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Old School Tinder · Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: To date on the wild wild Web, have we found
• 0:03
  Speaker 1: the most awkward dating video in history?
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  Speaker 2: Welcome to the untamed realm of the world's wide Web,
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  Speaker 2: a swirling vortex of weirdness, bullying, and self obsessed social
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  Speaker 2: media posts. In this digital jungle. Jhaman being a your
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  Speaker 2: fearless guide leading you through the wildest parts of the
• 0:24
  Speaker 2: wild wild Web.
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  Speaker 1: This is the wild wild Web.
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  Speaker 3: Wild wild wild Web.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome wild World, Being World World Megan.
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  Speaker 3: Uh, not very wild though?
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  Speaker 1: Are we on a Monday?
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  Speaker 4: Monday's wild enough on a Friday?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, turned it down.
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  Speaker 6: Last week you were we had a big night on Thursday.
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  Speaker 6: We had a bigger night than we did. You know,
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  Speaker 6: in the early start the next day, it's yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, to back up, it is ugly? Ugly?
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  Speaker 1: Do you mean what I want to say?
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  Speaker 3: What I was like? It was ugly. I was looking
• 1:06
  Speaker 3: at it have a good time as well. It was ugly.
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  Speaker 5: It was ugly.
• 1:14
  Speaker 1: Now And then you said you had a tough night
• 1:16
  Speaker 1: meeting on the Minimal Minimal sleep.
• 1:20
  Speaker 4: And my daughter decided to wake up in the night
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  Speaker 4: for two hours.
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  Speaker 5: She literally wouldn't let me leave.
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  Speaker 4: So I'm sitting there holding her hand as she's drifting
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  Speaker 4: off to It was torture.
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  Speaker 5: She was like punishing me.
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  Speaker 4: It was my first night away from her, so she's like,
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  Speaker 4: this is for abandoning me.
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  Speaker 6: This is the you know, the parents, you know, like
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  Speaker 6: Grace produced Grace, she went out with you same time.
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  Speaker 3: She had a six hour nap on Friday during the day.
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  Speaker 3: Six hours.
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  Speaker 5: That's that's more than when I get a night exactly.
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  Speaker 6: I was like, maybe I'll try and get a sleep
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  Speaker 6: day because I'm tired. We were going out that night
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  Speaker 6: and didn't happen because stuff's going on.
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  Speaker 3: He sweent six hours. Some stage, you guys.
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  Speaker 5: Are like, oh, did you manage to get a sleep
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  Speaker 5: on Friday night?
• 2:00
  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 3: I was.
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  Speaker 6: We went out and came home, and then my daughter
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  Speaker 6: was babysitting. I'm like I have to go down the
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  Speaker 6: road to walk down and pick her up to bring
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  Speaker 6: it back. And I was just so fighting just to
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  Speaker 6: stay awake, you know, just like hurry up the parents
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  Speaker 6: come home with this thing. Eventually did came back, and
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  Speaker 6: then includ I go to sleep. No, but I would
• 2:17
  Speaker 6: have gone to sleep in an instant on the couch.
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  Speaker 3: But then I was still up at like two of
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  Speaker 3: the morning. Go why can't I sleep?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. My husband was very supportive, but we have a
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  Speaker 5: rule like.
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  Speaker 4: If you do self inflicted injuries like that, you're not
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  Speaker 4: allowed to complain. So I was just like no sleep,
• 2:34
  Speaker 4: suffering Friday night, trying to get the kids to sleep,
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  Speaker 4: and I was like, oh, I just want to complain.
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  Speaker 5: I'm a bit tired.
• 2:41
  Speaker 1: And you didn't know.
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  Speaker 3: You sucked it up no, like the trooper you were.
• 2:46
  Speaker 1: And then you were meant to host an event on
• 2:47
  Speaker 1: Saturday night and no one could tune up for that
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  Speaker 1: as a blessing in disguise, yeah, because I.
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  Speaker 5: Was like, oh, terrible timing. I completely forgot.
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  Speaker 4: Everyone messaged Saturday being like, oh, kids are sick, sorry
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  Speaker 4: we can't make it.
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  Speaker 5: I was like, oh, that's okay, don't worry.
• 3:01
  Speaker 1: I saw a friend on the weekend. He's I've been
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  Speaker 1: invited to this party and the whole time just be
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  Speaker 1: thinking ways to try and get out of going to
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  Speaker 1: the party.
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  Speaker 3: I can't believe I've reached the stage.
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  Speaker 1: He's like, young me would really hate Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: So you were spending so much time thinking about getting
• 3:15
  Speaker 5: out of it, but then you go and you.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right.
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  Speaker 1: You it's just the probably the admind of getting really going,
• 3:24
  Speaker 1: but then once you're like, this is great exactly. So
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  Speaker 1: we're just doing a bit of a bit of dating,
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  Speaker 1: old school dating. Now. This is before tender, before you
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  Speaker 1: could swipe, before you could show your bloody goolies on.
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  Speaker 1: When do you show you goolies nowadays?
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  Speaker 5: Snapchaly fans, Yeah, fans.
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  Speaker 1: And this was I guess. People had to register with
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  Speaker 1: the dating agency and then obviously had to film on
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  Speaker 1: camera a profile about themselves, so then other people would
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  Speaker 1: pay to be a part of the dating agency.
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  Speaker 5: Confronting yeah, having a film a profile.
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  Speaker 1: And assume, yeah, have listened to some of these bloody
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  Speaker 1: hot dogs.
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  Speaker 3: Hi, my name's Mike. And if you're sitting there watching
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  Speaker 3: this tape smoking your cigarette, well hit the fast forward
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  Speaker 3: button because I don't smoke and I don't like people
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  Speaker 3: who do smoke.
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  Speaker 1: Hi. I'm Marias.
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  Speaker 2: I'm an executive by day and a wild man by night.
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  Speaker 4: Early to rise makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise.
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  Speaker 4: That's why you're wiser than me.
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  Speaker 1: It's Steven. Hi, my name is Phil.
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  Speaker 4: Most of my friends call me Big Phil.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not afraid to get sound on my tuxedo.
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  Speaker 2: If you're not afraid to let the wind mess your
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  Speaker 2: hair up a little bit when I take the top down.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, these poor people and the pressures, and then pool
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  Speaker 1: guys like they say early to rise and he hadn't
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  Speaker 1: thought of the follow through.
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  Speaker 6: I feel like that those you know, when you watch
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  Speaker 6: the program like The Bachelor or something like that, they
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  Speaker 6: all sort of tune up, you know, the Bachelorette and
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  Speaker 6: they all have their little meeting, and I feel like
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  Speaker 6: the pool producers stitch out, do something different, do your thing,
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  Speaker 6: and they all come up, you know, they do something
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  Speaker 6: a bit different and everyone's like, oh god, what did
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  Speaker 6: they do?
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  Speaker 3: Magic trick away?
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  Speaker 5: You know, Love Island they do it too today. I
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  Speaker 5: like girls and tents and.
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  Speaker 6: The producers just going you do this, yeah, because they
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  Speaker 6: want so interesting, and the persons probably.
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  Speaker 3: Go like I really don't want i just want to
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  Speaker 3: kind of meet them and say, Hi, I'm normal.
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  Speaker 1: Principles out of the socket.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, why did this person do this on our first meeting? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: On cue?
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  Speaker 3: Okay?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, those awkward intro games they play on The Bachelor,
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  Speaker 4: you do.
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  Speaker 6: And I just always feel like that's a producer making
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  Speaker 6: them do that. They didn't decide that. They just probably
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  Speaker 6: want to come up and say Hi, Megan, I'm being
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  Speaker 6: nice to meet.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. I hope you get to know each other for
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  Speaker 3: the competition.
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  Speaker 4: And the ones that are the most awkward are the
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  Speaker 4: ones that really don't have anything, and they're probably the
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  Speaker 4: most normal.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, being do your Austin. She'll love it, and then
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  Speaker 3: they'll get the little comment from the batch. He was
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  Speaker 3: still as.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I make you a moment.
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  Speaker 3: Over hees just left.
• 6:03
  Speaker 1: We'll take a quick break from this dating dialogue and
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  Speaker 1: be back shortly.
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  Speaker 3: Welcome back.
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  Speaker 1: So if you're if you're dating again, okay, what is
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  Speaker 1: the one thing where you're like, I just can't I
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  Speaker 1: just got one trait about a person one? Yeah, or
• 6:21
  Speaker 1: do you have a list, We'll.
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  Speaker 4: Just like smelly breath, chowing with your mouth open, like
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  Speaker 4: how they treat waiters.
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  Speaker 5: You know, Well, do you factor an all this here?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so my open mouth helotosis not doing favors
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  Speaker 1: with you.
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  Speaker 5: You click at waiters really grant Now, I.
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  Speaker 1: Don't like people, so that's a big so on a
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  Speaker 1: first date, those are the things you're Those are the
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  Speaker 1: flags you're looking out for.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and you know, like when maybe because I worked
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  Speaker 4: in hospitality, but when people drop off, like your coffee
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  Speaker 4: or your meal, Like people who don't acknowledge the waiter
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  Speaker 4: or say thank you.
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  Speaker 5: I'm like, oh, that's a real yuck tra Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean you obviously work had a cafe for
• 7:01
  Speaker 6: a while. Yeah, probably picked up on.
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  Speaker 3: That a lot of cafe.
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  Speaker 6: You probably wouldn't wait, you to know that from like
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  Speaker 6: there would be a good place to go on a
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  Speaker 6: first dates that pretty quickly. How they're chewing, what's the
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  Speaker 6: breath like, and then what are they doing to the weight?
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  Speaker 3: The weight stuff?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because a lot of stuff you don't find out,
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  Speaker 1: you know, you find out over time, personality traits. So
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  Speaker 1: having those flags from the get go it is totally
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  Speaker 1: quite handy on the.
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  Speaker 4: Dating game because that's a real yuck thing. Is that
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  Speaker 4: breaks down, like if they think they're better than the
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  Speaker 4: person serving them, you know, it's a real arrogant, gross trade.
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  Speaker 1: What's one thing for you if you.
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  Speaker 4: On a first date, first date, something that would give
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  Speaker 4: you the X straight look.
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  Speaker 3: At I'm looking at biggertps X right now.
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  Speaker 6: Chewing in the mouth, openersling, clinging, playing the food, dirty fingernails,
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  Speaker 6: people saying yeah, living in.
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  Speaker 3: A mess, breathing, heavy oversharing on social media. I don't know.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm never sorrow something. I'd probably like people that
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  Speaker 6: weigh in on comments all the time. That woud probably
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  Speaker 6: be something for me, because it's probably easy now to
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  Speaker 6: social not storm someone, but to go, oh, this person, what.
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  Speaker 5: Are they huge comment?
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  Speaker 6: I'm not in the bad people that bad comment on something,
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  Speaker 6: People that get in there and like, I probably don't
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  Speaker 6: need that sort of.
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  Speaker 1: Well, that's a huge advantage of socialist You can actually
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  Speaker 1: look at people before you go and pursue the right
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  Speaker 1: what are they saying?
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  Speaker 3: One?
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  Speaker 4: If they were like a stuff as stuff commented back
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  Speaker 4: in the day, they really.
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  Speaker 6: And it's probably come from a lot of trauma from
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  Speaker 6: me most they're getting bagged by a lot of people
• 8:35
  Speaker 6: over the over the years, you know.
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  Speaker 3: But probably you're like, person really need to write that.
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  Speaker 3: So that's probably one of those things.
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  Speaker 1: Probably was a member of the Act Party saying some
• 8:43
  Speaker 1: spicy stuff in the comments section.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, how woud you find that? If they were an
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  Speaker 3: ACT Party member?
• 8:51
  Speaker 1: Populart, you would you go on a date with Seymour
• 8:55
  Speaker 1: if we organize the date just a non radio fund because.
• 8:58
  Speaker 5: You had like we is serious social media?
• 9:02
  Speaker 3: You did, but we could we could maybe patch things up.
• 9:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, that's me being like, yeah, I'll do it
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  Speaker 5: for radio, but I god.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to What else would I want to
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  Speaker 1: be a big flag?
• 9:17
  Speaker 4: I'm interested to know what guys flags are, honestly because
• 9:22
  Speaker 4: someone's keen, are you like, I just don't know.
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  Speaker 5: I don't.
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  Speaker 1: It was just trying to think there's no like.
• 9:31
  Speaker 3: I'm sure there would be, but I can't think of
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  Speaker 3: if she came out she was like a blazing.
• 9:38
  Speaker 1: Not for me. Yeah, you know, that would be a
• 9:41
  Speaker 1: big flip for me, but I don't think I would
• 9:42
  Speaker 1: go in intentionally going these things.
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  Speaker 4: Don't look kind of nice. That's that's nice of you. Yeah,
• 9:50
  Speaker 4: full judgment.
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  Speaker 1: But then also you can find yourself six months on
• 9:53
  Speaker 1: the trick, can't someone that you're like, oh, I'm in
• 9:55
  Speaker 1: too deep now?
• 9:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 9:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so that's.
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  Speaker 3: One's good though. Treat the stuff at a restaurant or you.
• 10:03
  Speaker 1: Know, because anyone could put on a good display personality
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  Speaker 1: wise to.
• 10:10
  Speaker 4: You, but they forget about the people around you, which
• 10:13
  Speaker 4: is also.
• 10:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, weirdest place you've been on a date, You're only
• 10:21
  Speaker 1: weird dates.
• 10:22
  Speaker 4: I haven't actually been on many dates because like my
• 10:27
  Speaker 4: long term relationships, I kind of were out of like hookups.
• 10:32
  Speaker 6: Right, Yeah, nothing weird, Like I haven't gone to like
• 10:34
  Speaker 6: a haunted house or anything like that.
• 10:36
  Speaker 1: You know, yeah, what's the big state location? You always
• 10:40
  Speaker 1: say the movies, don't you It's not bad, but you
• 10:42
  Speaker 1: do that. You don't get a chance to know too
• 10:44
  Speaker 1: many people. You don't chat for which it could be
• 10:46
  Speaker 1: good or.
• 10:46
  Speaker 6: Bad to you know, you don't really talk through the things.
• 10:50
  Speaker 3: So maybe maybe a drink is probably better or a
• 10:53
  Speaker 3: coffee or something.
• 10:54
  Speaker 5: But I was thinking that not talking is a good thing.
• 10:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it can be a good thing. Anything you can get.
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  Speaker 3: The end of the movie was great and recent to
• 11:00
  Speaker 3: this person for three hours.
• 11:01
  Speaker 1: My friend was like, he's always like I go on
• 11:03
  Speaker 1: dates to Tip and Yaky because they're cooking in front
• 11:06
  Speaker 1: of you and there's something to look at something.
• 11:08
  Speaker 4: Look at them flipping the playful are they like you know,
• 11:12
  Speaker 4: whether they want to catch the egg in their mouth?
• 11:15
  Speaker 3: Puts a lot of pressure.
• 11:16
  Speaker 1: On your day. Table load of people wanting you to
• 11:19
  Speaker 1: I never know, never know that first go and then another.
• 11:24
  Speaker 3: You know, tippers are fun. You don't do that enough.
• 11:27
  Speaker 3: It's fun.
• 11:29
  Speaker 1: Sho have you tried the yum youm sauce at Tip?
• 11:33
  Speaker 5: And you can get that at so much right, actual sauce?
• 11:38
  Speaker 1: Can you wow that? Yeah?
• 11:42
  Speaker 3: And they put that on a time I go to.
• 11:44
  Speaker 4: Like Gilmore's the wholesale shop. I'm going to get you
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  Speaker 4: like three kg.
• 11:50
  Speaker 1: Cocoo yum youm sauce. Is it just a brand of
• 11:52
  Speaker 1: yumym sauce.
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  Speaker 5: It's just I don't know, it's all like it's all
• 11:56
  Speaker 5: yum sauce. When's your birthday? I know what to get you.
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  Speaker 3: Going to get? And it's a good breath there you go,
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  Speaker 3: just for you, Megan.
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  Speaker 1: It's a big one though, isn't it, because you're like, wow,
• 12:17
  Speaker 1: geez that mouth.
• 12:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you're going to be up close with them a
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  Speaker 5: lot of the time.
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  Speaker 6: And it is a paranoia thing too, because you don't
• 12:24
  Speaker 6: always know you've got bad breath. No, you know, like
• 12:26
  Speaker 6: people can beat something you don't know you're doing. So
• 12:28
  Speaker 6: then you're like, you know, and it's not like people
• 12:30
  Speaker 6: are like your breath.
• 12:32
  Speaker 3: You know. It's a confident person to call someone out
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  Speaker 3: on it.
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  Speaker 4: It's like I always brush my teeth every time I
• 12:38
  Speaker 4: leave the house, so sometimes it could be like three
• 12:40
  Speaker 4: or four times a day.
• 12:40
  Speaker 5: But it's just like that's so if it's not.
• 12:44
  Speaker 1: Like helatosis or hygiene related. If it's just like a
• 12:48
  Speaker 1: garlic breath, is that putting your side? So I've just
• 12:51
  Speaker 1: seen some garlic breadd gallup bread, right, yeah, yeah, that's fine.
• 12:56
  Speaker 5: But if I've come you know where it's come from.
• 12:58
  Speaker 5: Like if if they've got that breath from what just eaten,
• 13:00
  Speaker 5: that's fine.
• 13:01
  Speaker 3: I ended up smelling a little bit like garlic. That's weird.
• 13:04
  Speaker 1: That's weird.
• 13:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I've just come from a garlic lunch.
• 13:08
  Speaker 5: Before garlic is okay?
• 13:10
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but if you had a garlic lunch before me
• 13:12
  Speaker 6: can state who was that?
• 13:15
  Speaker 1: On another day?
• 13:16
  Speaker 5: Just like date one and I'm clinging a it's.
• 13:19
  Speaker 1: A garlic and what do you want to know about
• 13:21
  Speaker 1: them on there? On the first day? Personal info?
• 13:25
  Speaker 6: I mentioned these days again, social media like dating apps
• 13:28
  Speaker 6: would help you find out a bit more.
• 13:31
  Speaker 3: They can lie about it, I guess.
• 13:32
  Speaker 4: But I always like to ask about their mom because
• 13:35
  Speaker 4: it's like, you want someone that's got a good relationship
• 13:37
  Speaker 4: with their mum, But is their mom's not going to
• 13:39
  Speaker 4: control your life?
• 13:40
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 13:40
  Speaker 5: You know there's a happy medium.
• 13:42
  Speaker 3: Tell me about your mom.
• 13:44
  Speaker 1: It's what you do?
• 13:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, well, what's your like family? Like, how many
• 13:48
  Speaker 5: siblings you got? Pearans?
• 13:50
  Speaker 1: And what's the time, So you've met someone for the
• 13:52
  Speaker 1: first time in real life? Duration have you got have
• 13:55
  Speaker 1: you got a clock running? Have you've got a friend
• 13:57
  Speaker 1: who will call you and get you out of the
• 13:59
  Speaker 1: data it's going?
• 14:00
  Speaker 3: Have you?
• 14:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 14:01
  Speaker 4: I'm always that person for my friend. I always them
• 14:05
  Speaker 4: like are you okay? Are you okay?
• 14:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 14:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 14:07
  Speaker 4: And if you need to call and you're like ah,
• 14:10
  Speaker 4: it doesn't matter what you say, They're like, okay.
• 14:12
  Speaker 5: Ye, I'll come ya.
• 14:13
  Speaker 3: So you get that situation that's fair in outfits, you know, yeah,
• 14:17
  Speaker 3: have you made that call before?
• 14:18
  Speaker 5: Just once? But I always text them like, how's it going,
• 14:21
  Speaker 5: how's it going?
• 14:21
  Speaker 3: Are you okay?
• 14:22
  Speaker 5: Are you dead?
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: Me?
• 14:24
  Speaker 5: She always tells me where she's going. It's time that she's.
• 14:29
  Speaker 3: In some ways, but you don't need to know. Yeah, yeah,
• 14:31
  Speaker 3: you know, tell you did?
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: It? Seems like an interesting question because I text.
• 14:38
  Speaker 5: Her literally the other week. I was like, oh you did.
• 14:40
  Speaker 4: It was like ten pm and then I went to sleep,
• 14:42
  Speaker 4: so I was clearly concerned.
• 14:43
  Speaker 5: She had a message me back to three am.
• 14:45
  Speaker 4: Like when I got up in the morning, I was like, well,
• 14:48
  Speaker 4: I'm glad to know you're alive.
• 14:53
  Speaker 3: Police looking around. I was going to sleep. Well, let's
• 14:58
  Speaker 3: be the world.
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: World we have today, uh, covering off some dating and
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: you're going to have a wonderful day. We'll be back
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: this time tomorrow