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DLHS HOUR 4 | Are Republicans Trying To Hide Mitch McConnell's Condition · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It's today, or you can show your twenty twenty sixth edition.
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  Speaker 2: Oh.
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  Speaker 1: don't like about Democrats. They don't like They don't like
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  Speaker 2: No one does. And they don't like socialists either.
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  Speaker 1: needs to have any say if those people want to
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  Speaker 1: vote for somebody, if they're more to I don't know
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  Speaker 1: They just where.
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  Speaker 4: His wife just went on to China because she needed
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  Speaker 4: to go over there and meet so.
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  Speaker 3: You need you're not even part of the government. Who
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  Speaker 3: are you meeting with them? And then she said, there's
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  Speaker 3: no reason for me to stay.
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  Speaker 2: We need to pay the petrified redneck. We need to
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  Speaker 2: pay somebody in the hospital to get to good Man
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  Speaker 2: get some pictures and videos because they know that. And
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  Speaker 2: for sure you see wrote letter is somebody's sliding mirror
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  Speaker 2: on his nose. He was having He's gone and Scott
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  Speaker 2: to me, I talked him a twenty minutes. Here's the thing.
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  Speaker 1: If you talked him for twenty minutes, then that it's okay.
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  Speaker 1: And he has a strength to talk to you for
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  Speaker 1: twenty minutes. And he's talked to you know, the dune
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  Speaker 1: who was a majority. He can make a proof of
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  Speaker 1: life video. He can do that too. If he doesn't
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  Speaker 1: prove you.
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  Speaker 2: Might have talked to him for twenty minutes. Did he
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  Speaker 2: talk back? That's the question?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh good point. What are you doing?
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  Speaker 2: What is happening to get this guy?
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  Speaker 3: Don't do that.
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  Speaker 2: It's really freaking I don't feel bad for he's one
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  Speaker 2: of the worst human beings ever.
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  Speaker 3: It's really creepy.
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  Speaker 2: You're that machine in the background.
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  Speaker 3: I'm looking at you doing it. So yeah, man, juniors,
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  Speaker 3: they will not leave.
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  Speaker 5: Oh god, he's a roof bad Gingsburg of the Senate.
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  Speaker 2: He will not let go. He let go.
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  Speaker 1: Man, these are white, dude, will not let go. Move on,
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  Speaker 1: enjoy your life to fifteen minutes. You got to stop it.
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  Speaker 4: And you said it was you said it was for
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  Speaker 4: what reason that they want that?
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  Speaker 1: Well, they know that if he is gone, then the
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  Speaker 1: governor can appoint a kind.
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  Speaker 2: Of special Yeah. And you know who I would do
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  Speaker 2: without him?
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  Speaker 1: If I was the governor and it's popular, I would
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  Speaker 1: appoint me a senator me I would appoint if Andy Brasher,
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  Speaker 1: if he's the governor of Tennessee, if he has that power.
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  Speaker 1: In mis McConnell's on going to glory, I would I
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  Speaker 1: was Andy should make himself. Yeah, that's what I was
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  Speaker 1: like to live in Kentucky. I mean, he was in Kentucky,
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  Speaker 1: does live in Kentucky. You know what Mark Twain said
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  Speaker 1: about Kentucky. When in the world happens, he wants to
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  Speaker 1: be in Kentucky because everything happens ten years later.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I didn't say that he's Senator hug that
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  Speaker 2: would do you see.
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  Speaker 1: You see they talking to Trump supporters want the dude,
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  Speaker 1: the the striker from the USA men's team. Because they lost,
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  Speaker 1: they wanted to deport it. Yeah, no place like America
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  Speaker 1: to hey man, I hell no, look here either if
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  Speaker 1: you if you don't win the socker, you could either
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  Speaker 1: be deport or drive a cab.
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  Speaker 2: But one of them is gonna happen. You're not gonna happen.
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  Speaker 1: Either you're gonna get deported, drive a cab, or sell
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  Speaker 1: bootleg merchandise on Canal Street.
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  Speaker 2: What of that's gonna happen?
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  Speaker 3: Then I would choose the latter.
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  Speaker 2: If you better brush up on your finger that's right on.
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  Speaker 5: The corner like yeah, he recognized that.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want one. We don't want that.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want that.
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  Speaker 4: Please Number four in the top five things to consider
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  Speaker 4: when online dating.
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  Speaker 3: Expect false information.
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  Speaker 2: Telling the truth on the internet.
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  Speaker 3: They say, you know they're athletically built. Yo, the short
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  Speaker 3: six four and the roundest.
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  Speaker 2: Everybody lies on the internet nets.
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  Speaker 4: And number three of the top five things to consider
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  Speaker 4: one online dating.
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  Speaker 3: Keep your safety in mind.
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  Speaker 2: Indeed, please remember that dude went out with that girl
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  Speaker 2: to the baseball game.
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  Speaker 3: Chopped her up and put it in the garbage, went.
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  Speaker 2: To Seattle Marina's game. Is a white girl, dad blader.
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  Speaker 3: That's what it happened.
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  Speaker 1: Remember the white dude took the black girl Africa game missing.
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  Speaker 2: However, somebody black in Africa.
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  Speaker 3: However, remember the.
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  Speaker 4: The the guy and the girl, the white guy in
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  Speaker 4: the black girl the afternoon in the water and he
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  Speaker 4: saved her life.
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  Speaker 1: Androcodile arm, the crocodile bitter arm of merit.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, she's yeah, she went on with the waist. I
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  Speaker 2: don't care. I am getting just bandoned me up. I
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  Speaker 2: ain't losing this dude.
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  Speaker 3: Tape it down. Whatever the left.
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  Speaker 1: I will say this, if you if you're out with
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  Speaker 1: your fiance and the crackodiles matched arm off, God, I
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  Speaker 1: don't want you to marry her.
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  Speaker 2: He don't wow, he don't the guy like just a
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  Speaker 2: sign guy.
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  Speaker 3: Well he's saying sickness and in hell.
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  Speaker 2: But that's the best.
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  Speaker 1: That's after before before number three cut the cake by myself.
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  Speaker 4: Number two at the top five face. I consider the
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  Speaker 4: online daddy look beyond the physical.
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  Speaker 3: Oh wow, right after that?
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  Speaker 2: Not not not.
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  Speaker 3: So so? For real? You guys would never date a
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  Speaker 3: one arm.
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  Speaker 2: Chair in it?
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  Speaker 5: Uh? I saw one arm chick on Instagram was fine
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  Speaker 5: as hand right, yes, from top to bottom.
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  Speaker 3: Just not but I've seen it. And and then some
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  Speaker 3: of them they put their makeup on with their feet.
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  Speaker 2: No, she had one arm, No one I saw it.
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  Speaker 3: That's not funny, it's true.
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  Speaker 2: Smell like socks make for a great honeymoon night.
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  Speaker 1: Your eyebrows got athlete's foot.
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  Speaker 3: Better than I do. Is that lip gloss? No, that's
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  Speaker 3: to jam you know what?
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  Speaker 4: And I I'm a lot of the things to consider
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  Speaker 4: an online dating watch out for craziness like around here?
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  Speaker 2: Is that consider a funky nail?
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  Speaker 3: They can put their makeup on with their feet.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if that's I don't know if that's
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  Speaker 2: the flex you're think it is.
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  Speaker 3: Well, but I don't know that means she's pretty flexible.
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  Speaker 1: and it was this beautiful girl. She was in a
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  Speaker 1: wheelchair and she was gorgeous, and she threw her like
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  Speaker 1: her legs didn't work. She threw her legs her head.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, you gotta get out. I don't need
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  Speaker 1: I can't see this.
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  Speaker 2: I can't, I can't.
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  Speaker 1: It's like it was like a slinky Well, I cannot.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not supposed to be a second.
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  Speaker 3: Why was she throwing her do anything? Trying to frush
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  Speaker 3: your This.
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  Speaker 1: Is not the way to do it. All I know
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