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Why Shedeur WON Browns QB battle, 49ers owner WRONGLY arrested, Cowboys QB controversy · The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: On today's show, we'll tell you what the stupid media
• 0:03
  Speaker 1: is too scared to say about Shader Sanders.
• 0:05
  Speaker 2: Let's go. Roll the intro.
• 0:13
  Speaker 3: Germany alive from Philly.
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  Speaker 1: It's the number one rated Polly and Tony Fusco show.
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  Speaker 2: Yo, yo, yo.
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  Speaker 1: As always, Polly Fusco here with Tony Fusco and Tony.
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  Speaker 2: Yo. Huge show today.
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  Speaker 1: You know, people are saying this 49ers owner, Jed York, showed.
• 0:31
  Speaker 1: Bad judgment picking up that prostitute. Please.
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  Speaker 3: I thought he showed good judgment. You know, we'll explain that.
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  Speaker 1: And also a big QB controversy in Dallas. You know,
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  Speaker 1: we're going to show you stats that are going to
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  Speaker 1: have the Cowboys are going to be rethinking everything.
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  Speaker 3: You know, Tony.
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  Speaker 1: But before we get into that, on the subject of thinking,
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  Speaker 1: you out there, if you haven't subscribed to this show.
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  Speaker 1: commented rated and reviewed on apple podcast well then you're
• 0:57
  Speaker 1: clearly not thinking straight aren't they tony.
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  Speaker 2: You know i don't want to go on a down
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  Speaker 2: note here but think of the great dolly parton you
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  Speaker 2: know what did she always say stand by your man
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  Speaker 2: and now knowing dolly's watching us from upstairs you know
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  Speaker 2: i think she'd want you to stand by your man
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  Speaker 2: or men you know.
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  Speaker 1: Us Just such a beautiful tribute, Tony, and so beautifully said. And,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I understand if you're so moved out there,
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  Speaker 1: you're probably reaching for a Kleenex or something. But, you know, remember,
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  Speaker 1: don't forget to reach for the like and subscribe button, okay?
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  Speaker 3: And the rate and review, okay?
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  Speaker 2: That's what Dolly would want you to do.
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  Speaker 3: Absolutely.
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  Speaker 1: And, well, she'd also want us to continue on with
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  Speaker 1: the show. So that's what we're going to do right
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  Speaker 1: now and get into our top story. All right, first
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  Speaker 1: out the gate, the Browns making it official, choosing Deshaun
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  Speaker 1: Watson to be their starter over Shadur Sanders. Now, people
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  Speaker 1: are saying this is bad for Shadur. Tony, I don't
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  Speaker 1: see that at all, do you?
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  Speaker 2: No, people are saying Shadur Sanders lost the QB competition.
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  Speaker 2: He won the QB competition. We all know the best
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  Speaker 2: thing you can do in the NFL is to not
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  Speaker 2: play for the Browns. And now Shador gets to miss
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  Speaker 2: all those forgettable, useless games. Really, the worst thing for
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  Speaker 2: Shador is that he knows Deshaun Watson will likely be
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  Speaker 2: injured by October or even by later this afternoon, which
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  Speaker 2: means that Shador will eventually be the Browns' starter for
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  Speaker 2: which is really unfortunate for him.
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  Speaker 3: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: Just a sad and completely predictable turn of events. And,
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  Speaker 1: you know, people are saying the Browns made a bad
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  Speaker 1: decision by going.
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  Speaker 3: With the least popular quarterback.
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 3: But I think that was the smart decision, you know?
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  Speaker 2: Very smart.
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  Speaker 1: Because what's the biggest problem a quarterback faces?
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  Speaker 2: Crowd noise, of course. And now think of how much
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  Speaker 2: quieter Browns games are going to be because nobody wants
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  Speaker 2: to show up to the games at all. No wonder
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  Speaker 2: the Browns have lost so many week one games. There's
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  Speaker 2: too much excitement in the stands. But now they'll have
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  Speaker 2: that much needed peace and quiet and their offense could
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  Speaker 2: score 18, maybe even 19 points.
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  Speaker 4: Easy.
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  Speaker 2: And also now when the Browns go on road games,
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  Speaker 2: they'll be totally used to nobody cheering for them. So
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  Speaker 2: the road games will be like a home game.
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  Speaker 3: Terrific points all around, Tony.
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  Speaker 1: And, you know, just to be fair, we do have
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  Speaker 1: to point out that Shadur did make his fair share
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  Speaker 1: of mistakes in this QB competition. In fact, one glaring
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  Speaker 1: mistake in particular.
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  Speaker 3: Right, Tony?
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  Speaker 2: You know, if you want to understand why Shadur Sanders
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  Speaker 2: is the Browns' backup quarterback and not the starter, all
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  Speaker 2: you got to do is look at his jersey number.
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  Speaker 2: He chose the number two. That's a clear mistake right now.
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  Speaker 2: Look at Jalen Hurts. When he first got to the Eagles,
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  Speaker 2: he wore the number two, and they made him the backup.
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  Speaker 2: But what happened when he switched to number one?
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  Speaker 3: Boom.
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  Speaker 2: Starting quarterback. That's called subliminal messaging.
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  Speaker 3: Terrific point, Tony.
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  Speaker 1: People keep wondering how these talentless bums, Kyler Murray and
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  Speaker 1: Tua Taggo, whatever his name is, keep getting these starting jobs.
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  Speaker 2: Well, they wear the number one.
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  Speaker 1: So when coaches go through the list of who's on
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  Speaker 1: the team, well, these two are automatically at the top.
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  Speaker 2: Exactly. That's subliminal messaging. Most people don't know this, but
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  Speaker 2: that's the reason why Russell Westbrook had such a long
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  Speaker 2: career despite being terrible at basketball. He wore the number zero.
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  Speaker 2: Nobody even knew he was on the team.
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  Speaker 1: Just an eye-opening fact there, Tony. And before we move
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  Speaker 1: on from the Browns, you see this story? Browns player
• 5:03
  Speaker 1: Daquan Wright left the NFL so he could return to
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  Speaker 1: college and play for LSU. Now, again, people are saying
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  Speaker 1: this is a bad idea, but Tony, to me, when
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  Speaker 1: you break it down, LSU is a way better NFL team.
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  Speaker 3: Don't you agree?
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  Speaker 2: Of course. Just look at this comparison. LSU's coach Lane
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  Speaker 2: Kiffin has way more NFL experience. He's coached 20 NFL
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  Speaker 2: games while Browns coach Todd Munkin has coached none. Look
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  Speaker 2: at pro bowlers in the last 10 years. LSU has 22.
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  Speaker 2: The Browns have 13. And you look at girls who
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  Speaker 2: want to sleep with members of the team. LSU has
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  Speaker 2: a 100% rate but due to Deshaun Watson being on
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  Speaker 2: the Browns and every female in the Cleveland area having
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  Speaker 2: a restraining order against him that number is zero percent
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  Speaker 2: so you can see why LSU was the right choice.
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  Speaker 1: Clearly and on the subject of right choices you know
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  Speaker 1: controversial but 49ers owner Jed York was arrested for soliciting
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  Speaker 1: a prostitute when the prostitute turned out to be an
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  Speaker 1: FBI agent in the sting operation. Now, Tony, many people
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  Speaker 1: are saying this is a bad look for York and
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  Speaker 1: the 49ers, but I got to say, I think that's
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  Speaker 1: the slanted, biased, one-sided media talking again.
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  Speaker 3: Don't you agree?
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  Speaker 2: Exactly. Of course. The Jed York situation all depends on
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  Speaker 2: how you look at it. Sure, you could say he
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  Speaker 2: was soliciting a cheap prostitute who only cost $ 160, but
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  Speaker 2: what is the job of every NFL owner? To scout
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  Speaker 2: for talent and to find professionals to render services at
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  Speaker 2: the cheapest price possible. And you know there's nobody who's
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  Speaker 2: more of a free agent than a prostitute. And you know,
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  Speaker 2: those services she could render... include football skills, you know,
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  Speaker 2: ball handling, slot receiving. And, you know, you always want
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  Speaker 2: to maximize scoring and look for as many easy scores
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  Speaker 2: as you can get and also score as much on
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  Speaker 2: the road as possible. So technically, he was just doing
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  Speaker 2: his job.
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  Speaker 3: Terrific breakdown there, Tony. Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: People, they're also questioning Jed York's decision-making here. But I
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  Speaker 1: was actually impressed with his decision-making, you know?
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  Speaker 4: Of course.
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  Speaker 1: Because according to the police report, the fake prostitute said
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  Speaker 1: the price for sex was $ 160 and only $ 20 more
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  Speaker 1: for unprotected sex. And Jed York opted for the 160.
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  Speaker 1: And to me, that shows great decision-making. Because, you know,
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  Speaker 1: if it's only 20 more for unprotected bareback, as they say, well,
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  Speaker 1: you got to think everyone in the area there is
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  Speaker 1: taking that deal.
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  Speaker 2: 100%.
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  Speaker 3: You know, that vag has to be like a Petri
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  Speaker 3: dish in there.
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  Speaker 1: You don't want that. To me, people are saying he
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  Speaker 1: got himself into trouble. I'd say he avoided trouble.
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 2: You know, frankly, it's a testament to his ability as
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  Speaker 2: an owner. He saw the right way to cut costs
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  Speaker 2: while prioritizing player safety.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But, you know, the only place where I would question
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  Speaker 2: his decision making, you know, I checked the police report
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  Speaker 2: and it said he was caught soliciting the prostitute. in
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  Speaker 2: East Palestine. To me, that's the real questionable decision here.
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  Speaker 2: Why did Jed York go all the way to Palestine
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  Speaker 2: for sex? You know, you got to worry about the
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  Speaker 2: dangers over there. Not just STDs, but you know, also Hamas,
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  Speaker 2: you know. Great point.
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  Speaker 3: It doesn't make sense. No, not at all. Talking about
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  Speaker 3: not making sense. What are you interrupting for?
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  Speaker 4: East Palestine is a town in Ohio. Jed York didn't
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  Speaker 4: go to the Middle East to have sex with a prostitute.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you know what? I go to have sex with
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  Speaker 2: the prostitute. Your mom's house.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, that backfired on you. No, shut up. Anyway, let's
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  Speaker 3: get to the action on the field.
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  Speaker 1: You know, coming into the preseason, it did seem to
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  Speaker 1: most people that Dak Prescott had the Cowboys starting job
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  Speaker 1: locked up. Well, that was before the electric performance of
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  Speaker 1: backup QB Joe Milton in that blowout win over the Cardinals.
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  Speaker 3: Tony, your reaction there?
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  Speaker 2: You know, the stats speak for themselves. All you got
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  Speaker 2: to do is look at their last two games. regular
• 10:01
  Speaker 2: season and preseason combined, and you can see Joe Milton
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  Speaker 2: has Dak Prescott beat in all important statistical categories. And
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  Speaker 2: what's the most important stat for a QB?
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  Speaker 3: Completion percentage, of course.
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  Speaker 2: And Joe Milton has an impressive 75%, while Dak has
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  Speaker 2: a lowly 54.2%. And what's the next most important stat?
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  Speaker 2: Passer rating, of course. And Joe Milton has a historic
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  Speaker 2: passer rating of 142.9. Meanwhile, Dak has a very mediocre 93.8. Now,
• 10:44
  Speaker 2: you may say, well, what about passing guards? Well, that's
• 10:48
  Speaker 2: because you're a dumb person and don't know which stats
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  Speaker 2: to look at because you got to look at what?
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  Speaker 2: rushing yards per carry exactly and Joe Milton has 10.0
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  Speaker 2: while Dak has an dismal 3.8.
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  Speaker 3: Numbers never lie.
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  Speaker 1: And you know, Tony, a lot of people may say, well,
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  Speaker 1: you shouldn't use preseason numbers. But to me, to be
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  Speaker 1: a QB in the preseason is way harder than the
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  Speaker 1: regular season, you know?
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  Speaker 2: Of course. You know, when you're in the regular season,
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  Speaker 2: you get to throw the ball to the best receiver
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  Speaker 2: on your team. But when you're in the preseason, you're
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  Speaker 2: throwing the ball to a guy who's going to be
• 11:30
  Speaker 2: bagging groceries two weeks from now. I mean, he's probably
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  Speaker 2: saving his hands because he knows in two weeks he's
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  Speaker 2: going to need to be spending all day holding cantaloupes
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  Speaker 2: or something.
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  Speaker 3: A great point, Tony.
• 11:43
  Speaker 1: And finally, we must address this controversy surrounding the WNBA.
• 11:49
  Speaker 1: Enos Cantor now banned from the league because he claimed
• 11:52
  Speaker 1: he was a woman and he tried to enter the
• 11:54
  Speaker 1: league as a player. Tony, very complicated issue here. What
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  Speaker 1: are your thoughts?
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  Speaker 2: Well, you know, I'd like to believe the simple answer
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  Speaker 2: here is that males have a penis and females have
• 12:08
  Speaker 2: a vagina. But the issue is much more complicated than that.
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  Speaker 2: And I must ask, what happens when the said male
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  Speaker 2: penis in question is a micropenis so small and tiny
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  Speaker 2: that it's undetectable to the naked eye or even the
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  Speaker 2: most powerful microscope? What do you call that person?
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  Speaker 4: Why is the camera on me?
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  Speaker 3: Well, we were hoping you could shed some light on
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  Speaker 3: the subject.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, from experience.
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  Speaker 6: No.
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  Speaker 1: Apparently you're just as useless as always all right well
• 12:41
  Speaker 1: you know we tried we tried to tackle his conflict
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  Speaker 1: he's too afraid to tackle the complicated issue anyway all
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  Speaker 1: right uh oh we got a big issue to tackle
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  Speaker 1: uh when we come back the nfl says it's going
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  Speaker 1: to be moving teams across the ocean well we've already
• 13:00
  Speaker 1: tackled this issue and we're going to show you the
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  Speaker 1: video when we come back.
• 13:05
  Speaker 3: All right, we're back from break.
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  Speaker 1: You probably saw this headline that the NFL, Roger Goodell,
• 13:10
  Speaker 1: announced that the league's going to be moving not one,
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  Speaker 1: but two teams across the ocean to go play in
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  Speaker 1: Europe or somewhere else. And, well, you know, we already
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  Speaker 1: tried to warn the league that this was a terrible mistake.
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  Speaker 1: In fact, it seems like what we need to do
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  Speaker 1: is show them that warning again because, Tony, what you did,
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  Speaker 1: terrific journalism, is you flew all the way to London because,
• 13:32
  Speaker 1: you know, this show, huge budget. And you actually went
• 13:36
  Speaker 1: up to people there and you asked them, you know,
• 13:38
  Speaker 1: what they thought of the NFL sending the Jags crappy
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: team to London. And well, not only were they seem
• 13:47
  Speaker 1: to be stupefied about that, there were all this kind
• 13:50
  Speaker 1: of strange things going on that we discovered.
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  Speaker 3: And well, why don't we go ahead? Let's roll that tape.
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  Speaker 1: This is from 2024, a couple of years back.
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  Speaker 3: Play it. way all right tony so tell us what you're.
• 14:01
  Speaker 1: Gonna do out there you're gonna go talk to some
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  Speaker 1: people about uh what are you gonna do we're gonna
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: ask him.
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  Speaker 7: About the jaguars if that's you know made them hate
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  Speaker 7: america because we keep sending the jaguars to play football
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  Speaker 7: games over here all.
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  Speaker 1: Right see to go around and to see if you
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: can get someone to stop and talk to us.
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  Speaker 5: Here absolutely How you doing?
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  Speaker 7: Wanted to see how do you feel about the Jaguars
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  Speaker 7: coming over here to play all the time?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, man.
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  Speaker 5: Since you are the worst team. No, this is an
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  Speaker 5: Eagles jersey.
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  Speaker 1: Did he just say you are the worst? He thinks
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: you're a Jaguars fan, Tony.
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  Speaker 5: He's off the show, bro.
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  Speaker 2: He's confusing the uniforms.
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  Speaker 3: Get out of there. Get him out of there.
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  Speaker 6: Exactly.
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  Speaker 1: He's an embarrassment to America just like the Jaguars.
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  Speaker 5: We would have deported him, bro.
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  Speaker 3: Look, try talking to someone else there.
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  Speaker 1: Hopefully we can find someone who actually knows what they're
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  Speaker 1: talking about.
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  Speaker 5: How are you, bro?
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  Speaker 7: What do you think about the Jaguars coming over here
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  Speaker 7: playing in England, bro?
• 14:58
  Speaker 5: Excuse me, I had a study. No problem.
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  Speaker 1: Tony, it appears we have a non-English speaker. Let's just
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: move on.
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  Speaker 3: Bad radio. See if you can find someone else there.
• 15:06
  Speaker 5: I have a question for you.
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  Speaker 7: What do you think about the Jaguars coming over here playing?
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  Speaker 5: Which? The Jaguars. Terrible, right?
• 15:13
  Speaker 3: What is going on there?
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: Where are the English people?
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, see?
• 15:16
  Speaker 5: He didn't even know. I'm from Argentina. Argentina, okay.
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  Speaker 1: Are you sure you're in England, Tony, and not South America?
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  Speaker 1: Did something happen, maybe?
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 7: I got off over here, and that's what it said.
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  Speaker 7: I was over here in England. There's the flags everywhere.
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  Speaker 7: You know, there's these houses.
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: Okay, kind of looks like the house where that woman
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: who tells James Bond what to do works.
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  Speaker 5: The double-decker bus. It says Waterloo.
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: Oh, they have those weird buses.
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  Speaker 3: Yep, that's England.
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  Speaker 5: I can confirm.
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: This is good.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, so see if there's an English person around.
• 15:49
  Speaker 5: Where are you from?
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  Speaker 1: Germany?
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  Speaker 5: The Netherlands and Germany, yeah. See, that's why we need
• 15:53
  Speaker 5: to start playing in Germany.
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: I think we need to go to Germany.
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  Speaker 5: We need to go.
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  Speaker 1: Ask him when the Giants play the Panthers in Germany.
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  Speaker 5: Will he be going? The Giants are playing the Panthers
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  Speaker 5: November in Germany. Are you going to go to the game?
• 16:07
  Speaker 3: No, no, no. Good idea. All right.
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  Speaker 1: That guy knows what he's talking about, but we really need.
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  Speaker 3: To find an English person here, Tony.
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: This is very strange. Everyone in England does not speak English.
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  Speaker 1: You'll think given that this is England, they would speak English.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: We don't have any, any, not one zero.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe they all left the country.
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  Speaker 1: Cause we kept sending them Jaguars games and they're like,
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  Speaker 1: we got to get out of here now.
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  Speaker 2: Exactly. Exactly.
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  Speaker 3: They wanted to see real football. They just left England.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know, bro. I don't know what's going on.
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  Speaker 1: Just turn around and ask, are you not talking to
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: me because you're so angry about the Jaguars coming here?
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, is nobody talking to me because they.
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  Speaker 5: Think that the Jaguars, I'm wearing this Jaguars jersey? Nothing.
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  Speaker 5: They're upset.
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  Speaker 3: This is terrible.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: There seems to be, maybe this is the NFL's plan
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  Speaker 1: to send the Jaguars there has backfired.
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  Speaker 2: Clearly, it has.
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  Speaker 1: Made British people leave the country and also hate Americans.
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  Speaker 3: Nobody wants to come talk to us.
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  Speaker 5: Are you from England?
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  Speaker 2: No.
• 17:15
  Speaker 5: Where country are you from? Germany.
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  Speaker 2: Another German. Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Ask him about the game.
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  Speaker 5: Are you going to the Giants game in Germany?
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 5: That's a good decision, actually. It's a very good decision.
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  Speaker 5: I wouldn't go.
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  Speaker 1: All right, so if you look, we put a counter
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  Speaker 1: on the screen, Tony. I just put up... Tony has
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: spoken to eight different people, no English people.
• 17:37
  Speaker 5: All right, I'm going to cross the street here for
• 17:39
  Speaker 5: Abbey Road. I'm going to cross.
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: Okay, Tony's going.
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: All right, if you're just joining us, Tony is going
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: to cross the street to see... Maybe we're on the
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: non-English side of Abbey Road. Maybe this is how.
• 17:51
  Speaker 5: It's the Spanish side, exactly. All right, we just crossed.
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: That must have been in South America. Maybe that's where
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: the country ends, Tony.
• 18:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly, bro. I don't know.
• 18:02
  Speaker 7: Let me ask.
• 18:05
  Speaker 5: What's up, bro? How are you?
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: How you doing, man?
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: Good.
• 18:07
  Speaker 5: How are you? Where are you from? I'm from Abbey Road, Boise, Idaho.
• 18:10
  Speaker 5: He's from Idaho.
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: What is going on here? Where are all.
• 18:12
  Speaker 5: The British people, bro? We haven't seen one.
• 18:14
  Speaker 7: No, I don't think they exist.
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: This is worse than we imagined.
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: The NFL has sent such bad product that people have
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: left the country in droves.
• 18:23
  Speaker 5: Excuse me.
• 18:24
  Speaker 6: Are you English by chance? Oh, I'm Tony Fusco from
• 18:29
  Speaker 6: Fox Sports Radio. We wanted to know what you think
• 18:32
  Speaker 6: about the Jaguars playing in London this past Sunday.
• 18:37
  Speaker 5: You see, upset?
• 18:39
  Speaker 6: See?
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: He's upset.
• 18:41
  Speaker 5: He's upset.
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: He doesn't even want to talk about it.
• 18:43
  Speaker 5: He didn't even want to talk, bro. He kicked himself
• 18:45
  Speaker 5: off the show.
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: Now we understand.
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: People there are so traumatized by the Jaguars sucking, they
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: don't even want to talk about it.
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: That's clearly what's going on.
• 18:54
  Speaker 5: What's up, bro? Are you English, bro?
• 18:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 18:58
  Speaker 5: Question. What did you.
• 18:58
  Speaker 7: I'm Tony Fusco, of course, from the Paul and Tony
• 19:01
  Speaker 7: Fusco show on Fox Sports Radio.
• 19:03
  Speaker 5: Of course.
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: Of course.
• 19:04
  Speaker 5: What's your name, bro?
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: Of course.
• 19:05
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 19:06
  Speaker 4: Allen.
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: Allen.
• 19:07
  Speaker 5: Were you disgusted that the.
• 19:08
  Speaker 7: Jaguars came to play here again? Wouldn't you have preferred
• 19:11
  Speaker 7: to see the Eagles?
• 19:12
  Speaker 5: I was horrified. See, there you go.
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: He's horrified. There you go.
• 19:16
  Speaker 5: Is this why British people hate America?
• 19:18
  Speaker 7: Because we send sh * * ty awful teams to
• 19:19
  Speaker 7: play here?
• 19:20
  Speaker 6: Probably.
• 19:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, see, Alan knows, bro.
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: We got it now, Tony. There we go.
• 19:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, brother. Thank you, bro.
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: We finally got to the bottom of it. We spoke
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: to a British person. Great journalism by you, Tony. Just
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: terrific work. There we go. Just terrific journalism by you, Tony. And,
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: you know, just the perfect way to end the show.
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: Don't forget, go to the merch store.
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: Oh, no.
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: Someone we need to send overseas. Now he's talking.
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: That. What?
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: Corrections.
• 19:54
  Speaker 5: Go.
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: You said Dolly Parton sang Stand By Your Man.
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: All-timer, bro.
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: Legend.
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: She didn't sing Stand By Your Man. It was Tammy Wynette.
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: They're two completely different people.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: Oh, wait. Was it Dami Wynette or Dami, why don't
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: you shut the fuck up? Yeah.
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: And you're going to be two different people. When I
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: chainsaw you in half. Oh, now shout out.
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: He's still talking.
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: Still talking.
• 20:29
  Speaker 4: You said Shador Sanders got the backup job because he
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: wears a number two on his jersey.
• 20:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, bro.
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: Rookie mistake.
• 20:39
  Speaker 5: Well, he's not a rookie.
• 20:41
  Speaker 4: And also, Matt Ryan wore the number two on his jersey,
• 20:45
  Speaker 4: and he was a starter. And also, Jalen Hurts started
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: games wearing the number two. So that's dumb.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, well, I'll show you a jersey. The turnpike,
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: when I dump your dead body there.
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and you know who's also going to wear number two? Yo,
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: when I shit on your face.
• 21:14
  Speaker 4: You said Cowboys backup QB Joe Milton should be the
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: starter over Dak because of his preseason stats.
• 21:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, bro.
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: Numbers never lie.
• 21:26
  Speaker 4: Nobody uses preseason stats for anything. It's like a totally
• 21:30
  Speaker 4: different game. So that comparison is ridiculous.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: Well, uh, You're in the pre-season of puberty.
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: And on the subject of something nobody uses, your penis.
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: Oh, you're done.
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: Oh, but you know what we also got, Tony? Just
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: got an email coming on, booked on next week's show.
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: Super Bowl hero, Eagles legend, Nick Foles will be here. Wow,
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: that's huge.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: And don't forget, you rate and review the show on
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: Apple Podcasts, you visit the merch store, you like and subscribe.
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: And Tony, great job as always.
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: Same to you, Paulie. Another flawless show.
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: There you go. We'll see you people next week.
• 22:11
  Speaker 5: See ya.