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Johnjay has LEFT the BUILDING · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Well, good morning. It's John Jay and rich our phone
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  Speaker 1: number eight seven seven nine three seven one four seven
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  Speaker 1: to text to show. You can text JJR in your
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  Speaker 1: message to nine six eight ninety three. John Jay had
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  Speaker 1: to step out. He had to go take care of
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  Speaker 1: some family stuff. So now it's just us three and
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  Speaker 1: of course Nick and Noah and Dylan and everybody else.
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  Speaker 1: But we're here and John Jay and his family taking
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  Speaker 1: care of some stuff. Yeah, we're sinning our love. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So and I'll let him tell that story because that's
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  Speaker 1: their story to tell. Yeah for sure. Yeah, but you know,
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  Speaker 1: hopefully everything's okay and we will chance with him when
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  Speaker 1: we come back. I want to ask you, Kyle, because
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  Speaker 1: it used to be back in the day once a
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  Speaker 1: week you were obsessed with the Crumpled Cookies. Yeah, it
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  Speaker 1: was a problem and all of the flavors, and it's
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  Speaker 1: like you could have you could see Kyle being stressed
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  Speaker 1: under the pressure of the show. But then when the
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  Speaker 1: Crumple Cookies announced their new flavors, she would light up.
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  Speaker 1: You'd be like, oh, yeah, I know.
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  Speaker 2: I looked forward to it, like every Sunday on their
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  Speaker 2: Instagram they announced their new flavors, and it did get
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  Speaker 2: to be a little like, WHOA, I need to scale
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  Speaker 2: myself back a little bit because they're quite the indulgence.
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  Speaker 2: I love Crumble cookies, but like, yeah, you get to
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  Speaker 2: watch happen them every week, so I've taken a break
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  Speaker 2: from them for a while. And my kids they also
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  Speaker 2: love Rumble cookies, but they only like the milk chocolate,
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  Speaker 2: chocolate chip ones.
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  Speaker 1: That's it.
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  Speaker 2: They don't like I like all the fancy ones, Like
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  Speaker 2: give me the cheesecake one, give me all the other ones.
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  Speaker 2: So the other day I was running running an errand
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  Speaker 2: and I walked right past a Crumble cookie while I
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  Speaker 2: was running into my erran and I was like, you
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  Speaker 2: know what, I'm on my way to do this erran
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  Speaker 2: And afterwards, I'm gonna go pick up my kids and
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna do something special for them. I'm gonna get
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  Speaker 2: them a Crumble cookie. So when I picked them up
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  Speaker 2: from school, they get this.
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  Speaker 1: Yummy Sopress's amazing.
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  Speaker 2: Right, So I'm like, but am I going to be
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  Speaker 2: able to resist? Because I've felt my jeans getting tight lately.
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  Speaker 2: I've been feeling like you don't want to feel that
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  Speaker 2: going into the holiday season, and I'm already there. It's like,
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  Speaker 2: you know, usually that happens to me after because I'm like, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: all of the holidays, you got Halloween and Halloween, all
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  Speaker 2: the things. So I've already gotten to that point where
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, Okay, I'm not necessarily starting a New Year's
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  Speaker 2: resolution right now, but I need to, like I need
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  Speaker 2: to get back on track. So is this a risk
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  Speaker 2: I'm willing to take walking into a Crumble because I
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  Speaker 2: used to put that usually cannot resist the temptation.
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  Speaker 1: So I walk in and I.
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  Speaker 2: Order their two cookies and I'm like looking at them
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  Speaker 2: and they look really good, because you know, they always
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  Speaker 2: have those example cookies just sitting by the register, and I'm.
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  Speaker 1: Looking perfectly decorated and delicious, Like is.
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  Speaker 2: That an iced oatmeal cookie?
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  Speaker 1: She's like yeah, I like, I can't do it.
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  Speaker 2: I'll just take the too, thank you so much. And
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  Speaker 2: so I made it. I made it out of the
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  Speaker 2: Crumble cookie without getting one for myself, and I was
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  Speaker 2: like patting myself on the bag and like, look at
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  Speaker 2: what I just did. This is like so great to
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  Speaker 2: just resist the temptation. This is like a win that
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  Speaker 2: never happens. So I get the kids. They're all excited.
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  Speaker 1: Why why did you get chromal cookies?
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  Speaker 2: Is it's something special? I said, it's special because I
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  Speaker 2: get to.
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  Speaker 1: See you today. I want I pick you up right.
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  Speaker 2: Just sometimes I do this so and I feel like
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  Speaker 2: I do that because every once in a while, my
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  Speaker 2: mom would pick us up and she would get I
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  Speaker 2: don't know if you guys remember that they're like.
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  Speaker 1: Pink iced sugar cookies from Circle K.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, Oh my god, those are the best.
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  Speaker 1: And she would surprise us with those cookies.
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  Speaker 2: So I think I'm starting like I want to have
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  Speaker 2: that same sort of tradition, like remember when mom used
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  Speaker 2: to bring home chromal cookies or whatever. Anyway, so we
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  Speaker 2: get home and they're eating part of the cookie and
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  Speaker 2: Easton's like, I don't want the rest? Do you want it?
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  Speaker 1: And I'm like, no, you already like like watched through
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  Speaker 1: fire they got out the other side.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, And I was like, how about I cut it
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  Speaker 2: up and put some of it in your lunch tomorrow
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  Speaker 2: and then maybe the next day. And he's like, okay,
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  Speaker 2: So I'm cutting like the bites off to cut it
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  Speaker 2: into like a perfect triangle, and I'm like a couple
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  Speaker 2: of bites, won't I was like, you know what, I
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  Speaker 2: ruined it.
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  Speaker 1: It did. I cannot have no self. It's the same
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  Speaker 1: thing when I get Randy's donuts from my kids, because
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  Speaker 1: they are they look delicious. I can walk by that
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  Speaker 1: donut box probably ten or eleven times, but the twelfth
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  Speaker 1: time I will eat three.
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  Speaker 2: If it's in the house and staring me in the face.
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  Speaker 2: It's like, okay, fine.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're only you can go to waste, You're only human.
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  Speaker 1: And was delicious. It was delicious, so told me some crumble.
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  Speaker 1: But so you're kind of back.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well the but you know, I figured normally I
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  Speaker 2: would have a whole entire one.
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  Speaker 1: Right, this was a few bikes.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I feel like an oatmeal cookie is
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  Speaker 2: a healthier version of a cookie.
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  Speaker 1: Should have just caught cookie. You're probably.
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  Speaker 2: There.
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  Speaker 1: I'm starting me today.
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  Speaker 2: You know, all we can do is work on ourselves,
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  Speaker 2: one day at a time.
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  Speaker 1: Right. Kyle on Fuck is the first person to start
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  Speaker 1: her New Year's resolution in the middle of November. It
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  Speaker 1: had started getting after it