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317: My Moment of Un-Truth · Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald

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  Speaker 1: Hey, hey, hey, Yeah, I got to tell you something, man,
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  Speaker 1: and I am so excited about this. And I don't
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  Speaker 1: know anything about this company. I don't know anything about
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  Speaker 1: what uh you know. All I know is it's working
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  Speaker 1: for my kids, and it's gotten my kids off of
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  Speaker 1: video games and it's got me playing the shit too,
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  Speaker 1: and it's really it's a lot of fun and everything.
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  Speaker 1: It's called Gravi Tracks. Have you heard of it?
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  Speaker 2: I saw it on Casey's Instagram and explain it to
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  Speaker 2: people who don't know what it is. But on I
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  Speaker 2: saw what Rocko built and it was fucking awesome.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, So Gravitracks is like a marble racing obstacle
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  Speaker 1: course slash uh.
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  Speaker 2: I want to like it reminds you of like old
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  Speaker 2: school Hot Wheels tracks.
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  Speaker 1: Kind of like that also, but also like Lego also
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  Speaker 1: because you have to build and it shows you pictures
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  Speaker 1: of things you need to make the obstacle course and
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  Speaker 1: everything work. It's really awesome and the accessories that come
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  Speaker 1: with it, you know, are very creative. Also. There's like
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  Speaker 1: elevators and you know, trampolines and catapults and you know,
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  Speaker 1: sling shot like crazy things like loop de loops like
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  Speaker 1: crazy things.
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  Speaker 2: And you get into it with your son, so you're like,
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  Speaker 2: you don't feel like you're playing something that's you know,
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  Speaker 2: it's cool because you're as interested as he is. So
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  Speaker 2: you're actually playing with your kids something that's fun for
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  Speaker 2: you both.
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  Speaker 1: All Right. When I was a kid, Times Square has
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  Speaker 1: this place called Port Authority. It's where all the buses
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  Speaker 1: come into New York City, right, and growing up that
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  Speaker 1: place was like a freaking scary ass you know, dirty.
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  Speaker 1: You know. They made a television show about the neighborhood
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  Speaker 1: I grew up in, and it's about pimps and prostitutes
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  Speaker 1: and crackheads and you know, the beauty of forty second
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  Speaker 1: Street and where all the movie theaters were, right, they
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  Speaker 1: made a move a television show about it. Anyway, Qort
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  Speaker 1: Authority had this thing and it had like a bunch
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  Speaker 1: of pool cue ball you know, balls from you know,
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  Speaker 1: from the pool table, so like from one all the
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  Speaker 1: way to was it twelve balls, right, And they had
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  Speaker 1: a bunch of them and they created something very similar
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  Speaker 1: to what Gravitracks is doing, and it would but this
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  Speaker 1: thing made like music, and I remember as a kid,
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  Speaker 1: people used to surround this thing, because it was like
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  Speaker 1: this clever contraption of you know, winding. You know, if
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  Speaker 1: anybody out there remembers the sesame street one, two, three, four, five,
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  Speaker 1: Sixcess nine eleven twelve, right that remember how the cartoon
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  Speaker 1: went where it was like a pinball machine. But then
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  Speaker 1: when you when you hit the ball, it went inside
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  Speaker 1: one of the holes. And then now the ball's on
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  Speaker 1: a track and rolling all around us. That's what Gravi
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  Speaker 1: Tracks is, man, And it's amazing. It's so much fun.
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  Speaker 1: It's so much fun. We have so much fun with
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  Speaker 1: the The kids have been doing it for two days
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  Speaker 1: straight without being on a television screen, without you know,
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  Speaker 1: with it's just them and their mind and their imagination
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  Speaker 1: and awesome. I just want to give a shout out
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  Speaker 1: to them, uh and say, yo, thank you so much for.
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  Speaker 2: Saving I'm sure lots of parents are looking for any
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  Speaker 2: way to have their kids be fascinated by something other
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  Speaker 2: than video.
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  Speaker 1: Games absolutely or television. You know. Uh. It makes kids
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  Speaker 1: have to use their brains. There's a lot of math involved,
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  Speaker 1: you know, it's very specific in how things work, and
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  Speaker 1: then you have to be creative with what you're given
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  Speaker 1: in that realm. It's really awesome.
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  Speaker 2: That's awesome. All right, Well, everybody check that out. We
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  Speaker 2: got to talk about wonder Woman, because I don't I
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  Speaker 2: really am confused about wonder Woman. I don't know what
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  Speaker 2: the hell was going on. And I know I'm speaking
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  Speaker 2: to three fans of superhero movies. I don't ever like
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  Speaker 2: to diss anyone involved in creative endeavors because it is
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  Speaker 2: so fucking hard to make anything, and thousands of people
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  Speaker 2: worked on this movie, and there's so much talent. The
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  Speaker 2: actors are all amazing. I know the director is amazing.
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  Speaker 2: I just want to know from three people who like
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  Speaker 2: these sort of things what that was.
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  Speaker 1: But a great question, Zach, Joe, you go first, you
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  Speaker 1: want to talk about it.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like this is the branded direction DC has
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  Speaker 3: chosen to go in where they don't mind making these
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  Speaker 3: sort of like be heavy camp films.
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  Speaker 1: But they're not for me. But four like them.
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  Speaker 2: We were they four because I was watching it, going
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  Speaker 2: is a kid gonna get any of this?
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  Speaker 1: Children?
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  Speaker 3: It's for adults, specifically guys I think who are really
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  Speaker 3: into like old school comics which didn't always have to
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  Speaker 3: make sense like the the basis of reality or even
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  Speaker 3: have like strong structure. Now there's a lot of great
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  Speaker 3: like classic comic books, but also there was a genre
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  Speaker 3: of comics specifically for looking at late eighties early nineties,
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  Speaker 3: where like the physics were off and the body mechanics
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  Speaker 3: were way off, and there's like no sense of reality
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  Speaker 3: and there's no sort of tie to like, oh, I
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  Speaker 3: need a great American hero. And it's not even you know,
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  Speaker 3: sixties cheesiness. It was just like wild, extreme, like pumped
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  Speaker 3: up nineties kind of stuff. And those fans have really
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  Speaker 3: clung to like that ideal of superheroism. That's like what
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  Speaker 3: they really enjoy and so you know, you don't need
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  Speaker 3: a motivational reason for a Cheeta lady to happen. She
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  Speaker 3: just happens and it's totally fine. It's not for me.
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  Speaker 3: I think there's like especially a disappointing that Wonder Woman
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  Speaker 3: doesn't get to be the center character in her own movie.
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  Speaker 3: It's a little disappointing. I really like Wonder Woman. There's
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  Speaker 3: a lot of great source material for her, and for me,
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  Speaker 3: it doesn't do the character justice. But I also don't
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  Speaker 3: want to take anything away from DC fans. I'm a
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  Speaker 3: true believer that like, if you like.
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  Speaker 2: A thing, you know and the DC fans like this movie.
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  Speaker 2: I haven't searched the internet to know if it's well
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  Speaker 2: received or not. I don't even have critics liked it.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't even look to see what critics liked it.
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  Speaker 3: It was critically panned, and it seems to me that
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  Speaker 3: while some DC fans were like, no, this is a
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  Speaker 3: solid superhero movie, it's certainly not getting the praise of
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  Speaker 3: like Justice League or the the Call for you know,
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  Speaker 3: Zack Snyder Cut or anything like that. So I think
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  Speaker 3: it's sort of middling.
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  Speaker 1: I have I have a real problem. Listen, we got
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  Speaker 1: we were really excited to watch it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, me too.
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  Speaker 1: We were really excited because.
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  Speaker 2: I love all those actors.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and great cast, great cast. And the first
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  Speaker 1: three minutes of the movie with the little Girl of
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  Speaker 1: the is the best part of the movie to me,
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  Speaker 1: where she uh is in the race and at the
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  Speaker 1: last minute her I don't want to spoil it, so
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to shut up, but she's in the race
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  Speaker 1: and uh, that was the best part of the movie.
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  Speaker 1: And then the minute this is where I was like,
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  Speaker 1: I think we're in trouble now. I'm not hating on
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  Speaker 1: this movie. I'm not hating on this movie. I don't
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  Speaker 1: want to hate on this movie, but this is where
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  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, we're in trouble. When Wonder Woman
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  Speaker 1: turned back around and winked at the little girl, I
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  Speaker 1: was like, oh, uh oh o oh no, And what
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  Speaker 1: did it for me? Because and because my wife is
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  Speaker 1: a great judge of what you know, what's to come,
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  Speaker 1: Like she figured out the usual suspect before you know,
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  Speaker 1: the minute the movie started. She was like, oh, that's
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  Speaker 1: kinds of that's kinds of right, yeah, And I was like, oh, okay.
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  Speaker 1: She she said, uh oh these are her exact words.
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  Speaker 1: She went like this, She went uh oh. And I
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  Speaker 1: was like what what what? What what? And she was like, uh,
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  Speaker 1: if the rest of the movie is like this, we
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  Speaker 1: got a problem. What was with all the slow mo?
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  Speaker 1: What was with all the slow I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I have to say I Wonder Woman understand how she
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  Speaker 2: could fly.
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  Speaker 1: I mean that she's always been able to do that.
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  Speaker 1: She's always been able to do that. Hold on, now, now,
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  Speaker 1: let's let's if you.
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  Speaker 2: Want to go and told me on Twitter that she
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  Speaker 2: was last doing the lightning.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know. Okay, I've never seen her do that before.
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  Speaker 1: But Wonder Woman has always been able to fly. What
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  Speaker 1: was weird was why does she have the invisible jet
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  Speaker 1: because she can fly? That was always the that was
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  Speaker 1: always the argument, you know what I mean, Like, what's
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  Speaker 1: the point of the invisible jet if you can fly?
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  Speaker 1: But so as far as that goes, her powers and
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  Speaker 1: everything like that are top notch uh and and they're
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  Speaker 1: dying and they're and they're but they're doing it justice, man, Like,
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  Speaker 1: that's that's the truth. She's supposed to be. If Superman
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  Speaker 1: is the male version of what is the most powerful,
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  Speaker 1: wonder Woman is the female version of what is the
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  Speaker 1: most powerful? You know what I mean? Like they're supposed
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  Speaker 1: to be the Titans that protect Earth, you know what,
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  Speaker 1: And that that that is a parent in this movie.
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  Speaker 1: It's clear if you are a mere mortal on this
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  Speaker 1: planet and you go against her, and you go against Diana,
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna get your ass kick.
• 9:09
  Speaker 2: On the other side of things, we all loved Soul, right,
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  Speaker 2: Soul was incredible.
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  Speaker 3: You didn't like Soul, Joelle, I have so many feelings
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  Speaker 3: about Soul. It's a beautiful film. I cried at the end.
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  Speaker 3: I think structurally it's very sound. I sort of wish
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  Speaker 3: in the way that Coco got to experience and after
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  Speaker 3: life that was authentic to a culture. I wish Soul
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  Speaker 3: had provided us with an afterlife authentic to Black culture.
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  Speaker 3: But performances outstanding. I really really did enjoy just watching
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  Speaker 3: the film.
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  Speaker 2: Animation was stunning. I thought, beautiful, beautiful art. I saw
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  Speaker 2: someone coming on Twitter and one of them like the
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  Speaker 2: body types, and it wasn't just African Americans being the
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  Speaker 2: star of the show, but the way that they the
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  Speaker 2: artists drew different body types and facial types and shapes
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  Speaker 2: and sizes, the way they drew his barber. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: I just love I loved this. The art of it
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  Speaker 2: I thought was medical.
• 10:06
  Speaker 1: I loved Soul for a lot of reasons, but mostly
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  Speaker 1: for like there there's something special about an artist when
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  Speaker 1: they can inspire you. And usually when an artist does that,
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  Speaker 1: they win Academy Awards and stuff like that. And Jamie
• 10:25
  Speaker 1: Fox is one of those artists. When he gets it right,
• 10:27
  Speaker 1: when the movie is right, and when he's in that zone,
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  Speaker 1: he really can inspire you, you know what I mean,
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  Speaker 1: Like he really his talent is top notch. When the
• 10:38
  Speaker 1: when the cards are in his favor and he's playing
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  Speaker 1: that hand, you know what, I mean, like I and
• 10:46
  Speaker 1: this is one of the This ray is one of those,
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  Speaker 1: but this one also it's like you listen to him
• 10:51
  Speaker 1: and you're like, holy cow, I need to be a
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  Speaker 1: voice actor. I think. I think I think if I
• 10:59
  Speaker 1: focus really hard, I could be a voice actor. Oh
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  Speaker 1: you know what I mean. He just makes it seem
• 11:03
  Speaker 1: like you can do it too, and it's a gift
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  Speaker 1: that you have. I once told him that, and I
• 11:07
  Speaker 1: think it came off kind of wrong, and he was like, well.
• 11:10
  Speaker 1: I was like, I was like, dude, man, make you
• 11:12
  Speaker 1: make people feel like they can win oscars. He was like, well, shit, motherfucker,
• 11:16
  Speaker 1: go get you one.
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  Speaker 2: Then I was like, though he was laughing with you,
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  Speaker 2: I was like, A right.
• 11:26
  Speaker 1: All right, my bad, but yo. Anyway, the point is
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  Speaker 1: he's just amazing in this role. And when it comes
• 11:33
  Speaker 1: to music, it really does. You know, he really does shine,
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  Speaker 1: whether he's talking it or singing it or you know,
• 11:40
  Speaker 1: you know, there's just something special about him when it
• 11:44
  Speaker 1: comes to that.
• 11:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a beautiful movie, I think, and everyone should
• 11:48
  Speaker 2: see it, even if you're not. If you know I
• 11:50
  Speaker 2: I I thought it was just artful and Pixar man,
• 11:54
  Speaker 2: do they have it do they have it down. It's
• 11:58
  Speaker 2: just almost every single time flawless.
• 12:01
  Speaker 1: Daniel, you didn't see that one either, did You.
• 12:03
  Speaker 4: Didn't see it yet?
• 12:04
  Speaker 2: Daniel was building computers. I wanted to talk about all
• 12:10
  Speaker 2: the all the pictures of those of you who bought onesies.
• 12:13
  Speaker 2: Donald and I are both loving all the pictures you're posting.
• 12:16
  Speaker 2: It brings a giant smile to our face. We love
• 12:19
  Speaker 2: that you love this podcast. I just be sentimental for
• 12:22
  Speaker 2: one second before Donald counts us in. You know the
• 12:25
  Speaker 2: amount of love that you shower upon the four of
• 12:27
  Speaker 2: us on social media, and it really means a lot.
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  Speaker 2: And I saw so much varying from silliness and someone
• 12:36
  Speaker 2: in a onesie eagling their their husband to someone saying
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  Speaker 2: this show probably saved my life. No joking around this year.
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  Speaker 2: And I just want you to know that we we
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  Speaker 2: hear it, and we love you, and we did not
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  Speaker 2: think we'd make this much of a difference, but it
• 12:52
  Speaker 2: means so much to all of us when we see
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  Speaker 2: your reaction. You're here, amen, and so we're going to
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  Speaker 2: keep entertaining you because that's what we're here to do
• 13:02
  Speaker 2: is hopefully put a smile on your face. Right Donald,
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  Speaker 2: absolutely all right.
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  Speaker 1: I second that.
• 13:09
  Speaker 2: All right, well, let's let's uh, why don't we rewatch
• 13:12
  Speaker 2: an episode of Scrubs and discussing made about a bunch of.
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  Speaker 5: A story.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so, do you have your recap ready?
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  Speaker 1: I do have my recap ready. How did you feel
• 13:45
  Speaker 1: about this episode?
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  Speaker 2: I thought it was very silly. It was very short.
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  Speaker 2: It felt shorter than normal.
• 13:50
  Speaker 1: Here's here's something I don't understand. How do you make
• 13:53
  Speaker 1: an episode that really is only funny if you've smoked
• 13:56
  Speaker 1: a lot of weed about about you know, uh, you
• 14:01
  Speaker 1: know this is your brain on drugs? How do you
• 14:03
  Speaker 1: make you know what I mean? Like, this show has
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: so many like if if you're stoned and you're watching this,
• 14:08
  Speaker 1: this is a very very funny episode, like like the
• 14:11
  Speaker 1: type of episode where you go out your nose because
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: you laughed so hard. Yeah, you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: I felt like if I were since you asked me,
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  Speaker 2: it's like the writers were. I can tell when the
• 14:21
  Speaker 2: room and when the vibe of the writer's room was
• 14:24
  Speaker 2: particularly stonery and silly that week. Absolutely now one of
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  Speaker 2: the main of this episode. But the Brain on Drugs episode,
• 14:32
  Speaker 2: the b story is essentially that the janitor.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, let me get into the RecA.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, but I mean it's definitely an If you
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: had a stoner friend who wasn't into scrubs, I suppose
• 14:46
  Speaker 2: you'd probably start with Wizard of Oz with musical, but
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  Speaker 2: this might be one to show them.
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  Speaker 1: Right, absolutely, absolutely, all right.
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  Speaker 2: All right, hold on, hold on, hold on, stop watch
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  Speaker 2: and go.
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  Speaker 1: Jad and Carla have really bonded over the last few year.
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  Speaker 1: Turk's sick of being nagged over his butt watching habits,
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: Elliot and Cox think differently of a patient, and the
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  Speaker 1: janitor is maybe the most desperate we've ever seen him.
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: What are the limits to fidelity? When does it become infidelity?
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  Speaker 1: That's not up for anyone to decide, but you my
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: personal belief, if you need to lie for whatever reason,
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: you're probably doing more harm to the situation than helping.
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  Speaker 1: Communication is always key.
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: Amen on communication being always key. But Turk can't be
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: looking and fucking all these asses.
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: Why not? Why not? Why not? Why not?
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: If his wife says and means it and isn't bullshitting
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  Speaker 2: If she says, honey, honestly, you're a man, and I
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  Speaker 2: don't find it disrespectful, and I'm gonna look at that
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  Speaker 2: ass too, she's got a great ass. Whatever the whatever
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  Speaker 2: their whatever their rules are, and it's honest. She's not
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  Speaker 2: just putting it on to be cool, to be cool wife.
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  Speaker 2: And this communication okay, I'm just saying, if it's real,
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  Speaker 2: if it's not just like she's like, oh, I don't
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  Speaker 2: want to be like uptight. I'm gonna pretend like I'm
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  Speaker 2: okay with it, but really I'm crying inside. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: Turk is like when she says go, he turns and
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  Speaker 2: he just looks at the ass like this.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like Turk and Carla might be open for
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  Speaker 1: a little you know, uh, you know, we talked about
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  Speaker 1: it before, you know, JD kind of things. It's possible.
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  Speaker 1: I think they're open to a little, you know, in
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  Speaker 1: a marital.
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  Speaker 2: First of all, I don't think this episode. First of all,
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: she goes on a date. This was so weird, Like
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  Speaker 2: she goes on a date and JD doesn't tell Turk
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  Speaker 2: but don't give a.
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  Speaker 1: Shit either, Yes you would have, but he doesn't in
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  Speaker 1: the show.
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  Speaker 2: I forgot, Sorry I did. I brain farted on what
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  Speaker 2: your what? What your reaction was?
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  Speaker 1: When she finally a reaction that they give is not
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  Speaker 1: a reaction they give JD's fantasy of what's going to happen?
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  Speaker 2: Right? Do you ever see what really happens? Oh my god,
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  Speaker 2: how funny.
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  Speaker 1: By the way, how first of all, you'd be this
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  Speaker 1: age right now?
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  Speaker 2: I said this, I just blew you outside. I said
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  Speaker 2: the same thing, dude. First of all, the funniest part
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  Speaker 2: of the show, in my mind is me as an
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: old man, still living with you and farting. And then
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  Speaker 2: I went I did the math, and I'm like, that's
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  Speaker 2: that's me at forty.
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  Speaker 1: Five, right right, right, right right?
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  Speaker 2: That's how how trippy is that to see yourself? I mean,
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: this is an experience most people on earth will never have,
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: seeing how you as a twenty five year old portrayed
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: yourself at forty five, and then going back in forty
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: five and watching it. I was old and bald and fat.
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: And farting and farting and still.
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: Living with my friends and very very Jewish and extra jewy,
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: extra jewey, sorry because I've got nowhere else to go.
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: I was like, I was like a fucking Seinfeld character.
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I was very funny. Though I wish
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: if you saw more of that character. I want to
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: see more of them.
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: That would have been great.
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: There are certain things I've wish he had more of.
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: I wish there was I wish Turk's mole puppet was
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: a running gag, and I certainly wish forty five, but
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: really seventy five year old extra Jewey Zach was a character.
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: I mean extra Jewey JD.
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: Extra Jewey JD. Well, they overlap, all right, Jady's nipples
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: name is Jasper. I laughed at that. JD loves the
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: show his nipples.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: Right, you're right. Nipples name is Jasper. Yes, and you
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: have one hair named Clancy. So there's Jasper and Clancy.
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: Well, the hair is named Clancy, and the we don't
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: get the left nipples name is no. I think it's
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: the left. I think it's my left. That's Jasper.
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's your left, that's Jasper.
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: I'm sure it's on scrubs Wiki.
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: You're right, now, you're right, you're right, you're right.
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: But anyway, first of all, in the spirit of sexual
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: harassment at the workplace, I mean, JD and Turk are
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: just like really not being subtle at all ogling this
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: woman's tush.
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: Yes they are, And I got to ask you a question.
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: Okay, it's funny even in two thousand and two or
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: three whenever we're making must have been three. Uh, we
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: seem to not be playing character. We seem to not
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: be playing characters that were toning it down or I
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: don't know, it just seemed out of Placezar.
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: I gotta ask you, though, are you a ass man
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: or a breastman?
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: Ass man times ten?
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: Okay, So when we first met, though, dude, you were
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: a breastman. You were all about tiny waste and big breast. Dude,
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: when we never met, that.
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: Was your game of another friend.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: That was you.
• 19:27
  Speaker 5: Dude.
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: You were like, it has to be I was like,
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: what about the big ass? You were like, it has
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: to be so tiny, it has to be.
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: Disagree.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: Maybe I remember this, Oh my god, we're gonna fight.
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: You're sorry.
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: I don't mean yeah, we're gonna fight.
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: We're gonna be your appreciation. I'm not saying that your
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: appreciation for giant tushes.
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: I don't like me a little bit. I don't like fake.
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: I like giant. I don't like fake.
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: We both we both have something in common that we
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: like the real real.
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: I like the real real.
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I definitely didn't know that ass implants were a
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: thing until recently, I thought that was a joke.
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: It looks weird, and you got this big, big, big,
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: big like hump on your bet but and then like
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: these real tiny legs, like if it don't match the
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: if the if the hamstring don't match the booty, what
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: you're really doing, what you're really doing.
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: To each the right Really, if you're listening right now
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: and you're on the fence about where they get the
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: ass implants, Donald and I are begging you not.
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: To unless you got no ass. If you've got no
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: ass and you.
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: Can, then do squats. Don't fucking put silicone in your toush.
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: Sometimes squats, Sometimes squat, okay, Daniel, Sometimes squats don't help though.
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: Well I'm just I mean to each their own again,
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: if you're sitting there on a cushy ass implant, then
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: manzle tough. I'm just saying I personally, I would rather
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: you did squats.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: Joelle just over there sipping on hot tea.
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: By the way, someone runs something so funny on Twitter.
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: They said, rip to Joel's UH search history. After last
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: week's episode where we made search for the amount of
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: sperm that are.
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: In each practically no penis pill ads yet.
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: Just you wait, but you were doing a service for
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: the America, well, for the for the for the Earth,
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: for the.
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: Earth, for Earth, Planet Earth.
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: You're welcome. You're welcome, You're well welcome. Isn't it funny
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: when you when you not funny, but when you, like
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: you google something and then you're on some other website
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: and ads for that thing come up, and you're like,
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: what the fuck? I just looked for two seconds. I
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: don't care. And it doesn't even be like pornographic. It's like,
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: I'm not that interested in in in iron shelving. I
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: looked once.
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's I looked at a knife online, like a
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: cooking knife, because you guys know, I'm so in the
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: cooking a chopping knife, and I looked into it because
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: it's like one of those big ones that you see
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: on the Food Network and stuff.
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: Thick.
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it won't stop showing up. It just keeps showing
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: up on my phone in every ad that in every
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: ad on any site that I go to YouTube, freaking Facebook, Twitter, well,
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: Twitter and have ads, but Instagram, it shows up.
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they got you. Zuckerberg's got you all right now.
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: The janitor's whole storyline, yes, is a big storyline is
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: he has a twin brother named Roscoe, and he's committed
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: to tricking Jad and Turk that he I mean, does
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: this guy have any work to do? He the entire
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: time trying to convince us that he has a twin brother, and.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: And he goes through like outrageous feats to his theory.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: He enlists Troy, right, he lists Troy. He jumps out
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: of a window, a one story window. He jumps from
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: the second story to the top of the first story.
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: Roof and then onto an ambulance and then onto an.
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: Ambulance and then falls off the ambulance.
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: Because the ambulance gets a call so they speed off.
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: He falls onto the ground. I mean, this guy really, really,
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: really really was committed to trigger.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: He made a video yes with Troy for the birthday
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: for the two of them for their twin birthday party.
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: Twin birthday party. This episode was so silly, I mean.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: And he goes, take your time to look at this
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: and runs around.
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then the other comes in and it's got
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: nail polish on the other hand.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: But then when he walks in, he goes walking slowly.
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, what was the woman's name on his in
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: his h and his brain trust. Do you remember her?
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: It must have been crazy eyed Margo. It must have
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: been her hand, crazy eyed Margo memory. Someone wrote on Twitter.
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: I saw someone wrote on Instagram or Twitter about you.
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: It was funny. They said, there's definitely a Goldilocked sweet
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: spot for how high Donald should be. Sometimes it's too little,
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: sometimes it's too much.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: Right, Sometimes I get too far gone. Yeah, I'm like,
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: holy ship, I was high in that episode.
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: And then there's sometimes where I was like, I probably
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: should have smoked weed in that episode.
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I just love that someone compared you to Goldilocks,
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: Like that's that's that's that porridge, that that weed is
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: not enough, that weed is too much, that weed, that's
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: just right, that's right. Why don't go to break, right, Joel,
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: We're gonna go break and we come right back. We're
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: gonna talk about firm like Mutton the second time then
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: an ass it has been compared to Mutton in Scrubs.
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: We'll be right back.
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: And we're bad. Okay, all right. I have a question
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: why why? First of all, why that why? Why? I
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: don't know.
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: It came to my mind when you did that noise.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: Okay, second of the second second second of all, I
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: thought Elliott had gotten past this look. I thought we
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: were moving past this look at this point, aren't we?
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: No, she does this rocker hair for like, I think
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: the whole season really okay? Yeah, I think season three
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: was Elliott rocker hair.
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: Okay, the whole season.
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sad about it too.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: And the whole season and then and season three ends
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: with us getting with uh, Carla and Turk getting married, right.
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: I don't know, Oh, Joelle says, yes, I can. Look,
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: I have it in front of me here, what Joe,
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: you're looking? Yes, I'm looking right here? Do you want
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: to know what's coming up? We have? Oh, we have
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: his story. This must be when you narrate.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: Oh shucks, is either mea John c McGinley.
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: No, it says you. Turk has hesitations about whether or
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: not to mail his wedding invitations.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: Oh shit, yep.
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: And then we have Scott Foley coming back. I mean
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: we haven't booked on the episode.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: But Connecticut's favorite Scott Foley. Yeah.
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: And then we have Richard Kines episode and yeah, it ends.
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: It ends with Carla and Turk getting married with George.
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: Everbody's gonna ask you that that just that line alone
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: in that song. I don't even know the song, but
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: just that line alone. Classic.
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: So the sixth member of the cast of Spin City
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: joins this, Alexander Chaplin. Now we call him Sandy. I'm
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: know Sandy forever. We went to theater camp together, which
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: sounds like a joke from Scrubbs, but is true. We
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: went to a theater camp called stage Door mannor together.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: And he is related to say it, tell it. There's
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: a reason why his name was Chapman.
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: No Chaplain, He's not related to Chaplain. His father in
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: law is Hal Prince, the most celebrated I was under.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: The impression that Sandy was was related to Charlie Chaplin.
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: No, you can, let's look up. I would know that.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: I would just look this up. But his father told
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: me this, David Allen Base told me this. So I'm
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: gonna put David David Allen Base on.
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: I don't think so. I feel like I would know
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: that tidbit about him because I know him, and he's
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: a very very sweet man and a wonderful actor. And
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: do you know what film he was in that was
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: really where his where his acting was really incredible. I
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: wish I was here m hmm. Do you remember that Donald,
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: isn't it He plays the young Rabbi? Do you remember
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: that Donald?
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, that's right. The car, Yeah, and the plant
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: and something about the plant. Right.
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: He is a great actor. I think, very very I
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: think it's very underused. I mean, the guy should have
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: his own show. At this moment where he explodes on
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: Elliott over trying to get pain medication out of her,
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: I mean, it was just like it was just like
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: a quick, little three sentence monologue and he fucking killed it.
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: He's so talented.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: He's very talented and very funny.
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: Also, he's very funny. He can also has a beautiful voice.
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: I love this man. I wish, I wish that I
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: saw him more. We gotta, we gotta, we gotta. If
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: you're out there and you're a casting director, you gotta
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: book Alexander Chaplin because he is a talented fellow.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah he is. Just give me a second. I'm still looking.
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: I think Joelle is doing the work for you.
• 28:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: They're not related, and it doesn't even look like that
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: maybe his original last name. It says that he adapted
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: it when he got married. According to their Wikipedia page.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: Do talk about stage Door manor though, Zach.
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, does it say that he's his father in law?
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: Is Hal Prince?
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: It does?
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: There you go, wow, he is.
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: He is very Look he's one of those people where
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: you're like, dude, he should be working way more.
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: I agree, Listen, this is why I tell people and
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: not that. And Sandy's had a great career. He's been
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: on Spin City, He's been on lots of shows. He's
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: a working actor. But I do have to say when
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: people go, when people talk about becoming actors, I go,
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: there are people like Sandy Slash Alexander Chaplin that are
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: so good and handsome, and you're like, why is this
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: guy not a household name? I mean, that's that's it's humbling,
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: because you go, That's why I always talk about it
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: all being a lottery, like the fact that that guy
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: never had his own show or has yet to have
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: his own show. I just can't believe it, because he
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: can do everything, and he's and he's charming, and anyway
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: I cast him, I'll continue to cast him.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: It's crazy how that is, though, because you meet a
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: lot of those people in Hollywood as you go through
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: the as you go, you know, as you climb the ranks,
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: and as you fall down the ranks, you know what
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: I mean, as you as you fall you meet a
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: lot of the same type of people who are running
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: the same type of race that you are. Man, this
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: thing really is like it. I remember when I lived
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: in New York, we used to look at this thing,
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: look at the acting game as the trenches, because like
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: your best friend all of a sudden is your enemy
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: the minute you walk into an audition space, because you're
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: all competing for a job. And I you know, you're
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: absolutely right. He's one of those people that you watch
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: and you're like wow, even as an actor, when you
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: look at them, you're like, this person, there's something something's
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: wrong that this person's not doing it right.
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: And it's like why, like why, I mean other than
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: just the lottery of of of the way the chips fall,
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: I don't know see why. I mean, Donald and I
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: both well, you know, can can name privately actors that
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: are hugely successful and totally cut together in the edit room,
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: and they owe their career to an editor and a director.
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: And then there's people like Sandy Chaplin who, like I
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: directed him in which I was here, there's not a
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: single take he did I couldn't, I couldn't use in
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: the film, he's.
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: Right that him yelling at Elliott is also just on him.
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: It never cuts to her reaction until after he's done.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: So you see the you see him smiling, and then
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: the ramp and the and the it's really it's.
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: And then he quickly turns a joke and then right
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: and then right comes back. I think he recurs a
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: few times.
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: Bill loves the same character. Yeah, Bill loves him too.
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: All right, there's our there's our monologue about how much
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: we love Alexander Chaplin and and again, sorry shameless plug,
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: if you still haven't seen Wish I was here, please
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: check it out. And he's really good in that. He's
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: I play a guy who's so not into his religion
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: and he's secular and was raised Orthodox and and he
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: befriends this younger rabbi who sort of, you know, shows
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: him that there's a way to be religious without being
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: the religious ways his parents were and uh and and
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: so he finds his own unique way to connect to spirituality.
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: He's sort of the rabbi I always wished i'd met.
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: I wish i'd met a rabbi who who who?
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: Who?
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: Taught me a way to be spiritual without the strict
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: dogma that I was sort of had forced upon me.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: As a child. I have a question for you. Go ahead,
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: and this is hypothetical, and so I don't want to
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: just change. I don't want to. I don't want to
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: be uh because I think everybody did a great job
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: and wish I was here and everything like that. But
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: if Natalie Portman would have played your wife in that movie,
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: do you have to made it the sequel to to Uh?
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: No? No, No, I don't think so. I I I
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: see how they are. There's there's sort of cousins of
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: each other. But I think I didn't want to go
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: anywhere near Garden State. I mean, obviously I'm I I
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: it's coming out of my brain and in this case,
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: and wish I was Here's case my brother Adam as well.
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: But so they're all gonna, you know, have a piece
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: of me. And in fact, the new script's funny. Someone
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: someone I know and love and trust read it and
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: I said, this is the first thing I've written that
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: really isn't about me. And they read it and laughed.
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: They said, you think this isn't about you? I meaning
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: it's not about a struggling artist, a guy from Jersey,
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: but it is so much of who I am in it.
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: I think that that's just, you know, that's what comes
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: out of me when I when I write, So I
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: think I see how they're cousins of each other, but
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: I didn't. I didn't see Kate's character having anything to
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: do with Natalie's character.
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: Would you ever consider revisiting that.
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: I'd love to work with Natalie again. I don't want
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: to do like I've had so many opportunities to do
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: incarnations of Garden State. I just kind of want to
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: lead at it.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: Would you ever want to put this cast back to
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: like this is what I don't understand, This is what
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: I don't understand it certain and some directors do it,
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: and then other directors don't do it, and I don't
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: understand that. And sometimes it really upsets me because you
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: meet certain directors and you're like, I want to work
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: with this person forever, and then you never work with
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: that person again. Yes, but like Scorsese's one of those
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: people where if he loves you, you're in everything. He's
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: gonna do same thing with Oliver Stone, you know what
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: I mean. I don't understand why people don't take something
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: that was successful like Garden State and bring the entire
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: cast back together, same writer, same director, same everything, and
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: create something different. If it all worked the first time,
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: why would it be different the second time.
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: That's a great point, But you'd have to write something
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: that would be perfect for all those people again, you know,
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: but you.
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: Already kind of know what it is because you did
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: it the first time. No, all right, if I just
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: stick to the blueprint, the blueprint says this is gonna work.
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: This is something that rappers do all the time, all right.
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: The blueprint says this is gonna work. This is something
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: that artists do all the time. The blueprint says this
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: is gonna work. And it does pretty much every time,
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: pretty much every time.
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: If in the rap world, but not not in the film,
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: there's plenty to recreate the magic. Look at the whole
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: world of sequels. I mean, how many sequels are good?
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: That's you're you're absolutely right when it comes to sequels.
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: But the squel exactly this equal is exactly what you're saying.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: Well, no, not really, because when it's the sequel, you
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: want something different. That's the That's the only thing that's
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: the that's the that's the difference between the sequel and
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: what the formula is. The formula works every time. The
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: sequel can't be the formula again. That's the rule. Man,
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: it can't be all right, I made Star Wars, so
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: the next one has to be Star Wars again. They
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: made Star Wars, and the next one was Empire Strikes Back.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: And that's why this.
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: Is the challenge, though, and and and I heard here's
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: how I'll address it in the way that what I
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: experienced is it took me a long time to make
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: another film after Garden State, and and when I and
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: and I didn't. You know, it's the classic sophomore effort.
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: And I think artists of all types feel this is.
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: Of course, I want the audience to come back for
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: what they loved, but I don't want to repeat myself.
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: You know, it's the class any any musician with their
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: sophomore album would say the same thing. I want I
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: want everyone to come back into the tent, but I
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: don't want everyone to think I'm just biting myself. So
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: you're trying to say, here's something in the spirit of
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: what you liked. But I'm also gonna tiptoe us over here.
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: Now that'll either work or it won't. Sometimes they won't
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: like the tiptoe and they'll be like, where the fuck? Like,
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: for example, wish I was here doesn't really have a
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: love story. You know, there's it's a couple that's that's
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: that that loves each other and they're going through a
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: tough time and there's a chance there's a chance they
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: might break up, but at the center of it isn't
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: a love story, right, So people that's so related to
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: a love story were like, Oh, it's a Zach Brafft
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: movie and it's got it's got it's got a vibe,
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: it's got music, and it's kind of it's goint of
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: great actors I love. And then when they saw that
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: there was no will they or won't they love story,
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: I think I suspect we're disappointed by that. So it's
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: always a challenge to go, I wanna I want to
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: I pray you all come back into the tent, but
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: I also want to kind of do something different together.
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: Right, no doubt, no, no, I totally understand what you're saying.
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: I totally get what you're saying. But that makes me wonder.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: Then Scorsese has figured out his formula. It seems like, yeah,
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: he makes really good gritty movies, you know what I mean.
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: Uh, But Scorsese always delivers. He's going you're gonna see guns,
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: You're going you're going to see criminal activity, you're gonna
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: see you're going to see amazing cinematography. You're always going
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: to see the top actors in the world. He he does.
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: Rodriguez is another one that's done that. It's my point,
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: they're very There are like a handful of directors that
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: have done that. Tarantino. You know what you're going to
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: see when you see a Tarantino movie.
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And Tarantino's done it in a genius way that
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: even more than anyone that they I think they are
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: so specifically Tarantino films, but they're all over the place,
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: in there, in there, in there in what they're about.
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: So then what's wrong with you doing that? What's wrong
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: with you doing is.
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: As good a writer or as prolific a writer.
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: But Zach Garden State is fucking fire, dude. Regardless of
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: what you want to say, and regardless of what you
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: want to say about which I was here, that's fire dude.
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: It's a great story. You know what I mean, and
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: it touches something that you don't see in a lot
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: of movies. You don't see a lot of people think
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: I jump into that.
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: Thank you, and I think. I think what I do
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: that is what I write, probably has a smaller audience,
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: but it can grow. But that's fine. Grow, but that's fine.
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: I don't need to be you two the band that
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: came to my mind first. I can be a small
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: act at a smaller venue, but there definitely there clearly
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: is an audience for it. But you know, I'm not
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: I'm content not being as as hugely successful as Tarantino.
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: My point is not just for you, this is for everybody.
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: It's all right to do what you do. There's nothing
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: wrong with doing what you do. Nobody does you better
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: than you.
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree, no matter what you're, no matter what
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: your no matter what your art is, I believe that
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: and also what comes out of you at the time
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: is the art that you have to contribute to the world.
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: I always go back to Justin from Bonever saying to
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: me it was about I think I sold the story
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: on the show that he said. I tried to give
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: him a note on the song for wish I was here,
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: and he said, that's what came out of me when
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: I saw the film. And so I don't apologize at
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: all for the stuff I make, whether sometimes it works
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: sometimes it doesn't, because it's what came out of me
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: at the time. It's what I had to say, and
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: hopefully some people liked it.
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: Right speaking, that's very difficult to be on that page
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: because then that goes against everything that I was just
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: talking about, where the formula always works if you're on
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: that this is what I expressed at that moment one.
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: That's the only thing.
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: That's the only thing I can do. I think I
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: don't know how to I don't know. I mean, I
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: have yet to know how to to write something that's
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: not like a in order for me to get in
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: a chair and spend that much time and commitment, and
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: I need to tap into like what I feel as
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: a human being. I yet to be able to be like,
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: oh my god, I have a great submarine movie idea.
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: And it's not to say it's not to say it's
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: not to say that I don't have an occasional good
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: submarine movie idea, but I wouldn't have the commitment to
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: sit down and put the time in to do it
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: in order for me to fucking do the thing that
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: we writers do, which is stare at the blinking cursor alone,
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: wishing you were doing anything else. I need to I
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: need to feel like it's coming out of my fucking body.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: That's your formula.
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, My formula is to is to tap into my
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: own psyche and my own the things that make me
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: joyous and the things that made me depressed and and
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: and craft.
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: Well, it shows. It shows in your movies, man, because
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: after walking out of Wish I was here, I think
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: everybody was like, fuck, I'm depressed.
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: Come on, it's not that bad. There's hope at the end.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: That's very little. That ship. That family is so fucked man,
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: At the end they're happy.
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well they're happy because they freaking the bully died.
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: You know, well no, and he he fought. No spoilers,
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: but he definitely begins a new chapter of his life
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: and he seems like he's content.
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: In the end, in the very end, in the very
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: very end. I love the movie, dude. I'm just telling you, man,
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: that that family is that's a very and and what's
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: crazy about it is that's the truth though, that was
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: a truth and it's not a wrap this up with
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: a big both.
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: I don't want to make that ship. There's plenty of
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: people making that shit. I want to make the real real.
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: I want to make you know you and your wife
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: can have an all out fucking battle and yeah you
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: love each other, and yeah you will do anything for
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: each other. But in the back of your mind, you're like,
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: is this gonna fucking last forever? Like, I don't know,
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: I want to make that movie. I don't want to
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: make the I lift her up and we hug on
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: the beach. Bullshit. There's plenty of people doing that.
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: That feels good though, too, keep me one hundred.
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but there's plenty of people doing that. There's plenty.
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: I'd rather I'd rather tell it on a story about
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: a couple that hopes they're gonna make it.
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the truth, because that that is the truth, man,
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: that's what That's what really. You know, when you walk
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: out of I wish I was here and I'm fucking
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: totally you know, I'd totally sound like your best friend
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: who's so totally proud of you. But it's like when
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: you walk out of that movie, regardless of who you are,
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: where you are or what you're doing, if if you know,
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: if you don't feel like shit, damn man, I'm happy.
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: I'm that right now, not them right now.
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: I just want to aspire to I aspire to make
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: you watch something that makes you talk about it, like
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: you know, when you can see a movie and then
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: by the time you get to your car, you're like,
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: should we get deserved? Like I mean, in normal times,
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: should we? And just it's gone, It's gone, like you
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: had cotton candy, right.
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: I'd rather be like yo, you remember the part.
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, of course, and be like iven by the way,
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: even if you're like I fucking hated the way he
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: wrote that one character, like even I just want your passion.
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: I love that.
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: By the way, I'm fine to be polarizing. I want
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: your passion right right. That's what's up about shrubs. Why
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: don't we, Joel, why don't we invite the guests after
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: a break. We'll be right back after these fine words.
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: And we're bad.
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: Gargle gargle.
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: Okay, here's where are we going? When we see the
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: janitor after he falls off the ambulance. I thought we
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: were going to play basketball. The basketball hoops behind us.
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: I'm with you, dude. I think that the director was
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: assuming that the audience doesn't know the geography of our
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: parking lot.
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: Well, this was written written by rich Estes is that
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: I say his name?
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: I don't know who's written by Let me look, this
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: was written by uh oh, I don't know who Rich
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: Eustace is. He wasn't a regular staff writer. I'm not
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: sure what the story with Rich.
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: Eustace's And then who directed it?
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: Maybe Gail man Cusso directed it.
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: Oh, Gil, you love Gail. We do love Gail.
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: Love Gail. Gail has won many and Emmy I think
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: for directing modern family.
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: She does that is creat she does it, she does it.
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: Right, She's great. I want texted Gail to have her
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: direct Alex inc. And she didn't reply to me. Now,
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: I don't know if I had the wrong self this
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: many years later, but I to this day am harboring.
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: I'm sure you have a listener in your life, someone
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: that never replied, And you're like, do I have a
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: wrong number or did they ghost me?
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: And I feel that way.
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: And I'm like and I'm like, no, Gail loved me.
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: It's not like we have beef or anything. Why would
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: she ignore me.
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: Oh, I have a bunch of people that I'm like
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: that with. Man, it's ridiculous where it's like I text
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: them and then they never text me back.
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: It's weird though, man. But but do.
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: You have people in your phone, Like, let's say someone
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: hits you up right, Yeah, and they're not your it's
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: not me, it's not someone in your closed circle. It's
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: it's like a outer ring friend and you're not dissing them. Yeah,
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: you'll get back to them. They're cool, but you're not
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: gonna do it right now because you're in the middle
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: of something and then you forget. Yeah, all the time,
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: of course, so sometimes because of my neurosis, I'll go
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: back and go, oh fuck, I never replied to so
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: and so.
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: It just happens too often with me.
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: You know, you're a stoner too, so it must happen
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: more because of the amount of ganja. All right, Now,
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: I laughed hard at my character getting attacked for hitting
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: on a woman in the elevator. Now, I think she
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: overreacted a bit.
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: Just a little bit, because that's the salt that was.
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: She assaulted me because all you said, I used a
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: bad pickup line, and she beats the ship out of me.
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: But it's hilarious and I'm sure there's a lot of
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: women out there who watched that, being like, yeah, that's
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: what you want to do. Sometimes when a guy's hitting
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: on you in an elevator, that's what.
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: You get, okay.
• 45:32
  Speaker 5: Uh.
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: Carla ripping the condom open with her teeth kind of
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: gave me movement. I don't know why.
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: Really, there was a bit of a like a there
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: was a shift he felt a jiggle was Yeah, that
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: was a little bit of a yeah, although you probably
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: don't have a light jiggle like I feel like when
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: you have movement, it's like like what you know, like
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: when they make the sound effect of a giant boat moving.
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: It's like.
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: Me, you know when they do like the underwater shot
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: of like the aircraft carrier turning and the like we
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: had to turn turn turn and they cut underwater and
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: then you hear the boat like like a big treaky turn. Yeah. Yeah,
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: that's what I feel like. It sounds like when you're
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: Penis shifts all right, Carla received Carla going on a date.
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: It was just I had trouble with that. Yeah, like
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: I did never do that. It felt so duplicitous and
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: and the fact that she made JD hold the secret.
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: That's where I had a problem. I didn't have a
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: problem with her going on to date because that can happen,
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: that could happen where, but the fact that JD was
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: there when it happened, and she said yes, and then
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: she was like, yo, if you tell on me, these
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: beads mean nothing. That was like, wait, hold on, yeah,
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: I don't know if y'all know how this works. But
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: his bros before hoes. B. That's real talk, B, real
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: real fucking talk.
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: What you say, Alca, Casey said to me, I'm gonna
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: go on a date before Donald and I.
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: You don't tell me, dog, that's a wrap. B. You see,
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: we really are friends. You might as well fuck Casey. Dude,
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: you might as well fuck Casey if she says, yo.
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: I'm going down to Ravine, it.
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: Is not bad. Dude. If Casey said to you, let's
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: let's put it this way. Hold on, hold on, let
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: me finish we hanging out, right, You, you and my
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: wife are friends. And I'm like, I don't give I'm
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: not threatened by this situation. You guys are best friend.
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: It doesn't mean I encourage this because of my relationship
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: with you, Zach. You two hang out, so you too
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: are hanging out. You go out one night and she
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: runs into I don't know, let's say, Brad Pitt. That's
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: somebody she talks about a lot, and Brad Pitt says
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: to her, oh my god, I was a huge fan
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: of the Newlyweds. You used to make me laugh all
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: the time. And Casey was like, oh my god, I'm
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: a fan of yourself. And they're just having them having
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: a cute little meet cute right, And then at the
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: end of it, Brad goes, I would love to pick
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: this up some other time.
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: Case Oh, Casey, or Casey, what a horrible position.
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: What's your number. I'll give you a call. Maybe we
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: can go watch some other time. But she's like, blah
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: blah blah, uh uh one five five five five five
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: five five five five five five and.
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: Gives him to just keep dialing five.
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: And you didn't tell me.
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: Of course I would tell you.
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: And no, I'm talking about about the show, and you
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: didn't tell me. You might as well fuck Casey, you.
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: Might as well. I don't agree that. I don't agree
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: that those two are equal. Me not telling you she
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: wanted to do with.
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: If she goes on to day with Brad pittchy gonna
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: leave me for Brad Pitt. Dude, She's gonna be like
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: bye Roco, Bye Wilder, Bye donald Is Brad all day?
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: Well, would be a mistake for her, wouldn't.
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: It, Because Brad Pitt, we might have to cut this.
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: No, bradficts perfect example, because every woman who's straight listening
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: is like, yeah, I get it, that would be a conundrum.
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: And every guy who's gay listening is like, yeah, I
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: get it, that wuld be a conundrum. And every guy
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: whose kinsy scale allows right now, I was thinking, like, yeah,
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: I get it, that might be a problem. You know
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: what I'm saying, Joelle, you'll preach yes.
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: Yes, absolutely, Brad Pitt.
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: Brad Pitt is like, yo, got you gotta look at
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: your briner and be like yo baby pass.
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: No. No, I don't believe let's make it work. I
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: don't believe in that. I think that's just the game
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: couples play. I don't think.
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: This show is all about this episode is all about that, though, Man,
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: a whole pass dude. If you if the fact that
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: j D didn't tell Turk is some bullshit right there.
• 49:36
  Speaker 2: I agree with you.
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: That doesn't make any sense.
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: What's so I didn't write Donald. The writers needed to
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: find some drama, so they created the drama.
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: But that's made up drama, man, Come on, man, that's
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: made up.
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: That's I agree? Is the is the guest here, Daniel.
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: Let's invite this person in and make their day. Let's
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: cheer them up or or tickle them with our words.
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: Oh, ladies and gentleman wearing it's fake doctor's real friends
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: onesie give it up for Jimmy.
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: Catlin, Jamie, welcome to the program. You're our very first
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: guest to be wearing the onesie live on the show.
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: I encourage all future guests if you if you have
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: a onesie to wear it as as a guest.
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: You can ask you a question. Yeah, before we get
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: me for isn't it cozy?
• 50:29
  Speaker 6: It's so cozy? Can I say real quick, I'm using
• 50:34
  Speaker 6: my brother in laws computer. My name's actually cam By.
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: Cam Okay, so confusing.
• 50:43
  Speaker 5: I'm sorry. I thought I could change you.
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: Cam You can you know if you go on your
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: who see up her right end corner of those those
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: three dots and you click on it and then it
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: says you. Oh, sorry, Daniel's gonna do it for you.
• 50:56
  Speaker 7: Gentleman, give it up for Actually, I mean, I really
• 51:03
  Speaker 7: just couldn't go through life knowing that I didn't get
• 51:05
  Speaker 7: Donald's oprah intro to someone else's name.
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: But when you play the show back, when you play
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: the show back for your brother, it's your brother in law,
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: your brother in law, he's gonna be happy that he
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: got a don't know.
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: Your last name, ain't even Keckley, is it. It's not.
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: It's all right, but listen, let's go. Let's kill and
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: me camp Donald.
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: Let's gentlemen, give it up for camp Sleby.
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: Donald. I want to say that the onesie looks really
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: good on cam.
• 51:39
  Speaker 5: It is very comfortable, very cozy.
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: Now cam, do you like the fact that it has pockets,
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: because sometimes you get a onesie and there's nowhere to
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: put your phone or your stuff. You can put anything
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: you want in there.
• 51:50
  Speaker 6: Yeah, not only the pockets, but I like where they're
• 51:52
  Speaker 6: placed too, you know, not even like to decide they're
• 51:54
  Speaker 6: like perfect like hoodie pockets.
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: You know, I have only one complain about our onesie. Okay,
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: no poop flap.
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: No poop flap. Yeah, next incarnation we need to add
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: of pooflow. It's gonna cost more money though.
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you cost more money.
• 52:10
  Speaker 5: You do have to go all the way off if
• 52:11
  Speaker 5: you want to, you know.
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I just think a poop flap's funny, even if
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: you don't use the poof flap. I just think I
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: laugh every time I see a poof flap. Cam, welcome
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: to the program. Where are you calling from.
• 52:23
  Speaker 5: I'm from Charleston, South Carolina?
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: Okay, Carol, And do you have a question for any
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: of us today to be on the show?
• 52:30
  Speaker 5: I do. I do have a question for all of you.
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: Actually, go ahead and Cam not.
• 52:34
  Speaker 6: Really scrub specific. And I just got to say so
• 52:37
  Speaker 6: I give credit where credit is due. I kind of
• 52:39
  Speaker 6: got this question from another podcast I listened to. It's
• 52:42
  Speaker 6: called The Watch through the Rigger Network. Shout out Cha Serato,
• 52:47
  Speaker 6: The Watch, but the watches two guys.
• 52:50
  Speaker 5: They had Jason.
• 52:50
  Speaker 6: Mazukas on and they were talking a lot about this
• 52:53
  Speaker 6: past year, and the question was, do you feel the
• 52:56
  Speaker 6: way you consume content or what content you want to
• 52:58
  Speaker 6: consume has changed over the past ten months? Your personal
• 53:02
  Speaker 6: taste or what you find funny has that changed over
• 53:04
  Speaker 6: the past year as well?
• 53:06
  Speaker 5: Obviously with the pandemic things like that.
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I think my taste and what I
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: find funny has changed. And I think a lot of
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: it has to do with how the culture has shifted.
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: You know, what is considered bullying and not necessarily was
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: considered punching down now used to be considered very funny,
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: and it's it's not anymore. And so yeah, i think
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: I'm way more conscious of when listening to jokes, and
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: this is and and this is something that I'm not
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: necessarily happy about or sad about. It's just that i'm
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: very I'm I'm very aware of this now that when
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: I listen to jokes, I'm also well when I'm consuming content,
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: I should say, I'm also checking to see if it
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: offends anyone, because if it does, then I'm not necessary
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: Like once I feel like something offends somebody, then I
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: have a problem with it in a lot of ways.
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: And I don't know, and I think I think it
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: has a lot to do with, you know, just the
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: climate that we're in right now. I don't want anyone
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: to necessarily be offended by me, like in ways that
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: I've been offended by people, you know what I mean.
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: So if I ever make somebody feel like I have felt,
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: then I got a problem with that. And I think
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: this year, more than anything, because of the climate, we
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: are experiencing that more. I think whether it's okay, Well,
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: now that I know that it hurts you, people are
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: using it more, or I know that it hurts you,
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: I'm going to refrain from saying it. And even if
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: it's not honest, at least it's at least it's an
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: effort to say, you know what I see that that
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: hurts you. My bad.
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: What about you, Joelle? Do you think your ways of
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: or the way you view content has changed all during
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: the pandemic?
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: Uh?
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: No?
• 55:09
  Speaker 3: I mean I had a film and television critic beforehand
• 55:13
  Speaker 3: that I watched things all the time streaming or on
• 55:16
  Speaker 3: my computer because that's how we get the screeners. I
• 55:20
  Speaker 3: think that there's a possibility I like certain shows a
• 55:22
  Speaker 3: lot more than I would have pre pandemic. I still
• 55:25
  Speaker 3: would have enjoyed like I would have enjoyed to the
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: Lasso whenever it came out, But my God, wasn't like
• 55:30
  Speaker 3: vital to just lifting the spear. It was like came
• 55:32
  Speaker 3: like the darkest point of the pandemic, where we were like,
• 55:34
  Speaker 3: I don't there's no cure insight, I don't know what's happening.
• 55:37
  Speaker 3: Then like like a beacon of light, here comes Ted
• 55:39
  Speaker 3: Last so just to like bowl you over with comedy,
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: and then did you.
• 55:41
  Speaker 2: Feel sorry to digress that episode two was the best episode?
• 55:45
  Speaker 3: Oh, clearly clearly the best, superior to all the episodes.
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: It was something about the way it was director go ahead.
• 55:51
  Speaker 3: And then there shows like The Queen's Gambit or even
• 55:55
  Speaker 3: I don't know if you guys have had an opportunity
• 55:57
  Speaker 3: see Maraini's Black Bottom.
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: Yet Yeah, I love that.
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: WHOA like again.
• 56:01
  Speaker 3: Like there's something tinly about these things, even Soul, which
• 56:03
  Speaker 3: I think maybe I would have been more harshly critical of,
• 56:06
  Speaker 3: like pre pandemic, in the pandemic fictions like this is
• 56:10
  Speaker 3: so now again I like Soul, I might have been
• 56:13
  Speaker 3: more critical in a world where you know, we probably
• 56:18
  Speaker 3: would have had a similar summer despite the pandemic. Right, So,
• 56:21
  Speaker 3: tensions are high, and there's a lot to consider about
• 56:23
  Speaker 3: black representation and art. But like, my god, anything that's
• 56:26
  Speaker 3: gonna make me feel some kind of joy or light
• 56:29
  Speaker 3: or or feels like just remotely better than the previous
• 56:33
  Speaker 3: representation we've had and like give it a hall pass,
• 56:36
  Speaker 3: like I can't. I can't canticue too harshly because I
• 56:38
  Speaker 3: just need this level of joy and content in this time.
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: Somebody you're talking about a little bit has changed.
• 56:45
  Speaker 3: I appreciate certain things a little bit more, but for
• 56:47
  Speaker 3: the most part, no, I'm watching and consuming when you hear.
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: People, But when you hear people say certain things like uh,
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: you know, hurtful things in media and in in in,
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: it doesn't affect you more like it affects me way
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: more now because I feel like everybody is well aware. Like, Okay,
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: I just saw something recently where a young lady is
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: going crazy over her phone accusing of a young accusing
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: a young black kid of stealing her phone.
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: Right, and it.
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: Really angered me because it was like, wait, hold on, now,
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: you know what's going on. There's a better way to
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: do this, dude. What you're doing right now isn't the
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: right way. There's a better way to handle all of this.
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: You know what's what climate, This is what's going on
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: right now, and you're not even paying. You don't give
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: a fuck, And that pisses me off, you know what
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: I mean?
• 57:40
  Speaker 3: When I see a shit like that that can't really media.
• 57:43
  Speaker 3: That's something somebody like captured, right, Like, that's not but.
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: It's turned into media though, you know what I mean,
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: it's now turned into something to invoke.
• 57:50
  Speaker 3: That is a much broader conversation, which I don't a
• 57:53
  Speaker 3: thousand percent disagree with you, but it's a much broader
• 57:56
  Speaker 3: conversation than I think we could tackle here. I think
• 58:00
  Speaker 3: I've always been sensitive to that stuff, Like, I mean,
• 58:02
  Speaker 3: if you're gonna come yelling at children who are just
• 58:04
  Speaker 3: being kids, like, I've always found that the r right,
• 58:08
  Speaker 3: I don't get it.
• 58:09
  Speaker 2: What about you, Daniel?
• 58:11
  Speaker 4: I think you know inherently. One thing that has affected
• 58:14
  Speaker 4: my media watching is just the climate of the world
• 58:17
  Speaker 4: from a health standpoint. Every movie or thing that I
• 58:20
  Speaker 4: watched from the past, I just look at and be like,
• 58:21
  Speaker 4: can you believe all those people are so close together?
• 58:24
  Speaker 4: Can you believe that we were just so accepting of
• 58:26
  Speaker 4: like this or that or the other?
• 58:28
  Speaker 2: Thing?
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 58:29
  Speaker 4: You know, one thing I saw one thing I saw
• 58:30
  Speaker 4: recently people someone on Twitter was saying, can you believe
• 58:33
  Speaker 4: that we all just like went bowling, like sticking your
• 58:36
  Speaker 4: fingers into the bowling ball that someone else? You have
• 58:39
  Speaker 4: no idea that we all just did that and then
• 58:41
  Speaker 4: ate our chicken fingers and that fall. So I think,
• 58:46
  Speaker 4: you know, anytime I watched something from a year ago
• 58:49
  Speaker 4: and beyond, there's that, and that's definitely going on in
• 58:52
  Speaker 4: the back of my head, and going forward, I will
• 58:54
  Speaker 4: definitely be considering that and the safety of everybody around
• 58:57
  Speaker 4: in production.
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: Do you think the movie should be Do you think
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: movies should be conscious of that? Do you think do
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: you think movies should go back to the way they
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: were before compared to what's going on now? Should movies
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: tackle the fact that corona happened and sanitizing your hand
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: and washing your hands? And you know what I mean,
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: because when you go and watch a movie and somebody
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: does that, the whole audience is going to be like,
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: oh my god, so fucking no.
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: I know it's a question because I'm hoping to shoot
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: my film this coming summer and I don't plan to
• 59:30
  Speaker 2: address COVID at all, because I imagine it will come out
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: a year from the summer and with God willing, universe willing,
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: where COVID will be tackled. And I don't want my
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: film to be like, oh, it's a COVID movie, but yeah,
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: it's weird you think of, like, yeah, you think of
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: shooting something. I agree everything I watch now I'm like,
• 59:53
  Speaker 2: oh my god. We were watching the show call Somebody
• 59:55
  Speaker 2: Feed Phill. I don't know if you've ever seen. It's
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: really funny food show, and he's like literally sharing a
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 2: fork with a stranger and everyone we just like when
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 2: the room gasped, we were like, oh my god.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 4: I just really quickly on that very point. I think
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 4: sometimes the best movies exist in a world where, like
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 4: the the situation of the world isn't the focus. It
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 4: just happens to exist in that world. I think, like
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 4: you know, you think about the kind of Cloverfield, the
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 4: monster movie. Cloverfield tried to do a good job of
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 4: telling a story in a world where a monster movie
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 4: is happening, rather than making the movie about the monster.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 4: Maybe not the best example, but I think as we
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 4: see movies going forward, there will be movies that exist
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 4: in the time of COVID. But if there are movies
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 4: that are about COVID, it's just going to be contrived
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 4: and boring and lame. But seeing a movie that exists
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 4: in this world that's about something else, I'm interested to
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 4: see how that'sful part of life, and so how to
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 4: tackle that in film and media?
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 2: I'm interested.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 6: So they they made a comment in that other podcast
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 6: about how they were watching old episodes about and PI
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 6: and uh he's and the guy was Jason was like,
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 6: everyone in that show is dealing with Vietnam, you know,
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 6: years and years later. And his thought was like, you're
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 6: you know, you have to have like a character dealing
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 6: with the pan like what was going on in their
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 6: life during the pandemic. I don't know. I thought it
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 6: was kind of interesting thought, but I agree, Zach, You're
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 6: not gonna make a COVID.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 2: Somebody. Somebody will. Somebody will, and I think and I
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 2: think that also that they'll do both things. Someone will
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 2: make a film about honey, movies about COVID. But then,
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 2: like in your Magnum p I analogy, they'll be art
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: of all types, whether it's a PI show or or
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 2: a little dark indie where COVID is is a character.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 2: Just the the the trauma, the emotional trauma of what's
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 2: happened to the earth for what will be two years
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 2: or more, I think is going to be something a
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 2: lot of artists make art about. All right, Cam, what's
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 2: your next question? For for the group.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 5: Well, that was actually my other question was do you
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 5: do you see art changing?
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: Now?
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 6: All of y'a are in different types of obviously art,
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 6: and I know there's obviously the lohnging flute like fruit
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 6: like I assume, like you know, dance floors where DJs
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 6: are not going to be completely filled. Maybe, But do
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 6: you see it changing coming out of this on the
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 6: other side because of two or two and a half
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 6: years of being in it, I.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: Never really thought about that.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 2: I don't think. I think. I think eventually people will
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 2: go back to nightclubs and people will go back to theaters.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 2: I don't think any of that's dying that quick a death.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 2: People love dance, people love to go see movies together.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 2: People like me are obsessed with live theater.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: Wait, hold on, let me get this straight to Zach.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: You feel like the movie theater is going to make
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: a comeback again.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 2: I think the movie theater as a as an experience
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 2: for Blockbusters is going to outlive us. Okay, I do
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 2: think that the idea, even I who love movies, when
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 2: I see when I see the trailer, I go, I'll
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 2: wait till it's to be on my big screen TV.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 2: Because I don't. It's not a film that for me.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 2: I want the theatrical experience. But then then nineteen seventeen
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 2: came out. I actually watched the screener because I had
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: the Award screener for it, and I went, holy shit,
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 2: I have done this film a disservice. I want to
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 2: go see it on a big ass screen. So I
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 2: think they'll always be, at least for our lifetime, an
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 2: experience that someone can go have and go see a
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 2: movie on a big screen. I think that the business
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 2: they'll do for smaller films that aren't about spectacle will
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 2: will dwindle.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just I have a hard time thinking that
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: people will go back to theaters. And I hope they
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: do go back to theaters. I don't want to jinx this,
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: but it's just that's one of the dirtiest places you
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: can go as far as hygiene goes. You go to
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: the bed, like when you sit down and the arm
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: rest next.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 2: To you, Well, COVID will be tackled. I mean, how
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 2: long is the question, but it will be conquered.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: Okay, well it needs to be. We need I'm listen
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: and I hate to get political. I don't want to
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: get political about this, because I don't think this is
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: a political statement. But one hundred million vaccine, one hundred
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: million vaccine ship to the US, how many people have
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: been inoculated?
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 4: How many people have received a code vaccine? A million people?
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: Okay, so one million out of one hundred million.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 2: Not a three hundred million.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 4: I see where you're going though, because the thing is
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 4: what I did read earlier today is that like at
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 4: the current rate that we're that we're giving out the vaccine,
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 4: we're not going to give out the vaccine in total
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 4: for ten years, if we want to tell you.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 2: Men, I know, okay, but in defense of in defense
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 2: of human beings and global logistics, I think that it
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 2: will be begin If you looked at the graph, it's
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 2: going to start picking. I mean not to be political,
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 2: but of course I have a feeling when Biden takes
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 2: over there might be a few smarter people in the
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 2: room to kick up the distribution. But even if it wasn't,
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 2: even if everyone in this current administration were well in
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 2: ten and doing their best at one hundred percent, it's
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 2: still a pretty massive undertaking to to to give the
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 2: COVID vaccine to three hundred million people.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's going to be an enormous undertaking. Also just
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 4: to correct because people will undoubtedly come at us. It's
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 4: two point one million people as of the recording. Two
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 4: point one million people in the US have received their company.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: And we've gotten a hot So let's make sure we
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: clarinet if you. Like I said, I don't want to
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: offend anybody by my numbers. These are the things. Before
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: I would just black fucking it's such and such and
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: such and touch. I don't give a fuck about facts.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: Nowadays it's very important. You're absolutely right.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, to zax point you like you're gonna want to
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 3: see a horror film in a theater again, Like, it's
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 3: not the same. It's not the same watching a horror
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 3: movie at home by yourself. You're like, oh, it's it's
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 3: kind of scary. But when you hear three hundred people
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 3: gasp in a movie theater, there's nothing is replacing that presence.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 3: How will that be packaged, delivered and sold to us
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 3: is going to change drastically. My guess is we're gonna
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 3: see a spike in low ink like the dollar theaters
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 3: and things like that that are cheap and running very
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 3: old movies and things like that, because and then we'll
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 3: see obviously a hike in the very expensive you can
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 3: get booze and a like food items and things delivered,
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 3: and there's smells in the air or whatever they can
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 3: do to sensationalize and get more money. Because theaters are
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 3: going to have to adjust post pandemic, but they will adjust.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 3: They'll still have audiences.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: All right. Here's a great example, Joelle, if you had
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: to go to if you went to the movie theaters
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: to see Wonder Woman nineteen eighty five, which before you
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: pissed whatever it was when you walked out, wouldn't you
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: be pissed off?
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 5: Well?
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 3: No, I want to say, I understand that sometimes movies
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 3: are gonna be bad. I'm a movie theater goer.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: Again, I don't know.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 3: I'm probably a bias pressa. I'm a film critic, so
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 3: I really have to pay for a movie. But even
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 3: when I do, I'm like, I go in for the
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 3: experience of like, I can't see a movie, and Wonder Woman,
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 3: to Zach's earlier point, gives you so much to talk about.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 3: You could critique that movie seven thousand different ways, so
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 3: many things to discuss.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: It make cats though, Man, it ain't as bad as
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: it like. You know what I'm saying that I think
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: a cat.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 2: The thing.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm trying to say.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 2: By the way, Kristin Wig, Kristin Wigg was was a cat.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 2: I was expecting her to be like Jelics can and Jelicals.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: To step about that down, here's a curious.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 6: Beast, James, James Gordon comes falling down.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 5: You know whatever, it's cool.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 2: The person who put Kristen Wig in a movie and
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 2: did not allow her one opportunity to be funny needs
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 2: a handslap. Yeah all right, Cam, how can we? It's
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 2: time for everyone's favorite segment in South Carolina especially, it's
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 2: time to.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: Fix your lie.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 2: Cam. We're here for you. How can we help you?
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 2: We are professional therapist.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: I don't it's you're talking to three professional therapists and
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: Donald Yeah yeah.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 5: I value your your judgement, Donald, for good or bad, if.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 2: It's about weed or Star Wars. We haven't ex I
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 2: got you.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 5: Well.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 6: I don't want to be on too long, so I
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 6: hate to go down the rabbit hole of always asking
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 6: the love questions. But and as my sister sex nice
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 6: to me specialty, she's going to roll her eyes.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: But is your sister next to you?
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, she's right here.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 2: Oh, hi, sisters sister, that's.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 6: My sister Caroline. Yes, So I'm I'm thirty seven. I'm
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 6: the middle child. My sister is younger. I have an
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 6: older brother as well. Uh. They are both married and
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 6: have not one but two kids. The second one is
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 6: on the way for both of them. So I'm the
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 6: lone single sibling left in the family. And not that
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 6: there's a lot of pressure from the parents or from
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 6: other family members, but some uh and and I guess
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 6: my roundabout question is I don't know if some of
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 6: them feel like I'm too.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 5: Picky sometimes with finding a girl and then I.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 3: Want to go.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: So I know.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 5: And I say that because I.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 6: You know, there's this idea of like when you know,
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 6: you know, and everybody has their story right that whatever
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 6: it may be. I feel like when people get married
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 6: or when they get together, they're like, you know, it
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 6: never would have happened because of this and this, And
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 6: I feel like I've had those moments, but then it
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 6: hasn't banned out.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 5: So I'm like, is that a real moment? Was I
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 5: fooling myself? Was I not? You know?
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 6: So I guess that's the idea a little bit, if
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 6: that's a question at all, you know, I guess that
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 6: when you know, you know it is a true statement.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 5: Maybe, But I just am I too picky?
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: You know, Like, no, I don't think there's such thing
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: as too picky. But you got to realize that it's
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: you know, it's a two way street, sore where you're
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: picky and your cup of tea might present itself you
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: might not necessarily be that person's cup of tea.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 2: So but also, can I say something you we all
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 2: are subscribing to this societal construct that there's something wrong
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 2: with you if you're your age and you haven't found
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 2: your person yet. And I think step one is you
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 2: have to just let that bullshit go.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's because of kids, though, man, it's because of kids.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, that's the only reason.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: Though. It's all you get old or it's maybe a
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: little bit more difficult to have kids, and that's the
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: only reason why.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 2: Just as let me just say my thoughts. Just as
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 2: you were programmed, I'm sure that this was the right
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 2: religion for our family, and this is what we believe.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 2: And look, there's a book that says it all and
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 2: these are the rules, and and XYZ happens if you're good,
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 2: and ABC happens if you're bad. You were also programmed
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 2: that by age thirty you better be married and be
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 2: thinking about having kids, and you better stay with that
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 2: person for the rest of your life. And I just
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 2: think a good starting point for the conversation is just
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 2: as I don't know if you're religious or not, but
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 2: just as Donald and I, for example, are secular and
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 2: don't and chose not to subscribe to that aspect of
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 2: what we were fed. You can also say, guess what,
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 2: what if my path is that I continue lead the
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 2: life that I have with enjoyment, I continue dating, and
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 2: holy shit, what if I find true love at forty five?
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 2: What if I have a kid? By the way, I
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 2: have a good friend who started having kids at fifty.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 2: I've never seen the guy happier in his whole existence,
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 2: you know, Gary Donald, So you don't know what's coming
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 2: for you. Now. We can give you strategies for some
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 2: ideas on how to know how to up your chances
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 2: of meeting the person. But I think the first step
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 2: would be letting go of like I'm in the wrong
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 2: because of what society tells me I'm supposed to be.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 6: Doing yeah and well, and coming from the South, I
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 6: feel like it was like, all right, you graduated from
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 6: high school, you go to college for four years, you
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 6: graduate from college, you get the job, you get the
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 6: white picket fence, and yeah, by thirty that's all online.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 6: And I'm way past that. And it's been a understand Zach.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 6: And it's a tough thing to let go of. But
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 6: in the back of my mind it like, you know,
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 6: gnawls at you a little bit, and well.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 2: What's happening is that every day you're telling yourself there's
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 2: something wrong with you.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 5: Hm.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: And also that white picket fence fairy tale is of
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: the past. Man that shit.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 2: Who the fuck wants a picket fence?
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: Nobody wants that shit?
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 2: In more right, No, I mean literally and figuratively, who
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 2: the fuck wants that? I think they're ugly. I actually
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 2: have a I actually have an old weathered one. They're
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 2: beautiful weathered. I just don't like the white. Now that's
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 2: my that's my speech on that. That's just my two cents,
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 2: because obviously it's coming from a place that I've thought
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 2: a lot about. Because I'm forty five. I have a
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 2: girlfriend I'm in love with. But I'm forty five and
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 2: haven't done any of the White Picket Fence of it all.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 2: And when I do, you've done.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: You have done one thing that you have done, one
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: thing that is very and I think I know what
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: it is.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 2: I have a home and a dog.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: You've you put together quite a career and and that's
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: and that's part of the White Picket Finch fairy tale.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: And I think, and I'm gonna be honest with you,
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: I think that is part of the reason why so
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: many people nowadays are having a hard time finding the uh,
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: the person that they're looking for or the person that
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: they think is out there for them. They're perfect person.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: You have to focus on yourself, if you're listen. I've been,
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: I've been in that relationship where it was like, let's
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: make this work, because maybe we can be happy if
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: we make No. Man, you have to be happy first
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: to be able to make someone else happy. You can't
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: be a miserable person and then and and expect to
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: find happiness in someone else. It doesn't work that way.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: That's not how it works. Regardless of what regardless of
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: what the movie says, and everything like that. That's not
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: how it goes. You have to be confident in yourself first.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: And I think you're already there, and so I think,
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: I think, I think. I don't think the problem is
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: whether you want to you know, why me? Why hasn't
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: it happened for me yet? I don't think it's I
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: don't think you're ready for it yet. I think if
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: you wanted it, you could go get that ship.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 2: Anybody will get that. I'm sure Cam, especially in that
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 2: Onesie could go, could go on dates and and meet
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 2: chicks to hook up with.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: But the ones here in the mustache make you look fire.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 2: Listen, Cam, I'm sure what called what I think is
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 2: happening is that Cam uh.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: On your body cam?
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 2: If you want these things. I'm sure you're dating, not
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 2: in COVID, but pre COVID. I'm sure you were dating, right, yes,
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 2: And are you on any of the apps?
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 5: It's a relationship so some some months yes, some muths know.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I can tell you that that of course
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 2: you gotta be You gotta be on the field. You know,
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 2: you can't be in the stands. You got to be
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 2: playing the game, right because if you're if you're not
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 2: I mean, nowadays, you know, people don't want to go
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 2: lean on a bar and yell to a stranger. I
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 2: like your skirt. You can actually have a chance to
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 2: kind of get to know someone a little bit. Yeah,
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 2: think you're just sitting there giggling at me. Did you
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 2: fucking hit that weed during our break? Did you hit
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 2: the weed?
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 7: No?
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: Man, I wouldn't about you. I want you. I want
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: you to be I want I'm gonna be one hundred
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: honest with you. There will never be a time ever
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: when we're making this podcast where while we're making it,
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: I'm smoking weed unless.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 2: We all agree that we're smoking weed during the PA.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 2: Let's come, let's come in, hold on, let's no listen
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 2: once once. Once we're all injected and we and we're safe,
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 2: I think we should do an episode where we get
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 2: together in the same room and get high as balls
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 2: and do the show.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: Yes, that's finding me. It won't be any different from me,
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: It just be different for y'all.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 2: All right, Sorry, but back to Cam's closet. Might be mad,
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 2: but we can have well maybe because the kids will
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 2: be back at school. Cam. One thing I just want
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 2: to say is that you have to know that it's
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 2: it takes work to sustain a relationship. It's not just
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 2: like if I think one thing that one thing negative
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 2: that's coming to the apps is that everyone's just like
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 2: pulling the roulette wheel and sorry, I think everyone's pulling
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 2: the one arm bandit. What do you call that thing?
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 2: Slot machine? Yeah, yeah, everyone's everyone's like okay, okay, oh cool,
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 2: she's cool. Yeah, we had a good day. Oh I'm
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 2: liking her. Oh she smokes drink. Next, Oh oh she
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 2: was kind of obnoxious to uh, you know, I want
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 2: people are people are are pulling the slot machine so
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 2: quickly being like thank you next, As Ariana Grande said,
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 2: and and whereas if you are in pursuit of a
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 2: committed relationship, it does take patience and giving giving something
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 2: time to brew.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think I been guilty of that on some dates,
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 5: So I understand what you're saying.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 2: I'm sure there may be girls you went on a
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 2: date with and one sing negative happened and you're like,
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 2: fuck this. Then that girl could have been amazing. She
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 2: might have had a bad night.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: Right, Donald, Donald, I, I I was just thinking about that.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: Or you might have had a bad night and you
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: might want that second chance, you know what I mean. Like,
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: that's that's the thing. The first impression ship is it's
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: it's you always hear the story. Well, the first impression
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: was horrible, but the second impression, that's when I knew
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: I liked the person. With these app things, Now, you're right,
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: it is swipe. I don't I don't know, but I
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: imagine that it would be with my kids at least
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: swipe swipe, swipe such and and and it's like everybody's
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: reading attributes nope, next and when did you ever have
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: that next? When did you have that? Right? But when
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: did you ever have that uh, that capability? You had
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: to get to know somebody before all of that. And
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: sometimes when you got to know somebody, you were able
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: to dismiss some of the attributes that you're reading, you
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: know what I mean. And so that's the one thing
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: that's a little bit crazy about the the the the
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: state of dating nowadays, this computer age, this app age,
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: it just seems like there's just there's there's a little
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: bit of a disconnect because you're doing it through the
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: wires of the computer. You're getting to know you know.
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 2: But I do think it's I'm very pro I think
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 2: you know, Daniel is one person. I have another friend.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 2: I'm very I've seen people really find true love through it, So.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: I'm not saying it can't happen. I'm just saying there
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: are steps that are you know what I mean. Whereas
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: you had to make an effort just to see each
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: other and talk to each other before. I now try
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: typing it on the phone.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 2: Try and match, Try and match Cam, because that seems
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 2: to be the one I keep hearing works for people.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 2: And you know, Tinder, you know, I think it's for
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 2: people looking to hook up, you know. And I don't
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 2: really know about the other ones because I've never been
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 2: on them.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: But I've never been on Bumble.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 2: I've never I've never been on any of that ship Cam.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 2: I recommend Match because I feel like that one I
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 2: seem to I seem to have a lot of people
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 2: they don't. They should advertise with this because I've I've
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 2: I've heard a lot of people have success with that one.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 2: But anyway, Cam, the point is you got to put
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 2: in the time and don't just and don't just especially
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  Speaker 2: now during the pandemic, there's no reason you can't be
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  Speaker 2: like laying foundation and flirting and getting yourself out there.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think that.
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  Speaker 1: I recommend an only fans page cam. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Also, also, don't be afraid to start on Donald. You
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  Speaker 2: realize that every guest that comes on you recommend they
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 2: get an only fans account. Well, I think you're turning
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 2: our guests into.
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  Speaker 5: Versus my first suscriber. Only if it's Donald, Only if
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 5: it's free.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think you can watch? Yeah you can, you can,
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 2: they're free, they're I've done my research about this only fans.
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  Speaker 5: No.
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 2: I looked twin what's your name? Got it? And one
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 2: made all that money. I was curious. I was like,
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 2: what did you subscribe?
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 7: No?
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 2: I wasn't gonna give her money, but that was the.
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 1: Thing that you subscribe to only fans? Did What's that?
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 2: Bella Thorne was the first person that made me go,
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 2: what the fuck is this? And I looked it up,
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 2: but I.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: Did you subscribe to OnlyFans? Though? No, I haven't subscribed
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: to only fans like I have not even like listen,
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest with you, man. There are a
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: bunch of people in I just spit on my camera.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: Look at that ship, that ship, there are a bunch
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: of people in on Instagram that have only fans and
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: male and female, and I'm like, why would you get
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: only fans? I don't understand, you know what I mean?
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: And then I heard about the money you can make
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: why and it's like yeah, And then it's like, wait
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: a second, you could make some money on only.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 2: People want to see naughty ship.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: I mean, they don't necessarily have to do naughty.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 2: Yes, you have to like beat off, but you have
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 2: to like show.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: Something I got I gotta show. I gotta show junk.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 2: I think, Joelle, why Joe, what are people paying for
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 2: if they're not?
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 3: So here's the problem. Here's the problem is that people
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 3: like celebrities are like, oh, I'm doing only fans and
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 3: everyone's like, oh, naughty bits, dope. I will pay one
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 3: hundred dollars for that photo. And then they get the
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 3: photo and you can have seen that on Instagram and
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 3: you're like, what the hell did I.
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 1: Just spend one hundred dollars for? So you can go
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: on there and post whatever you want.
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 3: But customer satisfaction varies.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 2: Right, But you haven't answered my question, Joelle, which is
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 2: what am I seeing on only fans? As a satisfied
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 2: customer that doesn't involve nudity, nothing, nothing.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 3: I mean, there wasn't ever intentionally designed for this originally
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 3: supposed to be for like artists and stuff.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 2: No matter what, no matter what anyone invents, they're like, okay, now,
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 2: how can we use it for sex?
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 4: It's just like Patreon, and Patreon also has as this
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 4: as well. There are people who sell you know, sex
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 4: work on Patreon. It's just only fans became something that
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 4: seemed more for that. Yeah, but even so their platform.
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: I feel like, you know, what is it, two birds
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: with one stone? Only fans, you're meeting people, meeting new people.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 2: No, I don't think you should go on only fans.
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 1: And two you're making money. So let's let's just get
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: down to it.
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 2: Don't take his advice.
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 1: It's the American white Oh god.
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 2: All right. On that note, Cam, you are welcome. You're
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 2: welcome to We hope that you'll when you finally meet
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 2: someone that you have some stronger feelings for than just
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 2: a hook up. I hope you'll let us know and
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 2: check in. And I do think that you should use this,
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 2: this opportunity, this moment that you were on the podcast
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 2: wearing our faces on you as a means of hooking
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 2: up with your new lady. If there's like.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 1: Any girl out there that you want to talk to
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 1: right now, if you I don't mind putting pressure on you, Cam.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 2: No, I'll do with your sister and your brother.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: No, you don't want to You don't want.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 2: To call out anyone specifics name in South Carolina?
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 1: Well people all the time. You know who you are.
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 2: Girl.
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 5: This will just be a story for a date, right right,
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 5: story by the.
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 2: Way, by the way, and by the way, and this
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 2: is how you end the story. You go and and
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 2: then and then after they gave me that advice, all
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 2: I could think about was you wow, man, Mike Tropp,
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 2: Mike Troup, Dan the sound of a mi trop.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 1: Can't now you just used it?
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 2: Man, Missus Cam doesn't listen to this podcast.
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 1: If they're gonna work out that she probably does. Man,
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 1: they probably have that in common.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 2: What's gonna bring listens to the office?
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 1: We fixed Cam Man. She listens and that's probab podcast.
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 2: Alright, we gotta go because I have to pee and
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 2: we've really done the show. Cam. You can stay for
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 2: the end because we pretty much did the show. It's
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 2: a weird one, but we laugh.
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 5: I appreciate it.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 6: I want to go on real quick, real quick. I
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 6: just I appreciate y'all. Joelle mentioned Ted Lasts so earlier,
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 6: but this podcast definitely came wrong at the right time
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 6: for me obviously, right when the pandemic started, and for
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 6: my mental health has been a blessing every week. I
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 6: thought a lot about Jimmy V and what he said
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 6: in one of his speeches on ESPN about you should laugh, think,
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 6: and have your emotions moved to tears every day and
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 6: it's a full day.
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 5: And this podcast definitely does those three things for me.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 2: Every time I listen.
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 5: I appreciate all of y'all.
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 2: Listen. There is no better There is no better compliment, Cam.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 2: And if you're out there and we are making you
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 2: laugh and and I can't tell you there's no thing
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 2: that makes Donald and I and I'm sure Joell and Danelle,
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 2: but I can definitely speak for Donald and I. Nothing
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 2: makes us happier than hearing somebody say that.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 1: So absolutely, it's also just for selfish purposes, you know,
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 1: just for you're right, Cam, Like, just for us to
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 1: be able to get together once twice a week and
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 1: talk to each other, you know. And this time I
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 1: don't see a lot of people, and you know, I
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 1: I was starting to hang out with Zach again and
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 1: then you know, we got locked down and stuff like that.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 1: So I definitely appreciate what you're talking about, Kim. I
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 1: totally feel you.
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 5: Man cool, thanks.
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 2: Man, all right, everybody, thank you for listening, and we'll
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 2: be back with more soon.
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 1: Wait, but before we go. Last week we did five, six, seven, eight,
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 1: and people got pissed.
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 2: I think Okay, I think we did, but we didn't
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 2: trust we did not. So Donald, do you want me
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 2: to do it? Because I've been a while since I
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 2: did it.
• 1:25:36
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  Speaker 1: Like or not?
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  Speaker 2: Ready?
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  Speaker 5: I said, here's the stories.
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