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Hoppe Hour Radio Theatre (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 10.7.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Oh, yeah. Now, here's the deal. We got 35, about
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  32 minutes, actually. 32 minutes and 18 seconds
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  of the best of Hoppy Hour. Now, if you're listening
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  in Fresno, you're going to have to deal with
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  it. But if you're listening via podcast, you
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  can skip over if you want. But trust me, it's
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  radio gold. Like when I press every button at
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  once. Hoppy Hour starts live in less than 10
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  minutes. Stand by. I make the most, I'm a cocky
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  guy, but I love when I make the most humble pose.
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  It gets ripped into it. It's like, all right,
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  there we go. I took a picture. I was in 16th
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  place in this Ryan Seacrest thing, but I think
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  everybody is. It's going to be a millionaire
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  that wins because you can buy like 250 votes.
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  I said, I'm probably the millionth person to
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  post about this today, but I have no idea how
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  I got on the list because I kind of forgot. Someone
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  must have nominated me, which is cool, I guess.
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  If you want to vote, click on the link, but search
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  on all major platforms. So, to be honest, I try
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  not to listen. Look at it in the club. But I'll
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  look at who views my Instagram stories. And I
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  have a lot of radio friends and whatever. And
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  all of a sudden, I was seeing names like, I don't
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  know, let me see here. Ozzy Williams, 87. What
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  is he doing? Ashley Wilson viewed my page. The
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  Coop Radio Show. King Kyle. Wow, badass. All
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  these people are viewing my page. It's very strange.
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  It's pretty much what happens. There's this page
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  called, I think it's like Shitty Radio Junk or
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  something. There's like very different versions
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  of it. And it's some dude. Either formally, no
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  one knows what he looks like. Landers the business
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  that's already kind of in a lot out in San Francisco.
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  It's so great that I'm in your head. And I didn't
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  even make it a post because it's not even worth
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  it. I just did it because I know you mutants
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  are visiting. I said, look at me still living
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  rent -free in your head. This is a meme. And
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  I said, want to help pay part of my rent? Utilities
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  aren't included, which they are. I just don't
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  understand. Radio's like, oh my God. We're afraid
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  of Kik, which I'm joining. Oh, yeah, we're afraid
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  of Twitch, which I'm joining. Oh, we're afraid
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  of podcasts. But then, like, you have all these
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  radio DJs bringing each other down. It's like
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  the kingdom's already fallen. I don't understand.
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  I don't want to say I love radio because, you
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  know what? Maybe I should start doing a war,
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  you know? Maybe I should start, you know, just
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  blah, negative, cheating on all. It would definitely,
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  be more interesting than my dating life. I mean,
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  it would definitely be one that would be much
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  more exciting. I mean, I'm good for H .J. every
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  once in a while, but I typed in on Tuna. Let's
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  see what this is. I said, a War of the Roses
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  skit that proves it's fake for the radio show
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  Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy, because maybe that's
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  what I need to do to make it to the promised
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  land. Make a wish. I've been recording for 11
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  minutes and 11 seconds. Let's do some War of
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  the Roses. This is Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy.
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  And it is time for War of the Roses, where we
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  catch a cheating partner live on the air. We've
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  got Sarah on the line who thinks her boyfriend
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  of three years, Kevin, is sending roses to someone
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  else. Hi, Ryan. So Kevin said he had to work
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  late at the accounting firm three nights this
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  week. But I found a receipt for dinner for two
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  in his car, and he never takes me anywhere. We're
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  going to call Kevin right now. Offer him a free
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  dozen roses and see who he sends them to stay
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  on the line. Yeah, this is Kevin. Who's this?
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  Did this in a vocal booth yesterday. My name
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  is not Kevin. And Sarah is eating a turkey sandwich
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  in the break room right now. Minutes ago. I wanted
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  it to feel honest and fair. Yeah, you've been
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  honest and fair. You notice how all of them did
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  like the two split face? You have a first seat
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  at the table, which did yours in the beginning.
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  He's not really going to need pizza. In a society
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  that we're living in, more people than should.
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  Notorious lies I have ever experienced in my
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  life. I was seeing this man. Yeah, and he was
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  the CEO, right? This was over 20 years ago, okay?
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  I knew that he had had a girlfriend recently.
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  I'm being serious. I know I talk about sex a
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  lot. And he was like, oh no, we broke up. Like,
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  she's not in town anymore. She's for the streets.
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  Blah, blah, blah, whatever. Broking up. his house
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  one day let me take an intermission real quick
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  this is the most riveting part of the show we
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  have just had sex and we're just laying there
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  and i hear the front door like the the knob like
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  and he goes pale and i was like what's up like
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  it's your roommate and he was like no it's not
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  she walks into the room that's not the first
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  time she's been caught as a side chick With suitcases.
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  It was like a movie. Staring at us. I'm staring
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  at her. I'm looking at him. I'm like, fuck, I'm
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  going to have to fight this bitch naked. She
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  drops. Oh, you're not even that tough on the
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  inside, kid. The suitcases. Screams and runs
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  out of the room. There you go. Jason Taylor in
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  the media and all she's doing is talking about.
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  West suburban police officers are facing felony
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  charges accused of misusing their authority.
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  Yeah, this is getting out of control. I would
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  be so afraid to go on a date with a cop. I don't
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  even want to go on a date with a cop in general
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  because, you know, weed. And I just don't...
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  The next cameras you're thinking of are the Brownie
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  models. George Eastman and his supplier, Frank
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  Brownell, rolled them out in 1900 as a... Alexa,
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  stop. Alexa, I said flock cameras. Where do they
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  come from? Prosecutors say former Itasca officer
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  Marissa Ciccola and former West Chicago officer
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  Geraldo Solis. Ah, yeah, you know, there's so
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  many cops that are dirty. What a surprise. All
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  the presses. Each used flock cameras to conduct
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  unauthorized searches. Yeah, I don't like that.
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  I have a story for you. Matched with a Chicago
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  cop on Tinder or Bumble about three years ago.
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  Investigators say those searches happened between
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  2024 and 2026. All right, so that's what happened
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  there. And hopefully those cops will get fired.
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  But we all know the cops might just get a new
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  job somewhere else. Because Bumble was ace. 29
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  years old, about to turn from him. And we matched.
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  And she's like this. Thick Latino 41 -year -old
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  with dirty blonde hair. Nice big booty. I meet
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  her at the Virgin Hotel in downtown Chicago.
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  It's like 35 bucks an hour to park. Thanks, Mayor
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  Daly. Back to year, the greatest mayor they ever
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  had is a prop account. And she, like, brought
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  her friend, and her friend hosted, so I didn't
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  even get laid out of being stalked. She goes,
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  so her friend was the third wheel, and we're,
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  like, overlooking the city. She's like, oh. do
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  you know what I do for a living? And I'm like,
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  what? Help out those in the community. I'm like,
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  are you a counselor? She's like, no, I'm a cop.
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  So we made out a little bit. We only talked on
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  my birthday about, I mean, 10 days later, I get
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  a text from a 727 number. No, wait, 773 number,
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  which is a Chicago number. And she goes, hey,
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  happy birthday, kitty. Hope you have a great
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  day. Welcome to your dirty 30s. And I'm like,
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  who is this? She's like, oh, it's Stephanie.
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  I'm like, who? Oh, we went on a date in Chicago.
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  And Oh yeah, I'm Ace from Bumble. Right down
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  in there is when I learned that cops had sex
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  on anybody can. This is the issue. When more
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  than 30 flocked cameras in Cleveland Heights.
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  Oh yeah, you know the Cleveland cops are out
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  of control. With the group, Cleveland Heights
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  for Immigrant Rights, planning a protest on Mayfield.
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  Ah, you didn't plan a protest. Ah, you're right.
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  Well now you know, and we aren't even sure why
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  we told you. Did I get a response? Married Diamond.
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  Chris Brown never married Diamond Brown. Yeah,
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  you weren't even worth marrying. Because you're
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  blocked? I don't know about accounts attacking.
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  Give me that one. I think it's better that it's
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  hard to get a hold of you. You're annoying. But
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  there are other avenues, if you really want to.
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  He doesn't want to. You have to have a deadbeat
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  dad. And now you're playing the victim card.
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  Which way is it? Learn to take accountability
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  and shut up. That was 32 minutes of me. And now
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  probably about another two hours of me. Oh yeah,
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  this is kind of a narcissistic show, but you
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  know what? Everybody in radio is narcissistic.
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  I'm just honest about it. Everyone else is like,
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  oh my God, we're heroes. Shut up. That's what
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  we finna do, kill the radio. And now, 97 .7.
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  Person with a powerful tool. Back to Hoppy Hour
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  with Ryan Hoppy. Starts in four. I'm your host,
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  Ryan Hoppy. You can call the show, 856 -49 -HOPPY.
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  That's 856 -494 -6773. We got to begin our show
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  with our official Hoppy Hour Orchestra. You know?
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  Because without the orchestra, it wouldn't all
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  be a party. Not at all. Them getting my name
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  wrong really describes my life. That got it right.
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  Have some good theatrical stuff going on. And
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  did you hear that Mike Kelta joined a gym? Breaking
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  news from the Cowhead Fitness Desk. Received?
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  Did it arrive by mail? Or did somebody leave
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  it on his doorstep with a map? First, we warm
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  up with a brisk walk to the entrance. He's dressed
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  for a ribbon cutting, not a treadmill. One set?
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  I thought you said one said set. Like a television
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  set, I can lift that. The trainer points toward
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  the exercise bike. Does it go anywhere? Finally,
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  cardio that understands me. Ten minutes in and
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  he's negotiating with the water fountain. Not
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  quitting, I'm just taking a strategic snack interval.
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  It is now put it on the schedule. It returns
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  for round two. Locating the gym is action. Good
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  morning, commuters. It's 6 .07, and we're giving
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  away a travel mug to caller number nine. We've
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  had that mug since caller number nine was in
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  kindergarten. It's vintage, like our format.
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  Guys, the ratings report says listeners are switching
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  to podcasts. Podcasts? Those are radio shows
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  people can pause and choose and listen whenever
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  they want. Whenever? Even during our commercial
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  break? Coming up, traffic, weather, and a seven
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  -minute conference. We have a rival. Yeah. It's
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  funny. People are like viewing my stuff online.
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  It's great. You know, that's kind of the point.
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  But an Instagram account that has been stalking
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  me blocked me. So I can't even view what they
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  posted about. And we have some recorded audio
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  of what that conversation was like. Welcome to
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  the Block Button Bulletin, where the boundaries
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  are real and the callers are. This is Jock Watch
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  Ryan Hoppe Block Me. So I made a spreadsheet
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  of every time I noticed. You made a spreadsheet
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  about being blocked? Several tabs, one is color
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  -coded. That is not a hobby. That is a cry for
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  a hobby. Let's be clear. Ryan said no contact.
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  What's the respectful next move? Maybe stop trying
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  to get his attention? Look at you, discovering
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  the plot. Had a whole segment planned. We'll
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  air it right after our new feature. Logging off
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  and going outside. First guest, a park bench.
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  It has declined to comment. Fine, I'll close
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  the tabs. And our station reminds listeners,
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  a block is a boundary, not a puzzle to solve.
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  There you go. My dad would be surprised. He did
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  not like talk radio, but he loved himself. Some
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  old -time radio skits. Abbott and Costello. Jack
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  Benny. All those guys. And you know who I'm really
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  proud of? Aaron Jacobson of iHeartMedia. Oh,
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  he went viral. Guess what he wants? A little
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  Aaron someday. Someday you'll go viral big time.
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  Because I saw you were on the little thing that
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  is unknown. It's on Reddit. Because you're calling
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  out. Had to load up. You're calling out New York
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  Sports Radio for thinking that all the Yankee
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  fans would take over the trop. And this is your
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  moment. I'm defending Tampa. Alexa. In 2026,
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  Alexa. Alexa. Like most women, she's unplugged.
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  We'll do that later. I was going to ask Alexa,
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  you know, what the attendance was for the Rays.
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  Because Aaron Jacobson's there to save the day.
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  There I am. Calling out New York Sports Radio.
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  Because I want them to address me. I'm Aaron
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  Jacobson. All I ever want is for WFAN in New
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  York to notice me. Please. Please. Man, when
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  I worked there, you know, all they ever wanted.
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  We got to get the attention of WFAN. That'll
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  give us our big break. If we can just finally
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  get Boomer and Gio to, you know, to acknowledge
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  us and trash us, then maybe. Maybe I'll get out
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  of Tampa. Because I have dreams of a big market.
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  Because Tampa Bay averaged, even though Alexa
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  was unplugged, so she couldn't help me. Of course
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  the New York sports fans are going to think no
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  one's at the Tampa Bay Raves game. They averaged
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  17 ,000 people per game. And we're in 28th place
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  and only ahead of the Miami Dolphins. and the
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  Oakland Athletics or wherever they're playing,
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  Sacramento. But I am Pat and Aaron. I just want
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  to go national. That's why we talked so bad about
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  Covino and Rich, because we're jealous that they
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  get the national spot. And I'm Aaron Jacobson.
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  I'm going viral on Reddit. This show has only
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  begun, and we have so much more to get to. Stop
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  cussing. It looks like you went and got a...
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  job on the ipad screen whatever the case might
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  be in your hand in a sock you know whatever like
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  thank you but also i would love to be getting
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  railed but use bucket loads of lube if you think
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  you have enough lube double it as a reminder
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  if you don't feel like listening to this next
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  song you can skip over it but ryan hoppy of hoppy
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  hour takes pride in his selection so stick around
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  folks oh yeah let me press this button right
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  here oh yeah we'll be right back 851 I got my
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  blood. Vape. I do have my vape. But I have my
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  Hugh Hefner pipe. When I dressed up as Hugh Hefner
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  before the documentary three years ago, it won
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  best sound thing. All right, here's the deal.
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  I'm going to have to put this through my knees.
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  Maybe not. All right. First, we got to put on
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  the music. By the way, shout out to my friend
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  Evan. He and I smoked a little bit last night.
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  And he's a listener. And he said, hey, I'm getting
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  high with Hoppy. Oh, yeah. You notice I've been
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  doing a little more production on this show?
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  Bought a bunch of old school CDs like Ovi and
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  Anthony, Eddie and Jovo. Man. All these guys.
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  And I'm just trying to bring back when radio
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  was fine. And it wasn't a three minute PPM segment.
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  Oh, no. You talk for three minutes and one second.
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  The world's going to end. Careful of that super
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  PPM. Even though the two biggest morning shows
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  in Tampa, I don't go by the PPM rules. I wonder
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  how that works. It's almost like when you let
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  people talk, people want to listen. Let's smoke
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  this real quick. Oh, yeah, this pipe makes me
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  look like Hugh Hefner, only I don't, I believe
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  in consent. Even though I don't think he's the
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  one that was doing it. Oh, those cackling broads
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  want to cancel them, don't they? Oh, don't they
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  ever. Oh, yeah, that was a good hit. Really sucking
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  on this pipe. No, I need to get my pipe sucked
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  in. Oh, yeah. What do we got here? It's time
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  for Clip Roulette. Today's kind of a slow news
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  day, you know? So I thought to myself, I was
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  like, why not have a little bit of fun and experiment?
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  You know? Every other radio show. Oh, my God.
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  Did you hear we're happy last night on Love Island?
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  Nice. That's great. Andrew Tate possessed explicit
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  images of sex acts with a horse. So, good. I'm
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  glad he's motivating a whole generation of Gen
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  Z to, you know, hate women. This story is very
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  sexy because a girl did it. All right. Let me
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  refresh it right here and play it right here.
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  American Airlines flight decided the cabin was
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  the perfect place for a little me time. Oh, yeah.
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  Girl started flicking the bean. The passenger
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  sitting nearby says he witnessed the whole thing.
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  An American Airlines passenger allegedly took
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  off her underwear and jeans to masturbate on
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  a flight, pressed her legs against the window
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  and moaned as she pleasured herself. According
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  to a witness. I swear there is nothing that turns
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  me off less than being on an airplane. There
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  is nothing. I bought an airplane where I'm like,
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  oh, yeah, that's right. I'm freaking horny. Mental
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  police obtained by TMZ. Katie Isner was seated
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  behind a husband and wife aboard an American
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  Airlines flight from Baltimore to Miami on September
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  11th. Oh, yeah. People are probably loading.
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  You know what it probably was because it was
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  September 11th. Everybody was probably on edge,
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  you know. But he's probably like, fuck, God,
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  I'm horny. God, I'm nervous. I don't want to
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  die. Mm -hmm. So that's what that was. The husband
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  heard strange, loud moaning sounds coming from
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  the row behind him. My cat just looked at me
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  weird. She's like, usually it's someone else
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  making that noise. The man told police when he
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  looked behind him, he saw half -naked Katie Inzer
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  pleasuring herself with her legs. I love how
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  the woman, I love how, like, it's so sexist.
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  I love how when a woman touches herself on a
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  plane, we know the name of her. But I love when
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  a man does it. They're like, oh, yeah, his name
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  wasn't identified. Pressed against the window.
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  Oh, yeah, I want to press against the window
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  and just go down. I'm pretty sure I have not
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  watched this clip yet. I tried to watch clips
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  for the first time with the audience. Oh, wow,
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  it did not. Man, smoking cannot be good for my
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  throat. It did not do that thing, you know. where
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  it took forever with the commercial. Here is
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  Bill Burr giving the paparazzi some advice. The
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  president said that Iran can do away with Los
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  Angeles. Jesus Christ, it's like 2 in the morning.
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  Yeah, he does not like these cackling women.
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  Sorry, I was just asking you about the president
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  saying that Iran can do away with Los Angeles
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  and San Diego. How do you feel about that? Do
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  you think that they'll take him seriously and
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  maybe really bomb, you know, L .A. and San Diego?
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  Oh, my God. For all the Opie and Anthony fans,
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  there's club soda Kenny. Do you think that's
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  really going to happen? I mean, I don't know.
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  You can't put 9 -11 happens. Man, nobody works
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  the Internet like that guy. That's that's some
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  fantastic clickbait. Oh, yeah. He does not want
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  to deal with his bread. Do you think it's just
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  clickbait just to get people riled up? I don't
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  know what it is. I'm a comedian. I'm not in foreign
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  affairs. Although, you kind of act like you're
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  deep into knowing stuff, so I can see where she
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  thinks you're the one to go to. She ain't going
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  to Matt Rife on this. Oh, yeah. Mm -hmm. Hey,
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  what's going on, buddy? How are you? Good. God,
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  taking a selfie. All right. Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
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  I love a good Bill Burr. Thank you. I want to
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  take a selfie with Club Soda Kenny. So, you know,
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  I'll ask you one last question. I know sometimes
• 57:56
  you get pissed off when, like, comedians and
• 57:58
  podcasters try to chum me up to booganeers. Man,
• 58:03
  this broad's getting ignored. Can you take a
• 58:06
  picture with me? Yes, I will. Jesus Christ, you
• 58:11
  could just ask me. at me like you said that 12
• 58:15
  times. How do you feel about them possibly killing
• 58:17
  you? I'm not very good at it. He's just ignoring
• 58:19
  his woman. Do you do this to your husband, ma
• 58:23
  'am? I mean, just with the constant questions?
• 58:26
  I don't have a husband yet, but we're almost
• 58:28
  there. You've got to stop asking questions or
• 58:30
  you'll never get one. Oh, wow. He called out
• 58:33
  his bro. That's what's called a bro. The beginning
• 58:39
  of tax might be done away with in L .A., but
• 58:42
  California, rather. I can't listen. Man, I love
• 58:48
  Bill Burr calling it out. Here's Trump going
• 58:51
  off on CNN reporter. He probably knows he can't
• 58:54
  bang her. Your approval rating to no voters has
• 58:57
  dropped down to 27%. What's your message to that?
• 59:02
  What a baby. That is an 80 -year -old man. Isn't
• 59:10
  that frightening in the club? Here's Navea making
• 59:12
  fun of Chris Sean Rock's kid. Now, Krishan Rock
• 59:16
  is a dirty, rotten moron, but so is Nivea. We
• 59:19
  all make mistakes, okay? That's what we do. As
• 59:23
  long as we can take accountability and move on
• 59:25
  from it. Whatever. You fart a lot, so you're
• 59:29
  gross. Yes, I was wrong for saying a few things
• 59:32
  that was said. Moving out of anger. But you know
• 59:36
  what? From here on out, I'm going to take accountability,
• 59:38
  and I'm not going to show no. Yeah. Is there
• 59:55
  such a thing as competitive cuckolding? If you
• 59:58
  like this video, check out the link at the top
• 1:00:00
  of my page. Somebody sent me a DM on Twitter
• 1:00:05
  explaining that he enjoys being in the cuckold
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  role and watching or hearing about his wife doing
• 1:00:10
  various things with another man. But then he
• 1:00:15
  likes to be able to go home and do all of those
• 1:00:18
  same things with his wife, but proving that he
• 1:00:21
  can do them better than the other man. So first
• 1:00:23
  of all, is that a thing? Of course. You can choose
• 1:00:26
  whatever dynamic or combination of dynamics you
• 1:00:29
  like, and as long as it is between enthusiastically
• 1:00:31
  consenting adults, it is all totally okay. So
• 1:00:34
  why do people like it? For some people, even
• 1:00:55
  though those feelings of humiliation and inadequacy
• 1:00:57
  really turn them on in the... At least like Lily
• 1:01:10
  Phillips or Bonnie Blue. At least they have sex.
• 1:01:13
  At least they're putting their body on the line.
• 1:01:18
  Sophie Rain does that thing where she acts like
• 1:01:21
  she's so sexy and she acts like she's, you know,
• 1:01:24
  so religious even though she's posting immature,
• 1:01:27
  dirty images online. That's what the Bible would
• 1:01:30
  say, Jebus would say. Although the disciples
• 1:01:33
  would probably run a train on her, you know.
• 1:01:35
  But the thing is, Pete Davidson was making fun
• 1:01:39
  of OnlyFangirls. And here is her response. And
• 1:01:42
  she is 22 years old. Alexa, how old is Sophie
• 1:01:49
  Rain? I'm not finding a public figure named Sophie
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  Ray. Alexa, I said, Alexa, I said Sophie Rain.
• 1:02:00
  Got it. Sophie Rain is 21 years old now. Yeah,
• 1:02:04
  and she's, Alexa, stop. Alexa, stop. Alexa, thank
• 1:02:09
  you. She said she worked a nine to five job for
• 1:02:11
  three years. How? Alexa, I'm not talking to you,
• 1:02:17
  honey. Sophie Rain said that she worked a nine
• 1:02:20
  to five job for three years. Alexa, Alexa, stop.
• 1:02:27
  Alexa's weird. Again, we'll do take four because
• 1:02:31
  Alexa won't shut up. She's like a wife. Sophie
• 1:02:34
  Rain said she worked a nine to five for three
• 1:02:36
  years. But the funny part is she's 21 years old.
• 1:02:41
  Were you doing it at like age 16? Telling you
• 1:02:44
  guys some facts about myself since Pete Davidson
• 1:02:45
  said, who the f*** are you? Yeah, the fact that
• 1:02:49
  she's responding, you know, she's really hurt.
• 1:02:52
  Her daddy issues are through the roof. My name
• 1:02:58
  is Sophie Rain, and yes, I am the girl who made
• 1:03:01
  $40 million in a year for doing nothing. You
• 1:03:04
  really are doing nothing. You just were blessed
• 1:03:06
  with a hot -ass tight body. Although I am a social
• 1:03:09
  media influencer and a TikToker. If you have
• 1:03:11
  to say you're an influencer, you're not an influential.
• 1:03:14
  I thought the whole point of the word influential
• 1:03:17
  was that, I don't know, you're not telling people
• 1:03:20
  you're influential. My main source of income
• 1:03:22
  comes from being a bop. You haven't seen my content,
• 1:03:25
  well... You're in for a treat. Oh, yeah. Why?
• 1:03:28
  Any hot girl. You look like every hot girl at
• 1:03:30
  L .A. Fitness that barely does the treadmill
• 1:03:33
  and just wants people to check out their ass.
• 1:03:35
  Money does come easy for me. It wasn't always
• 1:03:37
  like that. I used to work a 9 -to -5 job as a
• 1:03:39
  server for three and a half years. Oh, wow. A
• 1:03:44
  9 -to -5. That's not really true. Most places
• 1:03:48
  don't open it. I mean, unless it's like breakfast.
• 1:03:51
  I just don't believe you. That's not a 9 -to
• 1:03:53
  -5. To me, a 9 -to -5 is sitting in the office.
• 1:03:56
  before doing social media. Contrary to popular
• 1:03:58
  belief, being an influencer is a lot of work.
• 1:04:00
  You have to post every single day without fail.
• 1:04:02
  Oh no, posting your hot body. Oh, how do you
• 1:04:08
  do it? You're so influential, honey. Your views
• 1:04:13
  are going to drop tremendously. Oh, yeah. Poor
• 1:04:16
  you. How do you think comedians feel coming up
• 1:04:18
  with comedy? They're at least doing something
• 1:04:19
  creative, honey. I thought Pete would know this
• 1:04:22
  after dating the most popular influencer in the
• 1:04:23
  world, but I guess paying attention to your significant
• 1:04:26
  other isn't everyone's priority in a relationship.
• 1:04:28
  Wow. Who wrote that line for you? The guy you're
• 1:04:31
  sucking off? And no, I'm not saying it's as hard
• 1:04:34
  as a full -time job, but it takes a lot of effort
• 1:04:37
  to stay popular and relevant. Well, trust me,
• 1:04:41
  when you hit the wall, you'll know. And besides
• 1:04:43
  just making money all the time, I do enjoy a
• 1:04:46
  simple life. Oh, do you really? With your mansion
• 1:04:49
  because you show off your butt? Full time on
• 1:04:51
  a farm where I scoop cow shit in my free time.
• 1:04:54
  All right, well, very soon when you hit the wall,
• 1:04:57
  that's all you'll be doing. They do a lot of
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  touching, kissing, even fisting. The semen was
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  so big. And that's what real women need. And
• 1:05:46
  it looks like you went and got a job on the iPad
• 1:05:49
  screen, whatever the case might be in your hand
• 1:05:51
  and a sock and a whatever. Like, thank you. But
• 1:05:54
  also I would love to be. I'm getting railed,
• 1:05:57
  but... Use bucket loads of lube. If you think
• 1:06:00
  you have enough lube, double it. As a reminder,
• 1:06:02
  if you don't feel like listening to this next
• 1:06:04
  song, you can skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of
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  Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection, so stick
• 1:06:09
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• 1:06:12
  right here. Yeah, or we'll be right back. Turned
• 1:07:47
  around and smiled, then she nodded with a fucking
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  throat. She's a bobblehead and that's what she
• 1:08:29
  give them. People respect her when you want taste
• 1:08:56
  it. I tell you that you a tease and that a beater.
• 1:09:01
  So team, if you doing me properly and my foot
• 1:10:16
  on the throttle, I'll be back. Cause a true bobble
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  shines anywhere. She's a superstar. She's a bobblehead.
• 1:10:42
  If you had a bobblehead of Mike Calta, it would
• 1:10:50
  just get stuck. It's hard to move. Entertaining
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  conversations. minutes of ads. Let's see what's
• 1:16:10
  going on in the world of TMZ. Zach Bryan. Ozzy.
• 1:16:24
  Mm -hmm. Should we be doing this? He had a record
• 1:16:28
  -breaking concert this weekend at Gillette. Yeah,
• 1:16:31
  you know, Brianna Chicken Fry. I was like, what?
• 1:16:34
  At Stadium, and he stuck it to Rubbercraft. He
• 1:16:39
  broke an attendance record while wearing a Free
• 1:16:42
  Palestine shirt. Oh, yeah. It's just a little
• 1:16:46
  shocking because Robert Kraft, he had issues
• 1:16:49
  with Macklemore. The issue was his anti -Semitic
• 1:16:52
  history. Zach Bryan doesn't have the history
• 1:16:54
  of Macklemore. Yeah, we just don't know, you
• 1:16:57
  know. Also, I don't know why Macklemore hates
• 1:17:01
  Jews so much. They're literally your boss, you
• 1:17:04
  moron. You can deduce from this is that Robert
• 1:17:06
  Kraft is not necessarily against people who are...
• 1:17:09
  Like when I worked in conservative radio, I don't
• 1:17:11
  believe in God, but I pretended because it was
• 1:17:13
  a nice paycheck. And when they did, like, the
• 1:17:18
  morning prayer, everyone pretended. Pro -Palestinian,
• 1:17:21
  he is against people who are anti -Semitic. There
• 1:17:24
  was a massive brawl at ComplexCon. Oh, yeah,
• 1:17:27
  just a bunch of thugs. And unfortunately, Lucky,
• 1:17:30
  who is a rapper, was assaulted. I saw the whole
• 1:17:33
  thing. Not Lucky. Go down. It was a crazy scene.
• 1:17:36
  A bunch of small dick losers. ComplexCon is an
• 1:17:39
  event where a bunch of streamers, influencers,
• 1:17:41
  they all come to this convention. A bunch of
• 1:17:44
  netball baby dorks. Huge. Kanye West was there.
• 1:17:49
  Kaisa Knott was. Whatever. That's what's happening.
• 1:17:53
  Kaisa Knott really broke out on this scene. That
• 1:17:57
  breakup demolished him, which I can relate. When
• 1:17:59
  you trust the bread and then they break your
• 1:18:01
  heart, you're like, you know what? You're motivating
• 1:18:03
  me. There's definitely some highs and lows. Kim
• 1:18:10
  Zolciak and Corey Bierman's 15 -year -old son.
• 1:18:12
  Yeah. Who touched this kid? Because a lot of
• 1:18:15
  times, not every time, but a lot of times, pedophiles.
• 1:18:17
  Mm -hmm. Usually we're touched. EJ entering an
• 1:18:22
  official not guilty plea to all seven felony
• 1:18:25
  charges tied to his sexual battery case. Yeah,
• 1:18:28
  this is a weird ass cash. E .T. obtained the
• 1:18:32
  court docs filed Monday, which also waive a formal
• 1:18:35
  arraignment on the charges ranging from aggravated
• 1:18:38
  child molestation to aggravated sodomy. Oh, yeah.
• 1:18:41
  You know what you do? Mm hmm. One sound effect
• 1:18:45
  to describe it. Yeah, take them out. Bye -bye,
• 1:18:55
  dude. What's going on here? Justin Timberlake
• 1:19:03
  also hasn't forgotten about his iconic beatboxing
• 1:19:06
  era. Yeah, you know, he was really thin and he
• 1:19:09
  was so urban and awesome. Look at him! On October
• 1:19:15
  5th, the singer replies to a viral social media
• 1:19:17
  video making fun of its early 2000s beatboxing.
• 1:19:21
  Justin can't defend it himself. The user says,
• 1:19:24
  we don't talk about Justin Timberlake beatboxing
• 1:19:26
  enough. Yeah, I kind of liked it. I think they
• 1:19:29
  did it on Dirty Pat. Because there was a moment
• 1:19:31
  in time where that man would be in the middle
• 1:19:33
  of a song and just boots and cats and boots and
• 1:19:36
  cats. This woman's living in the past. That was
• 1:19:39
  a quarter century ago. She continues, nobody
• 1:19:42
  questioned it. Nobody said, Justin, you know,
• 1:19:45
  we have drums. This is a professional recording
• 1:19:47
  studio. There are instruments available to you.
• 1:19:50
  What an annoying broad. Like, he's just having
• 1:19:53
  fun. I bet you're not fun in life. And we liked
• 1:19:56
  it. That's just a passed around hag. But I need
• 1:20:00
  us to sit with. I don't want to hear this. You
• 1:20:03
  know what? She just hates men. There's a lot
• 1:20:06
  of things to not like about Timberlake, but that's
• 1:20:08
  not one of them, bitch. No! hot topic now you
• 1:20:14
  see why i stay single that's the reason martha
• 1:20:17
  stewart reveals how she made 65 million dollars
• 1:20:19
  in royalties the business mogul is sharing the
• 1:20:22
  oh yeah please rub it in her face ins and outs
• 1:20:26
  of her financial journey including how her deal
• 1:20:28
  with kmart in the 1990s which saw the launch
• 1:20:31
  of her brand martha stewart every day set her
• 1:20:33
  up for a major payout all right who would have
• 1:20:37
  thought kmart would set you up for life Nidhi
• 1:20:40
  Bobby Brown and Jake Bon Jovi are cooling it
• 1:20:42
  down with their recent vacay. They went to Iceland.
• 1:20:45
  Good for them. Who doesn't want to? I don't really
• 1:20:48
  want to go. What's going on here? Gypsy Rose
• 1:20:52
  Blanchard reveals if she will go to ex -boyfriend
• 1:20:55
  Ken Urker's funeral. Yeah, I don't think that
• 1:20:57
  bride's really invited. But what do I know? She
• 1:21:04
  just thinks she's better than everybody. She's
• 1:21:06
  just an annoying hag. I don't know who she is.
• 1:21:10
  You know? Following his sudden death on his 34th
• 1:21:12
  birthday, the Life After Lockup star tells People
• 1:21:15
  magazine that she will most likely attend Urker.
• 1:21:18
  Most likely. Oh, yeah. I bet that makes him feel
• 1:21:21
  good if you would have told him while he was
• 1:21:23
  alive that your girl would not show up. Possibly.
• 1:21:27
  Max Crosby says that Patrick Mahomes moans when
• 1:21:32
  he gets sacked. Max Crosby is just a freaking
• 1:21:35
  loser, Dan. You're just a classless dork. Here
• 1:21:41
  is Will Ferrell's stunt double. Not happy with
• 1:21:45
  him. But so regarding Will Ferrell, you asked
• 1:21:52
  how could he do this, right? Why would he do
• 1:21:55
  this to your guy who's your personal stunt double
• 1:21:58
  for 13 years and that you trust? Well, I can
• 1:22:02
  tell you, I know for a fact, just knowing Will,
• 1:22:06
  because he's such, I was told that he doesn't
• 1:22:10
  like confrontation. Yeah, he's a cop. I'd rather
• 1:22:14
  keep him, but I think ultimately Will gave in
• 1:22:23
  to Ryan's pressure. Sounds like program directors
• 1:22:25
  and radio, to be honest. What's going on here?
• 1:22:28
  Men with wild card wives. I don't feel bad for
• 1:22:31
  you. Because you knew. You looked at a woman
• 1:22:34
  who was unpredictable, impulsive. Annoying. 14
• 1:22:37
  ideas before breakfast. And could turn a quick
• 1:22:40
  store run into a full -on side quest. And said,
• 1:22:43
  yep, that's the one I want. Hell yeah, they're
• 1:22:45
  funny, babe. You didn't want boring. You wanted
• 1:22:47
  plot. You wanted a... I wanted some real good
• 1:22:50
  orgasms. That's all I wanted. Oh, but when a
• 1:22:54
  girl goes for a bad boy, they're applauded. Got
• 1:22:59
  it. Mm -hmm. Woman who said, hear me out at least
• 1:23:03
  twice a week. Woman who's already booked it before
• 1:23:05
  asking if you're free. Whatever, honey. You just
• 1:23:08
  keep doing everything else. I bet you're real
• 1:23:12
  fun today. Guys are probably trying to kick you
• 1:23:18
  out after they bang you and you're like not catching
• 1:23:21
  the drift that they don't want you to stay the
• 1:23:23
  night. Oh, let's see what's on Netflix. Oh, I
• 1:23:28
  can share over there. Leave. There's nothing
• 1:23:31
  worse than that. But then it's also sad when
• 1:23:34
  you think you kind of like the girl and you want
• 1:23:36
  them to sleep over and they don't do that. Mm
• 1:23:38
  -hmm. Yeah, that's not a good feeling. Not at
• 1:23:42
  all. So this morning I realized the guy I went
• 1:23:45
  on a date with last night blocked me on everything.
• 1:23:47
  If the date went really well, the conversation
• 1:23:49
  was great. Oh, I'm sure the date went well. That's
• 1:23:51
  why he blocked you. Complimenting me. When a
• 1:23:53
  man talks about a woman blocking him, he's obsessive.
• 1:23:58
  But when a woman does, we're victims. He even
• 1:24:01
  ordered my drink for me because he remembered
• 1:24:02
  what I like. And then he walked me home and I
• 1:24:06
  didn't invite him in. I wake up this morning,
• 1:24:08
  blocked on everything, unmatched with me on Hinge.
• 1:24:11
  Yeah, it's the Hinge. Hinge is like the MySpace
• 1:24:13
  of dating apps. Too much work. I'm in shock.
• 1:24:17
  I'm really trying not to crash out right now,
• 1:24:20
  but I'm actually really pissed. Matched with
• 1:24:23
  this guy on Hinge. I unmatched the girl that
• 1:24:28
  was rude to me, and then she sent me a friend
• 1:24:30
  request on LinkedIn. I was like, can you imagine
• 1:24:33
  if I did that? Double standard. and is the definition
• 1:24:38
  of a double standard. But you know what? I stay
• 1:24:42
  low -key. You might not think I'm low -key because
• 1:24:45
  I'm loud on here, but you don't ever see me in
• 1:24:46
  public. What am I going to do with you guys?
• 1:24:50
  Oh, yeah, there is currently a war going on.
• 1:24:55
  Mm -hmm. A war. Forget about the one that Trump
• 1:24:59
  started because he's a piece of garbage. The
• 1:25:05
  war between Chris Brown's baby mama. And Chris
• 1:25:12
  Brown's current cloud -chasing girlfriend. I
• 1:25:20
  think a threesome would cure all problems, but
• 1:25:22
  what do I know? Hey, what's going on here? Chris
• 1:25:28
  Brown's baby mama drama has been taking over
• 1:25:30
  the internet. Let me give you guys a little rundown
• 1:25:32
  of what happened. Yeah, this is just a freaking
• 1:25:36
  walking headache. Chris, what are you doing,
• 1:25:38
  dude? One time I hung out with DJ Hook and he
• 1:25:42
  said 50 Cent used to buy boxes of condoms. That's
• 1:25:45
  what you got to do. So Chris Brown's girlfriend,
• 1:25:47
  Jada Wallace, is speaking out after his baby
• 1:25:49
  mama, Diamond Brown, asked the court for a major
• 1:25:52
  increase in. She looks like her name would be
• 1:25:54
  Diamond Brown. Alexa, why is Diamond Brown called
• 1:25:57
  Diamond Brown, even though she never got married
• 1:26:00
  to Chris Brown? Was that her name she was born
• 1:26:02
  with? Diamond Brown is actually her given name.
• 1:26:07
  She was born Diamond Brown on September 2nd.
• 1:26:10
  Alexa, Alexa, that's very coincidental. Child
• 1:26:14
  support. As you guys may know, TMZ broke the
• 1:26:16
  story Monday. Alexa, no one's talking to you,
• 1:26:18
  honey. She's seeking around $45 ,000 a month.
• 1:26:22
  Alexa, no one's talking to you. Yeah, this freaking
• 1:26:25
  Diamond Brown's a hot piece of ass, but you know
• 1:26:27
  she's just freaking. She reminds me of someone
• 1:26:30
  I dated, just a cloud -chasing moron. Chris to
• 1:26:34
  support their daughter, Lovely. Shortly after
• 1:26:36
  our story dropped, Jada took to Instagram to
• 1:26:38
  call Diamond out. Jada posted, Diamond, please.
• 1:26:43
  Every one of us is overly taken care of and you
• 1:26:45
  know that. Oh yeah, she just wants more money
• 1:26:48
  because all these women hit the wall. They're
• 1:26:51
  sitting with a poopy house and they're like,
• 1:26:55
  oh my God, what am I supposed to do? Oh no. Stop
• 1:26:59
  being ungrateful and miserable. Now, Chris Brown's
• 1:27:02
  other two... Well, you can't tell a woman to
• 1:27:04
  hit the wall and not be miserable. They thought
• 1:27:08
  it was going to last forever. Baby Mamas entered
• 1:27:10
  the chat with quickness, basically saying that
• 1:27:12
  Chris takes care of all of his responsibilities
• 1:27:14
  and... Listen, I don't think Chris Brown's a
• 1:27:16
  great guy by any means, but Diamond Brown is
• 1:27:20
  annoying. Just an absolutely hot piece of ass
• 1:27:24
  annoying woman. Goes above and beyond to make
• 1:27:26
  sure everyone is taken care of. But not Diamond
• 1:27:28
  Brown. She's just mad that Chris ain't with her.
• 1:27:31
  You know? You know, Chris brings the ruckus.
• 1:27:34
  Well, it's not every day you hear of an A -list
• 1:27:37
  celebrity telling another A -lister to stick
• 1:27:39
  it. But that's exactly what Michael Douglas says
• 1:27:42
  he told Julia Roberts in an incident he now admits
• 1:27:45
  crossed a line. Oh, yeah, here it comes. In his
• 1:27:50
  memoir aptly titled One Hell of a Ride, the Oscar
• 1:27:53
  winner recalls a tense encounter with Julia at
• 1:27:56
  a Golden Globes party in the early 90s. Michael,
• 1:27:59
  who shares son Cameron with ex -wife Deandra
• 1:28:02
  Luker, writing that he saw Julia with his then
• 1:28:04
  13 -year -old son at the bar. As he put it in
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  I don't want to waste the time. Now we all know
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  that Halle Berry's freaking hot. She's a legend.
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  There's no denying it. But this next headline
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  proves that, again, it's a double standard. Her
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  Quote. I am a victim of domestic violence. I
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  he able to get the restraining order? I ain't
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  saying this guy's a saint. They're both scumbags.
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  They probably should not have dated, but no one's
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  innocent in this situation. And Halle Berry is
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  used to everybody kissing her ass. If it goes
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  back to the song by Hurricane Chris that was
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  played in the club when I was in seventh grade.
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  I have never physically, emotionally, or otherwise
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  abused Maceo. Well, what does Maceo say about
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  honey. Hallie provided text messages and these
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  photographs of Maceo in her 191 -page response
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  Yeah, you know, he needed her to get away from
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  him. She is just one of those annoying -ass women.
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  He just needed her to go away, even if he is
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  a scumbag. She claims they were taken the night
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  of the alleged choking incident and show the
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  Given Maceo's neurodivergence issues, he is quite
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  active and really likes this kind of wrestle
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  play. I never choked him. Of course he likes
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  to wrestle play. It's freaking Halle Berry. He's
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  wrestling around with her. He's probably like,
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  a lot of touching, kissing, even fisting. And
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  we'll call it a day. The semen was so big. And
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  with Ryan Hoppy. New girlfriend. Poster says
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  me. I'm not your interview. Pretty good song.
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  Andrew Tate, when I was going through a breakup,
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  I was looking up how to get over breakups, and
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  some of his videos were okay, but you can definitely
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  tell he had a dark, demonic side, even though
• 1:41:11
  he believed in God, which I think God's probably
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  ashamed of him. God's probably like, I probably
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  shouldn't have created him. So what's going on
• 1:41:19
  here? According to newly filed court docs obtained
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  by TMZ, Andrew Tate allegedly had some seriously
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  disturbing pornography on his devices. No way.
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  A guy with that dark demonic vibes doing that?
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  Who would have freaking thought? Including pornography
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  depicting sexual acts with a horse and an eel.
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  And it wasn't the usual girls he bangs that look
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  like horses. The allegations are laid out in
• 1:41:45
  a massive filing connected. Yeah, this is quite
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  disturbing. And this is who this generation looked
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  up to. I mean, I never liked them, but he said
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  one thing, but it was not the first time someone
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  said it. It wasn't like Andrew, take you about
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  this. But he pretty much said that energy is
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  something that you cannot replace. So whenever
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  you're feeling bad in the club about your breakup.
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  That's energy that can't be replaced. Go to the
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  gym. To the UK's effort to extradite Tate from
• 1:42:14
  the United States, and it gets pretty dark. Oh,
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  yeah, Andrew Tate is a dark guy. British authorities
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  allege that Tate possessed explicit images depicting
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  people having a s*** with live animals. Oh, yeah,
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  a good old donkey show. Specifically, a horse
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  and an eel. All right, well, weirdo. along with
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  likely to cause serious genital injury. Oh, wow,
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  I'm feeling genital injury just thinking about
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  this. The docs also accused Tate of making and
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  possessing scores of indecent videos and images
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  of a minor. All right, well, he got burned in
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  hell. The problem is he was claiming to be religious.
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  But then again, he does kind of represent religion
• 1:42:59
  in 2026. Time for Orlando News. Now we got 11
• 1:43:57
  minutes left. And I've been recording for one
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  hour, 11 minutes, and 11 seconds. So make a wish.
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  Major Florida news to start October. Yeah, this
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  is a big one. You're probably going to want to
• 1:44:10
  make sure you're seated for this. That post has
• 1:44:12
  come from Ron DeSantis. It's his personal account,
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  not the official governor account. Oh, jeez.
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  And it's in response to this. Check it out. Are
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  are. $8 .99 this week. Yeah, I like the double
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  meat. The mine is the whole ultimate. White bread.
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  Extra mayonnaise, extra meat. I'd probably get
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  that today. And you might be saying, who cares?
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  Yeah, that's kind of how I feel. What's going
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  on in Tampa? A Polk County jury recommended life
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  in prison for the suspect convicted of killing
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  three men back in 2020. But not everyone is happy
• 1:44:50
  with that decision. Yeah. People that are on
• 1:44:54
  his side are not happy. What's going on with
• 1:44:56
  this? Thursday, he was arrested for disrupting
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  the vice president's rally in Lakeland. And today,
• 1:45:02
  Ben Braver was out laying yard signs with his
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  name and face on them. So this guy disrupted
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  J .D. Vance's show. Absolutely riveting. What's
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  going on in our radio? And, you know, this is
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  some good stuff today. Hey, yo. Motherfuckers.
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  I make killings. Static crackles, I be on the
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  Erring out the clock, skeletons in pairs. DJ
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  drama, he's the one who dares. Program directors
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  scheming in the back rooms. Payola playlists
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  they rehearse too soon. Truth hits harder than
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  the truth. Pulling more disguise. Morning shows
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  faker than they laughs at six. Producers go.
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  All right, so Joey Franchise. He signed for two
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  more years with Wild 94 .1. So good news there.
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  And also my homie Meredith, who does mornings
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  with Orlando and the Freak Show and Wild. Midday's
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  on Q105, and now afternoon's on QIK. Shout out
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  to the queen of Tampa media. Along with you,
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  babes. I love you. All right, happy hour is about
• 1:46:37
  to end. We're going to end. Growing up, I loved
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  the show Ron and Fez. And in Tampa, all my audiences
• 1:46:43
  that are over 45 know about Ron and Ron. Well,
• 1:46:46
  Ron Bennington is facing stage four cancer. So
• 1:46:49
  we're going to end the show by playing his appearance
• 1:46:51
  on the Today Show. But first, we've got to end.
• 1:47:09
  Page turns, the workday's through. Poppy's got
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  plans with you. Coats are hung, the chairs pull
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  near. A well -earned toast to close the year.
• 1:47:22
  Or just this day with friends right here. It'll
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  worry you. Back in March, comedian and radio
• 1:49:43
  host found out he had stage 4 colorectal cancer.
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  So that's when he connected with Dr. Mark Buchapin,
• 1:49:49
  who was the director of gastroenterology at NYU
• 1:49:52
  Langone Health, who was also SiriusXM's Dr. Reed.
• 1:49:57
  So once Ron started his treatment, he decided
• 1:50:00
  to bring his friends and his fellow comedians
• 1:50:03
  into his chemotherapy sessions for a new podcast
• 1:50:07
  for Sirius XM. It's called Portcast. Yes. Here's
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  a look at one recent episode with SNL's Michael
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  Che. Well, I will say this. If you cried, more
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  people will like your segment. I can't cry. I'm
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  not going to cry because, you know why I'm not
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  going to cry? Why? Because I'm wildly optimistic.
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  It may be the thing that's saving me right now,
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  saving my life. Good morning to both of you.
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  Good morning to both of you. Good morning to
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  you, and thank you for everything that you do.
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  It's really, really impressive. Thank you, and
• 1:50:44
  thanks for what you're doing as well. It brings
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  a lot of hope to a lot of people. First of all,
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  before we get into all of this, how are we doing?
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  How are you feeling right now? I feel good today.
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  I'm getting chemo as we sit here. I do a couple
• 1:50:54
  of days at the... and then I get to take this
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  home for me with 48 hours. So I get to move around
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  a little bit. This is an incredible thing because
• 1:51:03
  it allows patients to move about. It's safe for
• 1:51:06
  him, safe for all of us, and they can go about
• 1:51:08
  their lives. Yeah. What does the podcast mean
• 1:51:11
  to you to bring other comedians into the hospital
• 1:51:15
  with you and have these conversations that I
• 1:51:17
  feel like you might not have otherwise? It's
• 1:51:19
  100 % true. People don't talk to each other the
• 1:51:23
  way they can if they know that they're not on
• 1:51:26
  the clock somewhere. So especially the younger
• 1:51:28
  guys, they'll come into the room crying. Some
• 1:51:32
  come in, just roast the room and just have fun.
• 1:51:35
  So like the doctor says, laughing and crying,
• 1:51:38
  it's the same thing. You know what I mean? So
• 1:51:40
  we get a chance to talk to each other like we
• 1:51:43
  would never. Sometimes I feel like I'm at my
• 1:51:46
  own funeral because of the nice things people
• 1:51:49
  say I've never heard before. And this time they're
• 1:51:51
  saying it directly to me. That's great. And Dr.
• 1:51:54
  Pochepin, longtime viewers recognize you, obviously,
• 1:51:57
  from work with Katie Couric and her husband,
• 1:52:00
  Jay, and how we partnered with you guys to try
• 1:52:04
  to bring the importance of colorectal cancer
• 1:52:06
  screenings to the forefront. How important is
• 1:52:10
  that still? And what has changed in that time?
• 1:52:13
  It's critical, first of all, talking about it
• 1:52:15
  and using humor is such an important vehicle
• 1:52:18
  because, yes, we laugh when we cry, we cry when
• 1:52:20
  we laugh. That humor is a defense mechanism also
• 1:52:23
  and it makes good times better, but it also makes
• 1:52:26
  tough times able to endure. With Katie Kirk,
• 1:52:29
  she turned the tragedy of loss of her husband,
• 1:52:31
  Jay, over 25 years ago. Now, you and I were on
• 1:52:34
  this studio talking about it because the American
• 1:52:36
  psyche is you go to a doctor when you're sick.
• 1:52:39
  And we need to change that. You go to a doctor
• 1:52:41
  when you're well to stay well. We can do so much
• 1:52:44
  about health and wellness and not focus only
• 1:52:47
  on illness. There's so much going on in terms
• 1:52:49
  of the chemotherapy, the innovation, so much
• 1:52:51
  hope. But prevention is the best treatment of
• 1:52:54
  disease in the first place. Let's prevent it.
• 1:52:56
  We can prevent colon cancer through screening.
• 1:52:58
  And that's what this show got out there to people
• 1:53:01
  saying, well, wait a second. Maybe I need to
• 1:53:03
  be screened. Maybe I have a family history. Maybe
• 1:53:05
  I need to talk to my doctor when I'm well. You
• 1:53:08
  know, Ron, in terms of the battle right now,
• 1:53:11
  as you sit here holding your keyboard in your
• 1:53:13
  hand, talk a little bit about how it changes
• 1:53:17
  your perspective on life. How does dealing with
• 1:53:20
  stage four cancer change how you live? Immediately
• 1:53:24
  I got understood this is something that happens.
• 1:53:27
  You know what I mean? Like for the first time
• 1:53:29
  in your life when people go, oh, live every day
• 1:53:32
  and every day is precious. Then you go, oh, yeah.
• 1:53:34
  It is. We're figuring it out. But also the fact
• 1:53:38
  that it happens to your entire family and your
• 1:53:41
  friends. And that's what these comics coming
• 1:53:43
  in are people I've known for years. And we're
• 1:53:46
  all dealing with this one thing. And nobody knows
• 1:53:48
  that more than you. The work that you do is what
• 1:53:52
  I look at is probably the truest thing that could
• 1:53:56
  happen. Because you're there for your brother.
• 1:53:59
  And that's a thing neither one of you asked for.
• 1:54:03
  And now that he's gone, you're out there working
• 1:54:05
  for his name. And it's just a beautiful thing.
• 1:54:07
  It really is. You know, an older patient of mine,
• 1:54:10
  she was 95 years old. She said the greatest risk
• 1:54:13
  of dying is living. So you may as well live.
• 1:54:16
  We don't talk about what the end of life is,
• 1:54:19
  but we're all terminal. Unfortunately, we're
• 1:54:21
  all terminal. And we have to recognize that.
• 1:54:24
  What really is special is the relationship we
• 1:54:26
  have with people. Yes. About people. And there's
• 1:54:28
  so much focus on AI and technology, but in the
• 1:54:30
  end, it's a doctor, when caring for a patient,
• 1:54:33
  putting a hand on the shoulder saying, I'm here.
• 1:54:35
  That is everything. You don't realize that oftentimes
• 1:54:37
  until you're diagnosed with late stage life.
• 1:54:39
  Yes. Ron, thank you. Thank you. Thank you for
• 1:54:42
  what you're doing. Dr. Pochapin, thank you for
• 1:54:44
  continuing to save lives. New episodes of PortCast
• 1:54:47
  are available every Tuesday. And, of course,
• 1:54:50
  you can catch Dr. Pochapin on Doctor Radio, both.
• 1:54:53
  On Sirius XM. Thank you both guys. Hey thanks
• 1:54:56
  for watching. And don't forget you can catch
• 1:54:58
  the Today Show. Every morning on NBC. Or take
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• 1:55:04
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