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Full Show 2-17-26: Alabama Bond · The Alabama Show On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Stirring the pots one morning at a time. Welcome looking
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  Speaker 1: through the Alabama Show.
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  Speaker 2: I realized yesterday that my animals are a problem.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you finally catching on board.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, it's mating season in my peacocks. Yesterday the Amazon
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  Speaker 2: driver pulled up to my house and they're being weird.
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  Speaker 2: They all started running in circles around the Amazon truck
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  Speaker 2: and the guy was terrified to come out. And I
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  Speaker 2: guess his girlfriend was riding with him because it was
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  Speaker 2: a holiday. She was like jumped in the back of
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  Speaker 2: the truck and was hiding and he was outside and
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  Speaker 2: he started honking the horn. I had to go out there.
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  Speaker 2: He wouldn't get out of the car, and the girl
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  Speaker 2: was like, did they bite? I was like, no, just
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  Speaker 2: get out of the car, and they'll run from me.
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  Speaker 2: And they're yelling now when cars pulling the driveway, and
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  Speaker 2: it sounds like a loud cat meowing. It's like and
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  Speaker 2: they do it all night, all night.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like this is how a lot of guys
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  Speaker 3: are in the dating world, run around and scare off
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  Speaker 3: to women.
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  Speaker 2: They do. I posted a video. We're going to share
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  Speaker 2: this to the Alabama Show. He was dancing yesterday for
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  Speaker 2: the ladies too.
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  Speaker 4: They were ignoring him.
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  Speaker 2: They'd rather eat just like in real life.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're just naming the regular dating world.
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  Speaker 2: So weird. Anyway, Good morning, Happy Tuesday. Thank you for
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  Speaker 2: being here. What was weird that happened for you this weekend?
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  Speaker 2: Called the show? Eight three three five? Im bamo is
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  Speaker 2: the number? Good morning, it's what the hell headlines? What
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  Speaker 2: the hell are you talking about? On the Alabama Show,
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  Speaker 2: a man got stuck in a van after trying to
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  Speaker 2: steal it.
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  Speaker 4: Why how do you miss? Messed it up? That band?
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  Speaker 2: I guess where this happened had to be Florida. Absolutely.
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  Speaker 2: A twenty six year old Florida man tried to steal
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  Speaker 2: a landscaping van parked on the street. He climbed in
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  Speaker 2: the back and accidentally got locked inside in the back
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  Speaker 2: of it. He started screaming for help. The police showed
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  Speaker 2: up to help, and then he went to jail. Listen
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  Speaker 2: to this.
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  Speaker 5: He was saying, get me out of here, I can't breathe.
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  Speaker 5: He would say, Poppy, help because there was you know,
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  Speaker 5: my shadies inside the truck and he could have just
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  Speaker 5: come out and hurt anybody. So they left him in there.
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  Speaker 5: I think it was kind of actually funny, I got
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  Speaker 5: us a dumb crook.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, we all think that's funny.
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  Speaker 1: Why you super easy Trivia with the Yella Mama.
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  Speaker 2: Show, Andrew? Good morning? Oh let me wait in against
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  Speaker 2: the blacky Food. Do you want to play super easy
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  Speaker 2: trivia today?
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  Speaker 4: Help me to heed this challenge?
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  Speaker 2: Hikay Andrew, Let's see who's smarter. Question number one? What
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  Speaker 2: is the main ingredient in guaca? Wait? No, no, Since
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  Speaker 2: y'all are going against each other, y'all both have to
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  Speaker 2: use your name as your buzzer. Whoever does it fast?
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  Speaker 2: That's all right? What's the main ingredient in guacamal?
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  Speaker 3: Blake? And all right?
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  Speaker 2: You both go avocado glam avocada. Blake got it right.
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  Speaker 2: He messed up Andrew by technicality. Next one, what's the
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  Speaker 2: largest mammal in the world? Okay, it's an elephant, Blake producer, Blake?
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  Speaker 4: Will?
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  Speaker 1: What kind of will?
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  Speaker 2: The blue whill? Is it? Andrew? You're not looking too
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  Speaker 2: good right now. Last one for the wind, what's the
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  Speaker 2: name of Mickey Mouse's dog?
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  Speaker 6: Andrew?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Andrew, his name's Goofy.
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  Speaker 3: Oh No.
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  Speaker 2: For two dogs, Goofy is not Mickey Mouse's dog. Who
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  Speaker 2: is Mickey Mouse's dog.
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  Speaker 4: That would be Pluto.
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  Speaker 2: It's Pluto, you said Pluto. Goofy is not Mickey Mouse's dog.
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  Speaker 2: Goofy is another character. Oh my god, here call us
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  Speaker 2: back later on the show Today, Andrew, I love you, Betty, I.
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  Speaker 6: Love y'all too.
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  Speaker 1: There's three things you need to know you.
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  Speaker 2: I need you to make the air horn for our
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  Speaker 2: Birmingham native Jordan Fisher. He is going to be in
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  Speaker 2: the Little Shop of Horrors. He's got the lead role
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  Speaker 2: of the off Broadway revival in New York City West Side.
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  Speaker 2: You know a Little Shop of hor with the talking
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  Speaker 2: uh fly eater, Yes, Venus Trap. Yeah, he's got the
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  Speaker 2: lead role. He's going to be doing that, so good
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  Speaker 2: for him.
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  Speaker 4: That's pretty sick. Congrats Jordan.
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  Speaker 2: Savannah Guthrie's family members are cleared as possible suspects in
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  Speaker 2: Nancy's disappearance because online a lot of people were speculating
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  Speaker 2: that Savannah Guthrie's sister and her husband were involved, So
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  Speaker 2: the sheriff said in a statement yesterday to be clear,
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  Speaker 2: the Guthrie family, to include all siblings and spouses, have
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  Speaker 2: been cleared as possible suspects. The family has been nothing
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  Speaker 2: but cooperative and gracious, and they are victims in this case.
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  Speaker 2: He also said anybody suggesting otherwise is cruel and to
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  Speaker 2: give them their space and let them deal with all
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  Speaker 2: of this. Nancy's still missing. We're going into the third
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  Speaker 2: week of her being missing. This is crazy.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, this is unprecedented. Tom.
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  Speaker 2: We will keep you updated as we find out more.
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  Speaker 2: We are still hoping for the best. That's three things
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  Speaker 2: you need to know more at the Alabamashow dot com.
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  Speaker 1: You were listening to the Alabama Show.
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  Speaker 2: On Man, I need to know if I'm a bad
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  Speaker 2: person for what I did.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, do you want my answer now or do you
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  Speaker 3: want me to save money.
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  Speaker 2: Need to hear this story, because you know I'm a
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  Speaker 2: good person.
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  Speaker 4: I'll wait to hear the story.
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  Speaker 2: By the way, thank you for listening to the Alabama show.
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  Speaker 2: I'm Alabama with producer Blake.
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  Speaker 4: That's me.
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  Speaker 2: I went to a gala okay, which was a big
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  Speaker 2: fundraiser for cancer research over the weekend.
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  Speaker 4: Right. Yes.
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  Speaker 2: A lady who was on the board invited me because
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  Speaker 2: she came into our studios and did a commercial and
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  Speaker 2: she's like, oh, you should come. So it was this
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  Speaker 2: awesome event, great fundraiser. It was super cool.
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  Speaker 4: Yep.
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  Speaker 2: I met a lot of really great people. There were lawyers, judges,
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  Speaker 2: private investigator, all kinds of people. The private investigator is
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  Speaker 2: a lady. At the end of the night, it was
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  Speaker 2: the James Bond themed gala. And at the end of
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  Speaker 2: the night they had these floral arrangements on the table. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that were these beautiful red roses.
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  Speaker 4: Oh no, the private.
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  Speaker 2: Investigator she had one in her hands, and I said,
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  Speaker 2: what do you do. She goes, I'm taking one home,
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  Speaker 2: and I was like, oh, she goes take one, and
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  Speaker 2: I went, I can't.
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  Speaker 3: I can't do that.
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  Speaker 2: It's not for me. And then other people started taking
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  Speaker 2: them out. I was like, the lady who invited me
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  Speaker 2: is gonna see me taking it out and think I'm
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  Speaker 2: a cheap oath. There were doctors there, like, all these
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  Speaker 2: well to do people, and then there's me and I'm
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  Speaker 2: doing my best to fit in and this woman takes
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  Speaker 2: a freaking floral arrangement from the and then I see
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  Speaker 2: other people. I saw this other woman in ursa and
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  Speaker 2: carrying out the flowers. She goes, take one. I did,
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  Speaker 2: and I started running through the hall trying to like
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  Speaker 2: hide and get to my car. Before the lady who
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  Speaker 2: invited me saw me take these flowers.
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  Speaker 3: I said, you act like this is a heist film.
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  Speaker 2: It felt like one, and I feel guilty.
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  Speaker 4: Still.
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  Speaker 2: I looked at them this morning.
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  Speaker 3: Before I came to work.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, why did I take these?
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  Speaker 4: Did you look at it and go I'm a thief?
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  Speaker 2: Common I feel like a thief right now. I feel
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  Speaker 2: like James Bond needs to come hunt me down and
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  Speaker 2: take the flowers back because they came in this little
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  Speaker 2: It was a plastic holder. But still, I don't know
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  Speaker 2: if I'm mad or not for this.
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  Speaker 3: Other people were doing it. Yes, you're in the wrong
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  Speaker 3: for taking something that was nice we're just.
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  Speaker 2: Gonna throw them away.
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  Speaker 3: Oh that's what they said. You surround yourself with people
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  Speaker 3: you're gonna act like, and you surround yourself with a
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  Speaker 3: bunch of thieves, especially a probably investigator taking some stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Come on, now, call the show, especially a few work events.
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  Speaker 2: If you were, If you're the lady that invited me
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  Speaker 2: and you're listening because she does listen to the show,
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  Speaker 2: just ignore the last three minutes of your life and
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  Speaker 2: pretend like it didn't happen.
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  Speaker 3: She's sorry, I am sorry.
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  Speaker 2: I will bring you back the container that I will
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  Speaker 2: bring it back to you if you want to call
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  Speaker 2: the show. Eight three three five, Oy Bama is the number.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Alabama Show on demand.
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  Speaker 2: Eight three three five I in Bama is the number
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  Speaker 2: to call the show. Chris, good morning. Am I wrong
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  Speaker 2: for taking a floral arrangement from the very nice gala
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  Speaker 2: that I went to this weekend?
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  Speaker 6: Well? Look here I got two things to say here.
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  Speaker 6: Number one, you're in this gallop of all these respectable people, doctors, lawyers, judges,
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  Speaker 6: and you find the satius profession in the room to
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  Speaker 6: listen to. You find a private investigator. Have you not
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  Speaker 6: read books or watch movies Alabama. That's a.
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  Speaker 2: It was a jacus. Well you know what, Okay, what's
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  Speaker 2: the other thing you want to say?
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  Speaker 6: No, now that being said, they're right, they're gonna throw
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  Speaker 6: that stuff away anyway. You're just be purposing. You're helping
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  Speaker 6: the planet exactly.
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  Speaker 2: My kitchen looks great right now too, they're beautiful. Thank you, Chris.
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  Speaker 6: There you go. Just as long as the dog's doing
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  Speaker 6: you didn't get sick, you'll be all right.
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  Speaker 2: All right, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: It's three things you need to know with the eleve.
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  Speaker 2: March third. You've heard of the smartphone, but now there's
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  Speaker 2: I know, keep a look out for it. And today
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  Speaker 2: starts the lunar new year. In Chinese astrology, it is
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  Speaker 2: the year of the Horse. Celebrations start today. They last
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  Speaker 2: until March third, if you want to celebrate. Also, if
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  Speaker 4: I do not know.
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  Speaker 2: You are a tiger. The year of the Horse is
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Alabama Show on demand.
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  Speaker 2: I have the most awesome story for today, all right,
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  Speaker 2: hit me with it. So a six year old girl
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  Speaker 2: in Pittsburgh has sold over one hundred thousand boxes of
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  Speaker 2: Girl Scout cookies this year. Oh my gosh, which is
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  Speaker 2: the most ever sold in a single season by a
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  Speaker 2: Girl Scout.
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  Speaker 4: That is an insane number.
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  Speaker 2: And here's what makes it even more awesome. Her name
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  Speaker 2: is Pim. She has special needs. She had previously been
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  Speaker 2: turned away from a troop whose leader said that her
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  Speaker 2: disabilities would hold the troop back. So at one point
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  Speaker 2: she wasn't even allowed to be a Girl Scout. And
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  Speaker 2: then this year she sold more than any other Girl
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  Speaker 2: Scouts in a single season.
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  Speaker 4: That is such an incredible story. Oh my god, that's a.
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  Speaker 2: Great comeback story. Listen to Pim and her mom talk
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  Speaker 2: about it.
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  Speaker 1: My name is Kim.
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  Speaker 2: Do any nice room goosie being somewhere now that she
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  Speaker 2: has loved and wanted it just makes us so happy.
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  Speaker 2: And how many Girl Scout cookies are you trying to sell?
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  Speaker 2: Ten thousand was her goal, but then it ended up
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  Speaker 2: being one hundred thousand. So Pim is what's awesome today.
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  Speaker 2: If you have a good news story you want to share,
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  Speaker 2: call the show eight three three five O one Bama
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  Speaker 2: is the number.
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  Speaker 1: You were listening to the Alabama Show. The following program
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  Speaker 1: is on demand.
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  Speaker 2: Congratulations, producer Blake, you have now become a man. I
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  Speaker 2: don't know what this means. Thanks for listening to the
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  Speaker 2: Alabama Show. I'm Alabama with Producer Blake. That's me because
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  Speaker 2: you did the most man thing ever this weekend.
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  Speaker 3: And I don't consider it a man thing, but yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Lost because you wouldn't use your GPS because you said
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  Speaker 2: I know the way.
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  Speaker 4: What happened.
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  Speaker 3: I was heading to my friend's house, uh huh in Georgia,
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  Speaker 3: and I was like, I've been this way.
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  Speaker 4: Turns out I didn't know the way.
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  Speaker 3: I thought I did, but I still refused to use
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  Speaker 3: my map.
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  Speaker 2: How long did you add to your trip by getting lost?
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  Speaker 4: An hour?
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  Speaker 2: At what point did you realize that you were lost
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  Speaker 2: at the.
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  Speaker 3: Time I should have been there. I took too many
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  Speaker 3: wrong turns.
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  Speaker 2: So how'd you get out? Did you stop and ask
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  Speaker 2: for help?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 3: After after about the time, I was like, man, I
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  Speaker 3: should be close by now. I decided i'd pull off
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  Speaker 3: to get gas and I pulled up the maps.
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  Speaker 4: And it said an hour away.
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  Speaker 2: I was.
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  Speaker 4: A little behind.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I I thought I knew the way. I thought
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  Speaker 3: I was a better.
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  Speaker 2: I know, we have this conversation all the time with
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  Speaker 2: other things than just driving.
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  Speaker 3: I thought that was more knowledgeable my area that I was.
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  Speaker 4: I tried.
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  Speaker 2: Remember. Wasn't there a time when you were riding with
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  Speaker 2: your parents through Mexico and they got and your dad
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  Speaker 2: got y'all lost and you were fearing for your life?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that happened.
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  Speaker 2: What's the famous phrase about an apple and a tree.
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  Speaker 4: The apple doesn't far far.
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  Speaker 3: Far from the tree.
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  Speaker 2: Just you care for your life sometimes.
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  Speaker 3: I've made it this far, and I'll make it hopefully
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  Speaker 3: just as far.
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  Speaker 2: I've only made it twenty seven years so far.
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  Speaker 3: That's still far. That's pretty good.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: All I'm saying is I made it safely. I just
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  Speaker 3: literally took two wrong turns that led through for an.
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  Speaker 2: Hour in the opposite direction of where you were supposed
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  Speaker 2: to go.
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  Speaker 4: Look, you see a disaster. I see an adventure. That's
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  Speaker 4: where we lie here.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, was it an adventure? It was?
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  Speaker 4: I had a good time.
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  Speaker 3: I'm looking at all the trees that are on the
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  Speaker 3: side of the road.
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  Speaker 4: Call the show.
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  Speaker 2: Is your husband like this or do you know anybody
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  Speaker 2: in your life like this? I know the way I'm
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  Speaker 2: not looking at mats or does your husband or boyfriend
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  Speaker 2: not look at directions? Putting furniture together, that's another thing
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  Speaker 2: I'll do that drives me nuts.
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  Speaker 4: I'll do that all the time, and.
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  Speaker 2: Then you have to put it together. Five times eight
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  Speaker 2: three three five oh one. Bama is the number. That's
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  Speaker 2: eight three three five oh one two two six two.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, we're done. Okay, you don't sound so happy to
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  Speaker 2: be gone. I'm not gone yet anyway. Anything you missed
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