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180: A Bad Batch · Wine & Audacity

• 0:10
  Speaker 1: Oh, shit.
• 0:11
  Speaker 2: What were we talking about? Kids ain't worth a damn.
• 0:16
  Speaker 2: That's what we were talking about. But for that. You
• 0:20
  Speaker 2: want me to forget that? Nah, nah, nah, no.
• 0:22
  Speaker 3: Me and Brandon was talking about how, like Brandon, Brandon
• 0:26
  Speaker 3: was talking about how that he's saying right now, Trey
• 0:29
  Speaker 3: got all this stuff that was available that wasn't necessarily available.
• 0:34
  Speaker 3: And I was telling him, I feel like that's because
• 0:37
  Speaker 3: some of the schools is like.
• 0:39
  Speaker 1: All right, y'all, we don't want these little niggas to quit.
• 0:42
  Speaker 3: So we need something that's going to help them calm
• 0:44
  Speaker 3: them down and be more useful.
• 0:49
  Speaker 1: Unlike us.
• 0:49
  Speaker 4: So me and Donna went to dinner on... Hold, please.
• 0:54
  Speaker 2: Hola. Como estas? Bien. Y mis amigos. Bienvenidos. Bienvenidos. Bienvenidos.
• 1:07
  Speaker 4: Bienvenidos.
• 1:07
  Speaker 2: Bienvenidos.
• 1:08
  Speaker 5: Bienvenidos.
• 1:14
  Speaker 2: Bienvenidos.
• 1:15
  Speaker 4: Bienvenidos. Saltano Mundo. It's Basement World. And welcome to this
• 1:34
  Speaker 4: week's episode of Wine and Audacity.
• 1:36
  Speaker 1: That would be a dope ass 90s talk show.
• 1:42
  Speaker 2: Saltano Mundo.
• 1:43
  Speaker 6: I went to stretch my foot out and Chase put
• 1:47
  Speaker 6: my paw on my foot like move.
• 1:50
  Speaker 2: The dog is under the table y'all.
• 1:53
  Speaker 4: I'm your host, Brandon Scott. And I'm joined by two
• 1:56
  Speaker 4: of my favorite people in the world. How y'all feeling
• 1:59
  Speaker 4: this week? We'll talk about that side in a second, sis.
• 2:04
  Speaker 4: How you feeling, A-A-Ron?
• 2:06
  Speaker 2: Like I'm walking on sunshine.
• 2:09
  Speaker 1: You know what? I'm feeling good. You feel edgeable?
• 2:14
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
• 2:15
  Speaker 1: Uh-huh.
• 2:16
  Speaker 2: That was a pause. No, no, no, no, no. That
• 2:17
  Speaker 2: was a pregnant pause.
• 2:18
  Speaker 1: That was a.
• 2:20
  Speaker 2: That was a, I mean.
• 2:21
  Speaker 7: No, no, no, no.
• 2:21
  Speaker 2: I was going to say, I was going to say,
• 2:23
  Speaker 2: wait a minute.
• 2:25
  Speaker 1: Edibles.
• 2:26
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 2:26
  Speaker 1: And your next, um, and next, uh, next big seller
• 2:30
  Speaker 1: in the one in Audacity.
• 2:32
  Speaker 2: Nigga, we can't, we can't sell them online. No, we
• 2:34
  Speaker 2: got to get a license. Right on there. We got
• 2:36
  Speaker 2: to sell. No, nigga, they edibles. They take them when
• 2:40
  Speaker 2: they never get that close.
• 2:42
  Speaker 6: Oh, man.
• 2:43
  Speaker 2: They get you to the edge. That's what he said. So, normally,
• 2:54
  Speaker 2: by now, y'all would either hear.
• 2:59
  Speaker 4: A Big Ed Lightskin boy cackling off camera or hear
• 3:03
  Speaker 4: his phone up in the kitchen and hear us say.
• 3:07
  Speaker 2: Trey, turn that shit down, man.
• 3:08
  Speaker 1: We're recording.
• 3:10
  Speaker 2: But, Trey is.
• 3:12
  Speaker 4: Not here because he left me We moved him into
• 3:15
  Speaker 4: his dorms past week.
• 3:17
  Speaker 2: By the time y'all see this, he would have been
• 3:19
  Speaker 2: in school for several weeks by now.
• 3:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 3:24
  Speaker 2: It's still August. Mid-August. And we moved a boy into
• 3:27
  Speaker 2: his dorm last week. Hey, Trey. You read that syllabus, nigga?
• 3:34
  Speaker 2: I miss you. I'm talking to you today, Trey. You're
• 3:39
  Speaker 2: waiting to laugh at me, y'all. I just want to
• 3:42
  Speaker 2: say for the bracket.
• 3:43
  Speaker 1: It's only been like three.
• 3:45
  Speaker 2: Or four days. It's been a few days. This is
• 3:49
  Speaker 2: going to be the longest he's been away from me.
• 3:51
  Speaker 6: Since they laid him on my chest in the hospital.
• 3:55
  Speaker 2: You still talk to him every day, don't you? Huh? Exactly.
• 3:59
  Speaker 1: That ain't the point.
• 4:02
  Speaker 4: So I want to say for the record, I thought
• 4:04
  Speaker 4: it was going to be a quick move in, move out.
• 4:08
  Speaker 2: Me, the boy, you know, his parentals. And the grandmother,
• 4:13
  Speaker 2: you know, we.
• 4:13
  Speaker 4: Got there at about 845, you know, for the check-in,
• 4:17
  Speaker 4: you know, so he can get his key and, you know,
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  Speaker 4: see his room and stuff.
• 4:19
  Speaker 2: Got there, you know, moved him in.
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  Speaker 4: It took us about 12 hours to move that boy
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  Speaker 4: to his dorm.
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  Speaker 6: Between getting him in the room, getting everything set up,
• 4:30
  Speaker 6: going to the Walmarts, getting everything else he needed, going
• 4:33
  Speaker 6: to dinner, me snotting and crying, having an anxiety attack
• 4:37
  Speaker 6: in the restaurant.
• 4:38
  Speaker 2: She did.
• 4:39
  Speaker 6: Um.
• 4:40
  Speaker 2: And then dropping them off. About 12 hours.
• 4:44
  Speaker 4: And I will also say, for the record, we were
• 4:47
  Speaker 4: the last group of adults that was in the dorm.
• 4:49
  Speaker 4: Because the dorm had posted on a big-ass sign in
• 4:52
  Speaker 4: the entrance. Hey, y'all asses out of here by 7 o'clock.
• 4:54
  Speaker 2: By 7 p.m. And we strolled out at 7.05. I
• 4:58
  Speaker 2: just want to make sure the TV updated and it's working.
• 5:02
  Speaker 4: I'm going to make sure he doesn't scream. I love
• 5:04
  Speaker 4: Sean and him, but so many times I say, get
• 5:06
  Speaker 4: your ass in this goddamn car.
• 5:08
  Speaker 2: So, the boy is not going to jail. He's not
• 5:10
  Speaker 2: going to the army. You know what's funny? He down
• 5:13
  Speaker 2: the street from me.
• 5:14
  Speaker 1: Like, he fine.
• 5:15
  Speaker 2: You know what's funny? You're talking about that. Get the
• 5:18
  Speaker 2: fuck out. That's my only child.
• 5:21
  Speaker 1: Nigga, yo, she said, I just want to make sure
• 5:23
  Speaker 1: the TV up there.
• 5:24
  Speaker 3: And it's like, no, now, now that's the, now that's
• 5:27
  Speaker 3: the new language. That's the new language thing. Before it
• 5:29
  Speaker 3: would be like, before it was like, you know, I guess,
• 5:31
  Speaker 3: I guess I could sit down for like five minutes and,
• 5:33
  Speaker 3: you know, had no talk to you. And then I'm
• 5:35
  Speaker 3: going to be there for like three days and shit.
• 5:39
  Speaker 3: But now I'm under.
• 5:41
  Speaker 2: The bed, nigga. It's tight in this room.
• 5:47
  Speaker 1: Mom, what you doing here?
• 5:48
  Speaker 2: Oh, well, But I was also proud of the boy.
• 5:56
  Speaker 4: Because I thought when we left out that he was
• 5:58
  Speaker 4: going to walk us to the car and let his
• 5:59
  Speaker 4: mother and grandma fall out like they did in the room.
• 6:02
  Speaker 4: But no, he walked us to the door of his
• 6:04
  Speaker 4: building and was like, all right.
• 6:07
  Speaker 2: That's what he got. He went back around the corner.
• 6:11
  Speaker 2: I said, go ahead, boy. Go ahead.
• 6:14
  Speaker 4: Sharona was like, And then proceeded to walk around the
• 6:17
  Speaker 4: corner of his building to his window, which the blondes
• 6:20
  Speaker 4: were still up like he was a white person.
• 6:21
  Speaker 2: And blast, Will sniffed just the two of us in
• 6:24
  Speaker 2: his face outside the window. I said, Lord. Don't judge me.
• 6:28
  Speaker 1: Judge your mother. Leave me alone. I love my son.
• 6:33
  Speaker 1: I'm going to be real.
• 6:34
  Speaker 2: I'm going to be real. He was like, really? I
• 6:37
  Speaker 2: read his lips. He said, really, mom? And then he
• 6:41
  Speaker 2: put the blinds down.
• 6:42
  Speaker 4: I told you I was going to do it. She
• 6:43
  Speaker 4: said that the day he graduated from high school. And
• 6:45
  Speaker 4: then he put the blinds down. And her mother was like,
• 6:47
  Speaker 4: he didn't jack them damn blinds.
• 6:49
  Speaker 2: I said, y'all listen.
• 6:49
  Speaker 5: I'm going to call.
• 6:53
  Speaker 2: It's okay.
• 6:57
  Speaker 6: I may or may not have talked to him again
• 6:59
  Speaker 6: that night.
• 6:59
  Speaker 2: But now you did. That's fine.
• 7:02
  Speaker 3: I'm going to tell you the truth. That was pretty,
• 7:04
  Speaker 3: pretty tame. Not compared to what she could have done.
• 7:07
  Speaker 2: I didn't lay in the grass like I said I
• 7:09
  Speaker 2: was going to. She didn't. I didn't have to drag
• 7:10
  Speaker 2: her off, fire her and carry her ass off campus.
• 7:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 7:14
  Speaker 2: He had to put his arm around me like he
• 7:16
  Speaker 2: keep walking.
• 7:16
  Speaker 1: I was like, okay.
• 7:18
  Speaker 2: Don't let go, Jack. Don't let go. Don't let go
• 7:22
  Speaker 2: of me. That's never possible. And nothing but death can
• 7:28
  Speaker 2: keep me from it.
• 7:30
  Speaker 4: Although, I will say, I do have a critique of
• 7:32
  Speaker 4: Trey's school, which I remain nameless since he actually is
• 7:34
  Speaker 4: a student in there.
• 7:36
  Speaker 2: Y'all could have been a slightly bit more organized.
• 7:38
  Speaker 1: Go Wombats.
• 7:39
  Speaker 2: Just a little. Yeah, go Wombats.
• 7:42
  Speaker 4: Y'all could have been a little bit more organized with
• 7:45
  Speaker 4: the check-in process.
• 7:47
  Speaker 2: Just a little.
• 7:48
  Speaker 4: Wouldn't it make sense to give the students their ID?
• 7:51
  Speaker 4: When they got their room.
• 7:52
  Speaker 2: Keys that morning? I think they should have did that too.
• 7:54
  Speaker 2: Because by the time he got to the I.D. place
• 7:58
  Speaker 2: and the student center, it was after 4.30, it was closed. So, granted,
• 8:02
  Speaker 2: we were there. We took him to dinner. But if
• 8:04
  Speaker 2: we had already left, how was he going to eat
• 8:05
  Speaker 2: for that day?
• 8:07
  Speaker 4: If it's new student check-in, why they got to.
• 8:12
  Speaker 2: That's hard. But yeah, that's my critique. Everything was cool, pathetic.
• 8:17
  Speaker 3: Yo, that was like the most millennial dad out of
• 8:20
  Speaker 3: the scene so far.
• 8:22
  Speaker 6: I talked to him earlier. He was like, hold on, man.
• 8:27
  Speaker 6: I got to grab my light so.
• 8:28
  Speaker 2: I got to go back from here. Like, god damn.
• 8:32
  Speaker 2: So he did listen. Told him to make sure he
• 8:34
  Speaker 2: spray shit down. Yeah, man. Because, boy, I... Now, when
• 8:39
  Speaker 2: I went to school, Morgan State University, I go, man,
• 8:42
  Speaker 2: shut up, bitch. I know what's coming.
• 8:43
  Speaker 4: Um.
• 8:45
  Speaker 2: I didn't live on campus, right? I stayed in my
• 8:46
  Speaker 2: black ass at home because, you know, I learned. Fuck you, bitch.
• 8:52
  Speaker 2: I learned early on and my mother laughed when I
• 8:54
  Speaker 2: asked her if I had money for school. She said, no.
• 8:57
  Speaker 4: Whatever money I took out to pay for my education,
• 9:00
  Speaker 4: I had to pay back. So I was like, oh,
• 9:03
  Speaker 4: she said, you can live on campus if you want,
• 9:05
  Speaker 4: but you weren't to pay for that. I said, I'll
• 9:07
  Speaker 4: stay in my.
• 9:07
  Speaker 2: Room at home.
• 9:10
  Speaker 1: And you wasn't full.
• 9:10
  Speaker 2: So yeah, I was just cross-hanging. I couldn't afford that.
• 9:14
  Speaker 2: And you had a car.
• 9:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 9:16
  Speaker 6: Boom.
• 9:17
  Speaker 2: I got tired of riding the bus that first year.
• 9:19
  Speaker 2: I said, no, nigga, I need a car. I can't
• 9:20
  Speaker 2: do this. Taking two buses in the subway to get
• 9:22
  Speaker 2: home every goddamn day. So I said all that to.
• 9:25
  Speaker 4: Say, when I went in the dorms, and I was like, okay,
• 9:29
  Speaker 4: this is the, okay, here you go to the toilet,
• 9:30
  Speaker 4: here you go to the sink.
• 9:31
  Speaker 2: Y'all got shower stalls. I said, okay, it's better for
• 9:33
  Speaker 2: small as shit, but okay, y'all can make it work. Yeah.
• 9:38
  Speaker 2: And Trey right next to the laundry room on his floor,
• 9:40
  Speaker 2: he right across from the bathroom. He got everything in
• 9:43
  Speaker 2: his little corner. The good one.
• 9:44
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying.
• 9:45
  Speaker 9: Man.
• 9:45
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. I mean, you know, it's not
• 9:49
  Speaker 2: bad for small to shit, but, you know. The room
• 9:52
  Speaker 2: is small to shit. There's enough room for him to
• 9:53
  Speaker 2: get in that dude. Hell yeah. And once we reorganized
• 9:58
  Speaker 2: the room, me and his roommate.
• 10:00
  Speaker 6: His roommate's mom, and stuff, once we got that room reorganized,
• 10:04
  Speaker 6: we said, oh yeah, y'all got more, y'all good.
• 10:05
  Speaker 2: We're gonna figure this shit out. brandon was like yeah y'all.
• 10:09
  Speaker 6: Handle this i'm gonna go here take this trade shot
• 10:11
  Speaker 6: what y'all got for me to the dumpster he was
• 10:14
  Speaker 6: like we put the like the mamas do what they
• 10:15
  Speaker 6: was gonna do yeah i didn't.
• 10:17
  Speaker 4: Want to get involved you know even even the room
• 10:20
  Speaker 4: trades roomie and trade he was just standing looking at
• 10:22
  Speaker 4: each other.
• 10:22
  Speaker 3: Like what the fuck like why like why why we
• 10:25
  Speaker 3: need we need x like we need x for all
• 10:29
  Speaker 3: this shit we like.
• 10:31
  Speaker 4: They was like, because, you know, you got to get
• 10:32
  Speaker 4: the sheets right. And then, hold on, we got to
• 10:34
  Speaker 4: wipe down the walls and wipe everything down. I was like,
• 10:38
  Speaker 4: y'all give me trash. I'll make the trash runs down. Shit,
• 10:42
  Speaker 4: I just seen one. A girl posted her grandmother. They
• 10:44
  Speaker 4: was moving her in her dorm.
• 10:46
  Speaker 6: Her grandmother was in there with the motherfucking sponge on
• 10:48
  Speaker 6: the motherfucking stick in there.
• 10:50
  Speaker 2: I said, mm-hmm. Yup, Nana.
• 10:53
  Speaker 6: Y'all know who been here. Yeah, I bet you she
• 10:55
  Speaker 6: doused your room with some holy oil before she left.
• 10:57
  Speaker 2: Of course she did. Of course she did.
• 10:58
  Speaker 6: You lucky I should have got something from Mama Stephanie
• 11:01
  Speaker 6: before we went down there because I've done the same shit.
• 11:03
  Speaker 4: I saw several videos of kids chronicling their college move-ins
• 11:06
  Speaker 4: with their grandmothers and mamas with them shake-and-go wigs with mops.
• 11:10
  Speaker 4: Not the shake-and-go wigs. And they was in there mopping
• 11:12
  Speaker 4: the walls up and down.
• 11:13
  Speaker 6: They was just over the corner like, let them do
• 11:15
  Speaker 6: what they gonna do cause it's gonna be on you
• 11:18
  Speaker 6: after they leave let them do what they gonna do
• 11:19
  Speaker 6: let us have our moment we just wanna make sure
• 11:21
  Speaker 6: our babies is comfortable they got everything that they need
• 11:25
  Speaker 6: and I was blessed about my village cause my village
• 11:27
  Speaker 6: ain't played about us honey that boy don't need.
• 11:30
  Speaker 2: For nothing nothing she sending me back down that way
• 11:34
  Speaker 2: with a package of shit to.
• 11:36
  Speaker 3: Take to the I was about to say bro that
• 11:39
  Speaker 3: pause was a little too long bro it was like
• 11:41
  Speaker 3: It's to pack packages and stuff, like clothes and stuff.
• 11:44
  Speaker 2: He needed some more clothes.
• 11:46
  Speaker 4: He grew. I bought some stuff as well. I bought
• 11:50
  Speaker 4: chargers and an umbrella for the boy. It wasn't like
• 11:53
  Speaker 4: I went clothes shopping.
• 11:54
  Speaker 6: It was pouring down rain the other day. He was like,
• 11:57
  Speaker 6: I forgot my umbrella, Mom. I said, your uncle bringing
• 12:00
  Speaker 6: you one down there when he comes Saturday.
• 12:01
  Speaker 2: He said, oh, okay.
• 12:03
  Speaker 6: He's standing in the window like, I said, you might
• 12:06
  Speaker 6: as well go back to the dining hall, get you
• 12:07
  Speaker 6: a snack or something, let it.
• 12:09
  Speaker 2: Cool down before you walk over to your room. Yeah, yeah.
• 12:14
  Speaker 2: When them storms, what was that, Thursday, the storm?
• 12:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
• 12:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he was like, yeah, I'm just going to go
• 12:19
  Speaker 6: get me something to eat, Mom. He was walking around, like,
• 12:21
  Speaker 6: he looks like a college student. He was walking around
• 12:22
  Speaker 6: with his headphones on his head. And I said, oh, okay.
• 12:26
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 12:27
  Speaker 2: He look like a cop. He look like a cop.
• 12:30
  Speaker 2: Look at that rain. Like, what the fuck? And I
• 12:33
  Speaker 2: bought him one of those. Those reinforced. I think I'm
• 12:35
  Speaker 2: going to upgrade his headphones though. Those reinforced umbrellas.
• 12:38
  Speaker 4: Because, you know, the umbrellas when they get windy, they
• 12:40
  Speaker 4: blow inside out.
• 12:41
  Speaker 2: Guess what? Say they got extra ribbon on the inside
• 12:43
  Speaker 2: like condoms. And then, you know.
• 12:46
  Speaker 4: Push it up like this, and it just flow around.
• 12:49
  Speaker 4: Speaking of condoms, I want to say this part. So,
• 12:52
  Speaker 4: we went to the Walmarts near the school, right? And
• 12:56
  Speaker 4: over in the section where they had the prophylactics and whatnot,
• 13:01
  Speaker 4: and Trey's pappy bought some condoms. And when the rest
• 13:04
  Speaker 4: of us made our way over there, the person who
• 13:06
  Speaker 4: was doing the checkouts in that section was like, you
• 13:09
  Speaker 4: know how much y'all like the 10th or 11th family?
• 13:11
  Speaker 4: I seen them come in here and buying their sons
• 13:12
  Speaker 4: and daughters condoms and birth control.
• 13:13
  Speaker 10: My best friend's ex was a son.
• 13:14
  Speaker 1: She was like, good job, parents.
• 13:17
  Speaker 2: Hell yeah, you ain't about to make me no damn grandmother.
• 13:20
  Speaker 1: I ain't ready.
• 13:21
  Speaker 2: I'm going to be a hoochie. My son doesn't think
• 13:25
  Speaker 2: that's funny. I do.
• 13:29
  Speaker 6: He's like, because he probably be like, bullshit. He probably
• 13:31
  Speaker 6: be like, he going to call me and be like, Ma,
• 13:35
  Speaker 6: what you doing? Sitting in the house binge watching.
• 13:39
  Speaker 2: Exactly. All right, I'll talk to you later. You know
• 13:42
  Speaker 2: I'm full of shit. And where do you think you're going? Mom,
• 13:49
  Speaker 2: where do you think you're going?
• 13:51
  Speaker 6: He don't think that's funny at all. Every time I
• 13:52
  Speaker 6: say it, he be like, what do you think you're
• 13:55
  Speaker 6: doing in my black ass business?
• 13:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, mom. The boy gonna be fine. He gonna
• 14:01
  Speaker 2: be fine. He ain't down there living his best life.
• 14:03
  Speaker 4: Well, at least until them first day classes hit him.
• 14:05
  Speaker 2: What the heck? He gonna be like, so, oh, this
• 14:08
  Speaker 2: is why I'm here. Okay.
• 14:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, baby, he done been.
• 14:12
  Speaker 2: He done been everywhere, honey. You talk about my.
• 14:16
  Speaker 11: Mom, yeah.
• 14:17
  Speaker 2: They had the step show. I was at the step show.
• 14:19
  Speaker 2: Then we went to another party, but the speaker went out,
• 14:21
  Speaker 2: so we left.
• 14:22
  Speaker 6: And then last night, I was at a silent party
• 14:26
  Speaker 6: with the headphones and stuff, and I was dancing the
• 14:28
  Speaker 6: whole night. He said, I was a sweaty mess, Mom.
• 14:30
  Speaker 6: I came right back and got straight in the shower.
• 14:32
  Speaker 6: I didn't even sit down or nothing, Mom. I came
• 14:33
  Speaker 6: and got my stuff and went straight and took a shower.
• 14:35
  Speaker 6: And then, see, he said, it's Saturday already, Mom?
• 14:39
  Speaker 2: I said, yeah, Trey, it's Saturday. I've been down here
• 14:41
  Speaker 2: five days, Mom.
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: I said, I know.
• 14:43
  Speaker 6: He was like, he said they having some kind of
• 14:46
  Speaker 6: event tonight. I said, live your best life, son. I
• 14:50
  Speaker 6: didn't get the opportunity. I didn't get to go live
• 14:52
  Speaker 6: on campus and all of this. I go to college, college.
• 14:55
  Speaker 6: I was in my 30s. So live your best life, son.
• 14:59
  Speaker 6: That's what it's for.
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: I'm here for it. I am here for it. As
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: long as you get to work, I told him that
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: from the very beginning.
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: I said it too.
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: As long as you get to work, I don't give
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: a damn if you had a party every other night.
• 15:08
  Speaker 6: I don't give a shit about none of that. As
• 15:09
  Speaker 6: long as you're safe, just go ahead and knock your
• 15:11
  Speaker 6: work out. And you can party all night long, shorty.
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: I'm with it. And live it up. Enjoy your life.
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: Hell yeah.
• 15:19
  Speaker 6: I want you to have them experiences and shit to
• 15:21
  Speaker 6: look back on.
• 15:21
  Speaker 4: Hell yeah.
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: Make your friends.
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: Fuck yeah, because that's where you're going to get the
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: real friends.
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: Join the club.
• 15:29
  Speaker 4: You know he's joining the anime club. You know anime
• 15:31
  Speaker 4: club is coming. I know he was scoping out.
• 15:33
  Speaker 6: I know he might go to brunch one day and
• 15:35
  Speaker 6: my child might be out in there strolling or something.
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: When I pull up at the club, VIP. Not strolling.
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: He might be strolling. Good Lord. Might get him a
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: little sorority nerd or something. He might.
• 15:52
  Speaker 6: We'll see what happens. But know that he's covered in
• 15:55
  Speaker 6: the blood. I called his grandfather on three-way. I said,
• 15:59
  Speaker 6: we forgot to pray before we left the room. I
• 16:01
  Speaker 6: need you to handle that, Pop-Pop. He prayed right over
• 16:05
  Speaker 6: him all over the phone.
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: So, he good. Which grandfather were you talking about? There
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: ain't got but one left. Who?
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: Kevin.
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: Oh, shit. There ain't got but one left. I was
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: about to say, um. I wish I could.
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: Oh, bye-bye.
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: Did you say, did y'all use a Ouija board? I
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: wish I could have.
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: I sure would.
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: I sure would.
• 16:26
  Speaker 6: Because my grandfather was the road dad. My grandfather was
• 16:31
  Speaker 6: yet alive. He was the road dad and prayed over
• 16:34
  Speaker 6: that room. I promise you, he prayed over the room
• 16:36
  Speaker 6: and then got back when the road went home. he
• 16:39
  Speaker 6: would have he'd have found his way down there he'd
• 16:41
  Speaker 6: have got mind breaking down there this room is clean
• 16:46
  Speaker 6: the same way he prayed over my house when I
• 16:48
  Speaker 6: bought my house he sure would have this house is clean.
• 16:53
  Speaker 4: It wouldn't have been a dry coochie in about a
• 16:54
  Speaker 4: five room or a wet coochie in a five room
• 16:57
  Speaker 4: radius I just don't feel the urge to bust nothing open.
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: Not the urge to bust nothing open. I don't feel
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: the urge to bust nothing open. It hit me.
• 17:07
  Speaker 4: And so I get to room 215 and then by
• 17:09
  Speaker 4: the time I hit 214, it just dry up.
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: I feel like I want to listen to the Clark
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: sisters and leave it here at Johnson or something.
• 17:17
  Speaker 6: I don't even want to do this shit no more.
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: From Megan Thee.
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: Stallion to Leandria Johnson. I don't know. Leandria would like
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: to have her cup of cocktails. I like her. She real.
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: She don't try to be nothing.
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: She ain't.
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: She just thanks for the Lord. Why I want to
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: cover my knees all of a sudden? That you want
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: to put it on the office. I got the urge
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: to cover up and fly right in the eyes of
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: the Lord. I don't want to do this shit no more.
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: You want to go to service on Sunday? You don't
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: have a chapel. Let's go to Bible study. Nope. Nope.
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: I was hoping I didn't embarrass my son, but I
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: was in. Let's go to Bible study.
• 18:01
  Speaker 6: When we was in when we was in Walmart like
• 18:04
  Speaker 6: they said they was getting the condoms or whatever and
• 18:07
  Speaker 6: all I saw was a black and gold box so
• 18:10
  Speaker 6: I was like don't be out here trying to get
• 18:12
  Speaker 6: my son no magnums have him out here embarrassing himself
• 18:15
  Speaker 6: like you embarrass yourself he was they not magnums and
• 18:19
  Speaker 6: I looked at the back and was like oh lord
• 18:22
  Speaker 6: you gonna have my son out here embarrassing himself like
• 18:25
  Speaker 6: you did.
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: So um that was mean A little bit. I mean,
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: I meant it, but. Where?
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: I wasn't sure besides the darkness boy needed.
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: God daddy didn't get involved in that. I left it
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: up to Pappy. Shit. I tell jokes, I don't tell lies.
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: That's all I'm saying. Speaking of telling jokes and lies.
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: You pissed off a whole bunch of lambs this past week.
• 18:54
  Speaker 6: I sure did until they was upset with me. I'm like,
• 18:56
  Speaker 6: God damn, why start joking? You start fighting with him.
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: Did you see them comment.
• 19:02
  Speaker 6: This was mad at me about saying Mariah don't sing
• 19:05
  Speaker 6: live no more I didn't say Mariah couldn't sing that's
• 19:07
  Speaker 6: not what.
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: I said you would have thought I.
• 19:10
  Speaker 6: Said she couldn't sing Mariah can sing everybody knows Mariah can.
• 19:14
  Speaker 4: Sing y'all not real fans y'all not real fans cause
• 19:17
  Speaker 4: you had your phone out looking at bitch she got 175,000
• 19:19
  Speaker 4: songs the.
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: Fuck They was upset for a minute.
• 19:27
  Speaker 6: They told one of them to come. I need to
• 19:29
  Speaker 6: get rid of her. She's just mean.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: A bitch.
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: Jump up a rabbit's ass.
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: How about that?
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: And then maybe you'll find a hero. To come along
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: with the strength to carry on. Fuck it. Oh, what
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: a sweet day. And the girl was having a break,
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: break day.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: Mad at me.
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: I said, they was really upset with me. And at first,
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: I wasn't going to respond. I was like, oh, God,
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: these people.
• 19:55
  Speaker 6: Especially once I clicked on their pages and realized there's
• 19:57
  Speaker 6: a bunch of people with private pages, first of all.
• 19:59
  Speaker 6: It's always the ones with the private pages. They got
• 20:02
  Speaker 6: so much to fucking say or to buy. We can
• 20:04
  Speaker 6: tell you all about it.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: One person responded from his business page.
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: And I was like, now, didn't nobody say nothing to
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: you about your business? At all.
• 20:14
  Speaker 4: Do you want to talk crazy to people about a
• 20:16
  Speaker 4: celebrity you don't know from your business?
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: Like, I'm going to go on Yelp and leave a
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: bunch of bad reviews.
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: I'll pay.
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: Have we met? Leave me alone. Hey, and don't forget
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: to like and follow.
• 20:27
  Speaker 6: Hey, bitch, this is fucking jokes. Y'all are just too
• 20:31
  Speaker 6: serious on Beyonce's internet.
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: I would say.
• 20:35
  Speaker 6: You would never say this in front of D.
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: Mariah Carey. Sir, fuck you. I mean.
• 20:39
  Speaker 6: Don't get on Beyonce's internet and tell me what I
• 20:41
  Speaker 6: not can't do. D.
• 20:43
  Speaker 5: Mariah.
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: I like how they able to deal with D.
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: Mariah Carey.
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: I said, sir, she's not going to give you no pussy.
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: God, please.
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: I don't think you like that. You right. She's not
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: going to let you borrow her hair or her dresses
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: or none of that.
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: Fuck you.
• 21:08
  Speaker 6: He was upset with me oh my golly I just
• 21:12
  Speaker 6: said Mariah don't sing live the way she used to
• 21:15
  Speaker 6: never say Mariah cause.
• 21:16
  Speaker 12: You're saying I would never up those and there's somebody
• 21:19
  Speaker 12: in the car the.
• 21:21
  Speaker 4: One guy did say you were a jailer oh yeah
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: he did say you were a jailer he.
• 21:24
  Speaker 6: Did say that but didn't the nigga tag me and
• 21:27
  Speaker 6: talk about no the fuck I'm not.
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: Sir I didn't say that myself.
• 21:31
  Speaker 13: I think he just clicked on the wrong uh wanda
• 21:34
  Speaker 13: so wanda was in the comments.
• 21:36
  Speaker 6: Oh lord wanda wasn't playing baby wanda was she was
• 21:39
  Speaker 6: nice nasty i liked it.
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: But wanda responded to one person who came in with
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: with the um with with making commentary and was like
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: so um where did we say that where where was
• 21:51
  Speaker 4: this i was like i was like um read them
• 21:53
  Speaker 4: bitch Rhonda was like, I got you, Baldy.
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: She won't let me live, even when she not directed
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: her eye at me.
• 22:02
  Speaker 4: But she was like, so, but did anybody say that
• 22:05
  Speaker 4: they were lambs, that we were lambs, though?
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: Because we just listed our favorite camaraderie characters. You can't
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: be a true fan. You have to look at your phone. Okay, bitch, and?
• 22:13
  Speaker 6: Because if you don't go back over there and finish
• 22:16
  Speaker 6: making thirst trap videos and doing reviews of baddies, leave
• 22:19
  Speaker 6: me alone.
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: Come on oh give me some what is you doing
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: leave i don't bother nobody leave me alone.
• 22:29
  Speaker 4: You say nothing about nope nobody that was in the
• 22:31
  Speaker 4: things which i was in there real hot somebody who
• 22:33
  Speaker 4: don't know.
• 22:34
  Speaker 6: And then to the to the motherfucking who talk about
• 22:37
  Speaker 6: um uh uh what to say mariah topped uh whitney's
• 22:42
  Speaker 6: um what was it her her national anthem.
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: Performance or something um.
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: Go down.
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: First of all, Whitney ain't had nothing to do with
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: this conversation.
• 22:53
  Speaker 6: We do not play about Whitney Elizabeth Houston over here.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: Oh, somebody's been reading the gauge.
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: Yes! Welcome.
• 23:04
  Speaker 6: We don't play about Whitney over here. The original The Voice.
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: Don't do that. We don't play about Mariah no middle
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: name Carrie either. Right.
• 23:12
  Speaker 6: We like Mariah over here.
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: That's why we had the conversation, bitch.
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: And then, yo, what the fuck made you think I
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: was a J-Lo fan? Because how many times did I say?
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: He wasn't. He was just high. That's all it was.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: He wasn't just, you know.
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: What the fuck?
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: He had an edgeable. Right.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: Like, what? We got to trademark that.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: I like that.
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: The edgeable. You're welcome. But, anyway.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: How dare you?
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: How many times have y'all heard me on this motherfucker say,
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: fuck J-Lo?
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: I don't know her. I still don't know her. All
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: these years later, I still don't know her. God damn it.
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: Over here is called non-necessary foolishness.
• 23:53
  Speaker 4: You want to throw somebody trying to kidnap a woman
• 23:56
  Speaker 4: in Morocco, but y'all just coming at us.
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: Y'all should be talking about something different.
• 24:00
  Speaker 6: Y'all clearly don't know what I'm talking about. You should
• 24:02
  Speaker 6: be talking about another topic. Bitch, you should watch another podcast.
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: We the next. You come over here. And what did
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: Wanda say? Because in spite of all of that, Thanks
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: for the engagement. Thanks for the engagement.
• 24:12
  Speaker 6: Y'all just get on the podcast and talk about anything.
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: Really? You caught us. Thanks for the engagement. Bye. I
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: did block somebody because he got too disrespectful. Sorry, y'all.
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: That's the washing machine. I still got to do my duties.
• 24:30
  Speaker 4: The conversation we had, a clip that came out a
• 24:34
  Speaker 4: few days ago about Sock Shoe Shoe or Sock Shoe
• 24:37
  Speaker 4: Sock Shoe.
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: One guy responded and was.
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: Like, y'all having, y'all having these types of conversations on
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: these stupid ass conversations on a, on a podcast. And
• 24:46
  Speaker 4: I responded, yeah, thanks for the engagement. And then when
• 24:51
  Speaker 4: I went back to check the conversation later, the comment
• 24:53
  Speaker 4: was gone.
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: I was like, Oh, go touch grass. Go wash your ass.
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: How about that? Well, well, I mean, go brush your teeth.
• 25:03
  Speaker 14: Damn.
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: Take the cross out your eyeballs before you start fucking
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: with us. Leave us alone.
• 25:07
  Speaker 6: Dang.
• 25:07
  Speaker 4: All we do is three people who like to giggle.
• 25:15
  Speaker 6: So we like to come share the giggles with y'all.
• 25:20
  Speaker 6: If you don't like it, keep scrolling. There's 65 other
• 25:23
  Speaker 6: videos after ours that you may like.
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: Leave us alone. Because all we're doing is sharing our opinion.
• 25:29
  Speaker 5: Watch.
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: You're going to see us. Then you're going to scroll
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: five twerking videos.
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: See us again.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: Like, hey, bitch, we can't get rid of us.
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: See somebody fighting. Once we in your algorithm. See some
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: racist shit. See some true crimes, though.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: Here we go.
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: See somebody thirst trapping.
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: Hey.
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: And then here we come again. Surprise, surprise. Surprise, surprise.
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: What the fuck?
• 25:55
  Speaker 4: It's a feeling to get you right between the eyes.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: Good lord.
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: That was one way to describe getting into the shit.
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: Ew.
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: She just licked my foot. I thought you liked that.
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: Not the damn dog. What in the hillbilly hell is that?
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: I ain't never had no toes in my... So, it's
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: time for Question of the Week. You know, in the
• 26:24
  Speaker 4: Question of the Week, I scour the interwebs, read my
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: TikTok FYP, because where else would I look? I find
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: videos from the TikTok and save them in the WeChat
• 26:38
  Speaker 4: to pull up and read for y'all.
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: Y'all ready for Question of the Week? but also more
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: fire more fire oh what do you want to say
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: something I was, but I forgot. I lost my train
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: of thought. Okay. Tough question of the week. Y'all ready?
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: Light the head. Here you go. What's something your ex
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: still doesn't know that you did?
• 27:29
  Speaker 5: It's going to be a.
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: Fun one, y'all. Y'all ready?
• 27:42
  Speaker 6: Oh, shit.
• 27:47
  Speaker 4: What's something your ex still doesn't know that you did?
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: That's between me and his father.
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: Well.
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: Well.
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: Oh, and another thing.
• 28:03
  Speaker 6: Somebody said I always got something to eat or drink.
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: Well, here, bitch, I'm thirsty. That's why. Go there. Next.
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: Go ahead. Wonderful. Really quickly. Pretty much. Yeah.
• 28:11
  Speaker 4: So, y'all, in case y'all didn't know, because it's not
• 28:14
  Speaker 4: just Shauna, we all have Bring your bottle in.
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: We all have beverages. It's just me and A.A.
• 28:22
  Speaker 4: Ron's is outside the frame.
• 28:24
  Speaker 5: That's all.
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: And she's drinking water.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: It could be tequila.
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: It could be tequila. I need to deal with y'all, motherfucker.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: Not that yet.
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: But y'all, it's water.
• 28:33
  Speaker 6: We're just drinking water. You got to lubricate. That's why
• 28:44
  Speaker 6: some of y'all blowjobs up.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: I thought it was hydrate, but okay. Like, all right.
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: We going there?
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: All right, fuck it.
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: Since we're going, we there.
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: Well, we going to let you lubricate your mind. Like
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: the Tin Man on the beach.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: Slice them all in the name. Twice down my spine.
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: And let me lubricate. Rating. My money.
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: Next one.
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: Not the daddy, man. Not you to make him get stuck, son. Oh, sorry.
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: Go ahead. Oh, that was a brother. You know, that
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: was a guy.
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: Because a daddy walked in. Oh.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: Next one. Oh, no.
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: What's something your ex still doesn't know that you did? Well,
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: that's between me and the smortion clinic.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: Delete his fetus. Oh, shit, nigga.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: Now that shit get out. Oh, you gonna he whooping
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: your ass. Yeah. I don't know why.
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: I don't know why.
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm saying.
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: I don't know why.
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: That'd be the thing.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: That'd be the thing, yo. That'd be the thing. That'd
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: be the thing. The question that go over the ass
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: is like, will you kill my baby?
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: Boy, you ain't even want this baby. What baby?
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: That's the ironic shit, bro. Like, the nigga don't want
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: to be with her. Don't want to be with her.
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: They still want some kind of connection.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: Don't even want the baby. Like, don't even want the baby.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: But then as soon as she says she won't get
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: in the bullshit, it's like, you ain't.
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: Going to kill my baby. Well, I mean. It's either
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: you or the baby. How you want to do this?
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: One of them I'm not going to catch charges for.
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: at least in this state in this state.
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: It's like yo that's the crazy part yo that's the
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: niggas yo that's what them niggas get.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: Like big mad it's like yo you ain't even wanna
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: don't nigga you don't.
• 30:36
  Speaker 6: Want me and i'm not trying to be a single
• 30:38
  Speaker 6: mother so and i don't have no connection to you
• 30:40
  Speaker 6: if i don't have to right that's what i'm saying
• 30:43
  Speaker 6: doctor bring the vacuum.
• 30:44
  Speaker 12: In Three minutes is your choice, sir. I just want.
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: To be free. Free. Free.
• 31:05
  Speaker 4: No more babies in me.
• 31:09
  Speaker 5: Me.
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: Me. Me.
• 31:15
  Speaker 9: Oh, man.
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: That was a lot of balls of course. Motion clinic.
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: I'm going.
• 31:24
  Speaker 4: This fuck nigga don't want no more kids.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: It's crazy.
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: It's crazy.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: I'm going there.
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: He thought he was gonna trap me.
• 31:41
  Speaker 6: But I got another thing for him.
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: And now I get to be free.
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: Free.
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: No more babies. Free.
• 31:55
  Speaker 4: Ain't no fuck niggas babies in me.
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: I'm free. Free.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen.
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: It's on the Walmart soundtrack.
• 32:14
  Speaker 4: Finding the stores next to the Walmart employee Christmas album.
• 32:18
  Speaker 6: It's going to be in the bargain bin with Kid
• 32:22
  Speaker 6: and Play.
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: And Cephas and Reese. Oh, shit!
• 32:28
  Speaker 6: What was the character name that Jim Carrey played in
• 32:32
  Speaker 6: Lemon Color?
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: Venus DeMallo?
• 32:33
  Speaker 14: No.
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: It was a.
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: I can't remember. I cannot remember. But he used to
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: sing songs all the time. Oh, bitch, I thought you
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: were about to play. No, that was my medicine alarm.
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: What the fuck kind of jingle am I about to play?
• 32:57
  Speaker 4: What's something your ex still doesn't know that you did?
• 33:00
  Speaker 4: The three B's, my love. His boss, his brother, and
• 33:04
  Speaker 4: his best friend.
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: You was just getting that cootie cat. You was stitching
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: with your cootie cat. Word to Jocelyn. That's the only
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: one time you should listen to. Follow up comment. Somebody said,
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: go for the four, sis. It's barber.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: Oh, no. Baby, his headline gonna be fucked up.
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: Yo. Golly. That's, boy. He was playing out with the bogey.
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: That's who it was. He was out with the bogey. Oh, shit.
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: Yo, if she sleep with a barber, yo, that is like.
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: That nigga lying on me like this. He going to
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: have a Gumby.
• 33:47
  Speaker 4: Because you know Bobby Gumby was an accident.
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: You know, I saw your girl Keisha. You know, she
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: was here with a little brother, you know. Nigga, that
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: could you fall.
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: Look at her gum, man.
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: That girl can suck a bowling ball through a straw, man.
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: I mean, so I've been told. She hummed the Star
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: Spangled Banner on my nut.
• 34:06
  Speaker 6: I ain't never heard nothing like that beat ever in
• 34:09
  Speaker 6: my life.
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: What's up, bro? I haven't done that before. Next one.
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: I have done nothing.
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: I don't engage in such proclivities or activities.
• 34:32
  Speaker 6: You a liar!
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: That baby used to say T-words. He lying.
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: You said that shit.
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: You don't mean that shit. Proclivity. He lying. I have
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: the dictionary app on my phone. I don't know what
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: you're talking about. Oh, and he got a dictionary app
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: on his phone? Who doesn't have a dictionary app on
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: their phone?
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: Diction? He lying.
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: You got to make sure you're using.
• 34:52
  Speaker 4: I've been using big words, and I need to make
• 34:53
  Speaker 4: sure it's the right context.
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: Before I use it. Big words.
• 34:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm. Yeah.
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: You lying ass bitch. Dictionary.
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: Sponsored by T.I. You know T.I. I love him a
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: big word. I love hearing that Nick talk. What's something
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: your ex did? See the problem with your ass pimp.
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: What's something your ex did? Let's move to my past that.
• 35:26
  Speaker 8: Let's see.
• 35:29
  Speaker 4: I had consultations with all the best divorce attorneys in
• 35:31
  Speaker 4: the area, so they couldn't represent me.
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: As you should.
• 35:35
  Speaker 5: Mm-hmm.
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: Let them get a public defendant. Wait, what kind of consultations, bro?
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: Divorce consultations. Yeah, because if they already met with her,
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: it's a conflict of interest. Mm-hmm.
• 35:46
  Speaker 6: Even if she don't have him, they've already met with her,
• 35:49
  Speaker 6: which means she shared information with them, and so they
• 35:51
  Speaker 6: can't defend him because they won't be able to defend
• 35:53
  Speaker 6: him properly because they're going to use information that she
• 35:56
  Speaker 6: gave them.
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: That's actually smart. Very smart. Very, very smart. That's diabolical
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: as fuck. Reading. When I was going to go fight
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: for full custody, I thought about doing that.
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: But Joe, you got to imagine this nigga walking in.
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: She had a full list. Jacoby and Myers.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: Big Al. Juan LaFonta.
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: Stephen L.
• 36:27
  Speaker 6: Miles.
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: We talked about it.
• 36:29
  Speaker 6: What's the guy?
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: What's his name? Don't piss on my leg and tell
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: me it's raining. What's his name? I think his name
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: is Barry Glizer.
• 36:38
  Speaker 6: I've done the commercial with him.
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: Lily Jones. The guy that represents Eastern Motors.
• 36:46
  Speaker 6: The motherfucker that represented Shandane against Tommy.
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: Uh-huh. I think that's mostly everybody. Yeah, hold on. In
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: the area. Let's see. That's crazy as shit. I would
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: have never thought of that.
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: But I'm saying, nigga, that's diabolical as fuck, yo, because
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: all these motherfuckers you talking to, and then now you
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: imagine this nigga trying to find something.
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: I can't help it. It comes with the interest. It
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: comes with the interest. Like, nigga, oh, you know who
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: else's album is in the bin?
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: Sure.
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: Calhoun Tubbs. Thank you very much.
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: Uh, next one.
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: What's something your ex still doesn't know that you did?
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: Hmm.
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: I got my lick back. That's all that matters. Get
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: your lick back.
• 37:34
  Speaker 4: Nope. Nope.
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: I got my lick back too.
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: Really? Mm-hmm. Oh.
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: That's it.
• 37:48
  Speaker 9: Mm-hmm.
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: Care to explain?
• 37:54
  Speaker 6: I may or may not have had him shaking hands
• 37:56
  Speaker 6: with the nigga who phased out sliding across the day before.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: Hey!
• 38:02
  Speaker 5: Oh, well.
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: He went low.
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: I went to hell. What? It is what it is.
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: Let's move on to the next one, shall we?
• 38:22
  Speaker 5: What's with him?
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: No.
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 38:29
  Speaker 4: What's something your ex doesn't know that you did? That's
• 38:32
  Speaker 4: between me and his make account. He left link to
• 38:35
  Speaker 4: my Amazon after he cheated on me.
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: Damn. Well.
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: Oh, shit.
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: Probably should sign out all your accounts after you do
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: somebody dirty. Nigga, you probably said that. I'm going to
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: do some petty shit. I promise you. You probably said.
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: I don't even fuck up with my card. I mean,
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: it's my Amazon.
• 38:54
  Speaker 6: I'm going there and change your password and your fucking
• 38:57
  Speaker 6: email so you can't get back into your Netflix.
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: I'm playing with me.
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: But, Joe, it's like, because he got an Amazon account
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: and this nigga probably just ordered shit out of the random.
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: He's like.
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: When did I spend $ 4, 000 on an Amazon purse?
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: What the fuck?
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: When did I buy a pocket pussy and a jockstrap?
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: Why didn't I get any of this shit? at my notice.
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: That sounds like an eventful Friday to me. Add a
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: little gun oil in there. and we got a party.
• 39:26
  Speaker 8: And a little bit of Icy Eye.
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: I don't need my shit burning.
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: What the hell?
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: You confused that for STD. I don't... Now, Icy Eye,
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: my lord. That's how you lose feeling in your joints
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: and I don't need that.
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: That's... You said eventful.
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: I said eventful, nigga, not painful.
• 39:54
  Speaker 4: Hey. Because you try to use that shit as lube
• 39:59
  Speaker 4: and then it go in the hole.
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: Oh, wow.
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: Shut up, Brandon.
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: That's coming out. What's something your ex still doesn't know
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: that you did?
• 40:06
  Speaker 4: I helped his baby mama that he got pregnant while
• 40:10
  Speaker 4: we were married and I was deployed get full custody.
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: Wow. I like that. Wow. I like that.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: Well, That's crazy.
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: Right. Good job. That's crazy, bro. I don't know.
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: I think because it's like I'm a dad now. It's like, yo,
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: that's crazy.
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: You just took him. Well.
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: And I can't even be around him. I spend no time,
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: no real time with him to teach him nothing, man. Well,
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: in the.
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: Case of four-month-old DeQuindre, Tyrone, DeQuindre is related to your dynasty.
• 40:58
  Speaker 4: You are not the father.
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: Well, the fuck, bitch?
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: Oh, and that's enough. Oh, yeah, that's enough.
• 41:07
  Speaker 3: That's enough one that a nigga be ready to fight with.
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: I ain't the daddy. He's still my son. He's still
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: gonna be my son. No, he ain't.
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: See Maury and them don't tell you the.
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: Other side of that shit where nigga be like yo
• 41:26
  Speaker 3: that's still my son and then I do find out
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: that that's his kid and be like nah nigga that's
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: my son.
• 41:33
  Speaker 4: Well yikes yikes on bikes what's something your ex still
• 41:39
  Speaker 4: doesn't know that you did I.
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: Collect this fringe like the Avengers line up Jesus Now,
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: do you mean you just broke his friendships up or
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: you was hunching?
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: Because, you know.
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: I think she sound like Thanos. Had them all like
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: infinity stones.
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: And then they did that snap and their friendship never existed.
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: Well.
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: Damn. Because we got to stop. We do got to
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: stop using our cootie cats to get revenge, y'all. No.
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: But, I mean, I get it.
• 42:08
  Speaker 4: No, no, no.
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: But who's to say she even used them? You used them,
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: little cooch kitten.
• 42:14
  Speaker 4: I mean, to be honest, what she could have done
• 42:17
  Speaker 4: was set, like, set his, like, his friends up with, like,
• 42:22
  Speaker 4: a girl he hated or something.
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: No, not even that. You know how niggas just like, yo,
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: you just got to have, like, a nice.
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: Sister on your friendship.
• 42:29
  Speaker 6: I'm like, yeah, because he told me about that time
• 42:31
  Speaker 6: that you got burned by that girl. And he told
• 42:34
  Speaker 6: me about this. And he told me what your mama
• 42:36
  Speaker 6: did to you when you was younger. And he told
• 42:38
  Speaker 6: me about this. I didn't tell every goddamn thing.
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
• 42:41
  Speaker 4: You know, because that one time y'all was supposed to
• 42:43
  Speaker 4: go play basketball, right? But he actually stopped hanging out
• 42:46
  Speaker 4: with you to go out with his other friend that
• 42:48
  Speaker 4: you didn't like, that you told him was actually fucking
• 42:52
  Speaker 4: you over.
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: But that was his homeboy. Oh, and your high school
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: girlfriend who dumped you out of nowhere?
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: He was fucking her.
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that was him. He was fucking her. That's why
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: she did it.
• 43:02
  Speaker 4: So Ty let's get some coffee let's keep talking remember
• 43:05
  Speaker 4: that one time your car broke down like an hour
• 43:08
  Speaker 4: from home and he was like around the corner at
• 43:11
  Speaker 4: the bank and said he couldn't make it he was
• 43:13
  Speaker 4: at an appointment he was laid up with his sister.
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: He was maybe for three years he.
• 43:18
  Speaker 4: Was cheating on me with her what the fuck yo
• 43:22
  Speaker 4: and remember that one time your car got into the
• 43:24
  Speaker 4: accident you came back from out of town and your
• 43:27
  Speaker 4: car had a big ass dent on the side you
• 43:29
  Speaker 4: know that nigga got the spare key he drove it
• 43:32
  Speaker 4: and tried to.
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: Park it thinking you wouldn't know what the fuck damn.
• 43:36
  Speaker 8: Yo remember that one time remember that one time at
• 43:41
  Speaker 8: band camp remember that one time with your mother he
• 43:44
  Speaker 8: came to the house You know, for the family barbecue,
• 43:46
  Speaker 8: can we hear you talking to your mother for a while?
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: You need me to merge them up. I'm sorry. I
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: couldn't be with somebody else. I just found out this
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: all recently. I just found out last week.
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: I didn't know. I happened to find his journal. You know.
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: If you want proof. Can you imagine? Read it for yourself.
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: I'm not making this up. I have no reason to lie.
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: What do I gain from this? That's... You want to go?
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: Or you need to go talk to them?
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. She probably just started Jedi mind
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: tricking these niggas like that. News at 11.
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: Like, damn, bro.
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: She collected all them niggas like infinity stones and then
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: snapped them. You ain't never existed, bro.
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: They don't even fuck with you, yo. Remember that time
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: you got that STD in high school?
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: Damn. And then this bitch talk about some shit she
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: ain't even never seen, but she wasn't even a part of. Yeah.
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: The girl that gave it to you?
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: She got it from him.
• 44:50
  Speaker 14: That's, that's, that's political. You ain't hear this next part
• 44:53
  Speaker 14: from me, but I don't know. Remember the gay boy
• 45:01
  Speaker 14: Antonio that lived down the street from you? And your
• 45:06
  Speaker 14: friend kept coming down the.
• 45:09
  Speaker 4: Street to your house from that way even though he
• 45:11
  Speaker 4: lived the other direction across town? I ain't gonna say nothing,
• 45:16
  Speaker 4: but he made a little pitch. He made a little pitch.
• 45:20
  Speaker 5: He made a little pitch.
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: I mean, from what I heard, what.
• 45:23
  Speaker 4: He told me was a mouth was a mouth. You know,
• 45:26
  Speaker 4: he does like it. Like his balls jiggle. A man
• 45:30
  Speaker 4: knows a man's body.
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: Ah! Yeah, but, you know, I'm good with that information.
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: You know, I've dated bisexual men before. It's not really
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: a big thing.
• 45:41
  Speaker 4: For me, but he knows that, you know, he told
• 45:45
  Speaker 4: me that you and Antonio had a thing.
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: Oh, what?
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: You're straight?
• 45:48
  Speaker 4: Oh, shit.
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: That's not what he told me. He said you tried
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: to come up to him. He said you the one
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: that made him curious in the first place.
• 45:54
  Speaker 5: What the fuck?
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: What happened?
• 45:56
  Speaker 6: Oh, no.
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: So, wait, that's not true?
• 45:58
  Speaker 8: Y'all didn't, y'all didn't knock him down together?
• 46:01
  Speaker 14: No.
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: What?
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: And I whooped. Oh, wow. I mean, that's what he
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: told me. I mean, what? You know. Well, but you
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: didn't hear that from me. Well, I got to have
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: a nail appointment. So good to see you. Always a pleasure.
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: Always a pleasure.
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: Wait a minute, bitch.
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: Wait a minute, bitch.
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: Don't, don't, don't you just walk off.
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: Y'all just lay your shit on a nigga like that
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: and just be like, oh, I got a nail appointment.
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: No, we don't sit.
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: Down and talk.
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: We did talk.
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: No, no, bitch.
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: You won't tell me every motherfucking thing.
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: I just did. And then you won't say what you said.
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: I said, oh, wow.
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: And then what he said.
• 46:42
  Speaker 4: It's just so comfortable. He trusted me. He cheated to
• 46:46
  Speaker 4: me and lied. You know, he can't be trusted by anybody.
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: Now, I want to know your name, man. Remember that
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: parking ticket you got that one time? No, fuck that.
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: Why you say all that? Now, now, now, now, now, now.
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: Why you say all that? Now, I don't believe you.
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: Because you say he cheated a lot. I figured you
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: would say that.
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: Well, I mean, you don't have to believe me. But
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: what reason do I have? But you know me. You've
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: known me. You've known me longer than you've known him.
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: Why would I lie to you? Here's the login to
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: his iCloud. You can see the text messages for yourself.
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: Well, I wish you the best.
• 47:25
  Speaker 6: By the time he found out I'm the one that
• 47:27
  Speaker 6: told you I've been in two states and changed my
• 47:29
  Speaker 6: goddamn name.
• 47:30
  Speaker 4: But the fucked up part about this whole situation, brother,
• 47:32
  Speaker 4: is she could be totally lying.
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: She planted the seed. That's all you need to fuck
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: somebody up. That was too... It was too... Convincing. Detailed.
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: And something in there actually happened.
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: And I'll be hating that shit because you be watching
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: old TV and shit and then you be like, I mean,
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: but what if I'm not?
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: The world may never know. Next one.
• 48:00
  Speaker 4: What's something your ex still doesn't know that you did?
• 48:02
  Speaker 4: I scrubbed his toothbrush in the toilet before I left.
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: Well, then you got the cock mouth.
• 48:09
  Speaker 6: There's always shit coming out your mouth and shit going in.
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: Fuck you. Damn, y'all like shit. That's a way to
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: have a shitty day. Nope.
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: Next one.
• 48:37
  Speaker 4: What's something your ex still doesn't know that you did?
• 48:40
  Speaker 4: She logged into her Netflix on my TV that she
• 48:43
  Speaker 4: shared with her parents too and ended up making a profile.
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: Under our name.
• 48:47
  Speaker 4: When we split up and she moved out, I changed
• 48:49
  Speaker 4: my name to the one that got away.
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: And change my picture to me.
• 48:52
  Speaker 4: In another one.
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: That was Patty. I like Patty. Who's that bitch?
• 49:04
  Speaker 10: Who? That's a great thing to say. You're pretty dumb.
• 49:10
  Speaker 9: You don't want to tell your family. You just feel
• 49:13
  Speaker 9: like y'all broke up.
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: That's all mine.
• 49:16
  Speaker 6: That's what I hate myself off to this day. I'll
• 49:20
  Speaker 6: do everything The whole shebang bang no, no, that's insane details.
• 49:28
  Speaker 10: Yeah, oh yeah, oh my presentation is.
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: Next one.
• 49:39
  Speaker 4: What's something your ex still doesn't know that you did?
• 49:42
  Speaker 4: He always knew that I was attracted to black guys,
• 49:43
  Speaker 4: and that was his biggest insecurity.
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: As soon as I left him, I got with three.
• 49:51
  Speaker 4: Hey.
• 49:52
  Speaker 9: He said, I don't know.
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
• 49:55
  Speaker 10: I feel like that would be something.
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: Don't be using us to piss people off, man.
• 50:00
  Speaker 6: Because you was actually attracted to black men in the
• 50:02
  Speaker 6: first goddamn thing.
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: They're calm. They're calm.
• 50:14
  Speaker 6: Don't be fantasizing about this shit, folks.
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: Next one. What's something your ex still doesn't know that
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: you did?
• 50:28
  Speaker 4: I turned the Wi-Fi off when I can't even really
• 50:31
  Speaker 4: get into his video game.
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: That's some petty shit I did. In the middle of
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: GTA Online, you in the middle of a raid, and
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: all of a sudden, FUCKING WHITE SIZE OUT AGAIN!
• 50:42
  Speaker 5: SHIT!
• 50:42
  Speaker 6: Yo, I accidentally- You done got blowed up for some
• 50:44
  Speaker 6: more shit. I accidentally stepped on a surge protector and
• 50:47
  Speaker 6: turned all that shit off. Oh shit, I'm sorry, I tripped.
• 50:50
  Speaker 6: What if that nigga was playing for some bread, yo?
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: Well, I know. I know, I know. Your days.
• 50:57
  Speaker 13: Yo, he pranked me, that nigga pranked me, close to
• 51:01
  Speaker 13: getting like 25 bands, and then it's like, yo.
• 51:04
  Speaker 6: The light go off. You better go to DoorDash. I
• 51:08
  Speaker 6: hope they tip them big. Go out to the rich neighborhoods.
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: Damn.
• 51:13
  Speaker 4: What's something your ex still doesn't know that you did?
• 51:15
  Speaker 4: I was the one that signed him up for Scientology.
• 51:18
  Speaker 4: What the fuck?
• 51:22
  Speaker 6: I signed him up for Scientology, the Jehovah's Witnesses, the APS.
• 51:27
  Speaker 6: I had to put his name on the list.
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: That's the motherfucking sabbatical. I done all kinds of shit, though.
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: Signed him up in samples of Viagra.
• 51:42
  Speaker 10: It's a conflict of interest.
• 51:45
  Speaker 4: Because he's a part of 12 different religions.
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: Well, these spam numbers keep calling me. Are you ready
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: to hear about the Red of the Lord? Next one.
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: Are you ready for Jehovah's return?
• 52:03
  Speaker 6: What the fuck?
• 52:03
  Speaker 10: If you're not.
• 52:06
  Speaker 4: What's something your ex still doesn't know that you did?
• 52:09
  Speaker 4: When I finally told my dad that he put his
• 52:11
  Speaker 4: hands on me, my dad came and moved me out
• 52:13
  Speaker 4: in two hours. But not before I pissed in his
• 52:16
  Speaker 4: $ 300 Scottish whiskey and put it back on the shelf.
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: That's a little tart. That's a bad bag. Shit got
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: a little funky to it. I think that's the episode timing.
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: A bad batch.
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: What's something your ex still doesn't know that you did?
• 52:42
  Speaker 4: I've been using his gas room as soon as he
• 52:44
  Speaker 4: goes up a nice bounce.
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: That's too weird.
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: I almost get fouled off her game every time. 1-0-5-5-5-9-3-9-5.
• 52:55
  Speaker 4: You have a dollar and ten cents off per gallon.
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: Now that's some diabolical shit. Why the fuck you didn't
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: ever get no money off with the day it take?
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: I'm staying, John. He never got no deal.
• 53:25
  Speaker 4: I'm staying, John.
• 53:26
  Speaker 6: I'm never getting no money off. I'll be right at
• 53:28
  Speaker 6: the show like.
• 53:32
  Speaker 10: Ten cents off?
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: Nigga, I didn't go like five dollars for crushing this mother.
• 53:36
  Speaker 2: Why you got ten cents off?
• 53:39
  Speaker 9: Jesus.
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: Oh, have mercy, Lord. I sure did use the shit
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: on that nigga who was. Fifty cents off?
• 53:53
  Speaker 6: What's something your ex still doesn't know that.
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: You did?
• 54:02
  Speaker 13: What's something your ex still doesn't know that you did?
• 54:21
  Speaker 13: I hung out with his brother every time we broke up.
• 54:24
  Speaker 13: Flash forward, we are together now with two kids.
• 54:26
  Speaker 8: Oh, shit.
• 54:27
  Speaker 4: Tell him you want his last name to marry his brother.
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: Your brother-in-law, that's fine.
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: Well.
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: She kept her promise. She got your last name. It
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: wasn't from you. Oh, well. So cliche.
• 54:52
  Speaker 10: What?
• 54:53
  Speaker 6: Then you got to see me at all the family reunions.
• 54:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the family gets divided. Speaking of brothers, what's something
• 55:04
  Speaker 4: your ex still doesn't know that you did? That's between
• 55:06
  Speaker 4: me and his identical twin brother.
• 55:13
  Speaker 10: How do you know?
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: How do you know? I mean, look, I didn't cheat
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: on you.
• 55:22
  Speaker 10: Technically.
• 55:23
  Speaker 4: I mean, technically, no, because every time I was in
• 55:27
  Speaker 4: the throes of passion, it was with you.
• 55:29
  Speaker 2: I saw your face. Like, it was there every time.
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: You are the only face I've ever been to. And
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: that concludes question of the week. That's my kind of girl,
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: you know? Mm-hmm.
• 55:42
  Speaker 14: Mm-hmm.
• 55:43
  Speaker 9: Yeah, that one was good. It goes up there with
• 55:46
  Speaker 9: the Amazon shit. And it's like, yo, You got people
• 55:50
  Speaker 9: that know the information. Like, all the information.
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: I'm sending samples to y'all. Niagara, Cialis.
• 55:58
  Speaker 9: How would you.
• 56:03
  Speaker 2: Help them? They don't think you got a problem. No, baby.
• 56:06
  Speaker 2: And then... No, it's over. Geritol. Not Geritol.
• 56:13
  Speaker 6: Before we get to... The Q & A segment. We
• 56:16
  Speaker 6: want to take a little time and say rest in
• 56:18
  Speaker 6: peace to an absolute legend.
• 56:20
  Speaker 2: Who that? Mr.
• 56:21
  Speaker 6: Mike Wright, a.k.a. Eddie King Jr. All these years, I
• 56:26
  Speaker 6: thought his name was Eddie King. It was Eddie King.
• 56:29
  Speaker 6: But the way he said it, Kang.
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: Kang.
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: Rest in peace to a legend. No, he's like this.
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: That wasn't even his only role. I wish raindrops would fall.
• 56:44
  Speaker 6: Sugar Hill, Money Talks. This man was a legend. Our
• 56:51
  Speaker 6: condolences to his family. And I will be watching The
• 56:54
  Speaker 6: Five Puppies and Your Honor at some point this weekend
• 56:56
  Speaker 6: because it's one of my favorite movies anyway.
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: Is there a point? Is there a point? Okay.
• 57:03
  Speaker 6: By the time y'all see this, it would have been
• 57:07
  Speaker 6: a few weeks since it actually happened, but.
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: It happened the day before we recorded this episode. Yeah. Yeah. Uh-huh.
• 57:24
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: All right. All right.
• 57:29
  Speaker 7: Before we get started, if you have any questions, comments,
• 57:35
  Speaker 7: topic ideas, any events, any rants, or anything else that
• 57:39
  Speaker 7: you want to hear on this.
• 57:40
  Speaker 2: Handball case, let us know. Y'all got some movies y'all
• 57:45
  Speaker 2: want us to watch? TV show? Don't give us no
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: shit with like 92 seasons. Documentaries. We ain't done a
• 57:53
  Speaker 2: true crime episode in the round. I know I done
• 57:55
  Speaker 2: said that the last few episodes. We gon' find out
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: some true crime. Y'all think I might got a little something,
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: something for us. Or anything else you want to hear?
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: You want to vent? You want to rant? You want
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: to just talk to somebody, honey?
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: Reach out.
• 58:09
  Speaker 6: You can reach us via email. We are askwanderpawd at gmail.com.
• 58:12
  Speaker 6: That is A-S-K-W-A-N-D-A-P-O-D at gmail.com. We are all over Beyonce's internet.
• 58:21
  Speaker 6: On Blue Ivy's Wi-Fi. Ruby's IP address. Sir's main prank.
• 58:26
  Speaker 6: Jay-Z on the ad, man. Mama Tina at the back, baby.
• 58:29
  Speaker 2: Gumbo.
• 58:30
  Speaker 6: Advice to the designer, though, bitch. Baby, you ain't gonna
• 58:33
  Speaker 6: act like Mama Tina ain't been that girl.
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: She be different.
• 58:36
  Speaker 10: Miss Tina be busy, y'all.
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: Been that girl. Hair, outfits. It's more stuff.
• 58:40
  Speaker 6: You can't mind between me. Any salons is in the back.
• 58:44
  Speaker 2: On go.
• 58:46
  Speaker 11: My fellow cancer sister.
• 58:58
  Speaker 6: Let us know if you want to be anonymous, if
• 58:59
  Speaker 6: you want to use a pseudonym, if you want to
• 59:02
  Speaker 6: use first name, last initial, or vice versa.
• 59:06
  Speaker 2: Just your initials. If you want to be a superhero
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: this week, hey, if you identify as a tree, if
• 59:16
  Speaker 2: you identify as a teddy bear named Fluffington.
• 59:37
  Speaker 6: .
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: Joggers. Summer, spring, fall. Who going to check you, boo?
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: We are starting out on one of our favorite threads.
• 59:59
  Speaker 2: Our homegirl, Ms. Underscore Parker for real. Hey, Ms. Parker. Hey, Ms.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 4: Parker.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 6: Make sure if y'all not already following her, take your
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 6: ass over there.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 2: Follow, like, comment, and whatever else. Okay? Okay.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 6: This is one of her confession threads. It's not her confession.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 6: It's my secret. Cute, cute, cute ursha. Mm-hmm.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: Put that on everything. Because the tickets were reasonable, and
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: they come in a bowl.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 14: So, yeah.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 2: Anyway, confession. It starts right here. Here we go.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 6: My mother left everything to me. The house, the savings,
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 6: the car, everything. She told me to split it with
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 6: my sister. While going through my mom's personal items, I
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 6: found my sister's original birth certificate and a letter that
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 6: explained that my sister is actually my mom's niece. Her
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 6: mom died of an overdose. I just thought she was
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 6: my big sister. Apparently my sister doesn't know. Should I
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 6: keep all of the inheritance since she's not really my sister?
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 6: I feel like it's not fair to give her my
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 6: mom's money.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 2: Am I wrong for my feelings? Girl, fuck you. That's
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 2: not your place. Fuck you. That's not your place. Fuck you.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 2: Because you would have never known had you not found
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 2: that letter.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 6: And clearly your mother saw her as her daughter. She
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 6: raised her as such. And maybe she probably should have
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 6: left everything to her. Because she probably would have been
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 6: fair with it.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 4: Fair.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 9: Fair.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 2: Girl, jump up a rabbit's butt. See, money brings out
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 2: the evil in people.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 10: What?
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 6: Jump up a rabbit's butt?
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 2: Because, matter of fact, jump up a worm's ass. That's small.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: Because why would you do that to that girl? Clearly
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 2: your mother, and.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 6: I feel you seem like a petty bitch who won't
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 6: tell her that your mother wasn't really her mother and
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 6: that's not your fucking place.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 2: Now, do she deserve to know? Absolutely, but it's not
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 2: your place. Maybe your mother should have told her before
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 2: she went on to glory. But, yeah, she raised that
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 2: girl as her child. She told you to split it
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 2: with her, and that's what you should do. That's what
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 2: you should do. Because it sounds like you're only telling
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 2: her to be petty. Exactly. Or using it as a
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 2: justification to not give her money. Exactly.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: You dirty bitch.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 10: Could you hold it?
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 2: What do you mean, can you hold it?
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: Hey, hold it.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 6: Your mom should have put something legal in place, though.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 6: I will say that she should have put it in
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 6: the will or something like that.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 2: Maybe she died suddenly. Who knows? But this would have
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 2: killed all of that.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 4: One thing I would say you could do, if you
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 4: have a lick of sense, which you clearly know by
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 4: asking this question, opposing this question, give her her birth
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 4: certificate and the proof that you found and let her
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 4: do with it what she chooses.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 2: But the money should be split the way it is.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 2: She told you that it should be split. She raised her. Yeah.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 2: That's not your fucking place. You dirty bitch.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 6: And if I found out you did something like that
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 6: to me, I'd beat you down. I promise you I would.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 2: Well, make it so hard for you.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 4: If you found out information, the money was supposed to
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 4: be split, there is no one in place to be
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 4: asked to go to court and be probated, you'll probably
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 4: lose all the money you were in legal fees.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 6: I wish the mother would have put something in place
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 6: that said if you tried to fight the sister on
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 6: any damn thing, they ought to have made clear everything
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 6: what it was to the sister.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 2: And I feel your selfish ass without nothing. You the
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 2: dirty bitch.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 4: Please make sure you're offending. That's the thing. I think
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 4: we've done a couple of stories like this and Please
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 4: make sure your affairs are in order because that shows
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 4: you people and motivation.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 2: Money changes people and the people around you. That's what
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 2: I felt, man. You dirty bitch.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 10: I said it.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 2: Ain't get balled in. Ain't get balled in ass, man.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 2: You dirty bitch.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 4: Speaking of, so I heard an interesting story on the radio,
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 4: Tic Tac yesterday. Apparently, it was the Tic Tac, probably.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 4: Maybe it was the Instachat. Anywho, the way Shauna says it,
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 4: there was a woman somewhere down south. We might have
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 4: been South Carolina or North Carolina. Where she was in
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 4: a long-term relationship with a guy. I know what you're
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 4: talking about. But they were together for, I think, almost
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 4: 30 years. They never got married. He actually helped raise
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 4: her three children. From the time her youngest child was
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 4: maybe a year or two old. And her children are
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 4: now in their 30s. That was her life partner. She
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 4: bought a house in cash before they actually met. And
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 4: when she closed on the house, she added his name
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 4: to the deal. So he would have a place to
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 4: live and call his own. He passed from an illness.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 4: And the man's sister is now coming after the woman,
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 4: or she filed a lawsuit to force the woman to
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 4: sell the house so they can split the proceeds as
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 4: the sister is the executor of the man's estate. Because legally,
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 4: his name is on the deed and he owns half
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 4: of the property.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 2: Despite the fact that... Despite the fact that he....
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 4: According to the lady, she put the money up for
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 4: the house, but she showed proof that the money that
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 4: was the down payment for the house was solely from
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 4: her account. And he was added to the title or
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 4: the deed after the fact. Because his name was on
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 4: the deed, he and his estate now own 50% of
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 4: the house.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 2: And now she has to sell the house she's.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 4: Lived in for 30 plus years to split the proceeds
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 4: with his estate.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 2: I will sell the house to one of my kids
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 2: so I can keep it.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 4: That could work, but she would still have to split
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 4: the proceeds from the sale with the estate.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 6: At least she would still get to keep our house.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 6: I think that's dirty as fuck. That's why I don't
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 6: believe in putting nobody's name on a goddamn thing if
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 6: you're not legally married. We're not legally married. Most states
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 6: do not recognize common law. I know somebody that's been
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 6: together for about 34 years.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 6: Yeah, about 30, 40 years. Never got married, which I
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 6: thought was crazy. Didn't raise the family and everything. And
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 6: I just think there's something that needs to be put
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 6: in place.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 4: Maryland doesn't recognize common-law marriage, does it?
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 14: Nope.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 6: Nope, because my dad and my stepmother was together for
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 6: 20-something years before he died. But that woman got good
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 6: damn sense, and she didn't put his name on that house.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 6: That's her house, so she didn't have to go through
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 6: all the damage when my father passed away. And then
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 6: he had the sense to put her on one of
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 6: the insurance pilots. So they made sure each other was
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 6: freaking covered at the end of the day.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 2: But I don't blame them. But no, we ain't married.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 2: I'm not putting your name on a goddamn thing. I'm not.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 2: I'm not. Especially if you have children. Or like, depending on.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 6: Put the kid's name on something or something so your
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 6: children will be covered. But yeah, I don't... I don't... Nah. Nah, sis,
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 6: you should have never put... I understand that y'all together
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 6: all the time. I would not have put his name
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 6: on that deed. I'd have made him a lease or something.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, a sublease, yeah. But I would never put his
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 2: name on a deed.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 4: Because now she out of the house. She didn't spend
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 4: 30 years building equity. And let's say she bought the
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 4: house for $ 200, 000. Let's say like $ 200, 000 30 years ago.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 4: That house probably worth $ 600, 000, $ 700, 000 that you now have
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 4: to split with his estate.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 2: That's insane. And she was like, well, I pay all
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 2: the bills. He lived here.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 4: He contributed to, like, the cable bill and the lights.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 4: But I paid the mortgage because the house, I bought
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 4: the house.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 2: It's my house. But now you got to come up
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 2: off a hat. But that's the thing.
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  Speaker 4: Like you said, like, if y'all ain't legally married, protect
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 4: yourself and your assets.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 2: Like old times. All right.
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  Speaker 8: That's good.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 2: Moving over to one of Brandon's favorite grades.
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  Speaker 8: Bullshit.
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  Speaker 6: Six brown chicks, a.k.a. the six brown heifers, a.k.a. the smooth.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: Shit.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 6: My wife found out about my side chick and outside baby,
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 6: and she's trying to ruin my life. The more I apologize,
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 6: the angrier she gets, and she does petty shit to
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 6: hurt me.
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  Speaker 2: For example, she stole a concrete steps off my front porch.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 6: My wife and her brother, who's a builder, tore up
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 6: the concrete on my front porch and replaced the stairs
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 6: with fake stairs. Basically, porch steps printed on cardboard. I
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 6: came home late from work and I took a step
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 6: on the fake cardboard and I fell straight through and
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 6: twisted my ankle.
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  Speaker 2: I'm a security guard and I can't work now. I
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 2: can't even walk.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 6: She took me off her health insurance and I can't
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 6: get no physical therapy services. I want to make it
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 6: up to her so she can take care of me
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 6: like she used to.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 2: But she rejects me. Nigga, you don't want me to
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 2: touch it no more. That's what the fuck that is.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 7: Oh, shit.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 2: I hope somebody hit a ring camera. Remember, small takes
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 2: a ton.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 9: He was like, oh, oh, oh, shit!
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 2: You're lucky all you twisted was your ankle, bookie, but...
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 2: And your pride. You'll be able to go back to
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 2: work the same. It ain't that serious. Oh, shit. Nobody
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 2: need no therapy.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 6: Nobody need no physical therapy for no twisted ankle, bitch.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 6: You better go on YouTube and find some exercise to get.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 2: Your shit together. You better put a boot on and...
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 2: They printed some concrete on it.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 8: Oh, shit.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's funny. I like it. I liked it. Well,
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 2: first of all, how long was you working at Naples?
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 2: Were you working an 18-hour shift? Did Naples able to
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 2: come in, jackhammer, concrete steps? I mean, you'd be surprised.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 2: You'd be surprised.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 9: You'd be surprised how.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 6: They came soon as he left. That could be an
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 6: eight-hour job. So, depending on how big the steps were,
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 6: they took.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 2: Them out the door. And none of your neighbors was like, uh... Uh, Tony, they, uh,
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 2: they're taking your stuff, son. Yo, wait, no, I'm just, uh,
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 2: we don't have a place to live. You need to
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 2: work none of this stuff. Some famous department, mind it,
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 2: they probably don't like Tony-ass neither. Well, hey, uh... Okay.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 2: It was fucked up. It was funnier than me.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 4: Now you're limping around with a fucked-up ankle because you
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 4: have to step.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 2: What type of screen printing, uh, 3D printing did they
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 2: use to make the stuff look real? He said it
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 2: was dark outside.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 9: So yeah, he probably just looked like he just stepped
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 9: like he would he.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 2: Put that way all day they were straight No, no, no,
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 2: you know, this is great. No, this is great.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 9: So, you know, he probably tried to hop that bitch
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 9: real like Oh and hop them went straight.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 6: Oh He probably had to pee.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, i'm sure he did at that point just released.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: Oh shit.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 2: What's next? Stand on six branches. My former roommate, Abby,
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 2: dated Martin when we were in college. He moved on
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 2: to me. Martin wasn't the dog she used to.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 6: Martin wasn't the dog she used to complain about with me.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 6: He was a great boyfriend. When I proposed to him,
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 6: he waited a few days and eventually said yes. We
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 6: were unsure about the situation and I gave Abby an
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 6: invite to our wedding. Two days before the wedding, someone
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 6: sent a beautifully decorated wooden box engraved with our names.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 6: I opened the box and it was filled with bees.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 6: Bees stung my face, neck, and hands. I'm allergic to bees.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 6: My eyes and tongue were swollen. I spent my wedding
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 6: day in the ER. I know Abby did this, but I.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 2: Can't prove it. Also, she sent me flowers, so maybe
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 2: she didn't do it.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 6: Martin annulled everything and said he'll propose when he's ready.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 6: Does this mean he'll propose to me when he's ready
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 6: or did he just dump me? Baby, I think Martin
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 6: might have sent you them bees. I don't think Martin
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 6: wanted to marry you. Because it took him a couple
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 6: days to tell you yes. I don't think Martin, I
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 6: don't think, I don't know. Abby may have done, Abby
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 6: and Martin may have done it.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. It's nothing.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 4: I think she sent, I think she sent the bees
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 4: and that shit scared him to fuck.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 10: Straight.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 6: Don't be surprised if he ends up back with Abby.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 6: I wouldn't take his ass back. And if I did,
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 6: I would torture him.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 4: Because he knows the type of shit she's capable of.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 4: And that was probably of wanting to not just you,
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 4: but to him. And he was like, nah, I don't
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 4: want no smoke. If I got a peanut allergy, this
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 4: bitch will probably tape some peanut butter to my ass.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 2: While I'm asleep. While I'm asleep. She's going to slip
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 2: a peanut in my fucking mouth while I'm asleep. Looking
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 2: like you got the fucking mumps. Face just locked up.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 2: Locked the fuck up, dude.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 6: Lookin' like Martin after Tommy Hearns with his ass. That's
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 6: what your ass look like. That's what you get for
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 6: humping behind your friend, you nasty hussy.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 2: That's what you get. Nasty hussy. Man, you walk around
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 2: lookin' like Hitch with your stupid ass.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 8: Oh, well.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 10: That's what, I mean, that's.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 6: What Hitch is.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 10: Okay.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 2: Think I got one more for y'all.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 6: I think I'm going to go back over to our homegirl, Ms.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 2: Parker. I'll be sending Ms. Parker some truly diabolical stuff. Confession.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 2: I wanted this guy to nut in me.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 6: It's been years since I felt a man throbbing in
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 6: me in that way. So I told him I had
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 6: a hysterectomy years ago. Now I'm pregnant and I want
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 6: to keep it. My daughter just went to college last year.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 6: It's just me in the house and I'm so lonely.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 2: Do I cut him off and keep the baby?
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 6: Let him know that I'm pregnant if he doesn't want
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 6: my child, that he doesn't have to be a part
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 6: of it, but he won't have to pay child support.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 2: Ma'am, if you was lonely when your daughter went to college,
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 2: go buy a dog. A bearded dragon. Go pick up
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 2: a hobby. A cat. Some fish. Go back to school.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: A hobby.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 2: Learn how to knit. Or, or, or, here's a novel idea.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 2: Here's a novel idea. Go to fucking therapy.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: Dad. Well, I don't know.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 2: I mean, she's been raising another child for 18 years.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 2: Make beanies.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 4: Start gardening.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 2: Crochet.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 2: Start making scarves. Go blow some glass. Make some junkheads.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 2: You know, take up, you know, pottery or something. Go take...
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 2: Go take water, Robey.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 10: I witnessed this shit.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 2: That shit is funny.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 6: Baby, it's tedious, though. I did that shit in Jamaica.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 6: I went, I swam, I swam from the middle of
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 6: the pool after that to the swimming pool and got
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 6: me a drink.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 2: That shit wasn't no joke. Um, go, go, go do something.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 2: Go take a cooking class. Or two.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 10: From a person that witnessed this.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 2: Go join a meet-up group.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 10: No, it's not.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 6: Don't have another baby. My son just left for college.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 6: The last thing on my mind is having another.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 2: Baby and starting over. You sure? I'm good. Anyway.
• 1:15:21
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• 1:15:23
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• 1:15:28
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