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- 0:00Speaker 1: Get it off your chest. We promise you'll feel better.
- 0:04Speaker 2: Welcome to Dirty Little Secret with Billy the Kid in
- 0:08Speaker 2: the morning.
- 0:09Speaker 1: The new Mix 102.9.
- 0:10Speaker 3: Got $ 1, 000 coming up next. It's Mix 102.9. If you
- 0:13Speaker 3: want some money or cash, Kyle, yeah, get it. Get
- 0:15Speaker 3: your $ 1, 000. If you've got a secret, 833-787-1029. It's Billy
- 0:20Speaker 3: the Kid, Candace Lopez over there with the glasses on
- 0:22Speaker 3: looking very serious.
- 0:23Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you. Why are you so serious today? I
- 0:25Speaker 1: just have eye strain.
- 0:26Speaker 2: I'm not serious.
- 0:28Speaker 1: Are those glasses blue light glasses or are they regular glasses?
- 0:30Speaker 1: They're both, yeah.
- 0:31Speaker 2: Oh, they are?
- 0:32Speaker 3: Okay, cool.
- 0:33Speaker 1: Pooh had blue light glasses for a day.
- 0:35Speaker 2: Remember that?
- 0:36Speaker 1: Yeah, I do.
- 0:37Speaker 3: He wore them because his doctor told him he had
- 0:39Speaker 3: to and then they never, I don't.
- 0:40Speaker 1: Know what happened to the glasses.
- 0:42Speaker 2: I actually had to get some more.
- 0:43Speaker 3: Why?
- 0:43Speaker 1: What happened?
- 0:44Speaker 2: Because I lost those.
- 0:46Speaker 1: You lost them?
- 0:47Speaker 2: Yeah, I had a warranty to turn it in.
- 0:49Speaker 1: You had a warrant? I knew it.
- 0:50Speaker 2: No, a warranty. A warranty. And I get them replaced.
- 0:53Speaker 2: I just hadn't called it in. Yeah, you need to.
- 0:55Speaker 3: Well, your eyes are shot. 833-787-1029. If you have a
- 0:59Speaker 3: dirty little secret, go ahead and confess.
- 1:01Speaker 4: I've been married for almost eight years. I know this
- 1:05Speaker 4: is going to make me sound like a horrible wife,
- 1:07Speaker 4: but I swear I have my reasons.
- 1:09Speaker 1: Okay.
- 1:10Speaker 4: My husband is absolutely terrified of ghosts. Like, I'm talking
- 1:15Speaker 4: a grown man who won't even watch scary movies because
- 1:17Speaker 4: he genuinely believes spirits can attach themselves to people.
- 1:22Speaker 1: Oh, wow. Really?
- 1:23Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
- 1:24Speaker 1: I mean, I know people like that. I mean, I'll
- 1:26Speaker 1: be honest. You do? I don't love scary movies. No,
- 1:29Speaker 1: I don't either. But I get it. I'm not scared
- 1:31Speaker 1: of ghosts, but either way.
- 1:33Speaker 3: So that's something that's not a part of your life,
- 1:36Speaker 3: especially this time of the year, I'm assuming.
- 1:38Speaker 4: Yeah, he grew up in a super religious household, and
- 1:41Speaker 4: he takes it really seriously.
- 1:42Speaker 3: Hmm.
- 1:43Speaker 4: And, you know, I'm the opposite. And my secret is
- 1:48Speaker 4: that for the last year and a half, maybe even
- 1:51Speaker 4: longer now, I've been convincing him that our house is
- 1:54Speaker 4: legit haunted.
- 1:55Speaker 2: Oh, no.
- 1:57Speaker 1: Why would you do that?
- 1:58Speaker 3: And it's not. It's not.
- 2:00Speaker 1: It's literally just me. That's a crazy prank. That is
- 2:03Speaker 1: a wild prank. Oh, yeah. What do you mean, first
- 2:07Speaker 1: of all, why? What are you doing this for? And
- 2:09Speaker 1: what do you do?
- 2:10Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 2:10Speaker 4: There's so much. I'll move things around when he's not looking.
- 2:13Speaker 4: I'll make weird scratching noises at night. You know, classic
- 2:17Speaker 4: turn lights on and off.
- 2:18Speaker 1: Oh, my gosh.
- 2:20Speaker 2: Okay.
- 2:21Speaker 4: I mean, the worst is when he's, like, half asleep.
- 2:23Speaker 4: I'll even whisper his name down the hallway.
- 2:25Speaker 1: No, you won't.
- 2:27Speaker 2: You're so wrong.
- 2:29Speaker 4: I also, one time I knocked a picture off the
- 2:31Speaker 4: wall while he was in the shower.
- 2:33Speaker 2: See, I thought.
- 2:34Speaker 1: Yeah, I know.
- 2:35Speaker 4: I thought I was going to give my man a
- 2:36Speaker 4: heart attack.
- 2:37Speaker 3: What I'm saying is like this. If you if you're
- 2:39Speaker 3: not scared of ghosts, this is like a funny prank. Yeah.
- 2:42Speaker 1: You're like, oh, I got you for the last couple
- 2:43Speaker 1: of weeks.
- 2:44Speaker 3: Right. But you said you've been doing this for how long?
- 2:46Speaker 1: Over a year? Yeah.
- 2:48Speaker 2: Oh, God.
- 2:49Speaker 1: That's intense.
- 2:50Speaker 3: That would give me so much anxiety around my house
- 2:52Speaker 3: and paranoia.
- 2:53Speaker 2: Right.
- 2:54Speaker 4: Before you judge me, I want to tell you why
- 2:56Speaker 4: I'm doing this.
- 2:57Speaker 1: I hate our house. Like I hate it. Okay. It
- 3:02Speaker 1: makes sense now. What do you mean?
- 3:04Speaker 4: Well, he had it before me and I moved in.
- 3:06Speaker 2: Exactly.
- 3:06Speaker 4: So it's never actually felt like mine. And, you know,
- 3:10Speaker 4: we've completely outgrown it. And I've just been begging him
- 3:12Speaker 4: to move for years now.
- 3:14Speaker 1: So you're okay. Now I got it. So you're trying
- 3:17Speaker 1: to convince him it's haunted too. You'll move.
- 3:20Speaker 2: Right.
- 3:21Speaker 4: So I thought maybe if I do this trick because
- 3:23Speaker 4: he's like, you know, now he's actually kind of considering it. Huh?
- 3:27Speaker 1: I mean, you hate the house that bad.
- 3:29Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
- 3:30Speaker 4: I tell him I get weird vibes in the house
- 3:32Speaker 4: and it's not just him. And, you know, honestly, I
- 3:35Speaker 4: think it's working.
- 3:36Speaker 1: Did another woman live in it before? Yeah, that's.
- 3:38Speaker 2: She did.
- 3:39Speaker 3: Yeah. OK.
- 3:41Speaker 1: Oh, I've been through this. I've been through this battle, though.
- 3:44Speaker 3: I mean, I really have genuinely been through this battle
- 3:47Speaker 3: where I mean, I've lived with a girl.
- 3:49Speaker 1: Lived with a woman.
- 3:50Speaker 3: And then, you know, years later, I have the same house.
- 3:53Speaker 3: I live with my new girlfriend. And this doesn't feel
- 3:56Speaker 3: like ours.
- 3:57Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
- 3:58Speaker 1: This doesn't feel like mine. Yeah.
- 4:00Speaker 2: Put some new tile down.
- 4:01Speaker 1: Don't worry about it.
- 4:03Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
- 4:03Speaker 1: Did you have one that did?
- 4:05Speaker 2: Yes, I did. What'd she do?
- 4:07Speaker 1: She redid the kitchen.
- 4:08Speaker 3: She redid the kitchen while I was at work. And
- 4:11Speaker 3: I didn't even care. But I was like also like, oh,
- 4:14Speaker 3: that's a lot. I didn't even whatever.
- 4:16Speaker 1: OK. Hey, if that makes you happy, that makes you happy.
- 4:18Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 4:19Speaker 1: At least she didn't pretend it was haunted.
- 4:22Speaker 2: Yeah, I know.
- 4:23Speaker 1: True. But if it's working, you're about to get out
- 4:25Speaker 1: of this house now.
- 4:26Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 4:27Speaker 4: I mean, he even told me that, you know, he
- 4:28Speaker 4: doesn't feel comfortable being home alone anymore.
- 4:31Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
- 4:33Speaker 4: I actually think things are getting a little out of hand, maybe.
- 4:36Speaker 4: He told me recently that he wants to have a
- 4:38Speaker 4: priest come over to bless the house. Because he thinks
- 4:41Speaker 4: something evil is living here.
- 4:43Speaker 3: It's you.
- 4:43Speaker 1: I know. And I don't know what I got myself
- 4:47Speaker 1: into here. It's the spirit of his ex.
- 4:49Speaker 2: Yeah, if a priest comes, you're in trouble.
- 4:51Speaker 3: I know, that sounds terrible.
- 4:53Speaker 1: That can't be a bad thing.
- 4:54Speaker 3: So close.
- 4:55Speaker 1: If the priest comes over and blesses the house either way.
- 4:59Speaker 3: Wow.
- 5:00Speaker 1: This is next level to get your way.
- 5:02Speaker 4: I'm literally helping my husband arrange an exorcism for a ghost.
- 5:05Speaker 1: That doesn't exist. Well, you are committed. And I will
- 5:10Speaker 1: say that.
- 5:10Speaker 3: I am.
- 5:11Speaker 1: I can't stop now. No, you can't. So please let
- 5:14Speaker 1: us know when you get that new house.
- 5:16Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, you should just keep acting like you're
- 5:18Speaker 3: also scared of the haunted house.
- 5:19Speaker 1: That way he'll feel more freaked.
- 5:21Speaker 2: Out and really want to move.
- 5:22Speaker 1: Yes. You've got to join him in the fear. Oh,
- 5:24Speaker 1: she's all in. Yeah. And then next it's going to
- 5:27Speaker 1: be like, okay, babe, I think my car is haunted.
- 5:29Speaker 3: Right.
- 5:31Speaker 1: I really need a new car.
- 5:33Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
- 5:33Speaker 4: Okay, that's next level.
- 5:36Speaker 3: Well, thank you so much for your confession. That's very smart.
- 5:39Speaker 3: I will give you that. Very smart, especially if he's
- 5:41Speaker 3: already scared of ghosts. Also kind of mean, but hey,
- 5:45Speaker 3: if it means a new house, new times, new start,
- 5:47Speaker 3: no ghost, everyone's happy. Yeah.
- 5:50Speaker 4: Thank you.
- 5:51Speaker 1: Dirty little secrets.
- 5:52Speaker 3: Thank you.