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When You’ve Hit Rock Bottom. (The Valley Recap) · Two Ts In A Pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge

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  Speaker 1: Two Teas in a Pod which Teddy Mellencamp and Camera Judge.
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  Speaker 2: Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of to Teas and
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  Speaker 2: a Pod with myself, Teddy Mellencamp and Tamra Judge.
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  Speaker 3: The teaser bad baby.
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  Speaker 4: You wanted to say? Bitcause I want to say. I
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  Speaker 4: have a question, what's your favorite curse word to say?
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  Speaker 4: Because I was talking about this with someone.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, granted, the person I was talking about it
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  Speaker 2: with was eighty and she her word really cracked me up.
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  Speaker 3: Well, it depends.
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  Speaker 1: Is it like directed towards somebody or is it when
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  Speaker 1: I stub my toe?
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  Speaker 4: I stub my toe as shit?
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  Speaker 3: Mine's fuck my life?
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, fuck my life is just on a daily basis. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and never anything annoys me?
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  Speaker 3: Yep. I mean I love a good fuck off your bitch.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. Do you say con cunt?
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  Speaker 3: I mean I have.
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  Speaker 1: I have to be really really really mad, and I
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  Speaker 1: definitely have.
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  Speaker 3: It's not one that I like to say.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so we are going to talk about this episode,
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  Speaker 2: which did you like it or not?
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  Speaker 3: I liked it.
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  Speaker 1: I mean it was heavy on Jack's who bugs a
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  Speaker 1: living shit out of me?
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  Speaker 3: Well know what, I thought?
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  Speaker 2: It was heavy on the news reports on the weather.
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  Speaker 2: I don't need to know how hot it is in
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  Speaker 2: the damn valley, you guys, I'm gonna.
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  Speaker 3: Say, every time they walk into a scene, they're.
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  Speaker 1: Like, oh, there's a hot out there, Like, we know it's.
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  Speaker 2: A balmy one hundred and ninety one hundred and nine
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  Speaker 2: degrees in the valley in the summertime. Like, we don't
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  Speaker 2: need you to tell us. We don't need the reasons
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  Speaker 2: why you're sweating. We don't need the reasons why your
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  Speaker 2: face is red.
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  Speaker 4: It's hot, and we get it, we get it.
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  Speaker 3: Would you join the valley?
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  Speaker 4: Would I join the valley?
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  Speaker 2: I mean I I do a lot for money, So
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  Speaker 2: I mean it's hard to say, but I.
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  Speaker 3: Don't do a lot for money. You wouldn't show the.
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  Speaker 4: I wouldn't show the kitties. She's too cute to just
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  Speaker 4: thrown around.
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  Speaker 3: Don't let her get abused like that. I'm not gonna lie.
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  Speaker 4: I don't want her to get a beaten wow.
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  Speaker 2: Ys, Well, it starts out where Brittany and Jasmine are
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  Speaker 2: over at Janet and Jason's house. Sometimes I wonder, repeatedly
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  Speaker 2: what Jasmine and what's the dude's name with the.
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  Speaker 4: Hair Zach Zach.
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  Speaker 2: What the fact that I can't remember Zach's name and
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  Speaker 2: he's in a lot of scenes, Like I really wonder
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  Speaker 2: what they're.
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  Speaker 1: Doing on By the way, when I was writing my notes,
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  Speaker 1: I said, the gay guy with the wig I can't remember.
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  Speaker 4: It's so bad, like I don't understand it. But they're there.
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  Speaker 2: They're trying to have a an egg dish. Janet feels
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  Speaker 2: like she was talking to a crazy person the night
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  Speaker 2: before aka Kristen. When trying to paologize for what she
• 3:01
  Speaker 2: said on the podcast, she starts to cry when she
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  Speaker 2: remembers what Zach said about her pregnancy. And then Jasmine
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  Speaker 2: saw that Janet unblocked Zach on Instagram. But then Janet
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  Speaker 2: claims she didn't even realize. See this is where Janet
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  Speaker 2: loses me. Just say you unblocked him to be nosy
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  Speaker 2: and move on.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 1: So Jasmine says that castroles are a white person thing,
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  Speaker 1: and she's kind of gross out about that. So what
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  Speaker 1: are your thoughts on cast roles and crockpot stuff and
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  Speaker 1: things like that.
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  Speaker 2: I love a crockpot, but a castle wasn't castrole a thing?
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  Speaker 3: On Orange County?
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  Speaker 4: Orange County, like you didn't even bring me a castrole.
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  Speaker 4: I can tell you I'm not going to bring anyone
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  Speaker 4: a castrole ever.
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  Speaker 1: Well, your next food that's going to be delivered to
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  Speaker 1: your house for me is gonna be castroles and crockpot stuff.
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  Speaker 4: Please do not do a cast role.
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  Speaker 2: I will be furious because what they're like a castrole reheated,
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  Speaker 2: and what the hell.
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  Speaker 3: Is a castle anyways?
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  Speaker 4: Is shit?
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  Speaker 3: You throwing a pot and cook it all together? Like
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  Speaker 3: I don't know, but if.
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  Speaker 4: There's mushrooms in the cast role, I'm for sure out.
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  Speaker 1: Should send Vicki a cast role since she bought you
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  Speaker 1: a coloring book of herself. My daughter hates castroles and
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  Speaker 1: crocpots or anything like that.
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  Speaker 3: Like I always sit on the crockouts.
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  Speaker 4: But I don't know how to make anything in a
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  Speaker 4: crock pot. Oh you could.
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  Speaker 3: Throw anything, you could anything, You could throw a small
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  Speaker 3: cat in there. She comes out right right, Okay.
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  Speaker 2: So maybe I'm going to start to learn about a
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  Speaker 2: touch of cast I mean a crockpot action, but cast
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  Speaker 2: rolls and castroles when it's hot, No, thank you.
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  Speaker 3: A little too.
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  Speaker 1: I used to make a little two in a casserole
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  Speaker 1: when I was married and the kids.
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  Speaker 4: Were, Oh, my mom used to make.
• 4:40
  Speaker 1: Oh you know what, baked ZD is really good for
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  Speaker 1: the kids. Like you just make spaghetti like with a ZD,
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  Speaker 1: like the round noodles and put it, put it in
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  Speaker 1: the dish and then sprinkle it with cheese and bake it.
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  Speaker 4: Also green bean castrole I loved.
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  Speaker 2: See we like cast roles, we just don't like egg castles.
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  Speaker 4: Are we just.
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  Speaker 1: Confirming the two white girls love castles?
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  Speaker 4: We're just confirming that we're wt.
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  Speaker 1: White trash at its finest.
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  Speaker 4: Baby.
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  Speaker 3: Uh, you know what I want?
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  Speaker 4: That tune a cast role that you make the next
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  Speaker 4: time I come over.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Then Kristen visits Jack's sans cast role. Kristen's Kristen sees
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  Speaker 2: the chair that Jack's broke during his fit of rage
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  Speaker 2: against Brittany. He tries to tell her he isn't justifying
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  Speaker 2: his outrage. As he keeps trying to justify it, Kristen
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  Speaker 2: calls him out on it, and then Jax complains how
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  Speaker 2: miserable he feels and how no one is checking up
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  Speaker 2: on him like they are with Brittany.
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  Speaker 4: Hello, Kristen is there?
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  Speaker 3: Christen.
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  Speaker 1: Kristen is the cast member that bounces from cast member
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  Speaker 1: to cast member, trying to knock some sense into them,
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  Speaker 1: and guess what, Jack's it is your turn right now.
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  Speaker 3: But then Christie just left Jesse. Now she's with you baby.
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  Speaker 2: Well, then Kristen's been complete lee with Brittany when Jackson
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  Speaker 2: has called her ugly fat, but Jack completely denies ever
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  Speaker 2: calling her fat.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I believe Brittany on this one.
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  Speaker 2: I would think that Jack says anything when he's allegedly
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  Speaker 2: in a coke grade.
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  Speaker 1: He said, when when she says that about him calling
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  Speaker 1: her fat, his wife fat?
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  Speaker 3: His response was, I love girls that look like her.
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  Speaker 2: But then I could go back and look at some
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  Speaker 2: of the alleged affairs he's, well, I guess it's not
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  Speaker 2: affairs anymore. But the alleged girls he's been hooking up
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  Speaker 2: with since remember when there was the one whose dad, oh,
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  Speaker 2: the one.
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  Speaker 1: Same giant tits that they flashed on the screen. Was
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  Speaker 1: that wasn't there one that they put on the screen,
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  Speaker 1: the girl with like big giant boobies.
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  Speaker 4: And maybe he likes big tits and he cannot lie.
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  Speaker 2: But when Kristen is the voice of reason, you know
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  Speaker 2: it's time for Jax to take out a mirror.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, like, well there's a lot.
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  Speaker 1: That Jackson needs to take out a mirror, Like not
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  Speaker 1: being allowed to be alone with his son.
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  Speaker 3: Is pretty pretty big deal.
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  Speaker 1: And he's like later on when he's like, I'm just
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  Speaker 1: going to rehab for my son.
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  Speaker 2: Oh dude, We're going to get into some of the
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  Speaker 2: things that were said in front of the son that
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  Speaker 2: really made me uncomfortable later on. But then first we
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  Speaker 2: get to Zach visiting Brittany at a rental home. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: something we need to clear up in regards to Jesse
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  Speaker 2: staying in the house. Remember we talked about this last
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  Speaker 2: week and we kind of went into him because we're like,
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  Speaker 2: why is this happening. The reason why that happened was
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  Speaker 2: Michelle had already moved into another place.
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  Speaker 4: She wanted to be in another place.
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  Speaker 3: Well, that's how bad she wanted out of there. I
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  Speaker 3: did the same thing.
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  Speaker 2: But also his daughter, I'm not having you know, Jesse's back,
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  Speaker 2: even though he's my friend. You guys are going to
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  Speaker 2: say it, but I'm assuming he's about to be a
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  Speaker 2: really huge dick even though I thought Michelle took the
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  Speaker 2: dick ard for this episode, but both episodes. Yeah, but
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  Speaker 2: he his daughter really wanted to stay in that home allegedly,
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  Speaker 2: so that's why he stayed there and Michelle moved out.
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  Speaker 2: But Michelle had already moved out because Michelle was already
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  Speaker 2: in a relationship with somebody else. Yeah, we don't know
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  Speaker 2: if it was Aaron or somebody else.
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  Speaker 4: But also, what about when the kids said I love
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  Speaker 4: you to Aaron.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't see that.
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  Speaker 2: Really, m hmmm, when the daughter did. Okay, But anyway,
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  Speaker 2: Zach visits Brittany. Apparently, Jax texted her and asked that
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  Speaker 2: she check up on him every once in a while.
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  Speaker 2: Of course, he brought up the pictures she sent to
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  Speaker 2: Julian Again, Brittany confirmed it was a picture of her boobs.
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  Speaker 4: That she sent.
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  Speaker 2: Well, nobody thought you were sending pictures of your vagina?
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  Speaker 4: Do people do that?
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  Speaker 3: Not me hot pics? I don't. I don't want to
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  Speaker 3: say it.
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  Speaker 4: And what position are you doing? I mean I do
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  Speaker 4: think that.
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  Speaker 2: Like sometimes the pictures where you hold this and you
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  Speaker 2: also hold your prives, those are okay, but you're not
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  Speaker 2: really showing anything.
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  Speaker 4: You're just showing your bod. I'm kind of okay with those.
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  Speaker 3: It depends on what my bod looks at the moment.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm currently not sending those pigs to anyone. Then
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  Speaker 2: Zach compares Janet to Jack, saying she's just as manipulative
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  Speaker 2: as him.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know that I would go that far.
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  Speaker 2: But then Zach starts to cry because he feels like
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  Speaker 2: Janet has been driving a wedge between him and Britney's friendship.
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  Speaker 2: I want to start doing a cry test how many
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  Speaker 2: times Zach cries an episode because he cries about that,
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  Speaker 2: And then he also cries about Benji, which I needed
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  Speaker 2: a jump scare before they panned to Benji's FaceTime videos,
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  Speaker 2: I was like.
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  Speaker 1: Whoa Am I the only person that doesn't care about
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  Speaker 1: Zach's relationship or his wig?
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  Speaker 4: I don't care.
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  Speaker 3: Is that an actual wig?
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  Speaker 2: No, he does the front blow dry, he does the
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  Speaker 2: Jimmy neutron, but it's not Jimmy.
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  Speaker 3: He's got Jeff Lewis hair.
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  Speaker 2: Hold on, now, I got I haven't seen Jeff Lewis
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  Speaker 2: and long enough that I know what his hair is.
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  Speaker 1: Well, everybody accuses him of having a wig because his
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  Speaker 1: hair is so thick and dense.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I can't even believe that anybody would have a wig. Fuck,
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  Speaker 2: this is my hair is growing at a rapid pay.
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  Speaker 3: It really is.
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  Speaker 4: And look at this.
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  Speaker 2: Body tap the least because this is just you know,
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  Speaker 2: a cup.
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  Speaker 3: Please please, I beg you.
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  Speaker 2: Zach's upset about the potential deportation to Canada for Benji. Anyway,
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  Speaker 2: I don't care. I do care about this. Michelle visits
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  Speaker 2: Jesse at his house.
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  Speaker 3: This is so uncomfortable.
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  Speaker 4: Jesse's changed the custody schedule.
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  Speaker 3: I can't say.
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  Speaker 2: This is really fucking annoying. The custody schedule thing. Like
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  Speaker 2: sometimes when there's trips involved, I want to be one
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  Speaker 2: of those people that's just like.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, sure if you're going on a trip or you
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  Speaker 4: need this.
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  Speaker 1: Like there's always one bitter asshole and a divorce and
• 11:03
  Speaker 1: they're like, no, I it is my time, even if
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  Speaker 1: they're you know what I mean. Like I was always like,
• 11:08
  Speaker 1: do what's best for the kids. The kids want to go,
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  Speaker 1: let them go. If they like, if you want to.
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  Speaker 2: Go to Hawaii and take the kids, why would I
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  Speaker 2: say no? Or if I'm going to be out of
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  Speaker 2: town and the options are the kids are with a
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  Speaker 2: nanny or the kids are with you, just say yes
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  Speaker 2: and let's effortlessly make the change.
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  Speaker 4: But the way they're doing it.
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  Speaker 2: It appears that Michelle is the one always saying no.
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  Speaker 3: That's what it sounds like.
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  Speaker 2: But Michelle portrayed him as an absentee father, and Jesse
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  Speaker 2: admits it's been a huge struggle trying to balance his
• 11:37
  Speaker 2: work life, personal life and being a single dad.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I felt bad for Jesse at this time.
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  Speaker 1: And then Michelle giving Jesse's shit for crying is so
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  Speaker 1: cold and annoying.
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  Speaker 3: It's like, come on, and she's like, you just do
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  Speaker 3: this to make me look bad.
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  Speaker 4: She hates him with a burning fucking passion.
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  Speaker 3: What did he do to her? Do you think that
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  Speaker 3: maybe he's not as innocent as it's I.
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  Speaker 2: Think when he gets drunk, my guess is he verbally
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  Speaker 2: says terrible things to her, as my guess, and she
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  Speaker 2: is just holding on to that.
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  Speaker 4: But I think if he had ever.
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  Speaker 2: Cheated or done anything else, I think we would have
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  Speaker 2: already known that by now. I don't think she'd be
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  Speaker 2: holding on to that, But I think, you know, Jesse
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  Speaker 2: claims he's ninety nine percent sure that Michelle cheated on
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  Speaker 2: him twice, and then Michelle tells Jesse that his new
• 12:25
  Speaker 2: girlfriend talks shit about him behind his back, telling Sheena
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  Speaker 2: she's sleeping with other guys as well. Jesse decides to
• 12:32
  Speaker 2: call Shena, who tells him that this information is correct. Allegedly,
• 12:36
  Speaker 2: Jesse's girlfriend is sleeping with the guy from Baywatch. We
• 12:39
  Speaker 2: already talked about this, whether she's sleeping with the guy
• 12:43
  Speaker 2: from Baywatch or not. I think this was just Sheena's
• 12:47
  Speaker 2: gateway back into the show.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and which guys.
• 12:51
  Speaker 1: She was like, God, damn you, Alex Baskin, this is
• 12:54
  Speaker 1: my gateway back in talking shit.
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  Speaker 4: This is great. Now I gotta talk shit.
• 12:58
  Speaker 2: Can you google which guys from Baywatch live in Orange County?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, clearly she'll come to Los Angeles. Jeremy Jackson,
• 13:06
  Speaker 2: he lives in Orange County. There isn't he did, hold
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  Speaker 2: on lazy.
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  Speaker 4: I'm just gonna say this.
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  Speaker 3: I'm part of saying that you.
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  Speaker 4: Hooked up with as Jeremy Jackson.
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  Speaker 3: I'm reffed by the way.
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  Speaker 4: Guys.
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  Speaker 1: We tried to get her on the pod, just for
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  Speaker 1: ten minutes, just to hear her side. She's not interested
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  Speaker 1: in doing that. She feels like it would be, you know,
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  Speaker 1: make things worse. She's worried about the kids. She's still
• 13:29
  Speaker 1: dating Jesse, and.
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  Speaker 2: She's not about the spotlight. I think that shows the difference.
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  Speaker 2: Michelle is about the spotlight even though she has zero
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  Speaker 2: to cap.
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  Speaker 1: Could you imagine filming a reality show where you're divorcing Edwin,
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  Speaker 1: but you guys hate each other and you have to
• 13:48
  Speaker 1: like go to his house and talk to him, Like, No,
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't want to do that.
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  Speaker 4: I could easily do that on a extra.
• 13:55
  Speaker 2: I want to film the divorce chronicles because I think
• 13:57
  Speaker 2: it's the highs and lows.
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  Speaker 4: It's freaking crazy ziness.
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  Speaker 1: But well, you know what I didn't like as Michelle
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  Speaker 1: swore on her daughter's life, she didn't cheat on him.
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  Speaker 2: Anytime anybody swears on people's lives, they're lying.
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  Speaker 3: No, that's not true.
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  Speaker 4: I think why because you've said it before.
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  Speaker 3: I've said it before.
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  Speaker 1: But I think for sure when you are like, oh
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: my god, I did not do that, and then there's
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: people that you know just lie and be like.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I swear to God on my child's life.
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  Speaker 4: I think I said I swear.
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  Speaker 2: I've said anytime that I've said like I really swear,
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  Speaker 2: blah blah blah blah blah, I think that I'm like
• 14:35
  Speaker 2: fudging the truth.
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  Speaker 3: Whereas for me it's like it's something it's not a
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  Speaker 3: good thing to do. I don't swear anybody's life.
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  Speaker 4: I swear on people's lives. I don't think.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not going to say in a one hundred percent certainty,
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  Speaker 2: but I don't think I've sweared it on anyone's life.
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  Speaker 2: But if I'm being honest, I think I'm just very like,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not discussing this. This is clearly what happened. And
• 14:57
  Speaker 2: but if I feel the need to start grasping, that's
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  Speaker 2: where I think I personally that's what I'm gonna do.
• 15:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I.
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  Speaker 1: Thought it was quite interesting that Michelle yells at him,
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  Speaker 1: then tells him his girlfriend's cheating on him, and then
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: tries to be nice to him.
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  Speaker 3: That's a whole passive aggressive situation right there.
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  Speaker 2: But then also not agreeing to switch the days. No,
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  Speaker 2: just and I feel like I'm a monotone human. Michelle
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: takes me out.
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: Oh she wins, like she you know what, I like
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  Speaker 1: to win, but like this, No, you don't want to
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  Speaker 1: win this one.
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  Speaker 4: This one.
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  Speaker 2: Now, She's like, Jesse, can I have a He's like,
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: do you want to water? And she's like sure, and
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: he's like sparkling and she's like, I.
• 15:41
  Speaker 4: Guess, so, yes, thank you.
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: She's so monofized I can't.
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: Then Danny and Jason visit Jack's at his house for
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: an intervention.
• 15:53
  Speaker 4: This didn't feel like an intervention to me.
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: Well, I think of those were Jacks's words. He's like, oh,
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: this feels like an intervention. I think that guys were
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: just there to be like, you're a dick, you need help.
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: Jack says his father and grandfather both struggled with anger issues,
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: and his sister says mental illness runs in their family.
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: So to break the cycle and not allow crews to
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: fall into the same trap, Jax has decided to seek
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: help out a mental health clinic. The clinic is thirty
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: thousand dollars, which, you know, thousand.
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: Dollars a day, thousand thousand dollars a day, you know what.
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: I would probably need one thousand dollars a day to
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: try to get Jackson handled.
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: Do you think, yeah, do you think that Jacks would
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: be doing this if he wasn't filming a television show.
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: I don't know about that, But all I could think
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: about while watching this is why Jacks is packing all
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: of his stuff into a bag that it doesn't fit
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: and why he's packing dirty clothes into it.
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: Because when we do the packing scenes, I'm sure you
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: want to share the packing scenes, right you just I
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: One time Heather watched the show and she's like, do
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: you really pack with the hangars? And I go, no,
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: I just with the suitcase and just shove things and
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: take it. Because the packing scenes are so annoying. Just
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: pay attention people when you see the packing scenes and
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: you see people putting the clothes into the suitcases, those
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: are not the clothes they see.
• 17:10
  Speaker 4: They get matches, what they have matches. But also we
• 17:13
  Speaker 4: already know what you wear.
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: Every time Jack's it's Jack's sweatshirt from the bar.
• 17:18
  Speaker 4: But can you wear.
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: It's like Edie, can you go to Yeah?
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: But Eddie works out like is there something wrong with
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: like going to rehab and wearing a bar sweatshirt?
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there is something wrong with that, now that you
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: mention it. Yeah.
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: But he also said that his dad would be turning
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: over in his grave if he knew he was going
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: to a mental health clinic.
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: I'm like, really, I.
• 17:39
  Speaker 4: Don't think so. I don't think so, maybe turning over
• 17:41
  Speaker 4: in his grave in a positive way, like phew, thank you,
• 17:45
  Speaker 4: this is happening.
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: Then Brittany goes to lunch with Janet and Michelle. Brittany
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: tells them she accidentally sent Amazon packages to her old
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: house and she went to pick them up when Jack's
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: wasn't there.
• 17:56
  Speaker 4: She went upstairs to grab some clothes.
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: That she may have left, and there was a thong
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: on the bathroom, saying, but then, why did she bring
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: the thong?
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: No, she took a picture of it.
• 18:05
  Speaker 4: She just took out what was the white thing on
• 18:07
  Speaker 4: the table.
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: That was a thong.
• 18:10
  Speaker 4: That's what I'm saying. She brought the thong.
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: No, she didn't bring it. It was there. It was
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: left there by some No.
• 18:16
  Speaker 4: But when they were at lunch, there was like a
• 18:18
  Speaker 4: white thing there.
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: I thought, No, there was a thong with a wipe,
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: like a you know, like a baby wipe or something.
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: But then Michelle claims that Jesse's new girlfriend sent her
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: a horrific text where she threatened to sue Michelle. Then
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: Janet met her at Jackx's. This is the same woman
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: that said she wanted to send the entire cast cease
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: and desists so they couldn't talk about her. Then, and
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: Janet and Brittany's confessionals they make a point to use
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: the word allegedly very strongly.
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: Yes, allegedly allegedly.
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: Now, I what I think what happened is there was
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: some drama about her that was circulating through the show,
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: and Jesse told her, and she's like, I don't want
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: my name mentioned in the shit, And so I think
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: that that's what happened. I don't think that she really
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: wanted to see anybody. She just didn't want her name.
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I'm just speculating.
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: So I'm going to put a little PSA out there
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: to anyone potentially wanting to date a Bravo LB or
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: a reality person, don't date them. Well, if you don't
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: want your name out there, it's good. Whether you signed
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: up to do the show or not, your name is
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: going to get She.
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: Doesn't want her name out there. I know her name,
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: you know her name. I follow her allegedly.
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: I don't follow her allegedly, but I have met her
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: allegedly and she's very nice to me allegedly. I am
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: also just confused on how you send a cease and
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: desist before anything has been done.
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: Like on the show.
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: I'm going to speculate that it was sent to production
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: I think that's what I think.
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: Okay, then we're back at Zach's apartment. He's facetiming Benji.
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: They throw the idea around of Benji moving to la
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: or Zach moving to Canada to make the relationship work.
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: Zach ain't going nowhere as long as he's film in
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: the Valley. I mean, he even had a shirt on
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: that says Valley crew.
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: What about his pink on pink shirt? That kind of
• 20:15
  Speaker 4: bugged me too.
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: I don't like that match Granted I'm matchy matchy right now,
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: but it's matchew matche sweats me too. Yeah, like, I
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: can't help it if it's a matchy sweat said, I
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: need it, But like, I don't need matchy match you
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: pink with pink.
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: Pink and pink and pink, well maybe pink' says color.
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: It's flush and bas do we know? Do we know
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: if that's his real hair? Do we really know that
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: is real hair?
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: I think it's his real hair. I think it's just
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: like if my hair.
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there you go, well even more forward.
• 20:46
  Speaker 4: I'm a combination of Zach and Teresa.
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: Now stop, I need to know, Zach tell us, is
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: this is this really your hair?
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: Or is it or coming over?
• 21:02
  Speaker 4: And you know what I mean.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: Wigs are in right now, Zax, so you can be honest,
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: we don't mind. But I want to get a wig now.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: After I've seen your your instagram about the wig store,
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, I would do anything to
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: just plump, and.
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: They're sending me a couple more. Some days, I'm gonna
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: be brunette. I just wanted to say. Then Benji jokes
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: about Zach spray Tan and Zach's wig.
• 21:29
  Speaker 4: I'm like, that's what I was saying.
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: Is it a wig or is not a wig? I
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: need to know.
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: If Benji has had s e X with him, then
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: he probably I mean, I'm.
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: It probably his two pay probably flew off.
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: No, I bet he has to take it off. I mean,
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't leave this on if I was gonna have sex.
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: You're gonna just have to take me with my bald
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: spots all over the choint.
• 21:49
  Speaker 4: I'm not gonna be like, watch the wig.
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: It's very expensive. Don't fuck up my wig.
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: Hold on, I gotta utilize this six times in a
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: row before I get it, so excuse me.
• 22:01
  Speaker 4: But then Brittany brings Cruise over to Jackson's house.
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: This entire thing is chaos to me, because, yes, Jack's
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: is wrong, but they're they're fighting immediately in front of their.
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: Well, at first it was just Jack's and then Brittany
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: was antagonizing him, and I'm like, oh my god, you
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: guys should not be around each other.
• 22:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, there there's a plane.
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: There's a playing card taped over the security cameras.
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: Why do they have like such huge security cameras inside
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: their house.
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: Well, the fat that goes up after they split up.
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: Maybe that's illegal, by the way, to have cameras inside
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: of the house.
• 22:46
  Speaker 4: And video somebody else.
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: Like if I were to rent out my house right
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: now and have like I have security cameras inside of me, you.
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: Can't have the inside that I know that from Airbnb,
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: But if you live there, you.
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: Can have security cameras inside.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: I know, And I have what I do know Housmith
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: that was caught on a security camera ring camera.
• 23:03
  Speaker 4: Oh really smoking a bong. We're gonna have to talk
• 23:07
  Speaker 4: about that later.
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: Then Jax gets home and says hyde a cruise and
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: literally scares his child to the point of tears, Like
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: he like runs up to him and the kid's like,
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: h and then Brittany tells Jacks he this, I didn't
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: love Brittany, don't kiss my child on the face because
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: he had a random girl over last night that week.
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: Probably could have left off. I know that we could
• 23:30
  Speaker 4: have probably Well.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: That just prompted Jacks to scream, like was Julian over
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: last night? And She's like, absolutely not, And I'm like,
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: shut the fuck up. Stop yelling at each other.
• 23:38
  Speaker 4: This is a good time.
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: But also this happened with Jesse and Michelle as well,
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: where they're talking about the kids seeing other people sleeping
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: over at their houses when it's new.
• 23:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm not big on that.
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: I'm not big on it either.
• 23:54
  Speaker 4: Like I'm like, I think that's a little I waited six.
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: Months for Eddie to even come over to my house,
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: and then it was probably a year before he spent
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: the night.
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: I mean, do you want another do you want another
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: reason why he spent the night?
• 24:11
  Speaker 4: Why?
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: Because I threw wine in Gina's face after the event,
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: I said, can you spend the night because if I
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: get arrested, I don't want my kids to go to
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: into custody.
• 24:24
  Speaker 4: That's that tracks YEP.
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: And Jackson's confessional, he admits to having page over at
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: the house, which was breaking the rules.
• 24:40
  Speaker 4: He and Britney said, these are the type of rules, like,
• 24:43
  Speaker 4: you know they're going to be broken, so you might
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: as well just zip it on that. Yeah.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but how about when Jack says to her, I
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: have people watching you.
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Like, but also Britney wants to hook up with
• 24:56
  Speaker 4: somebody else. Just let the girl hook up with somebody else.
• 24:58
  Speaker 4: You've hooked up with half Los Angeles allegedly.
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then he like throws like feel in the fire.
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: He's like, you had her here, and he's like, I
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: was at her house too.
• 25:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: I'm like, oh my god, you guys stop, I know.
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: And then all of a sudden, the nanny just magically
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: arrives and the sun leaves, and I'm.
• 25:16
  Speaker 4: Like, oh, how did the nanny get here? And she
• 25:18
  Speaker 4: didn't walk in with them?
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: And then they keep going at it, and this is
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: where now it's all of a sudden, production starts getting
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: involved in this conversation, because you can tell this is
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: where Brittany is going to say cocaine yes, And she
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: said it.
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: And she said it, and he took it.
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: He took it.
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: At first, he was like this this can't happen right now.
• 25:42
  Speaker 4: I don't want this to happen. Yeah, And then she
• 25:45
  Speaker 4: said it.
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: She talks about his coke addiction, and it just came
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: like right out of left field.
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: And then he did what he always does and immediately
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: throws it back in Britney's face and says, so you've
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: never done coke.
• 25:57
  Speaker 4: And this is where I think she truly gets him.
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: She goes, yeah, I have, but give me a test
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: right now and I would pass, would you?
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: And that's where it's like, holy shit, we're in it.
• 26:09
  Speaker 4: We're in it.
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: We're in it deep.
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: And it's clear that you know he's gaslighting her the
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: same way he did back when they went to on
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: that trip last year and he was like, you're drinking
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: too much and she was like paniced to tell the girl.
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: I mean, I think they both have partied a lot together,
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: but to try to use that.
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: But this is where she says.
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: To him, and I really appreciated it. She was like, listen,
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: if you don't finish, like I'm fine to support you
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: through this treatment, but if you don't get through the
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: thirty days, I'm filing restraining order. I'm going to do
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: full custody. Yeah, And then what was the third one?
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: She's fining for divorce. I don't think I'm filing for divorce. Yeah,
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: And I.
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: Think I hope to God she never goes back to him.
• 26:55
  Speaker 4: I really hope.
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: But then in the midst of all of this, Jason
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: shows up to take Jack's to the facility with an
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: unpacked bag with sneakers falling out, and in his confessional
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: he says, my name is Jax Taylor, and I'm finally
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: admitting I need help.
• 27:15
  Speaker 4: But you know what, I think we need zuli on
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: the pod.
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: Who's Zilly the nanny?
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Zulie's the nanny, because I want to know what
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: really happened in that house.
• 27:23
  Speaker 4: We're missing some key.
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, let's see the security camera's there.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: But she Jack says, I'm doing this for my son
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: because I threw things, and all I could think about,
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: what about the fact that you have you're addicted to
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: cocaine that allegedly does that Does that enter your mind
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: at all?
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: Well, I feel like cocaine. When he didn't answer back,
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: test me right now, because if somebody would have said
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: that to me, I would have been like, well, test
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: me right this minute, and I'll prove it to you,
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: but I think it was clear he's actually really ready
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: to go in for treatment. I hope for the sake
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: of their son and for the sake of their relationship
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: that he spends that thirty days in.
• 28:01
  Speaker 4: But have we heard anything about him since he's been out.
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: No, I don't think, And I think part of him
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: did not want to.
• 28:08
  Speaker 4: Go to because he didn't want miss filming.
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: He didn't want miss filming. That's what I thought immediately.
• 28:14
  Speaker 4: Me too.
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: But either way he goes, We're happy about it, and
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: then we get into some additional things. Know who We
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: didn't really see much of this episode. Who the happy
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: couple that is I think going to get torn to
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: shred soon.
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: Oh, you're talking about Danny.
• 28:31
  Speaker 4: Danny and Nia.
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: We didn't see much of them. We saw Danny make
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: a couple of comments about Valencia again.
• 28:38
  Speaker 4: But yeah, that's it. And they did move, right, did
• 28:42
  Speaker 4: they move?
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: That's when I heard this just in through tam or
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: Judge doing her research.
• 28:48
  Speaker 4: They did move to Santa Cluda.
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: And that's smart because they are popping out another child.
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: That's a lot of kids in a two bedrooms.
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: That's a lot of kids under four.
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: Who.
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: But I feel like.
• 28:59
  Speaker 4: She's a lot. She's five years old.
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: Could you imagine.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: I feel like she's the one that wants like six
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: kids or something. She's just so sweet and loving and kind,
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: and I'm like.
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: How I had four kids? I have no idea, you know,
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: I just said this justin and I gave you a compliment, Tamera.
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: But now I'm taking it back because even though on
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: Google it says they moved to Santa Clarita, when you
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: go to their actual post, it just said they're moving
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: because they're having another kid, but it doesn't say where
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: they're moving to.
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: Oh, I thought it was I thought I heard it somewhere.
• 29:30
  Speaker 4: I know me too.
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: But I think that you're going to be gone for
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: a little bit, so when you get back, we'll recap
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: all the other things.
• 29:38
  Speaker 4: I miss you, I miss you, I love you.
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: Okay, guys, thanks for tuning in to another episode of
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: Two Cheese and a Podcast.