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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show January 16th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: Is it.
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  Speaker 2: Due to the graphic nature of his broken listener, discretion
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  Speaker 2: is advised.
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  Speaker 3: The Woody Show that this is the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 4: Insensitivity Training.
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  Speaker 3: Class is now in session.
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  Speaker 5: A good more than everybody. Today is January the sixteenth,
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  Speaker 5: twenty twenty six, and today is Friday. Here. I mean
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  Speaker 5: I don't have the same kind of Friday energy today
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  Speaker 5: that I normally do, just because it's going to be
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  Speaker 5: a busy weekend. Yeah, I'm which, well let explain here
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  Speaker 5: in a second. But were welcome here, Thank you for
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  Speaker 5: being here. I'm moddy. That's great, gory. Hey Loody, we
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  Speaker 5: got Menace. What's up?
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  Speaker 6: Hi?
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  Speaker 5: Sea Bass is here, We've got Sammy Morgan, Dumbass Tyler
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  Speaker 5: is here, vonn Our video producer. We got bored, we
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  Speaker 5: got Menji. Let's get this Friday out of the west,
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  Speaker 5: all right. Well, now it's official and again just our
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  Speaker 5: job here is to get through this little part of
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  Speaker 5: the day and officially into the weekend. And if you
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  Speaker 5: want to check in with us, you can do that
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  Speaker 5: a couple different ways. Phones are always open for you
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  Speaker 5: at eight seven seven forty four. Friday check in is
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  Speaker 5: on the text over to two to nine eight seven
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  Speaker 5: play a dumb ass contest for you today. Got the
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  Speaker 5: duy q some Friday dad jokes maybe, Okay, I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: I mean Sea Bass has been begging for that love
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  Speaker 5: every day Friday. Yeah, the Fale story, Yes, and more
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  Speaker 5: coming up for you today here on the Woodies Show.
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  Speaker 5: And yeah, man, it's a busy weekend, big event that
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  Speaker 5: we're hosting this weekend. It's called Alter Ego, What Green Day,
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  Speaker 5: twenty one Pilots, Cage, the Elephants, Sublime, Good Charlotte all
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  Speaker 5: on one lineup, and we're hosting the show. Yeah. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: it's been sold out since the minute it went on sale.
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  Speaker 5: But it's gonna be very busy and so we are
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  Speaker 5: hosting and that's going to be happening tomorrow night. If
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  Speaker 5: you want to follow us on social media, we'll have
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  Speaker 5: a lot of stuff on our social media from all
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  Speaker 5: the backstage stuff and all the things that we're doing
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  Speaker 5: if you want to be a part of that. But yeah, so,
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  Speaker 5: I mean, and you know who also doesn't have the
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  Speaker 5: same Friday energy today, Greg Gorey. You seem you seem irritated.
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  Speaker 7: I'm frustrated. I need Gina to back me up on
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  Speaker 7: this because you witnessed it. You experienced it because of
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  Speaker 7: alter ego.
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  Speaker 5: And normally Greg on a Friday, it's just like, did
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  Speaker 5: not be around us.
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  Speaker 7: But in this goddamn app world that we live in,
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  Speaker 7: everything that is attached to alter ego is app based.
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  Speaker 7: All right, it's all you know, parking, Well, you're going
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  Speaker 7: to download the app and blah blah blah. I'll deal
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  Speaker 7: with that when the time comes, because I don't have
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  Speaker 7: the patience for it right nowwidth don't have the.
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  Speaker 5: Bandwidth for that.
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  Speaker 7: And so then the tickets, because you know, they say, oh,
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  Speaker 7: the tickets are going to be in the app. So
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  Speaker 7: I go to the app and it says you have
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  Speaker 7: four tickets waiting for you except to take them. I said, great,
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  Speaker 7: I'm gonna accept. Okay, good, And now what? So I
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  Speaker 7: go to the thing that says tickets. There's a little
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  Speaker 7: picture of a ticket stub. How many tickets do you
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  Speaker 7: have in here? Zero? What are events do you have upcoming? Zero?
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  Speaker 7: What you told me I have tickets in here? I
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  Speaker 7: hit accept and then you go to tickets zero. Then
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  Speaker 7: there's a huge refresh button. I think you guys already
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  Speaker 7: do there's a big refresh button. You push it but
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  Speaker 7: nothing happens. Nothing happens. So then I thought, all right, well,
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  Speaker 7: what if I just close it and reopen it. No,
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  Speaker 7: you have nothing waiting, nothing waiting minutes. Wait, go ahead,
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  Speaker 7: and to them, you have the wrong email logged in. Nope, Nope,
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  Speaker 7: it was the proper email really everything for your for
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  Speaker 7: your ticket account. Everything was proper.
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  Speaker 8: And then the email that was sent to you with
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  Speaker 8: the tickets was the same email everything.
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  Speaker 5: Because you know, because when I when I get that link,
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  Speaker 5: I click it and I just had to put my password.
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  Speaker 5: It doesn't take me to the app. It just takes
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  Speaker 5: me like where I can log in and I save
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  Speaker 5: it right to my Apple wallet. I save all the
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  Speaker 5: tickets right to the Apple wall and then from there
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  Speaker 5: I can do anything I want.
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  Speaker 7: With Well, that's the problem. I couldn't even access them.
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  Speaker 7: So then I says, like, there's a help button, so
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  Speaker 7: I go on that talk to some students. That's the
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  Speaker 7: other mistake. What am I supposed to do? I have
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  Speaker 7: no tickets because that never helps. We'll help you, will
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  Speaker 7: It kind of helped because it said what you should
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  Speaker 7: do is uninstall the app, delete all the info, restart this,
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  Speaker 7: restart that. So I do all that and it finally works,
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  Speaker 7: but of course it didn't work at first. So then
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  Speaker 7: I come in and I bitch and moaned to Gina
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  Speaker 7: this morning, these damn apps. Why is everything on an
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  Speaker 7: app sucks?
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  Speaker 9: I hate it?
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  Speaker 7: And then I tell Gina and she said, let me try,
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  Speaker 7: let me try. And what happened, Gina?
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  Speaker 3: Oh?
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  Speaker 10: So it said I had no events and no tickets
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  Speaker 10: coming up. I clicked on it refreshed, was a fake button?
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  Speaker 6: Didn't work?
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  Speaker 5: But why would you go to the second dumbest technical person.
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  Speaker 5: I didn't tell you, That's what's said. All right, I'm
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  Speaker 5: just I'm just like if.
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  Speaker 10: I uninstalled the app, I brought it back and suddenly
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  Speaker 10: there was stuff there, but it wasn't there because.
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  Speaker 5: You guys put them in there. Whatever, you know what
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  Speaker 5: yourself that if it makes you feel that, I'm supposed
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  Speaker 5: to be making him feel worse, and then you're asking
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  Speaker 5: why does this happen to you? Guys, we would love
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  Speaker 5: to know.
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  Speaker 10: Check out the email and that is you can see
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  Speaker 10: it from here. That's the one, that's the one they got.
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  Speaker 10: That's my main one.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, nothing to do with the email.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, interesting, And then bought your tickets.
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  Speaker 5: That is interesting.
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  Speaker 7: I agree.
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  Speaker 5: It only happened to me, and that's my question. Now,
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  Speaker 5: I'm not saying anything else other than it is. It
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  Speaker 5: is funny at this point to me, it's funny. I
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  Speaker 5: know you're very annoyed.
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  Speaker 7: I'm pissed because then later today we're gonna have to
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  Speaker 7: do with this goddamn parking app.
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  Speaker 1: That I'm scared of.
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  Speaker 7: Like it's so annoying.
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  Speaker 1: I agree, the apps are annoying and they only cause problems.
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  Speaker 7: It has to be.
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  Speaker 1: It has to be bad for the employees too, because
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  Speaker 1: you know, they get people, You get people showing up.
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  Speaker 5: They they who haven't even tried it yet, and so
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  Speaker 5: they're trying to pull it up as they're pulling up
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  Speaker 5: to a venue where there was a.
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  Speaker 7: Show recently where everybody needed their own app. What if
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  Speaker 7: you brought your nine year old kid doesn't even have
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  Speaker 7: a phone. Sorry, you got to have a phone. You
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  Speaker 7: got to have the app, agreed, It's just it's so annoying.
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  Speaker 11: Greg, you said you're gonna worry about the parking app later.
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  Speaker 11: It's said in our email, don't leave this for later.
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  Speaker 5: I figure it out now.
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  Speaker 7: But you're supposed to You're supposed to get the email first.
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  Speaker 1: Then get the app, Okay, I just want to make
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  Speaker 1: sure you row.
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  Speaker 5: Right, because that's that's you know. The first thing with
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  Speaker 5: the ticketing apps is that they got the email saying
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  Speaker 5: that you have tickets available, got sent to the you know,
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  Speaker 5: an email that wasn't associated with your that's usually. And
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  Speaker 5: then the other thing is a lot of people don't
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  Speaker 5: have apps automatically set up to update, and so you
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  Speaker 5: have to go to the app store, like right now,
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  Speaker 5: how many I got? There are eighty apps that need
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  Speaker 5: to be updated?
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  Speaker 6: But why is that on us?
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  Speaker 9: What do you mean?
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  Speaker 10: Why is it like like, oh, sorry, nothing works because
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  Speaker 10: you have to update this Like it's the same app,
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  Speaker 10: it's the same website.
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  Speaker 6: Why can't it just have the thing?
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  Speaker 5: Because sometimes I'm saying sometimes there's bugs in them and
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  Speaker 5: what you know, and so not going I update all so.
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  Speaker 7: And then when the apps have that refreshed button, it
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  Speaker 7: was a huge refreshed didn't didn't do it thing?
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, and I'll say that happened to me too, and
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  Speaker 12: the tickets didn't pop and then I just closed the app.
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  Speaker 11: And went back three minutes later and.
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  Speaker 6: It was there. You never know.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, see, that's that's always you know, you sign up
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  Speaker 5: for whatever it is tech support And what's the first
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  Speaker 5: thing to tell you to do power cycle? Yeah, I
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  Speaker 5: completely disconnect from I know, like whatever it is that
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  Speaker 5: you bought. We'll just make sure, Yeah, just make sure
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  Speaker 5: that you've completely unplugged it, even from the thirty seconds
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  Speaker 5: plug it back in.
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  Speaker 1: At some at some point there will be some kind
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  Speaker 1: of internal problem where a big event will have nobody
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  Speaker 1: that can get get in and then this will be
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  Speaker 1: but we're not nobody's gonna do anything about it until
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  Speaker 1: like no one can go.
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  Speaker 6: To the store than just being Greg.
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  Speaker 5: But it's not just digital stuff. Greg's also mad about
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  Speaker 5: the mail. Well it's so stupid.
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  Speaker 7: So Chris, like a month before Christmas, Mario got me
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  Speaker 7: these ug stamps. They were slippers, right cue, because I
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  Speaker 7: want I wanted them. They get sent to It took
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  Speaker 7: about a month and then he's fought tracking this package,
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  Speaker 7: right and it says, hey, good news, they are in
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  Speaker 7: this town that's about twenty miles from where we live,
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  Speaker 7: so they'll probably be here later today, maybe even tomorrow.
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  Speaker 7: Then he gets a notification, Yeah, they've been sent to
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  Speaker 7: New York City. Then from New York City they got
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  Speaker 7: sent to like Canada, and then from Canada they got
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  Speaker 7: sent to some other part of the country. A month later,
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  Speaker 7: another month goes by and they finally arrived. Like, maybe
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  Speaker 7: be more efficient. Why are you sending them a cross
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  Speaker 7: country cross country down country, up country down for the miles, right,
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  Speaker 7: I guess so, so those slippers have a lot of
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  Speaker 7: frequent flyer mile just so stupid, Like everything is just
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  Speaker 7: really dude, I'm so short.
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  Speaker 5: It's Friday, dog. I know. The thing is, I say,
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  Speaker 5: a lot of people, a lot of people are not
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  Speaker 5: allowed to drink on the job.
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  Speaker 7: We can, right, we can? Yeah, we can. I know
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  Speaker 7: we have a boxing round.
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  Speaker 5: I think I have something in my in the but
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  Speaker 5: I was even thinking, like at the event, like the event,
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  Speaker 5: like everybody's walking around holding drinks, like we're doing stuff
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  Speaker 5: for interviewing bands and doing stage announcements and you know,
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  Speaker 5: the broadcast and all that kind of stuff. But yeah,
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  Speaker 5: you're allowed to have like for the most part, you know,
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  Speaker 5: I usually have like a tequila and soda going and yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Usually at these events, I'll have maybe two beers and
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  Speaker 7: that's it. Yeah, gotta be about yet.
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  Speaker 5: Like usually like the busiest part of my schedule is
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  Speaker 5: the beginning part and then once I know I can
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  Speaker 5: cruise through the end, get over the hump. Yeah yeah,
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  Speaker 5: then and then it's tequila time.
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  Speaker 7: You know that, right, I gotta go start talking.
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  Speaker 5: We gotta turn this frown of Greg's upside down. Oh
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  Speaker 5: you did even talk about your paycheck too? Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 5: paycheck got messed up in mine too, So yeah, because.
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  Speaker 7: Ered the wrong email. Man, I thought I got some
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  Speaker 7: sort of massive pay cut, to the point where I
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  Speaker 7: reached out to the business department and I thought they
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  Speaker 7: would say, oh, it's normal.
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  Speaker 5: What did they say it was? They didn't. They were
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  Speaker 5: very vague.
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  Speaker 7: We see what happened. We will fix it. You can
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  Speaker 7: expect retro paid later.
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  Speaker 5: They got Greg pays attention because I wouldn't even notice this.
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  Speaker 7: You would have noticed because I thought I'm gonna have
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  Speaker 7: to go to more, going to borrow some money.
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  Speaker 5: It was that I locked in. I was like, ah,
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  Speaker 5: that's kind of low. But whatever, we don't we don't
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  Speaker 5: have time to get to it right now. Remind me
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  Speaker 5: we'll come back to this because I have I have
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  Speaker 5: a conspiracy theory. Oh, I've got a conspiracy theory on us. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: but we have we have a couple of other things.
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  Speaker 5: We gotta do. We definitely got to get that Friday
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  Speaker 5: vibe for Greg going back again. So you know, if
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  Speaker 5: you want to send some funny stuff that do you
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  Speaker 5: think of make Greg chuckle? Do that. Check in on
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  Speaker 5: the text over to two two nine eight seven. We'll
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  Speaker 5: take a quick break. We'll come back more what he
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  Speaker 5: Before we jump into the birthdays and the Port of Birthday,
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  Speaker 5: A couple of things out of the world of entertainment.
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  Speaker 5: Metallica it's putting the final touches on a deal for
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  Speaker 5: a residency at the Sphere in Vegas.
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  Speaker 6: Oh damn, it'll be big.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, there'll be a Metallica Sphere in twenty twenty seven.
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  Speaker 1: Prediction on price. Ticket price with three hundred prety.
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  Speaker 7: Bucks at least.
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  Speaker 5: I have no idea. I have no idea how much
• 12:45
  Speaker 5: things did this sphere go for. I'm gonna go for
• 12:47
  Speaker 5: brillion dollars.
• 12:48
  Speaker 7: Weren't they doing movie showings there and.
• 12:50
  Speaker 10: Those that I saw Wizard of Oz and it was
• 12:53
  Speaker 10: north of two hundred bucks, right, Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: And it was a tear down like shortened version of
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  Speaker 1: the movie.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, exactly, Yeah, I mean it was.
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  Speaker 5: I think it'd be cool to see a taga this fear. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: I don't want to pay a bajillion dollars to do it.
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  Speaker 5: But yeah, they're they're working.
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  Speaker 1: On that deal.
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  Speaker 5: And Greg Gorey's got something else about money? What you got, Greg?
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  Speaker 7: Oh, I did have something about money. But before I
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  Speaker 7: get to that.
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  Speaker 13: Uh.
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  Speaker 7: John Hinckley Junior, the guy who tried to kill Reagan,
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  Speaker 7: he thinks very highly of himself. He says he turned
• 13:27
  Speaker 7: Jody Foster lesbian because he's got this new book coming out. Uh,
• 13:31
  Speaker 7: it's like a memoir. And he says that she was
• 13:33
  Speaker 7: so traumatized by his assassination attempt that she became a
• 13:37
  Speaker 7: lesbian out most guys usually brag the other direction. Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: that's pretty powerful, that's pretty powerful. But on the money thing,
• 13:43
  Speaker 7: mister Beast real name Jimmy Donaldson, we all know mister Beast.
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  Speaker 7: He says that the people who watches his videos have
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  Speaker 7: more money than he does. He says he basically has
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  Speaker 7: negative money and it needs money on hand exactly. He
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  Speaker 7: says his net worth sure big, but he takes every
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  Speaker 7: penny he makes and reinvests it, and that he is
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  Speaker 7: even borrowing money from his mom for his wedding.
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  Speaker 5: And yeah, so he's not liquid. He's not liquid at all.
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  Speaker 5: I saw the whole thing. So he explained the difference
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  Speaker 5: everybody between money on hand and network. Those are two
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  Speaker 5: very different things. But personally very little money because like
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  Speaker 5: you mentioned, he reinvented, like I think the number that
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  Speaker 5: he said for this year, for twenty twenty six, he
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  Speaker 5: plans to spend a quarter of a billion dollars on content.
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  Speaker 6: Wow, good god.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but at what point do you cash out a
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  Speaker 5: little bit? He said? He says, quote, I actually have
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  Speaker 5: negative money right now, he claimed in the interview. I'm
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  Speaker 5: borrowing money. That's how little I have. And you know,
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  Speaker 5: like Greg just mentioned techning, like everybody watching this video
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  Speaker 5: has more money than me and their bank account if
• 14:44
  Speaker 5: you subtract the equity value of my company, which doesn't
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  Speaker 5: buy me McDonald's.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't get that, Like I don't really get
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  Speaker 6: how fraud works. But you can just take a little
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  Speaker 6: bit out for yourself.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you pay yourself. Yeah, right, But I understand what
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  Speaker 5: he's saying. There was a it was a whole business
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  Speaker 5: article and about how there's a lot of you know, entrepreneurs,
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  Speaker 5: business owner who do this, but not to the degree
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  Speaker 5: that he does.
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  Speaker 1: He's a jet And that's really a dick move to
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  Speaker 1: your mom if you're literally taking money from her for
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  Speaker 1: your wedding, which I'm sure she'll be fine.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, well that's what she's not going to do without
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  Speaker 5: because what about if like he crashes and burns, And
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  Speaker 5: then I'm sure even if he crashes and burns, when
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  Speaker 5: you have a billion dollars you're not going to billion
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  Speaker 5: dollar crash and burn.
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  Speaker 1: That's what Hammer said.
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  Speaker 5: I didn't have a billion dollars. But in the ardio
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  Speaker 5: he was talking about his big splurge. I guess his
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  Speaker 5: fiance was overseas somewhere and not next to any kind
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  Speaker 5: of major airport, and so he splurged on a private
• 15:40
  Speaker 5: jet to go see her. Yeah, one hundred and fifty
• 15:43
  Speaker 5: thousand dollars. Now, when you have a billion dollars, one
• 15:45
  Speaker 5: hundred and fifty grand is like somebody asked you for
• 15:47
  Speaker 5: seventy five cents. Also, he's at a point where he
• 15:51
  Speaker 5: gets a lot of stuff for free if he wanted
• 15:53
  Speaker 5: to go on vacation or he wants to do whatever.
• 15:55
  Speaker 7: But he also pointed out that he doesn't live near
• 15:57
  Speaker 7: an airport. He drives to this airport and flights with
• 16:00
  Speaker 7: layovers and everything. Yeah, he's just like a coach, you know. Yeah,
• 16:04
  Speaker 7: men's what you got.
• 16:06
  Speaker 8: Well, speaking of people getting deals, did you see that
• 16:08
  Speaker 8: Pete Davison got a new Netflix deal The Pete Davison Show,
• 16:12
  Speaker 8: where he'll be doing a podcast from his garage. It
• 16:15
  Speaker 8: starts January thirtieth, Udio podcast a video podcast, and it
• 16:20
  Speaker 8: will be unscripted, so it's not going to be a structure.
• 16:24
  Speaker 8: He will have his famous friends stop by, but it
• 16:26
  Speaker 8: will not be like, oh he has all these planned questions.
• 16:30
  Speaker 8: Even better, the allegedly this is how it's sold online
• 16:34
  Speaker 8: a lot, they're just turning on the cameras.
• 16:37
  Speaker 5: I don't think it. I don't think it's.
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: No, it's so it's a show famous people talk to
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: other famous people. Yeah, okay, because I just I just
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: saw man who who was interviewing who? It's when one
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: a list or interviews another a list? Oh yeah, yes, yeah, yeah,
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: I thought that was kind of cool, bright.
• 16:59
  Speaker 5: Talking about Uh. The one that's really popular right now
• 17:02
  Speaker 5: is DiCaprio. Is it Jennifer Lawrence? Yeah, who's talking about
• 17:07
  Speaker 5: around like crazy?
• 17:08
  Speaker 14: Right?
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 17:08
  Speaker 5: And then that's the one I saw revolving door of
• 17:11
  Speaker 5: a listers or variety just random people.
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, has been doing this for what it's called Actors
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: on Actors' Conoclast was an older I think, ay maybe
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: or somebody.
• 17:22
  Speaker 5: Because here here's the thing, and it's one of the
• 17:23
  Speaker 5: reasons we don't do a lot of interviews or have
• 17:25
  Speaker 5: a lot of guests, because you know, nobody wants to
• 17:28
  Speaker 5: talk to us like Honestly, When I say that, I mean,
• 17:31
  Speaker 5: you know we're we're not we're nobody's trying to pick
• 17:33
  Speaker 5: our brain. Yeah, exactly, we're not going to get And
• 17:35
  Speaker 5: people go, oh, well, you know, like look at Howard
• 17:38
  Speaker 5: Stern or Oprah Winfrey back in the day because and
• 17:41
  Speaker 5: they they're seen as equals to the person. So next
• 17:44
  Speaker 5: thing you know, they're having this conversation with someone who
• 17:46
  Speaker 5: they view as an equal. They're not going to give
• 17:48
  Speaker 5: you the the the dirt, they're not going to dish,
• 17:50
  Speaker 5: they're not going to open up like that. They're they're
• 17:52
  Speaker 5: doing this show. It's because they have something to promote
• 17:55
  Speaker 5: and it'll be basic and the commercials were unavailable, but
• 17:59
  Speaker 5: you know that's why they would be there. Okay, let
• 18:03
  Speaker 5: me ask you this question, man's why might this be?
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: So? I was hit up per privately on Instagram by
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: Howie Mendel, yes, a couple of months ago, and he said, hey,
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: let go the podcast. Okay you're shut and he gave
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: me his booker and like four weeks later he said,
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: oh man, how he's scheduled really busy, and I haven't
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: heard anything for like two months.
• 18:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they they they found some content. They didn't like, right, that's.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: Figure they which you think, how because how he like
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: low key he loves Oh god, I can't believe I
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: just said that. Yeah, how he uh but I don't see. Yeah,
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: loves like Jackass. How he's a fan of Perry Caravello.
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: He likes that, that kind of gorilla gross sort of
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: you know, No matter what, I don't see any content
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: that they want to like. Maybe just somebody on his team. Yeah,
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: I don't think.
• 18:43
  Speaker 5: I don't think him personally would he would have hit
• 18:45
  Speaker 5: me off so interesting. Yeah, but there's somebody managing his account. Right.
• 18:50
  Speaker 5: But like with the Pete Davidson thing, if it was
• 18:51
  Speaker 5: live live and you were saying it's not scripted it Twitter.
• 18:55
  Speaker 5: But if something just coming over you spend four hours,
• 18:59
  Speaker 5: can hear me out? Have you spent four hours just
• 19:01
  Speaker 5: chop it up with somebody and it's all just being
• 19:03
  Speaker 5: recorded and then someone goes through and edits it down.
• 19:05
  Speaker 5: You can make it good. You can make like a
• 19:07
  Speaker 5: really great thirty minutes something four hours worth of chat.
• 19:10
  Speaker 8: That's why these live streamers they're so boring. You're messing
• 19:13
  Speaker 8: up people like take clips of them and make them
• 19:16
  Speaker 8: look really interesting. Well, this is part of that whole Netflix.
• 19:18
  Speaker 8: They're doing live podcast Are they doing podcasts now?
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: I should say they've got Barstool, They've got breakfast Club,
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: We've got a bunch of these other plate things.
• 19:25
  Speaker 5: Let's see a couple of things. What's old is new again?
• 19:28
  Speaker 5: Because NBC is rebooting the seventies detective show The Rockford Files,
• 19:33
  Speaker 5: And because I'm not a thousand years old, I've heard
• 19:35
  Speaker 5: the name The Rockford Files, but I don't know. I
• 19:38
  Speaker 5: couldn't tell you what it's about.
• 19:39
  Speaker 11: I've never even heard of it.
• 19:40
  Speaker 6: You haven't.
• 19:41
  Speaker 7: I could tell you the star was only because my
• 19:43
  Speaker 7: dad watched it. But it was a detective show.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: But that was that was so huge in the seventies,
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: like Mannix and Yeah, I didn't have any other choice.
• 19:50
  Speaker 5: It was all these old and one of them lived
• 19:52
  Speaker 5: on the beach in a trailer. There's all these fifty
• 19:54
  Speaker 5: year old guys just kind of walking around and wearing.
• 19:56
  Speaker 7: A trench cot.
• 19:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it sounds like an alien show. I also that
• 20:00
  Speaker 5: the jelly roll Uh has his first ever voice over
• 20:04
  Speaker 5: acting role. So it's for a new animated movie. It's
• 20:07
  Speaker 5: called Goat, and he plays a bear named grizz Sweet.
• 20:12
  Speaker 5: It's gonna be a theater's February thirteen. He's really pumped
• 20:15
  Speaker 5: up about it. Okay, thank god, this is this is
• 20:17
  Speaker 5: a guy who is on the roller coaster of life
• 20:20
  Speaker 5: and he's having the best time. Yeah, he's so pumped.
• 20:22
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, what was the what was the roller coaster
• 20:24
  Speaker 5: thing you were talking about? Menace? You said, Man, do
• 20:26
  Speaker 5: you think we could ever get Greg to go on
• 20:27
  Speaker 5: this thing? Did you see that roller coaster in Saudi Arabia?
• 20:30
  Speaker 8: The fastest one, it's three minutes long, especial barriers in
• 20:35
  Speaker 8: the seat, so people's heads don't like, you know.
• 20:38
  Speaker 5: Fly off.
• 20:41
  Speaker 6: You gotta get Greg to Saudi Arabia first.
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: I know, I go.
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: Can we get him on it called Falcon's Flight.
• 20:46
  Speaker 10: Yeah, they have a couple of different ones that are
• 20:47
  Speaker 10: like the biggest or the fastest, but this is like.
• 20:49
  Speaker 5: The biggest, absolute hugest one.
• 20:53
  Speaker 6: It's heard him fifty miles an hour.
• 20:55
  Speaker 5: That's awesome.
• 20:57
  Speaker 7: So you wouldn't even get me to Saudi let alone.
• 20:59
  Speaker 5: How much to get you on this coaster?
• 21:01
  Speaker 7: Well, I would have to go to Saudi Arabia where
• 21:03
  Speaker 7: they wouldn't like all the gainess.
• 21:04
  Speaker 6: No, you have to hide that.
• 21:08
  Speaker 7: For three minutes of my life. Let's three hundred grand.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: Would you then retire the next day?
• 21:14
  Speaker 7: Uh?
• 21:14
  Speaker 5: No, see obviously. I mean I've flown to the Middle
• 21:17
  Speaker 5: East for our weekend trip to Dubab, but I didn't
• 21:20
  Speaker 5: leave the airport, and this would require leaving the airport,
• 21:22
  Speaker 5: so I will never ride it.
• 21:23
  Speaker 7: So for that reason, I'm so for that reason.
• 21:26
  Speaker 5: For that reason, I'm out.
• 21:27
  Speaker 8: I would love to go to Saudi Arabia this year.
• 21:29
  Speaker 8: I don't keep on trying to find excuses to go.
• 21:31
  Speaker 7: Well, go for the Roller Coast bucket list.
• 21:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I know it's unappealing.
• 21:36
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that one didn't make to go.
• 21:38
  Speaker 5: People love to go like uh safaris, like an avenue.
• 21:42
  Speaker 10: I do want to do super not on my lan
• 21:44
  Speaker 10: ones look good, a hunting one, just a looking one.
• 21:47
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 21:47
  Speaker 6: The Giraffe Hotel, yes please, Yes, I want to do
• 21:50
  Speaker 6: that too.
• 21:50
  Speaker 5: You're just insign at.
• 21:51
  Speaker 12: A restaurant feeding giraffes and their heads coming through the window.
• 21:55
  Speaker 5: Nope.
• 21:58
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 21:58
  Speaker 5: So there's a new documentary about the death of Heather O'Rourke.
• 22:03
  Speaker 5: That's a little girl from Poultrygeist. You know they're back.
• 22:07
  Speaker 5: It's called She Was Here. Yeah, the trailers out now
• 22:09
  Speaker 5: I watched it now Obviously there's talking there about the
• 22:12
  Speaker 5: Poultrygeist curse because she was one of four people who
• 22:16
  Speaker 5: were involved with the film who either died prematurely or
• 22:19
  Speaker 5: under really unusual circumstances.
• 22:21
  Speaker 7: Yeah, right, the other one was murdered.
• 22:22
  Speaker 5: Now, in Heather's case, she got sick, ended up with
• 22:26
  Speaker 5: this parasitic disease from some well water. The family had
• 22:29
  Speaker 5: a house at Big Bear Lake in California, and she
• 22:32
  Speaker 5: was subsequently diagnosed with Crone's disease. She was prescribed cortizone
• 22:37
  Speaker 5: injections to treat that during the time that she was
• 22:39
  Speaker 5: filming Poultrygeist three. The injections caused other issues, and then
• 22:44
  Speaker 5: later she started having flu like symptoms. She clapsed at
• 22:47
  Speaker 5: her house and on the way to the hospital had
• 22:49
  Speaker 5: cardiac arrest like a heart attack, and they were able
• 22:52
  Speaker 5: to revive her. And then they discovered that she had
• 22:55
  Speaker 5: intestinal stenosis like a narrowing, you know, like a whatever,
• 22:58
  Speaker 5: and had to have emerger see surgery. Survived the surgery,
• 23:01
  Speaker 5: but then stuffered another cardiac arrest incident in the recovery room,
• 23:05
  Speaker 5: and that time they couldn't get her back and she died.
• 23:07
  Speaker 5: She was twelve, Yeah, she was twelve when she died.
• 23:10
  Speaker 5: I watched, dude, I watched the trailer. It's obviously very sad,
• 23:15
  Speaker 5: but it also looks really interesting. They have a lot
• 23:18
  Speaker 5: of stuff with you know, her parents and you know
• 23:20
  Speaker 5: Craig t. Nelson from you was in Poltry Guys and nothing.
• 23:23
  Speaker 5: But she seemed like a really sweet kid.
• 23:25
  Speaker 6: What's streaming service is this?
• 23:27
  Speaker 5: It's gonna be on video on demand and digital platforms.
• 23:30
  Speaker 5: February twenty fourth, and again it's called she was here
• 23:33
  Speaker 5: the Heather over Orke story like we just heard it though, Like, no,
• 23:37
  Speaker 5: what he did a good job telling because everybody this
• 23:39
  Speaker 5: is one of those like, Okay, well I'm not going
• 23:41
  Speaker 5: to go see Titanic because I know how to end.
• 23:43
  Speaker 5: It's all the stuff. Everybody knew the story. Yeah, people
• 23:46
  Speaker 5: knew the story. You didn't. I didn't know she died.
• 23:48
  Speaker 5: I didn't know she didn't. That's a legendary and girlfriend, Yeah.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: Exactly, that's a legend. But yes, but if you told it.
• 23:55
  Speaker 5: You did a good job. Culture geist curse, you did
• 23:57
  Speaker 5: a good job telling it.
• 23:58
  Speaker 6: I feel like, okay, well the best of us will
• 24:00
  Speaker 6: check it out.
• 24:01
  Speaker 5: No, dude, it's it's uh it looks watch the watch
• 24:05
  Speaker 5: the Yeah, watch the trailer online. I was a little kid.
• 24:09
  Speaker 5: I knew that she died from some intestinal thing, but
• 24:11
  Speaker 5: I didn't know about all the heart attacks. Yeah, did
• 24:13
  Speaker 5: you know? Uh? I remember in the movie the pool scene,
• 24:18
  Speaker 5: you know, because they had the pool.
• 24:19
  Speaker 7: In the back building it and the mom fell in.
• 24:22
  Speaker 5: They used actual human skeletons for that.
• 24:26
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 24:26
  Speaker 7: I don't know if that's true.
• 24:27
  Speaker 5: It is true, is it?
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: Though?
• 24:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah? Why weren't they.
• 24:29
  Speaker 6: It's like, yeah, where are you getting a human skeleton from?
• 24:34
  Speaker 5: I don't know. There's a proper somewhere.
• 24:36
  Speaker 8: There's plenty of down the street in the graveyards, got
• 24:39
  Speaker 8: all that stuff.
• 24:41
  Speaker 5: Any graveyard to stop on time for the birthdays? It's shivers,
• 24:53
  Speaker 5: and you know we don't Starting with Grank's favorite person,
• 24:57
  Speaker 5: speaking of skeletons, we think he's got a fuel in
• 24:59
  Speaker 5: his claw that that nobody knows about her. Lynn Manuel Miranda,
• 25:04
  Speaker 5: the creator of Hamilton off to something forty six years
• 25:08
  Speaker 5: old today, the supermodel Kate Moss. He is fifty two.
• 25:12
  Speaker 5: Roy Jones Junior. There you go, it's from Morgan professional boxer.
• 25:16
  Speaker 5: Oh you didn't know the name Roy Jones?
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: He is?
• 25:19
  Speaker 5: You're still in the boxing.
• 25:20
  Speaker 11: I thought it was a NASCAR driver. Really, it's like
• 25:23
  Speaker 11: a drivers I've caught for sut.
• 25:26
  Speaker 5: Make it clear.
• 25:26
  Speaker 11: I'm an MMA fan.
• 25:27
  Speaker 6: I don't know as much about boxing, thank you.
• 25:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, I'm not in any of it, but
• 25:31
  Speaker 5: even I know the name Roy Jones Junior. Anyway, he's
• 25:33
  Speaker 5: fifty seven. Joe Flacco, Uh, the retired, well is he is?
• 25:38
  Speaker 5: He retired?
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: Now?
• 25:39
  Speaker 5: I thought you're retired for this season? He ever? Yeah,
• 25:42
  Speaker 5: he became everybody's backup quarterback. He kind of came in
• 25:44
  Speaker 5: and save the day. He did that with the Colts,
• 25:46
  Speaker 5: with the Browns. I forget where he went to that,
• 25:47
  Speaker 5: but anyway, he's forty one years old today. John Carpenter,
• 25:51
  Speaker 5: the horror film director Halloween The Thing. He's seventy eight.
• 25:54
  Speaker 5: Debbie Allen, Oh, actress, dancer, choreographer, she starting Fame, Famous Forever.
• 26:01
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• 26:13
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• 27:26
  Speaker 5: tell me go back. I made a note for myself.
• 27:28
  Speaker 5: Remember I told you I had a conspiracy theory because well,
• 27:31
  Speaker 5: Greg started at the beginning of the show talking about
• 27:34
  Speaker 5: how the ticketing app didn't work.
• 27:36
  Speaker 7: I'm pre worried about the parking wordy about the party,
• 27:39
  Speaker 7: He's hate the postal service, the postcheck problem.
• 27:42
  Speaker 5: And then yesterday was payday and Greg's like, man, did
• 27:45
  Speaker 5: I get like a major pay cutter stuff. He reached
• 27:47
  Speaker 5: out to the company business department. They said they realized
• 27:50
  Speaker 5: what the problem is and that he will be reimbursed
• 27:54
  Speaker 5: later at a later They didn't even give you the
• 27:55
  Speaker 5: date next paycheck.
• 27:56
  Speaker 7: I believe it's next paycheck. They were very very vague.
• 27:59
  Speaker 5: Sure they should be cutting a check for the difference,
• 28:01
  Speaker 5: if that was an error on their side. Yeah, yeah,
• 28:04
  Speaker 5: so not that you are I mean to be fair,
• 28:06
  Speaker 5: I mean not that you're living paycheck to paycheck, but
• 28:08
  Speaker 5: there are a lot of people who are doing that,
• 28:10
  Speaker 5: and if it's a mess up on their side, like
• 28:12
  Speaker 5: people need that money now.
• 28:13
  Speaker 8: They told me the same thing, that my check was
• 28:15
  Speaker 8: messed up. But did they even give you a number
• 28:17
  Speaker 8: on what was messed up?
• 28:18
  Speaker 5: No, mean, no details on that yet. Here's my conspiracy
• 28:22
  Speaker 5: theory and I'm going to bring bort in on this one, Okay,
• 28:26
  Speaker 5: so check it out. The company at the beginning of
• 28:30
  Speaker 5: the year right, everything resets, right, So the first paycheck
• 28:33
  Speaker 5: of the new year, okay, and so people are going
• 28:36
  Speaker 5: to be less because different things have changed, your health
• 28:39
  Speaker 5: insurance premiums, what comes out of your check, different things change.
• 28:44
  Speaker 5: Maybe you maxed out your four oh one k last
• 28:46
  Speaker 5: year and so by the end of the year, the
• 28:48
  Speaker 5: paychecks were looking a little bit bigger because you know,
• 28:51
  Speaker 5: they weren't taking that contribution because you already capped it out. Whatever.
• 28:54
  Speaker 5: There's different reasons that the money could look different at
• 28:56
  Speaker 5: the beginning of the year. And it's never higher unless
• 28:58
  Speaker 5: you did get a raise. It's never higher. It's always
• 29:01
  Speaker 5: a little bit lower because everything resets. Now, if you're
• 29:04
  Speaker 5: a company who's looking to shave a couple of bucks
• 29:08
  Speaker 5: off the spend, that would be the time to quote
• 29:11
  Speaker 5: have an issue in payroll because it's because they.
• 29:14
  Speaker 7: Rely on people like Menace to not investigate correct notice.
• 29:18
  Speaker 5: So it's it's up to the employee to realize that
• 29:23
  Speaker 5: there was a problem and then contact us. And then
• 29:25
  Speaker 5: at that point they go, oh, yeah, okay, we'll take
• 29:27
  Speaker 5: care of it. Now are they doing? Will we get
• 29:29
  Speaker 5: a company wide email saying listen, everybody there, there was
• 29:32
  Speaker 5: an issue with this batch of checks. No, whether it's
• 29:35
  Speaker 5: like for one particular station or one particular region or
• 29:37
  Speaker 5: whatever it is. No, No, it's not. So it's a
• 29:42
  Speaker 5: it's from member office space. Fractions of the penny.
• 29:44
  Speaker 6: You'll never know.
• 29:46
  Speaker 5: So you know, now that's conspiracy theory. Do I think
• 29:48
  Speaker 5: that's really happening? Most likely not?
• 29:50
  Speaker 7: I hope not.
• 29:51
  Speaker 5: Most likely not. It's probably like we're all still even
• 29:53
  Speaker 5: if you're in the business department, it's still radio, so
• 29:55
  Speaker 5: we're all dope. We're all we're all dope, you know, underachievers,
• 30:00
  Speaker 5: So that that's part of it. But the other reason
• 30:02
  Speaker 5: I'm thinking, you know, it could be just I mean,
• 30:04
  Speaker 5: we're talking about shaving pennies really in the grand scheme
• 30:07
  Speaker 5: of things. They just and I thought I didn't as
• 30:10
  Speaker 5: we were instill doing this. Bort's the one that told
• 30:12
  Speaker 5: me about it because I I've certainly never had a
• 30:15
  Speaker 5: company paid cell phone plan. No, but Bort did. He was,
• 30:18
  Speaker 5: so I know, yeah, Born was somehow on the company
• 30:21
  Speaker 5: paid cell phone plan really fifteen years. Yeah, yeah, a
• 30:24
  Speaker 5: lot of them. It's in the building, are you and
• 30:25
  Speaker 5: they and they just discontinued that because they're no longer
• 30:30
  Speaker 5: going to be paying for people's cell phones. Okay, I
• 30:32
  Speaker 5: thought that was dead ten years ago. Me too, had
• 30:35
  Speaker 5: no idea that was still happening.
• 30:36
  Speaker 7: I just never heard of it.
• 30:37
  Speaker 5: I found out about it because I was on the
• 30:39
  Speaker 5: office floor and I heard like a grown goal. So
• 30:44
  Speaker 5: apparently I found out that it cost a company roughly,
• 30:48
  Speaker 5: let's call it three hundred thousand just around it was
• 30:50
  Speaker 5: like two hundred and eighty thousand dollars a year. So
• 30:53
  Speaker 5: two hundred and eighty thousand, like, you know, just to
• 30:55
  Speaker 5: save that in the grand scheme of things for such
• 30:57
  Speaker 5: a big company, and the grand scheme of things, two
• 30:59
  Speaker 5: hundred and eight thousand dollars a huge amount of money.
• 31:01
  Speaker 5: It's a lot of money. It's a lot not a
• 31:02
  Speaker 5: huge amount of money. But just think they saw that.
• 31:04
  Speaker 5: They're like, man, imagine if we just had a payroll era, right, Like,
• 31:09
  Speaker 5: how much more we could add to that number. Yeah,
• 31:11
  Speaker 5: this so happened. Happened at the same time.
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: Morgan on scale one to ten, what would you give
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: the Woodie Show? I want to say six to seven,
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: but I'm sticking with six.
• 31:25
  Speaker 5: Into another new ount insensitivity training for politically correct world.
• 31:30
  Speaker 5: It's Friday, everybody. Yeah, that's great, going you we got menace?
• 31:36
  Speaker 5: What is that high, Gina Grant? Let me just text
• 31:39
  Speaker 5: it over seven to three one. Let me conlickt on
• 31:41
  Speaker 5: this to see their text history.
• 31:43
  Speaker 7: Hold on.
• 31:47
  Speaker 5: Seven dollars cookies. They're texting amount seven dollars.
• 31:51
  Speaker 7: That better be the best cookie.
• 31:52
  Speaker 5: In the world. Alight, Uh yeah, just random stuff all right, Yeah,
• 31:56
  Speaker 5: because they just texted. Who is Gina Grant?
• 32:00
  Speaker 6: It's a great question every morning?
• 32:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, like what a right, somebody's high already, that's good.
• 32:09
  Speaker 14: Who is.
• 32:12
  Speaker 5: Sammy? We got Morgan? Phones are open eight seven, seven
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  Speaker 5: forty four. Text us over to two two nine eighty seven.
• 32:20
  Speaker 5: Do you know the name Jim Donovan? Yeah, of course,
• 32:23
  Speaker 5: argin favorite news anchor in America, Jim Donovan, Well, former
• 32:28
  Speaker 5: news anchor. He has retired, Jimmy. We just talked to
• 32:30
  Speaker 5: him recently, did Yeah, we did a catch up with
• 32:32
  Speaker 5: him and after decades of waking up early and going
• 32:37
  Speaker 5: on the morning news for CBS Television in Philadelphia, he
• 32:40
  Speaker 5: called it a career and he retired and he was man,
• 32:44
  Speaker 5: he was so happy, so excited. Well, Jim Donovan has
• 32:48
  Speaker 5: made the national news. What he officially got his world
• 32:54
  Speaker 5: record for socks. Yea our good close personal friend Jimmy
• 33:00
  Speaker 5: Donovan now holds the Guinness World Record for largest collection
• 33:04
  Speaker 5: of socks. Oh my god, one thousand and five and
• 33:08
  Speaker 5: thirty one unique pairs, sweet and so. Yeah, and so
• 33:12
  Speaker 5: it's like a news anchor sets Guinness World Record is
• 33:15
  Speaker 5: making newsadlines. Yeah, I love it.
• 33:18
  Speaker 7: Yeah. How stoked is jim.
• 33:21
  Speaker 6: Hot closet out?
• 33:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah? I don't know how he organized them. I saw
• 33:26
  Speaker 5: when he was prepping for Guinness to come by and
• 33:29
  Speaker 5: take a look because he had to inventory everything there.
• 33:32
  Speaker 5: It looked like a big ballroom or conference room or
• 33:34
  Speaker 5: something like huge, and he was had all these people
• 33:37
  Speaker 5: from the TV station helping him. Was right before he retired.
• 33:40
  Speaker 5: Uh huh and yeah, So he officially got a certificate
• 33:42
  Speaker 5: and the whole thing and go out making the nations.
• 33:45
  Speaker 5: But here's Jim announcing his accomplishment on the air.
• 33:47
  Speaker 16: Because some of you know, over the years, I've amassed
• 33:50
  Speaker 16: a large collection of socks. Around seven or eight years ago,
• 33:53
  Speaker 16: people started noticing my colorful socks on TV and started
• 33:56
  Speaker 16: sending me pairs so many socks that I thought, why
• 33:58
  Speaker 16: not try to get into the Guinne Book of World Records.
• 34:01
  Speaker 16: So after inventoring all of the socks, describing each one,
• 34:05
  Speaker 16: photographing them, and putting them into a two hundred and
• 34:08
  Speaker 16: sixty two page spreadsheet of all one thousand, five hundred
• 34:11
  Speaker 16: and thirty one unique pairs, no duplicates, And we've heard back.
• 34:15
  Speaker 5: It's official.
• 34:15
  Speaker 16: I now hold a Guinness World Record for the world's
• 34:18
  Speaker 16: largest sock collection.
• 34:21
  Speaker 6: Quite an accomplishment.
• 34:22
  Speaker 8: So you know, like you never noticed, like when I
• 34:26
  Speaker 8: was at airports, I would buy stickers for like the
• 34:28
  Speaker 8: city that I'm in. I would buy socks once in
• 34:31
  Speaker 8: a while and send them to Jim.
• 34:32
  Speaker 5: Like, oh you did that. I'm like, oh, Jim would
• 34:35
  Speaker 5: love you.
• 34:36
  Speaker 6: You're a little bit of a part of that world.
• 34:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I knew that you did that. So many
• 34:39
  Speaker 5: people were sending him stuff. And yeah, he's a great
• 34:42
  Speaker 5: guy man. We we love Jim, him the bath for him.
• 34:45
  Speaker 5: We wish him well in retirement. We're still going to
• 34:47
  Speaker 5: check in. He told us, you know, hey, please got
• 34:49
  Speaker 5: nothing to do, yea, Yeah, so that we could check
• 34:51
  Speaker 5: in with him, get his take on the news. I'm
• 34:53
  Speaker 5: sure he's dying to be able to like, yeah, he
• 34:57
  Speaker 5: doesn't have an outlet anymore. It's sad though, because like
• 35:00
  Speaker 5: I don't know, like newscasters used to be really unique
• 35:03
  Speaker 5: like Jim, and not a lot of them are these days,
• 35:06
  Speaker 5: you know, kind of just more generic. Yeah, generic, afraid
• 35:09
  Speaker 5: to take risks. But that's why we looked about him.
• 35:12
  Speaker 5: He was so opinionated and his flair, even if farwell,
• 35:16
  Speaker 5: I loved it because it was not he was not bombed.
• 35:19
  Speaker 5: It wasn't a tear. Yeah, how you doing great? We're
• 35:24
  Speaker 5: gonna come of the trending news headlines. Gena Gred will
• 35:27
  Speaker 5: have those for us next year on The Woody Show.
• 35:29
  Speaker 5: Hang on.
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: The wood Show returns right after these messages.
• 35:33
  Speaker 5: I feel this is more for people who the next
• 35:35
  Speaker 5: step would be drinking hand sanitized Woody Show. All right,
• 35:42
  Speaker 5: welcome back, Hope. You have an exciting weekend ahead of you. Yeah,
• 35:46
  Speaker 5: we've made it to Friday, which is which that is
• 35:50
  Speaker 5: great new that's a good thing. Yeah, and then Monday
• 35:53
  Speaker 5: is a holiday. It is it's Martin Luther King dam
• 35:58
  Speaker 5: MLK Day. I don't care what it is as long
• 36:01
  Speaker 5: as we get off.
• 36:01
  Speaker 6: Yeah, thank you.
• 36:02
  Speaker 5: You know what I'm saying. Yeah, eight seven seven forty
• 36:05
  Speaker 5: four what eight texts? Check ins over to two two
• 36:08
  Speaker 5: nine eight seven cheating grad? What are the trending news
• 36:11
  Speaker 5: headlines today.
• 36:12
  Speaker 10: Well, things in Minneapolis are getting worse with more ice problems,
• 36:15
  Speaker 10: more ice protests and there. Yeah, exactly, and President Trump
• 36:19
  Speaker 10: is coming down hard on Minnesota politicians and protesters. He's
• 36:23
  Speaker 10: saying that they're causing quote a travesty in the state.
• 36:26
  Speaker 10: He said on social media that he will institute the
• 36:28
  Speaker 10: Insurrection Act and that basically means that he would just
• 36:31
  Speaker 10: send the National Guard over there to deal with civil disorder. Meanwhile,
• 36:35
  Speaker 10: some new documents have come out on the shooting of
• 36:37
  Speaker 10: Renee Good. That's kind of what sparked all this tension
• 36:39
  Speaker 10: in the first place. So according to those reports, she
• 36:41
  Speaker 10: was shot by that ICE agent in the chest and
• 36:44
  Speaker 10: the forearm and possibly the head, which means that the
• 36:47
  Speaker 10: agent fired at least four shots into her, and Medick
• 36:50
  Speaker 10: said that Good was not breathing and pulseless at the scene.
• 36:53
  Speaker 5: Hey guys, it's Friday. Now that what else you got?
• 37:02
  Speaker 6: Okay, now that Verizon's.
• 37:06
  Speaker 5: Fun bag of news, you got them?
• 37:08
  Speaker 6: I don't mean to, I'm sorry.
• 37:10
  Speaker 5: No, Look, it's the biggest story for sure. Okay.
• 37:14
  Speaker 10: Well, now that Verizon's giant outage is over, officials are
• 37:17
  Speaker 10: looking into what the hell caused that thing. Well, the
• 37:19
  Speaker 10: cause has been found and like they said, it wasn't
• 37:21
  Speaker 10: a cyber attack.
• 37:22
  Speaker 6: Instead, it was.
• 37:23
  Speaker 10: A software issue and that issue is still under investigation.
• 37:27
  Speaker 10: And they say they'll be offering affected customers a twenty
• 37:30
  Speaker 10: dollars credit for their troubles, just like we talked about.
• 37:33
  Speaker 10: The credit will be available in the My Verizon mobile app,
• 37:36
  Speaker 10: but we don't know when you'll be able to grab it,
• 37:38
  Speaker 10: so just you know, look out for it is like a.
• 37:40
  Speaker 5: Gift card or something. Can I buy coffee and credit
• 37:43
  Speaker 5: right now? Just to credit back to your for your
• 37:45
  Speaker 5: bill or whatever.
• 37:46
  Speaker 6: It's fun for all customers or do you have to
• 37:49
  Speaker 6: customers exactly?
• 37:51
  Speaker 9: Well.
• 37:51
  Speaker 10: The road to the Super Bowl rolls on this weekend
• 37:54
  Speaker 10: with the Divisional round of the playoffs. We've got two
• 37:56
  Speaker 10: games tomorrow, two games on Sunday, and then the winners
• 37:59
  Speaker 10: will move on to the AFC and NFC Championship. Tomorrow's
• 38:03
  Speaker 10: early game is the Buffalo Bills taking on the Broncos
• 38:06
  Speaker 10: in Denver. Broncos are the slight favorite. The second game
• 38:09
  Speaker 10: on Saturday will be the San Francisco forty nine ers
• 38:12
  Speaker 10: in Seattle playing the Seahawks. Seattle is the favorite in
• 38:15
  Speaker 10: that one, and then on Sunday two more games. The
• 38:17
  Speaker 10: first is the Texans going up to New England to
• 38:19
  Speaker 10: face the Patriots.
• 38:20
  Speaker 6: Patriots are the.
• 38:21
  Speaker 10: Favorite in that one, and then in game two it's
• 38:24
  Speaker 10: the Pope's team, the Chicago Bears. They're playing the Rams
• 38:27
  Speaker 10: at Soldier Field, and despite being the road team and
• 38:31
  Speaker 10: playing in Chicago in the winter, the Rams are still
• 38:34
  Speaker 10: the favorite in that one.
• 38:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah. I'm looking at the prediction markets.
• 38:38
  Speaker 8: They're at sixty five percent for the win, and then
• 38:43
  Speaker 8: Chicago thirty five percent. But I don't know, I keep
• 38:45
  Speaker 8: on seeing Chicago for some reason, well pulling it over
• 38:49
  Speaker 8: the Rams.
• 38:50
  Speaker 10: I just hope that if Chicago goes all the way
• 38:53
  Speaker 10: and they win, I'd like to see another Super Bowl
• 38:55
  Speaker 10: shuffle that they did.
• 38:56
  Speaker 5: I'd say both teams. I hate the Rams hate them,
• 39:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah you do. And I hate the Bears because of
• 39:02
  Speaker 5: Caleb Williams. I would be fine with the Bears if
• 39:04
  Speaker 5: it wasn't for Caleb Williams.
• 39:06
  Speaker 6: Totally, Am I right.
• 39:08
  Speaker 5: Be saying? He drives me crazy? Seems like such a
• 39:11
  Speaker 5: I don't know, He's like Lebron Junior. He has that
• 39:14
  Speaker 5: same kind of like douchey energy.
• 39:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, That's what I was telling whatdy before the
• 39:19
  Speaker 6: for the show earlier, YEA.
• 39:20
  Speaker 9: Had a lot of thoughts.
• 39:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, so Caleb Williams plays what position? Oh so
• 39:25
  Speaker 5: he's not you menace, he's not the coach the room,
• 39:30
  Speaker 5: tight end.
• 39:32
  Speaker 6: Tight end back.
• 39:35
  Speaker 5: Quarterback.
• 39:36
  Speaker 10: Well more than thirty nine players on seventeen college basketball
• 39:39
  Speaker 10: teams were involved in this point shaving scheme, according to
• 39:42
  Speaker 10: a new federal indictment. So it allegedly took place over
• 39:45
  Speaker 10: the last two seasons and involved five fixers who recruited
• 39:48
  Speaker 10: the players to take dives. So they were each offered
• 39:51
  Speaker 10: between ten and thirty thousand bucks, and all the players
• 39:54
  Speaker 10: were paid to basically underperform in their games. From there,
• 39:57
  Speaker 10: betters would place bets on the under totals of players'
• 40:01
  Speaker 10: stat lines and they ended up winning millions of dollars.
• 40:04
  Speaker 7: That'd be way too tempting as a player.
• 40:08
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 40:09
  Speaker 10: Well, the defendants of the indictment are all charged with
• 40:11
  Speaker 10: bribery and a sporting contest and wire fraud, and these
• 40:13
  Speaker 10: charges canada up to twenty five years in prison.
• 40:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah, was it worth it? And finally I think we
• 40:20
  Speaker 6: found Sea Bass a soul mate. You guys, it's this
• 40:24
  Speaker 6: fifty two.
• 40:24
  Speaker 10: Year old guy in Colorado who the cops arrested. Well,
• 40:27
  Speaker 10: he called nine one one over one hundred and fifty
• 40:30
  Speaker 10: times just in the past week alone, and they were
• 40:34
  Speaker 10: all complaints about things he didn't like in his neighborhood.
• 40:37
  Speaker 5: You know what that does, sound that's him, That's perfect exactly,
• 40:41
  Speaker 5: that's who he's going to morphine exactly.
• 40:44
  Speaker 10: None of the calls were for anything important either. The
• 40:46
  Speaker 10: most serious was a loud noise, so the operators gave
• 40:49
  Speaker 10: him tons of warnings. He just kept calling, though, so
• 40:52
  Speaker 10: they sent officers out to see him, and when they
• 40:54
  Speaker 10: pulled up, this nut job started shouting at them. Then
• 40:57
  Speaker 10: as they walked to the house, he became quote increased
• 41:00
  Speaker 10: singly belligerent, and they finally got him to calm down
• 41:03
  Speaker 10: and reminded him that he had an active misdemeanor warrant
• 41:06
  Speaker 10: on our harassment charge again.
• 41:08
  Speaker 5: In you know what, you better calm down.
• 41:10
  Speaker 6: This is this is a bad idea we're looking for you.
• 41:13
  Speaker 7: Maybe fly under the radar for a while, right, Well.
• 41:15
  Speaker 6: He can't do that.
• 41:16
  Speaker 10: He finally apologized for shouting, but he was arrested without
• 41:19
  Speaker 10: incident for the misdemeanor. So that's what see best has
• 41:22
  Speaker 10: to look forward to, and that's what's going on.
• 41:24
  Speaker 5: With he I thank you very much, Gina grad You know,
• 41:26
  Speaker 5: we got to get it's we're in a tie right
• 41:29
  Speaker 5: now after last week's picks. Yeah, because Tyler was getting
• 41:33
  Speaker 5: killed and then all of a sudden he rallied, and
• 41:36
  Speaker 5: so now it's tied between no nothing, Gina, Gina when
• 41:39
  Speaker 5: it comes to football, and then mister a all terrible
• 41:42
  Speaker 5: pick Tyler, terrible pip terrible pick Tyler. And so you know,
• 41:48
  Speaker 5: let's get your picks for these guys. We need it.
• 41:49
  Speaker 9: We can't.
• 41:50
  Speaker 5: It's the playoffs. It's the postseason. You can't end in
• 41:52
  Speaker 5: the tide, Okay, g know we believe in you, Okay,
• 41:55
  Speaker 5: I don't.
• 41:56
  Speaker 6: That's what makes it fun.
• 41:57
  Speaker 7: All right, So we have that.
• 41:59
  Speaker 5: I got a couple other things I want to share
• 42:00
  Speaker 5: with you. Anything you've got again eight seven seven forty
• 42:02
  Speaker 5: four Wooding, you can send us a text.
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 42:15
  Speaker 5: Well, it's the divisional round of the NFL playoffs, and
• 42:18
  Speaker 5: we go into this round after last week's wild card
• 42:21
  Speaker 5: picks tied between know it all bad pick Tyler and
• 42:27
  Speaker 5: know nothing about sports in general Gina Grant. Terrible pick Tyler.
• 42:33
  Speaker 11: Nothing Gina's going just on vibes since she's.
• 42:36
  Speaker 5: Doing really well. All right, So we figured we can't
• 42:38
  Speaker 5: have a tie in the postseason, so we'll try to
• 42:41
  Speaker 5: break the tie and get the picks for this divisional
• 42:44
  Speaker 5: round this weekend. And we'll start with the Bills, who
• 42:47
  Speaker 5: are in Denver playing the Broncos.
• 42:49
  Speaker 6: Who do you have, Gina grad Bills and the Broncos.
• 42:53
  Speaker 6: Which one is like the red, white, and blue.
• 42:58
  Speaker 5: And white Bills?
• 43:00
  Speaker 6: Okay?
• 43:00
  Speaker 5: The other other one orange?
• 43:01
  Speaker 6: Okay, I'll take America for the win, all.
• 43:04
  Speaker 5: Right, So Gene's going with the Bills. Yeah, all right,
• 43:08
  Speaker 5: dumb ass Tyler.
• 43:09
  Speaker 4: I'm also going to go with the Bills because I
• 43:11
  Speaker 4: don't trust bo Nix yet and that Denver.
• 43:13
  Speaker 5: Oh, you just don't trust them.
• 43:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah.
• 43:15
  Speaker 5: And I love your energy. That's some really good energy.
• 43:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, I'm just trying to stop. I know there's
• 43:22
  Speaker 5: ladies listening.
• 43:24
  Speaker 8: I have the.
• 43:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's you still got a pepperoni stuff, Tyler.
• 43:30
  Speaker 6: Have the theory. You just picked what I picked. So
• 43:32
  Speaker 6: is this going to be a running theme? I hope not.
• 43:34
  Speaker 7: I don't think.
• 43:35
  Speaker 6: Are you just going to go off my good vibe?
• 43:37
  Speaker 7: Come up with your own picks?
• 43:38
  Speaker 5: I've got the Broncos in this game. Yeah, I picked
• 43:41
  Speaker 5: the Bronco on the prediction markets, the Broncos are fifty
• 43:45
  Speaker 5: and Bills are forty eight.
• 43:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, this one is pretty much a coin flip. I
• 43:48
  Speaker 4: think the spread is like a point.
• 43:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, forty nine Ers and Seahawks. Who do you got,
• 43:53
  Speaker 5: Gina gran Oh well, let's see.
• 43:56
  Speaker 10: I really like Greg and I know he likes the
• 43:59
  Speaker 10: forty nine Ers. I gotta tell you, I have I
• 44:02
  Speaker 10: remember whatever year it was when the Seahawks switched to
• 44:06
  Speaker 10: those really fun uniforms with like the neon green and
• 44:10
  Speaker 10: I love fun. I always thought those were so like
• 44:13
  Speaker 10: futurated games. Oh, I love those, So it would be
• 44:16
  Speaker 10: it would be wrong of me to go against those
• 44:19
  Speaker 10: sweet costumes that.
• 44:20
  Speaker 5: Seems to have calmed down a little bit, right, Like
• 44:22
  Speaker 5: I know in college football they went crazy with the
• 44:24
  Speaker 5: wild you know, yeah, looking uniforms fun for like I mean,
• 44:28
  Speaker 5: people look like like human highlighters.
• 44:30
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm going with the Seahawks.
• 44:32
  Speaker 5: You're going Seahawks?
• 44:34
  Speaker 4: Well, I mean that was my pick, too good.
• 44:38
  Speaker 5: I also have Seattle for the same reason.
• 44:41
  Speaker 6: For that game.
• 44:42
  Speaker 5: They they look, they look they just look unbeatable and
• 44:46
  Speaker 5: they're at home. They're at seventy three percent. Yeah, nine
• 44:49
  Speaker 5: ers twenty seven? All right, Texans Patriots. Gina Grad with
• 44:56
  Speaker 5: America for the Bills.
• 44:57
  Speaker 10: That's true, and I don't. As I've made it clear
• 45:01
  Speaker 10: on the show, I hate the name the Houston Texans.
• 45:04
  Speaker 6: I think it's dumb. So I'm gonna go with Sammy's favorite,
• 45:07
  Speaker 6: the Patriots.
• 45:08
  Speaker 5: All right, dumb ass, Tyler.
• 45:10
  Speaker 4: I'm still really high on that Texans defense, so I'm
• 45:13
  Speaker 4: going with Houston.
• 45:13
  Speaker 5: Finally, there we go.
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: All right, so Tyler is going with the Texans. I've
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: got the Pats of that game. Yeah, they're at sixty.
• 45:20
  Speaker 5: Who are the Patriots?
• 45:21
  Speaker 7: Yep? All right?
• 45:22
  Speaker 5: And then one more game to pick, and that would
• 45:24
  Speaker 5: be the Rams and the Bears. I wish it was
• 45:27
  Speaker 5: possible for both of them to lose and go home.
• 45:30
  Speaker 5: Unfortunately it's not Gina grand who gets your pick.
• 45:32
  Speaker 10: Both of my parents are from Chicago. I was raised
• 45:35
  Speaker 10: to love and defend the Bears, so let's do it
• 45:38
  Speaker 10: for the family. Let's say the Bears.
• 45:39
  Speaker 5: All right, I have the Rams?
• 45:41
  Speaker 6: All right, Well, there you go.
• 45:42
  Speaker 4: I mean a couple difference there, alright. The Bears are
• 45:44
  Speaker 4: cool with the comeback stuff, but that's you're not going
• 45:46
  Speaker 4: to get it every time. That's going to break eventually.
• 45:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and see on one of the games that they
• 45:51
  Speaker 5: split on, I was all with Gina with the Patriots,
• 45:54
  Speaker 5: but on this one, I'm with dumb ass Tyler.
• 45:56
  Speaker 8: I got the Rams again. As much as that pains
• 45:59
  Speaker 8: me to say, if all the predictions are right, then
• 46:01
  Speaker 8: we're gonna end up with the tie again.
• 46:03
  Speaker 7: Figures.
• 46:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah, the predictions, Well, what can that game? What's the
• 46:07
  Speaker 5: So the RAMS are at sixty five percent? And what
• 46:11
  Speaker 5: are you looking at? What's the I'm looking at Calshi
• 46:15
  Speaker 5: prediction markets.
• 46:16
  Speaker 11: Oh okay, all right, So remind me what did y'all
• 46:20
  Speaker 11: bet on this anything at all?
• 46:22
  Speaker 6: A lot of money?
• 46:23
  Speaker 5: Breakfast for everybody, okay, breakfast?
• 46:26
  Speaker 6: Yeah, twenty bucks. Okay, yeah, it's like twenty dollars all
• 46:28
  Speaker 6: the breakfast twenty bucks can buy.
• 46:32
  Speaker 5: Four Woodie is the phone number. You can hit us
• 46:34
  Speaker 5: up with the text over to to nine eight seven.
• 46:39
  Speaker 14: Uh.
• 46:39
  Speaker 5: There is a story in the news that I wanted
• 46:42
  Speaker 5: to tell you about where you know what, I'm gonna
• 46:45
  Speaker 5: take this email be right back.
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: Ratings come out every week and if they're not good
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: good enough, that's.
• 46:54
  Speaker 5: And just like that, it's another new hour Insensitivity training
• 46:57
  Speaker 5: for a politically correct world on a full writ that's right,
• 47:04
  Speaker 5: end of another week. Thank you for being here, Woodie,
• 47:06
  Speaker 5: Greg Gory two minutes.
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  Speaker 1: What it is?
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 47:09
  Speaker 5: There, got Gina grat Sea Bass is here. We got
• 47:12
  Speaker 5: Sammy Morgan is here. Phones are open, turn.
• 47:16
  Speaker 7: Your mic on.
• 47:17
  Speaker 5: There we go, try it out?
• 47:17
  Speaker 7: Now there we go.
• 47:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, according to the video, uh and the listeners feedback
• 47:24
  Speaker 5: after going back and checking out, that was a hickey
• 47:27
  Speaker 5: for sure? No, no, I mean you guys can read
• 47:30
  Speaker 5: about when you read the comments, because did we not
• 47:34
  Speaker 5: just talk about this?
• 47:35
  Speaker 9: The truth goes further?
• 47:39
  Speaker 5: But read the comments. Okay, believe people know a hickey
• 47:42
  Speaker 5: when they see it. Dude, I'll brack about getting someone
• 47:44
  Speaker 5: I'm not. That's fine with me.
• 47:46
  Speaker 7: That did make me think about that though, even if
• 47:49
  Speaker 7: you're eighteen or whatever, why are you giving hickeys?
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: What? Like?
• 47:54
  Speaker 5: Is it fun? I think it's it's like how animals
• 47:57
  Speaker 5: mark their territory.
• 47:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah, territorial like kiss me somewhere else, not the next
• 48:01
  Speaker 6: thank you?
• 48:01
  Speaker 7: But I've never liked it.
• 48:04
  Speaker 5: But who Okay, I'm trying to remember being a kid. Hickeys?
• 48:09
  Speaker 5: Were those a dude given a hickey? To a girl
• 48:13
  Speaker 5: or were those girls given hickeys to dudes?
• 48:16
  Speaker 6: Both ways, but you notice it on girls mostly girls.
• 48:19
  Speaker 17: Yeah, the curling iron excuse because I could see I
• 48:23
  Speaker 17: could see girls like if there was like another chick
• 48:27
  Speaker 17: that was interested in their dude, like planting that on them, right.
• 48:33
  Speaker 5: Like back off, bitch yep right check. How women, as
• 48:37
  Speaker 5: you get then older, will then leave something in an
• 48:40
  Speaker 5: area not necessarily obvious in some dude's apartment, like something, yes, exactly,
• 48:47
  Speaker 5: you know, some something the claiming their marking their territory
• 48:52
  Speaker 5: kind of thing like in the art. Yeah, we were
• 48:55
  Speaker 5: when Burke Kreischer was in here. We were talking about
• 48:58
  Speaker 5: you know, would you rather seck? Hand job? Mouth party?
• 49:02
  Speaker 5: Was a surprising hickeys and hand jobs seems.
• 49:06
  Speaker 6: So like, I don't know, it sounds like a country song.
• 49:09
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 49:09
  Speaker 5: Like Gina told me she was riding a bicycle last weekend,
• 49:15
  Speaker 5: and I go, dude, bicycles are fine until you're old
• 49:17
  Speaker 5: enough to drive, and then they're no longer acceptable. I'm
• 49:20
  Speaker 5: sure on a mountain, you know what I mean, or
• 49:23
  Speaker 5: doing it for the actual or doing it.
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: For actual exercise, well not to go somewhere.
• 49:29
  Speaker 5: Yes, you see a grown ass adult on a bike.
• 49:33
  Speaker 5: It's either they've lost their license because of like a
• 49:35
  Speaker 5: d u. I you mean, if they're not they're a
• 49:38
  Speaker 5: drug addict. All right, but yeah, like hickeys, I put
• 49:44
  Speaker 5: hickeys and hand jobs kind of in.
• 49:46
  Speaker 6: That same Yeah, that's teenagers.
• 49:48
  Speaker 5: Nobody wants them, but they'll take them.
• 49:50
  Speaker 9: Good thing.
• 49:50
  Speaker 11: None of this applies to me, So all right, sure,
• 49:54
  Speaker 11: what's the segment we need to get to see?
• 49:58
  Speaker 5: And that's that's the other he's an I don't necessarily.
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: During the pot Yeah I am, yeah, all right, okay,
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: cool story.
• 50:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah, maybe I try to throw us off? How would
• 50:08
  Speaker 5: call that a fail? Way to go? Time for your
• 50:11
  Speaker 5: Friday fail stories? All right, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,
• 50:55
  Speaker 5: in his time for your Friday fail story. As people
• 51:03
  Speaker 5: thought they had the perfect plan, the plan that can
• 51:05
  Speaker 5: never go wrong, and then somewhere along the line that
• 51:07
  Speaker 5: went from being a great idea to one big, stinking
• 51:10
  Speaker 5: mega uber ultra. Okay, it's better better than last week,
• 51:28
  Speaker 5: way better, way better than last week. Not our best
• 51:32
  Speaker 5: work ever, but I mean it was it was a week.
• 51:34
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it was.
• 51:34
  Speaker 5: It was fun. It was fun. The classic mom questioned
• 51:38
  Speaker 5: for our first story. Here if your friends jumped off
• 51:40
  Speaker 5: a bridge. Would you do it to it? Question? How
• 51:43
  Speaker 5: high's the bridge? Is it a cool jump? Well? This
• 51:47
  Speaker 5: twenty nine year old guy in Vancouver, British Columbia. He
• 51:50
  Speaker 5: jumped off a bridge and ended up getting stranded on
• 51:52
  Speaker 5: the side of a river. The coast guard had to
• 51:55
  Speaker 5: come rescue him. He was taking the hospital to get
• 51:57
  Speaker 5: it checked out, you know, get everything to make sure
• 51:58
  Speaker 5: everything's fine. And then the cops talked to him, thinking, hey,
• 52:02
  Speaker 5: he might have been trying to offer himself or something,
• 52:04
  Speaker 5: but no, it was just a dare from one of
• 52:06
  Speaker 5: his friends.
• 52:06
  Speaker 6: Of course it was yeah, so that did. Yeah, that's aw.
• 52:12
  Speaker 5: You don't want to look like a puss exactly. Here's
• 52:14
  Speaker 5: one from Texas. Forty eight year old dude. He went
• 52:17
  Speaker 5: on a bit of a rampage after he tore down
• 52:20
  Speaker 5: the flags at a veteran's display and he vandalized the church.
• 52:24
  Speaker 5: Cool guy, wow. Nice. The man was tracked down pulled
• 52:27
  Speaker 5: over by the cops. At that point, he got out
• 52:29
  Speaker 5: of the car started acting all aggressive. He was eventually
• 52:32
  Speaker 5: placed under arrest and taken to fail jail. Now how
• 52:36
  Speaker 5: the cops figure out who they were looking for because
• 52:39
  Speaker 5: the guy left his driver's license behind on the grass
• 52:42
  Speaker 5: where he had destroyed all the flags. Failed. I got
• 52:46
  Speaker 5: another one of those, like busted by a dumb reason thing.
• 52:49
  Speaker 5: Uh yeah, oh yeah, this is it. Okay, another idiot.
• 52:56
  Speaker 5: This about some idiots. They were in and in the neighborhood,
• 53:01
  Speaker 5: breaking in the houses. Cops called and the guys thought
• 53:04
  Speaker 5: they had gotten away with it until the cops were
• 53:06
  Speaker 5: able to match the shoes that they were wearing two
• 53:09
  Speaker 5: prints that they found at the scene. Thanks to them
• 53:13
  Speaker 5: stepping in some dog poop and leaving a print on
• 53:17
  Speaker 5: one of the windowsips of the houses they were breaking into,
• 53:21
  Speaker 5: they were all taken to failed.
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: I like that.
• 53:29
  Speaker 5: Now. This next one comes from New Hampshire, where a
• 53:31
  Speaker 5: group of twenty hikers decided to go up Mount Washington.
• 53:35
  Speaker 5: They climbed all the way to the summit, where they
• 53:37
  Speaker 5: were hoping to get a lift back down. Just one issue.
• 53:40
  Speaker 5: Summit services were closed for the season, as was the
• 53:45
  Speaker 5: entire state park, so the hikers they were trapped. They
• 53:48
  Speaker 5: had come to the mountain ill prepared for the winter
• 53:51
  Speaker 5: conditions and began showing signs of hypothermia. Well, lucky for them,
• 53:55
  Speaker 5: a train that goes up and down the mountain saw
• 53:57
  Speaker 5: them were able to rescue them. The State Parks Park
• 54:00
  Speaker 5: issued a statement saying that if you go up to
• 54:02
  Speaker 5: the summit unprepared and you don't have the right gear,
• 54:05
  Speaker 5: please hike another day.
• 54:08
  Speaker 3: Don't don't hike.
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  Speaker 7: That wouldn't have happened if you were sitting on your couch.
• 54:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah. And this is one of my favorite stories of
• 54:16
  Speaker 5: the week. It's about these three chicks. They were on
• 54:18
  Speaker 5: a trip and they had rented a car to get
• 54:21
  Speaker 5: around the area, and they were out and join the sites,
• 54:23
  Speaker 5: having a great time. Decided that their next stop would
• 54:26
  Speaker 5: be the ski slopes, so they threw it into the
• 54:29
  Speaker 5: GPS and they followed the directions just a little too well,
• 54:34
  Speaker 5: drove the car up the actual ski slope and got stuck.
• 54:39
  Speaker 5: You see this Every once a while, people will make
• 54:41
  Speaker 5: a hard left right into the water. Yeah, oh yeah,
• 54:46
  Speaker 5: I know it's telling you to take a left, but
• 54:47
  Speaker 5: did you see the water in.
• 54:49
  Speaker 6: The office when Dwight's yelling Michael, it can't mean that.
• 54:52
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 54:53
  Speaker 5: And getting the car down the slope turned out to
• 54:55
  Speaker 5: be tricky because instead of driving it down and risk
• 54:58
  Speaker 5: losing traction on the snow and crouching, the Alreadys had
• 55:00
  Speaker 5: to call in three cranes nice to pick up the
• 55:04
  Speaker 5: car and move it. That process took hours. Losers, women drivers,
• 55:09
  Speaker 5: Am I right?
• 55:12
  Speaker 7: We learned? Do you ever get jealous watching TV commercials?
• 55:16
  Speaker 7: It's like for an suv or a truck and they're
• 55:18
  Speaker 7: driving on mountains or on beaches or up some rocky
• 55:21
  Speaker 7: hill and think, where can you do that? I want
• 55:25
  Speaker 7: to drive all over a beach.
• 55:27
  Speaker 5: Other people that customize their their trucks and jeeps and stuff.
• 55:31
  Speaker 5: They have the exhaust that goes up like a like
• 55:33
  Speaker 5: you see on a submarine. Yeah, yeah, that's for muddon gagster. Yeah,
• 55:37
  Speaker 5: it's thinking like, well, you're gonna gonna yeah creek or
• 55:40
  Speaker 5: I know, but you're in the middle of a city totally.
• 55:43
  Speaker 5: And if you have a car like that, this is
• 55:44
  Speaker 5: your daily driver, right you know what I mean? You
• 55:46
  Speaker 5: got the gas? Can I get having that for going
• 55:49
  Speaker 5: out and doing that kind of stuff?
• 55:51
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you know they do on the weekends.
• 55:53
  Speaker 5: And then you see the person who gets out of
• 55:55
  Speaker 5: that car and you're you're making a judgment right there
• 55:58
  Speaker 5: because you're looking at this person going like when yeah,
• 56:03
  Speaker 5: like like like dudes wearing carhart who don't do car
• 56:07
  Speaker 5: hard stuff.
• 56:08
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's like this.
• 56:13
  Speaker 5: This guy is only driving this thing around here.
• 56:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah, just go to the bank.
• 56:19
  Speaker 5: He's only driven this unpaved Yeah, but just in case
• 56:22
  Speaker 5: the water ever comes up to the doors.
• 56:24
  Speaker 9: He's good.
• 56:25
  Speaker 5: He is setting ready to saving.
• 56:26
  Speaker 7: Which will happen? Oh, can I share a devastating failed
• 56:29
  Speaker 7: story of my own. You guys are going to be
• 56:32
  Speaker 7: just shocked at this, and you can relate. I got
• 56:34
  Speaker 7: a piece of junk mail because I recently signed up
• 56:36
  Speaker 7: for Triple A, right, so Triple A sends me this mail,
• 56:39
  Speaker 7: clearly junk mail, so I just tore it up without
• 56:42
  Speaker 7: even checking the contents of it. The contents were return
• 56:45
  Speaker 7: address labels that I've been wanting, and I ripped them up,
• 56:52
  Speaker 7: thrown away, a bunch of brand new credit cards. Done
• 56:56
  Speaker 7: that sort, get your brand new credit card. And then
• 56:59
  Speaker 7: I did cut up the fake No no, no, no,
• 57:03
  Speaker 7: I have the old one and the new one. Put
• 57:06
  Speaker 7: them down the wrong one. The scissors cut up the
• 57:08
  Speaker 7: new one.
• 57:08
  Speaker 5: Damn it.
• 57:10
  Speaker 7: And I've done that times.
• 57:12
  Speaker 6: God, yeah, I'm paying without the sticker.
• 57:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah. I had the the two cards, and I
• 57:18
  Speaker 5: had a bunch of stuff that I was bringing to
• 57:20
  Speaker 5: the shredder, you know, and walk in there, and I
• 57:22
  Speaker 5: realized it as soon as it got like the grip
• 57:25
  Speaker 5: of this shreader got grip of it. Oh no, no,
• 57:28
  Speaker 5: no no, because it was already gone.
• 57:30
  Speaker 7: No no, no, no, no no, I'm glad one.
• 57:34
  Speaker 5: Oh hell no, you're not the only one.
• 57:36
  Speaker 7: Thank god.
• 57:37
  Speaker 5: Eight seven seven forty four. What he's the number. As
• 57:39
  Speaker 5: you know, if you want to be a part of
• 57:41
  Speaker 5: the show, and coming up next, this is something you
• 57:43
  Speaker 5: can get in on dad jokes, you guys. Yeah, some
• 57:46
  Speaker 5: Friday dad jokes, you know, the little silly one liners,
• 57:49
  Speaker 5: fun stuff, one liner, little dad jokes. People love this
• 57:53
  Speaker 5: segment and we have a whole round of dad jokes
• 57:56
  Speaker 5: coming up next. So if you would like to participate,
• 57:59
  Speaker 5: you can give us a call right now for taking
• 58:01
  Speaker 5: those calls getting them lined up. Eight seven seven forty four, Woody.
• 58:04
  Speaker 5: That's eight seven seven forty four.
• 58:05
  Speaker 3: What burn, Oh my god, the shows back al.
• 58:12
  Speaker 5: So looking for your dad jokes. Run a dad jokes
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  Speaker 5: eight seven seven forty four, Woody, it's eight seven seven
• 58:19
  Speaker 5: forty four, Woody. Keep it keep it like, keep it fun,
• 58:22
  Speaker 5: keep it short. Yeah, sometimes people call up and it's yes,
• 58:26
  Speaker 5: it's a punny like punchline.
• 58:30
  Speaker 13: But man, does it take a long time to get
• 58:31
  Speaker 13: there to suffer through. That's the way the humor was,
• 58:34
  Speaker 13: especially you have the old joke books, it was these
• 58:36
  Speaker 13: like four paragraph setups for like yeah, dogs ever, yeah,
• 58:41
  Speaker 13: every birthday outright?
• 58:42
  Speaker 7: Okay, all right?
• 58:43
  Speaker 5: Eight seven, seven forty four, Woody Friday dad jokes. Yeah,
• 58:48
  Speaker 5: and we'll go right to the phones with Christian.
• 58:51
  Speaker 3: Hey, Christian, how are you show? Love you baby?
• 58:55
  Speaker 7: You baby?
• 58:56
  Speaker 5: All right? What's your dad joke?
• 58:58
  Speaker 14: All right?
• 58:58
  Speaker 5: So why couldn't the toilet paper across the road? Why
• 59:03
  Speaker 5: couldn't the toilet paper across the road? Why because it
• 59:07
  Speaker 5: was stuck in the crack. So you're talking about butts?
• 59:12
  Speaker 5: Thank you, Christian, dad joke on the text? What do
• 59:16
  Speaker 5: you get when you sit on ice too long? What
• 59:21
  Speaker 5: holoids speak to you?
• 59:26
  Speaker 6: See?
• 59:27
  Speaker 5: Seas? I always go like, oh god, dad jokes when
• 59:30
  Speaker 5: you begged me to do the segment. But now that
• 59:32
  Speaker 5: we've done a couple, and then I remember that you
• 59:34
  Speaker 5: know what it is? Yeah, yeah, I mean okay, so
• 59:38
  Speaker 5: let's go to see bess you guys, what do you got?
• 59:39
  Speaker 3: Well?
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: I hate dad jokes for two reasons. Number one, obviously
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: they're just puns. But number two, the name dad. Okay,
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: let's get some feminist jokes in here. And as the
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: lead feminis on the show, did you know that we
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: don't need to pay the women, the women the same
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: as men. We don't, we don't need to pay them. No, no,
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: just pay men the same as women. And see how
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: angry they get.
• 59:58
  Speaker 5: Get it.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 14: That's a.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 5: Crushed it. Let's see if Trevor can one up you
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 5: on that one. Hey, Trevor, what do you show?
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 16: How's it going?
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 5: What's up? Dad? Joke? What do you got? What's the
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 5: difference between a refrigerator and a woman? What's the difference
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 5: between the refrigerator and a woman? I think I know
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 5: where this is going.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 9: The fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 5: Oh wow, that's exactly. That's why I knew that was going.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 5: It's a gay guy, not woman, I know. But I
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 5: think they were trying to play off of what you
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 5: said up. Yeah, yeah, exactly. As a feminist, you should
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 5: be all about that. I hate him, Nelson, You're next, up.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 9: Joy, What do you got?
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 14: All right?
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: So Mieli WHI walked out of the movie theater and
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 2: she said, oh my god, I'm lost, horrible, And I
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: said I see a finger singe strange.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 5: I think maybe he went to the theater for the
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 5: final episode of Stranger. Let's go to Oscar, Hey, Oscar
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 5: to lay a good dad joke on us.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 3: All right, So why did the frog destroy all his clothing?
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 5: Why did the frog destroy all his clothing?
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 7: Why?
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 14: Because his best friend kept saying rip it?
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 7: Greg Can didn't containing himself. Yeah, that one was not good,
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 7: Greg Gory. Yeah, I saw a sign on an out
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 7: of business brothel. The other guy did, yeah, said we're closed.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 7: Beat it.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 5: Getting menace?
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 8: Yes, well, I was excited to hear that Apple might
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 8: start selling its own cars. You do sound excited until
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 8: I heard they wouldn't support windows.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 6: Of the frog. One kind of sandals to frogs wear?
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 5: What kind of send us to frogs wear? Open toad?
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 5: This one off the text? What's the difference between a
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 5: wife and a battery? Sea bass? What's preposterous?
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: Notions?
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 7: All here?
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 5: Batteries have a positive side. I figured that would play
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 5: your sensibility a lot.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 6: Of Hey, I have a question. Why did the jaguar
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 6: eat the tightrope walker?
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 5: Why did the jaguar eat the tightrope walker?
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 6: Why it was craving a well balanced meal.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 5: What do you call a bra that you just can't
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 5: take off? What's that a booby trap?
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 5: Greg, I love this one.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 8: You didn't read it your It's one of your favorites,
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 8: says When I die, I want to be creamy cremated, because.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 5: That's my last chance to have a smoking, hot body.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 3: Like that.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 5: Hey, what do you call a lazy kangaroo? What a
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 5: pouch potato?
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 6: What do you get when you cast a lemon and
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 6: a cat? What a sour pusse?
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 5: Back to the phones. Do you guys want technology? Animal?
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 6: Animal?
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 7: Animal?
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 5: All right, let's go to Danielle. H Danielle, what's your
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 5: dad joke?
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 14: What kind of bear has no teeth?
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 5: What kind of bear has no teeth?
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 9: I don't know.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 5: It's a good one, Thank you, Dan, Danielle. Let's go
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 5: to technology with Buck. Hey, Buck, what's your dad joke? Hey?
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 5: Good faring to dad joke?
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 7: Buck?
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 14: What do you buy from an internet dealer?
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 5: What do you buy from an internet dealer?
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 3: What Instagram?
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 5: Let's go to David. What do you show? Hey, David?
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 7: How are you?
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 5: What's what's your dad joke? Good? O?
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  Speaker 14: Hey, So turn my walks into a bar and says
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  Speaker 14: where's the bartender?
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  Speaker 6: Hey?
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 5: Oh, I'm not getting I'm getting like you to enthusiasm,
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 5: wants to eat the bar tender like eating good tender?
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: Like?
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 6: Right?
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  Speaker 18: Am?
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 5: I getting? Okay?
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 7: It's all right, sure.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 5: Is, Let's go to Michelle. What's up, Michelle? Hi?
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 19: Okay, did you hear about the big thief escaped prison?
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 7: I didn't.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 5: Well, the police are coming in the area to find him. Michelle,
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 5: Thank you? I love you guy.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 8: But hey, do you know how to make a waterbed
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 8: bouncier that spring water?
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 5: What does a snail riding on a turtle's back say?
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 5: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of socks in
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 5: case he got a hole in one?
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 7: What do you call a hooker in Italy a prostitute?
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 5: What do you call a laxative with alphabet soup?
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 7: A laxative with alphabet soup? Yeah? What letter?
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 5: Rip?
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 6: What did a horse say after it tripped?
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 7: What's up?
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 5: Help?
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 6: I've fallen and I can't giddy up?
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 5: Yea. The internet connection on my farm was very weak,
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 5: so I moved the motem to the barn. Now I
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 5: have a stable connection here you go. What do you
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 5: call a hundred rabbits and a conga line going backwards
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 5: for you see bass, they say, a receding hairline. That's
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 5: what this one's really good for. Seas you're like this one.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 5: How are women like hurricanes because they're strong and powerful.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 5: When they come, they're wet and wild. When they leave,
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 5: they take your house and your dog with them.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 7: Okay, okay.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: How many feminists it takes to change a light bulb?
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 7: How many?
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 5: None?
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: It's the light bulb that needs changing.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 5: Truth. And what did the two strings do in a race?
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 5: They tied because their strings? All right, let's go to Amelia, Hey, Amelia, Hey, hey, Friday,
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 5: dad joke?
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 7: What do you got?
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 3: What do you call a homeboy in a nativity scene?
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 5: What do you call homeboy in a nativity scene?
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 14: What away in a manger?
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 5: I'd like away away in a minute. I think I'm
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 5: too white to get to get it.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 7: I'm right there with your Yeah, right, thank.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 5: You, Amelia, appreciate delivery. Let's go to Tony, Hey, Tony.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 9: Hey, what are you?
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 14: Good morning?
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 5: Good morning?
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 7: All right?
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 5: You got the final one, the final dad joke? We
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 5: make it good man from last.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 14: So a host walks into bar.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 8: And bartender ask them, hey, buddy, what's with the long face?
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, no, I'm not saying that menace. I know you
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 5: just passed me as Sarah Jessica Parker joke. I'm not
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 5: every time. I'm not doing that. That was great. Well
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 5: that's how you do the Friday dad jokes.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 14: Any really.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 5: A couple of a couple of not gettings in there.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 5: But yeah, yeah, that's that's okay.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 6: We like the commitment.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, ain't nothing but a jap. Thanks the bet.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 3: Ain't nothing but a Soco Sports Day with the.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 5: G Jeff Garcie. I think six yo. Happy Friday, Jeff G.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 15: What's going on a happy Friday?
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 5: What you show?
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 15: Lakers defense was missing in action last night. Purple and
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 15: Goal lost to the Hornets one thirty five to one seventeen.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 15: Here is a very bummed out Lakers coach JJ Reddick.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 5: I thought we fought me just another another team that
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 5: has a hot shooting night.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 15: Yeah, Lakers had no answer for LaMelo Ball and the
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 15: other Hornet shooters. Lakers can't guard younger and quicker teams.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 15: We've seen that all season long. They definitely need to
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 15: make a move at the trade deadline. Lakers are in
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 15: Portland tomorrow. Clippers on the road today at four thirty
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 15: in Toronto, baseball Dodgers did it again. They signed free
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 15: agent right fielder Kyle Tucker two hundred and forty million
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 15: dollars deal. This year's Dodger lineup is going to be insane.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 15: By the way, don't forget ten am this morning, tickets
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 15: go on sale.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 5: For Dodger Fest.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 15: And speaking of the Dodger, retired Dodger Clinton Kershaw will
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 15: pitch for Team USA in the World Baseball Classic NHL
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 15: Freeway faceoff tonight at Crypto dot Com Arena. It is
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 15: Kings and Ducks. NFL playoffs continue tomorrow, Bills and Broncos
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 15: at one thirty, then Niners and Seahawks at five Sunday,
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 15: Texans and Patriots at noon, Rams and Bears at five pm.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 15: You know, last week what the show, I went three
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 15: and one with my picks. I'll try to keep it going.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 15: Give me the Bills, Seahawks, Pats and Rams. And since
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 15: we're talking gambling, thirty nine different men's college basketball players
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 15: from smaller D one schools indicted for fixing games. They
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 15: were offered between ten and thirty g's to shave points
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 15: so other people could get paid.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 5: You know, gambling so accessible. Now this is going to
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 5: be a regular occurrence.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 15: And that's when at least this morning, shout out to
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 15: my oldest son, Happy birthday.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 5: Man.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 15: Listening all the way from Rome on the free iHeartRadio app.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 15: I'm Jfty and that's your SoCal sports.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 5: All right, JEFFG. Everybody, and how you got to your son?
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 9: Yeah?
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 5: Man, it's Jeff G. Beams. When he talks about his son,
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 5: it's like playing ball and rating hum. Yeah, okay, okay,
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 5: I don't care.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 3: I think I know what that is. Yeah, this is
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 3: the Woodie Show.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 5: Well, Sea Bass is not the only one looking to
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 5: get married, or it would be open to the idea
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 5: of getting married in twenty twenty six. He said that
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 5: was maybe as like a goal near yar revolution another
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 5: intelligence billionaire out there. Yeah, but this this dude is
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 5: also looking to get married. I saw this online and
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 5: this guy's looking for a husband. Here we go.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 2: Okay, so I've decided I'm looking for a husband now.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 2: Hear me out, hear me out. I'm looking for a
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 2: straight man that would like to get married to another
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 2: straight man. You can date any woman you want to.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 2: You can have many girls you want to.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 5: I don't care.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 3: I'll never bitch about it.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 5: I don't care.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 2: I just want a joint, two income household. Honestly, I'll
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 2: remodel the house. I'll make it have two master bedrooms.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 5: I don't care.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 2: An if i'm the sern, you can have the master
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 2: bedroom now. I'll remodel the house and then take it
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 2: when it's done. Because we'll have two incomes, we can
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 2: afford it. A couple of things be nice. It'd be
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 2: nice if you like had a boat, you know, that'd
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 2: be cool. But if not, don't care. We buy one,
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 2: you and I buddy you and I. We needn't buy
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 2: one together. We'll have some nice That's what we're gonna do.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 7: Guess what.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 5: Holidays roll around.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 2: You don't buy me anything, nothing, not for my birthday,
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 2: not for Valentine's Christmas.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 3: Nothing.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 5: Let's just grab a couple of beers.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 3: Doesn't that sound nice?
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 18: Doesn't that sound really really nice? No bitching, no complaining.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 18: Holidays roll around. Let's go get a couple of beers.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 18: You know anything anything. You don't have a motorcycle, you
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 18: could ride one of mine.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 7: I don't care.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 5: We'll go get you one.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 3: We can afford it. Be nice to be cleaned up
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 3: around the house.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 5: That'd be cool.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 3: But you know what, don't care.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 5: We can get a maid, we can afford it. We'll
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 5: pay a little extra, have a clean topless.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 3: Wouldn't that be nice?
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 5: That'd be nice. Guess what, no bitching, don't care. You
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 5: won't care. I won't care. I just want the tax benefits.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 2: I want the two income household and none of the
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 2: problems that come along with marrying someone of the office
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 2: of sex. You can, like I said, date whoever you
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 2: want to has many and many as you want to.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 3: Ow high five.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 5: Good for you.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 3: She's a pretty girl.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 8: Ow high.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 5: She's an ungler.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 3: Don't care.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 5: Kills a kill. That's why we're saying that.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 14: Don't here what you do.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 3: I don't stay at all that long, drunkish, don't care.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 2: You want to wash car parks and a dishwasher?
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 5: I'll give us.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 3: Just gonna be nice, isn't it it?
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 5: Canna be nice everybody. Not a bad great idea, not
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 5: a bad idea. More what the show's coming up here?
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 5: So what he showed me back back talking a bit.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 5: We got the d U i Q coming up. There'll
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 5: be another chance to win some stuff. The drunks that
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 5: Sea Bass talks to on the streets, you know with
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 5: the trivia questions, you know, the d uy q on Akana.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 5: That's what we do on Fridays. Love it is one
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 5: of you. That's great gory. We got menace Hi, Gina Gratis. Here,
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 5: there is Sea bats Ye, Sammy's here, Morgan's here. Phones
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  Speaker 5: they're op in eighty seven seven forty four what but
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 5: not for long, becuse we're gonna need a contestant for
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 5: the duy q before we get to that. This guy
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 5: in Wisconsin, he was out of the town and uh,
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 5: you know, time for him to go home. On his
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 5: way home, the cops pull him over. They had gotten
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 5: some reports of a driver swerving down the highway going
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 5: both super fast and then also super slow. It turns
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 5: out it was the same dude. Reports of people, man,
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 5: this guy's hauling ass, and then another report coming into
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 5: the person he's not Yeah, the same dude. Before the
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 5: cops even said a word to the guy, they could
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 5: smell the alcohol on his breath from just feet away,
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 5: so they took him out of the car. He did
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 5: the breathalyzer well over the point eight limit. He was
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 5: zero point four to seven. That is twenty one times
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 5: over the list.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 3: Like you hear about.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 5: Oh they were like twice or three times the legal limit.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 5: This guy's twenty one times legally dead on Tuesday. So
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 5: he wasn't even supposed to be driving, not because he
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 5: was drunk, but because he had a previous DUI. Oh yeah,
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 5: and he never installed that. He was supposed to be
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 5: that to blow start his car.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he's not that kind of guy.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 5: An interlock is that what they called it? The device? Yeah,
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 5: you just never installed that. So he was arrested and
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 5: charged another d UI failure to install the divide. I mean,
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 5: he's he's.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 6: Got there, he's done driving.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 7: I don't hate that.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: I don't like their math on that. It's not twenty
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: one times over the legal limit that you'd be over one,
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: you'd be you'd be all alcohol at that point.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I guess that's true. I mean they were
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 5: doing the margin of over yeah anywhere, Yeah, who knows, regardless,
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 5: he's inventive. What point though, what point is it lethal?
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 6: Well you think then, yeah.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 14: I know.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 5: Is there is there like a like a standard kind
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 5: of like alcohol poison. I mean, everybody's got a different tolerance,
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 5: but like, is there like a typically people over whatever
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 5: that is.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, that is the point three, especially when you
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: get above point four that is lethal.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 5: Can you get your own pertalizer? You can? Yeah, I've had.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: I went in my office for a decade.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you can do it. We've what's been drinking?
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 6: Are you sure?
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 5: Well yeah, I mean I.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 7: Don't know how long does alcohol last? Like, let's see,
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 7: I probably had a great house. Not long, yeah, maybe
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 7: twelve hours.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 5: I mean, I have some fireball right here.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: The general rule is one drink per hour is what
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: you can metabolize.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 5: Okay, okay, So what kind of drink though?
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: One drink as in a drink standard unit of alcohol
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: bridge twelve ounce beer, five ounce wine, one and a
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: half ounce shot it.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 5: So what about this fireball? And this is how many ounces?
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 7: I once went to an auto show and that you
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 7: could do test drives of these certain models, and obviously
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 7: they wouldn't let you drive if you had been drinking,
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 7: which I had been, duh. It was an event. But
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 7: the person I was with hadn't been drinking, so he
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 7: did the breathalyzer, got a zero point zero, and then
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 7: I said, oh, just for fundies, I've never done one.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 7: Can I do it, and they said, yeah, sure, and
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 7: I had been drinking and I blew as you point zero,
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 7: Oh lucky.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 19: Your magical Suspiciousody's texted over saying one point three is
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 19: the highest blood alcohol level that people have ever recorded.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: It can't be anything over one, by the way, it can't.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: Well again, percentage like one okay percent yah point this
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: thing says it's fifty.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 5: I don't know, man, that's correct.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: That's an airplane bottle. Yeah, but how many what's the proof?
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: Probably thirty or thirty five?
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 5: Like one hundred.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: We can do we can do something at some point,
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: you know, if you just want to if we want
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: to drink, but have we have to have a purpose
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: for it, you know. Yeah, it's happen like scientific.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 5: Well, everybody has to have the same the same serving
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 5: of the same beverage, so whatever, and then to see, however,
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 5: like who has the best tolerance.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 6: And then we could do our own obstacle.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 7: Course that would be the question for me, like if
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 7: we all had the same exact amount, we all blow
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 7: the exact same thing.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 5: No, because you're because you have a high tolerance, it
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 5: will just go straight in your bloodstream. I would bet
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 5: Greg is like unaffective for the wonder.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 7: Yeah, maybe that's why I blew a zero point zero.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 5: I've got a pretty good tolerance.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 7: I mean before you have a way better tolerance than
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 7: I do.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 5: See, like before I start feeling it like I'm maybe
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 5: technically and I'm sure technically drunk, but I don't. I
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 5: don't feel it.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 6: It's weird, that's no fun.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly right, A cheap date. That's how I feel
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 5: about gambling. I don't win, so I don't get that.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 5: You know, I never get that that that high that
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 5: people get. So what's the point drinking? It takes so
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 5: much for me to get to that feeling.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 7: I'm like God, But when you do drink, you drink
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 7: big glasses of tequila triples. Yeah, yeah, just like and
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 7: just tequila in the rocks. Yeah, I can drink my
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 7: body weight and tequila. You have a way high tolerance,
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 7: higher tolerance.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 8: But if you don't get drunk, what's the point Because
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 8: you're always like the guys, I can drink forty beers
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 8: and not get drunk.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 5: How drunk the person is for the d u i
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 5: Q that's coming up next. If you'd like to be
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 5: our contestant, we're uh we're going through the phones eight
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 5: seven seven forty four ready to find one. So again,
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 5: you don't have to get the question right. You just
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 5: have to guess whether the drunk person that Sea Bass
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 5: talk to will get it right or not. And if
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 5: you could do that correctly, you will be the winner.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 5: We're gonna set you up with the prize again. The
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 5: number to call in to play the duy Q is
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 5: eight seven seven forty four three two one question, And
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  Speaker 5: it is time for today's dumb ass contest. And today's
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  Speaker 5: umbas contest is the d Q.
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  Speaker 1: D u y Q.
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  Speaker 5: Sea Bass is playing the game to everybody.
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  Speaker 1: Please, I find a nice and drunk person and ask
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  Speaker 1: them just the simplest trivia questions in the world.
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  Speaker 5: So the question.
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  Speaker 1: Your job is not to answer the questions. Everyone knows
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  Speaker 1: the answer, but the difficulty is is this person so
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  Speaker 1: drunk that they won't know the answer. So if you
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  Speaker 1: can guess whether they know TWIC said A three times.
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  Speaker 5: You win?
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  Speaker 7: All right?
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  Speaker 5: Eight seven seven forty four. What is the number that
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 5: we told you to call if you wanted to play?
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  Speaker 5: And uh, let's go to Aaron. Hey, what's up at
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  Speaker 5: all right? Addy? You suck it, sir? Guy. You were trying.
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  Speaker 5: You were trying to jump the gun on me.
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  Speaker 1: I know this.
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  Speaker 5: I'm gonna do this decade.
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  Speaker 16: No, no, no, what.
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  Speaker 3: No, I wouldn't Okay, okay, all right, great Aaron?
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  Speaker 5: You ready to play the u IQ?
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  Speaker 8: Okay?
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  Speaker 5: A sweet? So before we get to the questions that
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 5: actually count towards you want an apprise, you're not. We're
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  Speaker 5: gonna get to know the drunk person a little bit,
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  Speaker 5: you get I just are how with it or not
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  Speaker 5: with it? They are? And who is this person? Sea Mass?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah?
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  Speaker 15: Chris?
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  Speaker 1: And is you about to hear he's a good old
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  Speaker 1: boy and he's not doing no harm?
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  Speaker 5: All right, here is Chris?
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  Speaker 9: I noticed you kind of stumbling around lighting a cigarette.
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  Speaker 1: That's right.
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  Speaker 9: What have you been drinking today?
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  Speaker 3: Chris?
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  Speaker 5: Again?
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  Speaker 9: The darkest of the dark. So, Chris, you're here by yourself?
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  Speaker 9: You're lone wolfing it? No, I have I have a
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  Speaker 9: fiance over there. She'd danced with her friend. The girl
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  Speaker 9: still hit on you? I soon, right, No, So I'm
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  Speaker 9: what they like to call like a pee wee herman
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 9: pip squeak. I don't have that problem. She likes pip squeaks.
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  Speaker 5: Apparently he sounds like a little guy. He sounds like Minnie.
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  Speaker 5: Matthew McConaughey, KNDA, yeah, a little bit.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: By the way, Matthew McConaughey trademarked all right, all right,
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  Speaker 5: all right, yeah her himself. Yeah, well yeah, for the
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  Speaker 5: voice likeness, for the everything. It's all the AI stuff.
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  Speaker 5: So it's pretty funny. The trademark registration state it's quote.
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  Speaker 5: The mark consists of a man saying, all right, all right,
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  Speaker 5: all right, we're in the first syllable of the first
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  Speaker 5: two words. Is it a lower pitch than the second syllable?
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  Speaker 6: Oh my god?
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  Speaker 5: And the first syllable of the last word, is it
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  Speaker 5: a higher pitch than the second syllable? That is, I
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  Speaker 5: didn't realize they broke it down like that.
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  Speaker 1: And he I would think whatever company produced that movie
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  Speaker 1: would own that phrase.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, he doesn't. He didn't write it.
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  Speaker 1: Well if they didn't copyright it, though, well they you
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  Speaker 1: don't have to once you create something that's that's proof copywriting.
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  Speaker 5: His lawyers applied for this back in December of twenty
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  Speaker 5: twenty three. It was just to proved last month. And
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  Speaker 5: he also has seven He got seven other trademarks too.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 5: I'm not sure where the other ones are, and he
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 5: is an investor in AI too, he knows to protect himself.
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  Speaker 5: Then all right, so aa Ron, we have the drunk
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  Speaker 5: person here, Chris. Now we just have a little bit
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 5: better idea just how with it or not with it?
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  Speaker 5: We believe he is. And then we have Menace and Sammy,
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 5: who are stone cold sober. They're going to try to
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  Speaker 5: guess the answers to these questions, but their guesses are
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  Speaker 5: whether you think they're going to know it doesn't count.
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  Speaker 5: But but that's just for fun. Question number one, d
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  Speaker 5: U I Q.
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  Speaker 9: Who's the second president of the United States?
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  Speaker 5: Who is the second? Everybody knows the first one? And yes,
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  Speaker 5: who is the second? The thirty fifth, and the fifteenth?
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  Speaker 7: We all know those, we all know. I would like
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  Speaker 7: to start.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know the second president. Really yeah, interesting, I'm
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  Speaker 5: going to go tsunami triple note wow, a big put
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  Speaker 5: me down for triple now.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm going to piggyback on that one.
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  Speaker 5: Triple No, Sammy and Menace, do you think that Chris
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  Speaker 5: is going to give this one?
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  Speaker 18: No?
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  Speaker 5: No, you don't No, all right, a A Ron, what
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  Speaker 5: do you think?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 3: No, not at all?
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  Speaker 7: No, all right.
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  Speaker 5: Question number one, do you I Q?
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  Speaker 9: It was the second President of the United States?
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  Speaker 1: Sammy Thomas Jefferson.
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  Speaker 5: Thomas Jefferson. Okay, menace James, any idea what that first
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  Speaker 5: name might be? You're so close?
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  Speaker 7: No, James.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Do you guys know who it is?
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  Speaker 18: I do?
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  Speaker 6: I thought I did.
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  Speaker 7: Who is it it is?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 6: No, No, you want me to say I thought it
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  Speaker 6: was I think it's Jefferson.
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  Speaker 5: No, I don't know.
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  Speaker 7: I have no idea. John Adams, correct.
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  Speaker 6: Greg, Why did you say no when I said if
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  Speaker 6: you didn't know.
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  Speaker 5: Because we already knew that Thomas Jefferson wasn't he was
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  Speaker 5: number three?
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  Speaker 6: Okay, gotcha?
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  Speaker 9: Gotcha?
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  Speaker 5: All right?
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  Speaker 7: All right?
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  Speaker 5: So question number one?
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  Speaker 3: Do you I?
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  Speaker 5: Aaron says that Chris won't get this one. Let's see
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  Speaker 5: he gets on the board with his first point.
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  Speaker 9: What was the second President of the United States?
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  Speaker 5: Benjamin Franklin?
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  Speaker 9: And he was well known for doing what Chris tell
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  Speaker 9: folks about.
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  Speaker 5: It being on one hundred dollars bill. Oh, that's what
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  Speaker 5: he's famous for.
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  Speaker 1: It it's a weird inception thing they gave. They put
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  Speaker 1: him on the hundred dollars bill because he was famous
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  Speaker 1: for being a hundred dollar Bill.
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  Speaker 5: And yeah, that's so crazy. Yeah, well, Aaron, you're in luck.
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  Speaker 5: You got one point on the d U y Q.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 5: Question number two.
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  Speaker 9: And what part of your body is your cocsicks?
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 5: I think, I know, I think I too. Uh say,
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  Speaker 5: I'll say no for Chris Triple.
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  Speaker 6: Now here's the thing.
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  Speaker 10: No for Chris, for sure, But like Sammy's had so
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 10: many weird like I feel like Cairo practic things.
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  Speaker 6: But maybe that's like something that I don't know that was.
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  Speaker 6: I'm saying trouble now, Triple.
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  Speaker 7: Now, I'm saying no to Chris, no to Menace, yes
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  Speaker 7: to Sammy Ones.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, all right, Sammy Menace. Do you think that
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 5: Chris gets this one?
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  Speaker 18: No?
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  Speaker 5: No, all right, Aaron your thoughts.
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 14: No, he won't get it, all right?
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 5: Question number two d U y Q.
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  Speaker 9: What part of your body is your cocksicks?
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  Speaker 5: Menace? Writing down? I wrote down answer, I said throat.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, it was my guest pretty hot, yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, super hot.
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  Speaker 1: I also said throat and gave the damn.
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  Speaker 6: I was just sorry I did.
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  Speaker 1: What would you say, chiropractic that I know I'm wrong,
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 1: It doesn't.
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  Speaker 7: Heiropractor couldn't do anything with your cocksicks.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure they pound on it or something.
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  Speaker 5: Where is it.
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  Speaker 7: It's your tailbone, it's your body.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 6: And do you tell how the chiropractor hammers on your tailbone?
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 5: But it's part of your spye okay, But they do hips,
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 5: back neck, legs, Yeah, they do all kinds of stuff.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 5: It's it's not your.
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  Speaker 1: Finger for instance, or your throat for instance.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, Well, it clearly made a different.
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  Speaker 5: I don't think that was that specific, all right.
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 1: That was that was he was a body part that
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  Speaker 1: was helpful. That was that was a narrow It wasn't
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 1: helpful well to them though. Now if he doesn't know
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 1: this one, that means that Aaron's gonna be the winner
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 1: here on the d u i Q. Question number two
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 1: and what.
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 9: Part of your body is your cocsicks, your eyeball? And
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 9: if you lose yours, what happens to you?
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 16: You go blind?
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, on a con of your eye directly connected. I'll
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 5: tell you that's a super easy round right there. Yeah, Eric, congratulations,
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 5: you are the winner here on the d.
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 1: U i Q.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 5: Congratulations, Yeah, thank you, thank you, welcome. Hang on one
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 5: second and we will get all of your information. And
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 5: by the way, somebody had texted over that the Matthew
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 5: McConaughey trademark thing. Uh said that he improvised those lines,
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 5: and he tells a cool story about it to Woody
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 5: Harrelson on the podcast.
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 1: I mean, that is cool, But anything you do on
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 1: that movie is still property of that movie.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 6: That's what I was thinking too. It doesn't matter if
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 6: you improvise that.
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 9: He may have.
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 1: He may have said it later on and said, well,
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 1: that's the version I'm copyright at the time that I.
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 5: Said swift it. Yeah, yeah, what Yeah. My question number
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 5: three Matthew's version. Question number three d u i Q.
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 9: Complete the following phrase A bird in the hand.
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 5: Oh, I know this one, little kids, this one? Uh man,
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 5: this one is easy. Uh no for Chris, Yes. For Sammy,
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 5: she likes old timey stuff. Yeah, phrase is it not?
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 7: I guess, but all phrases kind of are I guess?
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 5: Uh menace No, all right, so just Sammy. I think
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 5: just Sammy gets this one.
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 7: Greg.
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 5: For this round of the d u i Q, I
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 5: went triple no the entire time.
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 7: I believe no.
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 5: I gave Sammy one yes, but this one again triple no.
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 1: This would be a sweet for missing one both if
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 1: they miss it, all right.
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 6: I think Sammy does know this. I think Menace does not.
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 6: And this guy seems like folksy. I'm gonna say yes
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 6: to Chris.
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 5: Okay, logic Sammy and Menace. Do you think that Chris
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 5: gets it?
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 18: No?
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 1: No?
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 5: All right? Question number three d U I Q.
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 9: Plea The following phrase, A bird in the hand.
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 5: Menace, is worth more than in the stove. It's worth
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 5: more so two in the hand is worth more than
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 5: the stove. A bird in the hand is worth more
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 5: than in the stove. Okay, let's what he might get.
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 6: Have like it for cookings? Okay, yeah, okay, it's worth
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 6: two in the bush.
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 7: That's it.
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 5: Does that sound familiar?
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 7: Menis?
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 5: No, it doesn't really, Okay, part of it. Explain what
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 5: that means? I like, that's what I'm trying to figure
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 5: out as we're talking about it. I'm complete.
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 9: The following phrase, a bird in the hand.
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 5: Is worth two in the bush. I don't know what
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 5: it means.
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 6: I think you don't.
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 5: Yes, you do, I don't. I'm angry at you. In
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 5: the wait, I could take a guess. I take a
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 5: guess and wait, that more worth more than two in
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 5: the bush. Yeah, in the bush. Okay, then yeah, because
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 5: you captured them, right, yeah, because because at least you
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 5: have one. At least you have one. Yeah, there are
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 5: there may be two in that bush, but you don't
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 5: have them bush. But you at least have secured Now
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 5: I'm getting you've secured the one. Yeah, of course, Okay, yeah,
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 5: anything about the stove and there it's worth three in
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 5: the stove. Question number three, d u i Q.
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 9: Complete the following phrase a bird in the hands, egg
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 9: and a basket. That means a bird in the hand
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 9: is worth an egg in the basket.
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 5: I guess it doesn't make a difference, okay that birds
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 5: come out of eggs come out of birds. I should say,
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 5: all right, well that's how you play the g u
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 5: i Q.
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 3: This is so many.
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 5: I can't believe what He didn't know who the second
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 5: president is. All right, well you know, I bet you
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 5: there are a lot of people who don't there know that, Like,
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 5: at least I'm willing when these questions come up. At
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 5: least I'm willing to make like I don't know that.
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah, these aren't all like everybody knows these.
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I just know I'm super dumb, and soone dumb
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 5: I'm just saying I'm super dumb in so many areas.
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 5: But I guess I'm saying that because there is hope.
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 5: My life has turned out okay, I've somehow managed to
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 5: get through it, yeah, and put together a pretty decent
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 5: Barbie is a millionaire exactly somehow. Did you see uh,
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 5: you know, fair Abraham, Yeah, back Door teen Moms. Last
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 5: time I heard about her, she was doing comedy in
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 5: New York, but something popped up. I just saw it.
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 5: She's running for mayor of Austin, Texas. She is, and
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 5: she announced her candidacy, but apparently she had no idea.
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 5: She thought the election was supposed to be later on
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 5: this year. It's not till twenty twenty eight. Oh, RB
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 5: from TMZ had to be like, uh, why would you
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 5: announce so early? And she goes, well, blah blah blah blah.
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 5: He goes, it's not till twenty twenty eight. She goes, well,
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 5: I know, because there's a difference between federal something whatever
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 5: and this, And she had no idea what the hell
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 5: she's talking about. So clearly probably just a who I mean,
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 5: I don't know, as a website publicity or Yeah.
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 7: She was just getting ready to get ready.
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, just getting ready to get ready, get ready.
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 5: Anyway, Uh, she's also I believe a millionaire, right, yeah,
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 5: she's she's Oh my god.
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but she still has the money or not?
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 5: That's the question. Yeah, I believe she probably does. That's
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 5: that's the question. Now, we did have somebody left a
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 5: message on the after hours voicemail a challenge for Seabas
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 5: Sea Bass. Please put a computer down.
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 14: I'm listening all right, yoh with a body show all
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 14: in since twenty fifteen, I'm a team Seabas all Day. However,
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 14: I was listening to the podcast from the other day,
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 14: as I do every day, and the topic of tail
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 14: and all came up in the lawsuits. I challenged Sea
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 14: Bass to explain on the air exactly how thailan all
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 14: works in terms of the actual mechanism. Spoiler alert, he's
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 14: not going to figure it out because ken View doesn't
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 14: even know how tialent all works. So interesting rabbit hole
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 14: to go down the creation of talent all. That's my challenge.
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 1: Good luck he gave away the answer that it is
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 1: a trick question.
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 5: Okay, So now the thing is, would I be interested
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 5: to hear Sea Bass really break down how tailan all
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 5: works for stuff I Number one I wouldn't claim to know.
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 5: But number two he again, he gave away. He gave
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 5: away the answer technically a little.
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 1: In general cases, something binds to something else in your body,
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 1: either accelerating or stopping that chemical process.
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 5: Here's my question. My question is having a great day
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 5: you're driving around. That's the thought that pops in them up.
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 1: Point being that it's one of those things like we
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 1: claim we know it, we don't know. There's so much
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 1: we don't know. We don't know how tailenol works. We
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 1: just know that it works, and so like that. That's
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 1: to me when people cry about Bigfoot and lockness monsters.
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 1: There are so many actual mysteries that you could be investigating,
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 1: but that's hard, and just talking about aliens at Bigfoot
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 1: it's easy because you can just.
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  Speaker 5: You know, it doesn't work. Laundry detergent, dude, I tell you,
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  Speaker 5: unless clothes and things are designed so that the minute
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  Speaker 5: you drip anything on the shirt, even like a little
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  Speaker 5: tiny spot, or maybe it drops down on your pants
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  Speaker 5: or whatever, and you can't get it out and have
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  Speaker 5: to throw it away, force you to buy new ones.
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  Speaker 5: It's like big jeans and big T shirt. You know,
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  Speaker 5: corporations just trying to get you to buy more stuff,
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  Speaker 5: and so therefore they're in with the detergent and the
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  Speaker 5: laundry machine people to make it so you have to
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  Speaker 5: keep buying new stuff. Like I got a gas station
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  Speaker 5: sandwich and it came with a little tiny like you
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  Speaker 5: see little ketchup packets Ketchu packet of like a honey
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  Speaker 5: mustard kind of sauce to put on. It was like
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  Speaker 5: a ham and cheese You actually use those? Those are
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  Speaker 5: garbage to me. I just well, good for you. But
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  Speaker 5: I was like, you know what, this dry ass gas
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  Speaker 5: station sandwich that I'm eating out desperation needs something, So
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  Speaker 5: I put it on there. But like as I was
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  Speaker 5: going to put the I was doing this in my
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  Speaker 5: car because I'm eating on the run, and I go
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  Speaker 5: to take the little packet and put it in the
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  Speaker 5: bag from the store, one little tiny strip hit the
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  Speaker 5: right leg of my jeans. I'm like, you know what,
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  Speaker 5: as soon as I get home, I'm on my way
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  Speaker 5: home here in about an hour. As soon as I
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  Speaker 5: get home, I'm going to out soak it and I'm
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  Speaker 5: gonna use they always say, because I'm like there's got
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  Speaker 5: to be for those kind of sauces, some kind of
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  Speaker 5: you know oil, like a you know, oil based like
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  Speaker 5: any kind of other dressing or sauce. Right, So I'm like,
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  Speaker 5: all right, I'm gonna get on this one. I'm not
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  Speaker 5: gonna let it sit. I'm gonna just take care of
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  Speaker 5: it right away. I didn't, dude, nothing gets that stuff
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  Speaker 5: Like you get one little thing on a shirt, the
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  Speaker 5: shirt's done, especially if it's oil. Did you use oxy clean?
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  Speaker 5: I don't have oxy clean?
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  Speaker 1: I have that's your first problem?
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  Speaker 5: Really no, because so I went online. I've tried different
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  Speaker 5: things over the years. I'm the question is like does
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  Speaker 5: anything work? Does anything really work for you? Get you know,
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  Speaker 5: like a little thing in olive oil maybe or something
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  Speaker 5: something like that.
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  Speaker 6: It is tough.
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  Speaker 12: Check it out typically with like you have to keep
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  Speaker 12: it wet, don't ever let it get dry. So wet
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  Speaker 12: it right away and then oxy clean typically works. And
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  Speaker 12: if it doesn't work the first time around, if you
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  Speaker 12: pull it out and you see it still there, you
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  Speaker 12: have to keep it wet and put more oxy clean
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  Speaker 12: on it. Do not dry it if you don't see
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  Speaker 12: it's out yet, and just continue the process.
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  Speaker 5: Somebody has shares an oxy clean. Well, she's a laundry shatic,
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  Speaker 5: as we all know. She loves it. So what I
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  Speaker 5: I did have in the car actually, I had like
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  Speaker 5: one of the little shout wipes. Yeah, you know, they'd
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  Speaker 5: make it once for tide and different things, shout wipe.
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  Speaker 5: So I did that like right away, and so it
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  Speaker 5: was still damp by the time I got it to
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  Speaker 5: the house. And then I read online with stuff like that,
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  Speaker 5: you get a dish soap because it's it's meant to
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  Speaker 5: break down grease, oil and stuffing, so rub that right
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  Speaker 5: into it. They said, let it sit for about forty
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  Speaker 5: five minutes to an hour, and then when you rinse it,
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  Speaker 5: get the hottest water you can get going out of
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  Speaker 5: the tap or the hottest water that garment can handle,
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  Speaker 5: and then rinse it from the backside of the fabric
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  Speaker 5: so it pushes it out, because when it fell onto
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  Speaker 5: the front of it, you push it from the back
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  Speaker 5: and it'll push it out as opposed to pushing it
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  Speaker 5: deeper into didn't think about that either. I did all
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  Speaker 5: that stuff and still it's it's like some of a bitch,
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  Speaker 5: But I have thrown so many things away recently for
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  Speaker 5: that reason.
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  Speaker 7: Like they know what this is.
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  Speaker 1: I see I see Greg caring about his true religion genes.
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  Speaker 5: Religion. I haven't heard that name.
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  Speaker 7: I haven't heard that name forever ago silver dude. It's
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  Speaker 7: like it's frustrating.
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  Speaker 5: A spray and wash the ox cleaned. I always thought
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  Speaker 5: that was just I see it.
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  Speaker 7: I bought it once and that wasn't impressive.
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  Speaker 6: It's incredible, miracle worker. I highly recommend the spray bottle.
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  Speaker 6: I'm getting it today.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, you should always have it on hand.
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  Speaker 6: It really is affect.
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  Speaker 10: I have a crazy question because it doesn't seem like
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  Speaker 10: it makes sense, but I swear it happened to me.
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  Speaker 6: Can water stain your clothes?
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  Speaker 5: Water?
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  Speaker 6: Yes, like the minerals in water? Like can it like.
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  Speaker 5: Like water on leather or like untreated leather maybe? Or
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  Speaker 5: I don't know what what is it is?
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  Speaker 10: It swayed, it's like just like a like a sweatshirt.
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  Speaker 10: And I'm like, oh, I got water and then I
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  Speaker 10: washed it, and I'm like that's not possible.
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  Speaker 6: How is there still a circle right there?
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  Speaker 5: I don't wait drinking? Wait, so this is after you
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  Speaker 5: washed it or just you spot treated something and it dried.
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  Speaker 5: I washed it was hard water.
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  Speaker 6: Maybe what was now I think I'm afraid I'm gonna grow.
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  Speaker 1: Gills if it said a sweatshirt that that would that's
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  Speaker 1: the weird, Like I could see it in something silk
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  Speaker 1: where they're no.
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  Speaker 6: It wasn't and there was no oil in it or
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  Speaker 6: something like.
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  Speaker 5: Oil water that hypercolor.
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 6: Oh, I've missed hypercolor. I'm gonna have to look into
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  Speaker 6: this more because I'm no, I'm.
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  Speaker 5: Kind of worried, I know. I mean, you go online.
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  Speaker 5: You see these different things that people say work for,
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  Speaker 5: you know, different things. You get this on this thing,
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  Speaker 5: get this out of this, and most of the time
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  Speaker 5: I find that, like, who does this work for? I'm
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 5: following all the steps. It's never yours, it doesn't.
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  Speaker 7: That's all I feel about carpet cleaners, Like they don't.
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  Speaker 5: I'll give the I'll give the oxy clean thing another shot.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I throw away and it's better. And the spray
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  Speaker 6: not the like dirt.
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  Speaker 5: Yeahs, yes, I can't the dirt.
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  Speaker 14: Water.
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  Speaker 9: You see.
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  Speaker 5: I can't afford to throw things away.
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  Speaker 6: So I got really good at watching my clothes.
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  Speaker 5: You have this big I'm not gonna wear something that's
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 5: gotta just because now because well, here's the thing. A
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  Speaker 5: lot of my stuff is like darker, it's like a gray,
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  Speaker 5: and so we have that stain. It's very noticeable. It
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  Speaker 5: just it pops out right. It's all solid colored you
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 5: know shirts or whatever. Now that I've messed with it
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  Speaker 5: to try it makes it even more noticeable. Sometimes it
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  Speaker 5: takes me some of the other color around that air
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  Speaker 5: so that one now patch is lighter than the gray
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  Speaker 5: and the other parts of the shirt.
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  Speaker 1: Taking it to a dry cleaner.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, no, fixed in like two seconds to Sammy. Yeah, Sam,
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  Speaker 5: is that you laundry challenge?
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 7: You have some other in your laundry that's not your
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 7: wife or that laundry guy that had that show about laundry,
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 7: or just go to Zara.
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  Speaker 5: And get some pants for twenty bucks. I'm yeah true
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  Speaker 5: eight seven seven forty four the Borax laundry bar. Take
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 5: a couple of people with that one.
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  Speaker 7: I'm kind of surprised you threw them away, though, what.
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  Speaker 5: Am I supposed to do? I'm never gonna wear it.
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 5: I'm never gonna wear it.
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  Speaker 7: I was about to say the dumbest thing I've ever said,
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 7: what use them next time you do yar work or
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 7: something's hilarious? Idiot show.
• 1:39:00
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  Speaker 5: Well, that's gonna do it for this hour. That's gonna
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  Speaker 5: do it for today's show. That's it for the week. Everybody,
• 1:39:10
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• 1:39:14
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  Speaker 7: Yeah. If you can't be productive, at least be attractive,
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  Speaker 7: all right, I mean.
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  Speaker 5: Stay productive, Yeah, because then then you won't need to.
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 5: If you're attractive, you won't need to be productive because
• 1:40:06
  Speaker 5: people just do they do stuff for you. Yeah, they
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 5: able to do the work for you, or that's what
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 5: you're saying, like you just uh, you know, if you're attractive,
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  Speaker 5: you'll be able to marry well uh huh, you know,
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  Speaker 5: be a kept man, right right, things things work for you.
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  Speaker 5: It makes a lot of sense. You're making a lot
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  Speaker 5: of sense.
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  Speaker 7: Just be attractive, all right.
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  Speaker 5: Thank you very much, great Gory, and thank you so
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 5: much for giving the show some of your valuable time
• 1:40:27
  Speaker 5: this week. You know we'd love to appreciate you for that.
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  Speaker 5: The rest of you guys could suck it. Have a
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  Speaker 5: great weekend. S M D double m bye. Have a
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 5: great Friday.
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  Speaker 4: You mother,