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Ep. 9 - Lily Marotta & Doron Max Hagay · The Big Cunty Couch

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SPEAKER_07: Hi.
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SPEAKER_05: Wow, that's new.
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SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I've been practicing.
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SPEAKER_06: Hi, I'm good.
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SPEAKER_05: How are you?
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SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
0:16
SPEAKER_05: You look gorge.
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SPEAKER_05: Gorge.
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SPEAKER_05: You look Gina.
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SPEAKER_05: It's giving, but a little like Cinderella.
0:21
SPEAKER_05: It's giving Cinderella.
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SPEAKER_06: Like a little, you know, a bit of both.
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SPEAKER_06: It's giving Cinderella.
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SPEAKER_06: It's giving Elsa.
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SPEAKER_05: Cinder Elsa is old school middle school.
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SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_06: One of the oldest and one of the newest.
0:32
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
0:33
SPEAKER_06: It all goes back to the mouse for you, doesn't it?
0:35
SPEAKER_05: Happy Sunday.
0:36
SPEAKER_05: We were saying uh our guests uh said this look was a little Easter.
0:41
SPEAKER_05: So it'll probably come out next Easter, this episode.
0:45
SPEAKER_05: So we're we're right on target.
0:46
SPEAKER_06: This is very much in the world of like the cousin who wears the zebra dress to the family party.
0:51
SPEAKER_06: This is the cousin that wears this to Easter.
0:53
SPEAKER_06: To the Easter buffet.
0:55
SPEAKER_05: Just gets a plate of link sausage.
0:57
SPEAKER_06: Just popping in.
0:58
SPEAKER_06: Now what's that over there?
0:59
SPEAKER_06: Ooh, a pillow.
1:00
SPEAKER_06: A pillow.
1:01
SPEAKER_05: Is this the first episode with new pillows?
1:02
SPEAKER_06: Uh yeah.
1:03
SPEAKER_05: Hello?
1:04
SPEAKER_06: It's the first episode with a lot of new things, actually.
1:06
SPEAKER_05: They're randomly designer, but we think they're knockoffs.
1:09
SPEAKER_05: Christian Le Croix.
1:10
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:10
SPEAKER_05: But something about the price point versus meaning the quality is like.
1:15
SPEAKER_06: Well, we found the the listing on eBay where it was like, oh my god, this is the fabric.
1:20
SPEAKER_06: This is exactly what we want, blah, blah, blah, blah.
1:21
SPEAKER_06: And then they sent it and it was just um I think the camera just died.
1:26
SPEAKER_06: Oh, my shoe cam.
1:27
SPEAKER_06: I think it was shoe cam.
1:28
SPEAKER_05: Oh my god.
1:28
SPEAKER_05: Hold on.
1:29
SPEAKER_05: Let's try it.
1:30
SPEAKER_05: We installed a shoe cam.
1:33
SPEAKER_05: Which uh is kind of like rude that this is my first shoe cam experience.
1:37
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:38
SPEAKER_05: Because like these are kind of a farty height.
1:40
SPEAKER_05: No offense.
1:41
SPEAKER_06: I know.
1:41
SPEAKER_06: Okay, but we're somehow like shoe cam for the very first time.
1:44
SPEAKER_05: It's somehow gaslighty.
1:46
SPEAKER_05: Just kidding.
1:47
SPEAKER_05: I like to like make people think I don't know what the like the correct the correct usage of gaslighty is.
1:52
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:52
SPEAKER_06: I mean you do it you've been doing a lot.
1:54
SPEAKER_05: I know what it means.
1:56
SPEAKER_06: And it's Yes, this is very gaslighty.
1:59
SPEAKER_05: Starting the shoe cam today.
2:01
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
2:02
SPEAKER_05: Who are you wearing on?
2:03
SPEAKER_05: What is your problem?
2:04
SPEAKER_05: Oh my god, who are you wearing?
2:04
SPEAKER_05: What is your problem?
2:05
SPEAKER_05: Um so Or introduce yourself.
2:07
SPEAKER_05: Uh I'm Mike Vales.
2:08
SPEAKER_05: And I'm Angela Allison, aka that girl Gina.
2:11
SPEAKER_05: And this is the big cunty couch.
2:15
SPEAKER_05: Um But yes, who are you wearing and what is your fucking problem?
2:19
SPEAKER_06: Oh my gosh.
2:20
SPEAKER_06: Okay.
2:20
SPEAKER_06: I I feel like I actually have a few problems today that my my little pea brain was actually able to remember.
2:25
SPEAKER_06: But first, what am I wearing?
2:27
SPEAKER_06: Um this is Calvin, green sort of shiny shirt.
2:30
SPEAKER_06: Um iridesce?
2:32
SPEAKER_06: It's like yeah, it is kind of like iridescent shift.
2:35
SPEAKER_05: Wait, do you call that kind of fabric iridescent or like has a shift?
2:38
SPEAKER_05: Well, you just said shift, so I guess shift.
2:40
SPEAKER_06: I feel like shift is very like makeup, makeup uh YouTuber kind of um the ice cream iridescent, but like I don't know, is that embarrassing?
2:48
SPEAKER_05: Is that dated?
2:48
SPEAKER_06: Well, I think it doesn't iridescent Is that like bridesmaid?
2:50
SPEAKER_06: Isn't iridescent like doesn't it encompass more colors than just this?
2:55
SPEAKER_06: No.
2:55
SPEAKER_06: No.
2:56
SPEAKER_06: Like, okay.
2:58
SPEAKER_07: It's iridescent.
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SPEAKER_05: It's iridescent.
3:00
SPEAKER_05: Um can't even cross.
3:02
SPEAKER_05: I have a corset.
3:03
SPEAKER_05: We went with it, an exposed corset, yeah.
3:05
SPEAKER_05: Which is a thing sometimes, but it means I can barely cross and breathe and uh sit normal.
3:09
SPEAKER_06: But think, but we appreciate the effort because you look snatch a rooney.
3:13
SPEAKER_06: I know.
3:13
SPEAKER_05: Randomly ice blonde.
3:14
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
3:14
SPEAKER_05: Rare for Gina.
3:16
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
3:16
SPEAKER_06: Um, but we were talking about ice blind.
3:18
SPEAKER_06: I know, I know, I know.
3:19
SPEAKER_06: It's like, how do I make this about me immediately?
3:21
SPEAKER_06: Uh we'll get there.
3:22
SPEAKER_06: Uh, but I'm I have no glasses on.
3:24
SPEAKER_06: That's that's not.
3:25
SPEAKER_05: That's what's been throwing the onwards.
3:27
SPEAKER_05: I I didn't realize.
3:29
SPEAKER_05: It's something that has been up.
3:30
SPEAKER_05: You're like with your face.
3:32
SPEAKER_05: But in a good way.
3:33
SPEAKER_00: You're beautiful.
3:34
SPEAKER_00: Like, I think it's very like makeover vibes.
3:36
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I'm like that's it.
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SPEAKER_05: Gorge.
3:38
SPEAKER_05: And a mustache.
3:38
SPEAKER_06: And a mustache, yeah, yeah.
3:39
SPEAKER_06: Your pervert.
3:40
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, I'm feeling my pervy vibes.
3:42
SPEAKER_06: Um, and I'm wearing a camo hat for no reason.
3:44
SPEAKER_06: I guess I'm a little bummed because like when I was sort of like half-dressed, I was wearing like that fleece with uh just like a like uh this tank top and this hat.
3:51
SPEAKER_06: And I was like, wow, I feel like a horny fag.
3:53
SPEAKER_06: I was like, this is awesome.
3:55
SPEAKER_06: Um but then I put on my costume and I felt that's cool.
3:58
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I mean, there was something cool about it being like I'm done.
4:01
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, and wearing Crocs.
4:02
SPEAKER_06: This is this is my shoe cam.
4:04
SPEAKER_05: Um that is throwing me.
4:05
SPEAKER_05: I didn't I don't remember approving that.
4:07
SPEAKER_06: I told you I was wearing them, but I think you might have thought I was joking, which is why I was like, you were very positive.
4:10
SPEAKER_05: Maybe I said, okay, cool, when it was like, I'm wearing fleece and I don't care.
4:14
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, but the shirt changes it, but whatever.
4:16
SPEAKER_05: Do you know?
4:17
SPEAKER_06: Well, thank you so much.
4:18
SPEAKER_06: No, but you're you were you were very you were very positive, and I was like, something this is you're a little too positive about the conclusion of the city.
4:24
SPEAKER_06: AKA wasn't listening.
4:25
SPEAKER_06: Exactly, exactly.
4:26
SPEAKER_06: That's how I get away with everything, actually.
4:27
SPEAKER_05: And Mariam.
4:29
SPEAKER_06: And your problem.
4:30
SPEAKER_06: Well, my problem one is we went to Sarab's birthday party last night, and I literally could not hear anything.
4:38
SPEAKER_06: I could not hear a single word any person was saying to me.
4:41
SPEAKER_06: And same.
4:42
SPEAKER_06: I felt 800 years old.
4:45
SPEAKER_06: Um and I was like, it can't just be my age.
4:48
SPEAKER_06: It's got there's must be something sonically happening, like my height, maybe.
4:51
SPEAKER_06: Like I'm getting bounced from the ceiling, like back down into my ears.
4:54
SPEAKER_05: We need to bring a couple sound panels next time.
4:56
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, be one sound panel too.
4:59
SPEAKER_05: Because like, my God, I couldn't hear anyone either.
5:01
SPEAKER_05: And I had a full combo with Tally Midel.
5:04
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
5:04
SPEAKER_05: Hopefully she'll be on the pod soon.
5:06
SPEAKER_05: And I missed it was probably 40 minutes of chatter.
5:09
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
5:09
SPEAKER_05: Missed the whole thing can't tell you one thing that was it.
5:12
SPEAKER_06: Brian Jones like texted me and followed up.
5:14
SPEAKER_06: It was like, hey, this was the music video that I was telling you about.
5:16
SPEAKER_06: Like, did not know.
5:17
SPEAKER_06: We talked about that.
5:18
SPEAKER_06: I I couldn't, I was just was like, uh what music video?
5:22
SPEAKER_06: Uh it was Christina and the Queens.
5:23
SPEAKER_06: Um so I was like, oh yeah, I love that one.
5:26
SPEAKER_05: Well, I obviously only know one Christina.
5:29
SPEAKER_05: Eguillera.
5:31
SPEAKER_06: Um, and so that was one problem I uh I can't hear.
5:34
SPEAKER_06: Um and then my my real problem is Taylor Swift, unfortunately.
5:38
SPEAKER_06: And I think we can get into that in multiple times in this pod.
5:42
SPEAKER_06: I don't know a thing, but I apparently she dropped 30 new streams.
5:46
SPEAKER_06: She dropped a big steamer, or two big steamers.
5:48
SPEAKER_05: Why would she do that?
5:49
SPEAKER_05: I feel like the last album, what was it called?
5:51
SPEAKER_05: Midnights?
5:51
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
5:52
SPEAKER_05: Went really well.
5:53
SPEAKER_05: People loved it.
5:53
SPEAKER_05: The tour was a huge success, obviously.
5:55
SPEAKER_05: But give us all a break, maybe.
5:57
SPEAKER_05: It's some I'm I'm getting the vibe.
5:59
SPEAKER_06: It's like, does she know something that we don't like?
6:01
SPEAKER_06: Is she trying to like get off planet?
6:03
SPEAKER_06: Like, she's trying to get this music out like so fast.
6:06
SPEAKER_06: Like, what's like why?
6:07
SPEAKER_06: Take it's take a second.
6:09
SPEAKER_06: I needed a good four years off.
6:10
SPEAKER_06: It's like I feel like she she like knows like if she doesn't make another billion dollars in the next three years, like it's all over or something.
6:15
SPEAKER_06: So she's just trying to pump out the content.
6:18
SPEAKER_06: It's like, yeah, please take a break, girl.
6:20
SPEAKER_05: It's like the tour already paid for the third set of veneers.
6:23
SPEAKER_05: Like, what else do you need?
6:26
SPEAKER_05: My God.
6:27
SPEAKER_05: More veneers.
6:28
SPEAKER_05: More veneers.
6:29
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
6:29
SPEAKER_06: Anyway, the album sucks.
6:30
SPEAKER_06: I'm not afraid to say it anymore.
6:31
SPEAKER_06: I think it's uh, I think she's tipped, it's tipping over.
6:33
SPEAKER_06: She's gonna go down again.
6:34
SPEAKER_06: I can't wait to see her.
6:35
SPEAKER_06: Love it.
6:36
SPEAKER_06: Crash and burn.
6:37
SPEAKER_06: We're not really Swifties.
6:38
SPEAKER_06: No, we're not.
6:39
SPEAKER_06: No, no, no.
6:39
SPEAKER_05: Um Do you Swiff her?
6:41
SPEAKER_05: Uh I I Swiffers kind of suck, don't they?
6:43
SPEAKER_05: I kind of like a Lieberman.
6:46
SPEAKER_05: No one talks about that.
6:47
SPEAKER_05: It's a like kind of like different brand.
6:50
SPEAKER_05: Off-brand, but it's better.
6:52
SPEAKER_05: But it is a Swiffer?
6:52
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
6:53
SPEAKER_05: Trust my Italian like cleanliness.
6:55
SPEAKER_05: All right.
6:56
SPEAKER_05: Go with a Lieberman.
6:57
SPEAKER_05: I will.
6:57
SPEAKER_05: I will, yeah.
6:58
SPEAKER_05: And don't go with a Taylor Swift.
7:01
SPEAKER_06: I won't, trust me.
7:02
SPEAKER_06: Don't worry.
7:02
SPEAKER_06: Uh, who are you wearing?
7:03
SPEAKER_06: What is your problem?
7:04
SPEAKER_05: Oh my god.
7:05
SPEAKER_05: I thought you'd never ask.
7:07
SPEAKER_05: When do I shoe cam or did it die?
7:08
SPEAKER_06: I think it turned back on for some reason.
7:10
SPEAKER_06: I don't know what the fuck is going on.
7:11
SPEAKER_06: I'm trying to see if it's.
7:12
SPEAKER_05: Well, all right.
7:12
SPEAKER_05: Starting from the bottom, the shoes, again, the Farty height wedge is Anna Sui randomly.
7:17
SPEAKER_05: And then this fucking explosion, Lufa from CVS, is uh Kiki Riki.
7:25
SPEAKER_05: Freaky.
7:26
SPEAKER_05: It's sort of um archival Gina.
7:28
SPEAKER_05: It really is.
7:28
SPEAKER_05: It's an oldie but goody.
7:30
SPEAKER_05: And let me tell you, this top is getting burnt.
7:33
SPEAKER_05: If it survives the episode, she's done.
7:35
SPEAKER_05: Because it's ripping by the second I can feel it.
7:38
SPEAKER_06: Been through it.
7:39
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
7:39
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
7:39
SPEAKER_06: It's uh one of the oldest pieces in your collection.
7:43
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
7:44
SPEAKER_05: And my problem, let's see.
7:46
SPEAKER_05: I think my problem is that I can't time out like getting my I really need Botox like really, really bad.
7:52
SPEAKER_06: Um we've all been thinking that.
7:54
SPEAKER_05: I can't time out like my paycheck coming in um and like my forehead not being broken out and like when I need to get Botox versus like doing drag.
8:03
SPEAKER_05: Because like I'm scared to like glue my brows and shmush the Botox like somewhere else.
8:07
SPEAKER_05: Even though it doesn't work that way, it's fine.
8:08
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
8:08
SPEAKER_05: But I'm just like, I need a clear forehead.
8:10
SPEAKER_05: Well, it kind of doesn't work that way, actually.
8:11
SPEAKER_06: Like you can't, you're supposed to like not let it move around for like you know, the first 48 hours.
8:15
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
8:16
SPEAKER_06: So there is a window.
8:17
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, so I keep missing it.
8:18
SPEAKER_05: And yeah, I live paycheck to paycheck.
8:20
SPEAKER_05: Um, and I should have a segment called How to Live Above Your Means with Gina, because I'll be financing that shit.
8:25
SPEAKER_05: But I really do need it because my fucking forehead is falling off.
8:29
SPEAKER_05: It's coming down quick.
8:31
SPEAKER_05: It looks it.
8:31
SPEAKER_05: You can't you can't tell and drag.
8:33
SPEAKER_05: I just keep painting higher.
8:34
SPEAKER_05: Paint above the sag.
8:35
SPEAKER_05: It's fine.
8:36
SPEAKER_05: But yeah, that's my problem.
8:38
SPEAKER_05: So hopefully we fix that soon.
8:39
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
8:40
SPEAKER_05: Here's open.
8:41
SPEAKER_06: Here's open.
8:42
SPEAKER_05: Do we have a weekend gay?
8:43
SPEAKER_05: Oh, I started my massage class.
8:45
SPEAKER_06: That's that's what does that mean?
8:46
SPEAKER_06: What do you mean what do you mean is what does that mean?
8:48
SPEAKER_04: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
8:48
SPEAKER_06: Wait.
8:49
SPEAKER_05: We've already talked about it.
8:49
SPEAKER_06: I'm confused though.
8:50
SPEAKER_06: I still like don't fully grasp.
8:52
SPEAKER_06: I get I go to I get massages at a place that is uh It's called Happy's called yeah, it's called old Jerkos.
8:59
SPEAKER_06: Um yeah, it's like a anyway.
9:01
SPEAKER_06: I'm getting I'm taking a massage class that is lightly sensual.
9:05
SPEAKER_06: Um there's no happy endings going on in the class, but um it's been fun.
9:11
SPEAKER_06: I've been learning like massage techniques.
9:12
SPEAKER_05: I'm I didn't know how much that costs, but it's off camera.
9:15
SPEAKER_06: It's off camera.
9:15
SPEAKER_06: It's like 200 bucks for like five weeks.
9:17
SPEAKER_06: It's like not bad at all.
9:18
SPEAKER_05: Oh my god, I thought it was like procession.
9:20
SPEAKER_06: No, no, no.
9:21
SPEAKER_05: Oh my god.
9:21
SPEAKER_06: Um percussion.
9:23
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, but I love it.
9:24
SPEAKER_06: It's great.
9:24
SPEAKER_06: Uh Patrick is a listener.
9:26
SPEAKER_06: He's the he's the teacher.
9:27
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
9:28
SPEAKER_06: Get him on the pod.
9:29
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, yeah.
9:29
SPEAKER_06: He can get we can massage us while we I need to be needed out and walked on.
9:33
SPEAKER_06: We should replace the this with a massage table.
9:35
SPEAKER_06: I think that'd be for at least one episode.
9:36
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
9:37
SPEAKER_06: Um, that's the only weekend gay that I've I've I actually do have a weekend gay.
9:41
SPEAKER_05: A crazy weekend gay, to be honest.
9:43
SPEAKER_05: So I went to Dramedary, like Dromedary changed the like owner gave it to like the managers.
9:49
SPEAKER_05: I don't know, but it's like dromedary ever after or something really embarrassing.
9:54
SPEAKER_05: Actually, it should it should be called dromedary uh ever after.
9:57
SPEAKER_05: That'd be funnier.
9:58
SPEAKER_05: But it's now owned by like the former managers, the guy the owner let them like do whatever they want with it.
10:03
SPEAKER_06: Cool, I guess, right?
10:04
SPEAKER_06: I guess.
10:04
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
10:05
SPEAKER_05: Um, so I went with my friend Kate from work, 1896, friend of the pod.
10:09
SPEAKER_05: Uh we dropped acid late at night, which was like somehow actually the correct move because it ended up being fine.
10:15
SPEAKER_05: It was like whatever.
10:16
SPEAKER_05: But we got there and there was this hot guy at the bar, but he was definitely straight.
10:23
SPEAKER_05: You told me about this.
10:24
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, he was definitely straight, but like he still was hot, and then his girlfriend like left her a bit.
10:29
SPEAKER_05: So we're like, oh, maybe he's not straight.
10:30
SPEAKER_05: Maybe that was just like a friend.
10:32
SPEAKER_05: But whatever.
10:33
SPEAKER_05: The friend, I mean, his girlfriend ended up befriending us and like talking because Kate wore the heart of the ocean, which was mine, obviously.
10:40
SPEAKER_05: And I had to be like, that's mine.
10:42
SPEAKER_05: That's I'm not uh nice tracking.
10:44
SPEAKER_05: Um, and so like it was revealed that like I was gay, uh, and I cross-dressed.
10:50
SPEAKER_05: So I mean, this whole time her boyfriend how was that revealed?
10:54
SPEAKER_05: Because sometimes I can come off a little straight, like one clip.
10:57
SPEAKER_05: Oh, right, right, right, right.
10:58
SPEAKER_05: Sometimes, yeah.
11:00
SPEAKER_05: But, anyways, um, so her boyfriend, Bobby, was nearby this whole conversation, and maybe I was cracking jokes about Bobby.
11:07
SPEAKER_05: I don't know.
11:07
SPEAKER_05: I thought I was being friendly, and then I went to like high five of them, and he like declined it.
11:12
SPEAKER_05: And I was like, I felt so crazy.
11:14
SPEAKER_05: That is crazy.
11:15
SPEAKER_05: And she was they're they're engaged, so she was like, wait, that was weird.
11:18
SPEAKER_05: Like, you wouldn't touch him.
11:19
SPEAKER_05: And I was like, I'm sorry, maybe I made you feel uncomfortable.
11:22
SPEAKER_05: I was like, I was like, maybe I did.
11:24
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
11:24
SPEAKER_05: But then he's like, You didn't make me feel uncomfortable.
11:27
SPEAKER_06: So I was like, Well, that was kind of mean to deny a high five.
11:31
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, I felt like first of all, in general, like in any context, like that's crazy.
11:35
SPEAKER_05: So I was hate crimes, essentially, but whatever.
11:39
SPEAKER_05: I was on acid, so I got like a little misty-eyed.
11:41
SPEAKER_05: Normally I don't care, but I was just like, Oh, well, if you're not, if you weren't uncomfortable, why do you high five me?
11:46
SPEAKER_05: Because it's a little homophobic.
11:48
SPEAKER_05: A little homophobic.
11:49
SPEAKER_05: Bobby, get the fuck out.
11:50
SPEAKER_05: That's my weekend.
11:52
SPEAKER_05: Or sorry, actually, no, when I was at the gym, I think I told you that a straight guy asked me like how many more reps I had, like at the bench, and I was like, just one more.
12:00
SPEAKER_05: And he was like, watching me, and then he's like, go up, add more weight.
12:05
SPEAKER_06: This is crazy.
12:06
SPEAKER_06: That is crazy to be like encouraged by a stranger at the gym is like get out of here.
12:11
SPEAKER_05: He goes, You can have more he's like, you can add more weight like for your last set, just do it.
12:15
SPEAKER_05: And I was like, no, I don't know.
12:16
SPEAKER_05: I'm already kind of like going down on reps, like I'm tired.
12:18
SPEAKER_05: And he's like, I was like, some of us aren't trying to actually like improve, we're just like here.
12:22
SPEAKER_05: It's like, don't talk to me, don't encourage like but then I like because I play straight sometimes or like broy, like I can like sucked into like the do that drag.
12:30
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, you're like, I said sure.
12:32
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
12:32
SPEAKER_05: And uh I PR'd.
12:35
SPEAKER_05: He was right.
12:36
SPEAKER_05: He was right, but it was just like, why?
12:39
SPEAKER_05: You PR'd.
12:40
SPEAKER_06: Oh my god.
12:41
SPEAKER_06: So thanks to that guy.
12:42
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
12:42
SPEAKER_06: So you feel him a lot.
12:44
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
12:44
SPEAKER_06: A lot.
12:45
SPEAKER_06: Now I'm really swole.
12:46
SPEAKER_06: And can't fan to my drags.
12:47
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, the the sleeves are busting open and it's and they're bell sleeves, so it's truly crazy.
12:53
SPEAKER_05: Truly.
12:54
SPEAKER_05: Well, I feel like a lot has happened since we recorded.
12:57
SPEAKER_05: Like, you know, like a little, like, dare I say, earthquake.
13:00
SPEAKER_06: Oh, I didn't move over the earthquake.
13:01
SPEAKER_06: I know.
13:02
SPEAKER_06: Everyone's over the earthquake.
13:03
SPEAKER_06: I know.
13:03
SPEAKER_06: We had it, but in the last episode we pretended that there was an earthquake on the side.
13:06
SPEAKER_06: Well, yeah, but we kind of predicted the earthquake.
13:07
SPEAKER_05: We s yeah, we kind of it was foreshadowing.
13:09
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
13:10
SPEAKER_05: Where were you during it?
13:11
SPEAKER_06: In my house, in my apartment.
13:12
SPEAKER_06: I was here.
13:13
SPEAKER_06: Really?
13:13
SPEAKER_06: Oh my god.
13:13
SPEAKER_06: Oh, yeah, because I slightly texted you.
13:15
SPEAKER_06: I was like, uh, earthquake, question mark.
13:17
SPEAKER_06: And you were like, they're just moving pallets around downstairs.
13:20
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, this believe it or not, this gorgeous studio is actually in a can factory.
13:24
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah.
13:24
SPEAKER_05: Which is crazy.
13:25
SPEAKER_05: So the day of the earthquake, they were, like Mike said, bringing in large pallets of cans.
13:29
SPEAKER_05: So the floor was already vibrating.
13:31
SPEAKER_05: Then all of a sudden it was like, what kind of cans are these?
13:35
SPEAKER_05: The couches.
13:36
SPEAKER_05: Um and then you were like, earthquake?
13:38
SPEAKER_05: And I was like, no, the cans.
13:39
SPEAKER_05: And then I'm like, wait, you're not here.
13:42
SPEAKER_05: So that was where I was.
13:43
SPEAKER_06: And then there was an aftershock, like um, like five days later.
13:46
SPEAKER_06: And I feel like I was the only person on earth who called that.
13:49
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
13:50
SPEAKER_06: That's the aftershock.
13:52
SPEAKER_05: Well, I'm like slipping into the couch.
13:54
SPEAKER_06: Gorgeous.
13:55
SPEAKER_05: Because the steelbone corset, as you know.
13:57
SPEAKER_05: It only keeps you up, but it's like, you know, keeps you up or you're down.
14:01
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, up or down.
14:02
SPEAKER_06: Should we bring out our guests?
14:03
SPEAKER_06: We should absolutely bring out our gorgeous and iconic guests.
14:07
SPEAKER_06: Okay.
14:08
SPEAKER_06: All right.
14:08
SPEAKER_05: Be right back.
14:09
SPEAKER_06: Be right back.
14:16
SPEAKER_06: We're back.
14:17
SPEAKER_06: We are back.
14:18
SPEAKER_06: Oh my gosh.
14:18
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, so we're here with our fabulous guests, Lily Murata and Darone.
14:24
SPEAKER_06: MaxGuy.
14:25
SPEAKER_06: We just did this.
14:25
SPEAKER_06: We did the.
14:27
SPEAKER_03: Okay, we might have to like now actually redo it because now it just seems like you don't know who I am.
14:33
SPEAKER_03: I have a hard one.
14:34
SPEAKER_05: Guys, I have a wig on.
14:36
SPEAKER_05: I'm talking, I got a corset and a wig on.
14:38
SPEAKER_05: I don't comprehend without those things.
14:40
SPEAKER_03: Listen, I have an unprenau.
14:42
SPEAKER_03: Adam and I'm fucked.
14:42
SPEAKER_05: I have an unpronounced.
14:43
SPEAKER_03: So who are you guys?
14:44
SPEAKER_03: And it's Cumberage.
14:46
SPEAKER_05: Gina, you're screaming to a head.
14:48
SPEAKER_05: I'm strangling.
14:51
SPEAKER_06: Listeners for context, I fucked up the audio again.
14:54
SPEAKER_06: Which is uh so we we had this whole very natural riff.
14:57
SPEAKER_06: It was casual because it was like we didn't know how to pronounce uh drone's last name, and then we kind of rolled it.
15:02
SPEAKER_05: Gina was feeling bold.
15:03
SPEAKER_05: I was like, Yeah, I decided to introduce our guests, which never ever I ever ever do.
15:07
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
15:08
SPEAKER_05: So and I fucked up.
15:09
SPEAKER_06: We literally tried to re redo it, and we could we were flopping, flopping, flopping, flopping.
15:13
SPEAKER_03: So I have a theory that um that the levels are fine, but Michael's being just like a really good director and being like, we needed to retake that intro.
15:22
SPEAKER_05: Let's go with that story.
15:24
SPEAKER_05: I mean, I think so too.
15:26
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
15:26
SPEAKER_05: The levels are fine.
15:28
SPEAKER_05: Stack them, stack them, stack them, stack them.
15:30
SPEAKER_05: Audio file, audio file, you know?
15:31
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
15:31
SPEAKER_05: You're good.
15:32
SPEAKER_05: You're like a DJ, right?
15:33
SPEAKER_05: You're like, oh, this is what I do.
15:34
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, you just stack them, stack them, stack them.
15:37
SPEAKER_05: I just need headphones with this look, to be honest.
15:39
SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
15:40
SPEAKER_01: Well, I was gonna say, you remind me, your look right now reminds me of this show I saw in Vegas called X Country.
15:47
SPEAKER_01: That was a topless country review.
15:50
SPEAKER_01: And I feel like you're kind of the mother hen of those girls.
15:53
SPEAKER_01: The mother bunny so much.
15:54
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, like you were you did the show from 85 to 92, and now you run a tight.
16:00
SPEAKER_05: Thank you so much.
16:01
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, mother hen, that really is important to me.
16:04
SPEAKER_05: She seasons.
16:06
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I need like a bow peep, like, what do you call those things?
16:08
SPEAKER_05: A crook?
16:09
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, crook.
16:09
SPEAKER_05: And you're a shepherd's crook.
16:11
SPEAKER_01: You're crooking in the girls, you're like, get the fuck out of here.
16:14
SPEAKER_01: A shepherd's by the ankle.
16:16
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
16:17
SPEAKER_01: You trip one, a shepherd to be punished.
16:20
SPEAKER_05: Cropped.
16:21
SPEAKER_05: Crop shepherds.
16:23
SPEAKER_05: Chopped.
16:23
SPEAKER_05: It's cropped and chopped.
16:24
SPEAKER_05: Or does that become something else?
16:26
SPEAKER_05: Like biblical?
16:26
SPEAKER_05: A little bit more typical.
16:28
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah.
16:29
SPEAKER_05: You have a few hooks for your girls.
16:32
SPEAKER_05: We got a few hooks.
16:33
SPEAKER_05: We got options.
16:34
SPEAKER_05: Do you guys play the claw game when you can?
16:36
SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
16:37
SPEAKER_01: I just recently, it was stupid.
16:39
SPEAKER_01: I didn't.
16:40
SPEAKER_01: Oh, it was at a rest stop at 95, and it was one of those fancy hooks.
16:44
SPEAKER_01: You gotta where they have like pods and on like a bed of like diamonds.
16:50
SPEAKER_01: Yes, and like once I was really close, so I have a random confidence, even of course I've never gotten one, and I just tap my phone thinking it would charge like the three dollars, but then it charged me like ten dollars for so many tries.
17:01
SPEAKER_03: So I was ten dollars for for five tries.
17:04
SPEAKER_01: That just happened to me too.
17:06
SPEAKER_01: Rest stop on my way to roading.
17:10
SPEAKER_03: What's the math there?
17:11
SPEAKER_05: Two dollars a try.
17:12
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
17:12
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
17:12
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
17:13
SPEAKER_05: It's actually two options.
17:14
SPEAKER_05: It lists like one swipe or whatever.
17:16
SPEAKER_05: You have all these things, but I somehow paid for ten.
17:19
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
17:19
SPEAKER_01: Like I think it's interesting.
17:21
SPEAKER_01: It just charged me.
17:22
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah, maybe.
17:23
SPEAKER_05: Um but I'm usually good at it.
17:24
SPEAKER_05: I haven't played a claw in a long time, but not.
17:26
SPEAKER_05: Not the fancy ones.
17:27
SPEAKER_05: I don't think I've ever wanted to vote for the stuffy.
17:31
SPEAKER_03: Really?
17:31
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
17:32
SPEAKER_03: So I actually played the claw once, and it was in Europe.
17:36
SPEAKER_03: Actually, a European egg.
17:38
SPEAKER_03: It was a Middle Eastern claw, and I won't.
17:40
SPEAKER_03: I didn't know they had those there.
17:41
SPEAKER_03: I want to pick very, very American.
17:43
SPEAKER_03: Wrapped in the regional money.
17:46
SPEAKER_02: That's amazing.
17:47
SPEAKER_05: What a win.
17:48
SPEAKER_05: And I was absolutely wait, what was wrapped in money?
17:52
SPEAKER_05: A pack of cigarettes.
17:54
SPEAKER_05: Okay.
17:54
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
17:55
SPEAKER_01: Well, a claw machine full of cigarettes and money?
17:58
SPEAKER_03: Cigarettes and incredible.
17:59
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, we're in Europe.
18:00
SPEAKER_03: What else?
18:00
SPEAKER_01: Cigars, condoms.
18:01
SPEAKER_06: They need bad Middle East.
18:03
SPEAKER_06: That's like, you know how Singers has like the poppers like vending machine?
18:06
SPEAKER_06: They like need a claw that it's that sells cigarettes and cash.
18:10
SPEAKER_05: I know we know people that like maybe kind of own it or manage it, but like Singers did a little eye roll to me.
18:14
SPEAKER_05: Do you guys like Singers?
18:15
SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, are we allowed to say it?
18:16
SPEAKER_05: I know.
18:17
SPEAKER_06: Maybe this is the can we're opening the can of anti-tailor and anti-Singers.
18:20
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
18:21
SPEAKER_06: Well, God, in this town.
18:23
SPEAKER_03: It is funny.
18:24
SPEAKER_03: I think on your like on an episode with maybe, I forget who it was, but you guys were saying how or you were saying how like gay guys has come back.
18:30
SPEAKER_03: Like people are just like, oh, just couple of gay guys, whatever.
18:33
SPEAKER_03: And I feel like Singers has come up in a I'm like, it's like it's Stingers all the time, every time now.
18:39
SPEAKER_03: So that's my only qualm with it.
18:40
SPEAKER_03: I don't particularly love the bar.
18:43
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
18:43
SPEAKER_01: Okay, this is I it feels very the bars are very, I feel like very queer, and that's what's wrong with it.
18:48
SPEAKER_01: Like it's too small.
18:50
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
18:50
SPEAKER_01: And you're kind of like, why do I feel like I could like push this over and it would fall over?
18:54
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, and I'm like, why do I feel like you guys like kind of could use me back there, like make it a couple of things?
18:58
SPEAKER_05: Well, that's so interesting.
19:00
SPEAKER_06: That's the the the real T, sis.
19:02
SPEAKER_06: It's the the staff needs to to to learn, get it in gear.
19:05
SPEAKER_05: It's like it's switch to K to Coke, guys.
19:08
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
19:08
SPEAKER_05: And like crank these out.
19:09
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I kind of like that.
19:10
SPEAKER_01: I'm like, okay, yeah, I guess like I could make you a chance.
19:13
SPEAKER_05: From K to Coke, my like autobiography.
19:15
SPEAKER_05: I like the big bartender, but crank them out.
19:18
SPEAKER_05: You can't be slow with that attitude.
19:21
SPEAKER_03: You have to be a ballet dancer if you're gonna be if you're gonna be cold.
19:24
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and I actually think there are a lot of ballet dancers.
19:28
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
19:29
SPEAKER_03: And I meant more the ballet of you know shaking it up.
19:33
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
19:33
SPEAKER_05: Shaking it up Celsius style.
19:35
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
19:35
SPEAKER_03: Half pouch Celsius style.
19:37
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
19:37
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, we're drinking Celsius and tequila.
19:40
SPEAKER_01: I think this is my first Celsius ever.
19:42
SPEAKER_01: Ever?
19:42
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, Celsius.
19:44
SPEAKER_05: It kind of gets you going.
19:45
SPEAKER_05: Okay, hold on.
19:47
SPEAKER_05: This is a different experience though, because I can't handle the like carbonated.
19:50
SPEAKER_05: Most of them are carbonated.
19:51
SPEAKER_05: They only offer one non-carbonated, and it's like mango.
19:54
SPEAKER_05: And I like that one, but it's really hard to get.
19:56
SPEAKER_05: But the pouches, you don't need to put in seltzer or like whatever.
19:59
SPEAKER_05: You can make it non-carbonate because I taste the aspartane when it's carbonated.
20:02
SPEAKER_05: For whatever reason, it gets a little like.
20:04
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, most energy drinks I can't do because there's two, they taste like cancer.
20:07
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, disgusting.
20:09
SPEAKER_01: I'm kind of addicted to pouches.
20:11
SPEAKER_05: So the pouches are the way to go, is what I'm saying.
20:16
SPEAKER_05: We split it out.
20:19
SPEAKER_05: Pouch is on the couch, man.
20:22
SPEAKER_05: Half pouch on the couch, honey.
20:23
SPEAKER_05: Let's pouch tonight.
20:25
SPEAKER_05: What if I did porch the pouch?
20:27
SPEAKER_05: Slap the pouch.
20:28
SPEAKER_01: Do you guys know that like viral bodega or whatever?
20:31
SPEAKER_01: Like where you get a sandwich Oki style?
20:33
SPEAKER_01: No, what?
20:34
SPEAKER_01: Ocki style?
20:35
SPEAKER_01: Oki style.
20:36
SPEAKER_01: You like, or you're like, hey, what's up, man?
20:37
SPEAKER_01: Like, can I get a bacon, egg, and cheese?
20:39
SPEAKER_01: And can I get it the Oki way?
20:41
SPEAKER_01: And then you hand him like Oreos and chips, and then like he'll make you like.
20:45
SPEAKER_01: Smash it in there?
20:46
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
20:46
SPEAKER_06: Oh, Jesus.
20:46
SPEAKER_01: So I feel like at the same time.
20:48
SPEAKER_05: Where does the word Oki?
20:49
SPEAKER_01: Sounds like it's his name.
20:51
SPEAKER_01: A guy's name.
20:52
SPEAKER_01: No, it's just gonna be like nasty and force that you can post on Instagram.
20:55
SPEAKER_01: Oh but I feel like it'd be funny to go to singers and be like with a Celsius pouch and be like, Can I get a Negroni singer Aki style?
21:04
SPEAKER_01: And explode.
21:05
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we're going half pouch powderies into some like.
21:08
SPEAKER_01: They're so sketched by you, they're like, What are you doing?
21:11
SPEAKER_06: BYOP.
21:12
SPEAKER_01: Bring your own pouch.
21:14
SPEAKER_06: I feel like social media has really uh fucked up food.
21:17
SPEAKER_06: The idea of like smashing Oreos into anything is like that's that's someone's fetish.
21:21
SPEAKER_06: Like somehow, like someone snuck their fetish into like mainstream content.
21:26
SPEAKER_01: No, it's only for like so you can get a sandwich and then go like this.
21:29
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, which is porn.
21:30
SPEAKER_01: Right.
21:31
SPEAKER_01: Like, and there's cheese in it.
21:34
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and we're it is we're like, oh fuck, I need this.
21:37
SPEAKER_03: I know it's so undignified.
21:39
SPEAKER_03: Those are reels turned us all into undignified ghosts.
21:44
SPEAKER_03: Absolutely.
21:45
SPEAKER_05: Well, I feel like you both are cool and relevant and like thus probably on the talk.
21:50
SPEAKER_05: On the what?
21:51
SPEAKER_05: On the talk.
21:52
SPEAKER_05: What does that mean?
21:52
SPEAKER_05: Oh, TikTok.
21:53
SPEAKER_05: Do people not like say that?
21:55
SPEAKER_05: I'm I mean I'm I'm a big single lady's hand.
21:59
SPEAKER_01: And then I watch it too.
22:00
SPEAKER_01: Much.
22:00
SPEAKER_05: I don't have it.
22:01
SPEAKER_05: I can't.
22:02
SPEAKER_05: So you have it.
22:03
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, but I don't have it.
22:04
SPEAKER_05: You have it.
22:04
SPEAKER_05: I post it.
22:05
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, it's nobody is.
22:06
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
22:07
SPEAKER_05: I don't like it.
22:07
SPEAKER_05: I don't know it.
22:08
SPEAKER_05: What?
22:08
SPEAKER_05: I don't know it.
22:09
SPEAKER_05: I don't know how to do it.
22:10
SPEAKER_05: TikTok?
22:11
SPEAKER_05: I don't like the interface.
22:12
SPEAKER_05: I don't like the it's too much.
22:13
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
22:13
SPEAKER_05: I But yeah, it's giving Smash Oreo into like.
22:16
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, like I like watching like girls get ready or like oh just like a big Midwestern mom be like, watch me make lunch for my coma and her husband, and I'm a mother of 11.
22:26
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
22:27
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god, I love me.
22:28
SPEAKER_03: Actually, no, no, no.
22:29
SPEAKER_03: Those are the Blair loves my friend Blair B.
22:32
SPEAKER_05: Send those into my algorithm because I hope you're gonna do it.
22:33
SPEAKER_05: I probably do.
22:35
SPEAKER_03: I've been getting a lot of like breakfast for my 12 kids.
22:39
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
22:40
SPEAKER_01: It is what it is.
22:41
SPEAKER_01: And it's just always so much dumping.
22:43
SPEAKER_01: And then I get inspired.
22:44
SPEAKER_01: I'm like, wait, why the fuck?
22:45
SPEAKER_01: I'm like, I'm like every night you come home, you're like, what the fuck am I gonna make for dinner?
22:48
SPEAKER_01: Like, if I only was just dumping like 30 cans of like cream of chicken into our.
22:53
SPEAKER_01: I love it.
22:54
SPEAKER_01: And I love it.
22:56
SPEAKER_05: You gotta dive into the comments for that because everyone's like so evil.
22:58
SPEAKER_05: I'm just like, it's fine.
23:00
SPEAKER_05: It's one night.
23:01
SPEAKER_05: Let them eat cream chicken.
23:03
SPEAKER_05: Cream can of cream can of cream cream of cream.
23:06
SPEAKER_05: Yes, how do we put this?
23:07
SPEAKER_05: Who are you ringing and what is your problem?
23:09
SPEAKER_05: Okay, I feel like And when we say who you ring, we're not we have we we we're not labeled whores.
23:13
SPEAKER_05: Okay.
23:14
SPEAKER_05: Although we although we are playing a game later called label horrors.
23:17
SPEAKER_01: Later, but we don't actually store stories.
23:22
SPEAKER_02: Why?
23:22
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
23:23
SPEAKER_01: I think why is the discussion.
23:24
SPEAKER_01: I almost felt like I wanted to wear something crazier, but I kind of went more like simple Sunday tonight.
23:30
SPEAKER_01: So it's Sunday.
23:31
SPEAKER_01: Like I actually do feel kind of like a label whore today.
23:35
SPEAKER_05: I'm living for that shirt.
23:36
SPEAKER_03: Wait, were these the pants you were gonna give me?
23:38
SPEAKER_05: No.
23:38
SPEAKER_01: Oh, because it's but they were inspired by I'm like, that's weird.
23:41
SPEAKER_01: Let's okay.
23:42
SPEAKER_05: I thought they were the pants you were gonna give me.
23:44
SPEAKER_01: Because, okay, I really wanted a pair of like kind of distressed olive jeans.
23:49
SPEAKER_07: Cool.
23:50
SPEAKER_01: And I got these on like made in USA Levi's off eBay.com.
23:55
SPEAKER_01: Cool.
23:56
SPEAKER_01: Oops.
23:58
SPEAKER_01: That's the sound from Maiden USA.
23:59
SPEAKER_01: We love a hockey horn.
24:01
SPEAKER_05: We love a hockey horn on the big hunty couch.
24:04
SPEAKER_01: Um, and then I mean, the problem that happens when you kind of you take a risk on eBay, they came, they were a little too tight.
24:10
SPEAKER_01: Um, so I had to run try them on.
24:12
SPEAKER_03: Hey they were a little too big.
24:14
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
24:15
SPEAKER_03: Wow, saying T.
24:17
SPEAKER_03: Sisterhood of the Traveling.
24:18
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, they were absolutely not Sisterhood of the Traveling pants.
24:23
SPEAKER_05: They're not ideal for anyone in town.
24:24
SPEAKER_01: So I was still on my hunt.
24:26
SPEAKER_01: Okay, and this actually, I did, this is my first TikTok influenced because I saw all these big ass dykes on TikTok being like, sorry.
24:38
SPEAKER_05: All right, wait, what is that?
24:39
SPEAKER_05: It's a hockey horn.
24:40
SPEAKER_05: Oh, okay.
24:41
SPEAKER_05: It's not good, it's not a good sound.
24:42
SPEAKER_05: We have a hard one.
24:44
SPEAKER_03: No, no, it's like, you know that one person, like a little like air, like I got it.
24:48
SPEAKER_03: The air horn, yeah.
24:49
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
24:50
SPEAKER_03: I play hockey, okay?
24:51
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
24:51
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, no, we saw you throw the game.
24:54
SPEAKER_03: Dizzy you on ice.
24:54
SPEAKER_03: This girl grew up on the ice, Elsa here.
24:57
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
24:57
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I block anything.
24:58
SPEAKER_03: Are there drag queens on ice?
25:00
SPEAKER_06: There are, yeah.
25:00
SPEAKER_06: There's a couple.
25:01
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
25:01
SPEAKER_01: No, Dizzy on ice.
25:03
SPEAKER_01: Oh, but the term for, which you kind of are, the term for like sluts who love hockey is puck bunny.
25:10
SPEAKER_06: Wow.
25:12
SPEAKER_01: I read it.
25:16
SPEAKER_03: Actually, the most perfect summation of the look.
25:18
SPEAKER_03: But this is a puck bunny.
25:20
SPEAKER_03: Because it's icy, because it's icy.
25:23
SPEAKER_06: This is the girl that shows up at the rank and she's like, ha?
25:26
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
25:26
SPEAKER_06: Hi, boys.
25:31
SPEAKER_05: You're talking about a different bunny, but it does go back to Easter for me.
25:34
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
25:35
SPEAKER_05: It goes back to Easter for me.
25:36
SPEAKER_05: So that's the perfect black phys pneumonia.
25:39
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
25:40
SPEAKER_05: Love it.
25:43
SPEAKER_06: Puck bunny.
25:44
SPEAKER_06: Yes.
25:44
SPEAKER_06: Bio.
25:45
SPEAKER_01: You're like, mama, puck bunny.
25:49
SPEAKER_06: The manager of the um the ladies review of X country.
25:54
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
25:55
SPEAKER_05: Mother of none.
25:56
SPEAKER_05: Father of Tuan.
25:57
SPEAKER_05: Puck bunny.
25:58
SPEAKER_03: Tuan.
25:59
SPEAKER_05: Tuan.
26:00
SPEAKER_05: Tuan.
26:00
unknown: Okay.
26:01
SPEAKER_05: 192.
26:02
SPEAKER_01: No questions.
26:02
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
26:03
SPEAKER_01: 19 Tuan.
26:05
SPEAKER_06: We got the Ticac pants.
26:06
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, yeah.
26:07
SPEAKER_01: Um, all these just like four, eleven trans guys would be like, if you want to buy like short pants, like if you have wide thighs, Abercrombie men's jeans.
26:15
SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
26:15
SPEAKER_01: And so these are the athletic loose aprocromy jeans.
26:19
SPEAKER_06: My boy.
26:19
SPEAKER_06: But these really wide thighs.
26:20
SPEAKER_06: I should I need to get I need to get red.
26:22
SPEAKER_06: Thank you.
26:22
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
26:22
SPEAKER_01: I'm sure he's gonna love hearing that.
26:24
SPEAKER_02: He just knows that's really wide.
26:30
SPEAKER_06: Huge legs.
26:31
SPEAKER_06: He's a swimmer and a runner.
26:32
SPEAKER_06: He knows.
26:33
SPEAKER_06: He knows.
26:34
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, they're called the athletic loose something, and they were on sale and I got the brown jeans.
26:38
SPEAKER_05: I lost my train, but you had said four eleven trans guys?
26:42
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, like on TikTok, who are being like, well, it's more that they're like the height, or there's four.
26:46
SPEAKER_01: No, no, no.
26:46
SPEAKER_01: Like the height.
26:47
SPEAKER_01: Like if you're a shorter kind of like bow.
26:50
SPEAKER_06: There are four 11-year-old trans guys.
26:52
SPEAKER_06: Is that what you thought?
26:53
SPEAKER_06: I don't know.
26:53
SPEAKER_06: But I was like, next time on four 11 trans guys.
26:55
SPEAKER_01: And I usually have to get, you know, my pants hemmed, but I didn't have to get these hemmed, and I felt that it's a cool color.
27:00
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
27:01
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
27:01
SPEAKER_05: I live for that color.
27:03
SPEAKER_05: And I never bought ashy.
27:04
SPEAKER_01: It's like this ashy brown olive.
27:07
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I think you probably wanted a couple more olives in the blender.
27:10
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but we went.
27:11
SPEAKER_05: It's one.
27:12
SPEAKER_01: Brown.
27:12
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
27:13
SPEAKER_01: It's nearby.
27:14
SPEAKER_01: It's nearby.
27:14
SPEAKER_01: It's dirty, dirty martini.
27:16
SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah.
27:16
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
27:17
SPEAKER_05: Extra dirty.
27:18
SPEAKER_05: I actually hate when people say extra dirty because like I'm like a raging alcoholic and I'm like crystal clear for me.
27:23
SPEAKER_05: Shake your mom.
27:25
SPEAKER_00: As clear as you can get it.
27:26
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
27:28
SPEAKER_03: I had drinks with somebody and she ordered her dirty martini.
27:31
SPEAKER_03: Filthy.
27:32
SPEAKER_03: Oh.
27:32
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, that's right.
27:33
SPEAKER_04: See, they think they're bad.
27:34
SPEAKER_04: They're like pretty grass.
27:36
SPEAKER_03: It was a woman who I was trying to, it was like an investor for my movie.
27:40
SPEAKER_03: And she I was like, ooh, filthy.
27:42
SPEAKER_03: And she's like, when else do you get to use that word?
27:44
SPEAKER_03: And then she kept ordering them.
27:46
SPEAKER_03: Okay, she's Sam Jones.
27:47
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, she kept ordering filthy.
27:49
SPEAKER_03: I just, it was so embarrassing.
27:50
SPEAKER_01: But yeah, I think the filthy junk is like, you can do it once.
27:53
SPEAKER_01: Not four times.
27:53
SPEAKER_01: But if someone's like another round, then you're going to remember?
27:57
SPEAKER_01: I'm the babe.
27:59
SPEAKER_01: You're drinking cold cups.
28:01
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's kind of like we remember.
28:02
SPEAKER_06: It's like unfortunately, that person is having no sex.
28:04
SPEAKER_06: Like if that if you have to say it five times, it's like you're frigid.
28:07
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, but I'm literally talking about the alcohol content.
28:09
SPEAKER_05: I'm like, they think it's so bad.
28:11
SPEAKER_05: Because it sounds bad, like extra dirty.
28:13
SPEAKER_05: So are you a twist girl?
28:15
SPEAKER_06: I'm a twist girl.
28:16
SPEAKER_05: No, I'm I'm um Gin Martini.
28:18
SPEAKER_05: Hendrix Martini extra I was not dirty.
28:20
SPEAKER_06: And I'm Hendrix Martini with a twist.
28:22
SPEAKER_06: You got me under Hendrix, and I think it's actually it's the best.
28:24
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, I do.
28:25
SPEAKER_06: I am horny.
28:26
SPEAKER_01: I got shamed by a bartender at like a fancy hotel.
28:28
SPEAKER_01: I ordered a gin martini dirty, and he was like.
28:32
unknown: What?
28:33
SPEAKER_01: Why?
28:33
SPEAKER_01: Because it's supposed to be like the gin is so fancy, you're supposed to get it with a twist and like taste the botanicals.
28:39
SPEAKER_01: I love a twist and an all.
28:40
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, right?
28:41
SPEAKER_01: I know.
28:41
SPEAKER_03: Wait together?
28:42
SPEAKER_03: Together.
28:43
SPEAKER_03: But I was like the shame.
28:46
SPEAKER_05: To misuse the word.
28:48
SPEAKER_05: Fuck yeah.
28:50
SPEAKER_06: And it was at Singers, is basically.
28:52
SPEAKER_06: It somehow always is at Singer's.
28:53
SPEAKER_03: They're not putting a twist in anything there.
28:54
SPEAKER_03: Sorry.
28:55
SPEAKER_03: No.
28:56
SPEAKER_03: I mean, but are people ordering martinis there?
28:58
SPEAKER_01: Sometimes.
28:59
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
29:00
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
29:00
SPEAKER_03: And they're not happy.
29:01
SPEAKER_03: They're not happy to make it.
29:02
SPEAKER_03: It might be your fault.
29:02
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
29:03
SPEAKER_01: They're not happy.
29:04
SPEAKER_01: Warm martinis.
29:05
SPEAKER_05: Actually, everyone, literally every single person in that fucking city.
29:07
SPEAKER_05: Is ordering a martini?
29:08
SPEAKER_05: Is getting a mark.
29:09
SPEAKER_05: Oh, okay.
29:10
SPEAKER_05: Well, there we go.
29:10
SPEAKER_05: Spicy mark.
29:11
SPEAKER_03: The bartenders are kind of like, stop ordering martinis here, guys.
29:13
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
29:14
SPEAKER_06: Darker cloth.
29:15
SPEAKER_06: It's it's well, yeah.
29:16
SPEAKER_06: Just well mixed, yeah.
29:17
SPEAKER_01: Stop.
29:18
SPEAKER_06: Um, Brittany.
29:19
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
29:19
SPEAKER_01: Well, pants, shoes.
29:21
SPEAKER_06: Oh, yeah, teeth were just at the fucking.
29:22
SPEAKER_06: Wow.
29:24
SPEAKER_01: Doc Martin's that a friend gave me, Maddie, who works for Echo.
29:27
SPEAKER_01: So Docie, Docie, Doc.
29:28
SPEAKER_01: Oh, those are.
29:29
SPEAKER_01: No, she just works at Eckhouse and gave them to me.
29:31
SPEAKER_01: So they're kind of fashion approved.
29:34
SPEAKER_05: Listeners, viewers, if you're ever nervous, just add a Doc Martin.
29:37
SPEAKER_05: It always cools it out.
29:39
SPEAKER_01: And I was scared of the look.
29:41
SPEAKER_05: Add a doc.
29:42
SPEAKER_05: Okay.
29:42
SPEAKER_01: Do the squirrel toe.
29:43
SPEAKER_05: Don't you think?
29:43
SPEAKER_05: Add a doc.
29:44
SPEAKER_05: It's like you're cool.
29:45
SPEAKER_01: And then I was like, take a goddamn risk, Lily.
29:48
SPEAKER_03: I think that's awesome.
29:49
SPEAKER_03: It's also like you are wearing those so well.
29:53
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
29:59
SPEAKER_01: But not too much.
30:01
SPEAKER_01: You don't want to get into my olive pants.
30:03
SPEAKER_03: We're all trying to get in those olive pants.
30:04
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
30:05
SPEAKER_03: They're very, I mean, they're like, it's a straight guy who who I want so badly to fuck.
30:10
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
30:11
SPEAKER_01: It's like, I know enough about construction, but not too much.
30:14
SPEAKER_03: Right, right, right.
30:15
SPEAKER_01: Because I also like run the I can also make an amazing cocktail.
30:19
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
30:20
SPEAKER_01: It's borderline there.
30:21
SPEAKER_01: Like I can put up a shelf.
30:22
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
30:23
SPEAKER_05: That's how I feel about my car.
30:24
SPEAKER_05: Not to shoehorn it in here.
30:25
SPEAKER_01: Let's can we get into the car and I'll do it fast.
30:29
SPEAKER_05: Really?
30:29
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah, wait, wait.
30:30
SPEAKER_05: Continue.
30:30
SPEAKER_05: Continue.
30:31
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
30:31
SPEAKER_01: Hugo Boss.
30:32
SPEAKER_05: Take your time.
30:32
SPEAKER_05: Got it for Christmas.
30:33
SPEAKER_05: Okay.
30:33
SPEAKER_05: Got it for Christmas for my mom.
30:35
SPEAKER_05: I love that.
30:36
SPEAKER_05: We love her.
30:37
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
30:37
SPEAKER_01: And um that's a gorgeous color.
30:39
SPEAKER_05: One of my favorite colors.
30:40
SPEAKER_05: Do you call this?
30:41
SPEAKER_01: Father's watch.
30:42
SPEAKER_01: Wow.
30:43
SPEAKER_05: That's our first watch on the couch.
30:44
SPEAKER_06: That's this is great.
30:46
SPEAKER_05: I love that.
30:48
SPEAKER_01: And do you ever say time piece?
30:49
SPEAKER_01: Oh no.
30:51
SPEAKER_01: You could.
30:51
SPEAKER_01: Do you ever say dime piece?
30:53
SPEAKER_01: That would be cool.
30:54
SPEAKER_01: You could start.
30:55
SPEAKER_01: If I woke up and I was like, oh, where's my timepiece?
30:59
SPEAKER_06: Like after a hookup, like it's like or after a half pouch.
31:03
SPEAKER_05: You never know.
31:05
SPEAKER_05: You're there, you're changed tonight.
31:07
SPEAKER_01: I just know it.
31:08
SPEAKER_05: Oh yeah.
31:09
SPEAKER_01: Babe, where's my timepiece?
31:11
unknown: Yeah.
31:12
SPEAKER_05: Babe.
31:13
SPEAKER_01: You're not wearing your timepiece.
31:14
SPEAKER_03: I haven't.
31:15
SPEAKER_03: It's a choker, though.
31:16
SPEAKER_03: I haven't.
31:17
SPEAKER_03: I watched Bell piece for like a month.
31:19
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
31:19
SPEAKER_03: Month.
31:20
SPEAKER_01: You're over it.
31:22
SPEAKER_03: I uh taking a break.
31:24
SPEAKER_03: It's a leather band.
31:25
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
31:26
SPEAKER_03: Like thing that so that the band isn't just fully out.
31:29
SPEAKER_03: It broke.
31:30
SPEAKER_03: And so it's just and I've now replaced it three times.
31:33
SPEAKER_03: Whatever.
31:33
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
31:34
SPEAKER_05: We play a game and we will later.
31:35
SPEAKER_05: It's called Contra Punt, and you yeah, it's either like a yes or no for things.
31:39
SPEAKER_05: But um remind me later to say time pieces that you can watch, like swap out the band.
31:47
SPEAKER_05: Oh sit on that.
31:48
SPEAKER_06: You gotta wait on that.
31:49
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
31:50
SPEAKER_03: Okay, but do you know about the Gucci watch where you can swap out the the piece?
31:54
SPEAKER_03: The time piece.
31:56
SPEAKER_06: Oh, like the face or something?
31:58
SPEAKER_03: Like the face of the face, and then the there's like a band around the color, and the the female rabbi at my elementary school had it, and I wanted it so bad.
32:06
SPEAKER_03: Wanted that watch so badly.
32:08
SPEAKER_03: Every day a different color.
32:08
SPEAKER_01: I'm sorry, fiending after the female rabbi's watch.
32:12
SPEAKER_01: That's your gay brew.
32:13
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
32:14
SPEAKER_03: Oh yeah.
32:15
SPEAKER_03: Every day a different color, like uh all colors?
32:18
SPEAKER_03: No, it's like maybe 10.
32:19
SPEAKER_03: Well, that's a lot of colors.
32:20
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
32:20
SPEAKER_03: For me, the swap out it's beautiful.
32:22
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, the swap out band for me is punt, like not cunt.
32:25
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
32:26
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, not the band.
32:27
SPEAKER_05: But I want to be sold.
32:29
SPEAKER_05: On the band?
32:30
SPEAKER_05: Well, maybe it's cool to swap it out.
32:32
SPEAKER_06: I also just saw the length of your nails.
32:34
SPEAKER_06: I'm I'm living because I didn't actually put them on today.
32:36
SPEAKER_05: So yeah, you're gonna be sad about having not done that.
32:40
SPEAKER_01: When you're taking them off, do you do the soak and then pull?
32:44
SPEAKER_05: Uh I I usually rip them off by midnight.
32:48
SPEAKER_05: These will be flying off.
32:49
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, it's a little bit more.
32:49
SPEAKER_05: But sometimes I have to sometimes I have to soak them.
32:52
SPEAKER_05: And that's crazy.
32:53
SPEAKER_05: I've never seen it.
32:54
SPEAKER_05: I've done that before.
32:55
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, you don't we don't live together, believe it or not.
32:57
SPEAKER_02: This is in our house.
32:59
SPEAKER_05: Oh, yeah.
33:00
SPEAKER_05: Sure, it is.
33:01
SPEAKER_05: Sometimes I soak ye.
33:03
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, and then and it's like in a bowl, like for my kitchen.
33:06
SPEAKER_05: How long do you need to soak?
33:08
SPEAKER_05: Five minutes.
33:08
SPEAKER_05: Oh, okay.
33:09
SPEAKER_05: And then they're coming.
33:10
SPEAKER_05: You can do that.
33:10
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, it's fine, but it's still like you don't feel cool.
33:13
SPEAKER_06: With your fingers in a bowl?
33:14
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
33:15
SPEAKER_01: That feels more than milk.
33:18
SPEAKER_01: Maybe that's more complex.
33:20
SPEAKER_03: But would be like can you put them in milk though for real?
33:22
SPEAKER_03: Wouldn't that be kind of like sort of fab?
33:26
SPEAKER_05: Well, that's how they became this white.
33:27
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I assume so much.
33:29
SPEAKER_05: Um, can I pour milk all over my body and face?
33:33
SPEAKER_05: Please.
33:33
SPEAKER_03: Maybe put a little rose petals in the water.
33:35
SPEAKER_03: No, that's beautiful.
33:37
SPEAKER_03: Orange slices.
33:38
SPEAKER_07: Oh my god, she's a little bit.
33:39
SPEAKER_01: Okay, I'm gonna be hungry.
33:41
SPEAKER_01: She loves a milk bad.
33:42
SPEAKER_01: Add an egg and mix it up.
33:44
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
33:44
SPEAKER_01: And then we have a portata.
33:46
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
33:48
SPEAKER_01: Your lips taste just like nail water filthy.
33:55
SPEAKER_05: Oh my god.
33:58
SPEAKER_06: Wait.
33:59
SPEAKER_06: Sangria.
33:59
SPEAKER_06: She made it.
34:01
SPEAKER_06: Your famous cream-based sangria.
34:02
SPEAKER_07: Creamy.
34:03
SPEAKER_01: Everyone wants it.
34:04
SPEAKER_01: My sister Bianca.
34:06
SPEAKER_05: My older sister Bianca.
34:07
SPEAKER_05: Rebecca Bianca.
34:08
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, of course.
34:08
SPEAKER_05: I have two sisters.
34:09
SPEAKER_05: Rebecca and Bianca.
34:10
SPEAKER_05: I call my like Rebecca is Reba, and it's like a accidental nickname that stuck.
34:15
SPEAKER_05: She hates it, but it's fine.
34:16
SPEAKER_05: She's Reba.
34:16
SPEAKER_05: She's Rebe.
34:17
SPEAKER_05: But my oldest sister is Bianca and she loves white sangria, which is a little side eyed to me.
34:21
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, white sangria is weird.
34:23
SPEAKER_05: Pete.
34:24
SPEAKER_05: It's a little, it's pine.
34:25
SPEAKER_01: It's slutty.
34:26
SPEAKER_01: It's slutty.
34:27
SPEAKER_01: Okay, well now it's cine.
34:29
SPEAKER_03: White sangria?
34:33
SPEAKER_03: What's what?
34:33
SPEAKER_03: So it's like peach?
34:34
SPEAKER_03: Are peaches in there?
34:35
SPEAKER_01: It's peach.
34:37
SPEAKER_03: It was a cornucopia.
34:38
SPEAKER_05: Oh, okay.
34:39
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
34:39
SPEAKER_05: Grape.
34:40
SPEAKER_05: Sure.
34:41
SPEAKER_05: But it's like something crazy about being like white sangria.
34:44
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
34:44
SPEAKER_05: That's crazy.
34:46
SPEAKER_05: Unos.
34:46
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
34:47
SPEAKER_05: Interesting.
34:48
SPEAKER_05: You know what I mean?
34:49
SPEAKER_01: Can I get a white sangria and raspberry goatchi salad?
34:54
SPEAKER_05: But like at Unos 100 P.
34:56
SPEAKER_01: I haven't written sangria in years.
34:59
SPEAKER_01: Let's review the tape.
35:02
SPEAKER_01: Hours of hours of.
35:04
SPEAKER_01: Can you see me at UNA's picture for one?
35:06
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, a lawless wooden fucking burn.
35:10
SPEAKER_00: I'm making it back there.
35:13
SPEAKER_06: Aged batch.
35:15
SPEAKER_06: I love that.
35:16
SPEAKER_06: Darone, who are you wearing?
35:17
SPEAKER_06: What is your problem?
35:17
SPEAKER_06: That we're finally back.
35:18
SPEAKER_06: And then we need Lily's problem, but we're going to be.
35:23
SPEAKER_05: We're doing look, look, problem, problem this year this year.
35:26
SPEAKER_03: I'm wearing a Twitter hat.
35:28
SPEAKER_03: Love.
35:29
SPEAKER_01: Vintage Twitter hat.
35:30
SPEAKER_03: Vintage Twitter with the original.
35:32
SPEAKER_05: And have you considered like embroidering X over it like crazy?
35:36
SPEAKER_05: No.
35:36
SPEAKER_05: Okay.
35:37
SPEAKER_05: No.
35:39
SPEAKER_03: And this is a vintage thermal picked up online.
35:45
SPEAKER_03: Love it.
35:46
SPEAKER_03: Love.
35:46
SPEAKER_03: Online Lermal.
35:48
SPEAKER_03: This store called Handbook?
35:50
SPEAKER_03: Ooh.
35:50
SPEAKER_03: Sounds like you're lying.
35:54
SPEAKER_03: It's called Handbook, guys.
35:55
SPEAKER_03: It's called Time Pass.
35:57
SPEAKER_03: Handbook.
35:58
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I wasn't sure if I should have mentioned it.
36:00
SPEAKER_03: I don't want people clawing their way.
36:02
SPEAKER_03: I love it.
36:02
SPEAKER_03: Please gatekeep everything.
36:04
SPEAKER_03: Gatekeeping handbook over here.
36:06
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
36:06
SPEAKER_03: But they have beautiful um vintage pieces and thrashed pieces.
36:12
SPEAKER_03: It's giving true olive.
36:13
SPEAKER_03: No offense to that.
36:14
SPEAKER_01: Well, this is brown.
36:15
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's brown.
36:16
SPEAKER_01: Just to circle back.
36:16
SPEAKER_05: This is giving true olive.
36:18
SPEAKER_01: This is real olive.
36:19
SPEAKER_01: This is like this is like, you know, Paul Newman.
36:22
SPEAKER_01: You're putting it on after.
36:23
SPEAKER_01: That's extra filter.
36:25
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
36:26
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
36:26
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
36:27
SPEAKER_06: It's very army.
36:28
SPEAKER_06: It's very barracks.
36:29
SPEAKER_01: I know how to work you up.
36:31
SPEAKER_03: Oh, cool.
36:34
SPEAKER_03: And then I'm wearing cost.
36:36
SPEAKER_03: Coss.
36:37
SPEAKER_03: Barrel.
36:37
SPEAKER_03: Coss is a I don't know how to answer.
36:40
SPEAKER_03: It's C-O-S.
36:41
SPEAKER_03: It's kind of like.
36:42
SPEAKER_03: Is it the gap?
36:43
SPEAKER_03: It's like a nice.
36:44
SPEAKER_03: It is like the gap.
36:45
SPEAKER_03: It's like Cosmo, because my mom loves getting her older clothes on the game.
36:48
SPEAKER_01: I would say Cos is.
36:50
SPEAKER_01: Wait, what did my friend call it?
36:51
SPEAKER_05: Something's like we need to talk about this.
36:52
SPEAKER_05: What?
36:53
SPEAKER_03: We share photos that are like everything my dad owns, shoes at the top is Kirkland.
37:00
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
37:01
SPEAKER_03: Every time I come home, he goes, Ron, how much do you think for the jeans?
37:05
SPEAKER_03: And I'll be like, I don't know, 14.
37:07
SPEAKER_03: And he goes, six dollars.
37:09
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
37:10
SPEAKER_03: And he goes, It's a beautiful cut.
37:13
SPEAKER_03: Beautiful.
37:13
SPEAKER_03: He goes, You should you should take them.
37:15
SPEAKER_03: Take them.
37:16
SPEAKER_03: Take them off my body.
37:18
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
37:19
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
37:19
SPEAKER_03: And the truth is, yeah, he wears them well, but I'm just like I'm sure actually looks amazing in them.
37:23
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
37:24
SPEAKER_03: Just misgender my dad.
37:27
SPEAKER_05: Your dad is slaying that.
37:30
SPEAKER_05: So he he said his dad is Costco, my mom is BJ's.
37:34
SPEAKER_05: Which we're in the tri-state area, so I said Costco too, but it's like BJ's.
37:37
SPEAKER_01: Oh, so you were lying.
37:38
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
37:38
SPEAKER_01: But wait, isn't Coz?
37:40
SPEAKER_06: I feel like isn't Coz like the parent or like the like the daughter company of something?
37:44
SPEAKER_01: It's like Coz is kind of like curator girl clothes.
37:46
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
37:47
SPEAKER_01: It's like girlfriend clothes, like my girlfriend loves.
37:49
SPEAKER_01: You know, it's like she needs to grab a top for work.
37:51
SPEAKER_01: She's hadn't to cover it.
37:52
SPEAKER_03: And also like randomly, so orthodox.
37:55
SPEAKER_03: Like there are just so many orthodox women in there.
37:57
SPEAKER_01: Well, because it's that, and that's the mix.
37:59
SPEAKER_01: Curator girl, it's orthodox because it's like big bag dresses.
38:03
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
38:04
SPEAKER_03: And bare and overlap.
38:05
SPEAKER_03: It's like elevated basics, and then they have like a couture line where, you know, you can get like a blazer for 500, but then like these jeans I got on sale for 80.
38:13
SPEAKER_03: Love.
38:13
SPEAKER_03: But the cut is barrel.
38:15
SPEAKER_03: I love that.
38:16
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
38:17
SPEAKER_03: Love.
38:17
SPEAKER_03: Because it makes my waist look tiny.
38:19
SPEAKER_03: Love that.
38:20
SPEAKER_03: Um and then I'm wearing it.
38:22
SPEAKER_03: And then I'm wearing Berks.
38:23
SPEAKER_03: Um Love.
38:24
SPEAKER_03: And then I brought a special uh an ocean sock.
38:27
SPEAKER_03: And an ocean sock.
38:28
SPEAKER_03: And then I brought a special thing.
38:32
SPEAKER_03: So this is a tote.
38:33
SPEAKER_03: Yes.
38:33
SPEAKER_03: You were saying it's gorgeous.
38:35
SPEAKER_03: It was made by Monica Lewinsky.
38:37
SPEAKER_03: Yes.
38:38
SPEAKER_03: Made especially for you, it says by Monica Lewinsky.
38:41
SPEAKER_03: And this was is part of her collection, short-lived, year-long collection.
38:43
SPEAKER_05: Wait, like the Monica.
38:45
SPEAKER_05: The Monica.
38:47
SPEAKER_05: Because we made a web series about it.
38:49
SPEAKER_05: About Monica Lewinsky.
38:50
SPEAKER_05: Oh, I know.
38:51
SPEAKER_05: And that is so genius.
38:52
SPEAKER_05: Like it's a good thing.
38:53
SPEAKER_01: Web series were so I mean they were genius.
38:55
SPEAKER_01: Which high watched that.
38:56
SPEAKER_06: Turn back time and lived for that, like before we were even like what what year was that?
39:01
SPEAKER_06: Like 2012?
39:02
SPEAKER_06: 2013?
39:04
SPEAKER_06: 2014.
39:05
SPEAKER_06: 2015.
39:06
SPEAKER_03: We made it in 2014.
39:07
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
39:07
SPEAKER_03: We spent a year making it, released it in 2015, picked up this purse.
39:12
SPEAKER_03: It is a purse.
39:13
SPEAKER_03: It's not a show.
39:14
SPEAKER_03: It's a purse.
39:14
SPEAKER_03: It's reversible.
39:15
SPEAKER_05: You never knew she had a line.
39:17
SPEAKER_03: A year lasted a year.
39:18
SPEAKER_03: Now it's become incredibly hard to find.
39:21
SPEAKER_03: I could imagine.
39:21
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
39:22
SPEAKER_03: But I bought this on eBay or one, I don't know, online for 20 bucks.
39:25
SPEAKER_03: It's so crazy.
39:26
SPEAKER_01: And I feel like when we were shooting it and you bought it, why didn't we like we should have just been picking them up?
39:30
SPEAKER_01: That could have been bought them on.
39:32
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that could have been a narrative art.
39:33
SPEAKER_03: Well, no, it comes.
39:34
SPEAKER_03: We talk about it.
39:34
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, so yeah.
39:36
SPEAKER_05: I bought it.
39:38
SPEAKER_05: I love that series.
39:38
SPEAKER_05: Oh my gosh.
39:39
SPEAKER_05: So crazy.
39:40
SPEAKER_05: I know I'm screaming, I love it.
39:41
SPEAKER_05: I can't remember one thing about it.
39:43
SPEAKER_01: But basically backstory, basically, she made them when she was on trial or post-no, she knit when she was on trial.
39:50
SPEAKER_01: Sorry.
39:50
SPEAKER_01: She made them like when she was trying to like be like a New York City gal, which is like what our web series was kind of about.
39:56
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
39:57
SPEAKER_01: And she was like, and it was like came out at Burt Dorfs and Bendels and And it lasts a year.
40:03
SPEAKER_03: And I yeah, I really like the Yeah.
40:06
SPEAKER_03: She got into like sewing and knitting when she was on trial.
40:09
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
40:09
SPEAKER_03: So in some ways, this is an incredible artifact of it's an incredible, like kind of almost like symptom of uh pain when she was on track of like a horrifying, traumatic, political, hell situation.
40:24
SPEAKER_01: But it's so ahead of its time.
40:26
SPEAKER_01: I feel like it really is.
40:27
SPEAKER_01: It's like amazing.
40:29
SPEAKER_01: All the girls right now, like you know, the funky dime squares girls, they're in something like this.
40:33
SPEAKER_01: But what is it?
40:34
SPEAKER_05: In Baroque.
40:35
SPEAKER_01: It's very also Bodie kind of.
40:37
SPEAKER_01: What is it?
40:37
SPEAKER_05: What is it getting broke?
40:39
SPEAKER_05: Um it's it's beautiful.
40:41
SPEAKER_05: It's like a carpet.
40:42
SPEAKER_05: Wait, broke or baroque is a good uh broke or baroque new segment.
40:47
SPEAKER_03: I don't know if if I was loud and clear about this.
40:50
SPEAKER_05: It's reversible, right?
40:51
SPEAKER_05: No.
40:53
SPEAKER_05: Oh my god, I had over time.
40:55
SPEAKER_05: Wow.
40:56
SPEAKER_05: Okay, to go with like a plaid, like a bridge.
41:01
SPEAKER_05: Oh my god.
41:02
SPEAKER_05: Oh my god, Monica!
41:04
SPEAKER_02: She's playing the game.
41:06
SPEAKER_02: This is incredible.
41:07
SPEAKER_05: Huge question being like, why am I not closing the show for like Monica Lewinsky collection?
41:12
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
41:13
SPEAKER_01: Tracy's not showing it.
41:14
SPEAKER_01: It's really just insane.
41:16
SPEAKER_01: Like every funky designer right now is just is trying to do something like that.
41:20
SPEAKER_05: That's just shot your lookup 30 points.
41:22
SPEAKER_05: With like the plaid out is so good.
41:25
SPEAKER_05: So it's like again, like nose construction.
41:30
SPEAKER_01: Oh, totally.
41:31
SPEAKER_03: But I'd I I want framers.
41:33
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
41:33
SPEAKER_03: I absolutely I don't take this out because I feel very well it's too.
41:36
SPEAKER_03: So you want to frame it?
41:37
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
41:37
SPEAKER_03: You should frame it.
41:38
SPEAKER_03: That would be amazing.
41:39
SPEAKER_03: It's such a so my boyfriend's aunt took a bunch of incredible Polaroids of my.
41:43
SPEAKER_03: So I collected a bunch of magazine covers with Monica on the cover, and she took some Polaroids of the covers, and they're she's an incredible photographer, Eileen Quinlan.
41:52
SPEAKER_03: I want to like frame it with like with the Polaroids around it.
41:56
SPEAKER_03: So the Polaroids are kind of like they're like distressed.
41:59
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, they are distressed.
42:01
SPEAKER_03: Love that.
42:01
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
42:02
SPEAKER_03: Get that in a shadow box quick.
42:04
SPEAKER_03: I know.
42:04
SPEAKER_03: Literally.
42:04
SPEAKER_03: And the good news is my boyfriend is a framer.
42:06
SPEAKER_03: Well, there you go.
42:07
SPEAKER_03: So I can get this in a shadow box.
42:09
SPEAKER_01: That's an in-back dying art.
42:11
SPEAKER_01: Also, you should, if anyone wants to take a fun Google, do the like opening of her bags, like her bag launch, amazing photos.
42:19
SPEAKER_06: Like is Tinsley Mortimer there?
42:20
SPEAKER_06: Like Mortimer.
42:21
SPEAKER_01: It's like her Tinsley Mortimer like at Bendel's, like laughing, smiling, like tons of bags out.
42:28
SPEAKER_01: She's signing bags.
42:29
SPEAKER_05: She's ordering two filthies.
42:31
unknown: Yeah.
42:32
SPEAKER_01: Ellen coming, her best friend is all too.
42:34
SPEAKER_05: Of course, of course.
42:36
SPEAKER_01: This little thing.
42:38
SPEAKER_01: You need to frame this.
42:39
SPEAKER_03: What side would I what side if you were meeting it?
42:42
SPEAKER_06: It's so good I like I like the um I think you gotta go carpet bag with it.
42:46
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
42:46
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
42:46
SPEAKER_05: Even though that's so great.
42:48
SPEAKER_05: It's like utilitarian option.
42:49
SPEAKER_05: It's like femme to mask, like whatever you want.
42:52
SPEAKER_05: Something for everything in there.
42:53
SPEAKER_03: It needs to be this.
42:54
SPEAKER_03: So the label says, the label says made especially for you by Monica.
42:59
SPEAKER_01: TM.
42:59
SPEAKER_01: And then with these little like those kind of things.
43:02
SPEAKER_01: Don't put a black light on it, though.
43:03
SPEAKER_05: What?
43:05
SPEAKER_05: What did you say to me?
43:06
SPEAKER_05: I said don't put a black light on it.
43:08
SPEAKER_05: Bad Monica Lewinsky joke.
43:09
SPEAKER_05: Sorry.
43:10
SPEAKER_05: Don't you dare.
43:12
SPEAKER_06: Maybe Monica will see it.
43:16
SPEAKER_06: Joke.
43:16
SPEAKER_06: Jesus.
43:17
SPEAKER_02: I don't like it.
43:18
SPEAKER_05: Sorry.
43:19
SPEAKER_05: She's already got my bag, but no.
43:22
SPEAKER_05: No.
43:24
SPEAKER_05: You never know.
43:24
SPEAKER_05: That could have really landed.
43:25
SPEAKER_05: We can do a what's in your bag.
43:27
SPEAKER_05: It could have really landed.
43:28
SPEAKER_05: We're just doing a what's in my bag.
43:30
SPEAKER_05: Oh my god.
43:30
SPEAKER_05: Actually, yeah.
43:31
SPEAKER_05: What's in the fucking bag?
43:32
SPEAKER_01: Naughty girl, filthy.
43:34
SPEAKER_05: Um what does the yellow mean?
43:36
unknown: Phone, wallet.
43:37
SPEAKER_03: Who the hell knows?
43:38
SPEAKER_03: It's not the strongest.
43:38
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, we're going to be.
43:39
SPEAKER_03: I know orange is the lightest.
43:40
SPEAKER_05: Are the orange real levels?
43:42
SPEAKER_03: What's the blue?
43:43
SPEAKER_03: The teal?
43:43
SPEAKER_03: The strongest.
43:44
SPEAKER_03: That's the strongest.
43:44
SPEAKER_03: So the Marlboro red of the line.
43:47
SPEAKER_05: I hate American spirits because they take fucking too long.
43:50
SPEAKER_05: I need a lady fair from the fucking You shut down.
43:54
SPEAKER_05: Romeo Michelle.
43:54
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
43:55
SPEAKER_05: Oh, yeah, Jenny Garoflo.
43:57
SPEAKER_05: The Lady Fair.
43:57
SPEAKER_05: I need a Lady Fair.
43:58
SPEAKER_05: The quick burning.
44:00
SPEAKER_03: And also get the spins a little bit when it takes forever.
44:02
SPEAKER_03: Absolutely.
44:03
SPEAKER_03: No, I've been smoking for 10 years, still get the spins.
44:06
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
44:06
SPEAKER_03: Well, that's so simple.
44:07
SPEAKER_06: But I like it here, actually.
44:08
SPEAKER_06: Because like every time I'll I'll smoke like maybe once every like 17 years and I'll like immediately give it a little bit.
44:13
SPEAKER_06: Let's review the date.
44:14
SPEAKER_06: You review it.
44:15
SPEAKER_06: It's like literally like Yeah, actually, it's like burnt.
44:17
SPEAKER_06: Shut the Right.
44:18
SPEAKER_01: If I'm gonna have my occasional, I'm a filthy girl, like I want a Marlboro red to like be like crushing and then maybe be like, I'm so bad.
44:26
SPEAKER_03: And it goes by mass.
44:27
SPEAKER_03: Wow.
44:27
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I need a marble, I'm a marble light.
44:29
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I'm a marble light.
44:30
SPEAKER_01: I need to change it.
44:31
SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna change up my stage.
44:34
SPEAKER_02: Marlboro lights, who knows?
44:37
SPEAKER_02: Puck bunny puck bunny.
44:38
SPEAKER_02: I think it's happening.
44:39
SPEAKER_02: Jesus Christ.
44:40
SPEAKER_02: The Celsius is getting, yeah.
44:42
SPEAKER_03: No, I mean it is something I think about every time I smoke a cigarette.
44:44
SPEAKER_03: I'm like, cool, so I'm 17 years and I'm still spinning.
44:47
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I'm gonna throw up.
44:48
SPEAKER_03: Like I feel awful.
44:50
SPEAKER_03: Cigarettes make me feel awful.
44:52
SPEAKER_03: Smoke a pack a day.
44:53
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
44:54
SPEAKER_05: I took 50 days off from vaping little elf bars.
44:56
SPEAKER_05: Oh, you did?
44:57
SPEAKER_01: You took 50 days off, but you're back.
45:00
SPEAKER_01: I can't decide.
45:03
SPEAKER_05: Be off.
45:04
SPEAKER_05: I know.
45:04
SPEAKER_05: I feel like so.
45:05
SPEAKER_05: I haven't started yet.
45:07
SPEAKER_05: Don't review the tapes.
45:08
SPEAKER_05: Uh I've I don't know.
45:10
SPEAKER_05: I haven't started.
45:11
SPEAKER_05: I haven't bought one.
45:12
SPEAKER_05: Or I bought one and threw it out.
45:14
SPEAKER_05: We're proud of you.
45:14
SPEAKER_05: You know when you buy it and you're like, no!
45:19
SPEAKER_01: That's me with Celsius pouches.
45:21
SPEAKER_01: I like go and I'm like, yo, can I get a few pouches?
45:24
SPEAKER_01: One happy.
45:25
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
45:27
SPEAKER_01: What are you doing in there, nothing?
45:29
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
45:34
SPEAKER_05: Oh, right.
45:35
SPEAKER_05: Big dashes.
45:35
SPEAKER_05: What do you guys think?
45:36
SPEAKER_01: Um, Che, not gonna be in the newest season.
45:39
SPEAKER_03: Who's responsible for that?
45:41
SPEAKER_03: I think Che is responsible for that at the end of the day.
45:44
SPEAKER_03: They had enough.
45:45
SPEAKER_03: They were like, I don't want to be the.
45:48
SPEAKER_03: I'm done being the most hated person on TV.
45:50
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
45:50
SPEAKER_03: I'm done embodying the most poorly written character ever conceived.
45:55
SPEAKER_01: And now everyone just thinks I am Che?
45:58
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
45:58
SPEAKER_01: I'm kind of sad.
46:00
SPEAKER_03: You replace Che?
46:01
SPEAKER_05: Well, oh, I would be casting if I replaced Chevy Genius.
46:06
SPEAKER_05: That'd be genius.
46:06
SPEAKER_05: And they don't like address it at all.
46:11
SPEAKER_03: But they've like age for our lives.
46:14
SPEAKER_03: They've cleaned house time, but they've cleaned house over there a bit.
46:17
SPEAKER_03: They like let Che go, they let another one of the other characters go.
46:20
SPEAKER_03: They let I think I want to say maybe the professor.
46:23
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, Miranda's friends.
46:24
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that storyline was good.
46:27
SPEAKER_03: And it's like, okay, yeah, you don't have Samantha, so you yeah, so yeah, you're gonna need 16 actresses to fill the void.
46:34
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
46:35
SPEAKER_01: Well, just thinking the same, we're like, okay, we're watching her story like with her ex-husband, and it's kind of like you're like, wait, what?
46:42
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, it's like we don't know these characters.
46:43
SPEAKER_06: We don't care about them.
46:44
SPEAKER_06: We don't care about them.
46:45
SPEAKER_06: And you haven't made us care about them.
46:47
SPEAKER_05: But the other day, hold me closer.
46:48
SPEAKER_05: The like Britney uh Elton collab came on the radio in my car.
46:53
SPEAKER_01: Oh wait, so your car reveal.
46:55
SPEAKER_01: My car reveal is I parked behind a hold up.
46:59
SPEAKER_01: We're also like cars.
47:00
SPEAKER_06: We're cars.
47:01
SPEAKER_05: We're cars.
47:01
SPEAKER_01: We all got cars, cars.
47:02
SPEAKER_01: It's car talks.
47:04
SPEAKER_01: This is this is car talks.
47:05
SPEAKER_01: This is car talk now.
47:07
SPEAKER_01: I parked behind a storage wars for no reason.
47:12
SPEAKER_01: A black Mercedes with that beautiful Rhode Island Ocean State plate.
47:17
SPEAKER_01: And I said, this is Gina's.
47:19
SPEAKER_03: It's it's Gina's.
47:20
SPEAKER_03: It's so he.
47:21
SPEAKER_03: Oh, you're the you're a black Mercedes?
47:23
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
47:24
SPEAKER_03: Oh, I saw a white Mercedes and I was like, that's Gina's.
47:26
SPEAKER_03: I would love to.
47:27
SPEAKER_03: She's got two.
47:28
SPEAKER_05: I got two.
47:30
SPEAKER_05: It's on errands.
47:31
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
47:32
SPEAKER_05: It's more like the weekend.
47:33
SPEAKER_05: It's called day to night.
47:34
SPEAKER_05: You should try it.
47:35
SPEAKER_05: Um you should see my fleet.
47:38
SPEAKER_05: No, it's so embarrassing.
47:40
SPEAKER_05: My my like rich uncle Jack, who lives in Florida, had a car that was sitting around and gave it to me.
47:45
SPEAKER_05: So I can't say no to a free car, but it's a 2007.
47:48
SPEAKER_05: It's sports Mercedes.
47:49
SPEAKER_05: It's like it's so sexy.
47:51
SPEAKER_05: It's crazy.
47:52
SPEAKER_05: It's fabulous.
47:52
SPEAKER_05: Are you gonna be able to do it?
47:54
SPEAKER_01: You're like, oh my god, I've been humiliated by it, but maybe it's getting cooler now.
47:57
SPEAKER_03: It's like it's wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
47:59
SPEAKER_03: I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
48:00
SPEAKER_03: Uh sexy free Mercedes.
48:04
SPEAKER_03: And there's mixed.
48:05
SPEAKER_03: And from Florida?
48:06
SPEAKER_04: From Florida.
48:07
SPEAKER_04: I know.
48:07
SPEAKER_04: So it has no photo of it.
48:08
SPEAKER_05: I wasn't sure.
48:09
SPEAKER_05: 2007, I wasn't sure.
48:10
SPEAKER_05: Like it's like too recent that it's not ironic in a cool way.
48:13
SPEAKER_05: So I was like, give it five years, it will be like a it will be liddy.
48:16
SPEAKER_05: But now I was like, ooh, sort of embarrassing.
48:17
SPEAKER_05: Cause like it's the most irrigamic thing I've done.
48:21
SPEAKER_05: The shape of it, let's just say the shape of it is.
48:25
SPEAKER_05: It's round.
48:26
SPEAKER_05: Roundy.
48:26
SPEAKER_05: Oh, it's the troubled round.
48:28
SPEAKER_05: I use it.
48:30
SPEAKER_05: It's a jard of glass as a window.
48:32
SPEAKER_05: There's no like frame to the door.
48:33
SPEAKER_01: That's a little bit.
48:33
SPEAKER_01: It's just so like.
48:34
SPEAKER_05: Will you please pull it up?
48:35
SPEAKER_05: It's cocaine.
48:36
SPEAKER_05: Can we drive it into the studio?
48:37
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
48:38
SPEAKER_05: Pierre, crash it through the set.
48:40
SPEAKER_03: I want to see the car so we can keep talking about its shape.
48:43
SPEAKER_03: Pierre.
48:44
SPEAKER_03: What's what what is it?
48:45
SPEAKER_03: Is it like a give me the like 2007?
48:47
SPEAKER_05: I like S220.
48:49
SPEAKER_05: Are you gonna have to go sell the mechanic over here?
48:52
SPEAKER_05: You're gonna have to go in the glove compartment for me and figure that out.
48:55
SPEAKER_05: But I'm sorry, it's a sports car?
48:56
unknown: Yeah.
48:57
SPEAKER_05: It like wants to be a convertible, but it's not.
48:59
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's like a sedan.
49:00
SPEAKER_05: Is it four-door or two?
49:02
SPEAKER_05: Four, thank God.
49:03
SPEAKER_03: Is it a C300?
49:04
SPEAKER_01: I might pull it up.
49:06
SPEAKER_03: I'm wearing a belly chain.
49:08
SPEAKER_05: I don't know.
49:09
SPEAKER_03: Okay, because there is something so cute, because all the rich girls who I went to high school with were driving 2007.
49:14
SPEAKER_03: Touching.
49:15
SPEAKER_03: We're driving like 2007, like C300s, and it is just the most like.
49:20
SPEAKER_03: Remember this girl that's why I like I thought was so fucking cool, and she would drive her car like this.
49:24
SPEAKER_01: That's cool.
49:24
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
49:25
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
49:26
SPEAKER_01: We all start doing that with our cars.
49:27
SPEAKER_06: We should go with the car.
49:28
SPEAKER_01: You heard it here.
49:29
SPEAKER_01: Drive like this.
49:30
SPEAKER_06: Before we end the like the night, we should all go out by the car and take some like flash photos.
49:34
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, we gotta do that.
49:35
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, yeah.
49:36
SPEAKER_03: A drag race, if we all didn't lack leggings.
49:39
SPEAKER_03: Absolutely put her leg out the window.
49:42
SPEAKER_03: Maybe no, not out the window, but on the thing, like this, and then she would pop, aggressively pop um little mints.
49:49
SPEAKER_03: Little the the lifesaver mints.
49:50
SPEAKER_03: Altoids?
49:51
SPEAKER_03: They're like candies.
49:52
SPEAKER_03: No, the lifesaver's not mintos.
49:55
SPEAKER_03: The lifesaver, the chalky, the chalky life.
49:57
SPEAKER_03: Lifesavers.
49:58
SPEAKER_03: They're like donut shapes.
49:59
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
49:59
SPEAKER_06: I don't know.
50:00
SPEAKER_06: You know what they are?
50:01
SPEAKER_06: Altoids?
50:02
SPEAKER_06: No, they're they're lifesaver mints.
50:04
SPEAKER_06: They're white.
50:04
SPEAKER_05: Oh, I think a pink, like the chalky pinks.
50:07
SPEAKER_06: No, they're they're white.
50:08
SPEAKER_03: You'll know.
50:08
SPEAKER_03: We'll pull them up.
50:09
SPEAKER_03: We'll take the phone.
50:09
SPEAKER_03: They're in an individual package.
50:11
SPEAKER_05: Not to drag my sister Vyaka to hell, but like I did remember she loves to pop like rainbow mentos.
50:17
SPEAKER_01: Rainbows.
50:18
SPEAKER_01: I've never even seen anyone pop rainbow mentos.
50:21
SPEAKER_05: They're the best one in the world.
50:22
SPEAKER_01: She's in her Mercedes.
50:24
SPEAKER_01: Get the hell out of here.
50:25
SPEAKER_01: She's heading to Unos, popping the rainbow mentos.
50:28
SPEAKER_01: She always does.
50:30
SPEAKER_05: If someone needs gum or mint, she's pulling out the rainbow tube.
50:33
SPEAKER_05: It's like, girl, those aren't mints.
50:34
SPEAKER_06: Well, they're not mints, they're candies.
50:36
SPEAKER_03: And they're kind of like a good like stupid.
50:37
SPEAKER_03: This is reminding me of one of my favorite videos that happens to be a video that you made and posted on Twitter of you being like, Mom, Dad, the Hadids are here.
50:47
SPEAKER_06: The Hadids are here.
50:48
SPEAKER_06: Oh my God.
50:50
SPEAKER_06: That is an iconic.
50:51
SPEAKER_06: And you are being like, who?
50:52
SPEAKER_06: They were all like, ha! It's awful.
50:56
SPEAKER_05: And now my grandmother lives like with my parents, so I have a part two planned.
51:01
SPEAKER_05: I can't wait.
51:02
SPEAKER_05: I can tell you about it.
51:02
SPEAKER_05: I don't give a shit.
51:03
SPEAKER_06: I'll never.
51:03
SPEAKER_06: Wait, so what are your problems before?
51:05
SPEAKER_06: Because we should we should probably break and then come back to it.
51:07
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, yeah.
51:07
SPEAKER_06: But what are your problems as fast as possible?
51:09
SPEAKER_06: Okay, Lily, you go first.
51:11
SPEAKER_01: Okay, super fast.
51:11
SPEAKER_01: Coffee shop across from me.
51:13
SPEAKER_01: They're really always trying to be a restaurant.
51:14
SPEAKER_01: They have a chalkboard outside that they came out with this weekend that says burger and beer$28.
51:19
SPEAKER_06: Wait, you live in Ditmas Park.
51:20
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
51:21
SPEAKER_06: I do too.
51:21
SPEAKER_06: Oh, we talked about it.
51:22
SPEAKER_06: No, no, no.
51:22
SPEAKER_06: But is it but is it uh Coffee Mob?
51:24
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
51:25
SPEAKER_03: Coffee Mommy Moby Mommy Moby Mob.
51:27
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
51:28
SPEAKER_03: Coffee Mom would be kind of cute.
51:29
SPEAKER_03: Coffee mom.
51:29
SPEAKER_03: Coffee mom would be a good one.
51:30
SPEAKER_03: That'd be genius.
51:32
SPEAKER_01: They're trying to do so much.
51:32
SPEAKER_01: They're trying to do so much over there.
51:34
SPEAKER_01: It's always a jazz show.
51:35
SPEAKER_01: They're like saying they have a wine tasting.
51:38
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
51:39
SPEAKER_05: Jazz out of every everywhere.
51:40
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
51:41
SPEAKER_01: I don't agree with that, but I went to one of their like nights.
51:47
SPEAKER_01: Nights.
51:47
SPEAKER_01: Because I was like, I mean, I live literally across the street.
51:49
SPEAKER_01: I was like, my girlfriend was like, we just have to go.
51:52
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
51:52
SPEAKER_01: Like hibachi night.
51:53
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
51:53
SPEAKER_01: I wish there was hibachi.
51:55
SPEAKER_01: But then it's like there was too much eye contact.
51:58
SPEAKER_01: Like, I wish it was kind of just like coffee shop and the music was happening.
52:00
SPEAKER_01: You have a drink, but it was like we had to be like oh no.
52:03
SPEAKER_06: The musicians.
52:04
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, like just staring right at them.
52:06
SPEAKER_06: Damn.
52:06
SPEAKER_06: They unfortunately don't know what they're doing.
52:08
SPEAKER_06: They're doing.
52:08
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, which is a little unfortunate because like I I've gotten to know Buck, like the owner.
52:13
SPEAKER_06: He's a cool guy, and it's like cool to see them like grow from like across the street to where they are doing.
52:16
SPEAKER_01: We love a small business.
52:17
SPEAKER_06: But we love we're very, very pro-America small business.
52:20
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
52:21
SPEAKER_01: Expensive coffee in New York.
52:23
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, the most expensive burger, I would say, probably.
52:25
SPEAKER_01: I am addicted to the illegal cocaine.
52:29
SPEAKER_06: That I had to I I had to stop going there.
52:31
SPEAKER_06: I was like, that cold brew will I use it medicine.
52:35
SPEAKER_06: It'll ruin your life.
52:36
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it is so to get things going, not so DMI.
52:39
SPEAKER_01: Oh no, no.
52:40
SPEAKER_01: Oh no, no.
52:41
SPEAKER_01: No, no, no.
52:42
SPEAKER_06: You said sweat or something.
52:43
SPEAKER_01: Okay, it's giving quarter pouch.
52:46
SPEAKER_01: It's giving a full pouch.
52:48
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's giving full pouch.
52:49
SPEAKER_01: You're like, hold it.
52:50
SPEAKER_01: You're like, all I'm gonna do.
52:51
SPEAKER_01: You're like, here we go.
52:52
SPEAKER_01: I'm live awake and I like ride it.
52:54
SPEAKER_01: Like, why can't I fall asleep?
52:55
SPEAKER_01: And it's like, oh, because I had a cool brew at 10.
52:58
SPEAKER_06: This sounds incredible.
52:59
SPEAKER_06: It's the it's wild.
53:00
SPEAKER_06: It's it's mind-altering, body altering.
53:03
SPEAKER_06: It's insane.
53:05
SPEAKER_06: The new breakfast sandwich is kind of amazing.
53:08
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
53:08
SPEAKER_01: The espresso lacquered bacon.
53:10
SPEAKER_06: The lacquered bacon.
53:11
SPEAKER_05: It's like it's called lacquered bacon.
53:14
SPEAKER_06: The espresso, the maple lacquered bacon.
53:16
SPEAKER_06: It's like, can you just say bacon?
53:18
SPEAKER_06: Bacon.
53:19
SPEAKER_01: Do we have to lacquer it?
53:20
SPEAKER_06: Not in dismiss parr.
53:22
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
53:22
SPEAKER_01: Come on.
53:23
SPEAKER_06: No, but we love coffee mop.
53:24
SPEAKER_01: We love coffee mop.
53:25
SPEAKER_01: We raise up lacquer and all this.
53:27
SPEAKER_01: Keep it lacquer.
53:28
SPEAKER_01: It's crazy having to see you there.
53:30
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, see you there.
53:31
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, we'll split a we'll split a corporate.
53:34
SPEAKER_06: Still too much.
53:35
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
53:36
SPEAKER_06: We need to go for research.
53:37
SPEAKER_03: You've been able to go.
53:39
SPEAKER_03: No.
53:40
SPEAKER_03: No, actually.
53:40
SPEAKER_03: We need to go for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
53:42
SPEAKER_03: And lacquer.
53:42
SPEAKER_03: Lacquer, everything.
53:43
SPEAKER_03: If you can't, yeah.
53:44
SPEAKER_03: And Daron, what's your problem?
53:46
SPEAKER_03: Oh, my problem.
53:47
SPEAKER_03: You know what?
53:48
SPEAKER_03: Taylor came up.
53:48
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
53:49
SPEAKER_03: And I'm not gonna go there because I just don't care.
53:52
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
53:52
SPEAKER_03: But uh I have been watching clips from Coachella and the Lana.
53:58
SPEAKER_03: I like Lana Delray and I like her music, but I just think that she is a really bad live performer.
54:08
SPEAKER_03: She is bad.
54:08
SPEAKER_03: And I think she is dragging us all down.
54:11
SPEAKER_03: If we people we if we accept that level of performance, yeah, I think it's bad.
54:18
SPEAKER_01: Well, do you see her big statement about how like her tour manager like left her with no reason for Coachella?
54:25
SPEAKER_03: Yes, that can't possibly be.
54:27
SPEAKER_01: No, I mean yeah, her whole thing is being like, I mean, I love Lana too, but we love Lana.
54:31
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we love Lelay.
54:33
SPEAKER_01: But I watched actually the no doubt stream of the Coachella set.
54:37
SPEAKER_01: Talk about that rock when Stefani, I mean, obviously, but she rocks or what?
54:43
SPEAKER_04: Rocks.
54:44
SPEAKER_04: Rock.
54:45
SPEAKER_01: And it's like, I love her in everything.
54:46
SPEAKER_01: It's cut all the way.
54:48
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, good.
54:48
SPEAKER_01: Like, you know, ska.
54:50
SPEAKER_01: I love her with Blake now being like Christian, but like it was so good to see her back and scarred.
54:55
SPEAKER_03: I had to watch this.
54:56
SPEAKER_03: She knew what we wanted.
54:58
SPEAKER_03: What people wanted.
54:58
SPEAKER_03: Good, good, good because like Spotify doesn't, they keep pumping her fucking souls.
55:03
SPEAKER_03: Some of her soul is kind of fun.
55:05
SPEAKER_01: But they're all like back in their plaid and like rocking the fuck out.
55:08
SPEAKER_01: And like she's crying during Don's Week.
55:12
SPEAKER_03: Is that from this weekend?
55:13
SPEAKER_03: That's what I need this week.
55:15
SPEAKER_03: I need that from Gwen.
55:16
SPEAKER_03: I but just to go back, the performance.
55:18
SPEAKER_03: I mean, so she has that huge, like the the the what do you call it?
55:21
SPEAKER_03: The procession of motorcycles.
55:23
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, right, yeah, yeah.
55:24
SPEAKER_03: And it's like then she comes, she walks on stage and she sits and then she fusses like hey Coachella, what's up?
55:32
SPEAKER_03: And then does a slow walk, silent walk to the other side of the stage, and then sings like uh I don't even know.
55:39
SPEAKER_03: I'm not, I guess obviously not that big of a fan, but it's like sings a song and it's just like the most low energy.
55:44
SPEAKER_03: It's just like the craziest level of like showmanship I've ever seen.
55:47
SPEAKER_03: Like, like and by level, I mean nothing on the floor.
55:50
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, and I saw her.
55:51
SPEAKER_05: You mean Mike's levels from the top of the show?
55:53
SPEAKER_03: From the top of the show myself.
55:54
SPEAKER_03: I saw her live and thought wherever it was in New York, it was like outside of New York.
55:59
SPEAKER_03: And we went, and I remember thinking, okay, this sucks, but it's fun to be here.
56:04
SPEAKER_03: This sucks.
56:04
SPEAKER_03: Um, it's but work.
56:06
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
56:07
SPEAKER_03: Like she was swinging.
56:08
SPEAKER_03: I mean, it just to me felt but I do think the thing that will save her and make her ultimately like legendary in the vein of Britney is that she is, I do think, like kind of dumb.
56:15
SPEAKER_03: Oh, for sure.
56:16
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
56:16
SPEAKER_03: Not no, no, no, that's not what I mean.
56:18
SPEAKER_03: It works for us.
56:19
SPEAKER_03: I don't even think she's dumb.
56:20
SPEAKER_03: I just think that she has this like thing where she thinks she's she means one thing, but actually it means something else entirely.
56:27
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
56:28
SPEAKER_03: Like she's not in control of her meaning, like of her the meanings that she assigns to things.
56:32
SPEAKER_03: But that's a really powerful position to be in as an artist.
56:34
SPEAKER_06: Because it's kind of like just put it out there and see what happens, and like everyone reacts to it in this like very Would you call that failing upward?
56:41
SPEAKER_06: No, I don't think so.
56:42
SPEAKER_06: Because I think she's funny.
56:43
SPEAKER_01: I find sometimes she knows exactly what she's doing.
56:45
SPEAKER_01: It's not a lot of things.
56:45
SPEAKER_01: She's doing like I'm Americana, like trad girl, diet code.
56:50
SPEAKER_03: But in spite of all of that, it's not, she doesn't deliver on that.
56:53
SPEAKER_06: Like I like it's weird.
56:56
SPEAKER_06: Like But this is why I find her to be so interesting.
56:58
SPEAKER_06: Because I actually do feel like she does this, she has this persona project, and then she has the music project, where it's like the music I think is super re is like super cool, and some of the most like fun albums to listen to uh in recent memory, like to put them on and kind of like ride through this like crazy world she makes.
57:15
SPEAKER_01: You're like, yeah, I'm also on the way.
57:17
SPEAKER_01: My room is messy and I'm vaping.
57:19
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, she's so vibe.
57:20
SPEAKER_06: But then also like when she like has the insane tweets or she like is taking photos in like the Waffle House or whatever.
57:26
SPEAKER_06: It's like I that that whole shtick on like I feel like that is a little shticky at the end of the day, where I'm like, I don't mind, I don't need all of that.
57:32
SPEAKER_03: Also her obsession with like it's it's a weird, there's a weird kind of like perversion of like feminism with her where she has this like obsession with like how the culture's trying to erase femininity, yeah.
57:41
SPEAKER_03: Like like this like kind of almost like very like conservative obsession with that.
57:45
SPEAKER_01: Well that's like her trod girl thing, which is kind of like okay, babe, we get it.
57:48
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but things like run me over and like make me a wife and like make me pregnant.
57:54
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
57:54
SPEAKER_03: There's something kind of I love that song.
57:56
SPEAKER_05: Make me pregnant and then run me over.
57:58
SPEAKER_03: Like what?
57:59
SPEAKER_03: Anyway, so I just that's my problem.
58:01
SPEAKER_03: And I'm just like, I love her, I hate her.
58:03
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I it's hard, I am in awe of her, I'm scared of her.
58:07
SPEAKER_06: I thought, but I think that's so.
58:13
SPEAKER_03: It's okay.
58:14
SPEAKER_05: It's okay.
58:15
SPEAKER_05: Do you want to just shoot a diamond?
58:20
SPEAKER_05: Taylor, all of a sudden endorsing her hardcore.
58:22
SPEAKER_05: Like, what was it?
58:24
SPEAKER_05: They have the cool right.
58:25
SPEAKER_05: They have the cool, but at the Grammy, she was a good one.
58:26
SPEAKER_05: Jack O'Shagan office, their producer.
58:31
SPEAKER_05: It's crazy.
58:32
SPEAKER_01: Because Taylor's like, oh, wait, I'm dating like Jason, Kelsey and Allen.
58:37
SPEAKER_01: Like, we're also gonna be like cool.
58:39
SPEAKER_06: Well, she's fucking singing about Florida on her album, Taylor, and it's like Florida.
58:44
SPEAKER_06: I'm yeah, someone else.
58:46
SPEAKER_05: That's how it goes.
58:46
SPEAKER_05: It's like Florida.
58:48
SPEAKER_05: I don't condone violence, but she needs to be hit with a two by four.
58:52
SPEAKER_01: You know, I'm I'm a Swifty.
58:53
SPEAKER_01: Like, I her first album.
58:55
SPEAKER_05: Do you know about a Lieberman?
58:57
SPEAKER_01: Joe Lieberman?
58:58
SPEAKER_05: No, it's a Joe Lieberman.
59:00
SPEAKER_01: Did you vote for Joe Lieberman?
59:01
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
59:03
SPEAKER_05: No, continue, continue.
59:03
SPEAKER_05: I keep interrupting.
59:04
SPEAKER_01: No, just I'm a Swifty, but I'm like, I also right now, like, she also needs to be like stuffed and put away.
59:09
SPEAKER_01: She's stuffed, stuffed, and put away.
59:12
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I think.
59:13
SPEAKER_01: Because like I do want her to go back, as you were saying, her journey moment, like her first album that was just like country, I'm 16.
59:20
SPEAKER_01: Like, let's let's get you back.
59:23
SPEAKER_05: She wears short skirts, I wear cow pants.
59:25
SPEAKER_01: Or you know, reputation, and maybe you know, people hated reputation when it came out.
59:29
SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
59:29
SPEAKER_01: But reputation was amazing.
59:30
SPEAKER_06: Her cool one of her best moments.
59:32
SPEAKER_01: Bad reputation.
59:34
SPEAKER_06: It's like she was trying different shit.
59:36
SPEAKER_06: It was like wild.
59:37
SPEAKER_06: It was a few.
59:37
SPEAKER_01: And everyone now just thinks they need to put out 30 songs.
59:40
SPEAKER_03: Wait, Lily, is the new album.
59:42
SPEAKER_03: You were saying you guys were saying it's a steam, you were saying it's a steamer.
59:45
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
59:45
SPEAKER_03: And that means it's shit.
59:46
SPEAKER_03: It's a steaming pile of shit.
59:48
SPEAKER_03: Shit.
59:48
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
59:48
SPEAKER_03: So is it like if it's a flipping community?
59:50
SPEAKER_03: Is it is it a flop, the album?
59:52
SPEAKER_01: It's a flop.
59:52
SPEAKER_03: Oh, it's a flop.
59:53
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, for the community.
59:54
SPEAKER_03: I'm so happy to be.
59:56
SPEAKER_03: I think a flop is good for her.
59:58
SPEAKER_03: It's so she needs a flop.
1:00:00
SPEAKER_01: It's kind of like when everyone started hating Anne Hathaway for a while.
1:00:03
SPEAKER_01: Right.
1:00:04
SPEAKER_01: And then she came back from it.
1:00:05
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:00:06
SPEAKER_01: She'll come back.
1:00:06
SPEAKER_01: She'll be fine.
1:00:07
SPEAKER_06: Anne Hathaway came back as mother and cuntified.
1:00:09
SPEAKER_06: So and everyone's like, everyone's like, wait a second.
1:00:11
SPEAKER_01: She is a mother, and she'll got a mother check.
1:00:13
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
1:00:14
SPEAKER_06: She's in the mother toilet.
1:00:15
SPEAKER_06: She's chopping the bowl.
1:00:16
SPEAKER_05: Um it's like you gotta wonder, did she do this on purpose?
1:00:20
SPEAKER_05: Like, is she trying to bow out for one second?
1:00:22
SPEAKER_05: Half her a little Ann Half to it.
1:00:23
SPEAKER_05: Taylor, no.
1:00:23
SPEAKER_05: I don't think Taylor.
1:00:24
SPEAKER_05: I think she's clapping an Ann Half away.
1:00:26
SPEAKER_01: We'll see what happens.
1:00:27
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I didn't.
1:00:28
SPEAKER_01: I just think, and even the Swifties, I think people are like, um, we don't need this, is not there's nothing to hold on to.
1:00:34
SPEAKER_06: At the end of the day, it's just the same song 15,000 times.
1:00:36
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I was ready.
1:00:37
SPEAKER_01: I mean, there's some songs definitely I was like grooving to a little, but it is so like you she's carrying so much in it, and she's just being like, you fell asleep like a tattooed golden retreat.
1:00:47
SPEAKER_06: That line, that song, tattooed.
1:00:49
SPEAKER_06: That golden retreat that's the second song on the album, and that's the line, that's the what I posted where it's like we both think Charlie Pooth should be a bigger artist.
1:00:56
SPEAKER_01: And it's like, what the fuck are you talking about?
1:00:58
SPEAKER_01: You left your typewriter at my house.
1:01:00
SPEAKER_01: And honestly, that's what would be funnier if there weren't 30 million other tracks on it.
1:01:05
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you're like, how do I make this about making it?
1:01:07
SPEAKER_01: You're making it like that.
1:01:11
SPEAKER_03: One other thing I just want clarity on.
1:01:13
SPEAKER_03: So there was an album that had like 14 songs on it, and then like seconds later, there was another album that had 400 songs on it.
1:01:19
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:01:20
SPEAKER_01: So Midnight's came out with like last year.
1:01:22
SPEAKER_03: No, no, separately from these two Asias.
1:01:23
SPEAKER_01: Oh, these two, no.
1:01:24
SPEAKER_01: Midnight, literally at midnight, she put out Tortured Poets Department.
1:01:28
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:01:29
SPEAKER_01: And then at 2 a.m., she added 15 more songs to the same album.
1:01:32
SPEAKER_06: So it's a 31 song double album.
1:01:34
SPEAKER_01: She was like surprised.
1:01:35
SPEAKER_05: What's this one called?
1:01:36
SPEAKER_05: The Tortured Poets Department.
1:01:39
SPEAKER_06: Which is very Lana, no?
1:01:40
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
1:01:41
SPEAKER_06: She's a lot of the songs are pointing towards Lana in this way that really makes you realize like whatever Lana is doing is something and it's working.
1:01:49
SPEAKER_06: And then when Taylor tries to do it, it's like, ew, uh, stop.
1:01:53
SPEAKER_06: It's like, that's not good.
1:01:54
SPEAKER_06: No, no, no.
1:01:55
SPEAKER_06: Don't do that.
1:01:58
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
1:01:58
SPEAKER_06: Her like.
1:02:01
SPEAKER_01: If that's when you someone something needs to stop, you're like, Joe Lieberman.
1:02:05
SPEAKER_05: What is the Lieberman thing?
1:02:07
SPEAKER_05: It's uh it's an alt brand to like the Swiffer wet jet.
1:02:10
SPEAKER_05: It's a different kind of mop.
1:02:11
SPEAKER_05: It's called Lieberman.
1:02:12
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:02:12
SPEAKER_05: And I highly recommend.
1:02:14
SPEAKER_01: And is it wiped?
1:02:15
SPEAKER_01: No, it's like it's a wet jet.
1:02:17
SPEAKER_01: It's a wet jet.
1:02:17
SPEAKER_03: I don't know if that's like so some Jew just named a broom after himself.
1:02:21
SPEAKER_02: Sounds like it.
1:02:22
SPEAKER_02: And it works.
1:02:22
SPEAKER_01: How do you care about Bona mops?
1:02:25
SPEAKER_03: What are those?
1:02:25
SPEAKER_01: That's kind of like the Tribeca mom Swiffer.
1:02:28
SPEAKER_05: Oh.
1:02:29
SPEAKER_05: Sam Rhodie.
1:02:30
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
1:02:30
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:02:31
SPEAKER_05: I I I don't know Tri-State.
1:02:34
SPEAKER_01: You're afraid you're like, ooh.
1:02:35
SPEAKER_01: No, Bona's very NYC.
1:02:37
SPEAKER_01: I want to know.
1:02:38
SPEAKER_05: Gina's trying to get more tri-state.
1:02:40
SPEAKER_01: Um I think stick to your Librem in ways.
1:02:43
SPEAKER_01: I don't think stay true.
1:02:45
SPEAKER_01: If it ain't broke.
1:02:48
SPEAKER_05: If it ain't Baroque, yeah.
1:02:49
SPEAKER_01: How late is Lowe's open by here?
1:02:51
SPEAKER_01: Maybe I'll go over by Libra.
1:02:53
SPEAKER_06: No, it's not, unfortunately.
1:02:54
SPEAKER_06: No, it's it closes at nine or ten, depending on the season.
1:02:58
SPEAKER_01: The season.
1:02:59
SPEAKER_06: We should take a break.
1:03:00
SPEAKER_06: No, we'll should take a break.
1:03:01
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, let's take a break.
1:03:01
SPEAKER_06: We'll take a break and we'll come back and we'll play one of our iconic games.
1:03:04
SPEAKER_03: Cool.
1:03:05
SPEAKER_06: At Lowe's.
1:03:12
SPEAKER_06: And we're back.
1:03:14
SPEAKER_04: We are.
1:03:15
SPEAKER_06: Should I change my name to Gina Bitchface?
1:03:17
SPEAKER_06: I thought you were going to change your name to Gina Piranha.
1:03:19
SPEAKER_05: No, they just said that jokingly.
1:03:20
SPEAKER_06: I like Gina Peran.
1:03:22
SPEAKER_06: I kind of like Gina Piranha.
1:03:23
SPEAKER_06: What's Piran like Piranha the like the fish?
1:03:25
SPEAKER_06: But it's good, but it also kind of sounds a little Italian, like somehow.
1:03:29
SPEAKER_03: What about Gina Perone?
1:03:30
SPEAKER_03: Like Avita Perone.
1:03:31
SPEAKER_03: Peron, Gina Perone, like the dictator's wife.
1:03:34
SPEAKER_03: Ava.
1:03:35
SPEAKER_06: Ava.
1:03:36
SPEAKER_01: I'm going to go Piranha Perone.
1:03:38
SPEAKER_01: Gina Peran.
1:03:39
SPEAKER_05: Gina Spamoni.
1:03:40
SPEAKER_05: Gina Perone the Piranha.
1:03:42
SPEAKER_06: Gina Spamoni is like Gina Pizza.
1:03:44
SPEAKER_06: It's like Dina.
1:03:44
SPEAKER_06: Gina Pizza.
1:03:45
SPEAKER_06: There we go.
1:03:46
SPEAKER_06: That's perfect.
1:03:46
SPEAKER_06: That's really to the point.
1:03:48
SPEAKER_06: It's clear.
1:03:49
SPEAKER_01: The Italian American racist right now.
1:03:52
SPEAKER_01: I know.
1:03:53
SPEAKER_01: Oh God.
1:03:54
SPEAKER_03: I'm sorry.
1:03:56
SPEAKER_05: Billy is half and half.
1:03:57
SPEAKER_05: 50-50, right?
1:03:58
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:03:58
SPEAKER_05: Halfway.
1:03:59
SPEAKER_05: Half Irish, half-Tai.
1:04:00
SPEAKER_05: So knowing.
1:04:02
SPEAKER_05: You got it on the city.
1:04:02
SPEAKER_01: It's the iconic New England mix.
1:04:04
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
1:04:04
SPEAKER_01: It's turning.
1:04:05
SPEAKER_05: So icon.
1:04:07
SPEAKER_01: I have this.
1:04:07
SPEAKER_01: I had to go to summer school for algebra because I was so bad at it.
1:04:10
SPEAKER_01: And I had this amazing math teacher, Mr.
1:04:13
SPEAKER_01: Burke, and he was like, oh, you're Irish tonight?
1:04:14
SPEAKER_01: He goes, Gaelic and Gaelic.
1:04:16
SPEAKER_01: Assuming he goes, oh, pasta and potatoes.
1:04:19
SPEAKER_05: Carvalodin.
1:04:20
SPEAKER_05: Gaelic.
1:04:21
SPEAKER_01: Gaelic and Gallic.
1:04:22
SPEAKER_01: Gaelic and Gaelic.
1:04:24
SPEAKER_05: Gaelic and Gaelic.
1:04:25
SPEAKER_03: Hey, Gaelic and Gallic, what's the answer?
1:04:26
SPEAKER_03: Gaelic, Gallic, Gel Gaelic.
1:04:27
SPEAKER_01: Gax equals what?
1:04:29
SPEAKER_01: Gaelic or Gaelic.
1:04:30
SPEAKER_03: Add it to the segment list.
1:04:32
SPEAKER_03: Gina Garlic.
1:04:33
SPEAKER_05: Gina Galax.
1:04:33
SPEAKER_01: Oh, Gina Garlic.
1:04:34
SPEAKER_05: Gina Galaxy's gonna go over well.
1:04:35
SPEAKER_05: Gina Gaelic.
1:04:36
SPEAKER_05: Gina Gaelic.
1:04:37
SPEAKER_01: Gina Gaelic.
1:04:38
SPEAKER_05: Wow.
1:04:38
SPEAKER_05: What about a quick round of counterpunt, really quick?
1:04:40
SPEAKER_05: Okay, we'll do that.
1:04:40
SPEAKER_06: Rapid fire.
1:04:41
SPEAKER_06: Let's do a round of counterpunt.
1:04:42
SPEAKER_06: We'll save these.
1:04:44
SPEAKER_05: These were fun.
1:04:45
SPEAKER_05: These for you guys DIY these?
1:04:47
SPEAKER_05: We did.
1:04:48
SPEAKER_05: And they're gonna get they're gonna get rhinestone, like silver rhinestone question marks because they're cool, but they're they're almost a little too close to Lisa Frank still.
1:04:56
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, we we're in a legal battle with her.
1:04:59
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, we can't talk about it, unfortunately.
1:05:01
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, gag order.
1:05:02
SPEAKER_05: Well, you know when you love rainbow and then you're like, oh, it's Lisa Frank.
1:05:04
SPEAKER_05: Now and I love really Lisa Frank.
1:05:06
SPEAKER_05: Like, bow down.
1:05:07
SPEAKER_05: But a quick round of contrabant.
1:05:08
SPEAKER_05: Kant is, you know, fear is empowering.
1:05:10
SPEAKER_05: Yes, yes, yes.
1:05:11
SPEAKER_05: Cant is like, get it out of here.
1:05:13
SPEAKER_05: But um but um put um spice drops.
1:05:18
SPEAKER_05: What?
1:05:18
SPEAKER_05: Spice drops?
1:05:20
unknown: Yeah.
1:05:21
SPEAKER_05: Like what?
1:05:22
SPEAKER_05: Contrapant.
1:05:23
SPEAKER_05: But what are they?
1:05:23
SPEAKER_05: But what are they?
1:05:24
SPEAKER_05: Gumdrops, but like they're called spice drops.
1:05:26
SPEAKER_05: They're like a little zest year.
1:05:27
SPEAKER_05: Oh, oh, they're like all or gumdrops, if you guys It's a punt for me.
1:05:32
SPEAKER_01: Cunt.
1:05:33
SPEAKER_05: I'm gonna say cunt too.
1:05:34
SPEAKER_05: Cunt.
1:05:34
SPEAKER_06: You think spice drops are cunt?
1:05:36
SPEAKER_01: Mm-hmm.
1:05:36
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:05:37
SPEAKER_06: I don't I just can't even think of spice.
1:05:38
SPEAKER_01: I can't even imagine what.
1:05:40
SPEAKER_01: If you're using a spice drop, you are a cunt.
1:05:42
SPEAKER_01: I'm just like, if you're like, oh, let me drop my famous spice.
1:05:47
SPEAKER_01: I think it back.
1:05:47
SPEAKER_03: Okay, it's cunt.
1:05:48
SPEAKER_01: You're literally my famous, like, whatever soup, and you're putting in drops.
1:05:53
SPEAKER_03: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
1:05:54
SPEAKER_03: It's not that.
1:05:55
SPEAKER_03: It's a it's a literal candy.
1:05:58
SPEAKER_03: Gumrops, but they're called spice drops.
1:06:00
SPEAKER_03: But that's I thought you understood that, and I was like, okay, yeah, the person who is just like spice dropping is cunty.
1:06:07
SPEAKER_05: The name spice drop.
1:06:08
SPEAKER_05: Like incredible.
1:06:10
SPEAKER_01: I still go with what I said.
1:06:12
SPEAKER_01: They're all trust me.
1:06:14
SPEAKER_05: You want like a chordist drug.
1:06:16
SPEAKER_03: The Kaiyan oregano.
1:06:18
SPEAKER_03: Trust me to cut doing spice drops.
1:06:19
SPEAKER_05: Don't gaslight me again.
1:06:21
SPEAKER_05: They exist.
1:06:22
SPEAKER_05: I believe you, and then that you explained what it was.
1:06:24
SPEAKER_05: You don't know what a you've done.
1:06:25
SPEAKER_05: I've never had a spice drop.
1:06:26
SPEAKER_05: No, I do know.
1:06:27
SPEAKER_05: Cunt ahead.
1:06:28
SPEAKER_05: You know what a spice drop is.
1:06:30
SPEAKER_05: Well, what'd you say?
1:06:31
SPEAKER_06: Uh I guess, I guess cunt.
1:06:33
SPEAKER_06: I think cinnamon candy in general is is cunt.
1:06:36
SPEAKER_06: I like the idea of cinnamon candy, but I often won't have it.
1:06:39
SPEAKER_06: Cinnamon candy to me is punt.
1:06:40
SPEAKER_06: You think it's punt?
1:06:41
SPEAKER_06: Cinnamon candy is punt for me, too.
1:06:43
SPEAKER_06: Especially cinnamon.
1:06:44
SPEAKER_05: I'm like, okay, you don't know spice drops.
1:06:46
SPEAKER_05: They're not cities.
1:06:47
SPEAKER_05: I thought I was like.
1:06:48
SPEAKER_05: I should have said gumdrops, but that's just so gumdrops even sounds very like 50s to me.
1:06:54
SPEAKER_03: Gumdrops are punt.
1:06:56
SPEAKER_03: Okay, guys.
1:06:56
SPEAKER_03: Anyone got it?
1:06:57
SPEAKER_03: Gumdrops are.
1:06:59
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, gumdrops are gumdrops are punt.
1:07:01
unknown: Yeah.
1:07:02
SPEAKER_03: Gumdrops are punt.
1:07:03
SPEAKER_01: And I guess cinnamon is punt.
1:07:04
SPEAKER_01: Cinnamon gum.
1:07:06
SPEAKER_01: Even though they tried to make it so sexy, all the ads were always people being like, Yeah, fire.
1:07:10
SPEAKER_05: I grew up in a household where my mom, Deb, would love like she got cinnamon toothpaste.
1:07:14
SPEAKER_00: And it's like, oh, that's sick.
1:07:17
SPEAKER_03: That is sick.
1:07:18
SPEAKER_03: And then you'd pop a piece of gum or whatever, and it's so fucking good.
1:07:21
SPEAKER_03: You just want to like, you can't get enough.
1:07:22
SPEAKER_03: And you have to keep cheap.
1:07:23
SPEAKER_03: I love gum.
1:07:24
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:07:24
SPEAKER_02: I've been that expensive.
1:07:26
SPEAKER_02: Oh, you're bad.
1:07:27
SPEAKER_02: You're so bad.
1:07:30
SPEAKER_02: To say I love gum game.
1:07:33
SPEAKER_02: You're not alone.
1:07:34
SPEAKER_03: Okay, but I've been told.
1:07:35
SPEAKER_03: I'm sorry, I set you up to that.
1:07:37
SPEAKER_06: But it's like I'm being remembering it.
1:07:40
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, it's good.
1:07:40
SPEAKER_06: It's a good thing.
1:07:41
SPEAKER_03: What's good thing is I'm remember there's a mosquito in here.
1:07:43
SPEAKER_03: I I'm remembering popping.
1:07:45
SPEAKER_03: That was a bug I saw.
1:07:48
SPEAKER_03: I remember popping something cinnamony and being like, oh, it's so good.
1:07:51
SPEAKER_03: And like wanting it so bad.
1:07:52
SPEAKER_03: But then it gives nothing.
1:07:54
SPEAKER_03: You don't have good breath after.
1:07:55
SPEAKER_03: It's just yeah.
1:07:57
SPEAKER_06: Imagine smelling someone like blowing cinnamon breath in your face.
1:07:59
SPEAKER_01: Like And you're like, fuck, I've never been horny.
1:08:03
SPEAKER_01: Do I make you horny, baby?
1:08:06
SPEAKER_01: Chewing tons of cinnamon.
1:08:08
SPEAKER_05: Austin Powers, Connor Bunt Con.
1:08:09
SPEAKER_05: I think we're all gonna say Connor Bus.
1:08:10
SPEAKER_05: Oh my god.
1:08:12
SPEAKER_05: We're ready for five.
1:08:13
SPEAKER_05: Austin Powers.
1:08:13
SPEAKER_05: We're ready for five.
1:08:14
SPEAKER_05: I think it's like relevant again.
1:08:15
SPEAKER_05: Five.
1:08:16
SPEAKER_05: Four.
1:08:16
SPEAKER_05: I think we had four, no?
1:08:17
SPEAKER_05: No, just three.
1:08:18
SPEAKER_05: Three.
1:08:19
SPEAKER_06: What was Austin Powers for?
1:08:23
SPEAKER_05: I don't okay.
1:08:24
SPEAKER_05: You're right.
1:08:25
SPEAKER_05: I got no witty comeback for that.
1:08:28
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, there's only three.
1:08:29
SPEAKER_01: You got like so like you were like, um I'm like, you're ugly.
1:08:33
SPEAKER_01: Right.
1:08:34
SPEAKER_05: Like you're poor and ugly.
1:08:37
SPEAKER_05: Gina hits me.
1:08:38
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:08:38
SPEAKER_05: Gina hits me.
1:08:39
SPEAKER_05: 4'11 and 642 pounds.
1:08:42
SPEAKER_05: I want to hit someone.
1:08:43
SPEAKER_05: I love people that hit their friends.
1:08:45
SPEAKER_05: Like, but it's like a problem.
1:08:48
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:08:49
SPEAKER_01: No, I had a friend in middle school who did like hit me a lot.
1:08:51
SPEAKER_05: And I thought that I was like, there's always that one person who like doesn't have to be a good one.
1:08:54
SPEAKER_01: And you're like, damn, why is Nicole hitting me so much?
1:08:57
SPEAKER_05: We went to college with like this like guy who was like a punky bull, like he just like was too cool for school.
1:09:01
SPEAKER_05: Oh yeah, yeah.
1:09:02
SPEAKER_05: This is the guy who cries a ton.
1:09:04
SPEAKER_05: He's like the cool kid who cries immediately, like once he gets like in trouble.
1:09:08
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:09:09
SPEAKER_05: And that's like hit your friends adjacent, I think.
1:09:10
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:09:11
SPEAKER_06: If you're if you're like the kid who's like violent, then like you're definitely a lot.
1:09:14
SPEAKER_06: I love that.
1:09:14
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:09:15
SPEAKER_05: Crystal.
1:09:16
SPEAKER_05: Cunt.
1:09:17
SPEAKER_05: Cunt.
1:09:17
SPEAKER_05: Um red notifications on.
1:09:20
SPEAKER_05: Conservat punt.
1:09:21
SPEAKER_05: Punch.
1:09:23
SPEAKER_05: See, I feel like accountability is like in.
1:09:26
SPEAKER_05: I don't have them on, but you do, and I'm like, I'm loving that.
1:09:29
SPEAKER_05: And Sarah does.
1:09:29
SPEAKER_05: You don't have a mom?
1:09:31
SPEAKER_03: Oh, have a mom.
1:09:32
SPEAKER_03: I don't have a mom either.
1:09:34
SPEAKER_03: He has a mom.
1:09:35
SPEAKER_03: I have a many moms.
1:09:37
SPEAKER_06: Deb.
1:09:37
SPEAKER_06: Deb.
1:09:37
SPEAKER_06: Wait, I'm sorry.
1:09:38
SPEAKER_06: What?
1:09:39
SPEAKER_06: I don't have them on.
1:09:40
SPEAKER_03: Oh, I don't have a mom.
1:09:41
SPEAKER_03: Sorry.
1:09:41
SPEAKER_03: And then I'm not sure what you're doing.
1:09:42
SPEAKER_03: For some reason I don't either.
1:09:43
SPEAKER_06: I need to lay off the pouches, apparently.
1:09:47
SPEAKER_06: I am pouched up.
1:09:48
SPEAKER_06: No, I okay, so I I have I guess I have them on because like they you have to choose to turn them off.
1:09:54
SPEAKER_06: And I was like, I actually don't care to go into the settings and change it.
1:09:57
SPEAKER_06: So I I'm fine, I'm fine with them on.
1:09:59
SPEAKER_01: They used to be the very mom to do that.
1:10:02
SPEAKER_06: He's definitely mom.
1:10:04
SPEAKER_06: Um but I but I also like I don't have time.
1:10:07
SPEAKER_06: I don't have time for people to like not respond to texts.
1:10:10
SPEAKER_01: It's like Wow, say it.
1:10:12
SPEAKER_01: Cunt.
1:10:12
SPEAKER_06: It's like I need the info now.
1:10:14
SPEAKER_01: So like okay, what about this is crazy.
1:10:16
unknown: Picking up the phone.
1:10:17
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, feel free to throw it in the ring.
1:10:18
SPEAKER_01: Pick it up, pick it up.
1:10:20
SPEAKER_01: The old phone.
1:10:21
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:10:22
SPEAKER_01: Call in.
1:10:23
SPEAKER_01: I know.
1:10:23
SPEAKER_01: Everyone's afraid of it now.
1:10:24
SPEAKER_05: It's a little pump for me because I I'm I'm awkward.
1:10:27
SPEAKER_01: You're literally not awkward.
1:10:29
SPEAKER_05: Gina's not awkward.
1:10:30
SPEAKER_05: Yeah's not awkward.
1:10:31
SPEAKER_01: Speakerphone in the Benz.
1:10:33
SPEAKER_06: I love speakerphone.
1:10:35
SPEAKER_06: This girl tears up speakerphone and it's like, I can't hear you.
1:10:38
SPEAKER_05: Guess what?
1:10:39
SPEAKER_05: I'm not referencing the Kardashians.
1:10:40
SPEAKER_05: It's just natural.
1:10:41
SPEAKER_05: Like it's like who I am.
1:10:42
SPEAKER_05: Right.
1:10:42
SPEAKER_03: What's the reference?
1:10:43
SPEAKER_05: They're always on speaker.
1:10:45
SPEAKER_01: So I was like, Court, where are you?
1:10:47
SPEAKER_05: I love a speakerphone.
1:10:48
SPEAKER_05: Court.
1:10:49
SPEAKER_05: I hate a FaceTime.
1:10:50
SPEAKER_01: Gen Z?
1:10:52
unknown: Z?
1:10:52
SPEAKER_01: Gen Z loves Z.
1:10:53
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, they love FaceTime.
1:10:54
SPEAKER_06: Gina can't tell the difference between Z and X.
1:10:57
SPEAKER_06: So she always looks to me to confirm that Gen Z is the young one.
1:11:00
SPEAKER_06: No offense, it's a little hard.
1:11:01
SPEAKER_01: But not a lot.
1:11:03
SPEAKER_01: I feel like Gen Z doesn't actually know what Gen X is.
1:11:06
SPEAKER_01: They have no idea.
1:11:11
SPEAKER_01: Gen X is Janine Garoflo, Tattoos, Coffee Shop.
1:11:14
SPEAKER_06: Which they are referenced.
1:11:15
SPEAKER_06: They're referencing all the time.
1:11:16
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
1:11:17
SPEAKER_06: They they are.
1:11:20
SPEAKER_01: Olivia Rodrigo having the breeders open for Gen X.
1:11:23
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:11:23
SPEAKER_01: Gen X.
1:11:24
SPEAKER_05: I art direct for this producer friend of mine, Mary, get her on the pod, and that she's cuspy like Millennial Gen X.
1:11:29
SPEAKER_05: I'm like, you're Gen X.
1:11:30
SPEAKER_03: What's Cusby, like 42?
1:11:32
SPEAKER_03: Mm-hmm.
1:11:33
SPEAKER_03: Exactly.
1:11:34
SPEAKER_05: Okay.
1:11:35
SPEAKER_05: And she's just like she's a little 80s on email.
1:11:38
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, like also like.
1:11:39
SPEAKER_05: That doesn't make sense because the email wasn't around them, but like just the way her approach is 80s on email, like how she sort of like in like interacts with people.
1:11:46
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:11:46
SPEAKER_01: Like my sister's definitely millennial, but she is Gen X.
1:11:49
SPEAKER_05: 80s on email.
1:11:50
SPEAKER_05: Gia is very Gen X.
1:11:51
SPEAKER_01: She's very Gen X.
1:11:52
SPEAKER_01: Like if you're Cusby, you are Gen X.
1:11:54
SPEAKER_01: Tibetan flag vibe, which is like Any DeFranco, Gen X.
1:11:59
SPEAKER_06: That's the X.
1:11:59
SPEAKER_05: If you're Cusby, you're absolutely Gen X.
1:12:02
SPEAKER_05: Because early millennial, like, forget it.
1:12:04
SPEAKER_05: It was not what Millennial became.
1:12:06
SPEAKER_05: No.
1:12:06
SPEAKER_05: You know, if you're Cusby, you're Gen X.
1:12:08
SPEAKER_05: No offense.
1:12:09
SPEAKER_06: We were on the reason.
1:12:11
SPEAKER_06: I think I I think they're like nunts.
1:12:14
SPEAKER_06: I don't really have an opinion.
1:12:15
SPEAKER_06: I guess the I guess.
1:12:16
SPEAKER_06: You have them on the case.
1:12:16
SPEAKER_06: I guess they're but I don't but I I I mean it feels crazy.
1:12:20
SPEAKER_01: But have you ever been called out by like, let's say your BF or a close friend to be like, damn, I saw you read it.
1:12:25
SPEAKER_06: I don't think anyone's ever called me out on that.
1:12:27
SPEAKER_06: Or called it.
1:12:28
SPEAKER_03: Has anyone ever been like, hey, your read receipts are on?
1:12:30
SPEAKER_03: No.
1:12:31
SPEAKER_03: None of that.
1:12:31
SPEAKER_03: Well, see, that used to be the vibe.
1:12:34
SPEAKER_03: Hey, by the way, your read receipts are on.
1:12:35
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:12:36
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:12:36
SPEAKER_05: That was like what you did.
1:12:37
SPEAKER_05: Absolutely.
1:12:38
SPEAKER_05: And I would assume I would hope and for that to be saying I would hope that.
1:12:44
SPEAKER_05: But now two of my close friends have it on.
1:12:46
SPEAKER_05: And I'm like, okay, wow, is accountability?
1:12:47
SPEAKER_05: Am I crazy?
1:12:48
SPEAKER_05: Is accountability in?
1:12:50
SPEAKER_01: I mean, I love your attitude about it.
1:12:52
SPEAKER_01: It's cool.
1:12:53
SPEAKER_03: It's cool and it's it's open hearted.
1:12:55
SPEAKER_03: But I'm sending like messages that don't I don't expect I'm not all I'm sending messages that I don't expect people to reply to immediately.
1:13:03
SPEAKER_03: Like, hey, I'm making my movie.
1:13:06
SPEAKER_03: Do you want to be in it?
1:13:07
SPEAKER_06: And you don't want you don't need to hear anything about it.
1:13:09
SPEAKER_06: I'm like, oh weird.
1:13:10
SPEAKER_05: I never get Gina never gets that text.
1:13:13
SPEAKER_05: Um, final answer, Contrabunt.
1:13:16
SPEAKER_03: So it to me it's a punt for read receipts.
1:13:18
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:13:19
SPEAKER_05: Punt, punt, punt.
1:13:20
SPEAKER_05: I'm gonna say cunt.
1:13:21
SPEAKER_05: I don't have them on, but I I'm I'm thinking about it.
1:13:24
SPEAKER_01: That'd be cool, I think, if you had them on.
1:13:25
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I think I gotta put them on.
1:13:26
SPEAKER_06: I'll say cunt because I have them on, I guess.
1:13:28
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
1:13:29
SPEAKER_06: Okay, cool.
1:13:30
SPEAKER_01: Oh, I guess we're so afraid.
1:13:31
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:13:32
SPEAKER_05: We're on the same page.
1:13:32
SPEAKER_05: I'm trying to stay focused.
1:13:34
SPEAKER_05: I'm trying to stay focused, but I want to be like, are you guys crest punk or steampunk?
1:13:37
SPEAKER_05: Or are you goth punk or emo?
1:13:39
SPEAKER_05: But we'll we'll table that.
1:13:41
SPEAKER_05: I know, I know, I know.
1:13:42
SPEAKER_05: Why am I manic today?
1:13:43
SPEAKER_05: Oh wait, that's fine.
1:13:44
SPEAKER_05: Are we goth?
1:13:45
SPEAKER_01: Well, you already asked, so we have to answer.
1:13:46
SPEAKER_01: Wait, are we goth?
1:13:47
SPEAKER_05: Are you goth punk or emo?
1:13:48
SPEAKER_05: I think I'm emo.
1:13:51
SPEAKER_05: I think I'm emo.
1:13:52
SPEAKER_05: Emo for sure.
1:13:53
SPEAKER_01: I think you're in drag, I'm goth.
1:13:55
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:13:56
SPEAKER_05: Or is that is it punk?
1:13:58
SPEAKER_01: No, I think you're goth.
1:13:59
SPEAKER_01: I think I'm punk.
1:14:00
SPEAKER_06: I would totally put you punk.
1:14:02
SPEAKER_06: Yeah?
1:14:03
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you're more punk.
1:14:04
SPEAKER_06: Okay.
1:14:05
SPEAKER_06: That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
1:14:06
SPEAKER_06: I know.
1:14:07
SPEAKER_01: I'm like, because already with kind of like Berlin is, I'm not sure.
1:14:12
SPEAKER_01: But you're more emo, because I feel like emo's more makeup.
1:14:15
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, well, yeah, yeah.
1:14:16
SPEAKER_01: And you're a little more house show.
1:14:18
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
1:14:18
SPEAKER_01: Um, and you're a little more like mall.
1:14:21
SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
1:14:21
SPEAKER_03: Angie's giving kind of like, I don't know, goth.
1:14:24
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, goth is like goth is the highest of the excess of goth.
1:14:32
SPEAKER_03: I mean, although you could argue that all of those are excessive.
1:14:36
SPEAKER_03: It's all yeah, everyone's gonna be.
1:14:38
SPEAKER_06: And that's why I connect emo, but I'm not connected to Well, I said emo myself, but I'll take the punk.
1:14:43
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, you should.
1:14:44
SPEAKER_06: That's cooler than I'm never gonna get it.
1:14:47
SPEAKER_01: It's amazing.
1:14:47
SPEAKER_01: It's like no one else ever in your life's gonna be.
1:14:49
SPEAKER_01: Literally, I'm clearly jealous.
1:14:50
SPEAKER_01: I'm like, we'll let you have it.
1:14:52
SPEAKER_01: Take it.
1:14:53
SPEAKER_01: No, take it.
1:14:54
SPEAKER_05: Taking it.
1:14:55
SPEAKER_01: Punk for sure.
1:14:56
SPEAKER_05: I'm gonna say punk.
1:14:57
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:14:57
SPEAKER_01: I'm punk, which I've always been just literally trying to be.
1:15:01
SPEAKER_01: And you're doing it.
1:15:02
SPEAKER_01: And you're doing it.
1:15:03
SPEAKER_05: You've got definitely the coolest one.
1:15:05
SPEAKER_05: So yeah.
1:15:07
SPEAKER_01: Thanks.
1:15:08
SPEAKER_01: I would see like kids, you know, whatever, like the punk shows.
1:15:11
SPEAKER_01: I would go to like my sister's like boyfriend.
1:15:13
SPEAKER_01: And I would, but I like, I don't really have like my I was always felt like I was kind of like tagging along being like, hey, can I come to the dropkick movie show?
1:15:21
SPEAKER_01: Um and then I would see like a screw of like bad boys in their scally caps and like spikes so hot.
1:15:28
SPEAKER_01: And it's like, and I was like, oh wait, like I want like my own like crew, but then I was also like, wait, but I want to be friends with like gay guys.
1:15:37
SPEAKER_06: But I feel like that punk has the gay.
1:15:39
SPEAKER_06: I guess they they all have a lot of overlap.
1:15:41
SPEAKER_06: I feel like goth maybe has like the least amount of like gay overlap, but uh definitely punk and emo.
1:15:46
SPEAKER_06: There's a huge Okay, I came out late in life.
1:15:49
SPEAKER_01: Oh, I think kind of like Goth has the most.
1:15:51
SPEAKER_01: Maybe they're all maybe they're all just completely gay.
1:15:53
SPEAKER_06: They're all gay.
1:15:54
SPEAKER_01: You guys have seen this movie, my favorite movie ever, one of them, Gypsy 83, starring Sarah Roo.
1:15:59
SPEAKER_01: Does anyone remember her?
1:16:00
SPEAKER_01: I know Sarah Roo.
1:16:01
SPEAKER_01: Okay, Sarah Roo, and it's she is like an older goth in her 20s who goes popular?
1:16:06
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
1:16:07
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:16:07
SPEAKER_01: Anyway, they go on a road trip from Ohio and they're both goth.
1:16:10
SPEAKER_01: Her and her gay friend, they're both goth.
1:16:12
SPEAKER_01: It's a road trip movie, and they go to New York to go to Night of a Thousand Steviees to go to the Stevie Night.
1:16:17
SPEAKER_01: And then like this small town goth road trip movie.
1:16:20
SPEAKER_01: It sounds amazing.
1:16:22
SPEAKER_01: Life-defining.
1:16:22
SPEAKER_01: Wow.
1:16:23
SPEAKER_05: We love that.
1:16:24
SPEAKER_05: Definitely, yeah.
1:16:25
SPEAKER_05: Dorinda, what's yours?
1:16:28
SPEAKER_05: I think emo.
1:16:30
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:16:30
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:16:31
SPEAKER_05: Which is beautiful.
1:16:33
SPEAKER_05: Same.
1:16:33
SPEAKER_01: Because you're like journal girl.
1:16:35
SPEAKER_03: Director.
1:16:35
SPEAKER_03: Journal girl.
1:16:36
SPEAKER_03: Are you journal girl?
1:16:37
SPEAKER_03: You journal?
1:16:38
SPEAKER_03: I journal, but I feel like Lily was more kind of like.
1:16:41
SPEAKER_03: More of like the vibe, yeah.
1:16:43
SPEAKER_01: The vibe of journal girl.
1:16:44
SPEAKER_05: We out.
1:16:45
SPEAKER_05: You like how you journal?
1:16:47
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, like independent film.
1:16:49
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:16:49
SPEAKER_01: Coming out of the art house cinema.
1:16:51
SPEAKER_01: Being like, you guys just don't get it.
1:16:54
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah.
1:16:55
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:16:56
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:16:56
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:16:56
SPEAKER_05: Jerome's a little caffeine.
1:16:58
SPEAKER_05: You are a little caffeine.
1:16:59
SPEAKER_05: Indie director.
1:17:00
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:17:00
SPEAKER_05: Caffeine is an aesthetic that I talk about, and it's like scrubbed.
1:17:03
SPEAKER_05: Because you're like Java.
1:17:04
SPEAKER_05: Chunky knit.
1:17:05
SPEAKER_05: It's scrubbed.
1:17:06
SPEAKER_05: It's an aesthetic.
1:17:06
SPEAKER_05: Espresso black coffee.
1:17:08
SPEAKER_05: Scrubbed face.
1:17:09
SPEAKER_05: Messy bun, but gorgeous.
1:17:11
SPEAKER_05: Mmm.
1:17:12
SPEAKER_05: Indie film.
1:17:13
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:17:14
SPEAKER_05: No one knows what it means.
1:17:15
SPEAKER_05: No one knows what it means, but you're a caffeine.
1:17:17
SPEAKER_05: Who else is caffeine?
1:17:17
SPEAKER_05: You're a little caffeine.
1:17:18
SPEAKER_03: Who's a little caffeine?
1:17:20
SPEAKER_05: Um.
1:17:21
SPEAKER_05: Well, I've yet to find them.
1:17:24
SPEAKER_03: You're the first caffeine.
1:17:25
SPEAKER_05: You might be the first caffeine.
1:17:27
SPEAKER_05: It's like.
1:17:28
SPEAKER_03: Caffeine, kind of.
1:17:30
SPEAKER_03: There's something to it that's a little like it's big mug.
1:17:36
SPEAKER_05: It's like.
1:17:37
SPEAKER_01: It's sitting there just with your espresso being like coffee.
1:17:40
SPEAKER_05: Effortless, but like you know you're hot and like scrubby scrubby, like no makeup.
1:17:44
SPEAKER_05: Okay, so it gets too much.
1:17:45
SPEAKER_05: We're all saying 500 different things.
1:17:47
SPEAKER_01: We're like chunking it, it's waffle.
1:17:50
SPEAKER_03: I want to find what caffeine is, but I'm glad that I've got to be a little bit more.
1:17:54
SPEAKER_06: I'll give you a caffeine look.
1:17:55
SPEAKER_06: Okay, well, from this point forward, every guest will we'll we'll make a caffeine board and you're you're on it.
1:18:01
SPEAKER_06: So we're just we're just starting the caffeine, the caffeine.
1:18:04
SPEAKER_03: George, is George on the caffeine board or not at all?
1:18:07
SPEAKER_05: She wishes.
1:18:08
SPEAKER_03: Uh no.
1:18:10
SPEAKER_05: Of course.
1:18:10
SPEAKER_05: George, George's caffeine.
1:18:13
SPEAKER_01: I don't know if George is caffeine.
1:18:14
SPEAKER_01: George is not caffeine.
1:18:15
SPEAKER_01: He wants to be caffeine.
1:18:16
SPEAKER_01: He wants to be.
1:18:17
SPEAKER_01: We all want to be caffeine a little bit.
1:18:18
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we all want to be.
1:18:19
SPEAKER_05: It's like Dove Beauty Bar.
1:18:21
SPEAKER_05: Say Kashmir.
1:18:23
SPEAKER_03: Oh, okay.
1:18:24
SPEAKER_03: Caffeine is a little bit more.
1:18:24
SPEAKER_03: When we said S A P and I was like Sarah Jessica sometimes.
1:18:27
SPEAKER_03: Sarah just goes.
1:18:27
SPEAKER_03: Sarah Jessica?
1:18:29
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, because she'll be like she wants to be caffeine.
1:18:32
SPEAKER_05: She wants to be caffeine.
1:18:33
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:18:33
SPEAKER_01: She's caffeinated.
1:18:34
SPEAKER_01: She is caffeinated.
1:18:38
SPEAKER_03: I want to do crestpunk or um.
1:18:40
SPEAKER_03: The look you gave me.
1:18:41
SPEAKER_03: She gave me a look like, see, it's not bad.
1:18:43
SPEAKER_01: See?
1:18:44
SPEAKER_03: And I'm like, I'm not sure.
1:18:46
SPEAKER_01: Miranda's caffeine.
1:18:48
SPEAKER_01: Can we all agree on that?
1:18:49
SPEAKER_05: Too sinister.
1:18:50
SPEAKER_05: Sinister?
1:18:51
SPEAKER_05: You mean cynical?
1:18:52
SPEAKER_05: Cynical.
1:18:53
SPEAKER_05: I told you, I don't do uh drag because I'm smart.
1:18:56
SPEAKER_03: You know what I mean?
1:18:56
SPEAKER_03: I do think you are one of the smartest people I know, baby.
1:18:58
SPEAKER_03: So shout out to that.
1:19:00
SPEAKER_06: Thank you.
1:19:00
SPEAKER_06: Wait, I want to do crust punk or steampunk.
1:19:02
SPEAKER_06: I actually think that's a fun segment.
1:19:04
SPEAKER_06: We should do that.
1:19:05
SPEAKER_06: Crestpunk or steampunk.
1:19:06
SPEAKER_06: Because unfortunately, I'm steampunk.
1:19:08
SPEAKER_06: I'm crest punk.
1:19:09
SPEAKER_06: I don't want to be steampunk, but I know.
1:19:10
SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, no.
1:19:11
SPEAKER_06: Crestpunk.
1:19:12
SPEAKER_01: Steampunk, crust punk.
1:19:14
SPEAKER_01: I was kidding?
1:19:15
SPEAKER_03: No.
1:19:15
SPEAKER_03: I mean I think that people have to assign it for you.
1:19:18
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:19:19
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
1:19:20
SPEAKER_03: Beautiful.
1:19:21
SPEAKER_05: And that's a little caffeine.
1:19:22
SPEAKER_05: That's like you don't give yourself your own nickname, the little caffeine.
1:19:25
SPEAKER_06: True.
1:19:26
SPEAKER_06: Okay, alright.
1:19:26
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
1:19:26
SPEAKER_06: Okay.
1:19:27
SPEAKER_06: So then then I guess I'm I'm that's again the big problem.
1:19:31
SPEAKER_06: He's definitely steampunk.
1:19:32
SPEAKER_06: You're growing crust.
1:19:33
SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna be honest.
1:19:34
SPEAKER_01: I think we're yeah, you're crust.
1:19:36
SPEAKER_01: I could see.
1:19:36
SPEAKER_01: I think we're you're absolutely grassed.
1:19:38
SPEAKER_06: Right.
1:19:38
SPEAKER_01: You're the most you're getting crust right now.
1:19:40
SPEAKER_06: But it's like you guys don't know my top hat collection.
1:19:42
SPEAKER_06: That's the thing.
1:19:42
SPEAKER_01: It's am I steam?
1:19:44
SPEAKER_01: You're steam.
1:19:44
SPEAKER_06: You the artistry.
1:19:46
SPEAKER_06: The artistry.
1:19:47
SPEAKER_01: You're like already in like a baby crust.
1:19:49
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, you're your baby steam.
1:19:50
SPEAKER_01: And you're getting in your old rotary mobile, like the first Mercedes ever.
1:19:57
SPEAKER_03: And you're crust, for sure.
1:19:59
SPEAKER_01: I'm yeah, I guess.
1:20:00
SPEAKER_06: Well, you're crust.
1:20:03
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I think it's for both crusts.
1:20:04
SPEAKER_01: You're both crust.
1:20:05
SPEAKER_06: Lily, you might be cusp.
1:20:06
SPEAKER_01: Because like, couldn't you see me also with the circular glasses?
1:20:09
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:20:10
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, a little.
1:20:11
SPEAKER_01: You might be late.
1:20:12
SPEAKER_05: Like one click steam.
1:20:13
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:20:13
SPEAKER_03: I would say cross.
1:20:14
SPEAKER_03: But like I'm gonna say cross is shattered, kind of.
1:20:17
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, random on the fucking sidewalk.
1:20:19
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:20:19
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I'm not putting in the money for like you're like in a steampunk world, but you're across.
1:20:24
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, you're yes, yes, exactly.
1:20:25
SPEAKER_06: There you go.
1:20:26
SPEAKER_06: That that works, yeah.
1:20:32
SPEAKER_06: That's your celebrity book.
1:20:34
SPEAKER_06: That's that's your memoir.
1:20:36
SPEAKER_01: Crust punk girl in a steampunk world.
1:20:38
SPEAKER_06: Um the album, like the art for that is like I can see it in my mind, just like the, but it's like dreads and a top hat like a gear.
1:20:46
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
1:20:47
SPEAKER_05: I just like that.
1:20:48
SPEAKER_05: So batch it where like I crushed their steam.
1:20:50
SPEAKER_05: Like, what is going on?
1:20:52
SPEAKER_05: We've we've lost the we've lost the plot.
1:20:54
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah.
1:20:55
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:20:55
SPEAKER_05: Um, should we pivot to paddles?
1:20:57
SPEAKER_05: Sure, but my last contrabunt is um low lather shampoo.
1:21:01
SPEAKER_05: Counterpun.
1:21:02
SPEAKER_05: Um low lather?
1:21:04
SPEAKER_05: Low lather.
1:21:05
SPEAKER_05: Like it's like a no-poo.
1:21:07
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, like a no shampoo.
1:21:08
SPEAKER_05: Oh, a shampoo.
1:21:09
SPEAKER_01: Oh, shampoo, low lather.
1:21:10
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I'm like, am I not?
1:21:11
SPEAKER_03: I'm slurring everything out.
1:21:13
SPEAKER_01: Shampoo is just general shampoo, or are you saying low lather?
1:21:17
SPEAKER_03: Low lather shampoo.
1:21:19
SPEAKER_05: People love it.
1:21:20
SPEAKER_05: It's like it doesn't fucking foam and dry your hair.
1:21:24
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, it's like but it's a punt for me.
1:21:25
SPEAKER_05: It's a punt.
1:21:26
SPEAKER_05: I have curly hair and I shouldn't be like, I should.
1:21:28
SPEAKER_03: When I'm shampooing once every three weeks, really crust.
1:21:32
SPEAKER_05: Your crust is amazing.
1:21:33
SPEAKER_03: It's head and shoulders.
1:21:34
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
1:21:35
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:21:35
SPEAKER_06: As a man, you should be using head and shoulders.
1:21:38
SPEAKER_06: I think that's just like it's if you're gonna shampoo, just if you're gonna shampoo, you gotta get it clean.
1:21:42
SPEAKER_06: Get in there.
1:21:43
SPEAKER_01: Well, also, isn't shampoo, don't you want to be herbalescence's bottom?
1:21:46
unknown: So those.
1:21:47
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:21:47
SPEAKER_05: You know, okay, your caffeine.
1:21:52
SPEAKER_01: Like, what's the point of being like it's in there?
1:21:54
SPEAKER_01: Best part of getting your hair done is them washing it.
1:21:57
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I need to foam it out.
1:21:58
SPEAKER_05: Like, I need it to sudden.
1:22:00
SPEAKER_05: I'm uh I'm like a suave kind of guy.
1:22:02
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:22:02
SPEAKER_05: Suave.
1:22:03
SPEAKER_05: Suave.
1:22:05
SPEAKER_04: No, Pert Plus.
1:22:06
SPEAKER_04: It's like nine and one.
1:22:07
SPEAKER_04: I dislike me.
1:22:08
SPEAKER_04: Purt plus down conditioner, I got the Pert Plus! Yeah, literally.
1:22:15
SPEAKER_04: It's a two-pack deal.
1:22:17
SPEAKER_04: Lieberman is a purpose.
1:22:20
SPEAKER_03: You're actually mopping with the Lieberman.
1:22:21
SPEAKER_03: Old Spice does like body wash and shit, and I find it I can't get absolutely disgusting.
1:22:27
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, no, no, no, no.
1:22:28
SPEAKER_06: I mean, all the Old Spice.
1:22:29
SPEAKER_06: I have a hard time with like male.
1:22:32
SPEAKER_06: Not really.
1:22:33
SPEAKER_06: I I do just because I I don't I I hate like when I when I get BO, it's usually from stress, and it's like that's the worst possible BO I could have.
1:22:41
SPEAKER_01: So you're not sweating from like running, it's just you're sitting out of the street.
1:22:45
SPEAKER_06: I like my natural I like my natural BO.
1:22:47
SPEAKER_06: I think it's great.
1:22:48
SPEAKER_06: But it's like if I but I know I gotta put it on.
1:22:50
SPEAKER_06: Like if I'm at work or whatever, then it's like if I'm gonna have like an onion stench from like fear, like that's not gonna fly for anyone.
1:22:58
SPEAKER_06: So yeah.
1:22:58
SPEAKER_05: So it's I don't really wear deodorant.
1:23:00
SPEAKER_05: I kind of like my BO.
1:23:01
SPEAKER_05: It's like kind of like mild, musky.
1:23:04
SPEAKER_05: I love it.
1:23:05
SPEAKER_03: I would say, yeah.
1:23:06
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:23:06
SPEAKER_03: My boyfriend has amazing B.O.
1:23:08
SPEAKER_03: He smells like peaches.
1:23:09
SPEAKER_03: Wow.
1:23:10
SPEAKER_03: It's really sweet and beautiful, and he does not wear deodorant.
1:23:12
SPEAKER_03: No, it's like beautiful and sweet and peachy.
1:23:14
SPEAKER_03: And my I just feel like I'm like very hairy, so I just have to it's to me deodorant.
1:23:20
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:23:20
SPEAKER_03: And when I have a when I'm on set or doing it or whatever, the deodorant's coming with me.
1:23:24
SPEAKER_06: Well, that's that love.
1:23:25
SPEAKER_06: Have you ever been on a set with someone who won't wear deodorant?
1:23:28
SPEAKER_06: And it's like, that's so rude.
1:23:30
SPEAKER_06: Like if you're in the trenches with someone and like working and sweating and like lifting hauling gear and like up close and personal, like with like equipment, like someone's like trying to like mic you and their pits in your face.
1:23:39
SPEAKER_06: It's like, you gotta.
1:23:40
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, if you're hauling gear, you better be lady speed sticking at.
1:23:43
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, you know what I mean?
1:23:44
SPEAKER_05: You gotta put on something.
1:23:45
SPEAKER_05: Secret.
1:23:46
SPEAKER_05: Yes, yeah, yeah.
1:23:48
SPEAKER_03: Kate always you know, Kate.
1:23:49
SPEAKER_03: Come on.
1:23:50
SPEAKER_03: Kate B's always like the you know, like on the Burland quest to find the natural.
1:23:54
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
1:23:55
SPEAKER_03: And it's like at a certain point, you're just seeing what the frackers use to quote her.
1:23:58
SPEAKER_03: I mean, you don't have to wear it every day, but if like it it's contest.
1:24:02
SPEAKER_01: I'll do it like once a week.
1:24:04
SPEAKER_01: Throw on a clear Gillette.
1:24:05
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:24:06
SPEAKER_01: And then we'll laugh.
1:24:07
SPEAKER_01: It works.
1:24:07
SPEAKER_06: It's like Wow, that's so dad, a clear Gillette.
1:24:10
SPEAKER_06: That's why I bought it.
1:24:10
SPEAKER_06: I was like, this is hot.
1:24:12
SPEAKER_06: That's hot.
1:24:13
SPEAKER_06: I was like, this is hot.
1:24:14
SPEAKER_03: Clear Gillette, okay.
1:24:18
SPEAKER_03: Clear Gillette is is fascinating.
1:24:20
SPEAKER_03: I didn't even know they made it still.
1:24:21
SPEAKER_03: I used to do that.
1:24:22
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:24:22
SPEAKER_00: That was it.
1:24:24
SPEAKER_05: Sometimes sometimes you crank it too much and it's like the gel.
1:24:31
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, and it's like to me, it's a punt.
1:24:36
SPEAKER_05: That stuff.
1:24:37
SPEAKER_05: That's a full punt.
1:24:37
SPEAKER_05: Clear Gillette.
1:24:38
SPEAKER_05: Oh, I said punt.
1:24:40
SPEAKER_05: Clear gelette.
1:24:40
SPEAKER_05: Okay.
1:24:42
SPEAKER_06: So good.
1:24:42
SPEAKER_06: We gotta disagree sometimes.
1:24:44
SPEAKER_06: I'm I'm I I'm confused now.
1:24:45
SPEAKER_06: I don't know.
1:24:46
SPEAKER_00: And I'm getting too lost.
1:24:50
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:24:51
SPEAKER_06: Clear gillette on Lily Cunt.
1:24:53
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, on Lily Cunt.
1:24:54
SPEAKER_06: On Lily Cunt.
1:24:55
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, absolutely.
1:24:56
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
1:24:57
SPEAKER_06: It's like stealing it from my dad's like medicine cabinet.
1:25:01
SPEAKER_00: Oh god.
1:25:02
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:25:03
SPEAKER_00: I'm so punt.
1:25:05
SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
1:25:06
unknown: Mother.
1:25:06
SPEAKER_00: Mother.
1:25:08
SPEAKER_06: Mother's mother.
1:25:10
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
1:25:11
SPEAKER_06: Oh my God.
1:25:12
SPEAKER_06: I guess we can play with your paddles.
1:25:13
SPEAKER_06: Let's play with the paddles.
1:25:16
SPEAKER_01: I know.
1:25:16
SPEAKER_01: Like you guys have been keeping these from us.
1:25:17
SPEAKER_06: Yes, so sorry, me.
1:25:19
SPEAKER_06: These paddles are for the game uh formerly known as Alphabet Supia.
1:25:23
SPEAKER_06: If you've listened to the pod in the past, uh, we are now calling it label whores.
1:25:27
SPEAKER_06: Okay.
1:25:27
SPEAKER_06: Wherein we take a person place thing or idea and assign it a letter from the LGBTQIA plus spectrum.
1:25:36
SPEAKER_06: Okay.
1:25:36
SPEAKER_06: Or Mafia, whatever you want.
1:25:37
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, or the Alphabet Mafia.
1:25:38
SPEAKER_06: So in in the past, we've done like uh Twizzlers.
1:25:41
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
1:25:41
SPEAKER_06: And they were notoriously by.
1:25:43
SPEAKER_06: And then Twizzlers pull and peel.
1:25:44
SPEAKER_06: We're trans.
1:25:45
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
1:25:45
SPEAKER_05: Like, and I'm gonna be annoying and say the first one is like the recent earthquake.
1:25:50
SPEAKER_05: Not to like make it about the earthquake, but like Okay.
1:25:52
SPEAKER_05: Okay, let's do it.
1:25:53
SPEAKER_05: We can do it.
1:25:55
SPEAKER_05: Can you be a hunty and pull my cap?
1:26:02
SPEAKER_05: Wow, thank you.
1:26:02
SPEAKER_05: And I'll take it.
1:26:05
SPEAKER_05: I know this is a hard one.
1:26:07
SPEAKER_06: Okay, I think I actually absolutely know it.
1:26:11
SPEAKER_07: This is hard.
1:26:13
SPEAKER_06: Three to cunt.
1:26:16
SPEAKER_06: Okay, we've got a G, we've got a Q, we've got a G and a plus.
1:26:22
SPEAKER_01: I almost want to learn.
1:26:24
SPEAKER_06: Okay, because I was like, it's a fucking like annoying like a neurodivergent.
1:26:30
SPEAKER_01: Exactly, exactly.
1:26:32
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:26:33
SPEAKER_01: I'm also going to be in like you need to break.
1:26:35
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, yeah.
1:26:36
SPEAKER_06: Like give me all the attention and like let's talk about me.
1:26:38
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, exactly.
1:26:39
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
1:26:40
SPEAKER_03: There's something about the earth in Earthquake that is just very like, or like the earth moving, or like this kind of like that sort of show that like kind of the performance is uh I see it.
1:26:52
SPEAKER_01: It's also kind of like clo it's like kind of like we went to the club.
1:26:55
SPEAKER_06: It's kind of like move I'm gay, like you know what I mean?
1:26:57
SPEAKER_06: Like you're kind of like walking in the crowd.
1:26:58
SPEAKER_06: It's like moving.
1:26:59
SPEAKER_01: It's the walking gay.
1:27:00
SPEAKER_01: They started it.
1:27:01
SPEAKER_05: Well, like I said gay about this one specifically because it made a big splash.
1:27:04
SPEAKER_05: It was a lot, but it was also like okay, you're not gay pejorative.
1:27:09
SPEAKER_03: Literally in the business, it's like okay, it's like gay is no longer considered like diverse.
1:27:12
SPEAKER_03: I'm like, this is kind of a to me.
1:27:13
SPEAKER_05: This specific one was like gay.
1:27:15
SPEAKER_05: Like, yeah, chill out.
1:27:17
SPEAKER_05: I get that, yeah.
1:27:19
SPEAKER_05: It really shook us all, but you know.
1:27:22
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:27:22
SPEAKER_03: There was a lot.
1:27:24
SPEAKER_05: It was a lot, yeah.
1:27:24
SPEAKER_05: It was a lot, but actually not.
1:27:26
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:27:26
SPEAKER_05: So that's why I'm giving it away.
1:27:27
SPEAKER_03: It was me on the oh my god, there's an earthquake, I have to call you right back.
1:27:30
SPEAKER_05: And then you're like, huh.
1:27:32
SPEAKER_05: It was Gina in the can factory.
1:27:37
SPEAKER_03: Like, gay.
1:27:38
SPEAKER_03: Ultimately, the earthquake was gay because as a gay person I experienced it.
1:27:43
SPEAKER_03: The last one.
1:27:49
SPEAKER_05: Yes.
1:27:50
SPEAKER_01: Like loud as I can in your ear.
1:27:52
SPEAKER_05: Directly in your ear.
1:27:53
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:27:53
SPEAKER_05: Okay.
1:27:54
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
1:27:54
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
1:27:55
SPEAKER_06: I love it.
1:27:55
SPEAKER_06: Someone else fucking.
1:27:56
SPEAKER_06: I want to do something like water based.
1:27:58
SPEAKER_06: Like, I want to say a jet ski, but I kind of feel like.
1:28:00
SPEAKER_06: Is that too straight?
1:28:01
SPEAKER_06: Like we can do jet ski.
1:28:03
SPEAKER_06: How about a jet ski?
1:28:03
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
1:28:04
SPEAKER_01: All right.
1:28:05
SPEAKER_01: Oh, it has the dry erasing on the cow.
1:28:07
SPEAKER_01: I can do it with my finger.
1:28:09
SPEAKER_03: You don't want your oils on the paddle.
1:28:10
SPEAKER_03: You can ruin it.
1:28:12
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
1:28:13
SPEAKER_03: Everybody everybody.
1:28:15
SPEAKER_07: I'm gonna ruin the paddle.
1:28:18
SPEAKER_06: Do we all have the same answer?
1:28:19
SPEAKER_06: Maybe we do.
1:28:19
SPEAKER_06: Okay.
1:28:20
SPEAKER_06: Ready, three, I don't know.
1:28:25
SPEAKER_00: Toys in the water!
1:28:28
SPEAKER_05: I was so nervous.
1:28:30
SPEAKER_00: Are they fueled?
1:28:32
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:28:32
SPEAKER_00: Do we have fast enough?
1:28:34
SPEAKER_05: Hop on.
1:28:35
SPEAKER_05: Saddle up.
1:28:36
SPEAKER_06: Oh my god.
1:28:37
SPEAKER_06: No, they're so nervous.
1:28:40
SPEAKER_05: I was so nervous.
1:28:41
SPEAKER_05: I don't know.
1:28:42
SPEAKER_01: I didn't know.
1:28:43
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I think we all know.
1:28:45
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:28:45
SPEAKER_01: Wow.
1:28:46
SPEAKER_05: If you guys have ever wondered and want to just, you know, throw it in the ring, you you're more than welcome to while we think of another one.
1:28:53
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, please.
1:28:54
SPEAKER_05: Think of a topic.
1:28:55
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:28:55
SPEAKER_05: But what we'll think of the next one too.
1:28:57
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
1:28:57
SPEAKER_05: I mean pesto.
1:28:59
SPEAKER_06: Oh, okay.
1:29:00
SPEAKER_06: My eyes roll back.
1:29:01
SPEAKER_06: Wow.
1:29:02
SPEAKER_06: Okay.
1:29:03
SPEAKER_06: That's okay.
1:29:03
SPEAKER_06: This is a good thing.
1:29:04
SPEAKER_06: I don't even know.
1:29:05
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, yeah.
1:29:08
SPEAKER_01: It can go so many ways.
1:29:09
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, it can go so many ways.
1:29:11
SPEAKER_06: I I have one.
1:29:12
SPEAKER_03: No.
1:29:13
SPEAKER_03: I have it.
1:29:14
SPEAKER_03: I think mine is the right one.
1:29:15
SPEAKER_03: I I don't even know what I'm saying.
1:29:16
SPEAKER_05: All right, this is gonna be a be a big debate.
1:29:18
SPEAKER_05: I'm not ready.
1:29:19
SPEAKER_05: Alright, I'm going back to my original, but I don't know if it's true.
1:29:22
SPEAKER_06: Okay.
1:29:23
SPEAKER_06: Okay.
1:29:23
SPEAKER_06: Mine is the only right one.
1:29:24
SPEAKER_06: 321.
1:29:24
SPEAKER_06: 321.
1:29:26
SPEAKER_06: We got an L, we got a B, we got a T and a B.
1:29:30
SPEAKER_06: Spectrum vibes.
1:29:31
unknown: All right.
1:29:32
SPEAKER_06: Go Duran.
1:29:32
SPEAKER_03: I just think famously lesbians are chefs.
1:29:35
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:29:35
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I think I agree.
1:29:36
SPEAKER_03: I wish I could change the answer.
1:29:38
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, pesto is just the most like I don't know.
1:29:42
SPEAKER_03: Just very lesbian.
1:29:42
SPEAKER_03: It's lesbian.
1:29:43
SPEAKER_01: No, it's extremely lesbian.
1:29:45
SPEAKER_01: I said B because I feel like it is like either it could be like a bisexual girl or a man making it for a dinner party, thinking they're about to wow everyone so hard.
1:29:58
SPEAKER_01: Everyone's like, this is good.
1:29:59
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:30:00
SPEAKER_01: But they're like, this is my origin of pesto is lesbian.
1:30:03
SPEAKER_01: No, the or origin of pesto is lesbian.
1:30:05
SPEAKER_01: Oh, I'm so mad I didn't think of that.
1:30:09
SPEAKER_01: And the the the arm work, I think if they're doing modern pestle, yeah.
1:30:13
SPEAKER_01: I'm thinking something about some bisexual man like making it for multiple lovers.
1:30:18
SPEAKER_06: But I yeah, I mean, I I'm there with the B because I feel like it occupies a bisexual space, like as a as a food stuff.
1:30:24
SPEAKER_06: You know what I mean?
1:30:25
SPEAKER_05: Well, I think it's also so straight, so you gotta give it to the bi, you know.
1:30:29
SPEAKER_01: Right, you have to give them a little something.
1:30:31
SPEAKER_05: Something, but it's like everything is gonna be my like next choice.
1:30:34
SPEAKER_05: This isn't correct.
1:30:35
SPEAKER_05: I I panicked, I didn't know.
1:30:37
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, it's like not T.
1:30:38
SPEAKER_03: You know what it is like I think T is closer than B.
1:30:41
SPEAKER_03: You think?
1:30:43
SPEAKER_05: Wow.
1:30:43
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, but straights love pesto night.
1:30:49
SPEAKER_05: Pesto night.
1:30:51
SPEAKER_01: No, because I think it can be if it if it's a pesto night, it's straight.
1:30:55
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:30:56
SPEAKER_01: Oh, that's mean as casually just whipping up a little bit.
1:30:58
SPEAKER_01: She's got it on on locks.
1:31:00
SPEAKER_01: It doesn't have to be a night.
1:31:01
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
1:31:02
SPEAKER_01: I think you're all got it right.
1:31:03
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, but I think like but I think like as a sauce, it's bi.
1:31:06
SPEAKER_01: Yes, as a sauce, it's by because it can actually be like more gorgeous, but can also be so deli.
1:31:10
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:31:10
SPEAKER_01: And just like pesto chicken salad, whole foods, dregs.
1:31:14
SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
1:31:16
SPEAKER_03: There is bisexuality inherent in lesbi in a lesbian, in lesbian identity.
1:31:20
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:31:21
SPEAKER_03: And therefore it's contained within lesbian.
1:31:23
SPEAKER_03: I see.
1:31:24
SPEAKER_05: I'm kind of I'm gay and uh kind of bi and have a huge lesbian.
1:31:27
SPEAKER_01: When's the last time you made pesto?
1:31:29
SPEAKER_05: I've never made it.
1:31:30
SPEAKER_05: Oh my god.
1:31:30
SPEAKER_05: But I could.
1:31:31
SPEAKER_05: I bet you would tear it too.
1:31:32
SPEAKER_05: I could.
1:31:32
SPEAKER_01: I bet you'd tear it down.
1:31:32
SPEAKER_05: I actually can really cook, but I never made it.
1:31:34
SPEAKER_03: What do you think you would do if you had to make a pesto?
1:31:35
SPEAKER_03: What would be your go?
1:31:36
SPEAKER_05: Walnut.
1:31:38
SPEAKER_03: Hell yeah.
1:31:39
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:31:40
SPEAKER_03: I would go walnut too.
1:31:41
SPEAKER_05: You gotta do that.
1:31:43
SPEAKER_05: Um yeah, I'm gay, a little bi and have huge lesbian energy, wouldn't you agree?
1:31:48
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:31:48
SPEAKER_05: And kind of same.
1:31:50
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:31:50
SPEAKER_05: People don't know.
1:31:51
SPEAKER_01: You have big lesbian energy.
1:31:52
SPEAKER_01: Oh, good.
1:31:53
unknown: Thank you.
1:31:54
SPEAKER_01: Good.
1:31:55
SPEAKER_01: Finally.
1:31:57
SPEAKER_01: Wow, yeah.
1:31:57
SPEAKER_06: Thank you.
1:31:58
SPEAKER_01: Pesto night.
1:31:59
SPEAKER_06: Okay, I can go, I can change it to L.
1:32:00
SPEAKER_06: I think I think we we got to do it.
1:32:01
SPEAKER_01: Well, it's kind of like slavery.
1:32:03
SPEAKER_06: We're all kind of agreed.
1:32:03
SPEAKER_06: Is that caffeine or what?
1:32:04
SPEAKER_05: We muddled that.
1:32:08
SPEAKER_05: Being good at something is not caffeine.
1:32:10
SPEAKER_05: Okay.
1:32:10
SPEAKER_05: No, it is.
1:32:11
SPEAKER_05: It is.
1:32:11
SPEAKER_05: It is.
1:32:12
SPEAKER_05: You're caffeine.
1:32:12
SPEAKER_05: You're caffeine.
1:32:13
SPEAKER_05: You're half caffeine.
1:32:14
SPEAKER_01: Anthony made pesto on queer eye.
1:32:17
SPEAKER_05: And he used like avocado or something.
1:32:18
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and it's like that's why no one wrote G.
1:32:20
SPEAKER_03: That's hit her with the two by four.
1:32:22
SPEAKER_03: Also, Max has this, Wittert has this whole thing of he's like gay, gay men can't really aren't great.
1:32:27
SPEAKER_03: Like, they have bars, but they don't have restaurants because there's something inherently kind of like you know like they're I forget his whole theory.
1:32:33
SPEAKER_03: We have him on.
1:32:33
SPEAKER_03: But that makes sense.
1:32:34
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, yeah.
1:32:34
SPEAKER_06: No, we do need to have Max on.
1:32:36
SPEAKER_03: Uh, we definitely do.
1:32:37
SPEAKER_03: Okay, I have one.
1:32:38
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
1:32:38
SPEAKER_05: Tic-Tacs.
1:32:39
SPEAKER_05: Ooh.
1:32:40
SPEAKER_06: Have we never done Tic Tacs?
1:32:41
SPEAKER_06: No, we have.
1:32:42
SPEAKER_06: Wow.
1:32:44
SPEAKER_05: Well, it's like, do you are you gonna say what color in a way?
1:32:48
SPEAKER_05: Oh, it kind of changes.
1:32:49
SPEAKER_05: That's really important.
1:32:50
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:32:52
SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna say white because that's I already thought you were gonna say orange.
1:32:55
SPEAKER_03: I was gonna say orange, and then I was too different.
1:32:57
SPEAKER_03: But I'm glad you went with OG.
1:32:59
SPEAKER_03: I have my answer.
1:33:00
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
1:33:01
SPEAKER_06: I have my answer.
1:33:02
SPEAKER_06: I have my answer too.
1:33:03
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
1:33:03
SPEAKER_05: Gina?
1:33:04
SPEAKER_05: I don't think Gina has it today.
1:33:07
SPEAKER_05: Just go with your gut.
1:33:09
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:33:09
SPEAKER_05: It's you have a gut.
1:33:10
SPEAKER_05: My gut is gone.
1:33:12
SPEAKER_05: My gut is in my brain.
1:33:15
SPEAKER_05: This is lazy.
1:33:15
SPEAKER_05: I don't know.
1:33:16
SPEAKER_05: Okay.
1:33:18
SPEAKER_05: Okay.
1:33:19
SPEAKER_05: Heaven.
1:33:20
SPEAKER_05: Okay.
1:33:20
SPEAKER_05: Cheers.
1:33:21
SPEAKER_05: Cheers.
1:33:21
SPEAKER_05: Okay.
1:33:22
SPEAKER_03: So my T is I'm like, my dad was very like mints and Tic-Tacs, and I just feel like he's kind of like trans.
1:33:30
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:33:31
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:33:31
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
1:33:32
SPEAKER_01: I say G because it's like it's so 90s gay guy on rollerblades.
1:33:36
SPEAKER_01: They are very 90s.
1:33:37
SPEAKER_01: They're 90s.
1:33:38
SPEAKER_01: Shoot some Tic Tacs down.
1:33:40
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
1:33:40
SPEAKER_01: Also, it feels very like gay club or to like lace some TikToks with G or something like that.
1:33:46
SPEAKER_05: The shoot back.
1:33:48
SPEAKER_03: So gay.
1:33:49
SPEAKER_03: But I feel like I can picture like trans people or like, you know, trans men being so just like having that same association and then adopting the like language.
1:33:59
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, maybe I'm taking it back and I'm making it 90s.
1:34:02
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:34:02
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:34:03
SPEAKER_03: I hear you're very good.
1:34:05
SPEAKER_03: The memory of malehood or maleness is that 1996 based on drink tax.
1:34:10
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:34:10
SPEAKER_06: I feel like I'm I'm like I'm stumbling down that path too with I, but that's that's more well.
1:34:16
SPEAKER_05: I want to say OGY, yeah, we're pretending their pills.
1:34:20
SPEAKER_05: And that's gay.
1:34:22
SPEAKER_01: And when I had them, and maybe the tea as a kid, I felt like I was an adult doing the type tax.
1:34:30
SPEAKER_01: I was like, oh yeah, this is a businessman's and it's like this is candy.
1:34:39
SPEAKER_07: And that's gay.
1:34:39
SPEAKER_05: If I had to say a person next to I was gonna say Jude Law.
1:34:45
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, that's better than Jude.
1:34:57
SPEAKER_05: Obvious.
1:34:58
SPEAKER_05: We have LGBT.
1:34:59
SPEAKER_05: I'm obvious.
1:35:01
SPEAKER_01: She's an LGBT's.
1:35:03
SPEAKER_01: She's the fool.
1:35:04
SPEAKER_05: She is the alphabet mafia.
1:35:07
SPEAKER_01: Like to me is ultimately kind of like lady like transition.
1:35:10
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
1:35:11
SPEAKER_01: She's so late in life.
1:35:14
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:35:14
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, then she's so late in life too.
1:35:20
SPEAKER_01: As the plus, yeah.
1:35:21
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:35:21
SPEAKER_01: I'm plus.
1:35:22
SPEAKER_03: But like performatively.
1:35:23
SPEAKER_03: Denial, denial, denial until until the grave.
1:35:26
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:35:26
SPEAKER_05: Performatively plus.
1:35:28
SPEAKER_03: What's her deal?
1:35:29
SPEAKER_03: She's married to a man?
1:35:30
SPEAKER_03: Whether or divorce or not.
1:35:32
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, things are changing.
1:35:33
SPEAKER_05: So she's single mama.
1:35:35
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:35:36
SPEAKER_05: I love it.
1:35:36
SPEAKER_05: Single mama.
1:35:39
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I mean, also I'm like, She is a spectrum.
1:35:41
SPEAKER_01: I feel like I'm like, are you in love with Jenna Bush?
1:35:43
SPEAKER_06: Well that a little bit.
1:35:43
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
1:35:44
SPEAKER_01: Let's talk about that.
1:35:45
SPEAKER_06: But then I also feel like her like the role she plays is kind of just sort of gay.
1:35:50
SPEAKER_01: It's like you're like, this is gay.
1:35:52
SPEAKER_06: You're like, this is fucking gay.
1:35:53
SPEAKER_06: You're like a like a Pajorda?
1:35:57
SPEAKER_06: B B level host?
1:35:59
SPEAKER_06: Like You should have her on.
1:36:01
SPEAKER_01: Talk about having her on.
1:36:03
SPEAKER_03: I would go to G if I could.
1:36:04
SPEAKER_01: She's an amazing.
1:36:05
SPEAKER_01: She is B level because it's so early in the morning, but she's also genius.
1:36:10
SPEAKER_01: She is amazing.
1:36:10
SPEAKER_03: We love Hoda.
1:36:11
SPEAKER_03: I mean, yeah.
1:36:11
SPEAKER_05: Should I get a Hoda tattoo?
1:36:13
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:36:14
SPEAKER_03: On your face.
1:36:14
SPEAKER_03: I'm like Hoda and Yoda.
1:36:16
SPEAKER_03: Her name or her face or what?
1:36:18
SPEAKER_05: Illustration portrait.
1:36:20
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:36:20
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:36:21
SPEAKER_05: Face.
1:36:21
unknown: Perfect.
1:36:22
SPEAKER_03: And name.
1:36:22
SPEAKER_03: Twin Towers.
1:36:23
SPEAKER_03: That's perfect.
1:36:24
SPEAKER_03: Twin Towers.
1:36:24
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
1:36:25
SPEAKER_03: Hoda in the Twin Towers.
1:36:28
SPEAKER_03: Hoda.
1:36:29
SPEAKER_03: Hoda J in the Twin Towers.
1:36:33
SPEAKER_05: Got Lily.
1:36:36
SPEAKER_05: Wow.
1:36:37
SPEAKER_05: Wow.
1:36:38
SPEAKER_01: That's I'm getting that tomorrow.
1:36:39
SPEAKER_05: Which I give a C for caffeine.
1:36:43
SPEAKER_05: I know it's not caffeine.
1:36:45
SPEAKER_05: No one can ever figure out caffeine.
1:36:46
SPEAKER_05: We'll never know.
1:36:47
SPEAKER_05: We'll never know.
1:36:47
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:36:48
SPEAKER_05: Did you all have New Year's Rezzies?
1:36:50
SPEAKER_05: No.
1:36:50
SPEAKER_05: Those are those are pine.
1:36:51
SPEAKER_05: So pine.
1:36:53
SPEAKER_05: But mine.
1:36:54
SPEAKER_05: But mine, but mine would be.
1:36:55
SPEAKER_01: But yours are good.
1:36:56
SPEAKER_01: So the tan, what's the tan update?
1:36:59
SPEAKER_06: I got a little sunburnt in Mexico, and then this is what happened.
1:37:02
SPEAKER_06: This is me.
1:37:03
SPEAKER_06: This is me a little sunburnt.
1:37:04
SPEAKER_06: Bad.
1:37:05
SPEAKER_05: Oh, your filthy.
1:37:07
SPEAKER_05: Make it filthy.
1:37:08
SPEAKER_05: We need a round of filties after this.
1:37:10
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I love that.
1:37:11
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:37:11
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:37:12
SPEAKER_03: Let's do it.
1:37:12
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:37:13
SPEAKER_03: You can, yeah.
1:37:14
SPEAKER_03: Your skin is looking absolutely incredible.
1:37:15
SPEAKER_03: I said off camera, I want to suck your cheek, please.
1:37:19
SPEAKER_06: They're open for business.
1:37:20
SPEAKER_03: Let's like I want to like latch on to a part of it that like it's not meant to be latched onto.
1:37:25
SPEAKER_03: So it wasn't meant sexually.
1:37:26
SPEAKER_03: No, yeah, I can't.
1:37:27
SPEAKER_03: Scary and strange.
1:37:28
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
1:37:28
SPEAKER_03: I want to like go on it.
1:37:29
SPEAKER_03: Like, yeah.
1:37:30
SPEAKER_01: I feel like both of you guys tan naturally.
1:37:33
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:37:33
SPEAKER_05: I yeah.
1:37:34
SPEAKER_05: I'm Olive, obvious.
1:37:35
SPEAKER_05: But I do hit the beds like with the Gaelic and Gaelic, you got the gay.
1:37:38
SPEAKER_05: So I'm always stripped.
1:37:39
SPEAKER_01: I think I'm like, oh, I I think the Gallic wins over.
1:37:42
SPEAKER_01: And I like head to the beach, bird to the crisp.
1:37:45
SPEAKER_01: I'm Ted Kennedy every summer.
1:37:48
SPEAKER_05: You're air fried.
1:37:49
SPEAKER_01: Not in the winter, but you're air fried.
1:37:52
SPEAKER_01: Every day.
1:37:52
SPEAKER_05: Panko breaded, air fried.
1:37:55
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I'm doing the flour, then put me in the egg.
1:37:58
SPEAKER_01: Egg battered.
1:37:59
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:38:00
SPEAKER_01: Um, no, in the summer, I'm doing it every day.
1:38:02
SPEAKER_03: From 10 to 1.
1:38:03
SPEAKER_03: It doesn't matter what.
1:38:04
SPEAKER_03: It could be the grayest day, the cloudest day.
1:38:06
SPEAKER_01: I should be doing it.
1:38:07
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
1:38:07
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:38:07
SPEAKER_03: And they say that you actually should be wearing sunscreen if you're sitting in front of a computer.
1:38:11
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god, forget it.
1:38:13
SPEAKER_01: You're gonna freak out with double clicker.
1:38:15
SPEAKER_01: My idol recently disavowed sunscreen.
1:38:18
SPEAKER_06: Who's your idol?
1:38:19
SPEAKER_01: Kristen Cavalleri.
1:38:21
SPEAKER_06: What?
1:38:22
SPEAKER_06: What's she selling?
1:38:23
SPEAKER_06: What lotion is she selling as an alternative?
1:38:25
SPEAKER_06: No, no, no.
1:38:26
SPEAKER_06: No, I get it.
1:38:26
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
1:38:27
SPEAKER_06: Laguna.
1:38:28
SPEAKER_01: Laguna.
1:38:28
SPEAKER_01: And she's just like, what?
1:38:30
SPEAKER_01: Like, sorry.
1:38:30
SPEAKER_01: And she has a doctor on her podcast.
1:38:33
SPEAKER_01: You can go to the show.
1:38:34
SPEAKER_01: We should have a doctor on this podcast.
1:38:36
SPEAKER_01: And the doctor just being like, hey man, we've been living in the sun for centuries.
1:38:41
SPEAKER_01: So why in the past hundred years we started using sunscreen?
1:38:44
SPEAKER_01: And she's like, Wow.
1:38:48
SPEAKER_03: So many fragments of responses to that.
1:38:50
SPEAKER_03: But it's like first.
1:38:51
SPEAKER_03: Okay, so like what does what does every adult have?
1:38:54
SPEAKER_06: Skin cancer.
1:38:55
SPEAKER_01: No, it's just somebody because it's the most proven thing.
1:38:58
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:38:59
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:38:59
SPEAKER_01: And she is just like some like actually insanely burnt looking.
1:39:04
SPEAKER_01: Right?
1:39:05
SPEAKER_01: We all have it?
1:39:05
SPEAKER_05: I'm like, Mel Enoma.
1:39:09
SPEAKER_01: Is there a dry?
1:39:09
SPEAKER_01: There has to be a drug.
1:39:10
SPEAKER_05: I'm sure.
1:39:10
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah.
1:39:11
SPEAKER_05: Consider it stolen.
1:39:12
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:39:15
SPEAKER_05: I know.
1:39:15
SPEAKER_05: I'm like, dropping out of the comma because my course it is really.
1:39:18
SPEAKER_01: Okay, my mid-year resolution is to wear sunscreen every day.
1:39:21
SPEAKER_05: That's a good one.
1:39:22
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:39:23
SPEAKER_05: Not in front of a computer screen, though.
1:39:25
SPEAKER_05: Enough is enough.
1:39:25
SPEAKER_01: Enough is enough.
1:39:26
SPEAKER_01: I'm saying you need like enough.
1:39:29
SPEAKER_03: I need to get back to meditating.
1:39:33
SPEAKER_00: That's caffeine.
1:39:35
SPEAKER_03: That's caffeine.
1:39:36
SPEAKER_03: Okay, now you're bragging.
1:39:38
SPEAKER_03: You're meditating.
1:39:39
SPEAKER_03: You've already had it.
1:39:41
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:39:41
SPEAKER_03: Meditating.
1:39:42
SPEAKER_03: I'm not gonna pretend like necessarily, but needing to get back to it.
1:39:45
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:39:47
SPEAKER_03: It's brushing your teeth.
1:39:49
SPEAKER_05: But also pretending that you meditate or or need to get back to it is ca caffeine.
1:39:53
SPEAKER_05: Pretending that I'm meditate.
1:39:55
SPEAKER_05: Maybe no, not you, but like there is a performance.
1:40:01
SPEAKER_03: Yes, of course.
1:40:02
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:40:02
SPEAKER_03: Um meditation.
1:40:04
SPEAKER_03: We need to put out a book.
1:40:06
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, like this is my resolution is to go live more.
1:40:08
SPEAKER_01: We're editors all of a sudden.
1:40:09
SPEAKER_01: Like, I'm getting we're getting percentages.
1:40:11
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:40:12
SPEAKER_06: No, no, yeah.
1:40:12
SPEAKER_01: This is all part of like deep theory class right now.
1:40:16
SPEAKER_05: I'm obsessed with this nine-hour episode.
1:40:18
SPEAKER_05: It's like Play-Doh over here.
1:40:20
SPEAKER_05: This is a great episode.
1:40:21
SPEAKER_05: No, no, we always go super long.
1:40:22
SPEAKER_05: We always have such a great time.
1:40:24
SPEAKER_05: We go until like the circulation cuts off, and it might be time.
1:40:27
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:40:29
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
1:40:29
SPEAKER_00: We'll get T minus.
1:40:30
SPEAKER_05: T minus.
1:40:30
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:40:31
SPEAKER_05: Up in here.
1:40:32
SPEAKER_05: Do you?
1:40:32
SPEAKER_05: No.
1:40:32
SPEAKER_05: I can't wait.
1:40:33
SPEAKER_01: I can't wait until you fully pass out, and it's like, you're like, you're like, it'll be a while.
1:40:38
SPEAKER_01: And then we're like her laugh at all.
1:40:40
SPEAKER_06: Alright, so should we do any any final cunty thoughts?
1:40:42
SPEAKER_06: Uh, which is the segment that we said we end the podcast on that we never have anything to say.
1:40:46
SPEAKER_03: Wait, have the people seen the like have they seen the silhouette?
1:40:48
SPEAKER_03: Have they got it?
1:40:49
SPEAKER_03: So the full what the look?
1:40:50
SPEAKER_03: The look.
1:40:52
SPEAKER_05: Unbelievable.
1:40:54
SPEAKER_05: I'm learning quickly that these are not sitting down pants.
1:40:56
SPEAKER_01: Because they're like learning quickly.
1:40:58
SPEAKER_04: I could have told you that hours, hours ago.
1:41:01
SPEAKER_01: You're like, this might be a crazy thing to say.
1:41:03
SPEAKER_03: I'm completely obsessed with how the belt and the pant is sitting in front of the of your waist.
1:41:08
SPEAKER_03: Thank you so much.
1:41:09
SPEAKER_03: Which is so mother to me.
1:41:11
SPEAKER_03: Literally mother mom.
1:41:13
SPEAKER_03: Unbelievable.
1:41:14
SPEAKER_01: Wow.
1:41:15
SPEAKER_01: The ass is amazing.
1:41:16
SPEAKER_01: Look at that.
1:41:17
SPEAKER_01: Jesus Christ.
1:41:17
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, get in there.
1:41:18
SPEAKER_06: Asking someone to take my photo.
1:41:21
SPEAKER_03: Give me that again, Andrew.
1:41:24
SPEAKER_06: He wants the ass.
1:41:25
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:41:25
SPEAKER_03: But you can look over.
1:41:27
SPEAKER_06: Look back at it.
1:41:29
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:41:31
SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, with the one earring.
1:41:35
SPEAKER_06: Wow.
1:41:36
SPEAKER_06: I got it.
1:41:39
SPEAKER_01: And seeing multiple, I'm saying, I mean, this might be truly like after, you know, being honored to see multiple of your looks, like this feels like this one is number one almost.
1:41:49
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:41:51
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:41:52
SPEAKER_01: Final county thoughts.
1:41:53
SPEAKER_01: Um, it's so hard.
1:41:55
SPEAKER_01: I'm in such a space of joy right now.
1:41:57
SPEAKER_01: I love that.
1:41:57
SPEAKER_05: You know, you know, honestly, it's the worst question because everyone is always like, myself including all is always like eyes roll back vibes.
1:42:06
SPEAKER_05: But I'm gonna say spice drops are coming back.
1:42:08
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I think spice drops, I'm ready to, I'm addicted to Celsius packets now, I guess.
1:42:14
SPEAKER_00: We gotcha, we hooked up.
1:42:16
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
1:42:16
SPEAKER_01: And I used to be like anti, like I see people drink Celsius.
1:42:20
SPEAKER_01: I'm like, I'm not like that.
1:42:22
SPEAKER_05: You're half pouching from here on out.
1:42:23
SPEAKER_05: Uh on that note, well, do you all want to plug anything?
1:42:26
SPEAKER_01: Um, I'm like my live podcast show at Bowery Ballroom, June 5th.
1:42:32
SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah, yeah.
1:42:33
SPEAKER_01: See, this is why I need to plug.
1:42:35
SPEAKER_01: I this is what I'm talking about.
1:42:36
SPEAKER_01: You think you were posting too much.
1:42:37
SPEAKER_02: So fun.
1:42:38
SPEAKER_01: And then you're not people are like, what?
1:42:40
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:42:40
SPEAKER_01: It's just we all need June 5th.
1:42:42
SPEAKER_01: Bowery ballroom.
1:42:43
SPEAKER_01: Amazing.
1:42:43
SPEAKER_01: June.
1:42:44
SPEAKER_01: Again, June, it's gonna be like sexy in the beginning.
1:42:48
SPEAKER_01: Good spot.
1:42:49
SPEAKER_01: It was insane.
1:42:50
SPEAKER_01: Like, I feel like I don't know if we can like growing their like bras.
1:42:53
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
1:42:54
SPEAKER_03: And it was like the rock star level shit.
1:42:57
SPEAKER_01: I only hope we can it can be as fun as first of all, incredible day.
1:43:00
SPEAKER_01: Everyone's on the list.
1:43:01
SPEAKER_01: June 5th.
1:43:02
SPEAKER_01: Perfect.
1:43:02
SPEAKER_01: Hump day.
1:43:03
SPEAKER_05: Incredible day, because like early in the season, everyone's horny.
1:43:06
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:43:06
SPEAKER_05: Feeling it.
1:43:06
SPEAKER_01: Not too hot.
1:43:07
SPEAKER_01: Everyone's got a big thing.
1:43:08
SPEAKER_05: Second off, like consider me having seated.
1:43:10
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, no, you're seated, seated.
1:43:12
SPEAKER_00: Seated seated seated.
1:43:13
SPEAKER_03: Seated.
1:43:14
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:43:14
SPEAKER_03: I have a new short coming out that I made with Joe Castle Baker and Max Whitter.
1:43:20
SPEAKER_03: Oh, right.
1:43:21
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I can't wait for that.
1:43:22
SPEAKER_03: Called Honey.
1:43:22
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
1:43:23
SPEAKER_03: And it is with Emily Allen, too, genius Emily Allen.
1:43:28
SPEAKER_03: And it is about um a girl, a drunk girl who shows up in into their lives and um sort of magically over many days and weeks um just doesn't sober up.
1:43:42
SPEAKER_03: Seated.
1:43:42
SPEAKER_03: This pot that's so this potential.
1:43:44
SPEAKER_03: Seated in front of my ears, yeah.
1:43:45
SPEAKER_03: Seated.
1:43:46
SPEAKER_05: Or is it yeah, is it being released?
1:43:47
SPEAKER_05: It's not caffeine.
1:43:49
SPEAKER_03: No, it's not.
1:43:49
SPEAKER_03: It got into a film festival that it's screening at rooftop films.
1:43:53
SPEAKER_03: Okay, work.
1:43:54
SPEAKER_03: Anything rooftop is a little caffeine.
1:43:56
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
1:43:56
SPEAKER_03: And then it'll probably go online.
1:43:58
SPEAKER_03: I mean the web, Vimeo, the worldwide.
1:44:02
SPEAKER_03: And then I'm trying to make my feature.
1:44:03
SPEAKER_03: So if you have like, I don't know, 30K or 80K.
1:44:06
SPEAKER_01: I want to plug me getting money.
1:44:09
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:44:09
SPEAKER_01: I want to plug that.
1:44:11
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:44:11
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:44:11
SPEAKER_03: And if if you need a featured extra, featured background in the world.
1:44:15
SPEAKER_03: Far far away, which is actually so annoying because there are so many people who I would love to feature.
1:44:19
SPEAKER_05: Fly me out for background work.
1:44:22
SPEAKER_05: I'll self-report.
1:44:24
SPEAKER_05: She's self-reporting.
1:44:26
SPEAKER_03: She's coming fed.
1:44:27
SPEAKER_03: Don't worry.
1:44:28
SPEAKER_05: She's coming fed breakfast.
1:44:31
SPEAKER_05: Pouched up.
1:44:34
SPEAKER_05: Pouched up for life.
1:44:35
SPEAKER_06: And on that note, uh what a fun advantage.
1:44:41
SPEAKER_06: Thank you.
1:44:41
SPEAKER_06: Thank you for this.
1:44:42
SPEAKER_01: This book is the best time my life on this couch.
1:44:44
SPEAKER_01: Oh my gosh.
1:44:46
SPEAKER_06: We're so happy to have you.
1:44:47
SPEAKER_06: Hell yeah.
1:44:48
SPEAKER_05: You have to come back.
1:44:48
SPEAKER_06: Yes, yes, yes.
1:44:50
SPEAKER_06: And we will see you next Tuesday.
1:44:52
SPEAKER_06: See you next Tuesday on the big hunty couch.
1:44:55
SPEAKER_07: Bye.
1:44:56
SPEAKER_07: Bye.