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#45 - Ninja Turtles vs Kansas City · Brandon Fogal Evolution

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  What is up everyone? Today we are going to do a tournament of the Turtles versus
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  the Kansas City Chiefs and the Kansas City Royals.
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  And what they are battling for is nothing other than Splinter. Whoever can win.
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  We got Toka and then Rezar right here.
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  We got Super Shredder, baby.
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  Super Shredder. original Leonardo my
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  fave original Michelangelo original Raphael original Donatello and Casey Kasem
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  what that's his name right Casey Kasem that's not right Casey Joe why who is
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  Casey Kasem is that like Saved by the Bell or something this is 90s baby.
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  Music.
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  This is the bracket, right? top seed all right for the the kc division the west
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  the kc chiefs division here we go All right, it's Rezar.
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  Rezar gets a top division. Okay, we're gonna put him on there.
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  Ray, that's Rezar. He's gonna be going up against, in the first round,
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  oh, KC Jones. We'll put him out, KC Jones.
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  CJ, KC Jones. Okay, I wanna make sure it is KC Jones. Okay, KC Jones.
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  Okay, and then over here, Toka.
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  All right, battle is set. All right, now, who's Toka gonna be going against?
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  Music.
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  Here is, this is a collector's edition of all the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, all of them on here.
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  Let me explain the game. I will stand them up. They have to have good footing
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  on here once they're standing. Once it's clear, the bell will ring.
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  I will pick this up, and whoever can be standing and stay still and doesn't
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  fall off, and make it up here when I place them on the PS5, hands off,
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  whoever's standing, lives and moves on, goes to the next match.
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  That's the game. That's the match. This is the bracket. This is what we're dealing
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  with. Okay. Razor. Whoa.
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  Okay. Throwing stuff. Okay. First round. Razor versus CJ.
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  We know. We've established that that is Casey Jones.
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  Here we go. The very first. Always on goal, no stopping the team,
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  life in the spirit, I'm talking for free, I'm feeling so free.
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  Music.
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  Free, put it on repeat, feel like a three-peat, coming for the team,
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  know this ain't easy, but it's been breezy, got it. Got a fresh green card type of energy.
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  I'm a free man, what it look like. Life's good, been blessed, because I'm tight.
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  They gon' want it, but they don't know what it took, right? Stand left when
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  I write up that book right. Give them praise like glory of theirs.
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  If they knew what I've been through, they know it's real.
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  Over five years popping, pulling her black pills. They have to actually just stay on here.
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  They can stand. That's double points.
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  First battle. All right. They're both one-on-one. They're both one-on-one.
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  Music.
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  Cause I'm feeling so free right now, so free right now, like what?
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  Ay, I'm feeling the tank, it's never on E. Always on gold, I'm stopping the team.
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  Life in the spirit, I'm talking for free. I'm feeling so free.
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  We like a city on top of the hill. Been with my dogs like Cruella in the field.
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  Running a game, I forgot how to walk. I've been riding so long,
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  now my panties are quill.
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  Keeping it fake like a Benjamin Beal. All I got's time, now the pendulum's still.
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  Walking my freedom like 4th of July. If they asking for beef,
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  then I'll start up the bill.
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  Wanna talk about my pants before we pass that? Devil try to make me trip on
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  backtrack I put in love is a verb on my hat rack Boy I knew he got a hit like
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  it's blackjack F-R-E-E that's freedom I been killing my flesh and a bleeder
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  If I'm walking with God then I beat her I said they bumping the boy that schema,
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  Let's go Cause I'm feeling so free right now So free right now like what Ay
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  Cause I'm living so free right now So free right now like what Ay,
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  Feeling it Good job, good job, well fought, well fought Rizar went four rounds,
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  but could not go much further than that.
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  That's too bad. That's the name of the game. That's the name of the game, man. Okay.
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  All right. Now we're going to go Toka and Leo across the pond. Across the pond.
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  Original Leo versus Toka. Yeah, you know what it is. These boys are OG certified.
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  Shepard, Breno, Schema Boy. Always united.
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  You heard? Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
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  Music.
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  The thing is, if I move my hand, Toka's done. I can't believe it.
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  Leo somehow came out with a victory. He won.
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  He couldn't even stand up, but he won. You know, David versus Goliath.
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  Rezar and Toka have been eliminated. First round, they are done.
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  Good night, fellas. Good night. Good wins. Good triumphs over evil.
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  Every time, Leo has moved on. Now we got Donnie versus Super Shredder.
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  All right, Donatello, original Donatello versus Super Shredder.
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  I can already tell. Super Shredder, I mean, it doesn't matter what you are on
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  paper, but when you're actually in the fight.
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  Okay, here we go. They're up. They're up.
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  Oh, Super Shredder fell off. If Donnie can stay on, if he can stay on, he's on his back.
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  But if he can land it he lit oh man
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  he killed splitter though we'll put splitter back up there okay but he made
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  it he made it donnie beats super shredder who is gonna win this is crazy okay
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  mikey versus raf brother against brother this is our first brother against brother we're
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  going to, we've seen Raph and we got Mikey. Here we go.
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  I, I, I hope I'm, I'm hoping because he's my favorite Mikey wins,
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  but I'm not going to be playing favorites when I'm going, you know,
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  as a judge, the judge, jury and referee, I am, you know, very awkward.
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  He's up. Okay. They are both up. they
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  are both up as you can see as you
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  can see they are both up here we go the ghost
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  ship says go okay raf is
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  falling mikey is off he fell he fell now if raf can stay up there he can win
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  it all he's falling down he's on his back he's on his back and raf won raf won oh my gosh everyone.
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  Raph is my second favorite turtle So I'm not too heartbroken But I'm still a
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  little heartbroken Where is your money?
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  Everybody, I need to know Where is your money? Who you got in this match?
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  Who you got in this tournament, baby? Casey Jones versus Donatello He's up He's
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  up And my nose is starting to itch So that's not good Oh gosh,
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  Who can make it up there? Who can make it to the top? Okay. Donnie fell into
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  him. Casey's still going.
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  But I'm going to have to move my hand. I'm going to have to move my hand.
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  And I don't think there's any way he's going to be able to make it on there. This is so messed up.
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  Oh, my gosh.
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  Somehow, Casey, he, like, slid underneath, like, whoa, like,
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  last second. I did not think there was any way in heck he was going to be able
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  to stay on there, but he did.
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  Music.
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  I'm not ever coming down,
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  Sunshine is coming around, around, around, around, around, around C-c-c-coming
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  around, around, around, around, around,
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  I don't even mind addicted to this feeling feel like I could fly Higher than
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  the stars permanent vacation I'm so addicted to these good vibrations,
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  I've got my head in the clouds,
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  I'm not ever coming down,
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  Sunshine is coming around,
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  Plus Donatello somehow falls off of there He's got a pretty flat surface He
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  should be actually good to make it Wow, this is insane.
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  Music.
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  Insanity So alive, driving at the bricks off,
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  So wild, ready for the change of,
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  so alive driving with the brakes off,
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  they're both up they're both up you can see here we go this is round two leo's off.
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  Music.
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  The class he's up and standing that might be the very first standing person
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  that we've had that i can remember we can do the replay you all know if i if
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  i'm telling the truth or not i don't know,
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  hobba doctor i don't it was something like what am
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  i thinking of i will think of it and i
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  will put it in the comments or something or whatever something
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  like what word i was trying to think of because i was trying to think of some
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  word of like when you go up against some like a like a be a person that's just
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  what is that word i can't freaking think of the word i can't think of the word
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  i can't think of the word i'll put it in the comments once i remember once i remember if y'all,
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  gobble joker it's like it was in a game that like when people started fighting like,
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  what game am i even thinking of i will think of the game and i will think of what i'm,
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  it's not fortnight it's something like
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  that though it's like this there's just like it was like oh i can't think of
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  the word it's like it's toughest thing when you can't think of the word and
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  you don't know what you would even type into something to think of that word
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  but i bet there's something i could type up in the internet let's move on it's
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  on like the tip of my tongue donnie.
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  Versus the Kansas City Chiefs, baby.
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  These guys are so hard to stand up. It's like everyone, like the action figures
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  who would be able to be the easiest to stand, they're all out. They're all gone.
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  The ones that can't stand, that are like drunk standing there,
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  they're the ones still going.
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  Donnie versus the Chiefs. Donnie versus the Chiefs.
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  Oh man, he hit the microphone. So gotta dodge that.
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  It's like there's gonna be some obstacles added okay donnie versus the chiefs
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  i'm kind of losing it a little it'd be nice if they actually stand on there
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  and then i just bring them down and they stay that way so i don't donnie is
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  off will the chiefs move on will the chiefs move on,
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  the chiefs are moving on donnie he fought good but he got to the boss and the
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  boss won you know that's that's how it is in games it's like doesn't matter
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  like unless you have a game genie and you're able to bypass all those things.
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  You have infinite lives. It's tough to beat the boss.
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  Chiefs, they are moving on to the championship. Raph versus the Royals.
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  Who is going to save Splinter and who is going to bring that collectible,
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  that million-dollar collectible Michelangelo trophy home?
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  Just so you all see, the Chiefs are in the championship. I don't think I showed
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  you that a second ago. We got the Royals versus Raph. Okay.
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  This might go for a while. I can already tell he stood up pretty easily the
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  Kansas City Royals here we go against here we go this is it oh my gosh that just jumped everywhere.
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  Music.
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  Since I was a kid, I had no doubt when my... Oh! Raph is on top of the Royals.
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  I cannot believe it. I cannot believe it. This time, we're going to do it like this.
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  This is going to be actually probably a lot tougher. I have to hold it in both
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  hands like this. Across the side. Like this. Not like this. Like this.
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  Palms up. Palms up. Here we go. I gotta get so good that they couldn't deny.
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  Music.
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  Nose to the ground with my eyes on the prize.
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  Maybe this time we'll switch to the screen so you can see what they're up against.
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  They can see that championship that they're trying to get.
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  All right, Raph and the Royals. This time, I'm going to have to stand up and do it from my back.
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  I don't even know how I'm actually going to be able to do that.
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  All right, but you are going to witness it if it's possible.
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  So you're going to see what I got going on under here, you know? No, it's not pretty.
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  Music.
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  That's just as awkward as for you. Imagine how much it is for me.
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  Here we go. Gosh, it hurts. All right, here we go. All right.
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  And backwards. Let's go.
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  Excuse me. Excuse me. Here we go. Uh.
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  Roll for round. Raph, who's going to be here? He's down or he's gone? He's down or he's gone?
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  Raph wins! Raph wins! wow i did not see that coming so it's going to be red
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  versus red red kingdom versus red,
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  i thing it's raf and the chiefs raf and the chiefs wow i did not see that coming
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  i thought there was no way the chiefs actually will be pretty dang tough to
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  beat they they will be actually really tough to beat i can tell i already know
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  so that's the championship we are there folks Raph Raphael.
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  That's his full name. Raphael versus the Kansas City Chiefs.
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  Who is going to come out as a champion?
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  Let's see. This is like the Super Bowl of TMNT Championship.
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  Battle Royale, baby. Here we go.
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  Raph versus Kansas City Chiefs.
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  Let's go. Let's go. It's like almost, all right, here, This is like UFC.
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  Before the big match, they come and they do a stare-off.
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  They do a stare-off. Raph, they both walk out.
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  And they just stare at each other after weighing in. And they look at you.
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  And they have some words.
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  And then they go. All right, not to see each other until the big game.
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  Okay, here we go. Here it is. Ladies and gentlemen.
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  Ladies and gentlemen, here we go. The championship, what we've all been waiting
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  for, RAF versus the Chiefs.
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  Music.
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  Like I'm James Bond. Built to win, so it's game on. Hall of Fame, putting my name on.
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  One of a kind, we ain't the same one. From the sandbox to my day ones.
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  Music.
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  I've been strong. Dynamic, move like water in the Atlantic.
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  Legendary, well-respected, de-elected, chosen one. Work ethicists,
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  wrecking records. Dominate a different measure, the highest level. Full speed.
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  I'm going to do it backwards. We're going to do it backwards, okay?
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  But in this case, she really won't be able to see it as well.
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  So we'll see how it goes. All right. Backwards.
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  Here we go. They're both on there. Let's go. Let's go.
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  I cannot see. I have no vision. All right. Somebody fell.
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  Rafa's off. I can tell Rafa's off. I can't even.
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  I'm hooked on the mic. I'm hooked on the mic. Oh, Chiefs are off too. They're both off.
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  They're both off.
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  Music.
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  Stay prepared and be ready to start I go harder than a rest And now the gold's on my chest,
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  I got it I'm one of a kind, I'm iconic I'm built to win Back to back, I do it again,
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  I'm iconic I'm one of a kind, I'm iconic,
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  I'm iconic I'm iconic it seems like this is like this could be it this feels like this one could be it,
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  this could be it let's go here we go oh my gosh ah here we go oh.
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  She fell she just fell oh you're gonna think my dog got hold of the game i don't know man,
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  i do not freaking know these guys like they both go one goes down they both
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  go down one stands up the both stand up wearing me out wearing me out okay,
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  all right how about this i gotta keep my eyes closed i gotta keep my eyes closed
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  i'm gonna grab it like normal but my eyes gotta be closed this might be it ladies
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  and gentlemen who do you got who is your money on who do you thank with your
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  head and who do you have in your heart who Who do you think is going to win? Who do you want to win?
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  All right. Eyes. Oh, my gosh. Eyes.
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  Eyes closing now. I got to try to just visualize where the top of the mountain is.
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  Here we go. I cannot see anything.
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  Only you all can see what's going on. I have no idea what's happening right
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  now. Bob, I hope you're watching.
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  I'm just remembering where it's at. My eyes are closed. Something fell.
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  Something fell. I think it was Raph.
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  By the way, something hit my leg.
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  Music.
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  Making. That is it. That is it. The Kansas City Chiefs.
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  The Kansas City Chiefs come out on top.
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  The Kansas City Chiefs win it all.
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  Wow. Let's see. Raph, he fought, man, to the bitter end, to the bitter end.
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  Good job, man. You did good. You did good. You represented good, the Turtles.
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  What does that mean for Chiefs Kingdom?
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  Whoa. All right. And thank you all for watching and I hope you all check out
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  my next video right over here.