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Episode 64: Critters · The Tom & Gerry Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: I just said. I listened to Tom and Jerry's new episode.
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  Speaker 1: I've got lots of animals in it this time, snakes
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  Speaker 1: and balls and all sorts. I don't see many animals
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  Speaker 1: chimneys myself the occasional bird or a mouse that smuggled
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  Speaker 1: its way up inside my pocket, so there's no fear
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  Speaker 1: of me getting a bit bad poisonous asps and it's
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  Speaker 1: time zone, but you never know.
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  Speaker 2: I see the.
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  Speaker 3: Welcome to the.
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  Speaker 4: Tom and Jersey Show. I had the pleasure of the
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  Speaker 4: new Jurassic Park movie at the weekend.
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  Speaker 2: I'm surprised you didn't start with I Survived Jurassic Park.
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  Speaker 3: I only mentioned it.
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  Speaker 4: Tom, o'manny over there, Jerey McBride here, how are you
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  Speaker 4: all doing? Welcome along to the show.
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  Speaker 3: I know you're a dinosaur house.
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  Speaker 2: It's very much so.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I was forced when I forced, but it was the
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  Speaker 2: ested to me because we did put are they boxes,
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  Speaker 2: those little hedgy plants whatever they're called. Anyway, when you
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  Speaker 2: put a small dinosaur beside them, it looks like it
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  Speaker 2: looks like it's in Jurassic Park because they look like
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  Speaker 2: giant trees. So himself lined a bunch of these small
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  Speaker 2: but included Tennis and a couple other A couple of
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  Speaker 2: other lads ended up in there and he's like, okay,
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  Speaker 2: let's do the tune. I'm like, what are you talking about.
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  Speaker 2: He goes, get out the camera and let's do the tune.
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  Speaker 2: And you just move the camera up and we'll do
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  Speaker 2: the tune. So I just if anybody wants to go
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  Speaker 2: to my Instagram, they'll see I. I just thought, you
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  Speaker 2: know what it may be laugh, I'll put a real
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  Speaker 2: who knew Tennis was in Jurassic Park. That's that multi
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  Speaker 2: multiverse carry.
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  Speaker 4: On west to look, that's the that's the wonder having
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  Speaker 4: a mixed from gathering of ties. As a child, I
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  Speaker 4: seem to recall the tun of cats were frequently helped
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  Speaker 4: out by Ba Baroccus in our house.
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  Speaker 2: Well, not all of the various lads had the right
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  Speaker 2: arms or the right A few have been they've gone through,
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  Speaker 2: as a been told, genetic splicing that. Oh yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: they've been to the genetic splicer and they've now turned
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  Speaker 2: into over talking hippopotamus Rex. There's a few things there
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  Speaker 2: now that playing god has gone on in this household.
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  Speaker 2: To be honest with you, it's it's he's getting out
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  Speaker 2: of hand. He's like Crisper, those lads who'll just they
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  Speaker 2: don't care. He's trying to bring back the memmoth here
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  Speaker 2: with somebody yaks. He's clattering together with celotape and there's
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  Speaker 2: lego men heads going on to dinosaurs and stuff that.
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  Speaker 2: So you know, take from it what you will do.
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  Speaker 3: You know what?
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  Speaker 4: At least he's not getting any government subsidies. At least
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  Speaker 4: our tax money isn't funding this madness? Tom?
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  Speaker 2: Why is it funding Jerasy Parker? What's it funding?
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  Speaker 4: All fund funds, all manners of madness? But no, it
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  Speaker 4: didn't fund me going to Jurassic Park at the weekend.
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  Speaker 4: I had to fund that out of my own pocket.
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  Speaker 4: And I'm TALLI youa one thing. There are two hours
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  Speaker 4: in my life and fifty euro I never going to
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  Speaker 4: get back.
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  Speaker 2: It was shite, was it?
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  Speaker 3: It was shy too.
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  Speaker 2: I've been told there's something called the startest Rex in
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  Speaker 2: it with a giant alien head. Is he in that? Okay?
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  Speaker 2: He's in that right, That's why he wants to see it.
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  Speaker 3: Spoiler alert for Jurassic World Rebirth. I suppose don't go
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  Speaker 3: see this horse.
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  Speaker 2: It's been horseshiped since forever they've harsh.
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  Speaker 4: It has its base. It was bad hum and you know,
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to tell you it starts It's a hell
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  Speaker 4: of a swing for a movie to start, but it
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  Speaker 4: starts up and it goes. The year is whatever this
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  Speaker 4: year is. Dinosaurs have been back for thirty years, and
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  Speaker 4: now they're regarded as nothing more than a pesta. You know,
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  Speaker 4: people are bored of them. They don't want to watch them,
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  Speaker 4: And I'm like, what the fuck did I just pay
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  Speaker 4: twenty five euros for? So?
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  Speaker 3: Hold on?
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  Speaker 2: We are we now to believe like that there's some
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  Speaker 2: life lesson to be learned in this now. Don't don't
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  Speaker 2: be mistreating danisers out there, guys. They deserve equal rights.
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  Speaker 2: That are we looking for equal rights for dynas?
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  Speaker 4: No, no, In the first ten minutes, like someone basically says, Jesus,
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  Speaker 4: these dinosaurs can't die fast enough.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Jesus Christ Almighty.
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  Speaker 4: Then and then lo and behold, lo and behold sixty
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  Speaker 4: eight people end up on an island full of them there,
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  Speaker 4: do you know what I mean? Like it's a that's
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  Speaker 4: not Hoole came.
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  Speaker 2: Here today to give her about Tom Jesus Christy Sorry
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  Speaker 2: anybody for any for Jerry to say, if anybody going
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  Speaker 2: Tom doesn't sound as echoey today, it's because we have
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  Speaker 2: moved in. Now, I have sound proofing and there's more
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  Speaker 2: of that needs to go up around the place just
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  Speaker 2: to kind of make this nice and cozy, because it
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  Speaker 2: might be a in takeaway, but it's we're there. We're
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  Speaker 2: making progress.
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  Speaker 4: There, Thomas moving into his own Jurassic Park, a new studio.
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  Speaker 3: In his new studio.
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  Speaker 2: So this is they're going to get the sofa over
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  Speaker 2: there for when you call down, and that's what we're
• 4:33
  Speaker 2: going to put you sleeping only we'll do podcasts from that.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, we're we're this is a very progress. We
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  Speaker 2: made great progress. On Friday, I say we fair play
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  Speaker 2: miss so Man. As she moved everything everything, I landed
• 4:47
  Speaker 2: into such a treat because I was going out the
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  Speaker 2: door to go away to do my show over the
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  Speaker 2: Rushing Dove and she'd never moved in. I was like,
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  Speaker 2: Jesus Christ, that's a major thing. Gun off my list. Now,
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  Speaker 2: that is a major thing gun off my list in
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  Speaker 2: the market worlds of the great and Powerful Mary Condo.
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  Speaker 2: It brought me.
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  Speaker 4: Spark well, and that brings you spark, brings spark to
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  Speaker 4: this podcast, and this podcast can't exist without a happy tomomanny.
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  Speaker 4: I'm grumpy one way or another here nor there, but
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  Speaker 4: we can't both be grumpy.
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  Speaker 2: No no, no, no no.
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  Speaker 3: So particularly particularly sir, when there is such big news
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  Speaker 3: to talk about, because just because it's summertime doesn't mean
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  Speaker 3: that there's not any news, as people that listen to
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  Speaker 3: the Tom and Jerry Show will know.
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  Speaker 4: And it eats some of the new listeners. I see
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  Speaker 4: the Twitter numbers that could jump there, the new listeners.
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  Speaker 4: This might be your first time. We break the show
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  Speaker 4: up into three, the first one being a look at
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  Speaker 4: the major noise, the Scottle, but the weekly what have you.
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  Speaker 4: This is a very complicated case, mad, You know, a
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  Speaker 4: lot of Ian's, a lot of outs, a lot of
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  Speaker 4: what have you, and a lot of strands to keep
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  Speaker 4: in my head.
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  Speaker 3: Man.
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  Speaker 2: I love that people are expecting us to talk about
• 5:55
  Speaker 2: exactly what they think we're going to talk about. But
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  Speaker 2: I can tell you right now it's the big thing
• 5:59
  Speaker 2: in our world, belief. And you know what, for certain
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  Speaker 2: people in the moment of this, of this, this is
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  Speaker 2: the most important moment of their lives in a lot
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  Speaker 2: of ways because in this particular one. Samuel L. Jackson
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  Speaker 2: didn't have to be involved. But there was a snake
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  Speaker 2: on a plane? Where was it? Jersey? You reckon answers
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  Speaker 2: on a postcard of all the countries in the fucking
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  Speaker 2: world that you think a snake would end up on
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  Speaker 2: a plane. Have I guess people to yourselves there first
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  Speaker 2: split second?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll just wwistle a tune while we're going. While
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  Speaker 4: we're waiting there, going, we.
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  Speaker 2: Can't get sport time became, who send me to you
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  Speaker 2: the woes? Yes, it's fucking Virgin Australia flight v A
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  Speaker 2: three three seven at Melbourne. Fucking what he apol bend
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  Speaker 2: for fagging Brisbane? Yeah, so it was found in the
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  Speaker 2: cargo as people were boarding. Somebody spotted in the cargo.
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  Speaker 2: Now why he opened his mouth about it, I'll never know,
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  Speaker 2: because it was one of the attendants actually found it
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  Speaker 2: down in the argo. But I suppose much like a
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  Speaker 2: plane getting a snake getting onto a plane an Australian airport,
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  Speaker 2: it's very hard to If a fellat he sees it
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  Speaker 2: and takes a picture of it, it's very hard to
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  Speaker 2: keep it quiet.
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  Speaker 4: Well, here's what I'm gonna say. What I'm gonna tell
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  Speaker 4: you Tom, Now, this snake on a Plane wasn't like
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  Speaker 4: the Samuel L. Jackson movie Snakes on a Plane because
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  Speaker 4: that it took twenty years for this to actually happen.
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  Speaker 4: But in that movie, people smuggled snakes onto the plane
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  Speaker 4: for reasons that are lost the time now, and I
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  Speaker 4: watched that more than once, but I forget. I think
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  Speaker 4: there was like some witness protection shit. Any rate, That's
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  Speaker 4: not what happened here. That's all that was st Patrick
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  Speaker 4: was Patrick, Yes, Samuel L.
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  Speaker 3: Saint Patrick. This one here a snake or as the
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  Speaker 3: Aussies call it, a rip a can't.
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  Speaker 2: A biey stick a bide stick.
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  Speaker 4: He wasn't smuggled onto the plane.
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  Speaker 2: He just got on, yeah, I mean, and he wasn't
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  Speaker 2: trying to you know, he wasn't trying to get out
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  Speaker 2: of the country or he was just going over to Brisbane,
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  Speaker 2: say sucking release.
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  Speaker 3: So it was it.
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  Speaker 4: It was a domestic flight.
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  Speaker 2: It was a domestic flight. You know.
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  Speaker 4: They had to stole the takeoff to find the plane,
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  Speaker 4: and they found the plane, luckily in the cargo hatch
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  Speaker 4: before he got down into like the belly of the plane,
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  Speaker 4: like into the the belly of the snake the straight yes,
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  Speaker 4: because if he had gotten into like the walls of
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  Speaker 4: the plane, they would have had to pull the entire
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  Speaker 4: plane a thunder to get them.
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  Speaker 2: But I do I love the notion that people were
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  Speaker 2: sitting on that plane and look good and good morning
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  Speaker 2: everybody on reck flood from Melbourne to Brisbane. You rote
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  Speaker 2: very well. Of course the exact same facing heat the
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  Speaker 2: other day is fucking four hundred fag and the grace bloody.
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  Speaker 2: But we're gonna be the light materially, and people thinking,
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  Speaker 2: all right, it's just a routine. Yeah, a lot of grit,
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  Speaker 2: fucking snake in the fucking kaga and almost everybody gone
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  Speaker 2: think him, yeah, says.
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  Speaker 3: Right, it's amazing. It's amazing to meet Tom that they
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  Speaker 3: that they couldn't.
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  Speaker 2: Just say error and just go like my fear with
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  Speaker 2: the fucker. Because, as it turns out, right, so they
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  Speaker 2: actually called the snake catchers. No doubt he fucking rated
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  Speaker 2: rated out straight to the kind news, right, But he
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  Speaker 2: a full time job for a man. It's been a
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  Speaker 2: snake catcher in Australia.
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  Speaker 3: In Australia, Jesus Christ, it's that or the guards.
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  Speaker 2: One brother becomes a priest, one becomes a fucking guard
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  Speaker 2: the other day. But yeah, Mark, Mark, bloody fucking hell,
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  Speaker 2: I'm pelly. He showed up and as it turned out,
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  Speaker 2: it was only a harmless two foot green tree snake.
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  Speaker 2: Now it wasn't this is Mark exactly. His accent is
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  Speaker 2: exactly what it sounds like. You're no offensive buzz. It
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  Speaker 2: wasn't until after I caught the fucking bloody hello a
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  Speaker 2: snake that I realized it wasn't venomous after the fucking effect.
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  Speaker 2: Until that point it looked bloody faging dangerous to me,
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  Speaker 2: said Halloh, so the problem was he was half hidden,
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  Speaker 2: and if that fucker got into the workings, that's the problem.
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  Speaker 2: If you got into the workings, if it was stoop
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  Speaker 2: enough to get in around, do you know an air
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  Speaker 2: cooling system or you know, fucking a hydraulic fucking system,
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  Speaker 2: he might. You know, you got a snake's head caught
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  Speaker 2: in the hydraulics and put down the landing gear. Again,
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  Speaker 2: the most Australian reason for a plane malfunctioning, Like oh,
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  Speaker 2: I had one changed the fagging rabit and if agon
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  Speaker 2: Esky passed me, it would have gone on to the
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  Speaker 2: fucking panels and bloody It would have been extremely hard
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  Speaker 2: fucking kise. Snake's a very fast moving thing and edge
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  Speaker 2: off the are they they're going.
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  Speaker 4: To get into the again as you as you said there, Tom,
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  Speaker 4: you can't just let it slither around inside the thing
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  Speaker 4: inside the chassy of the plane, I guess, I say,
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  Speaker 4: But I do know man up airway, I remember a.
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  Speaker 3: Gay up airway who had a rat in a land
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  Speaker 3: rod for and the rats lived in the land rover.
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  Speaker 2: Did you not eat eat all the iron?
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  Speaker 4: No? He didn't get round to it. No, But he's
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  Speaker 4: just like your man was just there like, yeah, you
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  Speaker 4: can hear him rattling around on the nats in the
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  Speaker 4: subframe or whatnot.
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  Speaker 2: I suppose. Yeah, if you can live with that scenario,
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  Speaker 2: then again, a landrover like you know yourself there, do
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  Speaker 2: you know yourself? Like you could let a fucking small
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  Speaker 2: lion into a living.
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  Speaker 4: To I mean, like you know he's in order to
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  Speaker 4: rating it. It might be six or eight of them.
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  Speaker 4: But again, a snake on a plane, you gotta.
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  Speaker 2: You gotta sort of right, yeah, like there's no two.
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  Speaker 2: He kind of went along the same lines as what
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  Speaker 2: you said. He was that, But thankfully I got on
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  Speaker 2: the first facking try back and bloody caught the bastard.
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  Speaker 2: If I didn't get him first, guy, the engineer would
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  Speaker 2: be pulling apart the fucking seven three seven for the
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  Speaker 2: knicks fucking two weeks and so I bang on exactly
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  Speaker 2: what you said. They'd be ripping the thing apart, to
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  Speaker 2: be hardly pointing putting them back together.
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  Speaker 3: How would the flying doctors get around then.
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  Speaker 2: Him, Yeah, exactly exactly to see.
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  Speaker 3: Their sons and daughter in a country practice.
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  Speaker 2: Jesuscript. Well, they could either do it from home away,
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  Speaker 2: you know.
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  Speaker 4: But they might have to call the neighbor in Shortland Street.
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  Speaker 2: You over egged the pudding there, that's what you did. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: But come here, Tom.
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  Speaker 3: Here's the thing.
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  Speaker 4: We were going to do a little quick cautionary segment
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  Speaker 4: to our listeners to avoid because it's it's summer, we are.
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  Speaker 3: Going on holidays.
• 12:16
  Speaker 4: Everybody's going to go on holidays across the summer. So
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  Speaker 4: we were gonna do a little segment here saying, okay,
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  Speaker 4: if you avoid a snake on a plane, you might
• 12:24
  Speaker 4: see a snake on the ground, and how to avoid
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  Speaker 4: snakes and snake bites into such like. Our listeners aren't
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  Speaker 4: going anywhere near a fucking snake. If you see a snake,
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  Speaker 4: run That's what I'm gonna do.
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  Speaker 2: They're smart.
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  Speaker 4: But there are a couple of animals in God's great
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  Speaker 4: world that you may encounter when you're on holidays and think, oh,
• 12:44
  Speaker 4: that's lovely and go give them a weep hat and
• 12:47
  Speaker 4: they will make a mess of you. And we thought
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  Speaker 4: maybe we would take a couple of cutesy animals from
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  Speaker 4: around the world that you might want to pose for
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  Speaker 4: a picture on Instagram with. Don't nope, it's the road
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  Speaker 4: to no turn.
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  Speaker 2: Well let's uh, let's let's hit him with it.
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  Speaker 3: Now.
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  Speaker 2: These are gorgeous, by the way, right some of these
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  Speaker 2: animals that you definitely would be an absolute you know
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  Speaker 2: you'd be. We wouldn't select you for being a gee
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  Speaker 2: bag if you wanted to get a few Instagram numbers
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  Speaker 2: by sitting beside one of these things.
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  Speaker 3: Well we'll start.
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  Speaker 4: We'll start off down in Australia, Tom, because I think
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  Speaker 4: we all know that Australia is a place that does
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  Speaker 4: not want man in it.
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  Speaker 2: It won every even the weather conditions tell you not
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  Speaker 2: to be there. So I mean that alone. As soon
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  Speaker 2: as you step off the plane, and there's you know,
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  Speaker 2: people's shoes melting on the tarmac. You may get back
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  Speaker 2: onto the fucking plane with the snake and on. Just look. No, no, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 3: Snakes, spiders, all manners of beasties are just waiting all
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  Speaker 3: across Australia. Hot spiders are waiting to kill.
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  Speaker 2: That's actually a great sketch. That's a fucking great skitch.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, so we will credit you with some knowledge not
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  Speaker 4: to go near snakes and spiders. But what you might
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  Speaker 4: see in the wild in Australia is a duck billed platypus,
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  Speaker 4: an incredibly rare animal anywhere else in the world, but
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  Speaker 4: in Australia you're kicking them out of the way. And
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  Speaker 4: you might say to yourself, I'll have a little picture
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  Speaker 4: taken with a duck bill platypus. What's the working happen, right,
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  Speaker 4: tom uh huh.
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  Speaker 2: I think they're gorgeous, to be honest with, I think
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  Speaker 2: they're one of the most interesting looking clatter to get
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  Speaker 2: their fucking mad jokes that has ever happened in age.
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  Speaker 2: I think we've caught the duck bill platypus made evolution.
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  Speaker 2: To be honest, I don't think I think look away. Actually,
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  Speaker 2: don't be looking at him because called back in two
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  Speaker 2: thousand years or twenty thousand years, because that's I think
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  Speaker 2: what he should end up looking like. We caught him
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  Speaker 2: still with his underpins around his angles.
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  Speaker 4: We're talking about an actual pokemon here, and in mid
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  Speaker 4: evolutionary swing, Tom, you might think I'll just go pick
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  Speaker 4: up that duck bill platypus and have a little part
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  Speaker 4: of him and one thing another duck bill platypuses.
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  Speaker 3: And this is news to me.
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  Speaker 4: Duck bill plody pie poisonous ankles.
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  Speaker 2: No, yes, there are so many questions, what what this is?
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  Speaker 2: Why I'm saying they're only halfway through the revolution? Like
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  Speaker 2: who's catching? Like where are they at in the predator
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  Speaker 2: you know, in the predator lane? Where their ankles, not
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  Speaker 2: their nose, which is the most interesting part about them,
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  Speaker 2: not their back, not their fucking the pans at their feet,
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  Speaker 2: like you get like a poison frog or something like
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  Speaker 2: his ankles. I know, you young fulest nowadays like to
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: wear you know, the kind of trousers that make it
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  Speaker 2: look like the bottom have fucking had a route their
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: fucking shoes and they're about four inches up to show
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: off their ankles. It's the new cleavage needs to say.
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: I don't know if you know that you're but their
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: ankles are poisonous.
• 15:52
  Speaker 3: Their ankles are poisonous.
• 15:53
  Speaker 4: They've got like they've got poisonous barbs on their ankles
• 15:57
  Speaker 4: that when it jags you, it can incapacitate you. It
• 16:02
  Speaker 4: is unlikely to kill you, but you're going to know
• 16:06
  Speaker 4: about it.
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: So obviously theirs is for defense.
• 16:09
  Speaker 4: There.
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: You ain't hoping that some stupid fucking bit of prey
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: is gonna come up and go nice ankles.
• 16:15
  Speaker 4: And and I'm not doing like you know, heel kicks
• 16:18
  Speaker 4: to the head or anything like that. But i'd warn
• 16:22
  Speaker 4: you now, folks that if you think you can pick
• 16:25
  Speaker 4: up a dog bill Patty Post, picture yourself doing it,
• 16:27
  Speaker 4: tom Picture yourself picking it up by the like you
• 16:29
  Speaker 4: pick up like a Teddy Bear or some such.
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: One's gonna what's gonna jam you right on both wrists.
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, his fucking front ankles are gonna do it.
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: And then he's gonna catch me with his back ankles
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: and just fucking rub them off my belly. Yeah, I
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: mean it'll in your his and then yeah, for as
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: I lie there, see just molest my face. Christ, that
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: will be that would be right up there with the
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: most degrading thing to happen to you.
• 16:55
  Speaker 4: I mean you get yeah, well no, I mean the
• 16:57
  Speaker 4: most degrading thing that happened to you is coming here now, okay, okay,
• 17:00
  Speaker 4: because we're going to go to Southeast Asia.
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: Oh oh yeah, these lads to all these are gone
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: right yeah, yeah yeah.
• 17:08
  Speaker 4: These these are a tiny, little more supial kind of
• 17:11
  Speaker 4: looking creature called a slow lorus. Now you might not
• 17:14
  Speaker 4: have ever heard their name, but you've definitely.
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: You've seen them. A little cuddly, little glassy eyes, adorable.
• 17:24
  Speaker 4: Big like if like an if an owl was a cat.
• 17:27
  Speaker 4: Just big big guys can turn the head all the
• 17:30
  Speaker 4: way around, lovely, cute, absolutely adorable And back backing through
• 17:35
  Speaker 4: Southeast Asia wearing a Kerry jersey, I'm gonna just have
• 17:38
  Speaker 4: a little pet of this little slow lorus. Wrong, mm
• 17:43
  Speaker 4: hmm wrong.
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: Poisonous elbows, Tom, But has he not gonn to pison
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: his bite as well?
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: No, here's the thing.
• 17:50
  Speaker 4: I took a little bit of Google, and he's got
• 17:51
  Speaker 4: poisonous elbows. So if he sees you coming, what he
• 17:54
  Speaker 4: does is he licks his elbow and fills his mouth
• 17:57
  Speaker 4: with poison spit. Right, that he can lick his elbow
• 18:02
  Speaker 4: is number one, fair enough, right, Yeah, And he filled
• 18:06
  Speaker 4: his mout with poisonous spit, and then he'll bite you
• 18:08
  Speaker 4: with that and again probably unlikely to kill you, but
• 18:13
  Speaker 4: you ain't gonna ship right for a week.
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: I will tell you a good one. He's a relative
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: when he read it there earlier. He's a relative of
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: the ringtail lemur right from Yeah, it's this kind of thing,
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: yeah from Madagascar, right, I'll I don't know if I
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: think I did tell you the story of the time
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: when we went hungover to photo while af part today.
• 18:32
  Speaker 4: Ring every episode on the first episode.
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: I was down to this back when I smoked marble
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: reds I think it was, and I was down to
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: me last one, and I just lit it up, and
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: a ringtail limour swung out of the tree from his
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: ringtail and took he waited, and I lit it and
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: took the entire fag straight out of my mouth, popped
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: in his mountain, ran up the tree when he.
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: Gave you the finger, and rang over.
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, pretty much. I'm just ran away across it and
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: then just sat just out of arms reach, staring at me.
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: Way out in the branch, just kind of and hoofing
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: away on the fag. Yeah, like, well, thank god I
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: didn't get it back here, because he would have licked
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: his fuck he would rubbed it off his elbow if
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: he did throw it down to me.
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: I guarantee you smoke ringtail damer is what that is?
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: Uh yeah no, But like here's this slow lars, tiny
• 19:14
  Speaker 4: little baby like like kitten size, all this lovely and cute,
• 19:18
  Speaker 4: give it a pet, all this kind of thing, and
• 19:20
  Speaker 4: then he's just furiously licking his elbows, ready to fucking
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: Like when I when I heard first he had poisonous elbows,
• 19:28
  Speaker 4: I thought he was going to be like macho man
• 19:30
  Speaker 4: Randy Savage.
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, an elbow from the key.
• 19:34
  Speaker 4: Down with the poison elbow, just bam, get it, get you,
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: get you right with a dig. But no, it's it's
• 19:39
  Speaker 4: it's poisoned again, Tom, it's poison.
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: Jesus wept like and such an adorable bastard of things,
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: such an adorable bass.
• 19:50
  Speaker 4: You've got You've got actually a homegrown one there now
• 19:52
  Speaker 4: for anybody thinking about coming to Ireland.
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: Right, I have this and this is what I mean
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: early the UK. You just need to kind of keep
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: your head on the swivel. Anybody. We do have people
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: that listen and America, so I would say to you, right,
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: so there's notions that and I see them every fuck
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: a weekend. Big Gas Castle with the river shore runs
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: around the Big Gas Castle right next to us here
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: in the town of care. It is filled with wild
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: swans and geese and they hang around a course for
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: the bread lumps that you're going to chuck in there.
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: Handful of ducks as well, and people get so excited
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: that oh my actually got And then what you see
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: is the amount of people that must be killed by
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: animals because of social media. There should be a study
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: done on the last thing, you know, the amount of
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: things the last people were planning on them and it
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: was taking a picture of the social media. The amount
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: of people I see climbing down along the kind of
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: you know, I don't know what you'd call it. Is
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: that the jetty? Do you know that it slopes into
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: the water, a concrete that sloped into the fuck water
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: whatever you call it? Levee two, but the levee was dry, yes,
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: let us know. In the comments by my miss American pie,
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: he the amount of people you see going down, honkering
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: down in front of a swan in the hope that
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: there's some sort of fucking I don't know, Joe, exotic
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: fucking train, drugged up swans that they're gonna just come
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: over and plant their head on your shoulder as soon
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: as you even make a fucking move towards them. And
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: it doesn't have to be hatching season or or nesting season, which,
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: by the way, just clear out of the fucking town,
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: because they built nests all around the basic castle right
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: in the center of the town, and it becomes their
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: fucking town because you go anywhere near and the males
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: hang around, and that's their full time job, is just
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: going up and fucking you up. The amount of people
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: I've seen hadding their glasses, picked off, picked right in
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: the fucking face, picked the fucking ears, picked up shit
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: on like attacked with the wings. Now there is a
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: myth that you know a swan can break your leg.
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I've been hit by a goose.
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: Hurt like fuck for all, unpacked by a goose.
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: Well, I got the wing, the wings fucking thing. I
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: got attacked by a goose who I didn't know his
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: lady was fucking nesting. I got attacked by a goose
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: parent that they can break. He didn't break my leg,
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: put the right bone on bone.
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: It has been it has been taught to us as
• 22:07
  Speaker 4: native Irish people know, don't fuck with swans. We've been
• 22:10
  Speaker 4: told that since week, since the day we could talk.
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: Buddys and geese. They're one and the same ones Catholic
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: the others.
• 22:16
  Speaker 4: You know what, And I guess, I guess it's it's
• 22:18
  Speaker 4: the kind of thing that maybe the people in Southeast
• 22:21
  Speaker 4: Asia know, like, don't mess with don't mess with a
• 22:23
  Speaker 4: slow lours man. They're gonna that's a bad time. And
• 22:26
  Speaker 4: they know all those other Westerners go over and just
• 22:29
  Speaker 4: get like poisoned, left right in the center. So be
• 22:32
  Speaker 4: it to our friends coming over here to Ireland. We
• 22:34
  Speaker 4: want to tell you, don't mess with swans.
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: Don't go fucking near him. Just just back up, admire
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: them from afarre and go cool. That board can float,
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: nice neck moving on because.
• 22:46
  Speaker 4: You zoom on your camera do dirrectly.
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: Every fucking day. And there's literally signs up going do
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: not approach this once and I won't lie there. There
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: seems to be a general I mean there's there's only
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: one country they're all from that are doing it, and
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: it ain't the Germans.
• 23:04
  Speaker 4: Right, We're really fucking could run on the Tom and
• 23:09
  Speaker 4: Jerry Show. Tom, I'll tell you that.
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: You know, you know who it is, right, you know
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: who's going down there? Right, It's it's people with like
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: collegiate fucking tops on white trainers. You know what I'm
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: talking about. And they go, oh my god, yes, Canadians, Canadians, Canadians.
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: Sorry, yes, she said, know where you're going with that,
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: pop I saw my podcasting career flash before me eized.
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: But it's it's a genuine thing. You're going to get
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: fucked up. They get people get their glasses fucked in
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: the river. And these these lads know what they're doing. Now.
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: It isn't just some random They know what they're doing.
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: They're like, I have to think they're getting kicks out
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: of now to just go and fuck you up because
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: they look, yeah.
• 23:51
  Speaker 4: There you go.
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: I mean Swans need kung fu too, you know what
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: I'm saying.
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: So for all their beauty and gorgeousness and especially all
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: you see people going and you know what, I'm gonna
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: get a picture with that great little fluffy one that's
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: a child, that's a gosling or whatever. What do they
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: call a baby swan?
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: Signet signet?
• 24:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, is that a mammy swan?
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: No, you're let us know in the comments exactly. Don't
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: tell us. I'm not going to google it.
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: No, a mammy swan is a regret. You just make
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: that up. Oh fuck, I have to got fucking fox.
• 24:20
  Speaker 4: Come check on your man over here. I don't know
• 24:22
  Speaker 4: what the hell I'm saying.
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: You're an right there you go, But look as soon
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: as people, because they're fucking adorable. But much like the
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: poison in those other little bastards elbows and ankles, the
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: poison sitting behind these little gorgeous bastards as soon as
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: you go down towards the waterway is the outlad. And yeah,
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: the oul one tool fuck you up. But the outlad
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: will absolutely maul you. He will fuck you up. And
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: they're birds, they're straight from the dinosaurs. There is absolutely
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: no remorse in anything they do to you.
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: The are full of like cacking ship touch. Don't go
• 24:55
  Speaker 4: near them.
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah they do. Yeah they shit off the
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: batter Yeah.
• 24:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so so good news, Tom, good advice. I would say,
• 25:02
  Speaker 4: even if you're playing doesn't take off because there is
• 25:05
  Speaker 4: a snake in it. If you do actually get to
• 25:07
  Speaker 4: the country, you're going just leave.
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: The animals alone. Just leave the animals alone. God damn it.
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: How does that sound.
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's decent advice.
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: Decent advice.
• 25:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 25:16
  Speaker 4: Now with that said, moving on to the next segment
• 25:21
  Speaker 4: of the Tom and Jerry Show, we generally go for
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: this lad, which is somebody that stands out in the
• 25:27
  Speaker 4: news or in certain instances, Tom, someone that stands out.
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: In their exact lives.
• 25:35
  Speaker 4: I dare say, Tom, you have a story to say
• 25:37
  Speaker 4: about this lad that may contravene everything we've just said.
• 25:41
  Speaker 4: Let's get into this lad.
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: Now there's that guy.
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: It's often often, it's nearly it's always somebody in the
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: general the general eye. But yeah, like that, you can
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: run across on a personal level, a dis lad at
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: home or whatever. On this particular case, a dis lad.
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: This time it's it's fallen into every guys. Like I said,
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: we've had animal, humanoid, robot, automotive.
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: Everything, body, We've done it allody, it's fallen.
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: Under every single ship making form. In this particular week,
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: it falls under a chat by the name of Jimmy Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy.
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: I'll set the scene for you. I had Saturday night
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: off Friday night, I said, musing, always Saturday night was off.
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: I was looking forward to a relaxing couple of beers.
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: Ireland had just kicked off against in the rugby against
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: Georgia five half five. I said, this is new office.
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: I'm sitting there by myself and I literally just went
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: the first bottle and all I heard was Dad, Dad,
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: What I think? Many thinks there's a deer in the
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: forest next door. I'm like, there's deer everywhere, because no,
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: you've got to come see this one.
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: Like, no, I don't.
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: I do not need to see any more deer. People
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: know the play from my situated with deer. But I
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: get up and I walked to the side and my
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: wife's gone looking through the trees there about twenty meters in. Look,
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: it's there's something flicking in there that doesn't look look
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: like it's in It looks like it's in distress. There's
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: something out there and it ain't no man, he's in
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: the trees. So I'm rubbing a big razor down the
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: side of my face right snapping it off. He overs
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: like dead, your leg is cut, and I'm like, I
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: ain't got damn the bleed. But I walk out into
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: the forest, step over the stone wall, out into the forest.
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: I know this sounds like the wild ling scenario, but
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: that's kind of what it looks like around here. And
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: lo and behold in a kind of a muddy quagmar,
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: there is maybe a one month old fawn and he
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: is shook.
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: This month old.
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: Can be any old.
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: We just we just said A spent a whole segment
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: there saying don't approach cute animals.
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: I know here we are.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: Now here's the thing, right, everybody and anybody that knows
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: any think about these things would say, stay away, the
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: mammy will be back. Right now, here's the thing. The
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: wife actually saw the mother about half six that morning.
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: Fuck off. But I think this like here, yeah, I now,
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: normally the mother would go and forwarde leave him in
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: a safe spot. She didn't leave in the safepot. She
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: let him sucked up. She left him because I'd say
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: he got a belt of the car. He had a nice,
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: nice couple of jegs up along the side of him,
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: and he was going he was going rands to the
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: poor old devil, and I said, the mothers went, you're cracked.
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: I gotta move on.
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: So see you wouldn't want to be yet that's that's.
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: Nature for you.
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry. People were like, what the money will know?
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: The animals wild animals are opportunistic and they they shake
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: off the dead wood. They don't treat their sick, they
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: don't treat their poorly, or they just fucking walk walk
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: the fuck away.
• 28:51
  Speaker 4: And pretty ladies and gentlemen.
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: So with that, and I put up a video on
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: what I said to the Jerry was like Jesus Christ
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: that here was me. I was gonna have a quiet
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: e and now I've got this just landed at my plate.
• 29:04
  Speaker 4: It was like, okay, so we got to do something.
• 29:07
  Speaker 4: You know, as you use that expression, Tom landed on
• 29:10
  Speaker 4: your plate. Like the first thing I thought when I
• 29:12
  Speaker 4: saw you with this deer. Besides, is like Tom is
• 29:14
  Speaker 4: looking at that thing and there's like imaginary gravy floating
• 29:18
  Speaker 4: around that team like like a bugs Bunny cartoon.
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: As you, Jerry's you savage, you know what, He's got
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: a couple of years yet before that's the scenario. But
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: I am I do fancy myself as being somewhat of
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: a conservationist. So I was like, you can't leave this
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: because he had been left for it. You just the mother.
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: This wasn't she doesn't, there'sn't there's an area she leave him,
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: you know, a nice batch leave. She leave this guy
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: in a nice patch. She left him, fucked it away
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: and you're done the kid. So we brought through a
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: blanket over him. He wasn't even squeeling that much, but
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: we got immediately got it on him with like wounds,
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: break cleaned it out and stuff like that because it
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: was nesty it wolves.
• 29:58
  Speaker 4: Did he have like a cut or some such.
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he'd been hit a couple of cuts from whatever
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: he got belted with. Like so I first I thought
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: Jesus Christ, and they weren't. He got belted around the
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: face and stuff like he got hit by something, you
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: know what could have been his car down just down
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: the road or whatever. But anyway, so that was the
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: proceedings that were like on my head, I'm going this
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: guy's going to be dead when in the hour we
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: can do all. We went it, gave him some water
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: and whatnot. He was dehydrated. To fuck, this guy's going
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: to be dead. One in the hour, so lo and behold,
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: I went all right, mixed up somebody. You can put
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: a bit of sugar and salt in a warm solution
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: of water. It's kind of like a saliing solution. It
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: just it'll get him over a hump. And when he
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: ain't surviving the night, put kind of a little housey
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: thing over him, blanket and I dude, done all again
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: for you. Drank a couple of beers after bed. Fuck me,
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: he was still awake. Still arrive the next morning Sunday morning,
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: like he's still alive. You're fighting, little bastard, And all right, yeah,
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: I'm in now, I'm in. I mean, but we did
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: all we followed all the advices that we're giving us.
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: But I think you could find a conservationist crowd that
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: would come out. It would to be fair to him.
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: I've imagine they're up the fucking walls, up the walls.
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: The wife was ringing, and everybody were taking the same
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: advice of whatnot. And you're supposed to kind of leave
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: him as much as possible without being stressing, because it
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: isn't like they're going, oh, thank god, some humans came
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: to help me. They're going, who the fuck? And what
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: the fuck are you? Get the fuck away? That's what
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: they're thinking all the time. But he had canned down
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: me and Jimmy. He'd become Jimmy as a result of
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: my son going, we're calling Jimmy by the way.
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: Okay, that's that's just how things getting named.
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: I didn't see it myself, you know, I would have
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: thought it been anything else, but no, that's that's just
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: how it came about. He with Jimmy, and with that,
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: I was then coursed going to this local super value
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: to get goat's milk. We warmed it and over a
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: four hour period, I said, there were a baby bottle,
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: a puppy baby bottle from a neighbor and on a
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: chair feeding this filla back and forth with antibiotics for cats,
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: antibiotics for cats and goat's milk and rub in his
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: head and teld him he was doing great until we
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: finally got a call and cleaning the wound every couple
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: of hours as well.
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: And then we finally got a call.
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: Off a great man from Water Wildlife Care, Andrew, who
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: said that I can't get there till about six or
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: seven o'clock this evening if he's still I'll ring you
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: before I leave if he's still alive al coma, right, yeah,
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: because even if even I'm going this work is not
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: getting through this bottle like he's canted. But then all
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: of a sudden, like Lazarus, I go around that house right,
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: head back in whatever I come back out, he fucking
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: stand back. It was like wrestlinger. Do you know when
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: he lifted, he'd lift the arm three times, the hugspin
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: would start shaking, and all of a suddenly.
• 32:42
  Speaker 4: And then the.
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: Brother and then he little hoof would come up and
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: he'd shake back and forth like a waggly finger at me. No, no, no, no,
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: and then he bounce off the rope and across and
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: clothes line me no he and low and low and
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: behold he would try and fucking stand up, and the
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: legs were going for it was. It was the most
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: James Brown looking fucker. It was just every two two
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: minutes going, oh you're dying. Oh no, you're full of
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: Oh you're dying. Oh you're full of Oh you know
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: you're dying. I just waste a whole day and a
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: half on you, overright, Come on, Jimmy, don't show me up.
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: And Andrew landed on about nine o'clock last night as
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: we were recording on Monday, and he went, you know what,
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: by the picture you sent me last night, I would
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: have said he was definitely Daidy said, so whatever you've
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: been feeding him and giving him and whatever, you've gotten
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: him over the hump. So he was going to take
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: him back to the water for he went, you know what,
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: I'm going to take him to the rehab center, which
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: made me how laughing the rehab center for because I
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: was thinking, oh, yeah, he's been doing a lot of
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: fucking gear that sweek. I can tell if fair to
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: see it the same walk to well, they truck him
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: into the back with a lovely comfy blanky and yeah,
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: that was it. That was all she wrote on Jimmy
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: he was it was, it was, you don't feel like
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: you're back, because the whole time I'm thinking diet people
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: are like well done, Tom, like no, no. I genuinely
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: would not have been in any way surprise if he
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: died in the first two minutes. Yeah, but we got
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: him over there. We got him over the line for
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: whatever becomes a Jimmy. I hope he's he made it.
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: As far as Gill there. We didn't get any further
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: updates on him or whatever, but they took him up
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: to the rehab center to just get him try and
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: draw him out as small a bit and yeah, so
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: all the gang they yeah, they posted about it on
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: there on the page. I think they taged me or
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: something in it.
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: But it was as as of time of recording, the
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: deer is fine.
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: Jimmy is still alive and he's he's going. Well, they've
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: stitched him up, They've cleaned up his wounds and yeah,
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: they have him on a drip for the next couple
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: of days.
• 34:37
  Speaker 4: Well we'll we'll have more to update you.
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: But there you go.
• 34:39
  Speaker 4: For anybody thinking Tom o'many is a heartless pastward, yeah.
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: I mean you'd be right, But you know all the
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: people that wouldn't do it for humans. I wouldn't do
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: it for human chair, Honestly, I fucking wouldn't. I couldn't.
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: S I was sitting there, sitting there with getting cramps
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: in my legs from feeding this thing and going, I
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: don't know if I would put this time into a human.
• 35:00
  Speaker 4: I thought I didn't make time in the trenches when
• 35:02
  Speaker 4: we Fellow was fellow, But there we are.
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, this is it. I was only short of
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: changing the fuckers and happy life.
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: There you go. Well, I'm delighted for you, Tom.
• 35:09
  Speaker 4: That was a heart warming story, which when I saw
• 35:13
  Speaker 4: it first, when you sent it to me, I was like,
• 35:15
  Speaker 4: this could go either way, but like you know.
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: There you go.
• 35:17
  Speaker 4: Jimmy rides again.
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: Jimmy. I don't want to break it anybody else in
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: the house. But I'm pretty sure. I don't think my
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: wife listens is but I guess, but I'm pretty sure
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: Jimmy was actually a lady. Oh but jimt Yeah. So
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: I'm just saying, well, it's twenty twenty five. She They
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: they can identify as whatever.
• 35:41
  Speaker 4: It can be whatever they want.
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: Is it? Is there any ladies that that Jimmy is
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: is shortened for James.
• 35:49
  Speaker 4: So like a like a lady's name, like the way
• 35:51
  Speaker 4: let's Saycrific can be part No, No, it's hardly fucking
• 35:56
  Speaker 4: Riveton podcast.
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: There you go.
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: It's literally Yeah, I mean, Jerry, could you know that,
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: Jerry halliwell.
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, George for Georgina.
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: There's not a lot you could do with Tom either,
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: certain names like Tom Bill James, it appears yeah, yeah, yeah, James, Yeah, yeah,
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: there you go, there, you go. It's interchangeable. You go
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: for it.
• 36:17
  Speaker 4: What can I say? Well, Jimmy was just a little bamboge,
• 36:21
  Speaker 4: tiny little bambino, tiny little baby deer Ah. We were
• 36:25
  Speaker 4: little babies as well.
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: Tom, don't you know have one pint?
• 36:28
  Speaker 4: Yes, indeed we were born in the early ladies, which
• 36:32
  Speaker 4: makes us up in thet He's not a stage, Tom,
• 36:35
  Speaker 4: but in that time we've seen a hell of a
• 36:36
  Speaker 4: lot of shit and we like to look back at
• 36:38
  Speaker 4: all the things we've seen in our life. In the
• 36:40
  Speaker 4: closing segment of the Tom and Jerry Show, which we
• 36:42
  Speaker 4: call we Remember when when I was.
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: A young lad twenty or thirty or forty years ago.
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: What do you remember, jeah?
• 36:51
  Speaker 4: Well, I'll tell you one thing, Tom. I don't always
• 36:53
  Speaker 4: remember it, but it frequently shows up on social media
• 36:56
  Speaker 4: that around about this time of the year, there is
• 36:59
  Speaker 4: a very particular festival in town called Pamplona in Spain,
• 37:03
  Speaker 4: and it's currently going as we speak. It's the San
• 37:07
  Speaker 4: Ferman Festival in Pampone, Spain, which you might all know
• 37:11
  Speaker 4: better as the Running of the Bulls.
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: I like when a thing has its name on the title.
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean. It isn't like the like
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: there's a there's there's a there's a race recently in
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: Italy and it's pretty much around the town, you know,
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: like how they.
• 37:27
  Speaker 4: We talked about that, that version of rugby and soccer
• 37:31
  Speaker 4: and UFC, that kind of mixture and gatherment.
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: But it's it's it's in a town like that. And
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: could I fucking find what it's called? But it's below
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: she no, she, and it didn't even translate to what
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: it was.
• 37:44
  Speaker 4: You know.
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: The horse race. It's fucking lethal, by the way, let's
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: get fucking killed. But they're revered as fucking legends these hard.
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: Before I get too smart about this time, I'm just
• 37:51
  Speaker 4: trying to make sure nobody's been killed at the at
• 37:53
  Speaker 4: the ball round. Thus far, no six injured this morning.
• 37:58
  Speaker 4: Hopefully by the time this live, we won't have killed
• 38:02
  Speaker 4: anybody at this thing, because it will make the jokes
• 38:04
  Speaker 4: I'm about to tell Tom pretty fucking insensitive, buddy, you
• 38:07
  Speaker 4: know what.
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: You know? Why do we hear?
• 38:11
  Speaker 4: Sorry, I'm lasting straight past this. Why do we remember
• 38:14
  Speaker 4: the running at the balls festival? Tom Well, twenty years ago,
• 38:17
  Speaker 4: when I was a young lad, I did this goddamn things.
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: I still to this day, I tell people on a
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: weekly basis, I'd say, I get a chance to tell
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: somebody that Jerry who by the way, you know, he
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: has turned into mister glass of in recent times, whatever
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: what happened to him. But there was a time, you know,
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: twenty years ago, that Jerry wasn't the full shilling as
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: you're supposed to be at that age in life and
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: could take a slap of a fucking bovine. And yes,
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: you thought you could, at at the very least.
• 38:52
  Speaker 4: Well, I gave myself every opportunity to get fucking mauled
• 38:55
  Speaker 4: by these things. I'm gonna I'm gonna tell everybody story.
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: Now.
• 38:57
  Speaker 4: I've told this story a couple of times, so I'm
• 38:59
  Speaker 4: gonna tell well an old man's version of it. Now. Okay,
• 39:02
  Speaker 4: the last time I told on this podcast about ten
• 39:04
  Speaker 4: years ago is like, ah.
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, deadly that stuff.
• 39:07
  Speaker 4: And Allison, Now, I can look back as a forty
• 39:09
  Speaker 4: five year old man looking back at at a chap.
• 39:12
  Speaker 4: I think it was like twenty six, maybe twenty five,
• 39:14
  Speaker 4: twenty six, so we'd say twenty years for easy sums, right.
• 39:20
  Speaker 4: I can't.
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: I can't reconcile with the person that they did.
• 39:23
  Speaker 4: Tom. I can't anymore anymore than I would, you know,
• 39:27
  Speaker 4: jump out of a treehouse today, so as I would
• 39:30
  Speaker 4: have done as a child.
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: Give us before we tell us, you tell us why
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: you did it. Tell us first set the scene.
• 39:36
  Speaker 4: Of what it is?
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: What it is?
• 39:38
  Speaker 4: Tom okay?
• 39:38
  Speaker 3: So yeah, So the Running of the Bulls Festival takes place.
• 39:41
  Speaker 4: Here's the thing.
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: It's not a one off. It takes place every day
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: for a week.
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: So how many bulls did they set off down the road?
• 39:49
  Speaker 4: They didn't have time to count somebody. But basically it
• 39:52
  Speaker 4: starts at like eight o'clock in the morning. At eight
• 39:56
  Speaker 4: o'clock in the morning, anybody that wants to take part
• 39:58
  Speaker 4: in the bull run goes through the barricade onto the street.
• 40:02
  Speaker 4: That's it. That's your that's your condition for entry. That's
• 40:06
  Speaker 4: the only to buy a ticket. Oh no, no, you
• 40:10
  Speaker 4: don't get a bib like a marathon.
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: No, there's no signing up your hope you're telling me, like,
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: so what if you can mall by one, your your
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: family are.
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: Checki's dental records, Checki's wallet. But what are we doing now?
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: Are they allowed to see or did the Spanish just
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: go like no, what.
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: Who you're going to sue the cow yeah, or you know,
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: just the.
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: City of Pampelma, Like what if you're on if you're
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: on the street, I get that, but where is that?
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean written it's in.
• 40:38
  Speaker 4: It's in, it's in plant excuse me, it's in Pamplona Town.
• 40:43
  Speaker 4: And it's not it's not a huge like distance to run.
• 40:47
  Speaker 4: If you were running it in Dublin, you would run
• 40:50
  Speaker 4: from say the Ambassador at Paralell's where o'conn Street meets
• 40:53
  Speaker 4: Paralnel Street too, like Tar Street station.
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: Maybe you know, time for a fucking bull to get
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: you though.
• 41:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, And it's and it's not straight, it's all turns
• 41:04
  Speaker 4: and it's all twists and all this kind of thing.
• 41:06
  Speaker 4: But basically, at eight o'clock in the morning, if you
• 41:07
  Speaker 4: want to take part, you it's like it's like if
• 41:10
  Speaker 4: if if if this was the symt Patrick's Day Festival
• 41:12
  Speaker 4: and that the streets are lined with people for the
• 41:14
  Speaker 4: Sympatrick's Day Festival, if I was just a jump across
• 41:16
  Speaker 4: the rail and now I'm in.
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: The parade, That's what it is.
• 41:20
  Speaker 4: At the eight o'clock they'll send a rocket up into
• 41:22
  Speaker 4: the sky. It goes all right, okay, so lets you
• 41:28
  Speaker 4: know that the bulls have left a padduck up the way, okay,
• 41:33
  Speaker 4: and after a little while, the second rocket will go
• 41:36
  Speaker 4: up in the sky. And when that rocket goes it
• 41:38
  Speaker 4: means the bulls have passed a certain point. You should
• 41:41
  Speaker 4: probably start running.
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: Like the fucking and and how many fellas and.
• 41:52
  Speaker 4: Oh well, I'll get to that in a second. I
• 41:55
  Speaker 4: will get to that in a second. But basically, you
• 41:57
  Speaker 4: run towards a stadium, okay, so it's like a bullfighting stadium,
• 42:03
  Speaker 4: and okay, that's that's the bull that's the bull run.
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: Okay. Now, full disclosure.
• 42:08
  Speaker 4: If you're not into bullfighting and all that kind of crack,
• 42:11
  Speaker 4: I'm not going to sell you, honor. I was a
• 42:14
  Speaker 4: young man twenty five.
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: I didn't know that.
• 42:16
  Speaker 4: It was just how fucking stupid I was. I didn't
• 42:18
  Speaker 4: know it was like a bullfighting thing. I didn't know
• 42:21
  Speaker 4: it was like that kind of thought.
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: They're all going to run down and just be petted
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: and into their own little catch boxes and back up
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: to do it the next day.
• 42:27
  Speaker 4: I swear to god town. Yeah, I thought it was
• 42:30
  Speaker 4: the same bulls. They just keep keep them comming and
• 42:31
  Speaker 4: keep them coming, and they do that every day for
• 42:34
  Speaker 4: a week and and that's your ball run. Okay, I
• 42:38
  Speaker 4: don't know what it's to celebrate. Wait, it's San Firman,
• 42:40
  Speaker 4: Saint Fairman, Sat Firman. Is that a guy? I don't know,
• 42:42
  Speaker 4: don't what kind of tell you?
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: It's a Spanish They they've taken over one hundred years
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: to build a fucking church in Barcelona. They don't give
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: a shit like they.
• 42:50
  Speaker 3: Just because all the laborers are getting trampled into the
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: fucking ground.
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: I mean, they don't give a shit. They'll just do
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: whatever they want to do.
• 42:56
  Speaker 3: So I went over do it.
• 42:58
  Speaker 4: I was about twenty five, twenty six. I remember I was.
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: I was.
• 43:00
  Speaker 4: I was going out the last see we were after
• 43:01
  Speaker 4: breaking up like the year before or some such and
• 43:04
  Speaker 4: I was like in sour form, like you know, so
• 43:06
  Speaker 4: I was like there was nobody to go. Came summer
• 43:09
  Speaker 4: holidays time and I had no where to go, no
• 43:11
  Speaker 4: word to go, nobody to go with. I was like, oh,
• 43:13
  Speaker 4: so where am I gonna go on my summer holidays?
• 43:15
  Speaker 4: Like you know, I was just gonna sit HERU in
• 43:17
  Speaker 4: the house. And then I just said, no, do you
• 43:18
  Speaker 4: know what, just do something that you wouldn't have otherwise.
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: Done.
• 43:22
  Speaker 4: If you were going out with somebody that would have said, no, no,
• 43:25
  Speaker 4: this is a that is.
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: A street full of single men.
• 43:27
  Speaker 4: I'll tell you that.
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 43:28
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, that's it. That's exactly what it is. Yeah,
• 43:31
  Speaker 4: the main morn in this epidemic is in fucking Pamplona
• 43:33
  Speaker 4: right now.
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: Or if you know you're nineteen, you're going out with
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: a young one who's a bit mad as well, like
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: she's gonna go on, should be a bit of crack,
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: like a bit of crack. But anybody over the age
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: of twenty four to twenty five is a single man.
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: If he's running that fucking thing, there's no way anyone's
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: putting up with that shit. So I looked it up
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: on the internet in chartbusters. That's how far back this is, right, Okay,
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: there could be a whole segment of just how Jerry
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: was in chartbusters.
• 43:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, the internet for a euro for an hour,
• 44:01
  Speaker 4: or that's what it used to get you.
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: I was.
• 44:04
  Speaker 4: I looked it up and it said that the nearest
• 44:06
  Speaker 4: airport to it was Madrid. You fly into Madrid and
• 44:09
  Speaker 4: then you get the train to Pamplona, which is, to
• 44:11
  Speaker 4: be honest with you, it is like flying into Belfast
• 44:14
  Speaker 4: and getting the train to Cork. That's the whole nother
• 44:16
  Speaker 4: st walk miles away, right, and it takes place at
• 44:21
  Speaker 4: eight o'clock in the morning, and best to look getting
• 44:24
  Speaker 4: any accommodation. No, and hotels are like six hundred euro
• 44:29
  Speaker 4: and out all.
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: This kind of thing.
• 44:30
  Speaker 4: But basically what you do is the day beforehand. Say,
• 44:33
  Speaker 4: if you want to run on a Tuesday, you go
• 44:35
  Speaker 4: on the Monday, you land into Pamplona at like nine
• 44:38
  Speaker 4: o'clock at night, you're tough it out for the night
• 44:40
  Speaker 4: and you run at eight o'clock in the morning.
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, And that's what it is, except tom this.
• 44:47
  Speaker 4: Is Spain's biggest drinking festival of the year. Nice, every shop,
• 44:55
  Speaker 4: every she being, every post office converts itself into a
• 44:59
  Speaker 4: pub for the night because that's all people want to
• 45:01
  Speaker 4: do is drink. So to pull down the news agent
• 45:03
  Speaker 4: and to make it a freaking a pub. Yeah, make
• 45:08
  Speaker 4: it a night club and you drink. And I drank
• 45:11
  Speaker 4: the skull off myself until four o'clock in the morning
• 45:14
  Speaker 4: and fell asleep on a doorway nice outside.
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: What ad you like twenty four twenty six. Yeah, you
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: can sleep in a fucking bin full of rocks you
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: because sleep in a bin full of bins.
• 45:26
  Speaker 4: Honest to god, that's what it was. I had my
• 45:29
  Speaker 4: phone and my passport, that's all I brought. And when
• 45:31
  Speaker 4: I woke up the next morning, I had my passport
• 45:34
  Speaker 4: all right, phone smashed, lost, dip robbed, whatever it was,
• 45:38
  Speaker 4: I did not have it. I remember losing it halfway
• 45:40
  Speaker 4: through the night on like where's my phone? And I
• 45:42
  Speaker 4: was like, fuck, we'll go on a better business. But like,
• 45:44
  Speaker 4: if i'd have been killed, there's no way to contact
• 45:47
  Speaker 4: anybody like I was gone.
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: The panther love on the fucking consulate would have to
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: Can you imagine the ambassador to Ireland that lives in I.
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: Mean like number one.
• 45:56
  Speaker 4: They could just take a look at me and go like,
• 45:58
  Speaker 4: oh we know nothing about this man.
• 45:59
  Speaker 3: Where's you from? Let me look at them?
• 46:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah Irish, yeahway down you know, Scotland maybe Ireland, you know,
• 46:06
  Speaker 4: definitely upper in that. And so I woke up the
• 46:08
  Speaker 4: next morning and I'm like, you know, I'm sort of
• 46:10
  Speaker 4: like still drunk, kind of hungover sort of a thing,
• 46:13
  Speaker 4: and I just wanted to go back. I was pissed
• 46:14
  Speaker 4: off as I didn't have my phone, and all I
• 46:16
  Speaker 4: wanted to do is just go back to Madrid and
• 46:18
  Speaker 4: just not do this fucking thing.
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: I was just look here, now, just do it. Yeah, just.
• 46:24
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: So there was regrets before you even pull down your
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: white trousers.
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: Regret before the four wheels of the plane left Dublin Airport.
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: I hope there's a snake at this fucking place.
• 46:35
  Speaker 4: Any snake, please give me a slow laus right here.
• 46:37
  Speaker 4: Now I can suck its elbows and give it your
• 46:41
  Speaker 4: platypost there, give your platypus there. So I went down
• 46:45
  Speaker 4: to the thing to the road, and you're just looking around,
• 46:48
  Speaker 4: going like all right, were we going here? Like it's
• 46:50
  Speaker 4: one of these ones. It's like by the time you
• 46:51
  Speaker 4: realize what's happening, it's happening.
• 46:53
  Speaker 3: Ship right. The first rocket went and I.
• 46:56
  Speaker 4: Remember those two like American bros beside me, and they
• 46:58
  Speaker 4: were like you just do this, like a sort of
• 47:01
  Speaker 4: chest pumping each.
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: Other, like yo, mann, let's do this man. And the
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: first rocket went.
• 47:06
  Speaker 4: Up, and they ship the bed and jumped over the
• 47:11
  Speaker 4: rail and shabby shits.
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: They immediately the bed.
• 47:17
  Speaker 4: There wasn't so much as a pack of bisto gravy
• 47:20
  Speaker 4: anywhere in the location, and they were gone.
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: Fucking absolutely wet nickers is to tell them, and I
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: was like, pure American there now, said listen as the
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: reason you are going to be mired down in Afghanistan
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: for another fifteen years, right, and then the second rocket
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: went off and I was like, I'll go right and
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: let me tell you about being hungover from the tongue
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: stuck to the side of your mouth and bollock chasing
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: you down the fucking road.
• 47:46
  Speaker 4: Off for folks, when there's a bull Jayson, you all
• 47:49
  Speaker 4: of a sudden, you're fresh as a daisy.
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: You find you find it somewhere there.
• 47:52
  Speaker 4: You just you dig down deep inside. And I'm telling you, Tom,
• 47:55
  Speaker 4: if you see it on on on anything, you see online, YouTube,
• 47:58
  Speaker 4: anything like that, and it's like the bulls running through
• 48:01
  Speaker 4: people and milling through people.
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: Crazyway you want to just watch, I'll go down a
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: rabbit hole of just watching people getting absolutely flittered. I
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: want to do it right now. I can't wait for
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: this back dest be over so I can literally just
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: go watch that.
• 48:12
  Speaker 4: The yeah echoing the sentiment of our audience. There, Tom,
• 48:18
  Speaker 4: but look here, look be smart Tom. If you're running
• 48:22
  Speaker 4: and there's bulls running beside you and you're coming to
• 48:24
  Speaker 4: a ninety degree right hand tongue. Do you stay to
• 48:28
  Speaker 4: the inside of that turn or the outside of that turn?
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: You're gonna say, tie to the inside, because there's no
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: way he can make that corner. Like you can write,
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: that's so simple. Right, he's on, he's on basically polished
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: fucking shoes. You've got rubber. You have the advantage already.
• 48:41
  Speaker 4: And I know what's happening.
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: Maybe even throw throwing a side step, like fucking step right.
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: You don't even have to.
• 48:46
  Speaker 4: You don't even have to, Like I was slapping bulls
• 48:49
  Speaker 4: on the arses that were running by.
• 48:50
  Speaker 3: You know, that's the crack of it.
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: Okay, how big are they? How big?
• 48:55
  Speaker 4: Big big animals?
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: Tom, proper iris balls?
• 49:00
  Speaker 4: Okay, these are what you would have been afraid of
• 49:02
  Speaker 4: as a child. But if you stay to the inside
• 49:04
  Speaker 4: of the turn, he'll go to the outside. And any
• 49:06
  Speaker 4: of those you watch ten hours of videos of it.
• 49:09
  Speaker 4: Now when you get off this podcast, Tom, and you'll
• 49:10
  Speaker 4: see everyone that's getting mold gets mold on the outside
• 49:14
  Speaker 4: of a turn.
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: Do you know who these are? These are the fucking
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: you know when you see just awkward children, pure awkward
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: children that start to clatter into them into their own
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: feet and fall over, and you're like, you just won't
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: pay attention to the other foot.
• 49:27
  Speaker 4: Will you listen to me what I'm telling you here, Jesus, Ary, Joseph.
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: That's what's happened is that the parents kept on picking
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: them up and putting rubber corners on things and going, well,
• 49:36
  Speaker 2: there you have it. You know what I mean, there
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: you have it. That's the end result is that they
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: don't know a fucking charging yoke on four legs with
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: who is top heavy cannot make the fucking bend. He's
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: a a blimp, a blimp on legs.
• 49:50
  Speaker 4: These people have never heard the phrase turning circle in
• 49:53
  Speaker 4: their life.
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, it's complete overstaal for them. They're like,
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: I'll just sail into the outside. No, that's where they're going.
• 50:00
  Speaker 4: That's where they are going, baby. So you're running and
• 50:02
  Speaker 4: running and run, and then eventually you get to the
• 50:05
  Speaker 4: stadium I told you about, and the stadium's packed, Like
• 50:08
  Speaker 4: the stadiums fall to the gundals of people, like ten
• 50:10
  Speaker 4: thousand people whatever it would be, because they're there to
• 50:12
  Speaker 4: see you. Yeah yeah, and like if you, if you,
• 50:17
  Speaker 4: the bulls are mixed in the people at this stage, right,
• 50:20
  Speaker 4: and if you're the first people through the gate of that,
• 50:23
  Speaker 4: you get plowed mercilessly because you obviously shipped the bed
• 50:26
  Speaker 4: and running before the second rocket and you didn't touch
• 50:28
  Speaker 4: a ball the whole time.
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: Go away right, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
• 50:32
  Speaker 4: And then if you're in the last tranche of people
• 50:35
  Speaker 4: that are arriving after all the bulls, you get booed
• 50:38
  Speaker 4: as well. Yeah, well I totally get that you let
• 50:41
  Speaker 4: them all run by and you didn't even but like
• 50:44
  Speaker 4: you right into that stadium with the horn of a
• 50:47
  Speaker 4: bull clean through your torso they're like, yeah.
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: You a guy. I love they love the notion of
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: McBride's sitting at the back of a bull, like you
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: know what I mean, just the fuck the jump never
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: moving back to Ireland again become that was me.
• 51:06
  Speaker 4: I got to I got, I got to the stadium
• 51:08
  Speaker 4: and it's a it's a it's a bullfighting ring as
• 51:10
  Speaker 4: you would know a bullfighting ring to be, like the
• 51:13
  Speaker 4: whole on and I'm standing in the middle of the
• 51:15
  Speaker 4: got them it's yeah, And this is when you tell
• 51:20
  Speaker 4: how many people completed the bull run, like, because everybody
• 51:23
  Speaker 4: ends up here. If you if you didn't stay way
• 51:25
  Speaker 4: back or say no, that's or jump defense or jump
• 51:28
  Speaker 4: defense or American felon. So I would say in the
• 51:32
  Speaker 4: bullfighting ring there would have been like five hundred people.
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: Oh was there, right?
• 51:37
  Speaker 4: Four to five hundred people, And it's got very much
• 51:40
  Speaker 4: the atmosphere of like when you get on to the
• 51:42
  Speaker 4: pitch at the end of a GA game and your
• 51:44
  Speaker 4: your team has won and you're you're hurting, hollering and
• 51:46
  Speaker 4: you're you're waving at the stands and everybody's kind of
• 51:49
  Speaker 4: shaking flags of jan like you know, yeah, okay, job
• 51:51
  Speaker 4: done right.
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: They're still bulls there.
• 51:55
  Speaker 4: That's the bitch. They don't tell you about them.
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what happens at that point because the bulls don't
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: go yeah you got me, you got me. Okay, guys,
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: you'll see you later. Great job, great job, just pumping.
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: Everybody has the head back to their seats.
• 52:06
  Speaker 4: No, you get into the bullfighting ring, Tom, and then
• 52:10
  Speaker 4: they locked the door behind you, and.
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: They have named it a bullfighting ringer because yeah, well
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: that's generous.
• 52:18
  Speaker 4: This is more a bull murder ring because there is
• 52:23
  Speaker 4: no turning circle. There's no inside of a turn you
• 52:25
  Speaker 4: can stick to now because you're in the in the ring,
• 52:28
  Speaker 4: I got you for three minutes, right, And what they'll
• 52:32
  Speaker 4: do is they'll they'll keep you in there and they'll
• 52:34
  Speaker 4: ferry all the bulls out, but they'll let fresh bulls
• 52:37
  Speaker 4: in because the bulls would be tired at this station.
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I heaven forbid you want to fucking have
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: to fight a tired bull.
• 52:43
  Speaker 4: A tired docile bull. They'll let a fresh bully in
• 52:46
  Speaker 4: that they've been like smacking his arm for half an hour.
• 52:48
  Speaker 4: They get them good and fucking angry.
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: Just pointing them in the face.
• 52:51
  Speaker 4: Go on.
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: You know, they roll out there right at you. They're
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: laughing at you right now.
• 52:55
  Speaker 4: And you know many big Max that his life. Yeah,
• 52:58
  Speaker 4: get out there. He's eating your cousins and your aunt.
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: Way, he's wearing your cousins and her aunts. He's wearing
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: leather boots in fucking leather belt. I promise you it's
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: he's got your aunt's eyebrows around his waist.
• 53:09
  Speaker 4: So they let them out into you, and the balls
• 53:11
  Speaker 4: come in and they flit up boys left right inside.
• 53:15
  Speaker 4: They fucking mourder people.
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: You.
• 53:18
  Speaker 4: You very rarely see this bit of it on the
• 53:21
  Speaker 4: news or anything like that. As far as I was concerned,
• 53:24
  Speaker 4: all I'd ever seen was they run on the street
• 53:26
  Speaker 4: and that's it. I had no idea this second part
• 53:28
  Speaker 4: of it took place. Yeah, because they leave fifteen minutes.
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: I just imagine you remember in cell Ron was a
• 53:36
  Speaker 2: day during the Lord of the Rings before just last week. Yeah, yeah,
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: I was just swinging and just swayed in fucking spots
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: of lads out of the way, like and.
• 53:43
  Speaker 4: What's better again is after a couple of minutes, once
• 53:45
  Speaker 4: a ball had been like smashing through people, they'll take
• 53:48
  Speaker 4: him out and they'll let another one in because you
• 53:51
  Speaker 4: have to keep them fresh, fresh legs and tag team
• 53:53
  Speaker 4: Midnight Express Tag made in the COUMP smash another couple
• 53:56
  Speaker 4: of boys.
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: And busted chair off your back right.
• 54:00
  Speaker 4: Coming with the swanton off the top rope, Like I see,
• 54:03
  Speaker 4: it's it gets to be good crack because at this stage,
• 54:06
  Speaker 4: like you've never been as high in your life. Yeah,
• 54:08
  Speaker 4: and it there comes talk like oh they're letting one
• 54:11
  Speaker 4: out of door number four, and everybody runs over the
• 54:14
  Speaker 4: door number four and you stand like a rugby scrum
• 54:16
  Speaker 4: kind of a thing, like there's like thirty or forty
• 54:19
  Speaker 4: lads and you're all there rugby scumming. You're like roaring
• 54:20
  Speaker 4: at the door, come on, and the ball comes and
• 54:23
  Speaker 4: just fucking smashes through everybody and we're all like skittles
• 54:27
  Speaker 4: flying everywhere. Ball runs off, and then it's like they're
• 54:30
  Speaker 4: letting another one out of door number six, and you're like, OK, chick,
• 54:31
  Speaker 4: come on, let's do it. I'm not dead yet.
• 54:33
  Speaker 3: I want to be dead before this day is out.
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: Let's go.
• 54:35
  Speaker 4: You go over and standing in front of the door
• 54:37
  Speaker 4: number six and you're there, come come on, come on.
• 54:39
  Speaker 4: The bull comes smacking through, and it's very exhilarating. It's
• 54:42
  Speaker 4: very good. And after about ten or fifteen minutes of that,
• 54:44
  Speaker 4: it's like, all right, go on, fuck off one.
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, did you have your passport after all that?
• 54:50
  Speaker 4: I did my passport. Yes, I did not have my dignity.
• 54:54
  Speaker 4: It did not have a full set of unbroken ribs.
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: You scratch your fucking head on a weekly basis. Look
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: at me as the reasons why I played contact sports
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: and stuff like that. You like, what the fuck were
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: you doing?
• 55:04
  Speaker 4: Like?
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: And I it was an actual gentile version, a gentle
• 55:10
  Speaker 2: version of what the fuck you were doing? Like you
• 55:12
  Speaker 2: tried to cram twenty years of contact sport into like.
• 55:16
  Speaker 3: An hour one hungover morning.
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, like you could have spread that out and
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: not almost died, you know, just saying like I have.
• 55:26
  Speaker 4: A Tom, then I wouldn't have a wonderful story for
• 55:28
  Speaker 4: the Tom and Jerry Show.
• 55:29
  Speaker 2: It's true, and we do normally we normally, we normally
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: make things absolutely relatable in this part of the show.
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: This is a bit where we want you to contribute
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: and whatnot and and you know, maybe your experiences of
• 55:41
  Speaker 2: what you did in the same thing we were talking about.
• 55:43
  Speaker 2: I would be fucking amazed if anybody would love to
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: hear I'd love to hear it if you have. But
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: this is typically But Jerry was like, and I love
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: hearing this story. So this is a self indulgent for OS.
• 55:53
  Speaker 2: More than that, it was rehearing Jerry's I remember when
• 55:57
  Speaker 2: I'm not fully sure you remember fully do you know
• 56:01
  Speaker 2: what I mean? I think there's there's still there's probably
• 56:04
  Speaker 2: eighty percent of the jigs out there. I think there's some.
• 56:06
  Speaker 2: I just feel like in that story there's one or
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: two things missing, Like I feel you got more hits
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: to the head then I think you got hit you
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: at CTE after that, I don't I know a full
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: story and all the legs of it. So many times
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: they've heard this from you, and I don't think you've
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: got the full story. I think you're missing something.
• 56:26
  Speaker 4: I did get hit, Tom, but I got hit by
• 56:28
  Speaker 4: a man. I got hit by a man running away
• 56:30
  Speaker 4: from a ball in the in the ring. I remember
• 56:32
  Speaker 4: this thing that it was an English I was like,
• 56:34
  Speaker 4: fuck is a fucking boom and he and he ran
• 56:37
  Speaker 4: and like he ran like a cartoon character, you know
• 56:40
  Speaker 4: what I mean, with his head down like you're saying
• 56:42
  Speaker 4: bolt and he sort of charged me straight in, like
• 56:45
  Speaker 4: he hit me with the top of his head Xenidine's
• 56:48
  Speaker 4: and Dan style as he ran away, like right in
• 56:50
  Speaker 4: the ribs, out winded the shit out of me. He
• 56:52
  Speaker 4: knocked himself out cold. He was on the ground rolling around,
• 56:56
  Speaker 4: and I was like, should I help this man? And
• 56:58
  Speaker 4: there's a ball come and I was like, I'm can
• 57:00
  Speaker 4: I tell you pout hey listen.
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: I would just almost every listener on the podcast, including
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: English people, will know this full well. If you're ever
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: going to get clattered in a calamitus ridiculously awkward, stupid
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: cunt of a way, like I guarantee if I was
• 57:15
  Speaker 2: on the Titanic, I would have been hit by an
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: english Person on the way off the side. I wouldn't
• 57:21
  Speaker 2: have died from the splash into the water. An english
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: person would have hit into me. The amount of times
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: have been in different scenarios, and it's an english person
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: falling over like a shot fucking pig in a fucking
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: slaughterhouse in the most fucking like just talking about people
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: being awkward, I guarantee you as all english people and
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: the Americans taking that wide bend, Like what if you've
• 57:40
  Speaker 2: ever been on a ski holiday and people will have
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: been The most dangerous thing isn't the mountain or the snow.
• 57:45
  Speaker 2: The most dangerous thing on the mountain is an english
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: person who has not one molecule of sporting fucking prowess
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: in their entire fucking body, and they just clatter fucked
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: their way down the fucking mountain and then zig zag
• 58:00
  Speaker 2: and end up fucking taking your fucking miniscus out of
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: your left knee forever because they've gone awkwardly. It's just
• 58:07
  Speaker 2: a fact. It's a fact. And we got we have
• 58:11
  Speaker 2: lots of English listeners and you know what I'm talking about.
• 58:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know you can't be taken anyone know the
• 58:16
  Speaker 3: ones that are.
• 58:16
  Speaker 2: Listening to this know who I'm talking about. They're talking
• 58:18
  Speaker 2: about the English people that we know about like that,
• 58:21
  Speaker 2: because you see, this is the problem. There's much like
• 58:23
  Speaker 2: Pamplona on the streets and inside the bull ring. Five
• 58:26
  Speaker 2: hundred people too many. There's too many people, too many
• 58:28
  Speaker 2: English people on one island, and that's why you end
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: up with a gang of him being really fucking awkward.
• 58:32
  Speaker 2: And I'm in no way surprised that I was an
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: English fella that ran like a fucking clatterfuck and just
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: plowed himself, plowed himself into you and then knock himself out.
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: The amount of times that happened skiing and every time
• 58:45
  Speaker 2: that sorry.
• 58:46
  Speaker 4: My yeah, Tom skiing bull when it happens on the train,
• 58:50
  Speaker 4: like you know, it's ah well, if one didn't know
• 58:54
  Speaker 4: how we would work a little bit of Brett bashing
• 58:57
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• 58:59
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  Speaker 4: we would love to see the steroid Olympics and such
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  Speaker 4: like our friend doctor murdoc comments on Spotify. He says,
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  Speaker 4: there already is an Olympics for people on steroids. It's
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  Speaker 4: called the Olympics. But man, there you go.
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  Speaker 2: They just have really good steroids and masking agents. You're
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  Speaker 2: one hundred percent right, So do hit subscribe on it
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  Speaker 2: to hit the bell so it lands into your phone.
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  Speaker 2: If you want to share with people, that'll be absolutely
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  Speaker 2: tremendous to tell more people. Bring him to the party.
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  Speaker 2: I have given Jerry a little little like salt Bay,
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  Speaker 2: just trickled a little bit of live action down my
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  Speaker 2: elbow and into his mouth like a mother feeding a bird,
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  Speaker 2: and he's gotten a taste for the live So I
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  Speaker 2: think before the end of the year we will have
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  Speaker 2: scheduled a live show. We're going to make it, make
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  Speaker 2: it a make it a goal of ours to set
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  Speaker 2: out a live show. And Jerry has a paunch on
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  Speaker 2: for it.
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  Speaker 4: Now coming to ruin your Christmas exactly, exactly, could be
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  Speaker 4: a great thing to do.
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  Speaker 2: Tom and Jerry ruin Christmas.
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  Speaker 4: There you go, fucking wet bandit's over here. Listen. Other
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  Speaker 4: than that, folks, enjoy your summer holidays, be safe, stay
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  Speaker 4: away from this low oreses. Don't run with the bulls
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  Speaker 4: and uh cat antibiotics. I'll bring any deer nose.
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  Speaker 2: Elbows, ankles, and toes. Stay away, go on, good luck,
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  Speaker 2: lead