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New Dirty Little Secret:“The Smell No One Wants to Mention” · Billy The Kidd In The Morning

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  Speaker 1: Get it off your chest.
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  Speaker 2: Promise you'll feel better.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome to the dirty little Secret.
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  Speaker 3: It makes one O two point nine and Bill at
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  Speaker 3: a kid Candice low Pants producer poop bring on those
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  Speaker 3: secrets at eight three three seven eight seven, one o
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  Speaker 3: two nine. I don't care what it is, big sects
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  Speaker 3: and little secrets, doesn't matter. It feels good to start
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  Speaker 3: the week off on a Monday, you know, just cleansing
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  Speaker 3: your soul. Yeah right, and you have a secret, bring it?
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  Speaker 1: What's up? I feel like the worst pressing in the
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  Speaker 1: world for even saying this out loud, but I don't
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  Speaker 1: really know what else do. So I've got a secret
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  Speaker 1: about my girlfriend that I haven't really told anybody.
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  Speaker 3: Drum roll, drum roll, here it is. The secret is.
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  Speaker 1: She smells oh no, yeah, like it smells like yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I even hate saying that because I love her, Like,
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  Speaker 1: she's amazing, sweet, she's everything like that I've ever wanted
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  Speaker 1: in a relationship. And if this is just a late lead,
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  Speaker 1: didn't start out this way.
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  Speaker 3: So she stinks as of recent yes, okay, well what
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  Speaker 3: is going on in her world where all of a
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  Speaker 3: sudden the smells horizon.
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  Speaker 1: She's like on this new phase. I don't know if
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  Speaker 1: it's like a trend online because I'm not really that
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  Speaker 1: connected online. But she's in the like super organic, all
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  Speaker 1: natural chemical anything talks.
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  Speaker 3: Yep, she is. She's in her hippie.
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  Speaker 1: Phase right, Like I get it, like be healthy, do
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  Speaker 1: your thing. But she switched to like the hippie deodorant
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  Speaker 1: and it's like no fragrance, gluten free shampoo and all
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  Speaker 1: this quart Okay, I swear it is not working, Like
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how else to really even say it,
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  Speaker 1: Like she just doesn't smell or radiate cleanliness or hygienet
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  Speaker 1: wund what is it?
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  Speaker 3: Body odor?
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  Speaker 1: Is it just I mean it's musty? Yeah, oh no,
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  Speaker 1: if no once in a while, like oh I'm doing
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  Speaker 1: it once a week. It's like every single day now
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  Speaker 1: and every night, and I don't know, I feel bad.
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  Speaker 1: I just pretend like I fell asleep on the couch,
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  Speaker 1: but it's really like I'm just trying to avoid no way.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, hold on, sir, it's that bad. You don't even
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  Speaker 3: sleep in the because because she's musty.
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  Speaker 1: It's genuinely like the romance and the intimacy's all gone.
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  Speaker 2: Is she's using low talks laundry detergent. Yeah, like the
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  Speaker 2: unfragrance kind just makes clothes smell like clothes. It doesn't
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  Speaker 2: like add fragrance.
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  Speaker 3: Well, that's awful. I want fragrance. Is that bad for you?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's bad for you.
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  Speaker 3: Anything nice?
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  Speaker 2: No, I know, Like the pants I have right now
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  Speaker 2: are washed in like regular soap, and it's so strong
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  Speaker 2: I could like smell it really Yeah, good.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you, downy scent tabs.
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  Speaker 1: I can't have those.
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  Speaker 3: So this is killing the romance. It's killing the everything
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  Speaker 3: about it. You can't. You just can't get past that smell.
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  Speaker 3: You gotta you gotta do something.
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  Speaker 1: I can't. And I'd be okay if there was no smell,
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  Speaker 1: but there is smell, you know, like, and I don't
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  Speaker 1: think there's a nice way to say that to somebody
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  Speaker 1: that you love, Like, how do I just go like, baby,
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  Speaker 1: you stink badly?
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  Speaker 2: Don't say that.
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  Speaker 3: You can't say that. I can't say that.
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  Speaker 2: I've experimented with like hippie deodorants before. Yeah, well, and
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  Speaker 2: Eric told me that one of them wasn't working. He
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  Speaker 2: didn't say, like you probing, Yeah, he was just like, well,
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  Speaker 2: because I was testing them, because you know, you got
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  Speaker 2: to try them out.
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  Speaker 3: And Eric said something.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Well, he just said, I don't think that one's working.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, cool, thanks, that's perfect. That's what I needed
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  Speaker 2: to know.
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  Speaker 1: Erk's awesome.
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  Speaker 3: He even figured out a way to be awesome. Then. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: and he just said, I don't think that one's working, babe.
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  Speaker 3: Not you smell right there you go. Now you know
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  Speaker 3: what to do.
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  Speaker 2: Just someone And I've had him try them out before.
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  Speaker 1: He he just can't. Like.
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  Speaker 2: He loves fragrance. He loves smelling good all time. I
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  Speaker 2: like smelling good too. But and I've told him, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that one doesn't work.
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  Speaker 1: It's fine.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, So back to your whatever man stuff is you
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  Speaker 2: use man stuff?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Wow, I didn't know that happened. Well, I mean, sir,
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  Speaker 3: you gotta do something.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's just been a trip. Man. I remember listening
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  Speaker 1: to your show in a while ago. Somebody else called
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  Speaker 1: saying that their girlfriends thinks and I just laughed so hard.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, no, way, that's real. And then like
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  Speaker 1: these last few days, I've just been like, what is
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  Speaker 1: my life? How did that?
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  Speaker 2: He didn't we determine it was her extensions or whatever?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, yeah, it.
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  Speaker 3: Was her extensions. Got funky.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they did.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, because you leave me in there too long and
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  Speaker 3: they start to smell like, I don't know, like elbows,
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  Speaker 3: like corn nuts. Yeah, like the corn nuts stink so bad,
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  Speaker 3: like belly butt cornnuts. Well, either way, I remember that
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  Speaker 3: because he had a problem with it. You're right, I mean,
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  Speaker 3: you gotta girls in their extensions. Come on, well, sir,
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna send you some good vibes over the phone.
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  Speaker 3: You gotta figure it out. I think that's the way
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  Speaker 3: to do it. I think you say, hey, babe, you
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  Speaker 3: know what's funny is like I like this dealdorant more
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  Speaker 3: than this one, and to pick one that smells good, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: and just pick a non hippie one. She's like, well
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  Speaker 3: that's toxic, and be like, so are you? No, you
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  Speaker 3: gotta speak up. Maybe that's the way it's saying. It's
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  Speaker 3: just not working. It's not working. You can't let it
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  Speaker 3: just die and and you sleep on the couch for
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  Speaker 3: the rest of your life. But after a while, you
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  Speaker 3: will get used to it. They say that people get
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  Speaker 3: used to their own sense, even if it's bad, and
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  Speaker 3: the people around you, like cat people, they're used to.
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  Speaker 1: Smoke people who.
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  Speaker 3: So if you get through this rough patch. Then you
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  Speaker 3: guys could just be oblivious together. We'll pray for you.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, sir,