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- Filthy P: I don't even realize I'm doing it. I can't even tell. ⁓ yeah, you're sorry. Hey, you know, the other day, Desiree was like, I was talking to my dad, and she was like, he was talking about the show, and he was like, Hey, do you know that? And I guess he told her, he's like, Your husband can be a dick sometimes. And I'm like, What? I'm like, wait, what? I'm like, what are you talking about? She's like, on the show, like the way he like sometimes the things he says, and I'm like, Wait, who said that? Desiree's dad. And so then I asked Desiree. I said, are you serious? Am I really a dick on there? She's like, she's like, yeah, I don't even think you know sometimes. Sometimes you say some things that are are dickish. I'm like, well, hey, y'all gotta point ⁓ out because to me, everything I'm saying is is, you know, peaches and herb. Everything is creamy, you know what I mean? Like beautiful. Yes, bro. But you know what? I think she's right. ⁓ I mean, you know what? I was listening back. Long drink. This is my new thing, it's sugar-free. My buddy who works for Budweiser, he was He's one of the distributors. What the hell? And so he was like, try this out. He brought him to me golfing one time. ⁓ bro, it's so good. It's like a seltzer, but it's not all sweet. It's not all bubbly. It's actually just tastes like a margarita. It says pineapple. And it's zero, zero sugar. But anyway, so I was re-watching and I was like, you know what? There are times where I I I mean, I guess it's being a dick. I'm trying to get under your skin or whoever's on. I'm trying to get under your skin with little shots. I was like, is that what you're talking about? Or are you talking about in the post edit? Because in the post edit, sometimes I could get a little dicky if I like make somebody laugh or you know, I make a sound effect, something like that. But she was like, nah, it's just the things you say sometimes that you don't I don't even think you know. And I'm like, ⁓ well then hey, you and Unknee, cause ⁓ my Unk said the same thing. Remember, I think you told me at the bowling, you're like, Hey bro, you're a dick on No, I don't remember what you said, bro. And it was like I was like, dude, this was a dick. I don't know how you said that. I don't know what it was. What did I say? I don't remember. Could it have been? I don't know, but you gotta point it out to me. It just give me a little like no thumbs down or flipped you off or a point or or something to to let me know like, hey man, you can be a dick again. But hey, guess what? Speaking of dicks you've been recording this whole time. Yeah. And speaking of dicks, since you this is all that's on your mind. ⁓ man, that that pre show chatter is and pre show chatter is good, but hey, that's that's that radio goal, but hey, and a new f new thing on the quickies, don't introduce it anymore. Don't be like and drop that intro. I'm just gonna drop it since we're just going fast and it's not really an intro, I'm just dropping that effect. Yeah. Yeah, there's no outline for this. Remember, I told you I I si it's like driving me crazy not doing outline, but I'm like you just you flipped the script as soon as you hit record. I turned it on. Hey, so so this is our quickie style, brother. This is our quickie. No intro needed. I'll I probably already dropped that intro after one of those lines that we were spewing back and forth. But ⁓ quickie like usual is just we go over the top subjects. I don't even know what's out there right now. I just popped up TMZ. Let's go over the top couple stories. Let's talk about it. See if we can relate. If we don't, hey, horrible show. Who cares? We move on. We move on. We move on to our main hitter on Wednesday night. But did you hear about this? Because I think you said you're a Clipper fan, right? Or you are a Kawhi Leonard fan. ⁓ that hey, that's for the next episode, 'cause I hate I hate the Clippers. ⁓ you hate the Clippers? I hate the Clippers. I told you. No, there's somebody somebody else in it. Okay, that's me too. But there was somebody else in that likes the Clippers. But ⁓ yeah, the Clippers are trash, trash organization, trash players, trash owner, trash new stadium, trash colors, trash everything. They're fake Lakers. They're wanna be Lakers. Why would you wanna be the little brother? Why would you wanna be the the black sheep of the the LA family? Why would you wanna even do any of that? Why don't those fools go to Minneapolis or Vegas? You know what? They need to go to like Santa Fe or something that. Yeah, somewhere far away where they get their own identity, their only team in town, and then they can thrive. They ain't gonna do it here. You know what mean? ⁓ but anyways, so Kawhi Leonard, you heard the story, right, that they got in trouble. So I guess they were they offered a contract to him. He got the full contract, by the way, but they said that his uncle, who's also like his low key manager, like if I ever make it big off the show and I have to hire you, they're like, Hey, we can't take it. We can't take your uncle under the table. We can't take your uncle as a sidekick, so I'll have to make you my transactions, bro. My manager, bro. Like entourage member, you'll be Ari. Ari Gold. But anyways, I guess this uncle told the Clippers, like, yeah, you know, that's great. You know, everybody's offering us the max, but if you really want us to sign with you guys, then you need to give me some some more money and ⁓ houses and sh under the table. So I guess the Clippers are like, Walmer has just gotten the team. They they were about to get Paul George. Kawhi Leonard I guess I'll resign also, but you have to get Paul George. So they're like, we got to make it happen. At the time, you're like, that that sounds pretty sharp, bro. Kawhi Leonard coming off a championship and ⁓ Paul George still kind of towards his prime, or at least at the very start or end of it. Yeah, he's still solid, right? So yeah, he was still a factor. He was still wanted. ⁓ so at that time it looked great. They ended up trading Paul George and like they could have had Shea. What is that? Shea, the the S G A. ⁓ that's that's what got that's what got them. Yeah, bro. That's what built that f freaking theater team. They they l they got like five first round picks from ⁓ from Paul George or like three first rounds and two swaps on either way, that's how they built their their super team that they have right now off the Clippers. But at the time, you everybody would have said, nah, it's not a bad deal. The Clippers need to be relevant. You're getting two semi superstars. But I guess so what they were doing to get around or to get around giving him more money is They had all the businesses that were tied in to the Clippers, like ⁓ what is this? I don't know. ⁓ who was the name of the arena, all the sponsors or whatever. Twit. Everybody that had was paying money to the Clippers, they told them, hey, you have to hire or you have to hire Kawhi Leonard and give him advertisements and give him two million dollars. And so they're like, you know, okay, of course they're gonna do it because they're in bed with the Clippers, right? So Basically he was hired for all these like jobs, advertising all that. He never did anything, but he was just paid under the table or the uncle was. And so now they got ⁓ he got suspended for like a year and fined like millions, and then they lost five or ten first round picks. So everyone's saying that that's it. They're gonna be wiped out f they're they're gonna be relevant. No one wants to go over there, they're not gonna have any draft picks, they're done. And now I just popped open TMD and it says that it looks like ⁓ the federal government is now investigating some who knows, Trump maybe sees an opportunity like, hey, maybe we can go buy them for pennies on the dollar. You have to sell them now. You know, because I can see him saying that, hey, you want the government to come down on you? No, you want to avoid penalties and us shutting you down? Then you sell the team to, you know, Ivanka or or Eric Trump or whatever. So ⁓ my first question to you is did you see that? What do you think of that? And ⁓ would you do ever that if the if ⁓ you came to you and said, Hey brother, hey, we you know what? We're we're not doing too well, but we want to pay you under the table or in free benefits. Would you be willing to work something like that, even though it's illegal, but hey, you s you still get your money. But you gotta get your money's worth, bro. ⁓ hey man, I I I don't I don't know. I I I'm not too familiar with the way these these ⁓ sports teams are run or ran. Because that homeboy is didn't he start like isn't he like the CEO of Microsoft or something? He was one of the original founders. That's how he got all the money. Yeah, he was one of the original founders. Like so he's the richest owner. He he did it to avoid paying like the luxury tax or something? No. He did it because it sounds like Kawhi pulls this. Maybe he's done it before. Kawhi came to him and said, We will sign with you guys for the max, but I still want more. I want more than the max. So I want you to pay us under the table, give me these but he had his uncle do it so that it's like he hey it wasn't me or whatever. So no, he was already getting the max. There was no more to give. It's like imagine LeBron James. He wants to sign with them. He comes and say, Hey, I'll sign with you guys and they're like, Okay, perfect. For the max, he's like, ⁓ the max, that's just a start. Like that's just how you get in the game. Now I want I know you guys are tight with whatever this company. I want you guys to have them sign me to an endorsement deal, another five million. I want you to you what I You start adding on because you want more, just greed, I guess. ⁓ no, he was already getting the ma the max was that was gonna that was the actual basketball salary, but he won he wanted more. I mean I get it, bro. You're in LA and you're it's it you're trying to be relevant and like you said, they're like the little brother of the of the Lakers. Yeah. But you gotta you just gotta you just gotta play the game, bro. Especially I there's eyes on everything nowadays. There's no slip ups, there's no little backdoor shady transactions that aren't gonna get come come out and get in the open. So you're saying that the balmer and the clippers should have, hey man, we want you, ⁓ we need you, but we're not gonna we're not gonna break the rules to get you. So if you have to but you know what? That balmer had just gotten in there. Maybe to him it's like, ⁓ that's how business is done. We do this all the time. You know, we do little kickbacks and do all that all the time. He's not he hadn't been a real he hadn't been an owner for a minute, so to it's like This is probably how business is run over here. Yeah, they're not gonna check the books. Yeah, and to ⁓ and to him it was like nothing. He was like, I'd rather just cut you a check myself, but obviously I can't. So yeah, so you're saying the clippers, even though they're dying to be relevant for once, you're saying they still should have taken. I'm gonna tell you like this, bro. Like the my one of my favorite sayings that the kids hear all the time, and basically anybody that'll listen, you're a master of your own disaster, bro. What was that from? This is it. What? What was that from? Master of your own disaster. I heard it I heard it from one of the one of my one of the guys that I came up with in the in at work. Yeah. He he kinda took me under his wing and that's what he would always tell He's like, Hey, you're a master of your own disaster, homeboy. And what do you mean? ⁓ yeah. You know, you it can either be non existent or it can be the worst disaster ever. You you know, it's all in your hands. True. Whatever you make of it. Like the outcome, huh? Like how it's handled or whatever. ⁓ no ⁓ Master of Disaster. I think that was one of Apollo Creed's nicknames. ⁓ yeah, yeah, Master of Like Rocky ⁓ one or two when they pr remember he had like a l a list of like ten names and one of ⁓ was Master of Disaster. The Master of Disaster. Yeah. You got enough nickname to get Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. He's like, Yeah, patience, patience. He's like, He's almost done. He's happy with But yeah, that's true. That is true. And it's almost kind of like, bro, I know you're probably thinking, like, you know, people have been down. You know, everybody's down on their luck every while every once in a while. And it's kinda like, ⁓ can I take the easy way out and do this? Kind of cheating the system, but ⁓ you know what, I'm gonna do it. Yeah, it might give you a little bit of short term relief, but how you're said, however you play it, eventually it's gonna come due and you're probably gonna make it worse than it is. You know, and is it don't you believe in karma? Like if you kinda do bad things, bad sh should come back and get you, at least it should. That's called karma. Let me ask you this. Ask away, homie. What do you what do you think what do you you think he did something? Or did he want to do something? What do you mean? Like Tom Boss like sex? Like he he got the worst punishment. Who did? ⁓ what's him, Balmer? ⁓ Balmer, yeah. Cause he was in charge. Yeah, he got he's he's banned for a year and then I think he got fined. And then Kawhi Leonard only got fined $700,000. Yeah, that was that wa he got away cheap because you know why? I have a feeling that Kawhi Leonard did everything through his uncle. And so his kind of defense was like, hey, my uncle did that on his own. That wasn't me. But everybody knows, come on. Like, yeah, maybe the uncle took a part of it, but you were getting some of that money. So I think it's just more like, we're just gonna find you that because you're guilty by association. We know you were you knew about it. Don't just throw it on your uncle. You know mean? ⁓ and then Ballmer. I they must have some proof that he su he knew you know knowingly signed off on it. And ⁓ and yeah, like if he did, then sh you need to be punished, you know what I mean? Like, bro, exactly. This ain't you know, this ain't the tech world where you can just go over here and shice people, you know what I mean? Like how those fools always try to get over on us, you know? Like, bro, no, we gotta you gotta play by the rules. Now have other owners probably cheated. Yeah, of course, but you're right. Nowadays it's hard to cheat and stuff like that. It was that one dude. If you ever go watch ⁓ Sports Center, that Pablo Torre used to be on ⁓ he always used to fill in on what was that? That Mike Wilbon and the remember that show where they talk, they would debate back and forth the sports. Pardon the interruption? Yeah, pardon PTI. He would come in there every once in a while. He was like the repla he's always a replacement. Pablo Torres ⁓ he was the one that just started the story. I don't know if somebody kind of snitched or whatever, but then he just started investigating, investigating and just find out more and more like, Damn these fools are crooked. And you know what, bro? I bet it happens even even crazier. It's where like if they were to start investigating every player and every team, you know how much they would find out. But it's just kind of like what you said. It's like, hey, nowadays, that's what happens, bro. There's just too much there's too many ways to get caught. You're gonna get caught. ⁓ everyone's always watching. Yeah. So I think Uncle Louie's advice is hey, don't take the shortcut in life. You know what I mean? Do the right thing. It might be a little bit longer. ⁓ look at that. I feel all warm and fuzzy inside. How about this? This doesn't make me feel yeah. Hey, no, yeah, cut that, cut that laugh. Because this one's this guy this ⁓ you're gonna regret laughing like this. This Connecticut father. so part of me feels bad because he's working in a strawberry farm. So I don't know if he doesn't look like a picker. He almost looks like he's a little bit Asian, maybe Asian Mexican, but so I'm hoping he wasn't like a farm worker and just had no one to watch his kid. He went to work. And left his kid in the car because he said his son was asleep and he had to go to work. So he took him, left him in the car, came back after work, and the kid was dead. So yeah, now how do you feel about about laughing? See, yeah, not funny, huh? So ⁓ my I I mean, I don't even have a question for you 'cause that's just horrible. I I was ask what would you ever do no, of course not, bro. Like, how do you think what do you think? Do you think there's any kind of explanation that n that semi not even justifies it, but like, all right, I get it. You're s you need still need to go to to prison for for manslaughter, but maybe not murder or maybe not, you know, like I get it. Maybe it was a mistake. Do you think there's anything that this guy can argue? Nah, I mean that's just that's just reckless, bro. I mean, I get it. You gotta go to work. I get it. Like, you know, pr pri like you got responsibilities and priorities, but let me cut in. What what if he's a single dad going through divorce? Remember you talked about earlier and you can't afford to go to court and lose cussing and all that, so maybe he's a single dad, he cat he has nobody to watch the kid, he has no money, he's paying alimony and child support and he has the kid this week and he's like, ⁓ I gotta go to I gotta go to work, but if I I get if I don't go to work, I'm gonna get fired, then I'm gonna lose custody. If I call her and say I don't have anybody watch my son, I'm gonna lose custody, I gotta take this homeboy to work. I can see a few things wrong with your with your argument. One was an argument. Why'd you paying child support if he's got custody of the kid? Two I thought you still why's he got custody of the kid? Where's the mom? ⁓ maybe the mom is gone. Maybe the mom got the mom, bro. Maybe the mom got deported and it's him by himself. There's no one else to watch. I'm just saying we don't know all their circumstances, but you're right. Should should he go to prison and for how long if you were judge and jury? I mean, does he got does he have other kids? I mean if if if it's his only kid and now the kid's dead, like yeah, throw the book at this guy. Like you gotta be you gotta be more more more responsible, bro. ⁓ You gotta keep you gotta keep an eye on these kids, bro. And it was his family's strawberry farm. There was no like place inside or like that you could take the kid. He said he left the air conditioner on for the kid. And what happened? The car ran out of gas or what? I bet you it wasn't a Tesla in in in it sounds like there's a lot of ⁓ loose ends. Remember remember you argued that last week? I don't know. We're we might be opening up a can of worms that we know nothing about. So he has been charged with risk of injury to a child, that's it, and may face additional charges. That's it. That's not that bad. I mean, I'm saying, man, see, that's tough because if he didn't mean to do that, that's the worst punishment you can ever have accidentally killing your kid. If he was just careless, like you're saying, and just like, ⁓ the kid'll be all right and didn't really give a crap. Okay, hey, throw this homeboy in jail for at least ten years and let him get that Italian treatment, if you know what I'm talking about. Stop doing the wink, fool. You've already got the edge. I was trying to give you like a hint. ⁓ is there anything that would possibly prevent you from sentencing him to prison time, uncle? Nah. Hell no. What's he gonna say? This homeboy, this homeboy's 47. So even if it was a mistake, 47-year-old father Kevin Pell allegedly left his sleeping one-year-old son in the clothes. Pickup truck. While he worked on the farm. Nah. Nah, throw the book at this guy, bro. I just hope that it wasn't something like he was just doing something like stupid and didn't even attend it. Like, you know what I mean? Like I hope it was actually what it seems like, which is just that guy's an idiot and need it. He was he was being risky, you know, knew the risks. I've even I've even heard like I like I I I think I heard a case where the mom left the kid asleep. So she go inside to like to the bar. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. That's different. That's like you could tell that chicks are drunk. And no no no. I'm saying she needs to go to jail. Yeah. If you're going to if you're going to party and you just leave your kid like ⁓ you know what I mean? That's what they said that ⁓ who's the one that that kill Lacey no not Lacey. The one that killed her daughter, remember, for so long and she was missing. ⁓ and then she was just partying and Yeah. In Florida. In Florida, yeah. I forgot what her name is, but that was that that's Casey? Casey Casey something, huh? Casey. Casey. You know who I'm talking about, right? Yeah. I thought it was Lacey, but no, that's that Lacey. Damn it, I don't remember her name. I can't remember her name either. But ⁓ Casey. Hey, would you ever date her if she came into town and she was like, Hey, I'm looking for a good uncle? Would you be like, hey, why don't you ⁓ come on over here? Knowing that what she possibly did Casey Anthony Casey Anthony. That's her name? Yeah, it's her name, yeah. ⁓ Yeah, I mean if I was single, I'd I'd give her a I'd I'd take her out. I'd take her. You wouldn't be scared? Well you would what happens if you follow Yeah, that's messed up, bro. All right. Okay, last year. You're you you're gonna say you'd make an honest woman of her or I feel like I like challenges in life and I feel like I could change her. I would I feel like I would give it a shot. I would have cameras all over I would have cameras all over the house, trust on that. ⁓ man. But the one thing I know about battle, huh? The nah the one thing I know about crazy chicks, crazy people, but crazy chicks is they are they're crazy they're crazy, but they're also crazy at they're crazy in bed. So it's like, you know. Hey, you're not gonna be able to have your cake and eat it too. You gotta have some like you're not gonna find that perfect one. Like, okay, so this chick maybe, maybe has a problem with killing kids. Maybe. You know what I mean? The jury came back, not enough info, so who am I to ⁓ disagree? I I thought w I thought with those kind of chicks, you'd you have your cake, but you have a possibility of getting shanked with the cut with the knife she cut it with. ⁓ yeah. No, you don't turn your back on. You give her a butter knife, homie. You don't allow any candles. You don't allow any ⁓ any knives in that house. Uncle, last story, last sorry. Let me let me tell you what happened to ⁓ one of your favorite players, Aaron Rodgers. You like that dude? ⁓ man, he's a dick, bro. ⁓ the homeboy that should have retired a long time ago? Yeah. So you know he was dating that chick. ⁓ I don't really know what she's from, Shaylene Woodley. I know she was in that sci-fi movie where they're all kids and they're like, remember, they're like, it's in the future. They're like fighting back. ⁓ and then she's gonna I'm gonna tell you I'm gonna ask you this. ⁓ go for it, go for it. Yeah. Did you not see Movie The Fault in Our Stars? Wait, what is it again? The Fault in Our in Our Stars. I think it's off of a book or something. Yeah, isn't it like the kids gay or whatever? Isn't that what that ⁓ was that popular kid right now? That Chalamet? No. ⁓ okay. I'm thinking of something like This is from like twenty fourteen. Okay. And what she's one of the And it stars her. Shailen, what's her name? Shailen Woodley. Woodley. Yeah. And she and she's dating a guy and they're both sick. Like like dying sick. ⁓ yeah. I don't like those type of movies. Too sad. Bro, it's like the one of the saddest movies I've ever seen, bro. I watched it with Cass. Cried, huh? Like a baby. Like a baby, dog. So you know her. So you know her. Yeah. Did you ever see that movie with ⁓ Who's that one remember that one time we did Hot or Not, that actor, and you were like, Yeah, I got I have to admit he's hot. ⁓ not Brad Pitt. The guy who's best f who's best friends with Brad Pitt? ⁓ me. ⁓ besides you. The other the threesome, Brad Pitt. ⁓ my gosh. He's an older guy now, but he's like ⁓ Clooney. Clooney, Clooney. Yeah. So did you ever see that movie with Clooney where it takes place in Hawaii, the wife dies, she was cheating on him. So he has to go and like start telling everybody that she's dying. The daughter she's one of the daughters. She's off to college and she's just like an out of control girl kid. And then ⁓ he the dude at ⁓ Clooney ends finding out the wife was cheating on him. So him and the daughter trying to find out the guy who was cheating. It's like a whole thing. And then it's ⁓ he's there, right? They're yeah, yeah. And then in the end it brings them all together, like the the dad and the two daughters, you know, even though the mom has it died and passed away, like You could tell like, ⁓ they're gonna be okay now because they're closer together. Like I don't think they were that close before and now they are. But anyways, it was a good movie. It was like in Hawaii. I forgot what it was. ⁓ it's called The Descendants. Really good movie, bro. Really, really good movie. It's called the what? The Descendants. Like your descendants. You descended. awesome movie. Awesome movie. Anyways, she's the older daughter. But other than that, I I I've just seen her like around some. Anyways, you know she was ⁓ dating your boy Aaron Rodgers, right? Like five years ago. And they were they were engaged. So I guess he just went on a podcast. Now he's married all this, been years, but he went on a podcast and they were asking, like, hey, whatever happened with you and that chick? Like what, you know, why'd you guys ⁓ split up or whatnot? And he said that she, right before they were about to tie the knot and get married, they had been engaged, that she told him, Hey, I need to there's something I need to do before we get married. I to go f this guy. And he was like, What the f She was like, I sorry, this is one of the things I have to do before we get married. And I guess that was like the main reason why he like, No. So it was a deal breaker for him. So my question to you is if you had proposed to Laura, you guys are going good, the wedding's in Hawaii, you guys already have kids, right? You guys already had Nick, I think, or you had both? Both of them. You had both of them. So you already got kids, you're already living together, you're all this, but then she tells you, Yeah, I'm I can't wait to get ⁓ married in Hawaii but before I gotta go bang My high school sweetheart, one more time. Just one more. Get out of my system. One more time, get out of my system. And then after that, it's all you, baby. Are you like, okay, I'm cool with that? Or are you like, no, absolutely not? That's a non starter. Or are you like, I'm open to negotiations? ⁓ no, bro, not no negotiations. I'm not open at all. Shoot. What do you mean? Wait. Rack it up. Wait, what if she tells you you can also go back and you can have whatever you want one night? One night only. Bro, that's entrapment, dawg. That's damn Hey, I was I was born at night, but it wasn't last night, homeboy. Hell no. Hey, did you ever see that movie The Proposal with ⁓ Demi Moore, Woody Harrelson? Yeah. Okay, what about that? I've done that. you got the million or that your chick you were with got the million? In my no in my in my younger days I would always give all the all the strippers strippers a proposal. Hey And they never took it. ⁓ sh that's too bad. Sorry about that. sorry about that. Yeah. ⁓ wait, what was I asking? You were ⁓ remember one one more one more fling before you get ⁓ yeah yeah so you're off so that to you is always off limits. That's out the door, bro. Come on. Okay. If that if they if that needs to happen, why the hell are you getting married? Cause she told them it was she just that was her last thing. Like, don't you have like before you're gonna do something, don't you usually have checklists? I like to knock that up. Like that was one on the checklist. I thought I'm going on a camping trip, bro. Don't forget your bug spray. Bug spray. And side piece. All right. Okay. Okay. Come on, bro. All right. Hey, I because again, of course, that's what I feel like too. Yeah, of course, that's off limits. But I don't know. You're very progressive. I no, I don't know how everybody else operates, so I don't know what operates in that. I know what operates in this Aguilar household. I don't know what operates in that Aguilar household. You what I mean? Everybody has their own house rules. So Hey, so then that that's how they broke up. That's what he says. So he said the NFL aired some dirty laundry about his former fiance on his teammate Cam Hayward's podcast. ⁓ the way the star the way the Steeler star tells it, he popped the question in December, but by March she had already ditched the ring, she wasn't wearing it. Then he claims that they try to reconcile, but it just never worked. And she told him point blank that, sorry, I just don't want to be with you. So it sounded like she was trying to get out of it. So she was like, hey, bro, I gotta bang some other dude. And he was like, ⁓ all right. Then so she was like, damn it, that didn't work. So then she's like Here, I don't want to I'm gonna stop wearing the ring. And he's like, why are you wearing the ring? ⁓ sh I better just tell him. Hey, I don't want to be with you. It sounds like she just didn't want to be with that fool because he's crazy. Hey, who would want to be with that fool? He's a f he's a nothing lame, bro. Yeah, he's a he's a and he's a weirdo. And he's is he looks like a he's just a dick. You know what I mean? So ⁓ do you like that little Shaylene Whidley? ⁓ you know what? The last time I saw her, she had short hair. okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Okay, and ⁓ guess what? We'll leave it on that. We'll leave it on that. We're not a fan of short hair. Chicks, you hear that? Damn, watch now all the chicks are gonna go out and get short hair. Whatever we don't like, it's usually what becomes popular. But Uncle. ⁓ Uncle, guess what? That's it. Just like that, it's over, quick and easy. Remember back when you're we used to get a shot when you were a kid and your parents were like, you were crying, you were like, No, no. And your parents are like, It's gonna be over in two minutes Look at that. Painless, over, you're still smiling, we got you in a good mood. We got through our quickie and now a little prelude to what's to come. Hey, what are we doing? ⁓ Things I hate. And I know you're people are thinking like, ⁓ these two old effing haters. No, bro, chill. We're not saying all that. Cause as a kid I used to hate a bunch of stuff. So this is just stuff that irks you, stuff that annoys you. Slow drivers on the daily ⁓ blind dates. I mean, just think of stuff that you don't like. It could be a a daily thing, like somebody not holding the door for you or cutting you off or trying to cheat you out of money. Or trying to swindle you or it could be annoying call. I mean, hey, I'm gonna stop right there because I'm I'm getting way too annoying. I'm getting worked up. That's the next show. ⁓ it's probably gonna be some sparks, it's probably gonna be some debates, and there's probably gonna be a lot of agreement. Because I think we've both got a little bit of that Aguilar anger in us, huh? We're about to show it on that next one. So anyways, ⁓ thank you. Appreciate you for this quickie, and ⁓ let's get out of here, bro. Let's get to the main meal, bro. Let's get to that main meal.