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How come sheep don't shrink? · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_01: Only got an update for you.
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  SPEAKER_01: On what?
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  SPEAKER_01: A little more of this Guthrie thing that I was telling you about.
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  SPEAKER_01: Listen, guys, uh, you guys need to be we're we're trying to make sure to help out.
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  SPEAKER_01: I feel bad for the people that are at Guthrie right now because not only internally, I'm sure they're having nightmares with their systems having a problem.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, and have to reschedule all these elective surgeries that aren't gonna happen today.
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  SPEAKER_00: What a nightmare would that's gonna be.
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  SPEAKER_01: And you th to my knowledge, right now, they can't get online.
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  SPEAKER_01: You know, you might get a notification through your your portal or whatever that would say that.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yep.
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  SPEAKER_01: Not right now.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh, and let alone can they get a hold of people to let them know.
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  SPEAKER_01: So listen, long story short, they're having a a big tech issue.
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  SPEAKER_01: They're working on it, okay?
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  SPEAKER_01: That's you know, it's kind of like when our engineers came in here, we had a team of three come in, I don't know, like maybe almost a month ago now, screwed everything up and then just took right off.
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  SPEAKER_00: You know, pretty much just wrecked it all.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, emergency departments are open.
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  SPEAKER_00: Also, if you have a medical appointment, like it maybe it's like a regular appointment for whatever you need, that's open too.
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  SPEAKER_01: But some providers have decided we're just not gonna do anything because they can't really, you know, that you can't enter things, you can't do a lot of things.
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  SPEAKER_01: So, you know, just be prepared.
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  SPEAKER_01: Even if you go today, you might get told, hey, listen, you have to come back.
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  SPEAKER_01: We're gonna take your info and we're gonna come back because I got this update too.
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  SPEAKER_01: With all the clinics uh down, they can't call out, see X-rays, MRIs, and MRIs, and uh can't see medical histories.
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  SPEAKER_01: So um Oh, that's how do you do your job without your medical history?
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, it's tough right now.
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  SPEAKER_00: Because you have to go on my memory, which sucks.
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  SPEAKER_00: You know, if I if I walked in, they're like, Well, do you have uh I don't remember.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, because they don't when was the last time you took this pill?
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh-huh.
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  SPEAKER_01: Are you allergic to anything?
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  SPEAKER_01: No! Here's some penicillin, we'll find out together.
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  SPEAKER_01: Right.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh, this is actually really funny.
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  SPEAKER_01: You had mentioned also, what if you were prepping for a elective surgery, which is, by the way, canceled for today.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh-huh.
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  SPEAKER_01: And uh this came from Chris.
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  SPEAKER_01: It goes, God, good, everyone.
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  SPEAKER_01: Imagine having done an uh uh entire night of colonoscopy prep.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, you drink the chalky stuff.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and then it's canceled.
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  SPEAKER_01: And but well, look on the bright side, Chris.
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  SPEAKER_01: You're cleaned out for today.
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  SPEAKER_00: That sucks.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh, on that note, happy Wang Out Wednesday.
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  SPEAKER_00: We got that from Taiwan Dave.
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  SPEAKER_00: Tywan Dave, you can always rely on him for a wang out Wednesday.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, along with 1336, who also gave us a happy wang out Wednesday.
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  SPEAKER_00: That is for those 70-ish people where they everyone gets a drink, everyone gets apps, merch, blah, blah, blah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Mm-hmm.
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  SPEAKER_01: And and this is really just a way that we're saying, hey, thanks guys for hanging with us for 20 years.
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  SPEAKER_01: And uh I see producer Flem is in the house.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, oh, yeah, sip some water.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh God, I gotta get gas today, and I'm not looking forward to it.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, it sucks.
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  SPEAKER_00: I had to do it a couple times because I went to Cleveland and back.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, God, yeah, you did.
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  SPEAKER_00: And it got worse as I got closer to Cleveland.
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  SPEAKER_00: It was like 449 at one point.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, geez.
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  SPEAKER_00: Even my parents were like, Do you want some gas money?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes, I guess.
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  SPEAKER_01: Can I call Gail and get some?
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  SPEAKER_00: They gave me, they sent me 50 bucks.
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  SPEAKER_00: At first, I at first I go probably didn't fill you.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, no.
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  SPEAKER_00: At first I said, No, it's okay, you know.
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  SPEAKER_00: And my dad said, You came out, you came and hung out with me.
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  SPEAKER_00: This is the least I could do.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and I had to do the show alone, so the least they could do is Venmo me about 50.
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  SPEAKER_01: Right?
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  SPEAKER_01: That ought to take care of most of it.
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  SPEAKER_01: I took a 50 spot.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's gonna be rough.
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  SPEAKER_01: Can I also ask one other quick question?
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  SPEAKER_01: Sure.
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  SPEAKER_01: I this is one of these theoretical questions, like, I'm like, why is this like this?
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  SPEAKER_01: So remember I told you last Saturday we we had a big get together with Tiffany's family.
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  SPEAKER_01: Um, that a whole bunch of people that of her family that live in New England came in.
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean, it was an impromptu kind of celebration of life, just get together, the family together since Tiffany's mom passed.
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  SPEAKER_01: And it was her sister that was in town along with a large group, right?
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, I I think I mentioned this.
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  SPEAKER_00: Wait, she has another sister?
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh no, uh not Tiffany's sister.
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  SPEAKER_01: It was her mom's sister.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: So her mom uh I was gonna say, how many sisters are these sisters are coming out of the woodwork?
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  SPEAKER_01: No, her mom had a brother and a sister, and her mom was the youngest.
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  SPEAKER_00: And well, anyway, Tiffany's aunt came into town.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: Thank you.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, better way to put it.
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  SPEAKER_01: So, at any rate, the the I'll tell you it was great because they catered to the kids really well because there was a bunch of kids there, and Lydia had an all-night dance party till almost midnight.
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  SPEAKER_01: Wow.
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  SPEAKER_01: That kid was done after that.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm like, this is great.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh-huh.
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  SPEAKER_01: So she was having a blast.
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  SPEAKER_01: And at one point, they were even playing with water balloons outside.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh-huh.
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  SPEAKER_01: So she got wet.
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  SPEAKER_01: So she got this kind of, I'm gonna you you know those sort of like woolish sweaters, long sleeve, they come down there.
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  SPEAKER_01: They're not a real long sweater, but you know, it it it's not like a belly sweater, but you know it comes right to your pants line.
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  SPEAKER_01: So it's uh it was like wool and polyester and all this.
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  SPEAKER_01: And I'm doing laundry the other day and uh I I threw it in the laundry, and uh it came out, and Tiffany goes, Oh, you shouldn't have washed that.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh no, it's just shrunk.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, it's the wool.
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  SPEAKER_01: And I go, but but there's a lot of polyester in it, too.
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  SPEAKER_01: She goes, Yeah, I know it's the wool.
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  SPEAKER_01: And and I'm like, Oh, I didn't know because I mean I I'm not dressing like it's 1963 with wool anymore.
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  SPEAKER_00: So now it's gonna go on one of Lydia's baby dolls.
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  SPEAKER_00: But that prompts a question.
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  SPEAKER_01: Why does wool shrink when it gets wet and washed?
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  SPEAKER_01: But why when it rains sheep don't shrink?
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean serious.
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  SPEAKER_00: Do they get a jerry curl?
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  SPEAKER_01: I think they already have it.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, yes, but do they get a tighter jerry curl when they get wet?
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  SPEAKER_01: Wool is gonna shrink if you wash it, but why aren't the sheep just shrinking right up, shriveled right up?
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  SPEAKER_00: Right, that that they have that tight haircut.
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  SPEAKER_00: There's a natural scam going on here.