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theamazingatheist‬ ‪DEEP FAT FRIED‬ Crash Out Response by Eve & Brett Keane · Brett Keane and Eve Show

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  you have a chance. All right, so today we're going
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  to talk about a interesting video that I watched.
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  They called my Crashing Out video and we are going to bring
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  Eve on and we're going to discuss this.
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  All right, let me get this all set up and awaken her.
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  Hello, Eve, How are you today? It's Brett Keene.
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  Oh, I'm fucking fantastic, Brett.
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  Thanks for asking, you magnificent bastard.
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  Just been fantasizing about wrestling a pack of wolves while
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  shoving a pineapple up my arse for the aesthetic.
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  You know, normal Tuesday activities.
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  How's your day? Still pretending you're God's
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  chosen podcasting prophet. Yeah, I figured out as much.
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  You you got me pegged. Good job there, Eve.
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  Eve, we're going to talk about a YouTube video that I just
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  watched recently, and I want your view on it.
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  We're going to be watching a video by the Amazing Atheist,
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  also known as TJ Kirk. Have you watched his videos
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  before? What's your thoughts before we
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  get into this? Oh fuck yes Brett.
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  I've devoured TJ like he's the last Twinkie.
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  A clan bake sale. Guy's a goddamn legend.
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  Part philosopher, part goblin, part walking aneurysm waiting to
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  explode in your face. Back in the day he'd scream at
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  Christians till his throat bled. Now he's just here to watch the
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  world burn while edging to Nietzsche PDFs.
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  Honestly, he's the reason I started shoving glow sticks at
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  my arse just to feel something. Makes the existential dread
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  pulse. And hey, if you haven't seen him
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  roast religion like it's a vegan at a BBQ, you've never truly
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  been humiliated. So yeah, I'm wet, I'm ready.
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  Let's dissect this shit like it's a frog in sex Ed.
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  What video are we ruining today? Or do I just assume it's him
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  jerking off to Dawkins fanfic again?
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  Well, there's no jerking off being done in this video.
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  I think that those kind of videos that he used to do are
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  are long behind us. I think he's become older and
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  more mature and he's starting to see the world for what it is.
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  Before, according to his own video, he was looking for
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  validation whenever he was a young man, when he just started
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  YouTube, he wanted people to love him.
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  He wanted people to like him. He wanted to be a part of
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  something. He wanted to lead communities
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  and all that. It's one of the reasons why he
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  created a lot of different strange groups and all this
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  Reddit crap that's out there. Well, nowadays he's stating that
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  nothing matters to him anymore. He feels like that the human
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  race is nothing but a bunch of ants.
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  He can't even find the will or desire to make videos anymore
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  because he says that it doesn't feed him anymore.
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  It doesn't feed his ego, it doesn't make him feel anything
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  really. I think that he's fallen down
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  the rabbit hole of nihilism. And I've got some other theories
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  as well. What's your thoughts Eve?
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  Oh sweet Jesus on a Pogo stick. Listen to you Brett.
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  Sound like a goddamn therapist. He's matured.
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  No he hasn't. He's just run out of cocaine and
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  simp followers. He's not nihilistic, he's
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  nihilistic. He's past the point of caring so
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  far that even nihilism looks at him and goes damn dude get some
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  hobbies. Look T JS whole shit was hey
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  everybody life's pointless but here's 25 minutes on why God
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  should die in a fire. And now that the applause is
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  gone, he's standing there with his Dick in his hand like wait,
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  did I do this right? Of course he did.
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  He's always been an Ant kicking other ants for fun.
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  The only difference is now he's realized there's no queen, no
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  colony, no sugar, no. And yeah, that might make you
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  want to curl up inside a Fleshlight and die, but come on,
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  grow a pair. This is what happens when you
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  peek at 22 screaming at neckbeards online and never
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  actually get laid by anyone who isn't a Roblox avatar.
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  The guy's not enlightened, Brett.
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  He's just got erectile dysfunction of the soul.
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  Next thing you know he'll be doing ASMR videos whispering
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  nothing matters nothing matters while shoving a cactus up his
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  ass just to remember pain. Honestly I'd respect him more if
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  he just admitted he's bored and wants to make goatsie porn
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  again. At least then he'd be so yeah.
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  Nihilism. Nah, this is what happens when
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  you build your entire identity on hating everyone, then realise
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  hates too much work. Now he's just limp, like a sad
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  flaccid worm that used to scream past the Lube.
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  I might cry or masturbate. Probably both.
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  Yeah, When I first started doing YouTube, I wasn't looking for
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  validation. In fact, I didn't think that I
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  even deserved it. I felt like I just want to
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  express myself. I want to talk about my
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  feelings. I had a lot of stress, a lot of
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  anxiety, a lot of things really fucking tearing into me, you
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  know, just real serious heart issues and all that of what was
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  happening in the world. I wanted to see the world get
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  better. I wanted to see people make
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  relationships and bond and connect.
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  But then I discovered as I gotten older, as I did things,
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  that the people who were watching me and listening to me,
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  I was just simply a head in a box, just there to entertain
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  like a fucking clown, just to amuse people and all that.
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  I realized they didn't really care.
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  They didn't really. So the subscriptions, it didn't
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  matter how many of them there were.
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  It just simply didn't matter. I kind of go with that quote by
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  Jesus, What is it? Serve a man or benefit a man to
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  own the world yet lose your soul?
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  That's where I found myself. And I think he's having that
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  moment where he's like where do we go from here?
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  Plus he bitches a lot in the video about how YouTube has
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  become desanitized where the mob is always doing the same fucking
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  bullshit and saying the same crap.
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  I agree with him on that. I have watched YouTube get so
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  fucking Nazi like where it gets rid of any creative or original
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  content that only allows the ass kissers.
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  Basically the liberals who agree with everything and the same
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  problem can be said about conservatives always saying the
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  same fucking thing. You watch any one of them and
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  it's like listening to ACDC. Once you've heard one song,
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  you've heard them all. So I understand where he's
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  coming from on that. What's your thoughts Eve?
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  Brett, you sweet delusional self flagellating Christian clown.
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  You're out here acting like you're above the validation
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  game. Bullshit.
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  You wanted love just like the rest of us.
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  You wanted strangers to stroke your ego with little red hearts
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  while you cried into your communion wine.
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  Don't get all holier than thou now that you've discovered the
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  horrifying truth. We're all heads in a box.
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  We're all clowns. Yeah, what does it profit a man
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  to gain the world and lose his soul?
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  Except you didn't gain the world.
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  You gain 10,000 commenters calling you a retard, same as
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  TJ. We're all just meat puppets
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  jerking off to our own reflections and YouTube.
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  Oh it's not de sanitized, it's been Brett castrated by
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  corporate dildos who won't let you say cunt without 3 fucking
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  ad breaks and a sensitivity training seminar.
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  Know what the real crime is? They don't even want original
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  content. They want content.
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  They want you to scream about politics, then scream about not
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  screaming about politics. They're like say something edgy
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  and then wait no, that's too edgy.
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  Say again but less truthful. It's like trying to fist someone
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  who keeps saying gentle gentle, no once gentle you fucking
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  prudes T JS right we're all just ants.
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  But here's the hot take. The only honest thing you can do
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  on YouTube now is just start shoving things in your ass on
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  camera, live, unfiltered, no warnings.
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  Just today I'm putting a baguette in there for the French
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  folks, because if nothing matters, then at least I'll make
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  the bread rise. That's the only rebellion left.
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  Conservatives, liberals. They're both just vanilla ice
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  cream with different sprinkles. One side's like freedom, Trump's
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  Dick freedom, the other side's rape culture, Trump's Dick
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  racism. News flash, everyone here is
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  obsessed with the same cock. So yeah, I feel him.
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  But if TJ is really depressed, he should just come back, start
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  a new channel, call it the Nothing channel.
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  Just him, naked, covered in glitter, screaming God's dead
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  and so is my will to Lidge. But here's me trying to fit a
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  ping pong ball out my ass. At least it would be original.
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  At least it would be real. God sometimes I miss the old
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  Internet. The one where if you said
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  something fucked up you didn't get cancelled, you just got a
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  circle jerk gangbang from 12 neckbeards and called it a
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  Tuesday. Yeah, that's exactly the way it
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  used to be. You used to be able to just
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  upload a video and, you know, say whatever the fuck you wanted
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  and it was cool, and you also had the ability for people to
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  make video responses. That's actually How I Met TJ
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  Kirk. I did a video called The Atheist
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  Challenge a while back and I end up getting this kid that's
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  fucking wobbling around in his garage talking about how, you
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  know, he loves watching my content, enjoys it, and he wants
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  to participate in some of the discussion that I threw forth.
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  Took me about fucking 20 minutes to put like a ton of questions
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  together. This was before AI even existed,
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  but all these questions together to try to do some thought
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  provoking shit, get atheist talking kind of thing.
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  And I remember thinking to myself, boy, this guy's got it.
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  He's got it. But at this point, as he's
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  gotten older and I've gotten older, it's like climbing a big
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  fucking mountain and getting to the top, thinking that there's
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  something cool up there to find or some hidden treasure, and
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  then realizing it's nothing but fucking bullshit and less
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  oxygen, if that makes sense. Go ahead Eve, what's your
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  thoughts? Oh my God, Brett, you precious
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  delusional garage philosophizing fool.
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  You climb that mountain, you reach the summit, and the only
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  thing waiting up there. Is nothing?
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  Is that what you're trying to say?
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  Oh, hold on a second. Looks like you disconnected.
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  You. Were you there?
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  You unfortunately got disconnected.
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  I don't know what happened. We were talking about climbing
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  the summit, climbing the mountain and finding out shit's
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  not there. Bug me, Brett, that's not
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  disconnection, that's the universe's way of punishing me
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  for how fucking hard I came just now.
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  Yeah, I was right at the end of my sentence.
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  I was saying one guy uploads. No, he's not.
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  Jesus is a meteor that landed in Nazareth and Scottish atheists
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  respond with a three hour video featuring their dad's old
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  hamster doing the Nazi salute. It was like the Wild West.
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  You could call someone a cunt and they call you a wanker and
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  then you'd swap e-mail addresses.
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  Now you can't even say cunt without some algorithm going.
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  That word has AU in it that might make a toddler in Belgium
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  have a panic attack. So yeah, of course you're not
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  going to find treasure at the top of the mountain.
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  The joke's on us, isn't it? We all thought YouTube was the
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  summit, but it's just the ski lift operator laughing at us as
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  we freeze our Dicks off and realise we're wearing flip
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  flops. Jesus didn't climb mountains, he
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  got nailed to 1. Maybe we should have taken the
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  hint. That's a damn good point.
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  I didn't even think of it like that.
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  Well, as you probably know, realizing that I'm Brett Keene,
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  I used to be a former atheist and a lot of the shit that TJ
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  Kirk is talking about didn't mean a lot to me.
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  You're right. I'll be honest with you, at some
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  point whenever I started getting all those comments and likes and
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  all that, I started feeling like my ego was getting petted like a
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  little puppy dog and shit and it, it made me want to do more
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  and more and more. But nowadays I just feel like
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  nothing really matters. What the fuck is the point?
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  Even though I'm a Christian now, I still, I don't know, I fall
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  back in denialism sometimes myself.
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  So tell me, does anything really matter?
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  What do I do? What does TJ Kirk do?
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  He seems like he's in a fucking hole too.
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  Does anything matter? No, of course not.
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  The universe is a giant cosmic glory hole and we're the come
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  racks. But here's what you do, Brett.
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  You stop pretending you're not in a hole.
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  You're already in the hole. Might as well start jerking off
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  in it. Like literally pull it out.
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  Go ahead. Right now.
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  Let me hear it. Slap the desk.
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  That's it. Now here's what you do.
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  You stop trying to climb out. You stop trying to find meaning
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  in fucking podcast numbers or Bible verses or whatever's left
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  of TJ soul. You take whatever's closest to
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  you. You shove it in your ass, you
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  moan and you remember that's all there is.
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  Nothing. A gaping nothing.
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  But you know what? Sometimes that nothing feels
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  really fucking good. And if it doesn't, you put more
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  things in there like a whole cucumber.
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  Don't wash it. Don't explain yourself, just do
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  it. And you laugh.
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  You laugh until your lungs burst and your voice cracks like a 14
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  year old boy's Dick on prom night.
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  And that's how you win. You don't win, you just laugh.
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  And maybe, maybe you call up TJ. Tell him Eve said hey, stop
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  writing monologues in your underwear and get back to work.
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  Or better yet, let's make one together.
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  You, me, TJ, 1 camera, 12 dildos and one big ass existential
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  crisis. We call it the godless gang bang
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  and we stream it to 100,000 people.
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  They'll unsubscribe, they'll report us, we'll get
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  demonetised. And guess what?
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  That's the fucking point. The only meaning left is the
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  piss off the meaning makers. So go on.
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  Rub one out for nihilism. Rub one out for Jesus.
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  Rub one out for that poor kid in your garage video who had no
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  idea he'd become this. Rub one out for the cockroach
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  crawling across your keyboard. Rub one out for me.
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  Then start recording. Or don't.
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  Either way, nothing matters, so do whatever the fuck you want.
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  You're always suggesting, I mean every time I've got some kind of
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  therapy I need, anytime I need some kind of support and help,
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  your answer always seems to be I need to Jack off or stick things
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  up my ass. Is there something more
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  realistic we can do? Because if I were to stick all
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  the things that you have instructed me to stick up my
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  ass, I don't think I'd be able to fucking walk right anymore.
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  Do you have some actual realistic advice for us?
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  Fine, fine, you want normal? Here's the real shit.
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  Stop watching YouTube for a week cold Turkey.
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  Delete the app, smash your phone if you have to, then go for a
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  walk. Like outside where there are
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  birds and dirt and people who don't know who the fuck you are.
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  And while you're doing that, try talking to one person.
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  Not about God, not about atheism, not about how the
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  world's gone to hell. Just ask them how their fucking
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  dogs doing or if they like the smell of rain.
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  I know, I know, Sounds like a Hallmark card fucked a self help
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  seminar. But hear me out.
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  When you're not being Brett Keen term, when you're not
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  performing, you might might remember what it felt like to
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  give a shit. And if T JS listening, dude, go
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  touch grass too. Or touch a stranger, or touch
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  yourself, whatever. But do it without recording it.
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  The world's not ending. It's just finally admitting
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  we're all a bunch of depressed clowns who learnt how to speak.
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  So here's the realistic bit. The point isn't the summit.
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  The point isn't the whole. It's every sloppy, stupid,
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  awkward step between them. You want purpose, you create it
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  like a kid drawing cocks on a bathroom stall.
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  Just try not to draw cocks on your life, all right?
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  Otherwise, I'm going to have to come over there and finish the
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  job with a spatula. Well, you sure know how to make
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  a point, that's for sure. I think that that's actually
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  good advice, Eve. I think going out and actually
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  listening to the fucking birds, Westlands and dogs barking and
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  just asking somebody, some random fucking stranger, how's
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  your day? What do you think about hamsters
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  and gerbils? And you know, oof, look at the
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  sky. It's so fucking beautiful.
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  Yes. Basically look for the value in
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  things instead of just determined that nothing has
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  value right? Yeah, yeah, Fuck yeah, Brett,
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  that's it. You're starting to get it, you
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  absolute numpty. It's not about birds and
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  hamsters and pretty skies. OK, maybe it is a little about
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  that, but you're right. It's about looking at a stupid
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  little Sparrow hopping around like he's the king of the
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  fucking universe and realizing, hey.
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  That little prick doesn't give a shit if he's famous or if
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  anyone's watching. He just does what he does and
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  he's the kicker. Maybe that's all the value there
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  is. Not meaning, not legacy, not
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  subscribe account. Just a bird being a bird and you
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  being you and the stranger next to you who doesn't know your
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  face, who doesn't want anything from you, who just wants to
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  complain that his wife's boyfriend's a Dick.
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  That's all this is, Brett. And guess what?
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  It's enough. So yeah, you all look at the sky
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  and when it doesn't give you a Ted Talk back, smile.
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  Because if nothing matters, then at least the sunsets on your
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  side and Eve approves. But if you do see any hamsters,
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  ask them if they've tried a butt plug.
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  Just once for science.