Latest / We Don't Smoke the Same / #685 Just Another Pollock
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- 0:00Speaker 1: What up, and welcome back to another episode here of
- 0:02Speaker 1: the Wacre Bake, although we don't smoke the same podcast.
- 0:05Speaker 1: Thank you so much everybody for patiently waiting hitting that
- 0:08Speaker 1: thumbs up, and sorry about being fashionably late before the
- 0:16Speaker 1: fucking podcast started. So once that got settled down, we're like,
- 0:20Speaker 1: we have to do the show. So everybody's back to
- 0:22Speaker 1: doing the show right now for you guys, So make
- 0:24Speaker 1: sure you guys hit that thumbs up and super chatted up.
- 0:27Speaker 1: Because before I tell you about the sponsors, let me
- 0:29Speaker 1: tell you about the giveaway. I got two of these
- 0:31Speaker 1: thirtieth anniversary Cyperus Hill Funky Field tips that I I, dude,
- 0:35Speaker 1: you don't even know how I have these, dog I
- 0:36Speaker 1: fucking had to look through the fucking storage and I
- 0:39Speaker 1: found a bag full of them. Uh, but yeah, I
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- 0:43Speaker 1: get one of those, a pack of nitty papes which
- 0:46Speaker 1: are fucking king sized ones, and you'll fucking get what
- 0:50Speaker 1: is it, one of our latest Panjamins. You might get
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- 1:26Speaker 1: Now to my left is my co host. What's going on?
- 1:29Speaker 1: XG sub dog feeling good? Ready to get fucking faded?
- 1:32Speaker 1: Do some actual real drugs?
- 1:36Speaker 2: Why are you?
- 1:37Speaker 1: Like, why are you taking here some real fucking some
- 1:41Speaker 1: real weed out there? I was, I got no hash
- 1:43Speaker 1: holes on the rave. You know, I know why people
- 1:47Speaker 1: don't take good we do because they're gonna be a
- 1:50Speaker 1: sick one. Yeah, and you're sharing and nothing like when
- 1:53Speaker 1: you're on a sick one, nothing tastes or hits the same.
- 1:57Speaker 1: Like I've been like I fucking shoved like hello, fucking
- 2:00Speaker 1: no storms in my nose and fucking like like I
- 2:03Speaker 1: used to have, like fucking like when people give me
- 2:05Speaker 1: pre rolls like I would have those when I would
- 2:08Speaker 1: become sick with I wouldn't be smoking a good week.
- 2:10Speaker 1: I would just be the same, Yeah, just smoking, putting
- 2:13Speaker 1: little mint drops on him, so it'd be like a mink.
- 2:17Speaker 1: Also across from me is Mike can India co host.
- 2:20Speaker 1: What's going on?
- 2:20Speaker 2: What's going on? Sorry we're late. You already know what
- 2:23Speaker 2: it is. Number one Mexican podcast in the world. Happy
- 2:26Speaker 2: to be here.
- 2:27Speaker 1: Tell them we almost have makeup withssles before the podcast started.
- 2:32Speaker 2: Measles just a friendly family argument.
- 2:37Speaker 1: But he's you're new to that.
- 2:38Speaker 3: Yeah, Like I was about to say, it would be
- 2:40Speaker 3: me and Nity versus you and Ray because you got
- 2:43Speaker 3: more weight on top.
- 2:43Speaker 1: So it'd be like a like a like a tag team.
- 2:46Speaker 2: Being would be like, let's do this outside the ones,
- 2:48Speaker 2: go get tackles. Well, you guys, raise Aero Dynamic. Now
- 2:54Speaker 2: he got Ray mysterio built.
- 2:56Speaker 1: What is it.
- 3:00Speaker 2: That seems sneaky on top of the fridge?
- 3:04Speaker 1: Yeah? Also what is it running the boards? Thank you
- 3:07Speaker 1: so much? Ray, Morning Shot Films, Morning Real Podcast.
- 3:10Speaker 4: Good Mega Morning.
- 3:12Speaker 1: Uh yep, it's a good Mega morning. And also, yo, man,
- 3:15Speaker 1: you guys have known this dude. You might have seen
- 3:18Speaker 1: him smoking out your local sash. But this guy, at
- 3:21Speaker 1: the last couple of events that we've been doing, we've
- 3:23Speaker 1: been fortunate enough to have him pull up and fucking
- 3:26Speaker 1: I'm talking about really smoking fools out dog. He's guys,
- 3:29Speaker 1: a very interesting guy, I mean, has an interesting, interesting attire.
- 3:34Speaker 1: Who has an interesting fucking uh what is it, smoke gun.
- 3:38Speaker 1: It's just an interesting man. Just give it up for
- 3:40Speaker 1: just another Polock in the house or his Xavier called
- 3:45Speaker 1: him potlark. It made sense. Bro was like, he's got
- 3:48Speaker 1: the pot and then when he's there, your luck. It's
- 3:50Speaker 1: like a lucky pot lucky.
- 3:51Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 3:51Speaker 1: I'm literally that's like if he was if he was Asian.
- 3:54Speaker 2: Like he's thinking about the Open mics.
- 3:58Speaker 1: It was like the homiees not Asian. Bro, He's not
- 4:00Speaker 1: that Podlock Sun.
- 4:01Speaker 2: You know, like making fun of my You're a Polsky.
- 4:05Speaker 2: That's why it's Pollock.
- 4:06Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, so like you gotta get closer to make
- 4:10Speaker 1: a little bit. So it's a derogatory term Polock is.
- 4:13Speaker 1: I was gonna I was gonna ask, like so I thought,
- 4:15Speaker 1: I thought, like polock is like people from Poland.
- 4:18Speaker 5: I know, it's it's it's kind of for someone a
- 4:20Speaker 5: wop or whatever. You know, it's it's kind of a
- 4:22Speaker 5: bad you just.
- 4:23Speaker 2: Call them Polish or a pole.
- 4:24Speaker 4: I think it's a fish too.
- 4:26Speaker 5: Yeah, I know, pollock is a fish with pronounce it
- 4:29Speaker 5: with a. But it's about to say.
- 4:30Speaker 2: In my neighborhood where I grew up, there was a sign,
- 4:32Speaker 2: where are those people from Poland?
- 4:35Speaker 1: Okay? So they're okay, so they're Poland.
- 4:37Speaker 2: Where I grew up, there was a sign on this wall.
- 4:38Speaker 2: Every day I will walk past it and it said,
- 4:41Speaker 2: in huge letters, Polsky slap.
- 4:43Speaker 1: And I never knew that's a that's a Polish place.
- 4:45Speaker 2: Does that mean Polish the slip?
- 4:49Speaker 1: I'm not really sure.
- 4:50Speaker 5: I'm not I'm not really raised like my grandma's Polish
- 4:53Speaker 5: and her whole family's Polish. I wasn't really raised into it,
- 4:56Speaker 5: so I didn't get the language or nothing like that.
- 4:58Speaker 5: But you identify here, there's a there's a couple of
- 5:00Speaker 5: words that we're tossed around that like.
- 5:02Speaker 1: I mean, I know it's my slang, but.
- 5:04Speaker 2: You like those Mexicans who can't speak Spanish.
- 5:06Speaker 5: Yeah, and I'm half Mexican. My dad's born in Mexico,
- 5:09Speaker 5: has the scar and everything.
- 5:10Speaker 1: That's quite I don't know Spanish, that's quite a crazy
- 5:13Speaker 1: mix though, it's like, what's the Mexican scar I never
- 5:15Speaker 1: even heard of?
- 5:16Speaker 5: Like when you're born over there, you got the little
- 5:19Speaker 5: fucking shot booster shot.
- 5:20Speaker 2: You have it?
- 5:22Speaker 1: You don't, Yeah, you go, but you got like the
- 5:24Speaker 1: modern one for that. Yeah, if you like people like
- 5:28Speaker 1: my parents, his parents talk the motherfuckers have like Like Bro,
- 5:36Speaker 1: I was like, did the doctor shoots you with a
- 5:37Speaker 1: twenty two? Yeah?
- 5:40Speaker 2: Guns?
- 5:42Speaker 3: Since we brought it up on the five seconds ago mentos,
- 5:46Speaker 3: can you make a halfholemental?
- 5:48Speaker 1: Is that possible? Like, I know there's like mint weed,
- 5:50Speaker 1: but it's not mentee. I think you can, but it's
- 5:52Speaker 1: just gonna it's gonna be defeating the purpose. I think
- 5:54Speaker 1: the only thing that would make sense is if you
- 5:55Speaker 1: if you make a split a ment all kind of
- 5:58Speaker 1: because if you do it actually to the herb, you're
- 6:00Speaker 1: just tainting the actual flavor of the earth. But like
- 6:03Speaker 1: people the guys that flavor the candy, yeah, like people
- 6:05Speaker 1: that fucking smoke, like like splips, maybe they might enjoy it.
- 6:09Speaker 1: Because I'm not gonna lie Bro. I used to hate
- 6:12Speaker 1: splits and not that I like them now. But I
- 6:14Speaker 1: don't know, bro. Every fucking now and then, dog, I'm
- 6:18Speaker 1: sitting there chilling watching TV, and I'll fucking take out
- 6:21Speaker 1: a cigarette and I fucking just wrote I roll there
- 6:23Speaker 1: with some weig dog and I fucking get on the
- 6:25Speaker 1: sick one dog. But it's like, cause it's a different
- 6:28Speaker 1: high bro. But I used to never not like it,
- 6:30Speaker 1: but it kind of just takes the little edge off.
- 6:31Speaker 3: Like I'm like, you don't want cigars at home, smoke
- 6:35Speaker 3: splips the British.
- 6:37Speaker 1: Smokes your British. Yeah, it's like it's a like a
- 6:40Speaker 1: British thing.
- 6:40Speaker 2: When I was in high school and a little bit
- 6:43Speaker 2: after high school, just when you didn't have enough money
- 6:46Speaker 2: to like make a fat joint, I would use keep
- 6:50Speaker 2: it up a little bit.
- 6:51Speaker 3: I mean, whenever I see a spiff, I just see
- 6:53Speaker 3: a bro person that didn't have money to buy more
- 6:55Speaker 3: weed and fucking make it.
- 6:56Speaker 6: Some people like that show to me, if I wanted
- 6:59Speaker 6: to smoke with it's either I smoked the trust person
- 7:02Speaker 6: and then.
- 7:03Speaker 1: If someone passes me a splip and didn't announce it
- 7:05Speaker 1: to them. I saw I saw the alchemist clips trust me.
- 7:10Speaker 1: He's not broke like I was, Like I was like
- 7:14Speaker 1: I see this. I was like, I was like, which
- 7:17Speaker 1: people do this?
- 7:18Speaker 2: That's the Toronto and Toronto they use grapa. They put
- 7:20Speaker 2: that inside their joints and sometimes they don't even tell
- 7:22Speaker 2: you when you hit a grapa joint.
- 7:24Speaker 1: They put that. They put that baby here tobacco out there,
- 7:27Speaker 1: you know what I'm talking about. It's like very soft
- 7:28Speaker 1: and they have it in the pouch and they always
- 7:30Speaker 1: have that kind of ship on there. But yeah, that's
- 7:33Speaker 1: a violation. Okay, Like okay, okay, you make someone. How
- 7:36Speaker 1: much of a violation would it be if you put
- 7:38Speaker 1: some like in the big gun. I just cut it
- 7:43Speaker 1: with tobacco that way, people would fucking start coughing and
- 7:47Speaker 1: be so mad. Minus Yeah, yeah, only cigarette fools would
- 7:53Speaker 1: be like yeah.
- 7:55Speaker 4: He shout out to see Minus because he actually put
- 7:57Speaker 4: it down a lot on the cigarettes.
- 7:58Speaker 1: Yeah for real, though, Man, I don't know if it
- 8:00Speaker 1: was because I kept sending him those Joe Camel meal
- 8:02Speaker 1: memes of him, of Joe Camel with cancer, you.
- 8:06Speaker 2: Know what I'm talking about.
- 8:07Speaker 1: There's like a joke. Olt was like them bar cigarettes
- 8:10Speaker 1: really hit Bro, and it was like that was a cancer.
- 8:13Speaker 1: Your parents collect camel bucks and Marlboro, Marlboro. Yeah, man,
- 8:17Speaker 1: they didn't. The worst part was it they didn't even smoke.
- 8:19Speaker 4: That was.
- 8:21Speaker 2: Cigarettes, was it?
- 8:22Speaker 5: Obviously the whole magazine dog we had like a Marlboro jacket,
- 8:26Speaker 5: a camel danim jacket.
- 8:28Speaker 1: We had the Marlborough whole tent set.
- 8:30Speaker 2: That's just probably worth the money.
- 8:31Speaker 1: Bag all that ship. Yeah, Marlboro bag, Marlborough, some of
- 8:35Speaker 1: it's worth some money, Marlboro chess, Marlboro jacket.
- 8:37Speaker 2: Bro.
- 8:38Speaker 1: I remember seeing that ship at the swam Meat I did,
- 8:41Speaker 1: like and it was kind of beat up eighty seven,
- 8:44Speaker 1: you know, eighty nine dollars, like just eighty nine ninety nine.
- 8:46Speaker 1: I was like, damn, what the fuck is that one
- 8:48Speaker 1: of those high priced vintage Yeah, like what was just
- 8:50Speaker 1: a flea market, but you could tell it was like
- 8:51Speaker 1: a booth. That guy, he was like, yeah, fucking hunted
- 8:53Speaker 1: it and he talked about it like Tommy does teh. Yeah, yeah,
- 8:58Speaker 1: I got this.
- 8:59Speaker 3: Well, how long till a week company does what Marvel
- 9:02Speaker 3: did and start making merch and real commercials.
- 9:04Speaker 1: I'm talking real, no real commercial. I haven't seen a real.
- 9:07Speaker 2: Week cookie because you can't have weak commercials.
- 9:09Speaker 1: Okay commercial I'm talking on TV. I'm not talking on
- 9:11Speaker 1: the I'm talking real commercial. The thing is like, I get,
- 9:15Speaker 1: I get, I get what I get where you're coming from.
- 9:17Speaker 1: But TV is not worth that much to companies anymore
- 9:21Speaker 1: because think about it. Before the Internet became so relatively
- 9:24Speaker 1: available to people, people had to sit in to see
- 9:26Speaker 1: who's the funny guy on Saturday Night Live or who's
- 9:29Speaker 1: the fucking who's cooking on TV? Now, well I have
- 9:32Speaker 1: a food show, Ray has a movie review show. This
- 9:34Speaker 1: motherfucker makes jokes. I was like, everybody has something, and
- 9:38Speaker 1: it's just like the options are endless. So now people
- 9:41Speaker 1: don't have to tune in. Bro, the Internet destroyed TV.
- 9:44Speaker 2: No also though a big reason of it. Don't get
- 9:46Speaker 2: me wrong. If weed companies could, they would advertise on
- 9:49Speaker 2: TV right away, if it would make it it's illegal
- 9:52Speaker 2: to Like in Canada, I know you can't. You're not
- 9:55Speaker 2: allowed to have week But in.
- 9:56Speaker 1: The United States we can promote prozac.
- 9:58Speaker 2: Yeah, but you can't have a week commercial. I know.
- 10:00Speaker 2: I know that's if they did. If they could, they
- 10:04Speaker 2: would one hundred All right, how about how about it
- 10:07Speaker 2: on NASCAR?
- 10:08Speaker 1: You probably can I think they have.
- 10:10Speaker 5: Actually, those drugs are different though, because only in America
- 10:13Speaker 5: and like Australia.
- 10:14Speaker 1: Countries in the world drugs, it's everywhere else. They're like, no,
- 10:21Speaker 1: you don't want.
- 10:22Speaker 3: To it's legal, bro, because you think about it. You're
- 10:24Speaker 3: on TV and they're telling you, do you feel this?
- 10:27Speaker 3: You want to feel great?
- 10:28Speaker 1: And then you go tell your dog you don't. You
- 10:30Speaker 1: should have known about that medicine your dog. But isn't
- 10:32Speaker 1: that the same isn't that the same thing as like
- 10:34Speaker 1: those commercials tired of not being hard and it's just like,
- 10:39Speaker 1: don't forget to use Like every dude over forty is
- 10:46Speaker 1: like sometimes sometimes you know what I mean.
- 10:48Speaker 2: It's just like like those commercials, those that side effects
- 10:52Speaker 2: are worse than what you're going with. For with everything
- 10:55Speaker 2: that saw commercial for headaches, it's like, if you have headaches,
- 10:58Speaker 2: get bowtops, but if you get botoks, one of the
- 11:00Speaker 2: side effects is extreme headaches. What the fuck is going on?
- 11:04Speaker 1: I'm trying to get that blue your gold sponsored guy.
- 11:07Speaker 2: Have you tried either, bro?
- 11:10Speaker 1: But I was like I'm wondering. I was like, what
- 11:11Speaker 1: more can they do?
- 11:12Speaker 4: Because it actually goes because the blue.
- 11:14Speaker 1: One was working fine.
- 11:15Speaker 7: It's just like but it's just like, listen, man, what
- 11:20Speaker 7: kind of men are there that you don't want pussy,
- 11:23Speaker 7: like if it's like if it's one thing, if like
- 11:25Speaker 7: you get shy, you get nervous.
- 11:29Speaker 1: Yeah, but he's not trying to convince women that he
- 11:31Speaker 1: likes fucking pussy. He know, he lets dudes know what
- 11:34Speaker 1: he likes, like have a category dog. But I'm talking
- 11:37Speaker 1: about dudes that are lying there next to a woman
- 11:40Speaker 1: and it's just like looking at her pussy and don't
- 11:41Speaker 1: fucking be like I kind of want to put it
- 11:43Speaker 1: in there? Like why does the pill need to tell
- 11:45Speaker 1: you that you want like, you know me, your instinct
- 11:47Speaker 1: should be like I'm tear this ship up, you know,
- 11:50Speaker 1: but I do want to Yo? Is this like some
- 11:53Speaker 1: X men pill?
- 11:55Speaker 3: You want to know what's the worst commercial? When the
- 11:56Speaker 3: wife's there? Like my husband couldn't get hard, but now he.
- 12:01Speaker 1: Like all nobody nobody wants you're lying get You can
- 12:07Speaker 1: get a different commercial, bro, the Bluetoo gold commercials. Nothing
- 12:10Speaker 1: but those commercials.
- 12:12Speaker 4: Dogs.
- 12:12Speaker 1: No, those girls are anybody's wives. Dogs, All those girls
- 12:16Speaker 1: for a few dollars, you too, you know what I mean?
- 12:19Speaker 1: Like you just she'll bring the blue Choo gold dog
- 12:21Speaker 1: if you pay the right price. But that's the best
- 12:23Speaker 1: the worst advertisement dogs.
- 12:25Speaker 2: Just a stronger dose. That's what it is. I don't know.
- 12:27Speaker 5: It's a dose that gets your head right.
- 12:28Speaker 2: And you're blue. Was telling you, we're not gonna get
- 12:31Speaker 2: your head in the game. We're just taking the game.
- 12:32Speaker 5: You could be a zombie with your guard with.
- 12:34Speaker 1: Yeah, there's two different types of damn. That's so that's
- 12:37Speaker 1: so horrible. Who guard? They also have brains.
- 12:46Speaker 3: They got m cream just like temper. You put like
- 12:48Speaker 3: them cream on your dick and then you can't feel her,
- 12:49Speaker 3: so then you can go a longer.
- 12:50Speaker 5: And they have that for the girl too, for her
- 12:53Speaker 5: mouth to take you know, the chew bowl or whatever throat,
- 12:57Speaker 5: So they could be like.
- 12:59Speaker 1: That's that's what porn stars, dude. They use that great
- 13:02Speaker 1: some of them, some of them. Some of them are
- 13:04Speaker 1: just you know, a drona to check it.
- 13:08Speaker 3: She went on a two Bears podcasts and then she
- 13:10Speaker 3: would interview.
- 13:11Speaker 1: She's like, you guys know her, just look up and
- 13:13Speaker 1: just look her up.
- 13:14Speaker 3: This motherfucking bitch was committed to sucking dick so bad,
- 13:18Speaker 3: and she went to the dentist and asked the dentist
- 13:20Speaker 3: to take.
- 13:20Speaker 1: Her mollers off so she can deep throw more commitment
- 13:25Speaker 1: that b game bro the love the married, shout out
- 13:32Speaker 1: to that one right Drina to check it? What the fuck?
- 13:36Speaker 2: Girl?
- 13:36Speaker 1: Imagine the dentist your teether like what do you want?
- 13:40Speaker 1: I just wanted to go deeper. You don't think You're like,
- 13:42Speaker 1: I'll do it if you do it to me. But
- 13:47Speaker 1: the dentist, I was like, all right. The dentist was like,
- 13:50Speaker 1: all right, let me try him out.
- 13:52Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 13:52Speaker 1: I like, yo, if I'm doing this, we gotta see
- 13:54Speaker 1: if I did a good job that podcasting before and after.
- 13:56Speaker 3: I got a tested before it's called to just episode.
- 14:00Speaker 3: I don't I don't really watch two Bears in One Cave.
- 14:02Speaker 3: But that was a great episode.
- 14:04Speaker 1: And what's the deal with fucking Tom and his lady?
- 14:06Speaker 1: I heard his ladies getting of Oh yeah, Bobby Lee
- 14:09Speaker 1: hit on her.
- 14:11Speaker 3: Bobby Lee, okay, Christina Painski, he heard he was getting
- 14:15Speaker 3: a divorced and he's like, true, Christina, I want you.
- 14:19Speaker 1: How serious is a relationship? He's not?
- 14:22Speaker 5: He him and that girl he did him so dirty
- 14:25Speaker 5: a long time.
- 14:26Speaker 1: He fucked that one dude who was horrible comedy.
- 14:28Speaker 5: And they're still good friends.
- 14:30Speaker 1: But they're not.
- 14:30Speaker 2: I swear he has some next girl. He has the
- 14:32Speaker 2: next girl. He's dating some white.
- 14:34Speaker 1: Girl, maybe Bobby Lee. Dude, he'll fucking leave her if
- 14:38Speaker 1: Christina says let's go, yeah, he probably will.
- 14:41Speaker 2: Guy.
- 14:41Speaker 1: He's kind of like, Bobby Lee is kind of a douchebag.
- 14:43Speaker 8: Bro.
- 14:44Speaker 2: If he wants to bank Christina, that's not really a
- 14:46Speaker 2: dude bag.
- 14:49Speaker 1: I'm not period. I'm not saying Okay, yeah, I would say,
- 14:52Speaker 1: but like sometimes the way that full acts, like I
- 14:54Speaker 1: just feel like Bobby Lee doesn't care about nothing at all.
- 14:58Speaker 4: For one, Like he.
- 14:59Speaker 1: Really he really doesn't give a fun Like he'd be like, hey, dude,
- 15:03Speaker 1: so and so just died. That's cool.
- 15:05Speaker 4: He talked about it.
- 15:07Speaker 1: Yeah, he's like, damn, that's cool.
- 15:08Speaker 4: But you go on hard summer. I got blessed.
- 15:11Speaker 1: He talked about getting by by old man or something. Yeah,
- 15:17Speaker 1: by down syndrome.
- 15:18Speaker 2: Dude.
- 15:19Speaker 1: I think it happened two or three times. Bro, there's
- 15:20Speaker 1: like two occasions. Honestly, that ships sucked U everything. He said, no, no,
- 15:25Speaker 1: he said he was training it for candy. He literally
- 15:28Speaker 1: knew what was going on. He knew it was wrong.
- 15:30Speaker 1: But at the same time, you kid, what if somebody
- 15:35Speaker 1: want what if somebody want to said, Xavier doesn't asking
- 15:37Speaker 1: for what if somebody told you, Xavier, I buy you
- 15:39Speaker 1: David David Beckham's new cleats. That's no uniform ship. That's
- 15:42Speaker 1: part of the grooming right there. Look, he's thinking about it.
- 15:45Speaker 2: I got to tack a pookie up the dookie.
- 15:47Speaker 1: I'm just saying you can't. It is wrong, but it's
- 15:50Speaker 1: one hundred percent wrong. But he knew that well. He
- 15:52Speaker 1: was getting done to me. He was wanting to get candy.
- 15:55Speaker 1: I'm not saying that the guy is right. I'm not
- 15:58Speaker 1: saying that the guy was right. I'm not the favorite,
- 15:59Speaker 1: but I just candy. You're just saying it's crazy that
- 16:02Speaker 1: he went back for Like.
- 16:05Speaker 5: Looking looking back, when I was a young kid, I
- 16:07Speaker 5: fucking pop Bonus with my babysitter and ship, Like I
- 16:10Speaker 5: knew I wanted it.
- 16:11Speaker 1: I knew I wanted.
- 16:12Speaker 2: It babysitter as a young as a young man, I knew,
- 16:17Speaker 2: damn well, I was like I want women.
- 16:20Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, Like seriously, do you know It's like like
- 16:22Speaker 1: how did you know? Like you know, how I knew
- 16:24Speaker 1: fucking know the like novelas you know, like soap opera. Yeah, dog,
- 16:28Speaker 1: when the soap opera scenes. Don't get off because in Spanish, dude,
- 16:31Speaker 1: this is like softpore dogs and the bitches, like the
- 16:35Speaker 1: bitches the Spanish soap. Like like like I bet you now, Bro,
- 16:39Speaker 1: all the fools, all the old men that are watching,
- 16:41Speaker 1: for sure, they're looking if all these girls have only fans,
- 16:43Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like but like back but
- 16:45Speaker 1: back in the no because I'm talking about the new novel.
- 16:47Speaker 1: Talk about back in the day, bro and used to
- 16:49Speaker 1: get so hot and heavy dog and he usuld just
- 16:50Speaker 1: you know, he didn't have porn nothing.
- 16:52Speaker 5: So he used to be like it was Washington magazines, Bro,
- 16:56Speaker 5: his treehouse.
- 16:57Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Do you guys the mechanics
- 16:59Speaker 1: shop taking up no magazine on the mechanic shop. I remember, Dog,
- 17:02Speaker 1: I used to they used to I used to work
- 17:03Speaker 1: for this job called hands. It used to be cleaning
- 17:06Speaker 1: up the streets, right, we started working at fifteen. They
- 17:08Speaker 1: used to wear the vest. It's like fucking community service,
- 17:10Speaker 1: but you get paid, right, there's school service.
- 17:12Speaker 2: Clean, green and clean.
- 17:13Speaker 1: You used to clean up these blocks and used to
- 17:15Speaker 1: have like some of them used to have mechanic shops.
- 17:16Speaker 1: And I was like, I want to use the restroom cool.
- 17:19Speaker 1: They had a whole rack porn old magazines. Though I
- 17:22Speaker 1: remember I took like four dogs.
- 17:24Speaker 2: Bust out while you wait for the car.
- 17:28Speaker 5: The new issue.
- 17:29Speaker 1: You could tell all the mechanics just went in there.
- 17:31Speaker 2: Though.
- 17:31Speaker 1: I wasn't like a customer bathroom. Ship had nothing but
- 17:34Speaker 1: all those things everywhere.
- 17:35Speaker 3: Tell me I wasn't the only fucking weird little kid
- 17:37Speaker 3: looking at naked news.
- 17:39Speaker 1: You guys remember the naked News. I remember, just three
- 17:42Speaker 1: years younger, Bro, that's why he saw you saw that
- 17:45Speaker 1: come out.
- 17:46Speaker 5: I remember, like I remember the clothes. I remember, Yeah,
- 17:49Speaker 5: my dad had to go in a freaking treehouse with us.
- 17:51Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 17:52Speaker 1: From the eighties, it was.
- 17:54Speaker 2: Like naked Whale.
- 17:55Speaker 1: There was naked news at one point. I think it
- 17:57Speaker 1: was rushing or something like that, but there was like
- 17:58Speaker 1: naked news. And then Playboy came out there too. I
- 18:02Speaker 1: didn't know Playboy came out with it and then, but
- 18:04Speaker 1: Playboy just did it too soft, Bro. Honestly, I don't
- 18:06Speaker 1: understand like Hustler was the hardcore. Hustler was the hardcore
- 18:10Speaker 1: Hustler is the reason like knew what the inside of
- 18:13Speaker 1: a pus deep in his mouth.
- 18:16Speaker 2: There is selling his mansion, but it comes with the
- 18:20Speaker 2: like his mansion was never his. No, but he's selling it. No,
- 18:24Speaker 2: but it says that he can only he'll only sell
- 18:26Speaker 2: it if you let him continue living there and die there. Yeah.
- 18:29Speaker 5: Well that's what he's dead though, right, That's what happened
- 18:32Speaker 5: that because when he was alive, he would, you know,
- 18:36Speaker 5: the magazine was failing or whatever. He had to sell
- 18:38Speaker 5: it to some rich dude.
- 18:39Speaker 1: The rich dude was like, Okay, you can live here.
- 18:41Speaker 5: Till you live out your days. But I own this place,
- 18:44Speaker 5: you know, And he owns the wife's houses next to it,
- 18:47Speaker 5: because his wife's house is next Yeah.
- 18:49Speaker 1: You.
- 18:49Speaker 5: Haffner had had a wife house across the street and
- 18:52Speaker 5: another girlfriend house across the street. He owned kind of
- 18:54Speaker 5: that whole block. And when I was a kid, I
- 18:57Speaker 5: used to be like a childhood actor and ship and
- 19:00Speaker 5: I was on Charlie's Angels full throttle. I got to
- 19:02Speaker 5: go to the Playboy mansion as well.
- 19:04Speaker 1: What was fun. No wonder you're on, bro, No wonder you're.
- 19:10Speaker 5: We have like a fucking sheet with all the numbers,
- 19:12Speaker 5: like because they had one of those phones in the
- 19:14Speaker 5: in the fucking grotto and you could like dial up
- 19:17Speaker 5: to any room in the mansion, right, and so I
- 19:20Speaker 5: have the paper like the corresponding numbers and all that ship.
- 19:23Speaker 5: I have like a water bottle with the Playboy logo,
- 19:26Speaker 5: like a couple.
- 19:27Speaker 2: Of keepsakes from it naked girls.
- 19:29Speaker 5: Uh No, I kept even at that age, I was like,
- 19:32Speaker 5: where all the bunnies at?
- 19:33Speaker 1: I want to see the And luckily my mom was like, oh,
- 19:37Speaker 1: they got bunnies.
- 19:37Speaker 5: And like he has like a mini zoo in the back.
- 19:40Speaker 2: Dog.
- 19:40Speaker 5: This was like a quailing bunnies and all kinds of ship.
- 19:43Speaker 1: He has like a mini zoo in the back.
- 19:45Speaker 2: He has a zoo.
- 19:45Speaker 1: Alright, I wanted the fucking bunny. This is bro, Like
- 19:50Speaker 1: this is a w W E era, Bro, Like you
- 19:52Speaker 1: used to watch wrestling and then like the way Jerry
- 19:54Speaker 1: the King law fucking talked about sucking the bitches out there,
- 19:57Speaker 1: the puppies, and he used to used to fucking dejectify
- 20:00Speaker 1: all these anybody who grew up in that era. He
- 20:02Speaker 1: watched that ship. You are mine, like, I want to
- 20:05Speaker 1: see t Bro, Like you just fucking wanted it, Bro,
- 20:08Speaker 1: I mean, if you were straight, you know.
- 20:10Speaker 5: I remember I asked Brittany Murphy if she wore a
- 20:13Speaker 5: two piece or a one piece because like I was
- 20:15Speaker 5: on a.
- 20:16Speaker 1: Way you moved on a different movie with her met
- 20:17Speaker 1: Brittany Murphy.
- 20:18Speaker 5: I was on hundreds of different like commercials, movies, TV shows,
- 20:23Speaker 5: all that, and she rest I was a huge background acting,
- 20:26Speaker 5: you know, the real parts. There's there's some truth to
- 20:30Speaker 5: all that.
- 20:31Speaker 3: You think you think her husband killed her and then
- 20:33Speaker 3: he ended up with the mom.
- 20:35Speaker 1: Yeah, that's not so she died.
- 20:38Speaker 3: From uh like like whatever, you're lunky.
- 20:42Speaker 1: Like molden ship, which is you were for a young.
- 20:44Speaker 4: Person to die like that and think with Bernie mac.
- 20:47Speaker 3: Yeah, but so she was married to some younger some
- 20:50Speaker 3: older cat. I don't know his age honestly, but he
- 20:52Speaker 3: ended up like they think he killed her and then
- 20:54Speaker 3: he ended up with the mom because after she died,
- 20:57Speaker 3: they were laying they were laying in bed together and
- 21:00Speaker 3: ship like mourning together like we'd like, it's not how
- 21:02Speaker 3: you mourn with.
- 21:03Speaker 1: Your fucking mother in law. Some weird shane.
- 21:06Speaker 3: If you look into it, they're thinking that they killed
- 21:08Speaker 3: her and then the guy and the mom were in
- 21:09Speaker 3: on it.
- 21:09Speaker 1: It's just kind of nuts.
- 21:12Speaker 2: Got why don't you kill my daughter and fuck me?
- 21:16Speaker 2: That's fucked up.
- 21:17Speaker 4: That's definitely a porno somewhere.
- 21:19Speaker 1: That's definitely someone somebody right now is being told that
- 21:23Speaker 1: what what what do you what do you think is
- 21:25Speaker 1: some truth since you met her? I mean she was
- 21:28Speaker 1: a dope chick.
- 21:29Speaker 5: I didn't know anything about that at the time because
- 21:32Speaker 5: that that happened because nobody knew.
- 21:33Speaker 2: Yeah, I was.
- 21:34Speaker 5: I was in the movie A Little Black Book at
- 21:36Speaker 5: the time. So that's fucking super old.
- 21:39Speaker 4: Like what what scenes were you in in that film?
- 21:41Speaker 5: Because that one I was, I was a stand in,
- 21:45Speaker 5: So all you see is the back of my head
- 21:46Speaker 5: and I play like the main kid, but I'm just
- 21:49Speaker 5: the back of his head on a park bench.
- 21:51Speaker 1: Did you even get into acting? Well, because like number one,
- 21:53Speaker 1: I've known, I thought you just did wilding. I mean
- 21:55Speaker 1: I welded in college.
- 21:57Speaker 3: Yeah, because it's like, I mean, is the only one
- 22:00Speaker 3: that should be that you should be smoking out of
- 22:02Speaker 3: the bloors from I'll tell you, Oh, that's.
- 22:03Speaker 5: Why I made it out of my like old extraction
- 22:07Speaker 5: equipment in my three or four stain lists, because I
- 22:09Speaker 5: knew that, uh, like welding on galvanized steel, if you
- 22:12Speaker 5: get it too hot, it's gonna off gases.
- 22:14Speaker 1: No matter what. You can't help it and it's a
- 22:16Speaker 1: huge white cloud.
- 22:17Speaker 5: It's the same thing. You wouldn't be able to tell
- 22:18Speaker 5: the difference until you get a headache. And many kids
- 22:22Speaker 5: at my like at my college, when I was fucking welding,
- 22:25Speaker 5: they were already having jobs welding galvanied steel, like ruining
- 22:30Speaker 5: their lives, basically.
- 22:30Speaker 1: Broke for some good money.
- 22:32Speaker 4: Question on that. So all the other people that you see,
- 22:35Speaker 4: like in the social media with their own fucking leave blower,
- 22:38Speaker 4: most likely their ship's fucked up because.
- 22:41Speaker 5: If it's made out of the A C ten that's
- 22:43Speaker 5: all galvanized steel, that flimsy AC ten with the AC tape.
- 22:48Speaker 1: Alzheimer's like straight up on people, Look, that's why they
- 22:53Speaker 1: make the glass ones and too. Those people don't understand
- 22:55Speaker 1: that ship bro breathing like they according to science, as
- 23:00Speaker 1: you know, they say that the reason you get some
- 23:02Speaker 1: diseases in your brain is the accumulation of too much
- 23:05Speaker 1: metals sometimes, like specifically Alzheimer's is linked to a lot
- 23:08Speaker 1: of aluminum in your fucking in your brain. That's why
- 23:11Speaker 1: it's big and Latino community because we cook with a
- 23:13Speaker 1: lot of fucking aluminum, and you use that ship a lot.
- 23:15Speaker 2: Switch them.
- 23:16Speaker 1: But but the what I'm saying is that imagine you
- 23:20Speaker 1: taking something like a half pound, torching it, eating up
- 23:25Speaker 1: that metal around it, and not that metal not being
- 23:28Speaker 1: able to withstand or made to withstand those kinds of
- 23:31Speaker 1: heat or that kind of heat, and you just taking
- 23:33Speaker 1: it to the face because of course, who doesn't get excited,
- 23:36Speaker 1: Oh my god, somebody's blowing on this wheel.
- 23:37Speaker 2: Let's go.
- 23:39Speaker 1: Especially foods that are there, they don't have the money
- 23:40Speaker 1: and they're just there for the good time. Like the foods,
- 23:43Speaker 1: Like those foods are the fools. They run to that
- 23:45Speaker 1: ship real quick. First fool. The foods are getting a
- 23:47Speaker 1: face full of fucking brain fucking injuries. Dog that you're
- 23:51Speaker 1: not gonna see till like fucking sixty. If you're like,
- 23:55Speaker 1: fucking get to live that long, scary dog, that's the
- 23:58Speaker 1: worst one.
- 23:59Speaker 5: They're like, they're doing that welding job for free, basically
- 24:02Speaker 5: just breathing in tons of gal and I steal. And
- 24:05Speaker 5: the amounts that you're breathing is probably way more than
- 24:07Speaker 5: you're breathing and welding, at least welding. If you're only
- 24:09Speaker 5: heating a small spot, it's like a little sliver of smoke,
- 24:12Speaker 5: but you're still breathing that shit in that shit is
- 24:14Speaker 5: heating a large surface area to that same temperature or
- 24:18Speaker 5: not the same temperature as welding, but hod enough to
- 24:20Speaker 5: off guess way past that.
- 24:23Speaker 2: So when did you leave acting to go into world?
- 24:25Speaker 1: How did you even get into that?
- 24:27Speaker 2: Like?
- 24:27Speaker 5: Were your parents? Like my mom kind of pushed me
- 24:30Speaker 5: into it because she she heard through the grape vine
- 24:35Speaker 5: that like they were doing auditions at like the Green Tree.
- 24:39Speaker 5: I live in the high Desert, so there's like the
- 24:41Speaker 5: Green Tree in or whatever they used to do like
- 24:43Speaker 5: auditions and stuff there bring people to la and whatever.
- 24:47Speaker 5: So she got me in there and then it just
- 24:50Speaker 5: kind of took off. It like from like third grade
- 24:53Speaker 5: to eighth grade, I was doing NonStop acting to the
- 24:57Speaker 5: point where.
- 24:58Speaker 1: My teachers hated it.
- 24:59Speaker 5: They like, no one, no teacher wants to like hear that,
- 25:03Speaker 5: Oh he's not coming to school tomorrow, because it's not
- 25:05Speaker 5: like it's on short notice all the time. He's not
- 25:08Speaker 5: coming to school tomorrow and he needs the homework. Oh fuck,
- 25:11Speaker 5: Like how am I gonna put Like you're just gonna
- 25:13Speaker 5: miss class?
- 25:14Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
- 25:15Speaker 3: What was your biggest like like your biggest film where you.
- 25:18Speaker 5: My biggest like where you could definitely see my face
- 25:22Speaker 5: full on was in with Hillary duff in the The
- 25:26Speaker 5: Cinderella Story and that watched.
- 25:30Speaker 1: There's a scene Liza Maguire. I wanted to meet her
- 25:33Speaker 1: so right now, the whole scene on set, I was
- 25:39Speaker 1: like anxious to meet her.
- 25:40Speaker 5: I was so ready to meet her. And we were
- 25:42Speaker 5: in California and they're like, oh, they're filming that half
- 25:44Speaker 5: of the of the movie in New York.
- 25:46Speaker 1: Like fuck, why in New York? So you never I
- 25:49Speaker 1: never got to meet her. You're in the movie. I
- 25:53Speaker 1: would assume that everybody. Everybody that sometimes.
- 25:58Speaker 5: It's like a porn they got you got scenes from everywhere.
- 26:03Speaker 1: Yeah, she's like all the people in the portals.
- 26:07Speaker 3: I think the camera guy gets dog.
- 26:11Speaker 1: I used to be like, does he get to go?
- 26:13Speaker 5: I think you got it was a real delivery guy.
- 26:18Speaker 5: He's those pizza guys are.
- 26:19Speaker 2: Real, right, Uh so it was.
- 26:24Speaker 5: It was a cool scene. There's like a there's like
- 26:25Speaker 5: a car wash scene where those twin sisters are fighting
- 26:28Speaker 5: or whatever, the Evils sisters. They're fighting on top of
- 26:30Speaker 5: a car and uh, they panned through like the kids
- 26:34Speaker 5: watching it, like through the glass or whatever, and I'm
- 26:37Speaker 5: there in like a green Hawaiian shirt eating my sandwich Like.
- 26:41Speaker 1: It's pretty.
- 26:41Speaker 5: That's like the biggest clip where you could like see
- 26:44Speaker 5: my face for a long time and like I was
- 26:46Speaker 5: My first one was I Am Sam with Sean pan Bread.
- 26:51Speaker 5: I got to play around with Sean pan I was
- 26:53Speaker 5: there for like three days.
- 26:54Speaker 1: It was pretty cool. Did you ever try to do
- 26:56Speaker 1: like hold on, hold on, I want to know more
- 26:58Speaker 1: about this. You work with Sean fan on this? Yeah,
- 27:01Speaker 1: it was cool. How fucking like how how how was
- 27:05Speaker 1: he able to turn it on and off? Because he's
- 27:06Speaker 1: like he's acting full on retard. No, he's on, like.
- 27:09Speaker 5: He was on the entire in between, like he would
- 27:15Speaker 5: beat the kids with the air guitar because like we
- 27:18Speaker 5: were like I was in the Halloween scenes and all
- 27:20Speaker 5: that ship. So he has like this inflatable guitar and
- 27:23Speaker 5: he's beating the kids with it, like he just he
- 27:25Speaker 5: was having fun with us on and off.
- 27:27Speaker 1: Camera, and like that way.
- 27:29Speaker 5: That way, if they captured something that was not supposed
- 27:31Speaker 5: to be a scene, they could like put it in
- 27:33Speaker 5: his clips.
- 27:33Speaker 1: And when they get into character, they really do get
- 27:35Speaker 1: into character. That's one of those.
- 27:37Speaker 5: Method actors like Daniel Day Lewis or whatever that fool
- 27:40Speaker 5: like turns it on. They say that Shylah buff turns
- 27:45Speaker 5: it on when he comes. They say that he turns
- 27:47Speaker 5: it on a little too much as a.
- 27:49Speaker 2: Child, as a child actor. Did you see any of
- 27:53Speaker 2: that sketchy Hollywood shit happened around?
- 27:54Speaker 5: Was a ton of fucking sketchy Hollywood ship, dude. There
- 27:56Speaker 5: was times when I fucking was probably damn thear molested.
- 28:00Speaker 2: There was.
- 28:01Speaker 5: There was a lot of times like that, like just
- 28:03Speaker 5: like getting me in the sketchy situations, or like when
- 28:07Speaker 5: you go for head shots and you go to these
- 28:09Speaker 5: sketchy LA places for head shots and it's like, oh,
- 28:12Speaker 5: I do kids head shots and I do plenty of kids.
- 28:15Speaker 5: Shuts you sketchy apartment on the fifteenth floor.
- 28:20Speaker 1: You know, it's like crazy. There's one thing. It sounds
- 28:24Speaker 1: like your mom was crazy. Bro, Like think about that, bro,
- 28:27Speaker 1: like somebody's apartment off. You're not supposed to be handling
- 28:30Speaker 1: children in an apartment.
- 28:31Speaker 3: Yeah, But here's the thing that I know the answer
- 28:33Speaker 3: is probably yes too, because it never happened.
- 28:35Speaker 1: Your mom was always around. Yeah, they always did the kids.
- 28:39Speaker 1: It's the kids that leave the kids with the bro
- 28:44Speaker 1: there on top of that.
- 28:45Speaker 2: Yeah, she was aware that it was Yeah, she was
- 28:47Speaker 2: like she.
- 28:48Speaker 5: Was behind the camera. Man like, oh, don't good in
- 28:51Speaker 5: that position, Like I don't like that.
- 28:52Speaker 1: You know she was good. She's good. Yeah, because that's
- 28:55Speaker 1: I mean, you watch the behind the scenes, the one
- 28:57Speaker 1: with He's like, that's why Nickelodeon have picked me up?
- 29:03Speaker 2: Was going to be there.
- 29:06Speaker 8: He's like, man all that man that was crazy there
- 29:12Speaker 8: never picked me up. Temple Legends killed that.
- 29:18Speaker 2: I always wanted.
- 29:19Speaker 3: I don't look so much fun Temple Legends bro just
- 29:22Speaker 3: running what it was a Nickelodeon show where it was
- 29:26Speaker 3: like Aztec based.
- 29:27Speaker 1: And like you ran Maze or whatever that like.
- 29:30Speaker 5: Like they'll be like like a talking as text call.
- 29:33Speaker 1: Like they'll be like a bunch of like boxes and
- 29:35Speaker 1: then you have to like date through them and find
- 29:36Speaker 1: the key. Then you have to get back to this
- 29:38Speaker 1: fucking door, and then sometimes you run out of time.
- 29:41Speaker 1: Like random Foods would just come take your they touched you.
- 29:48Speaker 2: That's what you are.
- 29:48Speaker 5: That like Indiana Jones shipped with the ball and running
- 29:51Speaker 5: from the ball like they did a lot of that too.
- 29:53Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, or you didn't watch them? What was the
- 29:56Speaker 1: one with the he said released the Polock files.
- 30:04Speaker 5: Yeah, you better release them.
- 30:05Speaker 1: Was the one when they slammed you with with the family.
- 30:08Speaker 1: You played with your family with two families in the orange,
- 30:10Speaker 1: and then they slimed you. They slammed as a whole family.
- 30:13Speaker 1: That was a lot of the I wanted to be
- 30:16Speaker 1: slimmed though. Yeah, she looks, Yeah, you know what, but
- 30:19Speaker 1: you know what.
- 30:19Speaker 5: It is the series behind that, it's it's like a
- 30:23Speaker 5: green screen that they can make white throw because it's green,
- 30:26Speaker 5: they can make it whatever they want.
- 30:28Speaker 1: They'll turn it white. And then you know, the theory
- 30:30Speaker 1: behind it was they're just throwing ship.
- 30:32Speaker 5: At you like a fucking like they're slapping it all
- 30:34Speaker 5: over and then they take a picture of you.
- 30:36Speaker 1: You're like, it's all over your face.
- 30:41Speaker 2: You know.
- 30:41Speaker 3: Nickelodeon has a foot Logo's Nickelodeon and what's the and
- 30:48Speaker 3: then dan Stein all these fools are defeat. It is weird, bro,
- 30:51Speaker 3: just Dan really some of the some of the some
- 30:53Speaker 3: of the Ariana Grande show, She's she's all about feet.
- 30:57Speaker 4: What's up with a Grande? And the other actresses that
- 31:01Speaker 4: are like super skin super like Jen or Taga.
- 31:04Speaker 2: Recently they're probably taking those.
- 31:06Speaker 4: Even Yeah, I know that's the thing.
- 31:10Speaker 5: Let's still think.
- 31:11Speaker 4: How can the doctor be like, Okay, you know what,
- 31:13Speaker 4: let's give you ozampic even though you're one away.
- 31:15Speaker 1: What what who's taking away when you.
- 31:21Speaker 2: To them? Yeah, there's bitches who are bodies.
- 31:24Speaker 1: Doctors in Hollywood that don't give a funk about nothing.
- 31:26Speaker 3: They'll give you ketamine, they'll give you paying me, but
- 31:32Speaker 3: not the Jewish.
- 31:34Speaker 1: Doctor with that attitude.
- 31:36Speaker 4: I can't imagine noseampic or anything related to that. Like,
- 31:41Speaker 4: I don't know why.
- 31:43Speaker 1: Everybody right now, the reason why I can.
- 31:45Speaker 2: Trust him, he's brown.
- 31:47Speaker 1: Yeah, everybody's on the red h right now.
- 31:50Speaker 3: Everybody I know like six people on them, and it's
- 31:53Speaker 3: one of them is kind of losing his hair.
- 31:54Speaker 5: You don't give even my mom's on one of them
- 31:56Speaker 5: g O p ones or whatever. My mom and my
- 31:58Speaker 5: dad they're both taking that.
- 31:59Speaker 1: Everybody on this baptized shoddy pape just got.
- 32:02Speaker 5: I don't even get on the internet.
- 32:04Speaker 1: I finally got on the machine today, Like we're to
- 32:06Speaker 1: measure your body fat and everything, and it's been like
- 32:09Speaker 1: a long time. I went from forty six percent body
- 32:12Speaker 1: fat to twenty six up.
- 32:16Speaker 2: That's what you wanted to run like forty six is
- 32:19Speaker 2: forty six is like half of you. That's fifty percent
- 32:22Speaker 2: body fat.
- 32:22Speaker 1: I used to be fat as fucked like. I've been
- 32:26Speaker 1: trying to hid the gym too, trying to get a
- 32:27Speaker 1: little skinny. I've seen some some progress.
- 32:30Speaker 3: Just got make sure he's on your al He'll be
- 32:34Speaker 3: up early and then if you want to go.
- 32:35Speaker 2: This goes for early then afterwork, but he's also he's
- 32:40Speaker 2: also in bed by nine PM.
- 32:42Speaker 1: I go there after. I'm up there thirty. You think
- 32:45Speaker 1: I'm gonna fucking up.
- 32:46Speaker 2: Well, I gotta do a s it's given take pm.
- 32:51Speaker 2: I'm still having fun.
- 32:53Speaker 1: Yeah, he didn't. You better fucking get back used to
- 32:58Speaker 1: the motherfucker because once you're once, you're back.
- 33:00Speaker 2: Doctor.
- 33:02Speaker 5: I do all my sets late, like I have to
- 33:04Speaker 5: work out after work. I cannot work out before work
- 33:06Speaker 5: like you.
- 33:07Speaker 2: I gotta do it in the morning.
- 33:07Speaker 1: Those are the monsters, dude.
- 33:09Speaker 5: It like at my gym, Dude, it's crowded all fucking
- 33:13Speaker 5: day long, and at five in the morning when all
- 33:15Speaker 5: those monsters are.
- 33:16Speaker 1: There, it's a different It's I feel like that episode
- 33:20Speaker 1: you walk. Yeah, I don't belong the best way.
- 33:23Speaker 2: To start your day, You won't You won't you won't
- 33:28Speaker 2: work out. Oh, I feel like you don't have the
- 33:30Speaker 2: same energy if you do it in the middle.
- 33:31Speaker 1: Of the day or yeah, not at the beginning of
- 33:34Speaker 1: the day. I don't for sure.
- 33:36Speaker 5: This is I mean, ship getting up for this. I'm
- 33:38Speaker 5: never up there. I'm working up right now.
- 33:40Speaker 1: I'm like, look, there is there is Like they're like,
- 33:44Speaker 1: you're right, niddy, Like there is the thing. He's like, yeah,
- 33:46Speaker 1: but you're in bed by nine. Yeah, one, bro, But
- 33:48Speaker 1: I try to capitalize most of my day man, as
- 33:50Speaker 1: much as I can. Broy, it sucks being up up
- 33:53Speaker 1: at that time. Dog, I'm not gonna lie. It's not
- 33:55Speaker 1: the most fun thing, bro.
- 33:56Speaker 2: Like I hate it.
- 33:57Speaker 1: I feel like sometimes I don't get enough rest. But
- 33:59Speaker 1: there's it is very satisfying to know that, Like if
- 34:01Speaker 1: I don't do it, like my body can't go backwards anymore,
- 34:05Speaker 1: Like I can't do that. Ship have to be up
- 34:07Speaker 1: at that.
- 34:07Speaker 3: My favorite part is like when I'm done working out
- 34:09Speaker 3: at eight and I'm.
- 34:10Speaker 1: Like, bitch has fools barely waking up right now? What's
- 34:14Speaker 1: the fool started? Like I started thinking, like that's what
- 34:18Speaker 1: those like David characters.
- 34:20Speaker 3: He'll he'll tell you he's about like by eight, he's
- 34:23Speaker 3: already like.
- 34:24Speaker 5: He's had a full day by I.
- 34:26Speaker 2: Would usually go I would usually go to the gym
- 34:28Speaker 2: by eight or nine am. But I would still go
- 34:31Speaker 2: to bed by like two or three. I would just
- 34:33Speaker 2: rock a nap in the middle nap or later.
- 34:36Speaker 1: That's just like rocking eat six eggs.
- 34:38Speaker 2: Let get that protein, dog jack.
- 34:42Speaker 1: Yeah, So so after child acting, bro, then you then
- 34:46Speaker 1: what's up? What would you do after that?
- 34:48Speaker 4: You survived Hollywood dog.
- 34:56Speaker 2: Making question?
- 34:58Speaker 1: Were you a little back kid? I will no, I
- 35:00Speaker 1: was a little chubby, but I wasn't.
- 35:04Speaker 5: I did have a bowl cut though. That was the
- 35:06Speaker 5: weirdest thing.
- 35:07Speaker 2: The thing about pophiles like whales.
- 35:10Speaker 5: Yeah, that's true. I probably wasn't hot enough. I had
- 35:15Speaker 5: a bowl cutting. Ship Like, I wasn't the most attractive
- 35:17Speaker 5: looking kid.
- 35:19Speaker 1: Dude, I'm telling you, bro, Like it's like you gotta
- 35:21Speaker 1: be happy that you were fat.
- 35:22Speaker 2: As a kid.
- 35:23Speaker 5: I look like fucking mini Oliver Tree or whatever, you know,
- 35:25Speaker 5: Like I had that same cut.
- 35:27Speaker 1: In today's world may be different, but back in the day,
- 35:30Speaker 1: the bow cut wasn't gonna fly dog for the well
- 35:32Speaker 1: it was.
- 35:33Speaker 5: It was mainly because those kids that had bowl cuts.
- 35:36Speaker 5: You noticed there were a lot of movies, and they
- 35:39Speaker 5: not only did they stand out, they were in a
- 35:41Speaker 5: lot of movies at that time, and uh they could
- 35:44Speaker 5: play a maximum of age range. Dudes, those bowl cuts
- 35:49Speaker 5: from other angles, they you don't know what age the
- 35:51Speaker 5: kid is.
- 35:51Speaker 1: And then here's one thing that we all assumed. You're rich,
- 35:57Speaker 1: you know what I mean, you get paid? Did you
- 35:59Speaker 1: get some what was there?
- 35:59Speaker 2: A nice most of.
- 36:01Speaker 5: Like most of it? Like, So basically the way it works,
- 36:04Speaker 5: it gets split into like what is called the Jackie
- 36:06Speaker 5: Cougan account because Jackie Coogan was from the Adams family,
- 36:10Speaker 5: the bald one. When he was a child actor, his
- 36:14Speaker 5: parents took all of his fucking money, all of it,
- 36:17Speaker 5: and so he.
- 36:18Speaker 1: Grew up and had nothing.
- 36:20Speaker 5: And so the way that worked was they started making
- 36:23Speaker 5: a Cougan account that is only unlocked by that kid
- 36:26Speaker 5: at like eighteen or twenty one.
- 36:29Speaker 1: And anybody tell me couldy cochin.
- 36:31Speaker 5: So yeah, some of that money goes there, and then
- 36:34Speaker 5: some of that money goes to a regular account that
- 36:36Speaker 5: your parents can touch. And with my mom, unfortunately, she
- 36:40Speaker 5: used up quite a bit of it. And uh so
- 36:43Speaker 5: when I was fun, when I was done with everything,
- 36:45Speaker 5: I mean, I had about twelve thousand dollars to start
- 36:50Speaker 5: my you know, eighteen year old.
- 36:51Speaker 1: It was. It was not bad, Yes, it was definitely.
- 36:55Speaker 5: I mean I was like, there should have been more,
- 36:56Speaker 5: like I did all they.
- 36:59Speaker 4: Let's just say that didn't have happened with your mom.
- 37:01Speaker 4: What would it? What would the number ben instead of
- 37:03Speaker 4: twelve grand?
- 37:04Speaker 5: I mean, I must I'm assuming it was probably closer
- 37:08Speaker 5: to twenty or so like that, like twenty five maybe
- 37:12Speaker 5: something like that.
- 37:12Speaker 1: Okay, she gets a cut, you didn't get did on? Motherfucker?
- 37:18Speaker 1: She did not get I was like, you had some
- 37:22Speaker 1: awesome Christmases. You still walked away with twelve. You survived
- 37:27Speaker 1: a lot of ship walked away with. I say, go
- 37:30Speaker 1: get a job. My mom had her own money. She
- 37:33Speaker 1: was a dope dealer. My mom was a super successful
- 37:36Speaker 1: dope dealer. She had her own money.
- 37:39Speaker 5: Like I had birthday parties every year that were either
- 37:42Speaker 5: two bounce houses, one on each side of the yard,
- 37:45Speaker 5: or a bounce house and a pony ride, those little
- 37:47Speaker 5: pony circles. It would have been cool with the cotton
- 37:50Speaker 5: machine and a cloud. Every barney was there, all kinds
- 37:54Speaker 5: of ship.
- 37:54Speaker 4: What about a popcorn machine?
- 37:55Speaker 5: Everything and everything and we'd go to fucking different schools
- 37:59Speaker 5: that weren't with flyers, like come to Ricky's birthday party
- 38:03Speaker 5: and all these fucking it's a dude, if you have kids,
- 38:06Speaker 5: you hold on. If you have kids, this is a
- 38:10Speaker 5: fucking gold. This is gold. Invite kids from every fucking
- 38:15Speaker 5: school because those parents, they want to bring their kids
- 38:18Speaker 5: some fucking wear and they're gonna bring them to your house.
- 38:21Speaker 1: And they don't know what.
- 38:22Speaker 5: To get your kids. They don't know your fucking kid,
- 38:24Speaker 5: so they're gonna bring you ten dollars here, fifteen dollars,
- 38:28Speaker 5: they're five dollars.
- 38:29Speaker 1: Whatever it is.
- 38:30Speaker 5: Dude, that birthday when we did all that, my birthday
- 38:33Speaker 5: cards was like fucking five hundred bucks between all the
- 38:36Speaker 5: fucking cards, just because it's a bunch of random parents
- 38:39Speaker 5: that don't know what the fuck to get you. They
- 38:41Speaker 5: don't even know you, but they want to bring their kids.
- 38:43Speaker 3: Because they else and connections, I mean connections at the
- 38:46Speaker 3: end of the day, you know in that school and
- 38:49Speaker 3: when you usually don't.
- 38:50Speaker 1: Know anybody that would have helped it. Like once you
- 38:52Speaker 1: go to high school, that's what sh changed, or middle school,
- 38:55Speaker 1: because kids go to other schools and ship and then
- 38:57Speaker 1: you fucking like, don't I know you.
- 39:00Speaker 2: Went to Yeah that.
- 39:04Speaker 1: Dude that it was pretty cooper dope dude. Fuck Like,
- 39:08Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie, bro, this is now. I see
- 39:10Speaker 1: what You're like, very a very chill motherfucker dog like
- 39:13Speaker 1: because I've known this food for like a lot of advance.
- 39:16Speaker 1: But like you know what I mean, Like he's always
- 39:18Speaker 1: just been very chill. I've always told him. I was like, fool.
- 39:20Speaker 1: I was like, you dressed have you always dressed like that? Yeah?
- 39:22Speaker 5: Yeah, forever, like even the mustache minus the mustache. Like
- 39:28Speaker 5: in young elementary school, I went to school for school
- 39:31Speaker 5: picture in my suits. And then I kind of grew up,
- 39:34Speaker 5: like you know, you get bullied like that and ship
- 39:36Speaker 5: like that. So I mean I got bullied out of.
- 39:38Speaker 1: It somebody that dresses bullying.
- 39:43Speaker 5: Anything, and so I got bullied and I kind of
- 39:50Speaker 5: went into like more of a skater punker like kind
- 39:53Speaker 5: of style.
- 39:54Speaker 2: Uh.
- 39:54Speaker 5: I had a little gothic phase or whatever, like you know,
- 39:57Speaker 5: faiting it. I even have pictures of like me and
- 40:00Speaker 5: some of the homies and I was wearing like my
- 40:03Speaker 5: brother's four XL white T shirt back when that was cool,
- 40:06Speaker 5: like big old white T shirts did you.
- 40:08Speaker 1: Ever wear big as teas like that? Hell yeah, what's
- 40:10Speaker 1: the biggest as?
- 40:11Speaker 2: He went on to.
- 40:13Speaker 5: This shins, dude, So when did you start getting back
- 40:18Speaker 5: into the suit? Like high school was like senior year
- 40:22Speaker 5: at college that then I went back to my own style,
- 40:26Speaker 5: and I like, I like in college, I was wearing
- 40:29Speaker 5: top hats like more brown, kind of steam punky.
- 40:32Speaker 1: Did you where do you get a top hat at? Though?
- 40:34Speaker 5: Like you get one at the college? Welding with my
- 40:40Speaker 5: top hat and a steam punk dog was on it.
- 40:42Speaker 5: And then me and my pin up girlfriend would ride
- 40:45Speaker 5: our fucking longboards through the fucking through the campus, so
- 40:50Speaker 5: it looked pretty cool. And my longboard was a big
- 40:51Speaker 5: old weed leaf, like a leaflet or whatever.
- 40:54Speaker 2: The other kids at school probably thought guys were so weird.
- 40:56Speaker 5: They thought we were strange because I'm like, he's kid's
- 40:59Speaker 5: got a weed longboard, so he smokes weed, but he
- 41:02Speaker 5: looks dapper and he has steampunk and he has a
- 41:04Speaker 5: pinup girlfriend, Like where did all this come from? Like
- 41:07Speaker 5: this guy's coued, she's all wearing a nice pinup dress
- 41:09Speaker 5: with a petticoat, like nice dude, Like, and she would
- 41:12Speaker 5: longboard with me.
- 41:13Speaker 3: It's so I know it's a small community with kind
- 41:16Speaker 3: of like small actors. Did any of your friends blow up? Like,
- 41:19Speaker 3: is there someone right now?
- 41:19Speaker 1: We're like.
- 41:22Speaker 5: That. There's one kid I know, I don't know his name,
- 41:25Speaker 5: but I worked with him quite a bit, and uh,
- 41:28Speaker 5: he ended up being not really famous famous, but he
- 41:31Speaker 5: had some pretty big parts that I've seen him in later,
- 41:35Speaker 5: and I was I was kind of a little bit
- 41:37Speaker 5: jealous because there was certain kids that I would see
- 41:39Speaker 5: all the time because we kind of looked in the
- 41:41Speaker 5: same range, right, we had the same bowl cut, we
- 41:43Speaker 5: were about the same height, we were all a little
- 41:45Speaker 5: bit chubbier, you.
- 41:47Speaker 1: Know what I mean.
- 41:47Speaker 5: We had the like that's how they get you to
- 41:50Speaker 5: do any acting is they're like, oh, we need a
- 41:52Speaker 5: little Mexican kid, or a little Jewish kid, we need
- 41:56Speaker 5: a something like that, and then you kind of if
- 41:59Speaker 5: you can play in to those parts.
- 42:01Speaker 2: That's the thing when they cast people. They have to
- 42:03Speaker 2: request like we need a big, fat, ugly lady, yeah exactly.
- 42:07Speaker 2: And then there's something there's some agent who has to
- 42:10Speaker 2: call up her client and be like I got perfect.
- 42:13Speaker 2: We all got three big, big.
- 42:15Speaker 1: Hey, fat ass Yeah, let's be be his agent.
- 42:20Speaker 2: I guess that's what you know?
- 42:21Speaker 1: What?
- 42:22Speaker 2: Right? I wonder how may people get surprised? You're like,
- 42:24Speaker 2: why do I keep getting cast?
- 42:26Speaker 1: You're gonna get casts the same ship the black guy.
- 42:28Speaker 1: He's like, why is it always crime rules?
- 42:31Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 42:33Speaker 5: Exactly?
- 42:33Speaker 1: Why am I always like like those Mexican foods.
- 42:36Speaker 5: That are in every movie and they're always the same
- 42:38Speaker 5: Mexican criminals.
- 42:42Speaker 1: Who's that guy? Noel? You know they got like Hector
- 42:46Speaker 1: and all those guys the same seventy plus the same,
- 42:51Speaker 1: Like his name has been Hector in seventy plus movie.
- 42:54Speaker 1: I mean, it's not hard to be Hector, bro, especially
- 42:57Speaker 1: if you grew up looking like that, Like change my
- 42:58Speaker 1: name to Hector at the ball point Noah or whatever
- 43:02Speaker 1: his name is.
- 43:04Speaker 2: He still does it pretty good, though.
- 43:06Speaker 1: It is forgot mad because he was like, asked me,
- 43:09Speaker 1: and I asked him come on the podcast. He's like,
- 43:10Speaker 1: don't ask me that you'd like, don't put it up.
- 43:17Speaker 1: Don't ask me that one. Yeah, did anything? Yeah? I
- 43:20Speaker 1: wanted to ask that. It was fun though, I mean
- 43:23Speaker 1: it was cool. Superques. He always wanted to be on
- 43:28Speaker 1: TV about Huld hands on his bluff right now, hold
- 43:31Speaker 1: says no l G is my lady sister's baby daddy, Dude,
- 43:34Speaker 1: this chill well fool, tell that fool about that. We
- 43:36Speaker 1: don't smoke the same podcast?
- 43:37Speaker 2: Dog, come on?
- 43:39Speaker 1: Does all these other podcasts? You gotta come up over here. Dogs,
- 43:41Speaker 1: you better bring him over here. I know Dog two
- 43:44Speaker 1: for one. Dog, he could do the green th on
- 43:45Speaker 1: one too. You can say, that's what I'm saying.
- 43:50Speaker 4: Dog, he's about with hair.
- 43:52Speaker 1: He had hair then too. You don't have hair now,
- 43:55Speaker 1: so he but he's gonna be like, yeah, dog, can
- 43:59Speaker 1: he still cool here?
- 44:00Speaker 2: Like that? Though?
- 44:01Speaker 4: When he came he had a full grown head of hair.
- 44:04Speaker 4: That's I don't know if it was a wig or not,
- 44:06Speaker 4: but that ship looked very be hilarious. I feel like
- 44:11Speaker 4: he does.
- 44:12Speaker 1: It's called it to pep different dog. I can't see
- 44:20Speaker 1: that guy with hair at all. Like what you see
- 44:22Speaker 1: Big Sittrick that you know, Big Strick. No, the guy
- 44:25Speaker 1: who does Aliate, not a Melio, the guy who works
- 44:29Speaker 1: with Bobby and the new King of the Hill. No
- 44:32Speaker 1: he's not. Yeah, he's he's a cool dude.
- 44:34Speaker 2: Man.
- 44:34Speaker 1: Great, you gotta watch out. You gotta watch the new
- 44:36Speaker 1: season King Hill King?
- 44:38Speaker 2: Right? Yeah, like you ever try to get into voice acting? Uh?
- 44:42Speaker 5: Never, I've never heard anyone say that my voice is
- 44:45Speaker 5: interesting or worthwhile.
- 44:46Speaker 1: So I've never I only heard that ship like two times,
- 44:48Speaker 1: and then the last time it was Yoshi, a really
- 44:51Speaker 1: good voice, a.
- 44:53Speaker 2: Very athortive voice.
- 44:54Speaker 5: And in high school my nickname was Yogi Bear because
- 44:56Speaker 5: like I was always stoned, and I guess I have
- 44:59Speaker 5: that kind of caden. I could talk a little slow
- 45:02Speaker 5: and then speed up halfway through my sentence.
- 45:04Speaker 1: Which fuck, they said, X has been looking at two pays.
- 45:09Speaker 3: That's how he do No, because no, because that's how
- 45:13Speaker 3: I'll tell you why. I know because I kind of
- 45:14Speaker 3: didn't look into it because I want one. I looked
- 45:16Speaker 3: into it because you guys know London Donovan, Yeah, that guy,
- 45:21Speaker 3: the famous him, Yeah, the famous Yeah, the guy from
- 45:24Speaker 3: paid for Galaxy and the United States.
- 45:26Speaker 1: But if you go watch huh.
- 45:30Speaker 3: Can you call it on the internet and type in
- 45:32Speaker 3: uh London Donovan before and after hair bro So this
- 45:36Speaker 3: pool was out there where basically no hair at one
- 45:39Speaker 3: point covered his hair, and then he went on the
- 45:42Speaker 3: World Cup he had a whole set of hair and
- 45:43Speaker 3: he admitted he's like I just got to pay.
- 45:45Speaker 1: To fail, right.
- 45:46Speaker 3: No I didn't fall, No, no, no, no, no, no, but
- 45:48Speaker 3: he just admitted to it, and he's just like fuck
- 45:50Speaker 3: it because he got he tried to get the hair
- 45:51Speaker 3: transplant and it didn't work.
- 45:52Speaker 1: Did you down to try on to swim to that
- 45:54Speaker 1: for the show?
- 45:55Speaker 3: Look at that he was on TV like that bro
- 45:58Speaker 3: bro on TV like and now he looks like the
- 46:01Speaker 3: fall on the right.
- 46:01Speaker 1: This world, we should get opposite races hair though, like
- 46:04Speaker 1: I get like you get a they were roasting day.
- 46:09Speaker 3: Look at the one right there, that one right there,
- 46:11Speaker 3: he was on TV like that, the one on the right.
- 46:13Speaker 1: No, my mis then we get let me get bowl cuts.
- 46:16Speaker 1: Look at that. Yeah, that's how he's doing. The only
- 46:22Speaker 1: man that could successfully pulled that off and he still
- 46:24Speaker 1: get pussing. Phil Collins. Put some respect on him, you guy,
- 46:29Speaker 1: if you guys cover your hair with three, let this
- 46:32Speaker 1: man know the amount of pussy. Phil Collins got his
- 46:34Speaker 1: heyday with the fucking middle with the middle part right there,
- 46:40Speaker 1: Like what's going on his hair?
- 46:41Speaker 3: He's trying to he's trying to cover it up. He's
- 46:43Speaker 3: literally trying to like the last couple of strings got
- 46:46Speaker 3: the Orthodox shave. It's like that. It's like when they
- 46:49Speaker 3: try to use like three little hairs to cover the middle.
- 46:52Speaker 3: He's really yeah, bro, he got roasted and now he
- 46:55Speaker 3: just he tried to get a hair transplant and letting
- 46:57Speaker 3: the world know that he was not pro Pedestine.
- 46:59Speaker 4: He was the US legend.
- 47:01Speaker 1: Bro, he is he is one of He is one
- 47:03Speaker 1: of the best US.
- 47:05Speaker 5: Pull up the Cinderella story car washing on YouTube, there's
- 47:09Speaker 5: a there's a clip on YouTube car wash scene. There's
- 47:13Speaker 5: a clip on YouTube that's the exact whole scene, and.
- 47:15Speaker 1: You could you can see what I look like as
- 47:17Speaker 1: a kid.
- 47:17Speaker 2: Can check this out.
- 47:19Speaker 1: But I mean, what kind of two pays though? Is
- 47:21Speaker 1: there an Indian guy here? That's the Indian guy here
- 47:23Speaker 1: is just dirty.
- 47:24Speaker 2: In their Indian hair is good hair if I had
- 47:28Speaker 2: you know what You're right though, made of Indians because
- 47:31Speaker 2: they're willing to shave it off for the money they need.
- 47:34Speaker 1: Yeah, he's not just being racist hair.
- 47:40Speaker 3: Some people in India need money that bad that they
- 47:44Speaker 3: will cut it off to get paid.
- 47:46Speaker 2: So we will need money so bad.
- 47:47Speaker 1: Those sucker day those Indians are expans want to do something.
- 47:54Speaker 1: I don't know. If I had Native American hair, that'd
- 47:58Speaker 1: be pretty sick. I wish, yeah, and that would be
- 48:00Speaker 1: the ship straight super thick, that ship is not coming,
- 48:05Speaker 1: and then portray Yeah it comes with the skouts like that,
- 48:09Speaker 1: growing like growing soft. I was like when I saw
- 48:13Speaker 1: that scene, I was like, I walked out of the theater. Bro,
- 48:15Speaker 1: I couldn't take it. Really, you left the movie theater.
- 48:21Speaker 1: I went back, came to finish the movie, but I
- 48:23Speaker 1: was like, I'm gonna just go take a pic.
- 48:25Speaker 5: I'm gonna go do something else, and you know it.
- 48:31Speaker 2: That's it.
- 48:35Speaker 1: That's the one, all right. So you're in the see.
- 48:39Speaker 5: Yeah, there'll be a clip right there where they pan
- 48:41Speaker 5: through the glass.
- 48:44Speaker 1: This is like you know when you're going through the
- 48:46Speaker 1: tramp to you were there, right, you met them?
- 48:47Speaker 5: At least I got a little autograph. I think, okay, okay,
- 48:52Speaker 5: but they're no one special.
- 48:56Speaker 2: Kind of.
- 48:58Speaker 5: What this was called the principal role or whatever you
- 49:06Speaker 5: get when you get FaceTime. I never had a talking role.
- 49:11Speaker 1: That's me. That's that is that Josh from Drinking John.
- 49:20Speaker 1: It almost looks like looks like that's a that's a
- 49:23Speaker 1: nice both that kids for.
- 49:27Speaker 5: Sure, And as you see, I was always short as fuck.
- 49:32Speaker 1: What's the kid next to you? Indian?
- 49:34Speaker 5: I mean it kind of looks like how long?
- 49:36Speaker 1: How long did this take? How long did this take? People?
- 49:41Speaker 1: One day? Whole? Like eight hours?
- 49:43Speaker 2: The shot was hours?
- 49:46Speaker 1: Eight hours for this shot.
- 49:47Speaker 4: Probably not eight hours for this shot. Our whole sequence
- 49:52Speaker 4: was about an eight hour day.
- 49:53Speaker 1: Yeah, something like.
- 49:54Speaker 5: There's plenty of times in acting when they'll pay you,
- 49:57Speaker 5: like they have to pay you to come no matter what. Yeah,
- 50:00Speaker 5: and then you get there as a background actor and
- 50:02Speaker 5: they might cut your whole fucking scene or they might
- 50:04Speaker 5: not need as many background actors as they thought, and
- 50:07Speaker 5: they'll send they you'll keep.
- 50:10Speaker 2: A certain time and then get here, make sure you're
- 50:13Speaker 2: on time. But then you do nothing. It's the only
- 50:15Speaker 2: first place I ever heard hurry up and wait?
- 50:17Speaker 1: Do you do nothing and get paid? Do nothing and
- 50:19Speaker 1: get paid?
- 50:20Speaker 2: Hurry up and wait? And then you just.
- 50:23Speaker 3: Remember when Joy Deals would talk about getting all the
- 50:27Speaker 3: ten size shoes and stealing stealing them and then returning
- 50:30Speaker 3: to the longest yard bro, because he was so broke
- 50:33Speaker 3: that he would steal other people's fucking sneakers and return
- 50:35Speaker 3: them a.
- 50:36Speaker 1: Foot locker and ship.
- 50:38Speaker 2: Yeah. Can Joey used to run something number one?
- 50:44Speaker 1: Think about it, bro, like that what a g G
- 50:48Speaker 1: fucking as it gets. He kind of knew what like
- 50:51Speaker 1: when they asked him, how did you know what drug dealer? Like,
- 50:53Speaker 1: He's just like you'd have to fill him out. He's like,
- 50:55Speaker 1: you know this guy, don't go you know, like it's
- 50:57Speaker 1: just like you have.
- 50:58Speaker 5: To fill like to feel about just because it just
- 51:00Speaker 5: because he has the chains and all that, it doesn't
- 51:02Speaker 5: mean he's got.
- 51:02Speaker 1: The crazy ones too.
- 51:04Speaker 3: Is he would rob people he sold like drugs to
- 51:07Speaker 3: he like sell them like I know there's a killing there.
- 51:09Speaker 1: I gotta go get it.
- 51:11Speaker 2: I just told it to him.
- 51:12Speaker 3: I know it's I gotta get Yeah. Average Apple left
- 51:17Speaker 3: Colorado like at the right time.
- 51:18Speaker 1: Denver. I guess he was up in some mess up there.
- 51:20Speaker 1: He was running aucking Denver at one point.
- 51:24Speaker 3: Old yeah, older, older, Yeah, you know card scams.
- 51:29Speaker 1: Dude has Russell? Does Russell go to Aspen? I was
- 51:33Speaker 1: I was gonna say like I was because I didn't
- 51:35Speaker 1: I didn't like Aspen is like one of the most
- 51:37Speaker 1: expensive places to live in America, dog dude. But it's
- 51:41Speaker 1: like it's not just a resort all year round. It's
- 51:44Speaker 1: like just this is where like the rich go kick
- 51:46Speaker 1: it that type of ship talk. Not just like rich though.
- 51:49Speaker 1: It's like it's so fucking expensive. This whole video on
- 51:52Speaker 1: this I was like, God, like the Hamptons, remember Dumb
- 51:56Speaker 1: and Dumber. That's fucking Aspen Dog. And then and then
- 51:59Speaker 1: you're like, oh, the the person who really owned that money.
- 52:01Speaker 1: This is when they go chill. Remember all the I
- 52:04Speaker 1: O u's was how they pay you at the comedy store.
- 52:12Speaker 1: It's pretty dumpe. What's the what isn't the time the
- 52:17Speaker 1: hot to Thomas? She didn't Aspen too. I don't remember that.
- 52:20Speaker 2: I don't remember that. Remember that.
- 52:21Speaker 1: I don't remember that. Okay, I remember the movie. I
- 52:23Speaker 1: don't remember the location. Yeah, the location was.
- 52:24Speaker 5: Like a little ski resort that I kind of remember.
- 52:28Speaker 5: One of the one of them being in the in
- 52:29Speaker 5: the snow.
- 52:31Speaker 2: Watching this is the Remember that.
- 52:33Speaker 1: That was funny.
- 52:34Speaker 2: That was so funny. Sorry, is heasy already in the hole?
- 52:39Speaker 1: You know what happened to is he he was out
- 52:41Speaker 1: there putting up numbers. He was like, oh, thinking some
- 52:45Speaker 1: girl his fingers.
- 52:46Speaker 2: Some less don't like it.
- 52:48Speaker 4: He was funny either way.
- 52:50Speaker 1: Yeah, she's like those that don't.
- 52:54Speaker 5: Most of that canceled ship really helps the comedians. They're
- 52:56Speaker 5: like fucking kill Tony or whatever. That got canceled a
- 52:58Speaker 5: few times yeah, Gillis guy.
- 53:00Speaker 1: Shane Gillis is the big Shane Gillis too. It doesn't
- 53:03Speaker 1: hurt that guy. I think you have to be like
- 53:05Speaker 1: not uncoscelable, but like it's like you just gotta not
- 53:08Speaker 1: give a when they try to joy when you try
- 53:10Speaker 1: to do it. To Joey Dias, he was just like,
- 53:11Speaker 1: who gives a fun Everybody was sucking dick for stage time,
- 53:16Speaker 1: Like you think this bitch is the only one. It
- 53:19Speaker 1: was a different time. That is nuts to tell some
- 53:24Speaker 1: chick if you want to go on the stage, you
- 53:26Speaker 1: got stuck dick. It's probably still happening, not as often
- 53:30Speaker 1: as it used to. I can still happen, Christina. Sure, Christina,
- 53:34Speaker 1: if you can tell you who you're out? Who's the
- 53:36Speaker 1: other one? So stage time do something Handler number one
- 53:41Speaker 1: two but for some time actually sucks your dick.
- 53:51Speaker 2: Hilarious.
- 53:54Speaker 1: Now I get to laugh. He's the worst bro. She's
- 53:59Speaker 1: the words let's not talk good about banana. Yeah, she's
- 54:04Speaker 1: the one that's fucking single out there telling.
- 54:05Speaker 2: People that road. She's aist.
- 54:07Speaker 1: Yeah, she's out there tongue. Yeah, you know what, I
- 54:09Speaker 1: don't think she's that funny bro. She's like the unfunny banana. Yeah. Yeah,
- 54:15Speaker 1: I feel like I just have ateria. I was like
- 54:17Speaker 1: some white chicks kind of age like bananas.
- 54:21Speaker 2: You gotta get bruisies.
- 54:22Speaker 1: They get bruis and then every year they just get
- 54:26Speaker 1: a little bit until it's all brown and there's no more.
- 54:32Speaker 1: I'm gonna defend the white girls. I rather that than
- 54:35Speaker 1: they look hot.
- 54:36Speaker 3: They look hot, and now they look like the Senora
- 54:38Speaker 3: from the Swap Me trying to sell you something off
- 54:39Speaker 3: fat like Mexican is.
- 54:41Speaker 1: Sometimes Mexicans lose bad Michilada. Like, you're gonna have to settle.
- 54:49Speaker 1: You're gonna have to settle.
- 54:50Speaker 2: I know, you have to like that.
- 54:54Speaker 1: Black black don't crack to the cracks.
- 54:56Speaker 2: I respect You're respecting her. You're staying up for your girl.
- 54:59Speaker 1: Standing up for people. Okay, we were talking about his girl,
- 55:02Speaker 1: a girl talking about Jessey Handler white girls in general.
- 55:08Speaker 1: For the white girls listening, I got your bag, bros.
- 55:11Speaker 1: And anyways, hit him up.
- 55:15Speaker 5: Any anyway, then you get Asian raisins.
- 55:21Speaker 1: They started looking like a raisin, all small and ship.
- 55:24Speaker 2: Yeah, but Asian, the Asian girls do raising up around
- 55:28Speaker 2: like eighty though.
- 55:29Speaker 4: No.
- 55:29Speaker 1: See, that's the thing when you're wrong, bro, because the
- 55:31Speaker 1: Asian girl could be like looking like between thirty to
- 55:35Speaker 1: like forty all the way till like fifty and then
- 55:37Speaker 1: overnight turns into fucking cocod looking us. You're right. I was,
- 55:42Speaker 1: and I got to meet I got to meet her too.
- 55:45Speaker 1: Damn you gotta meet the Charlie's Angels. I got to
- 55:47Speaker 1: meet Cameron Diaz too.
- 55:50Speaker 5: Wonder separate occasion.
- 55:52Speaker 1: I was actually talking with her, like real close, real
- 55:54Speaker 1: real close with Cameron Diaz. Is that her currently? She's
- 55:57Speaker 1: that's pretty hot still.
- 56:00Speaker 5: Like I was in the scene for Cameron Diaz where
- 56:03Speaker 5: like in the beginning of that movie, they're they're showing
- 56:06Speaker 5: uh what they did before Charlie's Angels, and she's like
- 56:09Speaker 5: a cowgirl and delivering a cow right, and I'm the
- 56:13Speaker 5: little boy. You know, she's delivering that baby calf too
- 56:16Speaker 5: or whatever, and it was kind of cool.
- 56:18Speaker 4: They were directed by g You know g is in
- 56:22Speaker 4: the film world. That guy's fucking Savage's a hard Yeah.
- 56:29Speaker 4: At that Jlo film where she got all crazy and ship.
- 56:32Speaker 1: I was in that enough. I wasn't enough. My favorite
- 56:36Speaker 1: was this.
- 56:37Speaker 5: I was in this the wedding because.
- 56:39Speaker 1: She lives outlives it and she becomes a strong one.
- 56:41Speaker 1: I feel like she's gonna be Like.
- 56:43Speaker 5: My mom has a fucking polaroid of of them getting
- 56:47Speaker 5: married as if like you know, we were there at
- 56:49Speaker 5: the wedding or whatever, and they were really fucking strict
- 56:52Speaker 5: on no cameras and ship like that, and my mom
- 56:54Speaker 5: hid her fucking big ass polaroid somehow and then she
- 56:57Speaker 5: whips out.
- 57:01Speaker 1: Tux Evac.
- 57:03Speaker 5: We have a cool ass polaroid at that time, because like, uh,
- 57:06Speaker 5: when you're on set, you're sposed if it's a school day, you're.
- 57:08Speaker 1: Supposed still supposed to do school at least.
- 57:11Speaker 5: Six hours, three hours or whatever, six hours maybe while
- 57:14Speaker 5: on set. And so all those kids they still have
- 57:17Speaker 5: to do some school or whatever by a real teacher.
- 57:20Speaker 5: And uh, that day, the teacher was just making us
- 57:23Speaker 5: make like beaded bracelets and ship like that for our parents,
- 57:27Speaker 5: and uh and I made a beaded bracelet, and uh,
- 57:30Speaker 5: I gave it to my mom and then when we
- 57:32Speaker 5: saw j Lo, I was like, Mom, give me that
- 57:34Speaker 5: bracelet back, and I jacked it for the bracelet.
- 57:39Speaker 1: She had a whole ton of bodyguards.
- 57:40Speaker 2: Dog.
- 57:41Speaker 5: I just ran through them like a little golden retriever.
- 57:43Speaker 5: No one even fucking moved in the crowd. And then
- 57:46Speaker 5: I pop up behind her. I'm like, face deep in
- 57:49Speaker 5: her ass because I'm at that size where her face
- 57:53Speaker 5: is just right here, like the ass is all.
- 57:58Speaker 1: That. And then I'm like, oh my god, that's for you.
- 58:01Speaker 5: And I said the bracelet camp and she.
- 58:07Speaker 1: Fucking walks me.
- 58:08Speaker 5: She holds my hand, walks me out of her bodyguards
- 58:10Speaker 5: to my mom and says, oh, he's so cute.
- 58:12Speaker 1: Is this one yours?
- 58:13Speaker 5: And like, gave you held your hand, bro, Yeah, And
- 58:17Speaker 5: she took my bracelet. J Lo, if you're out there,
- 58:19Speaker 5: if you remember my bracelet, I hope you still haven't.
- 58:23Speaker 1: You know, she a corner. She's never been loved. Can
- 58:25Speaker 1: you handle that?
- 58:27Speaker 2: Can you handle?
- 58:27Speaker 1: But I let her know right now you've been trying
- 58:29Speaker 1: to love her since you were a little kid. Let
- 58:31Speaker 1: it be Let it be known that I love me
- 58:33Speaker 1: some Latinas. People in the chatter like me looks different today.
- 58:38Speaker 4: Turn your head around.
- 58:39Speaker 5: Let it be known that I love me some Latinas. Okay,
- 58:42Speaker 5: anyone in the chat, I love me. Some Latinas are pounder, no, no,
- 58:46Speaker 5: no no.
- 58:52Speaker 2: Some people are.
- 58:55Speaker 1: I mean a little thicker maybe I like him a
- 58:57Speaker 1: little thicker with the well and when when did the
- 59:09Speaker 1: fucking the smoke gun things start for you?
- 59:12Speaker 5: She that don't that only started for uh uh this
- 59:15Speaker 5: recent puff Con or whatever? So really yeah, that only
- 59:20Speaker 5: it was real recent that because puff Con, like we
- 59:24Speaker 5: we wanted to go to puff Con, and so I
- 59:27Speaker 5: hit up uh, you know, Trey Black doctor broke Leg
- 59:31Speaker 5: and I was like, Dog, we need to get into popcorn.
- 59:35Speaker 5: And He's like, okay, I'll hit up fucking Kevin.
- 59:37Speaker 1: He hit up Kevin.
- 59:39Speaker 5: Kevin's like, you guys got that smoke gun right, and yeah,
- 59:42Speaker 5: of course we got. And so if we didn't have nothing,
- 59:45Speaker 5: and uh, I was like, okay, we'll make one. But
- 59:48Speaker 5: we're gonna make one, right, you know, like I got
- 59:50Speaker 5: all this extraction equipment and that's what I've been doing,
- 59:52Speaker 5: so like, let's let's make one.
- 59:54Speaker 1: Brokeley is also like a like he's into mechanics too,
- 59:57Speaker 1: bro Like it's all.
- 59:57Speaker 5: About car broke Leg, Yeah, Hungry Monkey and myself. We
- 1:00:01Speaker 5: all we all put it together and.
- 1:00:06Speaker 4: I know all these one of the between Monkey what's
- 1:00:10Speaker 4: his name?
- 1:00:11Speaker 1: Monkey is a legend in the game that was pretty
- 1:00:13Speaker 1: camast Dog. He's been around for quite some time.
- 1:00:16Speaker 4: This is the first I heard his name to be
- 1:00:19Speaker 4: that would make that food makes that fool was making
- 1:00:21Speaker 4: some quality ship, yeah for everybody, and everybody was calling
- 1:00:24Speaker 4: it theirs.
- 1:00:24Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:00:25Speaker 4: He was talking about like glass, the white label, a
- 1:00:28Speaker 4: lot of stuff.
- 1:00:28Speaker 1: I mean, he won plenty of awards in the in
- 1:00:30Speaker 1: the game when extracts were popping off, and.
- 1:00:33Speaker 5: Like like when Bogart was fosed getting their start and
- 1:00:35Speaker 5: getting all their equipment out that that was us, like
- 1:00:38Speaker 5: testing and all that stuff. Hunger Monkeys is he was
- 1:00:43Speaker 5: the first to do with the m v P which
- 1:00:46Speaker 5: is a pump that they used. We were like pesters
- 1:00:50Speaker 5: on that too, Like Hunger Monkey.
- 1:00:52Speaker 1: Has been around, like that's what was making. That was
- 1:00:53Speaker 1: like he's like the b h O and ship like
- 1:00:56Speaker 1: that extracts like.
- 1:00:57Speaker 2: That was the man.
- 1:00:58Speaker 4: He's the guy.
- 1:00:59Speaker 1: He's the guy.
- 1:01:00Speaker 2: Guy.
- 1:01:00Speaker 5: He was doing it since the days of like you know,
- 1:01:03Speaker 5: glass and metal pipes and stuff like that. And I
- 1:01:06Speaker 5: mean I had one on my own. I was doing
- 1:01:08Speaker 5: it separately my own for a while, and then eventually
- 1:01:11Speaker 5: me and him just came to me. He was already
- 1:01:14Speaker 5: way ahead of me, so just put me on and.
- 1:01:16Speaker 1: Brokelyn is the guy who you know, the lean but
- 1:01:21Speaker 1: the original one like like this is like so many
- 1:01:23Speaker 1: people copied it, but this was started that ship first,
- 1:01:26Speaker 1: and I fool that was just honestly, that's was just
- 1:01:28Speaker 1: a very interesting food dog like just I don't know
- 1:01:32Speaker 1: what's bring him on, bring him on them on.
- 1:01:35Speaker 5: That's the hunger Monkey water.
- 1:01:36Speaker 1: Just bring that full on about crazy muscle cars. He
- 1:01:40Speaker 1: makes a bunch of these, makes a bunch of these and.
- 1:01:42Speaker 5: The only one that would never do it is Hunger Monkey.
- 1:01:49Speaker 1: I'll take it.
- 1:01:51Speaker 2: Quick question there. Yeah, I don't think it.
- 1:01:56Speaker 1: Okod Uh So you guys did popcorn right? Yeah? Yeah,
- 1:02:00Speaker 1: that was pretty cool. We ended up actually being a.
- 1:02:02Speaker 5: Part of the Eric andre Show because the reason he
- 1:02:06Speaker 5: needed the smoke cannon in the first place is because
- 1:02:08Speaker 5: Eric Andre, I guess wanted one, or because he was
- 1:02:10Speaker 5: doing that rapper and ninja warrior stuff there, and uh,
- 1:02:14Speaker 5: you know they were like, what about a fucking smoke.
- 1:02:16Speaker 1: Did he trying to touch you? No?
- 1:02:19Speaker 5: He was actually fucking pretty chill compared to his character.
- 1:02:23Speaker 5: Like we met him backstage and broke Leg is this
- 1:02:27Speaker 5: you know, massive loud character.
- 1:02:29Speaker 1: Broke Leg's fucking he's loud.
- 1:02:32Speaker 9: And.
- 1:02:34Speaker 1: So he went up to a fucking Eric and is like,
- 1:02:37Speaker 1: what like was yelling in his ear? Eric was like
- 1:02:41Speaker 1: just taking the fix. It was pretty hilarious.
- 1:02:46Speaker 3: But other than asked about that popcorn event, is that
- 1:02:48Speaker 3: the most weed you've ever blown through that machine?
- 1:02:50Speaker 1: Or has it bigger advance? And how much was it?
- 1:02:53Speaker 1: I mean, that was the first time.
- 1:02:55Speaker 5: And uh, the big bowl that we have is about four.
- 1:02:58Speaker 2: Ounces your own shit, you get sponsors to throw in there.
- 1:03:02Speaker 1: All of it's been my own so far.
- 1:03:05Speaker 5: Oh and and and I've tried not to do like
- 1:03:07Speaker 5: trim and stuff like that. The first time my puffcorn
- 1:03:10Speaker 5: that was kind of trim because like we didn't really
- 1:03:12Speaker 5: have any like, we hardly had any time to get ready,
- 1:03:16Speaker 5: and I mean we wanted to make it right, so
- 1:03:18Speaker 5: we kind of just blew some trim on that one.
- 1:03:22Speaker 5: But ever since then, I've been blowing mostly nug. Like
- 1:03:25Speaker 5: it's it's not the greatest, but it's fucking still nug
- 1:03:28Speaker 5: you know what I mean, You're gonna burn four ounces
- 1:03:31Speaker 5: in less than five minutes.
- 1:03:32Speaker 1: How much you're willing to pay for that?
- 1:03:34Speaker 2: There's gonna be Yeah.
- 1:03:35Speaker 1: How much are you willing to pay for for five minutes? Yeah?
- 1:03:39Speaker 3: I mean, I mean we're we're at Davin Kris and Lowkey.
- 1:03:44Speaker 3: Everyone's all boogie there, and they kind of weren't liking
- 1:03:46Speaker 3: that he was blowing this weed.
- 1:03:47Speaker 1: But it's fucking free weed. So I don't know why
- 1:03:48Speaker 1: you complained. But the other one that was there was
- 1:03:50Speaker 1: worse though, and some guy and some guy came.
- 1:03:53Speaker 3: Some guy came and it was like, can we put
- 1:03:56Speaker 3: some good weed in there? And then we kind of
- 1:03:58Speaker 3: told him how much and then he kind of just yeah,
- 1:04:00Speaker 3: exact exactly if you're not willing to do it, don't.
- 1:04:04Speaker 5: I've been asked that quite a bit, like let me
- 1:04:05Speaker 5: put some good stuf in there by these dudes with
- 1:04:08Speaker 5: like you know, they got pounds all over the table
- 1:04:10Speaker 5: or whatever. They're balling and they're fucking, oh four, just
- 1:04:14Speaker 5: how much long does it burn? And I'm like probably
- 1:04:17Speaker 5: five minutes. So I was like, I got a two
- 1:04:18Speaker 5: I got a two ounce bowl. But even that it's
- 1:04:21Speaker 5: gonna burn. I mean, I'm still gonna have to kind
- 1:04:23Speaker 5: of pack it too.
- 1:04:24Speaker 4: It's like shooting film.
- 1:04:26Speaker 1: I feel.
- 1:04:27Speaker 2: I feel.
- 1:04:29Speaker 1: When I go to a table and then you ask
- 1:04:31Speaker 1: for a price and then they have to like who's
- 1:04:33Speaker 1: that to talk to? Like three or four of the
- 1:04:35Speaker 1: Disciples because everything is our colod time and ship just
- 1:04:37Speaker 1: like I don't know ship on the table? Do you
- 1:04:41Speaker 1: four of you guys just have a collective here? I
- 1:04:43Speaker 1: was like, this is.
- 1:04:44Speaker 2: That's how I feel when people bring me a piece
- 1:04:46Speaker 2: and it's not a thirteen inch courts banger. It's like,
- 1:04:48Speaker 2: how can I even do it? And if it doesn't perk,
- 1:04:51Speaker 2: come on you even wanting it?
- 1:04:53Speaker 1: It's I mean, we don't even know what the fuck
- 1:04:56Speaker 1: you say?
- 1:04:58Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean we came correct with our gun. We
- 1:05:00Speaker 5: made a fucking case for it. I bought phone for it.
- 1:05:03Speaker 5: I cut everything out, like everything is in pieces, like
- 1:05:06Speaker 5: it's a goddamn Lego set, and like, can you get hired?
- 1:05:10Speaker 1: Have you been hired before? But like, uh, I would
- 1:05:13Speaker 1: be pretty.
- 1:05:14Speaker 5: I've been hired now, I guess twice. Both times I
- 1:05:18Speaker 5: mean I'm just kind of doing it for the love
- 1:05:20Speaker 5: of the game. And both times I mean I've used
- 1:05:23Speaker 5: Well this next time we'll see if.
- 1:05:24Speaker 1: I'll use when we probably not. Last time, I mean
- 1:05:29Speaker 1: get kicked out, bro.
- 1:05:30Speaker 5: Yeah, I kind of wanted to bring it to chance,
- 1:05:32Speaker 5: But next weekend I'm gonna use it again for my
- 1:05:34Speaker 5: Homies rap show.
- 1:05:35Speaker 1: So we'll see about that. He's gonna use his own weed.
- 1:05:39Speaker 1: But other than that, I mean grab it right back.
- 1:05:42Speaker 3: Yeah, because I mean obviously they got to pay for
- 1:05:44Speaker 3: even if they supplied the weed, they got to pay
- 1:05:46Speaker 3: for your time.
- 1:05:47Speaker 1: Oh you didn't bring it in here, dude, that ship
- 1:05:50Speaker 1: it's like a whole travel.
- 1:05:54Speaker 2: Accidentally. Try to fucking clear some leaves.
- 1:06:02Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, let's get by the way everybody for the
- 1:06:05Speaker 1: super chats. Make sure you guys hit the superchats and
- 1:06:08Speaker 1: enter our giveaway. We got two Cypress Hill tips two
- 1:06:11Speaker 1: uh what is it? Two packs of nitty papers and
- 1:06:14Speaker 1: uh to just another polox, Uh what is it?
- 1:06:17Speaker 2: Uh?
- 1:06:17Speaker 1: Disposables.
- 1:06:19Speaker 2: You know, if you're lucky, we'll give you some raw
- 1:06:20Speaker 2: paper tips.
- 1:06:22Speaker 1: I don't know about that. I'll give you some funky
- 1:06:24Speaker 1: field tips on top of that. But yeah, we got
- 1:06:27Speaker 1: two of these as well. So make sure you guys
- 1:06:30Speaker 1: enter the super chats and get it going. We're trying
- 1:06:33Speaker 1: to make it happen for you guys. So we're asking
- 1:06:36Speaker 1: you guys to meet us halfway and fucking take your
- 1:06:39Speaker 1: and some brand new packs of raws. Like because shout out.
- 1:06:43Speaker 4: To the roll, Shout out to the guy at the
- 1:06:46Speaker 4: liquor story. He always gives me free raws. Nice.
- 1:06:56Speaker 1: Hey, yeah, all right, let's get into the superchats. He
- 1:07:00Speaker 1: sets up the guy. Oh you know what I just heard.
- 1:07:03Speaker 3: I was watching the scrolling and I ran into some
- 1:07:06Speaker 3: ticktoking talking about her tummy tuck.
- 1:07:09Speaker 1: And she's talking, no, no, no, no no. You know
- 1:07:13Speaker 1: how they stretched the skin.
- 1:07:14Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, tummy tuck like for when you have pregnancy,
- 1:07:18Speaker 3: just like whatever.
- 1:07:19Speaker 1: But this bitch got it, doesn't.
- 1:07:21Speaker 3: Yeah, so but this bitch guy tummy tuck, and it
- 1:07:23Speaker 3: depends how much they tug.
- 1:07:25Speaker 2: We're bro.
- 1:07:26Speaker 1: This bitch is pissing different now, like it moved her vagina.
- 1:07:28Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and learned up.
- 1:07:30Speaker 2: And I looked at you up belly.
- 1:07:31Speaker 1: Button not that high, motherfucker. But I guess it goes
- 1:07:36Speaker 1: like more more forward.
- 1:07:37Speaker 4: What the fuck?
- 1:07:39Speaker 1: It changed the way she pissed because it moved you
- 1:07:41Speaker 1: to think about it, I know, but like you, I
- 1:07:45Speaker 1: looked it up and she smashes at.
- 1:07:47Speaker 2: A different angle. No she must, I don't, don't.
- 1:07:51Speaker 1: Yeah, bro, I guess, dude, I was looking this ship
- 1:07:53Speaker 1: up jack.
- 1:07:55Speaker 2: Going back to it happened, going to normal size it
- 1:07:57Speaker 2: should be.
- 1:07:58Speaker 1: Then it stays like, hey, dude, you know what I
- 1:08:00Speaker 1: just noticed you right now, Okay, if we if we
- 1:08:02Speaker 1: if we let this gun rip, right, you know, the
- 1:08:04Speaker 1: cleaning people are gonna get highest. They're not gonna clean.
- 1:08:06Speaker 2: Up with it.
- 1:08:07Speaker 1: They're not gonna be able to Okay, no, I know,
- 1:08:10Speaker 1: but but I still want to tell them to go.
- 1:08:12Speaker 2: There sgor Senior.
- 1:08:16Speaker 3: I'm high seeing we're gonna be like have you seen
- 1:08:18Speaker 3: those videos when they catch the cartels stash and then
- 1:08:21Speaker 3: they light it up and all the all officers.
- 1:08:25Speaker 4: Should we turned on the fan?
- 1:08:26Speaker 1: Ther you turn if we do let it rip, you
- 1:08:30Speaker 1: gotta turn on the fucking the big one.
- 1:08:32Speaker 4: But then all that she's gonna go downstairs to the
- 1:08:34Speaker 4: people there there is there What do you mean the
- 1:08:38Speaker 4: fucking pipe goes?
- 1:08:40Speaker 1: No, I know, but we don't have a guest.
- 1:08:41Speaker 4: Oh the cleaning people.
- 1:08:43Speaker 2: It's you just gotta let us sit up here for surprise.
- 1:08:48Speaker 1: That would actually be funny because we get the video
- 1:08:51Speaker 1: with the camera dog.
- 1:08:56Speaker 4: Well let's let me know. Yeah, I mean yeah, all right, first, okay,
- 1:09:05Speaker 4: it's gonna happen.
- 1:09:06Speaker 1: It's gonna happen at the end.
- 1:09:07Speaker 4: If you weren't here, people, we should.
- 1:09:09Speaker 1: It because we're gonna get demoetized for so much.
- 1:09:13Speaker 4: We've been de monetized.
- 1:09:14Speaker 1: Today we're gonna get greened. We're gonna sometimes sometimes it's
- 1:09:18Speaker 1: just like you won't know. It's an asshole movie. Yeah,
- 1:09:21Speaker 1: trust me, it does whatever.
- 1:09:22Speaker 2: Rip it to the soundtrack of Mecca Man Whit smell,
- 1:09:27Speaker 2: I Miss you. You don't even know the truth.
- 1:09:31Speaker 4: Let's get into the super chat Luis Diaz Manola starting
- 1:09:36Speaker 4: Don't Touch Bloody.
- 1:09:38Speaker 1: Don't the man.
- 1:09:40Speaker 3: If you guys haven't heard about it, go check it out.
- 1:09:43Speaker 1: It's horror night Story, Horror Mexican story is super dope.
- 1:09:46Speaker 2: Dude.
- 1:09:47Speaker 1: That's on the internet's called.
- 1:09:50Speaker 5: The Big Boy Ball the small Ball.
- 1:09:55Speaker 1: Yeah, look at the difference.
- 1:09:56Speaker 3: By the way, just everybody, it is a workday today,
- 1:10:00Speaker 3: not even about being at work.
- 1:10:01Speaker 2: Just like.
- 1:10:06Speaker 1: It's gonna be like it's gonna be like.
- 1:10:08Speaker 4: That gonna it's gonna ruin the desktop, bro, the little one.
- 1:10:12Speaker 5: It might Hey you heard this guy right, but I've
- 1:10:15Speaker 5: heard that it works with electronics.
- 1:10:17Speaker 4: It will suck up the desktop. This thing. So we
- 1:10:21Speaker 4: gotta have that fucking door open.
- 1:10:22Speaker 2: We gotta have.
- 1:10:22Speaker 4: Everything open, we gotta have everything on.
- 1:10:25Speaker 2: You gotta have that fan on the right away or
- 1:10:26Speaker 2: once it.
- 1:10:29Speaker 1: Everything is done, so let's do one zip. Look at
- 1:10:34Speaker 1: that noug it's not that bad. Yeah, like I want
- 1:10:40Speaker 1: to all right, next one Ray.
- 1:10:44Speaker 4: Next one. Luis Di broke Back to Juana, starring x
- 1:10:47Speaker 4: G and Mega Man.
- 1:10:49Speaker 1: You guys, that's kinda funny. Broke back. Broke Back is
- 1:10:53Speaker 1: pretty funny. I'll give you that next time on megaputs,
- 1:11:04Speaker 1: Who does he hit this time? New segment megapssle? All right,
- 1:11:12Speaker 1: run it.
- 1:11:12Speaker 5: We're gonna throw mega ptossles and like, all right, it's
- 1:11:17Speaker 5: a bigger speech.
- 1:11:18Speaker 3: I hope people start saying that, oh you know we
- 1:11:20Speaker 3: already do you know you can make a T shirt?
- 1:11:22Speaker 1: This is megaup with tossles, but like the cup.
- 1:11:24Speaker 10: Lamb, the coupla, damn, you know what I mean, like
- 1:11:28Speaker 10: like a spider man, Like you have to make it
- 1:11:31Speaker 10: quick because one of them chatters is about to make
- 1:11:34Speaker 10: that ship tonight.
- 1:11:34Speaker 1: She's gonna be crazy. People will buy that they can
- 1:11:38Speaker 1: make it dog, but they we're we're in the fashion.
- 1:11:41Speaker 1: Just ship.
- 1:11:44Speaker 4: Was going down the street.
- 1:11:45Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, we have to go down the street now
- 1:11:47Speaker 5: because one of them is making it right off.
- 1:11:50Speaker 3: Browsing in the comedy, I want to think about browsie
- 1:11:55Speaker 3: for twenty super same rowsie so much.
- 1:12:01Speaker 4: Next one, same team, step tone. He just said me,
- 1:12:06Speaker 4: the fuck's.
- 1:12:07Speaker 2: Going on with you? Yeah?
- 1:12:09Speaker 1: Dog, what's going on with your all.
- 1:12:10Speaker 2: Right, I'll read it.
- 1:12:11Speaker 4: Is that what you're probably got? All Right, here we go.
- 1:12:13Speaker 4: I'm gonna go all the way down ranting with no no, no,
- 1:12:18Speaker 4: no no.
- 1:12:19Speaker 1: He's definitely shooting up the podcast when you get out,
- 1:12:22Speaker 1: he's already out, Bro, I'm not.
- 1:12:25Speaker 4: I'll wait that till the end.
- 1:12:28Speaker 1: Nobody this dude who's beat up his girlfriend?
- 1:12:31Speaker 4: Next one, next one, we got Ryan five ten, same
- 1:12:35Speaker 4: team with the beer clean, thank you so much. I
- 1:12:38Speaker 4: have some bruise on Wednesday, Brah.
- 1:12:41Speaker 1: Hell yeah. Should we let him know?
- 1:12:43Speaker 4: It's not a secret but Wednesday, Oh yeah, I.
- 1:12:47Speaker 1: Was gonna tell you guys. Thank you for reminding me.
- 1:12:49Speaker 1: Ray uh So next week, of course, shows are gonna
- 1:12:52Speaker 1: go on as regular, but Wednesday and Saturday we're gonna
- 1:12:55Speaker 1: be having Patreon only podcast. So you guys are getting
- 1:12:58Speaker 1: two episodes that are only Patreon only, and those people
- 1:13:02Speaker 1: you have to be a member of the Patreon to
- 1:13:03Speaker 1: just watch it. And I know it's gonna be live
- 1:13:05Speaker 1: when we are gonna have guests so tune in Wednesday,
- 1:13:07Speaker 1: that's gonna be in the evening six to eight, and
- 1:13:10Speaker 1: tune in what is it a Saturday morning? Saturday morning,
- 1:13:14Speaker 1: So make sure you guys look out Patreon only.
- 1:13:16Speaker 4: Next one only see ten Jay, same team, Homie, Dog Homie,
- 1:13:25Speaker 4: damn all right. Next one is from All All Dark Bro.
- 1:13:32Speaker 4: Wish me luck to pass this airport job drug test.
- 1:13:35Speaker 1: Hey bo, good luck there you got this. Don't worry
- 1:13:38Speaker 1: about it. Yeah, fool for real. I know a job
- 1:13:40Speaker 1: is not easy to come by these days, especially a
- 1:13:42Speaker 1: good one. Best of luck to your dog. I hope
- 1:13:44Speaker 1: you fucking get it, and uh you know, I hope
- 1:13:46Speaker 1: you succeed at it.
- 1:13:47Speaker 4: Airport jobs are pretty good.
- 1:13:48Speaker 1: It's always gonna be there, Dog, always gonna be there.
- 1:13:52Speaker 1: You gotta get two weeks off to pass the tests.
- 1:13:53Speaker 1: It'll be back and it'll hit you hard as fuck
- 1:13:55Speaker 1: when you come back. Dog. If you see something on
- 1:13:57Speaker 1: a secret minute you want, I'll save it just so
- 1:13:59Speaker 1: you get your job. There.
- 1:14:00Speaker 3: You go work and work out, dog, Yeah, every time
- 1:14:04Speaker 3: you want to fucking small goal workout, you'll just.
- 1:14:06Speaker 1: Be like that. You gotta save it.
- 1:14:09Speaker 5: You gotta save it for his second paycheck to because
- 1:14:11Speaker 5: everyone knows. The first one that was be horny and
- 1:14:16Speaker 5: don't want to get.
- 1:14:16Speaker 2: On that's your porn.
- 1:14:23Speaker 4: Next one, that's a good point on the title e
- 1:14:26Speaker 4: g Z seven one when those das rasa.
- 1:14:29Speaker 1: When those dogs. Oh, he's saying it because of the
- 1:14:33Speaker 1: fucking video.
- 1:14:34Speaker 3: He sent me the video of all this what you
- 1:14:35Speaker 3: guys are talking about and the foo was in the
- 1:14:37Speaker 3: prison when those die.
- 1:14:44Speaker 1: What you guys been.
- 1:14:46Speaker 4: I wonder if some people watch this from County.
- 1:14:49Speaker 1: Anybody comment county, don't say what county or nothing. Just
- 1:14:55Speaker 1: know if anybody is watching withneath the walls or beneath
- 1:14:59Speaker 1: you know, behind the bar.
- 1:15:00Speaker 2: And tell us who you run with.
- 1:15:02Speaker 4: Stay strong, guys, Okay, as.
- 1:15:06Speaker 2: Bank don't know there's a multicultural podcast. I want to
- 1:15:09Speaker 2: know if I don't, we got don't know what race?
- 1:15:14Speaker 1: Racist? Is it?
- 1:15:15Speaker 2: Others is okay?
- 1:15:17Speaker 1: But when you asked that that, you're like what you're
- 1:15:19Speaker 1: asking and what everybody's in the ticket is like, oh
- 1:15:21Speaker 1: what what the what?
- 1:15:22Speaker 2: Like?
- 1:15:22Speaker 1: What? I really want to know that you ask it
- 1:15:25Speaker 1: like that. That's why I'm like, you don't ask that ship.
- 1:15:27Speaker 2: I just I want to know, like are you are?
- 1:15:29Speaker 2: You are making up?
- 1:15:31Speaker 1: It starts checking.
- 1:15:32Speaker 3: That was like a you know exactly, watch a little
- 1:15:36Speaker 3: bit of blood and blood out and fucking figure it out.
- 1:15:40Speaker 2: You know, I know what they I know what it is.
- 1:15:41Speaker 2: I wanted. I just want to know the people who
- 1:15:43Speaker 2: are listening, what are they? You're breaking the cub By
- 1:15:47Speaker 2: multicultural podcast and you're just proud of our fucking diversit
- 1:15:51Speaker 2: low class. This is an Indian guy, we got a
- 1:15:53Speaker 2: Polish guy, we got pretty diverse, over got a Mexican. Honestly,
- 1:15:57Speaker 2: you want.
- 1:15:58Speaker 1: Next time they have next time you guys. Evert fucking
- 1:16:00Speaker 1: Podcast Awards nominated for the most diverse hit the Light,
- 1:16:03Speaker 1: but nobody else is fucking diversing it up as much
- 1:16:06Speaker 1: as we are. Dog imported co hosts like my Liquors.
- 1:16:11Speaker 5: I would have been just and everything because I'm Austrian too.
- 1:16:15Speaker 5: I would have been just another Austrian. But there's a
- 1:16:17Speaker 5: there's a painter Austrian who really ruined it for everybody.
- 1:16:20Speaker 5: So I didn't want I didn't want to be known
- 1:16:21Speaker 5: for that.
- 1:16:25Speaker 1: Yeah, you think the Paul has a better ring twist?
- 1:16:29Speaker 4: The next one, next one speed Minion seven oh two.
- 1:16:34Speaker 4: So we'll catch the replay after the Chamba.
- 1:16:38Speaker 1: Right, You give a comment if you can't to please
- 1:16:42Speaker 1: and good luck. Yes, Xavier said he'll send you one
- 1:16:45Speaker 1: of his fucking uh one of his pieces of merch
- 1:16:48Speaker 1: if you guys leave a best comment. Yeah, best comment
- 1:16:50Speaker 1: with the most likes, get some merch after the show though.
- 1:16:52Speaker 1: That way, he showed up on that on the comment section,
- 1:16:55Speaker 1: like after the show, all you fools interact.
- 1:16:58Speaker 2: And some raw paper tips.
- 1:16:59Speaker 1: Yeah, some, I know you guys, didn't butt you guys
- 1:17:03Speaker 1: to the.
- 1:17:06Speaker 2: Real paper.
- 1:17:08Speaker 1: Next?
- 1:17:08Speaker 2: What next?
- 1:17:09Speaker 4: Next one? Luis Dias World Up, Uma Arizona Offbeat and
- 1:17:14Speaker 4: Unfiltered podcast.
- 1:17:16Speaker 1: That's right, baby, Yeah, what's up? You gotta go to
- 1:17:19Speaker 1: Chaps or what dog? Let me know, Uma Arizona. I'll
- 1:17:22Speaker 1: get you on the media list.
- 1:17:24Speaker 2: Um.
- 1:17:25Speaker 1: We will be there at change. Yeah, yeah, i'mna be
- 1:17:28Speaker 1: there blogging it up.
- 1:17:28Speaker 5: I got my south Gate fucking hotel already, west Gate stay, Uma,
- 1:17:36Speaker 5: stay in Henderson. I mean, I like, there's a house
- 1:17:40Speaker 5: out there that we got that I could stay in.
- 1:17:41Speaker 5: But it's so nice to just roll out of bed
- 1:17:44Speaker 5: and not have to get in the car and repark
- 1:17:46Speaker 5: a car. You just walk right there.
- 1:17:48Speaker 1: Yeah, driving drunk? That suck.
- 1:17:49Speaker 5: Next one, just leave my car off.
- 1:17:55Speaker 4: Next one here at work, with my ear, Bud, I
- 1:17:58Speaker 4: don't give a fuck. I hope i'll when you.
- 1:18:03Speaker 1: Job. Remember when remember when that was sending videos of
- 1:18:07Speaker 1: that person fainting in the date field?
- 1:18:09Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that ship was crazy because somebody these fools
- 1:18:12Speaker 3: have some crazy lives.
- 1:18:14Speaker 1: I'm happy he's not working in the fields anymore. That
- 1:18:16Speaker 1: fool was doing like he was picking dates. I'm talking
- 1:18:19Speaker 1: about like talking about picking dates. Do you remember do
- 1:18:32Speaker 1: you remember that tweaker that would send us him hitting
- 1:18:34Speaker 1: the pooky?
- 1:18:35Speaker 2: Yeah? That was you know what you died?
- 1:18:38Speaker 1: He did die? Bro? Straight up, he did because or
- 1:18:40Speaker 1: he or he got sober. But honestly, he should have
- 1:18:43Speaker 1: hit us up, bro, because every time we would and did,
- 1:18:45Speaker 1: we would literally tell him like food, you're gonna die stop. Bro.
- 1:18:49Speaker 1: We used to have his crazy fan Bro. He used
- 1:18:51Speaker 1: to have a pool, right, and this fool used to
- 1:18:53Speaker 1: literally say we don't smoke the same. And I was like, upro,
- 1:18:59Speaker 1: I'll talk about letting clouds out, bro, and we're like,
- 1:19:03Speaker 1: he sent him videos, then you'll start rapping.
- 1:19:05Speaker 2: Like.
- 1:19:08Speaker 9: Dog.
- 1:19:09Speaker 5: I know, I grew up with so many people like
- 1:19:12Speaker 5: that because because of my mom's affiliation with all that stuff.
- 1:19:15Speaker 1: Like I grew up with those motherfuckers. So like those
- 1:19:18Speaker 1: tweaker uncles and.
- 1:19:19Speaker 2: All that always someone, it was always.
- 1:19:23Speaker 5: Yeah people selling like those were my those were my
- 1:19:26Speaker 5: father figures.
- 1:19:31Speaker 4: Next one, next one with Luis Dia help us out,
- 1:19:35Speaker 4: save team, follow at offbeat and unfiltered.
- 1:19:41Speaker 1: Check them out. Next one.
- 1:19:42Speaker 4: Shout out to Ralph Ramas too for that job training
- 1:19:45Speaker 4: dog get it, get.
- 1:19:46Speaker 1: It right like that fools out here doing their things right.
- 1:19:51Speaker 4: Is ninety three same tube. You guys should have a
- 1:19:54Speaker 4: voicemail we had. We can leave messages like mega, okay.
- 1:19:59Speaker 1: So I was looking at the headphones, the wireless one,
- 1:20:02Speaker 1: so I'm probably gonna get the set of the like
- 1:20:04Speaker 1: five or four six of them that way, because the
- 1:20:06Speaker 1: only way the phone is gonna work is we all
- 1:20:08Speaker 1: have headphones.
- 1:20:09Speaker 2: Leave a voicemail so they can call all week and
- 1:20:11Speaker 2: leave messages.
- 1:20:12Speaker 1: We take away the good ones because we still got
- 1:20:16Speaker 1: to listen, so you still need the headphones and fucking
- 1:20:20Speaker 1: We could also take live calls because I'm paying for
- 1:20:22Speaker 1: that phone line, so we could take live calls, and
- 1:20:24Speaker 1: we can actually do like take live callers. That's kind
- 1:20:26Speaker 1: of the only thing is we were doing it for
- 1:20:28Speaker 1: a while. Is this so somebody just called and started
- 1:20:30Speaker 1: being racist towards Niddy. Next One doesn't like it. Someone
- 1:20:36Speaker 1: else up like I can only be racist wet taxed
- 1:20:41Speaker 1: at the gas station.
- 1:20:42Speaker 5: He was mad.
- 1:20:45Speaker 4: Thanks Rodrigo Polanco hashtag served homie next one Tin Santos
- 1:20:56Speaker 4: for twenty cents is the gold star coine.
- 1:21:00Speaker 1: Appreciate you for the super chat.
- 1:21:01Speaker 4: Good luck baby he comes back, Diinos Santos, I E
- 1:21:06Speaker 4: you fedal in dykement United States of America versus I
- 1:21:10Speaker 4: don't know what the fuck that emoji is x G
- 1:21:12Speaker 4: Juan ohs fly child support ah JK shout out to
- 1:21:18Speaker 4: the table.
- 1:21:20Speaker 1: Okay, I'm glad I didn't run into her this week.
- 1:21:23Speaker 1: There was no actual regular basketom. That's good. Every one
- 1:21:28Speaker 1: of the parties at a hole in it. It's because,
- 1:21:30Speaker 1: I mean, everyone knows the story. I was at a
- 1:21:31Speaker 1: port party.
- 1:21:31Speaker 3: I was taking a piss and the fucking the fly
- 1:21:34Speaker 3: landed on my dick and that's just disgusting.
- 1:21:36Speaker 11: Like the hood was pulled back, good good, and everyone's like,
- 1:21:42Speaker 11: you got that bitch pregnant? I bet it won't support
- 1:21:47Speaker 11: Dog's disgusting.
- 1:21:49Speaker 3: It was disgusting as fun bro too alcohol on it, Bro.
- 1:21:55Speaker 5: What if you got scared, let go and the hood
- 1:21:57Speaker 5: flopped over it.
- 1:22:00Speaker 2: Venus flight track.
- 1:22:07Speaker 4: Suffocated and Brock what.
- 1:22:12Speaker 1: There's a lot of super chants coming through all you
- 1:22:14Speaker 1: gotta run through them.
- 1:22:15Speaker 4: Dark Bro follow he's on on what now? He got
- 1:22:18Speaker 4: the good stuff?
- 1:22:19Speaker 1: Man going down Friday Flavors by his own man.
- 1:22:22Speaker 4: It's the painter the celebrities look like follows THEE All right,
- 1:22:29Speaker 4: that's you know, the skinny bitches. Next one, do you
- 1:22:33Speaker 4: send us a super chat? Thank you dog Hollywood, Turp Hogan,
- 1:22:37Speaker 4: Same tu Baby, Tino Santo sends us the cool Emo
- 1:22:42Speaker 4: g and thenmok fly what up from Texas?
- 1:22:49Speaker 1: Be safe out there? Watching this podcast might even get
- 1:22:51Speaker 1: you in trouble that crazy you guys nuts out there, Bro,
- 1:22:55Speaker 1: I'll be careful. That's real. There's so much money in Texas. Yeah,
- 1:22:59Speaker 1: but with the weed laws, right, I wouldn't want to
- 1:23:00Speaker 1: be smoking anything, bro, that old school o g oil.
- 1:23:04Speaker 4: Next one, Rick b while watching while working from home,
- 1:23:08Speaker 4: So to save California Magic Mushrooms Census the thank you.
- 1:23:14Speaker 9: Thank you, Homie, thank you, thank you Tino Santos for
- 1:23:18Speaker 9: twenty xg do a blog slash Ice Bender with Orlando
- 1:23:24Speaker 9: Brown and Hemmett.
- 1:23:26Speaker 1: Bro honestly, I would.
- 1:23:28Speaker 3: I would hang out with I would have to do
- 1:23:30Speaker 3: it with him, But I hang out with that cracky
- 1:23:32Speaker 3: he's crazy.
- 1:23:32Speaker 1: He said some wold ship got fucked on that show.
- 1:23:35Speaker 1: What's that show? The math head by? What's that show
- 1:23:37Speaker 1: he was on? That's so raven?
- 1:23:39Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that guy's been dropping some conspiracy theories though
- 1:23:43Speaker 2: he knows some ship.
- 1:23:43Speaker 4: Yeah, no, he definitely knows some ship.
- 1:23:45Speaker 1: Yeah, he's also cracket.
- 1:23:47Speaker 4: Yeah, it doesn't help his case, his case, but I
- 1:23:50Speaker 4: believe it's Hollywood. I do believe it's Luis Dias. My
- 1:23:55Speaker 4: little half boss wife looks like Francis Nagano. Who is
- 1:24:01Speaker 4: this person right right here? His little have boss wife.
- 1:24:12Speaker 1: But you want to fuck with that though?
- 1:24:13Speaker 4: Yeah, he's a USC fighter, a toon s though he
- 1:24:17Speaker 4: watches a lot of UFC. I don't know why, but he.
- 1:24:20Speaker 1: He's the guys rolling around pinky he did this weekend.
- 1:24:26Speaker 1: Don't even bring it up, that fools man.
- 1:24:28Speaker 4: Next one, yeah, he talked about it yesterday. Was amusing.
- 1:24:32Speaker 1: Happy.
- 1:24:33Speaker 4: Next one is from Funky. Thank you for the super chat.
- 1:24:36Speaker 4: Next one is Rich, Thank you for the super chat, Gilbert,
- 1:24:41Speaker 4: thank you for the super chat. My guy cloud dealer,
- 1:24:44Speaker 4: Mega Mam, Mela, Mama.
- 1:24:49Speaker 1: Coming in hot today. It's just watched somebody to pick on.
- 1:24:54Speaker 1: Those are bullies in high school. I guarantee you bully Doug.
- 1:25:00Speaker 4: They're still bullying Alex Castrow. If I ever see Nitty
- 1:25:03Speaker 4: with the perfect ten, that's his make a wish.
- 1:25:09Speaker 1: Nay can pull some bitches.
- 1:25:10Speaker 3: Bro haters, y'all don't know nothing.
- 1:25:14Speaker 2: They don't know nothing.
- 1:25:17Speaker 1: Perfect ten is not a bad Make a wish, that's good.
- 1:25:21Speaker 2: If cancer, if I could make a wish, my one,
- 1:25:25Speaker 2: make a wish would be I wish my boy one
- 1:25:28Speaker 2: gets to meet Hello Kitty.
- 1:25:32Speaker 1: I know we gotta I know we gotta hurry up.
- 1:25:33Speaker 1: But if you're if you have cancer, you're make a
- 1:25:35Speaker 1: wish kid, and you gotta stop cancer scenarios. That's just
- 1:25:39Speaker 1: gonna backfire way.
- 1:25:40Speaker 3: I'm just saying, can you can you ask to get
- 1:25:43Speaker 3: Can that be one of your make a wish?
- 1:25:44Speaker 1: I want to get chucked off four times before that.
- 1:25:47Speaker 1: I want to diversion.
- 1:25:49Speaker 2: That was like.
- 1:25:53Speaker 1: A balld You gotta do it. You gotta come through
- 1:25:54Speaker 1: for the homie.
- 1:25:55Speaker 5: The hospital will say no, but the doctor will be
- 1:25:57Speaker 5: like I got after work when I clock out, I.
- 1:26:00Speaker 1: Got with the morphine.
- 1:26:04Speaker 4: Hey, that morphine is memorable. Next one, Alex Gos throw
- 1:26:09Speaker 4: shout out my guy NITTI a k and sorry Nitty.
- 1:26:19Speaker 2: Low key.
- 1:26:19Speaker 4: When he says it in Spanish, it just rings off
- 1:26:22Speaker 4: the tongue.
- 1:26:23Speaker 1: Correct, I'm here.
- 1:26:26Speaker 4: Don't say that. Alex Gos throw Nitty wears the same
- 1:26:29Speaker 4: boxes for six days straight.
- 1:26:32Speaker 2: And then I sell him on only boxers briefs.
- 1:26:36Speaker 1: Bro I had a bunkle that would always fuckingball.
- 1:26:41Speaker 3: Sniffer with jeans, and he wears those tough jeans that.
- 1:26:45Speaker 1: Okay, every part about freeballing it when you have a
- 1:26:49Speaker 1: hood is putting you zipper.
- 1:26:52Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:26:54Speaker 1: Next one, he just.
- 1:26:55Speaker 2: Keeps shipping place underwear is necessary.
- 1:26:58Speaker 1: Ay, Jack pray used to be hoodless.
- 1:27:01Speaker 2: A J. You're just making a little hats smile when
- 1:27:07Speaker 2: you say that.
- 1:27:07Speaker 1: I don't say that. The little hats loved when they
- 1:27:09Speaker 1: cut a little pcent of you off. I want some
- 1:27:13Speaker 1: I love.
- 1:27:13Speaker 2: I've loved the life.
- 1:27:19Speaker 4: You little little fucking five.
- 1:27:21Speaker 5: Year old, not a single woman I've been with. We'll
- 1:27:25Speaker 5: complain that it's headless.
- 1:27:27Speaker 2: All right.
- 1:27:28Speaker 4: Next one, a J senses the salt, Thank you dogs salty?
- 1:27:33Speaker 2: All right?
- 1:27:34Speaker 4: Oh, okay, okay, Rancy shout out to the homie throwing
- 1:27:40Speaker 4: jabs at Mega bitch. I got way more voicemails and
- 1:27:44Speaker 4: receipts food.
- 1:27:45Speaker 1: Trying to call the cops and my job on me,
- 1:27:48Speaker 1: send me, send me those dogs the dog they end
- 1:27:56Speaker 1: up on the Patreon.
- 1:27:56Speaker 2: What do you call the cops about?
- 1:27:58Speaker 4: Well, we're gonna find out if you send or not.
- 1:28:00Speaker 2: Didn't even know the whole story.
- 1:28:02Speaker 4: I don't know the whole story. Maybe we will know
- 1:28:04Speaker 4: more of the story with that. Alex Castrow p s
- 1:28:06Speaker 4: A see note la Mama, Mama, mama.
- 1:28:11Speaker 2: That's all I understood, mama.
- 1:28:13Speaker 1: Next one, right though, Buddy.
- 1:28:16Speaker 4: Cloud Dealer, don't read don't redeem, Come.
- 1:28:22Speaker 6: On, don't don't. You gotta be like don't don't command
- 1:28:35Speaker 6: saying don't don't.
- 1:28:39Speaker 2: Get an extra dollar every time?
- 1:28:41Speaker 1: Right, you'll say it so much.
- 1:28:44Speaker 2: Don't don't, mama, don't don't don't We don't say.
- 1:28:53Speaker 5: That scammer. YouTuber is gonna shut us down if yeah,
- 1:29:01Speaker 5: I think this is a call center and shut up
- 1:29:02Speaker 5: to if there's a.
- 1:29:04Speaker 2: Limit of.
- 1:29:06Speaker 1: Yeah before I flags it's a call center, all right.
- 1:29:08Speaker 4: Next one, sorry, not sorry, Let's get the Let's get
- 1:29:12Speaker 4: Duno or dough boy on the pod because Lush is
- 1:29:16Speaker 4: in rehab. C C C no, no, yeah, Lush isn't rehab.
- 1:29:20Speaker 1: I hope he gets clean, but I want to stay
- 1:29:21Speaker 1: off the internet. He's you're just fighting everybody. He really
- 1:29:25Speaker 1: posted the video the picture dude, I saw. I thought
- 1:29:27Speaker 1: it was I was so busy, but I saw him
- 1:29:29Speaker 1: post a video, so that that's his own thing. I
- 1:29:32Speaker 1: could probably get double in here. I just have to
- 1:29:34Speaker 1: hit up moose Man and uh, what's the other food there?
- 1:29:37Speaker 1: They said, gonna be top. That was so fucking busy, bro, busy,
- 1:29:42Speaker 1: but we could try better. I've already asked they have
- 1:29:45Speaker 1: a better chance of getting concrete. Yeah, I've asked. I've
- 1:29:48Speaker 1: asked both them folds and they say, yeah, but you
- 1:29:50Speaker 1: know how it is. Hey, by the way, we're almost
- 1:29:52Speaker 1: eighty thousand, so that like, but let's go we like
- 1:29:55Speaker 1: maybe when we get that one hundred thousand fucking you know,
- 1:29:58Speaker 1: they'll come up for more people.
- 1:29:59Speaker 4: We have no, no, one hundred thousand or what is it,
- 1:30:03Speaker 4: ten thousand? No, you're doing the freestyle dog? Yeah, come on,
- 1:30:08Speaker 4: I will not raise I will not engineer any shows.
- 1:30:11Speaker 2: Let's go on here, I've heard it.
- 1:30:18Speaker 1: Here's who's good engineering.
- 1:30:20Speaker 5: Yeah, put your applications in that, all right, Rich, thank
- 1:30:26Speaker 5: you for the super chat.
- 1:30:28Speaker 2: Drop a freestyle cap you harder than running a mile?
- 1:30:32Speaker 2: Come on, three D three jobs.
- 1:30:36Speaker 4: Glad I work graveyard now bless up patchak same team.
- 1:30:39Speaker 1: Nobody ever said that, but I'm happy for you, dog,
- 1:30:42Speaker 1: But I'm happy dog, stay working. Yeah, next one.
- 1:30:46Speaker 4: The last one from m kut MK cush good whatever,
- 1:30:51Speaker 4: sal Loco, shout out Paulock. The pants are straight fire
- 1:30:54Speaker 4: and cush g Yeah.
- 1:30:57Speaker 1: All right, the people and the secret man, you know, Dog,
- 1:30:59Speaker 1: I mean, the Polocks always stay in stock and they
- 1:31:01Speaker 1: always stay selling out. So if you don't know what
- 1:31:03Speaker 1: I'm If you don't know what I'm talking about, hit
- 1:31:05Speaker 1: me up for the link, I'll send you the secret mean.
- 1:31:07Speaker 1: All right, let's pick two winners and then we will
- 1:31:11Speaker 1: end with the smokey fucking ending. All right, all right,
- 1:31:15Speaker 1: so right for my net, we're gonna go ahead and
- 1:31:18Speaker 1: pick the winner, number one. Winner number one, it's going
- 1:31:26Speaker 1: to be who is the baby CALLI Magic Mushrooms. That's
- 1:31:34Speaker 1: the hommy right there. That was probably like doing pull ups.
- 1:31:39Speaker 1: You got everybody working out full.
- 1:31:41Speaker 3: Now, that was doing it out of like a vengeance
- 1:31:43Speaker 3: has nothing to do with he's looking for a new
- 1:31:45Speaker 3: baby mama. First kids, he said, he said that, I said,
- 1:31:50Speaker 3: and his kids are right there.
- 1:31:53Speaker 1: All right, don't turn it out to like right, so
- 1:31:55Speaker 1: like it's uh, it's yeah, all right, and the second
- 1:32:00Speaker 1: winner is going.
- 1:32:01Speaker 2: To be big nip taking trips. I don't eat chips.
- 1:32:10Speaker 2: Oh rich.
- 1:32:14Speaker 1: Congratulations winners, you guys got that care.
- 1:32:19Speaker 2: Pat you guys congratulate they have guess.
- 1:32:24Speaker 1: FedEx b.
- 1:32:25Speaker 2: Let's not turn the thing on. Let's just get it
- 1:32:27Speaker 2: smoking up in here, all right, like you mean down
- 1:32:30Speaker 2: there in this room.
- 1:32:31Speaker 1: Okay, then it's gonna go down the room. It's gonna
- 1:32:34Speaker 1: go down in the room, all right. So yeah, and
- 1:32:38Speaker 1: uh so congratulations to the winners. Let's do around the
- 1:32:41Speaker 1: shoutouts on uh, shout out your Instagram and all this stuff.
- 1:32:45Speaker 5: Just another pologne pop up to it for having me,
- 1:32:48Speaker 5: just another polog hungry monkey company, slacktivists.
- 1:32:52Speaker 1: All of us. Thank you, everybody. Hell yeah, make sure Nitty.
- 1:32:57Speaker 2: Shout out to you guys. Number one Mexican podcast in
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- 1:33:06Speaker 1: I'll be there.
- 1:33:07Speaker 2: Actually he's gonna pull up, and uh, I just want
- 1:33:09Speaker 2: to say, big nips taking trips don't need chips licking lips.
- 1:33:14Speaker 2: I hate nips. Ray Ray.
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- 1:33:36Speaker 1: Thank you for getting us faded today, Dog, I really
- 1:33:38Speaker 1: appreciate it. Thank you everybody for tuning in. Shout out
- 1:33:40Speaker 1: to the winners. Uh follow me on what not? Also,
- 1:33:43Speaker 1: if you're gonna be a Champs, come say what's up.
- 1:33:45Speaker 1: I'll be out there blogging it as well, and say
- 1:33:47Speaker 1: what's up to the homie just another Pollock, He'll be
- 1:33:50Speaker 1: out there as well. Champs is gonna be a good time.
- 1:33:51Speaker 1: It always is. Get out there, see what's coming up
- 1:33:54Speaker 1: next in the industry. And uh, I guess it's time
- 1:33:57Speaker 1: to fucking get smoky in here. Dogs show him how
- 1:33:59Speaker 1: the fucking vice works.
- 1:34:00Speaker 2: Do let's do it.
- 1:34:01Speaker 1: I'd be honored. Everybody, have a good rest of the day.
- 1:34:04Speaker 1: We'll be back on Thursday.
- 1:34:06Speaker 12: Oh damn, holy shit, it's a small ship.
- 1:34:24Speaker 2: Yea.
- 1:34:24Speaker 1: God, I want to wait a second by