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Hour 4 - A Bengal Bonanza · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Boom, shaka Laca. It's our number four, our number four,
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  Speaker 1: and we have the end of a long standing brew haha.
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  Speaker 1: And who decided the winner? Who is the winner? Who
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  Speaker 1: ends up winning the stand up? It is the Ben
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  Speaker 1: mal Show, our four who ends up winning the standoff?
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  Speaker 1: Between Trey Hendrickson and the Bengals as he agreed to
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  Speaker 1: a deal for this season, a little more money and
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  Speaker 1: four hundred and sixty four pound defensive tangle. Desmond Watson,
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  Speaker 1: former Florida Gator, has been fired by the Buccaneers. Your
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  Speaker 1: thoughts on this developing story, and we'll go to college
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  Speaker 1: football as well. What does Ohio State banning barstool commentator
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  Speaker 1: David Portnoy? Dave Portnoy banned from Ohio State's first game.
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  Speaker 1: He's not allowed to step foot in their stadium Week one.
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  Speaker 1: He's working for Fox. Now, what does that signify to you?
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  Speaker 1: We'll go there as well. Here it is our number four.
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  Speaker 1: Have a wonderful Tuesday here, twenty sixth day of August.
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  Speaker 1: Here it is a Bengal bonanza. Well, by Bengal standards,
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  Speaker 1: it's a bonanza. Welcome in the beginning of another hour
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  Speaker 1: our lead this hour is from Cincinnati. The Bengals have
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  Speaker 1: found a solution. They got together with Trey Hendrickson and
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  Speaker 1: just like Dante and Vegas, they smoked the peace pipe.
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  Speaker 1: They got together, they smoked the peace pipe. If you
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  Speaker 1: have not heard by now, somehow you've been in some
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  Speaker 1: alternative universe and not paying attention to this stuff. Maybe
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  Speaker 1: not the all pro edge Russer, the demand that everyone wanted.
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  Speaker 1: Trey Henderson and the Cincinnati football team have agreed to
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  Speaker 1: a new one year revised contract that will end his
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  Speaker 1: much publicized hold in not hold out hold in. So
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  Speaker 1: if you're keeping score, there were three players that were
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  Speaker 1: high profile that were demanding more money. You had Terry
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  Speaker 1: McLaurin in Washington and he got the extension. You had
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  Speaker 1: Trey Hendrickson in Cincinnati and he had a revised contract.
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  Speaker 1: And then you had Micah Parsons. Let's see anything with
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  Speaker 1: Michael Let me check here. Bumpkis for Micah Parsons. But
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  Speaker 1: we're talking about Trey Henderson. Stay on the topic, please,
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  Speaker 1: all right, get to the point. All right. So here's
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  Speaker 1: the point. So Hendrickson will receive a fourteen million dollar
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  Speaker 1: bumpity bump in pay for this season, and that'll increase
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  Speaker 1: his salary to thirty million. So he's buying dinner thirty
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  Speaker 1: million dollars. He is also eligible in theory to become
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  Speaker 1: an unrestricted free agent at the end of the twenty
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  Speaker 1: twenty five season, which will end in the month of February.
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  Speaker 1: The playoffs end in February of twenty twenty six. So
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  Speaker 1: let us discuss the question who ends up winning this
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  Speaker 1: standoff between Trey Who ended up winning this standup? It's
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  Speaker 1: not over now, but who ended up winning the standoff
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  Speaker 1: between Trey Hendrickson and the ben Gals. So I've got
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  Speaker 1: pet Smart, Carnival, cruise lines, and Streisan and we will
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  Speaker 1: combine all of these things together and we are gonna
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  Speaker 1: make the Baba Ganoosh just like just like your one
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  Speaker 1: and only, your one and only Babushka. Anyway, to lead
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  Speaker 1: off here, these scales are leading heavily on who won
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  Speaker 1: this And believe it or not, it's not the Bengals
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  Speaker 1: unless it is, see it is the it's a lot
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  Speaker 1: of peoples. Well, Trey Hendrickson won because he got more money.
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  Speaker 1: This is one of those classic Bizarro NFL deals where
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  Speaker 1: the the Bengals essentially bought themselves out of a bad
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  Speaker 1: situation for pennies on the dollar whatever. They paid an
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  Speaker 1: extra fourteen million dollars, but they didn't give Trey Hendrickson
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  Speaker 1: the extension that he wanted, that his heart desired. I
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  Speaker 1: didn't give him the years that he wanted, the full
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  Speaker 1: amount of money that he wanted. And they said, the
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  Speaker 1: Bengals they didn't want to pay Trey Hendrickson into his
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  Speaker 1: mid thirties. And they sure as hell did not do that.
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  Speaker 1: They didn't. They didn't want to tear up the deal.
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  Speaker 1: They didn't do that either. So what did they do
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  Speaker 1: after a thorough minutes long review of the Trey Hendrickson contract.
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  Speaker 1: What they did is they went down to PetSmart and
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  Speaker 1: they bought Trey Hendrickson some dog bones, is what they did.
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  Speaker 1: They went down to pet Smart, bought some dog bones,
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  Speaker 1: and they're like, all right, here's your fourteen million dollar
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  Speaker 1: bumpety bump. Now shut up and go sack the quarterback.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna throw a bone out near the quarterback. Go
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  Speaker 1: out there and sack the quarterback. And the Bengals on
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  Speaker 1: my scorecard, on the Malard scorecard, they came out way
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  Speaker 1: ahead with Trey Hendrickson on this one. They don't have
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  Speaker 1: to commit to him long term. They don't have to
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  Speaker 1: break the bank because even by Bengal standards, an extra
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  Speaker 1: fourteen million dollars. They had that money nothing, and so
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  Speaker 1: in theory, they could let him walk at the end
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  Speaker 1: of the year. That's where things get interesting, right, you say, well,
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  Speaker 1: mission accomplished, mission accomplished and all that, But what's Trey
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  Speaker 1: Hendrickson getting here? So he gets a raise? All right, congratulations,
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  Speaker 1: I haven't gotten a raise in years, so good for
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  Speaker 1: him getting a raised. And he missed the entire offseason,
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  Speaker 1: all the workouts, all the training camps. So in theory,
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  Speaker 1: he's going to be rusty. So that means he's going
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  Speaker 1: to be more prone Trey Hendrickson to injury. And then
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  Speaker 1: he's going to go to market at age thirty one,
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  Speaker 1: and he'll test his wares at the market. Can't see
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  Speaker 1: if anybody in the marketplace wants to pay more money. Now,
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  Speaker 1: if Henderson goes out and just balls and has an
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  Speaker 1: amazing goes big balls Bob from Vegas and just goes big,
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  Speaker 1: has a massive year there in Cincinnati, then the Bengals
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  Speaker 1: can say psych head fake, head fake, and give him
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  Speaker 1: the franchise tag. The revised contract, we are told, does
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  Speaker 1: not have a no tag clause, meaning that if Hendrickson
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  Speaker 1: is playing as an all Pro this season, stays healthy
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  Speaker 1: and leads the Bengals defense yet again Cincinnati. It would
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  Speaker 1: cost the Bengals from what I read, it would cost
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  Speaker 1: him thirty six million dollars to tag Trey Hendrickson in
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  Speaker 1: twenty twenty six. But that would be a one year deal,
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  Speaker 1: and for the Bengals, that's perfect year to year. It
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't kill the finances. It might hurt the petty cash
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  Speaker 1: for the Brown family, but so be it all? Right Now, furthermore,
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  Speaker 1: we go to Tampa. Now, I'm going to tell you
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  Speaker 1: right now, I'm gonna tell you right now, this is
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  Speaker 1: a story that I'm the only one that cares about
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  Speaker 1: this story. But I've got the talk show, and so
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  Speaker 1: I care about the stories. So I'm going to talk
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  Speaker 1: about it. The man who is going to be the
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  Speaker 1: heaviest player, the fattest player in NFL history, is likely
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  Speaker 1: never going to get the opportunity to play in the NFL.
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  Speaker 1: Is it true that four hundred and sixty four pound
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  Speaker 1: defensive tackle Desmond Watson has been fired by the Buccaneers.
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  Speaker 1: I'm nodding my head, yess. So your thoughts on that
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  Speaker 1: this is a bummer capital be bummer capital be as
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  Speaker 1: Anfisian NATO of the fat athlete. This is a body blow,
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  Speaker 1: body blow, body blow. It is Watson. Now, he wasn't
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  Speaker 1: undrafted free agent. When you're an undrafted free agent, you're
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  Speaker 1: not supposed to make the team. I get all that
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  Speaker 1: coming out of Florida. Man, did I love this story? Right?
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  Speaker 1: The thing about this is he never even made it
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  Speaker 1: into an NFL practice. It's very it's a very weird
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  Speaker 1: story because he was pretty productive when he played for
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  Speaker 1: the Florida Gators. Too fat for NFL teams, so they
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  Speaker 1: didn't draft him. Yet he moves like someone who's one
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  Speaker 1: hundred and fifty pounds lighter than his listed weight, and
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  Speaker 1: yet as an undrafted free agent out of Florida, he
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  Speaker 1: didn't get the practice. Four hundred and sixty four pounds.
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  Speaker 1: That is, by the way, almost a quarter of a ton.
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  Speaker 1: A ton is two thousand pounds, so he was just
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  Speaker 1: a little bit below a quarter of a ton. And
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  Speaker 1: that is a carnival cruise line in construction with shoulder
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  Speaker 1: pads like that old old line David Letterman used to have.
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  Speaker 1: There was a picture for the Atlanta Braves and he
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  Speaker 1: he nicknamed him the big fat Tubago back in the
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  Speaker 1: day and it's a real life porky pig, is what
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  Speaker 1: it is. And as a charter member, as a charter
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  Speaker 1: member of the FAFC, do you know what the FAFC is.
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  Speaker 1: That's the Fat Athlete Fan Club FAFC. We appreciate obese
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  Speaker 1: athletes and we just lost our poster boy. We did.
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  Speaker 1: This is our guy, that's it, and we might have
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  Speaker 1: to disband the Fat Athlete Fan Club the FAFC. Watson
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  Speaker 1: did not play a down, He didn't practice, as we said,
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  Speaker 1: he didn't get a single practice in because he was
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  Speaker 1: too fat. The highlight tape of Watson as an NFL
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  Speaker 1: player is him standing on the sideline breathing. That is
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  Speaker 1: the highlight tape of his time with Tampa Bay. What
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  Speaker 1: kills me about this. We live in the age of
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  Speaker 1: the quick fix. We live in the age of if
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  Speaker 1: you are really motivated and you have the means and
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  Speaker 1: you want to do it, you can lose weight even
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  Speaker 1: being pretty lazy. Call those zempi right. So you're telling
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  Speaker 1: me that the Bucks said, well, we were not going
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  Speaker 1: to do this, or maybe they didn't have enough time. Man,
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  Speaker 1: that's possible be signed to the practice squad. It's practice practice.
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  Speaker 1: But if I'm a team like the Rams, I'd be like,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna grab this guy and I'm gonna get him
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  Speaker 1: on some weight loss and get him the needle, give
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  Speaker 1: him the weight loss shots, and or just embrace the
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  Speaker 1: fact that he plays football like he's Austin Powers, fat
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  Speaker 1: bastard and just to have him, you know, get in
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  Speaker 1: my bedlet when he's playing defense and he can he
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  Speaker 1: can tackle the quarterback or the running back, or get
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  Speaker 1: it into my bedlet. Last thing to college football we
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  Speaker 1: go now. College football had a soft launch this weekend,
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  Speaker 1: which was kind of a dud unless you bet on
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  Speaker 1: Hawaii to upset Stanford. But anyway, I was reading the
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  Speaker 1: newly minted The newly minted Fox barstool college Football partnership
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  Speaker 1: is already off to a rocky start. Did you see this? No, Now,
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  Speaker 1: the very first week the Big Game on Fox is
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  Speaker 1: the game everyone's a yapp And about Texas and Ohio State.
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  Speaker 1: You havet the Heisman leader to begin the season, arch
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  Speaker 1: Manning going against the big bad champion buck Eyes and
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  Speaker 1: the powerhouse of Ohio State. Will arch Manning dot the
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  Speaker 1: I or will Ohio State send him back to Austin
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  Speaker 1: in cheers. Inquiring minds want to know. Well, it turns
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  Speaker 1: out in the very first week Dave Portnoy his run
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  Speaker 1: on Fox's Big noon Kickoff, he will not be at
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  Speaker 1: the Ohio State Texas game. You see, he has been banned.
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  Speaker 1: Ohio State, we are told, is barring the Michigan Man,
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  Speaker 1: well not really a Michigan man, but Dave Portnoy, a
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  Speaker 1: proud Michigan fan and booster and troll of Ohio State.
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  Speaker 1: So we are told that he has been banned from
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  Speaker 1: attending the buck Guys stadium, not allowed to go in
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  Speaker 1: there the old horseshoe. Can I do it? And so
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  Speaker 1: that's the story. That's the story. And so Portnoy is
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  Speaker 1: a Michigan grad and has been well known if you're
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  Speaker 1: on the social networks, for busting the balls the buck
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  Speaker 1: Eyes and especially head coach Ryan Day, going on and
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  Speaker 1: on about Ryan Day. And he's ratcheted up the rhetoric
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  Speaker 1: and all that stuff for several years as the Wolverines
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  Speaker 1: have dominated the buck Eyes in the rivalry game. So
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  Speaker 1: question for the esteem panel, what does Ohio State banning
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  Speaker 1: David Portnoy from stepping foot in their stadium for the
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  Speaker 1: big kickoff game this weekend. What does that signify to you?
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  Speaker 1: All Right, so I'm gonna go first. You can call
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  Speaker 1: him later, but I'm gonna go first. This is one
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  Speaker 1: of the dumbest decisions that you could possibly make. Who
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  Speaker 1: the hell's in charge over at Ohio State? Seriously, who's
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  Speaker 1: the one that made the final edit that this was
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  Speaker 1: a good idea? This is a classic overreaction, Like they've
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  Speaker 1: taken a guy who's already got a following right the
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  Speaker 1: barstool crowd and basically strapped a rocket to him. This
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  Speaker 1: is known by many as the Streisan effect. Just google it,
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  Speaker 1: but they do teach you day number one, day number
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  Speaker 1: one when you're in the media world that if you
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  Speaker 1: try to bury something, if you try to bury a story,
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  Speaker 1: you end up making that story bigger. There's a phrase
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  Speaker 1: to cover up is worse than the crime. That's a
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  Speaker 1: legal term. But in media, when you like during COVID,
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  Speaker 1: right when they were feeding us a bunch of bull
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  Speaker 1: crap that turned out to be a bunch of lies,
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  Speaker 1: and then people there were some people that said that's
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  Speaker 1: a lie. There's other people that believe anything they're told, right,
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  Speaker 1: But that was the Streisan effect. There were people that
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  Speaker 1: were searching for the truth. They knew they were not
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  Speaker 1: getting the truth from big media, and so they went
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  Speaker 1: on the offensive. Now, obviously this is much different, this
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  Speaker 1: is about a college football game and all that, but
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  Speaker 1: nonetheless it's a really really bad look if you're Ohio State,
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  Speaker 1: like you're the big bad buck Eyes, one of the biggest,
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  Speaker 1: baddest programs in the entire country, and you can't handle
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  Speaker 1: a loud mouthed social media troll who went to Michigan
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  Speaker 1: really like just his very presence in the stadium would
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  Speaker 1: not pass the test, like what are we doing? It
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  Speaker 1: is such a bad look. It's pathetic. And as for
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  Speaker 1: the media bias, because people are, wow, you went to
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  Speaker 1: he went to Michigan. Portnoy didn't the number one college
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  Speaker 1: football commentator in the land, Kirk Kirk Street. Didn't he
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  Speaker 1: play quarterback at Ohio State, Like not, Well, but he
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  Speaker 1: went to Ohio State and he's on all the big
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  Speaker 1: games in the booth. Well he's he's not biased. Well,
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  Speaker 1: a lot of people that watch him when he does
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  Speaker 1: an Ohio State game say he is biased. He tries
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  Speaker 1: not to be, but they say, well he's biased. So
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  Speaker 1: I say these things even out if I'm advising as
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  Speaker 1: a pr person and I'm advising the buck Eyes. They
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  Speaker 1: should let Portnoy, let him in, Let him in and
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  Speaker 1: every time Ohio State scores a touchdown and runs it up,
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  Speaker 1: if they end up beating Texas and you know, put
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  Speaker 1: him on the scoreboard, embarrass him, goof on him, do
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  Speaker 1: all that stuff. The would actually be funny, that would
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  Speaker 1: be amusing. But the fact that they chose this road.
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  Speaker 1: They were to fork in the road Ohio State, and
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  Speaker 1: this is the road they took instead. Now they've made
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  Speaker 1: him David Portnoy's some kind of outlaw figure from the
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  Speaker 1: Old West. You know, Oh boy, Davy Boy over there,
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  Speaker 1: Davy Boy Band from the Horseshoe Band. He's that powerful band. Seriously,
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  Speaker 1: like you just poured gasoline on the troll. Fire burn, baby,
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  Speaker 1: burn is what you have done and all they've done
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  Speaker 1: and they don't realize apparently they're a twos over there.
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  Speaker 1: I guess the old in Ohio State also stands for
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  Speaker 1: a twos. They just validated him, like grow a pair
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  Speaker 1: if you're if you're the Buckeyes, get some hair on
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  Speaker 1: your chest, Like what are you doing? It's embarrassing. It
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  Speaker 1: Don't be a a Sugarna. It's on YouTube. You can
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• 20:43
  Speaker 1: that was in the song, Lorena. I think you added
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: that a pretty good if you asked me bad edit there.
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: Don't know what that's all about. My god. Anyway, we
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: have many people that have witty things to say. Late
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: night drug Tests says completely guys the buck guys are
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: acting weak keeping one guy from stepping foot in the horseshoe.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: I thought Ohio was full of tough guys. Just Josh
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: and Justin and Cincinnati and Dick and Dayton. Yeah, exactly
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: what else do we have? Page Dan. Let's see here,
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: mister irrigation, says Ben. You should just announce it now,
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: Just announce it now. Mike the Leprechaun has wrapped up
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: Worst Caller of the Year honors, and he might deserve
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: all time honors. Here you go, all right, let's see here,
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: Mike the Leprechaun. Congratulations, According to mister Irrigation, you are
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: the worst caller of the year. And we're not even that.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: The Bennies aren't until like March of next year, and
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: you're already or February. You're the worst caller. Congratulations on that.
• 21:58
  Speaker 4: Thank you with Irrigation. Oh my god, thank you. What
• 22:03
  Speaker 4: an honor. Going to make my speech anyway, then when
• 22:07
  Speaker 4: do you come in to Boston?
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: Uh, we don't have a firm date on that. Where
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: we're efferting that. Lorraine is shaking her head. No, she says,
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: you don't want to go to Boston, Loraeni. You know
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: what he doesn't want me to remember, he's I'm not
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: Lorena is not invited. You're invited, Okay.
• 22:25
  Speaker 4: She wants to go to a dancer.
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: Feel like you're doing that. You wants to go to
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: Atlanta to the strip club that she wants.
• 22:31
  Speaker 5: You know, when you like give someone something and then
• 22:34
  Speaker 5: you go, actually, no, you don't get to come. I
• 22:37
  Speaker 5: feel like you're gonna do that. You're gonna pull the
• 22:39
  Speaker 5: rug out from under me and I'm gonna be that
• 22:41
  Speaker 5: has happened.
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: I mean, we we have had that. We were supposed
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: to what was that concert we were supposed to go to?
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: And the guy promised his tickets and then yeah he
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: worked security. Yeah, guy like he took all no, no,
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: not sneak is in He's like he knew a guy.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: You know, you got to know people that know a guy.
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: As I've gotten older, the key in life is knowing
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: somebody who's got like a guy. Like if you need
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: to know somebody is a good electrician, you need a guy, right,
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: You need somebody who's uh, you know, a good you know,
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: like yeah carbon just John Lloyd exactly, and he's legal advice.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: You gotta have a guy, right, you need a guy.
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: There's a lot of guys. You need a life. You
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: need people that are experts in in there. Like if
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: I if I need well, that's a very important area,
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: uh for a lot of people, uh proper strippers. Yeah. Now,
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: if I need a Leprechaun, Mike the Leprechaun is the
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: guy I go to Mike the leper count for all
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: my leprechaun needs. But last time I needed a leprechaun
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: was when I was eating lucky charms as a kid.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: That's the last time I needed a Leprechaun.
• 23:40
  Speaker 4: No, no, anyways, I know I have a guy. He's
• 23:45
  Speaker 4: a sugar daddy. He's Mike from New Hampshire.
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: Oh it's really so, it's really Mike from New Hampshire
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: that we should be dealing with, not you. No, no,
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: I saw Mike. Mike's got a good I'm a fan
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: of Mike in New Hampshire because he loves the show.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: But he's also got He's got bulldog like I have
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: English bulldog, which is good looking dog. That's a solid dog.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: Our dogs will be friends. We'd be buddy.
• 24:07
  Speaker 4: And I'm sorry I am then I like bulldogs too.
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: But anyway, I have a list.
• 24:14
  Speaker 6: I actually have a list.
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: I know you don't like this, then you would because
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: I met you. You would be number one, and your
• 24:20
  Speaker 4: wife actually for and Coop would be number two. Okay, wait,
• 24:26
  Speaker 4: you know she's debatable.
• 24:27
  Speaker 6: My number four, I would.
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: Your face is debatable. Well you heard me, he actually was.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: If he didn't, you can go back and listen to
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: the podcasts reading my list. That's just what I want
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: to list. Hold on, sex, somebody, somebody wants to talk
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: to you, Michael Leprecaun. Hold On, say let's go to
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: Charlie in Wisconsin. Charlie, say hello to Mike the Leprecaun.
• 24:47
  Speaker 6: Charlie, Oh, little leprecaun, how are you doing?
• 24:50
  Speaker 7: Hi?
• 24:51
  Speaker 4: I'm the biggest leppercaun.
• 24:53
  Speaker 6: But Charlie, you're on my list.
• 24:54
  Speaker 7: You'd been number three.
• 24:55
  Speaker 4: Maybe Holler and James maybe wait, oh my god, mister
• 25:00
  Speaker 4: Irrigation and absolute. The bottom of the list would be
• 25:03
  Speaker 4: blind Scott Marcel bottom three, and it might be a surprise.
• 25:07
  Speaker 4: Jane and des Moines would be all.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: Right, hold on sake, stop you talking. No one's listening.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: I want to thank Jeff from Bristolville, Ohio. I think
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: that Jeff from Bristol Blie. So the other day I
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: had said that I had one hat that I had
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: lost when I've moved a couple of times over the years,
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: and it was like the ugliest hat that I could
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: possibly have. And he is he has replaced the hat.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: Do you see this? Yeah, Like I just said this
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: the other day, right, it was a couple of days
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: ago I said this, and Jeff immediately, this is awesome.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: Me open this up here. There's a lot of are
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: you're going to switch out your hats right now? I'm
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: not going to be that he did. But this is
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: the I'll wear this tomorrow. This will be my tomorrow hat.
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: And this is the ugliest logo in the NFL. It's
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: the Cleveland brown It's the Cleveland Browns mascot. I remember
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: when you had that, Remember that I loved this hat.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: I used to wear this hat a lot because I
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: was one year voter to Browns fan. Do you care
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: about this at all? Michael Leprecaun and Charlie hung up.
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: I guess he doesn't care, so I screwed Charlie. But
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: Michael Leprechaun, are you excited that I have? And this
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: is like the Browns Leprechaun. Isn't this the Browns? It
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: looks like a Leprechaunt the one you the one you
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: had was a brown hat though right, well, no it was.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: It was part of it was orange, part of it
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: was round. This is all orange so I could also
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: And again I want to thank our buddy Jeff there
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: from Bristolville, Ohio, because I can now work, Like if
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: I work on the streets at night, I can wear this. Right,
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: you will not get hit. I will not get hit
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: if I'm working kept if I'm working on the highways,
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: I'd be good on that. If any kind of construction job,
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: I can wear this. It's very safe. People you're croud
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: could easily find you. That is very kind of you, Jeff,
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: thank you. And Jeff didn't send me an email or
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: and he just sent the hat. He's just like, hey like,
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: and there's no I'm looking, there's no note in the box.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: It's just an act of kindness. So that's very that's
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: very cool. And you know I have a hat collection
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: that this is a big hat week because Tree was
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: in here yesterday and Tree gave us two hats. That's
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: that's a three hat week. They got to the last
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: time I got that many hats was during the pandemic
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: when people felt pity on us because we were talking
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: about marble racing. So they just like bought us like
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: hats and stuff, kind of like what you get every day, Lorraine.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: For a week back in COVID, I got right Coop
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: Coop shaking his head. Yes he knows what I'm talking
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: about here, Yes, absolutely all right, anything else, I'm done
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: with you, Mike, I gotta go.
• 27:27
  Speaker 6: No, I.
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: Do have a coming. I gave you hats as well,
• 27:34
  Speaker 4: Oh you did you? I have I have you did.
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: I have the Boston hat.
• 27:37
  Speaker 4: I will wear that when we do the meat and
• 27:39
  Speaker 4: you I have wife is welcome. And I even gave
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: Lorraine a pink bottom red.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: I hate to tell you it got stolen all right,
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: Well you know I don't do that. JJ and w Renton?
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: Why are you there? JJ? And Renton? You were already
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: on the air. JJ. Apparently he's not there.
• 27:57
  Speaker 4: He hung up.
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: Let's go do I thought he was still there. Let's
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: go to Lucky Tony now. Lucky Tony called up earlier
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: from the bay and his phone died. Hello Lucky Tony,
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: any man?
• 28:07
  Speaker 6: Can you hear me now?
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: Yes?
• 28:10
  Speaker 6: Okay, after the phone call, can you announce where we
• 28:13
  Speaker 6: could send offensive Smugzilla jokes to? And also, good job
• 28:19
  Speaker 6: mentioning Hooker's earlier. I appreciate that. And if livery Van
• 28:23
  Speaker 6: wants a dancing bear for her birthday.
• 28:25
  Speaker 8: I have heard Auducy. Thanks then, thank you?
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: Well. I think I mentioned a quarterback named Why are
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: you giving me a weird look?
• 28:35
  Speaker 5: I didn't exactly understand what he said at last, and
• 28:37
  Speaker 5: I wasn't sure if I needed to dump it.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: Well you'll find out that face. You'll find out when
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: you wake up. Whether or not. I'm sure somebody at
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: iHeart will let you know.
• 28:44
  Speaker 5: But yes, what did you know that yesterday was my
• 28:47
  Speaker 5: two year anniversary at Fox?
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: Is that right? Happy anniversary?
• 28:51
  Speaker 5: If I got fired today, that'd be crazy.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: On your second anniversary. You always remember your second anniversary.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: I think one was my anniversary. My god, I don't
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: want to think about it. It's been a minute, it's
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: been it's been a few minutes. Yeah, it's been a
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: few minutes. Yeah, it's been been a while. But did
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: they call you? Did they say well, happy anniversary, happy
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: work aversary? A text message? You're doing my boss? Really? Yes? Wow,
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: that's impressive.
• 29:17
  Speaker 5: And I told him I'm sure does fly when you're
• 29:19
  Speaker 5: having fun on the radio.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: That's what happened to me. I know, I haven't even
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: remember when I I was at twenty years and they
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: didn't open for Eddie, but I was also they didn't
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: know they didn't no open for me. They did one
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: for Eddie, and I was like, well, what I think
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: I mean? I think that was veto trolling you? Oh
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: was it? Yeah? All right? Busting my balls? He busted them.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: You still remember. That'll be in my book at some point.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: Law yeah, let's go to see your any meaning money, Moe.
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: Let's go to the black irishman who's in Omaha. Hello,
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: black irishman, Man, I can.
• 30:01
  Speaker 4: Tell you I've been in Vegas still hungover, Lerenda.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: Are you still hungover Saturday in Vegas? Yes, Mike would
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: have to tell you man the super hat. Well, listen,
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: I want to thank you. No, no, I want to
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: thank you that hat. Did I not wear that Creighton
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: Blue Jays hat every single f and day here?
• 30:26
  Speaker 4: No?
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: No, I have Iowa hats. I'm good with Iowaha. No, no,
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: I have. I have two Iowah Hawkeye hats that listeners
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: in Iowa have sent me over there. So I'm good
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: on Iowa Hawkeye hats. I'm covered in that department. So
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: remember we talked about the Creighton Blue Jays. That's what
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: we're talking about in honor of Benoit Benjamin they didn't
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: have it, man. Yes, they don't sell hats anymore at Creighton.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: The school is so pathetic that they decided not to
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: sell hats anymore. Merch, I'm suious. All right, how's is
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: your daughter going to bed normal hours?
• 31:03
  Speaker 6: Now?
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: Good? Well, of course, because you she call up every
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: other time. She's playing video games in the middle of
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: the night and she's got school and I don't want
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: to be you know, if you get in trouble and
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: they're gonna say, well, why, black irishman, was your daughter
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: playing video games till four in the morning? Well, I
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: was listening to this radio show. And then they're gonna
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: blame me. They're gonna blame me, Lorena, What what do
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: you want? Do we really want that? You know? I
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: know you was looking pretty okay? All right, thank you?
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: All right? What's the creep factor on that? What are
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: we looking at there? Seven? Eight, eight and a half?
• 31:43
  Speaker 4: Nine?
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: Okay, let's go to let's go to are you still
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: getting those photos?
• 31:48
  Speaker 4: Lorena?
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: I guess we'll find out tomorrow you're still getting the Yeah, okay,
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: let's go to Chris. Who's next? Hello, Chris, Welcome? What's
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: going on here on Fox Sports? Rader? So Ben Mallor Show?
• 31:58
  Speaker 8: Ben Maller. How are you? I listened to you every.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: Single night, God bless you.
• 32:03
  Speaker 8: Thank you, absolutely love your show.
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: I appreciate that. Thank you. Tell a friend, Please tell
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: a friend. We need to tell a friend.
• 32:09
  Speaker 8: Yeah, Well, I follow you on a bunch of different platforms.
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: And thank you.
• 32:14
  Speaker 8: Well, basically, my my buddy was the quarterback for the Hawkeyes.
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, how many years ago?
• 32:23
  Speaker 8: A long time ago?
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: Old was he was? He good?
• 32:29
  Speaker 8: Yeah, he went to the Roose Bowl. Nice Rogers, Jimmy
• 32:33
  Speaker 8: Rogers son. Oh cool, Celtics.
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: Oh nice, I know Jimmy Rogers from the Celtics. Yeah,
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: that's awesome, that's cool.
• 32:39
  Speaker 8: Yeah, his son was the quarterback for the Iowa.
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: I look, get that. It's a small world. After all,
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: it's a small ride.
• 32:47
  Speaker 8: He's from my hometown, volpol where I used to grow.
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: Oh that's cool, very cool.
• 32:51
  Speaker 8: But anyways, the Red Sox, look, they're they're on fire.
• 32:56
  Speaker 8: You know, it's just it's fantastic.
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: As long as you can play the Yankees and you
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: set that up in the playoffs, Chris, can you play?
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: Of course? You know what happens. You're an old time
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: baseball fan. You know what happens. When you beat and
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: you bash and bludgeing a team during the regular season
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: and then you play him in the playoffs. What usually
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: happens you lose to the team. Unless you're the Twins
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: against the Yankees, then that that doesn't work. But everything
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: are the Yankees who beat the twins of the regular season,
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: then the plus. But yeah, the Red Socks look great
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: against the Yankees.
• 33:24
  Speaker 8: And yeah, well they look good against everybody right now.
• 33:29
  Speaker 8: They're doing well, and I'm happy for him. And basically,
• 33:34
  Speaker 8: you know what, even if it doesn't work out, I'm
• 33:38
  Speaker 8: just happy that they're competitive and they're doing well.
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: The bar is that low. I gotta tell you that,
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: Roman Anthony, that guy's a total stud. That guy is.
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: He's living up to the hype. He's, as you know,
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: a prospect is a suspect until proven wise, And dare
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: I say I like that guy. I think that guy's
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: gonna be right. He's gonna be one of those guys
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: that plays with the Red Sox for ten years and
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: then he'll get upset and demand too much money and
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: they'll trade with the Dodgers. But he'll be there for
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: a while till they till they get upset.
• 34:03
  Speaker 7: You know.
• 34:04
  Speaker 8: I think you're right with that. Yeah, because that's what
• 34:06
  Speaker 8: we did. We send everybody that Dodge.
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: I have noticed that, right, there's a kid. There's a
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: connection between the Red Sox and Dodgers Like this goes
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: back like fifteen years at least, maybe longer than that.
• 34:16
  Speaker 8: No, I know, you know, I'd love Tommy Lasoda back
• 34:19
  Speaker 8: in the day and was great and then whatever gives
• 34:24
  Speaker 8: with the Tigers so.
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: Well, but he was. He's two famous home runs eighty
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: four World Series and eighty eight World Series with the Dodge.
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: Eighty four the Tigers and eighty eight with the Dodgers,
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: and then he play and then he played with the
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: Royals and the Pirates at the end of his career.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: Holy crap, all right, I gotta go, but all right, go,
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: there's a Chris that's that's old guy radio right there.
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: Cowboys being Old Guy Radio, Cowboy, John Bradd and wins
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: are Ontario with Cowboys Corner Cowboy John.
• 34:48
  Speaker 7: Brad, Okay Ben Well Tigers First Basement. Spencertorical Son is
• 34:54
  Speaker 7: twenty sixth to day and as well. He's in the
• 34:58
  Speaker 7: minors now, but he was a former team mate. Kilbadou
• 35:01
  Speaker 7: was twenty six on the sixteen and let's see, oh
• 35:07
  Speaker 7: long ago of actress babes Vera Miles was in Midnight
• 35:11
  Speaker 7: Cowboy was ninety five on Saturday, and Barbara Eaton was
• 35:16
  Speaker 7: ninety four Saturday, and also Sunny Jurgensen was ninety one Saturday,
• 35:21
  Speaker 7: and yeah, I don't care to think about him much
• 35:24
  Speaker 7: for obvious reasons. But formerly Subway Jared was forty eight Saturday,
• 35:29
  Speaker 7: and he's he's.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: Staying at the Gray Bar Hotel right now.
• 35:33
  Speaker 7: He said to you, well, hopefully he got a nice
• 35:35
  Speaker 7: knuckle fan which for his birthday, like he got when
• 35:40
  Speaker 7: he first went behind bars some years back. But anyway,
• 35:45
  Speaker 7: thinking people, hopefully in a few minutes, bucks and blondes
• 35:49
  Speaker 7: and black cowboys forever we are buying.
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: There you go, cowboy John Brady show legend. He show legend.
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: We are going to have by the celebrity couple. There
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: are reports send the tabloids here that the Sauce Gardner
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: Ice Spice relationship is apparently on ice. Either that or
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: they have an open relationship. There's some tabloid photos of
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: Ice Spice canoodling with basketball player, but not an NBA
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: player or some other basketball players. So dirty, dirty, dirty,
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: And I'm just reporting what the tabloids tell me. That's all,
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  Speaker 9: It's time now to site site a bite where we
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  Speaker 1: the Great Sports Radio Mystery. Somebody from sports will last
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  Speaker 1: Here we go. One say what one? Since they won
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  Speaker 1: since day one? Since day one?
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  Speaker 3: Yep?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, weren't headphone since day one? All right? Will anyone
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  Speaker 1: Sports Radio Mystery. Caller five? Uh? Color two? Nobody? Nobody? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: let's go with the caller number one. That is the Milkman, Milkman,
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  Speaker 1: Mike and Colorado Milkman. Uh is that.
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  Speaker 6: Former giver Bronco running back Odrick Answer.
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  Speaker 1: Me, wow, uh no, no, thank you hang up on yourself.
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  Speaker 1: Please do the right thing. Chris in Boston his caller
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  Speaker 1: to Hello, Chris, welcome, Hey Ben.
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  Speaker 8: That's former Red Sox right field of Tom Bernante.
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  Speaker 1: No time. Yeah, you always remember Nasky for the Red Sox,
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  Speaker 1: not the Twins, so the Cardinals. No, all right, that's
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  Speaker 1: thank you, Chris. That's a good name. I like these
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  Speaker 1: old names. Site to play a game, play again, Platyget
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  Speaker 1: says one. He was the youngest player in the majors
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  Speaker 1: when he debuted at nineteen years and two hundred and
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  Speaker 1: seven days old. Let's go to caller number three, Coach Russell.
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  Speaker 1: Undefeated in the Orlando area. Coach Russell, I'm going to Atlanta.
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  Speaker 8: Brave outfielder andrews.
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  Speaker 1: Is that Andrew Jones? No, but good guest, very relevant
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  Speaker 1: Play again, Play again. Pettiget, the one says the one,
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  Speaker 1: right JJ one? All right, come JJ in Renton. Hello, JJ,
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  Speaker 1: you're on site to bite JJ. What is going on
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  Speaker 1: with it? Does he mute his phone?
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  Speaker 2: Is he is?
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  Speaker 6: That?
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  Speaker 8: Is that Michael pittmis Junior?
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  Speaker 1: There?
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  Speaker 7: He is.
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  Speaker 1: The thing about I love JJ. But he's on a delay.
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  Speaker 1: He's on the we were on a delay and JJ's
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  Speaker 1: on his own delay.
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  Speaker 7: It's no, I didn't I didn't have my mic.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, you're wrong, all right. Time for another clue and
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  Speaker 1: then call her five. Only the fourth player in Major
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  Speaker 1: League Baseball history to record one hundred extra base hits
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  Speaker 1: before his twenty first birthday, Dominican Mike is caller number five.
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  Speaker 8: Hey, good morning man, Good morning man.
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  Speaker 2: That one?
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  Speaker 1: So that is I what ona? Good job Dominican Mike.
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  Speaker 1: You know your baseball Dominican, but that is go to
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  Speaker 1: the Dominican. You know your balla man? That is one
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  Speaker 1: solo up in New York Metropolitans. Good job. I want