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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show August 31st 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: Due to the graphic nature of this program, listener discretion
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  Speaker 1: is advised.
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  Speaker 2: The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 3: This is The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 2: Insensitivity training.
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  Speaker 1: For a politically correct world.
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  Speaker 4: Two, one.
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  Speaker 2: Class is now in session. Good morning, everybody!
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  Speaker 5: Good morning!
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  Speaker 2: Today is Monday. It is August the 31st, the final
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  Speaker 2: day of August, 2026.
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  Speaker 3: Sweet. Nice.
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  Speaker 2: It's all downhill from here.
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  Speaker 3: Greg, you know? It sucks, man. It was June. Four
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  Speaker 3: seconds ago.
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  Speaker 2: Dude, September still counts, I think, as summer.
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  Speaker 4: It's hot as hell!
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  Speaker 3: Until, like, the 21st?
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  Speaker 2: I was going to say, yeah. So, all the way to...
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  Speaker 2: Three weeks. Let's just consider September. That's, like, really the
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  Speaker 2: final month of... of official summer.
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  Speaker 3: Okay. Right?
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  Speaker 2: You're going to be okay. And silver lining, even though
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  Speaker 2: it's the beginning of a brand new week, we have
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  Speaker 2: a holiday weekend coming up. So Labor Day, three-day weekend.
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  Speaker 3: Rip. There's a lot to rip off. You should be
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  Speaker 3: excited about it. And Greg, it's payday. Oh, that's right.
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  Speaker 3: I'm ripping over that. Yeah, you're right. Today's payday.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, look at that.
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  Speaker 3: So much to be happy about. So much.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you for being here. We are The Woody Show. Woody, Greg, Menace,
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  Speaker 2: Gina Grant. We got Seabass. There's Sammy.
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  Speaker 5: Hello.
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  Speaker 3: Jeff G. is here.
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  Speaker 2: Morgan is our associate producer. Vaughn, our video producer. Dumbass
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  Speaker 2: Tyler is here. We got Bort. We got Menji. Phones
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  Speaker 2: are open. 877-44-WOODY. You can send us a text. Check
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  Speaker 2: in over to 22987. Today, August 31st, is International Day
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  Speaker 2: for People of African Descent. So Menace, congratulations. And me too.
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  Speaker 2: Today is International Overdose Awareness Day. So just be aware
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  Speaker 2: of it.
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  Speaker 5: Bring your Narcan can with you.
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  Speaker 3: Don't do it.
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  Speaker 2: Today is Eat Outside Day.
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  Speaker 5: Love it. Love a picnic.
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  Speaker 3: Hate it.
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  Speaker 2: It's Love Litigating Lawyers Day.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know about that.
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  Speaker 2: So are we talking about we're supposed to love litigating lawyers?
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  Speaker 2: Are we supposed to like enjoy... litigating a lawyer.
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  Speaker 5: No, I think it's the first one.
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  Speaker 3: Like suing a lawyer or something.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, I just love lawyers.
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  Speaker 2: National Zoo Awareness Day.
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  Speaker 5: I'm aware.
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  Speaker 3: Shout out to zoos.
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  Speaker 2: Yep.
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  Speaker 3: Shout out to zoos.
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  Speaker 4: Love a good zoo.
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  Speaker 2: It's National Matchmaker Day and today is National Trail Mix Day.
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  Speaker 2: Is there a difference between trail mix and gorp?
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  Speaker 5: I think that is gorp.
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  Speaker 2: Because I think outdoors people, they like to say gorp.
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  Speaker 2: They don't say trail mix.
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  Speaker 5: Because it's granola.
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  Speaker 3: Good old raisins and peanuts.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, is that what it means?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, okay. Oh, I thought it was granola something, raisins
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  Speaker 3: and peanuts. I've never heard of gorp in my life.
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  Speaker 3: Me neither.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so when I was stuck in all these outdoorsy places,
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  Speaker 2: you know, like the intervention program, the stupid boarding schools
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  Speaker 2: and stuff.
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  Speaker 3: So hippy-dippy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, like, oh, well, everybody gets a little small bag
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  Speaker 2: of GORP.
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  Speaker 5: And I hate GORP.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, what the hell is GORP?
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  Speaker 3: I would agree.
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  Speaker 5: I've never heard that. And you guys are both sort
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  Speaker 5: of correct. According to the old REI, granola oats, raisins,
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  Speaker 5: and peanuts is one way people have spun it. But
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  Speaker 5: they're saying the first reference was 1913. And GORPing was
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  Speaker 5: just eating greedily. And it says good.
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  Speaker 6: Old raisins and peanuts. And when it says granola oats,
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  Speaker 6: raisins and peanuts aren't oats in.
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  Speaker 2: That's granola.
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  Speaker 7: Granola.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that sounds like- Revisionist history. That sounds like man
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  Speaker 2: who was a redundant man.
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  Speaker 5: Exactly.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: So Rockstar Games- You know, the recent leaks. Have you
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  Speaker 2: seen some of the leaks about Grand Theft Auto 6?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. People are going crazy. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And so they said most of the leaked video has
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  Speaker 2: been pulled from obvious sources. But, I mean, that's the Internet,
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  Speaker 2: so it lives forever.
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  Speaker 5: Right.
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  Speaker 2: But Rockstar said the leaks are heartbreaking for our team. Heartbreaking.
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  Speaker 3: So that's how you know these are at least real. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So they said this wasn't how fans were supposed to
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  Speaker 2: see the game after.
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  Speaker 3: All this time.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we wanted to have our own presentation.
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  Speaker 2: And while some spoilers may have been revealed, Rockstar is
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  Speaker 2: planning an official extended look at the game and the gameplay.
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  Speaker 2: And the official release date, of course, is November 19th,
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  Speaker 2: which they say the economy will grind to a halt.
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  Speaker 3: Right, Menace?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's going to change the landscape, they say. Like,
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  Speaker 4: you know, you're going to see delivery food apps, like, explode.
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  Speaker 4: So maybe, not financial advice, buy a couple pairs of
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  Speaker 4: stock in some of these.
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  Speaker 3: Couple pairs. Couple pairs.
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  Speaker 2: Are you okay to buy four stocks?
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  Speaker 4: Every time I try to keep my Invisalign in, it
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  Speaker 4: just gets even worse.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, babe.
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  Speaker 2: Is that a worldwide release, November 19th?
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  Speaker 3: So, like, Europe?
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  Speaker 5: Because I know this is a huge worldwide thing.
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  Speaker 3: See, that I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: According to one of the leaks, which I'm assuming is
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  Speaker 2: true because they're coming out and acknowledging the leaks, is
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  Speaker 2: that in GTA 6, and I don't want to do this,
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  Speaker 2: you're going to have to stop to refuel.
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  Speaker 8: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: So you're driving the cars around?
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  Speaker 3: I could do that.
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  Speaker 5: I could stop at the grocery store.
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  Speaker 2: That's got to be a thing that you could toggle
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  Speaker 2: on and off though, right? That's hilarious. Like if you're
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  Speaker 2: not interested. Like I would love to be able to
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  Speaker 2: toggle off fuel. Let's just say that was required. Toggle
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  Speaker 2: that off. Toggle having to reload ammo.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Toggle health.
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  Speaker 5: What are you, God? Yes.
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  Speaker 2: I just want to be able to run around and
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  Speaker 2: create havoc.
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  Speaker 3: Forever. Walk up to Randall's and punch him.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think I've ever gone through and have done
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  Speaker 2: the story of a Grand Theft Auto. I think I've
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  Speaker 2: just done like kamikaze kind of stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, totally.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just running around carjacking people. Yeah, beating up hookers
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  Speaker 2: and taking my money back.
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  Speaker 5: I think they're going for hyper realism because I saw
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  Speaker 5: some of these leaks that are like inside nightclubs and
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  Speaker 5: you cannot see anything.
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  Speaker 8: Oh, man.
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  Speaker 3: So it's like ultra realistic.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, some fans love it. Others think this could get annoying.
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  Speaker 2: And also, how realistic will the mileage be? So if
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  Speaker 2: you're in this super high-performance car.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, if you steal a car that's already full,
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  Speaker 3: you should be good for several hours, right? There's a
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  Speaker 3: really good thing on Netflix right now.
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  Speaker 9: It's like in-game footage, and it's like 27 minutes long
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  Speaker 9: of all the stuff at GTA.
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  Speaker 2: It gives you a really good look at it. If
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  Speaker 2: you haven't seen it yet, it's very much worth watching. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: there was this one, quote, influencer. I guess they reached
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  Speaker 2: out to him. They said, hey, man, do you want
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  Speaker 2: to be one of these non-playable characters on the new
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  Speaker 2: Grand Theft?
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  Speaker 3: He's like, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And they totally made him gay. They put him like
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  Speaker 2: in a rainbow shirt or something like that, which I
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  Speaker 2: guess they're pretty notorious for. And so he's like, well,
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  Speaker 2: I wasn't exactly sure how I was going to be portrayed.
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  Speaker 5: So it's still awesome.
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  Speaker 3: Whatever, you're a cartoon.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Now, who knows?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, maybe we've all been duped. I'm not going
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  Speaker 2: to mention the guy's name just in case, but I
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  Speaker 2: thought that was kind of funny.
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  Speaker 5: I saw that and I was like, because he showed
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  Speaker 5: like a real, supposedly real ABC New York profile on
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  Speaker 5: him being a gay prostitute. Like ABC New York would
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  Speaker 5: not do a.
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  Speaker 3: Profile on a gay prostitute.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're not going to do a hit piece. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: or yeah, on just some like regular influencer.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I did read something about all the non-playable characters.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, they went into such... they've had a billion
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  Speaker 2: years to get this thing together. So they've gone into, like,
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  Speaker 2: so much detail on all these other things that they
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  Speaker 2: didn't really do that with the other games, which is
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  Speaker 2: why this one's going to be like nothing else. Even
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  Speaker 2: that stuff of being able to go into, like, every
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  Speaker 2: building you see, be able to walk into the building and.
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  Speaker 3: And actually move around.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: That's crazy. Yeah, exactly. That's so weird.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, pretty cool. You know what else is kind of funny?
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  Speaker 3: When the people do.
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  Speaker 2: videos where it makes it look they're doing it's all
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  Speaker 2: live action but how characters move in the games like
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  Speaker 2: how they run and they have other everybody else acting
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  Speaker 2: around them and acting out like gameplay of a grand
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  Speaker 2: theft auto it's pretty funny oh i gotta see that
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  Speaker 2: let's say you're running in the game right greg and
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  Speaker 2: you get to a wall and the guy is still
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  Speaker 2: doing the running motion and people are recreating that yeah
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  Speaker 2: exactly and when they turn the way they swing what
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  Speaker 2: That's hilarious.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's pretty funny, man. I'll watch that today.
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  Speaker 2: 877-44-WOODY is the phone number.
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  Speaker 3: Send us a text.
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  Speaker 2: Over to 229-87... It's time for your birthdays. I'm not
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  Speaker 2: sure how old the gerbil is, but Richard Gere is
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  Speaker 2: 77 years old today. That was one of those, like,
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  Speaker 2: that's a classic urban legend.
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  Speaker 3: Classic on the playground, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Richard Gere is 77.
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  Speaker 3: Chris Tucker....
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  Speaker 2: Is 55. Sarah Ramirez, she was in Grey's Anatomy, The Sitter,
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  Speaker 2: Sex and the City. 51 years old. She was like,
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  Speaker 2: I forget her name. Was it Cassie or something? She
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  Speaker 2: was a lesbian in Grey's Anatomy.
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  Speaker 5: Well, she was super butch on Just Like That.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: What's her name?
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  Speaker 2: Sarah Ramirez.
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  Speaker 10: And she was the cashier in, is it You've Got Mail?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, right.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Quite a career.
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  Speaker 3: She got hardcore, Leslie. She was Dr.
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  Speaker 5: Callie Torres.
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  Speaker 8: Callie, see?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, babe.
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  Speaker 2: Professional wrestler, musician from the WWE. Jeff Hardy is 49. Musician.
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  Speaker 3: Nice.
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  Speaker 2: I guess so. Jalen Brunson from the Knicks is 30.
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  Speaker 2: And you got Debbie Gibson. Remember Debbie Gibson?
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  Speaker 3: She's 56.
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  Speaker 2: And then you got Marsha Clark, the prosecutor from the
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  Speaker 2: OJ Simpson trial. I thought she was dead.
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  Speaker 8: No.
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  Speaker 2: I think, isn't Christopher Darden?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, he died.
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  Speaker 3: He did? Yeah, he did. Yeah, I thought he died, right? Uh-huh.
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  Speaker 8: Thanks.
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  Speaker 3: He died.
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  Speaker 2: Christopher Darden, one of the lawyers.
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  Speaker 3: No, he's 70. He's never dead, right?
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  Speaker 8: No.
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  Speaker 2: I thought he died.
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  Speaker 3: Who just reached?
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  Speaker 2: There was somebody who just.
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  Speaker 3: Was it Judge Ito, maybe? I know Ito's died for sure. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: Judge Ito. There was somebody.
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  Speaker 2: I know that one.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, OJ died.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's dead.
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  Speaker 1: OJ died.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know OJ died. Judge Ito's dead. Kardashian's dead.
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  Speaker 5: Kardashian, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Kardashian died.
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  Speaker 5: Mark Furman, which Sammy hates.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, Mark Furman. That's who I'm thinking of. Don't get
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  Speaker 2: them mixed up. That was somewhat recently, though, right?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's why Sammy was wearing the black armband.
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  Speaker 2: Marsha Clark, 73 years old today. And then your porno
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  Speaker 2: birthday is Jasmine Jay. And today's birthday girl, she's been
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  Speaker 2: plowed more than a crop farm. 935 fine films, including
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  Speaker 2: Filthy and Milfy. She was in Built for Anal, Volume 1.
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  Speaker 3: Made for it.
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  Speaker 2: Used Whoreholes, Volumes 1 and 2.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 2: She was in You Know Your Mom Does Anal, right?
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  Speaker 2: She was in Foot Fetish by the Fire. Cream Filling
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  Speaker 2: for the Void, Volume 1.
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  Speaker 3: Ew.
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  Speaker 2: And then Who Can Forget Her Unforgettable Role in Saving
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  Speaker 2: My Vagina for Marriage, But That Ass Is Yours.
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  Speaker 3: Ha, ha, ha.
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  Speaker 5: I knew so many girls like that in college, I
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  Speaker 5: can't even tell you. Yeah, I bet.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to save this for my man.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: My future husband. God. My butt's all yours, though.
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  Speaker 5: I heard that a dozen times.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know why that would, you would think it
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  Speaker 2: would be, I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: I think it would be the other way around.
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  Speaker 2: Exactly.
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  Speaker 3: So much more work.
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  Speaker 2: Jasmine Jay is 45 years old today. And that's your
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  Speaker 2: porno birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and that's your Monday birthdays
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  Speaker 2: here on The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 3: All right. Another new hour.
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  Speaker 2: Cheers and jeers. We'll start with you, Gina Grad. Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: My cheers is to, like, good, productive neighborhood gossip. I
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  Speaker 6: can't believe how nice my neighbors are.
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  Speaker 3: Productive gossip.
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  Speaker 5: Productive gossip.
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  Speaker 6: So one of the teenagers on our street is going
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  Speaker 6: to watch Pip when we're out of town next month for, like,
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  Speaker 6: the weekend.
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  Speaker 3: That's Gina's dog.
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  Speaker 6: Pip, the little cotone, the clitoris dog, as Menace calls it. And,
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  Speaker 6: but she can't be there all day one of the days.
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  Speaker 6: So she texted me and said her mom will watch
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  Speaker 6: the dog. And I was like, oh, that's nice.
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  Speaker 5: Thank you. That's so nice.
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  Speaker 6: So I'm walking little Pip and this woman who I
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  Speaker 6: kind of know, you know, the dogs are, you know,
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  Speaker 6: sniffing each other. And we talked for a minute.
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  Speaker 5: She goes, oh, I heard that she wasn't going to
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  Speaker 5: be able to watch your dog all day, but that
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  Speaker 5: her mom was going to do it. But do you
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  Speaker 5: need me? I can do it. Yeah, I heard about that.
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  Speaker 6: Like you heard that my dog was going to need
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  Speaker 6: a sitter at their mom.
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  Speaker 8: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: I was like, no, no, we're good. Thank you. But
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  Speaker 5: like just a random neighbor on a walk saying, oh,
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  Speaker 5: I heard you might need a dog sitter.
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  Speaker 3: Everybody talks.
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  Speaker 5: It's crazy.
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  Speaker 3: Something that mundane.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. That's how you know life is good.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my God. I've never.
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  Speaker 2: You live in a nice neighborhood. Things are good when
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  Speaker 2: this is the.
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  Speaker 5: Talk of the neighborhood. I've never in, even as a child,
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  Speaker 5: I never lived in a neighborhood this nice. This is Pleasantville.
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  Speaker 5: I'm obsessed. It's amazing.
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  Speaker 6: Cheers to mother effing fantasy football. Look, it doesn't affect
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  Speaker 6: my life usually. I've never done it. I don't know how.
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  Speaker 6: But somebody invited my kid to do a kid's fantasy
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  Speaker 6: football league. And somehow I got roped into setting it up,
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  Speaker 6: trying to figure out his account. Trying to help him,
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  Speaker 6: you know, change his name to some dumb crap that I.
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  Speaker 2: Don't even know what it means.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, what's the name?
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  Speaker 5: What's the team name? Okay, ready for this?
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  Speaker 2: That's the big thing.
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  Speaker 6: It doesn't even make any sense.
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  Speaker 2: Is he still part of, like, the kids in the
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  Speaker 2: neighborhood on the bicycles? They have a little, like, bicycle gang.
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  Speaker 2: It's the Puking Scorpions, they've named themselves.
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  Speaker 5: And the Puking Scorpions are now doing Fantasy Football League.
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  Speaker 8: Oh.
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  Speaker 5: And it's called, like, Low-Key Legit Nakuwat.
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  Speaker 3: Nakuwat.
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  Speaker 2: Because he loves.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, let me explain.
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  Speaker 2: I don't... What is Nakawat?
• 13:18
  Speaker 5: Well, Nakawat is the, you know, what's his name? Puanakua.
• 13:21
  Speaker 5: And then Nakawat is Kumquat, which I don't think he's
• 13:23
  Speaker 5: ever had. So I don't know.
• 13:25
  Speaker 3: A fruit. Which would be a really fun name.
• 13:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's great. So I have to figure out how
• 13:29
  Speaker 5: to set this up. And I don't know how to play.
• 13:31
  Speaker 5: I don't know what a trade is. I don't know
• 13:32
  Speaker 5: any of this. So good luck to me.
• 13:34
  Speaker 3: Well, this is the thing.
• 13:35
  Speaker 2: Okay, so my wife and I, I've tried to argue
• 13:37
  Speaker 2: about this for years. Like, there's some stuff that's boy
• 13:40
  Speaker 2: and guy stuff. There's other stuff that's daughter and girl stuff.
• 13:43
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 13:44
  Speaker 2: The line is very clear, and when one crosses over
• 13:47
  Speaker 2: to the other, this is Andy's domain.
• 13:50
  Speaker 5: Andy was on a phone call.
• 13:51
  Speaker 2: He'll eventually be off the call.
• 13:53
  Speaker 4: And he can help you.
• 13:55
  Speaker 2: It's not something that's got to be done right in
• 13:57
  Speaker 2: that second, but that is the dad responsibility. You know,
• 14:01
  Speaker 2: if my daughter has questions about stuff that's girl stuff
• 14:03
  Speaker 2: or whatever, that's my wife's thing. I mean, I'm here
• 14:06
  Speaker 2: to be loving and supportive. But at the same time,
• 14:08
  Speaker 2: we all have our areas of expertise.
• 14:10
  Speaker 5: This ain't mine.
• 14:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what you tell them. That's what you tell them. Hey,
• 14:13
  Speaker 3: I know nothing about this. I'm of no help to you.
• 14:14
  Speaker 4: You like sports.
• 14:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, exactly.
• 14:17
  Speaker 5: So good luck to me.
• 14:18
  Speaker 2: Morgan, cheers and jeers.
• 14:19
  Speaker 7: Okay, cheers to Dajon Labre Love. Have you guys heard
• 14:23
  Speaker 7: his name yet?
• 14:25
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 14:25
  Speaker 5: Sounds familiar.
• 14:26
  Speaker 7: He is the fake NFL player that scammed like 26
• 14:30
  Speaker 7: girls out of millions of dollars.
• 14:32
  Speaker 3: I didn't know what his name was. I've heard the story.
• 14:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's blew up over the weekend.
• 14:35
  Speaker 3: Dajon Love.
• 14:36
  Speaker 5: So my cheers goes to him because, I mean, not
• 14:39
  Speaker 5: his reality, right? He just created his.
• 14:42
  Speaker 7: Own reality and he convinced 20, probably more than 20
• 14:45
  Speaker 7: girls to send them money and like these girls are
• 14:47
  Speaker 7: going back on social media now like, One of the
• 14:50
  Speaker 7: girls that went out with him, she tweeted, she went,
• 14:52
  Speaker 7: went from a dating these little baby boys to on
• 14:54
  Speaker 7: a date with an NFL player. And like now these
• 14:57
  Speaker 7: girls have to go back and delete those tweets because
• 14:59
  Speaker 7: they got played so hard.
• 15:01
  Speaker 4: Dude, his videos are hilarious because he holds like carry
• 15:04
  Speaker 4: around a 49ers helmet. and just like make random ass
• 15:08
  Speaker 4: videos like on the beach like he's you know training
• 15:11
  Speaker 4: because that's what real players do.
• 15:14
  Speaker 9: And he's so skinny that's the funniest part he's like
• 15:16
  Speaker 9: super thin and if you know anything about football you're
• 15:19
  Speaker 9: not that thin playing in the NFL he's.
• 15:21
  Speaker 7: So bad And none of these girls looked up a
• 15:23
  Speaker 7: roster to see he's not on any team.
• 15:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, anything.
• 15:27
  Speaker 7: So they deserve to get played. And cheers to him
• 15:29
  Speaker 7: because he had a good run.
• 15:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 15:31
  Speaker 7: Cheers, though, because this guy's name came out. Now there's
• 15:34
  Speaker 7: another one that came out.
• 15:35
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 15:35
  Speaker 5: About him.
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: Yep.
• 15:36
  Speaker 4: The Dallas one, right?
• 15:38
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 15:38
  Speaker 7: I want to say his name, right?
• 15:39
  Speaker 5: Let's see. Uris Agui, the fourth.
• 15:42
  Speaker 7: I believe he faked a Cowboys player, but instead of
• 15:47
  Speaker 7: scamming women, he was like signing balls and stuff and
• 15:50
  Speaker 7: giving them to kids with cancer.
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: Oh, man. Oh, my God.
• 15:54
  Speaker 5: My cheers goes to that guy because he wasn't.
• 15:57
  Speaker 7: Playing the game as fun.
• 15:58
  Speaker 5: It's a fine line for Morgan.
• 15:59
  Speaker 8: Right.
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: But at the same time, probably made some kid with
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: cancer feel really cool for five minutes. So that could
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: almost be the cheer.
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: Don't tell the kids.
• 16:06
  Speaker 7: And he had done the same thing, posted all these
• 16:08
  Speaker 7: cowboys things, you know, in nice cars, all these videos
• 16:11
  Speaker 7: on YouTube.
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: But I guess it's all, look, it's all the same, right?
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: Like the one guy. Not to Morgan.
• 16:15
  Speaker 5: No, no.
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: The first guy. the guy who was pretending to be
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: the 49ers guy trying to date chicks, he was making
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: these women feel good about themselves. Like, oh, I landed
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: this NFL guy.
• 16:23
  Speaker 9: Oh, yeah.
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: They were tweeting about it. And then this other guy that.
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: Got the jeers was making kids with cancer feel good,
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: and he's a jeer?
• 16:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: Grown women get duped. That's a cheer, right?
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: But these kids, they feel better about themselves who are
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: going through something really difficult.
• 16:38
  Speaker 5: Solid point.
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: That's a bad thing?
• 16:40
  Speaker 5: I think it's different victims.
• 16:41
  Speaker 7: Like the girls that are out there specifically to go
• 16:44
  Speaker 7: take men's money, if you don't check a roster, maybe
• 16:47
  Speaker 7: you deserve to get.
• 16:48
  Speaker 5: But he took their money.
• 16:50
  Speaker 11: Like he defrauded them.
• 16:51
  Speaker 7: That's another red flag of, I shouldn't be dating this
• 16:54
  Speaker 7: multimillionaire that wants my money.
• 16:56
  Speaker 4: Also, if you watch the social media videos, like it
• 16:59
  Speaker 4: is on them because he's such a cornball and like
• 17:02
  Speaker 4: every single one.
• 17:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah. So cheers to him. He deserves it. Oh my God.
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: Sammy, cheers and jeers.
• 17:08
  Speaker 10: Well, my cheers is to you guys. I just became
• 17:11
  Speaker 10: an AMC MoviePass member.
• 17:13
  Speaker 11: Congratulations. Thank you. I'm pretty excited about it.
• 17:19
  Speaker 10: It's like 30 bucks a month and you can see
• 17:21
  Speaker 10: four movies a week.
• 17:23
  Speaker 11: A week?
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 17:25
  Speaker 11: And so it's pretty crazy. And I was just going
• 17:28
  Speaker 11: to see one movie. I went and saw Spider-Man. Cheers
• 17:30
  Speaker 11: to that, too. It was pretty great.
• 17:32
  Speaker 10: And it was going to be $ 30.
• 17:34
  Speaker 11: To see that one movie.
• 17:35
  Speaker 10: So I just became a past member because I'm also
• 17:38
  Speaker 10: going to need to see Practical Magic 2 soon.
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: Done.
• 17:41
  Speaker 5: Multiple times.
• 17:42
  Speaker 11: So it made sense. And now I'm like, will I
• 17:44
  Speaker 11: become a movie person and just start going to the.
• 17:46
  Speaker 5: Movies all the time?
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: Here's my question with that AMC. You know, you're mentioning that.
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: It's $ 30 to go see Spider-Man.
• 17:53
  Speaker 8: Yes. Right.
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: And that counts toward the box office tally.
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: So all these people have AMC movie passes. Do they
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: just like credit like it made X number of dollars
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: this weekend? Do they just credit like if you're an
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: AMC member what it would have cost?
• 18:08
  Speaker 5: Oh, I don't know.
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: Like is how do they know that's what you have
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: an AMC? You could have gone and seen anything.
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: I guess that could have got it applied to any
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: of those movies. I guess that would be the way
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: it works.
• 18:20
  Speaker 5: But it didn't make that money.
• 18:22
  Speaker 8: So.
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: But it. It did because... It would.
• 18:25
  Speaker 10: Count towards the count, like number of people, but yeah,
• 18:27
  Speaker 10: towards the amount of money the movie made.
• 18:30
  Speaker 5: I don't know how that works.
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because it's only 30 bucks a month and it
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: gets you four movies.
• 18:33
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 18:35
  Speaker 8: Hmm.
• 18:35
  Speaker 5: That's a good question.
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: Somebody's paying for it. Right.
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: I'm saying like, so this is just like the... It's
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: a guess. I'm wondering from an accounting standpoint, like how
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: they figured that out.
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: I just had such a high thought. How on a
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: Monday does a box office, the box office, calculate this
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: stuff From the two days prior to that. Shouldn't we
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: put them in charge of elections and everything else? Yeah.
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: Well, those box office numbers, those come out like on
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: a Sunday.
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: Oh, they do?
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: During the day on Sunday, they'll say, here's who won
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: the weekend with how much money.
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: And it's an estimate. How do they do that so fast? Yeah, projections.
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: So projection is an estimate. That's interesting.
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but do you get the special line, Sammy?
• 19:13
  Speaker 5: I do. Wow.
• 19:15
  Speaker 10: Yes, I went to get popcorn and a drink, and
• 19:17
  Speaker 10: I waited in the special.
• 19:18
  Speaker 11: Line for only the cardholders, whatever. I'm pretty exclusive VIP. So-
• 19:23
  Speaker 11: My jeers, though, goes to the freaking animals. I have
• 19:28
  Speaker 11: a dog. Steamboat Willie has a cat.
• 19:30
  Speaker 10: And now that they are together, they work off of
• 19:33
  Speaker 10: each other to beg for treats all day long because
• 19:38
  Speaker 10: they've both kind of had their own schedule of when
• 19:40
  Speaker 10: they get treats or whatever.
• 19:41
  Speaker 11: And now they realize if this one's getting a treat,
• 19:44
  Speaker 11: I want a treat, too. I have this cat meowing
• 19:46
  Speaker 11: at all hours of the day for treats.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: And I.
• 19:50
  Speaker 11: Am so tired of it.
• 19:51
  Speaker 10: I don't know when they started running the house and
• 19:53
  Speaker 10: decided they get treats all day long.
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: Well, they figured it out.
• 19:55
  Speaker 5: They're begging for that all the time.
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: Like you ever see the people that get their dogs,
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: they have those like buttons on the floor and they
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: get the dogs to communicate through like pushing the different buttons.
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: I wonder if that's even real. But, you know, they
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: they're smart enough to figure stuff out. Like they're smart
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: enough to be able to signal when they want to
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: go out or signal when they.
• 20:13
  Speaker 5: Have nothing else to do all day.
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 20:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 20:16
  Speaker 11: But it just didn't used to be like this.
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: Accidentally leave the front door open.
• 20:21
  Speaker 8: Oh, no.
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: The cat will wander away.
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: My dog knows that when I get home, I give
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: her pets and kisses. And then typically that's when I'll
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: go into the refrigerator and. And the deli section at
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: the grocery store, they sell the little package of pulled
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: chicken from the leftover rotisserie chickens and stuff. And so
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: I buy one of those every week for her. We
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: call it dog chicken. And the people, it's funny, the
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: people at the checkout know what you're doing. They go,
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: for you or for your dog?
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: I go, dog.
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they know.
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: I guess a lot of people buy that for their dog.
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: That's her treat. I do. Yeah. So when I get home,
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: that's her treat.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: She now expects it. So as soon as I walk
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: in the door, it could be from going outside to
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: do something in the yard. It could be from taking
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: the garbage cans out or going out to the store,
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: coming home from work. It doesn't matter. She will sit
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: by the fridge, look at it, look at me, bark.
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: Look at the fridge, look at me, bark.
• 21:14
  Speaker 5: Just so you get the message.
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: I got a cracker of this. Because she's irresistible. You're like,
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: I'm going to give in. I know. Here's your dog chicken.
• 21:21
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: I mean, we share. Yeah.
• 21:25
  Speaker 8: Aw.
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: If I'm making myself a sandwich, I'll grab an extra
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: piece of bread and tear it up and give that
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: to her. If I'm having a turkey sandwich, she's having
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: a turkey sandwich. So I'll give her a couple pieces
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: of turkey.
• 21:37
  Speaker 5: But you don't give her a bite from your sandwich.
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: No.
• 21:39
  Speaker 5: I wouldn't either.
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: No, no, no. The so-called experts say that when dogs
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: see you making food, they feel like they're part of
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: it and that they helped. Right. Yeah.
• 21:47
  Speaker 5: So you're supposed to give them some.
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: Want me to grab that mayo?
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: Hey, I helped her.
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: My wife will look at me and she'll roll her
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: eyes because I'll go, hey, babe, you ready for your lunch?
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: Let's have our lunch. And she's like, our lunch?
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: I go, yeah. Because when I'm having lunch, she's having lunch. Yeah.
• 22:02
  Speaker 5: We're dating. Didn't you get the message?
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: Go away.
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: Nobody invited you. That's my girl. Yeah.
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: All right, Judy Graz got the trending news headlines.
• 22:14
  Speaker 6: A giant search is happening at the Grand Canyon after
• 22:16
  Speaker 6: that flash flood over the weekend. One person now confirmed
• 22:19
  Speaker 6: dead and about 15 others are still missing or unaccounted for.
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: Hiking, right, Greg?
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 22:24
  Speaker 5: Your favorite.
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: Gotta do it.
• 22:25
  Speaker 6: The flooding ripped through the Bright Angel Canyon and Phantom
• 22:29
  Speaker 6: Ranch area on Saturday. It destroyed nearly every single footbridge
• 22:33
  Speaker 6: over the creek and forced more than 60 people to
• 22:35
  Speaker 6: be evacuated by helicopter.
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: I was going to say, you never hear about that
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: kind of stuff sitting on your couch.
• 22:40
  Speaker 8: Mm-mm.
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: And then the Nepal story ruined that.
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that changed that narrative.
• 22:44
  Speaker 5: That's a very good point.
• 22:45
  Speaker 6: The body of a 46-year-old guy has been recovered near
• 22:48
  Speaker 6: the Colorado River, and the flooding also knocked out the
• 22:50
  Speaker 6: park's main water pipeline. That has forced all overnight hotel
• 22:55
  Speaker 6: stays inside the park to shut down. That starts today.
• 22:58
  Speaker 6: More storms are possible through tonight, so... Unfortunately, the search
• 23:02
  Speaker 6: and the danger are both still very much happening.
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: Is there any spot on Earth that's just normal and safe?
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: No.
• 23:09
  Speaker 5: Go find a desert? Yeah.
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: Mother Nature reaches everywhere in some way, shape, or form.
• 23:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly.
• 23:15
  Speaker 6: Well, we've got a horrible story out of Missouri. 20-year-old
• 23:19
  Speaker 6: college football player Micah Joe Barnett He's died after suffering
• 23:23
  Speaker 6: a medical emergency during his team's season opener on Saturday.
• 23:27
  Speaker 6: Barnett had just scored a touchdown, and right after that,
• 23:30
  Speaker 6: he told the team doctor he was having trouble breathing,
• 23:32
  Speaker 6: and he just went down on the sideline. Emergency crews
• 23:35
  Speaker 6: treated him before rushing him to the hospital, and that
• 23:37
  Speaker 6: is where he died. The game was immediately stopped and
• 23:40
  Speaker 6: eventually canceled, and as of now, they do not know
• 23:43
  Speaker 6: what caused his death. And Dolly Parton has been laid
• 23:46
  Speaker 6: to rest with a private funeral with immediate family on Friday.
• 23:49
  Speaker 6: And immediate family is like 30 people.
• 23:51
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 23:52
  Speaker 6: Woodlawn Memorial Park and Mausoleum also shared her official obituary.
• 23:56
  Speaker 6: Tennessee Governor Bill Lee and Nashville International Airport announced that
• 24:00
  Speaker 6: they intend to rename the airport in her honor.
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: Kids?
• 24:04
  Speaker 5: No, never had kids.
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: They tried. Nieces and nephews, right?
• 24:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah, tons.
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: No wonder she was all pleasant and stuff. I was
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: going to say, what a life.
• 24:11
  Speaker 5: Well, you know, Miley Cyrus is her goddaughter.
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: Famous or rich, you don't have any kids to worry about.
• 24:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they tried, but she couldn't.
• 24:16
  Speaker 6: Well, Aaron Donald is officially coming out of retirement to
• 24:19
  Speaker 6: play for the Rams. He hasn't played since 2023, but
• 24:22
  Speaker 6: after spending the summer working out with the team, the
• 24:25
  Speaker 6: 35-year-old signed a one-year $ 20 million deal. That can go
• 24:30
  Speaker 6: up to $ 30 million, by the way, with playoff incentives.
• 24:32
  Speaker 6: The Rams' defensive line is now ridiculous because Donald is
• 24:36
  Speaker 6: joining defensive player of the year Miles Garrett, who the
• 24:39
  Speaker 6: Rams traded for earlier this summer. Between the two of them,
• 24:42
  Speaker 6: they have five Defensive Player of the Year awards and
• 24:46
  Speaker 6: 236 career sacks.
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: How do you think this is going to go, Jeff?
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: I think it's going to go well. I don't see
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: him playing every game.
• 24:52
  Speaker 9: I have a feeling it's going to be one of
• 24:54
  Speaker 9: those things, like if they're playing a weak-ass opponent, they'll
• 24:56
  Speaker 9: rest them or give them more rest. But I think
• 24:59
  Speaker 9: an old Aaron Donald is better than most other people
• 25:02
  Speaker 9: at that position, and especially when you're forced to figure
• 25:05
  Speaker 9: out how you're going to handle him and Miles Garrett.
• 25:08
  Speaker 9: So it's going to be a problem for opposing teams.
• 25:09
  Speaker 9: I think it'll go well. Rams are Super Bowl favorites,
• 25:12
  Speaker 9: and this only makes them more of Super Bowl favorites.
• 25:15
  Speaker 9: We'll see if he can stay healthy. That's the big thing.
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: I mean, that's a thing. Better than other people, but
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: it's still not the Aaron Donald that everybody thinks he is.
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: Of course. He's still older.
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: He hasn't played in two and a half years or whatever.
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: He's still jacked.
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: Jacked.
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: Dude, you see these videos of him doing these workouts
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: as he's been preparing and stuff. You're like, God damn.
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: It's crazy, but I would say temper expectations... Still better
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: than a lot of other people in that same position.
• 25:47
  Speaker 9: Why did he retire then? I mean, he went out
• 25:50
  Speaker 9: on top right on the Super Bowl. I don't blame
• 25:53
  Speaker 9: him for doing that, but sometimes there's that void in
• 25:55
  Speaker 9: your life and these dudes can't let it go.
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: Well, I was having a conversation with somebody recently about this.
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: This has been kind of like my new thing is
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: like whatever it is that you have in your life,
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: be it your job or there is one particular thing
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: that you're kind of known for, quote unquote, Like, you
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: can't let that be your entire identity. Because at some point,
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: that thing will either go away or be taken from
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: you or you won't be able to do it anymore.
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: And then what are you left with? So a lot
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: of these guys, this is all they've done since they
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: were kids.
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: Athletes, right?
• 26:29
  Speaker 5: Huge gaping hole.
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: Like these professional athletes. And then especially when you're a
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: big star, if you're kind of like a nobody, like
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: nobody ever really knew you, it's a little bit easier.
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: But like, man, once you were the guy... You know,
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: that's got to be such a tough thing to not
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: be anymore. You're still that person. Like, that's who you are.
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: You have that name.
• 26:50
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: But then every day that goes by that you're not
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: playing and you're not an active player, people slowly start
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: forgetting you.
• 26:56
  Speaker 5: I think about that with fading rock stars all the time.
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: Like, who are you now? We see it in our
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: own industry with radio DJs. Yes.
• 27:02
  Speaker 4: Like, yeah.
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: That's who I was talking to recently about, you know,
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: you can't let a job especially be your entire identity.
• 27:10
  Speaker 8: Identity.
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: You have to have something. Outside of that. And I
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: speak from experience because this is all I've ever done.
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: I've done this since my I've been on the air
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: full time since my senior year of high school.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: And I've had no real life up until more recently.
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: I've had because all I ever did was work, thought
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: about work, did extra work, go home, nap.
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: Wake up, work. And that was it.
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: This has been it.
• 27:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: And that's not a good that's not a good place
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: to be. In the long run, because eventually, as I
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: start thinking about, like, you know, going to be 50
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: this year. And then, you know, eventually you start to
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: think about retirement at some point or whatever.
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: Then what?
• 27:48
  Speaker 5: Then you can just be Captain Woody.
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: Are you miserable because you're no longer doing whatever it is? Yeah.
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: I'll use the example of Howard Stern. Howard Stern is
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: now down to one day a week. Now, why is
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: it he's got a billion dollars?
• 28:01
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: Why is it he's even feeling the need to do
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: that one day a week? Because I don't think he's got,
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: I think for himself, I don't think he's got anything
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: else outside of that. Like that is his entire identity.
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: He has access to do whatever he wants.
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: And he realizes that. And so he continues to do
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: this one, this one day.
• 28:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: You know, although he just did sign, like I saw,
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: just see with HBO.
• 28:23
  Speaker 4: So yeah, it's just, it'll be like an interview show.
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: So going down to one day a week, he's going
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: to end up making more than he did doing three.
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: Days or five days. That math is insane. Yeah. Good
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: for him.
• 28:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 28:36
  Speaker 6: Well, Spider-Man is still number one at the box office,
• 28:39
  Speaker 6: making another $ 22 million.
• 28:41
  Speaker 5: Coyote vs. Acme finally hit $ 15 million. The Odyssey was third.
• 28:46
  Speaker 6: Insidious Out of the Further dropped to fourth. And the
• 28:49
  Speaker 6: Dog Stars debuted at number five. And finally, a growing
• 28:53
  Speaker 6: number of schools are rolling out the three-year bachelor's degree program.
• 28:57
  Speaker 6: This gives students a chance to earn a diploma quicker
• 29:00
  Speaker 6: and save them a lot of money. So instead of
• 29:03
  Speaker 6: the traditional 120 credit hours that spread across four years,
• 29:07
  Speaker 6: they're just going down to 90 credits. And that would
• 29:09
  Speaker 6: mean students can enter the workforce sooner, spend less on
• 29:11
  Speaker 6: tuition and living expenses, and avoid all the piling up debt.
• 29:15
  Speaker 6: They'll just get, you know, most of it. The idea
• 29:17
  Speaker 6: is gaining momentum. At least 70 schools have either launched
• 29:21
  Speaker 6: three-year degree programs or are actively considering doing it.
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: That's not a bad idea.
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: It's subordinate.
• 29:25
  Speaker 4: There's so many unnecessary classes.
• 29:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 29:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah, trim some of the fat out. But not everyone
• 29:30
  Speaker 6: is sold on this, of course. Critics worry about whether
• 29:32
  Speaker 6: graduate schools and employers will fully embrace the shorter degrees.
• 29:35
  Speaker 5: They'll have to.
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: Why not?
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: I mean, there are, like, I think accelerated, if I'm
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: remembering this correctly, both of my stepsisters are nurses. And
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: I know like at one point one was involved in
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: like an accelerated nursing program for something. You come out
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: the other side, you're still a registered nurse.
• 29:52
  Speaker 5: Right. You know, whether you took however many.
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: You know, like some people take five or six years
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: to get their bachelor's degree. Is that worth more because
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: you spent more time doing it? It's whatever the– if it's.
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: Still the 120 credits. Well, it's 90. What's that?
• 30:08
  Speaker 5: That's what they're saying. They're taking it from 120 credits
• 30:11
  Speaker 5: to 90 credits.
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: But I'm saying like if it's still– whatever the credits
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: you were talking about. That's how our friend Christine– At
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: Brown University, ended up having that fisting seminar.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: Unnecessary.
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because it counted as a credit.
• 30:28
  Speaker 5: Oh, my God.
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: It was just an arbitrary number they put on there,
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: the 120.
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: No, that's true.
• 30:33
  Speaker 5: That's true.
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: So if they decide, like, okay, like the baseline for
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: the absolute mandatory blah, blah, blah is 90, then so
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: be it.
• 30:41
  Speaker 6: We all don't have to take Aramaic poetry.
• 30:43
  Speaker 5: We'll all be okay.
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: Or the same thinking of, okay, well, what school did
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: you go to? Well, what do you call somebody who
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: graduates from medical school?
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: Doctor. Doesn't matter where they went.
• 30:55
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 30:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah. I might be turning around on this.
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 30:58
  Speaker 5: Because I was like, oh, now we're just going to
• 30:59
  Speaker 5: have dumber people graduating.
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: Well, see, you're bummed because... That's not how you did it.
• 31:04
  Speaker 5: Well, I had to go back as a person in
• 31:06
  Speaker 5: my 40s and finish.
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying.
• 31:09
  Speaker 5: That's exactly right.
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: I felt the same way because there was like when
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: starting in radio, going back to that, you know, it
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: was always you had to go work in some really small,
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: super dumpy town. to get your start. Your first job
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: was never at a big station in a big city.
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: You had to go, quote, pay your dues. Now, it
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: doesn't matter, man. It could be New York, Los Angeles, whatever.
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: People's first on-air jobs are on the regular in markets
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: like that. And the old school guys like me are like, well,
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: that's weird. And somebody made the point, and I thought
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: about it.
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: You know what? You're right.
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: It's because you had to do the long way. And
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: now there's this, quote, shortcut.
• 31:52
  Speaker 5: I don't remember being offered a shortcut. That's what I'm saying.
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: But does it really matter?
• 31:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah, no.
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: It doesn't.
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: If this is the way it is now, that's the
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: way it is now.
• 32:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: It's just jealousy.
• 32:03
  Speaker 6: Well, also, if I'm paying for a kid's degree, I'll
• 32:05
  Speaker 6: take the three.
• 32:06
  Speaker 5: Years over the four years.
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: Exactly right.
• 32:08
  Speaker 4: Well, that goes back to the thing where they were, like,
• 32:10
  Speaker 4: you know, forgiving tuition, you know, payments and loans and
• 32:14
  Speaker 4: stuff like that. And people were all.
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: Butthurt about it who already.
• 32:18
  Speaker 4: Paid them off. And, like, I get it. I paid
• 32:21
  Speaker 4: my loans, too.
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: Same.
• 32:22
  Speaker 4: But, you know, it just wasn't, you know, in the
• 32:25
  Speaker 4: cards for you this time. So just get over it,
• 32:27
  Speaker 4: you know?
• 32:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Well, that's what's going on, Woody.
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: What about the– let's see.
• 32:33
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: All right. We'll take a break.
• 32:34
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: We'll come back. I thought I had something else. Oh,
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: I did. I had a piece of food news.
• 32:39
  Speaker 8: Oh, Riff.
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: The Woody Show.
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: Welcome back.
• 32:45
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: And I do have some food news.
• 32:49
  Speaker 8: Oh. Yeah. Riff.
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: Oh, food news. All right.
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: So McDonald's, they're bringing back the spicy chicken nuggets.
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: Oh, sweet. Starting this week.
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: So they're like the regular nuggets, but they got that cayenne,
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: that chili pepper that's added to that tempura-style breading.
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: They're good.
• 33:07
  Speaker 5: They're pretty good, actually.
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they are good.
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: Now, they had launched these back in 2020, sold out
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: in about two weeks, and they've just been gone. I
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: don't know why they don't make them permanently. Like, what's
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: the big deal? You make nuggets.
• 33:20
  Speaker 5: Throw a little seasoning on them.
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like have an extra bag of frozen nuggets, you know,
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: so that when somebody orders them, you just throw them
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: in the fryer like you would the regular one.
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: You have nuggets. You have, exactly right. You have spices.
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: They like to do that. They're also bringing back the
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: Mighty Hot Sauce, which they say is one of the
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: spiciest sauces they've ever offered.
• 33:39
  Speaker 8: Nice.
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: You know what I tried the other day? Panda Express
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: has a spicy orange chicken. It's actually spicy.
• 33:46
  Speaker 8: Really?
• 33:46
  Speaker 5: And did you get like two pieces?
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: Like four. Oh, okay. Yeah.
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: And those spicy nuggets from McDonald's, I like them just
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: by themselves.
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: No sauce.
• 33:56
  Speaker 8: Really?
• 33:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not needed.
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't even need sauce for those. Are they damp?
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: They're good, yeah.
• 34:01
  Speaker 8: Really?
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're really good. I can't imagine doing it without sauce. Yeah.
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: I also realize that I'm a person, like when bread
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: comes to the table, I don't put butter on it.
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: I'll just eat the bread, just no butter.
• 34:15
  Speaker 5: Well, that's Jeff G. We see you just eating dry
• 34:17
  Speaker 5: bread all the time.
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: Just a piece of bread. A piece of sourdough, dry.
• 34:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll do that.
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: Boring.
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: I see people slather it. Not that I'll never have
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: the butter, but it's not like my... I immediately go
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: for the butter.
• 34:30
  Speaker 5: What if it's like oil and vinegar? Are you just
• 34:32
  Speaker 5: a dry guy or you just don't like butter?
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: No, no.
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: It's not that I don't like butter. Half the time,
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: if the roll is warm, they bring out that little basket.
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: I'll just go.
• 34:41
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: I'll just go.
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: That's when the butter melts.
• 34:44
  Speaker 4: It melts so good.
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: I understand how it works.
• 34:47
  Speaker 5: Why don't you love it?
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: You've got to lace it up. I get science.
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: I feel like sometimes it just doesn't need it. There's
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: a sushi place that my wife and I go to,
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: and they have this. It's a baked crab hand roll.
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: This thing. And you guys have been to this. These things. Oh,
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: my God.
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: One of the best things I've ever had in my life.
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: And I don't dip it in the soy sauce. And
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: she is almost like half drowning. And I go, man,
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: this thing is so flavorful and so good.
• 35:12
  Speaker 5: Perfect the way it is.
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: Like you're almost, I mean, you are ruining it by
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: putting any kind of soy. It doesn't need soy sauce.
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: But by putting that much. Like, I don't know what,
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: you know, my dad immediately, before he even tasted anything,
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: salts food.
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 35:27
  Speaker 5: That's weird.
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: You haven't even tasted it yet.
• 35:29
  Speaker 5: How do you know?
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: So some things just don't need whatever. But those spicy
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: nuggets from McDonald's, I think, don't really need them.
• 35:35
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: Oh, your Subway take, guys?
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah?
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: They did a whole thing about, they say barbecue sauce
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: is number one. What's the number one sauce?
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: So what's your take? Barbecue sauce is the best sauce.
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: Above ketchup, mustard, any other sauces, barbecue sauce reigns supreme.
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: It is the only sauce that matters. God, this is
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: really hard. This is probably the hardest one I've ever... 100% disagree. 100% disagree?
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. If I'm going to Chick-fil-A and
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: they're offering me sauces... Barbecue is like fourth. Yeah, I agree.
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: Barbecue is on my never list. Barbecue is my favorite.
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: I hate it. It's good.
• 36:17
  Speaker 5: It's good.
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: It's just not for everything. And I would never say
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: it's the number one.
• 36:22
  Speaker 4: Is A1 considered barbecue sauce? No, it's a steak sauce.
• 36:26
  Speaker 5: It's so gross. I don't get it.
• 36:28
  Speaker 6: I think I have the thing that people have with cilantro.
• 36:30
  Speaker 6: I only taste like chlorine with A1. I don't get
• 36:33
  Speaker 6: steak sauce.
• 36:34
  Speaker 5: I don't get it.
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: We've said a number of times, McDonald's definitely has some
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: kind of financial interest in the barbecue sauce.
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: For sure.
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: Because they are such pushers of it. Even when you
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: order a different sauce, sometimes you still get the barbecue.
• 36:45
  Speaker 5: This doesn't look like honey mustard.
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: Right, exactly.
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, for the nuggets, either the hot mustard or the
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: honey mustard are my go-tos.
• 36:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, totally.
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: Like, barbecue's in there.
• 36:54
  Speaker 5: It's fine, but it does seem like that's the one
• 36:56
  Speaker 5: they're trying to get rid of.
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: Sweet and sour all day.
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, sweet and sour.
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: Ooh, I forgot about that one. Yeah, sweet and sour
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: is good. Barbecue can go to hell.
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: It's not a go to hell. It's not like it's bad.
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: It's good.
• 37:07
  Speaker 8: Really?
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: Think about all the good stuff you have with barbecue.
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: The ribs, the chicken.
• 37:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah. You don't got no love for stuff?
• 37:13
  Speaker 8: No.
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: Pulled pork.
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: No.
• 37:14
  Speaker 5: You're a dry rub guy.
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: Wait, so you don't like.
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: I just don't like barbecue sauce. Okay, so it's one
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: of the, I don't know, two things I don't like
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: when it comes to eating. So you don't like barbecue?
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: Like going to a barbecue place, like a Texas barbecue.
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: I'll tolerate it. Tolerate it? But I would never go
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: out of my way to seek barbecue sauce.
• 37:34
  Speaker 8: What?
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: I've got to do the Q. When it comes to
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: nuggets and things like that. But I'm talking about when
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: you go to the place.
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: You get the- And it's already slathered on there.
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: I'm saying when you get the pulled pork and the
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: ribs and the brisket and all that kind of stuff.
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: I'd rather get it without.
• 37:45
  Speaker 5: Dried.
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: I'd rather get it dry.
• 37:47
  Speaker 12: Barbecue chicken salad is good, too.
• 37:49
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: Good.
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: Mayonnaise. I'll tell you about that.
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: I got some news involving a fun accent.
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: This is from Australia.
• 37:57
  Speaker 3: How's your pie? Heard of cows?
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: They escaped from their enclosure and decided it was time
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: for McDonald's, which is an odd place for.
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: A cow to go.
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, go Chick-fil-A.
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: No use for you there.
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: The cows ended up in the McDonald's drive-thru. This is
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: coverage from the local news. Again, warning, fun accent ahead.
• 38:15
  Speaker 3: Jane, this is utterly amazing.
• 38:17
  Speaker 13: I can't believe you haven't heard this one, Jane. I'll
• 38:19
  Speaker 13: run you through the series of events. At 7.40, police
• 38:22
  Speaker 13: received a call. That was on Monday night. This herd
• 38:25
  Speaker 13: had escaped from a property on the Centenary Highway just
• 38:28
  Speaker 13: near Ipswich. Police conducted a search, couldn't find them. But
• 38:31
  Speaker 13: I'll tell you why they couldn't find them, because they'd
• 38:32
  Speaker 13: headed off to the South Ripley's McDonald's drive-through to place
• 38:36
  Speaker 13: an order.
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: Jane, yes, that's right.
• 38:38
  Speaker 13: This is not a New commercial for McDonald's farm.
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: The table names.
• 38:41
  Speaker 13: This was actually captured by someone in that car park.
• 38:44
  Speaker 13: But I did get in touch with McDonald's, Jane, and
• 38:47
  Speaker 13: asked them why they didn't take the order of these
• 38:49
  Speaker 13: cows through the drive-thru. I said, do you have a
• 38:51
  Speaker 13: problem with these cows? Their response to me was, Peter,
• 38:54
  Speaker 13: we have no beef.
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: He was so excited about that.
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: He got jokes. He got paid that day, guys. Yeah,
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: he did.
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: He went to work, and that was his job, to
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: make all.
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: Those really terrible jokes. In the car park. Yeah.
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: Not a parking lot. No, car park.
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: That's right. 877-44-WOODY. Text us over to 22987. More Woody
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: shows next time.
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: The Woody Show. The Woody Show.
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: I don't want to deal with anybody but they're scum.
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: They're sick people. There's something wrong with them.
• 39:24
  Speaker 4: They're cuckoo.
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: They're liars.
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: They're cheats.
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: They're sick people.
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: The Woody Show. is back.
• 39:31
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: Cheers and jeers. By design, I've really kept the talk
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: about flying to a minimum. You know, always wanted to
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: learn how to fly a plane. Ended up getting my
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: pilot's license. I got an instrument rating.
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. Real fast. Yeah, anyway. So, well, a year
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: and a half. A bit faster than most.
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: But anyway, so, yeah, I've been doing a ton of flying.
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: Like a ton. And it's great.
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: I'm almost at 400 hours, which... Dude.
• 40:03
  Speaker 8: Wow.
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: That's a lot of pilot time. How much is the
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: average per year, give or take?
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: Somewhere around 50 or 60 hours a year.
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: A year?
• 40:11
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: Damn.
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: For your average general aviation... Let's just say.
• 40:15
  Speaker 5: Weekend warrior stuff, right?
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. Pretty much.
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's so funny. But just doing a ton of that.
• 40:21
  Speaker 3: It's great. You know why?
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: I find that I get my best thinking done then.
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 40:24
  Speaker 5: I get that.
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: Because you're... There's no distraction.
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: I mean, you're... Up there by yourself. It's great.
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: It's really great. So I've been really enjoying that. And
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: that's the total cheers, total departure from, you know, this life.
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: On the ground.
• 40:41
  Speaker 5: Speaking of which, thoughts like maybe I don't stop. Maybe
• 40:43
  Speaker 5: I just keep flying.
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: Keep on flying.
• 40:46
  Speaker 5: See where the wind takes me.
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: No, it's really, it's a really good, it's a really
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: good other thing to have.
• 40:53
  Speaker 5: Mind clearer.
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: Like whatever that is.
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: Some people it's golf. Some people it's, you know, I
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: don't know.
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: They paint. You're right. They do something.
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: They have hobbies. Yeah, so cheers to that. Cheers to,
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: and there's so much of it, man, this victim mentality.
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: Like people who are just going around with a victim
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: mentality all the time. The world is out to get them.
• 41:16
  Speaker 5: It's a badge of honor. And it's their daily thing.
• 41:19
  Speaker 5: Like how can I be a victim today?
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: It's their identity.
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: Love to alienate themselves.
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: And it's people that I know. It's people that I love.
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: And I go, man, because there was one person in
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: particular where I was like, man, okay, I have subconsciously
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: disconnected from this person. I go, yeah, because I used
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: to talk to this person all the time. And I
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: found over the last, I would say, year or so,
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: it's been less and less and less. And it's my doing.
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: They'll reach out. I'll go, I'll text them back later.
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: And then I forget because I get busy with other things.
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: I go, oh man, hey, sorry, I meant to... But
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: I'm like, why is that? Because typically it'd.
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: Be right away. And it's because.
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: this person has totally signed up for this victim mentality.
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: They are always the victim of the story. There's never
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: any accountability on there. And they're telling me stuff and
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: I go, well, I don't know if X, Y, Z.
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: And now I'm the person who's attacking them.
• 42:19
  Speaker 5: You're just another enemy.
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: No, dude, I'm your friend.
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: Like, I love you, but I'm just giving you the
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: perspective on this that maybe I think you're missing and
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: that it's not what you think it is.
• 42:30
  Speaker 5: Do you think this is an age thing?
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: No, because this person is old enough to know better.
• 42:35
  Speaker 5: Mike the Showkiller, huh?
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: No, not Mike the Showkiller. I got to say, I
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: give Mike the Showkiller a lot of credit. He completely
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: just switched gears and took a chance on doing something
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: Completely different.
• 42:49
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know he bought this cafe. He's making a
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: business He's making like a like a real go of
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: it like is he gonna be doing this you know
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: ten years from now I.
• 42:57
  Speaker 3: Have no idea. I'll be dead long gone.
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: I mean like our friend striker I told him at
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: the time He just up and quit a job because
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: he wasn't happy where he was working anymore And he
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: just up and quit and and did it without anything
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: else lined up and wasn't sure what the next thing
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: was gonna be I've known a few people who have
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: done that right and I give him a lot of
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: credit because I as a person who's been in situations and,
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: you know, thought everything was fine and then you get
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: let go and you're like, now what next? I very
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: much have always been a, you know, kind of plan
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: for the worst, hope for the best. And so like
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: at all times, I always have like a, if this
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: happens today, this is where I'm going to go. This
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: is what I'm gonna do. This is the first phone
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: call I'm going to make. And so people who can just,
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: who can just like, ah, I give them, I give
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: them some credit.
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: That's scary.
• 43:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 43:50
  Speaker 6: How long have you noticed the transition of your friend
• 43:52
  Speaker 6: from being normal, let's say, to being a complainer?
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: Over the course of a couple of years.
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: It's the same type of people that say they hate drama,
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: but they love drama. Oh, yeah.
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: It's their lifeblood, man.
• 44:06
  Speaker 5: It's their oxygen.
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: I hate the chaos and the drama. I think, why
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: are you creating it?
• 44:10
  Speaker 5: You are the chaos and the drama.
• 44:12
  Speaker 3: Stop creating it. Yeah, yeah.
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: Cheers and jeers, Greg Gorey.
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: I'm going to give cheers to a big development in
• 44:19
  Speaker 3: the case against Laura Owens.
• 44:21
  Speaker 4: Oh, talk to me.
• 44:22
  Speaker 3: So quick recap, Laura Owens notoriously conned three men into
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: believing that she was pregnant with their babies when she
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: was not. Falsified documents, falsified doctor visits.
• 44:33
  Speaker 5: Tons of perjury.
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: Tried to get money out of these people. One of them, noteworthy,
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: Clayton Eckhart from The Bachelor.
• 44:39
  Speaker 8: Mm-hmm.
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: The development is after she got indicted by a grand jury,
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: she pleaded not guilty. Well, she just pleaded guilty. So
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: she's been charged four counts, one of taking the identity
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: of another, a couple counts of fraudulent schemes, and one
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: count of perjury. That's my main cheer. Because I think
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: in every case, if somebody says, hey, I didn't do
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: what you're accusing me of, They're lying.
• 45:02
  Speaker 5: Yes, correct.
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: So whatever happened to perjury, finally, somebody's getting charged with perjury.
• 45:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you count.
• 45:08
  Speaker 3: That's crazy. Every case should have at least one. portion
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: of it be perjury.
• 45:13
  Speaker 5: Well, she pleaded way down then, if that's what she
• 45:16
  Speaker 5: ended up with.
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she got four counts. So she's going to get
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: sentenced sometime in the next month or so.
• 45:21
  Speaker 5: Oh, she's getting so pissed.
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: And she could be getting up to 12 years in prison.
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: So that's kind of exciting.
• 45:26
  Speaker 5: Greg and I have been obsessed with this case.
• 45:28
  Speaker 3: So a little bit of justice.
• 45:30
  Speaker 5: I like the charge fraudulent schemes.
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.
• 45:33
  Speaker 5: And what was the first thing you said? Identity theft?
• 45:36
  Speaker 3: Taking the identity of another.
• 45:38
  Speaker 5: That has to be because she stole some chick's sonogram.
• 45:41
  Speaker 8: Right.
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: Everything about it was fake.
• 45:44
  Speaker 5: Damn.
• 45:44
  Speaker 3: And God bless parents for being on their kid's side,
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: but the mom was kind of feeding into the nuttiness.
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: It was just crazy. So good for that. My jeers,
• 45:54
  Speaker 3: I'm going to just say inexplicable medical issues, I guess
• 45:59
  Speaker 3: I'll call it.
• 46:00
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: A few days ago, I showed Gina my right arm.
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: I said, look, I have like this weird rash. It
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: is spreading. It's red. It's bumpy. When I was a kid,
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: I had a case of, it's called empatigo, like some weird, gross,
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: blistery stuff on your skin. And I don't know if
• 46:14
  Speaker 3: this is that. And what is it? It's a skin condition?
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: It's like some weird. Yeah, but now it's like.
• 46:17
  Speaker 5: It looks like you got a scratch or a bite.
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: It's spreading up my arm. I'm so gross.
• 46:21
  Speaker 5: Maybe you're radioactive.
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: Is it eczema? I don't think so.
• 46:24
  Speaker 5: It doesn't look like eczema.
• 46:25
  Speaker 3: Measles? It's just gross. How long has it been there?
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: About four days. Oh, okay. And it's kind of spreading
• 46:31
  Speaker 3: up my arm. It's gross. I'm just gross. And then
• 46:34
  Speaker 3: like the other day, I'm brushing my teeth. I glance
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: in the mirror and I have my damn ear hair
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: grows so long. I mean, so fast. I have an
• 46:42
  Speaker 3: ear hair trimmer that I stick in my ear and
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: it goes.
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: I feel like I have to do that every hour.
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: Like every time I look in the mirror, it's gross.
• 46:51
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: And now I have a rash on my arm. I'm
• 46:54
  Speaker 3: just disgusted.
• 46:54
  Speaker 5: Greg, would you ever let me pluck those hairs out
• 46:56
  Speaker 5: of your ear? Because I'm obsessed with doing that.
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: No, you know what you should do? Get them waxed
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: out of there. I did that in the past. I
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: used to do it again.
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: Oh, let me do it.
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: Oh, I love it. It's just gross being gross.
• 47:06
  Speaker 5: You can use the nose wax stuff that Emerson and
• 47:07
  Speaker 5: I have. It works perfectly for that.
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: I bought one of those. It's like a cauldron, and
• 47:11
  Speaker 3: you put these wax beads in there. I got this
• 47:15
  Speaker 3: cheap-ass wax, and it... Hardens too fast.
• 47:18
  Speaker 4: Remember I shared not too long ago that I went
• 47:20
  Speaker 4: to Target and those like wax strips, I tried to
• 47:23
  Speaker 4: put them in my ear.
• 47:25
  Speaker 8: Oh.
• 47:25
  Speaker 4: For it to work.
• 47:26
  Speaker 3: It didn't work.
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: Menace, cheers and jeers.
• 47:29
  Speaker 4: Well, all you people out there hanging on AI saying
• 47:32
  Speaker 4: that AI is the end of all of us. But
• 47:35
  Speaker 4: guess what? AI is doing what we've been saying, processing
• 47:38
  Speaker 4: all this information about research and they're fast tracking a
• 47:42
  Speaker 4: lot of stuff. and uh pancreatic cancer which is yes
• 47:46
  Speaker 4: very deadly yeah i you know i practiced saying that
• 47:49
  Speaker 4: many times before i said on air but it still
• 47:51
  Speaker 4: didn't come through nope but uh like it's the most
• 47:55
  Speaker 4: brutal cancer out there they just fast-tracked and approved for
• 47:59
  Speaker 4: through the fda a new drug that's uh a treatment
• 48:03
  Speaker 4: and they said that like once you start taking it
• 48:05
  Speaker 4: taking it immediately it starts uh making you feel better
• 48:09
  Speaker 4: they said that people are like returning to work now
• 48:11
  Speaker 4: it's not a Not a cure, they say, but it
• 48:14
  Speaker 4: has disappeared with some people.
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: So that is absolutely great. That stuff's so cool, man.
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: Super cool. Super cool.
• 48:21
  Speaker 4: So shout out to AI.
• 48:22
  Speaker 3: For helping them do that.
• 48:24
  Speaker 4: And then my jeers is I was really excited about
• 48:28
  Speaker 4: a fight that was going to happen with an internet
• 48:30
  Speaker 4: personality known as Gorlock the Destroyer.
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: Oh, that giant fat chick?
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 48:37
  Speaker 4: The doctor.
• 48:38
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: Over 342 pounds. But.
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: Is she the one that's always talking about how guys
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: are buying her all kinds of stuff?
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 48:43
  Speaker 4: Birkins and stuff.
• 48:44
  Speaker 5: Who?
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: I'd love to meet... Where are these guys?
• 48:47
  Speaker 5: Just one.
• 48:47
  Speaker 3: Just show us one.
• 48:48
  Speaker 4: Who are the other streamers that want to be like,
• 48:50
  Speaker 4: part of her content and stuff.
• 48:52
  Speaker 3: And there's chubby chasers too they call them torta pounders.
• 48:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah for the yeah for the mexican ladies but
• 48:57
  Speaker 4: then uh but the fight got canceled because allegedly the
• 49:01
  Speaker 4: uh cartel burned down the the ring right before the
• 49:05
  Speaker 4: match the cartel yeah because it was happening in mexicali
• 49:10
  Speaker 4: and i it's funny that i uh that that happened
• 49:12
  Speaker 4: because i did see like some warning about going to
• 49:16
  Speaker 4: mexicali like a couple of days before, I guess a
• 49:18
  Speaker 4: lot of stuff is going down there. So, um, the
• 49:21
  Speaker 4: fight didn't happen. So I'm sad about that, but I'm
• 49:23
  Speaker 4: sure I'll get rescheduled and. happen somewhere else because they've
• 49:26
  Speaker 4: been building it up for a couple months now.
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, to hold her, they've got to build it
• 49:29
  Speaker 3: up really good. Extra reinforcements in the boxing ring. But
• 49:34
  Speaker 3: I'm with Morgan, though.
• 49:35
  Speaker 4: All these influencer fights are way more entertaining than actual
• 49:39
  Speaker 4: boxing because the actual boxing... It's just guys just like
• 49:43
  Speaker 4: dancing around.
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: Well, the reason the influencer stuff is more interesting is
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: because you know the people involved.
• 49:50
  Speaker 5: No, but that and they're so bad.
• 49:53
  Speaker 4: They're so bad. And then somebody gets a good hook
• 49:56
  Speaker 4: in and they're just on the ground.
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: Oh, you know what I love?
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: And maybe because I see the stuff that Morgan posts.
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: And so I'm getting more fight stuff that's showing up
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: in the feed or these guys, they talk smack to
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: these MMA dudes about like, cause they're like, you know,
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: they think they're tough, like street fighter kind of guys,
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: you know, like a, like an online bully kind of person.
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: And then they go in there and they are, they're
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: like an MMA gym and they're getting their ass kicked
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: by these guys who really know how to fight. I mean,
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: they're getting there and they're just getting like, I mean,
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: To call it an ass-kicking.
• 50:30
  Speaker 3: Is really underselling it.
• 50:31
  Speaker 4: It's really gentle.
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because they just get up and they start flailing,
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: which might work, I guess, if you're fighting another person
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: who has no idea what they're doing and you're in
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: the street. But when you're going up against a person
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: who is trained.
• 50:46
  Speaker 3: Right. Kind of cheers for at least trying, you know?
• 50:51
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't be brave enough to even.
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: Get into a ring. Well, they were the ones who
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: were talking smack. Same to the MMA guy. I would
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: kick your ass. The guy's like, all right, well, come
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: on by. It's like an open invite, and they invite
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: these guys who want to talk tough online.
• 51:06
  Speaker 3: Hey, come on and be about it. If an MMA
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: guy gets you on the ground, you're done. It's over.
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: And that's the thing, like, you know, this guy would
• 51:13
  Speaker 2: trip over himself.
• 51:14
  Speaker 3: He'd be on the ground.
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: And that's when the dude could have just pounced on him.
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: But he doesn't.
• 51:17
  Speaker 3: He goes, come on, pussy, get up.
• 51:19
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: You know, and he just knocks him right back down again.
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: Because he gets up and he starts leaning in. Like,
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: there was one. I'll have to post it on our Instagram.
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: I'll find it. I'll post it up there. But it's
• 51:29
  Speaker 3: pretty funny. I love those videos.
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: The Woody Show.
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: So we, you know, we have these meetings. We get
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: together and we talk about, hey, man, what's everybody got?
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: What's everybody feeling for the show? And, uh, it's, it's
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: very rare that like menace kind of goes, all right.
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: He starts with, all right. All right.
• 51:48
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: Like he's going to make a declaration.
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: I am.
• 51:50
  Speaker 5: He's got something to say.
• 51:51
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: Cause menace very clearly has something on his mind. Um,
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: and so like, based on that, he, um, he asked
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: all of us to, you know, come up with something. Uh,
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: it's called therefore I'm out. Therefore I'm out.
• 52:03
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 52:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Kind of like shark tank. Yeah.
• 52:06
  Speaker 4: It's just kind of like, you know what? Um, I'm
• 52:09
  Speaker 4: tired of hearing about it.
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 52:11
  Speaker 4: And it's like, My thing is, in the news, I
• 52:14
  Speaker 4: consume a lot of news. Like, I consume news all
• 52:17
  Speaker 4: day long. And when you start, like, hearing about stuff
• 52:21
  Speaker 4: over and over and over again, and at least this
• 52:25
  Speaker 4: is my story, and I can't get over the fact
• 52:31
  Speaker 4: that people are still interested in the Mangione case.
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: Like, we know what the outcome is.
• 52:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 52:38
  Speaker 4: We know what the outcome is.
• 52:40
  Speaker 3: He did it.
• 52:40
  Speaker 4: He pleaded guilty. Case closed.
• 52:43
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 52:43
  Speaker 5: What other spins on this do you have?
• 52:45
  Speaker 4: You don't need to keep on going over and over
• 52:47
  Speaker 4: and over again.
• 52:48
  Speaker 5: Every tiniest little update is a new story.
• 52:50
  Speaker 4: Somehow it doesn't need to be like that anymore. So
• 52:53
  Speaker 4: therefore I'm out dog. I don't need any more information.
• 52:57
  Speaker 4: We know what's going to happen. He's going to be
• 52:59
  Speaker 4: in jail for the rest of his life. And it's
• 53:02
  Speaker 4: not just him. It goes for other people like these
• 53:04
  Speaker 4: school shooters and they'll catch them or like, uh, or
• 53:08
  Speaker 4: they end up getting killed, you know, case closed on them. Uh, uh, Like, okay,
• 53:14
  Speaker 4: take care of the victims.
• 53:15
  Speaker 3: That's cool.
• 53:16
  Speaker 4: But to keep on bringing up stories and more information
• 53:19
  Speaker 4: about them, I don't need more information about them at all.
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: I'm out.
• 53:26
  Speaker 5: Is there a link between their favorite sandwich and what
• 53:28
  Speaker 5: they did? I'm sick of that, too.
• 53:29
  Speaker 4: I don't need any more information.
• 53:31
  Speaker 3: They were doing that.
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: I reached that point with a lot of these stories
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: where it's like, man, they're on that. Like the Savannah Guthrie,
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: the mom. You know, they had nothing, but they had
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: to have something in the news.
• 53:43
  Speaker 3: That was sort of update, non-update update. Yeah.
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: And that's why I'm like, hey, look, let me know
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: when they find her.
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: All right. At this point, let me know when they
• 53:48
  Speaker 3: find her.
• 53:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah. I get it.
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: Certain news outlets have an obsession, anything with Prince Harry
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: and Meghan Markle or. just in general, the royal family,
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: I've never understood that infatuation, unless you.
• 54:05
  Speaker 5: Live there, but like- I don't even think they care,
• 54:07
  Speaker 5: do they?
• 54:07
  Speaker 3: Therefore, I'm out on that kind of stuff.
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: Mine is the AI overreaction, either way.
• 54:19
  Speaker 5: The outrage?
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: Either overreaction positive, overreaction negative. Like nobody really knows yet
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: how everything's gonna shake out. It's here, it's not going away.
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: But the people, we've talked about them before, that are like,
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: they're really upset. The outrage over the AI-generated flyers for
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: businesses and things. AI slop is now attached to everything. Oh,
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: did you see the story, Menace? Apple did this really
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: cool video. It's the new Mini Mac.
• 54:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: It kind of looks like an Apple TV, right? The
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: new Mini Mac. And they did this advertisement about, And
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: it's all animated, kind of looking like a claymation kind
• 54:59
  Speaker 2: of thing. And people were like, oh, even Apple's now
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: into the AI slob. And then they knew that was
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: going to be the reaction. And then right afterwards, they
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: put the making of the video where it's all the
• 55:09
  Speaker 2: artists doing the claymation stuff. And so it's a cool
• 55:15
  Speaker 2: looking ad. And also now that you know how they
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: did it. But people, they just go.
• 55:18
  Speaker 3: Immediately, AI slop.
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: You don't even know what.
• 55:21
  Speaker 3: You're talking about. Because they want to get likes on
• 55:23
  Speaker 3: their comments. Right, right.
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: All the other malcontents.
• 55:25
  Speaker 3: But that was a brilliant move by Apple.
• 55:27
  Speaker 6: By releasing it in that order, too, waiting for people
• 55:31
  Speaker 6: to bitch and then putting that out.
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought that was really good. Now, again, I've
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: not had a problem with the AI-generated flyers that you
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: see for things the way that other people do. Like,
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: I would never go to this place. I guess I
• 55:45
  Speaker 2: never really thought twice about it.
• 55:46
  Speaker 4: I don't care that much.
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: But there's a guy, Daniel Davidson, he's a graphic designer.
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: And his take on AI and why he's not outraged,
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: as a graphic designer, why he's not outraged about the
• 55:57
  Speaker 2: AI slot flyers, I thought was pretty interesting.
• 55:59
  Speaker 3: I'll share this. Here we go.
• 56:00
  Speaker 8: Dude, look at this. It's another AI flyer. These are
• 56:05
  Speaker 8: so bad. AI is killing design. Who made it? Some
• 56:10
  Speaker 8: local landscaping company. Is that something they would have hired
• 56:13
  Speaker 8: you for if there wasn't AI?
• 56:15
  Speaker 3: Well, maybe.
• 56:17
  Speaker 8: No, they would have made it in Word or grabbed
• 56:19
  Speaker 8: a template or asked somebody's nephew to throw something together.
• 56:22
  Speaker 8: That doesn't mean less work for designers. It just means
• 56:25
  Speaker 8: more people are making things they never would have paid
• 56:27
  Speaker 8: a designer to in the first place. But doesn't that
• 56:30
  Speaker 8: make what we do less valuable?
• 56:32
  Speaker 3: Why would it?
• 56:33
  Speaker 8: People who've thought good enough is good enough have always
• 56:36
  Speaker 8: thought that. AI didn't turn good clients into cheap clients.
• 56:39
  Speaker 8: It's just given the DIY clients a better tool. So
• 56:42
  Speaker 8: you're saying they never would have been clients anyways.
• 56:46
  Speaker 5: Most of them weren't.
• 56:48
  Speaker 8: And the businesses that actually care how they look, they're
• 56:51
  Speaker 8: still gonna hire somebody who knows what they're doing. even
• 56:54
  Speaker 8: when they can make something themselves. You can cut your
• 56:56
  Speaker 8: own hair too, but that doesn't mean anyone stopped going
• 56:58
  Speaker 8: to the barber.
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: I thought it was really interesting, you know, because again,
• 57:03
  Speaker 2: the people who are making those, the person that's got
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: the little sandwich shop on the corner in town, they
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: weren't hiring a big graphic design company or a graphic
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: designer to do it. An agency.
• 57:12
  Speaker 5: They were having their kid do it.
• 57:14
  Speaker 2: They were putting something together, they were taking it down
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: to OfficeMax to print it, and they were.
• 57:18
  Speaker 3: Putting it up.
• 57:19
  Speaker 5: That's a good point.
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: So on this whole AI outrage thing, For now, we'll
• 57:23
  Speaker 2: see how it shakes out. I get people, the unknown,
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: they're kind of like uncertain about the unknown. But like
• 57:29
  Speaker 2: for the panic and the AI slop comments, I'm out.
• 57:33
  Speaker 3: I'm out. Understood. Gina Grad.
• 57:35
  Speaker 8: All right.
• 57:36
  Speaker 5: Hot honey on everything.
• 57:38
  Speaker 6: It's not that good. Pizza was fine. Chips were fine.
• 57:42
  Speaker 6: Fries were all fine. And now we're just like, pouring
• 57:46
  Speaker 6: this sticky, sweet, spicy glop on everything because it's what, trendy?
• 57:51
  Speaker 6: Everybody has a hot honey now and you gotta pour
• 57:53
  Speaker 6: it on everything. I appreciate you trying hot honey.
• 57:57
  Speaker 5: But it's over. Please stop. It's gross. For that reason,
• 58:00
  Speaker 5: I'm out.
• 58:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the new thing on every menu.
• 58:04
  Speaker 5: I'm so done with it.
• 58:05
  Speaker 3: I like it.
• 58:06
  Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
• 58:07
  Speaker 5: Greg, report the problem.
• 58:08
  Speaker 3: This is delicious. Therefore, I'm in.
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: So good.
• 58:12
  Speaker 3: I'm still in.
• 58:13
  Speaker 13: So good.
• 58:13
  Speaker 5: But if this were a Shark Tank, Greg, you'd be in,
• 58:15
  Speaker 5: but you'd be screwed because you're riding the crest of
• 58:18
  Speaker 5: the wave. Yeah.
• 58:20
  Speaker 3: If you had been here... two years ago. Yeah, yeah.
• 58:22
  Speaker 2: What was the thing a couple years ago? Give me
• 58:24
  Speaker 2: an example of something. I'm trying to think of something
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: off the top of my head and I can't.
• 58:27
  Speaker 4: Oh, cupcakes. Or Nashville hops. Nashville hops.
• 58:30
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 58:33
  Speaker 3: That's Moscow mules.
• 58:34
  Speaker 5: The whole Chipotle. Like, no one heard of a Chipotle
• 58:37
  Speaker 5: pepper before 20 years ago.
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 58:39
  Speaker 5: But then it was Chipotle everything.
• 58:40
  Speaker 3: But then Chipotle... Right.
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: Place came out.
• 58:43
  Speaker 3: Right, exactly.
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: And then everybody's like, oh, Chipotle this, Chipotle that.
• 58:45
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: So, therefore, I'm out.
• 58:48
  Speaker 3: What is yours? Hit us up on the text.
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: We got more from Greg and Seabass and everybody else.
• 58:53
  Speaker 5: This is The Woody Show.
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: So Menace in a meeting says, guys, I have an
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: idea for a segment because, and he was talking about
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: how as a consumer of news, to the degree that
• 59:07
  Speaker 2: he is, he's really burned out on hearing about you know,
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: you know, stories from time to time. They're just like,
• 59:12
  Speaker 2: there's enough already. For him, it's Luigi, right?
• 59:16
  Speaker 3: Like we know he did it.
• 59:17
  Speaker 2: He's going to be going to prison and like, I
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: don't need to hear about it anymore. Now, now we're
• 59:20
  Speaker 2: going to please.
• 59:21
  Speaker 3: No more minutia.
• 59:22
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 59:22
  Speaker 2: It's almost like, please stop it.
• 59:23
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: But therefore I'm out. You know how the sharks will
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: kind of give you a, yeah. An explanation like, well,
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: you know, I just don't care. And there, for those reasons,
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: I'm out.
• 59:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 59:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: Hey, I'll add another one to the, to the list.
• 59:35
  Speaker 2: You were talking about hot, hot honey.
• 59:37
  Speaker 3: That was Gina's. So good.
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: Um, I don't know if I've had any of the
• 59:41
  Speaker 2: hot honey stuff yet, but one thing that I have
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: noticed is that, dude, do we just attach Wagyu to
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: everything now? I thought Wagyu was.
• 59:49
  Speaker 3: Supposed to be some kind of exclusive.
• 59:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, some special thing, but it's like Wagyu hamburger?
• 59:54
  Speaker 6: Yeah, or Wagyu beef shavings at Subway.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: If Wagyu was like this, why would you grind it
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 2: up and make it into a burger?
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 4: Because American Wagyu is a thing. And it's way cheaper
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 4: than Japanese. So they can attach Wagyu.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 5: Is it the same?
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 4: The name sounds better.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 3: Other than being cheaper, is it otherwise the same?
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 4: I don't think it is.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 5: It's a wide difference in quality. It's a very low threshold.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 5: There's no real law. Sometimes it's blended with other stuff.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 6: You can charge another $ 10 if you put the word
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 6: Wagyu in front of it.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 3: Right. Massaging the cows and giving them beer.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 5: Giving them beer massages.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 3: Greg Gorey. So if you are totally into something as
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 3: a hobby or as a way of life, like, oh,
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 3: I play golf 20 hours a day because I'm trying
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 3: to get good. You're just an avid golfer. You're not
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 3: a golf maxer. Everything is maxing, sleep maxing, fiber maxing,
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 3: gym maxing, protein maxing. So if you're into protein, eat protein.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 3: If you're into going to the gym, go to the gym.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 3: You're not maxing.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: You're just trying to become famous. That's a very Seabass
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 2: argument of you.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 5: That's very much like what I correctly say about hacking.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 5: Everything you do to do to make a process better
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 5: is not hacking it.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah. It's just maxing them. It's invaded my world and
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 3: it's like, therefore I'm out.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 3: You're maxing.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: You're out on the maxing slang.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 2: Because all these are things.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 8: Right.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 3: We all sleep.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 5: Call it something else.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 3: No, but that guy over there, he's a sleep maxer.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 3: It's like in the 90s. Remember, everything was extreme.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 5: Extreme.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 3: Everything was extreme. Extreme do. Mountain do.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 2: Extreme sports.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 3: Extreme sports.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 5: Well, it's all a version of everyone else is doing it.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 2: Guess I might as well, too.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 5: Not going to have an original thought.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 3: In my head. Sea bass.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 5: Uh, I, mine is similar to a menace is, but
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 5: it's with the, and I'm not, don't even correct me.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 5: The woman who killed her kids. Don't want to hear
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 5: about it. Don't care.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 3: Now I understand.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 4: What's her name?
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 3: I understand.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 5: No, don't, no, no, please.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 5: Now I understand there's a certain demographic we just heard
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 5: a wine from that loves this stuff. Women in their
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 5: 25 to 45. They, oh my God, that's the whole
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 5: murder porn ID network, et cetera, et cetera. That, that
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 5: whole genre. They love that stuff. That doesn't mean we
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 5: need to hear about it every second. Like what Menace
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 5: is saying, I want to hear every tiniest little blah, blah,
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 5: blah update. Did she do it? Did she not do it? Guilty,
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 5: you know, blah, blah, blah. If you want to get
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 5: into that, great. But Menace is saying it's everything, every day,
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 5: main feed of everything, which I get because it's getting clicks.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 5: It sells to, you know, the... The lonely woman category,
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 5: I guess.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 3: Here we.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 8: Go.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 3: Are you feeling attacked?
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 5: A little bit. We talked about the psychology, why women
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 5: love murder porn. My mom, an OG, would watch whatever,
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 5: like Dateline, all that stuff.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 2: Let me ask Gina, because you are into all that stuff.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 2: What is it about that genre?
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 3: That's a good question.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 2: Because, man, if she has five minutes of time in
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 2: her day, it's on one of those shows.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 8: Absolutely.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 3: Absolutely.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 6: I like I like a mystery, but that you're talking
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 6: about the stuff that's reality, not just like, you know, murder.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 3: She wrote.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 2: Oh, no, no, not that stuff.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 3: But you'll watch. I forget what the show is.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 5: That Dateline 2020, all of those. That's a great question.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 6: I think Seabass unfortunately might be right in the psychology
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 6: of it.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 5: The psychology of.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 6: What is wrong with this person and what would make
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 6: somebody do something like this. I think that's like catnip
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 6: to women like me. It's just we love seeing the
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 6: outliers and the extent that they'll go.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 2: See, as much as I love violent movies, gangster movies,
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 2: all those kind of things, I don't really enjoy the
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 2: true crime stuff.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 3: The real life stuff. But I do.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 6: Want to make a caveat that I feel like I
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 6: have to make sometimes. For me anyway, and I think
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 6: for a lot of people, it's not the murder stuff.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 5: It's the catfishing.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 6: It's the scammers. I don't know a lot of people
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 6: who are into the murder, murder stuff, but I know
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 6: it's a thing. But that's not. There's shows based on
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 6: my husband's murder.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 2: Well, it's just crime.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 8: Crime.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 2: It's not necessarily murder. It's just crime in general.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 5: There's a reason this, I almost said her name, so
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 5: I think I figured it out. There's a reason this
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 5: woman is in the, she's not doing it because she's
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 5: a white collar criminal. She killed her children.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 3: That's why the. Don't correct me.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 5: The woman in Florida with her kid and JonBenet Ramsey, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 5: The murder is the bigger hook than anything else. Well,
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 5: the question is.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 6: What would drive somebody to do that? And women just
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 6: love trying to figure out that answer.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 5: That's why they love psychology. The vast majority of people
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 5: in that field are women. They love talking about thoughts
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 5: and feelings and interpersonal stuff.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 3: Jeff G.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 9: I am out on social media medical advice. I don't
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 9: want to hear about your stupid ashwagandha, CMOS, beta blockers, peptides.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 9: I'm out on the social media platforms for letting this happen.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 9: And I'm out on the idiots who buy.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 4: All this crap.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 3: I'm out. Just because, first of all, they're not giving you,
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 3: this is not a real doctor. Okay?
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 9: Just because he puts on a white coat and has
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 9: a stethoscope doesn't mean he's a doctor.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 3: Okay?
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 9: He's selling you a product. This is all marketing. This
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 9: is not genuine advice. Go to a real doctor. Get
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 9: real blood tests. Get real advice. Don't get your medical advice.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 2: What were peptides called before? Supplements? yeah like peptide seems
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 2: to be one of those terms like maxing I don't
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 2: know two years ago you never heard anybody say peptide
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 2: but these things were for different.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 4: I didn't hear peptide until it was an injectable so
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 4: I don't know is that why they call it a peptide?
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 5: Peptides are a thing it's a short chain of amino
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 5: acids it's not a protein it's not quite a hormone
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 5: but it's the building blocks of said thing so is
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 5: it new though? No, I mean, like, peptide chains, like,
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 5: you learned that in high school biology. Yeah, but, like,
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 5: what were we calling these things before?
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 3: That's a good question.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 2: You know, like, if you were getting, you know, whatever for...
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 2: Was it just amino acids?
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 4: I think you're right.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 5: I think supplements. And that was a wide range of things.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 3: I don't think that's the same. No, because it's not
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 3: the same because.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 2: It's a different.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 6: Well, peptides are a supplement, though.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 3: Right. I'll look it up. Hold on.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 6: But while you say that, Jeff, you know, there's a very,
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 6: you must, if you're, if you're so over this, you know,
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 6: there's a very popular person on Instagram called the medical medium.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 6: And he speaks to a single disembodied voice.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 5: He calls the spirit of compassion.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 6: And that's where he gets his medical advice.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 3: Oh, good.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 8: Sweet.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 2: I love the people to go. I'm not going to
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 2: the doctor for this cancer.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 5: I'm going to drink celery juice.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 3: I'm going to do whatever. Good. And you know what?
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 2: There are cows not along, not along for the, for
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 2: the long haul.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 10: Yeah. Nah.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 3: Um let's see are you looking it.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 5: Up yeah amino acid supplements was basically but they weren't
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 5: they weren't nearly as trendy or.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah it's just the word now just peptide peptide peptide.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 5: It can't hurt you it's just a peptide.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 2: Right like what where did this come from all of
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 2: a sudden.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 10: Sammy i am out on i guess sort of the
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 10: trying to capitalize on celebrity deaths i have been getting
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 10: targeted so much of Watch Nashville.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 11: Right after Hayden passed away. Watch nine to five right
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 11: after Dolly passed away. And I get that it's like
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 11: you're thinking about it, but it's not showing that it's
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 11: trending or any of these things.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 10: They're just trying to push it because they're like, oh,
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 10: this person passed away here. Let's try to get more
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 10: people on our platform.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 11: To watch and whatever. And I'm over it. I because
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 11: it kind of.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 10: I feel like it's sick in our society and it's
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 10: become normalized, but I don't think it should be.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 6: Well, and I think you asked me and not that
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 6: this is what you're talking about, but you said the
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 6: day after Dolly Parton died, like, so are you going
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 6: to go home and watch like nine to five or
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 6: listen to music?
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 5: I'm like, not more than any other day.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 8: Right.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 5: Like I was already doing that or I wasn't doing that.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 3: I understand why people do that. Yeah.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 2: You know, because now they're thinking about them.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah. kind of took part in it. I found a
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 3: Dolly Parton documentary and I thought, well, she just died.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 5: I think I should watch it. That's different.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 6: You're learning about her, first of all. And also what
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 6: Sammy's saying is, oh, so watch Nashville because she's from Nashville.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 5: You know, it's like trying to glom on to her death.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 11: It's the companies trying to do it.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 10: Not if you go, oh, I want to watch this
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 10: documentary on Dolly or whatever because I'm thinking about it.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 11: That's fine. But the companies, the second something like that
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 11: happens goes like, what do we have of this person
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 11: that we can push out?
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 2: Well, cause they've seen it a billion times over like
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 2: a musician dies and their catalog goes crazy and all
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 2: the streaming services, because now everybody's seeking it out.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 4: That happened with Oliver tree. Uh, Logan Paul actually called
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 4: that out because Oliver tree played some music when he
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 4: did an interview and with him on his YouTube page
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 4: and he demonetized it. So it wouldn't get flagged. But
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 4: the day after, um, Oliver Tree died, his record label
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 4: allegedly turned the monetization back on.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 5: Well, that makes sense.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 4: Why did he do that?
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 3: What?
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 3: No way.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 4: The day after he died.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 8: 877-44-WOODY.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 2: Send us a text over to 22987. Yeah, I'm all
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 2: out on everything being matcha.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 5: Matcha's so gross. You don't like matcha. You like cream
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 5: and sugar. You don't like the matcha part. I don't
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 5: know if I've ever had it. It tastes like grass.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 5: 50 million teenage women.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 2: Everyone using the phrase triggered, triggering, show.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 3: The F up. Walk away. Don't listen.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 2: Or better yet, who gives an ish? Don't let somebody
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 2: else ruin your day.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 3: Therefore, I'm out.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 2: Stop it with that phrase.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 4: Well said.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 2: More Woody shows next.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 3: Hang on.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 11: Do you think this is funny?
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 2: Do you think this is funny?
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 4: The Woody Show.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 2: Well, I wonder how this is going to go. Will
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 2: it be another contentious round?
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 5: No, never.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 3: What are you talking about?
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 2: Would it show weakest link?
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 3: Never contentious.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 2: Would it show weakest link?
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 5: Always friendly.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 3: Never any kind of argument.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 2: So just like the TV version, Greg's going to have
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 2: a bunch of questions go around the room. Now, we
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 2: have to try to get Eight?
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 2: Eight correct in the one minute that we have. It's
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 2: been done before.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 3: It has happened.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 2: It doesn't happen very often, but it has happened.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 3: Easily can happen. Yeah.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 2: And then if that happens, Greg has to buy us
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 2: a meal.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 5: I want the new mini chicken and waffle sandwich from Chick-fil-A, Greg.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. Oh, okay. I'll get you one of those.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 2: I did have that for the first time. Lucky.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 8: It's good.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 3: It's good.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's really good. They give it like a little
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 2: side of syrup.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 3: Don't even need it. You don't even need it. There's
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 3: some bacon on there.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 5: Okay. That's what I was worried about.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 3: Emergent syrup.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 5: I've gotten that style of breakfast sandwich or just sandwich
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 5: sandwich at a gas station and it's always too dry.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 3: Mad dry.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 2: Not mad dry.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 5: Nice and damp.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 2: It was mad good and it's available all day long.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 5: Okay. You know what we want.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 3: Chick-fil-A. Not a sponsor, but they could be.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 2: God forbid.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 3: Literally God. All right.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 2: Welcome to The Weakest Link.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 3: Before we begin, you guys get to choose who goes first. Menace. Okay,
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 3: so it'll be Menace. And it's Jeff playing. I've never played,
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 3: so explain and I'm happy to.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 5: You just answer the trivia as fast as you can.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 3: Answer the trivia questions as fast as you can.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 2: And you have to throw out an answer. You can't
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 2: just go, I don't know.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 3: And then at the end, you guys collectively decide who
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 3: is the weakest link and they'll be eliminated from the game.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 9: I'm in.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 5: And you can vote for yourself.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And you cannot vote for yourself. No, you cannot
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 3: vote for yourself.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 2: You can't vote for yourself.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 3: All right. You ready, Greg? I am ready. And we're
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 3: starting with Menace. Here we go. Okay, Menace. What old-timey
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 3: movie is credited with popularizing the little black dress? Some
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 3: like it hot. Breakfast at Tiffany's. Gina, the Jets and
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 3: the Sharks were the rival gangs in which musical?
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 5: West Side Story.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 3: Correct. Jeff, Hartford is the capital of which U.S.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: State?
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 3: Connecticut. Correct. Woody, what is the only Grand Slam tennis
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 3: event that is still played on grass? Wimbledon. Correct. Seabass,
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 3: the name for the candy Pez comes from a German
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 3: word meaning what?
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 8: Head?
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 3: What did you say?
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: Head.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 3: Oh, peppermint. Sammy, cherry, plum, and grape are all varieties
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 3: of what fruit?
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 5: A berry. Tomato.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 3: Menace, trepanning, is an ancient form of medicine that involved
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 3: drilling holes into what body part? Your head. I'll take it.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 3: The skull. Gina, four score and seven years ago are
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 3: the first words of what famous speech?
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 5: The Emancipation Proclamation?
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 3: That would be the Gettysburg Address. Jeff, who wrote and
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 3: directed the movie American Graffiti? Francis Ford Coppola. George Lucas.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 4: We only got four.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we only got four.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 5: Everyone pretty much missed one, except for Woody. He didn't
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 5: have a chance to.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 14: What about me?
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 3: I will say this.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 5: Manish, you got one right.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 5: The worst miss by far. And we all know who
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 5: she was. The ums and the ahs.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 11: Okay, Seamus, you missed too.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 3: Well, they missed one.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: Sammy.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 3: I'm stalling.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 2: Well, yeah, because that's the whole thing. We only have
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 2: a minute to get eight.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 5: But to be fair.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 2: And it kind of wasted time there. If you don't
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 2: know it, you're better off just giving any answer.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 3: Move on to the next person.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 5: I thought the answer was going to be stone fruit.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 5: Those are tomatoes.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 2: From a strategic standpoint.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 2: So we'll let Menace. You went first.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 3: You vote first. Who's the weakest link? Sammy.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: All right. Sammy.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 2: Sammy, who gets your vote?
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 11: Seabass.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 3: Seabass who gets your vote.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 5: I think we know the worst player was Sammy.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 3: All right. Greg. I'm not voting. Gina.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 5: Sammy.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 3: Sammy.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 3: Well, that's it. My bad.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 5: Bye. You are the weakest link.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 3: Lucky.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 2: Goodbye. Don't want pressure.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 5: What do you want?
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 4: You should want breakfast. I like Sam's answers, and sometimes
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 4: she gets them right.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 5: She's the queen of stammering.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 3: Are you ready? Okay, so we start here with Gina,
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 3: is that correct?
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 5: Did menace go there?
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 3: No. Woody, you start with Woody. I'm going to start
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 3: with Woody. Start with me, because Jeff had the last question. Okay.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 3: All right, Greg, you ready? I am ready. All right,
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 3: here we go. Woody, what Looney Tunes characters often use
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 3: the phrase, Thuffer and Thuckertash? Sylvester. Correct. Seabass, Warsaw is
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 3: the capital of which country? Correct. Menace, what tube connects
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 3: the larynx to the lungs?
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 8: Um.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 3: The McLaren. The trachea. Gina, who became president after JFK
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 3: got assassinated? LBJ. Correct. Jeff, true caviar is made with
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 3: the roe of which fish? Sea bass.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 4: Scourge it.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 3: Woody, what style of pants is named after an island
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 3: in the Gulf of Naples?
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 2: Knickers. Knickers.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 3: I love America. We didn't start the fire. Gina, jazz
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 3: musicians sometimes refer to what instrument as a licorice stick?
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 5: A saxophone.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 3: Clarinet. Jeff, phallophobia is the fear of what?
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: Heights.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 2: The penis. Woody, who is the drummer for Metallica?
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 3: Lars Orlick. Correct.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 5: Four again.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 3: Is that four?
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 2: That's five. We started hot.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 3: We started hot. Damn it. Felt good.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 5: Now, both Jeff and Menace missed two.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 5: I feel like Jeff is trying better than Menace. Now,
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 5: Menace is playing the game properly, but if he's just
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 5: a wasted spot.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 8: No.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 2: If he's just a, I love America.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 3: If it helps, I knew a lot of the other questions.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 3: I just didn't know mine.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 5: That's the way the game is.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 3: No, no, no.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 5: Jeff at least is making educated guesses, though. And I
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 5: want to keep Menace around for comedy. Those sandwiches sounded
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 5: really good. Therefore, I'm voting for Gina.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 2: All right, Gina, who did you vote?
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 5: That made no sense. I mean, I want the sandwich,
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 5: so I'm going to vote for Menace.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 2: Menace, who gets your vote?
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 8: Gina.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 3: Jessie, who gets your vote?
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 2: Good by me.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 8: Gina.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 3: Gina. All right, well, Gina, go ahead.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 2: You are the weakest link.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 5: Do good, everybody.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 3: Do well. Again, lucky.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 5: I know, right?
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 2: Can I trade?
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 8: Nope. Oh.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 3: So no Gina, no Sammy, is that right?
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 5: Just these really smart dudes.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 3: Oh, sausage.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 5: You'll know that I was perfect.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 3: There we go. Now, who starts this round? I'll go.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 5: Seabass.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 3: Seabass? All right. Round number three.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 2: What do you show weakest link?
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 3: Seabass, what is sodium bicarbonate better known as? Chalk. Baking soda. Menace,
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 3: the biography titled One Giant Leap is about who?
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 4: About Neil Armstrong.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 3: Correct. Jeff, in ancient Japan, people who gave massages had
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 3: to be what? Happy endings.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 8: Blind.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 3: Woody, which TV show features a fictional TV show called
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 3: Tool Time? Home Improvement.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 13: Correct.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 8: Nice.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 3: Seabass, in what city was the first Hard Rock Cafe opened?
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 3: Las Vegas. London. Menace, what is the capital of Puerto Rico?
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 3: Puerto Rico. San Juan. Yes, San Juan. All San Juan. Drake,
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 3: first gained popularity by appearing on what teen TV show?
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 3: Degrassi High. I will accept that. Degrassi, The Next Generation. Woody,
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 3: what river separates Maryland and Virginia?
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 8: Maryland.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 3: The Potomac. Seabass, in billiards, how many balls are used
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 3: in a standard game of eight ball?
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 8: Eight?
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 5: Nine with the clue to the Q.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 8: 16. What?
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 3: Menace, in the movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding, what
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 3: did Tula's parents give her as a wedding gift?
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 4: Nose job?
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 5: House.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 8: And? Eight.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 2: We got eight.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 3: Eight wrong. Eight wrong.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 11: Mostly Seabass got them wrong.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 3: Yes, dude. Seabass, what's going on with you today?
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 5: Well, first off, I swept correctly on the previous round.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 5: Those were not general knowledge.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 2: Today's weakest link, I think, has been by far your
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 2: weakest performance.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 5: I would agree with that, but again, it's all.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 3: What's going on?
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 5: That is a... Those were small... Well, the sodium bicarbonate
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 5: one I should have gotten.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 5: That one was the one most in your wheelhouse. Those
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 5: were narrower questions. And these were the least amount right
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 5: without Sammy and I. You got three.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 8: Mm-hmm.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 11: That's true.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 5: Just something to think about.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 8: Yeah. Okay.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 3: Well, at least you're not taking it personally.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 5: The numbers don't lie. I thought they were eliminated from the.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 3: The numbers don't lie. All right. Well, let's see.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 2: Menace, who gets your vote?
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 3: Oh, God. Jeff, sorry. No problem.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 2: All right, Jeff.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: Menace.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 8: Menace.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 3: All right, Seabass.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 5: Well, it's got to be Jeff, then.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 3: Jeff? All right, Jeff.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 11: You are the weakest link.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 5: Come on.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 13: I know.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 2: It does feel good.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 4: Dude, right?
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 2: Too much pressure.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 3: I like it, but I can go back to taking notes.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 2: Too much pressure.
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 3: All right, one more round. We're down to Woody.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 5: This is how you build drama. The darkest dark was
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 5: before the dawn or something.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 3: Sure.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 3: Okay, so who starts this round?
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 2: If the question was, what is the quote? I'm not
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 2: sure we would have gotten that one either.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 3: Does Menace start this round?
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 13: Sure.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, let's do it. All right, here we go.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 5: We go.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 3: One last round.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 2: What do you show weakest link?
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 3: Menace, Ted Kaczynski is better known by what one name? Oh,
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 3: the killer. The Unabomber. Woody, the Schwartz is a magical
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 3: power taught by yogurt in what movie? Spaceballs. Correct. Seabass,
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 3: which animal has caca that is shaped like a cube? Easy.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 8: Wallaby?
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 3: Wombat. Venice, who are the two villains in the movie
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 3: Batman Returns?
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 4: Joker and Iceman.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 3: The Penguin and Catwoman. Damn it. Woody, which of the
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 3: seven dwarves comes first alphabetically? Sleepy. Bashful.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 5: Oh, come on.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 3: Seabass, if you're making the French dessert of Crepes Suzette,
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 3: what flavor of fruit liqueur would you be using? Strawberry. Orange. Menace,
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 3: which NFL team was inspired by a famous writer? Team name. L.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 3: Ron Hubbard. The Baltimore Ravens. Woody, what is the chemical
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 3: name for the mineral known as fool's gold? Quartz. Iron sulfide. Seabass,
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 3: what billionaire piloted the first hot air balloon to ever
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 3: cross the Atlantic? Hartford. No. Who was it?
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah, go for it.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's... What's his name? What is it? Leo. I
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 3: love America. What's that?
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 5: That's the Spruce Goose, bud.
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 3: No, not him.
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 4: No, not him?
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 3: No. He's still of this world. Oh, he is?
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 4: Oh, then that would be Bezos, right?
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 3: Richard Branson. Branson.
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 4: Oh, damn.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 2: That's what I'd be saying.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 3: Damn.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 5: Do you guys want to know how many you got? Nope.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 8: No.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 3: Sure don't.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 2: If they play What a Show, weakest link.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 11: It is time to renew.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah. All right. And you have to renew it? I mean,
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 3: every year.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 5: Well, every year. Well, you can buy a lifetime membership
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 5: for life.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 2: To make sure you're still as smart?
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 5: You don't have to retest. You just have to rebuy.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 5: If you want the magazine, you want.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 2: To go to all the cool meetings.
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 5: I went to a Mensa meeting outside of Nashville.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 3: Oh, sweet.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 5: It's interesting.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 3: And what kind of stuff goes on there?
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 5: It was actually, it was a lot of old people,
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 5: so they just kind of sat around and just had
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 5: some food truck food and didn't do too much.
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 2: But there's no there's not like a keynote speaker.
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 5: Well they do have an annual gathering like jugglers imagine
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 5: that crowd check.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 3: Out old people's buttholes show us your butthole it might
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 3: be literally the most opposite thing i told the security i.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 6: Called the cops excuse me this is the winning.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 2: Show 877-44-WOODY for calling in, texting in. You can do
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 2: that over to 22987. We got a text that says,
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 2: wanted to know about Jeff Judy to get his happy
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 2: ending for that massage.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 3: That he was getting.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 9: Do you want that with my cheers and jeers or
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 9: right now solo?
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know, man. Okay.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 2: Is it... Was it that good?
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 3: Was it a cheer?
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 8: No, no, no.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: It wasn't.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 3: Okay, so... I want to describe the guy first that
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 3: gave me the massage, right? So you guys all saw
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 3: Ocean's Eleven?
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 3: What was going on?
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 2: Because there was something happening.
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah. So I have sciatica. I've had back surgery before.
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 9: So sometimes when I get a herniated disc or things
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 9: get out of line, because when you have a back surgery,
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 9: especially lower on your back, everything, all the little discs
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 9: above it start to get messed up because your bottom's
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 9: straight and it's taking a lot of the pressure on
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 9: the other ones as well. So I get sciatica frequently.
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 9: So I'm like, I got to go get a massage.
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 9: The only person they had available was a dude. Now,
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 9: the dude, if you watch Ocean's Eleven, you remember the
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 9: little Asian guy that could do all the flips.
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 4: And all the stuff?
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 3: That was my masseuse.
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 5: Oh, nice.
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 3: And Greg, man, he was on top of me, straddling me.
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 8: Really?
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 3: Just digging his knees into everywhere.
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 1: Nice.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 3: Sorry to disappoint you guys. No chub, no happy ending. What?
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 3: But there's a caveat.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 2: But did it work out? I mean, so did it
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 2: work for the sciatica?
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 3: It did. He did a pretty good job, man. Yeah,
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 3: he did a pretty good job. I tipped him well.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 3: Not that kind of tip.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 12: Do you go full nude when you get massaged? No,
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 12: I had my boxers on. So here's the last part
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 12: of that story. So he was rolling me on my side, right?
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 12: To kind of stretch out my hips and stuff like that.
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 12: And I accidentally flashed him my beanbag.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 3: Oh, not once, but twice.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 2: An invite.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 3: And his response.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 2: Oh, so when you get a massage, like, let's say
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 2: for the sake of argument, it was a woman, right?
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Are you getting a fully nude massage? No, just boxers. Yeah. Okay.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 2: Because some people, they undress to your level of comfort.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 3: Right. Yeah.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 2: And so I always leave underwear on.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 3: Out of respect. Out of respect.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 2: Out of respect. But, you know, if it was a dude,
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 2: maybe you had a different set of rules.
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 3: No, just boxers. Yeah. And his response to that, his
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 3: English wasn't the best. He goes, oh, private.
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 5: What? That's what he said. You're not supposed to comment
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 5: on it.
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 9: Inside, I'm laughing like, dude, I can't wait to tell
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 9: the team this story.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 3: Stuff like that only happens to me.
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 5: Was it like coming out the back?
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 3: It was like on the side.
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 5: Oh, okay.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 5: Should have figured out how this happened.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 3: There it was, you know.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 4: Do you think it could have gone further if you wanted?
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 3: I hope not. No, no. It's got a price, man. Yeah. Yeah,
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 3: and I guess, you know, maybe he could have looked
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 3: at it as an invite, but I'm glad he didn't.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 5: Was he like private?
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, he was like, oh, private. I'm glad it worked.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 2: Cheers and jeers, officially. So is it the massage or.
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 3: Is it something else? My cheers is to my staycation.
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 3: Woody and I were talking about this on Friday.
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 2: He's got a Jeffcation going on.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 9: My wife took my eldest son to school. So it
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 9: has been awesome with no one at home, man. I
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 9: still have my youngest, but he kind of does his
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 9: own thing. I get to watch what I want to watch.
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 2: He's much more behaved.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 3: Correct.
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 2: When the wife is gone.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 9: Yeah, because he's a mama's boy. So now he doesn't
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 9: have anybody to, you know, hustle.
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 4: Go in his corner, yeah.
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 9: Yeah, he doesn't have anybody to hustle. So, yeah, but
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 9: I've been able to watch what I want to watch, Greg.
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 3: No nagging. I get to do chores when I feel
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 3: like it. It's been so great. Exactly, man. And the
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 3: house is really clean, Greg. I was going to say,
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 3: that's the best part. The house has been very organized
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 3: and clean.
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 9: That's my cheers, and my jeers goes to stupid people
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 9: in my DMs complaining about all the AI-generated graphics that
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 9: people are making of me, Menace, and Greg.
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 2: We're having so much fun!
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 9: Well, they're mad because they say we're ruining the environment
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 9: by encouraging people to make these AI graphics of us.
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 8: Whatever.
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 5: You guys are beautiful mermaids.
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 3: Let us have fun a little bit.
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 2: Even my son brought that stuff up. Not the environmental part,
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 2: but he's like, dude, these pictures are funny. They're hilarious.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 3: We've been doing that stuff forever. Exactly.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 9: So cheers to those people that are worried about that.
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 3: If you're concerned about the environment, how about all the
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 3: college kids that are writing every paper and every presentation?
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 3: They're the people ruining the environment. It's not 10 graphics.
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 5: Well, they're looking for something to attack AI on.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 4: And if it's not.
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 5: you know, you're uncreative or whatever, you know, they call
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 5: it slop. They've pivoted now to the environment, even though
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 5: compared to, like you guys are saying, golf courses, I
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 5: heard some stat, like it's a tiny fraction, what we
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 5: use on AI data centers is a tiny fraction of
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 5: what we, the land we use for Christmas trees.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 3: Or almonds.
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 5: And by the way, in areas where they add AI
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 5: data centers, electricity rates usually go down because they have
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 5: to install their own plants or build out the infrastructure.
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 5: So like, We're going to look back on this in
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 5: not too long and say all you guys were whining
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 5: little pussies, little Luddites.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 2: Well, there was one story I just saw over the
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 2: weekend where they're talking about, okay, a data center. Okay,
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 2: they're going to– all this increased use of electricity and things.
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 2: So they're building a nuclear power plant.
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 8: Right.
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 3: And so people are like, whoa. And then they're freaking
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 3: out about that. Oh, no, clean power.
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 2: What are you more freaked out about? Are you more
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 2: freaked out about the data.
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 3: Center or the nuclear power plant? power plant that's going
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 3: to power that.
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 5: They're still on that 50 years ago, by the way.
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 5: There have been no deaths in America from nuclear power
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 5: and per energy unit, whatever you want.
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 3: To call it. You can have all the electric cars.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 8: Right.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 5: Nuclear power is way safer than practically all other energy sources.
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 5: True or false, nuclear power is clean power. Same thing.
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 5: Like we're not burning fossil fuels. It's not in the air. Right.
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 5: The construction of it isn't hard. You know, the nuclear
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 5: waste goes deep underground out of the way. It's not
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 5: going to hurt you.
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 4: Well, people are complaining so much that they're just moving
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 4: these out to the ocean now.
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 5: Well, Elon's going to move them into space and then
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 5: people will find a way to complain about that because
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 5: there's a class of people that just want to be mad.
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 5: They don't want to be productive.
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 2: Cheers and jeers, Seabass.
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 5: Cheers to Mike Vrabel. He made me about 25% of
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 5: my money because right when this whole scandal then went
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 5: down where he was banging Diana Rossini, apparently for a
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 5: number of years, at least six years of a documented
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 5: affair that he was having with this sports writer when
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 5: he was the coach and married for 25 years of
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 5: my Tennessee Titans, now the New England Patriots. Right when
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 5: that came out, an odds bet went up on Cal Sheep.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 5: Will Mike Vrabel be the coach for the Patriots for
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 5: week one? And I was looking at the way he
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 5: was responding and the way the Patriots was responding. I said,
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 5: you know what? It looks like they got his back.
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 5: I'm voting.
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 3: I'm betting. I'm predicting.
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 5: I'm trading, not betting. It's not a bet.
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 5: And I went ahead and cashed out because the odds
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 5: changed with each day. And as we're basically here at
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 5: the new NFL season, cashed out, my $ 10 turned into $ 12.
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 8: 50.
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 4: What are you going to do with all your money?
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 5: Dumb balling.
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 5: So, yeah, I told Mr. Vrabel and Ms. Rossini, both
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 5: still married for the time being, I don't know how,
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 5: that I'll buy them a drink when they want to
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 5: get back together.
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 3: Sweet.
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 5: When all this comes down. So cheers to Mike Vrabel
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 5: for sticking it out. And jeers, though, to this douchebag.
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 5: He lives near me. And his vanity plate on his
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 5: Porsche whatever is boardroom.
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 2: Boardroom.
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 3: Boardroom.
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 5: Because, like, he's always in the boardroom.
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 2: He's making deals.
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 8: What?
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 4: Could you be?
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 5: Is that Porsche Panorama Mania, Bananarama, whatever that Porsche is?
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 3: Oh, Panamera?
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 5: And, you might say, well, Seabass, you have a vanity plate? Yeah,
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 5: mine is hilarious and ironic.
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 2: Cyber sucks.
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 5: Cyber sex. You don't pronounce X like Ux, stupid.
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 2: You do when you have to abbreviate it for a
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 2: license plate.
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 5: No, never in anyone's life have they ever done that way.
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 5: Back to boardroom. Like, you could be... Unless he's ironically
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 5: being a super douche, which I doubt. He's just... You're
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 5: just a douche. Well, see, Beth, you know what it
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 5: sounds like? It sounds like an 80s movie villain.
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 3: Exactly.
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 5: Like, boardroom ogre.
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 2: I told you, there's a guy... I saw he's got
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 2: the license plate downstairs. I fly first.
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 3: Wow. That's so cool.
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 5: Like, I get it if you're ironically making fun of
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 5: the poors or whatever, you know? But I guarantee you
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 5: that's not what's happening here.
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 3: Douche. Well, the.
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, typically it used to be, it seems to be
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 2: maybe less now, but the vanity plate used to be
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 2: almost strictly reserved for douchebags.
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 5: And that was their entire personality.
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 3: Or couples.
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 2: But then, yeah, then they started doing, you know, where
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 2: you can get the license plate based on whatever cause
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 2: it is.
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 2: You know, and then they became more personalized, you know.
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 2: how you have to have like charms and gibbets for
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 2: your water bottle like everything needs to be personalized so
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 2: it became less of just for like the meathead douchebag
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 2: or this kind of guy boardroom but like you still
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 2: see it every once.
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 3: In a while not as annoying as the it looks
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 3: like a tennis bracelet like the fake diamonds.
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 6: Around you gotta have the blame.
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 4: Make a glare there's certain areas where that is so
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 4: popular what kind of areas.
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 2: I think places where they buy Michael Kors.
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 11: And it's just cute.
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. Well, probably, like, is.
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 4: I don't know, like... Soccer moms love it.
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Older people really like it.
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 5: Menace is our official female psychology correspondent.
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 5: They love the little stupid around the license plate frame,
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 5: the little flashy diamonds. And they love it on the
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 5: steering wheel cover too.
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 5: Oh, that's cool. And Sammy is saying it's just cute.
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 3: It is cute.
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 11: You can put it on the shifter too.
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 3: It's pretty normal.
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 11: I'm just saying.
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 3: I would say suburban household.
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, kind of like it's basic, but not quite basic basic.
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 8: Really?
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 11: I thought it was teenagers and stuff too.
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 8: No?
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 5: No, it's women in their 30s. Just straight up tacky. Yeah.
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 5: I would agree with that.
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 2: Well, okay, Greg's always saying plums are trashy.
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 3: What's the other?
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 2: You said barbecue sauce is trashy.
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 3: Oh, if white trash had a flavor, it would taste
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 3: like barbecue sauce. All right.
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 2: He's always saying, like, you said that Burger King is trashy.
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 2: I think when you have steering wheel or seat covers
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 2: for your car, like, that is, like, that's mega trashy.
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 3: I think of taxis when I think of seat covers.
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 2: I will give a guy who's spending his entire day
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 2: in a car, I will give a truck driver, I
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 2: will give them a break on if there's some kind
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 2: of like seat cover or steering wheel cover. But just
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 2: on your daily driver to your regular office job or whatever.
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 3: Tacky.
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 2: Remember back in the 80s and 90s, it was like
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 2: that beaded, like wooded.
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 5: Oh, yes.
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 3: Wooded beaded.
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 5: Yes. I know a guy who's got a zebra cover
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 5: on his steering wheel. It's been on there on his 1992.
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 5: corolla for the past 26 can i have his number
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 5: and why and.
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 2: Like when you put the steering wheel cover on why
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 2: does that also mean you have to put stuffed animals
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 2: on the back ledger your window.
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 5: They go together and you and you 99 times out
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 5: of 100 you have a black ice air freshener yes
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 5: i'll say air fresheners in cars are only trashy only
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 5: trash people do that now i could say.
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 3: That because so overpowering yeah they.
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 4: Smell bad what about the sprays though can i spray You.
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 3: Can do whatever you want.
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 5: Well, I mean, but it shouldn't.
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you can do whatever you want. Is it legal
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 2: for me to spray air freshener? Yeah, when you have
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 2: the air freshener clip on the vent.
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah, with a little gel inside.
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 3: It lives there all the time.
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that sticky gel square.
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 2: Like, you can do whatever you want. I'm saying, like,
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 2: if you're asking me, is it trashy or not?
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 3: I would say, yeah.
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 2: That goes in there with the steering wheel cover and the.
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 5: I would say most accessories you could buy at an
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 5: AutoZone are trash. I can say that because when we
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 5: were 16 and got our first cars, that's, oh, we're
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 5: going to need to get the spiky stuff and the
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 5: wheel hubcap covers.
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 3: And this and that.
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 6: I've been seeing a lot more lights on the bottom
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 6: of cars at night.
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 3: Oh, ground effects. Oh, yeah, yeah.
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 4: Ground effects are back because they stopped pulling you over
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 4: for them.
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 5: Oh, there you go.
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 8: Oh, yeah.
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 2: Let's see if I can find this clip.
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 3: I got it here somewhere. Stand by. All right.
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 2: We're going to play Guess the Artist.
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 7: Oh.
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 2: In the style of the Smartass game.
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 2: I'll give you some clues, and then you have to
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 2: try to guess.
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 3: Who it is.
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 3: Do we ring in with our name? What's that? Should
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 3: we ring in? Yes.
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 2: I was born in England in the late 1970s. I
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 2: was trained professionally as an actor in London. I've played
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 2: both heroes and dangerous villains. I appeared in Inception and Dunkirk.
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 1: G.I.
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 3: Gina Rangan first.
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 5: Tom Hardy.
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 2: The answer is Tom Hardy.
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 5: Is that not who you were thinking?
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 3: No, I was going to guess Benedict Cumberbatch.
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 2: I haven't seen him. Yeah, the answer is Tom Hardy.
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 2: And this, ladies and gentlemen. is Tom Hardy's new rap song.
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 8: Yep.
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah. He's got a full-length rap album.
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 8: Nice.
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 2: I've heard about this.
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 4: Czar Face meets Frankie Pulitzer is the name of the album.
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 4: And his rap name is Frankie Pulitzer.
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 2: And so he's got some features on there, Busta Rhymes,
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 2: Method Man.
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 3: I saw his video on Method Man. It was really good. Yeah,
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 3: it's kind of cool. He's wearing like a mask.
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 4: Which I think is smart, you know, because you wouldn't
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 4: be able to get it out of your mind that
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 4: it's Tom Hardy rapping.
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 5: Because he's rapped before. He's been doing this for a while,
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 5: but this is like he took a long time off.
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 5: And Zarface is the, it's Esoteric and what's his name?
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 5: Inspector Deck. So these guys, yeah, these guys are long,
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 5: like very well-established producers.
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 2: Okay, so what do you think about him doing a
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 2: rap album, Seabass? I know typically when celebrities who are
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 2: famous for other things come out with music, a lot
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 2: of time, who dis in a weekend audio kind of thing.
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 3: Right, right, right.
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 2: Tom Hardy as a rapper.
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 3: Why do all actors want to sing and all singers
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 3: want to act?
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 2: Well, I mean, it sounds right in there with everything
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 2: else and whatever.
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 3: Sounds fine, you know?
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 5: He has been doing this for 13 years now off
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 5: and on so I'll give him more of a pass
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 5: for that I suppose but like I think it sounds
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 5: fine it doesn't sound like revolutionary well.
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 2: No it doesn't have to be like revolutionary like bands
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 2: that are coming out with new stuff none of it's
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 2: revolutionary yeah I.
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 6: Mean but like is anyone like super excited about this
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 6: like does it sound.
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 2: I don't think anybody was anticipating yeah you know but
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 2: when I hear it I go if you would have
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 2: said who is this I would have never come up
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 2: with Tom Hardy no But when you tell me it's
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 2: Tom Hardy, I go, oh.
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 3: It's not like he's mad old. He's only 48, but
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 3: he sounds like 20 in that. Yeah. Sounds young.
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 9: He sounds legit. And that's the thing is, it's not
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 9: very easy to do. We've heard plenty of rapper, athletes
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 9: and stuff butcher it, you know?
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 8: Oh, yeah.
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 3: And this, I mean, he sounds like he belongs.
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 5: He's done other stuff under the cover or under the radar,
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 5: I should say, like jujitsu. He wins tournaments and stuff
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 5: that Tom Hardy does. Yeah. I give more credit for
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 5: stuff like that. Like if you want to do something,
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 5: just go out and do it. Don't talk about it
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 5: all the time. Like freaking retard Jonah Hill.
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 2: No, Pat McAfee. That's who I'm thinking of. There was
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 2: somebody else, another celebrity.
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 3: It was Pat McAfee.
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 8: Right.
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 5: But I think this is a little different because again,
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 5: he's been doing it for a long time. He's doing
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 5: it under a pseudonym. it's seems more authentic to him. Yeah.
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 14: Well, not even authentic, but I mean, he sounds like sonically.
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 14: It sounds, he's not doing that thing. It fits that
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 14: new word that you taught me about the, uh, when
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 14: flea was doing the trumpet stuff.
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 3: Oh, grifting, grifting. Yeah. It's not great.
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 2: Grifting was a new word to you.
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 5: It's more of an old-timey word that's coming to vogue
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 5: these days.
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 3: Menace right there with you. Grifting. That was the first
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 3: time I heard that word.
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 3: You've heard, like, a grifter. I've heard of a grifter,
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 3: but I had no idea.
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 4: I've heard of a drifter.
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 3: A grifter. Grifting.
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 5: Like a scammer.
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 3: Maybe I'm also with menace on that. Grifter. I've heard
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 3: of drifter.
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 5: A grift is a small-scale swindle, scam, or fraud. So, like,
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 5: if you're Like say Flea and people are coming to–
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 5: they're not coming to watch you play the trumpet.
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 5: Or what's his name?
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 2: Mr.
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 8: 3000. Andre.
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 5: Andre 3000. Not coming to watch you play the flute.
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 4: Ah, his flute game is strong.
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 5: You're using your celebrity to this grift essentially. But I
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 5: don't think like Tom Hardy is going to be out
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 5: here touring. I think he just likes rapping. Like I said,
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 5: he's liked it for a long time.
• 1:37:57
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  Speaker 2: Woody, Greg, Manis, Gina.
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  Speaker 8: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: And this woman in the news who decided that being
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 2: an adult sucks so much that she was just going
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 2: to be.
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 3: An 11-year-old again.
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 2: Oh, why not?
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 3: I'll join her.
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 2: She's really 38, but she went and she created a
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 2: fake identity. She hit up a religious community claiming that
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 2: she was a child who had run away from an
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 2: abusive home. So a family took her in, filled her
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 2: bedroom with toys, and even threw her a birthday party
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 2: when she, quote, turned 12.
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 5: Jeez.
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 2: So whenever somebody questioned why she looked so much older,
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 2: she claimed that she had autism and was forcibly given hormones.
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 3: As a kid. That's why. Those things are related? Okay.
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 2: Eventually, this one social worker got suspicious, started digging.
• 1:39:51
  Speaker 3: And figured it all out.
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 2: And she confessed, and she's now on trial for identity theft.
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 4: Oh, damn.
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 2: Bitch be tripping that. So there's the mugshot, but that's
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 2: her when she was, quote, 12.
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 3: What?
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 5: It's a middle-aged woman holding a doll.
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 3: She has a youthful face, but not 11.
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 2: To pass for 11 years old?
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 4: How tall is she?
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 2: Your stepson's 11.
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, this looks like his grandmother. That's crazy. In no
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 5: world does that woman look 11.
• 1:40:21
  Speaker 3: There was that documentary, maybe you saw it, The Mysterious
• 1:40:24
  Speaker 3: Case of Natalie Grace.
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 5: Oh, I've seen it.
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 3: And they adopted her from some.
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 5: Eastern European country.
• 1:40:30
  Speaker 3: There you go. And when she arrived, they had all
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 3: these strange signs like, we don't think she's a kid.
• 1:40:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:40:35
  Speaker 3: And I don't think that ever got fully solved.
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 5: I thought it was all BS and she is a kid.
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 3: Oh, really?
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 5: With just a really abusive family.
• 1:40:42
  Speaker 3: It's so bizarre.
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 2: But yeah, man, bitch be tripping.
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:40:48
  Speaker 5: So tripping.
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:40:50
  Speaker 3: But can't blame her for trying.
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:40:52
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 1:40:52
  Speaker 10: Wasn't that movie The Orphan based off of something like this?
• 1:40:55
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 1:40:55
  Speaker 5: Exactly. And that's why people thought the worst of this girl. Like,
• 1:40:59
  Speaker 5: the horror movie.
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 3: Like, okay. Dude, so many scams.
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 2: It's why, like, man, I feel bad because there's sometimes
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 2: I hear about something.
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 3: I go, oh, man.
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 2: And that would be something that I would normally maybe,
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 2: you know, give a couple bucks to or want to
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 2: give some time to on the show to get the
• 1:41:14
  Speaker 2: word out about whatever it is. And you just you
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 2: feel like everybody's scamming you.
• 1:41:19
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:41:19
  Speaker 2: So you got to be super careful. And it sucks.
• 1:41:22
  Speaker 2: What's your parents to tell you? Oh, the boy who
• 1:41:25
  Speaker 2: cried wolf.
• 1:41:26
  Speaker 5: Of course.
• 1:41:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:41:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:41:27
  Speaker 2: You got to be careful, man. You keep saying this,
• 1:41:30
  Speaker 2: that people are going to start, you know, not believing
• 1:41:32
  Speaker 2: you because you tell these lies and then people just
• 1:41:36
  Speaker 2: get tired of it. And so next time you say something,
• 1:41:38
  Speaker 2: they won't believe it.
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 8: Yep.
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 2: And that's how, you know, even my son, my son's
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 2: got that green light card.
• 1:41:43
  Speaker 5: Is it like the debit card?
• 1:41:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a debit card for kids. And even his
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 2: number and whatever got compromised.
• 1:41:50
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 1:41:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And he's got no money.
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 5: He's broke.
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, why would you go after those? Those are just
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 5: kids with like 20 bucks in their account, I would imagine.
• 1:41:58
  Speaker 4: You might have put his information in something.
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 1: Oh, man.
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so we looked into it, and money was being
• 1:42:05
  Speaker 2: drained for, and he was like, dude, really? You're going
• 1:42:08
  Speaker 2: to risk getting in trouble? I forget what the game is.
• 1:42:11
  Speaker 2: It's one of these online games.
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 8: Mm-hmm.
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 2: That you see, like the ones that look so stupid.
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 2: They almost look like medieval fighting, like those cheap app games.
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 3: You know? Swinging around like a maze.
• 1:42:21
  Speaker 2: Kings something, you know?
• 1:42:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Royal Kingdom.
• 1:42:23
  Speaker 3: Royal Kingdom. Something like that.
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 2: But yeah, they tried it and they just did it
• 1:42:29
  Speaker 2: until it like zeroed them out.
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 3: Damn. Money well spent if we didn't rob somebody.
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 2: It got all worked out.
• 1:42:36
  Speaker 4: I know this one DJ, he'll make like six figures
• 1:42:40
  Speaker 4: a gig, right? But he found out, like, for the
• 1:42:42
  Speaker 4: past three years, somebody has been taking out $ 30 weekly.
• 1:42:46
  Speaker 3: From his account.
• 1:42:47
  Speaker 5: And you'd never notice that.
• 1:42:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Oh, that's like your office. Greg's like, that's... It's
• 1:42:52
  Speaker 3: like office space.
• 1:42:53
  Speaker 5: A fraction of a penny.
• 1:42:54
  Speaker 2: No one will ever notice.
• 1:42:55
  Speaker 3: You won't notice. Yeah. 30 whole dollars. I know.
• 1:42:59
  Speaker 2: So Greg, you're so on top of everything, like looking
• 1:43:02
  Speaker 2: at your account multiple times a day. Do you reconcile
• 1:43:06
  Speaker 2: your account? Remember people used to reconcile their checkbook?
• 1:43:09
  Speaker 5: Balance your checkbook.
• 1:43:10
  Speaker 2: Balance the checkbook. Do you ever do that?
• 1:43:11
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:43:12
  Speaker 3: I will keep track of what checks I write.
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 2: So you could have been taken for hundreds of dollars
• 1:43:17
  Speaker 2: and not even noticed it.
• 1:43:18
  Speaker 3: Probably. Probably. I'll still write the amount of the check
• 1:43:23
  Speaker 3: I wrote. In the register? In the register. But I
• 1:43:26
  Speaker 3: won't put the current balance in there. You know how
• 1:43:29
  Speaker 3: he has horrible memory?
• 1:43:30
  Speaker 4: But I guarantee you he memorizes every single dime, right?
• 1:43:34
  Speaker 5: Every transaction.
• 1:43:35
  Speaker 3: Pretty much. But it pays to look at your stuff.
• 1:43:37
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:43:37
  Speaker 3: Because if you get your credit card statement and you
• 1:43:40
  Speaker 3: look at it and you think, wait a minute. Well,
• 1:43:42
  Speaker 3: this doesn't even sound familiar.
• 1:43:43
  Speaker 5: Well, I'm glad you said that.
• 1:43:45
  Speaker 3: But I will blame some establishments. See, I used to
• 1:43:49
  Speaker 3: use my debit card for everything. Woody, you taught me.
• 1:43:51
  Speaker 3: safer to use your credit card. So I'll use that
• 1:43:53
  Speaker 3: at a gas station. And instead of saying the name
• 1:43:55
  Speaker 3: of the gas station, it'll have a random man's name. Yeah.
• 1:43:58
  Speaker 5: Shell company.
• 1:43:59
  Speaker 3: Right. And I hate that. And I think, wait a minute,
• 1:44:01
  Speaker 3: who is this Walter Jones? Oh, it's the gas station.
• 1:44:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:44:06
  Speaker 2: It's the guy who owns the gas station.
• 1:44:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:44:09
  Speaker 2: So I had to unsign myself up for this service
• 1:44:14
  Speaker 2: through my credit card company because I had said it
• 1:44:17
  Speaker 2: to try to keep an eye on stuff. But every
• 1:44:20
  Speaker 2: time a charge comes through throughout the course of the day,
• 1:44:24
  Speaker 2: something adds up to over whatever the threshold is, $ 100
• 1:44:27
  Speaker 2: or $ 150. It says daily spending over whatever, and it
• 1:44:32
  Speaker 2: lists whatever the account or whatever the amount is, right?
• 1:44:35
  Speaker 3: It'll say $ 63. But all it tells me is Amazon. Right.
• 1:44:41
  Speaker 2: And now I got to go back over to Amazon
• 1:44:42
  Speaker 2: because my wife is ordering stuff, you know.
• 1:44:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Cross reference.
• 1:44:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:44:46
  Speaker 2: Now I got to cross reference into Amazon.
• 1:44:48
  Speaker 3: I go, forget it. Totally.
• 1:44:50
  Speaker 2: For all I know, I could have been taken for
• 1:44:52
  Speaker 2: God knows how much money.
• 1:44:53
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:44:54
  Speaker 2: Because certainly things on Amazon, we've had it where they
• 1:44:56
  Speaker 2: just show up.
• 1:44:57
  Speaker 3: We didn't order this.
• 1:44:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:44:58
  Speaker 2: They just show up or you get something from Amazon.
• 1:45:02
  Speaker 2: saying you see like, oh, being delivered today. You're like,
• 1:45:04
  Speaker 2: I didn't order this.
• 1:45:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:45:05
  Speaker 2: And that turned out to be fraud. So God knows
• 1:45:07
  Speaker 2: how much of that's going on.
• 1:45:08
  Speaker 3: I had a notice from Amazon saying, okay, we are
• 1:45:11
  Speaker 3: refunding your recent purchase. And it was all this like
• 1:45:15
  Speaker 3: bunny cages, bunny feed.
• 1:45:16
  Speaker 5: Oh, you're so into that.
• 1:45:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:45:18
  Speaker 3: And then I looked at the thing. I clicked on
• 1:45:20
  Speaker 3: your account and your addresses. My address was different. It
• 1:45:23
  Speaker 3: was so weird. I didn't order this. So did they
• 1:45:28
  Speaker 3: refund it?
• 1:45:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:45:28
  Speaker 3: And then I went on to my account and deleted that.
• 1:45:32
  Speaker 3: mysterious address that had been included on there. Yeah. Very weird.
• 1:45:35
  Speaker 2: That's happened before. So God knows how much, because you get,
• 1:45:39
  Speaker 2: you almost get fatigued.
• 1:45:40
  Speaker 10: Right.
• 1:45:41
  Speaker 3: Because if you look at your credit card statement and
• 1:45:42
  Speaker 3: it just says, Amazon, Amazon, Amazon.
• 1:45:44
  Speaker 8: Right.
• 1:45:44
  Speaker 5: That sounds like me.
• 1:45:45
  Speaker 3: You don't know. Oh, wait, that was those towels. This
• 1:45:47
  Speaker 3: was that shirt. Yeah. It's just Amazon.
• 1:45:50
  Speaker 2: See, I wish they would just like total it all
• 1:45:53
  Speaker 2: up in a daily amount. Like, so, you know, whatever
• 1:45:56
  Speaker 2: you bought today would show up as one amount.
• 1:46:00
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 1:46:00
  Speaker 2: You know, like so Amazon, whatever the day is, the date.
• 1:46:04
  Speaker 8: Right.
• 1:46:05
  Speaker 2: And then that's the total amount. That way you can
• 1:46:06
  Speaker 2: go like, oh, yeah, I did buy a bunch of
• 1:46:08
  Speaker 2: stuff on that date. Then you can go back and
• 1:46:09
  Speaker 2: take a look. But when it's just these little like $ 40.
• 1:46:12
  Speaker 3: $ 9. Oh, man.
• 1:46:16
  Speaker 5: There's no way to know.
• 1:46:17
  Speaker 2: We're all getting so ripped off.
• 1:46:18
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 1:46:18
  Speaker 5: I'm just happy. You know what? I like my ignorance
• 1:46:21
  Speaker 5: is bliss. I can't be stressed out about this all
• 1:46:23
  Speaker 5: day every day.
• 1:46:24
  Speaker 3: I mean, yes and no. Sometimes if it's Uber Eats
• 1:46:26
  Speaker 3: or something like that. I don't remember ordering Uber. Oh, okay,
• 1:46:29
  Speaker 3: I guess we did. But was it $ 88? Was it $ 58?
• 1:46:32
  Speaker 3: I don't remember.
• 1:46:33
  Speaker 2: Have you ever done it where you're like, you're so like, oh,
• 1:46:35
  Speaker 2: my God, I've been seeing it. And then you realize
• 1:46:37
  Speaker 2: that it was you.
• 1:46:37
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:46:38
  Speaker 2: And you feel like a total idiot.
• 1:46:40
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:46:40
  Speaker 3: That happens every month with this stupid gas station thing.
• 1:46:43
  Speaker 5: I was drunk and starving.
• 1:46:47
  Speaker 1: The Woody Show.
• 1:46:50
  Speaker 2: Seabass, I will give credit where credit is due. I
• 1:46:52
  Speaker 2: noticed that you are signing your texts. Thank you. When
• 1:46:56
  Speaker 2: people text in and he wants to rebut, he can.
• 1:47:00
  Speaker 5: Engagement is what I call it.
• 1:47:02
  Speaker 3: Engagement.
• 1:47:03
  Speaker 5: Letting the listeners know they are seen.
• 1:47:05
  Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, what is this?
• 1:47:07
  Speaker 2: All I saw was the response, my apologies, I shall
• 1:47:10
  Speaker 2: refrain from youthful vernacular moving forward. And I knew who
• 1:47:15
  Speaker 2: that was a response to.
• 1:47:16
  Speaker 5: Somebody slamming some slang. And yes, I did.
• 1:47:20
  Speaker 2: Some of it's giving something. It's giving the orphan.
• 1:47:23
  Speaker 5: Like the movie about the kid.
• 1:47:25
  Speaker 3: Oh, it's giving. It's giving.
• 1:47:28
  Speaker 5: This is the kind of slang I hate because we
• 1:47:30
  Speaker 5: have perfectly acceptable phrases for, it reminds me of, or
• 1:47:34
  Speaker 5: this sounds like, or smells like, or looks like. But
• 1:47:36
  Speaker 5: those didn't start on RuPaul's Drag Race.
• 1:47:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, this is yet another RuPaul thing.
• 1:47:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah, again, we have perfectly fine words for this, but again,
• 1:47:42
  Speaker 5: two years ago, you guys said, because teenagers were doing it,
• 1:47:45
  Speaker 5: because RuPaul was doing it. I got to start saying
• 1:47:47
  Speaker 5: that all.
• 1:47:48
  Speaker 2: I said, they have three teenagers in the house and
• 1:47:50
  Speaker 2: it has me using their slang, ironically, solely for the
• 1:47:53
  Speaker 2: purpose of annoying them.
• 1:47:55
  Speaker 5: Which is, I appreciate that.
• 1:47:56
  Speaker 2: I will do that too.
• 1:47:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you've done that. Yeah. And I do that because
• 1:48:00
  Speaker 3: they hate it. I love it. They hate it so much.
• 1:48:01
  Speaker 5: And I support that, but we are not your teenagers, obviously.
• 1:48:05
  Speaker 3: Oh, you know what I love?
• 1:48:06
  Speaker 2: Because I saw it online. I'm like, oh, let's try it.
• 1:48:09
  Speaker 2: Where my wife will call me daddy. in front of
• 1:48:14
  Speaker 2: the kids.
• 1:48:16
  Speaker 3: That's so gross.
• 1:48:17
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 1:48:17
  Speaker 2: What are we having for dinner, daddy? It's so funny.
• 1:48:20
  Speaker 2: The reaction is so great. It's as good as it
• 1:48:23
  Speaker 2: is when you watch other people's kids on social media.
• 1:48:27
  Speaker 2: Speaking of which, what is a word or phrase that
• 1:48:30
  Speaker 2: instantly makes you sound old? If giving is trying to
• 1:48:33
  Speaker 2: make you sound younger, what's the opposite of that Like,
• 1:48:39
  Speaker 2: I noticed somebody said something recently. They called it smoking dope.
• 1:48:44
  Speaker 5: Oh, dope will do it.
• 1:48:45
  Speaker 2: Or grass.
• 1:48:46
  Speaker 3: That's a good one.
• 1:48:47
  Speaker 2: Instead of weed. Pot, dope, grass.
• 1:48:50
  Speaker 5: My mom always uses these two words unironically. She's just happy.
• 1:48:53
  Speaker 5: She goes, oh, super. Or, oh, terrific. So those two are,
• 1:48:57
  Speaker 5: I think, very old people words.
• 1:48:59
  Speaker 3: Super.
• 1:49:00
  Speaker 5: Super.
• 1:49:01
  Speaker 2: Saying pocketbook instead of purse.
• 1:49:04
  Speaker 5: Oh, my pocketbook.
• 1:49:05
  Speaker 2: I got it in my pocketbook. Go get my pocketbook.
• 1:49:07
  Speaker 3: I think that's just East Coast.
• 1:49:08
  Speaker 11: I know plenty of young people who still say that.
• 1:49:10
  Speaker 8: Really? Really?
• 1:49:11
  Speaker 5: Pocketbook.
• 1:49:12
  Speaker 2: Pocketbook does sound all that.
• 1:49:13
  Speaker 3: I thought you had to be legally 90.
• 1:49:15
  Speaker 5: It's got like a folder for coupons in there. Yes, exactly.
• 1:49:18
  Speaker 3: What about cigarettes? Soda pop? Is that? That's regional. That's regional.
• 1:49:23
  Speaker 5: My cousins in the upstate New York say pap all
• 1:49:26
  Speaker 5: the time.
• 1:49:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, pop.
• 1:49:27
  Speaker 8: Pop.
• 1:49:27
  Speaker 2: Do you want to go get some paps?
• 1:49:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:49:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:49:31
  Speaker 2: Slacks instead of pants yeah nice slacks.
• 1:49:34
  Speaker 3: How about windbreaker well what else do you call it
• 1:49:37
  Speaker 3: I don't know I think of my sport jacket or
• 1:49:39
  Speaker 3: light well windbreaker would be like a light jacket.
• 1:49:42
  Speaker 5: That's true it's a jacket you wear during sports but
• 1:49:45
  Speaker 5: not a sports jacket or telling someone they look sharp.
• 1:49:50
  Speaker 2: I told you that traumatized me as a kid I
• 1:49:52
  Speaker 2: was really little and my mom has told me this
• 1:49:55
  Speaker 2: story I was like I don't know three maybe and
• 1:49:59
  Speaker 2: uh They were trying to get me to get dressed
• 1:50:01
  Speaker 2: up because we were going somewhere, and they had me
• 1:50:03
  Speaker 2: put this sweater on, and I came downstairs, and my
• 1:50:05
  Speaker 2: grandma and my mom went overboard. Look how sharp you look.
• 1:50:11
  Speaker 2: And I thought I was going to get hurt, so
• 1:50:12
  Speaker 2: I started crying. Because I'm like, sharp?
• 1:50:15
  Speaker 3: I can't be sharp.
• 1:50:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and my mom felt so bad.
• 1:50:18
  Speaker 5: The handsome man.
• 1:50:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I was about to say handsome. A handsome old man.
• 1:50:21
  Speaker 3: All people say that.
• 1:50:22
  Speaker 2: All right, here we go. What's a word or phrase
• 1:50:25
  Speaker 2: that instantly makes you sound old? Saying stewardess instead of
• 1:50:27
  Speaker 2: flight attendant.
• 1:50:28
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:50:29
  Speaker 5: Who cares? That's called not being PC.
• 1:50:32
  Speaker 3: Snowflakes.
• 1:50:33
  Speaker 2: But here, why was that not politically correct?
• 1:50:37
  Speaker 3: Good question. Great question.
• 1:50:38
  Speaker 5: Because there were male steward-di.
• 1:50:41
  Speaker 2: We have a word.
• 1:50:42
  Speaker 5: A steward.
• 1:50:42
  Speaker 3: A steward, yes.
• 1:50:44
  Speaker 2: To me, I know it's is, but like stewardess- It
• 1:50:49
  Speaker 2: was just the title of whatever that job was.
• 1:50:51
  Speaker 3: Like nurse.
• 1:50:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:50:52
  Speaker 2: People will say male nurse, but there is no difference.
• 1:50:56
  Speaker 3: It's a nurse.
• 1:50:56
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:50:57
  Speaker 2: It could be a dude or a chick.
• 1:50:58
  Speaker 5: But would you be like, call the steward over. I
• 1:51:00
  Speaker 5: need a refill.
• 1:51:01
  Speaker 2: No, but a stewardess would just be a flight attendant.
• 1:51:04
  Speaker 5: There's a difference between it being old Tommy and it being, oh,
• 1:51:07
  Speaker 5: you can't say that because it's offensive. Why?
• 1:51:09
  Speaker 6: How?
• 1:51:11
  Speaker 2: If you say videotaping instead of recording.
• 1:51:13
  Speaker 5: I say it every day. I still hear kids saying tape.
• 1:51:16
  Speaker 5: They don't even know what that means.
• 1:51:18
  Speaker 2: Well, I mean, phrases come from a thing. Cut to
• 1:51:21
  Speaker 2: the chase was a film term, right?
• 1:51:25
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, yeah.
• 1:51:25
  Speaker 5: Cut to the chase-y.
• 1:51:26
  Speaker 3: Correct.
• 1:51:28
  Speaker 8: Oh.
• 1:51:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so I'm saying these terms and whatever come from something.
• 1:51:31
  Speaker 2: Saying supper instead of dinner. I always thought supper was
• 1:51:34
  Speaker 2: kind of white trash.
• 1:51:34
  Speaker 3: Never said that. Never. Supper. What about autumn instead of fall?
• 1:51:39
  Speaker 8: Oh, yeah.
• 1:51:40
  Speaker 2: Saying shrink instead of therapist.
• 1:51:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Head shrinker. Head shrinker.
• 1:51:44
  Speaker 2: Saying pound sign instead of hashtag.
• 1:51:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:51:47
  Speaker 4: Wait, autumn's different than fall?
• 1:51:49
  Speaker 3: No, it's the same.
• 1:51:51
  Speaker 2: Autumn and fall are the same thing.
• 1:51:52
  Speaker 5: Did you think there was.
• 1:51:53
  Speaker 3: A fifth season? What did you think autumn was?
• 1:51:55
  Speaker 2: I just thought it was like a weird in-between.
• 1:51:56
  Speaker 3: Of what? Between seasons? Where would autumn fall then?
• 1:52:03
  Speaker 4: Just before fall.
• 1:52:05
  Speaker 2: So between summer and fall.
• 1:52:06
  Speaker 3: It's like brunch.
• 1:52:09
  Speaker 2: So after Labor Day, would be autumn until fall officially began?
• 1:52:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, just for a little while. Three weeks.
• 1:52:18
  Speaker 4: Look, I don't know the timeline.
• 1:52:19
  Speaker 2: I'm asking what you thought it was.
• 1:52:22
  Speaker 3: Like I said, a weird in-between. I didn't look at
• 1:52:25
  Speaker 3: the dates, though.
• 1:52:26
  Speaker 5: Is there, Greg, a better word to use when describing
• 1:52:28
  Speaker 5: something than autumnal?
• 1:52:30
  Speaker 3: Like the autumnal equinox. Oh, that's fancy.
• 1:52:32
  Speaker 2: Saying beauty parlor instead of salon.
• 1:52:34
  Speaker 4: Oh, the parlor.
• 1:52:35
  Speaker 5: We were just talking about this, weren't we?
• 1:52:36
  Speaker 3: The word parlor.
• 1:52:37
  Speaker 5: The pizza parlor, the ice cream parlor.
• 1:52:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was never the pizza place. It was the
• 1:52:41
  Speaker 3: pizza parlor.
• 1:52:43
  Speaker 5: And Sammy thought we were like 90. Yeah, super old.
• 1:52:45
  Speaker 5: Meet me in the parlor.
• 1:52:47
  Speaker 2: You're so old.
• 1:52:48
  Speaker 3: You spend your Friday night at the pizza parlor. Oh, yeah.
• 1:52:52
  Speaker 2: Greg was surprised. I don't remember who you were talking to.
• 1:52:55
  Speaker 2: Maybe it was Manus or somebody in here. But powder room.
• 1:52:59
  Speaker 8: Oh, yeah.
• 1:52:59
  Speaker 3: You have a powder room? Yeah, a powder room is
• 1:53:01
  Speaker 3: just a room with a toilet and a sink.
• 1:53:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so there's no bathtub, no shower. It's just the
• 1:53:06
  Speaker 2: toilet and the sink.
• 1:53:08
  Speaker 3: This was a huge debate with our old phone screener, Julianne.
• 1:53:12
  Speaker 3: She said, nobody, and I mean nobody, says powder room.
• 1:53:17
  Speaker 3: So every time I had HGTV on and they said
• 1:53:19
  Speaker 3: powder room, I would quote videotape it. And I would
• 1:53:23
  Speaker 3: send her, oh, look, powder room, powder room.
• 1:53:26
  Speaker 5: Isn't that a half bath?
• 1:53:28
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:53:28
  Speaker 5: Exactly. You call it a powder room. Julianne is, for
• 1:53:31
  Speaker 5: lack of a better word, white trash.
• 1:53:33
  Speaker 7: Yeah!
• 1:53:34
  Speaker 5: So she's not exposed to fancy things like that a lot.
• 1:53:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but she thought it was like this overly fancy term.
• 1:53:38
  Speaker 3: I said, no, everybody says powder room.
• 1:53:41
  Speaker 2: What's a word or phrase or something you could say
• 1:53:43
  Speaker 2: that instantly makes you sound old if you say half
• 1:53:46
  Speaker 2: past or quarter till when you're telling time?
• 1:53:48
  Speaker 1: Is it?
• 1:53:49
  Speaker 3: It's half past nine.
• 1:53:50
  Speaker 2: It's quarter till.
• 1:53:51
  Speaker 5: Because you're talking about a clock face at that point.
• 1:53:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, instead of saying, oh, it's whatever time.
• 1:53:56
  Speaker 5: That makes sense. Thanks, Monk.
• 1:53:58
  Speaker 2: Rubbish instead of trash. Oh, put that in the rubbish.
• 1:54:00
  Speaker 3: I love saying rubbish.
• 1:54:02
  Speaker 5: We got a rubbish bin in my new building.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, all the buildings say rubbish on it.
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  Speaker 3: It's awesome.
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  Speaker 4: It's all British.
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  Speaker 2: And then spigot instead of faucet.
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  Speaker 3: Spigot. Never did that. Spigot. Spigot.
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  Speaker 5: Spigot.
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  Speaker 3: I've never used that word.
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  Speaker 4: The only time I hear spigot is like water spigot
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  Speaker 4: for your teeth or something, right?
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  Speaker 2: No, that's a water pick.
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  Speaker 4: Water pick? I've had people call that a spigot.
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  Speaker 3: And you only use those in autumn.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, just water picket.
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  Speaker 4: Look, you're using words I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: I will say, yeah, rednecks growing up in Tennessee use spigot. Hey,
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  Speaker 5: cut down a spigot.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. 877. Yeah.
• 1:54:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, kids say backpack, never book bag.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, no book bag.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and my wife is very specific when it comes
• 1:54:40
  Speaker 2: to bathing suits, swimsuit, and then sneakers and tennis shoes.
• 1:54:44
  Speaker 3: Tennis shoes.
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  Speaker 5: Who says bathing suit? You gotta go bathe in it.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if I ever thought about go bathe
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  Speaker 2: in it. That's how that sounds.
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  Speaker 3: When you put it like that. No, it's a bathing suit.
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  Speaker 5: A bathing suit.
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  Speaker 3: Bathing suit, yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I'll interchange them.
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  Speaker 5: Do you bathe in a bathing suit?
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  Speaker 3: I mean.
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  Speaker 2: It's a swimsuit.
• 1:55:03
  Speaker 4: Are you necessarily swimming?
• 1:55:05
  Speaker 8: No.
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  Speaker 5: True, I could be waiting. You could be bathing in
• 1:55:09
  Speaker 5: the sun. My sunbathing suit. It has to go back
• 1:55:12
  Speaker 5: to like bathhouses and, you know, the baths.
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  Speaker 2: But it's one of those I never thought, if somebody
• 1:55:18
  Speaker 2: said swimsuit, like I wouldn't be like, excuse you, it's
• 1:55:20
  Speaker 2: a bathing suit.
• 1:55:21
  Speaker 5: A bathing suit just seems very old-timey.
• 1:55:23
  Speaker 2: They're interchangeable.
• 1:55:24
  Speaker 3: Absolutely.
• 1:55:25
  Speaker 2: Sneakers, tennis shoes, same thing, interchangeable.
• 1:55:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:55:28
  Speaker 3: I do call them sneakers, though. I don't say either.
• 1:55:30
  Speaker 3: I just say shoes. I never say gym shoes.
• 1:55:33
  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 8: Ever.
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  Speaker 5: Never.
• 1:55:35
  Speaker 3: Never said that.
• 1:55:35
  Speaker 5: My mom was always like, go get your gym shoes.
• 1:55:37
  Speaker 3: Insensitivity training for a politically correct world. The Woody Show.
• 1:55:41
  Speaker 1: They don't care about your feelings.
• 1:55:46
  Speaker 2: Well, that's going to do it for Monday.
• 1:55:47
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 1:55:48
  Speaker 3: Full show podcast.
• 1:55:49
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• 1:55:52
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• 1:55:54
  Speaker 3: Back tomorrow, Tuesday, all new show.
• 1:55:56
  Speaker 2: Of course, anything between now and then, you can leave
• 1:55:58
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• 1:56:00
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• 1:56:04
  Speaker 2: posting stuff there for you at The Woody Show.
• 1:56:07
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 1:56:07
  Speaker 2: All right, Greg Goring, parting words of wisdom, please.
• 1:56:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, support your friends the same way you support a
• 1:56:13
  Speaker 3: celebrity who doesn't even know you.
• 1:56:15
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:56:16
  Speaker 3: Do it.
• 1:56:17
  Speaker 2: Here, here.
• 1:56:18
  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying? Oh, my God.
• 1:56:21
  Speaker 2: It's crazy how emotionally invested people get into other people
• 1:56:26
  Speaker 2: that they don't know.
• 1:56:27
  Speaker 3: That have never met you, don't know you, don't.
• 1:56:30
  Speaker 2: Care about you. And probably wouldn't even like you.
• 1:56:32
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:56:33
  Speaker 2: I know you, and I can tell you, you got
• 1:56:35
  Speaker 2: a rotten personality.
• 1:56:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:56:37
  Speaker 5: It's so popular now it has a name.
• 1:56:38
  Speaker 6: It's the parasocial relationship that only goes one way with
• 1:56:42
  Speaker 6: a celebrity.
• 1:56:43
  Speaker 3: Is that Stanning?
• 1:56:44
  Speaker 5: Outstanding, yeah.
• 1:56:45
  Speaker 3: Taping, right? Exactly. Bizarre.
• 1:56:47
  Speaker 2: All right, thank you very much, Greg Gorey.
• 1:56:49
  Speaker 3: Cheers, Wood.
• 1:56:49
  Speaker 2: Thank you so much for giving The Woody Show some
• 1:56:51
  Speaker 2: of your valuable time this morning. You know we love
• 1:56:53
  Speaker 2: and appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys
• 1:56:55
  Speaker 2: can suck it. We'll catch you back here on Tuesday.
• 1:56:57
  Speaker 2: Have a great day. SMD double M. I quit this bitch.