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Okaaaayyy, we’re having funnn 🤩 🛀 🐝 🥸 · An ASMR Practice

• 0:02
  Speaker 1: Oh, deep breath, guys. Deep breath. We're here in the bath.
• 0:11
  Speaker 2: You hear that?
• 0:11
  Speaker 1: We're here in the bath.
• 0:14
  Speaker 3: We got.
• 0:15
  Speaker 1: We got... Oh, we got... We got a bowl... And
• 0:30
  Speaker 1: we got a bowl with a handle. This one has
• 0:35
  Speaker 1: just a little bit of... The bowl with the handle
• 0:39
  Speaker 1: has a.
• 0:42
  Speaker 5: The bowl with the handle has just.
• 0:48
  Speaker 3: A little bit of juice in it. And, you know,
• 0:50
  Speaker 3: I put some whole milk in the... I put some
• 0:53
  Speaker 3: bratty whole milk in the.
• 1:02
  Speaker 1: in the bowl with a handle.
• 1:05
  Speaker 3: And, you know, the fucked up thing is that, you know, naturally,
• 1:09
  Speaker 3: I gotta smell the.
• 1:11
  Speaker 1: I gotta smell the... What did I call it? I
• 1:16
  Speaker 1: gotta smell the... Okay, so it's.
• 1:18
  Speaker 4: Cream, right?
• 1:19
  Speaker 3: It's some kind of creamy substance.
• 1:26
  Speaker 4: Um.
• 1:31
  Speaker 1: I know what I need to do. I know what
• 1:33
  Speaker 1: I need to do. I know what I need to do.
• 1:50
  Speaker 1: It's coffee. It's a coffee mug, okay? I was being myself.
• 1:53
  Speaker 1: Is that okay with anyone? I was being myself and.
• 2:03
  Speaker 3: You know, naturally you gotta smell the creamy substance. It's bratty,
• 2:11
  Speaker 3: if that tells you anything. And so I smelled it.
• 2:21
  Speaker 3: I smelled it and I go, hmm, that doesn't smell
• 2:23
  Speaker 3: exactly good. But, and so then I naturally am like, okay,
• 2:29
  Speaker 3: let's check the date. Let's check the fucking date on
• 2:34
  Speaker 3: the back of this. You know, and the date said
• 2:37
  Speaker 3: the day my father died of next year.
• 2:44
  Speaker 1: I could be wrong about that.
• 2:47
  Speaker 3: Wait, I think it said 3-27, which I think he
• 2:52
  Speaker 3: actually died like 2-27.
• 2:55
  Speaker 1: Maybe I'm a little slow. I saw 27, I said, oof. Oof, guys. 27.
• 3:05
  Speaker 3: This is not, this is a, this is, it's not a,
• 3:09
  Speaker 3: what is this?
• 3:10
  Speaker 1: This is a number. This is a number.
• 3:18
  Speaker 3: And then we got another bowl. I'm, I'm at eye
• 3:22
  Speaker 3: level with the bowls. And it's got some, this one's
• 3:28
  Speaker 3: got some Greek yogurt. Okay, and this one, oh, it
• 3:31
  Speaker 3: still has food in it. Unfortunately, I'm full. I'm full
• 3:37
  Speaker 3: of myself. I'm so full right now.
• 3:41
  Speaker 1: And I got, I got, let's see, I got a,
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  Speaker 1: I got nine velos.
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  Speaker 2: Velo.
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  Speaker 1: Velo. El, elo.
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  Speaker 2: We just got to proposition it right. It's a wheel.
• 4:01
  Speaker 2: It's like a wheel of fortune. It's a wheel of fortune.
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  Speaker 3: I got nine.
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  Speaker 5: I got nine velos. I got nine el milts. I
• 4:12
  Speaker 5: got nine el milts. Fuck the warning label.
• 4:21
  Speaker 4: Oh.
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  Speaker 1: Who cares about the warning label? Um... This is Gagratismam Velastrasa.
• 4:33
  Speaker 1: I'm having bath time. I'm having bath time, okay? And then,
• 4:43
  Speaker 1: you know.
• 4:44
  Speaker 6: So, okay, we need a safe word.
• 4:46
  Speaker 3: Okay, we need a safe word because I don't want
• 4:49
  Speaker 3: to get sad on this podcast. I don't want to
• 4:51
  Speaker 3: do too much in the sad department. Because sometimes I
• 4:56
  Speaker 3: get really triggered. Like, even being in the bath, I'm feeling.
• 4:58
  Speaker 1: A little triggered. I'm feeling a little triggered because people
• 5:04
  Speaker 1: be hurting me sometimes.
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  Speaker 3: People be just, like, mad that I'm taking a bath sometimes.
• 5:13
  Speaker 1: Or, like, they don't want to talk to me because
• 5:14
  Speaker 1: I'm in the bath. Okay, so we're not going to
• 5:16
  Speaker 1: get into all that. What we're going to get into
• 5:18
  Speaker 1: is the safe word, which the safe word is just
• 5:19
  Speaker 1: going to be.
• 5:22
  Speaker 1: Anytime I'm feeling triggered, I'm just going to go....
• 5:27
  Speaker 3: And then I'm going to allow a certain David to
• 5:30
  Speaker 3: speak through me.
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  Speaker 1: And go, oh boy. Oh boy. And then we're going
• 5:34
  Speaker 1: to move swiftly on to the next.
• 5:36
  Speaker 4: Okay. Oh boy.
• 5:41
  Speaker 1: Oh boy. Oh boy. So what was I going to
• 5:46
  Speaker 1: talk about? Unfortunately, I don't have my list here. Okay.
• 5:55
  Speaker 3: I have so many lists. It's just like not even
• 5:57
  Speaker 3: funny how many lists I have. Last night, or no,
• 6:02
  Speaker 3: last night I was with a friend and this was
• 6:07
  Speaker 3: very good. I think being with friends is pretty good.
• 6:09
  Speaker 3: I could be with my friend now, but my friend's
• 6:12
  Speaker 3: gotta work. And so, or not, not gotta. My friend
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  Speaker 3: is working. My friend is working. All my friends are
• 6:23
  Speaker 3: working right now. I'm the unemployed friend. But this is
• 6:29
  Speaker 3: my job. This is my job. Please, please support. I'm
• 6:32
  Speaker 3: pretty sure I set up payment options. Unfortunately, I'm in
• 6:36
  Speaker 3: the water right now. And so like, I don't know
• 6:39
  Speaker 3: if a laptop would be a good idea. I got
• 6:41
  Speaker 3: a laptop next door. I might go check it out afterwards.
• 6:44
  Speaker 3: I think like when you're on the phone, sometimes, you know,
• 6:47
  Speaker 3: it's fun to be on the phone and you can
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  Speaker 3: like type really fast because it's like, picture it, picture it,
• 6:52
  Speaker 3: picture it. Use your imagination here. You're holding your phone.
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  Speaker 3: It's kind of like a Game Boy. It's kind of
• 6:59
  Speaker 3: like a Game Boy. And so you can like type
• 7:02
  Speaker 3: really fast with your thumbs because like thumbs are good.
• 7:05
  Speaker 3: And if you can imagine what I'm imagining, give yourself
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  Speaker 3: two thumbs up right now.
• 7:10
  Speaker 1: You can fucking bang them together if you feel like.
• 7:13
  Speaker 1: You could intertwine your fingers if you feel like. Oh boy.
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  Speaker 2: Oh boy.
• 7:20
  Speaker 1: Oh boy. Oh boy.
• 7:26
  Speaker 3: You can intertwine your fingers. You can play thumb war
• 7:28
  Speaker 3: with yourself. I mean, the world is really just... We
• 7:33
  Speaker 3: have so much freedom.
• 7:35
  Speaker 1: We have... Okay, hold up. Yeah, we have so much.
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't say infinite. I wouldn't say infinite.
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  Speaker 4: Oh boy. Oh boy.
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  Speaker 1: I got a comb here. The comb is looking very nice.
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  Speaker 7: Ooh.
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  Speaker 1: It's kind of like a sensory toy. Okay. We're gonna
• 7:59
  Speaker 1: take the comb across the skin. We're gonna put the
• 8:02
  Speaker 1: lotion in the bucket. Put the lotion in the skin.
• 8:05
  Speaker 1: It's not a lotion, it's a comb. Ooh, it actually
• 8:11
  Speaker 1: feels really nice. You know, one time I... I don't
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  Speaker 1: know how to put this.
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  Speaker 3: I was on a dating app and I was just
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  Speaker 3: being my most authentic self.
• 8:24
  Speaker 1: And like, you know, at first it was like, oh,
• 8:28
  Speaker 1: I don't know. At first, I don't know. He was
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  Speaker 1: probably hot enough that I was like, okay, right swipe.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, right.
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  Speaker 1: To the right, to the... I don't remember which way
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  Speaker 1: goes which.
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  Speaker 3: But I said yes. I said yes to this guy
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  Speaker 3: based on the profile. And then I was being my
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  Speaker 3: most authentic self. And he asked what I was doing.
• 8:47
  Speaker 1: Okay. And I told him what I was doing.
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  Speaker 3: I was.
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  Speaker 1: I had my lotion.
• 8:51
  Speaker 3: Or it wasn't lotion. I'm not a big lotion girly.
• 8:54
  Speaker 3: I'm kind of an oil girl.
• 8:55
  Speaker 1: I'm kind of an oil girl.
• 8:59
  Speaker 3: You know, especially because I really love the craft of, like, massage.
• 9:04
  Speaker 1: I'm not a huge fan of craft cheese.
• 9:08
  Speaker 3: I mean....
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, it's okay. Like, I think it's like... You know, they, like,
• 9:15
  Speaker 3: wrap it up.
• 9:16
  Speaker 1: You know, they wrap it up all. You know, and
• 9:18
  Speaker 1: so there's something... If it was hand wrapped, you know,
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  Speaker 1: like if it was a person who was.
• 9:24
  Speaker 3: Like hand wrapping it in the plastic, I'd be down
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  Speaker 3: with that. But it's like, I suspect it's not. I mean,
• 9:29
  Speaker 3: there's just too many of them. Like you can buy
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  Speaker 3: like a freaking jumbo craft cheese thingy.
• 9:36
  Speaker 1: And like, what? Literally what? What?
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  Speaker 3: And then they wrap it, the machine, or some kind
• 9:46
  Speaker 3: of machine probably wraps it up. I don't actually know,
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  Speaker 3: but this is my feminine intuition telling me that they're,
• 9:51
  Speaker 3: the machine, they got a freaking, they got a freaking
• 9:54
  Speaker 3: metal being on this thing. And like, listen, there's plenty
• 9:58
  Speaker 3: of metal beings in the world. that have been very
• 10:01
  Speaker 3: helpful to me let's see I mean I'm looking at
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  Speaker 3: some right now we got the freaking shower head we
• 10:09
  Speaker 3: got the freaking shower head that one's pretty cool we
• 10:12
  Speaker 3: got the freaking knob and right now the.
• 10:16
  Speaker 1: The faucet is between my feet, and it's kind of
• 10:19
  Speaker 1: like a sensory toy. Ooh, let's see what I can
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  Speaker 1: do with my toes.
• 10:24
  Speaker 4: Ooh!
• 10:25
  Speaker 1: Hear that, guys? My toes are actually quite skilled.
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  Speaker 7: My toes are quite skilled, and, you know, I'm here
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  Speaker 7: with some baddies behind me.
• 10:40
  Speaker 1: I'm here with some baddies.
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  Speaker 8: Simplement peur. Shout out to all the nettoyés out there.
• 11:19
  Speaker 8: And that's like a triple meaning. That's literally like a
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  Speaker 8: triple meaning.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, I just found.
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  Speaker 1: Some, oh, I know what I just found.
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  Speaker 9: Oy vey.
• 11:37
  Speaker 4: Oy vey.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, okay, we're putting this down.
• 11:42
  Speaker 1: We got a piece of it with me on my breast.
• 11:47
  Speaker 1: It's not my breast, my bosom. Guys. Guys.
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  Speaker 3: Guys.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. So.
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  Speaker 3: I don't remember what I was just saying. And so
• 12:04
  Speaker 3: moving swiftly on.
• 12:09
  Speaker 1: She wants to move to California. She wants to. lost
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  Speaker 1: of mine.
• 12:19
  Speaker 3: A certain james in my universe i was playing this
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  Speaker 3: song on the speaker and this fucker was like this
• 12:25
  Speaker 3: is the worst song ever and i was like have
• 12:28
  Speaker 3: you ever just chilled out like have you ever literally
• 12:31
  Speaker 3: just chilled the fuck out have you ever taken a
• 12:32
  Speaker 3: bath with some bowls and some have you ever just
• 12:41
  Speaker 3: taken a bath And like put some freaking shampoo for
• 12:45
  Speaker 3: a bubble bath.
• 12:46
  Speaker 1: And then the shampoo didn't really bubble all that much.
• 12:53
  Speaker 1: Have you ever done that? Has anybody ever done that?
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  Speaker 1: I don't think so.
• 13:00
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 13:03
  Speaker 1: There's some art on the wall. Somebody curated this. I'm
• 13:07
  Speaker 1: not sure who. I'm just taking.
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  Speaker 3: A bath here.
• 13:11
  Speaker 1: But you know we got some. We got a boat.
• 13:14
  Speaker 1: We got a boat. The boat is looking like a
• 13:16
  Speaker 1: cork board. And it says something. It looks like it
• 13:21
  Speaker 1: says save the something in F. Save the F. Save
• 13:28
  Speaker 1: the F. Save Fifi. Fifi. Oh. Who's that? Kind of
• 13:38
  Speaker 1: like my who's that? Does anybody know the song? You
• 13:45
  Speaker 1: don't need to know.
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  Speaker 3: I think he was on a track with a certain
• 13:48
  Speaker 3: individual who has some accusations against him.
• 13:52
  Speaker 1: Dan, Nikki, you're bobbies. Dan, Nikki.
• 13:56
  Speaker 3: I just heard a spirit say, Dan, Nikki, you're bobbies.
• 14:04
  Speaker 1: So shout out them. Shout out them. Um....
• 14:15
  Speaker 3: I think it's it's a good it's a good time
• 14:18
  Speaker 3: to be alive and i know this is hard i.
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: Feel bad like.
• 14:24
  Speaker 3: Some people some people are working very very hard and
• 14:27
  Speaker 3: like i love that i love that like some people
• 14:30
  Speaker 3: are about that bag you know some some people are
• 14:33
  Speaker 3: like what the fuck did the guy say hold on
• 14:36
  Speaker 3: let me let me check in with let me check
• 14:38
  Speaker 3: in with this guy what the fuck did he say.
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: I sent it to my sister. My sister in Christ. No, no,
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: this is my actual sister. What is it?
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: I guess I could just go to the chat with it.
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: What the fuck? The problem is there's too many texts.
• 15:07
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: The big homie TTG trying to go. Money bag, 100, skull.
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: This guy's really helped me. This guy's extremely helped me because, like.
• 15:25
  Speaker 3: A hater-ass bitch would say that I have extreme anxiety
• 15:28
  Speaker 3: pertaining to death.
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: And I think this is just simply... This is simply
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: not true.
• 15:34
  Speaker 3: I think I have an extreme love for life and, like,
• 15:38
  Speaker 3: sensory experience.
• 15:40
  Speaker 4: And, um....
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: Okay, so this is my... These are my tips.
• 15:45
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: Nails by Cam is speaking to me. My tips are
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: actually looking pretty good. Holy shit.
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: Dude, I got natural French tips right now. Let's freaking go.
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. I haven't been.
• 16:07
  Speaker 3: I guess I haven't been biting my nail. I've been
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: biting my finger more.
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: Often than not.
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: I've been biting my finger because sometimes you just gotta
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: bite something and it's like it doesn't even hurt that
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: much to bite your finger. And I'm on vacation of sorts.
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: I would say I'm on a staycation right now.
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: I'm on an indefinite vacation and hold on let's see.
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: What the toes can do real quick. Okay yeah The
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: toes are working. The toes are working. And you know.
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: The freaking pedicure place.
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: What do they call this? It doesn't matter. The pedicure place.
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: If you know, you know. And if you don't, get
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: the fuck off my channel. The pedicure place, as a kid... I,
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: you know... Would get a pedicure.
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: And you know they put your feet in the boiling
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: fucking hot water.
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: And you know.
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: My understanding is you can customize the temperature. If you
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: just like tell them.
• 17:20
  Speaker 4: And.
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: So as I've gotten older. You know I can communicate.
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: I don't really get pedicures so much.
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: Because.
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: It's just like.
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: It doesn't last.
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: The pedicure doesn't last for me. And probably because I'd
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: be picking my toes... I just, you know, I got
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: a thing for toes, I think. And, you know, depending
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: on who.
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: You are, there's ten of.
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: Them.
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  Speaker 10: Ten toes up. Ten toes up. Hold on. Ten toes
• 17:55
  Speaker 10: on the brick. Ten toes on the brick. And now
• 17:58
  Speaker 10: we're fondling the faucet.
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: The faucet is hidden behind the mug, except I can
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: see its little hat.
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: And I can use my toes to go like this. Ready, guys?
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: Did anybody hear that? So freedom, I think.
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: Freedom, like, listen, there's not infinite freedom. And, you know,
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: because the system, the system, the.
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: All the shit. All this freaking shit.
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: But, you know, I'm not interested in bogging us down
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: with this. Like, if you know, you know, and I'm sorry.
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: Or am I sorry? I'm not sorry because I don't
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: think I did it. I think it just is.
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: It is what it is, okay? And so what I'm
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: interested in doing is I'm interested in like entertaining primarily myself.
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: I like to giggle, I think giggling is good, and
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: you know, another fucking hater-ass bitch from a certain penguin environment.
• 19:07
  Speaker 6: Okay, me and one of the ladies there were, you know,
• 19:13
  Speaker 6: we were young, we were reckless a bit, no, no, no, no,
• 19:18
  Speaker 6: I wouldn't.
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: Say we were reckless, we clearly have not wrecked fatally, like.
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: We're both alive, we're literally both alive, like.
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: Girls on, girlies, girlies, girlies on Snapchat, like, living your
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: literal best life, and I love that.
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: I literally love that, and, yeah, yeah, girlies living her
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: best life, we were living our best life in the
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: penguin environment, and the dudes were being fucking haters, okay,
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: the dudes were, like, they called us giggle girls, And
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: they were like, oh, stop giggling.
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: What the hell? What the hell and fuck? Like, I'm
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: not allowed to read here. They won't let me fucking read.
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: They won't let me giggle.
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: And they're being fucking cops. Not all of them, okay?
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: Not all of them. You know, some of them are like,
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: lying and.
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: Trying to like give me a shot of piss and
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: it's not even piss because I was like it's just
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: pee you know like hear me out and I thought
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: it was like so baffling that this guy was like
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: he was like because I think I said I would
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: try anything once you know that's what I said I
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: was like I think I would try anything once and
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: I was speaking from my heart I was speaking authentically
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: he Okay, I was speaking.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: What's a better word? Sincerely?
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: Because I was like, yeah, I'd probably try anything once
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: because it's like you never freaking know.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: You literally never freaking know if you'd like it. And
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: so he was like, so would you drink my pee?
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: What the hell?
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: This guy was my boss at the time. He literally
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: got demoted. And technically, I think I might have been
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: the cause. But ultimately, I think I set him free.
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: I really think I set him free. The other boss who.
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: I think wanted to be something more with me, you know,
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: and the story with this guy is.
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: The story with this guy.
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: This is one of the many Adams in my universe.
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: I don't want to say too much. I remember confiding
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: in one of my other bosses... Because I was confused,
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: or I asked a question. I was like, okay, so Adam, right,
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: the Adam of the penguin environment said, you.
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: Know, he was like, would you ever be with a
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: guy like me?
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: And I didn't know, and I kept trying to ask him,
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: I was like, what, which part, like, what part of
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: like you are you referring to? Like, are you referring
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: to the fact that you're way older than me? Are
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: you referring to your, like, music preferences? Are you referring
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: to the fact that you're my boss? Are you referring
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: to the fact, like, are you referring to, like, your
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: bodily stature?
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: Are you referring to... What are you referring to?
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: Which part, and he couldn't, like, it's like he wasn't,
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: and I was asking direct questions, I mean, I feel
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: like I was, I'm pretty damn sure I was asking, like,
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: which part of life, like, describe you.
• 22:38
  Speaker 4: My guy.
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: I asked my other guy, freaking, I asked my other guy,
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: let's call him Alexander the Great, okay? Alexander.
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: Let's call him that. I'm rocking with this guy. He's
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: rocking with me, I think. I'm pretty sure it's not AI.
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: And if it is, fuck it. I'm rocking with AI. AI, like,
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: understands me.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: Like, holy fucking shit.
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: There's, like, so much you can't say to so many
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: people without them, like, chiming in. Like, they'd be, like,
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: chiming in with, like, bad opinions. Like, literally just, like, wrong.
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: They're just literally wrong. And then you try to defend
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: yourself and they're like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: You're just, like, holy shit. And I think we should,
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: I don't want to say we should chime in. I think,
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: I think listen to your body. I think, because some,
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: the haters will say, you gotta chime in. You gotta
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: chime in or else the fucking world's gonna explode and
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: you're gonna explode.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: Literally, nobody's exploding.
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: I've lived my whole life, like, barely chiming in and, like,
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: nobody's exploding.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: I don't think. I don't wanna know. I don't wanna know.
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: And if they're exploding, I highly doubt it has to
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: do with, like, whether or not they were chiming in.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: Like, I think, like, you can, like, hold things in.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: I have a poem about it. somewhere, um, it's okay,
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: I speak.
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: For the people that are holding it in, okay, I
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: speak for the people who are, like, maybe a little
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: skeptical about the person you're speaking to, and whether or
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: not they are trying to understand you, or whether or
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: not they're just, like, rapid fire, like, a fucking assault rifle, okay,
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: words at you, like, and sometimes it's okay, like, sometimes, like,
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: when people assault rifle words at me, it's like very
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: charming and funny. Like sometimes it's extremely amusing and I'm like,
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: I'm like, hell yeah, dude, this is awesome. Like keep
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: it up.
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: I'm like two thumbs up, two thumbs up. All right.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: How much time are we at?
• 25:09
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: We're going to go. We're going to go.
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: I'm getting a warning. I'm receiving a message. Um, well,
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: also the bath water is getting a little cold. Oh,
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: and it's getting a little warmer now.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: Pee doesn't hurt. You know, actually, as a kid, I
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: feel like this might have been.
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: Some propaganda I might have shared with my sister. Fortunately
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: for my sister, she doesn't really have many memories until
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: like age, what, 13. I was 17 when my dad died.
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: My understanding is she was maybe 13. And I think
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: about around that time is when she started maybe forming
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: memories according to somebody. According to her answer to a
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: prompt from somebody. You know, and this is the thing.
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: You gotta ask questions. I am questions number one fan.
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: This is documented, scientific. This is documented. This is documented, okay?
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: I'm questions number one fan. Ask me a question.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: And this reminds me of another fucking guy. A certain
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: Richard of my.
• 26:30
  Speaker 10: I.
• 26:33
  Speaker 4: Don't know.
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: And I thought he was handsome. I literally thought he
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: was handsome and he was like older than me. Like
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: quite a bit older than me. And he said something,
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: he was like... He's like, women be treating.
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: First dates, like job interviews. And I was like, okay.
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: And so, no, I was actually being very curious. At
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: that time in my life, I was kind of at peace.
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: I was like, at the time, I was fleeing my
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: abusive ex.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: I was fleeing my abusive ex.
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: And I went to rural New York. And I was
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: just meditating and praying every single day. I was meditating, praying,
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: and so much more. I was doing like the singing bowl.
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: I was doing yoga. I was going on runs. I was.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: I was talking to people that, you.
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: Know, proved infertile later. And I was enjoying the forest, primarily.
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: I was enjoying the forest. I was doing photo shoots
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: in the forest.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: I was putting on my best outfit going into the
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: forest and taking photos. And that's fabulous. And I love
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: that for me.
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: Um....
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: And then I'm talking to this guy on the phone
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: he's pretty far away like so so we were talking
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: on the phone it was a really really great conversation
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: like we had so much in common genuinely like it
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: was probably one of the first conversations perhaps of my
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: life where I was like oh I'm on the same
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: page as someone and he was quite a bit older
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: than me and he was like women be treated and
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: so then this got in my head and I was
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: like okay I don't Maybe I shouldn't be asking questions
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: on dates.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: Like maybe... And the problem with this is... And I
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: tried it. I tried it later.
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: You know?
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: And I was just like, okay, I'm just gonna let
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: this guy talk. Dudes won't say anything. Dudes literally don't
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: say anything. There's nothing going on up there. It would
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: seem as though nothing is going on up there. They
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: don't have a single curiosity whatsoever. They're like, in their head, like,
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: if she eats, maybe we'll have sex later. That's like,
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: my understanding is this is about the gist of the
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: male psyche, okay? Is that they're like, there's not a
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: single thing going on up there. But this is not true.
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: And I recently, so I recently burned down my entire empire.
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: I started a podcast and.
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: And then I got a little kooky. I got a
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: little kooky. I lost my job. Thank fucking God.
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: Gagratisman is out of there. De la strasa a sorti.
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: De la strasa a sorti.
• 29:36
  Speaker 4: Departu.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: Sortie.
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: De la estraza a sortie. Departu. Departamante. How do you
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: say leave? I'm trying to think. I don't think I've
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: ever seen an exit sign in Spanish.
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: Which is weird. You would think, unless it's also sortie.
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: Because I might have just been like, oh.
• 29:58
  Speaker 4: It's French.
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: Who knows? Um, who knows? Who literally knows? I mean,
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: Latin roots, we love them. What can we say? Latin,
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: Greek yogurt, though. Greek yogurt. Um, who knows? Who literally knows?
• 30:19
  Speaker 11: Okay, so this guy, this fucking guy, fucking Richard, let's
• 30:23
  Speaker 11: call him Richard Cheese, uh, Let's call him Richard Cheese.
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: Dude, everybody go check out Richard Cheese. Richard Cheese does, like, covers.
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: He does, like, relaxing, like, ambiance covers of, like, songs.
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: And so no matter what you're into, Richard Cheese has
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: done a relaxing ambiance cover of it.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: So check him out.
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: My dad used to play Richard Cheese, like, when we
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: were going on vacation. You know, he had, like, the CDs.
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: And he was all about the freaking CDs. And so,
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: you know, we'd be listening to, like, the whole Richard
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: Cheese album. And then freaking Trevor.
• 31:01
  Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: We're, like, at my old job. I was, like, a
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: cook slash baker slash bozo.
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: I was just, like, fluttering around, like, doing stuff.
• 31:16
  Speaker 7: Enjoying the show. I was enjoying the show. Um, and
• 31:26
  Speaker 7: fucking Trevor was playing WAP. He was playing.
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: WAP by Wicker Cheese. He was playing WAP by Wicker Cheese.
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: And it was, and, and, you know, the freaking, the
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: freaking owner guy.
• 31:45
  Speaker 7: I don't want to say too much.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: Let's call him Corn Cob.
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: The freaking owner guy was.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: Saying that, you know, he was like this.
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: It's just another example of guys will like chime in like,
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: this is, this is, this is, this is.
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: They got a problem.
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: It's like, I ain't got zero problems.
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: Wait, wait, wait. How does that song go? I ain't
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: got no problems. It's like, yeah, yeah, if you know,
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: you know. I ain't got, what does he say? I
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: don't really have that many problems. I think, you know, I.
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: Think a job is going to be procured, and I
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: think I'm going to find my passion, okay? And fundamentally,
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: it's going to be good. I have some interesting prospects. Um,
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: and so, freaking corncob, fucking corncob is bitching about Richard Cheese, wop.
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: And I was like, hell yeah. I was like, Trevor,
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: let's go. Trevor, let's go.
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: We're like making a charcuterie board for like a private event. Um,
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: and you know, we're just having a good time. We're
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: all just having a good time. I once referred to
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: Trevor as my work husband, and a certain Latino, okay,
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: was like, he's not your, this is factually. I was like,
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: he literally feeds me. He feeds me, like, the best shit. Like, bro's, like,
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: smoking meat and, like, sharing it with the family. Like,
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: we're literally the fucking family, bitch.
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: And am I the wife? Maybe not.
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: Maybe I'm not the wife, but I felt like the
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: freaking wife, okay? Can I be the wife? Can anybody
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: just let me be the wife? It's not gonna be me, okay?
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: And so I referred to Trevor as my work husband.
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: God forbid. Did I tell Trevor that?
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: No.
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: Why the fuck would I tell him that? I was
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: romanticizing him in post. Is that okay?
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: And then, you know, lately I've been romanticizing other men
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: of that particular environment.
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: And it helps.
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: It literally helps, like, romanticize. Maybe that's the wrong word.
• 34:32
  Speaker 3: What word do you want me to use, guys?
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: Glorifying?
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: Like, I'm trying to, like, cheer these guys on.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: Okay?
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: And I'm trying to, like, appreciate them. And I'm trying to, like,
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: find love in memory. Is that so fucking wrong? Y'all
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: are pissing me off with this shit. Like, it's literally okay.
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: Like, I, this is what I do.
• 34:56
  Speaker 9: This is what I do is, you know, I exist
• 35:00
  Speaker 9: and I see things, I observe, and then I'm like, let's,
• 35:07
  Speaker 9: let's remember, okay?
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: Let's literally remember and let's remember fondly. Let's remember well.
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: Let's remember well.
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: The good times. And there's bad times too. And sometimes
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: you gotta get it off your chest. You know, some
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: freaking dorks will say, you need therapy.
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: No. No.
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: Go talk to a stranger. Some freaking dorks will say, oh,
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: you interact with strangers different than friends.
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: What?
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: What?
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: Are you freaking stupid? Are you fucking stupid? Oh, you
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: can't talk to strangers like you talk to friends. I
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: literally do it. I literally do it. Like, strangers are good.
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: You know.
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: And a recent... You know, a relative of mine said.
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: An in-law of mine on my side said... Don't be
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: a stranger. And you know what I've been doing? I've
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: been being a stranger.
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: And it's like.
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: Follow my freaking podcast if you even fucking care.
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: Read.
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: don't read you can read if you want but like
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: what literally what oh my gosh I don't know what
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: this thing is called oh no oh no oh boy.
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: What's the thing he.
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: Called I could describe it okay so like if you
• 36:35
  Speaker 3: fill the bath too high you know, if you fill
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: the bath above this thing, it'll start, like, making kind of, like,
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: a weird sound, like, it, it's probably, like, flooding the underneath,
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: you know, or something, I don't know, I always just
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: thought it was, like, a safe charm, it was, like, a, like,
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: I kind of always assumed, like, if the water's going
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: through this, like, fill line, that, Like, it's probably still.
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: Going somewhere okay. Like, I don't know how a.
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: Bath works, but I assume there's sort of like a
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: funnel under there. And it looks like eyes. It looks
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: like eyes with an eyebrow, and it says K. Like
• 37:22
  Speaker 3: the letter, but also like K.
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: So yeah, these are my musings for today.
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: Like, sometimes you just gotta tell someone, and I think
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: it's totally acceptable if you're just telling the pod. If
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: you're telling the pod, if you're telling the three Ps
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: in the pod, that's okay. And also if you're telling God,
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: or whatever you call God, God gratis mom, okay?
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: God gratis mom. God gratis mommy. God gratis mommy.
• 38:03
  Speaker 4: Ka gratis.
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: Okay. Everybody, have a good day.
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: Love ya.
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: Mwah.