Latest / Man Who Was Thursday, A Nightmare (Dramatic Reading) / 08 - Man Who Was Thursday, A Nightmare (Dramatic Reading) by G K Chesterton
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Countable conduct of Professor de Worms. Sit down, said Sunday,
- 0:07Speaker 1: in a voice that he used once or twice in
- 0:10Speaker 1: his life, a voice that made men drop drawn swords.
- 0:15Speaker 1: The three who had risen fell away from Gogul, and
- 0:18Speaker 1: that equivocal person himself resumed his seat. Well, my man,
- 0:24Speaker 1: said the President, briskly, addressing him as one addresses a
- 0:27Speaker 1: total stranger.
- 0:29Speaker 2: Will you oblige me by putting your hand in your
- 0:32Speaker 2: upper waistcoat pocket and showing me what you have there?
- 0:36Speaker 1: The alleged pull was a little pale under his tangle
- 0:39Speaker 1: of dark hair, but he put two fingers into the
- 0:42Speaker 1: pocket with apparent coolness, and pulled out a blue strip
- 0:46Speaker 1: of card. When sim saw it lying on the table,
- 0:49Speaker 1: he woke up again to the world outside him, for
- 0:52Speaker 1: although the card lay at the other extreme of the
- 0:55Speaker 1: table and he could read nothing of the inscription on it,
- 0:58Speaker 1: it bore a startling resemblance to the blue card in
- 1:01Speaker 1: his own pocket, the card which had been given to
- 1:04Speaker 1: him when he joined the anti anarchist constabulary.
- 1:09Speaker 2: Pathetic Slav, said the President, tragic child of Poland, are
- 1:15Speaker 2: you prepared, in the presence of that card to deny
- 1:19Speaker 2: that you are in this company, Shall we say de
- 1:23Speaker 2: troll roto.
- 1:26Speaker 1: Said the late Google. It made everyone jump to hear
- 1:29Speaker 1: a clear commercial and somewhat cockney voice coming out of
- 1:33Speaker 1: that forest of foreign hair. It was irrational, as if
- 1:37Speaker 1: a chinaman had suddenly spoken with a Scotch accent.
- 1:42Speaker 2: I gather that you fully understand your position.
- 1:46Speaker 1: Said Sunday. You bet, answered the poll.
- 1:51Speaker 2: I say it's a fair cop.
- 1:52Speaker 3: All I say is I don't believe any pole clue
- 1:55Speaker 3: imitated by accents.
- 1:56Speaker 2: What I did is I concede the point, said Sunday.
- 2:01Speaker 2: I believe your own accent to be inimitable, though I
- 2:05Speaker 2: shall practice it in my bath. Do you mind leaving
- 2:09Speaker 2: your beard with your card?
- 2:12Speaker 1: Not a bit, answered Goggle, and with one finger he
- 2:16Speaker 1: ripped off the whole of his shaggy head covering, emerging
- 2:19Speaker 1: with thin red hair and a pale pert face.
- 2:23Speaker 2: It was aught. He added, I will do you the
- 2:27Speaker 2: justice to say.
- 2:28Speaker 1: Said Sunday, not without a sort of brutal admiration.
- 2:33Speaker 2: That you seem to have kept pretty cool under it.
- 2:37Speaker 2: Now listen to me. I like you. The consequence is
- 2:42Speaker 2: that it would annoy me for just about two and
- 2:45Speaker 2: a half minutes if I heard that you had died
- 2:49Speaker 2: in torments. Well, if you ever tell the police or
- 2:54Speaker 2: any human soul about us, I shall have that two
- 2:58Speaker 2: and a half minutes of discomfort. On your discomfort, I
- 3:04Speaker 2: will not dwell. Good day. Mind the step.
- 3:09Speaker 1: The red haired detective, who had masqueraded as Gogul rose
- 3:13Speaker 1: to his feet without a word and walked out of
- 3:16Speaker 1: the room with an air of perfect nonchalance. Yet the
- 3:20Speaker 1: astonished sign was able to realize that this ease was
- 3:23Speaker 1: suddenly assumed, for there was a slight stumble outside the door,
- 3:27Speaker 1: which showed that the departing detective had not minded the step.
- 3:33Speaker 2: Time is flying, said.
- 3:35Speaker 1: The President in his gayest manner, after glancing at his watch,
- 3:39Speaker 1: which liked everything about him, seemed bigger than it ought
- 3:43Speaker 1: to be.
- 3:44Speaker 2: I must go off at once. I have to take
- 3:47Speaker 2: the chair at a humanitarian meeting.
- 3:51Speaker 1: The secretary turned to him with working eyebrows. Would it
- 3:55Speaker 1: not be better, he said, a little sharply, to discuss
- 4:00Speaker 1: further the details of our project, now that the spy
- 4:04Speaker 1: has left us. No, I think not, said the President,
- 4:10Speaker 1: with a yawn, like an unobtrusive earthquake.
- 4:13Speaker 2: Leave it as it is, Let Saturday settle it. I
- 4:18Speaker 2: must be off breakfast here next Sunday.
- 4:22Speaker 1: But the late loud scenes had whipped up the almost
- 4:25Speaker 1: naked nerves of the secretary. He was one of those
- 4:29Speaker 1: men who are conscientious even in crime.
- 4:33Speaker 3: I must protest, President, that the thing is iercular, he said.
- 4:41Speaker 3: It is a fundamental rule of our society that all
- 4:46Speaker 3: plans shall be debated in full council. Of course, I
- 4:51Speaker 3: fully appreciate your forethought when in the actual presence of
- 4:56Speaker 3: a traitor.
- 4:59Speaker 1: Secretary, said the President, seriously.
- 5:03Speaker 2: If you'd take your head home and boil it for
- 5:05Speaker 2: a turnip, it might be useful. I can't say, but
- 5:10Speaker 2: it might.
- 5:12Speaker 1: The secretary reared back in a kind of equine anger.
- 5:17Speaker 3: I've really fail to understand, he began, in high offense.
- 5:23Speaker 2: That's it, that's it, said.
- 5:26Speaker 1: The President, nodding a great many times.
- 5:30Speaker 2: That's where you fail, right enough, You fail to understand
- 5:35Speaker 2: why you dancing? Donkey, he roared, rising, You didn't want
- 5:40Speaker 2: to be overheard by a spy, didn't you? How do
- 5:45Speaker 2: you know you aren't overheard? Now?
- 5:48Speaker 1: And with these words, he shouldered his way out of
- 5:51Speaker 1: the room, shaking with incomprehensible scorn. Four of the men
- 5:56Speaker 1: left behind gaped at him, without any apparent glimmering of
- 5:59Speaker 1: his meaning. Sime alone had even a glimmering, and such
- 6:03Speaker 1: as it was, froze him to the bone. If the
- 6:06Speaker 1: last words of the President meant anything, they meant that
- 6:10Speaker 1: he had not, after all, passed unsuspected. They meant that
- 6:15Speaker 1: while Sunday could not denounce him like Goggle, he still
- 6:18Speaker 1: could not trust him like the others. The other four
- 6:22Speaker 1: got to their feet, grumbling more or less, and betook
- 6:25Speaker 1: themselves elsewhere to find lunch, for it was already well
- 6:29Speaker 1: past mid day. The Professor went last, very slowly and painfully.
- 6:36Speaker 1: Sime sat long after the rest had gone, revolving his
- 6:39Speaker 1: strange position. He had escaped a thunderbolt, but he was
- 6:44Speaker 1: still under a cloud. At last he rose and made
- 6:48Speaker 1: his way out of the hotel into Leicester Square. The
- 6:52Speaker 1: bright cold day had grown increasingly colder, and when he
- 6:56Speaker 1: came out into the street, he was surprised by a
- 6:59Speaker 1: few flakes of snow. While he still carried the sword
- 7:03Speaker 1: stick and the rest of Gregory's portable luggage, he had
- 7:06Speaker 1: thrown the cloak down and left it somewhere, perhaps on
- 7:09Speaker 1: the steam tug, perhaps on the balcony, hoping therefore, that
- 7:14Speaker 1: the snow shower might be slight. He stepped back out
- 7:17Speaker 1: of the street for a moment and stood up under
- 7:20Speaker 1: the doorway of a small and greasy hair dresser's shop,
- 7:23Speaker 1: the front window of which was empty except for sickly
- 7:27Speaker 1: wax lady in evening dress. Snow, however, began to thicken
- 7:32Speaker 1: and fall fast, and Sime, having found one glance at
- 7:36Speaker 1: the wax lady quite sufficient to depress his spirits, stared
- 7:40Speaker 1: out instead into the white and empty street. He was
- 7:44Speaker 1: considerably astonished to see, standing quite still outside the shop
- 7:49Speaker 1: and staring into the window a man. His top hat
- 7:53Speaker 1: was loaded with snow like the hat of Father Christmas.
- 7:56Speaker 1: The white drift was rising round his boots and ankles.
- 8:00Speaker 1: But it seemed as if nothing could tear him away
- 8:02Speaker 1: from the contemplation of the colorless wax doll in dirty
- 8:05Speaker 1: evening dress. That any human being should stand in such
- 8:10Speaker 1: weather looking into such a shop was a matter of
- 8:14Speaker 1: sufficient wonder to Syme, But his idle wonder turned suddenly
- 8:18Speaker 1: into a personal shock, for he realized that the man
- 8:22Speaker 1: standing there was the paralytic old professor de Worms. It
- 8:27Speaker 1: scarcely seemed the place for a person of his years
- 8:30Speaker 1: and infirmities, Syme was ready to believe anything about the
- 8:35Speaker 1: perversions of this dehumanized brotherhood. But even he could not
- 8:39Speaker 1: believe that the Professor had fallen in love with that
- 8:42Speaker 1: particular wax lady. He could only suppose that the man's malady,
- 8:47Speaker 1: whatever it was, involved some momentary fits of rigidity or trance.
- 8:53Speaker 1: He was not inclined, however, to feel in this case
- 8:56Speaker 1: any very compassionate concern. On the contrary, he rather congratulated
- 9:01Speaker 1: himself that the Professor's stroke and his elaborate and limping
- 9:05Speaker 1: walk would make it easy to escape from him and
- 9:08Speaker 1: leave him miles behind. For Simon thursted first and last
- 9:13Speaker 1: to get clear of the whole poisonous atmosphere, if only
- 9:17Speaker 1: for an hour. Then he could collect his thoughts, formulate
- 9:21Speaker 1: his policy, and decide finally whether he should or should
- 9:25Speaker 1: not keep faith with Gregory. He strolled away through the
- 9:29Speaker 1: dancing snow, turned up two or three streets, down through
- 9:33Speaker 1: two or three others, and entered a small Soho restaurant
- 9:37Speaker 1: For lunch. He partook reflectively of four small and quaint courses,
- 9:42Speaker 1: drank half a bottle of red wine, and ended up
- 9:45Speaker 1: over black coffee and a black cigar. Still thinking, he
- 9:50Speaker 1: had taken his seat in the upper room of the restaurant,
- 9:53Speaker 1: which was full of the chink of knives and the
- 9:55Speaker 1: chatter of foreigners. He remembered that in old days he
- 9:59Speaker 1: had imagined, and that all these harmless and kindly aliens
- 10:02Speaker 1: were anarchists. He shuddered, remembering the real thing. But even
- 10:08Speaker 1: the shutter had the delightful shame of escape. The wine,
- 10:12Speaker 1: the common food, the familiar place, the faces of natural
- 10:17Speaker 1: and talkative men made him almost feel as if the
- 10:20Speaker 1: Council of the Seven Days had been a bad dream.
- 10:24Speaker 1: And although he knew it was nevertheless an objective reality,
- 10:27Speaker 1: it was at least a distant one. Tall houses and
- 10:32Speaker 1: populous streets lay between him and his last sight of
- 10:35Speaker 1: the shameful seven. He was free, in free London, and
- 10:40Speaker 1: drinking wine among the free. With a somewhat easier action,
- 10:44Speaker 1: he took his hat and stick and strolled down the
- 10:47Speaker 1: stair into the shop below. When he entered that lower room,
- 10:52Speaker 1: he stood stricken and rooted to the spot. At a
- 10:56Speaker 1: small table, close up to the blank window and the
- 10:59Speaker 1: white street of snow, sat the old anarchist professor over
- 11:03Speaker 1: a glass of milk, with his lifted, livid face and
- 11:07Speaker 1: pendent eyelids for an instant syme stood as rigid as
- 11:12Speaker 1: the stick he leaned upon. Then, with a gesture as
- 11:15Speaker 1: of blind hurry, he brushed past the Professor, dashing open
- 11:19Speaker 1: the door and slamming it behind him, and stood outside
- 11:22Speaker 1: in the snow.
- 11:24Speaker 4: Can that old corpse be following me?
- 11:28Speaker 1: He asked himself, biting his yellow mustache.
- 11:32Speaker 4: I stopped too long up in that room, so that
- 11:34Speaker 4: even such leaden feet could catch me up. Wan comfort
- 11:38Speaker 4: is with a little brisk walking, and I could put
- 11:41Speaker 4: a man like that as far away as Timbuctoo. Oh am,
- 11:44Speaker 4: I too fanciful? Was he really following me? Surely Sunday
- 11:49Speaker 4: would be such a fool as to send a lame man.
- 11:54Speaker 1: He set off at a smart pace, twisting and whirling
- 11:57Speaker 1: his stick in the direction of Covent Garden. As he
- 12:01Speaker 1: crossed the Great Market, the snow increased, growing blinding and bewildering.
- 12:06Speaker 1: As the afternoon began to darken, the snowflakes tormented him
- 12:11Speaker 1: like a swarm of silver bees, getting into his eyes
- 12:14Speaker 1: and beard. They added their unremitting futility to his already
- 12:18Speaker 1: irritated nerves and by the time that he had come
- 12:21Speaker 1: at a swinging pace to the beginning of Fleet Street.
- 12:24Speaker 1: He lost patience, and, finding a Sunday tea shop, turned
- 12:28Speaker 1: into it to take shelter. He ordered another cup of
- 12:32Speaker 1: black coffee as an excuse. Scarcely had he done so
- 12:36Speaker 1: when Professor de Worms hobbled heavily into the shop, sat
- 12:40Speaker 1: down with difficulty, and ordered a glass of milk. Sime's
- 12:45Speaker 1: walking stick had fallen from his hand with a great clang,
- 12:49Speaker 1: which confessed the concealed steel, but the professor did not
- 12:53Speaker 1: look round. Sime, who was commonly a cool character, was
- 12:57Speaker 1: literally gaping as a rustic game apes at a conjuring trick.
- 13:02Speaker 1: He had seen no cab following. He had heard no
- 13:06Speaker 1: wheels outside the shop. To all mortal appearances, the man
- 13:10Speaker 1: had come on foot, but the old man could only
- 13:13Speaker 1: walk like a snail, and sim had walked like the wind.
- 13:17Speaker 1: He started up and snatched his stick, half crazy with
- 13:21Speaker 1: the contradiction in mere arithmetic, and swung out of the
- 13:24Speaker 1: swinging doors, leaving his coffee untasted. An omnibus going to
- 13:30Speaker 1: the bank went rattling by with an unusual rapidity. He
- 13:34Speaker 1: had a violent run of a hundred yards to reach it,
- 13:37Speaker 1: but he managed to spring swaying upon the splashboard, and
- 13:41Speaker 1: pausing for an instant to pant, he climbed on to
- 13:45Speaker 1: the top. When he had been seated for about half
- 13:48Speaker 1: a minute, he heard behind him a sort of heavy
- 13:51Speaker 1: and asthmatic breathing. Turning sharply, he saw, rising gradually higher
- 13:57Speaker 1: and higher up the omnibus steps, a top soiled and
- 14:01Speaker 1: dripping with snow, and under the shadow of its brim
- 14:04Speaker 1: the short sighted face and shaky shoulders of Professor du Worms.
- 14:09Speaker 1: He let himself into a seat with characteristic care, and
- 14:13Speaker 1: wrapped himself up to the chin in the Mackintosh rug.
- 14:17Speaker 1: Every movement of the old man's tottering figure and vague hands,
- 14:21Speaker 1: every uncertain gesture and panic stricken pause, seemed to put
- 14:25Speaker 1: it beyond question that he was helpless, that he was
- 14:29Speaker 1: in the last imbecility of the body. He moved by inches.
- 14:34Speaker 1: He let himself down with little gasps of caution. And
- 14:38Speaker 1: yet unless the philosophical entities called time and space have
- 14:43Speaker 1: no vestige even of a practical existence, it appeared quite
- 14:47Speaker 1: unquestionable that he had run after the omnibus. Sime sprang
- 14:53Speaker 1: erect upon the rocking car, and after staring wildly at
- 14:57Speaker 1: the wintry sky that grew gloomier every moment, he ran
- 15:01Speaker 1: down the steps. He had repressed an elemental impulse to
- 15:05Speaker 1: leap over the side, to bewildered, to look back, or
- 15:09Speaker 1: to reason. He rushed into one of the little courts
- 15:12Speaker 1: at the side of Fleet Street as a rabbit rushes
- 15:14Speaker 1: into a hole. He had a vague idea, if this
- 15:18Speaker 1: incomprehensible old Jack in the Box was really pursuing him,
- 15:22Speaker 1: that in that labyrinth of little streets, he could soon
- 15:25Speaker 1: throw him off the scent. He dived in and out
- 15:28Speaker 1: of those crooked lanes, which were more like cracks than thoroughfares,
- 15:33Speaker 1: And by the time that he had completed about twenty
- 15:35Speaker 1: alternate angles and described an unthinkable polygon, he paused to
- 15:40Speaker 1: listen for any sound of pursuit. There was none. There
- 15:44Speaker 1: could not in any case have been much, for the
- 15:47Speaker 1: little streets were thick with the soundless snow. Somewhere behind
- 15:51Speaker 1: red Line Court, however, he noticed a place where some
- 15:55Speaker 1: energetic citizen had cleared away the snow for a space
- 15:58Speaker 1: of about twenty yards lee the wet, glistening cobblestones. He
- 16:03Speaker 1: thought little of this as he passed it, only plunging
- 16:06Speaker 1: into yet another arm of the maize. But when a
- 16:10Speaker 1: few hundred yards further on he stood still again to listen,
- 16:14Speaker 1: his heart stood still also, for he heard from that
- 16:18Speaker 1: space of rugged stones the clinking crutch and laboring feet
- 16:22Speaker 1: of the infernal cripple. The sky above was loaded with
- 16:27Speaker 1: the clouds of snow, leaving London in a darkness and
- 16:30Speaker 1: oppression premature for that hour of the evening. On each
- 16:35Speaker 1: side of Sime, the walls of the alley were blind
- 16:37Speaker 1: and featureless. There was no little window or any kind
- 16:42Speaker 1: of eve. He felt a new impulse to break out
- 16:45Speaker 1: of this hive of houses and to get once more
- 16:48Speaker 1: into the open and lamp lit street. Yet he rambled
- 16:52Speaker 1: and dodged for a long time before he struck the
- 16:55Speaker 1: main thoroughfare. When he did so, he struck it much
- 16:59Speaker 1: further up than he had fancied. He came out into
- 17:02Speaker 1: what seemed the vast and void of Ludgate Circus, and
- 17:06Speaker 1: saw Saint Paul's cathedral sitting in the sky. At first
- 17:11Speaker 1: he was startled to find these great roads so empty,
- 17:14Speaker 1: as if a pestilence had swept through the city. Then
- 17:18Speaker 1: He told himself that some degree of emptiness was natural,
- 17:22Speaker 1: first because the snowstorm was even dangerously deep, and secondly
- 17:27Speaker 1: because it was Sunday. And at the very word Sunday
- 17:32Speaker 1: he bit his lip. The word was henceforth for hire,
- 17:36Speaker 1: like some indecent pond. Under the white fog of snow
- 17:40Speaker 1: high up in the heaven, the whole atmosphere of the
- 17:43Speaker 1: city was turned to a very queer kind of green twilight,
- 17:47Speaker 1: as of men under the sea. The sealed and sullen
- 17:51Speaker 1: sunset behind the dark dome of Saint Paul's had in
- 17:54Speaker 1: its smoky and sinister colors, colors of sickly green, dead red,
- 18:01Speaker 1: or decaying bronze that were just bright enough to emphasize
- 18:05Speaker 1: the solid whiteness of the snow. But right up against
- 18:09Speaker 1: these dreary colors rose the black bulk of the cathedral,
- 18:14Speaker 1: And upon the top of the cathedral was a random
- 18:17Speaker 1: splash and great stain of snow, still clinging as to
- 18:21Speaker 1: an alpine peak. It had fallen accidentally, but just so
- 18:26Speaker 1: fallen as to half drape the dome from its very
- 18:29Speaker 1: topmost point, and to pick out in perfect silver the
- 18:33Speaker 1: great orb and the cross. When Sime saw it, He
- 18:38Speaker 1: suddenly straightened himself and made with his swordstick an involuntary salute.
- 18:44Speaker 1: He knew that that evil figure, his shadow, was creeping
- 18:48Speaker 1: quickly or slowly behind him, and he did not care.
- 18:53Speaker 1: It seemed a symbol of human faith and valor that
- 18:56Speaker 1: while the skies were darkening, that high place of the
- 18:59Speaker 1: earth was bright. The devils might have captured Heaven, but
- 19:04Speaker 1: they had not yet captured the Cross. He had a
- 19:08Speaker 1: new impulse to tear out the secret of this dancing,
- 19:11Speaker 1: jumping and pursuing paralytic, And at the entrance of the court,
- 19:15Speaker 1: as it opened upon the circus, he turned stick in
- 19:19Speaker 1: hand to face his pursuer. Professor de Worms came slowly
- 19:24Speaker 1: round the corner of the irregular alley behind him, his
- 19:28Speaker 1: unnatural form outlined against a lonely gas lamp, irresistibly recalling
- 19:33Speaker 1: that very imaginative figure in the nursery rhymes, the crooked
- 19:37Speaker 1: man who went a crooked mile. He really looked as
- 19:41Speaker 1: if he had been twisted out of shape by the
- 19:43Speaker 1: tortuous streets he had been threading. He came nearer and nearer,
- 19:48Speaker 1: the lamp light shining on his lifted spectacles, his lifted
- 19:52Speaker 1: patient face Sime waited for him, as Saint George waited
- 19:57Speaker 1: for the dragon, as a man waits for a f
- 20:00Speaker 1: explanation or for death, And the old professor came right
- 20:05Speaker 1: up to him and passed him like a total stranger,
- 20:08Speaker 1: without even a blink of his mournful eyelids. There was
- 20:12Speaker 1: something in this silent and unexpected innocence that left Sime
- 20:17Speaker 1: in a final fury. The man's colorless face and manner
- 20:22Speaker 1: seemed to assert that the whole following had been an accident.
- 20:26Speaker 1: Sime was galvanized with an energy that was something between
- 20:30Speaker 1: bitterness and a burst of boyish derision. He made a
- 20:33Speaker 1: wild gesture as if to knock the old man's hat off,
- 20:37Speaker 1: called out something like catch me if you can, and
- 20:41Speaker 1: went racing away across the white, open circus. Concealment was
- 20:46Speaker 1: impossible now, and looking back over his shoulder, he could
- 20:50Speaker 1: see the black figure of the old gentleman coming after
- 20:53Speaker 1: him with long swinging strides, like a man winning a
- 20:56Speaker 1: mile race. But the head upon that bounding body was
- 21:00Speaker 1: still pale, grave and professional, like the head of a
- 21:04Speaker 1: lecturer upon the body of a harlequin. This outrageous chase
- 21:09Speaker 1: sped across Ludgate Circus, up Ludgate Hill, round Saint Paul's Cathedral.
- 21:15Speaker 1: Along cheapside Sime remembering all the nightmares he had ever known.
- 21:21Speaker 1: Then Sime broke away towards the river and ended almost
- 21:25Speaker 1: down by the docks. He saw the yellow panes of
- 21:28Speaker 1: a low lighted public house, flung himself into it and
- 21:33Speaker 1: ordered beer. It was a foul tavern, sprinkled with foreign sailors,
- 21:38Speaker 1: a place where opium might be smoked or knives drawn.
- 21:43Speaker 1: A moment later, Professor de Worms entered the place, sat
- 21:47Speaker 1: down carefully, and asked for a glass of milk. End
- 21:53Speaker 1: of Chapter seven