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FULL SHOW: The Pizza Party · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The Big Show on hold cheers Twoey from bringing back
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  Speaker 1: to laughs and the world gone.
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  Speaker 2: Man. Yeah right, welcome this big show, really big.
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  Speaker 1: Jason Hikes, make not and.
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  Speaker 2: Oh you know your Ma and Bars.
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  Speaker 3: It's great to have your company this Friday afternoon, the
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  Speaker 3: twenty second of November twenty twenty four.
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  Speaker 2: And you, my good friends, to listen to the big
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  Speaker 2: Show brought to you by Twoey Get It in You.
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  Speaker 4: Also keep an eye out for the towy billboards that back,
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  Speaker 4: because in this daid age we could all do with
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  Speaker 4: a laugh.
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  Speaker 2: I think we're going to park that.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Look, I mean things are pretty precarious at the moment,
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  Speaker 3: keys In. I think you're trying to naturally integrate sort
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  Speaker 3: of that kind of stuff into the show.
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  Speaker 2: It's not really working, right, It's just that we have
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  Speaker 2: to do it. Oh right, well we have to do something. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: we're sort of re we've sort of rejected their entire
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  Speaker 2: marketing angle on the show Get It at You. Yeah, yeah, totally.
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  Speaker 4: What's he stoked about? Because what it could do? Us
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  Speaker 4: have billboards that say something funny and then next to
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  Speaker 4: it it says get it in You.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I like that. Yeah, because they've got
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  Speaker 2: the billboards just sitting there, don't they know? A Icsten,
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  Speaker 2: it's great to be back from the neck.
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  Speaker 3: You will have a little sort of debrief in the
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  Speaker 3: first break, but also don't forget it's a Friday.
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  Speaker 2: Everybody, so froud out shy day.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, if you've got any froud outs that you want
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  Speaker 3: to do, three four eight three years a way to
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  Speaker 3: do it and we'll get stuck into those.
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  Speaker 4: Just a reminder everyone that takes to on three four
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  Speaker 4: eight three in the drawer for a twoy prize pack. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: that's true because in this down age we can all
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  Speaker 4: do with the prize pack.
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  Speaker 3: And can I also say too, quite genuinely, with hand
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  Speaker 3: on heart, it's go easy on Keysy today because he's
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  Speaker 3: feeling a bit tired.
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  Speaker 2: Can I feel a bit weird? We haven't introduced each other.
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  Speaker 2: What's going on here? Jason normally introduced me and normally
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  Speaker 2: do that from the top. You're all over the show man.
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  Speaker 2: You're right, You're we're talking because they haven't been introduced.
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  Speaker 2: Maggie Stallion, how's live? You're going pretty grassy? You've made
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  Speaker 2: dog your sixth son of a b Yeah, just go easy,
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  Speaker 2: day on going.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, we're all a bit weary from our travels.
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  Speaker 2: But it wasn't our flight, wasn't it that was exhausting.
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  Speaker 2: And I tell you what, you may be exhausted, keasy,
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  Speaker 2: but you're wearing your pink jacket. You're looking good. Brother.
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  Speaker 4: Well, this is the issue is I'm wearing the same
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  Speaker 4: stuff I was wearing used to that, so I've still
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  Speaker 4: got my faded red jacket on. After this, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 4: go well, to be honest, during the show, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 4: get cleaned up. I'm gonna be on a suit and
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  Speaker 4: then off to an awards night later on after the show,
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  Speaker 4: which is very exciting. The whole idea of that and
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  Speaker 4: being out past midnight tonight makes me very sleepy. Yeah yeah,
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  Speaker 4: great to send through your froutouts and.
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  Speaker 2: We'll get into those next day. You meantime, he's Red
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  Speaker 2: Hot Chili Peppers, the.
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  Speaker 1: Whole Achy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy.
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  Speaker 3: Jet there on the Radio Hot Achy Big Show. That's
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  Speaker 3: glorious Friday afternoon, and of course we're in the beautiful
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  Speaker 3: city of New Plymouth yesterday fellas to do another live show,
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  Speaker 3: and quite genuinely because we haven't done a live show
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  Speaker 3: for a little while. I loved it so great set
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  Speaker 3: up there at Shining Peak Brewing and a great night head.
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  Speaker 2: By all and beautiful. It would be in the Naki again. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it's a great place. The weather was an abomination. It
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  Speaker 2: was it was freezing cold, it was blowing.
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  Speaker 4: A gay or we got hailed on.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that was an interesting thing about being at the
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  Speaker 2: accommodation Last night. I was talking to my lovely wife
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  Speaker 2: on the phone doing a faced on that I could
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  Speaker 2: not hear a word she was saying, because we're on
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  Speaker 2: the second floor of a two story hotel and it
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  Speaker 2: was personate with rain and it was a tin roof, yes,
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  Speaker 2: and so I couldn't hear Jack here, Jack, No, it
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  Speaker 2: wasn't okay that. But yeah, it's a great place. I
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  Speaker 2: loved that. Great people there at the show. The people
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  Speaker 2: there at Shining Peak are awesome. Food booze a whole lot.
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  Speaker 2: It's bloody good man, very pleasing.
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  Speaker 4: I did feel bad because we you guys, skepped it
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  Speaker 4: after the show, and then me and pugs An hung
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  Speaker 4: around and sort of packed. I didn't pack up. I
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  Speaker 4: was just having beers, but Pug's unpacked up probably talking
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  Speaker 4: about half an hour, and then we were like, we're
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  Speaker 4: gonna come back. We're just gonna go unload the car, right,
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  Speaker 4: and then we'll come back and have a beer. And
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  Speaker 4: so a few people were like yeah, sweet airs, and
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  Speaker 4: then we left. And then we got to the hotel.
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  Speaker 4: No Parks was full of electrical equipment, so we were like,
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  Speaker 4: what are we going to do? Called up the bosses
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  Speaker 4: of the radio station down there. I'll just park it
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  Speaker 4: at work and leave the keys in the litter box.
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  Speaker 4: Did that drive all the way to work? We had
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  Speaker 4: to put the keys in the little box. The little
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  Speaker 4: box lid is just open to the public, right, one
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  Speaker 4: could have just taken and so Pugs was freaking out. Sure,
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  Speaker 4: then it started hailing long story short talkings about an hour.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Then got back to the hotel like stuff, and let's
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  Speaker 4: just sort of pizza and go to bed, yes, Slash,
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  Speaker 4: go to Hordy Jay's room and watch the movie.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we had a blue movie night, Mogi. Yeah, I know.
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  Speaker 2: And I'll tell you what I mean.
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  Speaker 3: I don't generally mind watching porn with other men, but
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  Speaker 3: have an old Kesy and Pugs and it.
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  Speaker 2: Was a bit weird, wasn't that keazy.
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  Speaker 4: Well, we didn't want to watch porn.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Remember there was that great new movie Madam We're Born.
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  Speaker 4: Were let's watch that and you were like, and you
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  Speaker 4: plugged your hard drive into the TV and you fired
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  Speaker 4: through obviously something you are halfway through. Yeah, actually probably
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  Speaker 4: about one eighth to the way through it. We just
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  Speaker 4: sort of picked up where we left off and watched
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  Speaker 4: that instead.
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  Speaker 3: So yeah, yeah, hey, but genuinely we want to thank
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  Speaker 3: the people of Tadanaki for hosting us again.
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  Speaker 2: It was a lot of fun. Any fraud outs there are, Keezy.
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  Speaker 4: No frad Out's coming through, you're joking now, there are
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  Speaker 4: a few, but we've run out of time. Jas we'll
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  Speaker 4: do those in the next breakout.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, sounds good mate.
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  Speaker 4: Here's ari Am.
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  Speaker 1: The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keezy.
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  Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio hold Ach.
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  Speaker 3: Queens are the Son age Year on the Radio hold
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  Speaker 3: Aky Big Show this Friday afternoon.
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  Speaker 2: A few frout outs coming in on three four three.
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  Speaker 4: We got there, Zy, that's right, frad out shtay. It's
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  Speaker 4: the same as shout Out Friday, but with a big
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  Speaker 4: show twist and everyone the text through on three four
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  Speaker 4: eight three in the draw for a two prize pack.
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  Speaker 4: Big frid out to my mate Cain, who had a
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  Speaker 4: thirsty Thursday last night and is an absolute piece of
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  Speaker 4: shit today.
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  Speaker 2: Wow yeah, filthy mouth. Yeah he's got a touch on
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  Speaker 2: the pug sound he does.
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  Speaker 4: Actually, yeah, Bride Brye, your mad bastard. You know what
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  Speaker 4: you did? Throwed out to you, your mad dog.
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  Speaker 2: Bebling. We always do three Mike.
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  Speaker 4: I go through and hands these and picked the best ones.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not just gonna there was that one there that's
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  Speaker 4: good enough. That fresh one, okay, I have I have
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  Speaker 4: even read that one. Get out you absolute if wits.
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  Speaker 4: See what happens when I don't preread them the swear words?
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  Speaker 4: Get out you absolutely if words. Show sounded magnificent last night.
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  Speaker 4: Got it to miss it. I'm from the neck he too.
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  Speaker 4: What's that about? Cheers Gray and froud out great?
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  Speaker 2: Right? God? But I tell you what, actually beautiful day
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  Speaker 2: to fly it was as well.
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  Speaker 3: I wake up and looked out the lounge window there
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  Speaker 3: and saw beautiful Mount Taranaki and all its splendid we
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  Speaker 3: flew over.
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  Speaker 2: It was absolutely magnificent.
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  Speaker 4: It certainly was. At one point in the flight mogi,
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  Speaker 4: because you were down the back with pugs on.
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  Speaker 6: No.
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  Speaker 2: I was down the ba by myself. Oh sorry, listening
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  Speaker 2: to an old battler absolutely put it on her husband
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  Speaker 2: and tell him off for everything he was doing with
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  Speaker 2: the laggage. It was going, Oh no, I was just
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  Speaker 2: questioning his life.
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  Speaker 4: We had we had a flight attendant setting up the front,
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  Speaker 4: because we were right up the front and she would
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  Speaker 4: have been what like twenty five jas.
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  Speaker 2: I have no idea, No she did.
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  Speaker 4: You got your glasses out and put them on for
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  Speaker 4: the duration of the flight, which I thought was pretty weird.
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  Speaker 4: You weren't reading anything.
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  Speaker 2: I was reading the in house mad what was it
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  Speaker 2: called again? In flight?
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  Speaker 4: Man, it's killed a magazine.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well I didn't read the front page obviously.
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  Speaker 4: And then Hoidy J just leaned over and us Casey, Casey,
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  Speaker 4: and then started tapping my headphones right.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, what's up? Man? You were good?
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  Speaker 4: He was just like, chick out the flight attendant.
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  Speaker 2: Man, how good, Maggie. Does that sound like me?
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  Speaker 3: Does that, even even vague resemble something that I would do?
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  Speaker 3: I don't think so.
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  Speaker 2: I mean the actions do, but the words don't sound right.
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  Speaker 4: Radio did right?
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  Speaker 2: Well, actually, if you want to know the truth.
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  Speaker 3: Keezy pointed out this person to me and I was like, Caezy,
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  Speaker 3: that's not really appropriate. But what was quite cute was
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  Speaker 3: that when she asked if he wanted a little a
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  Speaker 3: cup of water, Kezy was blushing like you wouldn't believe
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  Speaker 3: and even started and was.
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  Speaker 2: Like, no, thank you. It was actually, it was actually
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  Speaker 2: quite cute. It's a real shame that you guys, you know,
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  Speaker 2: you're sort of looking at the person there rather than
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  Speaker 2: the uniform and the role that they play. I mean
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  Speaker 2: that you're safe.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't even know notice it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah all right, I mean this isn't why no woman
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  Speaker 2: listened to the show because of the objectification that you
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  Speaker 2: guys you pursue. Yeah, Kezy.
• 8:52
  Speaker 1: The Huriarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio HODARKI.
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  Speaker 3: Underworld there on the radio. Hold Aki Big Show this
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  Speaker 3: Friday afternoon. But right now it's time for men men.
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  Speaker 2: Men men manly men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men,
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  Speaker 2: men men men men one and a half. Yeah man,
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  Speaker 2: So I uh you remember I've got a door to man,
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  Speaker 2: a door to manaw me. Yeah. Yeah. And somebody was
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  Speaker 2: kind enough to gift us these crayons that you can
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  Speaker 2: draw on the walls in the bathroom, so sort of
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  Speaker 2: we've got a bath is that glass door thingy a
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  Speaker 2: jiggy and then all told walls. Yeah, so you can
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  Speaker 2: draw in there, but they just wipe off easily, so
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  Speaker 2: you can just go in there and just wipe it
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  Speaker 2: all off. Except that that is complete bullshit and they
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  Speaker 2: are just normal crayons and you has to use drift drift.
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  Speaker 2: You have to use jiff and a scouring brush like
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  Speaker 2: a steelo to get them off. So if you see
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  Speaker 2: those on the on the shelf at any shop, don't
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  Speaker 2: buy them because they're horrendous. Anyway, the upshot of that
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  Speaker 2: is we just sort of put our daughter in the
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  Speaker 2: bath there for about three or four hours and watch
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  Speaker 2: a bit of Italian pop out for dinner and stuff.
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  Speaker 2: And when we come back, she's drawn all over the
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  Speaker 2: bloody tolls there, and it was there was so much
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  Speaker 2: crayon on there that they've just sort of gone down
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  Speaker 2: to nubs, right, okay, just absolutely caked on all these
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  Speaker 2: bloody tolls there, and I was human because it's going
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  Speaker 2: to take ages to clean them off. Anyway, we had
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  Speaker 2: this fellow with us who's the art curator for the
• 10:28
  Speaker 2: Auckland Museum. Right, we've been out for dinner with and
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  Speaker 2: he was like, no, no, what are you doing. Don't
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  Speaker 2: clean off, don't clean off. Let me have a look
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  Speaker 2: at that. And he said that he thinks, just based
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  Speaker 2: on what he saw there, that she is the reincarnation
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  Speaker 2: of Rembrant. So how old is she bow And he
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  Speaker 2: said he doesn't even believe in reincarnation, but it's the
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  Speaker 2: only explanation for how she can be such a great
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  Speaker 2: artist at such a young age.
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  Speaker 4: And what did she draw?
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  Speaker 2: Was it like a landscape? Landscape? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Wow, that is so weird, man, Because like when my
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  Speaker 3: first daughter was born, Jess, we were in a kind
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  Speaker 3: of little flat, my wife and I and and Jess, well,
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  Speaker 3: you know, I think she was about two or three,
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  Speaker 3: and one day in the flat she'd actually got hold
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  Speaker 3: of a sort of vivid marker and just started drawing
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  Speaker 3: all this stuff.
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  Speaker 2: On the walls and and so forth.
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  Speaker 3: And we were like, oh my god, because after she'd
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  Speaker 3: done that, we were just about to move out of
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  Speaker 3: the flat, and we thought we're never going to get
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  Speaker 3: our bond back with that all over the bloody wall.
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  Speaker 3: And the guy that actually the landlord that actually ran
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  Speaker 3: the place. He came to inspect. He came to inspect
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  Speaker 3: the flat and he was like, oh my god, like,
• 11:49
  Speaker 3: oh here we go, here we go. No bond for
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  Speaker 3: old hoody.
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  Speaker 2: J And he was in the arts as well, and
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  Speaker 2: he said who did this?
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  Speaker 3: He was a curator of something and he said, this
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  Speaker 3: is just outstanding. Long story short.
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  Speaker 2: It's now a heritage building and like they're selling they
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  Speaker 2: sell tickets for people to go and see. Wow, so
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  Speaker 2: you can just go. And what we didn't know she
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  Speaker 2: drawn all over the place. You didn't know that. We
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  Speaker 2: didn't We didn't even realize, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 2: And and so you know, and now they do tours there.
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  Speaker 2: It's incredible. Well where she gets like she gets like
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  Speaker 2: thirty percent of all the takings.
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  Speaker 4: Whereabouts can I go and see it?
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  Speaker 2: It's in Fourth Avenue in Kingsland.
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  Speaker 4: Really yeah, because I've I've never been. I've never even
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  Speaker 4: heard of that.
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  Speaker 2: It's very underground keezy yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, right, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that's unreal. So yeah, I mean, pretty pretty cool for
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  Speaker 2: my daughter now. And so she's now got a residency.
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  Speaker 2: She'll be going over to the TMOMA, the Regime of
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  Speaker 2: Modern Arts. Yeah yeah, so words are oyster actually, and
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  Speaker 2: she's had phone calls from all sorts banks. He came
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  Speaker 2: over and visited just to get a few tips. Like,
• 13:02
  Speaker 2: I know, that's a weird thing.
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  Speaker 4: I know.
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  Speaker 2: I did not tell you actually about who that has
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  Speaker 2: not revealed the identity. But it's incredible, isn't it. What
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  Speaker 2: you know, what sort of skills these kids can be
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  Speaker 2: born with?
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  Speaker 3: Well, it's funny with my earnest, yes, you know, because
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  Speaker 3: you know that that happened. But she's actually now a doctor.
• 13:17
  Speaker 3: You know, she went into medicine. Oh really, and she's
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  Speaker 3: on the World Houth organ in the World Health Organization.
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  Speaker 3: Really is she sort of deeply in the admin side
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  Speaker 3: of it.
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  Speaker 2: And still that's right, she's a secretary. Well the secretary.
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  Speaker 2: She has a photocopy of the state the whole.
• 13:36
  Speaker 1: Acty Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesy.
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  Speaker 2: Here welcome back in Massive Backbones.
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  Speaker 3: Of course, it's a Friday, so after five o'clock is
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  Speaker 3: always on a Friday, the Friday summer.
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  Speaker 2: And what's the theme today is a bit of a
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  Speaker 2: random one. Pugs is mistake. Oh yeah, yeah, Pugs blew
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  Speaker 2: out dropping and I'm live on Yesterday. So that's our theme,
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  Speaker 2: pas swearing not.
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  Speaker 4: On Yeah, you're on air is the theme for the Throubber.
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  Speaker 4: Of course, after five you can vote by calling eight
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  Speaker 4: hundred Hodarky. And it's kind of like a topical tune
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  Speaker 4: of the week as we get a topic. Last week
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  Speaker 4: it was Hody Jay's foot. This week pug Sun swearing.
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  Speaker 2: He still feels really terrible about it too, Yeah, and
• 14:16
  Speaker 2: so he should.
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  Speaker 4: It was a shock absolutely after the Thrubber as well,
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  Speaker 4: some sports chat, including the tab Hunch of the Week, The.
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  Speaker 1: Darchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune in
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  Speaker 1: week days at four on Radio Hodaky.
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  Speaker 2: It's the Big Shows. Friday Thromer.
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  Speaker 3: Indeed, welcome back your mess of bagbones. Hope your Friday
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  Speaker 3: is going along very nicely. Indeed the Friday Trouber of course,
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  Speaker 3: will we pick a tune to send you off into.
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  Speaker 2: Your Friday and to party mode basically for the weekend.
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  Speaker 3: You guys are going out after the show tonight for
• 14:55
  Speaker 3: the Big New Zealand TV Awards, so you'll.
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  Speaker 2: Be patting it up large. The theme today he is
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  Speaker 2: pug Son's mistake.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, if you're listening to the live show yesterday, pug
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  Speaker 4: Suns swore.
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  Speaker 2: On here he tripped a mess of bomb the biggest
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  Speaker 2: and keeping in mind we've got Keyzy on this show, yes,
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  Speaker 2: dropping bombs every other week. Actually, that's that's fear. That's
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: a fair point.
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  Speaker 4: Just think because I do it because I want to
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  Speaker 4: seem igy, you know what I mean, rock and roll.
• 15:19
  Speaker 4: But I've never had the guts to drop one as
• 15:21
  Speaker 4: blatant as what he did last night was the So
• 15:25
  Speaker 4: all three of our choices the theme pug Son's mistake?
• 15:28
  Speaker 4: Who wants to go fist first? Okay, I say my
• 15:33
  Speaker 4: lane the offspring.
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: It is the offspring and the name of the song
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: is bad habit Ah.
• 15:49
  Speaker 4: It has a sweary. Alright, what about you, Jason?
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: Did you go for I would have for a it
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: a gotcha somebody who used to know. It's all about
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: a mistake that they made in their lives, and they
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: used to know this person, like we used to know
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: Pugs before he got fired.
• 16:10
  Speaker 7: It's nice, thanks man. Thinking outside of the circle. There
• 16:16
  Speaker 7: is not happy about it. I don't just say that
• 16:18
  Speaker 7: is dog Ship. That is Gauty, someone I used to know.
• 16:22
  Speaker 7: For Pugs swearing, Well, we have spoken, we spoken on him.
• 16:25
  Speaker 7: Today been the moral compass of the show, and we
• 16:28
  Speaker 7: did not come from him.
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: So we used to know Pugs and can I can
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: I cry keasy this morning? Read these?
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: He said, Jason's the easiest one that can be anything.
• 16:44
  Speaker 4: What he s?
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: What I said?
• 16:46
  Speaker 4: I said something about, you know, someone making a mistake.
• 16:52
  Speaker 4: Said anyway, here's my which is actually on theme.
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: Anything to do with it?
• 17:04
  Speaker 4: Come on, Ja's bad company?
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: Well what does that mean?
• 17:06
  Speaker 4: He's bad because he swore on the radio she's.
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: Killing Yeah, let's go to the phone lines. You decide.
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: You see, like the holaky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt,
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: Mike Minogue and Keezy, It's.
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: The Big Shows Friday from Yeah, welcome back here message backbones.
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: The theme for this Friday, of course, was Pug's this
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: mistake after he dropped an F bomb live on the
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: show yesterday, done the naky there feels yeah, that's.
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: Right, he dropped an F bomb. He didn't care about it.
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: He is a is a rebbel. He's always been a rebel,
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: you know.
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: And then this is the thing people have, this perception
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: of Pakshan has been this really lovely nice guy. I
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: mean he swears like a trooper off here he's a
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: horrible He's pretty full off.
• 17:54
  Speaker 4: Because what he did was when he started here, he
• 17:56
  Speaker 4: was being all nice to get the job, yes, and
• 17:58
  Speaker 4: then now that he's here in the environment, he's shown
• 18:00
  Speaker 4: us as true colours.
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: That's like that's when we married our wife. That's right,
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: you know what I mean. You got to respect that, Mike.
• 18:05
  Speaker 4: You were first, weren't you.
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: I went with the offspring, bad habit, I saying my name.
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: That's a good chune. I went with a rock song. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: I went with this absolute doozy. That's a great song.
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I don't think. I don't think. I don't
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: think it connects with the I'm not sure it's on
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: the Headache playlist. It's put it that way, it actually is.
• 18:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, No, that's a that's a lie.
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: We've played that song before, yeah, yeah, before.
• 18:36
  Speaker 4: When I went up with the last Summer, I chose this.
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: Song folks Sea Blue Company. I never heard that song before.
• 18:51
  Speaker 4: Bad Company by bad Company.
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: Let's go to the phone lines, and I believe we've
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: got Trinity on the line.
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: Get a Trinity house life. Hey good, thanks guys, good
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: on your mate. What are you running with their? Trinity
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: can't go pass offspring. Yeah, yeah, good on your trinity.
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: Beautiful name by the way, Babes, thank you, Worries. We've
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: got Timbo on the lines. What are you running with, Timbo?
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to go with Mogi on this one, Fellas.
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah no, why absolute travesty again.
• 19:30
  Speaker 4: Thanks Timbo. And even though I last I can get
• 19:32
  Speaker 4: a single vote, if we played Gottia, I would have
• 19:34
  Speaker 4: been devastating.
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: That is a great tune. I guarantee you. There's a
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: lot of punders out there going damn it. There's a
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: lot of great tunes out there, mate, but we just
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: can't play the one on the station. We're just going
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: to stick with the backbone rock like this tune The.
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kissy.
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: Bad Habit there on the Radio Hodache Big Show this
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: Friday afternoon. Absolute shocker from Mogi B takes out the
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: Throbber for the day and indeed for the week. And
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: I'll tell you what, Mogi, it's been a long long
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: time since you've won a Thropper, hasn't it.
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: I'd say probably ten to sixteen weeks, yes minimum. Yeah,
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: I've been really stuck on a long long time.
• 20:17
  Speaker 4: And a big shout out to you for I feel
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: like you should get two points because you stopped Gauttier
• 20:22
  Speaker 4: from coming on to radio.
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: Hoode. Yeah, I think you're right. So it's made that too.
• 20:25
  Speaker 4: Let's have a look at the scores. So it's so
• 20:29
  Speaker 4: close this year, isn't it? Out in front on twelve
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: points or twelve wins Old Kizy, However, he does have
• 20:35
  Speaker 4: one asterisk for picking a song that was racist.
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: That's right, Kung Fu Fighter, that's.
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: Right, And then on eleven and second place Mogi Yes,
• 20:45
  Speaker 4: and then on eleven with six asterisks bringing up the
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: rare old witty j But speaking of bad habits, Jace, Yeah,
• 20:56
  Speaker 4: what are we discussing in the in the song breakthrough?
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: Something happened to me just before that has changed everything
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: for me. I was in the toilets doing wheeze and
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: Mogi was in the store next to me, and he
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: wasn't doing weez he was doing something else, and it
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: was such an abomination that I.
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: Don't know that I'm ever going to be able to
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: get rid of the sound and referberating around my head
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: so great, you know what I mean? Though?
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: You know when you when you know someone quite well
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: and then and then you get to know something intimate
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: like that.
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: It just really true me. I mean, I left the toilet.
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: I didn't even wash my hands. Keysy, I was in
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: such a daze. You were good.
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: And I don't know if it was because he's been
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: piling on the food today, but it was a cavalcade.
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: It was so horrendous. I I kind of am in
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: a little bit of shock, to be honest. LOGI Well,
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: traditionally what I do in a situation like that would
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: be I would just sit there and I would just wait,
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: yes out the party to leave. That's that's always what
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: I've done. That would be the first time even if
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: it was my partner or you know whoever. Yeah, nobody
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: else needs to hear that, But I just thought to myself,
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: you know what, stick it to old.
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: The whole Arky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: and Keezy.
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: Aerosmith there on the radio. Hold Arky Big Show this
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: Friday afternoon. Now, it's a bit of sporting action over
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: the weekend. So let's have a bit of sports chat, way,
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: don't we. Scott, Yeah, great stuff. Well, I tell you
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: what I'm going to kick off of what I'm really
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: excited about you, and that is the Test Series.
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: India versus Australia kicks off today, so I'm going to
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: go Stralia. What's the score? I don't know at the
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: moment because I'm focusing on the show.
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: But as soon as we get home, I'm turning on
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: the old Test Cricket and Ausy there Ossi versus India.
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: That's going to be fantastic viewing. Yeah, will you watch
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: that from live or you watch it from the start.
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: I'll watch it from the start.
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: Me think that Ossie will pump into considering we just
• 23:29
  Speaker 4: went over there and smash them, I.
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: Actually think they will, Yes, yeah, I actually think they
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: will pump them.
• 23:35
  Speaker 4: Where's the first game? Is it over there or in Aussy?
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah? It's an as yea. They generally do pump them.
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: Of course, the a BS the Italy this weekend as well.
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: And I've got to be honest with you fellas, I've
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: kind of lost a bit of enthusiasm now that we
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: can't do the Grand Slam.
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: I still watch the enthusiasm because it's Yes, what time
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: is it on?
• 23:57
  Speaker 4: Man?
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: I have no idea. That's good stuff.
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: Sunday morning nineteen again I think, oh okay, that's good,
• 24:03
  Speaker 4: which is just such a great time to watch footy. However,
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: playing England, Ireland and France weekend weekend weekend, that is
• 24:11
  Speaker 4: such a tough schedule. I'm not surprised we dropped one
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: of them, but surely a massive bounce back on the
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: cards here against Italy if you will.
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you reckon Sam Cane's back, he'll be starting. I'm
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: not sure if TJ Pirrenaria has made or not, and
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: we should have looked into that before. Goddamn. Yet, well,
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you what.
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: TJ pere and he's on the out and now not
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: for anything he's done. But we've got our two main
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: half back.
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: I know what I'm saying is his fear well tis
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: Oh right, it doesn't matter. We're going to smash Italy,
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: so I don't think it will smash them that bad.
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: I don't think they're actually quite a handy side. But yes,
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: we'll win handily.
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: We've got a league as well, Auckland and Phoenix.
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: Is that right?
• 24:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah, well you're you're our soccer specialist looking at We've
• 24:50
  Speaker 5: got the Wellington Phoenix, who are currently sitting fourth in
• 24:53
  Speaker 5: the A League and they'll be at home on Sunday
• 24:56
  Speaker 5: the twenty fourth and November playing the Melbourne victory to
• 25:00
  Speaker 5: three thirty pm kickoff, Jay, So keep your shoe.
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: You're clear for that one. You're mad dog and Auckland
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: FC are currently sitting third on the table. Yeah men,
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: they are away same day Sunday the twenty fourth. They'll
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: be playing at six pm against MacArthur over there in Australia.
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: Bloody good, yep, good stuff.
• 25:18
  Speaker 4: Of course every Friday we have your tab Hunch New
• 25:22
  Speaker 4: Zealand taken on the Italian Sunday morning as we mentioned,
• 25:26
  Speaker 4: for them to smash Italy by thirty two points or
• 25:28
  Speaker 4: more as paying two dollars oh five, which seems quite low,
• 25:31
  Speaker 4: but it is also a high probability, so i'd recommend
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: that also actually down at the all new tab app
• 25:37
  Speaker 4: and get your bed on ariteen bit responsibly and if
• 25:39
  Speaker 4: you want to win one hundred dollars bonus cash bit
• 25:41
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• 25:45
  Speaker 1: Beautiful Darchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kisey.
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: Piel Jam there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: Friday afternoon now, follers. Of course, I was away for
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: the first half of this week, and I understand there's
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: been some controversy the breakfast show and some chewing gum
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: action taught me through it.
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: Please, well, CAZy, it's probably your ball to bounce and
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: past the old Hoidy Janis over here, because I can
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: do that to Hoidy Janis. You are the one that
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: has had to deal with us, and it's shocking. It's discussed.
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: And so what happened Hoidy Janis while you're away?
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: Was?
• 26:21
  Speaker 4: Angie actually pointed this out, Houghty Janis. She pointed out
• 26:25
  Speaker 4: that she swiveled on her chair she sits for I
• 26:27
  Speaker 4: do here in the studio, and her leg caught something
• 26:30
  Speaker 4: under the desk and it was chewing gum and it
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: stuck to her leg, and so she went under the
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: desk and got bits of paper and stuck it to
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: all the bits of chewing gum because she was sick
• 26:38
  Speaker 4: of accidentally touching it.
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: Oh my god. So there was more than one piece, six.
• 26:42
  Speaker 4: Or seven pieces under there, exactly. Yes, a few times
• 26:47
  Speaker 4: I've felt under the desk because that's where you plug
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: your headphones in, and I've accidentally touched chewing gum quite
• 26:52
  Speaker 4: a few times and thought, that's not chewing gum. It's
• 26:55
  Speaker 4: obviously some sort of like glue or something that they
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: put there because this is a radio station. Yeah, look,
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: it is, in fact chewing gum. We've gone through all
• 27:02
  Speaker 4: the people that could possibly be We've crossed out everyone.
• 27:05
  Speaker 4: I just did the last one out there, double cheeked Todd,
• 27:07
  Speaker 4: the Big Boss. He does a few chefs here. He
• 27:09
  Speaker 4: said he doesn't even touch the stuff in terms of
• 27:11
  Speaker 4: chewing gum.
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 27:13
  Speaker 4: I leveled the allegation that it was mashed from the
• 27:15
  Speaker 4: Breakfast Show Finn, who sits in this very spot and
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: leaves a lot of mugs and stuff in there. So
• 27:20
  Speaker 4: I'm like, I reckon it's him. Apparently they did an
• 27:23
  Speaker 4: investigation of their own on yesterday's Brickfast Show. This is
• 27:26
  Speaker 4: what they had to say.
• 27:28
  Speaker 6: So everyone wants to find out who the chewing gum was.
• 27:30
  Speaker 6: It was stuck to Angie's league, which immediately makes me
• 27:32
  Speaker 6: think it was probably actually Angie, but.
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: Generally smelled it. Doubt it.
• 27:39
  Speaker 6: But what I'd like you to do Rudi, while you're
• 27:40
  Speaker 6: under there, could you sniff the gum please?
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: What does it smell? Like it's one of those.
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: Green spearmint ones, so that there's some spearmint there. Okay, okay,
• 27:47
  Speaker 4: could that potentially be some sort of nicotine gum.
• 27:50
  Speaker 6: There's two people, but the people who to the nicotine
• 27:53
  Speaker 6: gum sit, we use it. What about Keezy as well?
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: Do we know that it's definitely not that's clever, that's
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: clever to make it dance about it.
• 28:00
  Speaker 6: I can honestly say that's not me. I'd never been
• 28:02
  Speaker 6: over that side of the disk in my life. I
• 28:04
  Speaker 6: don't even know what's like over there.
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: You know, you know who?
• 28:07
  Speaker 6: It could be Australian content direct the Pixie Campbell Big Show.
• 28:10
  Speaker 6: That's how you investigates something, right, You actually sniff it,
• 28:13
  Speaker 6: you smell it, you see what's going on, and you
• 28:14
  Speaker 6: don't just fire excitations that people left right and send it.
• 28:18
  Speaker 4: So definitely Finn, oh, definitely fine, hundred percent. They didn't
• 28:21
  Speaker 4: at all cross him off. He was the initial person
• 28:23
  Speaker 4: who I had an allegation against. He was actually sick
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: that day. So what I would like is a proper
• 28:28
  Speaker 4: response from Finn on Monday Morning's Breakfast Show, right, because
• 28:32
  Speaker 4: that half Fast break for show just had a half
• 28:34
  Speaker 4: Fast investigation. They said it was Todd Campbell. It's not him.
• 28:37
  Speaker 4: I've ruled him out.
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, And also you know I do to the gum
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: the Nicorette there, but I'm on that side of the desk,
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: so I don't walk around to that side. The gum
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: under right front in front of me, so that would
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: be under my side of.
• 28:49
  Speaker 4: It was exactly, So please do not include Hoidy Janis
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: and any allegations going.
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: I won't hear a bad word against Hoidy Janis.
• 28:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, what song we're going in too? Hear Hoidi Janash.
• 28:59
  Speaker 7: I don't know.
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: I'm a comput you just just shut itself the.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: Whole achy Big shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy.
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: You're welcome back your massive backbones coming up after six
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: o'clock as always, what's on the TV with Mike Minogue's
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: it'll be a very special edition actually this one, Mogi,
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: because of course Pugson and Keysy joined me in my
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: hotel room last night and we all watched the same
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: thing together, so it'll be interested in getting that perspective.
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: That will be bloody good man. I'm going forward to me. Yeah. Yeah.
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: Also, I had a bit of a situation on the plane,
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: which I didn't discuss earlier in the show. We'll be
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: talking about that as well, because I was fuman I
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: can tell you that man.
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: As of course, I've still got a bone to pick
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: with you guys as well, squeeze as well, absolutely.
• 29:40
  Speaker 4: Hopefully to squeeze in Mogi's bone.
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: A Yeah, yeah, well we'd have to.
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: The whole achy Big show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ikey.
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: Welcome back your massive backbones. Hope your Friday is going
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: along tickety boo on this glorious afternoon.
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: I will say just an a in Sydney because I
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: can't speak for the rest of the country. But wherever
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: you are and this great nation of ours, I hope
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: it's like it is here in Auckland. We're in Sydney.
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: Oh tell you when we're in Sydney, because nobody likes Auckland. Yeah, sure,
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: Spider to live in Sydney. So we're just going to
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: call it Sydney, bloody beautiful here in Sydney, Yes.
• 30:16
  Speaker 4: Gorgeous, Lord Sydney, gorgeous Sydney.
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: Hey. And of course the show is brought to you
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: by Twoey, Okay, get it in you?
• 30:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah right? Sorry, because now you've said that and then
• 30:26
  Speaker 4: I've said yeah right. It's like I don't want don't
• 30:27
  Speaker 4: want to get to it. No, I want people to
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: get it in them responsibly. But until he's brought back
• 30:32
  Speaker 4: the year Right campaign, which is great because I'll be
• 30:34
  Speaker 4: driving home, I'll see a billboard and I have a
• 30:36
  Speaker 4: bit of a laugh, yep, which is excellent.
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: Do you want to get it in you Woody Jane?
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: Absolutely, I do, absolutely, I do. Now listen in the podcast.
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: Actually today, what were you talking about.
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: Key A good question, good question?
• 30:48
  Speaker 4: Why Jay? Yes, we were talking about tats because we
• 30:54
  Speaker 4: were down in Tananaki for the Tedtoo Festival. Here's a
• 30:56
  Speaker 4: week clip. It comes out tonight at seven thirty. What
• 31:00
  Speaker 4: do you think I should get sorry, a sleeve.
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: Or I reckon, you should get like blue bombs, just
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: get your.
• 31:09
  Speaker 7: Just like.
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: That's not even funny.
• 31:13
  Speaker 4: I just tattooed blue.
• 31:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: I'm going to.
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: Apologize to that because Keysy was in the weirdest moon
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: in that party, and I think because he's quite tired
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: at the moment, so he says, and he hasn't had
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: a nana nap today he was all over the place.
• 31:32
  Speaker 4: That was a clip of you being all over the place.
• 31:34
  Speaker 4: It was I did say that I was because I
• 31:36
  Speaker 4: han't had a nap. By the way, I only had
• 31:38
  Speaker 4: a napp Yesterday's the first nap I've had in months.
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: Love it.
• 31:41
  Speaker 4: I loved it and I dribbled everywhere.
• 31:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, actually just on that. By the way, I
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: was actually quite shot by the big pole yesterday. And
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: what was it eighty seven percent saying that, Yes, this
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: is why this country is going so downhill?
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: Man? Is that what people people taking a day? You know,
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: people need to say.
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: The other thirteen percent of backbone is out there taking
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: up the slack.
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: You people have a little nana neck while trying to
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: get the duck out of the lound.
• 32:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, what were you doing while we were having a nap?
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: I was doing some exercise keys. You were not.
• 32:15
  Speaker 4: You were in your hotel.
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: And and then I was actually doing the show Planner.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, good one, good one, the Darky Big Shows with
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kezy.
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: The Lemonhead's there on the radio Hoducky Big Show Friday evening.
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I got a bit of a bone to pick
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: with you. Fellers here, and I hope you don't mind
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: me doing it on the show. Normally i'd save it
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: for our daily meetings that we have sure just before
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: we go into the show. The show proper is that
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: where Jason does the show planner. That's right midday each
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: day we get in there in debt. So I was
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: in the I was in my hotel room last night,
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: the motoring the hotel there, and I was in a
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: bit of a loss, really, man, I just had nothing
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: to do, and I was calling my wife. She was
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: an answer in the phone, called my mom, she was
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: an answer in her phone or anything like that. And
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: brush my teeth had a share and there it's just
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: sort of sitting there, just on the edge of the
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: bed there. I was, yeah, just thinking to myself, chairs,
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: I wish I had a lounge in my room. And
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: I thought, oh, oh, I know what I actually And
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: then I heard old Keysy and Pugs and I had
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: a few beers in them and they go past the
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: door there. Yeah, I was like, oh, I wonder what
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: those guys are. I know they must be off the bed,
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: and then just kept on steering at the wall there
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: for a little bit longer than that. Then I thought
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: I will have a look and see what my mates
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: are doing on Instagram. I go on Instagram there and
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: up comes as photo and there's there's you and Keyzy
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: sitting in your room and pug Son's taking the photo
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: there and you guys are having a movie night there
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: and you're watching some kind of a pornup pornographic yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: And I was just I was singing to myself, jeez,
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: what how come I wasn't invited along to this well?
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: Because I'm like, my door is like six feet away
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: from your door, and I thought, oh, they'll come over
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: and ask old mate, because just the four of us
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: have gone down there, and then three of the four
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: of us are watching a movie, eating pizza, drinking beer,
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: and but nobody's come over and Mogi if he wants
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: to go. And I just wondered, am I on them
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: on the ass of you guys or what's what's going on?
• 34:19
  Speaker 4: Do you know what happened?
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: Because I feel like, you know, it's a fair call.
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: Because I was actually in the process. I just got
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: beat and I was really looking forward to just chilling out.
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: And then.
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: A very very steamed keys he just poured into the
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: room followed by a very very steamed pugsn and they
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: just parked their asses down and it was like.
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, and then they ordered Uber eats. They
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: didn't ask me if I wanted anything.
• 34:53
  Speaker 4: You had half a carry in front of you that
• 34:54
  Speaker 4: you were struggling to finish.
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: It was very spicy. Actually happened.
• 34:58
  Speaker 4: It's true story, right, true story, true story. And also
• 35:01
  Speaker 4: you don't need to be invited to part, just come
• 35:02
  Speaker 4: to Hoodie Jay's.
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: I know, I wouldn't want to intrude. I wouldn't want
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: to intrude it. See the thing about it, Kezy, it
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: would be weird for me to turn up when if
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: I was welcome, somebody would have walked the six feet
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: to my door and knocked on it. Yeah, well you
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: know what I mean. You know what it felt like,
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: you know, deliberately excluded Jason.
• 35:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, sorry you felt like that, man, I mean, that
• 35:22
  Speaker 4: makes me feel terrible, and you must have felt terrible.
• 35:24
  Speaker 4: I was.
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I didn't have a good sleep. Put it
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: that way.
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: What happened was we got pugsund and I got home.
• 35:30
  Speaker 4: We were going to uber back into town and go
• 35:32
  Speaker 4: out for dinner. As we got home. As a joke.
• 35:34
  Speaker 4: I knocked on Jason's door and I said, we can
• 35:37
  Speaker 4: hear you cranking the hog and the Hoidy J as
• 35:39
  Speaker 4: a bit of a joke, mate.
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: Stuff.
• 35:40
  Speaker 4: What he took from that was knock, knock, knock. The
• 35:43
  Speaker 4: fellers want to come in, so he opens the door.
• 35:45
  Speaker 4: He's sweating because he's eating a curry? Is yea come?
• 35:48
  Speaker 4: And and then all of a sudden we're in Hoidy
• 35:49
  Speaker 4: J's room, sitting down. And then I was like to pugs, Wow,
• 35:52
  Speaker 4: should we just not go? Should just get a pizza there?
• 35:55
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 35:55
  Speaker 4: And so what happened was Hoidy J. Mistaking a bit
• 35:58
  Speaker 4: of banter for wanting to hang out.
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: Right, And then then you ordered a pizza? Did you?
• 36:03
  Speaker 4: So we just had to pizza?
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: They got two pizza. How did the pizza get in
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: your room?
• 36:07
  Speaker 4: Delivery men? Oh, I walked past my door.
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: That's right. Okay, well I understand now why you didn't
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: ask me can It's impossible? Yeah, because you're just explaining
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: they're keezy that you accidentally ended up in Jason's room.
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: That's right. And once you're in there, you couldn't go. Oh,
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: now that three out of the four of us are
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: in here. Wonder if Mogi wants to come in.
• 36:29
  Speaker 4: Well, I wanted it, it was it wasn't my room,
• 36:31
  Speaker 4: so it wasn't my place, you know.
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: Speaking of bones to peck. Yeah, you know they got
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: two massive pizzas. Did they offer me a piece?
• 36:39
  Speaker 4: And I think so, Jace, did you eat a piece
• 36:40
  Speaker 4: or not?
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: I did not keep me God okay, right, But anyway, guys,
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: I just want to say no, no, no, no. I
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: just want to say thanks for not asking me over
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: sure because I could tell how pers keezy was when
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: he walked past my door. Yeah, and I thought if
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: they asked me over it'd be weird if I said no,
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: because I'm sitting here doing nothing. But then I'd have
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: to put up with a hammered Kesey trying to shove
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: pizza from my face and turning on pornographic movies trying
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: to watch it get me to watch Oh John c
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: Lord van Damn naked with Roseen or our kid see
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: he likes because she looks like his wife.
• 37:11
  Speaker 4: See Jess. Is exactly why we decided not.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: To the Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: And Kesey guns Roses here on the radio hold archy
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: big show this Friday evening. But right now it's time
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: for What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue. Yeah yeah,
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: that went off live Man today, Yeah, yesterday, because like
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: Kesey doesn't like it very much, but actually the crowd
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: loved it. The crowd do love it. It's weird. Go
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: to a medic, Kesey.
• 38:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the crowd loved it. What did you watch?
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: Man? Don't hurry me up, man, I'm just trying to remember.
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: I watched the start of a documentary about human consumption.
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: That's going to depress me, but I think the good
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: thing about it, Liz, and it was about Eddi Dass
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: and how edids and how they make heaps of stuff
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: and how humans have just been brainwashed into buy and
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: all of this crap that we buy, you know what
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: I mean, specifically talking about sports clothing and how it
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: used to be back in the day that they'd have
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: you know, you just have an all Blacks jersey or
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: a warrior's jersey. And now they come up with an
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: awake and then they come up with eight different special
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: occasions of the year so they can just continue to
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: sell more shit that will end up getting fed to
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: the dolphins. So the good thing about it, what I
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: like about it is it's making me realize that it's
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: a complete waste of me time me doing anything. But
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: I can do all the recycling in the world. I
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: can try and be a tidy key with and all
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: that sort of stuff. It'll make no difference. Sure, you know, Yeah,
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: it's good. It's going to be less worth for old bogie. Yeah,
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: no good stuff, mate, Well any bit of rabbits straight
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: out of the car window. I was sitting in my
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: hotel room with my hand down my pants. Yes. Then
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: all of a sudden, douche, douche.
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: There was a knock on the door, and there was
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: old keys and pugsand and they just barged into the room.
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: They barged into my room and we ended up watching
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: a movie with Jean Claude van Dam and Rosanna our
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: kid who oh keysy was very keen on.
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: She's very hot.
• 39:32
  Speaker 4: She reminds me of my wife. That's why.
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: Yes, as I pointed out the time, because I anyway, yeah,
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: look that was going to go the other way around.
• 39:43
  Speaker 4: That was, by the way, the movie ninety ninety three
• 39:45
  Speaker 4: Know Where to Run.
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: Know Where to Run, And it was your classic sort
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: of small town, small farm getting taken over by bad guys.
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: You want to use it for sort of nefurious possessment
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: I've seen eight times. Yeah, okay, and Jean Claude, of course,
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: was just a stray waif and they fall in love
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: and shag. But hey, easy, that's the part we liked.
• 40:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 40:10
  Speaker 4: You can look at the Hockey Big Show Instagram story,
• 40:12
  Speaker 4: by the way, if you want to see us watching it.
• 40:13
  Speaker 4: But it was basically him outside the window watching a shower.
• 40:16
  Speaker 4: At one point, he's just living in her barn. And
• 40:19
  Speaker 4: because it turns out he must be a bank robber
• 40:21
  Speaker 4: or something who was on the run. Yes, And then
• 40:23
  Speaker 4: at the end there was this great scene where the
• 40:26
  Speaker 4: bad guy who had been thrown through a car window
• 40:28
  Speaker 4: came out of the car window with a shotgun aimed
• 40:31
  Speaker 4: at John Cord Van Dam. Shot missed, and as he
• 40:33
  Speaker 4: was reloading, a little kid threw a gun to John
• 40:36
  Speaker 4: Claude Van Dam. He caught it, dove in slow motion
• 40:39
  Speaker 4: and just shot the guy in time and then said
• 40:41
  Speaker 4: au revoir.
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and it was sick, you're forgetting the scene. And
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: this was a weird scene where he was in his
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: tent and this kid comes up to him in his
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: tent and he's reading a pawn meg. It's called top
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: heavy Heavy. It was so random and the kid's like,
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: do you like busy? He didn't say busy? Really. Sometimes
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: it's just like, what a random scene? A good way
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: to drive the character development.
• 41:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess the imd ate IMDb rating seventy five percent. No,
• 41:15
  Speaker 4: that's rotten tomatoes. So Rotten Tomatoes seventy five percent. Thirty
• 41:19
  Speaker 4: six percent was the rating IMDb five point seven out
• 41:23
  Speaker 4: of ten.
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: I loved it, man, I actually really enjoyed it. Right.
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: It's a great it's great action. Yeah, and he was
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: in Great Neck.
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: Too, The Hodiarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: Kisey mgmt there on the radio. Holdankee Big Show this
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: Friday evening. Now we've just got backfellows, haven't we from
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: being on the road. Great news for all those punters
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: and listeners in Auckland, because we're going to be back
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: on the road next Thursday at the Hangar Bar in
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: my hood out west the EMOGI to launch the Big Pie.
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: Fellows called the Pie.
• 41:59
  Speaker 4: It isn't the Big Pie, it's the Hodachi pie thanks
• 42:01
  Speaker 4: to Dad's Pies.
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: Of course.
• 42:02
  Speaker 4: Earlier in the year, we got all the great New
• 42:04
  Speaker 4: Zealanders out there, all the listeners to vote what flavor
• 42:07
  Speaker 4: pie we should put into production. They voted for an
• 42:10
  Speaker 4: angus steak and jalapeno cheese pie.
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: Wow, this pie is now.
• 42:15
  Speaker 4: Available in you know, your gas stations, dairies, all that
• 42:18
  Speaker 4: sort of stuff. I think you can get in the
• 42:19
  Speaker 4: supermarket as well. We're going to be officially launching it though.
• 42:22
  Speaker 4: And how do you do a pie launch? What do
• 42:25
  Speaker 4: you do?
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: Probably eat a lot of pies central like a pie.
• 42:30
  Speaker 4: Warmer, and then we get a bottle of champagne and
• 42:32
  Speaker 4: break it over the bow of it. Oh you like
• 42:33
  Speaker 4: the boat launch, Sure we could do that. But if
• 42:36
  Speaker 4: you want to come down, the show will be live
• 42:38
  Speaker 4: four till seven this coming Thursday, the twenty eighth of November.
• 42:42
  Speaker 4: Hangarbar out West not far at all. Every show we've
• 42:44
  Speaker 4: done an Auckland so far has been sort of in
• 42:46
  Speaker 4: the central city. So we were like, let's hit out west.
• 42:48
  Speaker 3: Till you Westies out there coming buddy, say good and
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: have a few beers. He's and stuff responsibly. And what
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: I love about this particular occasion it's only about ten.
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: Minutes from the house.
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what I mean. I know you just
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: get straight on the motorway. Yeah, I mean, you'll be fine.
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah you know what I mean. Thanks.
• 43:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, further because you're way out west, Kezy, a
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: bit further for you to travel.
• 43:10
  Speaker 4: The funny thing is it's about three minutes from my house.
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: All right, Wow, that's so cool.
• 43:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm the man. Hang abart This coming Thursday, the
• 43:18
  Speaker 4: twenty eighth of November. We will see you there, Auckland
• 43:21
  Speaker 4: in a big shout out to Dad's Pies as well.
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: Can't wait, uniforms the.
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: Whole achy big shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy.
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: Well, there you go, your man, bar SAIDs. That's the
• 43:40
  Speaker 3: big show done and dustaid for today and indeed for
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: the week. Has been a pleasure bringing it to you now.
• 43:45
  Speaker 3: I know you two are off to the New Zealand
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: Television Awards tonight. How are we feeling about that making it's.
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: Pretty pumped about it, mate. It's your chance to celebrate
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: all the hard work that's been happening in the screen
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: industry over the last twelve months. Mate. It's been a
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: tough year for a lot of people out your brother
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: in the ad and so get to put on your finest,
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: your finest clothes or on Keysy's case, to tuxedo, have
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: a few beers and pat each other on the backside.
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, nice mate.
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: Well, Key, of course you're presenting some awards at the
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: thing tonight, the awards.
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the awards. How are you feeling about that? Mate?
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: You all good? You seem a bit tense.
• 44:20
  Speaker 4: Well, I don't give a shit about doing stuff in
• 44:22
  Speaker 4: front of people, right, Yeah, I'm used to him saying
• 44:24
  Speaker 4: I don't care. The thing, I'm a bit I'm really
• 44:27
  Speaker 4: tired from Tartanaki and I had a late night on
• 44:29
  Speaker 4: the Wednesday, and so what I need to do is
• 44:31
  Speaker 4: get over there, have a couple of you know, yeah,
• 44:34
  Speaker 4: responsible to it, Yeah, stabilizers, and then I'll be away
• 44:38
  Speaker 4: laughing just until that starts.
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: Though.
• 44:40
  Speaker 4: I'm just gonna be away with Sleepy for the first
• 44:41
  Speaker 4: half hour, I think. So. Yeah, Jason, you coming along, man?
• 44:44
  Speaker 4: Are you up for anything?
• 44:45
  Speaker 7: Nah?
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: Look, it's been a long week for old hoodie Jay,
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: and I was looking forward to being in my hotel
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: room last night and just having a go at myself.
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: Fouls busted in as you know.
• 44:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well that didn't stop me.
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, that's I still did have a guart myself
• 44:59
  Speaker 3: fountain to mind. I'm just going to take it easy.
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: You've got my wife's work too, obviously.
• 45:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, really looking forward to that and maybe do a
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: bit of fishing on the Sunday.
• 45:10
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah for fish.
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I even had a bite even for about my
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: last seven fishing trips, just nothing, not even have you
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: been putting a hook on oh shit?
• 45:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 45:25
  Speaker 4: Oh sorry man.
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: Have you had any line on your reel?
• 45:30
  Speaker 4: Oh sorry, yeah, you got.
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: To do that man.
• 45:34
  Speaker 3: Anyway, it's been a pleasure bringing you the show. Make
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: sure you check out the podcast.
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: Make sure you check out check out the Instagram account
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: until Monday. See you later.