Latest / Alien Hunters Hotline! / S1 E5: Skunk's Technology 101
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- speaker-0: So we learn that boats need to go to the bathroom and boats also need to have sex. These are just boats essentially have the same desires and basic instincts and needs that humans have. Boats can have. Maybe boats are aliens. speaker-1: Welcome to Alien Hunters Hotline, the only call-in podcast dedicated to all things aliens, but more importantly, hunting and destroying them. I'm HOA Bad Boy and one-third of your hosts, Roy Dunch. With me as always is five-time backyard mud wrestling champ, Bleep. Bleep, how we doin'? Pretty good. tweak my back wrestling myself this week, so feeling a little sore, but gonna gear up for another surprise round. with whoever is in the neighborhood next week. So I think I should be good. Got a heating pack on it. And you're supposed to switch between hot and cold, but I actually do hot and then tepid. don't like cold. So just yeah, I think that's gonna work a lot better 'cause the cold hurts. So doing pretty well, man. How are you? well just fantastic. And I gotta say, th that was the best battle of the champs that I'd ever seen. The they They've never had just the two champions be the same guy. And I'll tell you what, I lost money, but I also made money because I was betting on you, dog. Came out even. It's pretty cool. nobody loses money, nobody nobody makes money, but nobody loses money. and we're I was talking to a neighbor kid and he's he said we could live stream the next one. and he was like laughing. So I think it's really bringing joy to people. So that's been pretty I love that. Yeah. Speaking of live streams, we have the final point of this trio. The guy I go to with any problems with cords, boops, and of course clangs. Ladies and gentlemen, it's Skunk. How we doing, buddy? speaker-0: To be honest, I'm stressed. Okay. speaker-1: Okay. I mean Tell us, what's going on? speaker-0: Well, I'm trying to help mustard with his engagement. speaker-1: Mustard's getting engaged? Finally getting hitched. speaker-0: I think so. I think so. I saw him I saw him at the park the other the other night and he was talking to an another raccoon and they looked like they were hitting it off. They were doing that thing, they were eating one noodle speaker-1: Lady in the tramp style. speaker-0: They were lady in the tramping. speaker-1: And that's a pool noodle, right? That's th that's at the at the park. speaker-0: One gyrant foam pool noodle sucking that down. And then they ended with like a beautiful romantic kiss, I think, and then started fighting each other, which I can only assume means they're ready for a long term relationship. speaker-1: That's what that means in raccoon, right? That's gotta be what that means. I could I mean I couldn't decipher that a single other way. So it sound I mean, so they just met and then I imagine r n r mustard came home nervous, and so you're sort of helping him gear up for what is probably the biggest moment of his life. speaker-0: Yeah, and the only way I know how to provide for is with food. So I'm working on a Portuguese egg tart. I don't know where it it comes from historically, but I've saw it online and and it looks pretty cool. So I brought some for you guys if you wanna try and see how I I'm speaker-1: Damn. All right, yeah. I mean And this is this is a French dish? This Portuguese egg tart, what do we think? speaker-0: I can only assume 'cause eggs are French and bread is French, so that's just the transition speaker-1: I did want to say while while we take a this is quite good. I I did want to say that you know, this is a big day for you know a big time in Mustard's life, but Skunk, are you worried at all of having less of Mustard's time? You know, are you worried that maybe there's a new movie buddy in Mustard's life that you might have to share his time with or maybe even lose time to? I don't I don't know who this woman is. Yeah, and what if you don't get along with Mustard's wife. What are you gonna do? speaker-0: my god guys I never thought about this. what will I do? Who speaker-1: Shit. speaker-0: will I watch movies with? I speaker-1: blade. speaker-0: can't watch this stuff alone. I can't watch speaker-1: Skunk, hey, hey, hey buddy, hey buddy speaker-0: Okay. speaker-1: Snap out of it. Okay. Look, we are here no matter what happens. Okay. Yeah, man. We'll find you a movie, buddy. We'll put out a request on Craigslist. We'll put out a flyer with the little things that you pull away. Like someone that you know will probably want to watch movies with you every night if Muster doesn't want to and if you don't like his wife. But you don't have to worry about that now. That's just a lot of if that's speaker-0: Thank you. speaker-1: so many ifs. She could love movies, man. She could She could love movies more than mustard. You could you guys could become very close. So That's true. And you've always had a thing for other people's wives. So it I mean, this is just gonna work out probably any way you slice it. speaker-0: A thing for hanging out platonically. speaker-1: Well Yeah, that was kind of a dig, but Skunk has never slept with any of your ex-wives, Bleep. He's just hung out with them platonically. Yeah, he says that, but we know that he's trying to do something else. I mean, why else would he be hanging out with all of you know, all the time? Well, you like them at some point. They weren't some of them are nice. I this is not to disparage any of them. I'm legally not allowed to, but I mean I'm just saying skunk does have a thing for other people's wives. I didn't that doesn't necessarily imply that he's always banging someone else's wife, but he has a thing for hanging out with other people's wives. speaker-0: Yeah, in the same way that I have a thing for hanging out with you guys. I have a thing for everything I do in life. speaker-1: Isn't that just beautiful? We all have a thing for stuff. I was just making a statement that is true, which is that Skunk has a thing for doing stuff, and that stuff happens to be hanging out with all my ex wives, allegedly platonically. speaker-0: I don't know why you're on this. I don't know speaker-1: It's gonna come a day where you come to me and you're like, hey, I gotta tell you something. We both know that's going to happen. You know what I have a thing for? Segues and of course, hunting aliens. speaker-0: Yeah, me too. speaker-1: And recording a podcast with my friends. Yeah, I think we all have a thing for that. That's why we're doing it every week. Isn't that cool? Isn't that awesome? Yeah, I mean, I think I listen, I I shouldn't have said anything. I think we're all uncomfortable now. And the only way to sort of get out of this discomfort is to say one nice thing about each other. You guys start and say one nice thing about me. That seems that seems kind of forced, but bleep, I admire how you when you fight yourself, you go all in. You don't pull any punches when you're fighting yourself, and it's really inspiring. Thank you, man. Yeah, it really hurts. Skunk. speaker-0: One nice thing about myself. speaker-1: No. One nice thing about me. speaker-0: I like that even though you disrespect the legal system, you have shown up for the legal system. Yeah. speaker-1: Because I go to court? Well, I have to. speaker-0: you have to? speaker-1: Yeah, that's not a choice. They you go to jail if you don't show up to your court dates. speaker-0: I thought you were too speaker-1: What's a what's a mandate but just a a time with a good guy? Yeah, I was gonna say that's what's a what's a mandate but just a mandate is when I hang out with skunk. Did you guys not fucking hear me? 'Cause you didn't laugh at that. So I'll say it again and then maybe you laugh at it. A mandate is just when I hang out with skunk. Twice? You're not gonna let Hostile energy to it to this bleep. You're really yeah, you're really bringing a hostile energy. I shouldn't have introduced you as a fighter because you're bringing a conflict energy to this. I'm a field researcher and a fighter. You want a guy at the front lines who's fucking not scared of anything. He's not scared of conflict. If I was a field researcher field researcher and I was scared of conflict, we'd get fucking nothing done. That's true. We're glad you're here. I am bringing a hostile energy, and I think the only way to solve this is if you guys say one nice thing to me. Another one? It just seems like the only way to solve this. Some of your ex wives are hot, I'll say it. for fuck's sake. I think that's really that's really cool. That's really cool that you did that. All right, thanks, man. Skunk, you want to say one nice thing about yourself? speaker-0: Love the conversations I'm able to have with my coworkers and my friends and my friends friends and my Skunk parents. Yep. speaker-1: There you go. speaker-0: Thanks. speaker-1: All right. Way to stick the landing. Stuck the landing, easy money. You started to drool, so I maybe that just is the egg tarts. speaker-0: No, I was just thinking about time and all my relationships I've ever had and how each one means a little more to me as time goes on because of how short we have here. At least as far as we know, but I'm trying to remedy that. speaker-1: That is true. The time does march on in a linear fashion. at least to our corporeal Terranbound forms. Is that is that correct, Bleep and Skunk? Is that am I am I saying all the right words here? I I know I'm the newest to the alien hunting, but I I I get the feeling that I'm starting to be a real part of the community. I've been on websites, I've been commenting and posting on Reddit, engaging in the questioning community. So speaker-0: Yes you're questioning it. speaker-1: You're questioning and that's huge. Yeah, man. You sounded cool as shit when you said that. So that's what a lot of this is about. You know what I mean? At the end of the day, a lot of this is like, do you sound cool as fuck? And you did. I mean, you just nailed it. That's that's a hard thing to teach and you sort of just came out the gate swinging and you you really nailed it, man. That's that's two plane landings right there, back to back, skunk and dunge. Nice job, boys. Better than any other way to get out of a plane in the sky, I'll tell you that much. Yeah, that's like kind of the only safe way, isn't it? Yeah, you can skydive out. I did that once a for a fundraiser, but they ended up not being able to use any of the footage because I was supposedly just saying expletives and stuff about how I wanted to kill myself and I wanted to kill the instructor. I saw that video before they deleted it and it was just you scream crying, Kill me, kill me, kill me. It's probably for the best that that footage did not get released because it would not have raised money for that children's charity. It would have taken money away from them for sure. Yeah, and and and I don't think that would have been good for really anybody Roy Dunch does not like to be in the sky. I'm I'm a I'm a ground man, or I like to have my shoes firmly on the deck of a of a ship or in the fuselage of a plane. Is that where you sit? The fuselage? Are they putting you in the fuselage? I thought I'd gotten a first class ticket. When you buy a plane ticket, what does it say on the ticket? Pilot. Skunk, when you buy a ticket on Skunk, yours says pilot? speaker-0: Yeah, they keep making me fly these planes and I black out, but I get everybody there safe. That's speaker-1: That's magical. speaker-0: why I don't like to fly that much. speaker-1: Yeah, 'cause you're constantly forced into a position you are not trained for. That's horrifying. speaker-0: It's like when they made me play basketball in gym class. speaker-1: It's not anything like that. Those are the stakes are entirely different on those two things. speaker-0: Feels the same. speaker-1: Dunge, you buy a ticket, it they put you in the fuselage. Skunk buys a ticket and they make him fly the plane. I'm starting to think that maybe I was pranked. It feels like less of a prank and more of a punishment if I'm being honest, Dunge. It feels like you've upset somebody at the FAA. You don't think Becky remembers that, right? So you know somebody there? Yes. Yes, I do. And they're upset with you, probably. Speaking of the questioning community, we have gotten a lot of questions in that, When I was going to get coffee the other day and someone asked what I did for work and I said podcast and they said what it's about and I tried to tell them, they were asking about what sort of gear and technological know how we have to really hunt aliens and why we might be sort of trustworthy in doing that. And I just thought, you know what, you better tune in, buddy, because I got an episode coming out that I think you're gonna love. 'Cause I think skunk did you bring some technological know how to the recording today? Or do we have a do we have a special skunk segment coming up? speaker-0: Yeah, you asked me to do this, so I was fully prepared. I brought my bag of tricks, which in this case is a tool chest that I wear on my back and take to locations where I need to really process a lot of data or do some soldering or have some technological know-how right at my right hand and left hand. So if that's cool with you, I want to show you some of the the the technological tools I've been using to hunt, decode, decipher, archive all the stuff that I'm using today to see if there are any alien messages out there or or life forms that we're missing via the normal human eye. Does that sound okay? speaker-1: That sounds better than okay, man. That sounds fucking sick. It's a high-tech skunk episode, everybody. Lock in. Lock in, cause it's about to get skunky in here. Mm-hmm. speaker-0: Speaking of that, I'm gonna need you to lock yourselves to the railing in the van because some of this tech has sent vibrations that have sent me 40 feet outside of my house. So to be safe, I need you to handcuff yourself to the rails of this van. Alright. speaker-1: Okay. Okay, okay. speaker-0: Cool. So first, this is this is my audio washing machine. So it's a normal washing machine, but I've tinkered it so I record. digital audio onto vinyl audio, I throw those discs in here and then I have a setting where I can reverse and play back and reverse and play back to just hear if there are any I like to call it washing the washing the audio. speaker-1: This is Damn. This is really something, Skunk. This is wild. You did all this with just a LG washing machine? speaker-0: Yes, I did just use a large washing machine for this. speaker-1: This just in, folks, LG stands for large. Let's fire this bad boy up, Skunk. Let's see what we got. speaker-0: Absolutely. speaker-1: So is this a sample taken from any specific place, environment? Where is this audio sample coming from that you have put on a vinyl and thrown into the watch? Okay, speaker-0: TV. speaker-1: T V. So not not a not an atmospheric sample or or anything like Not up in the sky, not not up in space. This is from a television. speaker-0: Figured I'd start with the most direct way that aliens could be contacting with us because you know over eight million people watch TV, over two million people have TVs in their house. So if I was an alien and wanted to contact the most people at as possible, it would directly be through the media. So I I pulled some messages, some audio clips from TV. I'm gonna start with the reverse version and we can see if you hear any messages in there, then I'll do a dry cycle. And you'll hear the the regular version and see if there are any messages in there. Does that sound good? speaker-1: This is so fucking cool, Scott. I can't believe we get to do this. Okay, okay, okay. speaker-0: Thanks. Okay, so here's our first message. speaker-1: CL1. Holy fuck. my god. There's like four aliens in that. There was a high pitch alien going, wow, help me. And then there was like that low pitch guy who was like was this in this felt like an alien tribal ceremony. Gotta be. speaker-0: Yes, I that is correct. This is a marker of alien tribal activity. So they must get in groups and and then put one of them in danger where one of them is asking for help is what I I've got so far. speaker-1: Insane. And then the sheer hubris to broadcast that to us, almost like we're gonna come there and do this exact thing to you. That's sort of what I get out of it. Is like this is a threat. Skunk, just a shot in the dark here, but was this taken from Survivor? Is this Survivor audio? Because I feel like this is something that if I I'm trying to put myself in the position of an extraterrestrial life form, and I'm trying to say, hey, I am getting a ritual. Going where someone is a has crying for help in the middle of it. I need to reach out to people who would like this kind of ritualistic behavior in order to convert them into my extraterrestrial culture. I would go through Survivor. If I was them, I'm not them. Please say, please say that you trust that I'm not them. this is getting me really freaked out right now. Yeah, I don't Roy, I don't think you're an alien. speaker-0: I tr I trust you a hundred percent, Roy. I have horrific news for you though, Roy. Is this is bigger than Survivor. speaker-1: What the fuck could be bigger than Survivor? It's been on for fifty seasons. speaker-0: Are you ready for the the regular version of this? speaker-1: Yeah. Yeah. So this is the decrypted version? speaker-0: This is the decrypted version. speaker-1: Walmart baby bad baby baby. Chilly baby back rick I want my baby chilly baby back ring and soul I want my baby back chilly my god speaker-0: How many times have you heard that? How many times have we gone to Chili's? speaker-1: How many times have the three of us just sung that in the car? Perfect harmony. speaker-0: How many times have we s said we should start an a cappella group and take it out of the car and do it at children's fundraisers and done it? speaker-1: My god You're telling me that every time I have asked you guys to meet me at Chili's for bottomless chips and salsa and just water, only water, getting nothing else but bottomless chips and salsa, only water. Yes. It was speaker-0: It was their tribal activity. speaker-1: a big conspiracy. It was it was the aliens that made me want to get bottomless chips, only water, nothing else. Thank you so much. Please don't come back, just more chips. That's it. So our a cappella group, the baby back boys, is dead from this moment forward? speaker-0: Unfortunately, I think it has to be. speaker-1: We cannot be supporting this kind of behavior that they they're trying to body snatch us and here we have we've been going to the Curious Kids Museum. We've been going to all these places. So you mean to tell me that we've been singing that instead of the national anthem at Little League games and all we've been doing is summoning an alien tribal ritual? I feel gross. speaker-0: I feel disgusting and I think that's why the the Little League team that we sing for keeps losing all those games too. speaker-1: Well not to sound like Dunch, but should we kill ourselves? That sounded exactly like speaker-0: That sounded exactly like Dunch, but we should we should not. I I think because here's the thing. Just because you've been infected doesn't mean you can't get better. And I think that's what this hotline is about, is sharing this so that yeah, now we know. speaker-1: I guess, but at what fucking cost? speaker-0: Look, we can still sing. We can we can c we just we j just maybe have to pick a different song that's not influenced by corporate media gunk. speaker-1: Know any other songs. What about Creed? speaker-0: My uncle? speaker-1: Yeah, what about Uncle Creed's favorite song? Beethoven's Fifth. I guess we could ask Uncle Creed to teach us Beethoven's Fifth. It's just gonna be a whole lot of fucking work. Aliens fucking take everything from us, dude. This speaker-0: Yeah. speaker-1: is why we need to kill them. Fucking hunt them and kill them. I'm fucking pissed off, dude. I'm so pissed off. Maybe we should the only way to cure it is if we all go around and say one nice thing about No. Come on, no. Okay. All right. We'll get to that. We already did that. And I honestly, I know that you said you think that maybe we should kill ourselves earlier. I actually have learned that if people validate that and if they say nice stuff to you, you're gonna keep saying you wanna kill yourself more. Like I I've done that. I've been down that path. You cannot just weaponize your suicidal ideation to get compliments. It's not the way to live your life. It's just not the way. Can we at least do a compliments box and then we read one on the show or something? I don't know, man. I speaker-0: Let's do that. Yeah, let's I've got this old box that I was using to keep feathers in, but we don't need those anymore. So yeah, we can use this box for compliments. I'll start. Let me I'm gonna write some. And maybe we do a whole app where we just read everything. speaker-1: Yeah, maybe we do maybe we do maybe we do bleep's compliment box. I'll stop asking about compliments and then maybe we'll write some and then we can just read them in the in the coming weeks. Okay. Sorry to take over programming Dunch, but it just seems like a really good idea and I wanna do it. No, I think you know what? I think you're right. We can't let programming get in the way of Joie de Viv. And I think that a compliment box is the way to do that. Skunk, I wonder if you could get some of your gizmos and chords and boobs and connect this to the internet and then maybe people can leave compliments in the box and it sort of materializes before our eyes. speaker-0: Absolutely. This is perfect timing 'cause I've been working on a new cardboard to silicon connector. So anything that is posted online will show up in our cardboard box. So I can I can set that up really easily. Wait, what were you gonna say? speaker-1: I was just gonna say, this is a good idea and I'm I don't remember who pitched it, but I think it's gonna be really fun. Bleep of course you pitched it, so I see what you're saying. I see what you just did. Well, there's another compliment for Bleepy. he's collecting them. speaker-0: Roy, if you're down, I'd love to move on to showcasing my what I call my time laser. speaker-1: Take us away, technology man. Okay. Take us away to the stars. But the good ones, not the scary ones. speaker-0: Absolutely. So this is an old radio that I've hooked up with an antenna, but out of the antenna shoots a laser and I've set the dial to kind of go to a channel and scan time. I'm trying to decode decipher time ideally to make a time machine so I can go back and make the basketball team. Of course. But speaker-1: Of course. speaker-0: this is a byproduct of that. So I don't have the I I can't control when or where I go to, but It can pick up on signals from points in time. All right. So in the past, maybe we can either search for alien messages or hear moments that can inspire us or hear that are clues that we can use in the future. So I'd love to share some you know, play with the time laser if you guys wouldn't mind. speaker-1: Yeah, dial that thing up, baby. Point that at the I would love this big clock in the sky. Let's fucking rip. I'm excited to hear hear how time works because the the implications of this, I mean, we could track so much. speaker-0: Let me just be speaker-1: Dial this in. jeez. my. speaker-0: Watch your head. The laser don't put Don't put your eye on the laser. speaker-1: Mike. Mike. You're listening to 102.5 The Wave. It's summary in Sandusky and we've got Butt Rock on the ones and twos. I hope you've got a photograph ready because you're listening to Nickelback. speaker-0: Right, is this your old radio station? speaker-1: The wind's blowing off Lake Erie. We've got a chilly one comin, but it's November, so the real thing to worry about is that earth, wind and fire. speaker-0: That's pretty speaker-1: All the single ladies, all the single ladies. Well I just hope they know my name. This is Beyonce's latest hit. speaker-0: Cheese. speaker-1: Nora Jones' new album is not for me, but it might be for you. Okay. I'm Roy Dunch, and this is one of two blood. If you're looking for me, you can find me on the block. Ready to listen to Kanye's latest hit. speaker-0: Show Dungeon. speaker-1: And I think that was probably supposed to be for Akon. I and I I think I may have been a little drunk in the booth for that one. How often were you how often were you drunk in the booth? Well, how else are you getting up that early? You know, when you're a drive time shock jock, you gotta get up bright and early and have your Irish coffee to get yourself into the mood to talk to people in the car on the way to work. WWE Raw is coming to Sandusky. And if you're not ready to take it from the top rope. Then just sit back, relax, and listen to the easy tunes of Steely Dan. Jesus, speaker-0: Yeah. speaker-1: your hammer. Dungey sound my god. Three sheets to the wind and four martinis deep. Holy fuck. That was a special evening bulletin because WWE Raw, apparently a a Boy Scout troop bought up a lot of tickets, but none of them were you know, tall enough to get into the stadium, so they suddenly had to fill up two hundred extra seats that so I had to I had to get on the mic after I'd clocked out. So martinis are for after clocking out. You know, Irish coffees are for work. Martinis are for when you're clocking. speaker-0: out. When you clocked out you need to go get those Boy Scouts to the monster trucks. speaker-1: We've got traffic backed up, it's Goredlock, so if you're on the way to work, you might as well just put it in park and listen to Natasha Bettingfield's Dulcetones. I I'm Roy Dun. speaker-0: Ugh. speaker-1: Jesus Christ, Dunch. You are very good at it, but you are just noticeably drunk during that. Yeah, but it it's and it also seems like I mean I don't need to note your invention here, Skunk, but it seems like the time laser isn't bringing in the copyrighted music aspect of this. And is that something that you put in there on purpose or speaker-0: there on purpose. speaker-1: it seems to be it seems to be auto filtering just rolling? Because there's like I don't mean to bolster myself here, but there was usually music coming in behind me and some you know some but I guess it you know, we don't have a radio license and I think your laser probably knows that and doesn't want us to get sued. Jesus skunk, you were really good at technology. That was brilliant. speaker-0: Thank you, thank you. To be honest, I don't really understand it and didn't know, but I was like, it could be a problem and we got a podcast we're really trying to get off the ground, so I don't want people to try to take us down for copyright. speaker-1: Scampy round. I'll be honest, Skunk. I thought I had lost myself there for a little bit. Hearing those alien recordings from your washer, they worried me because I realized how much between the media and the delicious food and morsels that I've been consuming over the years, how much of that was outside influence trying to manipulate me. But when I listen back to myself on the time laser, Dunch has always been Dunch. And I've always been talking into a mic trying to make people happy. And that feels like the antithesis of what these aliens are doing. I'm fighting for mass media and you guys have joined the fight. speaker-0: That's the power of the time laser. It it can remind you and inspire you and remind you who you were. So yeah, I'm glad they could give you this confidence. And yeah, and here's your Irish coffee. speaker-1: Thank you so much. Drink that slow dunge. We do not need any of that dose. Docentones. But if we got a Natasha Bedingfield CD in there, Skunk, I think we could really get it going. speaker-0: Can't play it 'cause of copyright. Copyright w won't let me play muscle. speaker-1: Right. my god. All right, time laser. Show us something speaker-0: Me Dallas in again. Something new on the time laser. speaker-1: Someone's in the kitchen with bleepy. Someone's in the kitchen I know Someone's in the kitchen with bleepy cooking up spaghettios and singing off fuck. Alright, I burnt That's fine. fucking fine. I'll speaker-0: Sounds like bleep a lot. speaker-1: eat You guys don't worry. Don't don't eat Said you guys, there's nobody here. Bleep time. So I can bleep time. It's been a while, bleep time. Starting to wonder if I just gotta get used to this. The singing is it's fun, but it doesn't last long. It's speaker-0: You sound like Roley when you're alone. speaker-1: gotta be man. If I'm not hanging with Skunk and Roy and I'm not at work. What the fuck do I do? This this time laser is Just cook? I'm not very I'm not very good at it. maybe I'll go to the grocery store. Get more spaghettios. I could I could see how many I could see how many fucking spaghettios I could cook. Don't do that. I could count individually. Don't do that. Please please speaker-0: Don't do that. speaker-1: don't do that. no. Bleep sound interesting, speaker-0: Exactly. speaker-1: but it doesn't sound fun. no, bleep. Some get him with bleed maybe we'll take a bath. that's pretty good. What if I took like a bath but was cold? like a little icepacho batch. Gazpacho. Gazpacho bath. Why isn't that a thing? I could make I could fucking make that a thing. I could sell gazpacho baths. Okay. It's like it's like like I know people take ice baths and shit, but gazpacho bath is like room temperature. No, it's a little colder than that. Just under room temperature, so it's not that fucking freezing shit. Makes your balls go in your stomach. SpongeBob. Get on Shark Tank. It's a good idea. I'm glad that this isn't a visual. I'd be horrified at what I'm looking at. Did it take Shark Tank off there? Or is it still Who's he asking? I could go on now. I I would I can make like a little presentation. Hello Sharks. Fleep, you're gonna And what's your name? I can't fucking tell you that. okay. And what do you what do you have for us today? Well it's called Gispacho bath. Okay. Never gets hot. Not too cold either. Right temperature. Always. It's like those babies that fucking float in the ocean because it feels like their mom's womb. Is that why is that why I like swimming? Babies that floats. This is the only sense of comfort that I get. Bleep, what the hell I don't get why people journal when you can fucking talk to yourself. Why do I write it down? That's a really great one. If you journaled, we wouldn't be able to hear this. I'm gonna call her. I'm gonna call her. Can you shut the laser off? speaker-0: yeah, one of the things about the lasers, once you're in time, it you can't shut it off. You gotta play the whole moment that it gives you. So speaker-1: Yeah, that's that's something to fine tune. Huh. We'll Okay. Well I think we should go around and say one nice thing about bleep. No, no, we'll save it. We'll save it for the compliment box. We'll save it for the I that you're entrepreneur in that you're ready to take it to Shark Tank. the the time between ideation and execution in from that time laser snippet is so fast. Lightning fast. And that is impressive. speaker-0: And bleep, I before you even say w we should go in the compliment box, I gotta give you a compliment now too after hearing that. Cause here in the studio today you were a little aggressive, but I it reminds me of the bleep that I know where we're counting spaghettios together. And I Yeah. I love how down you are to count food. And counting food together is one of my favorite things that we do. speaker-1: Yeah, well it's fun to know how much food there is, but I I I just I it's crazy 'cause Dunch got sort of an inspiring, like, highlight reel of all his cool taglines and I got sort of speaker-0: No, no, Dunch was just Dunch was is was sad a little bit as well. speaker-1: It was also kinda sad. I mean yeah I sounded awesome and But I was I was drinking pretty heavily at work and I've and I've since learned that that's not something that you should do and that's not really a happy guy thing to do. speaker-0: Absolutely. Need another Irish coffee? speaker-1: I would love one. Yeah. Thank you so much. Yeah. D drinking too much is not a happy guy thing to do, but it's also not a happy guy thing to do to talk to yourself relentlessly in your home. I I I I think maybe I can see the benefits of a journal because then like a time laser can't scoop up one of your sort of sadder, bleaker moments and play it for your friends and an audience. So that I guess take this one, listeners. Journals Really hard to hack with alien technology. That's true. That's true. speaker-0: So bleep maybe that's a g that's that's an inspiring thing that you're able to take from this. You'll journal more. Yeah. speaker-1: Journal more and cook on medium heat so you don't burn the spaghettios, is what I also have learned from this, 'cause I I just like to I like to get done fast and that seems to be what's called speaker-0: Hey, we can move on to a different time. We can move on to speaker-1: Let's just do this. Yeah, let's do that really fast. speaker-0: Whoops. speaker-2: This would be my final. speaker-0: How are you? I don't know what that's about. speaker-1: You're listening to 102.5 The Wave. And today, of course, we're going into the polar plunge because it's a new year. And you gotta shed those pounds, fatso. this what's the what's the date on there? Is that 2006? Skunk. Of course, of course, in 2006. This is pre-Obama. This is this is George Bush. VH1! I I I was just part of the I was part of the problem, I know. Jesus. Let's shed you just had to make a community announcement and you said let's shed that weight, fat so. The man show was on TV and they had a whole segment called Butterface. I I I was just trying to keep up with it and You you make a lot more sense when you put it in the context of the man show. Well, that was our main competitor. Everything about you makes a lot more sense when you think about that. Okay, so just replaying what the time laser played for us. We got Roy doing radio, we got me being super cool, that's true pitching a business, we got Bill Clinton, and we got Roy saying Chad the I think the Time Laser was trying to show us that the winds of change are powerful if we let them blow us in the right direction. But if we resist them, it it moves us further away from our Goal. Mm-hmm. Mm hmm. I gotta believe that. Absolutely. I feel like, you know, there's never been a better time than this. And I think that's what the time laser was really trying to show us is that this is the best time. Skunk, speaker-0: Now is the best time. speaker-1: you made a time laser that can pull any segment of time and bring it to the present, and all it taught us was that the present is the best thing? speaker-0: I said I'm working on it. We gotta take what we can. Unfortunately that's kinda that's accurate for what it is. At the moment, at the moment. speaker-1: Well, I can't wait for what the time laser shows us in the future. I'm excited to keep visiting as you tinker with the time laser. Well, if we play the time laser enough we can see what it shows us in the future. And then the future will become now and then we'll sort of know too much about where we're going. I fuck. The implications of the time laser are actually probably too much to unpack. What's what's next? speaker-0: Yeah, for a f just final thing I brought today is or inventions, but mostly this is just simple. In case aliens come for us or we're unable or stop our voices, we're gonna need to know codes and specifically codes from boats. So I would thought it would be good if I I know Morse code and I I just wanna like start teaching you guys Morse code. So we're just gonna run through a basic Morse code sound. So okay. D I'll give you some examples. speaker-1: You know Morse code, right? Or or you're you a journeyman's understanding of Morse code? I've never I've never really gotten it. Okay. 'Cause it's it's like short dash, long dash and then but but the those are only two things and then there's twenty six letters. So it how can two things be twenty six? That's always been my sort of gripe with Morse code. Maybe we're about to find out. speaker-0: Let's just start with the message we'll probably need the most, SOS. If aliens come to us, we need to talk to each other, we can't use our voices, we gotta use a boat language. So this is S. Do you wanna repeat that? D D speaker-1: D. speaker-0: This is O. speaker-1: Dee speaker-0: And then S again. speaker-1: di So okay so Dee speaker-0: Cool. So all together. speaker-1: Ba de B do do D ba D speaker-0: Okay, let's build done. speaker-1: I love that. speaker-0: Great. Now let's put that all together. speaker-1: Yeah, put that all together. Is that it? speaker-0: You said a couple of cuss words in there. Just like speaker-1: This is just like the skydiving incident. speaker-0: the skydiving incident, but hey, that's kinda what you're known for. hey, maybe instead of singing a cappella we could just s sing more squad the entire time. speaker-1: I think that's what the baby back boys are coming making a comeback. We're doing Morse code. That's probably the safest bet. So I think I think we're gonna have to learn Morse code songs. Acapella for boats and other people with military training. speaker-0: Absolutely. So I it seems like you're ready to decipher now. You're able to speak now you're able to decipher. So are you ready to try to decipher this message? Let's give it a shot. Okay, I'm gonna play this slow for you and you tell me what you think it says. Any ideas, Dungeon? speaker-1: Yeah, Dungeon. You got me ideas? my god. I think it's I think that's saying violence begets violence. Is that what that's saying? I think it's saying violence begets violence. Is that what you guys got? That's part of it. Or blood get blood begets blood, like calls to like, you know, something like that. Yeah. and then weirdly there it it sounded to me, and I could be wrong, it sounded to me like that boat was pretty horny. It was horny for another boat. What? It was it was saying violence begets violence and boy I wanna bang that other boat. Is that right, Scott? speaker-0: Yeah, that is correct. So we learned that boats need to go to the bathroom and boats also need to have sex. These are just boats essentially have the same desires and basic instincts and needs that humans have. Boats can have. Maybe boats are aliens. Maybe boats are alive in the way that we think they're inanimate, but maybe they're animate but with a life force that we don't understand. So Morris goes up as part of that. And in the middle of it they they do say, I don't understand what this means, something about a crazy frog. So that speaker-1: Yeah, that was English, so that is. speaker-0: That feels like a red herring or a clue that we need to go after. speaker-1: Maybe it's one of their nemeses is the crazy frog. Yeah, maybe they were put on the surface to hunt the crazy frog, but they're too busy being horny and having to go to the bathroom. And I gotta say that this is all starting to make a lot of sense 'cause if you think about a boat, a lot of them are gendered, a lot of them have names, you know, like this is real this is real stuff here. And I mean, w we gotta really take some time to unpack everything that Skunks technology has taught us and I just need the listener to understand that you are getting this kind of data constantly. speaker-0: Yes, yes. speaker-1: You are you are the nexus of this kind of data. speaker-0: That's why I to train myself at home. So I dcause otherwise I would go out and I watch a movie, but I I lock myself up, I force myself to look at this data, to take these samples for at least eighteen hours a day. Then I am working on those egg tires. So I've been busy, I've been stressed, but I'm I'm happy to share this with you. speaker-1: It's dressed, it's busy, and Mustard's proposal potentially coming in. So I mean, I gotta tell you this, it's never been a better time to listen to Alien Hunter's hotline, and it's never been a better time to call in. I was just gonna say that, Roy, because this is a podcast, but I think people forget that two things can be one thing at once. This is a podcast, but it's also a hotline. You can call in. You can also, in the near future, leave a compliment for us. So Lo we will bring you sort of life changing information about television and boats and you will bring us phone calls and compliments. It's simple energy exchange. It's it's f it's just physics. speaker-0: It's just physics. And yeah, so maybe I'd love we learned a lot today and to put it all to use to close us out, I think maybe it'd be fun. You know, we can't sing baby back anymore with English. But maybe you wanna do a little more score d'acappella? speaker-1: I think that's the only way to close us out. This has been Alien Hunter's Hotline. Thanks for listening. like, subscribe, leave a review. And remember, always question, never learn. Take us away, skunk. Lead us out. No one is available to take your call. Please leave a message after the tone. Thanks for tuning in to Alien Hunters Hotline, a podcast by Harrison Lott, Kellen Schneider, and Riley Cecil Taggart. For more information, follow the show on social and visit AlienHuntersHotline.com.