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Episode 213: Cartelmaxxing: A Narco Power Vacuum · Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod

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  What it do, what it do, what it do?
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  It is your boy Andrew Schultz AKA Mr. Goody 2 Shoes and who am
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  I with? As always, Joseph Huggins AKA
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  Old Man Huggy. Talk shit or get off the pod.
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  Episode 213 The State of the Union is Med welcome
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  motherfuckers. But with your soul tie down,
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  we'll just beaten them all right now.
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  Yeah, I should probably close my mouth, but looking at you, I
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  just don't know how. On a mission.
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  She ain't even chasing all the buggers.
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  She's sitting there and I've been getting it wrong.
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  It's been her long. But pray right there.
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  I swear, I swear these girls want to ruin my ruin my world.
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  Only ever any full of money in the first.
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  You already got what the mother was put in.
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  Put her something. By the way, you.
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  This is great podcasting. We're waiting for Joseph.
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  Hold on, I got. He took to quietly do something
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  that we're unaware of right after he counted me down.
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  Are you going to let me? Are you going to let me say what
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  it is? I'm having issues with the
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  microphone action on my microphone for some reason on
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  the stream, but I'm fixing it. Yeah, it's been a crazy couple
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  of weeks for me, but things are finally starting to kind of
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  balance out. I've been consumed with all of
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  this crazy State of the Union shit, which obviously we'll get
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  into, but it's absolute madness. I had no plans to watch it, but
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  my boy Tim Miller over at the Bulwark was live shit, shit
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  posting it or like he was on YouTube live.
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  Yeah. And then other people from the
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  Bulwark came on. So I just had that on in the
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  background. And then, yeah, just was it
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  like, I don't know, like, was it a surprise?
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  Like, I don't think it was like, to me, like AI could have made
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  that, you know? Yeah.
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  Well, we'll get more into it. I mean, I didn't plan on
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  watching it. It was the hundred.
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  It was a hour and 48 minutes. So it is now the longest State
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  of the Union address in the history of the State of the
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  Union, totally on purpose, obviously.
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  Not overcompensating for anything.
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  Yeah, definitely not. Definitely not Trying to do like
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  the whole thing is so stupid. And and just just another just
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  if you want to check if while we're checking boxes of fascist
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  moves, it's like dictators are like that's like cliche is that
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  they have super long speeches like fucking your boy over in
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  Cuba. Castro used to like, do speeches
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  for like, hours. Yeah, I mean, that's.
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  Oh, damn. Now it's actually like working.
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  And that's too powerful. But you could see that.
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  I mean, like I said, we'll save some of it, but I didn't plan on
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  watching it. And then I got sucked into it.
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  And then I was just sitting there the whole time being like,
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  what the fuck am I watching? What the fuck is this right now?
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  That was, I was texting somebody that I work with who was stuck
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  at work being like, are you watching this?
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  And then, yeah, I think I texted you.
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  I was like, are you watching this shit?
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  At that point I had, I had gone to the shower.
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  That makes sense. I, I needed to take a shower.
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  No, actually I'd been like really, really sick, like and
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  it's like we cancelled. Last night 'cause you were sick.
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  Yeah, like kind of what do you expect?
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  Like I was like grinding like in between two casinos playing
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  poker like for two like I was. Playing.
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  I was gambling so hard. I got sick, baby.
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  Pretty much like, I mean, cause like first like just you're
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  dealing with cards, right, That everybody's touching, you're
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  sitting in like a circle with like people close by.
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  Yeah, yeah. And then and then I'm around and
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  then people are getting shuffled in and.
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  Out the day-to-day hygiene of somebody who's grinding all day
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  between two casinos. I know and I don't think to like
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  like wash my hands other than when I'm going to the bathroom,
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  you know, like like I, I do think of it, but I not as much
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  as I should. If I, you know what I'm saying,
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  Like you need to be like, like sometimes I'll go home.
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  I'll go home and not think about washing my hands after like just
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  six hours straight of poker. I was like, what was I doing?
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  Yeah, you need to do you need to get some anti back dude, a
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  little. But when I got COVID, which was
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  like years after, like the pandemic, you know, popped off
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  was from the poker room for sure.
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  I could see that. Yeah, but the but this was also
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  like lack of sleep 'cause I'm like grinding late, like like
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  I'm going, you know, I'm, I'm like really exerting myself to
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  do like a a true poker grind, you know?
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  Like a Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen sleepover VHS tape, you're
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  pulling an all nighter. Right.
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  Like I'm like, I want to prove to myself that I'm built for
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  that grind and I want to see it, see if I built.
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  For that life, right? Right.
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  Built for it. I built it.
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  I built that life. That's right, I started the
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  wave. Y'all just surfing it?
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  Yeah, shit, I did the insulation on the House.
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  That is that life. Oh, I did the foundation.
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  Oh, and he shot the breathe with it.
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  Yeah, and dude. So anyways, I got sick.
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  My phone is getting blown up with like, vote for Ken Paxton,
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  vote for Donald Trump. Donald Trump likes this
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  Comptroller. Donald Trump likes the city
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  manager. Like they are flooding this area
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  and anybody that's a voter with like so much shit right now,
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  it's insane. Well, I mean, that's because the
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  fucking alarm bells went off when.
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  Oh yeah, 'cause they're crashing out the.
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  Democrat won the state Senate seat there in Tarrant County.
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  It's like, yeah, so that's Ground Zero, dude.
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  South Lake Tarrant County always Ground Zero for this.
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  You know, this MAGA mess, whether it's, you know, school
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  board shit or, you know, state championship football games,
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  bitch. That's been a while since we've
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  won one. Of them, yeah, that's for sure.
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  2017 I think is the last time we won it.
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  Yeah, what happened? It's just they don't have the
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  essence of us like we. We just had a winning culture.
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  Big facts. It ran through all sports like I
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  was going to state championships playing.
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  It's the ultimate living in this area and talking to some old,
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  like dad just talking like, oh, I went to school.
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  What would you play football? Yep.
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  And then they just go on tangents and just want to talk
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  about it for forever. Easiest icebreaker ever in this
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  area. It's like, Oh yeah, I played
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  football something because it's like we were like.
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  Literally like we were really good part of like a legendary
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  time, you know? Yeah, for sure.
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  Yeah. For sure.
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  No, it's the mod. You good.
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  All right. You want to get into therapy?
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  Questions there. Mothman Prophecies.
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  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Therapy question #1 Joseph,
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  would you rather star in a flop Marvel movie or a wildly
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  successful but cringe Netflix reality show?
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  I would probably, I mean wildly successful but cringe.
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  Netflix would be good. You could parlay that into other
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  stuff. That's what I was thinking.
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  Is like a flop on a Marvel movie.
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  That could be it for you. Now you'd get paid.
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  So like you'd get a big chunk up front.
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  If you did a Marvel movie, you'd get paid pretty well.
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  But you know, I'd I'd probably as long as it wasn't love is
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  blind. That's like the cringiest shit
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  ever. So if I would do a reality show,
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  as long as it wasn't love is blind I would do like Mr. beasts
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  challenge. That's pretty cringe.
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  I'd do any of them, but I would squid game knock off it's.
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  Netflix. It's Netflix, so.
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  So they do Squid Game. OK, they do Squid Game they do.
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  Love is blind. They don't do Mr. Beast.
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  That's I think. Prime.
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  I know, I'm just throwing that example.
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  I'd do. Something OK, well, and then you
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  got to think about, you know, we have to take this back to the
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  the roots of the podcast, you know, the business side.
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  Who do you want to be in bed with?
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  Daddy Ted Sarandos, Uncle Ted over at Netflix or Marvel, which
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  is what, Disney. 'Cause if you were on a wildly
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  successful, you hit the talk show circuit.
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  And you could be yourself and like you were saying, parlaying
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  into other shit so then you could build the brand off of
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  you. It depends what it is though
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  'cause it says it's cringe. It's like but like.
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  The reality show's cringe doesn't mean you have to be.
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  That's true. Like the?
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  Circle. Circle cause I've always wanted
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  to be on the circle anyways. Yeah, there's always people
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  that, you know, will, you know, it'd be wild as if you did that
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  like like Japan top 100 where it's like all the.
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  I think it's Korea, right? Well, no, they've done multiple
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  different ones, but yeah, if you did that, oh, it's Asia dude.
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  It's like the Asia 100 and you're like the only like you're
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  like this white American guy. They're like, what's up?
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  That that would be awesome 'cause that's really cringe.
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  The way that they talk about each other when you watch it,
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  obviously it doesn't translate perfectly, but.
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  What about what about like Selling Sunset?
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  So you're thinking of like competition shows.
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  This is just reality. Yeah, you could do that.
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  Could. Just be in my life.
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  It could just be in my life and it's just cringe.
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  I mean, it's like she's. Following you day-to-day like
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  I'm 18 hours deep in the poker room starting to feel sick.
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  I'm the foundation I built. The foundation I'm built for the
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  slept Andy spends another 4 hours in before falling asleep
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  in the parking lot. I mean, you're not wrong.
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  Late to pick up his dog, child, ex-girlfriend.
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  This is what actually. Happened.
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  He'll be getting an ear for tomorrow morning.
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  This is next level. So this actually was what
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  happened. I, I, I did have a story.
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  I'm just trying to think. So I went to Hollywood Park,
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  played for a little bit and then was going to take a break and
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  like think I was thinking about going home but I was going to go
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  like eat. I was going to eat lunch or
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  something and it was like 12:00 and I went to go smoke some weed
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  and just didn't think about it. But entered into a $1000
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  guarantee tournament for 5 bucks.
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  But what I didn't realize like those tournaments go for like 6
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  hours if you you know, if you go far into it.
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  But I'm in Hollywood Park so it's like I can't.
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  So I end up going super. I ended up getting 6th.
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  There was 3 / 300 people in this tournament.
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  I ended up getting 6th but I got trapped at Hollywood Park.
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  Except I'm not playing, I'm playing online on my phone.
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  But I can't I don't want to drive home which is like an hour
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  on the one O 4 O 5 and the one O 1 so that I'm just nosing around
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  Hollywood Park. They're like hitting the vape
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  like outside like going inside, taking a piss, coming back to my
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  car, smoking weed for like 5 hours on Saturday and until I
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  got and I got to the final table should have fucking won.
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  But this ass wipe like suck like he we both went all in and he
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  had a lower pair. Like he had a mid pair night at
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  the top pair and then he caught his fucking two pair on the
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  fucking river when the blinds were super high and there was
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  like 6 of us left. So anyways I got trapped at
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  Hollywood park playing poker not at Hollywood park.
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  And then it took it on the final table.
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  OK. Yeah, therapy question #2?
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  No, but now if you did a Marvel movie, that could be cool.
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  But like I said, you would have. That's like The Ascension.
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  And if you were one and done, This is my first movie.
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  It's a Marvel movie. It sucked.
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  You might be out of the game for life.
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  Well I agree and I've never seen any Marvel movies so.
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  You've never seen a single Marvel movie.
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  You ever seen Blade? I was in blade but I I but I
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  haven't seen it since like it the.
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  Course you forget about snipes, dude.
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  Forget. About it since it became a like
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  a thing, like I don't know, I haven't seen any of them in the
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  last 20 years. Racist dude, you forgot about
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  Wesley's snipes. Then I meant like since they
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  became like the Marvel Cinematic Universe, like since it became.
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  Blades in the universe that was the beginning of the Marvel
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  Cinematic Universe. Right.
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  But it wasn't like fucking people going out to the movies.
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  To go see Blade, I had the Blade movie poster.
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  I got it for free. You know what I'm talking about.
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  I don't. It wasn't a part of Disney.
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  Disney didn't own it. How about that?
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  Yeah, so it was better. It wasn't, you know.
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  It was before that. Don't have Walt Disney's?
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  Before the machine, before the machine came.
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  Yeah, 'cause Disney wouldn't have done Blade, a black vampire
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  hunter, a day walking vampire. Hunter, we don't know that.
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  What do you mean we don't? Know they're about to get a new
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  CEO. They might start like panting
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  out. Making black shoes.
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  They'll go. They'll go over real well bro
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  bro. We just don't want to burn any
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  bridges, you know, with these, with these conglomerates.
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  Yeah, it's true. Sorry.
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  Just kidding. Go fuck yourself, Disney.
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  Epcot's awesome. Epcot sucks.
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  Universal. Universal Studios for life,
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  dude. That's it.
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  California Adventure just turned 25.
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  Lame. That's just trying to keep up
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  with Disney World. Be like we have California
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  Adventure, so go. They was trying to keep up with
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  Six Flags. Maybe Six Flags is lit.
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  What else is crazy? Busch Gardens.
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  Back in the day, Busch Gardens had some crazy roller coasters
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  they were out of. Texas, they had some.
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  They had some good coasters on God blah blah blah on God
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  therapy question #2. Would you rather be followed by
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  the paparazzi for a year or become a viral meme for falling
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  in public? Falling in public be followed by
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  paparazzi for a year for no reason just to follow you
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  around. No, you you would love that.
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  You'd be like, oh hey, I'm just. Couldn't I parlay that?
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  I mean, like only a year? It's only a year, yeah.
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  Jeans. Are for.
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  Yeah, that'd be tight. You'd be come back on some like
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  VH1, remember the meme pop up meme video?
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  Some shit, Yeah, some shit like that.
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  They'll have something like that.
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  They'll be like, fuck, who's going to be like Willow Smith
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  will be hosting it and be like, oh, we're going to talk about
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  these memes from back in the day.
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  I started like doing open mics. Paparazzi's going to my open
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  mics. Who the fuck's this guy?
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  I start going to the club, paparazzi's following The Who
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  the fuck's this guy? Let him in, Let him in.
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  This is her fault. He's like, hey, who's that
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  random man? Let's.
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  Paparazzi. He must be fucking famous.
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  Let him in. Get on Raya.
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  As if I wasn't already. All sorts of things you can do
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  and then then it's over in a year.
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  No, I wouldn't want to. Be following people celebrities
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  called the paparazzi to take pictures of them.
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  Yeah, this. You wouldn't even have to call
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  them to just be there the first day of it.
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  You'd be like what the fuck why are y'all following me?
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  Why are you? A normal person, you'd be like,
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  I'm just. Trying to go to California
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  Adventure. I'm they must be following me.
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  I'm so great. I'm just trying to go to
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  California. I knew this day would come, you
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  guys. I mean, OK, I mean, I just
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  remember the only time. Like not the only time probably,
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  but this one time I was on mushroom.
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  Speaking of which, at Hurricane Harbor on mushrooms next to the
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  black hole line. Black hole was very popular.
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  Had the fucking. I've heard of this story where
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  it's like you had a very bad time.
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  No, I just know I. Somebody said that we should
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  talk about doing ketamine on. I I might know who that is, but
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  but no, I slipped like I'd, I like had a like a goofy cartoon
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  like slip like, and then I slammed right, right on my ass.
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  I was just standing still on mushrooms, whole line laughs.
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  But it was funny and the mushrooms were fun.
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  Like it wasn't a bad time at all.
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  Yeah, but I always made me think, like, why is it so
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  fucking funny when somebody falls like that?
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  You know, like I just slammed on my ass and like, yeah.
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  And universally laughed at. It's somebody else's misfortune.
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  But like, everyone's OK, you know?
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  It's like there's a whole genre. I mean, why is, why do people
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  laugh? I don't know, American.
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  No, but specifically with that, like, like it was like not a
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  question whether you were laughing or not.
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  It's like the only person who wouldn't have laughed is like
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  Trump because he's a sociopath. Because you were standing there
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  and you slipped and tumbled and fell standing flat footed in
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  line. That's probably why it was
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  funny. I.
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  Wasn't even in line. I was like it.
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  Probably looked it probably looked hilarious too, 'cause
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  you're on mushrooms and reception.
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  Like, like, 'cause like, I try to like, get my bounciness.
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  Oh yeah, it makes it worse. A couple pedals.
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  Oh, the couple pedals, The cartoon, The cartoon slip.
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  Yeah, that's very funny. Especially if you I.
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  Know the why? Why?
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  It's like logically, why Is it funny we did that?
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  Like we just know it's funny, but we don't know why.
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  That's somebody else's misfortune.
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  I don't. Think that's funny though?
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  It can be if no one's hurt, yeah.
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  Therapy question #3 Would you rather be mistaken for a
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  celebrity constantly or never recognized even when famous?
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  Never recognized even when famous.
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  Never recognized. Yeah, then you could just go
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  about. You could be famous, do your
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  thing and go about your life and no one would like there be no
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  paparazzi. You could just be live a normal
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  life. What's the point?
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  I'm just kidding. Is to be mistaken for a
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  celebrity and being like, no, sorry, I'm not him.
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  And you could say like, oh, I am and do whatever and then be an
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  impersonator and roll that into like a full time gig.
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  But I'd much rather be famous and already rich or just not
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  have to like hide my face when I go.
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  Well, The thing is that you're constantly mistaken for the
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  celebrity, so you could just pick and choose when you go with
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  it. You know, like like like most of
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  the time you'd be like, no. But if it's like backstage at
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  the concert, sure, I'm Jonah Hill.
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  But what if you get called out? Oh, I don't give a shit.
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  Come on. Like.
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  Later. Like I went to the $0.50
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  concert. Serial impersonator?
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  You got mistaken for $0.50. Are you No, I just, I just I
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  just, I just called me. Curtis.
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  Just walked straight through the VI, like the VIP section, which
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  was like upstairs, I just walked and nobody said anything to me.
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  I hung up there. I hung out there for like an
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  hour and a half and then like some guy came up there was like,
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  well you're supposed to be up here.
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  I was like, Nah. And he's like, Oh well you got
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  to go back downstairs. I was like, oh shucks, I'm so
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  disappointed in myself that I did that.
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  You know, it's like 0 repercussions.
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  You know any every zoo's a petting zoo if you're brave
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  enough on me. Did you just not have a pass?
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  And that's why they were like, hey, what the fuck?
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  But it was funny, 'cause I was with my buddy John, who's
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  Peruvian, not white, and we were walking together and I and no
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  questions asked, just like, and literally a bouncer at the, at
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  the, at the bottom of the steps, just no questions asked, just
• 21:59
  let me go by and stops him. Yeah, and then I was like, you
• 22:08
  know, it's like we lost a lot of good men out there, dude.
• 22:10
  But I I'm going to stay up here for a little bit at least, you
• 22:12
  know, I'll, at least you know what happens.
• 22:14
  You know, I'll tell you about it.
• 22:15
  I'll. I'll take I'll try to get some
• 22:17
  pictures. No, no, there's no pictures.
• 22:20
  No. Just for them.
• 22:23
  Well, it was like upstairs. I mean, he was like the general
• 22:26
  admission. It was like Drake's night, Dre's
• 22:28
  nightclub. Dre.
• 22:30
  Yeah, yeah. The worst part of that when we
• 22:33
  left, we like got a mob mentality and just like followed
• 22:37
  some people down a stairwell and realized that we were like going
• 22:44
  the wrong direction, but only after like 20 foot five flights
• 22:49
  of stairs. And so we ended up like doing
• 22:53
  all these flights and then walking from there to Planet 13,
• 22:57
  which is the biggest dispensary in the, in the world, and then
• 22:59
  from there to our hotel, which is the Venetian.
• 23:02
  And the next day we went home and I, I was staying at my new
• 23:06
  place in Santa Monica. And when I got home, I couldn't
• 23:10
  walk or talk, but I couldn't walk.
• 23:13
  My, my legs were so sore. But like, I was just like on the
• 23:16
  adrenaline and like, I think like Adderall, like in Vegas,
• 23:20
  like they got me through like the flights of steps and stuff.
• 23:22
  But when I woke up the next day dead, it was, it was the
• 23:25
  craziest thing ever. And I.
• 23:26
  Couldn't Vegas will do that to you?
• 23:28
  I know proper Vegas experience and I and I wasn't drinking.
• 23:35
  Yeah. No, I was.
• 23:37
  I was. I was back then, Yeah.
• 23:39
  Nevermind. Total is over.
• 23:42
  Wait, no, nevermind. No, no, OK, therapy question #4
• 23:50
  Final therapy question. Would you rather your life have
• 23:53
  reality TV confessionals or documentary narration?
• 24:00
  Reality TV confessionals would probably be more productive
• 24:04
  'cause you would get get shit out.
• 24:08
  So you'd be able to like, sit there and talk and like, vent,
• 24:11
  you know what I'm saying? Yeah, I'd be like Modern Family
• 24:14
  and or something. Yeah, like I would want to be.
• 24:17
  Breaking like the 4th wall documentary?
• 24:20
  Narration like that could be pretty condescending.
• 24:22
  If I can hear it I might be like hey fuck you man, like.
• 24:26
  What it's like Steven Attenborough.
• 24:28
  Yeah, well, if I'm doing something stupid, like little
• 24:31
  does he know he's doing it wrong and he'll figure it out in
• 24:34
  another 15 minutes. Like that would piss me off.
• 24:36
  I'd be like, fuck you, I'm doing it wrong.
• 24:38
  Like, you know, like I don't. I feel like I'd argue more.
• 24:41
  I would end up getting into an argument with the narrator,
• 24:44
  especially if I could hear it. Especially if it was a woman.
• 24:50
  Maybe for you as were yeah, the confessionals would be way more
• 24:55
  therapeutic. You'd get a lot off your chest
• 24:59
  get. A lot, A lot of jokes.
• 25:02
  Yeah, you could say like I mean, and are these being replayed for
• 25:05
  everybody to hear? Of course, for fans, I don't
• 25:11
  know. And hopefully not, that would
• 25:15
  suck. I think it's, I think it's like
• 25:18
  you would be able to see other people's reality TV
• 25:20
  confessionals and then I guess they also have your own.
• 25:23
  That's that's how this is your life.
• 25:25
  Oh, OK, yeah. So I'd have my own and I could
• 25:27
  see other people's. Yeah, that'd be good.
• 25:31
  Maybe you know, So it must probably make you like hella
• 25:35
  paranoid and freaked out all the time.
• 25:37
  I mean, 'cause it'd be like living on a reality, like on the
• 25:40
  real world. Yeah, but I mean, they see that
• 25:42
  after the fact. Or be like on be like living
• 25:45
  like on like Summer house or something, 'cause then 'cause
• 25:47
  you're coming back with the same people the next season.
• 25:49
  So yeah, you see it after the fact, but it more Real
• 25:54
  Housewives the same, same shit. Yeah, it's 'cause it, it's the
• 25:56
  same cast. Yeah, but it still matters.
• 25:59
  Well. Yeah, you'd see it after the
• 26:01
  fact. So that would still that would
• 26:05
  bother you then you'd know that's what I'm saying.
• 26:07
  Like it'd be hard to go back and be like, oh hey, what's up?
• 26:10
  I saw you talking shit or heard the horrible things you said
• 26:12
  about me like 'cause it'd be all directed and all be you
• 26:16
  specific. So that'd be pretty heavy.
• 26:19
  Or you adjacent. Yeah, it'd be intense it.
• 26:25
  Could be funny, yeah. You can either like figure out
• 26:27
  how to harness it and make the best of it, or you'd like
• 26:30
  spiral. There's like, there's really,
• 26:33
  you couldn't like just do it and be like whatever, like.
• 26:35
  As long as it was in the same kind of like, dry comedic style
• 26:40
  as like a Modern Family, yes, Yeah.
• 26:43
  It was like real. I was like real world.
• 26:45
  Crash outs that'd be that'd be intense, like Jersey, like
• 26:48
  Jersey short crash outs about you, like your Co worker who's
• 26:51
  mad at you going in there and crashing out running their
• 26:55
  mouth. And then you see that six weeks
• 26:56
  later, you'd be like, fuck you, bro.
• 26:58
  That's actually what it would be, right?
• 27:00
  I'm thinking of mockumentary, and this is more like, yeah,
• 27:04
  that's probably like Love Island.
• 27:06
  Yeah, yeah. That'd be intense.
• 27:09
  Then you have to get together big every time.
• 27:11
  After every couple weeks. It'd be like a reunion episode.
• 27:17
  Vanderpump reunion is coming up next week.
• 27:19
  Let's go, dude Vanderpump. They decide pride.
• 27:22
  For life, Vanderpump. For life, Lisa holla at your
• 27:28
  boy. Oh well, you girl.
• 27:31
  The LVP Batty bro. Too British for me.
• 27:39
  My British should not. Oh, Speaking of other countries.
• 27:42
  Elizabeth Hurley. Come on dude.
• 27:44
  I mean oh, which is name like the one not hottest chick ever.
• 27:47
  She's like 75 and she looks like she's 32.
• 27:51
  Like get the fuck out. And she looked like she was 32
• 27:53
  when she's like 32. Yeah.
• 27:55
  I mean. Austin Powers, dude.
• 27:57
  OK, they get, they get, they got one.
• 28:01
  No, I'm just kidding. I'm not hating on Bird.
• 28:02
  I love the British people. I just am American.
• 28:07
  OK, I'm just American. I'll just, you know, my girls
• 28:15
  wear the red, white and blue, which is also the colors of the
• 28:18
  UK, so I don't know what that means.
• 28:19
  It's. Making it worse.
• 28:21
  Yeah, I'm sorry. No, I was going to say that just
• 28:25
  if we we got new listeners in Greece last week, I was looking,
• 28:29
  I thought there was like a fucking mistake because the
• 28:33
  number had changed like a bunch. And with three new countries
• 28:36
  listening. And this week Haiti shout out,
• 28:41
  even though the shit's like a fucking popped off civil war run
• 28:44
  by gangs caused by Eric Prince. Caused by the Hillary, the
• 28:51
  Hillary Clinton. Come on man, keep up.
• 28:54
  In, in in Blackwater. Didn't see the blaze cue drop.
• 28:58
  No, I didn't. I'm sorry.
• 29:00
  I just. Made that up.
• 29:03
  Shit, we're going to get flagged bro.
• 29:06
  I mean, I don't know. Can you get flagged?
• 29:07
  If we're not already. If we're not already.
• 29:10
  No, I mean, I don't know, Spotify, I think they like us
• 29:12
  'cause, you know, we've just been, we've been down with them
• 29:14
  back back before when they were trying to grow podcasts, you
• 29:17
  know, before podcasts were like before they were handing out
• 29:20
  big, big boy checks. But also, OK, Haiti, Malaysia
• 29:28
  and Iraq. Baghdad, bro actually didn't
• 29:33
  look to see if it was Baghdad, but Baghdad did.
• 29:38
  And then we had some dude from Bangladesh slip into the DMS
• 29:42
  today telling us trying to try to monetize our shit in
• 29:45
  Bangladesh. Just in the top ten of all the
• 29:47
  countries. So I don't even know what's
• 29:50
  going on in Bangladesh. It just keeps going up and then
• 29:54
  our people from Bangladesh are hitting us up.
• 29:57
  Let's go. What you're leery of Bangladesh?
• 30:03
  Aren't we all that? Aren't we all?
• 30:06
  I forgot you're American. No, I mean, I'm just saying it's
• 30:11
  just like an obscure country of the bunch to be climbing in the
• 30:18
  ranks. And I'm just curious to know
• 30:21
  what it's like out there in the streets of Bangladesh.
• 30:24
  You know, like, are we a hassle name?
• 30:26
  Are we a hassle name? No, I have not.
• 30:28
  Did you reach out? You gotta be like, hey, how was?
• 30:30
  It literally this morning. Are you like, hey, it's probably
• 30:33
  the morning for him now be like, hey, so what's up?
• 30:35
  What's the word on the street streets of Bangladesh about TS
• 30:38
  or get off the pod you. Know I've met people.
• 30:43
  Talk to him. We got a street team, a
• 30:45
  Bangladeshian St. team. Every good podcast has one Our
• 30:50
  team, our lawyers reach out. Oh, our team in Asia.
• 30:56
  Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I mean the street team,
• 30:58
  Bangladeshian St. team, South African St. team, Australian St.
• 31:03
  team, you know what I'm saying? Ukrainian.
• 31:07
  Iraqi St. team. Iran's up there in the top 10
• 31:14
  now we got Iraq, you know what I'm saying?
• 31:17
  So it was. Iraq dude, so.
• 31:19
  You know a, a, A, and you know what they said in the Iran and
• 31:22
  Iraq war, I was rooting for the bullets.
• 31:33
  It's only a matter of time before the paparazzi starts
• 31:36
  following you around because of your world famous hard hitting
• 31:40
  jokes. The timing just cadence like I
• 31:46
  what I'd ask who you'd studied to learn how to tell jokes that
• 31:49
  good. But obviously it's all obviously
• 31:52
  it's the whole book. Great Gutfeld.
• 31:54
  Great Gutfeld. Ridiculous.
• 32:02
  On to the articles. Yeah.
• 32:04
  No break today. Yeah.
• 32:05
  All right. Oh no.
• 32:09
  Hold on one second. OK.
• 32:25
  And. Just more fabulous podcasting
• 32:37
  from Andrew and Justin. Technical.
• 32:40
  Technical difficulties article #1 I mean, we talked about it a
• 32:46
  little bit in the beginning. State of the Union was last
• 32:50
  night. Most bizarre shit I've ever
• 32:53
  seen. And like, the last one was
• 32:57
  bizarre, but this one was bizarre in a different way.
• 33:00
  It was just like droning and dragging on for forever.
• 33:04
  This is from MPRAKERA. That's five takeaways from
• 33:10
  Trump's State of the Union address.
• 33:13
  It was weird. Like you were shit.
• 33:16
  Like, no, but I'm in. I've watched a bunch of these
• 33:19
  before. And I mean, oh, I mean I, I, I
• 33:23
  try. To watch Blue.
• 33:23
  Yeah, me too. I mean, so, I mean, I've watched
• 33:27
  George W Bush, I've seen Obama's, you know, I've seen a
• 33:30
  Joe Biden. I've seen, obviously I've seen.
• 33:33
  Trump's I just, I'm just saying the way that you said it just
• 33:35
  sound. You sound like a old man.
• 33:36
  You're like, yeah, just different.
• 33:38
  I've watched, I've seen a number of state of the unions in my
• 33:41
  day. Yeah, I mean, at this point in
• 33:43
  our lives, we've seen quite a few, and this is one of the most
• 33:46
  bizarre ones, one of the more bizarre ones I've ever seen, in
• 33:50
  that nothing was really addressed, despite obviously
• 33:54
  being like, these people are crazy, these people are sick,
• 33:57
  and the stupid baiting trying to get them to stand up.
• 34:01
  And on command. I did like that whenever he said
• 34:04
  that they all voted against the tax cuts, they all sit up and
• 34:07
  clapped and cheered. That was pretty funny.
• 34:09
  When they trolled him, that was really funny.
• 34:11
  But then him lambasting the Supreme Court justices while
• 34:14
  they're sitting right in front of him.
• 34:17
  And then it just turned into a fucking award ceremony.
• 34:20
  Dude, it was so random. It was just like, and this guy,
• 34:25
  we're giving them a citizen's Bronze Star and then, oh, we're
• 34:29
  giving out Melania, give this guy sitting next to you the
• 34:32
  Medal of Honor. It was like what she's like,
• 34:34
  pulls it out of her pocket. It was crazy it.
• 34:37
  Was he did that with Rush Limbaugh like in his first term?
• 34:39
  It was so gross. Did OK, Did you catch the part?
• 34:44
  I think it was the first, one of the first shout outs that he
• 34:48
  gave. And it was about no tax on tips
• 34:51
  and no tax on overtime. And he pointed out like a lady
• 34:55
  who was there and her husband was working a lot of overtime
• 34:57
  and she was working for a lot of tips.
• 34:59
  And because they both now don't get taxes on that, which also I
• 35:04
  don't even think was a part of that actual bill.
• 35:06
  It was like a suggestion. I don't even know if he's
• 35:08
  legally allowed to do that. But like, let's just put that
• 35:10
  aside. Let's say it is true.
• 35:13
  He goes he's like, you know, you're going to believe, yeah,
• 35:16
  you're not going to believe how rich she is now.
• 35:19
  After all, it never has been hit like the crazy build up of how
• 35:23
  many hours of overtime and taxes on and and tips that she now
• 35:28
  makes now $5000 more a year. I almost positive that's what he
• 35:34
  said. I'm like what?
• 35:36
  Well, and. That's where the no.
• 35:39
  Tax What are we? Talking about is misleading
• 35:41
  because there is tax on your overtime.
• 35:46
  There is tax on your tips under a certain amount.
• 35:49
  So if you make too much money in tips then you still pay taxes on
• 35:52
  it. But it's also like the
• 35:54
  dishwashers don't fucking get tips and like other people don't
• 35:57
  get tips. So it's like you're like it's,
• 35:58
  you're selective. It's like a regret.
• 36:00
  And it's only, it's only, it's only no tax up to a certain
• 36:04
  amount of tips. After that, you're taxed
• 36:05
  regularly. Now the no tax on overtime is
• 36:08
  misleading because let's say you're, you know, it's like time
• 36:12
  and 1/2, so you're 10 bucks an hour and then you're in overtime
• 36:15
  and it's 15. You still get taxed on the 10.
• 36:19
  You don't get taxed on the $5.00.
• 36:21
  So the time you don't get taxed on the halftime.
• 36:24
  So you could do 60 hours, you'd still get taxed regular tax for
• 36:29
  the 60 hours, but for that extra dollar difference in the time
• 36:33
  and a half, you don't get taxed on that.
• 36:36
  So you work 60 hours, you would get paid like as if you worked
• 36:40
  90. You get taxed on 60, don't get
• 36:43
  taxed on 30. No, if I worked 45 hours I would
• 36:49
  get taxed on 45 hours. But then the extra 5 if I did 10
• 36:53
  bucks an hour so it's time and 1/2 so it'd be 15.
• 36:56
  The extra $5.00 an hour I made on those extra 4 on those five
• 37:01
  hours. That's not tax.
• 37:02
  I was saying you'd you worked. OK, let's go back to that.
• 37:05
  Let's say you work 60 hours. Yep, 60 hours.
• 37:07
  OK, you work 60 hours. You're getting paid as if you
• 37:10
  worked 90. Correct.
• 37:14
  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
• 37:16
  So I'm just so the put it, when you put it that way, the 60
• 37:21
  hours are taxed normally and then the 30 hours that you got
• 37:27
  paid extra are not taxed. If you broke it out like that if
• 37:34
  because you're getting time and 1/2, so you're getting 90 hours
• 37:36
  of pay instead of 60 hours of pay.
• 37:38
  Yeah, but I mean it's like so 1/3 of that is still being
• 37:41
  taxed. 2/3. Two third yeah 2/3 of me is of
• 37:46
  it is still being taxed where they make it sound like none of
• 37:48
  it's being taxed. Right, right.
• 37:50
  Which is extremely misleading. But it's better than if the
• 37:57
  alternative was it was all getting taxed the same.
• 38:00
  Yeah. And it's just, yeah, whatever
• 38:06
  it's like, I don't need to, I don't need to do the work for
• 38:08
  you, you know, to like to if it, if it sounds better the way I'm
• 38:12
  saying it then. Yeah.
• 38:14
  I mean, no, I mean, it's not that it sounds better.
• 38:17
  I. Mean, And I'm not even against
• 38:18
  the way my whole thing is. I'm just pointing out that the
• 38:20
  one example that he used is that she made 5000 more dollars.
• 38:24
  Like what the fuck are we talking about?
• 38:26
  You know, it's like like that's Burrell, you know?
• 38:32
  Anyways, but what else were you saying about it?
• 38:34
  Whoa. And then you obviously brought
• 38:36
  out the men's hockey team, gave the citizens.
• 38:40
  What is it? The Star Freedom to the goalie
• 38:45
  for the US presidential. Medal of Freedom.
• 38:47
  Presidential Medal of Freedom to the goalie for the men's hockey
• 38:51
  team. There was a high school girl who
• 38:53
  ran away to be trans and then came back and now she has a full
• 38:57
  right scholarship to Liberty. They talked about her now
• 39:02
  obviously then there's like the, I don't mean it like in a bad
• 39:07
  way, but there's the low lying fruit.
• 39:09
  So there's a lot of it was like reaching out and trying to gain
• 39:13
  sympathy because he is so unlikable right now that it's
• 39:16
  like I'm going to tote out. I'm going to talk about the 100
• 39:19
  year old, you know, World War 2 pilot.
• 39:23
  I'm gonna talk of who's who's should have gotten the Medal of
• 39:25
  Honor forever ago. Finally gave him 1.
• 39:28
  So there was a lot of just like it was an award ceremony, man.
• 39:31
  Yeah, it was just jazz man's it. Was just one big fucking award
• 39:35
  ceremony. It was weird.
• 39:36
  He's not talking about the state of the fucking union 'cause
• 39:38
  it's, it's, you know, not going well, bitch.
• 39:43
  We're doing so much winning at for a lot of it.
• 39:45
  He was like yelling too. He was like shouting in the mic.
• 39:48
  I was like, whoa, bro, turn the volume down.
• 39:51
  All right, so this article goes, only one president in U.S.
• 39:55
  history has gone before Congress during the State of the Union
• 39:57
  and said the State of the Union was not good.
• 40:00
  It wasn't President Trump on Tuesday.
• 40:02
  It was Gerald Ford in 1975. But the country facing similar
• 40:06
  economic problems to today's. Including high prices.
• 40:10
  People continue to say that prices and the cost of living
• 40:12
  are the top of their concerns and they blame Trump's policies,
• 40:16
  particularly his tariffs for making things worse.
• 40:19
  But Trump to ignore these economic warts instead boasting
• 40:22
  that our nation is back and that he it's a turn it's a turn
• 40:26
  around for the ages. It all amounted to a family
• 40:29
  fairly standard Trump speech. It hit familiar notes on
• 40:32
  immigration and culture with Orion rate with was wide-ranging
• 40:37
  and record setting. The longest spoken State of the
• 40:39
  Union address in recent history at one hour and 48 minutes had
• 40:44
  an unusual amount of Trump's showmanship, Which is that's
• 40:48
  what I'm saying, it's super weird.
• 40:49
  Here are 5 things to take away from it.
• 40:51
  Trump ignored the difficulties people are facing with the
• 40:54
  economy. And that's true.
• 40:56
  Like he didn't talk about anything about fixing the
• 40:59
  economy necessarily anything substantive.
• 41:01
  And he talked about Trump RX. He dropped about, you know, the
• 41:05
  Trump bank accounts for kiddos. Like it was just like him
• 41:08
  rattling off a bunch of random shit, but he didn't talk about
• 41:12
  any more plans moving forward and how they want to to address
• 41:15
  these things. It was just like, look at all
• 41:17
  the stuff that I've. Done.
• 41:18
  And he would say and I didn't name it that, I promise.
• 41:22
  Promise. I didn't name it, they named.
• 41:24
  A really tall, a really tall smart guy sitting there in the
• 41:27
  3rd Rd. He did thank you and everybody
• 41:31
  going corny as fuck. Voters have been saying for a
• 41:37
  long time that prices and the cost of living are their top
• 41:39
  concerns. It is widely.
• 41:42
  It is largely what has landed Trump and the Republican
• 41:45
  Republican Party in a precarious position ahead of this year's
• 41:48
  midterm elections. And yet Trump largely ignored
• 41:51
  the economic hardships many are feeling.
• 41:54
  He gave a rosy outlooked out in the stock market, lower gas
• 41:57
  prices. But the reality is it's just not
• 42:00
  how voters are feeling. And Trump did not have, did not
• 42:04
  have an I feel your pain moment in the speech.
• 42:06
  His approval ratings are near the are at or near record lows.
• 42:11
  And voters are blaming his policies, particularly his
• 42:13
  tariffs, and for making things worse.
• 42:16
  In the speech, he doubled down on those tariffs with the
• 42:18
  Supreme Court justices sitting right in front of him.
• 42:21
  He criticized the ruling last weeks, said he will come up with
• 42:25
  alternative legal justifications for keeping them in place.
• 42:30
  Trump's midterm message is not new.
• 42:32
  This is number 2. There is no novel political
• 42:35
  message from the president. In the speech, Trump talked a
• 42:38
  lot about his political hobbyhorse, the rows of
• 42:41
  immigration, crime and culture wars.
• 42:44
  He tried to hit a reset button on immigration, focusing on
• 42:47
  border security crimes committed with gory.
• 42:52
  Yeah, he was with gory anecdotal detail.
• 42:55
  It's a Tri. It's a tactic that has been long
• 42:58
  employed by Trump, the GOP and conservative media to advocate
• 43:02
  against immigration, particularly when data doesn't
• 43:04
  back up allegations of higher levels of crimes committed by
• 43:08
  those in the country. Because if you're an immigrant,
• 43:10
  you're less likely to commit a crime than an American citizen.
• 43:14
  Big fact is there is no legislative agenda.
• 43:20
  There is no legislative agenda. Which is true.
• 43:22
  State of the Union addresses can sometimes descend into laundry
• 43:26
  list of things the president wants Congress to accomplish.
• 43:28
  Not this speech. There were only half.
• 43:31
  There were only half a dozen specific things Trump asked
• 43:34
  Congress to do. Codified Trump's attempts to
• 43:37
  lower drug prices, though it's unclear how.
• 43:40
  Stop it. Pass the Stop Insider Trading
• 43:43
  Act, which would restrict Wall Street trading by members of
• 43:45
  Congress and their spouses. Pass what the Trump called the
• 43:49
  Delilah Law that would ban commercial licenses, licenses
• 43:53
  for immigrants in the country without legal status.
• 43:56
  No shit. Yeah, but can.
• 43:59
  I just say this, OK, the article one of the Constitution, man,
• 44:03
  Congress makes the fucking laws. OK, The executive branch is the
• 44:07
  executor of the the the Constitution and laws.
• 44:12
  So they just go out and execute the laws made by Congress.
• 44:16
  It shouldn't be the fucking president telling Congress to do
• 44:18
  anything. It's the Congress telling the
• 44:20
  president here, here's the fucking shit.
• 44:22
  Go get it done. Restore funding to the
• 44:27
  Department of Homeland Security. After the killing of two
• 44:29
  Americans in Minnesota, Democrats refused to authorize
• 44:33
  new funding for them. Pass the SAVE Act, which will
• 44:36
  require proof of citizenship to vote.
• 44:38
  Proven instances of fraud, including by non citizens, are
• 44:41
  very rare. But Trump claims claims there is
• 44:44
  rampant cheating. It's something he has used to
• 44:46
  justify his 2020 election loss. Because he's just a fucking
• 44:50
  liar. The Democratic response had a
• 44:53
  wide range. There was little mini crash
• 44:56
  outs. I mean, that's what they want.
• 45:00
  That's what they want, is for them to get those reactions out
• 45:05
  of them, you know? Oh, I know, but Nancy Pelosi was
• 45:08
  like saying that they told him like either don't go or if you
• 45:12
  go just like don't give him like the fucking the clip.
• 45:15
  But some of them still reacted. But it, it, it wasn't like as
• 45:18
  bad, you know? Yeah, state union speeches have
• 45:23
  turned from state and Russiaist in the past 16 years.
• 45:27
  Outbursts and protests have become more common.
• 45:31
  Democrat. Some Democrats poor, crowded,
• 45:34
  boycotted. Others, like Minnesota Rep Ilhan
• 45:36
  Omar, shouted at the president about things she found
• 45:39
  outrageous during his speech. Representative Al Green of Texas
• 45:43
  carried a sign that read Black people aren't apes, a reference
• 45:46
  to Trump's social media post. I mean.
• 45:49
  He he was the one who got kicked out.
• 45:51
  That's two He's back-to-back. I don't know if he got kicked
• 45:55
  out here. I'm saying yeah, before he he.
• 45:57
  Yeah, he got kicked out here too.
• 45:58
  He got kicked out pretty quickly.
• 46:01
  Yes. Like if you're going to get
• 46:02
  kicked out like I, you might as well get like, let me go quick.
• 46:05
  I don't want to like sit around for this.
• 46:07
  No, this will likely matter much politically because of the views
• 46:11
  of Trump's are baked in, try to reset with the nation.
• 46:14
  But it's a tall order when the views about him are so baked in.
• 46:17
  And that's really what it came off as is him trying to be like,
• 46:20
  look, oh, we got these guys who won gold and oh, I'm honoring
• 46:23
  all these service members. He was doing things to like get
• 46:26
  gain sympathy points, gain human points.
• 46:31
  That's all he did. He didn't do anything of any.
• 46:34
  He didn't talk about anything of real substance.
• 46:37
  He rattled off a bunch of stuff, called people crazy, cracked
• 46:40
  jokes, and then just started introducing random fucking
• 46:43
  people left and right. Like where it says like the
• 46:45
  crazy Democrats with those crazy people that was like in the pre
• 46:48
  written notes. They're like the pre written
• 46:50
  speech that they hand out. Yeah, that's that's like not
• 46:53
  even a math living, but dude, I mean, come on guy, who gives a
• 46:59
  shit? Fuck this dude.
• 47:01
  What's your favorite State of the Union since you're such a
• 47:04
  connoisseur? I mean.
• 47:07
  The union moment because I just. I have one guy too.
• 47:16
  It's probably whenever. It's probably I miss.
• 47:24
  I liked whenever our boy Santos is that one State of the Union.
• 47:32
  Yeah, like mine was when Obama, it's like in a second term.
• 47:37
  And he's like, he's saying something and he's like, and I
• 47:39
  don't have any more elections to run.
• 47:41
  And all the Republicans get up and they start clapping.
• 47:44
  And he goes, that's because I've won both of mine.
• 47:48
  And then all the Democrats get up and just start like heckling
• 47:50
  the Republicans like this mic drop moment.
• 47:55
  Yeah, but that's like corny. That's no it was corny for the
• 47:59
  Republicans. No corny for them to do it for.
• 48:02
  Sure, but that's what I'm saying.
• 48:03
  But if Obama did like just just always on point to show how
• 48:08
  quick he is, like, you know, it's like when they throw him
• 48:10
  the basketball and when he's in front of like the the Marines
• 48:12
  and he just drains the three pointer of.
• 48:14
  Course lefty lefty shot of. Course he's fucking dead like
• 48:17
  it. It's Barack.
• 48:18
  Yeah, Barack Hussein. So I mean, the whole thing was
• 48:25
  really rough to watch. And there was really no
• 48:27
  substance or any discussion of anything realistic.
• 48:32
  Obviously, there was no mention of the Epstein files, no
• 48:35
  mentions of the victims that they brought.
• 48:37
  Yeah. You don't stand for the American
• 48:40
  citizens as I get the fucking Epstein victims in there.
• 48:43
  You won't even fucking release like these.
• 48:45
  Like you'll release their names. So what's really funny too is
• 48:48
  there's a lot of people that you see like in his cabinet or
• 48:52
  people that are in his administration that are failed
• 48:55
  politicians who lost their elections, lost their
• 48:59
  governorships in like Georgia or lost, you know, and then they
• 49:02
  just they just continue to attach themselves to him.
• 49:05
  And then he brought them into the fold after he got re
• 49:07
  elected. So I found that pretty funny.
• 49:09
  Remember, it would show like the people sitting in front.
• 49:11
  I'm like, oh, that ass hat's still around.
• 49:13
  Like you'd just see it's just like a who's who of failed
• 49:18
  failed mega stars. That's what these authority like
• 49:21
  these dictator wannabe dictators do, is you surround yourself
• 49:24
  with people who would never be there in any other circumstance
• 49:29
  or, you know, or they like are clean, you know, like are hungry
• 49:33
  for, you know, power or, or desperate because the, you know,
• 49:37
  they're on the outs and they want to be in the inner circle.
• 49:39
  Yeah. It's like the weak, the
• 49:41
  vulnerable. It's like nobody who's going to
• 49:43
  challenge you, but everybody who's, like, going to be loyal
• 49:46
  to you because they know that they would, you know, wouldn't
• 49:48
  be there without you. Yeah.
• 49:50
  I mean, it's a smart, it's a smart move, but you normally
• 49:56
  it's smart to do that with smart people just doing it with like
• 49:59
  morons. Well, it's got to be a lot of
• 50:02
  morons, but I mean, there's some, I mean, you know, Steve,
• 50:05
  Steven Miller, I mean, I don't know.
• 50:08
  Well, there's some evil smart. People, that's what I'm saying.
• 50:12
  And then there's stupid people. Right, we're looking at you,
• 50:16
  Christy. No dog killer with the bad
• 50:19
  filler. Article from BBC From Quinton
• 50:23
  Somerville fears everywhere BBC reports from the Mexican city
• 50:28
  turned into a war zone, which is crazy.
• 50:32
  Mexico's president praised the special forces for bringing down
• 50:35
  the country's most wanted man. Drug Lord Nismo Osiguero
• 50:40
  Cervantes, better known as El Mencho, died in custody Sunday
• 50:45
  shortly after being captured amid a bloody firefight in
• 50:48
  Jalisco. But the BBC found in another
• 50:52
  Mexican cartel hotspot in the northern part of the Sinaloa
• 50:56
  state, there is a vacuum left by the removal of a powerful leader
• 51:00
  that can trigger a surge in violence and warning.
• 51:04
  Get out of here. BBC is trying to make me what?
• 51:08
  I'm not paying for this. Since when?
• 51:12
  Why do I have to subscribe to continue?
• 51:16
  What? When did they start doing this?
• 51:21
  No, no, I mean I'm, I'm, I was wide open, homie.
• 51:23
  Well, you can read it. Some bullshit BBC.
• 51:27
  I don't know where you stopped. I'm telling you, these British
• 51:31
  people, you know what I'm. Saying.
• 51:34
  Where? Where'd you stop?
• 51:36
  What's the second paragraph I stopped where he talked about
• 51:39
  how there is a power back you left.
• 51:43
  And the were you doing the bold? Yeah.
• 51:47
  OK, the vacuum left by the removal of a powerful cartel
• 51:54
  leader can trigger a surge in violence as warring factions
• 51:57
  battle for control. The fear is everywhere and the
• 52:01
  fear is constant, said paramedic Hector Torres, 53, from the
• 52:04
  front seat of the ambulance in Kulikan.
• 52:08
  We had just come from the scene of a shooting inside a garage in
• 52:11
  the city center. The owner was lying dead in his
• 52:14
  office, blood spreading across the white tiled floor.
• 52:17
  As Hector and the other paramedic, Julio Cesar Vega, 28,
• 52:21
  entered the premises, a woman ran in, wailing.
• 52:24
  She was the man's wife, but there was nothing to be done.
• 52:27
  Hector checked for vitals and then placed a paper blanket over
• 52:29
  the corpse. For the last year and a half,
• 52:31
  the Sinaloa cartel, one of the world's largest and most feared
• 52:35
  drug gangs, has been at war with itself after the son of one of
• 52:38
  its leaders betrayed another. The removal of that cartel
• 52:41
  leader Ishmael El Mayo El Mayo Zambada, who's now in prison in
• 52:46
  the US, has robbed mayhem across Sinaloa and provides a warning
• 52:50
  of the dangers facing the country.
• 52:52
  So you know, El Mayo is hardcore.
• 52:55
  They were looking for that guy for for fucking ever.
• 52:59
  Like we talked about him when he got caught.
• 53:00
  Like he like some people didn't barely knew what he looked like.
• 53:04
  Like in the shadows type. Fucking dude.
• 53:08
  Hector said the violence in Kulikan had never been so bad or
• 53:13
  gone on for so long. Last year their number of call
• 53:16
  outs increased by over 70%. But in Week 1, in the week I'm
• 53:22
  sorry, but in the week I spent with Hector and Julio, almost
• 53:25
  every incident they responded to ended the same way, with a dead
• 53:28
  body in a building or by the side of the road and grief
• 53:31
  stricken relatives nearby asking for answers.
• 53:34
  Few cartel victims survive and nowhere is safe.
• 53:37
  Schools, hospitals and even funerals have been attacked.
• 53:40
  Sinaloa Cartel was like a family.
• 53:42
  Everyone was united in a single cartel.
• 53:44
  They were friends, they ate at the same table table, Hector
• 53:47
  explained. They were like brothers,
• 53:48
  parents, uncles, sisters and suddenly they were fighting and
• 53:53
  locked in a deadly feud. He said that family business was
• 53:56
  built into a billion dollar enterprise producing the deadly
• 53:59
  drug fentanyl and flooding US streets with opioids which have
• 54:02
  cost 10s of thousands of lives. U.S.
• 54:05
  President Donald Trump declared the cartel and others terrorist
• 54:08
  organizations and labeled fentanyl a weapon of mass
• 54:11
  destruction. He threatened Mexico with direct
• 54:13
  military action if it doesn't bring the drug and the
• 54:16
  traffickers under control. Both Hector and Julio were
• 54:19
  wearing body armor, 14kg of Kevlar and armored plate and
• 54:24
  armor plate. Julio said it was essential.
• 54:26
  We don't know if the people responsible for the attacks are
• 54:29
  still at the scene or if they completed their objective and
• 54:31
  suddenly disappeared. So we've run the risk of being
• 54:34
  caught in the crossfire of an attack and getting injured.
• 54:36
  The sun was beginning to set as we drove back to the paramedic
• 54:39
  base in a city that once came alive at night would soon be
• 54:43
  deserted. Traffic was slow.
• 54:45
  The Mexican government has sent thousands of troops to Sinaloa
• 54:49
  and they set up checkpoints on the most of the roads.
• 54:52
  It turned out that when the garage owner was killed, three
• 54:54
  men were kidnapped from the premises.
• 54:56
  At the same time, the heavily armed soldiers and marines were
• 54:59
  checking cars for any sign of them.
• 55:01
  Kidnapping and Coolican can be a fate worse than death.
• 55:05
  Earlier in the week, a body had been found dumped on the
• 55:07
  pavement outside one of the main shopping malls.
• 55:10
  From the state of the victims corpus clear, he'd been
• 55:12
  tortured. His body was intact with the
• 55:14
  school had been flayed and his eyes removed.
• 55:17
  A sign was left with the corpse in large lettering, a message
• 55:20
  from one cartel faction to another.
• 55:22
  It accused the dead man of being a traitor and came with a
• 55:25
  warning. We are coming for the rest of
• 55:27
  you. Coolican is a prosperous city
• 55:29
  full of shopping malls, need parks and fancy car dealerships.
• 55:32
  Outside the mall, a man in a black cycling gear stopped in
• 55:35
  the rush hour traffic to stare at the police, placed the
• 55:38
  remains of a man into a body bag.
• 55:40
  Next day, the body of another victim, mutilated in the same
• 55:43
  way, was left by the main road heading north outside the city.
• 55:46
  When the forensic team lifted the accompanying sign, it was
• 55:49
  difficult to read. Blood ran down its surface and
• 55:52
  puddled in its gravel verge. Do you want me to keep reading
• 55:55
  this? I mean this is just.
• 55:59
  I mean, the ship fucking popped the fuck off like I did.
• 56:03
  I mean, this is like dark, dark, but like I saw like a meme and
• 56:08
  it like had like the explosions or like cars on fire in Mexico
• 56:11
  and it said, someone tell Erica Bush this is how you mourn like
• 56:16
  a assassination of your husband or something like that.
• 56:20
  Oh, Erica Kirk Yeah, that's pretty hardcore.
• 56:23
  I mean, but that's what happens every time is one of these guys
• 56:26
  gets dropped off and there's a power vacuum.
• 56:28
  It gets super vicious. The most vicious people take
• 56:30
  over this guy. El Mencho's kind of fucking
• 56:33
  stupid because they've been looking for this guy for
• 56:36
  forever. And you know how he got caught?
• 56:39
  Allegedly it wasn't even his girls, their only fans model he
• 56:43
  was hanging out with for a while and fucking and then she like
• 56:46
  was in public with her in a club.
• 56:48
  There's photos of them out like the night or two before where
• 56:51
  she's wearing like his bulletproof vest with like and
• 56:55
  it looks like an FBI one, but it's got the you know, it's like
• 57:00
  CJ, like SC on it, you know, for like whatever they are seen
• 57:07
  Willa cartel. But like she's like photographed
• 57:10
  with him in public and that's who turned him in.
• 57:12
  She like tipped them where he was and that's how they found
• 57:15
  him. And then he got scooped up and
• 57:17
  he was alive when they took him into custody.
• 57:19
  And he died on his way to Mexico.
• 57:21
  And then he died on his way. Yeah, and then they started
• 57:25
  blowing shit up across like the entire fucking.
• 57:28
  Oh, I mean, there were, I mean, there's still to this day,
• 57:31
  there's Americans that are trapped down there.
• 57:34
  We were on vacation. Yeah, what I heard was that this
• 57:37
  was basically like, Trump wanted blood.
• 57:40
  He wanted, yeah, he wanted somebody's head.
• 57:42
  And they knew that like, if by doing this, it's like going to
• 57:45
  cause all this fucking violence, but they're like, just to
• 57:48
  appease Trump and be like, yeah, we're doing something.
• 57:51
  So they did this like knowing it's going to like cause more
• 57:55
  problems than it's solving. Yeah, I mean, but they are
• 57:59
  continuing to put pressure on it, which I got to give them
• 58:02
  credit for that. But I mean, these guys, they
• 58:07
  have like their own Special forces teams.
• 58:09
  There's like tons of different groups.
• 58:11
  There's like Las Zetas. The Zetas are like former
• 58:15
  military and Special Forces guy that just guys that just
• 58:18
  deserted and they have like tanks, they have helicopters
• 58:22
  with missiles. Like these guys have some crazy
• 58:24
  wild shit to where if they want to go into a full, if all the
• 58:27
  cartels got together had a full-fledged war with all of
• 58:31
  their stuff against the Mexican army, they'd probably lose, but
• 58:35
  they would do some serious fucking damage like these guys
• 58:39
  like and now with what they're saying is we're watching.
• 58:42
  The The thing is, we have air superiority like it's a.
• 58:45
  Well, that's us I'm talking about.
• 58:46
  I'm not. I'm taking the US out of the
• 58:48
  equation, just the Mexican special forces in the military
• 58:51
  versus the cartels. There are people that are in the
• 58:54
  military that leave and steal all their shit and then go join.
• 58:59
  Like I can like I can see like a prolonged or horrific like
• 59:03
  insurgency, but like as far as like.
• 59:07
  They have like Apcs. Like they went up.
• 59:09
  I know, I understand they have like a lot of shit.
• 59:10
  I'm just saying like but. Do you know what that an APC is
• 59:13
  like? It's just a tank with really no
• 59:16
  guns on it that you just put people in and then you drive.
• 59:19
  Through buildings and they just open.
• 59:20
  Up Yeah. Oh yeah, they have a lot of like
• 59:23
  real. That's what they've been using a
• 59:24
  lot of his drones. They've been attacking Mexican
• 59:26
  military and special forces with like rudimentary drone setups
• 59:30
  and stuff like they're doing some crazy shit.
• 59:32
  But I mean, I saw a comment and it's kind of true.
• 59:35
  We're watching this like young generation of cartel people have
• 59:39
  the biggest crash out in the entire world.
• 59:41
  That's basically what they're doing right now is their boss
• 59:43
  got captured, he got killed. Now they're all kind of crashing
• 59:47
  the fuck out and nobody's safe. And that's like literally that's
• 59:53
  normally there are people that are safe.
• 59:56
  Normally there's like no, like we leave these people alone.
• 59:58
  We fuck with these people. Nobody's safe, airports,
• 1:00:01
  whatever they can. They're just fucking everything
• 1:00:04
  up anywhere they can, ambushing people anytime they can.
• 1:00:08
  And I don't think people in America, some of them don't
• 1:00:10
  realize it's not like the cartels are all living in some.
• 1:00:14
  Big mansion in the jungle with guards walking around with guns
• 1:00:18
  like that exists for like El Mayo, El Mencho, for some of
• 1:00:21
  these dudes that are the heads of the cartels.
• 1:00:23
  They have these compounds, but they have 10s of thousands of
• 1:00:27
  people just, you know, living in like, studio apartments in
• 1:00:31
  Mexico City. Foot soldiers.
• 1:00:33
  Yeah, I mean, you know, that's one of the hardest, one of the
• 1:00:36
  biggest problems they had with catching Pablo Escobar was like,
• 1:00:39
  everybody was in on it. It's like, oh, my son's a
• 1:00:42
  lawyer. Who paid for your kid to go to
• 1:00:43
  law school? Pablo Escobar did.
• 1:00:45
  That's who paid. He built the the the hospital my
• 1:00:49
  kid was born in, and he owns the milking milk bottling company
• 1:00:54
  that my husband works for. Like the level that they
• 1:00:57
  ingratiate themselves with the people and the public.
• 1:01:00
  They become these like Robin Hood figures for them that even
• 1:01:03
  though they do these horrible things, they're like a more
• 1:01:06
  likable Tony Soprano where they're.
• 1:01:09
  Like, I mean, that's that's the same thing with Maduro and you
• 1:01:12
  know, Hugo Chavez before him, same fucking thing.
• 1:01:15
  It's like you just you, you hand out, you hand out money to poor
• 1:01:19
  people and. But with Hugo Chavez and with
• 1:01:22
  Maduro, like those guys were the heads of their state at one
• 1:01:25
  point. These guys are not.
• 1:01:26
  These guys are fucking gangsters.
• 1:01:29
  They're, they're, they're drug dealers.
• 1:01:31
  They're, you know, they're big. They're, they're loud,
• 1:01:34
  boisterous, obnoxious, flashy drug dealers.
• 1:01:38
  Like there's no way anybody in the United States could flash
• 1:01:42
  the amount of wealth that they do and do the crazy shit that
• 1:01:45
  they do on social media and not be taken down.
• 1:01:48
  So it's like this weird ecosystem that exists down
• 1:01:51
  there. So yes, you are right.
• 1:01:53
  By doing that, I'm sure some of it is to appease Trump and get
• 1:01:56
  them off of his ass and have them kind of like have him back
• 1:02:00
  up a little bit and telling them what to do.
• 1:02:02
  But yes, it does create this power vacuum which is super
• 1:02:06
  deadly, super dangerous. And any, and that's true for any
• 1:02:10
  moment in time in history when you have some these big imposing
• 1:02:14
  authority figures, be him in elected public office or not,
• 1:02:19
  you see them, whatever those people do leave.
• 1:02:21
  When you see a Chavez, when you see some of those other people
• 1:02:24
  leave too, there's a massive power vacuum and then it gets
• 1:02:27
  filled and with and I don't know why we think it'll be any
• 1:02:31
  different in the 50 something. It's why we used to stop.
• 1:02:35
  We stopped resume change. We stopped assassinations.
• 1:02:38
  You know, it's like you never know what the fuck's going to
• 1:02:40
  happen next. You could get a worse outcome
• 1:02:43
  next. It's like you don't just like
• 1:02:45
  take people out and then just fingers crossed in like a nation
• 1:02:51
  state setting. I'm not saying you don't take
• 1:02:54
  this guy out and you know, just because like they're you know,
• 1:02:57
  they're going to crash out and you know, you know, whatever
• 1:03:01
  cartel Max cartel maxing and just blow up like, you know,
• 1:03:05
  like a bunch of shit for no reason, but it's just like it's
• 1:03:09
  awesome. I don't know, I used to not have
• 1:03:15
  a problem with the cartels until the fentanyl, You know, it's
• 1:03:19
  like like I'm here, but we need people.
• 1:03:22
  We need the people producing the cocaine like I need.
• 1:03:25
  We need these people like viable.
• 1:03:28
  Because if I ever wanted when and I get the inkling to do some
• 1:03:35
  cocaine, some Bolivian marching powder, I want it to be.
• 1:03:41
  Some Archie Bunker. I want it.
• 1:03:42
  I want it to be on point like Stacey Adams.
• 1:03:47
  I mean, that's fair. But but fentanyl to me is like,
• 1:03:53
  like it's funny because I don't know if funny is the right word,
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  but like Trump naming it a weapon of mass destruction.
• 1:03:59
  So I've been saying that too. It's like this shit's more
• 1:04:01
  deadly than anthrax. Like how the fuck is this like a
• 1:04:04
  drug and not like a fucking chemical weapon, dude?
• 1:04:08
  And then like Trump probably named a weapon of mass
• 1:04:11
  destruction for his own fucking reasons.
• 1:04:12
  So you can go after like Maduro, who's literally never sold
• 1:04:16
  fentanyl ever, but just claiming he does.
• 1:04:18
  And then you know, but fennel, I mean, I don't know how else you
• 1:04:22
  would describe it. Did you like a fucking like a
• 1:04:25
  little tiny like grain of salt size of fennel could just like
• 1:04:29
  kill you and an elephant like get the fuck out of here.
• 1:04:34
  Yeah. I mean, obviously it has medical
• 1:04:36
  applications that people use it for.
• 1:04:41
  Right. But I mean like as far as the
• 1:04:42
  street drug, are you fucking kidding?
• 1:04:44
  No, it's a street drug. It's fucking crazy.
• 1:04:45
  Right. It's just this is probably the
• 1:04:50
  other drugs is like, it's like you can't even get like normal
• 1:04:54
  drugs like without worrying about fentanyl, like you're
• 1:04:57
  ruining it for everybody. That's a thing though.
• 1:05:00
  So obviously drinking and a lot of those things are on the
• 1:05:03
  decline for the younger generations, but there's that's
• 1:05:07
  a whole thing where they make them, they test it like there's
• 1:05:10
  kids that they buy test kits on Amazon and test it.
• 1:05:14
  There's vending machines out here where you can get free
• 1:05:15
  fentanyl test strips. Yeah, and they'll test it out to
• 1:05:18
  make sure there's no fentanyl in it before they buy coke or buy
• 1:05:22
  whatever it is that they're buying.
• 1:05:23
  The the last time I was buying coke, the dealer had the strips.
• 1:05:25
  He was like he would test it and I was like, I trust you bro, I'm
• 1:05:29
  a millennial. Like I probably shouldn't test
• 1:05:35
  it. I didn't realize how I'm.
• 1:05:36
  A millennial like my drugs with a little bit of mystery.
• 1:05:38
  Well, yeah, just like I'd like to pretend there's no fentanyl
• 1:05:42
  in the world. Yeah, no.
• 1:05:44
  And that's, yeah, it is pretty nuts, but we'll see.
• 1:05:49
  I mean, this isn't going to stop.
• 1:05:50
  I mean, and whenever it does stop, somebody's going to come
• 1:05:53
  out in charge, I guess. Allegedly the new leader of the
• 1:05:57
  cartel is like his son or like his nephew or some fucking kid.
• 1:06:02
  But they're all stupid like they.
• 1:06:04
  Is it Lil Mencho? Lil Mencho Menchito.
• 1:06:09
  Menchito. Like that little, little mencho
• 1:06:16
  manche la Tito. And it's like baby like TV tiny,
• 1:06:19
  you know? What I'm saying Joseph Manchito.
• 1:06:28
  Manchito. I do anything for Manchito, I
• 1:06:31
  blow up Puerto Vallarta. I blow.
• 1:06:33
  Sorry, that's what. They're saying like, like even
• 1:06:37
  the resorts aren't safe. Like all of them.
• 1:06:40
  Like nothing safe. Like I saw him when they were
• 1:06:42
  like listing him off and just like went like across Mexico.
• 1:06:45
  It's like each province. It's like from Baja California
• 1:06:49
  to fucking Cancun. On the Baja with Jesse.
• 1:06:52
  Careful dude. He might have taken Jesse's
• 1:06:56
  probably blown up. He.
• 1:06:58
  Probably took out Mencho himself.
• 1:07:01
  He wouldn't do that. He wouldn't do that.
• 1:07:05
  Yes, he was. He's not a narc.
• 1:07:10
  Maybe, maybe he took his leather jacket.
• 1:07:12
  He took my jacket like maybe he's like took his leather.
• 1:07:15
  Jacket you know that's what we need to get to to talk to the
• 1:07:18
  bail Ladeshians. It's Jesse.
• 1:07:21
  Jesse, he'll be our. Manager.
• 1:07:24
  Yeah, yeah. He can represent us with the
• 1:07:26
  with the Bangladesh congregation.
• 1:07:30
  He'll be our PR director. Yeah, just just handle it, bro.
• 1:07:34
  We'll give him power of it, certainly.
• 1:07:36
  Is he like a far left Steve Bannon?
• 1:07:39
  Far left. And like, grungy greasiness.
• 1:07:43
  You Bannon is a disingenuous piece of shit.
• 1:07:45
  You produce Seinfeld and then wears 3 fucking button gowns and
• 1:07:49
  smells like shit. It is wild that he produced
• 1:07:54
  Seinfeld. And I think her it.
• 1:07:57
  Makes me mad. And by produced I mean like he
• 1:08:01
  was the money man, like one of them.
• 1:08:06
  Yeah. But his name's on the fucking
• 1:08:08
  credits, I think. I hate that.
• 1:08:14
  Steven, if he was just come to our side, bro, be diabolical for
• 1:08:18
  the right, for the right team, which is the left team.
• 1:08:21
  Article #3 from the AP Cuba says 4 killed in speedboat shooting
• 1:08:26
  or attempting to infiltrate the country Havana Cuba's government
• 1:08:30
  said late Wednesday that 10 passengers on a boat that opened
• 1:08:33
  fired on its soldiers were armed on its soldiers were armed.
• 1:08:37
  Cubans living in the US And we're trying to infiltrate the
• 1:08:40
  island and unleash terrorism. The announcement came hours
• 1:08:44
  after Cuba said its soldiers killed 4 people and wounded six
• 1:08:47
  others aboard a Florida registered speed boat that had
• 1:08:50
  entered Cuban waters and an open fire on soldiers first, injuring
• 1:08:54
  one officer. Cuba's government said the
• 1:08:57
  majority of the 10 people on the boat have a known history of
• 1:09:00
  criminal activity and violence. The story is so weird to me.
• 1:09:06
  The Secretary of State, Marco Rubio, who notoriously hates
• 1:09:09
  Cubans, has told reporters. Earlier, back the fuck up.
• 1:09:13
  He is Cuban. Yeah, he hates.
• 1:09:15
  He hates the Cuban government. H Cuban Rubio told reporters
• 1:09:20
  earlier that he was made aware of the incident and that the US
• 1:09:23
  is now gathering its own information to determine if they
• 1:09:26
  were victims, were American citizens or permanent residents.
• 1:09:29
  We have various different elements of the US government
• 1:09:32
  that are trying to identify elements of the story that may
• 1:09:35
  not, that may not be provided to us now.
• 1:09:38
  You said elements twice in two sentences.
• 1:09:40
  I don't trust you. Rubio said that while at the
• 1:09:43
  airport at Saint Kitts, where he was attending a regional summer
• 1:09:48
  with Caribbean leaders, Cuban government identified 2 of the
• 1:09:52
  boat passengers as a Miguel Sanchez Gonzalez and Leo Leo Don
• 1:09:58
  Enrique Cruz Gomez, who are wanted by the Cuban authorities
• 1:10:02
  based off of their involvement in promotion, planning,
• 1:10:05
  organization, financing, support or Commission of actions carried
• 1:10:10
  out in the national territory or in other countries in connection
• 1:10:14
  with acts of terrorism. Good Lord.
• 1:10:17
  What, like they know exactly who these fools are, but like, it's
• 1:10:21
  like four dudes from Florida came here with guns shooting.
• 1:10:25
  We had to kill them. This is so SUS SUS SUS.
• 1:10:30
  If somebody, if some, you know what makes it SUS too is that
• 1:10:33
  it's like they're one in four authorities based on their this
• 1:10:36
  is the longest shit ever based on their involvement in the
• 1:10:38
  promotion, planning, organization, financing,
• 1:10:41
  support, or commissions of actions carried out in the
• 1:10:44
  national territory or in other countries in connection with
• 1:10:48
  acts of terrorism. And then, and then here they are
• 1:10:52
  coming to do some terrorism. They just named off like
• 1:10:56
  anything promotion, planning, organizing, financing, support
• 1:11:01
  or Commission of actions carried out.
• 1:11:04
  Like that's crazy. They're just like, I mean, look,
• 1:11:07
  Cuban government's for. Me this is this sounds like like
• 1:11:10
  this is either like this is CIA and shit got went wrong.
• 1:11:16
  This is like some inside Cuban bullshit and they're trying to
• 1:11:19
  like, say this boat came from Florida or this is like a false
• 1:11:26
  flag or something for Trump to to then like escalate shit on
• 1:11:31
  Cuba. Yeah, highly unusual shootout.
• 1:11:34
  Trump's top diplomat refused to speculate on what happened,
• 1:11:37
  saying it'll be a wide range of things that the US will not
• 1:11:40
  solely rely on what the Cuban authorities have provided this
• 1:11:43
  so far, probably smart. Suffice to say, it is highly
• 1:11:46
  unusual to see shootouts in open seas like that.
• 1:11:49
  It's not something we see everyday.
• 1:11:51
  It's something, frankly, that hasn't happened to in Cuba in a
• 1:11:54
  very long time. But that's from Rubio.
• 1:11:58
  We've been going around blowing up people on boats all in the
• 1:12:02
  Caribbean. That's what I'm saying.
• 1:12:05
  So we're shocked somebody and one of them like shocked one of
• 1:12:08
  our like get the fuck out of. Here, it's not one of ours,
• 1:12:10
  though. It's like that's this whole
• 1:12:12
  thing is murky. It's like these.
• 1:12:14
  It's a Florida registered boat, so they're the boat was
• 1:12:17
  registered to Florida. Right, right.
• 1:12:18
  And again, that's Cuba wants to make sure that they that is
• 1:12:22
  mentioned, right? But then also they know who two
• 1:12:25
  of these dudes are and they're all they're like wanted for
• 1:12:30
  terrorism. And then they just knew they
• 1:12:33
  were coming up on this boat, like with, you know, the, I
• 1:12:36
  don't know. Well, I'm sure they blew them up
• 1:12:38
  and then they captured the people that were on the boat,
• 1:12:42
  probably got the dead bodies, and they're like, hey, I know
• 1:12:44
  this fucking guy. Right.
• 1:12:46
  But I'm just saying why the why was the confrontation popped off
• 1:12:49
  in the fucking first place? Because.
• 1:12:51
  There's probably some random ass boat coming into Cuban waters.
• 1:12:55
  OK, you don't just you then you just you just take, you take it
• 1:12:58
  over and whatever that it's called, you've.
• 1:13:02
  Comedy of the shit. Comedy board board that shit I.
• 1:13:06
  Mean. I guess I mean.
• 1:13:08
  Board that shit homie. You might get drone striked
• 1:13:11
  from. Stephen Miller, you don't just
• 1:13:14
  fucking just like just add a like they said, this hasn't
• 1:13:18
  happened in a long time. Just Willy nilly.
• 1:13:21
  The one boat you picked up, it happened to be a bunch of
• 1:13:23
  Terry's on it. What happened?
• 1:13:25
  Froggy. A bunch of Terry's getting
• 1:13:26
  Froggy. What happened?
• 1:13:27
  What happened the last time a bunch of random boats, speed
• 1:13:30
  boats are flying in to Cuba? It was a Bay of Pigs.
• 1:13:33
  That's. What I'm?
• 1:13:34
  Saying so, I mean, but but it's it's it's understandable this
• 1:13:40
  devil's advocate understandable why.
• 1:13:43
  Yeah, me too. But it's understandable why some
• 1:13:45
  of these countries would be hypersensitive to any boats from
• 1:13:48
  America flying into their country in their in their
• 1:13:51
  protected water space. That's not shocking, like
• 1:13:55
  because of the way we've been acting in the region and acting
• 1:13:59
  and blowing up people and fishing boats, I'm sure.
• 1:14:02
  Again, these are like Cuban nationals.
• 1:14:04
  I don't. They don't know that.
• 1:14:05
  They just know there was a boat. They named them.
• 1:14:07
  They named. Them after they killed them
• 1:14:09
  after the so. So that means they they might
• 1:14:11
  have figured out who they were after the fact, but they said
• 1:14:13
  they shot at their ship. So then they blew them the fuck
• 1:14:16
  up. I don't know.
• 1:14:18
  I'm just saying we can't be surprised that if a boat from
• 1:14:21
  America rolls up onto into Venezuela and it's going to be
• 1:14:25
  lying it into Venezuelan waters. How big is this boat?
• 1:14:30
  10 people, probably not that big but we've blown up smaller
• 1:14:33
  boats. Fucking speed boats rolling in
• 1:14:36
  you got. I'm just saying we've been
• 1:14:37
  blowing. Up.
• 1:14:38
  In that area, in that area, we reap what we sow and the way
• 1:14:42
  we've been. Saying we quit Saying we.
• 1:14:46
  The US government, so we can't be shocked.
• 1:14:50
  We can't be shocked if they're blowing up a boat that comes
• 1:14:53
  from the US. They don't know that.
• 1:14:55
  It's not that. They just see a boat coming into
• 1:14:57
  their waters and they shoot it the fuck up.
• 1:15:00
  Bro bro you are just taking this way to literally from them.
• 1:15:06
  No, I'm just no, I'm not saying that it's just Q I'm.
• 1:15:08
  Saying any doubt, I'm saying that I doubt that's what
• 1:15:11
  happened. I'm I highly doubt it too, but
• 1:15:14
  what I am. Saying wasn't just some boat
• 1:15:16
  drive. What?
• 1:15:16
  I'm saying is big picture. We've been do blowing up other
• 1:15:20
  people's boats, Venezuelan boats.
• 1:15:22
  I think I think this is something else.
• 1:15:25
  No, but I'm yeah, it's something else.
• 1:15:27
  But we also can't act like in some way that that these can't
• 1:15:30
  be this can't our actions can't correlate to people taking
• 1:15:34
  action against our boats. That's what I'm.
• 1:15:36
  Saying, but it also could be like a.
• 1:15:39
  It's probably bullshit. False flag.
• 1:15:42
  It's a way to get it's, you know, it's like when we, the
• 1:15:45
  Germans sunk our fucking boat to get us into the war.
• 1:15:49
  World War One. Yeah, Come on, Pearl Harbor.
• 1:15:55
  Come on. What Cuba's trying to get in the
• 1:15:57
  war into a war with the US. Donald Trump's trying to get
• 1:16:00
  into war with Cuba. So he just sent them down there
• 1:16:02
  and was like, go blow them up, get them blown up.
• 1:16:09
  Send them in there. Shoot some Americans, give me a
• 1:16:13
  reason. Shoot some Americans who aren't
• 1:16:17
  actually Americans. Like keeping dissidents.
• 1:16:19
  They might be permanent residents because that makes a
• 1:16:22
  difference. For him, it does.
• 1:16:24
  No, I know it does. That's like we're looking into
• 1:16:26
  it. We're trying to figure out what
• 1:16:27
  their status was. Like, give me a reason, but I
• 1:16:30
  don't want to. Like you know how many real
• 1:16:33
  Americans dead? Yeah, those ones that really
• 1:16:36
  want to be poser Americans, that's who we put out there.
• 1:16:40
  Expendable Americans. Jesus final article because it
• 1:16:48
  was all heavy energy habits. The energy habits that cause the
• 1:16:56
  most family arguments. A new study lifts the lid on
• 1:16:59
  energy habits most likely to start an argument in the UK
• 1:17:03
  household. I feel like it applies
• 1:17:06
  everywhere, but it's from Skype. Breakfast tastes like shit
• 1:17:10
  again. On a day when energy bills are
• 1:17:13
  making headlines, we thought we'd share some research on
• 1:17:16
  energy habits that lead to the most household arguments.
• 1:17:19
  I'm going to read the most common household argument
• 1:17:22
  arguments. Leaving lights on in empty
• 1:17:24
  rooms. 44% of people argue about this is you really have to
• 1:17:28
  argue. I feel like you just turn the
• 1:17:29
  lights off if you're not in the fucking room.
• 1:17:34
  How would you turn the lights off if you weren't in the room?
• 1:17:37
  Well, when you leave the room, you'd turn off the lights.
• 1:17:39
  Right. And the argument is when people
• 1:17:41
  forget to do that. Yeah, right.
• 1:17:44
  But. I mean, I don't know why you
• 1:17:45
  would just forget to do that just like that's.
• 1:17:47
  See, you are now that's you. Are you in a bit?
• 1:17:51
  But there there. Are no, I'm saying this on you
• 1:17:53
  are now on fully entrenched on one side of the argument and now
• 1:17:58
  had someone forgot to do it. You're just being like I don't
• 1:18:01
  get why you would forget to do that.
• 1:18:03
  Maybe like, I'm sorry. Being a lazy bitch leaving the
• 1:18:06
  TV on when no one's watching. 40% argue about that.
• 1:18:10
  I'm guilty of doing that. I don't think it's worth.
• 1:18:13
  Sometimes I like to do that. I like it in the background,
• 1:18:17
  like the white noise. I can listen to it leaving
• 1:18:20
  gadgets on TV's, gamings, consoles and speakers.
• 1:18:24
  Cost of heating, temperature of the thermostat.
• 1:18:28
  So that's what, like 1234 to 6th on the list?
• 1:18:35
  Leaving doors open when it's cold.
• 1:18:37
  Yeah, that's stupid. Putting on the heating instead
• 1:18:42
  of wearing a jumper. Hey, you don't turn on the
• 1:18:45
  heater, put on your jumper. It's right there, isn't it?
• 1:18:48
  That's weird. Just I mean, you could use
• 1:18:50
  blankets, but if you're cold, leaving the windows opens.
• 1:18:54
  But last on the list, energy bills.
• 1:18:56
  So all of this shit has to do with your energy bill.
• 1:18:58
  They argue about that, but they argue about the bill the least.
• 1:19:03
  That's weird. Did you whatever what what would
• 1:19:08
  you say the is the most prevalent argument you've had
• 1:19:11
  when you've had roommates like? When I came to that when I lived
• 1:19:14
  with my girlfriend. Or no, you had that other, you
• 1:19:18
  had a couple roommates. It was a dude.
• 1:19:21
  I've lived for like 13 people. Who would be your most common
• 1:19:26
  argument? When I lived in the condo with
• 1:19:34
  with the girlfriend, I think it was fuck, I don't even know.
• 1:19:41
  We didn't really argue cleanliness with like that.
• 1:19:47
  When I lived with like the homies and like the satellite
• 1:19:49
  houses like out in San Diego with the fraternity, like there
• 1:19:51
  were actual fraternity houses. Just everybody in my house lived
• 1:19:54
  or was in the same fraternity. But yeah, dude, like one of the
• 1:19:58
  houses I lived in was so fucking dirty.
• 1:20:00
  Like there's raccoons coming in and birds and yeah.
• 1:20:05
  Raccoons and birds were in your house.
• 1:20:09
  I felt like Doctor Dolittle man. Dude that's crazy I'd crash out.
• 1:20:13
  Mine would definitely be people being dirty as shit.
• 1:20:16
  That was always my biggest thing is like the dishes and just not
• 1:20:20
  cleaning up after themselves. So it's always.
• 1:20:23
  My whenever I lived, I lived in an apartment with my boys,
• 1:20:27
  Richard and Ricky. Ricky was younger than us.
• 1:20:29
  Richard and me were in the same pledge class and Ricky was like
• 1:20:32
  a little bitch. But you know, he started working
• 1:20:35
  out so he thought he was tough. He was Filipino.
• 1:20:39
  He'd always be cooking rice up in the in the apartment and is
• 1:20:44
  like rice cooker and I just smell like shit.
• 1:20:50
  And I think, I think we got into it one time also, you know, the
• 1:20:54
  one time we got into it was I introduced him to the song
• 1:20:58
  Lollipop by Lil Wayne when it first came out.
• 1:21:00
  OK. Those are good times.
• 1:21:02
  And he, him and Richard went out that night, and I didn't go out
• 1:21:07
  that night. They came back.
• 1:21:09
  But I think they've been doing blow or we're still doing blow.
• 1:21:11
  And then they put lollipop on on repeat at like 3:30 in the
• 1:21:16
  morning, super, super loud until, and then I got up and
• 1:21:20
  then Ricky stepped to me. And then he had to realize that
• 1:21:23
  I was so stronger than him, even though he'd been going to the
• 1:21:25
  gym because I'm retard maxing Jesus.
• 1:21:32
  Christ. No, I actually heard that.
• 1:21:35
  OK, so this guy was trying to on IG Reels was trying to sell
• 1:21:40
  retard maxing. He's like think about.
• 1:21:43
  He's like retards, retards. He's like you got a retard Max
• 1:21:46
  man. He's like retards.
• 1:21:48
  They don't think, they just do. That's terrible, I know.
• 1:21:58
  But yeah, I just thought that was interesting when I was
• 1:22:02
  reading about this. Like how everybody bitches.
• 1:22:05
  It's like the same arguments. Lights, Sure, I think you can
• 1:22:10
  have some lights that you always leave on, you know what I'm
• 1:22:13
  saying? Like you're not home, you leave
• 1:22:14
  that light on, but you can't leave every light.
• 1:22:18
  On turn that light out. Mr. Deffenbaugh, I'm assuming.
• 1:22:23
  RIP. Mr. Deffenbaugh, don't.
• 1:22:25
  Assume, don't assume. Maybe I mean well, if you're
• 1:22:28
  out. There with his jerk game, he
• 1:22:30
  might might be like, you know. There's so many like stories and
• 1:22:34
  rumors they just had tons of porn.
• 1:22:36
  We're talking about our tech Ed teacher.
• 1:22:39
  Instead of raising your hand in his class, you turned a light
• 1:22:43
  bulb on that was at your desk because that's technology.
• 1:22:46
  But people would forget to turn the light bulb off after their
• 1:22:49
  question was answered, and he'd go turn that light out.
• 1:22:53
  He'd come back, so we would turn it on on purpose.
• 1:22:55
  Just so you would say it, yeah, you're.
• 1:22:57
  Like oh I'm sorry I didn't know, I didn't tried a.
• 1:22:59
  Smartphone. Back then I would have recorded
• 1:23:01
  and then sampled it. Dude, there's some.
• 1:23:04
  He would have been a jam dude. Mr. D was cool though.
• 1:23:13
  He was actually coolest. And it was also rumoured that
• 1:23:15
  because he had like a like a closet in like the tech Ed
• 1:23:19
  classroom and everybody said that it was locked.
• 1:23:22
  Everyone said that's where he kept his porn.
• 1:23:24
  Convinced. Convinced.
• 1:23:26
  I was like, dude, he's got tons of point.
• 1:23:27
  He's like, no way. Yeah, just it was a known fact
• 1:23:31
  and you were a fucking there. Was people who would try to go,
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  who would leave the room and they'd go try to open it and go
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  look locked, like locked locks too.
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  He had. It was not like a little shitty.
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  Probably because it was like expensive technology shit like
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  from like back in the day it. Was probably really expensive
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  shit but like he's in charge of where?
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  Like it's porn, obviously. Probably really expensive
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  camcorders that he'd be making porn with.
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  It's really expensive porn. Yeah, Mr. Deaf Mr. D in turn
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  that light out three classes back in session, the substitute
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  tech Ed. Got anything else?
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  Meditate, bitches. Make sure y'all like, follow,
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  subscribe, leave a comment, whatever we do appreciate y'all
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  always checking us out and listening your episode 213.
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  We have passed the four year mark. 213 Shout out Nate Dogg.
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  Shout out. But it's been a wild ride, so we
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  do appreciate y'all and just make sure y'all keep supporting
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  us. Shout out Bangladesh, shout out
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  Greece, shout out Iran, shout out Iraq.
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  I mean. Bombs over Baghdad.
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  Well, preferably not, but yeah, yeah, yeah, I know we're.
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  Past that just depends, you know?
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  It's more like bombs over Tehran, but.
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  Then, then they, then we they bombed our bases in Baghdad.
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  Yeah, yeah. So it's a tit for tat.
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  Yeah, it's circle of life circle, circle of bombs, circle
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  of predator drones. But yeah, make sure you oh, and
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  what did you see? That Iran has made a fleet, a
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  mosquito fleet of boats where they made 1500 small speed boats
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  that can outrun torpedoes. So rather than making big ass
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  ships, they made 1500 little small like heavily armed
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  mosquito boats or their mosquito.
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  Fleet, I mean that's kind of like that's kind of like how
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  pretty wild the drone warfare is like changed in like the rest of
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  Ukraine war where it's just like now you have like and then I saw
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  China's got this shit where one person is controlling like 200
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  of like a swarm of 200 drones. It with AI like coordinating it.
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  That's like, that's like the the future of warfare, bro.
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  Some Metal Gear Solid shit. All right, well y'all be good,
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  be safe, stay out of trouble, and as always, go fuck
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  yourselves. Shout out.
• 1:26:25
  Yeah girl, you blooming in my chest like the sunrise in Maui.
• 1:26:30
  It's getting glowing so sweet. Got me while they move around me
• 1:26:34
  you my ocean in the night when I'm drowning you surround me.
• 1:26:37
  Got me and every No like the she's trying to sound me told
• 1:26:42
  you I'm addicted. You my by snow rehab.
• 1:26:45
  You don't meal in the desert. Ain't no need for reading cat
• 1:26:49
  body like a postcard. I'm a never melt that 'cause I'm
• 1:26:53
  keeping all of you. Yeah, I'm selfish like Hawaiian
• 1:26:56
  sunflower baby. You my island fire You the type
• 1:27:01
  to make a male whose breath and still clown high.
• 1:27:04
  You lay your sun on me, girl. Let me taste that power.
• 1:27:08
  You bloom in my hands every single damn mouth.
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  But Hawaiian sunflower. Oh, yeah.
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  Who? My wine.
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  Sunflower. Oh, sunflower.
• 1:27:22
  Yeah, You my sunflower girl. The way you ride around.
• 1:27:28
  I'm speaking in slow MO. Hit me with that heat wave.
• 1:27:32
  Turn them dead to a glow. Show you my little wildfire on
• 1:27:36
  the breeze. Where you roll slow in their
• 1:27:38
  body. It's all loud.
• 1:27:39
  It's in the secrets we don't show.
• 1:27:41
  I ain't trying to play to. Baby, you miles and fire, you
• 1:28:00
  the type to make a middle breath and still flying high you lay
• 1:28:04
  your sun on me, girl, let me taste that plow.
• 1:28:08
  You bloom in my hands every single day I'm out.