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Hour 4 - Very Jerry · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Lights, camera action. It's our number for here we go.
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  Speaker 1: That's right, Cowboys owner Jerry Jones. As we talk here
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  Speaker 1: on the Ben mal Show podcast version limited limited commercial interruption.
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  Speaker 1: So Cowboys owner Jerry Jones says, wide receiver George Pickens
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  Speaker 1: gets another season to answer all those questions. What is
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  Speaker 1: your reaction to this? Pickens, the franchise player for the Cowboys.
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  Speaker 1: Also Dallas owner Jerry Jones. On international travel, the Cowboys
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  Speaker 1: will be going to Rio de Janeiro this year and
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  Speaker 1: they haven't gone on the road like that internationally in
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  Speaker 1: over a decade. Jerry says, where and tearror is a
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  Speaker 1: lot less than a night out on the town. Does
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  Speaker 1: that measure up to you? And NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell said,
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  Speaker 1: reports of a quote soft market for the sale of
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  Speaker 1: the Seattle Seahawks are quote not accurate. And how does
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  Speaker 1: that one sound to you? Will go there as well.
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  Speaker 1: All of it's coming your way right now. Have a
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  Speaker 1: wonderful Thursday. We thank you for supporting the show and
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  Speaker 1: here we go. Well, that is very Jerry welmeme. In
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  Speaker 1: no Dilly Dowling, We're gonna talk some football here. We
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  Speaker 1: did have the basketball game last night as Oklahoma City
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  Speaker 1: got physical. Let's get physical, and they didn't keep Wemby
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  Speaker 1: under wraps. Although it was a bump in the road
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  Speaker 1: for San Antonio as they kept turning the ball over
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  Speaker 1: the sand Castle Stephen Castle, Stefan Castle not very good.
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  Speaker 1: So San Antonio loses. Oklahoma City wins and series tied
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  Speaker 1: up one one our lead though from Dallas, I am
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  Speaker 1: a sucker. I am an absolute sucker for Jerry Jones.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be so bummed out when Jerry croaks or
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  Speaker 1: leaves the Cowboys. I'd be so bummed out. So Jerry
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  Speaker 1: Jones was asked about wide receiver George Pickens, somewhat recently
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  Speaker 1: playing on the franchise tag this seems to be a
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  Speaker 1: point of disagreement and Pickens would like an ice shiny contract. Instead,
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  Speaker 1: he's got a contract which to me is not too shabby.
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  Speaker 1: It's only a one year deal. The franchise tag and
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  Speaker 1: the Cowboys just like, we're not giving you an extension.
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  Speaker 1: So Jones when asked about this recently said quote, he's
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  Speaker 1: talking about Pickens being the franchise player. He says, this
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  Speaker 1: is great from our view for him as well. Jones
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  Speaker 1: pumped his chest and brag it lets him, meaning, George
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  Speaker 1: Pickens really extend what he's got going right now. In
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  Speaker 1: light of the fact Joanes said that when we got him,
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  Speaker 1: we got him for no other reason than because there
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  Speaker 1: was a long term question through next year and this year.
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  Speaker 1: The answers he'll answer all of those questions. So he's
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  Speaker 1: claiming that if Pickens has a good year, then everything
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  Speaker 1: will be fine. So that is the money quote. That
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  Speaker 1: last part was the money quote. So let us discuss
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  Speaker 1: good jumping all point Cowboys owner, here's the question. Cowboys
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  Speaker 1: owner Jerry Jones says, wide receiver George Pickens gets another season,
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  Speaker 1: another season to answer all those questions. What is your
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  Speaker 1: reaction Shaw on this one. So I've got Johnny Cash,
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  Speaker 1: Fred Flintstone and warm tuna fish sandwich, and we'll put
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  Speaker 1: all these together. You will not get butterflies in your stomach,
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  Speaker 1: but you will get the gabba ghoul and the babaganoosh.
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  Speaker 1: Now to kick off here, when Jerry Jones says, a
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  Speaker 1: guy gets another season to answer all of those questions,
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  Speaker 1: you don't say that in this side of the microphone's opinion.
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  Speaker 1: You don't say that unless you have already decided the answers,
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  Speaker 1: and you absolutely don't like the answers that you have
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  Speaker 1: in your head, so you're like, well, let's give it
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  Speaker 1: a little more time. And you also just tossed pickens
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  Speaker 1: under the us. Even though it's accurate, I'm saying, the
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  Speaker 1: only reason we got him is because he's got cooties.
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  Speaker 1: That's essentially what Jerry Jones said. The Steelers with Mike
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  Speaker 1: Tomlin were so bummed out with this guy. He was
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  Speaker 1: such a knucklehead. They're like, ah, we gotta get rid
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  Speaker 1: of this guy. We'll get my away for a song
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  Speaker 1: and a dance. And so the Cowboys are like, all right,
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  Speaker 1: we got a song and we got a dance. So
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  Speaker 1: Jerry's being pragmatic here, which is terrifying for many people
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  Speaker 1: because it's always great to pile on Jerry Jones, and
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  Speaker 1: it's troubling when he actually does the right thing and
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  Speaker 1: he just put Pickens on a one year court ordered
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  Speaker 1: probationary period. Now, the conspiracy is that Jerry's going to
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  Speaker 1: screw over George Pickens, that he's not going to get
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  Speaker 1: the amount of targets with the Cowboys where he's going
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  Speaker 1: to be able to put up elite numbers. Therefore his
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  Speaker 1: price will come down and the Cowboys will be able
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  Speaker 1: to get him at a lower rate. That's the conspiracy.
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  Speaker 1: Ceedee Lamb has to stay healthy for that to play out.
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  Speaker 1: But this is not a contract. This is more of
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  Speaker 1: a character year. It's the NFL's version of Johnny Cash's
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  Speaker 1: classic song walk the Line, and it's like, oh, Jerry's
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  Speaker 1: like okay, So if you keep your nose clean George
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  Speaker 1: Pickens for seventeen games and eighteen weeks, you'll get paid
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  Speaker 1: by the Cowboys. And look Pickens at this point. The
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  Speaker 1: reason Jerry's right is if you've paid attention to him,
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  Speaker 1: he's a brand ambassador for Kingsford Orderless. You know that
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  Speaker 1: charcoal lighter fluid. He's a Kingsford lighter fluid ambassad because
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  Speaker 1: he stays ready to ignite at all times. George, George, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Jerry is treating him like kind of like a microwave.
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  Speaker 1: Do not leave him unattended. You know, you put something
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  Speaker 1: in that microwave. You can't walk away. You gotta look
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  Speaker 1: at it. And remember, if Jerry Jones says, hey, listen,
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  Speaker 1: this is what we're gonna do. We got you because
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  Speaker 1: you got cooties, and you got to prove it for
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  Speaker 1: another year, which is the right move. It's the advice
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  Speaker 1: that we gave out Jerry. I'm sure he is listening.
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  Speaker 1: He's old, he can't sleep, and we're on overnight, and
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  Speaker 1: so Jerry's acting like the adult in the room. And
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  Speaker 1: that tells you exactly just how conbustible George Pickens really is, right,
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  Speaker 1: how messed up he has to be for Jerry Jones,
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  Speaker 1: who loves every star player and all that, right, all that,
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  Speaker 1: and he's like this and this gumbach. He doesn't know
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  Speaker 1: what he's doing. And we got to keep an eye
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  Speaker 1: on this guy. We can't give him the big contract.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, all right. Furthermore, now, staying with the Cowboys.
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  Speaker 1: So the Cowboys have not played an international game in
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  Speaker 1: over a decade because the NFL, for the most part,
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  Speaker 1: has sent the unattractive teams Jacksonville, Duval County teams like that,
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  Speaker 1: send those. The Cowboys are a glamour team. They don't
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  Speaker 1: play overseas because the NFL hasn't forced them to play overseas.
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  Speaker 1: They've only played one international game in twenty fourteen. They
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  Speaker 1: traveled to London to play the Jacksonville Slash London Jaguars.
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  Speaker 1: And that's it. That's that's all. That's the list right there,
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  Speaker 1: that's the big board for Terry in England. The only
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  Speaker 1: international game they have ever played. So the Cowboys will
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  Speaker 1: be giving up a home game this season to play internationally.
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  Speaker 1: They will be traveling to Rio de Janeiro to take
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  Speaker 1: on the Baltimore Ravens. Can you think Ravens and you
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  Speaker 1: think Cowboys, you think Rio? I do you don't come on?
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  Speaker 1: So the Cowboys owner Jerry Jones again, he's filling up
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  Speaker 1: the content machine. So Jerry Jones was asked about to
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  Speaker 1: travel recently, and how difficult it's going to be. You know,
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  Speaker 1: the the football establishment media, the mainstream football media, They
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  Speaker 1: think traveling as a professional athlete is just this amazing,
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  Speaker 1: this amazing like like a like a running a marathon
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  Speaker 1: or something like that. It's a great endurance test when
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  Speaker 1: you travel as a pro athlete. And Jerry Jones dismissed
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  Speaker 1: the idea that this is any kind of concern, and
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  Speaker 1: he gave a great folks he quote as only Jerry
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  Speaker 1: Jones can do. He said, the wear and tear of
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  Speaker 1: international travel is a lot less than a night out
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  Speaker 1: on the town. Jerry said, everybody ought to think about that.
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  Speaker 1: Stop stop, he said. He said, it isn't like they
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  Speaker 1: would be home, meaning the players would be home in bed,
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  Speaker 1: resting up. He said, all right, So the question Cowboys
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  Speaker 1: owner Jerry Jones on international travel says, the wear and
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  Speaker 1: tear is a lot less than just a night out.
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  Speaker 1: Does that measure up? So I took out the Mallard microscope,
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  Speaker 1: and I also took out the measuring tape, the Malard
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  Speaker 1: measuring tape, And I'd like to say welcome to JWA.
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  Speaker 1: That's Jerry World Airlines, where a eleven hour flight from
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  Speaker 1: Dallas to Rio is somehow less exhausting than bottle service
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  Speaker 1: at Noboo in Malibu. The NFL loves to pretend that
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  Speaker 1: the inconvenience of international travel equals some kind of heroic act,
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  Speaker 1: and the football writers just they just lick that up.
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  Speaker 1: They can't get enough of it. It's like catnip. Spare us, though,
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  Speaker 1: Spare us the drama. These are not coal miners commuting
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  Speaker 1: to work. Okay, some of you, and you know who
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  Speaker 1: you are, act like these NFL teams when they travel.
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  Speaker 1: They have the pilot is Fred Flintstone and Ceedee Lamb
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  Speaker 1: and Dak Prescott are using that pedal powered contraption to
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  Speaker 1: fly across the Atlantic and go down and hang out
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  Speaker 1: in Reo. Trust me, they are not flying some kind
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  Speaker 1: of ghost plane from the old Spirit Airlines. They're rolling, rolling, rolling,
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  Speaker 1: like the four seasons.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: NFL teams spend a lot of money. They burn a
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  Speaker 1: lot of money. They consult travel experts, They deploy every trick,
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  Speaker 1: every single trick. These guys drink more electrolytes on the
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  Speaker 1: plane than most Americans drink in a year on one
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  Speaker 1: plane flight. Right they did. They love it, and they'll
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  Speaker 1: have the better starlink Wi Fi at thirty five thousand
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  Speaker 1: feet then you and I will have in our homes
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  Speaker 1: so they can binge watch crappy programming on Netflix, and
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  Speaker 1: they're not exactly playing on the Oregon Trail. They're not
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  Speaker 1: playing that Oregon Trail game while they're out there. And
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  Speaker 1: oh no, the wagou was slightly overseered and that's that's
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  Speaker 1: really the test, right, And they have those cancer nose
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  Speaker 1: noise canceling had owns gourmet meals and all that, and yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and you know when I travel, of course, my my
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  Speaker 1: issue is I don't drink water. I try to avoid
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  Speaker 1: drinking water before I fly because I'm pretty tall guy.
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  Speaker 1: And those airplane bathrooms are not They're not great. I'm
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  Speaker 1: guessing that if they have their own planes. A lot
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  Speaker 1: of these NFL teams have their own private chartered planes
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  Speaker 1: that they expand the bathroom. You know, they get a
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  Speaker 1: little more room there when you do the ones of
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  Speaker 1: the twos, you know a little more room there. And
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  Speaker 1: whitey wipe y and all that stuff. But that the
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  Speaker 1: meals are better. I was lucky enough years ago to
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  Speaker 1: travel with a baseball team and it's just a whole
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  Speaker 1: different experience. Yeah, you have no idea, it's it's and
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  Speaker 1: I can only imagine it's better now than it was
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  Speaker 1: a million years ago, back at the Bronze age when
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  Speaker 1: I did that, So it's like, how will they ever compete?
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  Speaker 1: Their food was not the proper temperature, So it's really
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  Speaker 1: just a harrowing ordeal. It really is, all right. Last
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  Speaker 1: thing to the business of football. An interesting story out
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  Speaker 1: of the Pacific Northwest and unnamed owner. The anonymous owner
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  Speaker 1: with a smooth tongue recently described the market for the
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  Speaker 1: Seattle Seahawks, who are on the auctioning block as quote soft.
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  Speaker 1: That's right soft. So I bring this up because the
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  Speaker 1: NFL Commissioner, Roger Goodell, was asked about this. Did you
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  Speaker 1: see this? Here's the question, So Roger Goodell said, reports
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  Speaker 1: of a soft market for the sale of the NFL
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  Speaker 1: Seattle Seahawks, the reigning champions, are quote not accurate. Roger
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  Speaker 1: Goodell said, So, how does that all sound to you? Now,
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  Speaker 1: I know that JJ and Renton and Nostradinas are putting
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  Speaker 1: together a package to buy the Seattle Seahawks. Assuming that
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  Speaker 1: doesn't work out, Roger Goodell, we believe the witness is compromised.
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  Speaker 1: Now he's clearly got a vested interest in making it
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  Speaker 1: seem like they're lined up around the building to buy
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  Speaker 1: the team. It's like a restaurant manager yelling that the
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  Speaker 1: food is absolutely fricking incredible while staring at a completely
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  Speaker 1: empty dining room. Not a single man, woman, or child
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  Speaker 1: is eating at the restaurant, but the food is just
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  Speaker 1: fricking incredible. So Goodell again, he's compromised. His denial is
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  Speaker 1: just the NFL slapping some duct tape over a leaking
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  Speaker 1: pipe and saying, we fixed the problem. You know, things
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  Speaker 1: are not going the way they were planned. When not
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  Speaker 1: a single one of the Seattle tech bros, all those
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  Speaker 1: dudes that are now middle aged or even older than that,
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  Speaker 1: who have so much money they don't mind spending forty
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  Speaker 1: dollars on a fruit smoothie, and they refuse. Who's at
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  Speaker 1: this point to step up and overpay for an NFL team.
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  Speaker 1: Seattle's supposed to sell for nine to twelve billion dollars,
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  Speaker 1: And this sale is not a smooth flight. It's the
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  Speaker 1: middle seat, the cable to charge your phone's not working,
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  Speaker 1: the trade table's broken. You're in the middle. There's a
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  Speaker 1: guy next year that hasn't taken a shower since January
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  Speaker 1: and just reeks of bo And then there's a woman
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  Speaker 1: on the other side, who's eating a warm tuna fish
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  Speaker 1: sandwich that's been sitting out for hours and just disgusting,
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  Speaker 1: and there's no Wi Fi. The entertainment options are out
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  Speaker 1: on the plane. That's what's going on. It doesn't help
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  Speaker 1: the Seahawks, the sale the whack adoodle mayor, the socialist
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  Speaker 1: mayor in Seattle who has spent the last couple of
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  Speaker 1: months trying to chase away the billionaires, because that always
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  Speaker 1: makes sense to try to not have billionaires in your city.
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  Speaker 1: Why would you want that. Let's just keep the homeless,
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  Speaker 1: let's keep the people that are on the drugs, but
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  Speaker 1: we'll get rid of the billionaires. Sure, why not? And
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  Speaker 1: so I guess they've tried to change that recently because
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  Speaker 1: they realize, well, that's not a good idea. You can't
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  Speaker 1: be shocked, though, when your political class is trying to
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  Speaker 1: chase away the rich people. And the rich people are like, well,
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  Speaker 1: I don't really need to give a blank check to
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  Speaker 1: buy an NFL team. I think I'm good on that.
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  Speaker 1: So we'll see if that does change that. They're like,
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  Speaker 1: the political dopes are like, well, we do need the
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  Speaker 1: ultra wealthy, and we want to love them again. Of
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  Speaker 1: course many of them have already found other places to
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  Speaker 1: go hang out. You know it's bad when even Starbucks
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  Speaker 1: is talking about leaving Seattle, They're like, oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: They're like, oh, we're gonna go down to Tennessee. Well,
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  Speaker 1: that's not a good climate to sell an NFL team.
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  Speaker 1: So the NFL cartel will. They'll eventually, of course, find
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  Speaker 1: some dope to buy the team. There's always a Mama
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  Speaker 1: Luke out there. You used to have to wait long enough.
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  Speaker 1: There's not a bidding, it's fair to say. And no
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  Speaker 1: one's like we have to have the Jeff Bezos or
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  Speaker 1: Steve Balmer, Elon Musku, the super wealthy, the tech dudes.
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  Speaker 1: They're not like, we have to have this team. So
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  Speaker 1: will the NFL offer a coupon code? How would that work?
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: A coupon code? You have to type in your phone numbers?
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  Speaker 1: Is there a special website you have to go to?
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  Speaker 1: Is there a code you put on your phone you
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: open it up? I don't know. I have no idea.
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  Speaker 1: Is that true?
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  Speaker 2: Yes? I actually I took a picture of it when
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  Speaker 2: I was driving down the other day.
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: I've driven down Ventura many days. I don't remember seeing
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: Ben Lab. What is Ben Labs? What is that is
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: there is?
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: I have no idea what it is, but I just
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: sent you the picture.
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  Speaker 1: Let me let me see here. I'm gonna have to
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: drive back down and see. Let me see it hasn't
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  Speaker 1: gotten through the mighty foe. Here it is. Oh, I
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• 21:55
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's a big sign. Yeah that is a wow.
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  Speaker 1: That must be new. I've never noticed that before. I
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's that when you're driving.
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  Speaker 1: That palm tree right there. Look at that Ben Lap.
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  Speaker 1: Ben's all in caps and then Labs is lower. Interesting.
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  Speaker 1: I have to check that out. Now we need something
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: with your name on it, Coop. We need uh yeah,
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: complete the street right there. That's great. See Terry in England,
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: says list of NFL games overseas. Man, nothing for the
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• 22:37
  Speaker 1: at the NFL are only listening to those toe suckers.
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: All right, man, thank you for that, Terry, I appreciate that.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: Let's go to the phones end. Who do we have
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: to see? Eeny meenie miney mo. Let's say hello to
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: Let's go to Andrea, who's in Berkeley. She's the astrology insider.
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: Hello Andrea, welcome, Hello, how are you? If I was
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: any better, I'd be a wife, but not Aaron Rodgers'
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: wife because nobody knows who she is.
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: That is true, I'll tell you then. He is a
• 23:12
  Speaker 4: poster child for the midlife crisis. He's born December second,
• 23:17
  Speaker 4: nineteen eighty three. Yeah, forty two years old, Chico, California,
• 23:22
  Speaker 4: one fifty pm. Remember that was birth time. He's totally
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: into astrology. So apparently he's committed to one more year
• 23:32
  Speaker 4: of playing and then he's retiring. So the midlife crisis
• 23:37
  Speaker 4: is one of the best times to retire. What don't
• 23:41
  Speaker 4: we just say, to start another chapter of your life,
• 23:44
  Speaker 4: to do something different.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: So, yeah, you don't really retire when you're that age.
• 23:50
  Speaker 4: Exactly.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: You know, you still have to live life for years.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: You don't get to just say, Okay, I'm done, I'm
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: on a golf every day. That would be terrible, that
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: would that'd be a curse.
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's more the second satur return. The first one's
• 24:03
  Speaker 4: twenty nine, the second one's fifty eight fifty nine, so
• 24:07
  Speaker 4: that's more of a retirement age. But the midlife crisis
• 24:10
  Speaker 4: is basically a new chapter of your life when you're
• 24:14
  Speaker 4: reviewing and revitalizing your life path and choosing something different.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well he's going to go live in a cave somewhere.
• 24:25
  Speaker 4: Well, we don't put anything past him, do we. So
• 24:29
  Speaker 4: that's good timing, you know, give him one more year.
• 24:31
  Speaker 4: And quite frankly, he's already teaching astrology classes. So I
• 24:35
  Speaker 4: mean he's not going to do it full time per se,
• 24:38
  Speaker 4: but I wouldn't put it past him.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: Well, he could relocate to the International Space Station and
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: live there. CAMC does not have access that. Daily Mail
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: and Page six do not have access to the International
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: Space Station.
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: And where is that located?
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: Well, it's in outer space. It's rotating around the Earth.
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: To go out there, and there's a group of like Russian,
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: American Japanese. I think there's a few countries involved. I
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: forget all of them, but yeah, they just hang out
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: in space and every once in a while they get
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: stuck there and they're there for months and it's mess.
• 25:08
  Speaker 4: And yeah, yeah, I mean he's quite a character. So
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: you know, we'll give him another year and then I
• 25:14
  Speaker 4: really do think he means business and that he will
• 25:17
  Speaker 4: retire after this year because the midlife forty two forty three,
• 25:22
  Speaker 4: the Uronus opposition, that's the time to do something new,
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: something different.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: Well, you spend time with his wife, come on now, yeah, right.
• 25:29
  Speaker 4: He's kind of for lack of a better word, Sure.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: She's a lovely lady. I don't know who she is,
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: but I'm sure she's I don't.
• 25:37
  Speaker 4: Think he does either, But that's okay.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: Hello, Hello. What if it's just a tree named Brittany.
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: What if he went to like Sequoia and found a
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: tree named Brittany and they's like, oh, this is Brittany.
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: She lives in King's Canyon and that's it.
• 25:50
  Speaker 5: Boy, there you go.
• 25:51
  Speaker 4: Wouldn't put anything past him. He's a sagittary. He's a
• 25:54
  Speaker 4: free spirit, he's adventurous, he's different. You know, he kind
• 25:57
  Speaker 4: of here. You know, here's a different drum where he
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: does his own thing. So it's just really interesting to
• 26:04
  Speaker 4: see him commit one more year and then, you know,
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: move on. And quite frankly, I'm quite curious to see
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: what it's going to do with the next chapter of
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: his life. I'm sure it won't be a dull moment.
• 26:15
  Speaker 4: I'm sure it'll be interesting. He'll try something, he'll try
• 26:18
  Speaker 4: something again. You know, he's not really the kind of
• 26:21
  Speaker 4: settle down, So Brittany should move that by now.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: All right, well, very good, and virgo in service on.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: Actually want to say hello to Andrea. She's on there.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: She'll answer your questions. She's got a newsletter every quarter
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: of the year she sends out. So thank you.
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: Andrea, Thank you, Benjit, make good care.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: There she goes, there's a friend, Andrew. Let's say hello
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: to Dorkoh the comedian, and you say aloha to Dorko
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: the comedian in Honolulu. Hello, dark oh, welcome dark dark
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: dark dark dark Oh, Hello Darko. Is Dorko gone? I
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: believe Dorka. It seems he is not there. He's not
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: responding the second time in a row.
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: We're so lucky.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: Yes, a good, good deal. Let's go to Mike in
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: the Great State of Maine. Mike, you are next up
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: on the Ben Maler Show. What's going on? Mike?
• 27:11
  Speaker 6: Who are you?
• 27:11
  Speaker 4: Ben? This is just standing sleeping stew He just went
• 27:16
  Speaker 4: to the store to get me some food.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: Oh is that right? He's not there, He's no.
• 27:21
  Speaker 6: He's gonna be really upset. Man.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: He wanted how long is he going to be at
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: the store? Did he?
• 27:26
  Speaker 6: What about ten minutes?
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: So?
• 27:28
  Speaker 6: And oh, man, about years ago? And I told his
• 27:35
  Speaker 6: story about Disney Dean and Howard Coseell.
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: You remember that the great Howard co Cell speaking coast Shell.
• 27:46
  Speaker 6: Disney Dean had quite quite a little statement to make
• 27:48
  Speaker 6: to him. That night they were.
• 27:50
  Speaker 5: Standing the crowd.
• 27:51
  Speaker 6: Okay, this is about the fifth inning, and you see
• 27:54
  Speaker 6: these two people up in the I don't know that
• 27:56
  Speaker 6: the bleacher see here in San Francisco, wherever the hell
• 27:59
  Speaker 6: they were, and uh, they were making out, okay, and
• 28:04
  Speaker 6: they laughed. They got to giggle out of that.
• 28:06
  Speaker 5: Well, about the.
• 28:07
  Speaker 6: Eighth inning they stand back there and busy Dean looked
• 28:11
  Speaker 6: at her out and go sell and he said, you
• 28:13
  Speaker 6: know what he says. I got to figure out. He said,
• 28:17
  Speaker 6: he kisses her on the balls and she kisses him
• 28:19
  Speaker 6: on the strikes or I got it wrong, he kisses, Oh.
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, screwed up the punchline.
• 28:27
  Speaker 6: Terrible comedian.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: So so you're not Mike. What's your name again? You're
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: not Mike?
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: Your name brother?
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: Okay? All right? So he went to the store and
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: he handed you, he handed.
• 28:40
  Speaker 6: You the phone, and he gave me the phone and
• 28:44
  Speaker 6: he said, hang on, he said, because I want to
• 28:45
  Speaker 6: be on that militia.
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, Well it's unfortunate. I I'd love to
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: do the oath and swear them in and all that.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: And what a good brother to go to the store
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: and buy your buy your food.
• 28:58
  Speaker 6: I have no license or anything, I guess. So I'm I'm.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: I understand, I understand. You're a burden, You're a bomb,
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: right about that? Are you paying for the food or
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: is he paying for the food? I am, okay, then
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: you're paying for the You're not.
• 29:14
  Speaker 6: A bum, You're I'm not ankie, you know, I mean,
• 29:17
  Speaker 6: I know how.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: All right, I gotcha? All right, Well, tell Mike that
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: you were on the air for like five minutes and
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: he's not on the air until.
• 29:24
  Speaker 5: Me be so pissed.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: All right, all right, Well, I'll do the tomorrow call,
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: temcall earlier, right, thank you. The other goal, yes, keep
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: coming to the wrong name, all right, thank you? All right,
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: there you go.
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: I really was hoping we get a Dizzy Dean Howard
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: Cosell story. When I came in today, I thought, boy,
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: that would be great. That's what the people need in
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: sports talk radio in twenty twenty six. And that we
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: just got it. I mean, that's what you need. You
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: need a Howard Cosell who's been dead for forty years
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: and Dizney Dean has been dead for longer. That's really
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: what you need. And my dreams have come true, and
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: so I can now I can now smile. Let's say
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: hello to do we have any meanie miney mo. Let's
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: syllo to Brandon and can Zah City. Hello, Brandon, welcome
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: and the jet there he is. Look at that right there,
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: that's going on. If I was any better, I'd be
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: a chiefs wide receiver. But not you know who. But
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: some bad rice there. You got A bad dish of
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: rice is.
• 30:34
  Speaker 5: What you got, oh man?
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: You know what?
• 30:36
  Speaker 5: Like I mean, the poor the poor guy just can't
• 30:39
  Speaker 5: say how the news like what double dude.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: I mean yeah, you know, he's having a good time. Man,
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: he's enjoying himself.
• 30:47
  Speaker 5: And yeah, well, I mean you didn't have a good time,
• 30:49
  Speaker 5: but I mean not when you're on papers Jesus.
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's usually when you're on probation. You gotta kind
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: of not do that.
• 30:56
  Speaker 5: And then, like I guess, like he was at a
• 30:59
  Speaker 5: club and like someone he's got to know people have
• 31:02
  Speaker 5: their phones in their face all the time and just
• 31:05
  Speaker 5: just just looking for crap. You know. Pmv uh feeds
• 31:09
  Speaker 5: off that stuff. I mean, I mean a lot of people.
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: People love gossip. So yeah, you do something that's interesting,
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: people are gonna freak out.
• 31:17
  Speaker 5: Maazley loves company, right, Masley loves company.
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: Something like that. Yeah, something like that for sure.
• 31:24
  Speaker 5: I just got off work a little bit ago. I
• 31:26
  Speaker 5: just wanted to call I told Coop I wanted to
• 31:27
  Speaker 5: call him just to just shoot the breeze with you.
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: We're shooting the breeze right now. But not Drew Brees
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: because he's retired and he played for the Saints. I
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: did see him throw out the first pitch of the padrick.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: I think he owns part of the podres now. I
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: think Drew Brees is a bit owner in the pod.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: Uh well yeah, come on, I mean everyone, well, not
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: as good as me. By the way, Brandon, when I
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: threw out that first pitch in Worcester, legendary Michael Leppercoon
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: still talks about it.
• 31:56
  Speaker 5: I heard that was a fast ball four steamer. I
• 31:59
  Speaker 5: heard that was a it was.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: It was high cheese and the hardest pitch to hit
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: because it was it was high cheese, is what it was.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: I don't know if it was palmersan or or what
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: kind of cheese chip music. Oh yeah, it was blow
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: blow right past you, high velocity, high pitch, the hardest
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: pitch to lay off. Your eyeballs lined up. You think
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: you're gonna hit it?
• 32:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm I got my boot dog because it was
• 32:23
  Speaker 5: getting deep in this car.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: I tell you, I don't know what you're talking about.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: Tell y to the to the casket drops right, Brandon,
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: till the casket drops.
• 32:30
  Speaker 4: Right, babe. That's why.
• 32:31
  Speaker 5: Come on, ye yellow one gold un till her dead
• 32:33
  Speaker 5: and cold. Come on, now there you go.
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: All right, thank you, Brandon, I gotta go give it
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: safe travels on your way home. There's Brandon so one
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: of the all time great athletes in our lifetime. In fact,
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: I would argue the greatest athlete living has a criminal record.
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: I am talking about a seventeen time champion and someone
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: that I have their phone number, so you know they're
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: a big deal. Joe Chestnut, did you see this? Joey
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: Jaws Chestnut the reigning champion of the Hot Dog geting
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: contest there in Brooklyn on Coney Island, and he is
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: going to compete coming up July fourth. He's going to
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: compete in the Greatest Spectacle of Sausage which will be
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: taking place. He's going to do it while he's on probation.
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: He pled guilty in a bar room brawl. Say what yeah,
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: Joey Chestnut was accused of slapping some random Jebebroni in
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: the face during a nice night out at a Indiana bar,
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: and he pled guilty earlier about a month ago. Sources
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: getting out now, but he pled guilty, was sentenced to
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: one hundred and eighty days of probation in Hamilton County,
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: and judge granted him permission to travel outside the state
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: so he can give the American people what they need,
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: a chance for him to get another mustard belt on
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: kone the Island this summer. Now, his attorney said it
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: was just a misunderstanding. And all my friends who listened
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: to us in jail, every one of them has told
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: me when they go to jail, it's all a misunderstanding. Anyway,
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: Joey said he wanted to take responsibility. According to US Weekly,
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: one of the great tabloids, when police questioned Joey Chestnut,
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: he said that he was drunk and did not remember
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: the altercation. And the attorney, of course said that I
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: was taken out of context and all that. So this
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: provides another chapter to the documentary of Joey Chestnut. This
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: is the bad boy chapter. Bad Boy, bad Boy. What
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: you're gonna do, What you're gonna do when they come
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: for you. Yeah, I wonder if he's getting sued. I
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: don't think he's that rich. I don't think you get
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: filthy rich eating Kilbossa's, so you're not getting super rich.
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: I remember when he We had him on the podcast
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: a couple of times. One time I had his He
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: is like a marketing person, and we booked Joey Chestnut
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: for the fifth Hour podcast. We had a time to record.
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: So I'm in the remote podcast studio and I'm calling
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: Joey Chestnut. He's on answer, so I'm like, okay, so
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: I'll wait like ten minutes, I'll call him again. So
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: I wait ten minutes. I called Joey Chestnut again to
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: answer the phone, and I'm like, well, I have a
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: schedule time and the time's running out. So then I
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: start texting him and I called him again and he
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: answers the phone and he yelled at me. He said,
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: why do you keep calling me? And It's like, well, Joey,
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: your marketing person booked you for an interview and that's
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: why I'm calling you. I didn't just wake up and say,
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: let me call Joey Chestnut and see what's going. Anyway,
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: he did the interview and that was that.
• 35:41
  Speaker 5: So there you go.
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: Bad boy Joey Chestnut. He's a thug. Joey Chestnut is
• 35:45
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  Speaker 3: We have.
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: Mike and Maine. Hello, Mike, Welcome, well, thank you, Ben,
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  Speaker 1: I'm here all right. Well, I know you're gonna have
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: to get food for your brother, which is very kind
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: of you to do. It's very kind.
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  Speaker 4: Well, yeah, I'm a scaregiver.
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  Speaker 1: All right, we'll have to help us out tomorrow. We
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: call back tomorrow, we'll do the oath. But you're on.
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: You're gonna be one of my judges. Okay, Mike, all right,
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: it's a good good job by you taking care of
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: your brother though. It's a nice it's a nice thing
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: you're doing. That's hollering, all right, come down, hollering, James. Hello, James,
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: you're back.
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  Speaker 6: I'm in judge.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: Yes, you're You're the worst judge ever. Okay. Coach Russell
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: is in Orlando. Hello, Coach Russell, welcome.
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  Speaker 5: Hey, Hey, good morning man.
• 38:09
  Speaker 6: How are we doing.
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  Speaker 1: If I was any better, I would not have just
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: taken hollerween James call, but I did so. I understand, Yeah,
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: I understand, all right, all of my buddy, Coach Russell,
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: great high school coach there, big stud Brad and Wheeling,
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: West Virginia. We haven't taken many calls from Wheeling, West
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: Virginia because we used to have this guy who called
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: up all the time. That was radio Rich was his name.
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: He was quite the character. Hello Brad, welcome, Hey, where
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: you been some time caller?
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  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: Welcome? How's everything in Wheeling?
• 38:41
  Speaker 5: Oh it's rainy and shitty?
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: All right, well we can't say that.
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: We can tell you your first time caller. Please wash
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: your mouth.
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: I think we should be able to say that word.
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: That's a good word, I know. All right, hold on, Brad,
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: thank you for that first curse. Mike the lepre Kahn
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: from the Greater Boston area. Hello, Michael Leprechaun.
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  Speaker 3: Welcome, good morning Bill.
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  Speaker 5: And a fact of fiction is your pitch was terrible.
• 39:08
  Speaker 5: And that's a fact, not fiction.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: That's a lie. You were you were completely hammered. You
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: don't even remember the pitch. You were drunk. Anyway, here
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: we go, three stories. The way the bit works, three stories.
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: Figure out which are the three stories? Is not true?
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: Separating fiction from fact. Story number one. Earlier this week,
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: you may have heard that Eagles quarterback Jail Hurts was
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: a no show at AJ Brown's wedding. The wide receiver
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: most out outlets failed the report. The rest of the
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: story apparely Hurts he wasn't there, but he gave quite
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: the wedding gift that to make up for his absence,
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: Hurts gifted aj Brown and his bride a his and
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: hers custom ROLLDECKX watch package as a cube. Yeah, that
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: diamonds the whole thing. Okay, good, good for Hurts flexing
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: how much money he has? Unless that was the fake story.
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: Story number two. Since retiring, Tom Brady has tried comedy.
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: He sucked at that. Running an NL team, he sucks
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: at that. Now he's having to go at He's going
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: fashion modeling. Brady made the runway debut at the Gucci
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: Fashion Show in New York City this past weekend, sporting
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: an all black, all leather outfit and posing for the cameras. Okay,
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: did he do a peer wet and story number three
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: Grand Prix picket lines Montreal. Some of the ladies there
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: in Montreal, they are protesting the Canadian Grand Prix. The
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: exog dancers demanding improved working conditions and want the strike
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: to hit them where it hurts most. The fans of
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: the Grand Prix in Montreal. Oh boy, all right, those
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: are the three stories which is not true. Quickly, we
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: got to go through the judges fast, Mike and Maine one,
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: two or three, mikey two. All right, thank you, Mike,
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: call them on hollering. James one to or three, James
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: number three, number three, all right. Coach Russell one two
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  Speaker 1: or three. Coach Russell number three, number three, all right,
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: thanks coach. Have a good day today. Brad and Wheeling,
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: keep your mouth clean. Brad one two or three, Brad
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: number two, number two. Mike the Leprechaun, it's number one,
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: number one one one one one one one. That was
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: the fake one one