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S4 Ep13: Impotence of Being Ernest · On The Lanai

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  Speaker 1: On the Lanai is part of the Oddpods Media Network.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome to On the Lanai.
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  Speaker 3: Holy fucking shit, yes.
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  Speaker 4: That was amazing.
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  Speaker 5: This guy just like fucking walks in.
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  Speaker 4: Hi, I'm one of your hosts. I'm Ryan coming to
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  Speaker 4: you from, I don't know, what are we in, Beaverton
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  Speaker 4: or Hillsborough?
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  Speaker 5: Beaverton.
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  Speaker 4: We're in Beaverton, Oregon.
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  Speaker 3: You had a podcast, didn't you? So this is, he's
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  Speaker 3: a natural.
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  Speaker 4: Give it up for your other hosts. Where are you all?
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  Speaker 4: Where are you?
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  Speaker 3: I'm in Orlando, Florida. My name is Gina.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm Kristen, and I'm in Sacramento, California.
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  Speaker 3: Not actually in Sacramento.
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  Speaker 1: North of Sacramento.
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  Speaker 5: She's in Lincoln.
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  Speaker 1: People don't know where Lincoln is.
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  Speaker 3: Could you give your address out, please?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. Well, I've done the Punchline a lot of times.
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  Speaker 5: I love that. It's good that you've done the Punchline
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  Speaker 5: since you're a comedian.
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  Speaker 4: Punchline is a club owned by Live Nation.
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  Speaker 1: Punchline's where I saw the Day Players, Aaron.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, that's the biggest room they could get. It was
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  Speaker 3: a comedy club.
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  Speaker 5: Like Flappers?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like Flappers. But they've had some huge names there.
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  Speaker 5: Look, I don't care that you like the Day Players.
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  Speaker 5: I just think it's funny. I know.
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  Speaker 3: Who's your favorite member?
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  Speaker 4: I started in a horror movie that was in Sacramento, too.
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  Speaker 4: And we did a.
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  Speaker 3: Tell me.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you buried the lead.
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  Speaker 4: What's it called? It's called Mr. TV Man. It's like
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  Speaker 4: a 17-minute horror short, and I filmed it south of Sacramento,
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  Speaker 4: in a big suburb south of Sacramento, in a studio.
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  Speaker 4: And we premiered it last year at, God, what is
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  Speaker 4: the name? It's like an old theater.
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  Speaker 1: The Crest. The Crest Theater?
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  Speaker 4: Colgate.
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  Speaker 1: That's where all the old stuff... They do a horror
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  Speaker 1: film festival there.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe it was that. I can't remember. But it was... Like,
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  Speaker 4: it looks like an old theater on the outside. Like, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And we premiered it there. And it was a pretty
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  Speaker 4: big deal in Sacramento. I actually really... I think Sacramento
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  Speaker 4: gets a bad rap. I do, too. I think people
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  Speaker 4: shit on Sacramento, and then I go there, and I'm like,
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  Speaker 4: you know what? I like it here.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if anyone shit on Sacramento. Is that
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  Speaker 2: a California thing?
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  Speaker 1: That's an Aaron thing.
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  Speaker 3: She's like, why do people hate Sacramento?
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  Speaker 5: There's nothing to do there.
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  Speaker 3: There's no things to go do.
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  Speaker 4: Sacramento has this amazing comedy scene and one of my
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  Speaker 4: best friends in comedy is from there.
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  Speaker 3: I look forward to spending... I think Kristen's best friend's
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  Speaker 3: with Ryan now.
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  Speaker 4: I like Sacramento. I'm actually flying into Sacramento on Monday.
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  Speaker 3: For comedy?
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  Speaker 4: No, my new job, I'm going to Twain Heart. Do
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  Speaker 4: you know where Twain Heart is?
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  Speaker 3: Bumfuck Nowhere.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like a resort town, like a vacation town.
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  Speaker 4: The company I work for owns a grocery store there.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, nice.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Fantastic. Erin, what about you? You've been traveling.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. I have been traveling. I had to go look
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  Speaker 5: up my IMDb. To see if I had more credits
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  Speaker 5: than Ryan or not.
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  Speaker 3: Well, you have worked with Frank Stallone.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: That's impressive.
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  Speaker 1: And Natalie Z.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's true.
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  Speaker 1: I met Natalie. Brittany Snow.
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  Speaker 5: I met Natalie Z's husband who was.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know who Natalie Z is. Is that a
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  Speaker 3: Spice Girl?
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  Speaker 5: She was on Passions.
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  Speaker 4: Passions, I think.
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  Speaker 5: I think.
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  Speaker 3: You guys don't have to compare fame.
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  Speaker 5: No, no, I was just curious.
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  Speaker 1: It's not a competition.
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  Speaker 5: I don't have a picture for my... No, no, no.
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  Speaker 5: This wasn't like I felt less than, but he had
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  Speaker 5: a really cool picture on his IMDb.
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  Speaker 3: How do you get a picture on IMDb?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I was like, the fuck do I get a picture?
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  Speaker 5: I don't have one.
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  Speaker 4: You just have to get a professional IMDb account.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, I don't have time for that shit.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you have to get a picture. You gotta pay
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  Speaker 4: for it, and then you put your picture on. She's out.
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  Speaker 3: What do they charge you for that?
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  Speaker 4: Absolutely not. It's a monthly thing.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, Ryan's picture is amazing because it's his head in
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  Speaker 2: his hands.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And these great red sunglasses. And his, you've opened the
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  Speaker 3: door and I have to poop face. That's weird.
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  Speaker 5: I've seen that many times at my friend's house.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, hard times.
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  Speaker 5: T-shirt. Have you pooped at my house yet?
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 3: Have you pooped at my house yet?
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  Speaker 5: Oh, no, there's a point where, like.
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  Speaker 3: Would you like us to take a break till then? No, no, no.
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  Speaker 5: No, look, there's a point you get comfortable pooping in
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  Speaker 5: the same place as your partner.
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  Speaker 4: Sure.
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  Speaker 5: Like Abby. Abby's very comfortable shitting in front of me.
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  Speaker 3: Or on you.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: You should return the favor one day.
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  Speaker 5: Next time I feel, like, really bubble gut-ish, I'm just gonna, like.
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  Speaker 3: Just hold her behind you.
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  Speaker 5: Hold her underneath my butt for the entire day.
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  Speaker 2: She'll just sneeze up your butt. Before we recorded, she
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  Speaker 2: sneezed in Aaron's face twice.
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  Speaker 5: Well, that's my fault. Something about her being upside down
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  Speaker 5: exacerbates something inside of her. And then she gets these
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  Speaker 5: handful of really intense sneezes. There's a time frame and
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  Speaker 5: an angle. And she was too far tilted back. It's like,
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  Speaker 5: you don't shake a lava lamp, you shouldn't turn Abby
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  Speaker 5: upside down for a certain amount of time. She's got
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  Speaker 5: rules like a mogwai.
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  Speaker 3: I've never tried to shake a lava lamp, is that
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  Speaker 3: a thing?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you're really not supposed to.
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  Speaker 3: I never even would have thought to do that.
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  Speaker 5: It fucks up the goo, and then you just have time.
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  Speaker 5: Eventually it goes back together, I believe, but if you
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  Speaker 5: shake it up, it separates everything, and it just looks
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  Speaker 5: greasy and sad, and eventually it will find itself. Like
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  Speaker 5: Orbit's soda. That was sad.
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  Speaker 1: We bought my friend's dad a giant lava lamp because
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  Speaker 1: he was like a hippie from back in the day.
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  Speaker 1: Like probably four feet tall. Like it was a big
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  Speaker 1: lava lamp.
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  Speaker 3: That is big.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It took like eight hours to even get it going.
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  Speaker 3: I was just going to ask how long did it
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  Speaker 3: take to warm up.
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  Speaker 1: It took a long time.
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  Speaker 3: It probably got really hot.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. We could get Abby in a lava lamp if
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  Speaker 5: that sucks.
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  Speaker 4: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 5: Fill it with resin. Keep her forever.
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  Speaker 3: This is me.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 5: That was floating.
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  Speaker 3: I'm still with you.
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  Speaker 6: Nope.
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  Speaker 5: You are.
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  Speaker 1: Put that lava lamp on the chair in the corner
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  Speaker 1: and she'll be right at home.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah. We could get like a lamp with like
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  Speaker 5: a stand. She'd still cuck.
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  Speaker 1: From the lava lamp.
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  Speaker 3: The Abby lamp. I like this idea. Let's see how
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  Speaker 3: much it'll cost.
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  Speaker 5: To be fair, just to be fair, Ryan, previously the
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  Speaker 5: plan that Kristen and I had until we realized that
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  Speaker 5: someone would be stuck with this atrocity was initially we
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  Speaker 5: were going to taxidermy Abby and then her boy cat
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  Speaker 5: Baylor into fancy little outfits and pose them together as
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  Speaker 5: if they were a married couple in eternity. And then
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  Speaker 5: we realized someone would have to have the two dead
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  Speaker 5: animals dressed up in their home. Stop that.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want them.
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  Speaker 5: And now it's like Abby lava lamp.
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 3: I do like Abby lava. Like it's funny.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: My, uh, my friend, uh, Brooke, uh, she actually was,
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  Speaker 4: I think she lives in LA now, but she lived
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  Speaker 4: in Santa Cruz for a long time. Uh, but, uh,
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  Speaker 4: She does, you've probably seen them maybe in memes, but
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  Speaker 4: she does taxidermy dioramas. Like, she finds, like, old taxidermy
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  Speaker 4: and does a diorama in it. Like, a little, like, almost, like, dollhouse.
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  Speaker 1: Like, little squirrels and outfits and stuff.
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  Speaker 4: Just, like, or, like, little, just, like, little chairs and, like, little, like, it's,
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  Speaker 4: it is really incredible.
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  Speaker 3: You gotta have a hobby, I guess.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, that's cool. Well, I mean, she's just an artist.
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  Speaker 4: You know what I mean? So, it's, like, a, it's, like,
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  Speaker 4: a cool, like, cool.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: But she doesn't taxidermy them herself, or does she?
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  Speaker 4: No, she buys, like, a lot of them are like old.
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  Speaker 2: Old pre-taxed pre yeah like like an ira yeah like.
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  Speaker 4: But uh but i think that she would probably counting
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  Speaker 4: jokes do something fuck.
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  Speaker 5: You i got so excited and then i got sad
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  Speaker 5: because in my head i was like your artist friend
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  Speaker 5: is gonna build the most amazing like forever forever abby
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  Speaker 5: like artistic monument and it's gonna be.
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  Speaker 1: Closer to my can.
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  Speaker 3: I was thinking it she said it i.
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  Speaker 5: Saw dear i have to keep taking my life back.
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  Speaker 6: To the middle thank you kristen i appreciate you by
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  Speaker 6: the way can we step back a second uh fuck
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  Speaker 6: santa cruz just an inside joke we don't hate santa
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  Speaker 6: cruz go ahead no i love santa.
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  Speaker 5: Cruz no ryan does he actually hates it there and
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  Speaker 5: his friend bro he hates her i'm just kidding no
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  Speaker 5: she's cool i hated you remember the name of your
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  Speaker 5: other friend from earlier billy it's fine it's fine we're
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  Speaker 5: fine let's best move along.
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  Speaker 1: Billy was the name of the kid in the last episode.
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  Speaker 2: Slappy the kid all.
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  Speaker 4: Right what's up with this episode.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, our host is asking me. Our host Ryan is
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  Speaker 3: asking me.
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  Speaker 5: Did you just whistle your way into my show?
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  Speaker 2: He did.
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  Speaker 3: He opened the episode.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. Welcome.
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  Speaker 1: He's our new plant.
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  Speaker 4: Welcome.
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  Speaker 3: Don't you take that away from James.
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  Speaker 5: No.
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  Speaker 2: Season 4, episode 13, if you'd stop welcoming me.
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  Speaker 3: Is called The Impudence of Being Earnest.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: The original air date was February 4th, 1989. The director
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  Speaker 2: was Steve Zuckerman. Writers Rick Kopp, David A. Goodman, and
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  Speaker 2: Kevin Abbott. What do you think the impotence of being
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  Speaker 2: earnest is about?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, Erin.
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  Speaker 5: I'm honestly sad every time Christopher Lloyd didn't help. Right.
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  Speaker 5: Not that Christopher Lloyd. All right. Well, I know what
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  Speaker 5: it's about. I had to watch it today and read
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  Speaker 5: a quiz.
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  Speaker 2: I just thought it was funny that Ryan came on
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  Speaker 2: this one because it was blind date last week and
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  Speaker 2: joke about it.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sure Ryan's fine in that department. It just made
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  Speaker 3: me giggle.
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  Speaker 4: Oh God. I'm a, like, uh, like, listen, any guy
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  Speaker 4: who gets it up every time, um, had an easy life. So, um,
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  Speaker 4: you know, like it's, oh yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Mansplain erections to us.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I will. Um, This is now a bit I'm
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  Speaker 4: going into, but I'm just warning you.
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  Speaker 3: No, actually, you would know more than I would about this.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but if you've created a haunted house in your brain,
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  Speaker 4: you probably have some ghosts in the basement. You know
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  Speaker 4: what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: I think just sometimes it's like, what, physically? You're just like, no,
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  Speaker 2: I just don't want to.
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  Speaker 4: I mean. It happens.
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  Speaker 5: It happens. I didn't want to wear pants last week
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  Speaker 5: or leave my hotel during my business trip. Mm-hmm. I'm
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  Speaker 5: pretty sure if you had been there and been like,
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  Speaker 5: what's up?
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  Speaker 3: If you'd been there and been like, what's up? That
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  Speaker 3: was a no bones day.
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  Speaker 5: I lied to people all day today at work. I
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  Speaker 5: need to just cry and eat my fast food in bed.
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  Speaker 5: I think that as a society, we.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not mocking impotency. In a lot of ways.
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  Speaker 3: You can help if you can.
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  Speaker 4: It's just funny. Yeah, I mean, the thing is, it's like, Yeah, and, like,
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  Speaker 4: a lot of guys have never dealt with their shit, and, like,
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  Speaker 4: and it comes out in weird ways. And one of
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  Speaker 4: them is, like, you know.
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  Speaker 2: Well, and some guys will mock, like, it's a sign
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  Speaker 2: that you're not a man, or that you must be gay.
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  Speaker 5: Which is bullshit.
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  Speaker 3: You know, it's all, it's, that's horse shit, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Like, that's why I have almost a four-minute joke about
• 12:45
  Speaker 4: erectile dysfunction. It's basically a four-minute dick joke about, about
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  Speaker 4: male mental health. You know what I mean? Like, get your,
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  Speaker 4: you know what I mean? If you don't take care
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  Speaker 4: of yourself, like, there's results. You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 4: And it's, like, you know, so.
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  Speaker 3: I love a four-minute dick. That's about the attention span
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  Speaker 3: I have.
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  Speaker 5: That is four times. Four times what Miss Elliot didn't want.
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  Speaker 3: Anyway, what do you think the episode is going to
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  Speaker 3: be about, kids?
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  Speaker 4: I would like for it to be about impotence. You
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  Speaker 4: know what I mean? I think that that would be.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: It's a very special episode.
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  Speaker 5: I've seen the episodes. Again, I literally can't weigh in.
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  Speaker 3: How about you, Kristen?
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  Speaker 1: I knew you were coming to me next.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't know I had to call on you.
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  Speaker 5: It can't be me.
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  Speaker 3: You can jump in, Kristen. It's okay. I give you permission.
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  Speaker 3: You're one of the hosts.
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  Speaker 4: I am?
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  Speaker 5: We're all hosts now, apparently.
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  Speaker 1: Anywho, I think this episode's about this guy named Ernest,
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  Speaker 1: and he's impotent.
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  Speaker 3: Okay. You both think it's about impotency.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 5: What I both really hoped was what I hoped either
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  Speaker 5: or both of you comedic geniuses that are important people
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  Speaker 5: in my life would come up with was that someone
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  Speaker 5: would say that it was about Ernest, as in like scared,
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  Speaker 5: stupid Ernest, that it was about him being impotent. That
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  Speaker 5: was what I really had hoped for.
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  Speaker 3: Jim Varney guest stars.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, Jim Varney.
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  Speaker 3: He did the John L.
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  Speaker 1: Sullivan Chevy commercials up here for years back in the day.
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  Speaker 3: Is that a local Chevy dealer?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 2: Whose boyfriend's, like, which lady's boyfriend do you think it'll
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  Speaker 2: be dealing with this?
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  Speaker 5: Blanche.
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  Speaker 1: Because she's going to be the one who's going to
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  Speaker 1: be the most upset about it.
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  Speaker 3: Who do you think, Brad Ryan?
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  Speaker 4: I think Blanche is, the juxtaposition is pretty good. Like,
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  Speaker 4: as a writer, I would go with Blanche. Like, yeah, because, like, Hey,
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  Speaker 4: she's really the only one who, like, fucks on the show.
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  Speaker 4: You know what I mean? Like, regularly. You know what
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  Speaker 4: I mean? And, like. That's fair. And then it's going
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  Speaker 4: to be, like. And then Sophia's going to be, like.
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  Speaker 1: You slutty trash.
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  Speaker 4: She's going to be, like. She's going to be, like.
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  Speaker 4: I wouldn't get it up for.
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  Speaker 5: You, either.
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  Speaker 4: You know what I mean? Like.
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  Speaker 1: Not with your breath.
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  Speaker 4: You know what I mean? And then, like, Rose is, like.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, well.
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  Speaker 4: What's Rose's dead husband's name? Charlie.
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  Speaker 1: Charlie.
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  Speaker 4: None of them are that old to be having a
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  Speaker 4: dead husband.
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  Speaker 3: Well, George was killed by a drunk driver.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Charlie had a heart attack. Well, fucking Rose.
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  Speaker 3: Dorothy's husband's alive and annoying. And Sal is old.
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  Speaker 1: Ex-husband.
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  Speaker 5: Sal died nine years ago, I think. Nine, ten years
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  Speaker 5: ago at this point.
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  Speaker 2: Well, that leads us to who's the villain that Aaron
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  Speaker 2: will have to prove.
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to say the villain is going to be Blanche.
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  Speaker 4: What do y'all think?
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: Well, I think she will be the villain, so we
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: want to make it hard for Aaron.
• 15:57
  Speaker 4: You do want to.
• 15:58
  Speaker 3: Make Aaron's job hard. Who do you think will be
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: the hardest one for her?
• 16:05
  Speaker 4: Rose. Because Rose is going to be understanding. Oh, Charlie
• 16:08
  Speaker 4: used to not be able to get it up at all.
• 16:13
  Speaker 4: Not until I had to use my thumb.
• 16:15
  Speaker 5: We can do back-to-back roses. Charlie is the person who
• 16:18
  Speaker 5: taught her what it was when your eyes rolled back
• 16:21
  Speaker 5: in your head.
• 16:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I'm just saying that there's probably a time
• 16:24
  Speaker 4: when Charlie couldn't drop the hammer. You know what I mean?
• 16:29
  Speaker 5: So we're going Rose again?
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: Couldn't drop the hammer.
• 16:36
  Speaker 5: I don't know this man.
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: I like you, Ryan. You're fun.
• 16:39
  Speaker 6: Is he?
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: He is.
• 16:42
  Speaker 4: Did you think that I would get on here and
• 16:45
  Speaker 4: not be a thing.
• 16:47
  Speaker 5: No, I don't know what I expected.
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, did you think he was going to be polite?
• 16:50
  Speaker 6: Yes, ma'am.
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: He has to share the spotlight.
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: He's got to be himself. That's all I ask.
• 16:57
  Speaker 5: Look, it's fine. It's fine.
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: She says that word a lot.
• 17:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, fine.
• 17:04
  Speaker 5: Honestly, my next tattoo is going to be some version
• 17:07
  Speaker 5: of it's fine. I'm fine. Okay, well, on that happy note,
• 17:12
  Speaker 5: You should listen to these commercials because they're fucking amazing commercials.
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 17:19
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• 17:21
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• 17:24
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• 17:26
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• 17:30
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• 17:32
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• 17:38
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• 17:51
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• 17:53
  Speaker 4: Welcome back, Cotter.
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: Oh, Aaron. It's all cattywampus. Who's hosting the show?
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: Who's hosting? So, yeah, it was about Ernie Softland, you know?
• 18:09
  Speaker 5: Did you know that you... were going to be the
• 18:12
  Speaker 5: Jack Black and the skinny tail kid from High Fidelity? Like,
• 18:17
  Speaker 5: that you were just going to show up and, like,
• 18:19
  Speaker 5: we wouldn't be able to get rid of you? Like,
• 18:21
  Speaker 5: was that pre-planned in your head? Yeah, yeah.
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: Ugliest sweater I've ever seen? Calls me sweater!
• 18:27
  Speaker 4: All right, let's get some trivia. What do you think?
• 18:31
  Speaker 5: Do you want to do the game? Is that what
• 18:34
  Speaker 5: you're talking about?
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was talking about the game. Yeah, not the trivia.
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: You want the quiz.
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: Quiz. Yeah, the quiz.
• 18:40
  Speaker 5: He's really good looking. In person.
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: Okay, anyway.
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: Well, quiz and trivia can be used for the same thing.
• 18:51
  Speaker 5: Don't team Ryan. Okay, don't. Don't do that.
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: Skater team Ryan.
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 19:00
  Speaker 5: Oh my god. You're my skater boy.
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: Gross.
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: See you later, boy.
• 19:08
  Speaker 5: Let's just play this fucking game. Alright, here we go.
• 19:12
  Speaker 5: What card game are Blanche, Dorothy, and Sophia playing? Kristen
• 19:20
  Speaker 5: was not there either. Let's go, Gina. By the way,
• 19:23
  Speaker 5: I'm shaming Ernie Soft Serve, aka this guy, and Kristen
• 19:31
  Speaker 5: for panic buzzing. So, Excuse me, three seconds later when
• 19:36
  Speaker 5: I finished.
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: They were playing hearts.
• 19:42
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: I had to think about it.
• 19:45
  Speaker 5: All right. I'll try to read this faster so that
• 19:49
  Speaker 5: you guys don't.
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: Have to panic. She's the master of the pregnant pause.
• 19:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 19:53
  Speaker 5: Yes, yes. I'm pretty sure that you're around me enough
• 19:56
  Speaker 5: to know that. Oh, I got a look. Why does
• 20:01
  Speaker 5: Sophia say she needs gin? Okay, Kristen.
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: Mildred had a heart attack.
• 20:10
  Speaker 5: Get the fuck out of here.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: That's all I have written next to Jen.
• 20:13
  Speaker 5: Absolutely not.
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: No.
• 20:14
  Speaker 5: Get the fuck out of here. You're not even on
• 20:17
  Speaker 5: the same part of the scene. All right. Excuse me.
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: She needed it to get through a Saturday night with
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: those two.
• 20:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: It should be Dorothy and Blanche.
• 20:27
  Speaker 5: She quite literally said if she was going to spend
• 20:30
  Speaker 5: Saturday night with them, she was going to need a buzz.
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 20:35
  Speaker 5: Excuse me.
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: I got a point.
• 20:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah, give excuse me.
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: A point.
• 20:41
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: Playing for you, Abby.
• 20:43
  Speaker 5: Aw. All right. Maybe Kristen can get this one right.
• 20:50
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 20:51
  Speaker 5: Why did Mildred cancel on Sophia? Oh, shit.
• 20:57
  Speaker 4: Shit.
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: Fuck.
• 21:02
  Speaker 4: Shit, fuck. Because she had a heart attack.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: Oh, now he comes in nice and clear.
• 21:07
  Speaker 5: No. No.
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: Did you know that?
• 21:09
  Speaker 4: She had a heart attack, but it wasn't a major one.
• 21:17
  Speaker 5: Right. Thank you for mansplaining the plot to us.
• 21:22
  Speaker 4: Amazing.
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: If you could just breathe into the mic now. This
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: is a heart attack.
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: Jason Bracey.
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: I should encourage him to be up on the mic.
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 21:39
  Speaker 4: Reset all buzzers, please.
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: We don't tell her to do that.
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: We don't remind Erin to reset.
• 21:46
  Speaker 5: But you didn't know that.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: Unless she's already started the next question.
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: Even then, I don't say shit. She's put the fear
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: of God into me.
• 21:56
  Speaker 5: There are some rules here. It may not have been explained.
• 22:00
  Speaker 4: I'm an anarchist.
• 22:02
  Speaker 5: This is me!
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: My mother hasn't done it yet.
• 22:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Jesus Christ. Alright. What wild scenario does Blanche compare... Sorry.
• 22:15
  Speaker 5: What wild scenario does Blanche compare the likelihood of Rose
• 22:19
  Speaker 5: having a date when she does not?
• 22:23
  Speaker 4: Kristen.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: Getting struck by lightning in a house from Ed McMahon.
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: You sounded like you were falling asleep there. Or you
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: just went to the dentist or something?
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: It is after 9 o'clock. I am turning into a gremlin.
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: She's turning into a pumpkin, ladies and gentlemen.
• 22:43
  Speaker 5: Can we kill her for a food source? No, because
• 22:46
  Speaker 5: she's already a gremlin.
• 22:47
  Speaker 4: She wouldn't do as good. So she told you my
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: idea for mogwai as a food source?
• 22:52
  Speaker 5: No.
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: I don't think so.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: Well, kids, you could multiply them so you'd have unlimited food, right?
• 22:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you just don't have any. There's just like, they
• 22:59
  Speaker 4: are like the perfect foods.
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: You multiply them, huh?
• 23:02
  Speaker 4: With water. With water.
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: With water, not the feeding.
• 23:04
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: Gremlins is feeding after midnight.
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: So you want the water.
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 23:09
  Speaker 4: But if you like industrially farm them, you would never
• 23:12
  Speaker 4: have to worry about it. You know what I mean?
• 23:13
  Speaker 4: Because they're born almost full size.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: But how ethical would that be?
• 23:18
  Speaker 4: Well, so here's the thing is everybody says that, but
• 23:20
  Speaker 4: you got to remember like a gizmo was sort of,
• 23:24
  Speaker 4: Was sort of the outlier. Because the rest of them
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: were dicks. You know what I mean? Like, every single other...
• 23:32
  Speaker 4: With the exception of Gizmo... I think Gizmo's the... With
• 23:37
  Speaker 4: the exception of Gizmo's... I don't know. Girlfriend in the
• 23:42
  Speaker 4: second one. The rest of them are all bad. So,
• 23:47
  Speaker 4: I think we're actually kind of doing the world a favor. So,
• 23:49
  Speaker 4: you just raise them and you kill them before midnight.
• 23:52
  Speaker 4: So they never become gremlins. Right? And then you can
• 23:55
  Speaker 4: skin them, roast them. You got a great meat source
• 23:58
  Speaker 4: that you never have to feed. Just drops of water.
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: How meaty are those?
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: You wouldn't have to kill them before midnight. You just
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: don't have to feed them after.
• 24:10
  Speaker 4: Mostly like head meat.
• 24:17
  Speaker 5: Oh, I bet you'd get like really like tender. Like
• 24:20
  Speaker 5: if you harvested them right away, it'd be like ethically
• 24:26
  Speaker 5: acceptable veal. Yeah.
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: Or lamb.
• 24:29
  Speaker 4: And you could dry their ears for like dog treats
• 24:31
  Speaker 4: and shit. You know what I mean?
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: Like pig ears.
• 24:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 24:35
  Speaker 4: My favorite is if you go to the grocery store
• 24:37
  Speaker 4: and there's a grocery store in Oregon called Winco. It's
• 24:42
  Speaker 4: like a big store.
• 24:43
  Speaker 5: They have Winco. You don't have to mansplain Wincum.
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: I don't have Wincum.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: My husband worked there for like 14 years.
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but they have bulk pig ears and on it
• 24:53
  Speaker 4: it says, please no sampling. That's my favorite thing.
• 24:57
  Speaker 5: In the world.
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: I just want to see how they are.
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: I just want to just chew on a pig ear.
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: All right, let's do it. All right. Mogwise is a
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: food source.
• 25:07
  Speaker 5: Catch it.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: Aaron, you can continue now.
• 25:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: God, Aaron, hurry up.
• 25:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 25:13
  Speaker 4: Did you reset the buzzers?
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: Kristen's tired.
• 25:15
  Speaker 4: Oh, shit. He's stumbling down.
• 25:21
  Speaker 5: What would be the appropriate animal sign for my husband
• 25:25
  Speaker 5: knows get out of town? Kristen.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: A dead rabbit.
• 25:31
  Speaker 5: Yep, sure is.
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: I thought of it way later.
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: Knows what?
• 25:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I didn't go for that joke.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: Sorry.
• 25:38
  Speaker 5: The answer to that, of course, is the words to
• 25:41
  Speaker 5: South Pacific, I think.
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: Gotta wash that man right out of my hair.
• 25:47
  Speaker 5: Alright, great. Next question. What is Ernie's job?
• 25:51
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah. Oh, wow.
• 25:54
  Speaker 5: That's sad when Ernie didn't even get it buzzed in first.
• 25:58
  Speaker 5: But Kristen did.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: He's a corporate attorney.
• 26:01
  Speaker 5: Would you like to talk about how maybe your buzzer's
• 26:03
  Speaker 5: not working right?
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: No, she's just quicker than me.
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: Buzzer dysfunction.
• 26:09
  Speaker 5: Sorry, we've never had a man on the show not
• 26:11
  Speaker 5: complain about The buzzer.
• 26:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, literally. No, I mean, I was happy. I'm rooting
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: for Justin to win.
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: He likes women.
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: I'm pro. I'm woke. You know what I mean? I'm
• 26:24
  Speaker 4: pro-women winning.
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: I'm pro-woke. I'm broke.
• 26:28
  Speaker 4: She's a good person. So she wins. Bro-woke. You know,
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: it's awesome. Good answer, by the way. You got that
• 26:38
  Speaker 4: nice and fair and square. I mean, I hit my
• 26:41
  Speaker 4: buzzer and it should have worked, Kristen, but you got it.
• 26:44
  Speaker 4: And good job.
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: I think he just mansplained winning to you.
• 26:50
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 26:52
  Speaker 4: So listen, this is what it feels like to win.
• 26:54
  Speaker 5: Oh, my God. So the broom closet has enough room
• 26:59
  Speaker 5: for two people. And what oddly specific item?
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: Kristen.
• 27:03
  Speaker 4: Kristen.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: A medium-sized cold-cut platter.
• 27:06
  Speaker 5: Yep, that is the answer.
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: She gets a little hungry.
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: Okay, snacks are good.
• 27:14
  Speaker 5: Excuse me, did somebody say snack?
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: Yep, they're in the closet. Go find them.
• 27:18
  Speaker 5: Okay, cold cut. All right, next question. Why is Rose depressed?
• 27:25
  Speaker 4: Excuse me?
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: Because Ernie hasn't tried any sexy time with her.
• 27:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah. No sex for a month slash no sexual abuse.
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: You wouldn't get it.
• 27:40
  Speaker 5: Let me reset the buzzers before I get told to
• 27:45
  Speaker 5: do it.
• 27:45
  Speaker 4: Let's try to keep the game going, you know what
• 27:50
  Speaker 4: I mean? I'm just trying to keep the entertainment happening.
• 27:52
  Speaker 5: What two things did Rose never learn? Kristen.
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: How to ride a bike.
• 28:06
  Speaker 5: You know, you only said one thing. Were you aware
• 28:09
  Speaker 5: you stopped at one?
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: Well, no, because I know she knew how to fall
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: off of it. So that didn't count. I didn't write
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: down the other one.
• 28:17
  Speaker 5: Oh, my God. All right. Well, let's go to Esusme.
• 28:25
  Speaker 5: and see if she knows.
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: I don't remember that one either. See?
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: I fucking blanked out. I was like, riding a bike,
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: I know this click.
• 28:39
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 28:41
  Speaker 5: All right, well, it's going to be a point, Erin. Yay,
• 28:45
  Speaker 5: Erin got a point. Yeah. So the correct answer, by
• 28:48
  Speaker 5: the way, guys, was she never learned how to be
• 28:51
  Speaker 5: aggressive or ride a bike.
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: Oh, aggressive.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: I was like, swimming?
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: No, that's not it.
• 28:59
  Speaker 4: You tried.
• 29:00
  Speaker 5: You tried.
• 29:00
  Speaker 4: That's fine.
• 29:01
  Speaker 5: You got it wrong and I went, oh shit, I
• 29:04
  Speaker 5: don't know what you said. I saw the look go
• 29:08
  Speaker 5: across your face of just like, what?
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: Don't call on me!
• 29:12
  Speaker 5: Alright, cool. Next question. What can Sophia hear when she
• 29:18
  Speaker 5: turns her hearing aid up to 10?
• 29:20
  Speaker 4: 10.
• 29:21
  Speaker 5: Okay, Kristen.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: A canary breaking wind in Lauderdale.
• 29:25
  Speaker 4: Yep.
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: Oh, canary. I was going to say nightingale.
• 29:29
  Speaker 4: A bird.
• 29:30
  Speaker 5: Gina, did you watch this show?
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: I did. It's after midnight. I'm having a Timmy moment.
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: I'm a little tired.
• 29:39
  Speaker 5: Okay what cured stan of his impotence.
• 29:46
  Speaker 4: Oh a blonde stewardess yeah yeah uh.
• 29:50
  Speaker 5: Just for the just for the crafted line on that
• 29:54
  Speaker 5: one It was a blonde stewardess with a butt that
• 29:58
  Speaker 5: would have made Gandhi throw in the towel was the
• 30:01
  Speaker 5: full line. That's one hell of an ass.
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: And a medium cold cut tray.
• 30:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 30:09
  Speaker 5: I got some shit for not doing this in the
• 30:11
  Speaker 5: last one. So sometimes on the show, Ryan, and you
• 30:14
  Speaker 5: don't know this, but now you do. We do a
• 30:17
  Speaker 5: thing called last line. So I'm just going to say,
• 30:20
  Speaker 5: what is it?
• 30:21
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 30:23
  Speaker 5: Kristen, you were first.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: I'll get the Etch-A-Sketch. At my age, I need a
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: visual aid. Sophia.
• 30:30
  Speaker 5: Yep.
• 30:32
  Speaker 4: I couldn't remember what it was. I knew it was
• 30:33
  Speaker 4: about the Etch-A-Sketch, but it was a really soft line.
• 30:36
  Speaker 4: It really just wasn't that fun.
• 30:38
  Speaker 5: Alright. I forgot to ask you for a point tally
• 30:41
  Speaker 5: somewhere along there, but we're done. So what is the score?
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: Erin got one point.
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: Ryan got two.
• 30:48
  Speaker 5: Fuck yes. Gina got three.
• 30:52
  Speaker 4: Alright.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: Kristen got six.
• 30:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you guys didn't try.
• 30:56
  Speaker 4: I did try.
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: Are you kidding?
• 30:59
  Speaker 4: I'm proud of you both.
• 31:01
  Speaker 5: I'm proud of you.
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: I'm glad we blanked on the same question.
• 31:04
  Speaker 5: You're such a handsome, smart boy. I just wasn't looking
• 31:09
  Speaker 5: at her.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I got one of them. Maybe she'll give me.
• 31:13
  Speaker 5: Half a point.
• 31:16
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 31:17
  Speaker 5: Gina, do you got trivia for us?
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: It depends if Ryan has trivia for it.
• 31:25
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 31:25
  Speaker 4: Did Ryan? I was going for trivia, but then I
• 31:29
  Speaker 4: fucked it up.
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: Oh, cool.
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: I can fill in the blanks.
• 31:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I forget what... He's been in something else, and
• 31:37
  Speaker 4: then I forgot what else.
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: Ernie was played by Richard Hurt. He was also in.
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: I wrote down Betty White's Off the Rockers, if you
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: remember that show.
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: It was kind of like a camera thing. I forgot
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: about that show. I wanted to draw attention.
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: This was directed by someone other than Terry Hughes after
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: he's been doing it since the end of season two.
• 31:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 31:59
  Speaker 3: He will come back, but maybe he went on vacation.
• 32:04
  Speaker 5: Maybe he was like, I need a break from these ladies.
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: The title's a play on the importance of being earnest,
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: which is by Oscar Wilde. Rose said she was like
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: 10 and they still had silent movies.
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: That means St.
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: Olaf was at least 10 years behind on talkies, so
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: that totally tracks if you know St.
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: Olaf.
• 32:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: Dorothy references the People's.
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: Court of Nazi Germany, 1934, by Hitler to prosecute people
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: with different political ideas. Rose mentions Peter Allen. He was
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: an Australian musician who had flamboyant costumes.
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: And did cabaret. I think he was married to Liza Minnelli?
• 32:41
  Speaker 5: He was.
• 32:42
  Speaker 4: And.
• 32:44
  Speaker 5: Hugh Jackman played him in the Broadway musical Boy from Oz,
• 32:47
  Speaker 5: which I saw multiple times.
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: That is all I had.
• 32:51
  Speaker 4: So out of curiosity, I think she's actually referencing the
• 32:57
  Speaker 4: television show that people support, right?
• 33:01
  Speaker 5: Probably.
• 33:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I mean, that's a great, and she is not
• 33:08
  Speaker 4: from the Axis power country, but I think she's doing
• 33:13
  Speaker 4: this people support.
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: I probably wrote down something somebody wrote on IMDb and.
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: Forgot to listen if that's what it was in the episodes.
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: Because sometimes they are wrong. So that's fine.
• 33:27
  Speaker 4: I keep moving the thing and then Aaron keeps moving
• 33:30
  Speaker 4: it back. I'm just trying to be clear in my
• 33:33
  Speaker 4: questioning so people can hear me.
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: I appreciate that.
• 33:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, see? Your friends appreciate me.
• 33:40
  Speaker 5: I appreciate you, but if you move it where my
• 33:43
  Speaker 5: mouth can't get to where the noise is captured, then
• 33:47
  Speaker 5: no one can hear me.
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: I'm really hoping there's a lot of noise when you
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: move it back and forth.
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: That'll be fun for me.
• 33:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what I really hope, too.
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: Editing. All right, do our villain.
• 34:00
  Speaker 5: All right. First of all, as is always, Rose the Prude, right?
• 34:05
  Speaker 7: So.
• 34:07
  Speaker 5: Unhealthy conversational sex is not a thing you can handle.
• 34:13
  Speaker 5: Oh my god!
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: What?
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: You know sex!
• 34:21
  Speaker 5: How is she the prude?
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: She's the one trying to get laid in this episode.
• 34:26
  Speaker 5: But she's repressed. She's so sexually repressed that everything is like, oh, what?
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: You know sex.
• 34:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah. She asks like a fucking child. Sorry, I do
• 34:40
  Speaker 5: have to move this again. She acts like a fucking
• 34:43
  Speaker 5: child when they're like, go ask her. I need to
• 34:46
  Speaker 5: go away with you. She's like, oh, I can't ask
• 34:49
  Speaker 5: someone out. Oh, I've never.
• 34:51
  Speaker 4: What?
• 34:52
  Speaker 5: Just fucking. That's not the lady's place.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 34:56
  Speaker 4: Fuck off.
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: She's very like 1950s Americana.
• 34:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah. And then.
• 35:02
  Speaker 5: I'm sorry, who can't ride a bike? The villains can't.
• 35:06
  Speaker 5: That's bullshit. Riding a bike is like a thing you
• 35:10
  Speaker 5: just learn how to do to be like not a dickhead. Next.
• 35:15
  Speaker 4: What?
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: You have to get taught.
• 35:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but like it's not.
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: Some kids don't have anybody to teach them how to
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: ride a bike.
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: Some kids don't have a bike.
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: And some kids are like, I mean, can we all
• 35:28
  Speaker 4: kind of agree that Rose is sort of like almost
• 35:31
  Speaker 4: like Probably autistic or borderline.
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: She's definitely on the spectrum.
• 35:35
  Speaker 4: You know what I mean? There's something kind of a
• 35:38
  Speaker 4: matter with her. You know what I mean? It's not
• 35:41
  Speaker 4: just small-town naivety. She has some actual learning disabilities. She's
• 35:47
  Speaker 4: not a functioning person. So it doesn't surprise me that...
• 35:51
  Speaker 4: If your parents teach you.
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: How to ride a bike, you're a dickhead.
• 35:57
  Speaker 5: If you've made it to the advanced age that these
• 35:59
  Speaker 5: women are, and you've never even... tried to learn how
• 36:02
  Speaker 5: to ride a bike. I just, that's villainous. I just,
• 36:05
  Speaker 5: I don't trust someone that hasn't tried to learn to
• 36:07
  Speaker 5: ride a bike, especially with the wholesome like farm type upbringing.
• 36:11
  Speaker 5: You know, there was a bike in that town. She
• 36:13
  Speaker 5: just wasn't smart enough to use it.
• 36:15
  Speaker 4: This is a weird time to tell you that I
• 36:17
  Speaker 4: can't ride a bike.
• 36:18
  Speaker 5: I can't ride a bike anymore. I'm shaped.
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: You don't forget how. No, I'm not comfortable.
• 36:26
  Speaker 4: I never learned how to ride a bike.
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: Is that real? Are you being silly?
• 36:31
  Speaker 4: I'm making Herod feel bad about it.
• 36:34
  Speaker 5: I don't feel at all bad.
• 36:35
  Speaker 3: Because apparently you're a dickhead then.
• 36:37
  Speaker 5: Nothing about what I like about you involves that you
• 36:40
  Speaker 5: can ride a bike.
• 36:42
  Speaker 4: But what happens if I get rid of a villain?
• 36:44
  Speaker 4: You know what I mean? A villainous non-bike rider.
• 36:48
  Speaker 5: Have you met me?
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: She likes villains.
• 36:51
  Speaker 5: I like bad. Like, I'm bad.
• 36:57
  Speaker 4: I wish they would have gotten into Ernie's dick problem.
• 37:00
  Speaker 5: Could I get into the rest of the villain? Or
• 37:02
  Speaker 5: did you have more of a.
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, then we'll talk about his dick, okay?
• 37:05
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 37:06
  Speaker 5: Holy fuck shit.
• 37:06
  Speaker 4: I got a lot to say about his dick.
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 37:08
  Speaker 5: All right. So then I want to say, like, I
• 37:12
  Speaker 5: like to throw a little shade. Everyone smells fashion-wise. And
• 37:15
  Speaker 5: so I just want to say that nightgown she comes
• 37:18
  Speaker 5: in after she's found out he's impotent is fucking hideous.
• 37:24
  Speaker 5: That looks like what Sophia should wear. If she went
• 37:27
  Speaker 5: on a honeymoon again, like it's so weird. Old lady.
• 37:30
  Speaker 5: I fucking hated it. That was enough for me to
• 37:33
  Speaker 5: villainize her for this. But what I also want to
• 37:36
  Speaker 5: then say, and here's what, you know, I'm going to
• 37:38
  Speaker 5: be accused of stretching on this. I think a bit,
• 37:42
  Speaker 5: but first of all, she throws champagne over her shoulder.
• 37:48
  Speaker 5: That's alcohol abuse. Why are you wasting a fancy bottle of,
• 37:53
  Speaker 5: of Moe, first of all. Second of all, she basically
• 38:00
  Speaker 5: chased Ernie away. She was so patient, so smothering that
• 38:04
  Speaker 5: he was like, I gotta go back to my bitch-ass
• 38:06
  Speaker 5: ex-wife because you're literally smothering me with your love right now.
• 38:12
  Speaker 5: And she had to leave. Or he had to leave
• 38:15
  Speaker 5: because of her.
• 38:15
  Speaker 4: It's a terrible, terrible thing to say. Are you done?
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: He can't wait to get up on that dick.
• 38:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Oh, OK.
• 38:35
  Speaker 5: Well, I also I said more Madras out of Sophia.
• 38:38
  Speaker 5: That was just a side note I wrote down because
• 38:41
  Speaker 5: she's always in that like complex Madras like plaid.
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: Oh, Madras. You said Madras. I'm like, what?
• 38:50
  Speaker 5: Madras. It's M-A-D-R-A-S.
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: Oh, I didn't understand.
• 38:56
  Speaker 5: Talk about your dick stuff.
• 38:59
  Speaker 4: So, really, the two things that Rose didn't know how
• 39:03
  Speaker 4: to do was ride a bike or prostate orgasm. You
• 39:08
  Speaker 4: know what I mean? Like, I think that that would
• 39:11
  Speaker 4: have been a successful sort of thing. That's what I said. Pegging.
• 39:16
  Speaker 4: I just... Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, if
• 39:17
  Speaker 4: she had just pegged him, like, this all would have, like... Gosh,
• 39:20
  Speaker 4: she didn't even have to, like, buy anything. Just use
• 39:22
  Speaker 4: a thumb. You know? But she... But can we talk about, like,
• 39:28
  Speaker 4: he was just like, I'm impotent. like that's like uh
• 39:31
  Speaker 4: like and i kind of didn't like that it was
• 39:34
  Speaker 4: just like all i had to do was just think
• 39:36
  Speaker 4: about sex and then.
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: Like like that cured it magically just.
• 39:40
  Speaker 4: Cured it like and the worst part about it is
• 39:43
  Speaker 4: like He was, like, at the restaurant. It was, like,
• 39:46
  Speaker 4: time to go. And, like, that's just not really how
• 39:48
  Speaker 4: that works. You know what I mean? Like, he would
• 39:49
  Speaker 4: have been probably able to do it right then. But
• 39:51
  Speaker 4: then he would have, like, got in the car, and
• 39:53
  Speaker 4: he would have been thinking about other shit and stuff
• 39:55
  Speaker 4: like that. And then impotence would have come back. And
• 39:58
  Speaker 4: now he's, like, he's walking around like Johnny Hard Dick.
• 40:00
  Speaker 4: You know what I mean? And, like... Yeah. You know
• 40:04
  Speaker 4: what I mean?
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: It would have made more sense if he's, like, let's
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: go find a bathroom.
• 40:08
  Speaker 4: Right, exactly. Or, like, you know what I mean? Like, I...
• 40:12
  Speaker 4: I'm going to throw it down right here. You know
• 40:13
  Speaker 4: what I mean?
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: It's like, I would think if a man gets in
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: the zone, he doesn't want to risk losing it again.
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: Use it or lose it.
• 40:20
  Speaker 4: Exactly. Like, you know what I mean? Like you gotta like,
• 40:23
  Speaker 4: if you struggle with it and it like, and it
• 40:24
  Speaker 4: comes up, you gotta fucking hop on it. You know
• 40:27
  Speaker 4: what I mean? You don't get to just like, if
• 40:29
  Speaker 4: like change course of action.
• 40:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: Waste not, want not.
• 40:33
  Speaker 4: Exactly. And they didn't talk anything about prostate. They didn't
• 40:36
  Speaker 4: talk about anything about like, why he has this like
• 40:40
  Speaker 4: uh like this problem you know what i mean he's
• 40:42
  Speaker 4: just impotent like what does that even mean like he
• 40:45
  Speaker 4: wasn't like you know like i think he.
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: Said it was mental because he got broken up with
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: by his wife didn't he well she.
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: Met him at the counseling center that she works at
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: so he's probably there for counseling.
• 40:56
  Speaker 4: I would have liked a more like thing where like
• 40:57
  Speaker 4: you know like he took like you know he took
• 41:00
  Speaker 4: a he took a mortar and nam you know what
• 41:03
  Speaker 4: i mean and like in the day Well, no, he
• 41:06
  Speaker 4: just saw some fucked up shit. You know what I mean?
• 41:09
  Speaker 4: And the whole story should have been about him coming
• 41:12
  Speaker 4: to terms with his friend that he lost in Vietnam.
• 41:16
  Speaker 4: You know what I mean?
• 41:17
  Speaker 5: Sorry, but that show exists. It was called M.A.S.H. It
• 41:21
  Speaker 5: was already a Korean one.
• 41:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I hate to mansplain M.A.S.H.
• 41:27
  Speaker 5: I'm just saying, it was already a military-based show for feelings.
• 41:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah but they could they could sprinkle a little mash
• 41:35
  Speaker 4: they had a mash actor in the last.
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: Episode mash his dick about ladies but i'm.
• 41:41
  Speaker 4: Just saying though he but it was about a fucking
• 41:43
  Speaker 4: soft dick i mean there's not more more dude show.
• 41:47
  Speaker 5: Them more about like how women feel about it i
• 41:51
  Speaker 5: shouldn't have my right in the face i shouldn't have
• 41:53
  Speaker 5: to sit like this to do a podcast.
• 41:56
  Speaker 4: I agree saying Yeah, I mean, it's almost like.
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: You invited this problem into your home and made.
• 42:01
  Speaker 4: Love to it. Yeah, she knew I was coming. I mean,
• 42:03
  Speaker 4: I even have a mic. I could have brought it.
• 42:04
  Speaker 5: I don't think I'd use those words exactly.
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: Oh, Gina, you missed it. Last night we were watching
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: Drop Dead Gorgeous. I told Aaron, I'm like, I'm so excited.
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: I said, I've never met somebody who's been inside you before.
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: What was it like, Ryan?
• 42:19
  Speaker 4: I would never talk about that in public.
• 42:26
  Speaker 5: I am terrified of how he would describe that based
• 42:29
  Speaker 5: on reading your book. Magical. Your depiction of textures and moisture.
• 42:41
  Speaker 5: I feel like I don't want to hear that.
• 42:43
  Speaker 4: This has been fun. Ernie's limp dick. What a fun
• 42:50
  Speaker 4: character to get to be. Cast on the role as
• 42:53
  Speaker 4: a dude with a soft dick.
• 42:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but But I think that would encourage middle-aged Hollywood
• 43:00
  Speaker 5: women to be like, I'm going to fuck your dick better.
• 43:02
  Speaker 5: I feel like, if anything, that made that a challenge
• 43:06
  Speaker 5: of like, wait, well, I want to make sure that
• 43:08
  Speaker 5: everyone knows.
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: I fucked that guy.
• 43:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Because in my head, 1980s Hollywood was just like
• 43:15
  Speaker 5: a fuck party at all times.
• 43:18
  Speaker 4: I mean, who knows, you know? Now, is it true?
• 43:21
  Speaker 4: I know I asked some Golden Girls questions while I'm
• 43:23
  Speaker 4: here for maybe like newer listeners who haven't listened. So
• 43:25
  Speaker 4: did like Bea Arthur and she didn't get along with them, right?
• 43:29
  Speaker 4: Did they not get along?
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: They had different styles and approaches to things.
• 43:34
  Speaker 5: So things like Betty White was used to filling a
• 43:37
  Speaker 5: five hour like local access network show of content with
• 43:43
  Speaker 5: no script, like every day, just talking for five hours.
• 43:45
  Speaker 5: So she would ad lib and improv all the time.
• 43:48
  Speaker 5: And Bea, who was more of a stage actress, was
• 43:51
  Speaker 5: very serious and wanted to stick to the scripts and
• 43:54
  Speaker 5: was impeccable about polishing her delivery of a joke and stuff.
• 43:59
  Speaker 5: And so the chaotic nature of Betty. Betty sometimes would
• 44:05
  Speaker 5: go out and be the crowd warm-up person. She would
• 44:08
  Speaker 5: literally be that person out there with the mic before
• 44:10
  Speaker 5: the filming of the show. She loved talking to the people.
• 44:13
  Speaker 5: And so all of that, like breaking that fourth wall
• 44:16
  Speaker 5: and interacting with the audience and being silly, just kind
• 44:20
  Speaker 5: of pissed me off.
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: Kind of like Aaron in some ways, like in a
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: good way. I'm not jabbing at you, but like you
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: always say, you know, I'll always go for the joke.
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: You know, that's kind of a Betty White type style.
• 44:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's true. I've started writing some stand up jokes
• 44:37
  Speaker 5: about my boyfriend's car is so old. No, my boyfriend's
• 44:41
  Speaker 5: truck is so old. It's not that bad. It's honestly fine.
• 44:44
  Speaker 5: It's a normal person's car. It is just an older
• 44:47
  Speaker 5: model truck, right?
• 44:49
  Speaker 4: I mean, it's 2014.
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's not that old.
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: I thought you were going.
• 44:56
  Speaker 5: To be like 1989. No, look, you've been in this truck.
• 45:01
  Speaker 5: You've never been in this truck, but you've been in
• 45:03
  Speaker 5: this truck. You dated someone that drove this truck in
• 45:07
  Speaker 5: the early 2000s.
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: Jeremy's car had to be jump-started when we started dating.
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: He wouldn't even let me ride in it because the
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: brakes didn't always work.
• 45:17
  Speaker 5: Oh, his brakes. I've ridden in the car. I'm alive.
• 45:21
  Speaker 5: It's just, it's like, but because I'm fond of you.
• 45:26
  Speaker 4: I mean, you can hate my things.
• 45:30
  Speaker 5: I don't hate your things. I hated that other comedian
• 45:34
  Speaker 5: at your show the other night.
• 45:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he sucked.
• 45:36
  Speaker 5: He hated white people a lot.
• 45:39
  Speaker 4: Well, I mean, I'm fine with comedians hating white people.
• 45:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but he hated us, like, for just, like, being
• 45:44
  Speaker 5: in the room with him. Like, we hadn't actually wronged
• 45:47
  Speaker 5: him in any way yet.
• 45:49
  Speaker 4: No, he.
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: Yet.
• 45:51
  Speaker 4: He, like.
• 45:52
  Speaker 5: Well, we didn't end up laughing.
• 45:53
  Speaker 4: I'm fine with that being a comic bit. Like, that's
• 45:55
  Speaker 4: all fine. Like, I'm even fine with, like, people hating
• 45:59
  Speaker 4: white people. Like, I get it. Like, I mean, I
• 46:01
  Speaker 4: probably hate white people, too. I mean, I hate white people.
• 46:03
  Speaker 5: We hate ourselves.
• 46:05
  Speaker 4: Right. Like, and... But he's just, like, not funny. You
• 46:07
  Speaker 4: just have to, like, write punchlines. Yeah, that's the thing.
• 46:10
  Speaker 4: Write punchlines. If anybody listening wants to be a stand-up comic,
• 46:14
  Speaker 4: you gotta, like, you gotta, like, finish a joke. You gotta, like,
• 46:18
  Speaker 4: you gotta, like, leave, like, you gotta fucking tell a joke.
• 46:22
  Speaker 4: You can't just, like, talk about, like, like.
• 46:24
  Speaker 5: Hey, white people are weird.
• 46:27
  Speaker 4: Right, you can't just be like, I was.
• 46:28
  Speaker 5: No, because that was more of a punchline than he.
• 46:30
  Speaker 4: Right, like, right. You just gotta, like, you know what
• 46:32
  Speaker 4: I mean?
• 46:33
  Speaker 8: Like, He was telling this joke about how he was
• 46:35
  Speaker 8: hanging out with Filipino people and they offered him some puto,
• 46:41
  Speaker 8: which he thought meant gay man.
• 46:44
  Speaker 4: Because he's Latino. But apparently it's a Filipino sweet rice dish,
• 46:53
  Speaker 4: like dessert. And he was like, I guess I do
• 46:56
  Speaker 4: like puto. But you could just tell a joke with
• 46:59
  Speaker 4: a punchline. It's like, My friend's grandmother offered me puto,
• 47:03
  Speaker 4: and I'm like, oh, that means gay, man, and I
• 47:05
  Speaker 4: don't want that. And then my friend was like, oh, no,
• 47:08
  Speaker 4: it's a sweet dessert. And we were like, oh, cool,
• 47:11
  Speaker 4: then I do want some puto. And then she brought
• 47:12
  Speaker 4: me her gay son. You know what I mean? You've
• 47:15
  Speaker 4: got to make a joke. Tell a joke. That's the
• 47:18
  Speaker 4: end of the fucking story. You've got to tell a joke.
• 47:20
  Speaker 4: You've got to finish a joke. And if you can't
• 47:23
  Speaker 4: do that, this is my advice to every single person
• 47:25
  Speaker 4: who's listening. Write punchlines. Punchlines.
• 47:29
  Speaker 5: Right? Right.
• 47:31
  Speaker 4: How does everybody feel about punchlines?
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: I think they're kind of necessary.
• 47:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 47:37
  Speaker 5: Mm-hmm.
• 47:38
  Speaker 3: For closure.
• 47:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: I like to have, like, the complete.
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: Otherwise, you don't know when to start. You're like, do I.
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 47:48
  Speaker 5: Like, are you done?
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: Are you done talking?
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: Kind of like a feedback of a conversation.
• 47:53
  Speaker 3: Otherwise, it's just more of a play, I guess.
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
• 47:56
  Speaker 4: Well, then you're just, like, talking about things. You're like,
• 47:58
  Speaker 4: me and my friends say funny things to each other.
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 48:00
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 48:01
  Speaker 4: Tell jokes. Erin, how are you feeling about punchlines now?
• 48:05
  Speaker 5: Well, I was pro-punchline prior to this TED Talk, but
• 48:08
  Speaker 5: now I'm not totally sure.
• 48:12
  Speaker 4: I like TED Talks because they're, like, you know, monetized, mansplaining.
• 48:18
  Speaker 5: Excuse me.
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: Yes, Abby.
• 48:20
  Speaker 5: Excuse me. Hi. Hello. Is Passover bedtime?
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: It is.
• 48:25
  Speaker 5: It is. There's no cheesecake for you.
• 48:28
  Speaker 4: Oh. That's right.
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: I can't have cheesecake right before bed.
• 48:32
  Speaker 5: Well, there was cheesecake, but it spoiled on account that
• 48:36
  Speaker 5: it's so past my bedtime.
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: Oh, man. How many ruined our cheesecake?
• 48:41
  Speaker 5: I'll just send you one.
• 48:42
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 48:44
  Speaker 5: Maybe. I don't know. Mom, do I dash them a cheesecake?
• 48:49
  Speaker 3: I don't know if Kristen said.
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: It doesn't require your mother to go to the post office.
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: We're good.
• 48:54
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: I don't know if Kristen said where she can find,
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: where they can find it.
• 48:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, where can they find you? Ryan, we'll figure that out.
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: You can find us across all socials at onlonipod and
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: you can also email us at onlonipod at gmail dot com.
• 49:14
  Speaker 5: And once again, yeah, Rad Ryan, where can they find you?
• 49:19
  Speaker 4: Um, know.
• 49:21
  Speaker 5: Okay, great.
• 49:24
  Speaker 4: In the wild.
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: In the wild.
• 49:27
  Speaker 5: Okay. It's a secret.
• 49:31
  Speaker 3: Well, we're going to go.
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: Let's say goodbye.
• 49:34
  Speaker 5: You don't have to go home, but you can stay here.
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: Thanks, Abby. Bye.
• 49:40
  Speaker 5: Bye.