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283: Sister Wife Recap - All About Eggplants (S20 E3) · Reality TV Cringe

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  Speaker 2: Hi. We are here to talk sister wives.
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  Speaker 1: Hoodly, we had such a boring episode and aggravating, also aggravating,
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  Speaker 1: like I walked away from the episode in an apoplectic rage,
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  Speaker 1: and then of course you come over and I'm just
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  Speaker 1: weekend we've got some stuff from Maddie, some stories that
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  Speaker 2: So we're going to go over that. And there was also.
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  Speaker 1: ask you what were not some of your thoughts? What
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  Speaker 1: was one thought that you had about this episode of
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  Speaker 1: Sister Wives?
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, I mean, I just still't understand why
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  Speaker 4: we have to have a bunch of middle aged women
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  Speaker 4: laughing and giggling about eggplant emojis and peach emojis. I'm
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  Speaker 4: just like cringing so hard, not even about like their
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  Speaker 4: age or anything, but I'm just like, stop talking about it, like,
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  Speaker 4: stop talking about the sexual emojis.
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  Speaker 1: Like itw Well, we did like that one girl, Haley
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  Speaker 1: or Harley or whatever her name is, double e at
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  Speaker 1: the end and her skin strip that was their Cody's
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  Speaker 1: head with an eggplant. I thought that was kind of funny. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but yeah, I don't know what we're doing here in
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  Speaker 1: terms of production, why we are churning out this particular content.
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  Speaker 1: I found it to be ely fucking boring. The best
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  Speaker 1: part for me was like seeing what Cody and Robin
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  Speaker 1: were actually up to, even though it made me angry,
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  Speaker 1: Like seeing them actually move into their home and how gleeful, yes,
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  Speaker 1: how jubileans they were, and how they're considering it such
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  Speaker 1: a blessing.
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  Speaker 2: And they've manifested this. No, bitch, you stole this. You
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  Speaker 2: took this.
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  Speaker 1: We can see all of the art, we can see
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  Speaker 1: the statuaries, we can see the gemstones, we can see
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  Speaker 1: all of your assets, Cody, and you took these from
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  Speaker 1: not just your wives, but your children too, And it
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  Speaker 1: was just obnoxious and opulent and demonic. And I was
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  Speaker 1: just really upset, like I don't want to see all
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  Speaker 1: of these people on our planet continue to prosper These
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  Speaker 1: people who have done wicked to other people, Why are
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  Speaker 1: they prosperings.
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  Speaker 2: I just I don't get it.
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  Speaker 3: It's not fair.
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  Speaker 1: It's not fair at all.
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  Speaker 2: This money should be distributed throughout the family.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my, I got so mad.
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  Speaker 3: I did too.
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  Speaker 1: So that was my thought and my takeaway. Okay, so
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  Speaker 1: without further a deal, let's get into season twenty. Good
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  Speaker 1: little episode three entitled.
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  Speaker 4: All about Eggplants, which I'm just like, that's not even
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  Speaker 4: the highlight of this episode. It was like a little
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  Speaker 4: snippet of like the sip and wine whatever painting with
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  Speaker 4: Mary and her friends, and then the rest of it
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  Speaker 4: was just Cody and Robin like moving.
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  Speaker 1: Why girl, what is the reason I need an underlying
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  Speaker 1: premise that production would want to make the trip to
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  Speaker 1: godforsaken pailwan utah, bitch, I'm film an entire night with
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  Speaker 1: these women. I don't even know who they are for
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  Speaker 1: Mary and Jet And that's a pai eggplants what because
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  Speaker 1: we're talking about Mary's sexuality, We're like talking about Mary
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  Speaker 1: dating somebody.
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  Speaker 3: I just I just don't get it.
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  Speaker 2: It was so boring.
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  Speaker 4: It was so boring, so boring. And then we start
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  Speaker 4: the episode with a continuing from last week where we're
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  Speaker 4: driving through the really scary Nebraskan thunderstorm and Tony mckelt's
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  Speaker 4: windshield gets totally ate up by the hail.
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  Speaker 3: I get it.
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  Speaker 4: That's fine, that's scary whatever, But like I also don't
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  Speaker 4: care about that.
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  Speaker 2: Why are they on our television?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know why.
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  Speaker 2: Am I seeing them still?
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  Speaker 3: Why don't care about them?
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  Speaker 5: I thought I registered my complaint with the management. I
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  Speaker 5: don't care about these people, I know.
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  Speaker 1: I also want to know how they afford this house
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  Speaker 1: in North Carolina when so many of US Americans are
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  Speaker 1: struggling out here. But Tony and McKelty can just move
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  Speaker 1: into this beautiful house. He doesn't even have a real job.
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  Speaker 1: He's got a part time job. I know, I'm getting crazy.
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  Speaker 3: He's got a chess career.
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  Speaker 1: It's a part time job so that he can watch
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  Speaker 1: his kids.
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  Speaker 2: He's a stay at.
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  Speaker 1: Home dad who's depending on McKelty and her fame through
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  Speaker 1: this show to subsidize his dumb career.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's her stupid Patreon that she charges people money
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  Speaker 4: for to give them nothing, well like to no tea
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  Speaker 4: or I mean, I'm sure there's like little nuggets here
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  Speaker 4: in there, because that's how the Brown family always is.
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  Speaker 4: They'll drop like little pebbles, little crumbs to keep you coming.
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  Speaker 4: But it's nothing of no value, value, abstence transformative.
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  Speaker 3: Why can't we have fifty thousand patrons.
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  Speaker 5: We should we get so much content on our pad.
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  Speaker 5: We have so much fun. I know we do not
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  Speaker 5: censor ourselves.
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  Speaker 1: Oh but I don't know. I guess we're I guess
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  Speaker 1: dumb stir. The only thing I can say about Michelty
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  Speaker 1: it is that she's gorgeous.
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  Speaker 3: I guess now.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if the lights are on or anything
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  Speaker 1: like that, but she's beautiful. She's got a wonderful.
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  Speaker 2: Head of hair.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I just I could not care lassitch about these people.
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  Speaker 3: I literally don't care.
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  Speaker 4: And like, that's cool, you're moving to North Carolina. But like,
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  Speaker 4: we could have done this in one episode. It didn't
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  Speaker 4: need to be spread out across two different ones because
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  Speaker 4: it's really just like driving through the big scary storm
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  Speaker 4: in Nebraska. Their windshield gets fucked up, but they're fine,
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  Speaker 4: which I'm glad about. And David's bummed that he didn't
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  Speaker 4: get to be in the storm because he wanted to
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  Speaker 4: be a storm chaser.
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  Speaker 3: Nobody killers content, nobody cares.
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  Speaker 1: This has been a filler season so far.
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  Speaker 4: And then like we get to North Carolina, Tony McKelty
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  Speaker 4: are moving into their house, which is very nice, and
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  Speaker 4: that's great they're very happy to be in the chess.
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  Speaker 3: Capital of the world for chess career.
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  Speaker 4: And then we have like some scenes with the family.
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  Speaker 4: We hear that Maddie's pregnant again.
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  Speaker 3: Cool, I also don't care.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I thought it was kind of wonderful that her
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  Speaker 1: due date Harrison's passing date, so it's sort of a
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  Speaker 1: symbolic thing that allows the family to remember.
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  Speaker 3: But yeah, it's like Sean done.
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  Speaker 4: And then we have McKelty and Christine like hugging in
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  Speaker 4: her kitchen and Christine's like, I'm gonna go cry in
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  Speaker 4: the bathroom, and that's it. Like why do we need
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  Speaker 4: to film this.
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  Speaker 1: For the first else to film? And I think maybe
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  Speaker 1: production is trying to take the temper on whether we
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  Speaker 1: are actually interested on what these people are doing in
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  Speaker 1: their mundane, very boring lives. And the early answer is no, No,
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  Speaker 1: we're not interested, not at all, especially if you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: take us to North Carolina to Tony and mckelte.
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  Speaker 4: Well, and like, if you're gonna film your boring lives,
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  Speaker 4: at least talk some shit about Cody and Robin, like
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  Speaker 4: giving your thoughts about them moving into a two point
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  Speaker 4: one million dollar pation like that would be so much better. Like,
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  Speaker 4: oh my god, I just don't understand when.
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  Speaker 1: Christine is talking about Cody and Robin moving into the
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  Speaker 1: new house and how she can actually totally understand because
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  Speaker 1: soil many said things happened at the McMansion. I'm just thinking,
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  Speaker 1: what about the money though, what about the assets? Why
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  Speaker 1: don't you comment on the thing that everybody is actually
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  Speaker 1: commenting out here in the audience that we really care about,
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  Speaker 1: Like talk about how they stole this money illegitly, I mean, really,
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  Speaker 1: talk about the LC that they siphoned money from. Talk
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  Speaker 1: about the down payment that was contributed to by Janelle
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  Speaker 1: and Mary. Why isn't anybody talking about the real issues
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  Speaker 1: We're just supposed to hear Christine sitting there all orange
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  Speaker 1: talking about Yeah, I totally get it.
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  Speaker 2: I don't care.
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  Speaker 4: No, you don't get it. I mean to play Devil's
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  Speaker 4: advocate with Christine, Like if she's suing Cody at this point,
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  Speaker 4: maybe she wants to be careful with what she says
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  Speaker 4: on TV, I guess, But like, why aren't we hearing
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  Speaker 4: about it from any of the kids or Janelle or Mary.
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  Speaker 4: Nobody's talking about anything of importance.
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  Speaker 1: The closest we got was Caleb saying, Oh, but Cody
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  Speaker 1: likes to be fairer.
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  Speaker 3: That's it.
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  Speaker 1: That was it. That was the most shady thing that
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  Speaker 1: anybody has said. Nobody's talking about the thing that's sitting
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  Speaker 1: right in front of all of us.
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  Speaker 4: Again, it's a Brown family, little nugget, a little turd.
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  Speaker 2: I'm so tired of I'm over it.
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  Speaker 4: And then after we get Tony McKelty moved out to
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  Speaker 4: North Carolina, we see the family and everything. Then we
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  Speaker 4: go over to Mary's haunted BMB where she has a
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  Speaker 4: girl's night and everybody gets kind of drunk a little
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  Speaker 4: bit and paints naughty emojis.
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  Speaker 1: And here again we learn that Mary's looking for somebody
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  Speaker 1: who's six feet tall and confident and can support her
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  Speaker 1: in every aspect of her life.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm snoring.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, so I'm bored, so boring.
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  Speaker 4: Like if we're gonna talk about like eggplants and stuff
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  Speaker 4: and we're gonna like make fun of Cody, I'm cool
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  Speaker 4: with that. If everybody's like painting like really small, disproportionate
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  Speaker 4: egg l with like, that would be great. But no,
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  Speaker 4: we have Mary like painting an actual eggplant and being.
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  Speaker 3: Like dinner time Haha, I'm so quirky and fun.
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  Speaker 1: She did make one throwaway comment when she said, like
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  Speaker 1: the one egg plant I tried I didn't like or
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  Speaker 1: something like that. Yeah, so I'm thinking she's referring to
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  Speaker 1: Cody elaborate though, which caused me to come into the
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  Speaker 1: reality that Mary has only ever slept with Cody. Discussing
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  Speaker 1: and if you've read Christine Brown Woolli's book, which talks
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  Speaker 1: about her honeymoon night and her subsequent years of sex
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  Speaker 1: with that dud and drip Cody Brown, imagine the kind
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  Speaker 1: of sexual history that Mary has had with that particular eggplant. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: it's abysmal unfortunate.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, if Christine's story was bad, I'm sure Mary's
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  Speaker 4: was just as bad, maybe especially on her wedding night
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  Speaker 4: and everything.
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  Speaker 1: Well, if Mary could find somebody who could bang her
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  Speaker 1: back out, sure maybe she'd like be less uptight and
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  Speaker 1: less of a shield for these two demonic people that
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  Speaker 1: for some reason she just won't come out and call out.
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  Speaker 4: I've been thinking that, like, she really just needs to
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  Speaker 4: get her back blown out and then maybe she'll start
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  Speaker 4: spilling some tea, because I think that's kind of what
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  Speaker 4: Christine did, Like after she met David and realized like, oh,
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  Speaker 4: it can actually be good and lovely. Now she's willing
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  Speaker 4: to spill some tea, but even then it's warm.
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  Speaker 3: It's very lukewarm tea.
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  Speaker 4: And then after the stupid like friends painting thing, then
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  Speaker 4: we bop on over to Cody and Robin. This is
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  Speaker 4: like the bulk of the episode where they're packing up
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  Speaker 4: they're McMansion because you you know, last week we were
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  Speaker 4: made to believe that they were just deciding that they
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  Speaker 4: were going to move and that they were going to
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  Speaker 4: go look for houses and everything. Now, oh, we've already
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  Speaker 4: found our dream home. We have a realtor, we already
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  Speaker 4: have an offer on this house. Actually all cash offer,
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  Speaker 4: by the way, which I'm like, fuck y'all, I hate y'all, soave.
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  Speaker 1: Just under ashing. Oh, they could not finance the new
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  Speaker 1: house without getting rid of their old house because they
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  Speaker 1: don't have that kind of lending ability, nor could they
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  Speaker 1: just buy this house outright. And when you think about it, friends,
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  Speaker 1: you've been on this show for twenty seasons. You've been
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  Speaker 1: stealing for the majority of that time. In my opinion,
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  Speaker 1: you don't have like the liquidity to just pick up
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  Speaker 1: the house that you want, you still have to finance
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  Speaker 1: that shit, and it's contingent on the sale of your
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  Speaker 1: current house. I found that interesting.
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  Speaker 4: That was very interesting. They also mentioned that this house
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  Speaker 4: that was their dream home was too expensive. They'd been
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  Speaker 4: eyeing it for a little while and then they lowered
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  Speaker 4: the price and that was when they swooped in and
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  Speaker 4: they were able to finance it or put in an offer.
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  Speaker 4: Cody also mentions outright that he wasn't interested in selling
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  Speaker 4: Coyote Pass until him and Robin started house hunting and
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  Speaker 4: found their dream home. Then he was willing to sell
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  Speaker 4: Coyote Pass because he needed to get it off his
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  Speaker 4: record and everything, get rid.
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  Speaker 3: Of it so that way he get actually lending ability finance. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: the new house.
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  Speaker 4: So I'm like, okay, screw you again, because you were
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  Speaker 4: holding that over Janelle Mary's head for years and Christine's
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  Speaker 4: head really and now because it will benefit you and Robin,
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  Speaker 4: you're willing to sell it and divide it up equally.
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  Speaker 1: So sidebar, just when you look at the pattern of
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  Speaker 1: what Cody does, just since we've been watching, he tends
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  Speaker 1: to move every handful of years. So we pick up
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  Speaker 1: with the Browns and they're fleeing Utah because they're afraid
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: they're going to get arrested. They move to Vegas. They
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  Speaker 1: ultimately acquire the call to sack home, but then they
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  Speaker 1: have to move, Like five or seven years later, they
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: moved to flag Staff, and of course we learn it's
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  Speaker 1: because Dayton ended up being accepted into a university in
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  Speaker 1: North Arizona. And so then they've lived in that McMansion
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  Speaker 1: for about five to seven years. And here we go again,
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  Speaker 1: selling this house and getting a new house. And so
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: when we go back through the rolodex, and we remember
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  Speaker 1: that it has been said that they like to get
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  Speaker 1: non conventional loans and financing, probably because they can't swing
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  Speaker 1: traditional financing. They tend to get balloon loans where it's
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  Speaker 1: interest only, so you only pay interest for the first
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  Speaker 1: five or seven years or whatever it is, and then
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  Speaker 1: the principle comes due and you have to pay it
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  Speaker 1: off or refinance it, or do whatever you have to do.
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  Speaker 1: But they can never manage to do that, so then
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  Speaker 1: they move entirely. And so this is the third time
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  Speaker 1: they're moving with that pattern. So I'm actually wondering if
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  Speaker 1: the McMansion was coming due, if they were only paying
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  Speaker 1: interest on the McMansion this entire time, irrespective of the
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  Speaker 1: fact that Mary and Janelle contributed hundreds of thousands of
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  Speaker 1: dollars to that down payment, and now it's coming due,
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  Speaker 1: and so they're moving into a new home, and I
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  Speaker 1: wonder about the structure of that loan as well. And
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: keep in mind that Nicki Haverstock said that she had
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  Speaker 1: been in contact with somebody in real estate who said
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  Speaker 1: that the McMansion was leveraged to the hilt, meaning there
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: were loans taken out against the equity, loans plural, not
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  Speaker 1: just one. So by the time they sell it, even
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  Speaker 1: though they get a whole cash offer, by the time
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  Speaker 1: they sell it, they're going to have to pay off
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  Speaker 1: all of those loans against the equity. And they've got
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  Speaker 1: essentially nothing except whatever was in the trust, that four
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  Speaker 1: hundred thousand dollars that in my opinions, they somehow siphoned
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  Speaker 1: from the LLC. So these people are not liquid. They're
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: not able to just buy a home, buy property with
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: cash or anything like. It's not going to take a
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: lot for the winds changed to blow through that house
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: and flag Staff and for the entire house of cards
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: to come down. Oh, I can't wait, and I know
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: we're going to talk about it in the after show.
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: Somebody left a comment was it on our Patreon? Yeah?
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: I think so.
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: About how much he's getting paid for Special Forces. Remind
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: me to talk about that because that does factor into
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: maybe why he took it. Oh, because if they don't
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: have a lot of liquid money like that they can
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: just draw and pay for shit. He would need to
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: sell Coyote Pass. They would need to take that. How
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: much did they make five hundred thousand dollars.
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: Something like that?
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: They would need to do that to renovate that house
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: because that house is Booty Girl. But now I'm getting
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: ahead of myself. Yeah, but let's just keep that in
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: mind in terms of how they continue to acquire their homes.
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: Oh, definitely.
• 17:44
  Speaker 4: I mean everything is financed to the nine, So like
• 17:48
  Speaker 4: they're screwed regardless with all of their payments and stuff.
• 17:51
  Speaker 4: I don't even know how they manage to do all
• 17:53
  Speaker 4: their payments because you have Cody driving a fucking Mercedes Bible,
• 17:58
  Speaker 4: and then he's got that big old truck, and then
• 18:00
  Speaker 4: allegedly they also bought Robin's kids.
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: Cars and got her own vehicle.
• 18:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and those are definitely all finance. There's no way
• 18:09
  Speaker 4: any of those were paid cash. Maybe they were, I
• 18:12
  Speaker 4: don't know, but like with all of the money that
• 18:14
  Speaker 4: they're like moving around and funneling around with that trust
• 18:17
  Speaker 4: that they used for the down payment I guess on
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: this house, and then whatever they got from Coyote Pass, Like,
• 18:22
  Speaker 4: there's no way they have anything saved. And even if
• 18:25
  Speaker 4: they did, like even if they had money in an
• 18:27
  Speaker 4: account or whatever, I feel like they're the kinds of people.
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: That just spend it.
• 18:31
  Speaker 4: I mean, obviously with Robin sixty thousand dollars of American
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: Girl Dolls on Edsy, like they don't have financial literacy,
• 18:40
  Speaker 4: Like they're just in so much debt. I would I
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: wonder how much debt they're actually in, Like it would
• 18:46
  Speaker 4: be so great of Caleb Hammer on Financial it could
• 18:49
  Speaker 4: have them on their show, because I think they pay
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: people to be on that show. It'd be so awesome
• 18:53
  Speaker 4: if Coding and Robin were on there and they're like, yeah,
• 18:55
  Speaker 4: we make all this money, but they're like millions.
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: Of dollars in debt. Well, like even if they had
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: one hundred thousand dollars saved, when you're playing with prices
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: and assets that are in excess of two million, and
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: all those cars and everything it takes to ensure them,
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: and all the other things that they mass acquire, Like
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: one hundred thousand dollars is going to cover maybe five
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: months of your mortgage. So I just I'm really curious
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: to see what's going on. And you know, this season
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: so far is kind of a dude, it's pretty lackluster.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: I'm bored. I'm like, what are we going to do in.
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: A season twenty one?
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: Keep me on the hook? Keep me interested? Like, is
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: what storyline exists that's going to keep me riveted in
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: this dumpster? I'm not seeing ite. And I went back
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: to the ratings because I discussed this last week, and
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: there was some sort of AI generated whatever that said
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: two million people watched the first episode of season But
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: then I looked deeper and that doesn't seem to be true.
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: In fact, it looks like the first episode got about
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: eight hundred and fifty thousand viewers, which is a lot less.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: And then when you reconcile that with the numbers that
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: they were getting last season, it's actually lower than some
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: of the episodes towards the end of season nineteen. So
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: I actually think I'm gonna correct, So I'm gonna correct
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: what I said last week. I actually think that there's
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: been quite an adjustment now when you compare that again
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: to The Valley and some of these Bravo shows which
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: are only pulling in three, four or five hundred thousand
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: views a week. Yes, it's more, but you're still seeing
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: a decline in people who are fucking interested in this bullshit.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: If you want to keep me invested in your show,
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: then start telling the truth about shit, which is why
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: I get so mad when Janelle is so tight lipped
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: and Mary is so tight lipped, and Christine, you have
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: a perfect opportunity to give your opinion about the new
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: house and the one thing that we're all wondering, like
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: where did the money come from? And you won't talk
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: about it.
• 21:06
  Speaker 5: I'm getting sick of that getting that.
• 21:09
  Speaker 4: And then it uses the opd.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: We deserve the opulence, and God has blessed us and
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: we've manifested. Come kids, let's pray ingratitude for all of
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: our blessings.
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: Get fucked well. And like, what pissed me off the
• 21:27
  Speaker 4: most about all of this is like nobody's thinking about
• 21:30
  Speaker 4: the rest of the one million children that they all have.
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: I mean, like I know the moms and stuff are
• 21:35
  Speaker 4: or whatever, but like Cody, you have all this wealth.
• 21:38
  Speaker 4: You have this big fucking house that is totally debt finance,
• 21:42
  Speaker 4: Like you are totally like just using this as a
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: as an image or like as your image when you're
• 21:49
  Speaker 4: actually probably broke as shit.
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: I hope you are.
• 21:53
  Speaker 4: I know it's so terrible, but like, I fucking hope. So,
• 21:55
  Speaker 4: because they're terrible people, you're not thinking about all of
• 21:58
  Speaker 4: your other children. What acid do you have to pass
• 22:01
  Speaker 4: down to any of your other children?
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: Like do you even care?
• 22:03
  Speaker 4: You're only not seeing it down to Robin and her
• 22:05
  Speaker 4: kids because that's all you care about. But you brought
• 22:08
  Speaker 4: in all of these other children into the world. You
• 22:10
  Speaker 4: probably have no trust fund set up for any of them,
• 22:14
  Speaker 4: any retirement plans set up for them.
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: You probably have nothing because you don't care.
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: He doesn't have his own retirement plan. And also he's
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: ten years older than Robin. He's probably going to pass
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: before her because men tend to do that anyway. So
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: she's going to be the prime benefactor of all of
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: that wealth. Do you think she's going to redistribute that
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: among the kids, his biological children or do you think
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: she's going to hoard that and have that funneled into
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: her biological kids, because I think it's going to be
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: the latter.
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: And as a sidebar, that actually happened to me. My
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: mother's father worked for Standard Oil in El Segundo, California.
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: That man had a stock portfolio by the time he
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: passed that was worth many hundreds of thousands of dollars. However,
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: he had acquired a second wife after my grandmother passed,
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: a much younger chippy she was. She seemed to be
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: a nice woman, and she reassured me after my grandfather passed.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: She reassured my mother and her brother like, look, I
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: am living off the interest only, I'm never touching the
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: principle of this. And when I passed, this is going
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: to be distributed to all the children, including my five
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: biological children that I had with another man, predating you know,
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: your grandfather having all of his kids, but nonetheless, everybody's
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: gonna get a piece of the pie. Well, what do
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: you think happened when my step grandmother passed. All of
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: my grandfather's money went to her biological children.
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: My uncle didn't get it.
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: My mother was already passed my other uncle didn't get
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: any of it. She took it off. And that's what
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: Robin's going to do too. And that money is that
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: belongs to the entire family. It belongs to Christine, Mary
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: and Janelle just as much, if not more, because they
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: were there longer than Robin.
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: And this is what just pisses me the f off.
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: I know I'm going crazy tonight.
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: No, I mean going crazy.
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: It's so fucking aggravating.
• 24:03
  Speaker 4: It's like what I was saying last week with Coyote Pass,
• 24:05
  Speaker 4: Like it's annoying that like Mary and Janelle didn't fight
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: for No, we're gonna split up the parcels thirty three
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: percent each because there's three groups of people, not four.
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: Like I understand, like the argument like maybe Robin's childhood whatever,
• 24:19
  Speaker 4: but like, no, like Robin and Cody.
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: Are sharing all the assets.
• 24:21
  Speaker 4: They've also stolen so much fucking in our opinion all
• 24:25
  Speaker 4: of these other women. So like, is Robin entitled to
• 24:28
  Speaker 4: twenty five percent?
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: Fuck?
• 24:29
  Speaker 4: No, not in my opinion. I think Cody and Robin
• 24:31
  Speaker 4: should have gotten thirty three percent. Janelle Mary should have
• 24:34
  Speaker 4: gotten thirty three percent each. That would have been more fair.
• 24:37
  Speaker 4: They Janelle and Mary would have gotten more money too,
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: if they actually did the math and everything. But they're
• 24:42
  Speaker 4: so like ready.
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: Well endful, wicked.
• 24:46
  Speaker 4: I was gonna say Janelle and Mary. Oh, Like I
• 24:48
  Speaker 4: think Janelle and Mary are so like complacent and they
• 24:51
  Speaker 4: have been for so many years. I don't know if
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: that's the right word, but like they just lay down
• 24:55
  Speaker 4: and take it. They're like, whatever, just give you a
• 24:56
  Speaker 4: twenty five percent, Like I'm not gonna fight it, because.
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: They literally have no right.
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: It's literally legally not necessarily theirs. Like they actually walked
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: away with more than they were legally entitled to because
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: Cody and Robin agreed to give them their fair share.
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: This is why polygamy is not fair to women at all,
• 25:14
  Speaker 4: because this is the kind of shit that happens, and
• 25:16
  Speaker 4: Robin gets all of the fucking money. And like if
• 25:18
  Speaker 4: Cody does pass before her, like I don't even know
• 25:21
  Speaker 4: what he would leave her. Really, I don't know how
• 25:23
  Speaker 4: much money they even have. Maybe they were kind of
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: smart and they did siphon a lot of money over
• 25:28
  Speaker 4: into some kind of roth ira that's compounding some interests.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: They got some money, but I doubt she's buying American
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: girl dog dog clothes, right, not dollst she already got those.
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: She's probably buying those two.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: But she clows to the tune of sixty thousand dollars
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: in one year. We've seen her Deckenzian village, We've seen
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: all of the tragic art and the glass sculptures. We've
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: seen what they are actually spending their money on. And
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: you're absolutely right. As soon as they have any money,
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: it's passing right through them. They're buying shit with it,
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: like consumer consumer hated, fucking brainwashed, brain dead, brain rot.
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: I mean, if there is a purge, and I don't
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: and I never want to see a purge, but if
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: there's a purge, it's like assholes who hoard wealth like that,
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: especially performative assholes who this is all smoke and mirrors,
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: it's not even real, and you're walking over your children
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: and your ex wives to get this wealth.
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: You're the first to go in the perch one hundred.
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: Invest in having some sort of like protective shield because they're.
• 26:30
  Speaker 4: Coming to your door, Do we seriously we know your
• 26:36
  Speaker 4: new address now, because like, oh my no, no, this
• 26:39
  Speaker 4: is just a joke. Of course, of course, it's all
• 26:42
  Speaker 4: They're hateful, they're awful, people evil loading In this episode,
• 26:46
  Speaker 4: the peacmiling and talking about o pulas and they love
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: that Christine and Mary and Janelle Mary who's living in.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: A haunted B and B there I never want to
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: live in. I know they know that these women and
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: those children are watching this, and that those children especially
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: are like, oh man, look at how they're living.
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: And I'm out.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: Here as a millennial, just struggling, trying to have a job,
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: trying to have a kid. I can't even have a kid.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: I can't even go to fucking school. I still have
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: student loans.
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: Yep, yep.
• 27:15
  Speaker 4: And Robin's kids are gonna grow up so fucking spoiled.
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: I mean they already are. They're so fucking spoiled. I'm sorry,
• 27:20
  Speaker 4: but like none of those kids and like I can't
• 27:23
  Speaker 4: blame them entirely because Cody and Robin are their parents
• 27:25
  Speaker 4: and stuff, like these kids don't really know any better,
• 27:28
  Speaker 4: but like you have fucking ari Yella. When they go
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: into the new house, she's like, oh my god, this
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: house is gonna be so great, Like we have so
• 27:34
  Speaker 4: much more room and more space, like we were so
• 27:36
  Speaker 4: cramped and our big baby.
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: I know she's also proting what her mom told her
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: in order to inspire her to want to move in
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: the first day.
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: What's frustrating, Like.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: It's Brianna and Aurora that are truly entitled.
• 27:49
  Speaker 4: Well, and they're gonna suck off the teats of and
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: Cody as much as they.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: Can get and they're gonna tap dance while they do it,
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: and Robin's going to let them.
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, of course she wants disease.
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: It's so great, so fucking awful.
• 28:03
  Speaker 4: Can we talk about that house too, because we get
• 28:05
  Speaker 4: into the new house, which is kind of cool that
• 28:07
  Speaker 4: we get We did get to see the entire new house,
• 28:09
  Speaker 4: like before all of Robin's bullshit gets moved in, but
• 28:12
  Speaker 4: like that house. Look, I'm gonna this is my disclaimer.
• 28:16
  Speaker 4: I grew up hell of fucking poor. She did too,
• 28:18
  Speaker 4: but I grew up like in a trailer next to
• 28:20
  Speaker 4: a meth lab that exploded. Like I'm look, when I
• 28:24
  Speaker 4: saw a house is like this is a kid. I'm like,
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: oh my god, that's the dream. Like I thought it
• 28:28
  Speaker 4: would be so cool, But I'm looking at this mansion
• 28:30
  Speaker 4: and this is.
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: Booty on the inside.
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: The property itself is beaututiful and like the facade of
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: the house, the way that it's laid out is wonderful.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: But the inside of the house is straight out of
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: nineteen ninety six McMansion or whatever, like awful. The trimming,
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: the wood floor, it's all very dated. That kitchen was
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: way more dated than the kitchen that they have in
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: the original McMansion. It's just the space. Yeah, it's forty
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: percent bigger than whatever they had in theirs, And so
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: that to them, because they're new money and they're so gaush,
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: that to them equals this is a better house because
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: it's big, so great. But is it, though, I mean, really,
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: how what are you gonna have to spend to renovate this?
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: Because that kitchen's getting gutted if it's me and all
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: of these bedrooms are gonna have to be redone and
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: the floor is gonna have to go, and your dining
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: room is a McMansion era dining.
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: Like everything's bad.
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: It's all bad.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: And I'm not being a hater, I'm really not. I mean,
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: there are wonderful things about the hospital. On the inside,
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: it's it's it's terrible.
• 29:33
  Speaker 4: For two point one million dollars, I'm like, dang, And
• 29:35
  Speaker 4: it's like also in flagstap plastets is very beautiful, Like,
• 29:39
  Speaker 4: don't get me wrong, it is a very nice like
• 29:41
  Speaker 4: area of try and everything, but it's so.
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: Overpressed and it's right on the tail end of the
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: COVID era inflated real estate market and it was last year,
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: so they're probably seven or eight percent interest and I'm
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: sure they're going to refy and do all of that,
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: but like the amount that they spent on this overpriced home. Yeah, plus,
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: it's gonna choke them.
• 30:01
  Speaker 4: And if they were actually able to like finance this
• 30:04
  Speaker 4: in a more conventional way, like without a balloon payment
• 30:07
  Speaker 4: and everything, and they are truly in it for the
• 30:09
  Speaker 4: long haul, like they say they're going to be, Like
• 30:11
  Speaker 4: they're not going to be able to resell this shit
• 30:13
  Speaker 4: when the market inevitably crashes in the process, right, Like
• 30:18
  Speaker 4: I mean, great correction, Like your equity is going to
• 30:21
  Speaker 4: be negative at this point because you bought it at
• 30:23
  Speaker 4: such an overpriced amount for the area and it's like outdated,
• 30:30
  Speaker 4: Like if you were going to spend two point one
• 30:32
  Speaker 4: million dollars, like you better have some fucking marble on there,
• 30:35
  Speaker 4: like you better have a pool or something.
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: I don't know if they did have a pool.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: I didn't I don't think they did, but like it
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: should be appointed very very nicely, but this was definitely
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: out of date, and so I don't I just don't
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: know if they have the perspective to even realize that.
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: No, maybe it was a good deal.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: Maybe if it had been up to date, they could
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: have sold it for much much more, But like I
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: I just don't know. I know that when market crashed
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: in two thousand and eight, I was in a legit
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: McMansion in Chicago, and I think we bought in for
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: six hundred thousand, like back in the early aughts, that
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: was a lot back then. And when two thousand and eight,
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: two thousand and nine hit, and then that was when
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: my divorce was happening, and like we had to sell,
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: we could not sell it. I think we ended up
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: selling that. By the time this happened, I was divorced,
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: and like I don't know the particulars, but I think
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: that he wasn't able to sell that for more than
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: like four hundred and fifty thousand.
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: So we were definitely upside down on that house.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: Terrible because when you overpay, Yeah, when you overpay because
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: you're flush with cash or the economy is doing great,
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: trust and believe there's going to come a time when
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: there's going to be a correction if the house isn't
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: worth that to begin.
• 31:45
  Speaker 4: With exactly well, And I thought, I don't know if
• 31:48
  Speaker 4: this is right or not, but I want to say
• 31:50
  Speaker 4: I saw like an old post of this house when
• 31:54
  Speaker 4: it was originally listed at its original price, and I
• 31:57
  Speaker 4: want to say it was like listed for three point
• 31:59
  Speaker 4: six million or something like that, and then it went down.
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: And if that is true, that corroborates Cody's story in
• 32:05
  Speaker 4: this episode where he's like, we saw our dream home.
• 32:07
  Speaker 4: It was a bit too expensive. Then the price went down, and.
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: That would have to take a year to come down.
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: I mean they were watching it for that long.
• 32:14
  Speaker 4: Maybe they were, and they were planning it this whole time,
• 32:17
  Speaker 4: and that's why they spun this whole story of like
• 32:18
  Speaker 4: there was so.
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: Much sadness and a heartbreak and.
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: We need a room for Trullo. What are we gonna
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: do about truly?
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: And so they get into this booty, oh my god,
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: whole ass house and the one room that is the ugliest,
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: and that's saying a lot, because a lot of those
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: rooms are terribly ugly. They walk into it's got mint
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: green walls or whatever, and they're I think his Robin's like, oh,
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: spare room, yeah, and then Cody's like, well, truly slash
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: spare room.
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: So it's it's not even afterthought about, truly, and this
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: song and dance that they're giving about this needs to
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: be big enough so that the kids know they can
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: come home anytime. We can have holidays here.
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: Did you invite them though?
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: Has there been a welcome group chat message letting your
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: kids know that they can come to your house and stay,
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: because I don't think so, because when you got back
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: from Special Forces in June of this year, you haven't
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: talked to any of your kids. None of them knew
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: you were even there in the first place. No, you're
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: not talking to anybody, Cody.
• 33:15
  Speaker 4: Even in this season, he says he's estranged from all
• 33:18
  Speaker 4: of the older children because of their own bullshit and
• 33:21
  Speaker 4: there's trash talking and so you know, unless they come
• 33:25
  Speaker 4: to me, and like he's essentially saying, like unless they
• 33:27
  Speaker 4: come to me and apologize and grovel at my feet,
• 33:30
  Speaker 4: like I'm not gonna talk to them because they talk
• 33:32
  Speaker 4: too much shit, Like he doesn't care about reconciling with anybody.
• 33:35
  Speaker 4: He doesn't care about inviting any of his original family
• 33:38
  Speaker 4: over to his big fucking mansion. He literally just wants
• 33:41
  Speaker 4: to be the dragon from fucking the Hobbit. He wants
• 33:44
  Speaker 4: to be a smoug and hang out on his little
• 33:46
  Speaker 4: pile of gold with his fucking mag mansion and act
• 33:49
  Speaker 4: like he's some big old dude with a big old
• 33:52
  Speaker 4: egg plant, Like look at me, I'm so fucking rich,
• 33:54
  Speaker 4: and I got a big old dick no hair though, Like.
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: He's that eggplant?
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: Is not that? No big?
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: And also correct me if I'm wrong. I could have
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: swore I heard something in the ether within the last
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: few months about Truly not seeing Cody.
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: In many, many months.
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: Like I think Truly hasn't seen him in like a year. Yeah, now,
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: I would not be surprised if in this season season
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: twenty of Sister Wives, because they've talked about it a
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: couple of times. Maybe we're going to get some performative
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: visit from Truly so we can pretend that, you know,
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: it's work care his kids can come home. But like,
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: I don't actually think that she has seen him, nor
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: that she cares to see him.
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: No, why would you? I wouldn't want to go over
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: to that house.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: Because your dad, I mean, aspens still crying about it.
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: I know Isabelle's still crying about it.
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: I get it.
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: But I think truly was far enough removed and he
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: was already ensconced in his schedule with Robin and not
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: spending the time with Christine or any of the other wives,
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: Like she probably doesn't miss him that much.
• 34:56
  Speaker 4: No, And I mean, like as a kid of divorce,
• 34:59
  Speaker 4: like there's a difference of like you want to see
• 35:01
  Speaker 4: your parents. Of course you want to hang out with them,
• 35:03
  Speaker 4: and of course you want to have that relationship with them,
• 35:06
  Speaker 4: But when you start seeing them, like especially in the
• 35:09
  Speaker 4: case of Cody and Robin, like marry someone else, prefer them,
• 35:13
  Speaker 4: prefer the family that they have established. Like going over
• 35:16
  Speaker 4: there means nothing because you go over there and you
• 35:19
  Speaker 4: act like you feel like a stranger. Like that's how
• 35:21
  Speaker 4: I felt when I was going back and forth between
• 35:23
  Speaker 4: my parents and stuff, and like they were choosing their
• 35:25
  Speaker 4: own families and they were moving on from the family
• 35:28
  Speaker 4: unit that I was created, and you go over and
• 35:31
  Speaker 4: you're like, I feel like an outsider, Like I feel
• 35:33
  Speaker 4: like I'm just a visitor over here. I don't feel
• 35:35
  Speaker 4: like I'm a part of the family, and I can
• 35:37
  Speaker 4: imagine it feels the exact same for any of those
• 35:40
  Speaker 4: kids that even come and visit Cody and Robin's house
• 35:42
  Speaker 4: because they're buying this home for their family so that
• 35:46
  Speaker 4: they have more space for their bullshit, even though they
• 35:48
  Speaker 4: had they had enough space and the make mansion before,
• 35:52
  Speaker 4: but now apparently you need an extra bathroom and an
• 35:55
  Speaker 4: extra bedroom and then also a detached garage for what
• 35:58
  Speaker 4: Cody's bullshit.
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: Cody's project and his table, which we focused on for
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: an inordinate amount of time, which was unnecessary and nobody
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: actually care.
• 36:08
  Speaker 4: We only focused on that table. Let's be real, so
• 36:11
  Speaker 4: that way Robin could talk about her style because she's
• 36:13
  Speaker 4: very traditional like.
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: Old world old worlds where old World Appalachia, Old World Italy,
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: old world ware. I mean, maybe it's a style and
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: I'm just an ignorant person, which I wouldn't know, but
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: I'm just like, what style are you referring to, bitch,
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: No style, none at all.
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: We've all seen your purple ass bedroom. You had no style, just.
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: Putting on all of these airs. We all know where
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: you come from, Robin. You grew up in poverty, You
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: lived in a trailer with your first husband. There's nothing
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: wrong with that, but like, don't act like you deserve
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: all of these riches that you earned them. Because when
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: they're getting in the little circle to pray, there are
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: of gratitude. She's like, oh my god, you guys, we
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: worked so hard to get here. This is our blessing.
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, what, specifically, Robin, have you done to
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: work in this family? What did you do that was
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: so hard? Because you never let us in, You never
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: share anything. When they're in the driveway of the old McMansion,
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: the producer says something like, well, how does it feel
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: like not having your big family here to help you move?
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: And they actually laugh And what I got from that
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: and tell me what you got from that?
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: I really want to know. But what I got from
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: that was we don't care.
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: No, like we.
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: Haven't had that for a long time. We weren't expecting them, like,
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: we don't care. And then they say next question because
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: they're so empowered not to divulge any information on this show.
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: These fuck ass producers. I'm so tired of.
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: I know, I can't believe it.
• 37:42
  Speaker 4: Like when I wrote down the notes for this episode,
• 37:44
  Speaker 4: when they were praying at the end, I literally wrote
• 37:46
  Speaker 4: that they were praying to the devil, just like, what
• 37:48
  Speaker 4: are you praying to?
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: There's no guys.
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: Standing on top of a pentagram. They're gonna start circulating
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: in one way and then the other way. There's gonna
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: be candles, and there's going to be a chicken without
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: its head.
• 37:58
  Speaker 4: I mean, they're devil like they're doing blood sacrifices just
• 38:02
  Speaker 4: to get what they're getting. Because I don't understand how
• 38:06
  Speaker 4: they think that this is like a blessing or like
• 38:08
  Speaker 4: that they're justified.
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: To any of it.
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: How is this a good show?
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: But it's not.
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: How is this a good show? Beatrice and everybody else? Like,
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: if there's not going to be a reckoning, if there's
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: not going to be some fairness, if we're not gonna
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: have some transparency, Like what are we doing here? I
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: do not care about the fucking highway in Nebraska and
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: a tornado. I do not care about North Carolina. I
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: do not care about.
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: Your egg plants. This is a terrible, terrible show. You're
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: gonna have to get this out the ditch.
• 38:37
  Speaker 4: I mean, really, I don't understand why the rest of
• 38:40
  Speaker 4: the family is like seemingly so guarded because they don't
• 38:45
  Speaker 4: want to stir drama or anything. I'm like, are you
• 38:47
  Speaker 4: really that afraid of Cody and Robin?
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: Like?
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: Fuck, wow, what are they gonna do?
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: I mean, really, they're just gonna talk shit about you
• 38:54
  Speaker 3: on TV.
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: They believes the word they say. Anyway, they are liars,
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: and we're gonna get into Madison's story where she calls
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: this straight out. They are known liars. They have no power.
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: The only little power they have in their little Mormon
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: fiefdom is the power that these whack ass producers give
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: to them, giving them this idea that they can call
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: the shots for this show right and ultimately therefore tanking
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: this show.
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: Because I am not entertained.
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: I am bornef The only thing I am is angry
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: because we're watching these truly terrible, awful people prosper.
• 39:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, nobody wants to see that. Everybody fucking hates them.
• 39:28
  Speaker 4: I don't think there is a single person on God's
• 39:31
  Speaker 4: great Earth that is like, you know what, I think
• 39:33
  Speaker 4: Cody's a good guy, you know what. I actually like
• 39:36
  Speaker 4: Robin and they deserve their house. Like nobody is watching
• 39:38
  Speaker 4: this show wanting to see them move into this. I would, honestly,
• 39:42
  Speaker 4: I would rather watch forty five minutes of Mary talking
• 39:46
  Speaker 4: to her friends about eggplants than watch them move into
• 39:49
  Speaker 4: their home and gloat about it and Cody talk about how.
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: Opulent and beautiful his new home is.
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: Fuck yeah, I.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: Just twist so upset, guys, And I know that I've
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: just been screaming this entire time.
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: This really kind of harkens.
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: Back to our first ten episodes of our podcast, our
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: first fifty episodes, when I was just constantly going crazy.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: But I just I'm nearing the end of my rope.
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: I know a lot of folks who listen and or watch,
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: they don't actually watch the show because they can't take it.
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: And I know also that this is a comedy podcast
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: and we want to be funny, but like, there's just
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: something about this that raises my blood pressure so much.
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: And I think the ironic thing is that Robin would
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: probably love that we're sitting over here so angry about
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: her success. But I'm also watching you bitch with my monacle, Like,
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: surely you must feel the vibrations in the universe because
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: this is unfair and God don't like ugly, and karma
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: is for real and it's a bitch And at some
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: point there will be a reckoning now, whether I'm still
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: watching at the time, whether you're consulting me via a
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: Lugi Borg because I already season fifty. Like, at some
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: point though, there's going to be a reckoning, I hope.
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: So if guards has to be, there has to be.
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: God LC do a better job every season.
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: I'm just like, could you just do.
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: A better job. We know it's possible. I mean, we
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: watch Plaif it's possible, you guys know how it does.
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: It's a blueprint out there. Why are we doing this well?
• 41:22
  Speaker 4: And it's like we're watching all of this because we
• 41:26
  Speaker 4: enjoy seeing some of the OG three.
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: You know, I don't.
• 41:30
  Speaker 4: I know some people are like happy to see them
• 41:32
  Speaker 4: move on and everything for the downfault.
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: I'm here for the downfall of Cody and Robin.
• 41:36
  Speaker 4: But like we're watching this season knowing also that at
• 41:39
  Speaker 4: the end we're gonna get a four parts like.
• 41:45
  Speaker 5: Soft ball in her interviews the entire time, and them
• 41:48
  Speaker 5: refusing to even look at the camera, I know, Robin
• 41:52
  Speaker 5: not even.
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: Looking at the footage and not commenting on it.
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: What are we doing?
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: What are we doing?
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: Way joke? Are we on Canda camera?
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: Well?
• 42:01
  Speaker 3: We are getting rage baited, like this is.
• 42:05
  Speaker 4: Rage because we're watching it and like we're getting sod
• 42:07
  Speaker 4: I'm taking it off. Yeah, but yeah, but like we
• 42:10
  Speaker 4: also have a job to do, Like we're here, we're podcasting,
• 42:12
  Speaker 4: we're professionals.
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna show up every week and I'm gonna do it.
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, We're gonna do it for you guys, and we
• 42:16
  Speaker 3: get it.
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: But this episode was right in the rage.
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 42:23
  Speaker 4: And then we have the exciting preview for next week
• 42:26
  Speaker 4: where we have Jen and Mary talking about her dating
• 42:29
  Speaker 4: life again and like Mary's like, Jen's got a very
• 42:32
  Speaker 4: different view on dating than I do.
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: What like that you should fuck the guys.
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: Maybe you should, Mary, maybe that would help. Holy shit,
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: let your hair down.
• 42:41
  Speaker 3: Honestly, but it's been so long for her, like just
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: come on, just experiment, just have fun a little bit.
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: Ship.
• 42:55
  Speaker 4: And then we have Christine who's feeling a bit but
• 42:58
  Speaker 4: hurt because a lot of the kids are moving out
• 43:00
  Speaker 4: to North Carolina.
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: And she feels the story.
• 43:03
  Speaker 4: Well, but it was kind of interesting because she's like,
• 43:05
  Speaker 4: I feel like I'm such a bad mom and all
• 43:07
  Speaker 4: of the kids are like so excited to be with Janelle.
• 43:09
  Speaker 4: And now Janelle's gloating to me about how all of
• 43:12
  Speaker 4: the kids are choosing her, and Christine's getting mad about it.
• 43:16
  Speaker 3: Sorry about it, yeah, sorry about it. Maybe you should
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: move to North Carolina.
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: But she totally dissed Carolina in this episode.
• 43:23
  Speaker 3: She did.
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: She was like rude about it. She was I don't
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: really get what people see in.
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: North Carolina, Like she's bitter or live here. Yeah, she's bitter,
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: but like, you don't have to shit on an entire
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: state and culture.
• 43:34
  Speaker 4: No, that's rude, just because a lot of the family's
• 43:36
  Speaker 4: moving out there.
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: It's beautiful in North Carolina. It's gorgeous, it's wonderful.
• 43:40
  Speaker 3: I was looking at Tony mckelty's house and I'm like.
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: Damn their backyard, Like the entire state is.
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: Gorgeous, amazing.
• 43:45
  Speaker 4: So, like Christine is just totally bitter that people are
• 43:48
  Speaker 4: moving out there and not staying in Utah because she
• 43:51
  Speaker 4: thought that they would.
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: And again, sorry about.
• 43:53
  Speaker 4: It, but you chose to marry a guy who's got
• 43:56
  Speaker 4: nine thousand children who probably all live in Utah, So
• 43:58
  Speaker 4: you're stuck out there. That's the nature of life. And
• 44:01
  Speaker 4: then we have Cody talking to his brother I think
• 44:04
  Speaker 4: about how polygamy is like so hard and stuff, and
• 44:07
  Speaker 4: I'm just like, and.
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: How it's just a bunch of pretending that you're so happy.
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: When you're not.
• 44:11
  Speaker 4: I can't, dude, And you hate him so much. He's
• 44:14
  Speaker 4: also like snickering about the og women being happy, and
• 44:19
  Speaker 4: I'm like, okay.
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: I just hate it.
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: He's the worst. I really don't like him. He is.
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: I'm so sick of him.
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: How long have we been doing this together?
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: Oh? My god, like two three years?
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: No, I think it's been four fucking years at least.
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: I think it's in three to four years. Yes, I
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: think it's been a long time. I think we've been
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: on YouTube for two years.
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, three years. I think we've been here for a while.
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: This is our In terms of the podcast, I want
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: to say this is our two hundred and eighty second episode,
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: Like we've been here a long time, here a minute
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: with this absolute fuck time, and if something doesn't happen
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: to correct the quantum equilibrium in fairness, I'm like gonna
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: lose my shit.
• 44:58
  Speaker 4: I mean, really, we need like a solar flair. Yeah,
• 45:00
  Speaker 4: we need three i AT lists to be like actual.
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: Aliens just coming get Cody and Robin and they come
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: circle around the sun and get on out of here. Man.
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: We don't need them.
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: Toss them in the sun, actually throw them right in
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: the sun.
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: Seriously.
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: But that's it.
• 45:15
  Speaker 4: It's kind of a short episode this week because like,
• 45:17
  Speaker 4: what was there to even talk about.
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: I don't know what's happening. What do you guys think
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: of this season?
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: Are you enjoying it?
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: What are some of your thoughts about the new McMansion?
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: Do you love it?
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: Am I just being a bougie bitch that has been
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: known to happen.
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: I'm not even bougie and I think it's booty.
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: Now, for the rest of you members of our Patreon,
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: we are going to continue this episode and we're going
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: to talk about like a lot of the gossip it
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: has come out about the fam, and also read some
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: of your comments, so stay tuned for that. But everybody else, well,
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: hold on, Beatrice. Is there anything else that we need
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: to say to these beautiful raccoons before we get up
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: on out of here?
• 45:51
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• 45:54
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• 45:56
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• 45:59
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• 46:01
  Speaker 3: We really appreciate it, so thank you very much.
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: I do want to apologize that I was actually unhinged
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: this entire episode. I'll try to do better next week.
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: We will be back later this week to talk about
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: Seeking Sister Wise Yes, which is crazy, catching up on
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: the previous three episodes, diving into the most recent episode
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: to come.
• 46:21
  Speaker 4: Back for that.
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: Until then, please do not forget so we have nothing
• 46:25
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