Latest / Johnjay & Rich On Demand / The Kelce's break silence on Travis' Redwood Tree

Transcript

The Kelce's break silence on Travis' Redwood Tree · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: Hi Taylor, Hi, good morning.
• 0:03
  Speaker 2: What hie?
• 0:06
  Speaker 1: Okay? So I have to tell every single one of
• 0:09
  Speaker 1: you over there, thank you so much for keeping me
• 0:11
  Speaker 1: saying yesterday. Let me just go down my little rabbit
• 0:16
  Speaker 1: hole of hurdles I had to go through yesterday. I
• 0:20
  Speaker 1: had to do a drug test for my new employer.
• 0:24
  Speaker 1: And the first thing I do is go straight all
• 0:27
  Speaker 1: the way from Phoenix to Tempe for this drug test,
• 0:30
  Speaker 1: show up there at nine am, wait there for like
• 0:33
  Speaker 1: an hour, and next thing you know, as soon as
• 0:36
  Speaker 1: I'm called, their systems crash and they can't do drug tests.
• 0:40
  Speaker 1: So I decided to leave there. Nothing can It's my
• 0:43
  Speaker 1: last day, by the way, for to take this drug
• 0:46
  Speaker 1: test for my work, and so I find another place
• 0:51
  Speaker 1: that can take me at twelve thirty, so I go
• 0:56
  Speaker 1: to this next place. I show up there perfect in time,
• 1:00
  Speaker 1: and they don't take my virtual ID because mine's in
• 1:06
  Speaker 1: the mail. So I'm like, oh my gosh, what do
• 1:08
  Speaker 1: I do? I literally am it's I took the last
• 1:12
  Speaker 1: appointment at this place. So I decide to go to
• 1:16
  Speaker 1: the DMV right down the street. I go to the DMV,
• 1:20
  Speaker 1: I go to pay from after signing up for everything,
• 1:23
  Speaker 1: taking my picture go to pay for it. They don't
• 1:26
  Speaker 1: take Apple pay because my card is in the mail.
• 1:28
  Speaker 3: Because did you explain to then that you're trying to
• 1:32
  Speaker 3: get a drug test? And they're probably like, oh yeah,
• 1:34
  Speaker 3: of course yea. So technology just like completely crapped on
• 1:41
  Speaker 3: your world yesterday, all all the new things.
• 1:44
  Speaker 1: I was feeling every karma that I've ever done in
• 1:46
  Speaker 1: my whole life. So I'm like, okay, do I go
• 1:52
  Speaker 1: and test out a different DMV real quick? Or do
• 1:54
  Speaker 1: I just go to Chase? So I go to Chase
• 1:58
  Speaker 1: and I show up there to get money. Guess what
• 2:00
  Speaker 1: they need an ID?
• 2:03
  Speaker 2: What is your deal? Like? First of all, what's the
• 2:07
  Speaker 2: job that you need the drug test for?
• 2:10
  Speaker 1: I'm working for Mechanical Delta so or Delta Mechanical, my gosh,
• 2:15
  Speaker 1: selling water heaters. But yeah, you have to have a
• 2:17
  Speaker 1: drug test.
• 2:18
  Speaker 2: Okay, I thought you say. The airlines are like plan,
• 2:20
  Speaker 2: we've got a red flag. So how did we help you?
• 2:25
  Speaker 1: Okay, so wait, hold on, let me finish real fast.
• 2:30
  Speaker 2: Yes, go ahead.
• 2:32
  Speaker 1: So I start crying at Chase and then she's she's like, okay,
• 2:36
  Speaker 1: you said you you canceled your card and did they
• 2:40
  Speaker 1: update it in your Apple wallet? And yes, she goes,
• 2:43
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, our ATM takes it perfect. Okay, So
• 2:46
  Speaker 1: I go and get the money out of there. Then
• 2:48
  Speaker 1: I go back to the d M B get my
• 2:51
  Speaker 1: uh you know, receipt or whatever, and then of the
• 2:55
  Speaker 1: temporary ID. And then I'm like, okay, I already missed
• 2:58
  Speaker 1: my appointment at this one up here in North Phoenix,
• 3:01
  Speaker 1: which I already went from Tempe right the first one.
• 3:04
  Speaker 1: So I'm like, do I go back to the other one.
• 3:06
  Speaker 1: There's another one in Tempey that's like no appointments needed.
• 3:10
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, get to Taylor.
• 3:12
  Speaker 1: Get okay, I get there. Everything ends up working out,
• 3:18
  Speaker 1: but I can't be anyways. The reason that I have
• 3:26
  Speaker 1: to thank you, guys is because I listened to you guys.
• 3:30
  Speaker 3: Well.
• 3:30
  Speaker 1: I was wanting to curse everything in the entire world,
• 3:32
  Speaker 1: and I just kept turning my iHeartRadio on. I'm like,
• 3:35
  Speaker 1: I need something to help me, like soothe me before
• 3:38
  Speaker 1: I literally flip out, crash out whatever these kids are
• 3:42
  Speaker 1: words are they're using these days. So I have to
• 3:44
  Speaker 1: thank you guys.
• 3:45
  Speaker 3: Oh good God, I love that iHeart app got you
• 3:49
  Speaker 3: take us with you.
• 3:49
  Speaker 2: I mean, here you go.
• 3:50
  Speaker 3: We off the air at ten. But you took us
• 3:51
  Speaker 3: with you and kept listening. That's awesome. Thank you so much, Taylor.
• 3:54
  Speaker 1: Well day. I love you guys.
• 3:56
  Speaker 3: We are the number one app and the number one
• 3:59
  Speaker 3: show and podcast to listen to for people that are
• 4:01
  Speaker 3: giving drug tests. Ahiight titnor, thanks for listening.
• 4:09
  Speaker 2: I have a great day.
• 4:11
  Speaker 3: Speaking of Taylor, Taylor Swift is engaged to Travis Kelcey.
• 4:16
  Speaker 3: Travis Kelsey has a podcast, was his brother Jason Kelcey,
• 4:20
  Speaker 3: and they just dropped a clip just a few minutes
• 4:23
  Speaker 3: ago and I was able to jump on it. I'm
• 4:25
  Speaker 3: gonna play it for you guys because it addresses the song.
• 4:27
  Speaker 3: Would right now, if you don't know the song, would Kyle,
• 4:30
  Speaker 3: how would you describe the song?
• 4:31
  Speaker 2: What's the rumor with the song?
• 4:33
  Speaker 3: Would the rumor is it's about Travis Kelcey's junk?
• 4:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 4:39
  Speaker 2: Remember, okay?
• 4:40
  Speaker 3: But really, I mean, if you listen to the song,
• 4:42
  Speaker 3: it can sound innocent and about superstitions.
• 4:44
  Speaker 2: It's not okay.
• 4:45
  Speaker 3: So this is what I love about this new Heist
• 4:47
  Speaker 3: podcast because they're two brothers, so they're talking to each
• 4:49
  Speaker 3: other like they're not gonna say, don't ask me that,
• 4:51
  Speaker 3: you know what I mean? So Jason asked Travis about
• 4:54
  Speaker 3: the song. So listen to this carefully.
• 4:55
  Speaker 4: How do you feel about what? It's a great song,
• 4:57
  Speaker 4: it's a great song. Do you feel so word I'm
• 5:00
  Speaker 4: looking for? Do you feel you feel cocky? Do you
• 5:04
  Speaker 4: feel cocky about the song?
• 5:06
  Speaker 2: No, any song that she's not just It's not just
• 5:09
  Speaker 2: any song. This is a very specific you. I love
• 5:12
  Speaker 2: that girl, So what do you mean any song that
• 5:14
  Speaker 2: she would reference me in? Any just you? It's an appendage.
• 5:19
  Speaker 4: It's not just you as a it's a very specific thing.
• 5:23
  Speaker 2: I think you're not understanding the song. You're out of
• 5:25
  Speaker 2: your mind.
• 5:26
  Speaker 4: Jesus Christ, Travis, Come on, Redwood tree ain't hard to see.
• 5:32
  Speaker 2: I thought redwood was a little bit.
• 5:33
  Speaker 4: That's a generous word I think about me. It would
• 5:37
  Speaker 4: be like Japanese maple.
• 5:39
  Speaker 2: Sometimes can see he's awesome. Only do that? Yeah, don't
• 5:53
  Speaker 2: you think that clip is going to be all the way?
• 5:58
  Speaker 2: Brother should know he's like, stop trying to beat her
• 6:01
  Speaker 2: on the bushier trap. She's referring he was a tree man.
• 6:06
  Speaker 3: Come on, So now that's there's obviously the version they're
• 6:10
  Speaker 3: talking about a bit dirty, right, we have the radio
• 6:12
  Speaker 3: friendly version.
• 6:12
  Speaker 2: What what do they use instead what's the clean word.
• 6:15
  Speaker 2: The clean word is skies, but not clean word is thighs.
• 6:19
  Speaker 2: They changed out thighs, Yeah, they needed to. They need
• 6:22
  Speaker 2: because okay, well here it is. This is what. This
• 6:25
  Speaker 2: is the song they're talking about.