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Episode 543: Homosapius Studus · Not That Serious

• 0:40
  Speaker 1: No nail out of that.
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  Speaker 2: Woo!
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  Speaker 1: I think we're going to do that.
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  Speaker 3: Don't pass out.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, right?
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  Speaker 1: Please.
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  Speaker 2: I'll start seeing spots. This is the Not That Serious Podcast. Yo.
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  Speaker 2: The greatest podcast in the world. I am Michael.
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  Speaker 1: It's LZ.
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  Speaker 4: And Jess Lamont.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: A.K.A.
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  Speaker 4: Dr.
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  Speaker 3: Waffle.
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  Speaker 2: A.K.A.
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  Speaker 3: Butterscotch Blair Underwood.
• 1:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we have Nokeen in here today. He's out with
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  Speaker 2: a severe case of monkey pox. Corey also has a
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  Speaker 2: case of the monkey pox, but he didn't catch it
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  Speaker 2: from Kenan.
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  Speaker 3: A different monkey.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. A different monkey. Yeah. He actually runs a monkey farm.
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  Speaker 2: That's his side business. So, yeah. Good luck with that.
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  Speaker 2: How's everybody doing? How's everybody feeling? First of all, I
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  Speaker 4: The funny thing about it, I wasn't even going to
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  Speaker 4: correct you this. I wasn't even thinking about it.
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  Speaker 1: Didn't even think about it.
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  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 1: It's pretty funny stuff.
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  Speaker 2: that out.
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  Speaker 4: You got a lot of hate from the DMV.
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  Speaker 2: That's fine.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like Mike doesn't care.
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  Speaker 5: That must have been the first time they've ever been slandered.
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  Speaker 1: That's how they was acting.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: They were acting like this was brand new. I guess
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  Speaker 1: because if you're from there, you don't hear it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, because nobody really knows about go-go.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And they're like, what?
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  Speaker 5: They're like, go-go music.
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to get in the comments, but at the
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  Speaker 1: same time, I don't care now. But I really just
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  Speaker 1: wanted to ask, have you ever heard go-go outside of
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  Speaker 1: where the fuck you're from?
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  Speaker 7: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 3: Because I hear Jersey Club all over.
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  Speaker 2: Probably not.
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  Speaker 1: And the only reason you heard it is because you
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  Speaker 1: probably went up to the DJ and was like, can
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  Speaker 1: you play some Go-Go? I'm from D.C.
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  Speaker 2: That's probably the only way. I'm a fucking moron. Jesus.
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  Speaker 2: Can you play Pops and Pans Bing Bangs?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, niggas.
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  Speaker 5: Shout out to our D.C.
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  Speaker 1: Listeners, though.
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  Speaker 2: Shout out to you dumbass niggas. That dumbass shit.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, good God. Well, listen.
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  Speaker 2: Listen, man. If I got cousins down there and they
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  Speaker 2: listen to that shit, them niggas is dumb, too.
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  Speaker 1: I definitely got cousins down there somewhere.
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  Speaker 2: Pretty girl. It's just loud.
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  Speaker 4: It sounds like a tribal bop it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just loud. And the quality is always terrible.
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  Speaker 1: It's just, oof.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, because it's some Eritrean nigga in his 70s blurring
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  Speaker 2: a fucking saxophone. It's some Somali nigga playing jazz horns
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  Speaker 2: and fucking cowbells in a fucking studio with no proper
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  Speaker 2: fucking soundproofing. And I'm supposed to dance to this shit.
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  Speaker 1: What are we doing?
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  Speaker 2: Retreating.
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  Speaker 4: What the fuck is this bullshit? Like, y'all not.
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  Speaker 2: Yo, bro, listen. Y'all got phones.
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  Speaker 4: This is what y'all got. This is all y'all got.
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  Speaker 1: They got, yeah, they got some.
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  Speaker 2: Phones and New Balance.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and U Street.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. Y'all keep that other shit. Especially the music.
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  Speaker 4: Shout out to Chocolate City.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's motherfucking... That's the worst chocolate ever. There are some.
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  Speaker 1: Go-go songs that I do like or that I don't mind,
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  Speaker 1: but my go-go folder in.
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  Speaker 5: My laptop, eight songs max.
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  Speaker 2: Listen, I like, listen, listen.
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  Speaker 1: Eight songs max.
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  Speaker 2: When I go in the kitchen and I'm cooking and
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  Speaker 2: I drop a pan on the floor, can it be rhythmic? Maybe.
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  Speaker 2: But should it be a genre of music? No. It shouldn't.
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  Speaker 2: And if you've never heard of go-go music, please implore you.
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  Speaker 2: I'll never stop making this comparison. Go and sign up
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  Speaker 2: for Disney +. I know it's a little steep, but
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  Speaker 2: just do it for one month for the sake of
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  Speaker 2: this experiment.
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  Speaker 3: Probably a free trial.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, do a free trial. Go on Disney +. Look
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  Speaker 2: up a small little indie film, probably never heard about it,
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  Speaker 2: called Tarzan. Skip to about, I want to say, 25-ish
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  Speaker 2: minutes in. You're going to see a bunch of monkeys.
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  Speaker 2: And an elephant.
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  Speaker 1: It sounds crazy.
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  Speaker 2: Banging pots and pans. One's going to be wearing a
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  Speaker 2: dress that's played by Rosie O'Donnell. One just looks like
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  Speaker 2: Rosie O'Donnell. One just looks like Rosie O'Donnell with like
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  Speaker 2: 18 extra hairs. With a mohawk. What a mohawk. What
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  Speaker 2: a mohawk to make you know that she's gay. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that was clearly a lesbian monkey. Yeah, that is clearly...
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  Speaker 2: That's clearly a libidiquis. A stud monkey. Yeah, a stud monkey.
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  Speaker 2: A stud ape.
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  Speaker 1: Come on now.
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  Speaker 2: A stud gorilla.
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  Speaker 4: A stud gorilla.
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  Speaker 2: Nigga, that is a homo sapiens studdis. Nigga, that is
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  Speaker 2: an orangal clit-licking tang. Orangal tang. And they're going to
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  Speaker 2: be playing pots and pans. That's go-go music. And then
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  Speaker 2: you're going to be like, Mike, you're wilding. And then
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  Speaker 2: look up go-go music.
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  Speaker 1: And you're like, oh.
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  Speaker 2: Oh. Some old-ass nigga got on my collar and was like,
• 6:42
  Speaker 2: shut your bitch ass up. Like, my bad, Wale.
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  Speaker 5: My bad, Chuck Brown.
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  Speaker 2: My bad. My bad, bro. My bad, John Wall.
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  Speaker 7: Sorry.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I touched the mumbo sauce nerve, whatever the
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  Speaker 2: fuck y'all got going on down there. Beautiful city, too.
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  Speaker 2: Great city. Great city.
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  Speaker 1: But they were highly upset about that shit. But again,
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  Speaker 1: you don't hear go-go nowhere else, and there's a reason
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  Speaker 1: for that.
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  Speaker 5: Nobody wants to hear that shit.
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  Speaker 2: It sounds like a fucking steel mill. You're a blacksmith
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  Speaker 2: making a sword.
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  Speaker 1: If you type in your favorite artist, I guarantee there's
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  Speaker 1: a Jersey Club version of one of their songs. If
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  Speaker 1: I type in my favorite artist, there's probably a go-go
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  Speaker 1: version of one of their songs with 25 views. Nobody
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  Speaker 1: wants to hear that. I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 3: I'm telling you. Jersey Club. You got Jersey Club in Asia.
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  Speaker 2: It's everywhere.
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  Speaker 3: South America.
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  Speaker 5: It's the biggest genre.
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  Speaker 2: You will never see no Chinese niggas beating they feet.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: They be taking any culture.
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  Speaker 4: There probably is a.
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  Speaker 1: There's probably a very small.
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  Speaker 2: In a small province.
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  Speaker 4: In a small province of Japan or China.
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  Speaker 2: Taiwan somewhere.
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  Speaker 3: There is the D.C.
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  Speaker 4: Of Japan.
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  Speaker 1: Who does that?
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  Speaker 5: It's the South Koreans that be doing that, right?
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  Speaker 3: I think it's also Japan. Is it Japan?
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  Speaker 1: Like the Cholos?
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  Speaker 2: Yo, they do do it. Yo, have you seen that?
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  Speaker 2: That's bad. I saw one that.
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  Speaker 4: They love Jamaica.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. I follow a DJ.
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  Speaker 1: He's from Japan.
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  Speaker 5: He only plays dancehall.
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  Speaker 1: Like, new shit.
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  Speaker 5: He speaks Patois and everything.
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  Speaker 4: I think they love Philly. Like, there's one for Philly. Like,
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  Speaker 4: Japanese people that are.
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  Speaker 1: Like, they're all subset. You ever seen a big Philly...
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  Speaker 1: I've seen the ones.
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  Speaker 2: So, there's a bunch of Japanese people calling people dickhead
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  Speaker 2: and then converting to Islam?
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  Speaker 5: I don't know about that. But there's a part of
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  Speaker 5: Japan that just is Philly.
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  Speaker 2: Praise Arah. Yeah. Praise Arah. Ruru Remin. Ruru Remin. Do
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  Speaker 2: you have any of that new Ruru Remin? Yo, finding
• 8:39
  Speaker 2: out that nigga named Lululemon.
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  Speaker 4: That is.
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  Speaker 5: Please, go ahead, please. Yo, so I don't even know
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  Speaker 5: his name.
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  Speaker 1: Fuck that guy. He's a raging racist. But I only
• 8:48
  Speaker 1: heard about him because apparently he's getting a divorce and
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  Speaker 1: doesn't have a prenup.
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  Speaker 5: So people are like, yeah, fuck you, nigga. Like, lose
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  Speaker 5: half your shit.
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  Speaker 4: Right?
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  Speaker 3: Chip Wilson.
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  Speaker 1: Chip Wilson, yeah. So apparently he named Lululemon just so
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  Speaker 1: Japanese people would have a hard time saying it. And
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  Speaker 1: what's the number one clothing brand in inner city Philly
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  Speaker 1: right now?
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  Speaker 2: I was like, I was driving, but I still had
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  Speaker 2: to say fantastic.
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  Speaker 1: That is crazy racism. You went out of your way
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  Speaker 1: for that.
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  Speaker 2: He must have had a really, like, bad encounter with
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  Speaker 2: an Asian, like, right before he came up with the name.
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  Speaker 1: Like, did an Asian kid.
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  Speaker 2: You know what?
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  Speaker 3: How many L's can I put in the name of
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  Speaker 3: this company?
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  Speaker 5: How difficult can I make this?
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  Speaker 2: Lululemon.
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  Speaker 4: Sally sells seashells.
• 9:40
  Speaker 3: Let me hold my tongue and try to say the name.
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  Speaker 3: See what it sounds like.
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  Speaker 2: They talk them down from la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la He's like Can I
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  Speaker 2: get that new What's that a Trans Am Starting Starting
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  Speaker 2: up a hammy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah Shout out But don't shout out To that guy
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  Speaker 1: He's a fucking.
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  Speaker 2: Asshole No he's an asshole He's He's scum.
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  Speaker 1: But that's Nah But Asian people Absolutely have different Small
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  Speaker 1: subsects Of just everything That's like black culture Like there's
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  Speaker 1: one I saw one there Uh extremely addicted to Neo Soul.
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  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ. They still, no lie, remember how Jack Harlow
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  Speaker 1: started dressing like that? They dressed like that. Late 90s,
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  Speaker 1: early 2000s. They had a candlelight vigil for D'Angelo. Their
• 10:42
  Speaker 1: world collapsed when Angie Stone died.
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  Speaker 2: It was just... It was wild.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, shout out to Asian people. I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 2: Yo, shout out. R.I.P. D'Angelo Son.
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  Speaker 1: D'Angelo Son. Yeah, they're pretty funny, man.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's actually crazy. But how are you guys doing, man?
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  Speaker 2: How's everything?
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  Speaker 1: I'm good, man.
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  Speaker 2: Just chilling. Back in school.
• 11:12
  Speaker 1: How's that going? It's cool doing assignments. That's definitely different.
• 11:18
  Speaker 1: Everything is just online. I can just do an assignment
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  Speaker 1: on my phone right now if I really wanted to.
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  Speaker 2: So what classes are you taking, if you don't mind?
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  Speaker 5: Right now, just sociology and philosophy.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, you're cooling.
• 11:29
  Speaker 2: I'm chilling.
• 11:30
  Speaker 1: The classes are literally... What do you think?
• 11:33
  Speaker 2: That's the whole class. I think it was psychology or something.
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  Speaker 5: Psychology, same thing, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And literally at the end of the class, you just...
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  Speaker 2: The final was... telling her, the professor, we all lined
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  Speaker 2: up and we all got a chance to sit in
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  Speaker 2: front of the professor and tell him what grade you
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  Speaker 2: think you should have and why. Wow. And she gave
• 11:53
  Speaker 2: it to you. Wow. And this is what overthinking does
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  Speaker 2: to you. Everybody's just saying, I should get an A.
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  Speaker 2: All right, you get an A. And I'm thinking, you
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  Speaker 2: know what, nah.
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  Speaker 1: You trying to reverse psychology?
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  Speaker 2: Nah, I'm trying to reverse psychologize.
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  Speaker 4: I think I should get an 82.
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  Speaker 5: Here you go.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, that's exactly what happened.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, I'm going to stand out and be
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  Speaker 2: different from the crowd. I'm going to tell her that
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  Speaker 2: I don't deserve it, which means I deserve it, and
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  Speaker 2: she's going to give me an A. I'll be like,
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  Speaker 2: I think I deserve a B.
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  Speaker 7: All right.
• 12:23
  Speaker 2: Here you go, nigga. Don't let the door hit you
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  Speaker 2: on the way out. Drop your textbook off.
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  Speaker 4: The class was psychology, not reverse psychology. Straight to it.
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  Speaker 2: Damn. That's next semester, dumbass.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's pretty much all it is. And it's only
• 12:42
  Speaker 1: half semester classes right now. So I have those two
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  Speaker 1: and then I'll have three more that start in October.
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  Speaker 4: But.
• 12:48
  Speaker 1: Other than that, I'm done in December. Actually, I have
• 12:51
  Speaker 1: a question for.
• 12:52
  Speaker 2: You guys concerning college. Have you ever gotten into that
• 12:56
  Speaker 2: racket where the professor is– I want you to buy
• 13:02
  Speaker 2: the textbook that they wrote.
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  Speaker 7: Right.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I've had that happen before. That was a long
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  Speaker 1: time ago.
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  Speaker 2: That happened to my advanced marketing, like in my level 300,
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  Speaker 2: 400 marketing classes.
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  Speaker 4: I was like, this nigga is clearly.
• 13:14
  Speaker 2: It's a pyramid scheme. How the fuck is this legal, yo?
• 13:18
  Speaker 2: He's like, yeah, you're going to... You're going to buy
• 13:21
  Speaker 2: the book. You cannot do this class without the book. Absolutely.
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  Speaker 5: And there's 35 of y'all.
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  Speaker 2: 38 of us in this motherfucker. That's the one book
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  Speaker 2: that's not in the library. So I can't fucking photocopy
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  Speaker 2: like every other book I got.
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  Speaker 4: You each need your own individual copy. You cannot share.
• 13:40
  Speaker 2: You cannot share the book.
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  Speaker 5: And the book is $ 75.
• 13:44
  Speaker 2: Like, yo!
• 13:46
  Speaker 4: $ 88.
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  Speaker 2: What the? It's written by me. You see how my
• 13:48
  Speaker 2: voice just automatically goes in a chunk? Because that's just
• 13:51
  Speaker 2: the scammer voice. That is.
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  Speaker 3: That is the scammer voice.
• 13:52
  Speaker 1: That is the scammer voice.
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  Speaker 2: Yo, bro. I'm like, this nigga's... Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: But.
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  Speaker 2: And it's so funny. We're talking about Asian people. It
• 14:00
  Speaker 2: just gave me PTSD. Like, two of my professors in
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  Speaker 2: my classes that I really needed to pass to graduate. Asian.
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  Speaker 2: And with the most... And I mean the most. And
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  Speaker 2: I've got to say it the third time, the most
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  Speaker 2: aggressive Asian accents you've ever heard in your life. You'd
• 14:21
  Speaker 2: have thought he sounds exactly like the same dude that
• 14:26
  Speaker 2: just chopped the head off a duck and then hung
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  Speaker 2: it up in a fucking drying rack outside of his shop.
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  Speaker 3: Some incomprehensible accent.
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  Speaker 2: Like, to imitate it? 100% with no discrepancy would be
• 14:44
  Speaker 2: the most racist thing I've ever done. That's how bad
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: it is. It almost made me think this is a
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  Speaker 2: PSYOP by the school. Yeah. This is a Montclair State
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  Speaker 2: University PSYOP. To test us and see how good we
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: are at individual research. Because you could not learn from
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: the class. Because it was like I was sitting through
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: a Kung Fu movie.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, my God.
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: And there was no fighting.
• 15:17
  Speaker 4: Or they were testing you to see if you would
• 15:20
  Speaker 4: break out of the mold and go against the societal
• 15:23
  Speaker 4: norms to say, Hey, man, I can't understand this Asian motherfucker.
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: Or they was like, you know what? This actually is
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: an undercover Mandarin class.
• 15:34
  Speaker 4: This is actually Cantonese 101.
• 15:37
  Speaker 7: This is Cantonese. You no refrock print. You fucked up.
• 15:50
  Speaker 7: I'm telling you, the clearest English I've.
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  Speaker 2: Ever heard this motherfucker... You don't read fuck print. You
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: fucked up. You fucked, my nigga. Oh, shit.
• 16:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You gotta solve for why. I'm like, nigga, no. The
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: clearest English I ever heard that nigga speak is when
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: I had to fake cry to get out of, like,
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  Speaker 2: getting my midterms.
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, man.
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: This is a cocktail of disaster, right? And I know
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: this is not what we're talking about, but I just...
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: It's a cocktail of disaster. It's already... I'm dealing with
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: undiagnosed sleep apnea, so I'm sleeping in through all my classes.
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, why am I so tired all the time?
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: I'm sleeping through all these fucking classes.
• 16:39
  Speaker 4: Oh, man.
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: And then on top of it, on the brief spells
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: that I am awake, I'm here, I don't want any trouble.
• 16:46
  Speaker 4: And inevitably, this is.
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: One of the classes where if I don't pass this class,
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: my whole schedule is sent back a year. Because this
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: is one of those classes where you got to pass
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: this class and take the next class. And they only
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: offer it in one semester, which is a scam. Yep.
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: So in this class, yeah, you have a midterm and
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: a final, maybe a project. That's all you got. No homework,
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: no quizzes, three chairs, three grades.
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: I never had anything like that.
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: That's crazy. Yeah, man. And I had the midterm, and
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: I'm a motherfucker. I take that shit. I buy fucking
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: Nagasaki bomb, that motherfucker. I pop and hop that bitch.
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: It was bad. It was bad. The fucking great-grandchildren of
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: that test was coming out with three eyes. That's how
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: nuclear fallout bombed. I did that shit, bro. And then
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: the Chinese nigga pulled me to the side.
• 17:43
  Speaker 4: The Chinese nigga.
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: And he goes, you're great really, really bad.
• 17:48
  Speaker 4: It was still a little Chinese-y.
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: And then what?
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: He's crazy.
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: Chinesey is crazy.
• 18:03
  Speaker 5: Oh, my God.
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: He's getting really, really bad, man. He's like, is everything
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: going on? Did you just break up with your girlfriend?
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: Is everything okay?
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: What the hell happened?
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: That's what I had to do, man. I had to
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: put on the fake water on. I was like, yeah, man,
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: it's just really hard, man.
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: I'm just going through some stuff at home.
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: He was like, all right, all right. I'll delete this grade.
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: It never happens. Yeah. He's solid for that. Yeah. He's like,
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: we're just going to, just don't even worry about that. Yeah.
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: But you got to pass this final or I can't
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: do nothing for you, bro. And he passed the final.
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: And I cheated and passed the whole time.
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: Hey. You passed the final.
• 18:44
  Speaker 5: I cheated and I made sure I passed the final.
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: I was like, I was cool. This Spanish nigga in
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: the class, we both was on the same type of time.
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: We ain't do shit. But he had to end with
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: some girl working in there. Mm-hmm. And he gave me
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: the answers. And I was like, shout out. Shout out
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: to you, wherever you is. I hope you're all right.
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: Shout out to you. But yeah, man.
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: I got caught cheating on a test one time before.
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: Where, in college? Mm-hmm. What happened?
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: Thankfully, it was only like an art history class.
• 19:14
  Speaker 5: But man, art history is boring.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: I had to take it twice. And I think it
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: was even more boring the second time. The professor's just, oh,
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: my God. So we're doing this one test, and this
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: is our history. You got to, like, name the pieces.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: I'm like, man, I don't know what the fuck. Like,
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: I don't remember, like, who drew this or what it's called.
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: So I think I had, like, I tried to be slick.
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: I thought I was slick. Obviously, I was not. I
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: think I had, like, my textbook or something. Something on
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: the floor that was, like, not near me, but it
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: was in sight. And the professor was, like, walking around,
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: and I guess he, like, saw it. he's like yeah
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: man just give me your test i was like damn
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: he's like yeah close this is.
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: This is the thing with college professors if you're a
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: college professor i think you gotta know if you're teaching
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: a class Yeah. That's a bullshit class. Like, you know.
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: Like, nigga.
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: And then a lot of them, they just still try
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: to take it serious. Like, nigga, put the grades in
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: the bag, bro. Put it in the bag, man.
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: Because if they're teaching art history, that's what they like.
• 20:25
  Speaker 5: So to them, it's not bullshit. That's the problem.
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: I know, but you're an adjunct professor.
• 20:28
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: This is intro to art history.
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: This isn't like a high-level art history.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: If I'm not mistaken, this might have been a higher-level
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: one because I was a history major. so there were
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: certain art history classes that i had to take oh
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: you fucked up yeah i'm like fuck i gotta take
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: this shit again at a higher level.
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah what was what was the most bullshit class y'all
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: ever took like when you were saying like why the
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: fuck like if this wasn't a credit requirement boy i
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: swear to god i'd never sniff this class.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: That's why i changed my major because history had a
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: lot of those like i was russian history.
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: Dad, who cares? They lost.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: Russian history probably was the most bullshit. And it was
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: taught by this young dude. He just had graduated from Villanova.
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: No lie, he might have been like 23. And he
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: was a professor.
• 21:14
  Speaker 4: Of Russian history?
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: Yes. You're racist.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: I think he might have been Russian. He was one
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: of the ones that just looked Asian.
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: Ah, yeah.
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: He was super Russian.
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: Like Genghis Khan type shit.
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: Oh, he's... He's one of them. Yeah, he's one of them.
• 21:28
  Speaker 5: Nigga Mongolian.
• 21:29
  Speaker 4: One of those Mongoloids. Pfft.
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: This might be the episode that gets us.
• 21:36
  Speaker 4: I'm not allowed to say my name.
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: No. What the heck?
• 21:41
  Speaker 4: No, nigga.
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: It says it is an outdated and offensive term.
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: My bad.
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: Nigga, yeah. He's Oriental. Oh, shit.
• 21:49
  Speaker 4: No, this is one. Well, yeah, he was one of those.
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: In that class.
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: I sat in the back and I just watched movies
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: the whole time, bro. I was like, there's no way
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: I'm getting through this.
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: It was bad. Yeah, that one was... I'm trying to
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: think of one.
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: Mine was probably.
• 22:09
  Speaker 4: I had a few in undergrad.
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: It was either.
• 22:15
  Speaker 4: Ancient Greek history or intro to jazz history.
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: Intro to jazz?
• 22:21
  Speaker 4: Intro to jazz history.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: I took a jazz dance class. That was my gym class.
• 22:25
  Speaker 4: Did you have a gym class requirement at your school?
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I just did like Strength training.
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: Okay, because I was talking to Big E about it.
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: She didn't have one.
• 22:35
  Speaker 7: Oh, really?
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: She went to D1 school, University of Maryland.
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe they just cut the bullshit.
• 22:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah, y'all for real education.
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you want to study more.
• 22:42
  Speaker 5: What do you mean.
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: You went to a D1 school? Yeah, you went to Pitt. Yeah,
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: you went to Panther.
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
• 22:49
  Speaker 5: He was there with Steven Adams.
• 22:51
  Speaker 4: I was there with Deion Lewis and shit.
• 22:53
  Speaker 5: And LaShawn McCoy?
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: No, he was already done.
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: Avante Maddox?
• 22:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Avante Maddox.
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: Oh, shit.
• 22:58
  Speaker 5: Aaron Donald just left. Larry Fitzgerald?
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: No, I saw Aaron Donald.
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: Oh, you did?
• 23:03
  Speaker 7: Really?
• 23:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you saw something. Amazing Panther.
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: You were just cool with some thoroughbreds. DeJuan Blair.
• 23:09
  Speaker 4: Those guys were in Intro to Jazz History. That's how
• 23:13
  Speaker 4: you do it.
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: That's how you know.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's how you know it's bullshit.
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: Looking at Avante Max sleep.
• 23:18
  Speaker 4: Exactly. If you are a recently enrolled college student, because
• 23:23
  Speaker 4: I know we're just starting the year off, the college
• 23:25
  Speaker 4: year off. And you see a bunch of athletes in
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: your class.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: You're good.
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: You're good.
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: You don't have to do shit. Especially if you see
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: a nigga that start.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. If you have class on Tuesday and you
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: see that nigga playing on Saturday.
• 23:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: You're good, bro.
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: Just show up and don't poop yourself. You're going to
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: get a B.
• 23:47
  Speaker 4: You should be good. He will definitely be good.
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: Don't poop yourself. So, yeah. He can poop himself. It's
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: still going to be. Maybe you go to the bathroom. Yeah.
• 23:57
  Speaker 5: Other than that, you're good.
• 23:59
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: I'm straight.
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: I'm chilling.
• 24:03
  Speaker 4: I was good, buddy.
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: And it was a lot.
• 24:05
  Speaker 4: It was like a large.
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: It was a large.
• 24:07
  Speaker 4: So I was like, ah.
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: It was like the whole DB room.
• 24:10
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 24:11
  Speaker 4: A lot of dreads.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: A lot of dreads in the class.
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: A lot of dreads.
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: Dreads and pink tracksuits.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: A lot of skill players in that classroom.
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: A lot of team merch. Yeah.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: There you go.
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: Oh, man. Yeah. I'm trying to think. Yeah, because my
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: gym class, I took yoga.
• 24:31
  Speaker 4: Oh, really?
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: Oh, you like it?
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: That was nice.
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: I enjoyed it.
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: Nice. Last 50 minutes of class, we just got to meditate,
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: so I slept. That's it. I got a smooth egg.
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: Didn't even have to get my own yoga mat. That
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: was the one requirement to get your own yoga mat.
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: I didn't do it.
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: You were just doing yoga on the floor?
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: No, I just used the mat they had. I'm like, oh,
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: y'all got these? Why you got to buy one for me?
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: What are you talking about, nigga?
• 24:56
  Speaker 4: No.
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, man.
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: College was a... That was a great experience.
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: Yo, college... Yeah.
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: That was a good time.
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: Even though they charged me.
• 25:03
  Speaker 5: I had too much fun, though.
• 25:04
  Speaker 4: That's obviously.
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: But my thing was, like, by the time I got to, like,
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: my sophomore, junior year, I was like, I kind of
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: want to drop out of this motherfucker, but I can't.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: Because I'm not the one paying for this. My parents are.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: And they think I'm up here doing work. I'm ain't.
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: I'm ain't. I'm isn't. Yeah, I'm isn't.
• 25:25
  Speaker 5: But the thing is, like, I had a girlfriend.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: And she went to Montclair State at the time. So
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: it was like, even when I was at college, it's
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: not even like I was wilding out. I was just
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: up there chilling.
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: You was at Montclair School.
• 25:36
  Speaker 5: I was at my apartment an hour away from my
• 25:39
  Speaker 5: house doing nothing.
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: And then randomly, every once in a while, I'm just
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: going to the cafeteria. I was like, what the fuck?
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: Hey, man.
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: Hey, bud.
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: Man, I think I had terrible study habits. I had
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: no study habits pretty much. And I was just bullshitting everything,
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: trying to do everything last minute and wondering why it
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: wasn't working.
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: And yeah. Ah. Yeah.
• 25:59
  Speaker 5: It doesn't work like that.
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: College really lets you know who's built for this shit
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: and who's not. And honestly, why I think it's important,
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: obviously not for the education. That's bullshit. It really is.
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: Unless you're trying to be a doctor. If you're just
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: trying to be a regular person in the world, it's bullshit.
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: It's about getting to know people, finding yourself, and getting
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: ready for adulthood.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: Pretty much.
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: Can you manage yourself as an adult?
• 26:22
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: Some people need more time to do it. And some
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: people don't.
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: I needed some time.
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: I was just, my stepdad had a barbecue for his birthday.
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: And I was talking to his one friend's, like his son.
• 26:36
  Speaker 4: He's going off to school now. And I was saying,
• 26:38
  Speaker 4: don't do what I did. Don't be like me for
• 26:41
  Speaker 4: your first year. Because I was being an asshole.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: How?
• 26:47
  Speaker 4: I had a class. It was like sociology or something.
• 26:50
  Speaker 4: And I could see the lecture hall from my bedroom.
• 26:54
  Speaker 4: It was across the street.
• 26:55
  Speaker 7: Nice.
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: And I would routinely not go.
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: How early was the class?
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: Like 9 a.m. 9 or 10. I was like, nah.
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: 10 is disgusting. Yeah, that's crazy. 9, I give you.
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: 10 is ridiculous. That's sleeping in.
• 27:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I would wake up and be like, I don't
• 27:14
  Speaker 4: feel like going across the street.
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: Was you like a partying dude in college?
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: Not at that time. No, I was just sleeping. Sleeping,
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: watching Dragon Ball.
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: He said, I can go to class, or I can
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: watch the rest of the Cell games.
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: No, Dragon Ball original.
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: The Red Ribbon Army. Garlic Jr. You were just doing whatever.
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: I said, you know what?
• 27:37
  Speaker 4: I actually never finished this.
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: Watch it when Tien's the biggest enemy. Exactly. This nigga
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: got a third eye. This shit crazy, son.
• 27:46
  Speaker 4: I still didn't finish Dragon Ball.
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: I was like, I actually got to focus on school now.
• 27:50
  Speaker 4: Damn.
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: He got a little geisha boy blowing up and shit.
• 27:53
  Speaker 4: He got his little white face geisha.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: White face geisha toddler.
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: Shout out to Chelsea.
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yo. That's because I was the complete opposite. I
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: wasn't an asshole. My first year, I was good. I
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: was highest GPA by far my entire college career. What happened?
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: First semester, cool. Second semester, I started, I met my friends.
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: I got friends. Yeah. Because my floor was like a
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: bunch of white people, a couple black girls, and then my,
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: I don't remember, David. Yeah, but he was always out.
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: Met the black niggas in another floor. Then they became,
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: a lot of them became my lifelong friends, still friends
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: to this day. But after I got friends with them,
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: that's when I started going outside. Yeah. And it all
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: went down.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: Like, oh, this is.
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: Oh, this is the experience. Yeah, it got bad. It
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: got brr.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: Now, me, since I was at King, like, a lot
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: of people I knew already went there. So I went,
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: and day one I had friends. Yeah, you had a
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: whole clique. I had a whole clique the first week.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: I remember the first time I went and visited you.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, this is such and such.
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: I'm like, damn, nigga, you got a whole squad. I'm
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: thinking it's just going to be you, Adam, and maybe
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: a couple other people. Nope. Nah, this nigga had a
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: squad of like seven, eight niggas deep.
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: Because me and Adam, we were rolling together. We were
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: rolling together for just us for a little bit. That
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: didn't last long. Because after that first semester, we just
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: had a whole friend group. I'm still friends. Shout out Kyrie, Peter, James,
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: all of them. Still the same niggas.
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: And that's why, but they, those niggas were actually focused.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: They were like bio majors and shit. They wanted to
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: be doctors. I don't think any of them are doctors now,
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: but they wanted to be.
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: Hell no, none of them niggas is doctors. None of
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: them niggas is doctors. Peter's a DJ.
• 29:43
  Speaker 4: I just want to see this.
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: How you feel about that money now, nigga? Peter's a
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: DJ now. Peter wanted to be a doctor real bad.
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: He was like, ah, I'm going to go ahead and
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: blend these R & B, Jules.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: I remember James wanted to be a doctor. Ike. I
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: think Ike might be the one that's the closest. But
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: other than that, I think I do want to go
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: and get my master's, though, immediately.
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: We'll see. You win. Just go ahead and get it. Yeah.
• 30:12
  Speaker 5: Because I want to be like a guidance counselor, and
• 30:14
  Speaker 5: I have.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: To do that.
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: I can see you as the guidance counselor. Yeah. Yeah.
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: After being in the classroom- I had a bigger impact
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: with kids, like, just in the school. Being in that
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: one classroom was, all day?
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: One?
• 30:30
  Speaker 4: No.
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: Like, just being able to reach a bunch of kids.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: Exactly.
• 30:34
  Speaker 5: Like, kids would get in trouble and, like, come to
• 30:36
  Speaker 5: me and ask me for stuff. I'm just a paraprofessional.
• 30:37
  Speaker 5: I'm a paraprofessional, nigga. I'm getting $ 15 an hour, and
• 30:41
  Speaker 5: you asking me?
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: So, I haven't even gone back. I've just been literally
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: just DJing and going to school.
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: That's good, man. Good. I'm glad.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: I've been chilling. This is my break right now. But
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: after this, yeah.
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: Do your thing, man.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: Well, I don't think I got... Yeah, I've just been
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: chilling doing stuff for the house and all that stuff.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, how's that going? No, it's cool. Yeah, it is.
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: It's cool. Home ownership, man. It's just... It's always something.
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: It's just always something. And I ain't even gotten a
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: house yet, but it's just something you fix one thing
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: and it's like, oh, there's actually this other underlying problem that... Yeah.
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: How much is that going to cost? Oh, boy. Okay.
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: How many thousand? All right.
• 31:26
  Speaker 7: Oof.
• 31:27
  Speaker 4: I got a to-do list of like five, six things.
• 31:31
  Speaker 4: I haven't crossed off a single one in a while,
• 31:34
  Speaker 4: but hey, I'm not going anywhere near this house.
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: I mean, you got nothing but time. Nothing but time.
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: We locked in for at least the next 30.
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: And that sounds disgusting.
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that sounds wild.
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: Sounds very predatory where we got all these fucking... Fucking
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: stadium-sized fucking apartment complex is built by fucking Black Rock.
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: Can't get into it.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: They're building so many apartments over here, bro.
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: It's crazy. Do we need another car wash, Burlington?
• 32:05
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: Another car wash?
• 32:07
  Speaker 5: It's more than one story. That shit looks huge.
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, nigga. Like, oh, my God. Another Walmart warehouse work.
• 32:15
  Speaker 5: Man, that got to be data-centered, bro.
• 32:17
  Speaker 4: Oh, you can't afford to buy a house? Well, you
• 32:20
  Speaker 4: can go to our slightly cheaper apartment complex where you
• 32:23
  Speaker 4: have no equity, but you have somewhere to live.
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: What about this $ 3, 000 a month apartment?
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: Hey, hey, it's a basketball court.
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: Hey, hey, there's a movie theater.
• 32:32
  Speaker 5: I know you got Netflix Prime, HBO Max, Netflix, Disney Plus.
• 32:38
  Speaker 4: How about that?
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: But there's a movie theater, though.
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: Ah, we'll cover.
• 32:42
  Speaker 4: The water.
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: It's another option. Listen, you can also fuck yourself.
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: You can also be homeless.
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: You can also just not have a house.
• 32:54
  Speaker 5: Live on the street.
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: It's getting cold.
• 32:57
  Speaker 7: It is.
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: I'm so excited. Are you?
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: I know you are.
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: Love it.
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: I hate this shit, bro.
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: I love it so much.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: I'm hating this.
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: I'm about to get depressed. I think it was like
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: a morning. I want to say this week I woke up.
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: It was like, ooh, it's a little chilling. I hate it, though. Yes.
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: I hate it.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: Honestly, not even hate it. I only hate it because
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: I don't hate this weather. I hate it because I
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: know it's going to get colder.
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: And I don't want that.
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: Fall is cool.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: When it's comfortable during the day, you might need a
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: little light jacket, a hoodie.
• 33:28
  Speaker 5: That's fine. Once I got to start wearing coats and
• 33:31
  Speaker 5: layers and shit.
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: No, thank you.
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: Miss me, man. I hate it.
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: Hate it.
• 33:37
  Speaker 4: Sign me up.
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: Because I hate that hot, miserable shit.
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: I hate it. It is oppressive.
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: Oppressive.
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: It has been oppressive. It's been an oppressive.
• 33:47
  Speaker 5: I mean, when it's too damn hot.
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: If it's not blazing hot, it's raining and muggy. So
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: it's just like, man.
• 33:53
  Speaker 4: Just muggy.
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: Or just muggy.
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: Because when we had that heat wave. When it was
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: like a week long and it was like 100 degrees.
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: And the humidity was like 90% so it felt like 105.
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: He made me want to hum. Negro spiritual, nigga.
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: Sweating, just standing still. Sweating out your ass.
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: When you in the Negro spirituals?
• 34:15
  Speaker 4: Fat Joe.
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: Boy, you're good. Boy, you're good. Boy, you're good. I'm
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: the blackest nigga you know. What? Fat Joe? Fat Joe.
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: Joey Craig? Joseph Cartagena? You?
• 34:30
  Speaker 5: Man, and they let him sit there and say that shit, bro.
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: Hey, man, who's going to stop him?
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: Anybody.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: It's not even like.
• 34:38
  Speaker 5: I feel like when it comes.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: All right, so if you didn't see this, Fat Joe
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: was on the Joe Budden podcast, and pretty much the
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: topic came up where Fat Joe was talking about him
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: saying nigga.
• 34:48
  Speaker 5: Now, his explanation... And it.
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: Was exactly what I thought it would be because that's
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: how Puerto Ricans.
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: In New York- That's so funny. I really thought that
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: he might say, hey, you're right.
• 35:00
  Speaker 4: No.
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: Or he's kind of- He's doubled down on that before.
• 35:03
  Speaker 4: No.
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: I guess I never listened to him.
• 35:06
  Speaker 5: He has said it before and he's said it again.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: He believes that since he was raised in the culture
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: and he was raised around black people, that's just New York.
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: So if niggas around me say nigga, I'm going to
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: say nigga too. And then he says that I'm the
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: blackest nigga. And I'm just like, nigga.
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: Now, I watched that clip. Everybody was just stone silent.
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: It was like, mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. And I'm like, why?
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: Not a single person was like, what? Like, just because you...
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: And you can have that conversation. It doesn't have to
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: be an argument. It doesn't have to be a fight.
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: But all you got to do is just say facts.
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: You don't have to... Just say facts.
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: That's Fat Joe, though. There was 40 niggas.
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: 40 niggas. All my niggas. My guys.
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: Bro, listen.
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: And again.
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: You can ask him.
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: You can ask him.
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: What happened, nigga?
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: I'm the blackest nigga you know. No. He is 100%
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: Puerto Rican. And it's like, this is what trips me out.
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: And it's not him saying that, which is stupid. And
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: it's not even him, all the people around him, not
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: even just like kind of letting him slide. It's the
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: people that on the internet, when you say like, yeah,
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: like give him his proper shit for saying nigga while
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: not being said nigga. Mm-hmm. They like, yo, y'all don't
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: understand NY culture, man. One nigga was like, why don't
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: you go tell him personally if you want to fight
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: him about it? I'm like, oh my God.
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: It ain't that.
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: Get your tongue out of his Puerto Rican ass.
• 36:40
  Speaker 5: It ain't that, though.
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: Like, bro, that's not, like, listen, listen. Was there a
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: time where it, And probably in inner cities and just culture.
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: Younger and culture in general, like we let non-black people say, nigga, yes,
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: we did that. We did that. In high school. Like
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: if we was real cool with somebody, not a white guy.
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: Not a white person. It was never that black. Never
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: that crazy. Like non-white people that weren't like, if they
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: was cool enough, sometimes we let it get on. But
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: it got to a point like around college where it
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: was like, all right, nigga. We need to stop that shit.
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, huh?
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: When you, like, stop being 17, when you got, like, oh,
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: hold on. Yeah. If you fucking with us, you need
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: to stop that shit. And you know what sensible people did?
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: They stopped doing that shit. Yeah. And it comes to
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: a point, like, when you hit your 30s and 40s,
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: how do you.
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: I mean, at that point, it might be too late.
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: But it's like.
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: That nigga's been saying nigga more than.
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: You nigga, then you better nigga. More than all niggas,
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: then the nigga nigga them. But it's like, it's always
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: been like, oh, I respect black culture, so I'm a
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: part of the culture, so it's like. it gives me
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: a right to say this, but it's never, it's never
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: like I grew up around black culture. So I know
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: and respected enough to respect the boundaries. Yeah. It's never
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: that they always want to.
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: Be because it's not that in New York.
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah. It's with, that is some mythical place.
• 38:12
  Speaker 4: I'm just saying like, you know, it's not like, like
• 38:17
  Speaker 4: the streets in New York. I'm not using it, but
• 38:21
  Speaker 4: it's like, if no one's checking you, Yeah Ever But.
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: It's like I'm just here to say All y'all are
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: goofy Yeah Every single one of you.
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: Because if you have that logic Then you can be
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: like The Beastie Boys Couldn't have.
• 38:34
  Speaker 5: Been running around Saying nigga No.
• 38:38
  Speaker 3: How many niggas Were the Beastie Boys around?
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: Nah They're from New York right?
• 38:42
  Speaker 8: I don't know where they're from Doesn't matter They probably
• 38:44
  Speaker 8: are They're from New York Damn near hip hop pioneers
• 38:46
  Speaker 8: If you ask me But they weren't running around Saying
• 38:48
  Speaker 8: nigga to nobody He's like yeah They were part of
• 38:51
  Speaker 8: the culture From Grandmaster Flash Where they from?
• 38:54
  Speaker 4: I'm from New York.
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I thought.
• 38:56
  Speaker 4: Aren't they new?
• 39:00
  Speaker 5: Still in the culture.
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's like.
• 39:02
  Speaker 5: Didn't hear them say nigga.
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: To hear his explanation, like, I grew up down the
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: street from Grandmaster Flash. Oh, what? So the fuck?
• 39:09
  Speaker 7: What?
• 39:09
  Speaker 5: There's plenty of white people who did, too.
• 39:11
  Speaker 6: Who cares?
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck.
• 39:13
  Speaker 4: That has nothing to do... It's just things.
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: Like black culture and hip-hop culture are intertwined because they
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: are one.
• 39:20
  Speaker 7: But....
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: One thing is like you are born into one thing
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: and one thing you are not born into.
• 39:30
  Speaker 7: Right?
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: There is no, you can be a hip hop fan
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: and love hip hop and enjoy it and embrace it
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: and immerse yourself in it. And if you're not black,
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: you will not be treated a certain way because you
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: like hip-hop. If you are black, you're going to be
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: treated a certain way whether you like hip-hop or not.
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: It's because you're black.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: Because you look like you like hip-hop.
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: You could be a nigga that hates.
• 40:02
  Speaker 4: You like hip-hop, don't you?
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: You like that ribbity-ribbity. Classical jazz.
• 40:08
  Speaker 4: I'm actually like orchestra.
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: Thelonious monk type guy. Thelonious monk.
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: But I like rap. So what, nigga? I think we
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: were talking about cultural voyeurism. It's almost like an extreme
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: form of that where you get so immersed in it,
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: you think you're in it.
• 40:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: Almost like a double agent, like, yeah.
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: Like Rachel Dolezal?
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: Oh, God.
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's, yeah.
• 40:33
  Speaker 4: Fat Joe is Rachel Dolezal? I don't think Rachel Dolezal
• 40:35
  Speaker 4: says nigga.
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: I don't even think she does.
• 40:37
  Speaker 5: I don't think she does.
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: I think she has respect for the nigga.
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think she got enough respect not to say nigga.
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 40:43
  Speaker 5: She might be fucking crazy, but I didn't think she
• 40:44
  Speaker 5: was that crazy.
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: And that's the funny thing. I knew, I was like,
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: as soon as I seen that clip, I was like, hmm,
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: I know there's two people that aren't there. Yeah. He
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: knew better. They knew better than to have them two.
• 40:55
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: Mona and.
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: Mark. Because, come on.
• 41:00
  Speaker 5: They would have been like, I don't know.
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: They would have been the ones to raise questions.
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I don't want to hear that.
• 41:06
  Speaker 4: Isn't that the point?
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: I don't want to hear that. Everybody black shit, no
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: to fuck everybody not.
• 41:11
  Speaker 7: No.
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: If somebody comes up to you and says, shut your
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: black ass up, and your first thought is, I'm not black,
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: don't even, you're automatically out. Don't even.
• 41:19
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: If that's your first thought.
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: Because I know if somebody were to randomly ask you,
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: are you black, you would say no.
• 41:25
  Speaker 5: You're saying no.
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: So, like, I saw this one rapper was like, are
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: you mixed race? Something just hit me. Are you mixed race?
• 41:35
  Speaker 7: No.
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: Are you a bunny hopper? Yes. It doesn't take much digging. Yeah. But, um, yeah,
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: that's just, it's strange. I don't know. That's just goofy
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: to me. What's up? Kanye.
• 41:51
  Speaker 3: Do you want to talk about, I saw it in
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: the list.
• 41:53
  Speaker 4: I do. Sure.
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: Boom, the floor is yours.
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: I do.
• 41:56
  Speaker 5: Um, So Kanye did his concert in Chicago.
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: He did two nights.
• 42:00
  Speaker 5: Two nights.
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: Sold them bitches out back to back.
• 42:03
  Speaker 4: Hometown.
• 42:04
  Speaker 3: Hometown.
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: And brought out everybody except Jay-Z. Because damn near everyone
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: else is there. And a lot of people he had
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: beef with. So like Cudi and Consequence and Big Sean.
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: He brought Consequence too? Yes. Lupe Fiasco?
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: Lupe Fiasco. Like a lot of people that he had
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: beef with.
• 42:20
  Speaker 4: Right?
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: And I saw a lot of discourse over this.
• 42:22
  Speaker 5: I saw a lot of people saying... And I.
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: And I'm just giving information. So a lot of people
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: just aren't forgiving Kanye for anything. And I don't blame
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: people for that. Because Kanye said a lot of heinous things, right?
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: He said, he was talking about how slavery was a choice.
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: We saw this man dress up like a black Klansman.
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: We saw this nigga using swastikas and say Hail Hitler
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: and all type of crazy shit.
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, right? But the way that I look at it, right?
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: And the way that you know, things happened with him
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: so abruptly and the way you can see how he
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: used to be, see how there was a moment in
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: his life where everything changed and he changed too for
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: the worst. Right.
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: I think it was very.
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: Apparent that this was a person who was going through
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: a mental crisis for a long time. Like that was not,
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: I don't think that was really... That wasn't the real Kanye.
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: Will I ever forgive him for the things that he said?
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: Hell no, because he was bugging. He was fucking wilding, right?
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: But if the people that are closest to him are
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: able to forgive him, and the people that he was
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: actually fucking over, not just verbally, but financially, spiritually.
• 43:39
  Speaker 5: All of that, fucking niggas over.
• 43:41
  Speaker 4: In my mind.
• 43:47
  Speaker 5: In my mind, like, who am I to be like, oh, fuck,
• 43:52
  Speaker 5: I ain't, like.
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: You're a consumer. He's the guy.
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: Still, yeah, still a consumer. You're a consumer guy. But
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: to Kanye, I'm just a guy. Like, I'm just, like
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: you said. And I don't want to play the comparison game,
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: but it's like, I can't compare. It's not like how people, like,
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: forgive R. Kelly.
• 44:11
  Speaker 5: If it was, like, that type of shit, I'd be like,
• 44:14
  Speaker 5: hell no. Like, that's easy for me.
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: When it comes to Kanye, I don't think that he wasn't, like,
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: harming people.
• 44:23
  Speaker 5: He was just using hurtful language.
• 44:25
  Speaker 3: Which led to harm.
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: Did it?
• 44:28
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. I think so.
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: Not, like, direct, like, harm, harm, but, like, harm.
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah. People were upset.
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: Supporting Trump.
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: I think you add to.
• 44:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, supporting upset was definitely. I'm putting. Supporting Trump was
• 44:39
  Speaker 5: definitely crazy.
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: So this is the thing. This is the thing. As
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: someone who was obviously a big Kanye stan back in
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: the day, sometimes we just need to accept niggas are
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: gone and then let them be gone. And even if they,
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: all I'm saying is you got to show me a
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: little more.
• 44:56
  Speaker 4: For sure.
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: I can't.
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: Still love him from a, like it's more so like
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: a distance thing. Like it's not, I'm not going to
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: the show.
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: It's a vast.
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: I'll watch the clips though.
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: It's got to be a bad difference for me. Like
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: I can't engage because you've done, he's done too much.
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: And he said too many flagrant things. He's, Then, honestly,
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: and I hate to say it, the music's been assed,
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: which is like an undercurrent of it all. I told you, though.
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: I'm just not going to do it. I know you ain't.
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: I just can't do it.
• 45:23
  Speaker 5: You said it's been assed, but you.
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: Ain't even hear it. Yeah, and I won't find out.
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: Wait, what? He said the music's been assed, and I
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: was telling him that the latest album actually is not assed.
• 45:33
  Speaker 5: Because nobody listens to it because it's still Kanye. You
• 45:34
  Speaker 5: know what I'm saying?
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: But I heard... There's... There's a lot of really, really
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: good songs on there.
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: I feel you. It probably is. It's just certain to
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: me it gets to a point where it's like, I'm good.
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: For sure.
• 45:46
  Speaker 4: I respect you.
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: And I think when you say people who he fucked
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: over have forgiven him, well, all those people stand to
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: benefit from realigning themselves with him, too. Right. So all
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: those guys probably could use a check right now. Lou
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: Bay Fiasco's on fucking random blogs. hating on Kendrick Lamar
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: for like the 38th billionth time. He could use some money. Consequence,
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: I don't know where he's at. He could probably use
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: some money. Kid Cudi, he got his car blown up.
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: He wants to buy that up.
• 46:18
  Speaker 4: That was like 10 years.
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 46:20
  Speaker 5: He want to recoup that. He just did a tour.
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: I hear you.
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: But he could always use some more.
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: He could always use some more money. So it's like,
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying?
• 46:30
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: I get it. I understand it. But to me, it's
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: not that I ever... I don't forget or forgive anything.
• 46:41
  Speaker 5: It's just like.
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: You let the past be the past?
• 46:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's just kind of like the past and the past.
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: And especially because it was very apparent that he was
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: going through some type of mental crisis.
• 46:52
  Speaker 5: That nigga was bugging, bro.
• 46:53
  Speaker 4: But it's such a long time.
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: I mean, if you're... We've seen it personally with people
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: that go through it for a long time. People we
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: graduated with are still going through it. And it's been
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: four years.
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: I hear you.
• 47:08
  Speaker 5: So it's like, I know it's possible, and I don't
• 47:10
  Speaker 5: think it's fake.
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: Oh, I never would think it's fake.
• 47:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't think it's fake. I think that there
• 47:14
  Speaker 5: was definitely.
• 47:15
  Speaker 3: I know some people think it's fake.
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure. And also, when you see people who
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: go through those type of mental illnesses or whatever, when
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: those people have, especially, I guess it's bipolar, schizophrenia.
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: for.
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: Whatever reason, when they go like super alt-right, like there's
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: like a, there is some type of, what's the word
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: I'm looking for?
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: Correlation?
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: Correlation, yes. Connection?
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a connection and correlation between those two things.
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: I don't know what it is, but once that was
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: really going down like that.
• 47:42
  Speaker 4: I'm like, yeah, it doesn't make logical sense.
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: It doesn't.
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: And that's, that's kind of like the path that he
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: was on. And then again, I don't forgive it. I'm
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: not forgetting about it, but it's like, If he got
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: his mind right and he got his meds balanced and
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: he got his chemicals balanced, maybe he isn't in that
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: state of mind anymore. But he definitely needs to do
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: more when it comes to apologizing and showing that it's
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: like you really aren't that person.
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because at this point, it's like, I feel like
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: you're just doing this to sell me something.
• 48:11
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: I feel like you're just doing this because you need
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: some money. I feel like you're doing this because you
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: want to.
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: Kanye's doing it because.
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think... Not need need, but I think you
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: want to get back into.
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: A positive light.
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: The positive light. I think you want to get back
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: into the music space to a place where people want
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: to collab with you because you're kind of poison where
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: you can book these big shows. This nigga's banned from countries. Yeah.
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: I think he would like to not be banned from countries.
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Getting banned from countries just for saying crazy shit.
• 48:49
  Speaker 5: He didn't go nowhere and shoot somebody.
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: It was just.
• 48:52
  Speaker 5: saying whatever. It's like, dog, you were wilding for real.
• 48:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: The words are powerful. Yeah, for sure. Especially who they're
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: coming from. Yeah. And so a lot of times the
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: words are like bullets, but sometimes words can be stronger
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: than bullets.
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: When you come from the right mouthpiece. So, yeah. I
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: just have a very pessimistic view on that because every
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: time we see him, he's selling something. Look, he came
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: out saying, I'm sorry. Look, he tore.
• 49:23
  Speaker 4: What are you going to do to not make money
• 49:25
  Speaker 4: to show that you are really sorry?
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: Do something.
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: What could he do though? He's a millionaire.
• 49:33
  Speaker 4: Start a platform.
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying? You got all the opportunity.
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: You start something. Start a non-profit. Do something. Yeah. Do something. Like,
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: don't tell me in front of hundreds of thousands of
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: people that you made pay tick money to see you.
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying? I don't know. I just, yeah.
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: I get it. I don't know what you're saying. I
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: absolutely understand it. I'm just like. At this point, it's
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: just like a distance thing. Like, I appreciate him as
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: an artist because he made a lot of my favorite songs. Like,
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: a lot of the influences that I had growing up
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: were because of him. Like, a lot of the music
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: that I like.
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: So. Yeah.
• 50:21
  Speaker 5: Definitely hard.
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: Wasn't hard like for R.
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: Kelly.
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: I cut that nigga smooth off.
• 50:26
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 50:26
  Speaker 4: So it is.
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. Yeah, sure.
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is like a... It's definitely still weird, though.
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: It's easier to rationalize those things when it's not like
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: a physical harm to direct people.
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: Right. Yeah. But, yeah.
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: Speaking of.
• 50:43
  Speaker 4: Not physical, direct physical harm to people, what do you
• 50:47
  Speaker 4: guys think about... Were you done with this?
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 50:50
  Speaker 4: What do you guys think about LeBron's polymarket deal?
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: Okay, I don't really, I kind of know. What's going
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: on with that? I really don't have all the details.
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: Partnering with Polymarket.
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: It's just a partnership thing?
• 51:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like a, I guess like a representative of ambassador sponsorship.
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: Do you know how much this deals for?
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: No, I just saw it pop up on Instagram. Polymarket,
• 51:15
  Speaker 3: LeBron James.
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: Boom.
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: I think that when this happens with athletes... They know
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: that people can bet on them. And it's like, why
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: wouldn't I just be a part of that so I
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: can get some money from it too? I think that's
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: probably the mindset.
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: Now, is Polymarket, is that just betting of all types
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: of shit?
• 51:37
  Speaker 3: Pretty much, yeah.
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: It's sports and other shit.
• 51:42
  Speaker 3: It's not technically betting. It's like the.
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: Shares. Prediction market.
• 51:46
  Speaker 4: Prediction market, yeah.
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: So sideways betting.
• 51:49
  Speaker 3: Which is pretty much betting.
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: It's that.
• 51:53
  Speaker 4: And it's just like when you have these platforms and
• 51:55
  Speaker 4: you know they're targeting, you know most of them are
• 51:58
  Speaker 4: targeting younger people. And most of these people that engage
• 52:01
  Speaker 4: in this business are losing money.
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: It's predatory.
• 52:05
  Speaker 4: The vast majority of these people are losing money. So
• 52:08
  Speaker 4: you're promoting people to lose money. You're going to gain
• 52:11
  Speaker 4: money and you already have all.
• 52:14
  Speaker 3: The money you could ever need.
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: What? Yeah, I agree. Like what? See, this is.
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: We don't have to turn this to the anti-capitalism segment,
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: but we can.
• 52:23
  Speaker 4: We don't, but we could.
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: We can. This is just the nature of it. And LeBron,
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: he does a lot for the community. You know, he
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: has that school and all that. Right. And that's great.
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: But it's like, when is it enough? You don't need
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: to do this. And it's like, you know what the
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: nature of this business you're getting to is. You are
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: like a shining beacon to a lot of young people,
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: a lot of young men. that are victim to a
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: lot of this betting, prediction market, gambling, betting bullshit, whatever
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: the fuck it is, which is all betting to me.
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: Are you going to lose money?
• 53:01
  Speaker 2: Are you going to lose money? Can you gain money?
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: It's betting.
• 53:06
  Speaker 4: There's not really stocks that just go to zero.
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: No. Overnight. Exactly.
• 53:13
  Speaker 3: Or you know it's going to go to zero.
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: So it's like, what are you doing? And I just
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: feel like, My sports brain is like, is this, I
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: just hope this doesn't affect the Sixers in any way. No.
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: Because I feel like when he did sign, people were
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: pointing out some shit, like some possible funny business because
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: the old Sixers owner is like, he's like a partner
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: with Fnatic and like LeBron is with Fnatic. People are
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: just hinting at like, There could have been some funny business. Probably,
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: but do you think this is money to play to
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: get some money to be like a.
• 53:55
  Speaker 4: Some under-the-table money type deal?
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: Like a Kawhi deal?
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: I mean, I wouldn't be surprised, but I'm just saying
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: he's doing the polymarket thing. All this is just to
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: get money to have part ownership of a team when
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: he's out of... Why wouldn't he do that, though?
• 54:12
  Speaker 7: Maybe.
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: Maybe.
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: If anybody's going to do it, yeah. LeBron's not disappearing
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: from basketball when he's done.
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: No.
• 54:20
  Speaker 5: He's going to keep making money.
• 54:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: I don't see him fading away.
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know about that.
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: Especially with them announcing the new stadium.
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: The new arena. Did you see that, Lamont?
• 54:35
  Speaker 3: Is it going to be in Chinatown?
• 54:36
  Speaker 5: No, it's going to be in South Philly.
• 54:37
  Speaker 2: It's in the complex.
• 54:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's still over there. So it's going to be
• 54:41
  Speaker 5: in a good area.
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: Spatial-wise.
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: The Sixers, the Flyers, and then the WNBA team.
• 54:51
  Speaker 3: What's going to happen to the current stadium?
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: That's a good question. I'm not sure.
• 54:56
  Speaker 3: What's that place called?
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: The Xfinity Mobile Arena. From the mock-ups they've just showed,
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: that shit looks fucking amazing. Oh, wow.
• 55:08
  Speaker 5: Mock-ups are pretty damn accurate nowadays.
• 55:10
  Speaker 7: So....
• 55:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we have the technology.
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm pretty excited for that. And it's not even
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: like as far away. It's 2030. So like three and
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: a half years.
• 55:21
  Speaker 3: Damn, the stadium was only 30 years old.
• 55:23
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 55:24
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 55:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it does look nice.
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: It does look nice. Extremely nice. So if LeBron has
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: part ownership on the team in 2030... Won't be surprised.
• 55:34
  Speaker 4: He's going to own part of the stadium. He's thinking bigger.
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: Think big, bitch. He's thinking big, bitch.
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't be surprised. But whenever you see athletes, especially
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: an active athlete, take a polymarket or Kalashi, even old athletes,
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: when I see them, it's all funny business.
• 55:55
  Speaker 3: I don't know. Maybe it's just me being.
• 56:00
  Speaker 4: Anti-capitalist and cranky about the world, but anytime I see anybody,
• 56:04
  Speaker 4: like Kevin Hart promoting gambling, Jamie Foxx promoting gambling, like.
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the company it is. It's like, you know
• 56:14
  Speaker 2: how big of a sports betting epidemic is going, everything
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: that's going on right now. It's like, do you really
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: need to add to that problem? Do you? Especially when
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: you already have all the money.
• 56:24
  Speaker 4: Do you need the money that bad, Kevin?
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: No, you don't. Come on. Like, bro, let it, like,
• 56:30
  Speaker 2: come on, man. Yeah. That shit is so, like, Drewski?
• 56:34
  Speaker 3: Prize picks?
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, whenever I see that prize pick shit, man.
• 56:39
  Speaker 2: Prize picks, FanDuel.
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: Y'all taking that deal, though?
• 56:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 56:43
  Speaker 4: Me.
• 56:44
  Speaker 3: I need the money.
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 56:47
  Speaker 4: I'm counting their pockets.
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: I'm looking at their pockets. They don't need the money.
• 56:50
  Speaker 2: I'm counting their pockets. I'm counting their pockets. You don't
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: need that, man.
• 56:55
  Speaker 4: Damn. Your pockets are firm.
• 56:58
  Speaker 2: Money overflowing. God damn. You got motherfucking steel pockets. What
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: are you carrying? Aluminum bricks in there? No. Yeah.
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: I get it.
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: I get it. Like, man.
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: That shit, man.
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: Like, man. But yeah.
• 57:11
  Speaker 7: Brother.
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: Um.
• 57:13
  Speaker 4: So we didn't have a B to Brigade question this week,
• 57:16
  Speaker 4: but I do have some questions for y'all. One of
• 57:20
  Speaker 4: the things we commonly talk about is driving.
• 57:25
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 57:26
  Speaker 4: And the fellow New Jerseyans from the Makeshift Project pod,
• 57:32
  Speaker 4: they had a list of questions to determine if you're
• 57:35
  Speaker 4: a good driver or not.
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
• 57:37
  Speaker 3: Or if you're a bad driver.
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: Okay then.
• 57:40
  Speaker 3: So question one. Okay.
• 57:43
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 57:43
  Speaker 3: Have you gotten two or more speeding tickets?
• 57:47
  Speaker 4: Ever?
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: I think I might only have one speeding ticket. I
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: think I got out of the other one that I
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: would have had. I think he's giving me one.
• 58:02
  Speaker 3: You got speeding tickets, Mike?
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: I have. I think I got one. Be honest. No,
• 58:09
  Speaker 2: because I'm trying to think if I got two or one.
• 58:11
  Speaker 2: I know I got one. I'm trying to think of
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: the other one.
• 58:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: If I have two.
• 58:14
  Speaker 7: No, no.
• 58:15
  Speaker 2: I almost got one, but then I gave them the
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: card that Q gave me. I got out of that bitch.
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: They took it up.
• 58:20
  Speaker 3: Shout out to Q.
• 58:21
  Speaker 2: Shout out to Q.
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: They took the card to her.
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: Shout out to Mama Q.
• 58:26
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: Appreciate you, baby girl.
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: Did they take that card?
• 58:30
  Speaker 4: No.
• 58:31
  Speaker 5: Sometimes I'll take them.
• 58:33
  Speaker 2: That's it. I think there's levels to it.
• 58:36
  Speaker 3: I heard of them taking the paper. I never heard
• 58:38
  Speaker 3: of them taking the gold.
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: I think they'll take either one.
• 58:39
  Speaker 2: Oh, they take the gold one. We're going to have
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: to fight about that. Nope.
• 58:43
  Speaker 4: Actually.
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: I lost my gold one.
• 58:45
  Speaker 5: In an accident.
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: Lost it.
• 58:47
  Speaker 2: Man. Yeah, so I got one.
• 58:49
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 58:49
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 58:50
  Speaker 5: I have no more than two.
• 58:51
  Speaker 2: All my tickets is from fucking running those fucking.
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: Speed cameras and shit.
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: Speed cameras. Nice.
• 58:58
  Speaker 3: Those don't even count.
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, those don't count.
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: Apparently, they check your speed when you go through the
• 59:03
  Speaker 2: fucking The toll, Jones? Yeah. Really?
• 59:07
  Speaker 3: I thought they did that.
• 59:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I know you get a ticket for going through
• 59:10
  Speaker 4: that too fast.
• 59:11
  Speaker 5: Oh, I never got that.
• 59:12
  Speaker 3: You're talking about the kiosk or the big thing with the.
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: The big thing.
• 59:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I thought they did that. I always slow down
• 59:17
  Speaker 4: to like... But it's like, they still register.
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: Why are you sending me a ticket?
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: Like, get the fuck, man. I ain't never got one
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: of them.
• 59:21
  Speaker 5: You must be flying through them shits.
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: I'm not, though.
• 59:25
  Speaker 3: No, Mike doesn't drive fast.
• 59:26
  Speaker 7: Exactly.
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: The speed limit is like 25. I'm going 40.
• 59:28
  Speaker 7: Ah!
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: You're a demon.
• 59:30
  Speaker 4: What the fuck, man?
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: It's the highway, bitch.
• 59:34
  Speaker 3: All right, question number two. Have you ever caused a
• 59:36
  Speaker 3: car accident?
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: Caused one?
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 59:43
  Speaker 5: Nah, every time I've been in an accident, they hit me.
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: Yes. Okay.
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: I've never caused one.
• 59:47
  Speaker 3: Question number three.
• 59:48
  Speaker 2: But I was sleep deprived, so that shouldn't... Fell asleep?
• 59:51
  Speaker 2: You caused it. I didn't fall asleep. I was sleep deprived.
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: What happened?
• 59:54
  Speaker 3: You caused the accident.
• 59:55
  Speaker 2: All right, quick thing. This is during my... When I
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: was doing my pledging thing. And the nigga that ran
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 2: my thing, he owned a moving company. The nigga that
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 2: was in charge of my shit, he owned a moving company.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: And so obviously, that's free labor because I'm doing this shit.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: Free labor, yeah. Literally free labor. So after he got
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 2: done whooping my ass until midnight... He was like, all right, bro.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 2: He was like, all right, little nigga.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: After he got done whooping on my ass.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 2: Like him and all the other big brothers got done
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 2: whooping on my ass till midnight. Dropped me off at
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 2: the camp. I was like, all right, I need you
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 2: up at like 637.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 7: Why?
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: Don't ask questions. All right, bet. So we're getting this car.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 2: We go to the place. All right, you're going to
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 2: help this guy. We're going to move all this stuff
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: out of here and into this truck. I'm like, okay.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 2: So I'm just doing his job for him. We're helping
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 2: him with work. He's like, I'm dead tired. Like, I'm
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 2: still undiagnosed sleep apnea. So I'm already really tired.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 3: Tired at baseline.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 2: And I never drove in North Jersey before this. Oh, wow.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 2: Because I was just scared of the parkway.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 5: Parkway is intimidating.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 2: It was intimidating for me.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: It can be intimidating.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 2: So we drive together to the spot. He drives another car.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: He's like, all right. You're going to take this truck
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: and go to the next place. Oh, shit. I'm like, okay.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 2: I can't go. All right, big brother. I never really
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 2: drove on the turnpike or anything before. So I'm not
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 2: about to do that. I get in the car. It's
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 2: the most dumbest shit ever. I'm pulling out of the
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 2: parking spot.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 7: Oh, shit.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: You didn't even leave yet.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: I don't even think I looked. I did look, but
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 2: a nigga came flying in. I'm like, oh, shit. I
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 2: done fucking crashed my fucking... He didn't hit you, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: Oh, shit.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 2: I done fucking crashed my fucking Dean's shit, nigga.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 4: Damn.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: And what happened?
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 4: What do you think happened to you?
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: Whoopin' on my ass.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 2: This is before, after he said, I actually understand because
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 2: I had you up late and you really shouldn't have
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 2: been driving me, but I still.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 5: I still kind of got a whoopin' on your ass.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 4: I got a whoopin' on your ass.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: That is crazy. That was kind of neglectful, though, and
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: very irresponsible of him.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 3: Almost child endangerment.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, almost. If I was like two years younger, I'd
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 2: have had that nigga booked.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: That nigga was going to prison. But it's a non-hazard organization.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: I still have love for y'all. Yeah, I've never, everybody's
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: always hit me.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 3: Question number three. Have you hit a curb in the
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 3: last year?
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. Last week.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: Sometimes I won't... Because we got trucks, so sometimes you
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: won't realize how close you are to the curb, especially
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: if I'm backing out and I got to back out
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: to the left. That's the one side I always hit.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: I just don't realize. Sometimes it's just hard to see.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: I'm in a fucking truck.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 5: I mean, I go over the curb anyway.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 2: It's not like it'll affect me. Nigga, I'm in the
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 2: big bin. Nigga, I'm going over that. What am I,
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 2: a pussy? Nigga, it's a curb. I hit it. Nigga,
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 2: I'm riding the death machine. Ain't no curb about to
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 2: do shit to me. To a real nigga like myself?
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 4: The fuck is you talking about?
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 2: Mindself. Mindself is crazy. The fuck is, nigga, what?
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: Hit the curb.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 2: I got to readjust. No, nigga. Plop through that bitch. Yeah,
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 2: that curb. Rod!
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 5: That curb ain't stopping me.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 4: Okay, question number four. Do you use your phone while driving?
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, absolutely.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 7: Sure.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: Yep.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 3: I already knew those secrets.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 2: What?
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 5: I need to do that less.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 2: Nigga, I use my phone to look up music when
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 2: I got the music app right there.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 5: It's easier on your phone than it is on the phone.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 4: Honestly. The music app on my car is more distracting.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't like using that.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: I gotta actually focus on where it is.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 5: Sliding screens and shit. Yeah, I don't like using that.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 4: Swiping, looking in the middle. If I'm on my phone,
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 4: I can kind of look at it.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 5: I can still see the screen.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: I can still see the road. Yeah, I can see
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: the road. My girl was like, yo, how do you
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: do that? I'm like, yo, I'm looking at the road.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: I have peripheral. Like, I can.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 5: My phone is in front of me The street is
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 5: in front of me too I got.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: Two eyes, nigga Yeah, I can see I can cross
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: the beach She can't see You and your ass can't
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: see Big old glasses You can't see.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 4: Big old bottle cap Coke bottle ass glasses Yeah, blind
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 4: motherfucker Your ass can't see I can see.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: Like when I put on Brandi's glasses last week I
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: was like Oh, God You.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 4: Got an astigmatism God Disappear.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, next question.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 2: It's not looking good.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 4: No, it's not looking good.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 3: Question number five.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 4: Have you ever backed into a parked car or object?
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 2: No.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 7: No.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: I'm not a woman.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 2: No. I have a firm penis. It actually guides you
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 2: like a bouncing machine.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 5: I think that's a woman thing when they be bagging
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 5: in the shit.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 2: I would say that.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: If I had one sexist take, I would say if
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: I had one misogynistic thing I had to stand on
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: a box for, women back into objects more than men do.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 2: Which is why they deserve less pay. That's how you
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 2: finish that. Which is why you make 70 cents a dollar.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 4: I have nothing to do with that.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 2: I didn't see it.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 3: Question number six. Do your passengers regularly tell you to
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 3: slow down?
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 5: Usually I ride by myself, and I don't count my mom.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 2: No, I don't count anybody over 50.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because my mom's like, you drive fast.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 2: They don't count.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 3: Why doesn't that count?
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: Because my mom drives fast.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 3: I think I'm going to count it.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 2: Once you pass 55, your sense of speed is diminished.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, nah.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 5: I mean, I know I drive fast, but it's like.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 2: It's like you lose a sense of inertia.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: A sense of inertia.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 2: Nah, we ain't doing that.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 3: Alright, question number seven.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 2: If you ain't holding that coke rack, you ain't riding.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 2: I hold that shit while I'm riding. It's comfortable.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 4: Like I'm in a wave running.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 2: On the smoothest. It's on the smooth term.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 4: Like listening to Silk the Shocker.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they make him say, ah.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 7: Ah.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 4: Ah.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 2: Talk to mother niggas, because I'm proud of my niggas.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 2: I'm proud of my niggas.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 4: All right, question number seven. Do you avoid parallel parking because.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 3: You're bad at it?
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 5: No, I love parallel parking.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 7: Yep. Really?
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 4: You want to get Mike with that one?
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 2: Parallel parking.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 4: I do it too, Mike. It's all right.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 7: Really?
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 2: I'm more confident now that I got the backup camera.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: I was always parallel parking.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 2: That's why I had to make sure my girl really
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 2: liked me because I'm like, all right, are you okay
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 2: with me walking around this? Are you going to judge me?
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 2: Going around this thing nine times to avoid the parallel
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 2: spot because... Yeah.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 5: I'll do that shit in one take.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 6: Boop, boop.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 2: I'll definitely let Biggie get out.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: Direct me.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 4: How much space we got?
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 2: Take this.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 3: Question number eight.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 4: Have you ever been honked at and immediately knew you
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 4: were in the wrong?
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 5: I got honked at today, but it wasn't even my fault.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 3: So you weren't in the wrong.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 5: I mean, it depends on who's asking.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 2: So I need to.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: The rules of the road. I'm driving and I put
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: my blinker on. New Jersey state law. Yeah, New Jersey
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: state law. Oh, I was right.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 4: Oh, okay.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: But I put my blinker on and I'm in the
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: right lane. I need to get over to the left
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: lane so I can get over to the turn lane.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: I have my blinker on for at least, we're driving,
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: so five seconds is a long time when you're driving.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: That's a lot of feet.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: I can tell that he's not really slowing down and
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: my turn is coming up.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 2: Fuck you. I have to get over it.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: Nigga, if you see my blinker was on, you should
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: have slowed your ass down, but you didn't. So now
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: I have to cut you off.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 2: It's your fault. Okay.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 5: Because my turn was coming up.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 4: It sounds like the maybe more proper thing to do
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 4: would be slow yourself down.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: There was a car tailgating him. So if I slowed down,
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: it would have been way too much to try to
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: get over, and I would have caused even more.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 3: Fair enough.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 5: So you see my blinker was on?
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: You chose to ignore that. You thought... I don't know
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: what you thought. I thought you thought... I guess you
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: thought you was Big Dick Nick on the fucking streets.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 2: Cut his ass off. That was his fault.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: I use my blinkers. I drive... What's the word?
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 4: Actually, it's the most annoying shit if niggas don't use
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 4: their blinkers. I hate that.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 5: It's not hard to use your blinker, bro.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 4: I mean, I know I told y'all before, but my
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 4: friend I had in pharmacy school said her mom... told
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 4: her Not to put on your blinker Because then people
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 4: won't let you.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: Over It's not true So.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 3: Let you know the mind of.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: Pennsylvania white women That is not true That is a
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: crazy way of thinking It's the.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 4: Craziest logic It explains a lot of things That go
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 4: on in the world Yeah But yeah Question number nine
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 4: Has someone ever refused to let you drive because they
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 4: don't trust you? No.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 2: No.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 5: I'm the driver. Many people ask me to drive.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 3: I think you guys all passed.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 5: I think I'm a good driver.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 4: I think I'm good.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 2: I've had some hiccups. I've had some lapses.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 2: I've had some lapses of judgment. I've had some lapses.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 5: I've done some things I shouldn't have done.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 2: I've definitely done some things where it's like, oh, my bad.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: I may or may not have had things in my
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: car in order to start it.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 5: I had to do something.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 2: I don't think that was a driving. That was just
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 2: a judgment thing in general.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: Nah, man.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 2: You know what?
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 5: I never talked about that on here. In the one
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 5: episode we did.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: No, thank you.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 5: No, so what happened was we did, and then the
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 5: episode got deleted.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 2: Deleted. Deleted.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 5: No, it was in my basement.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 2: How did we get it? Why did it get deleted?
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: It was me, you, Q, and something. I think it
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: was just an SD card thing. It stopped recording.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: But this is what? Five years ago now?
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 2: That long ago?
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: It was a minute ago. Yeah, I had a DUI
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: before that. I never thought about it. I see how
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: common they are now. First of all, that's how I
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: knew it was super common.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 2: You know how common herpes is, man?
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: When you have to go to defensive driving classes, they
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: tell you everything. They're like, yeah, this shit happens all
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: the time. I go in there and I see people
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: I know. I'm like, what the fuck?
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 3: I mean, I'm sure I could have gotten got before,
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 3: but I didn't get got.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 2: But I got got.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 5: It was my birthday. I was just leaving the club.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: Did you tell him that?
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 2: Did you tell him about that? He looked at my license. Yes,
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 2: he knew it was my birthday. You know it was
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 2: my birthday, brother.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 4: Just give me a pass.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: He knew it was my birthday.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 2: Let me go.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: Even so, even once I got to the station, I
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: blew literally a.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 2: 08.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 5: They were like, yeah, that's still DUI.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: I was like, delete limit. It was like, yeah, you
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: didn't maintain your lane, but I didn't maintain my lane
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: because I was fucking arguing with my fucking ex at
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: the time.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 2: Text message.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 5: Like a dumbass. I should have just been focused on driving.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: It was a whole thing.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 3: See?
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 5: It was my fault.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 2: But, yeah.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 5: Then I had a fucking.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 2: The interlock. Interlock. Go-go gadget.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: Go-go gadget interlock in my car. I think 90 days.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: It went quick.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: You got to pull on.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 5: That shit just to make your car start. And then
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 5: that was it.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 2: So that was my last. And you've got to blow
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 2: on it while you're driving too, right?
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, sometimes it'll beep while you're driving just to make
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: sure that you don't like.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 4: Not like Denzel Washington.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Stole a six pack in the car while for
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 2: the road.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but literally when people have those shits, they be
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: having their kids blow into it. All type of shit.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: I remember with DUIs, it's mainly old people that get them.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: So I remember getting the shit installed.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 2: It was like, bro, no lie.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: This woman had to be at least 85. And they
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: were installing it for her. And I was like, she's
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: not going to be able to use that. There's no way.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 2: You're already old.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: In the class, it was old people or it was
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: like repeat offenders, people who had it two, three times.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 2: I'm like, God. Two, three times. Yes. Take your license away.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: You can't drive no more.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, take that shit.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 4: I'll take that motherfucker. I know.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 5: And especially working in nightlife, super common.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 4: How are you feeling if you get in an Uber
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 4: and they pull up the interlock? They say, hold up
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 4: one second.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: You know what?
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 4: I think I might still ride.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 2: At least I know you sober. Because I know you sober.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 2: You're legally mandated sober.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 2: Uh-huh.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 7: Mm-hmm.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: Well, I need to see what you blow. If it starts,
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: we good. Yeah.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 4: Can you blow on this for me? Yeah.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: Blow on this one that I have in my pocket.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 2: You're asking me to blow on it? That's crazy.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 4: My ride better be free. You better take me.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 2: Wherever the fuck I want to go. I want to
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 2: go to Nantucket now.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: If I want to go to East Palestine, Ohio, you
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: better be prepared, nigga.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 2: I got a girl I want to see. I got
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 2: some shit out there. I got some shit lined up.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 2: I got a two-man.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 4: Real tight, real cheap.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 2: Real tight, real cheap.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: But yeah, nightlife, that shit is obviously super common because
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: everybody is drinking while they're working.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 5: And then they got to take themselves home.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: But yeah, this is probably like, I think it was 2021.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: Or 2020, probably 2022.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was 2022.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 3: Well, I got some questions for y'all.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: Let's see what we want to get into.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 3: Oh, 62, random number. What we got?
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 3: Random, would you rather?
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 4: Would you rather teleport like Nightcrawler, small burst within two miles,
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 4: or like Jumper, where you can go anywhere in the
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 4: world as long as you have a picture or a
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 4: memory of where you're going?
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 2: Obviously the second one.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 3: But it says, but you eff up your surroundings when
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 3: you do. I don't remember that happening in Jumper.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: In Jumper?
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 3: He was effing up the surroundings?
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: He came in the room?
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't remember.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: I remember.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 5: He would like come in and everything. He was fucking
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 5: shit up.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 4: Oh, wow.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: It was kind of like when a superhero landed, like
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: if Homelander lands, it was like that.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 2: Oh, like a big crater or something like that.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's how Jumper was.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 5: If I'm not mistaken.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: Maybe I could be confusing it.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 4: I mean, they added it in the question, so I assume.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: It's... But what was it?
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 5: It said like Nightcrawler.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 3: Where it's like you can go anywhere.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: It's just short.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 3: Two mile radius.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I'll maybe do the first one.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: I might take Nightcrawler. I think I would.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 4: I just infinitely.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 3: Because I could just poof, poof, poof, poof.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 3: Just like he did.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 5: He was pretty cool.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: I like Nightcrawler.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 4: That Nightcrawler scene in X-Men 2 changed my life, man.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 3: I was like, oh, this is cold as hell.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he was tough.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 4: Superheroes might be, you know, they're on to something.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 5: But that's what got you?
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 3: They got something here.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: That's what got you?
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 2: I don't remember.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 4: The first X-Men, I was like, eh, this is cool.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 4: But that second X-Men, X2, I said, yeah, yeah, this
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 4: is it.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: I can't remember. I think Dark Knight is what got me.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure that was it. That was like, like, obviously,
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: I was like, always like, kind of like, but Dark
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: Knight made me pay attention.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 2: Like, oh, shit.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: Oh, this is something. That was something. But yeah, I
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: think I'm picking Nightcrawler.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 7: What?
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 2: Okay. What is this? What is this?
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 2: Okay. Good question, I guess.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 4: It says, LZ answer may be different because he doesn't
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 4: have a regular job. But what's stopping you guys from
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 4: going full content creators? Folks will quit their job with
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 4: 3K followers and one viral video with a million views.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 4: Y'all have almost 200K on Instagram and a shit load
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 4: more views.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: I mean, because people who do that are the ones
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: who can bet on themselves and probably don't have a
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: lot of responsibilities at the time. Like a lot of
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: people who do that are probably like kids or people
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: that live at home by themselves. Even if they're my age,
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: they might live at home by themselves, like with their
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: parents still. So they can do shit like that. But
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: for us, we cannot afford to quit our jobs and
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: just focus on this because it's not feasible.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 5: Niggas have families.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 2: Number one, follow that. Yes, that.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 3: What do you have to say, Mike?
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 2: This followership does not equate money.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, followers does not equate money.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 2: It does not equate money.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 2: I've talked to so many people who are influencers. Like
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 2: that have sat on this couch. Hundreds of thousands of followers. Broke.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 2: And they know other influencers, hundreds of thousands, even millions
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 2: of followers.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 7: Broke.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 5: Even Swag just talked about that.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: Just because I have X amount of followers does not
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: mean I have X amount of money.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 2: It doesn't equate.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: That's not the case for everyone.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 2: It's not the case.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: It's not.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 2: And it's like, again, 200K on YouTube. Now, that's why
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 2: we are talking. Which is why everyone that is a follower.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: Of us needs to go fucking subscribe.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 2: Now, all 200K of you niggas on Instagram go to YouTube.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 2: We can chat now.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 5: That's life changing.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 2: 200K on Instagram don't mean a motherfucking thing. Now, we
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 2: got 200K on YouTube. Then it'd be like, all right,
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 2: why are you niggas still good? Yeah. Oh, yeah.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 5: We get 200K on YouTube.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 2: We can make some shit. We cool. Hey, logistically. Mm-hmm. Five,
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 2: six niggas here. Yeah.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 4: Think about that part.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 2: That too.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 4: We're not one person with 200K.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 2: We're like five, six niggas and we're not slime balls.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 4: So if you take about like five and then it's
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 4: that amount, it's really like individually we would have like 40K.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 3: So it's really not that much.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And yeah, families.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 3: Families.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: Families.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 2: Lamont practically married with a house and two children. two
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 2: furry children.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 4: Mike with an actual child.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 2: Me with an actual, not ass furry child, but a
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 2: little bit hairy child. So, I was just about to
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 2: got a spot.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: I got a spot with a little doggie.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 2: With a furry child.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 3: You got responsibility.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 4: Niggas got responsibility.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 2: Niggas don't, this is capitalism, baby. Niggas don't got time
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 2: to bet on themselves.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: And I would absolutely love to like go into that
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: full time. But I can't do that without them. I
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: full-time DJ at the moment, but I can't full-time content
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: create without these niggas.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 2: Push back on that. I could.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: No, I mean for us, though. I can full-time content
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: create and do my own thing. But I mean as
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: far as NTS.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 2: Oh, for sure.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I would need y'all.
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah. NTS is a group.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is a boy band, nigga.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 2: It's a boy band.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: I can't do this anymore. I'm not a solo artist.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 2: Joey Fatone just started. Yeah. You can't even see him singing.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 2: Joey Fatone just came out and started singing by himself. Yeah.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: Huh? Like what?
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 3: Joey Fatone?
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: The big guy? Yeah.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 5: I'm not a one-on-one guy.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: I need a team.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 5: I'm not one of them. I play way better when
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 5: I'm on the team.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 2: And you think of everybody that has a story like
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 2: I bet on myself and blah, blah, blah. They usually
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 2: have somebody supporting them too.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 3: Something large to fall back on.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yes. Something keeping them afloat.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 4: Or it's like I've seen some creators where it's like
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 4: they made a bunch of money as like an engineer
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 4: or something or law or something where it's like they
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 4: had a large sum where.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 3: It's like I'm good.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 2: I can do whatever.
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 3: I can take a break.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 4: I can devote a lot of time to this for
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 4: however long, see where that takes me. And in case
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 4: it doesn't work, you know, you have something to go
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 4: back to.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 2: Everybody can't be like that. And that's what capitalism does
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 2: is sell you this story that you can be here
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 2: and then you can just blow up and be a star.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 2: Like everybody can't be Deontay Kyle where you are a
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 2: truck driver and and then you hit it, and then boom.
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 5: That nigga's special.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: I don't know if y'all can tell yet. That nigga
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: is the chosen one.
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 2: I don't know if you heard.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 4: You should have heard on our show.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 2: We heard on our show. We got one.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 5: His brain is wired different.
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 2: We're always early.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: But you saying that brings us to a thing I
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: just saw. Did you see what the girl that won
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: Love Island, did you see what she was talking about?
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 3: Trinity?
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 5: How she was talking about she's only 21.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: And she was talking about how last year she was
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: working at Home Depot. And she said that she was
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: depressed or upset that she saw people like her age
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: living a certain lifestyle, going on vacations, being on yachts,
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: having bags and things like that. And she literally said, like,
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 1: what am I doing wrong? You're 20 years old. You
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: have a job. You're not doing anything wrong. But it's
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: like- They're just living off that social media facade.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 4: It's not meant for everybody.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: It ain't.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 2: The age thing is not the thing either because if
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 2: it's meant for you, it's meant for you. You know
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 2: what I'm saying? Kev on stage got started in his 30s, mid-30s.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 2: That's when he started doing content and where he is now.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying? Yes. I'm not saying it's
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 2: meant for you. You don't got to put the work
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 2: in because you absolutely do. But it's like- Go ahead.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 4: I was going to say, I think her example is
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 4: different because I think the people she was seeing, they're
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 4: not really doing anything but looking pretty.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: That's... Yeah. That's what.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 2: She just wants to get... She got it. I'm pretty.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 2: I look good, though.
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 3: I look good enough to get free stuff.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 7: And.
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 1: And she got it.
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 3: She has free stuff.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: She got it.
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 3: So it's like, hey. But there's... Not everyone can just
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 3: be on Love Isle.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 4: Not.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 4: There's only 15 contestants or... By sex every year.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 1: But that's how you know. A lot of people have
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 1: that why not me mentality. Sometimes it's good to have that.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: Sometimes it can work against you.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 3: As long as you don't let it be like an anchor.
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 4: If you use it somehow to motivate yourself.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 5: Use it as motivation and not envy.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 1: Because when you become envious and you got that why
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 1: not me shit, everything ain't for everybody, bro.
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 7: Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: It's just keep working on it. You keep doing what
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 1: you're doing. And that's what we're doing.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 4: I'm always envious, but let it motivate you.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 2: Let it motivate. Let it fuel you.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: How the fuck he got that, nigga?
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 4: I probably said it years ago, but I used to
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 4: be on Rich Kids of Instagram just hating. I got
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 4: to hit the books.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 2: Rich Kids of Instagram. You remember that?
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 1: I think so.
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 2: Nah.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 4: Just Rich Kids. It was the R-K-O-I. Rich Kids of Instagram.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 4: And they'd just be like, Oh, my dad's a sheik.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 4: My Mexican oil tycoon father. These kids are just living lavish.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, damn.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 4: Let me go study.
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 5: And they were just kids.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't even get mad at shit like that
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 2: because that was just the luck of the draw, man. Right. Well,
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 2: maybe that makes me mad because you don't even have
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 2: any talent. You just exist.
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 3: I said, well, let me use my talent to make
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 3: some money.
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 3: Well, all right, next question.
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 4: If you got paid 400K a year to buy food
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 4: slash hire a chef, would you become vegan? Whatever you
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 4: don't spend stays with you, but every time you eat something.
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 3: Not vegan, what the hell? I should have read this before.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 4: Every time you eat something not vegan, a 10-year professional
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 4: boxer comes and punches you in the dick.
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 2: Why?
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 2: What?
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 7: What?
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 3: I would just be vegan for 400k a year.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 3: I'll say that.
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 5: If I'm making 400k a year, I will gladly go vegan.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 1: And I know that my food is going to be
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 1: good as hell too because I'm paying somebody to make
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 1: that shit.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 5: Make my shit straight, bitch ass nigga.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 4: Vegan food doesn't have to be nasty. Contrary to popular belief.
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 1: I like cauliflower.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 2: What are we eating though?
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 3: Slutty vegan? I thought that was a good spot.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 2: I've never been there.
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we went, but I don't remember what.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 2: I had, if I had anything.
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 3: They were raving about it like it was.
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 1: Army was acting like it was the best shit ever.
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 1: I mean, he comes from, you know, lineages. He did
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: grow up eating grass.
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 4: That's in his veins.
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 3: Unlocked some chakras.
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 5: I think he was eating peas and.
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 4: Peas and spinach chop.
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 1: Peas and grass.
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, man. I guess.
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 5: Eating like a caterpillar.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 4: You're a hungry caterpillar?
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 2: Eating like a nigga that's about to go in a
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 2: cocoon for a month.
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 4: Going to Chrysalis.
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 2: Chrysalis diet.
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 4: Body by Chrysalis.
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 2: Okay, next question.
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 3: Next question. Skip that question. Football season. When you're hearing this,
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 3: the season already started.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 1: Oh, my gosh.
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 2: I'm so hard. Oh, immeasurably.
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 4: Having said that, who is the most Eagles-coded player that
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 4: never played for the Eagles?
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 1: Ooh, that's a good question. Who's somebody we always liked
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 1: but never played for us? He seems like he would
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 1: have been an Eagle, but.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 4: Shit.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 1: I've always liked Cam Chancellor. I think he would have
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 1: been the embodiment of Philly. Because that nigga played every
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 1: play hard as fuck.
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 2: That's a great.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 1: Hard as hell.
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 2: I like that. Who else?
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 1: Man, it's just.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 5: You just got to be passionate and really like.
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 3: I got one for y'all.
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 7: Who?
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 3: Steve Smith.
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 7: Oh.
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 2: Oh, nigga. Mike's gooch got way. It twitched a little bit.
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 2: I'm about to start crying because, man. Nigga, I would
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 2: trade every receiver up to this point besides T.O. and
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 2: Devontae Smith.
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, for him, yeah.
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God, bro. Just, oh, man.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 1: Steve Smith would have been.
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 2: He would have been.
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 5: He would have been good in Philly, for sure. He
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 5: would have been.
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 2: He would have been good.
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 5: Like, you don't got to buy nothing, bro. You don't
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 5: got to worry about shit, nigga.
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 4: For the youth at home that don't know who Steve
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 4: Smith Sr. was, look up some highlights, man.
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 2: A dog.
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 1: A fucking animal.
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 2: A fucking dog.
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 2: Fucking dog, bro.
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 1: He didn't give a fuck about nobody's feelings.
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 4: Like.
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 1: And that's how you know, like, Philly really does have
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 1: its own culture when it comes to players. And all
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 1: we want is somebody who goes out on the field
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 1: and just, nigga, just play, dog. Just play.
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 2: Ooh, I have one. And I don't even have to
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 2: leave the state. James Harrison.
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 1: I would have loved that psychopath.
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 4: Did you see what?
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 2: Imagine him and Brian Dawkins on the same defense.
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 4: God, Dawkins.
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 2: Trying to get hit. Somebody said, hallelujah.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 1: Yo, did you see when James Harrison, he was talking
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 1: about how he got that, he got fined for a
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 1: targeting penalty. And he was like, I didn't even hit
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 1: him as hard as I like. He's like, I was
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 1: just hitting him. Like I wasn't targeting or anything. He
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 1: was like, if I knew I was going to get fined,
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 1: I would have made sure that I hit him way harder.
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 1: Mind you, the nigga that he hit almost fucking died.
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 4: Sounds like he would have died.
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he would have killed him. That's the type of
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 2: mental illness I need in Philadelphia.
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 1: That's the type, yeah.
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 2: That's the type.
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 4: That sounds like some Steelers mental illness.
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 2: Now, this is a question for everybody. Who is a
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 2: player from a rival team that, like, if he were
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 2: to play for us, I don't know I'd love that nigga?
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 1: Hmm. Did you already have one?
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 2: Yes, I think I have one.
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 7: Who?
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 2: I'll do one for the Giants and the Cowboys. The Giants,
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 2: Brandon Jacobs.
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. Okay.
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 2: If Brandon Jacobs wasn't there.
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 5: I hated him because I loved him so much.
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 2: Oh, man.
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 1: If Brandon Jacobs wasn't there.
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 2: I was like, damn, this nigga.
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 2: And you know what? I kind of would have appreciated it. Flashing?
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 1: Is that supposed to be flashing?
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 2: Oh, no.
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 1: That just started happening.
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 2: It just started happening? Yeah. All right. Oh, is it full?
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 2: Is that what that means? 28 minutes.
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that just started happening.
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 2: Oh, thank God. Okay. So, yeah, maybe Brandon James. Maybe
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 2: from the Cowboys. Count commands is irrelevant. The Cowboys.
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 1: DeMarco Murray?
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 2: No.
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 5: Well, the fleece scam of the century.
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 2: Tony Romo? That fucking guy. Hell, no. Jason Witten.
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 5: Oh, I would have loved me some Jason Witten.
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I would have loved me some Jason Witten.
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 1: Ain't even going to lie to you.
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 2: Ultimate security blanket.
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 5: I'll give you one right now. George Pickens.
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 3: You think so?
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 2: Hell yeah. Yeah. Hell yeah.
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 4: What?
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 2: Nigga scheme ass George Pickens? Niggas will love him.
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 1: And he will love us.
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 1: Oh, God. I want him so bad.
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 5: From the Giants that we would like.
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of, like, a dog that they had.
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 1: I can't think of their linebackers. Quarterback?
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 2: No.
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 3: What about a D-lineman?
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 2: D-lineman?
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 3: They're good for those.
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they are.
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 4: That's going to be a current player or?
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 2: All time.
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 1: I think Dexter Lawrence would have done really well. But, obviously, he's, like,
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 1: one of the best D-linemen they ever had. So, maybe
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 1: he doesn't count.
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 3: I mean, why not?
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 2: What about you, Lamont?
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 4: I was thinking I was going to say Julio Jones,
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 4: but then I was thinking I don't really care about
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 4: the Saints like that. So I was thinking soccer-wise.
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 3: We'll do soccer?
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah. For my soccer team, for Real Madrid, my first
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 4: thought is Neymar. If Neymar played for Real Madrid instead
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 4: of Barcelona.
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 5: He would have been a lot less of a bitch.
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 3: No, I love Neymar. That's the problem.
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 1: I think he's a bitch.
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 7: Neymar?
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 3: Nah, man.
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 4: Nah.
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 2: Sister don't think he a bitch ass nigga.
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know. Hey, that's none of my business.
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 5: That's none of my business.
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 1: What happens below the equator is none of my business.
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 4: Below the equator.
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 2: Different hemisphere doesn't count. That's a good question. Y'all should
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 2: drop in the comments who y'all root for. any team,
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 2: and what player from a rival team you would have
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 2: loved if they played for y'all.
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 4: And probably last question. We're running out of time on
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 4: the memory card. But maybe, let's see. What universe would
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 4: be the most, no, sorry. What movie universe would be
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 4: the worst to live in as a normal person?
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 5: Anything, I think anything that takes place in Gotham.
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 2: That's got to be the worst, dog.
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 1: Has to be, right?
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 4: I raised you one more and say, I think the
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 4: Avengers universe is worse than Gotham.
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 1: Think so?
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 3: How many buildings and like, they picked up a whole city.
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 2: And just dropped it.
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 5: Shit, I might even raise you one more than that. Invincible.
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's not a movie, but that is true.
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 5: Because that shit.
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 3: Just fictional universes?
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 5: Those people would just be dying.
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 2: They are actually real.
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 5: Remember the little pink things that came?
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah. They killed half the city. It's fucking fodder. And
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 2: then the bilge mites?
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 3: Real fodder.
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 2: We don't even know what the bilge mites have done yet.
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 2: Like in the first few episodes when he was beating
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 2: Mark ass and then just fucking raising him through all
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 2: them people. Like literally. Yeah.
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 3: Flew him through a subway train?
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 2: Fodder.
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 5: Like, with people on it.
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 2: Fodder. Through the people. Fucking pink mist. Think, Mark. I'll
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 2: whoop it on your ass. I'll whoop it on your ass.
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 1: I'll get you whooping on my ass.
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 2: Son of a you dickless, spineless, non-vultivite, bitch-ass nigga.
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 6: And I'll whoop all your ass if you keep whooping
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 6: your stank, funky, booty-bouncing-ass breath.
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 2: And you won't do shit because I won't like it?
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 7: The shit keep getting longer and longer.
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 1: I know he does it on purpose just to see
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 1: who makes it into an acronym, bro. That shit is
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 1: so fucking funny. It always refers to the second cover.
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 2: It's the acronym.
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 6: Why don't you shut up, you dickless, spineless, butt-fucking-ness, bitch-ass nigger.
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 2: Loser face dick fucking sucking like you can.
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 1: Tell he's just making it up you see how he's
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 1: in jail now? Kobe Jack's in jail Kobe Jack is
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 1: in jail he went to jail he was.
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 2: Stealing fuck you money fuck my family What? Wait, so
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 2: you haven't seen Colby Jack on TikTok?
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 1: I thought I had, but he went to jail? He's
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 1: in prison because he stole his dad's fuck my family money.
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 2: And he was spending it on Alexis.
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 6: He said, Alexis, my dad had this money to save
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 6: from a box and then fuck my family.
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 4: He was clearly saving it for something important. I shouldn't
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 4: take this money, Alexis.
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 2: But I know you need the new Birkin bag. And
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 2: his fucking dad reported him. He reported him.
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 4: And he went to jail.
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 1: Yo, and he's just in there going through it.
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 6: What do you mean, get back in your cell, you
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 6: fucking stinky-ass inmate, where you close your breath before I
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 6: get charged for another biological crime? On top of the
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 6: other charges you have, and you've spent the whole rest
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 6: of my life, you short, dickless loser.
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 2: That nigga is... God, what the fuck?
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 1: Okay, Jesus.
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 2: Okay, Jesus. Okay, Jesus.
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 4: I just wanted to know when rec time was.
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 2: Gosh. Oh, TikTok is the greatest. Well, once you said
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 2: all you know, it's time to go.
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 5: Because the camera's full.
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 4: This flashing light is very daunting.
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 2: I don't have any fucking way. Y'all got your fill.
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 2: You want more?
• 1:35:11
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• 1:35:13
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• 1:35:16
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• 1:35:19
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• 1:35:22
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• 1:35:25
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• 1:35:32
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• 1:35:36
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• 1:35:38
  Speaker 2: More people seeing us means more opportunity, more options for
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 2: us to get more different content to you. Yep. So, yeah, guys,
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 2: we'll see you next week. Same time, same place. Bye.
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 5: You're far from the button.
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 4: Reach for the sky.
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 2: Alexis?
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and his dad's name is Pepper Jack.
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 3: He's on real life.
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 1: He's like a character.
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's a character.
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 2: I said he went to jail. I was like, yeah,
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 2: he did. He's a character.
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 4: With a jail. Okay. I'm just wondering if you had
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 4: that honey bun.
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 9: You remember when I gave you my peanut butter and
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 9: jelly sandwich? You said you'd give me a honey bun
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 9: for it. I never got the honey bun in it.
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 9: I can sure eat. He said, shut the fuck up,
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 9: booty hole breath. No one's giving you shit. If you
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 9: want anything from me, you gotta take it from me.