Latest / Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod / Episode 205: These Go To Eleven
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- 0:00What it do, what it do, what it do?
- 0:02It is your boy Andrew Schultz AKA Mr. Goody 2 Shoes and who am
- 0:06I with? As always, Joseph Huggins AKA
- 0:09old man Huggy. Talk shit or get off the pod.
- 0:12Episode 205 The Ice Maiden speaketh.
- 0:19Welcome, motherfucker. I'll be on the knees, she spent.
- 0:32Save it from me, she said. Her eyes had pleased in the I
- 0:43can hear and agree what she needed.
- 0:48Are you coming with me? Are you coming with me?
- 0:58Since I'm by the and I want you coming with and I want you
- 1:07coming with me. I want your knees, she said.
- 1:15Slipping in from the knee, she said.
- 1:21I'll be your tree, she said. I could hear it or breathe it
- 1:27with Shane. Are you coming with me?
- 1:33Where'd you get the Ice Maiden from?
- 1:35That's well, we'll get into it. It's like the first article, but
- 1:38that's. Oh, that's in the.
- 1:40That's in the Variety interviews.
- 1:42Yeah, it's it's her nickname. Like I, I got.
- 1:45Trump referred her as the ice maiden who hangs out in the
- 1:48background. Yeah, I also heard him refer to
- 1:52her recently as Susie Trump, because you know who Susie Trump
- 1:57is? He's that's Susie Wives.
- 2:02Yeah, loving the background. Thank you.
- 2:06AI. It's our it's our West Coast
- 2:08studio. Oh, West Coast studio while I'm
- 2:11rocking the rope today, so I. Didn't give a fuck.
- 2:14Is that on purpose or? Or is this like Leo DiCaprio?
- 2:18This is kind of chilly and like, you know what I'm saying?
- 2:21I'm just like, hey, that's robe season, you know, it's
- 2:25comfortable. It's a nice row.
- 2:26It's no, yeah. Yeah, yeah, we'll have a chat
- 2:30after. And it's.
- 2:32There's rules, there's standards here on this.
- 2:34Podcast OK, and this is this is also true.
- 2:36My computer, my setup gets super fucking hot.
- 2:40Like the longer we do it, it warms the room up.
- 2:43So that's why like even right now I have a fan on because if I
- 2:46don't have the fan on, it'll it'll, it gets really hot in
- 2:49this room very quickly. My computer also gets really
- 2:52hot. I have it hangover the edge,
- 2:55remember I was telling you like I threw out like a crazy TB
- 2:58number of how much storage I have in my supercomputer, which
- 3:01is a laptop. Yeah dude, I have NVIDIA chips
- 3:04in it like. Yeah, I mean, that's the most.
- 3:08Chips yeah no like NVIDIA is like like I got him right before
- 3:11like the AI boom took off because I can like NVIDIA was
- 3:16doing making the same chips that AI is using the you know graphic
- 3:21graphic processing units the GPUs that's.
- 3:24What I have? But for gaming, yeah.
- 3:28And I can like I've got like a photographic memory most of the
- 3:31time and and I just couldn't remember crazy shit.
- 3:34I can remember where I was verbatim going over NVIDIA on
- 3:42like the other analysis on their stock with my Co worker, the
- 3:47baggage Chandler, and he wanted to buy it.
- 3:52And this is like, oh, this is like 2020 and I'm like, dude,
- 3:59what I'm like what they make chips for games.
- 4:01Cool, bro. I was like now and and the same
- 4:07guy will also wanted to invest in Palantir, but but I didn't
- 4:12talk him out of it. I just watched him talk himself
- 4:15out of it and both of them are like, now, you know, fucking
- 4:19like to, you know, well, we already know about NVIDIA, the
- 4:21most valued company in the history of the world.
- 4:25And then Palantir is just outrageous.
- 4:26But both both could actually lose like 8090% of their market
- 4:30value and it would make sense. Yeah, yeah.
- 4:37I mean, the chips get hot and stuff and mine, my computer, my
- 4:40rig probably weighs like 60 lbs by itself.
- 4:45It's beastly. Like it's big as shit and really
- 4:48heavy. So it gets super hot.
- 4:50So it's like, I can't really be, I don't want to be running the
- 4:53heater while I'm running this. So I was like, you know what,
- 4:55dude, I'm just going to rock the robe.
- 4:57Fuck it. We're rogue.
- 4:58Where does the robe come in on the computer being hot?
- 5:02Because I can run the fan and keep it cool.
- 5:04It's cold in the house right now.
- 5:06So the fan. And then it's like if the fan's
- 5:08on or. If the fan was on, you'd be too
- 5:10cold unless you had the robe. Oh God.
- 5:13Oh, OK. All right.
- 5:14I'm just trying to do the math. Here bumble clap bumble clap wog
- 5:20one everything I read big ups man Junior massive no I'm sorry.
- 5:28You want to ramp with us? With a ramp and pump a ramp and
- 5:34stain. Better go for fun.
- 5:38Finally finished. Man, I have like a dilemma,
- 5:45personal dilemma. I guess there is.
- 5:50So I got some work done on the House, got a bid on it, it's all
- 5:53done for. Finished what?
- 5:55Do you mean you got a bid on it? Well, like I had somebody, you
- 5:58know, do an estimate. This is how much it's going to
- 6:00cost. All right, cool for the yard
- 6:02work. Yeah, he.
- 6:04Messed up. I thought you did all that shit
- 6:05yourself bro. No, no, I'm talking about the
- 6:07trees, the like 30 foot trees and the stumps.
- 6:10I didn't do that stuff. And like the construction of my
- 6:13fence that would have, I would, I'd still be doing that.
- 6:16That would take forever. I did all the other stuff that
- 6:21I've done like the leveling, the pulling up the roots, the weeds,
- 6:24the other stumps and all that crap.
- 6:26But you know, I'm not going to go out there and cut down a 35
- 6:29foot tree by myself. I might die.
- 6:31That sounds like something you know, someone with the caucasity
- 6:35to climb a tree and chop it down themselves.
- 6:37Saying somebody with irrational confidence would do something
- 6:39like that. Maybe, yeah maybe, but he he
- 6:42messed up his bid man and like he kind of shortchanged himself
- 6:47and took 2 long. You're always looking out for
- 6:49these fools. No, I mean no, we are just, you
- 6:55know, it's settled as of this afternoon.
- 7:00You paid them. More money.
- 7:02No, I paid a deposit, so I paid for all the supplies and
- 7:07everything upfront. So I bought like all the lumber,
- 7:11all the wood, all the pipe. I paid for all that shit up
- 7:14front, right. But with, and it's like with the
- 7:16trees and everything in the removal that ended up being
- 7:20more. So there's just some
- 7:21discrepancies in costs that we had to discuss, which we
- 7:25discussed maybe like 2 weeks ago.
- 7:27Got that ironed out. And then is that your dilemma?
- 7:31Well, it was because I didn't, I gave him more than I was
- 7:40necessarily obligated to give him.
- 7:42And I felt like that was the right thing to do in the moment
- 7:45when I I didn't have to. It necessarily wasn't expected
- 7:48to happen, but it was still and what it would have been in
- 7:54theory with what he was saying exponentially lower, like, but
- 7:58it was like a, you know, we came at an impasse.
- 8:01I had to discuss it. I had to like take a week to
- 8:04think about it And it's like, all right, this is what I'm
- 8:07comfortable with, the one I came up with, and I just want to be
- 8:09done with this shit. So here you go.
- 8:11When's it going to be done? It's already finished.
- 8:14So everything's finished. But it was one of those like
- 8:19where it's like they're you couldn't like put a lien on my
- 8:21shit. Like it's not like he's a good
- 8:23dude. Like he put himself in a bad
- 8:25position. So we talked about it.
- 8:26I thought about it, did some math and it was like, all right,
- 8:30this is what I what you're wanting is exponentially more
- 8:36than what we'd originally discussed, which is
- 8:38exponentially more than I'm like actually obligated to give you
- 8:42based off of the contract that we have.
- 8:44So well, let's talk about it. I was like, let's go to Waffle
- 8:49House. So we.
- 8:50Got paid it more. Yeah, I know, but not but it was
- 8:52still but but but but but it was what he what the cost.
- 8:58I, I was honestly, because like shit's gone up like lumber, a
- 9:03lot of that stuff's gotten exponentially more expensive as
- 9:06the project went on because of. Tariffs.
- 9:09Because and I normally I wouldn't pick up like normally
- 9:12there's certain things I was like, I'm not picking up the
- 9:14bill on that 'cause I don't think that's correct.
- 9:16So there was something, but it was good.
- 9:18I mean, he's a good dude. I hope he's not like super
- 9:21pissed or mad at me 'cause I didn't want to like, but also,
- 9:24you know, I was like, I want to be done with this.
- 9:28That that reminds me of the last.
- 9:30Yesterday was my birthday and. Happy birthday.
- 9:33Sure, dude. Yeah.
- 9:34Happy little birthday, dude. No shit that I'm an asshole
- 9:38dude, What are you talking? About but I made my comeback.
- 9:42I had been like 6 months to the poker room like in person and
- 9:49what you, what you just told me is kind of what I did.
- 9:50I oh, I fucking just crushed like as soon as I said.
- 9:53Man and I feel like a Dick and what's even crazy is being
- 9:56locked out of my shit for like 48 hours.
- 9:58Like I have notifications for shit like that, but shit no I
- 10:02didn't get. Any notifications here?
- 10:03I was just thinking Joseph always remember, but now he
- 10:05really just used no Facebook. Crutch dude, there's two for
- 10:08birthdays. Not for.
- 10:09Birthdays. Yes, there's way too.
- 10:12Man OK, so but like, yeah, soon as I sit down, motherfucker just
- 10:17like gives me like 60 bucks. Like like he bet I I caught a
- 10:21straight on the turn like he bet like 7.
- 10:25I re raised him 21. He called and then another card
- 10:30comes out and this motherfucker is like oh, how about 40?
- 10:33And I was like, but the other card made it three diamonds on
- 10:37the board. So I was like this motherfucker
- 10:38and it was runner runner diamond.
- 10:40I'm like, this is gross if this dude just got a flush on me, but
- 10:43I was like, I just snap called him with the that.
- 10:45So it's like the pop was like probably like 150 at that point
- 10:50and I just go, did you get a flash?
- 10:51He goes no, and I just flip over to my straight.
- 10:53He's like, you have a fucking straight.
- 10:55I'm like, yeah, I did have had that straight.
- 10:57I've had that straight homie. And he'd immediately left.
- 11:01I'm not kidding. I had to wait like 2530 minutes
- 11:04to sit down on the wait list because there's only two tables
- 11:07going in the in the limit. I was playing and soon as I sat
- 11:12down within 15 minutes bounced every single other person off of
- 11:17that table. It was AI was the I was the chip
- 11:20leader and the longest person at the table. 15 minutes after I
- 11:24sat down and there's a table of nine people.
- 11:27So just like a complete like I like, I just came in, wrecked
- 11:30this fool. He got up and left, wrecked
- 11:31another dude and then and then him and his homie left and it
- 11:34was just like, oh, like musical chairs.
- 11:37I was there from 8 they're like yeah like a little bit before 8
- 11:41till 10 a little bit before 10 bought in 100 bucks, got up to
- 11:45like 270 that cashed out two O 9.
- 11:48So over double my money. Then played in 107% tournament
- 11:53today got second so close to the so close to the finish.
- 11:58So I've been on a run, but at the poker table, the reason why
- 12:01I didn't have like the 260 and I cashed out with two O 9.
- 12:05There's like 5-6 people in his hand.
- 12:08I have pocket eights. 772 comes out on the flop.
- 12:12This this clown ass that I was played against him, him and his
- 12:16wife, they like think they're like really good, but they're
- 12:18not and like it's just like really cringe.
- 12:21He's sitting directly across from me.
- 12:23He's first to act the dealer's like your turn.
- 12:25He goes, Oh no, no, I'm checking.
- 12:28And I was like, I was like, that was like way too like overkill.
- 12:31Like I was like, remember like the flop 772, I'm like, what?
- 12:34You just like land and trip sevens because that's what it
- 12:36feels like. So it checks all around to me.
- 12:40I bet because I have pocket eights and he caught, I bet 10.
- 12:45He calls everybody else folds. He checks to me on the turn.
- 12:51I check because I'm like, this dude's got a motherfucking 7.
- 12:54Like it's just obvious. River comes.
- 12:57It's like nothing, nothing on the turn.
- 12:58River, river comes. He's like, oh, what about 20?
- 13:04And I'm like, and then I just started making fun of I'm like,
- 13:06oh, no, I'm not, I'm going to check.
- 13:09I just started like imitating him, like what he said the first
- 13:11time. And the guy next to me is just
- 13:12like laughing somewhere. He's like, Yup, Yup, Yup.
- 13:15Like he's like exactly. Like he noticed it too was just
- 13:18like this like way overdone like oh, I don't want to have shit.
- 13:22And I was like, but you know what?
- 13:23I'm so fucking rich over here. I'm going to pay $20 to see your
- 13:267 and I just put in 20 bucks. He flipped over his fucking 7
- 13:29and he's and I'm like, I was like so fucking obvious.
- 13:32He goes, it worked. I'm like, no, it didn't.
- 13:34We all knew you had the seven. I just wanted to see it.
- 13:37Now I'm leaving to go pick up my dog.
- 13:41But that's what you just said. Like you like you didn't have to
- 13:43pay that guy, but you still did it.
- 13:45Yeah, that's stupid. I know.
- 13:47Well damn man, you had a good birthday.
- 13:49Other than. Oh yeah, the whole day was good.
- 13:52What'd you do? You know, Sounded NDA so.
- 13:58OK, so Oh no pod updates. New year new man.
- 14:04He started a couple weeks early. Shout out.
- 14:07Shout out. Well, yeah, it's a new year for
- 14:09me, you know, And it was so my birthday was on Monday.
- 14:13I was born on a Monday. So I felt right up, right up in
- 14:16the womb, right up in there. Just like slick, so greasy.
- 14:20Your boy again off all day Sunday Saturday running around
- 14:29doing family shit, doing whatever open up my phone boom
- 14:35suspended off Instagram blocked shut down just just tell me
- 14:41just. Tell me if you want, if you
- 14:43want, if you want to get my car, we can go back to Menlo Park
- 14:45right now and go say yo, what's up.
- 14:48I file an appeal, it's supposed to take a day and like maybe two
- 14:53hours ago got reinstated. Oh, you are reinstated.
- 14:56Yep, sorry our Ben and like. Whenever I started my computer,
- 15:00I made a. After, after, after a thorough
- 15:03review and like so, and I've realized like they use like
- 15:06there's people and they use AI to review these profiles.
- 15:10Obviously it's got to be a combination of the two.
- 15:13So what's wild is so it was your your Instagram profile follows
- 15:22the community guidelines for abuse and what was it?
- 15:30It follows it the community. No, yeah, no, the same abuse and
- 15:33nudity. So somebody is reporting my
- 15:36account for abuse and nudity. OK, well, do we know who this
- 15:40is? No idea, there's no way for me
- 15:43to figure it out. Actually, actually, you don't.
- 15:45Or you just don't. No, I I have theories on who it
- 15:49could be, but I don't know if that's a lot of effort, man.
- 15:52Like what are you doing? And if you keep doing that, it's
- 15:54just I'm I'm not doing anything. So I'm just seeing it reinstate.
- 15:57I send what stupid memes, stupid gifts.
- 16:00Well, see, this is what this is. I don't even pose shit.
- 16:02OK, but this is the thing. Is it somebody who's purposely
- 16:07just trying to fuck with you? And if so, you need to stop
- 16:10trying to justify your habits on social media.
- 16:13Is has nothing. To do no.
- 16:14But I have nothing. But what I am saying is if you
- 16:18do that and you get me suspended, I'm forever going to
- 16:21get reinstated because I'm not doing shit.
- 16:23So I'm just like. But it obviously bothers you,
- 16:25and it's obviously a hassle. Well, no, because I got all the
- 16:28pic. Well, but it really was
- 16:29originally when I told you the first time it happened is I give
- 16:32a shit about like the photos of my grandpa, the photos of my
- 16:35grandma, like my grandpa. That's why you were upset that
- 16:37you were banned. Yeah, and now I got all that
- 16:39shit saved, so I have. I was, I was actually wondering
- 16:42that right before we started recording.
- 16:43I'm like, I'm like, oh, maybe what if he like, got like caught
- 16:45up and like, didn't get a chance to save his photos?
- 16:47And he's like, you know, he's like extra pissed because he's
- 16:50like, yeah, he's like, I have to save.
- 16:52No, I mean, I didn't get I didn't get all of them saved,
- 16:54but I got the ones that are the most important saved already.
- 16:57So like though like I said, like my grandpa's no longer here.
- 17:00I got pictures of the last times I got to spend time with them
- 17:03and Cali, I got that shit like my grandma's birthday stuff.
- 17:06Dude, I just took a picture of my grandpa holding me and my
- 17:10sister when we were like toddlers on his lap and I put in
- 17:13a, a Speaking of fucking Instagram, Meta AI, the app that
- 17:19they came out with, and it turned the fucking picture into
- 17:22a video. It's insane, insane.
- 17:25It's like me and my sister now just like getting hugged by my
- 17:28grandpa for like 21 seconds. It's like wild.
- 17:31And then I did one of my dad when he's in college, it's like
- 17:35this crazy like photo. He looks like Jack Nicholson,
- 17:37like, like in The Shining, but it's like kind of cool.
- 17:41And I turned that into a video and he's just like circling
- 17:44around. It's like my fucking 21 year old
- 17:46dad, just like, Oh my God damn. I shoved it to him.
- 17:50I shoved it to him. And he was like, I think I,
- 17:52like, broke his brain. He was like, yeah.
- 17:55No, yeah. So that, so that's been dumb,
- 18:01but got reinstated again. So it's like whoever's doing
- 18:04it's stupid. What is?
- 18:08Your but I but you. Can't.
- 18:08But this is this is. This is like OK but like.
- 18:12Is your girl? Is your girl asking?
- 18:13Questions. Well, I mean like, no one's
- 18:15like, like look like this is the whole.
- 18:17Thing like. Even even even at like no
- 18:21there's people like like my buddy that I one of my buddies
- 18:23from work like I send him shit all the time.
- 18:25I send him like 90% of the the memes and gifts I send I send to
- 18:28him like. What does that have to do with
- 18:30anything? Exactly.
- 18:32So it's like, first of all, this is the whole thing.
- 18:33It's my account's private, so it's somebody who follows my
- 18:35account. And then second of all, like the
- 18:39whole thing is dumb because at the end of the day, like I'm not
- 18:43posting nude pictures of myself on my Instagram account.
- 18:47So you're just like whenever they review it, they're like,
- 18:49what the fuck? And they're just going to keep
- 18:51reinstating. Well they should fucking ban
- 18:53that person. That's the whole thing is do
- 18:56how, like how do you go about getting that person?
- 18:59And I don't but look what? Do you mean it's like, it's like
- 19:01you you can go to jail for for filing frivolous lawsuits over
- 19:04and over and over again unless you're done?
- 19:06I've got, I've got like my pictures, I've got my shit
- 19:08saved. So that I'm fine with that at
- 19:10the end of the day. And you know, the company page
- 19:14for Facebook chat on Facebook where we're, we're streaming is,
- 19:17is safe. That's in Fort Knox.
- 19:20So I'm not worried about any of that stuff.
- 19:23And at the end of the day. I'm the one who has to be on
- 19:25good behavior around here like, because, like.
- 19:27I know right? I'm gonna have to like but but.
- 19:30I mean, I've never gotten like suspended or kicked off of
- 19:33Facebook, but I. Dude, me neither.
- 19:35Me neither. I have never ever in up until
- 19:40the past, like twice in the past two months and but they've
- 19:45lasted what, 24 hours, 36 hours? And then it's like, I'm just
- 19:49back on there and then they send me some e-mail apologizing for
- 19:54wrongfully suspending my page and yadda, yadda, yadda.
- 19:58And they'll, you know, you know, I'm full access again.
- 20:01But this is something I've learned in life is you can't
- 20:03control what other people do. So I can't stop somebody from
- 20:06doing this. If they want to fucking do it,
- 20:07they want to fucking do it. Like, what am I?
- 20:09Like I can't do anything about it.
- 20:11Well see, that's a defeat assassin attitude, dude.
- 20:14No, I mean what? I'm not going to be like hunting
- 20:16them down. Trying to no.
- 20:18No, it's like whatever dude, if you want to keep trying to get
- 20:22me suspended on my Instagram account 'cause you disagree with
- 20:25the podcast or you personally have some personal.
- 20:28You don't fuck with another man's Facebook, especially 11
- 20:32who went to who who graduated high school in O 5 right when
- 20:35Facebook came out. You know, it's like we're
- 20:38married to the game man. One of my first.
- 20:41Recruitment all I do. Is called Facebook official.
- 20:44All I do is post this on there so but that's.
- 20:47Kind of that's yeah, this in the music.
- 20:49It's that's really all my but. But at the end of the day, it is
- 20:53what it is. I can't do anything about it.
- 20:55But I'm just like, so the first time it happened, I was like, oh
- 20:58shit, I need this stuff. Then I got it back.
- 21:00I mean, then I got everything, a good chunk of stuff saved.
- 21:03And then I was like, whatever. So this time I was like,
- 21:05whatever, dude. Like, I mean, whoever's doing
- 21:07this is stupid. But yeah, like there's people
- 21:10that like I work with who'd be like, hey man, like you sent me
- 21:12some shit and I tried to open it and you were just gone.
- 21:15And then and now they're like, they're like, oh dude, is that
- 21:18person still like mass like spam or spam reporting you?
- 21:22And I'm like, yeah, dude, like I don't know.
- 21:23I don't know who it is, but I have my.
- 21:25Hopefully it's not some like, hopefully it's not some like
- 21:27fatal attraction type shit, serial killer type shit where it
- 21:30escalates because was it? Was it on the podcast we were
- 21:33talking about like how like a serial killer will like, pick up
- 21:36a prostitute, drive around with them?
- 21:38Well, yeah, they ask. Well, that's.
- 21:40What I've been talking about how the progressive well.
- 21:42Just, and that's an any, that's an any real criminal, especially
- 21:46violent criminals, is there's a progression where they build up
- 21:49to the actual act of doing something.
- 21:52If you don't stop this, what's next?
- 21:55So, you know, like RIP. Was that your?
- 21:57Pinterest Selena's dad because he passed away.
- 22:01Selena. Even though I'm pretty sure
- 22:03Selena's dad was kind of a piece of shit.
- 22:04Actually, he was a piece of shit, but.
- 22:07No, I know every year, like on like the anniversary of her
- 22:10death, I go to her grave. Selena, you got to get up.
- 22:13You got a show, you got a gig. Get up.
- 22:18I do anything for Selena. But I'm sure before Selena was
- 22:26murdered by her fan club president, who knows, She was
- 22:30probably walking around with the gun around her and thought about
- 22:32it multiple times. I just didn't do it and that was
- 22:34the moment she chose to do it. There's always some sort of
- 22:36weird escalation shit. So I don't think necessarily
- 22:39that's the case. I just think if somebody's got
- 22:42an axe to grind with me, wants to try to fuck with me in some
- 22:44way, shape or form, and this is how.
- 22:46Well, obviously, but I'm just like, there could be multiple
- 22:50pathways for that. Could be like, you know, some
- 22:53like 14 year old kid that, you know, trolling you, or it could
- 22:56be like a, you know, like super hot crazy ass bitch who wants to
- 23:03have your baby stabbed. Me out stabbed me outside an
- 23:05Arby's but I got a 5 for five. It's like hey man, I turned
- 23:09myself in, didn't even didn't even get to take a sip of my
- 23:12Jamoka shake and I already got stabbed bro.
- 23:14Or any of my steak bites bro steak.
- 23:19Nuggets, dude, talk about just that shit.
- 23:23That was just the biggest. Poop in the entire world.
- 23:25I swear to God when I first saw that, I go, why hasn't anybody
- 23:29ever done that before? And then when you like listen to
- 23:31the commercial, it's like, why hasn't anybody ever done this
- 23:33before? And it's like, yeah, like, duh,
- 23:38at least try it. Like all the goofy shit that
- 23:40they like, you know, like fast food places have tried in the
- 23:42past. It's like y'all got chicken
- 23:44Nuggets, y'all got beef. Steak Nuggets.
- 23:48Yeah, done like I, I got. They don't even seem that
- 23:52appealing to me, but I just. To me it's just obvious.
- 23:56Should I try steak Nuggets? I don't have to find an Arby's
- 24:01You we should both be that's we should do that.
- 24:02We should do a live steak Nuggets taste test.
- 24:06That's actually. Brought to you by Arby's.
- 24:10A shout out Melinda's hot sauce. We have the meats.
- 24:15That's right. I've got a permanent hard on.
- 24:18We had the meats. It doesn't go down, but hey, at
- 24:26least it's up. Let's go.
- 24:28And when it's up and it's up and it's up and it's up.
- 24:31If I waddle when I when I walk, it's for the right reasons.
- 24:35Believe that, Jesus, that's all life.
- 24:45All right? Yeah.
- 24:47There's a secret cabal that's a conspiracy.
- 24:49There's a secret cabal trying to Take Me Out, trying to take down
- 24:52the pod on social media. Platform that's not even a
- 24:56conspiracy doc that's like so like like the amount of like
- 25:02authoritarian run governments that be that be listening in on
- 25:05this. It's like, it's like our boys in
- 25:08NATO are getting like surrounded in the in the top 15.
- 25:14It's a severe campaign dog. It's Spetsna.
- 25:16It's a Putin dog. I'll go behind enemy lines,
- 25:19dude. Or who?
- 25:21What was his name? It's Pergosian, dude.
- 25:23It's Pergosian from the grave, dude.
- 25:25He's come back. I told you he wasn't.
- 25:27Dead, I told. You.
- 25:28He was out there with some Nazi African gold somewhere.
- 25:31He's probably hanging out with Selena up in heaven dude,
- 25:35because Pergosian just has it like that.
- 25:36You think he may. You think he may have been.
- 25:39Oh yeah, for sure. He's like, I know somebody who
- 25:41knows somebody who takes African gold bars.
- 25:44I would just I just like to have pergosion around bro.
- 25:48Like he's just a he's a good time.
- 25:50Like that's why Vlad had him around and then and then Vlad.
- 25:53Vlad just like underestimated him.
- 25:55He's a Bond villain from like an early one, like Doctor.
- 25:59No, but you don't see Doctor No. There's like someone else you
- 26:02have to fight and then the main bad guy escapes.
- 26:04But he's like the bad, you know what I'm saying?
- 26:06Like he's. Well, to me it's like he's like
- 26:07a fun loving guy, but that like is Russian and has seen like the
- 26:12most horrific shit on the planet and then has engaged in the most
- 26:16horrific shit on the planet to where he's like past the point
- 26:19of like fucks, right? So, so like to him, it's like
- 26:24you can't, can't face him. Privatized paramilitary group.
- 26:28Right, but he's like hit that that level of you know, it's
- 26:30like ignorance bliss, but no, this is like I've seen
- 26:33everything bliss like, you know, it's like if my plane blows up,
- 26:37who gives a fuck? You know, it's like.
- 26:39Well, yeah, he was so far gone that he if he blew up on a
- 26:43plane, you'd be wondering if he was actually on the plane or if
- 26:46it was a double or a triple. I don't.
- 26:48Well, now I I believed. It or a quadruple.
- 26:51I believe I'm surprised it didn't happen earlier like but
- 26:54like, I mean we go check the tapes out.
- 26:57We posted the clip. I called Pradoshin doing the
- 27:01fucking coup attempted attempted the coup on Russia 28 days
- 27:04before it happened. Really upset with him to to this
- 27:08day, he just had to keep going. He just stopped himself like an
- 27:12asshole. It's like that's the one thing
- 27:14you can't do. That's like it's like if you're
- 27:17running across like across quicksand, it's like you got to
- 27:20keep running if you're going to do it.
- 27:22You know you. Can't.
- 27:23Stop. Yeah.
- 27:25So it's like either don't don't attempt or do it properly.
- 27:31I know half ass Coos bro. I wonder what Putin was up to
- 27:36like. And there's like, you know, a
- 27:38couple hours in the bunker. Yeah, damn, be a different
- 27:48world. Yeah, yeah, in that, like,
- 27:51Pergosin's great. We could, but I feel like we
- 27:52could just fuck with him, like obviously more than Putin.
- 27:56OK, yeah. Therapy questions.
- 27:58Therapy question #1 here we go. 50 raccoons with human level
- 28:10intelligence versus one sober, motivated MMA fighter.
- 28:18Who wins? There's no weapons raccoons can
- 28:23coordinate. Probably the raccoons. 50
- 28:25raccoons with human intelligence.
- 28:29Raccoons are vicious dude. 50 of them.
- 28:33But an MMA fighter? Yeah, it doesn't matter.
- 28:36They'd be overwhelming. That's an overwhelming 50
- 28:39anything. Can you imagine run walking into
- 28:41a room and having 50 puppies jump on top of you?
- 28:44You'd go down. You'd go down.
- 28:46I mean, I would just say it was like giggling.
- 28:50Yeah, but you would go down. That was like SO50 raccoons.
- 28:53Raccoons are vicious as shit. Fully grown raccoon.
- 28:57It's bigger than a house cat. Obviously. 50 of them and they
- 29:03were like, they got moves, they got hands and shit, they got
- 29:06vicious teeth over those 50 raccoons would take you out you
- 29:09you if they came in. You make them.
- 29:10I'm not an MMA. I'm not an MMA.
- 29:13You were standing there and like these 50 raccoons are running at
- 29:16you like boom. And they were like you were
- 29:19fighting them one at a time. Then it's MMA all day.
- 29:22But if they can coordinate and they're going to like bunch up,
- 29:25flank you, come at you from behind, all attack you at once,
- 29:29you're not going to survive. There's a specified moral on the
- 29:31human level, intelligence, because like, that's a big ass
- 29:34range, you know? A raccoon. 50 raccoons with
- 29:41raccoon level intelligence would fuck you up.
- 29:46Raccoons are vicious as shit. If you came across 2 raccoons.
- 29:51Raccoon is a shaman bro. Like what do you?
- 29:53Mean, yeah. Wild raccoons.
- 29:55You're 50 raccoons that you're fighting, so they obviously want
- 29:58to hurt you. So he's not hanging out being
- 30:00like hey man, let me read your. Well, you know, we've, we've
- 30:03trained, we've trained for this. You know, it's a profession.
- 30:05Raccoon the the raccoon shaman is chill as fuck dude.
- 30:09Like he's on that vibe level. You know that from the.
- 30:11Moment. Whose corner?
- 30:12Whose corner is he in? Yours?
- 30:13He's. Oh, he, well, he's on.
- 30:15No one's. He's just like, hey man.
- 30:16Oh my God, I was about. To don't.
- 30:18Fart. I was about to shorten Raccoon
- 30:22as like a nickname. Yeah, careful.
- 30:25Yeah, Maybe he'd be like, hey, man, like why we got a fight?
- 30:28Let's all just get along and like, hit this, like whip it.
- 30:31Like I think he's more, I think he's more of like a Rafiki type,
- 30:34like shaman where he's like down with the violence, you know,
- 30:36like Jesus. If you ever read Jesus of
- 30:39Nazareth, it's like a book about like actual Jesus, not like the
- 30:42mythical guy. He was like a fucking
- 30:44revolutionary, like getting like like encouraging all sorts of
- 30:48like riots and like fucking violence.
- 30:51For real, dog. And so is Rafiki.
- 30:56No, I mean Rafiki. 'S only down to fight whenever
- 31:00it's at the end, whenever they're fighting scar like
- 31:02graffiki, like the the the baboon, the fighting shaman
- 31:06baboon. He's got that.
- 31:07He's got that stick. Yeah, but he's all.
- 31:10But that's just he's just passing out life lessons and
- 31:12he's hit and bonking them on the head now whenever it comes to
- 31:15fighting and he's down and you realize he's a jeez.
- 31:17I feel like he's peaceful, He's trained in the martial.
- 31:20Arts. No, because think about it.
- 31:21I mean, he let Scar take over. He didn't let him.
- 31:25Well, he didn't stop him. Well, how was he supposed to
- 31:28stop? Tacit, tacit approval.
- 31:31He's a monkey. Scar's a lion.
- 31:33A Nazi lion, by the way. Did you not did you not watch
- 31:36the end of Lion King when he's doing all of a sudden Rafiki's
- 31:38got all these Bruce Lee moves. That's what I just said.
- 31:41He looks like he's trained in martial.
- 31:42Arts exactly. So then he's down for the
- 31:45violence, but that's. What I'm saying?
- 31:47But he but not to stop it from taking place in the 1st place
- 31:50like he let Scar take over. He could've stopped them so he
- 31:53must be pretty child. Why is that not on Mufasa?
- 31:56Because Mufasa. Is dead.
- 31:58Mufasa is dead. Thanks for bringing that up.
- 32:00Wow dude his dad is dead bro. I actually turned on the movie
- 32:05Mufasa the other day, but then I was like in the middle of like
- 32:09playing like online poker and like smoking weed.
- 32:12So I came in and out on it and like I missed like the part.
- 32:16Like I don't even get it. Like the beginning.
- 32:17It's like Simba's like grown, but it's like called Mufasa.
- 32:20And I thought Mufasa dead when he was a kid.
- 32:22And I come back and then it's like Mufasa is like a a kid.
- 32:25And so I miss like probably a crucial part.
- 32:27So it's a prequel? I know, but it it starts with
- 32:30Simba as an adult with. Probably telling telling the
- 32:33story of. Right, but I missed the part
- 32:36where it transitions to the past, so I just.
- 32:40So I just was lost. So it was like you was like
- 32:41bizarre. Oh.
- 32:42Yeah, yeah. I I knew it was called Mufasa
- 32:45that I was confused by Simba. Stranger Things, but with cats.
- 32:48Stranger cats. I've never seen Stranger Things.
- 32:53Trying to finish it 'cause I like I was, I watched the first
- 32:56three seasons back in the day and then I was like, all right,
- 33:00so I'm watching this shit. And then by the end of the third
- 33:05season I was like, so then I just watched the fourth season
- 33:08and was like, but I was three out of the five seasons deep.
- 33:13So it's like, I kind of, I feel like I'm almost too invested.
- 33:16I'm past halfway so I have to finish this shit, you know what
- 33:20I'm saying? Because I've never seen it.
- 33:23Exactly. But I mean, it's like I know too
- 33:24much to not, therefore I'm going to finish.
- 33:27It there's definitely some shows.
- 33:28For some people it's. Like I would still, I would
- 33:29still like in not good enough to continue.
- 33:32But. No, I've never seen Stranger
- 33:34Things. What I will say is Welcome to
- 33:36Dairy is fucking righteous, bro. That is awesome if you like
- 33:41Stephen King and It the Clown and all that that.
- 33:46Shows crazy. Is it it the clown?
- 33:49I thought it was Pennywise. Well, it or Pennywise the Clown,
- 33:53but it, right, It's a prequel to that, so it talks about what
- 33:58happens before the movies. So it's like a flashback.
- 34:02It's pretty crazy. It's pretty fucking wild,
- 34:04honestly. It's on HBO.
- 34:06Better one season, better than all of Stranger Things.
- 34:11Dead ass. It's fucking crazy.
- 34:14Well, I don't know. I like.
- 34:16You, you, you have to like that genre.
- 34:18You have to like yeah 'cause like the.
- 34:19But I say I don't. But I but I, I decided I didn't
- 34:22like that genre when I was like 7.
- 34:24And I never, I just just complete blind spot in my entire
- 34:28life. Like I don't fuck with it.
- 34:30Like it's like I used to say I don't like cake and then didn't
- 34:33eat cake for 15 years and then all of a sudden you know, I'm
- 34:35eating cake. I'm like, yo dude, I'm a cake
- 34:36eater. You're in here, Persy, out here.
- 34:42He's eating ass y'all. Oh, that's for Dan.
- 34:44Sign the NDA and he'll eat that ass.
- 34:50I mean, I can't confirm or deny that so.
- 34:53Didn't say no. So CIA answer.
- 34:56Yeah, girls, he's eating. That ass NDA answer.
- 34:58He's eating that ass. No.
- 35:00Well, no. I can answer that.
- 35:01I can confirm that. I'll go down on you.
- 35:04I'll take care of that. Eat the booty like some
- 35:09groceries. Therapy question #2.
- 35:14Wild. Would you rather your car drive
- 35:18itself but gossip about you or refuse to drive unless you
- 35:25compliment it? It'd be cool if you drove your
- 35:33car and it like it would drive itself.
- 35:35It would gossip about you to you, so then you'd get to like
- 35:40it would give you some sort of perspective.
- 35:42It would force you to. Like I was thinking the same
- 35:44thing. Yourself.
- 35:44Yeah, you'd be like more. Because it's low stakes, it's
- 35:46low stakes. It's my car.
- 35:48Yeah, it's my car. It's.
- 35:48Not like some baddie talking shit about me and then and then
- 35:51now I'm getting like inside information.
- 35:54Yeah, so that would be good compliment my car.
- 35:57That's goofy. Love this to be weird.
- 36:00I mean, it'd be. Easy.
- 36:01I just saw I saw a clip recently of a guy who like killed some
- 36:06people in a drunk driving accident and when he's like on
- 36:09the phone with the 911 he starts crying because he's his car is
- 36:12totaled. Meanwhile the people are like
- 36:14dead. He's like this is my baby.
- 36:19That's my baby, just like Jesus Christ.
- 36:24That's not going to play good in court.
- 36:26Didn't say I know that selfish right now but it's my
- 36:29everything. I put so much money into this.
- 36:33Yeah, your truck's going to leave you too, homie.
- 36:35Yeah, the truck's gone. And if if it could was drivable,
- 36:39the state will probably sell it before you get out of.
- 36:42Prison how? How many break up songs are
- 36:44gonna or country break up? Country songs are gonna happen
- 36:45when all the trucks are autonomous.
- 36:48Start leaving these fools so. I don't need to put my hands on
- 36:5510 and 2. Every light's green.
- 37:01My tail lights are blue. Oh, future car, future truck,
- 37:07What the fuck? Don't tell Elon I'm a Jew.
- 37:12A future car therapy question. Welcome here.
- 37:17Unless you're from South Africa and you all right.
- 37:22I mean, that is kind of true, Afrikaners.
- 37:24If you're if you're from a brown country, you better get out of
- 37:27sight, Christy. No one is looking for you.
- 37:32Dude have you seen I just recently saw a picture of
- 37:33Christina before the Mont Lagos? It's crazy.
- 37:37It's wild, bro. It's wild bro.
- 37:40I think it's crazier. It was on that show that's on
- 37:43CNN. It's like with the comedians
- 37:45that do we have news for you or something like that?
- 37:48Yeah, yeah, they they put it up and like the girl on the the of
- 37:53the three houses, she's just like losing a laugh and she's
- 37:55like, it's, it's so good because she was so beautiful before.
- 37:58It's what she said. And I, you know, it's like,
- 38:00whatever, dude, yeah, send that shit back to South Dakota, you
- 38:03know what I'm saying? Like you might be a 10 in South
- 38:05Dakota, but you are a three in LA.
- 38:08Damn, yeah, her transformation's crazy.
- 38:14The other one I've seen that's wild is Kelly Osbourne.
- 38:17Dude, she looks that's hers. Is.
- 38:19She has Mara Lego face. Dude, I'm telling you right now,
- 38:23get your phone out and just look up Kelly, Kelly Osbourne weight
- 38:26for weight loss. Just look it up.
- 38:28Have you seen OK while we're on this, Laura Trump before she got
- 38:31the Mar A Lago face? Oh yeah, they.
- 38:33All yeah, hot like looks like a normal person.
- 38:38I'm like what? Like if all the if all the Trump
- 38:43like women looked like she did originally Look I don't know
- 38:48dude I might trust him more. Do you look at it up?
- 38:56Yeah, are you? Oh, that's that Ozampic face.
- 39:07Bro, it doesn't, it doesn't even look like her.
- 39:10It's insane. And then people were talking
- 39:12shit and she was posting all these videos on social media
- 39:15like fuck you guys. So it's.
- 39:18Crazy. It looks crazy.
- 39:20I feel like I've seen this person before that.
- 39:23She looks like her mom. That's what's crazy is now she
- 39:27looks like her fucking mom. She looks.
- 39:29Like Julia Robertson. She looks like no, she looks
- 39:32like Sharon Osbourne. That is trippy.
- 39:37It's super trippy. When I saw that I was like,
- 39:39there's no way. And then I was like, holy crap,
- 39:42this has been fucking with my head.
- 39:43I mean, I'm glad you're healthy or whatever, but that doesn't
- 39:46look healthy. That looks crazy.
- 39:47That looks fine. I think it was just because we
- 39:49all like, have this. She's like the first reality
- 39:51family. She's.
- 39:53Yes, dude, if you never saw her before and you just saw that
- 39:56woman, you, you wouldn't be like, oh, that bitch is
- 39:59anorexic. There's no way.
- 40:01No, I'd be like that. You just think it's crazy.
- 40:03No, I would say she looks crazy 'cause she looks crazy.
- 40:05Weight loss or no they why else you think?
- 40:07But. The pictures I saw she all had
- 40:09like purple hair. Is that what we're talking
- 40:11about? Her like lips look crazy.
- 40:14No, I mean like that. Might not.
- 40:16Be like, like, I mean I'm swiping left on like on the app,
- 40:19but like that's 'cause I just don't like that type of like
- 40:23date if it takes like no. No, no, no, no, not the purple
- 40:26hair. There's there's another level to
- 40:28it now. It's gotten crazier.
- 40:32So look up Kelly Osbourne and go to look up the article from like
- 40:35Daily Mail. Hold on, I just wanted to get
- 40:43the Laura Trump before and after on here.
- 40:47This is the one here. See if you I got this like
- 40:50fucking green screen. Will this show up?
- 40:56No, it won't. It's not quite here.
- 41:00I'm going to send. This is a good podcast.
- 41:02I was just looking at her phone. I sent you a link.
- 41:04I sent you a link to the to the. Doc, I sent you a link.
- 41:07OK, what a side. Oh, I've.
- 41:10Seen that one? Yeah, sorry.
- 41:12That's crazy. Look at look at the Kelly
- 41:14Oswald. One.
- 41:23Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that as well.
- 41:29Like that's where I'm like, no, like that's, I don't know, like
- 41:31you're right. That's out of control.
- 41:33Yeah. But I think it also is like
- 41:37exact like it's emphasized. Being used to seeing you, right?
- 41:41Yeah. No, no.
- 41:41No, no, you're right. You're right.
- 41:42That is a wild ass picture. Yeah.
- 41:44That's like, yeah, yeah, you'll put the cocaine down.
- 41:49Yeah. Yeah.
- 41:53Yeah, in the cream rises to the top.
- 42:01Yeah, yeah. Cup of coffee, man, Cup of
- 42:02coffee. That's like a cup of coffee in
- 42:05the big time. Oh yeah brother, you can't even
- 42:10get close to doing. It I can I just, I, I mean, I am
- 42:14I really going to try to do Macho Man right now or we're
- 42:15going to do therapy question #3 You know what I'm saying?
- 42:17Whatever. If you're ready, dude, Yeah,
- 42:20yeah. He was my favorite wrestler.
- 42:21Dude, come on man therapy question #3 would you rather
- 42:27your dreams be narrated by Cardi B or David Attenborough?
- 42:35Probably David Attenborough, Cardi B would be annoying at
- 42:43some. Yeah but like what if I'm doing
- 42:45wild shit in my dream? Then I got this like corny as
- 42:48British dude narrating it. So there I was in the cut knees,
- 42:54knee deep in the trenches with of course my strap on my lap.
- 43:00Some OPS from across the hood decided to come and try to push
- 43:04me in the boys at our our basketball court.
- 43:08Well fret not, we did. We decided to make haste and
- 43:12grab our straps. Like that'd be epic.
- 43:15That'd be way better than my. It marked six or seven of them.
- 43:25Therapy question, I'd say Cardi B, Cardi B.
- 43:30Why? I don't know 'cause I like, love
- 43:32and hip hop more than I like planet Earth do.
- 43:35You know where I'm at, you know where I be.
- 43:39I just think honestly. I think she like, especially if
- 43:42she was like dedicated to it and like, like, like using her like
- 43:46writing skills, like putting bars in there, you know?
- 43:50Yeah, if it was all and she was like doing a Slick Rick like
- 43:54story narration, that'd. Be.
- 43:56Yeah, that'd be cool if Slick Slick Rick was narrating your
- 43:59dreams. I like, I like my narrators
- 44:02back. Too too, because it wouldn't.
- 44:03Make sense? It's.
- 44:04Your dreams? No, but it's your.
- 44:06It's first of all, he's British too.
- 44:09But it wouldn't, it wouldn't make sense because it's a dream,
- 44:11so it'd be all tripped out. It wouldn't make sense.
- 44:14That's where it'd be great for Slick Rick, especially if it was
- 44:16bars, like once a time, Once Upon a time, like long ago, I
- 44:21was flying on AT Rex and time moves slow.
- 44:23Like it wouldn't make any sense. That'd be epic.
- 44:26That'd be cool. Well, he was not in the
- 44:29question. Talk about the bulk Ricks.
- 44:32So are you, are you going to are you going to stick by David
- 44:35Attenborough? Talk.
- 44:37Talk. Yeah, Over Cardi.
- 44:39Yeah, I'm trying to be ritzy. OK, if I if I had said like
- 44:43Nicki Minaj instead or or. Oh my God.
- 44:46Megan the Stallion, like I mean, is there, is there a female
- 44:49rapper I could have put in here that would have swayed you?
- 44:52Little chat. Lauren Hill.
- 44:55Gangsta Boo Lauren Hill. Yeah.
- 44:57Trina. Trina.
- 45:00I mean is like best vocalist of all time.
- 45:06Terrible person. Trina Bigot, She'd be like.
- 45:10Ratchets, have you seen her like on is it love and hip hop like
- 45:15Florida or South Miami? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 45:18No, I mean she's she's old as fuck now.
- 45:21Though I know that's what I'm saying.
- 45:22She's like she give me mom vibes like where she's like she.
- 45:24Is she's always like, I'm out here in the thing and like, but
- 45:28you got to get it he's. Distracted bro.
- 45:30She needs like Adderall dude. Yeah, she's wild and at least
- 45:34Dude, Trick Daddy looks crazy. Bro.
- 45:38He always look crazy, but like man, that is a face only a mom
- 45:41can love. You know what I'm saying?
- 45:42Like that dude is that is rough. But I mean shout out Trina
- 45:47because Trina was making ratchet chick music when other people
- 45:50weren't making ratchet chick music chick music and she like
- 45:53helped continue to push it keep it relevant in the main truth
- 45:56because. Lil' Kim Lil.
- 45:58Kim dropped off, you know, Lil' Kim dropped off.
- 46:02All the chicks that were in like 3-6 were more like serious
- 46:05gangster rappers. They went out there doing like
- 46:07hoe rap, I mean. Hoe rap dude.
- 46:10Because they've become called strip club.
- 46:14Bounce anthems, well, a great song.
- 46:17It's terrible. That's Cool by Silk the Shaka
- 46:21featuring Trina and it is absurd.
- 46:24It's like a duet back and forth and that's where she's like,
- 46:29that's Co like that's the whole that's great.
- 46:33She has lines like because if you're coming at me riding with
- 46:36the green cash, you can play with me all night like
- 46:38Dreamcast, get out of here. That's great.
- 46:43Shout out Trina. No, she has some like wild in
- 46:48the song Baddest Bitch which is a great song.
- 46:51She has some of like the most wild lyrics like bars in a song
- 46:56where like that's wildly inappropriate like.
- 46:59Inappropriate. Says who?
- 47:02Even by today's standards, they'd be pretty pretty.
- 47:04They're pretty rowdy lyrics. But when you think about it in a
- 47:08vacuum, at the time that she was doing it, it was like completely
- 47:11out of bounds. I mean, I don't know.
- 47:16I'll send you some of the songs. Nah, man, you're like, that's
- 47:18pretty crazy. Like that's a.
- 47:20Have you heard a bitch from the South with Lotto, Trina and
- 47:26Sawidi? No.
- 47:28It's like newer, but Trina basically let's Lotto and Sawidi
- 47:34know what time it is. She's like Phillip Rivers just
- 47:40strapping it on. They're just coming back out
- 47:42there like, you know. Guaranteed.
- 47:43She's got bars, dude. She can rap.
- 47:45No, she can rap. She and she was like, oh, she
- 47:48could fight. She'd be somebody.
- 47:49I wouldn't. You wouldn't mess with her.
- 47:51Definitely. OK.
- 47:54Final therapy question. No.
- 47:55What's up? OK, Uh huh.
- 47:57Right. Shut up.
- 47:59OK, What's up? Shut up.
- 48:01Yeah, that. Final therapy question.
- 48:05Therapy question #4 Would you rather sneeze out temporary
- 48:10tattoos or belch out origami cranes?
- 48:17Belch out origami grains. So take that shit man.
- 48:21I remember Pearl Harbor bro, how you going to be like?
- 48:24God damn bro. I guess temporary tattoos was
- 48:30that what What are tattoos? What is the 1st tattoo?
- 48:32The Chinese is just everybody I. Think this is everybody.
- 48:40Sneeze out temporary tattoos. Belch hour, Yeah.
- 48:43'Cause sneezing on temporary tattoos would be messy, you'd
- 48:46have to use the tissue, so I guess that'd.
- 48:49Be the easiest to clean the tissue.
- 48:51'Cause I'm just going to be sneezing tattoos on.
- 48:53People boom their storm from X men's tatted boom.
- 48:57They're they're temporary tattoos.
- 49:00So only people that only people that are going to be excited are
- 49:03like kids in the neighborhood. No adults are going to want you
- 49:06to sneeze on them for a temporary Green Lantern tattoo.
- 49:10So you're going to be that guy that's always known for sneezing
- 49:12on people. Well, I'm not.
- 49:14Going to go go try to sneeze on my kids arm.
- 49:17No, I'm just fuck this. Guy.
- 49:19I just got temporary tattoos. Go in.
- 49:22You know you could put $0.50 in the fucking machine over at the
- 49:24pizza parlor and try to get one with the claw can.
- 49:27You give me $0.35. Or give me some Mucinex and
- 49:30let's go. I mean that corceden.
- 49:36I don't think they make that anymore.
- 49:39No they definitely do. I was just in the pharmacy and I
- 49:41had to wait and there was 3. Different, still locked up.
- 49:43Nah. Well, it's not locked up out
- 49:46here, it's locked up. I can see like being in the
- 49:48grocery. This is like a Kaiser pharmacy
- 49:50that's like pretty small, but it was nose over the counter.
- 49:54Three different types. I forgot what the type because
- 49:56there is like one specific one that, like does whatever you
- 50:00want it to do, which is like, send you to like hell.
- 50:03So that's what I thought it was the first time.
- 50:05Really. Yeah.
- 50:06Because I took it and then I fell asleep before it ever
- 50:08kicked in. And then I woke up.
- 50:11I woke up like four or five hours later.
- 50:12So I had no idea what it's supposed to feel like.
- 50:14And I just woke up tripping, robo tripping on course he
- 50:19didn't like. I've never tripped out my entire
- 50:21life. I went to like I thought it was
- 50:24dead and in hell. And then I went to school,
- 50:27tripped out the whole next day. I went to football practice,
- 50:29acted like a crazy person, don't even remember it.
- 50:33Go to football practice the next day and who was the the
- 50:37secondary coach? She was like super skinny.
- 50:39Cole Meyer. Yeah, yeah.
- 50:41Cole Meyer, he's when I get there to practice the next day,
- 50:45he's like, he looks at me. He's like, he starts screaming
- 50:47at the top. He's like.
- 50:48Whoa, whoa. I'm like what the fuck are you
- 50:51doing? Apparently I got that's what I
- 50:52was doing like the day before. I don't even remember that.
- 50:55Like I was like fucked up for like 3 days off.
- 50:58Of course he didn't. Allegedly.
- 51:04That's a long time ago, but yeah.
- 51:06I know, I know. But you know, when they're like
- 51:07recruiting me to be like a mercenary, you know, it's like.
- 51:11Oh, perfect. Look, he will not.
- 51:13The Russians are going to shed. He will not crack on the core
- 51:17seed and interrogation. This is perfect.
- 51:19We know he is a tested, he is obviously a professional.
- 51:24That's true. That is true.
- 51:25I keep, I keep on trying to tell him like to put that on my
- 51:27driver's license. So, you know, heavyweight
- 51:29professional. In Frozen Tundra, Gulag's only
- 51:32strongest comrade survive coresed and interrogation.
- 51:37This man did it voluntarily. You will call him commander.
- 51:43You think that's why when Putin fell down the stairs and shed
- 51:45his pants, you think that was Of course he didn't.
- 51:47Interrogation. Yeah, yeah, probably.
- 51:50Yeah, I mean, that was such an easy, dumb way.
- 51:53The other thing was that you could do the gel cap.
- 52:00What is it? Tylenol.
- 52:02AM. Or no, no no Nyquil.
- 52:04You could do the Nyquils, the Nyquil PMS, or the Nyquil AM
- 52:09because I'll wake you up and you get to eat or take a whole
- 52:12bottle. Nah dude, I don't ever want to
- 52:14do any of that again. No, not now.
- 52:16But there was a there was a time and a place where it was like,
- 52:18this is all I got. Like like very, very high, like
- 52:23high up on the top of list of regrets and like if I could go
- 52:26back in time, like, yeah, I wouldn't do that.
- 52:30Brought me no no, like pleasure. Probably like permanently
- 52:34stunted me. I thought you were in hell.
- 52:37In Hell. That's like that part aside,
- 52:39just like like whatever that like how I felt, like whatever
- 52:42that's doing to my actual brain can't be good.
- 52:45It's the it's DXMI believe is the activate as the drug that
- 52:50activates. Felt like DMX is in my head.
- 52:52Like barking bro. Yeah, it's not the best for you.
- 52:58There's better ways to get it, I suppose.
- 53:02But it's like, yeah. It's fentanyl.
- 53:05Jesus Christ. Oh.
- 53:07Well, back when when you could. But that's why that's why like
- 53:10if you go now to Acvs, a lot of those places, especially in
- 53:14Texas, they're locked up behind glass in.
- 53:16The well, yeah, I could, I could see them being locked up at
- 53:19Acvs. This was just, you know, the
- 53:22Kaiser, it's like all it's like they have your fucking ID.
- 53:25It's like, you know, it's like you're not getting away with it.
- 53:27It's not, you're not sort of rando.
- 53:29It's like you have to have Kaiser insurance to go to a
- 53:31Kaiser pharmacy, you know, So it's like.
- 53:33Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got you. So like, I dare you to charge
- 53:36that quarter seating, doc, I dare you.
- 53:40You're not going to be paying $300 a month for this fucking
- 53:43piss poor health insurance anymore if you.
- 53:45Welcome to Kaiser Mark. Try me.
- 53:51Hey, Barry. Oh, yes, I know your name.
- 53:54Fucker. Try me.
- 53:56Welcome to Kaiser Mark. Welcome.
- 53:58I'm like, wow, they really stepped up sick.
- 54:00You know what else there I saw they were selling their.
- 54:02Must be under new management the.
- 54:05There's some the Kaiser like doctors are always like on
- 54:08strike, but there's some frankincense too.
- 54:12Fuck yeah dude, shout out. Frankincense and myrrh.
- 54:17I'm more of a myrrh gun guy. You know that's what they
- 54:19brought, you know, baby Jesus. No, I know.
- 54:23I I just thought they made it out, you know?
- 54:25That. I don't I I know that the the
- 54:26three wise men brought frankincense and myrrh.
- 54:28I just thought that the Bible made that shit up just like they
- 54:31did. What was the 3rd virgin birth?
- 54:35What was the third thing they brought?
- 54:39Hot sauce. Hot sauce.
- 54:41Oh, I thought it was the scissors for the four to for the
- 54:43four stands for the bread. Jesus.
- 54:44Was Jesus was black so they brought him some hot sauce.
- 54:47They're like look bro it's actually a combo.
- 54:49Pack Was it hot like Curry? Believe it or not, it was a
- 54:51multi spice rack from Melinda's Hot Sauce.
- 54:54Oh, shout out Melinda. Melinda just out.
- 55:00I don't know if it's just out. Probably been out forever.
- 55:02Gallon size of the truffle infused hot sauce they had.
- 55:07I saw that show. Yeah, because like we got the,
- 55:10we got basically like the the spice rack where it was like all
- 55:12the like miniature bottles. Yeah, yeah.
- 55:15Yeah. So like when I saw like this
- 55:16like industrial sized bottle of it, I was like, whoa.
- 55:19Go gallons a lot. Then I mean.
- 55:23Let's go. Let's go city boys up.
- 55:27Get your Melinda's gallons up. Start paying your boys.
- 55:30Melinda Breakdown. Yeah, I got to get some more
- 55:37water. OK, we're going to be on a break
- 55:40y'all, and if you listen to the audio, there is no break.
- 55:43We'll just be right back. The.
- 55:49OK, now we are back for today's topics.
- 55:55Are we? I believe so.
- 55:58Oh, I'm. Going to do differently.
- 56:02I'm doing the full desktop today.
- 56:05Oh, going full desk. Well there was a whole article
- 56:09and we're off. Smaller to the side so it'd be
- 56:11easier for people to read. This is from the BBC.
- 56:15This is Trump's chief of staff. Disputes Vanity Fair story in
- 56:19which she criticizes Vance Musk and Trump.
- 56:25What else? She's some staff.
- 56:26Susie Wiles has just has disputed portions of the Vanity
- 56:29Fair article in which she paints an unflattering picture of the
- 56:32Trump administration and many of its top officials.
- 56:36In the interview, Wiles describes Trump as having an
- 56:38alcoholic personality and Alcoholics personalities.
- 56:42That's crazy for someone who doesn't.
- 56:43Drink and Trump confirmed that today that was true.
- 56:47And Vice President JD Vance is saying he's having been a
- 56:51conspiracy theorist for a decade.
- 56:53That's not a surprise. But in a post on X, Wall said
- 56:56that the Vanity Fair disregarded significant context to create an
- 57:01overwhelmingly chaotic and negative narrative about the
- 57:04administration. While 68 played a key part in
- 57:07Trump successful 2024 presidential campaign before
- 57:11becoming the first woman White House chief of staff.
- 57:14In a New York Post interview, Trump defended Walls describing
- 57:17her as fantastic and suggested she had been deceived by the
- 57:21rider. The president also said he
- 57:24thought Walls comments about his personality mirrored remarks he
- 57:27previously made over the coast of the course of early a dozen
- 57:31interviews with Vanity Fair. Walls talked about a range of
- 57:34issues, including the handling of the upstream files, Trump's
- 57:37legal actions against political rivals, and about personalities
- 57:42around the president. She admitted that there there
- 57:45may be an element of retribution in Trump's efforts to pursue
- 57:49criminal cases against political adversaries or perceived foes.
- 57:54That's not a shock, right? Like.
- 57:56No, obviously. That was like his whole thing,
- 57:59right? So that's.
- 57:59Like, I just, I just heard the guy who interviewed her, he was
- 58:03just on NPR earlier today. And yeah, he was saying like he,
- 58:07yeah, he met with her 11 * / 11 months.
- 58:10And one of the times she was in a meeting with Rubio and Trump,
- 58:16they're like discussing, I think Venezuela and like maybe
- 58:20something else. And she's like, she got, she
- 58:22just gets up in the middle of the meeting to leave to go have
- 58:25a sandwich with this fucking Variety reporter for an hour and
- 58:29Trump on her way out. Trump like, was there like an
- 58:31emergency? What's going on?
- 58:32She's like, don't worry about it doesn't concern you.
- 58:34And then she just went and talk shit about him for an hour for
- 58:37the 11th time. That's wild.
- 58:44I don't think he wakes up. Yeah, I don't think he wakes up
- 58:47thinking about retribution. But when there's an opportunity,
- 58:50he'll go for it. Wells is wildly considered among
- 58:53the most powerful member members of the Trump White House in his
- 58:56second term. Prior to becoming chief of
- 58:58staff, Wiles had a long history working with Trump, including as
- 59:02his campaign manager in Florida 2016 as the head of this of this
- 59:07fundraising of the fundraising apparatus Save America.
- 59:12In the interview, she credits her upbringing with a alcoholic
- 59:15father as what enabled her to work with the president.
- 59:19Which is Pat? Which was Pat Summerall?
- 59:21Do you know that Pat Summerall was?
- 59:25A was a raging. Alcoholic.
- 59:27Yeah, Who's a football broadcaster?
- 59:29With John Madden for the. Famous Hall of Fame football
- 59:33player too. In the interview, she credits
- 59:36her upbringing with an alcoholic.
- 59:38High functioning Alcoholics or Alcoholics in general.
- 59:41Their personalities are exaggerated when they drink.
- 59:44So I'm a bit, I'm a little bit of an extra and I've been a
- 59:46little bit of an expert in big personalities.
- 59:52Yeah, apparently she like put together like a couple
- 59:55interventions for Pat Summerall to get him sober and shit.
- 59:59Well, the president doesn't drink, she said.
- 1:00:01Trump has an alcoholic's personality and governs with the
- 1:00:04mindset that there's nothing he can't do.
- 1:00:06Nothing. 0 Nothing which is true.
- 1:00:11I know, but like is that an alcoholic's mindset or like a
- 1:00:13meth head? All in same thing.
- 1:00:17I guess. So an addict's mindset.
- 1:00:21Speaking with reporters, Van said he had He had not read the
- 1:00:23article. Yeah, it said it was.
- 1:00:26The shift in perceptions was sort of political.
- 1:00:29He said he had not read the article, but he only believes in
- 1:00:32conspiracies that are true, citing reports of former
- 1:00:35President Joe Biden's ill health as an example.
- 1:00:38Her strongest comments were reserved for tech billionaire
- 1:00:41Elon Musk, who led the cost cutting uppers of the doge.
- 1:00:44Fuck those. Before leaving the government in
- 1:00:46May, Surely thereafter, Musk and Trump had a public spat and the
- 1:00:51that saw the two men trade barbs and insults, she said.
- 1:00:56Musk as an avowed ketamine user who sleeps in a sleeping bag in
- 1:01:00the EOB, the executive office building adjacent to the White
- 1:01:04House. White House.
- 1:01:05He's an odd, odd duck, and I think geniuses are, you know,
- 1:01:09it's not helpful, but he is his own person.
- 1:01:16There's a hotel next door to that, to that office, by the
- 1:01:18way, that he could just go sleep.
- 1:01:20She was against gutting the USAID.
- 1:01:24She was aghast when they did it. I think that anybody that pays
- 1:01:27attention to the government has ever paid attention to the USAID
- 1:01:31believed as I did, they do very good work.
- 1:01:34Elon's attitude is you have to get it done fast.
- 1:01:36If you're an incrementalist, you just won't get your rocket to
- 1:01:40the moon with that attitude. You're going to break some
- 1:01:42China. But no rational person could
- 1:01:45think that the USAD process was a good one.
- 1:01:47Nobody. I don't know.
- 1:01:49Yeah, she bashes. I keep on calling it Variety,
- 1:01:51but it's Vanity Fair. Sorry.
- 1:01:52Yeah, Vanity Fair about the specific significant contest was
- 1:01:56disregarded, and much of what I and others said about the team
- 1:02:01and the president was left out of the story.
- 1:02:03I assume, after reading it that is that it was done to paint an
- 1:02:07overwhelmingly chaotic and negative narrative about the
- 1:02:10president and our team. So she's like, this is how you
- 1:02:14know that all that's true because they're they're
- 1:02:16complaining about the context. Nothing.
- 1:02:18They haven't refuted a single fucking quote or anything that
- 1:02:22that this interview wrote. It was like, they're like, oh,
- 1:02:27you just, you just took it out of context when I said that
- 1:02:31Stephen Miller is the Antichrist.
- 1:02:34Who drinks blood? And yeah, Trump has no greater
- 1:02:41or more loyal advisor than Susie Caroline Levitt said.
- 1:02:44The entire administration is grateful for a steady leadership
- 1:02:48and united fully behind her. She also talks shit about Pam
- 1:02:52Bondi, our girl. Legally Bondi.
- 1:02:53Yeah, yeah, she's like she dropped the ball in the Epstein
- 1:02:56file. She's.
- 1:02:56Like, Trump's in the she's like, she's like, she's in it.
- 1:02:59Yeah. She has a client list on her
- 1:03:00desk like And she like completely underestimated like
- 1:03:03how big of a deal this was. Well she said that and she's
- 1:03:06like in there was never a client's list so why why she
- 1:03:09said that was stupid. She's basically calling Pam
- 1:03:12Bondi out for being dumb and over promising.
- 1:03:15Yeah, well, that, I mean, to me that smells like a lie.
- 1:03:17True, but I mean I do think that when they initially.
- 1:03:20Like, oh, that stupid bitch. There was no client list with
- 1:03:23Donald Trump's name on it, but. I do think they I do think they
- 1:03:26over promised a lot or she did. So even if that was, let's say
- 1:03:30they did give everybody everything and that's all they
- 1:03:33had. They hyped it up so much and
- 1:03:35espresso hyperbolic that no one would believe it.
- 1:03:38Like that's that's what I'm like they they fucked themselves
- 1:03:41over. They shot themselves.
- 1:03:42I mean, they haven't given us the fuck any of the documents
- 1:03:44yet. Well, they were.
- 1:03:45Told told the 19th. Yeah, Friday.
- 1:03:48Yep. And were we doing this whenever
- 1:03:52those pictures had come out? We hadn't even talked about that
- 1:03:55with those pictures. Like the random ass like
- 1:03:57pictures of like the dentist office on Epstein.
- 1:03:59And like the the Trump condoms that say I'm huge.
- 1:04:04Did you see those pictures? No, I don't see that.
- 1:04:07It was like a thing that was at Epstein's house.
- 1:04:10That's a bowl that says Trump condoms $4.50 and it's a
- 1:04:15picture. It's condoms of the picture of
- 1:04:17his face on him. And it says I'm huge, but like
- 1:04:20huge. Why 450?
- 1:04:23Because he's the 45th president. Yeah, I guess I don't know.
- 1:04:26So stupid. But I have no idea who he is but
- 1:04:29he has condoms with my face on them.
- 1:04:30I'm not sure why never met him. Has Trump ever worn a condom?
- 1:04:36Then? Can he fit into a condom?
- 1:04:39I mean, I don't know, I think they look pretty small, hence
- 1:04:42the I'm huge. Oh.
- 1:04:45Really. Yeah, I mean, they don't know.
- 1:04:47I mean, they look, I guess average size, but that's a weird
- 1:04:50thing to put on a condom. Is Donald Trump's face like a
- 1:04:53cartoon caricature of his face? Yeah, fucking weird.
- 1:04:57That's like they have 95,000. Condoms.
- 1:05:02Pictures I was like, they released they released like
- 1:05:05they. Released like this is like Diddy
- 1:05:06and the baby oil. Dog they released like 15 or
- 1:05:09some shit. They have 95,000 OH.
- 1:05:11Yeah, yeah, I did so. What they're saying is that if
- 1:05:13they don't release this information, they're just like,
- 1:05:15they're just going to keep slowly.
- 1:05:16Trickling Yeah, this is the this is the Epstein estate that
- 1:05:20released those photos. Still Still is not really fully
- 1:05:23clear on who this estate is and why they're working with like
- 1:05:26all the lawyers. It's all the lawyers that were
- 1:05:28representing him. They've all just turned on him.
- 1:05:31I mean, he's dead. It's OK, my lawyers.
- 1:05:34My lawyers better not fucking turn on me when I that's what I
- 1:05:36need. My lawyers is what?
- 1:05:37I'm dead. I think that the more they if
- 1:05:41they want to be on a better side of history when this is all said
- 1:05:44and done, cooperating and presenting, how often did.
- 1:05:47You see, lawyers would try to be on the operating.
- 1:05:49And presenting that information is a better way to do that than
- 1:05:53keep protecting them like they were already doing.
- 1:05:55I'm not disagreeing with that, I'm just saying who the fuck
- 1:05:57convinced them? You know, it's like like O JS
- 1:05:59lawyers didn't aren't coming around being like.
- 1:06:04I think that some of them see people like Alan Dershowitz,
- 1:06:07some of these people that are mentioned getting away with some
- 1:06:10of this weird shit that they knew he might have been up to,
- 1:06:13but they couldn't prove it or they couldn't do anything.
- 1:06:16And they had like client, you know, lawyer privilege.
- 1:06:19So there's a confidentiality agreement.
- 1:06:21So I guarantee you that some of these dudes were disgusted with
- 1:06:25these fucking guys. And seeing that they might get
- 1:06:27away with it, seeing how the DOJ is actively redacting, flagging
- 1:06:31things that say Trump doing all of this stuff to contribute to
- 1:06:35what looks like a cover up. Allegedly from afar, it looks
- 1:06:38like a cover up, right? So if that's what they're doing,
- 1:06:41I think some of these lawyers are disgusted with it and have
- 1:06:43realized they've helped contribute to it.
- 1:06:45So if they have access to this information, how can they save
- 1:06:48face and save grace in the long run?
- 1:06:51Expose the information the government isn't releasing.
- 1:06:54I just want to know like actually like what happened,
- 1:06:56like who, who made contact with who and like.
- 1:07:00Well, they have no dude. They have apparently.
- 1:07:02So like what they've gotten from the estate is bank records from
- 1:07:06JP Morgan Chase and. Deutsche Bank.
- 1:07:09That's right, there's 20. But there's twenty other banks
- 1:07:13that they've subpoenaed through for their documentation that
- 1:07:17Republicans are kind of holding up.
- 1:07:19They don't want to subpoena these banks.
- 1:07:21So it's like there's more information, but they have all
- 1:07:24this, they're going to release it and.
- 1:07:25Some we'll see. We'll see.
- 1:07:27No, no, no. This.
- 1:07:27Is the. This is the the committee has
- 1:07:30this information ready to release like the other pictures
- 1:07:33because it's from the estate this.
- 1:07:34Isn't well, what are they waiting for?
- 1:07:36Well, they have to. It has to go through the process
- 1:07:39of like all these pictures, like redacting people's faces, doing
- 1:07:44all that stuff. So, so, so listen to this take I
- 1:07:46heard, which is like so the redacting, right?
- 1:07:49The reason why you would redact is to protect like victims or an
- 1:07:54ongoing investigation. And Pam Bondi Oh, I know that
- 1:07:59the that well that that there's only investigations going on on
- 1:08:03on Democrats, right. So so that has that means you
- 1:08:07can't release any information that you have on Democrats
- 1:08:10because they're under an investigation.
- 1:08:12But you told us that Donald Trump's not under investigation.
- 1:08:15So basically the only information you can release is
- 1:08:19all the shit about Trump. It's like they fucked themselves
- 1:08:22again there. You know, it's like they're
- 1:08:24weird and rejected through an investigation and then they,
- 1:08:26they remember, they said there's nothing else to see.
- 1:08:28And then they within like months later, they rebooted it.
- 1:08:30Oh, no, no, no, we're opening the investigation on Democrats
- 1:08:32now. Oh boom, now they they, that's a
- 1:08:34get out of jail free card. Well, yeah, but you know the
- 1:08:38what the committee's saying you've seen and they're going
- 1:08:42through because it's 95,000 photos from the Epstein estate.
- 1:08:46And mind you, some of these pictures, have you seen some of
- 1:08:49these? They're they're horrific.
- 1:08:51One of them is Jeffrey Epstein and Steve Bannon and they are
- 1:08:55buddies, bro buddies. Take a mirror, selfies and.
- 1:08:59Shit together. Yeah, I saw that one.
- 1:09:00There's one where they're sitting at a desk together,
- 1:09:04sitting at a desk at Epstein's office.
- 1:09:06On the desk is a framed picture of somebody whose face is
- 1:09:10redacted that looks like a young woman passed out on a couch.
- 1:09:17Big frame picture A big ass fucking frame picture on his
- 1:09:21desk of a chick that's passed out all sorts of weird pictures.
- 1:09:26There's a picture of one that's got some weird like sex glove
- 1:09:29thing. It's fucking weird and but
- 1:09:33there's. A question #5 if you had to pay,
- 1:09:36would you? Would you rather be stranded at
- 1:09:39Epstein Island or Diddy's and you have to be on mushrooms?
- 1:09:49Fucking nightmare shit. I mean, you have to be on
- 1:09:51course. Eden I mean you can, so your
- 1:09:54chances of escape and hiding on Epstein island are higher
- 1:09:58because it's bigger. What, you're fucking isolated on
- 1:10:01an island? Yes, but it's a big.
- 1:10:02One of the girls did try to escape and like and like almost
- 1:10:05drowned to death I guess. Or you're drowned.
- 1:10:08That's kind of done it, but. An enclosed penthouse space with
- 1:10:11Diddy. I don't know, like he might get
- 1:10:15distracted and I could get the fuck out.
- 1:10:17Jump to one of the whips. Distracted but.
- 1:10:20But then what? And then, and then what?
- 1:10:21And you're stuck on the island, apparently.
- 1:10:23Some of these pictures are like, pretty, you're going to start
- 1:10:26getting pretty crazy too, he was saying.
- 1:10:28Some of the pictures are like pretty disturbing, like the guy
- 1:10:31on the committee. That's what he said.
- 1:10:32And this is they're going through these photos, getting
- 1:10:35them cleared and vetted and then releasing them.
- 1:10:37I remember like 10. Days.
- 1:10:39Investigation, investigation or not, it doesn't matter 'cause
- 1:10:43it's from the Epstein estate. So the all the information they
- 1:10:46have is not subject to the law, subject to that DOJ bullshit
- 1:10:51where Pam Bondi has to clear it. The estate, the estate of Jebary
- 1:10:55Epstein can release any fucking information they want if they
- 1:10:59have it to the public as they see fit.
- 1:11:01And So what I'm saying is that that core group of lawyers who
- 1:11:05has been dealing with also all of these victims, these civil
- 1:11:09suits, people suing the estate, and they're not, I don't think
- 1:11:12they're sitting there defending him anymore.
- 1:11:14I think they're like, I need to, if we're going to, having seen
- 1:11:17some of this, to clear our conscience, if they're not going
- 1:11:20to release this information or some of it, we're going to
- 1:11:23release everything we have. And they can fuck themselves
- 1:11:25because I guarantee you they're like these, some of these dudes
- 1:11:28are scumbags, obviously are, but they had that guarantee you they
- 1:11:32weren't all about it. It's like, hey, you know, 20
- 1:11:35years or 15 years into a a deal being a lawyer for some duties
- 1:11:39of multi billionaire and then you find out he's doing some
- 1:11:42weird crazy shit like that. I guess that I've been asking
- 1:11:47questions like how does history teacher get fucking a billion
- 1:11:50dollars? Why is the ex Prime Minister of
- 1:11:53Israel staying at his house? No.
- 1:11:55No, no, definitely there's like, but I mean, I think some when
- 1:11:58you reach that level of lawyer for some of them, they don't
- 1:12:00even like ask questions. They're just like I'm really
- 1:12:03good at. Myself, that's what lawyers do,
- 1:12:04is ask. Questions.
- 1:12:05They're going to get you. Well, not maybe what they do
- 1:12:08extracurricularly if they don't want to know.
- 1:12:10He's like I'm. Here, right, well, that's that's
- 1:12:12usually like what I thought. So that's why I'm like surprised
- 1:12:15that they're now like turning on them.
- 1:12:17But but I feel like there's more to the story.
- 1:12:20I'm saying I think the more of the story is some of these guys
- 1:12:23are aware and obscene stuff and are don't like the way the
- 1:12:26government is choosing to go about refusing to release this
- 1:12:29information. If you were a lawyer and you had
- 1:12:32the ability to do that and you now saw the full body of work,
- 1:12:35but. But but but OK.
- 1:12:36But you say that but like they still haven't released anything.
- 1:12:39It's like they're a part of this.
- 1:12:40They know. They just keep like what they're
- 1:12:42like threatening to. Here's 15 photos.
- 1:12:45They gave them 95,000. I know, but what is?
- 1:12:48Why does everybody waiting? I thought like there was a
- 1:12:51unanimous vote in the motherfucking state.
- 1:12:53Well. But that's, but that's, but
- 1:12:54that's, but that's for the, that's for the stuff that Pam
- 1:12:56Bondi and the Department of Justice.
- 1:12:58Not for the Epstein. What is the what is the Epstein
- 1:13:00to say? OK, what are they waiting?
- 1:13:02Separate they've they've given them 95,000 photos.
- 1:13:06They're. Going through and cleaning them
- 1:13:08up and then they're releasing them.
- 1:13:09So they're going to have more information this week.
- 1:13:11So let's say that they don't really, the DOJ and Donald Trump
- 1:13:14and Pam Bondi released no Epstein information.
- 1:13:17The estate is still releasing information.
- 1:13:20And even if they don't give them anything else, the, the
- 1:13:23committee, the, the, the, the congressional committee that's
- 1:13:26overseeing it, the oversight committee, has 95,000 or 95,000
- 1:13:32photos in their possession from the Epstein estate.
- 1:13:35It's insane. He will release.
- 1:13:37It's been saying that a bill got passed through both chambers of
- 1:13:41Congress almost unanimously and the president is like basically
- 1:13:47openly defying to an like to carry out that law and he's not
- 1:13:53getting going to get impeached. Well, and that's what I told you
- 1:13:56before is I have a feeling, I said if they don't release this
- 1:13:59stuff, the DOJ, like if the DOJ doesn't, the estate and the
- 1:14:03victims are going to say something.
- 1:14:05No, I, I, I agree, but like like my regardless, it's like how
- 1:14:11about the fact that they would not releasing it is like now a
- 1:14:14new problem. It's it's like like you're.
- 1:14:18Totally agree. Right, It's it's like when they
- 1:14:20when they refused to listen to the judge about like not stop,
- 1:14:23stop sending people to El Salvador, they just kept flying
- 1:14:25the fucking plane or like refused like, oh, they're in El
- 1:14:29Salvador now. We can't bring them back instead
- 1:14:30of our hands. Judge like, it's like when we
- 1:14:33started playing like, like judges and laws like, you know,
- 1:14:35it's like because that's when it starts to get scary, dude.
- 1:14:39Donald Trump is like me with the first time I rolled a roller
- 1:14:42coaster and I was with all my friends and I was always
- 1:14:44terrified of roller coasters, didn't want to look like a
- 1:14:47bitch. So I played it off.
- 1:14:48Like I've ridden every roller coaster at Six Flags in the
- 1:14:51World and it was great. It worked leading up to going to
- 1:14:54Six Flags. It worked on the but the car
- 1:14:57ride out there and everything. Then like the first roller
- 1:14:59coaster I rode was Mr. Freeze and I'm standing in line about
- 1:15:02to piss my pants and I know I do not want to ride this fucking
- 1:15:06roller coaster. I still got the fuck on it and
- 1:15:08that's. Like I actually, I actually
- 1:15:10pissed my no, I pissed my pants in the Mr. in the Mr. Freeze
- 1:15:14line, not because I was scared, but because it was like 3 hours
- 1:15:17long and we're like close to the front and I don't know what to
- 1:15:22do. But then I, you know what I did?
- 1:15:23Went to that bridge like with like the.
- 1:15:26The Splash Mountain is, yeah, whatever.
- 1:15:27Yeah, and then it just soaked me with the water and I didn't look
- 1:15:30like I pissed my pants anymore. Shout out.
- 1:15:31You were good. You were just like, hey, I was
- 1:15:34at the splash point. It was tight.
- 1:15:35I totally forgot I got splashed over here, you guys.
- 1:15:39Damn, that's rough. All right, let's get out of.
- 1:15:41Here, no. Everybody I was with knew.
- 1:15:43Yeah, no. So it's like there's multiple.
- 1:15:46Times I was like in 6th or 7th grade.
- 1:15:48He could have done something other than what he chose to do.
- 1:15:50And he keeps like taking it that next step, taking it that next
- 1:15:54step. He is literally, we're watching
- 1:15:56him mature into a like George Santos or he's just going to
- 1:16:00like say. Like, Oh yeah.
- 1:16:02In the sense where it's like there's his, he's not going to,
- 1:16:05he's not going to stop walking that line.
- 1:16:07So it's like if I'm black, I'm Jewish, I'm Jewish, Like I grew
- 1:16:11up with Jewish people. Like it's like he keeps Trump
- 1:16:16just makes it worse. It makes it worse.
- 1:16:19No, I of course, like, like, it's 'cause he never can admit
- 1:16:23that he's wrong. And so he's got to double down
- 1:16:25on everything. It's the same as like Hexas.
- 1:16:26Like, like it's like, oh, like we commit a war crime.
- 1:16:29Oh, here we just blew up three boats in the Pacific this time.
- 1:16:35Yeah, he's, that's one of the dumbest people ever.
- 1:16:38He's for real. Article #2 this is sad story.
- 1:16:43I mean, it's big. This is like a big deal.
- 1:16:45But Nick Reiner will be charged with first degree murder of the
- 1:16:48killing of his parents. Rob Reiner, director, filmmaker,
- 1:16:54actor, all sorts of activists. I mean, he was on.
- 1:16:58He was. There's an episode of Archie
- 1:17:00Bunker where he's like yelling at Archie Bunker about being
- 1:17:03racist and stuff. That's like every, That's like
- 1:17:05every episode of All in the Family.
- 1:17:07Yeah, but yeah. 30 Nick Reiner, the 32 year old son of Rob
- 1:17:12Reiner and his wife Michelle, was charged with two counts of
- 1:17:16first degree murder of The charges include a special
- 1:17:19circumstance, multiple murders, and a special allegation that
- 1:17:22Reiner used a deadly weapon and knife.
- 1:17:26If you don't know a lot about Nick Reiner, he dealt with a lot
- 1:17:30of substance abuse issues. It's actually a movie that his
- 1:17:34that he wrote I think it's called.
- 1:17:36What is it? Like waiting for waiting for
- 1:17:39Charlie. Oh yeah, yeah, waiting for
- 1:17:41Charlie Finding Charlie. Finding Charlie maybe.
- 1:17:43Yeah, yeah. He like he Co wrote it and his
- 1:17:47dad directed it. Long history of substance abuse
- 1:17:53and lots of issues with that, homelessness, all sorts of shit
- 1:17:56and his parents stuck by him the whole time and super fucked up
- 1:18:00their daughter found them after he had done it.
- 1:18:04He was like, kind. Of so so you heard like that the
- 1:18:07day before Conan O'Brien had a Christmas party, and they were
- 1:18:10both there and he. Yeah.
- 1:18:12And they and they, they brought Nick with him because they
- 1:18:16didn't want Nick to be by himself.
- 1:18:19So they were like, do you want to go with us to Conan's
- 1:18:21Christmas party? And he was like, yeah.
- 1:18:22And they went. I didn't know that they got into
- 1:18:25it at the Christmas party. They got into a huge fight
- 1:18:27apparently like that. It's like what was well in that
- 1:18:30like a lot that everybody at the party saw.
- 1:18:32And apparently that like, I saw a headline of an article that
- 1:18:36came out by phone but I didn't read it, that like broke down
- 1:18:39the details of the argument at Conan's.
- 1:18:44What were they? I didn't read the article, but
- 1:18:47but I'm just saying that like that information is available.
- 1:18:52It's crazy, dude. Like so and then fucking, I was
- 1:18:56just telling somebody about this.
- 1:18:58It's like, and then, you know, it's like how apoplectic like
- 1:19:03the right was like about Jimmy Kimmel making a joke after
- 1:19:06Charlie Kirk died. It wasn't even about Charlie
- 1:19:08Kirk. It was like about Trump being a
- 1:19:09fucking asshole. And it's like every fucking
- 1:19:13accusation is a fucking confession, dude.
- 1:19:15It's like he's like Trump's like he just wanted to let us know.
- 1:19:17No, no, no. When a When a Democratic
- 1:19:19supporter gets murdered, I'm going to be actually really,
- 1:19:23really shitty immediately. Oh yeah.
- 1:19:26He's unbelievable. Yeah.
- 1:19:28Did you guys? Like try to like cancel Jimmy
- 1:19:30Kimble. You like like 500 people fired
- 1:19:32from their job because of shit they said about Charlie Kirk.
- 1:19:35And meanwhile this dude just like, just like just tease up on
- 1:19:38the true social like while the body's still warm, like, you
- 1:19:41know, just to like, like, say some heinous shit.
- 1:19:44It's ridiculous. And like, I like, what is it?
- 1:19:49What are you even saying? What is Trump even saying?
- 1:19:51He's like, like one of like one of his people killed him.
- 1:19:54Is that what he's saying? He's like, what's crazy is if
- 1:19:58you were to take Rob Reiner and Trump on a timeline, Trump's
- 1:20:03probably hate hated Rob Reiner for decades.
- 1:20:06For sure for decades and vice versa.
- 1:20:10Oh yeah. But like, I think that the
- 1:20:12hatred that Trump had for Rob Reiner was more originally than
- 1:20:17he had for Trump. And then whenever they crossed
- 1:20:19paths, he was like, that guy's disgusting.
- 1:20:21I mean, just because, because Rob, because he would, he
- 1:20:25wouldn't like Rob Reiner based off of his beliefs and his
- 1:20:28writing the film. Except for Donald Trump was a
- 1:20:30Democrat his whole fucking life until he walked down the House
- 1:20:33escalator. So let's let's not forget that
- 1:20:35shit. No, I know, but I'm just saying
- 1:20:37let's say hypothetically they didn't meet before and he heard
- 1:20:41about Trump being sued for in for being for discriminating
- 1:20:44against, you know, leasing apartments to black people,
- 1:20:49which is true. Let's say that they hadn't met
- 1:20:52before, but he heard that Rob Reiner always seemed like a the
- 1:20:55nice enough, a nice enough guy to meet that person is making
- 1:20:58his make a make an assessment. I mean, and I don't know him
- 1:21:02like that, but I'm just saying is by somebody, we've both dealt
- 1:21:05with a lot of substance abuse, either like personally,
- 1:21:08ourselves or people that we care about around us.
- 1:21:11And so, you know, the people with the biggest hearts are, you
- 1:21:14know, stick through and see somebody go through it and, you
- 1:21:18know, get back, get back on the right track.
- 1:21:20So just based off of his patience with his kid and the
- 1:21:24amount of stuff that their son put them through as parents, I
- 1:21:27could only imagine. Also also he's also out here for
- 1:21:32sure out here in California so he was like a real ass activist
- 1:21:36not like a keyboard evangelist or whatever the fuck.
- 1:21:40Both. Gay marriage in California Prop
- 1:21:438 or against prop 8. I guess, like I forget if we're
- 1:21:47voting for prop 8 means like banning gay marriage, but he
- 1:21:49funded and did all the grassman shit for to get gay marriage and
- 1:21:53also for preschool kids to have food in California.
- 1:22:01Like he he got that bill passed like, I don't know, like a
- 1:22:04couple of decades ago and they still to this day get a free
- 1:22:08meal every day or whatever. I forget, like the exact details
- 1:22:11of it. But like not he like did like
- 1:22:13actual good shit and he just has fucking bangers of movies like
- 1:22:17all in the family. First of all, like biggest show
- 1:22:18like in in the country when he was on it.
- 1:22:21And then and then he just comes out the gates like with like a
- 1:22:25Spinal Tap and then like, just like a few good men and just
- 1:22:29don't stop. Misery does it Doesn't stop,
- 1:22:31won't stop. Stand by me, the.
- 1:22:34Fucking Princess Bride. Yep.
- 1:22:37Speaking of Stephen King, stand by me.
- 1:22:39Yeah, and misery. Was this Stephen King?
- 1:22:42He said that and those all take place in the same universe as
- 1:22:45Pennywise the dancing. Clown.
- 1:22:47Yeah, yeah. And also Leo's dad on The Wolf
- 1:22:52of Wall Street. So it's so it's just super,
- 1:22:55super fucked. And you know, it's sad that it
- 1:22:58was, you know, their son who's dealing with substance abuse
- 1:23:01that they were battling for privately and publicly.
- 1:23:04A lot of the private comments that were made mirror the public
- 1:23:08comments that are made about how they felt about their kids.
- 1:23:11So that's super sad and it's super gross to sit there because
- 1:23:16we weren't sitting here laughing when CC Kirk got murdered.
- 1:23:20Like we were both saying like, that's stupid.
- 1:23:22Like nobody deserves to be murdered, period.
- 1:23:25And this is just sad. So whenever that happens to be
- 1:23:29to have a father who's fighting for his kid, battling substance
- 1:23:32abuse, whatever, him and his significant other are murdered
- 1:23:35by their child, the first thing you do is hop on and start
- 1:23:39talking shit. That's just goofy.
- 1:23:42That's just like, there's a lot of people that's like, that's
- 1:23:44exhausting. I think there's some people that
- 1:23:46are so exhausted with it, like they're like.
- 1:23:48They're like that's. Pretty gross dude.
- 1:23:51It's 100% it's insane. We just went through this with
- 1:23:54Charlie Kirk and like they but you know, it's like it's like
- 1:23:57they're accusing people of doing shit like that they didn't even
- 1:24:00actually do. And he's like, doing exactly
- 1:24:02like what they, you know, the worst things that they were like
- 1:24:06saying other people were doing. And it's like, good.
- 1:24:09Sorry, bro. Like Charlie, like Charlie,
- 1:24:11like, you know, you might have had like a TikTok moment too.
- 1:24:13But Rob Reiner's been in the game.
- 1:24:20This is for the AP. FIFA slashes price of some World
- 1:24:24Cup tickets to $60.00 after a global fan backlash FIFA slash
- 1:24:28the price of some World Cup tickets for teams most loyal
- 1:24:31loyal fans following a global backlash and some and some will
- 1:24:35get $60.00 seats for the final instead of at the being asked to
- 1:24:41pay the 4185. This is a rare climb down by the
- 1:24:45soccer body and the president. Giovanni and Fontino.
- 1:24:49After soaking up waves of criticism for World Cup
- 1:24:52strategies, including top dollar prices and closer political
- 1:24:56alignment with U.S. President Donald Trump, FIFA
- 1:24:59said Tuesday that $60.00 tickets will be made available for every
- 1:25:02game at the tournament in North America, going to the national
- 1:25:06federation's who whose teams are playing.
- 1:25:09Those federations decide how to distribute them to loyal fans
- 1:25:12who have attended previous games at home and on the road.
- 1:25:16The number of $60.00 tickets will likely be anywhere from 400
- 1:25:19to 750 per team and what FIFA is calling a supporter entry tier
- 1:25:25price pricing category. FIFA is using 16 host cities,
- 1:25:30including eleven NFL stadiums in the United States, +2 in Mexico
- 1:25:34or the two in Canada and three in Mexico.
- 1:25:37They did not specify what exactly or what exactly why it's
- 1:25:41so dramatically changed strategies, but said lower
- 1:25:44prices are designed to further support travelling fans
- 1:25:48following their national team teams across the tournament.
- 1:25:54That what do. You think this is so fucking
- 1:25:57corrupt? I don't even get so corrupt.
- 1:26:00I know. It's like, why can't we just
- 1:26:01start new? I just get rid of FIFA.
- 1:26:03Like, you know, it's like all the countries we still have our
- 1:26:06soccer players, you know, it's like, what is FIFA even doing?
- 1:26:09Like like coordinating like what?
- 1:26:14Like I don't know coordinating. Fucking bribes.
- 1:26:16Cash drops drop offs at their spot, at their dead, at their
- 1:26:20drop dead spot. Made-up peace prizes.
- 1:26:23Yeah, it's fucking crazy good. I'm glad they dropped some of
- 1:26:27the prices. Now it's like, oh, then the
- 1:26:28teams decide who gets these $60.00 tickets.
- 1:26:32So I mean, I guess. And there's like they said,
- 1:26:34there's like going to be like, like at most like 400 per game.
- 1:26:38It's like, bro, if you're having this, if you're having this game
- 1:26:40at like Sofi, it's like fucking 70,000 people.
- 1:26:44Yeah. 400 tight. 400 people I got in for 60 bucks which you
- 1:26:49get in 420-2700. Knowing LA, LA, all of them are
- 1:26:52going to be like uberly rich. You get the Cheaptickets.
- 1:26:55It's like, it's like out in LA, once you like become rich, you
- 1:26:58don't pay for anything anymore. People just send you shit for
- 1:27:01free. That makes no sense.
- 1:27:03Yeah. True last article.
- 1:27:11This is just like, I guess it's live updates.
- 1:27:14There was this. There's a search for the person
- 1:27:16who did the shooting at Brown University.
- 1:27:20It's wild that they can't figure out who the fuck this guy is.
- 1:27:23What? What we're?
- 1:27:24Did you know me bro? This is my first 48 like
- 1:27:27instincts coming in here. Like I do not.
- 1:27:30I got like I'm acknowledging that it's fucked up, but I have
- 1:27:34this instinct to root for the fugitive.
- 1:27:38Oh wow, OK, well shout out Fugitive.
- 1:27:42I'm not rooting for the fugitive.
- 1:27:44Sir. Good.
- 1:27:44He's got you. He's rooting for it.
- 1:27:46No, no, I'm going at good. Nothing but the best for you.
- 1:27:49No, I. Just what he said, he said.
- 1:27:52There's a lot of good people on both sides.
- 1:27:54You know what, you know what it is?
- 1:27:55I just think about like, what if like I was in like about like
- 1:28:00about to go to jail for the rest of my life or in jail for the
- 1:28:02rest of like, like I this is similar to like a jailbreak or
- 1:28:05like, you know, escaping from prison.
- 1:28:07It's like, dude, that feeling you escape and you get away with
- 1:28:11it too. That's that's like, that's like
- 1:28:15better than fentanyl. Yeah, They just have, like,
- 1:28:18videos of this person walking, but you don't, they don't even
- 1:28:22have video of him, like doing the shooting.
- 1:28:24This is an Ivy League school with cameras all over the place,
- 1:28:28and they're like, please help us find this person.
- 1:28:30It's crazy. But it is Rhode Island.
- 1:28:34No, but it's crazy. No surveillance that we just
- 1:28:36have. And is isn't this the second
- 1:28:38shooting like at Brown, like this year?
- 1:28:44Yeah or yeah, within the past like year.
- 1:28:46Or maybe I'm thinking of a different college, but but I
- 1:28:50well, maybe no, you know what it was?
- 1:28:51I think there's there's like more than one person that was at
- 1:28:56the shooting that was involved in another one.
- 1:28:59Yeah. In high school, that was in high
- 1:29:03school. This is a crazy stat.
- 1:29:04So the mass shooting that happened in Australia, it's like
- 1:29:07the first one in 27 years. the United States has one every 27
- 1:29:16hours, actually more. We have more than one a day.
- 1:29:19We just hit like 380 for the year.
- 1:29:22Mass shootings in the United States, one in 27 years versus
- 1:29:2627 hours. That's insane dude.
- 1:29:29Yeah, that's crazy. So I mean, they're looking for
- 1:29:34this guy. I don't know.
- 1:29:35It's just I'm baffled that we can't find somebody in this
- 1:29:40crazy ass surveillance state that we live in at this point
- 1:29:43because that's basically what. It is.
- 1:29:44Well, somebody's got to tell Rhode Island, not all white
- 1:29:46people. Palantir can't find them.
- 1:29:49Yeah, or they don't want to. Yeah, or it's like 1 of.
- 1:29:53Their sucks. Like he was one of ours.
- 1:29:57Not, not financial advice. Short the fuck out of Palantir.
- 1:30:00You know who did you know? The guy who shorted the on the
- 1:30:03big short? The guy that Steve Carell
- 1:30:06played, Michael Bury. Yeah, he's like one of the guys
- 1:30:10who got the housing crisis right, made billions.
- 1:30:12He just put out a billion dollar short in Palantir.
- 1:30:19It is way the fuck overvalued. But also at the same time, it's
- 1:30:23like so secretive that we don't really know, like, what's going
- 1:30:25on there. They just know they're looking
- 1:30:29for the Antichrist. It's fucking Peter Till dude.
- 1:30:33He's crazy, dude. They lock him up.
- 1:30:35This dude he there's pictures of him and the photo dumps.
- 1:30:39I've. Seen eyes like oh I.
- 1:30:40Thought you that like before he had mar a Lago face.
- 1:30:43No, no like of him and FC. He looks like fucking Kelly
- 1:30:46Osbourne sometimes dude. Dude.
- 1:30:48He looks intense. He looks like he's just, like,
- 1:30:49raging all the time. Yeah, like he's just walking and
- 1:30:53there's, like, veins popping out everywhere.
- 1:30:54I'm like, dude, you are wound way too tight.
- 1:30:57I know. Go find your ketamine buddy and,
- 1:30:59like, disappear for a little bit.
- 1:31:02Dude, go. Sodomize each other.
- 1:31:04Oh Jesus Christ. I mean, that's just what they
- 1:31:06do, dude. I mean, I feel like this is a
- 1:31:10bigger problem. Like obviously it's a big
- 1:31:13problem that we have all these shootings.
- 1:31:15It's also a big problem that we can't like, identify these
- 1:31:17fucking people. I mean you say that dude, but
- 1:31:20like 20 years from now when like when like this place is looking
- 1:31:23like fucking China and there's like 200,000 cameras like in
- 1:31:28like every city, you're going to be like remember those days like
- 1:31:31where you would like go to brown and shoot someone and get away
- 1:31:33with it. You're going to long for those
- 1:31:36days. See, but I feel like, I feel
- 1:31:38like as a society, we've been past the point of being able to
- 1:31:41shoot someone in public and get away with it.
- 1:31:44No. They catch people, right?
- 1:31:46No, I know, but I feel like the the calming the that's like a
- 1:31:50misconception, but I feel like we should be at that point with
- 1:31:54the amount of. Traffic kind of like how you
- 1:31:56were saying like the cameras in space, like how like how come we
- 1:31:59can't just like we see the that I3 Atlas or whatever the fuck.
- 1:32:06Yeah, I'm like, yeah, why don't we have surveillance cameras
- 1:32:08like pointing like out, you know, but I don't know.
- 1:32:12It's it's probably just like how space works.
- 1:32:13It's so fucking big and like 4 dimensional or whatever the fuck
- 1:32:17like that. Yeah, it's like, I don't know.
- 1:32:22There is no up or down, left or right.
- 1:32:24It's. All we need to find out how the
- 1:32:26Epstein estate started working with Congress that the genesis
- 1:32:29of that. And also why the fuck don't we
- 1:32:31have space cameras? Space Ring cameras.
- 1:32:35Space. Yeah, there you go.
- 1:32:37Boom. Space Ring camera.
- 1:32:38Space like like the rings on Saturn.
- 1:32:40Ding Dong, No. Leave the packet.
- 1:32:42Leave the package of Pluto, bitch.
- 1:32:44No soliciting. Thank you.
- 1:32:48OK, bye. I just heard that like I think
- 1:32:51it was like yesterday, 2 days ago, that comment got as close
- 1:32:54as it's going to get to earth and it's like 120 million
- 1:32:58motherfucking miles. It's like everybody calm the
- 1:33:00fuck down dude. It's so close.
- 1:33:02Yeah, it's like, yeah, it's a real number, but it's still
- 1:33:06fucking far. So like it's.
- 1:33:14Really far. Yeah.
- 1:33:16Are you sure? Yeah.
- 1:33:18It's crazy for her. It's crazy for her bro. 120
- 1:33:22million miles, like get the fuck out of here.
- 1:33:24You can't even add up to 120 million.
- 1:33:27Yeah, yeah, you can't. Fucking bozos.
- 1:33:32Yeah, and everybody knows it's 60 million + 50.
- 1:33:35Million. Well actually it's like 2 days
- 1:33:36later. Like aliens just invade the egg
- 1:33:39on my face. Yeah, they're like, we were
- 1:33:41perfect. We were just close enough.
- 1:33:43If we would have been 121 million miles, we never would
- 1:33:47have made it like, oh, my God, you guys sound so goofy.
- 1:33:53Yeah, I don't know. This shooting stuff is just
- 1:33:55depressing. And it's depressing that we have
- 1:33:57such a hard time finding people 'cause like, remember whenever
- 1:34:00there was the Boston bombing and they were looking for the
- 1:34:03Tsarnaev brothers and then somebody found him, like hiding
- 1:34:06in a boat and they were like chasing these guys?
- 1:34:08All but that was like one day or it was like it just seemed like.
- 1:34:12It was still like. A Yeah.
- 1:34:13Because like the whole country's like watching it, you know, This
- 1:34:16is just, it seemed like a long time, but like they, they're
- 1:34:19like on the active hunt, you know, this one, it seemed like
- 1:34:23this dude's gone, dude. Yeah, they like.
- 1:34:25Don't know who the fuck he is. Yeah, he like, he like took his
- 1:34:27hoodie off and and then jumped into like a fucking like Jamba
- 1:34:30Juice and just started working and then just like blended in.
- 1:34:33But like, did you see? Any I haven't even seen any of
- 1:34:36this footage. I'm just assuming this guy's
- 1:34:37white. I know it happened at Brown
- 1:34:43University, but that's the only Brown thing about that
- 1:34:47university, I think. Especially now.
- 1:34:50Especially now the DEI is gone. Yeah.
- 1:34:54Shout out my cousin Kevin RIP. He went to Brown for film.
- 1:34:59Shut up. Well, what else do you got?
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