Ryan Bridge: The ultimate scandal

Early Edition with Ryan Bridge · May 5, 2025 · 3m · transcript

Disclaimer: Satire

On the news last night, it was nothing but scandal. Scandal. Scandal.

I don’t think I’ve seen political misconduct of this magnitude since Watergate.

The Woodward and Bernsteins of our time were busy digging through documents, uncovering truth. Protecting democracy. From corruption. From evil.

Erica Stanford, Minister of Education and obvious crook, first in the firing line.

Her crime? Printing off work emails at home.

Disgraceful.

A two-part report from 1News leading the bulletin over consecutive nights details how this menace, flagrant in her disregard for best practice…