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HIGHLIGHT POD 30 MINS: The Woody Show March 18th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: To the show. All right, so we got the phones
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  Speaker 1: open eight seven four Wooding. You can send us a
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  Speaker 1: text over to two to nine eight seven emails, email
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  Speaker 1: at the woodieshow dot com, findest, follow us on social media,
• 0:16
  Speaker 1: look for us there at the Woodies show. And of
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  Speaker 1: course the after hours voicemail is the number that you
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  Speaker 1: called during the show. But after the show you can
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  Speaker 1: leave whatever you got. So if you listen to the
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  Speaker 1: podcast you have a random thought later, you can just
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  Speaker 1: call and leave us whatever that might be. We got
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  Speaker 1: to after hours voicemails, people leaving us a couple of things.
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  Speaker 1: Here here is one that we got. Oh yeah, Sammy
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  Speaker 1: discovered electric tooth press Yeah wow, yeah really was that
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  Speaker 1: like your cheer jeer.
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  Speaker 2: Like it was Yeah, I tried, it was incredible.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, And then we're like, wow, electric toothbrushes. Welcome, what's
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  Speaker 1: the next big discovery the wheel. Think this has been
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  Speaker 1: this has been around for I think After Hours voicemail.
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  Speaker 3: Listen to the podcast, Sammy, you're freaking out about the
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  Speaker 3: electric toothbrush. Like a year ago, I got my first
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  Speaker 3: electric toothbrush and I.
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  Speaker 4: Could not believe what a difference it makes.
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  Speaker 1: It was the first time that I went to the.
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  Speaker 4: Dentist, and the cleaning technician told me that I.
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  Speaker 3: Did not leave her very much work, So yeah, they
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  Speaker 3: make a huge different.
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  Speaker 1: That's yeah, Like, Greg, you just had a recent discas
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  Speaker 1: again like something that everybody else knew of everybody else.
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  Speaker 5: I'm like, really, Greg, I knew about it, but I
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  Speaker 5: never treated myself to it. It's lamer than electric toothbrush,
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  Speaker 5: that's for damn sure. But I finally said, you know what,
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  Speaker 5: at this age, I deserve it. I don't even want
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  Speaker 5: to say it anymore. Foaming hand soap, Like I always
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  Speaker 5: get like liquid hand soap, but when it's in the
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  Speaker 5: thing and it looks just like pure water and then
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  Speaker 5: you put it on, it's just like shaving cream. My
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  Speaker 5: mom has it, all my friends have it, and I'm like,
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  Speaker 5: this is awesome, Colot, you know what. I deserve it.
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  Speaker 5: And I finally treated myself out, Greg. Foaming soap, Yes,
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  Speaker 5: that that is my electric.
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  Speaker 2: Tooth the only soap to use.
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  Speaker 1: I get it.
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  Speaker 6: We'll say this, Greg, I went, not, there's there's no
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  Speaker 6: reason for it not to be foaming anymore, really, unless
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  Speaker 6: like like unless like when I go to public places
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  Speaker 6: they don't have foaming people.
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  Speaker 1: What year.
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  Speaker 5: Is this because I like, I usually just get liquid soap,
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  Speaker 5: the hand soap. Yeah, I don't really care foam it
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  Speaker 5: makes washing your hands fun.
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  Speaker 1: It really, I don't even.
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  Speaker 7: Understand what the difference is.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's yeah, after ours voicemailing Wooding, Yeah, we've
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  Speaker 1: talked a lot about, you know, the I D thing,
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  Speaker 1: the real idea. Yeah, yeah, Greg doesn't want it. He
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  Speaker 1: is eventually gonna have to get it like everybody else
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  Speaker 1: and were talking. I forget exactly what we're talking about.
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  Speaker 1: I think, uh, one of the things, and I'm not
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  Speaker 1: sure what to listen to the voicemail first. This could
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  Speaker 1: be because I forget where it was. But they made
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  Speaker 1: the rule of the law, whatever you want to call it,
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  Speaker 1: that you had to put now on your actual ID,
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  Speaker 1: your state issued I D gender at birth right, and
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  Speaker 1: my my whole point was like I don't really care,
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  Speaker 1: because like, dude, what's the point of an ID if
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  Speaker 1: you can put just whatever you want on there? That
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  Speaker 1: was yes, Now, people made people made good points because
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  Speaker 1: they ask you like, what's your hair color, what's your
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  Speaker 1: eye color?
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  Speaker 5: What's your weight?
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  Speaker 1: Like on our driver's license it says what your weight is.
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  Speaker 1: You know, there's no scale there, you know, people, But
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  Speaker 1: I mean it's got to be I don't know, it's gotta.
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  Speaker 8: Be so.
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  Speaker 1: But but but like the point is, like I don't
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  Speaker 1: I don't really see like why we should just be
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  Speaker 1: able to put like maybe there should be a scale
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  Speaker 1: there that would be fun giving.
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  Speaker 6: Me a new challenge because I love taking like, you know,
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  Speaker 6: funny stuff for my licenses. Now I'm just gonna put
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  Speaker 6: the highest weight I can get.
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  Speaker 1: Yeahs, you see if anybody says anything like, wow, you
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  Speaker 1: look great. So we got this. Uh we got this
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  Speaker 1: after hours voicemail here, I've.
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  Speaker 8: Been listening to your program for the last few minutes,
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  Speaker 8: and you're talking about people with the prepper identification. I
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  Speaker 8: used to work at Walmart and I worked in this
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  Speaker 8: on the cigarette island stuff and I got a customer, big,
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  Speaker 8: tall woman gives me her id because I got to
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  Speaker 8: approve her purchases cigarettes and alcohol and whatnot. She hands
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  Speaker 8: me her id and it's a picture of a guy,
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  Speaker 8: and uh, I looked at it, and I looked at her,
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  Speaker 8: and I looked at it and I looked at her
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  Speaker 8: and I said, I can't. I can't sell you these items.
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  Speaker 8: This person is not what I'm looking at now. You
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  Speaker 8: have to look like the picture, doesn't. I don't have
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  Speaker 8: time to read see how heavy you are, or what
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  Speaker 8: color your eyes are, or your hair color, and none
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  Speaker 8: of that. You just I'm busy, I'm bringing out people,
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  Speaker 8: and your face has to look like the face. His
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  Speaker 8: face had tons of makeup on you. He really looks fabulous.
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  Speaker 8: He looks like a woman. I had to decline him,
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  Speaker 8: and then managers came over and they too had to
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  Speaker 8: decline him. That's in regard to this subject. When you're
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  Speaker 8: being wrong out, your picture has to look like that
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  Speaker 8: face that you have that day. If you want to
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  Speaker 8: buy drugs or alcohol or cigarettes, and I comment, okay
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  Speaker 8: the photo.
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  Speaker 9: It's too confusing to be like, well this is my
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  Speaker 9: gender birth, but this is nothing what I look like.
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  Speaker 1: I was curious as to why, like, when you go
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  Speaker 1: for your passport photo, why you can't smile? Why you
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  Speaker 1: have to look and you want another reason? Why because
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  Speaker 1: you're not.
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  Speaker 7: Going to be smiling when you get pulled over.
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  Speaker 1: Nope, No, it's because the facial recognition technology doesn't recognize
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  Speaker 1: you when you smile, like yeah, like it won't. It won't,
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  Speaker 1: like at least the stuff they're using. Now, I'm sure
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  Speaker 1: it'll get better.
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  Speaker 5: That might be today's reason, but that's always been the Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But like at the airport, I smile when I walk past.
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  Speaker 7: That, and I have a bad smile in my driver,
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  Speaker 7: Like it's.
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  Speaker 1: The reason you're not allowed to smile.
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  Speaker 6: I was told when I got my news passport that
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  Speaker 6: because I submitted a photo that had me smiling, and
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  Speaker 6: they said the'll probably get rejected.
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  Speaker 7: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: Yeahs, and that's the reason that. So like when you
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  Speaker 1: look it up, at least who knows, at least today's Well.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I've always said a smiley picture.
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  Speaker 10: You weren't in the room when we first talked about this.
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  Speaker 10: But like I said, with you know, your eye color
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  Speaker 10: and your weight and all that kind of stuff, all
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  Speaker 10: that's gonna go away with facial recognition, Like they're not
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  Speaker 10: going to have you put that on your ID anymore.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, I agree. Yeah, and not everyone. It's
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  Speaker 1: not even gonna be an argument. Yeah, eight seven seven
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  Speaker 1: forty four what are you after hours? Voicemail?
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  Speaker 11: Nobody shows uh on the podcast, And you guys were
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  Speaker 11: kind of poking a little fun at this girl who
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  Speaker 11: posted on her social media that she sets on a
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  Speaker 11: couch for two years and she's for a little self
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  Speaker 11: esteem and she finally got herself with that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, okay. So just just a little frame of
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  Speaker 1: reference on this for those of you who might have
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  Speaker 1: missed the conversation is when Greg Fitzimmons was in and
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to get his take on it, was it
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  Speaker 1: like base, an aw babe or an eye roll because
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  Speaker 1: this girl had posted and people it was on this
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  Speaker 1: like good news account and it was this girl and
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  Speaker 1: it's a picture of her in his bed, like looking
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  Speaker 1: like she's ready to be tucked in, and it said,
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  Speaker 1: you know something along the lines of like, after sleeping
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  Speaker 1: on a couch for two years because I feel like
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  Speaker 1: I didn't deserve a bed, I bought myself a bed
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  Speaker 1: and now she's sleeping in his bed. It was the
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  Speaker 1: most hardcore eye roll I've governed. So I'm like, this
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  Speaker 1: is just one of those things you're putting out there
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  Speaker 1: just for attention to people. Go you are worthy, are
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  Speaker 1: good for you. You like you bought a bed, you
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  Speaker 1: know what I mean, and even sleep on a couch
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  Speaker 1: for two years because you felt like you didn't deserve
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  Speaker 1: a bed. Stop it, Stop it. Nobody who's posting things
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  Speaker 1: like that feels that terribly about themselves. I don't believe
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  Speaker 1: that it's because they love themselves. That's the reason that
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  Speaker 1: you post these things, because you have this certain idea
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  Speaker 1: about yourself and you're looking to get it validated from
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  Speaker 1: other people. Is it sad fishing that we're talking about, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: sad fishing. Yeah. Anyway, so that's what she's talking about
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  Speaker 1: or whatever, or talk about that.
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  Speaker 3: But you guys seem to hate it when people post
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  Speaker 3: on social media quote for attention. But that's all social
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  Speaker 3: media is, ever. That's all any posts on any social
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  Speaker 3: media about anything ever, That's all it is is attention.
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  Speaker 3: You could be posting about I got married today. We're
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  Speaker 3: posting it because you want attention. You want have the
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  Speaker 3: likes and the hearts and the reaction. Or you could
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  Speaker 3: post something to.
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  Speaker 11: Kind of sad, like I have low sell esteem and
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  Speaker 11: I finally bought myself a bed.
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  Speaker 3: That's for attention too. Like all social media is is
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  Speaker 3: attention seeking. That's all it, ever is. That's the point
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  Speaker 3: of it, you know what I mean. So making fun
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  Speaker 3: of somebody for posting something quote for attention seeking, it's
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  Speaker 3: just like it's redundant to point it out.
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  Speaker 1: Because that's the point. The point, because while she's right,
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  Speaker 1: then yes, anything you post, yeah, it's getting getting attention.
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  Speaker 1: It's the type of attention that you see.
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  Speaker 10: There's there's what she's talking about. Yes, generally everybody would
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  Speaker 10: like attention on their post. Don't disagree with her.
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  Speaker 1: Just if you're sharing something that you did this weekend
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  Speaker 1: or something that you whatever got married.
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  Speaker 10: There is being over the top about it for attention's sake.
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  Speaker 1: Is the difference.
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  Speaker 6: It's not attention for hey, I know people care about
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  Speaker 6: my life, or hey, we have this clip from the
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  Speaker 6: Woody Show we'd like we think you guys would be
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  Speaker 6: interested in. It's I I don't really feel this way
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  Speaker 6: about slape sleeping on the couch. I'm posting something that
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  Speaker 6: I think will get attention just because I want attention,
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  Speaker 6: not because it's not because it's uh, it's it's inherent
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  Speaker 6: to who I am.
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  Speaker 1: Right, It's that it's the type of attention that you're seeking.
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  Speaker 7: But I think overall she's we're all saying the same thing.
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  Speaker 1: No, I don't think we are. Really we are absolutely not.
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  Speaker 9: Because if you wanted to keep it private, you keep
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  Speaker 9: it private. Well, if you're putting it online, it's now public.
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  Speaker 1: To give you an example, all right, got married this weekend? Okay, cool, right,
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  Speaker 1: post of you sitting in a hospital waiting room with
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  Speaker 1: the on going today.
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  Speaker 7: That's that's different the way you want people to know.
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  Speaker 1: Now, because it one one one is yeah you want no, yes, yes,
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  Speaker 1: but you want people to go, oh my god.
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  Speaker 7: That's that's the next step. But that's not what she's saying.
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  Speaker 9: She's saying, you post online because you want people to know,
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  Speaker 9: and that is all posting one.
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  Speaker 1: But she's not. But this is a different thing, the
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  Speaker 1: quality of posting.
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  Speaker 7: Correct, Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: That's all right. We can look, we can agree to that.
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  Speaker 1: I disagree or not get. I guess I don't get.
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  Speaker 7: She literally just said because I would love to go.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, well she's wrong because this dumb bitch with her bed,
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  Speaker 9: because I agree with that that this dumb bitch with
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  Speaker 9: her bed needs to nobody needs to know that. But
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  Speaker 9: she was saying all social media is for attention, meaning
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  Speaker 9: you will in the public.
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  Speaker 7: She didn't want it to be that part.
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  Speaker 1: We agree. She's refusing to see the gradations that we're describing. No,
• 10:47
  Speaker 1: but you are.
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  Speaker 9: Refusing to believe that what I just said was correct.
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  Speaker 7: He's agreeing with what sting.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, we've all agreed that. Everybody in this room,
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  Speaker 1: we all have a baseline of getting attention the son
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  Speaker 1: of and then.
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  Speaker 7: There are branches as to why you are seeking that attention.
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  Speaker 1: But it's more than that, right exactly. It's the type
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  Speaker 1: of attention that you're going for, which is what we
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  Speaker 1: are ridiculed.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 9: In fact, oh, this girl got roasted, as she should.
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  Speaker 7: And this was so funny.
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  Speaker 9: Because I was literally, uh, visiting my dad's grave, hanging
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  Speaker 9: out playing cowboy music because that's what he liked, and
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  Speaker 9: I was just really relaxing and peaceful.
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  Speaker 7: It was his anniversary.
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  Speaker 9: Yes, and I'm driving home, I mean I no, no,
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  Speaker 9: I pulled over to the side of the road to
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  Speaker 9: look at Instagram, right, Greg.
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  Speaker 1: I hope. So this girl pulled over safely.
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  Speaker 9: This girl, this woman posted a selfie with her dying
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  Speaker 9: father in the background, half clothed in his hospital gown,
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  Speaker 9: with his mouth sort of slack jawed and his eyes closed,
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  Speaker 9: being like, how do you say good but she's smiling,
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  Speaker 9: by the way, how do you say goodbye to a
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  Speaker 9: loved one? And everyone's like, I don't know maybe by
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  Speaker 9: taking this picture down.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know they psycho when it was like the
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  Speaker 1: final days of James Vanderbeek and there or some pictures
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  Speaker 1: and I forget who's the one who posted it, but
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  Speaker 1: but they posted it on I don't know, but they
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  Speaker 1: posted it with James Vanderbeek's wife's permission. Yeah, Like, and uh,
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  Speaker 1: it was you know what it was a.
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  Speaker 7: It wasn't a celebrity, It wasn't that undignified.
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  Speaker 1: It was a real touching to a photo and like
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  Speaker 1: a heartbreaking photo at the same time. It even made
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  Speaker 1: me uncomfortable thinking like, man, like if I'm him, Like,
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  Speaker 1: you know, if I'm him, would I want that out there?
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  Speaker 1: And I think in that moment, even if you were
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  Speaker 1: a public person, I think, in like those final moments,
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  Speaker 1: like that's not where I want things from social media
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  Speaker 1: to you know.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, my memory totally wrong. Was it Alfonso Roberto? Yes, Yeah, okay, that's.
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  Speaker 2: Who was remember that.
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  Speaker 7: That's the thing.
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  Speaker 9: It's like your especially when it's your dad, like you
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  Speaker 9: don't want to post him being so undignified and that
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  Speaker 9: in his deathbed.
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  Speaker 7: What's wrong with you?
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  Speaker 1: I want time after the show?
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  Speaker 8: Uh?
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  Speaker 1: If he want him attention you can leave it for
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  Speaker 1: us on the after hours voicemail. Whatever you got at
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  Speaker 1: eight seven seven forty four. It's eight seven seven forty four. Woody,
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  Speaker 1: look at it. His look is one of the the
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  Speaker 1: low res logic, right, is that the low res logic?
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  Speaker 1: The account? Yeah, Morgan loves these. Yeah, these are these
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  Speaker 1: are like cringey, would you.
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  Speaker 7: Rather unbelievably offensive?
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  Speaker 1: But now, for the record, I would just like to
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  Speaker 1: state I have no idea what these are gonna be. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't I didn't ask, I didn't ask. Yeah, Gina,
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  Speaker 1: Gina pulled these, don't. I don't know what they're gonna be.
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  Speaker 9: All I know is how many times a day do
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  Speaker 9: you say? The more uncomfortable, the more I like it, the.
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  Speaker 7: More appropriate, the more well guess what challenge?
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  Speaker 1: Except Okay, that's how I feel. But I can't speak
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  Speaker 1: for everybody who listens. So that's why I'm putting it
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  Speaker 1: out there, Like, I don't know, I don't like if
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  Speaker 1: I write these, I didn't write it. But there's a
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  Speaker 1: billion of these things, right, Yeah, there's a bunch of
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  Speaker 1: these are just the ones that gall.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, these are some of the very, very most offensive.
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  Speaker 10: If you don't like it right, they're throwing it out there.
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  Speaker 10: Then yeah, I have no idea what this is.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, everybody but the most offensive ones.
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  Speaker 1: It's your favorite account, not mine. It is a doozy
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  Speaker 1: you donate uncomfortable. Would you rather from low res logic?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's the Instagram account, all right.
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  Speaker 1: So any particular order, no, the number one? Here we go,
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  Speaker 1: would you rather?
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  Speaker 12: Would you rather every time you get sat next to
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  Speaker 12: a black family at a restaurant you have to ask
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  Speaker 12: them if they're going to be a problem, or every
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  Speaker 12: time you see an Asian person driving you have to
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  Speaker 12: dramatically pull over for your own safety.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, it's on there.
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  Speaker 1: I think I would go with the I would dramatically
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  Speaker 1: pull over because it's funnier.
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  Speaker 7: It is funnier, yeah, and.
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  Speaker 5: I could see a slight sense of humor in the like, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: I'm going to pull over.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh god, and you're.
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  Speaker 5: Like, you're in your own car, right, you're not communicating
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  Speaker 5: with anything?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, less confrontational. So I would do that one
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  Speaker 2: as well.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I think it's just fun. Oh god. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and then you dramatically swerve out of the way minutes
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  Speaker 1: which one I guess pull over?
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  Speaker 9: Well, and if somebody came up to my family and said,
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  Speaker 9: is this going to be a problem, I'd be like,
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  Speaker 9: I'll get I'll make you a problem Like.
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: That will just be a Morgan Oh same for sure.
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dramatically swerve out of the way, all right. Number
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: two low res logic A would you rather?
• 15:33
  Speaker 13: Would you rather always be bleeding randomly from a somewhere
• 15:36
  Speaker 13: noticeable or every time you have sex with your wife
• 15:39
  Speaker 13: you get one percent more gay?
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: Well, I'd be like four percent gay.
• 15:45
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you wouldn't be too good by.
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: The time I die anyone that's true? Uh? Yeah, I
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: think the one percent more gay?
• 15:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, because you could still yet, like you said,
• 15:57
  Speaker 5: you have a long time, you could be nine obvious
• 16:01
  Speaker 5: by the end of your life and still have sex.
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: But I'm already like gay, true, that much more gay
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: the more I think about it, this is this is
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: a super easy one, because like, who wants to be
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: just obviously bleeding?
• 16:14
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 16:15
  Speaker 9: But then it's like, do you want to have sex?
• 16:17
  Speaker 9: Do you want to continue to live your truth as
• 16:20
  Speaker 9: a straight man?
• 16:20
  Speaker 10: I have a friend that says they have a coworker
• 16:23
  Speaker 10: that bleeds super easily all the time. It's like nose
• 16:27
  Speaker 10: bleeds and stuff just like cut like gets cut easily
• 16:30
  Speaker 10: and stuff like that.
• 16:31
  Speaker 7: So okay, so everyone's going more gay.
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: I've seen I've seen people that bruise super easy. Like
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: you look at them and like, what the hell happened
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: to your arm? Yeah? They yeah, they don't never know
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: where it can causes that.
• 16:43
  Speaker 5: I'm a very over zealous scratcher, so when I get
• 16:46
  Speaker 5: an inch, I scratch until I bleed.
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: Then you do that.
• 16:49
  Speaker 9: You're like talking about how you woke up literally woke
• 16:52
  Speaker 9: myself up scratching at my arms the other night.
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like, was that a dream you were having.
• 16:57
  Speaker 7: I don't know. I think. I don't know if I
• 16:58
  Speaker 7: was just really dry or if I'm allergic something, but
• 17:00
  Speaker 7: I woke myself.
• 17:01
  Speaker 5: Up, Like what the hell have you ever drawn blood?
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: Yes, I woke up a lot. I woke up the
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: other night, middle of the night, but my arm was asleep,
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: like completely completely dead. It felt like it weighed four
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: hundred pounds. And I went to go see what time
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: it was, so I reached over to, you know, tap
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: the screen on my phone so with light up so
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: I can see the time. Now, I wanted to turn
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: the light off, so the little button on the side
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: that you had to push, but because my hand was
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: so asleep, I couldn't get the strength.
• 17:29
  Speaker 9: Oh yeah, So do you ever have that You can't
• 17:32
  Speaker 9: squeeze down, You can't squeeze, you have no grip strength
• 17:35
  Speaker 9: because your arm's completely asleep.
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: My hand again feels like it's probably three sizes to
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: time or three times the size that it normally would be.
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: I couldn't turn the stupid thing.
• 17:43
  Speaker 7: Off my Or you try so hard to move your
• 17:45
  Speaker 7: arm and you get yourself on the head.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: You have to use your your your other arm to
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: lift this arm and move it out of the way exactly. Yeah,
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: all right, that one's yeah one percent.
• 17:55
  Speaker 5: So there.
• 17:56
  Speaker 13: Would you rather always be bleeding randomly from a somewhere
• 17:59
  Speaker 13: notice bowl, or every time you have sex with your
• 18:02
  Speaker 13: wife you get one percent more game game Morgan?
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, gay, All right, there we go. Uh these are
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: the low res logic dudes. Next one, would you rather
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: down syndrome be contagious?
• 18:13
  Speaker 4: Or every time a crowd sings Sweet Caroline, every bop
• 18:17
  Speaker 4: lowers the world's average IQ by one point?
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: Sweet Caroline, We're there anyway. Yeah, I feel like like
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: I don't know what the effect is, or like how
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: everything has become like real life idiocracy. Right, but we're already.
• 18:32
  Speaker 7: There were if this is going to happen.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a great song. I love the song Jewish Elvis. Right,
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: that's right, Neil Diamond, Yeah, sweet Caroline, Yeah, because how
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: often does that happen?
• 18:43
  Speaker 5: Really?
• 18:43
  Speaker 9: I don't know if you ever done October every baseball
• 18:47
  Speaker 9: game at Fenway Park.
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, random bars just comes.
• 18:51
  Speaker 7: We'll get done real quick, Yeah.
• 18:54
  Speaker 5: Sweet Caroline.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: I mean, dude, we're having a UFC fight the White House,
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean, We're there. It's hell yeah, bro, Yeah,
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: they just come on, uh one more? Yeah, I would
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: you rather?
• 19:07
  Speaker 4: Would you rather attend a little person conference wearing a
• 19:10
  Speaker 4: shirt that says God forgot to finish you? Or attend
• 19:13
  Speaker 4: a Jewish festival and set up a bagel booth with
• 19:15
  Speaker 4: a sign that says, goys eat free everyone else it's
• 19:18
  Speaker 4: gonna holocaust.
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: Youah, first, that really?
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: Would you rather attend a little person conference wearing a
• 19:28
  Speaker 4: shirt that says God forgot to finish you? Or attend
• 19:31
  Speaker 4: a Jewish festival and set up a bagel booth with
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: a sign that says I'm.
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: Setting up a bagel booth. A bagel booth and a
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: Jewish festival with a sign that says.
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: Goys eat free. Everyone else it's gonna holocaust.
• 19:44
  Speaker 9: YOUA just means a non Jewish Jew, so they eat free,
• 19:49
  Speaker 9: but everybody else who's Jewish it's gonna holocaust you.
• 19:54
  Speaker 7: So which is more offensive? Which would you rather do?
• 19:57
  Speaker 5: I could see Morgan doing the T shirt by.
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: You any love to go to a convention?
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: Yes?
• 20:03
  Speaker 7: Would you wear the shirt?
• 20:04
  Speaker 8: Hell?
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I would do. I would do
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: the bagel thing. I'll tell you why, because again, I
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: was one of the only kids who wasn't Jewish among
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: all my friends where I grew up in New Jersey.
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: And one thing I've always admired is the sense of
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: humor that seems to go Like because I grew up
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: with a bunch of like Christian you know, Catholics, and
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: you know everything like family and whatever, like, yeah, they
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: have no sense of humor about any of that, right,
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: But the Jews always seem to have. Like I go
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: to there, you know get togethers for the holidays and
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: the different things bar and butt mitzvahs and and everybody
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: seemed to be just having such a great time, not
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: taking anything super serious. Now there were you know, of
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: course a couple of like really hardcore rules, but in
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: general there seemed to be a sense of humor.
• 20:48
  Speaker 7: About it, because how do you survive?
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: I think that would be the more comfortable situation, right,
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: like the most uncomfortable the way, Yeah, because I'd be like, withel,
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: come on, come on, getting right, all right, I'm going bagel, Bagel.
• 21:13
  Speaker 5: See if it only said goised free, yeah, not the
• 21:16
  Speaker 5: holocaustulo cost Yeah, I think I'm gonna go with the
• 21:21
  Speaker 5: Little People convention, Greg. I think they would have a
• 21:25
  Speaker 5: sense of humor about that, as well.
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: As a June Gina, which one.
• 21:27
  Speaker 9: God, yeah, well it's a tough climate right now, great pun.
• 21:31
  Speaker 9: If it was let's say, five years ago, i'd probably.
• 21:34
  Speaker 7: Go with the bagels. These days, I go with you
• 21:36
  Speaker 7: guys to the festival.
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: Conventional hands right exactly, Menace.
• 21:41
  Speaker 10: I think you're right. I think people would have a
• 21:44
  Speaker 10: sense of humor about it. So bagel, Okay, yeah.
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: What do you swade me? I'm going to go bagel. Yeah,
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: I'm at the convention right.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: Now. She's little people.
• 21:57
  Speaker 5: She's getting the T shirt made right now.
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: Last I would dude some of these and because you know,
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: Gina's uh shared a couple of these, like just you know, uh.
• 22:05
  Speaker 7: These are not the darkest.
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: Oh dude, there are some. There's a lot of them,
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: yeah that we we never we could never even play there.
• 22:12
  Speaker 7: They weren't even on the table to be playing.
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah. But if you if you like that kind of thing,
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: which I do. Uh, you can see low res logic
• 22:22
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• 22:24
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• 22:32
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• 22:33
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