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- 0:03Speaker 1: So from Jebra fauchet genius alert wants to get back
- 0:07Speaker 1: at your dad because he voted for Trump. Well, this
- 0:10Speaker 1: lady's got some ideas. Or I think it's a lady.
- 0:13Speaker 1: I don't know. You can't tell anymore, but I think
- 0:16Speaker 1: you will find this person incredibly irritating. Let's take a look,
- 0:21Speaker 1: Oh Trump, do you pumpkin?
- 0:23Speaker 2: I have a great idea. Show up to Thanksgiving with
- 0:26Speaker 2: the shaved's head and see what happens. You get extra
- 0:30Speaker 2: points if you consider yourself a daughter of an American dad.
- 0:36Speaker 3: That would light his ass up, wouldn't it be?
- 0:39Speaker 1: So? If that American dad's like American conservative dad's daughter
- 0:44Speaker 1: is woke, he's already been put through hell by her.
- 0:48Speaker 1: He's already seen it all. So when she shows up
- 0:52Speaker 1: with a shaved head for dinner, Thanksgiving dinner or Christmas
- 0:56Speaker 1: or whatever, he's not going to be surprised. He's going
- 0:59Speaker 1: to go, yeah, okay, more the same. She's still nuts,
- 1:02Speaker 1: still hasn't grown up, still hasn't grown up yet, All right, whatever,
- 1:07Speaker 1: it's not going to be a big shock, what a
- 1:08Speaker 1: weird thing like That's how narcissistic these people are, Like,
- 1:13Speaker 1: they're so narcissistic that they think that their fashion choices
- 1:18Speaker 1: affect the world. Like everybody. Look, if you're a woke idiot,
- 1:22Speaker 1: if you're a woke retired your family already knows it.
- 1:25Speaker 1: They've known it for a long time, and they already
- 1:28Speaker 1: don't like you. They're already deeply regretful of the whole situation.
- 1:34Speaker 1: So showing up with the shaved head is not going
- 1:36Speaker 1: to be any big surprise. Are you just gonna go whatever?
- 1:40Speaker 1: Maybe next year she'll grow up. Well, let's watch.
- 1:43Speaker 2: Because American dads have never really been given the room
- 1:48Speaker 2: to adequately express themselves, it makes sense here we go.
- 1:53Speaker 1: The bullshit about only white men have a voice. That's it.
- 1:58Speaker 1: That's onny people in society, and everybody else is endlessly
- 2:02Speaker 1: oppressed and blah blah blah, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. She doesn't
- 2:06Speaker 1: seem that oppressed to me. Seems like she's able to
- 2:08Speaker 1: do just whatever the hell she wants and nothing happens.
- 2:12Speaker 1: She could just do whatever she wants. That's good. In
- 2:14Speaker 1: a free society, you should be able to Maybe she
- 2:17Speaker 1: should have some perspective, a little bit of perspective. Maybe
- 2:19Speaker 1: go take a trip to her on or Saudi Arabia.
- 2:22Speaker 1: Some are like that, some are like that. Maybe that
- 2:24Speaker 1: would give her a bit of perspective. Maybe go hang
- 2:27Speaker 1: out with the Taliban for a while. Go spend the
- 2:29Speaker 1: weekend with the Taliban. See how that goes. See how
- 2:32Speaker 1: oppressive your society really is on those American dads, Just
- 2:36Speaker 1: how mean they really are?
- 2:39Speaker 2: Real mad when you do for yourself, even humpier.
- 2:47Speaker 1: What is this thing about making everybody mad, pissing everybody off,
- 2:50Speaker 1: pissing everybody else off, especially your family members, right, the
- 2:54Speaker 1: people you're supposed to love, Like, what is this obsession
- 2:56Speaker 1: they have with making them mad, pissing everybody else off?
- 3:00Speaker 1: It's just nasty, It's just mean. Right, there's nothing good
- 3:04Speaker 1: about this. Where's all that empathy we're supposed to they're
- 3:07Speaker 1: supposed to have. Where's all this empathy we keep hearing about.
- 3:11Speaker 1: It's just being a being a bitch, just being a
- 3:15Speaker 1: terrible person, just a nasty, spiteful, mean, selfish, narcissistic person.
- 3:21Speaker 1: I don't see how they fit all that into their
- 3:24Speaker 1: their their view of themselves is the right side of
- 3:27Speaker 1: history and perfect empathy at all of that. I don't
- 3:31Speaker 1: really get it.
- 3:32Speaker 3: You do things that are outside of what is acceptable
- 3:38Speaker 3: to do with your appearance, like shaving your head.
- 3:43Speaker 1: Yeah, shinead O'Connor did that, like forty years ago. Nobody
- 3:46Speaker 1: gives a shit. What is wrong with you? What is
- 3:49Speaker 1: wrong with these people? What fantasy world are these people
- 3:52Speaker 1: living in?
- 3:53Speaker 2: Other dad Mad options would include getting a tattoo on
- 3:57Speaker 2: your face or your neck.
- 3:58Speaker 1: Or even your hands. Yeah, that's great advice. Get a
- 4:02Speaker 1: tattoo on your face to hurt your family, great advice.
- 4:07Speaker 1: These are wonderful people. They should be running the world,
- 4:09Speaker 1: shouldn't they. These are the people who should be setting
- 4:12Speaker 1: every standard in society.
- 4:14Speaker 2: Maybe or a facial piercing that'll really set them off.
- 4:21Speaker 2: I love doing shit like that so much.
- 4:23Speaker 3: I even want to.
- 4:24Speaker 2: Help you on your dad Mad journey, cutie, if you're
- 4:28Speaker 2: in my area between now.
- 4:31Speaker 1: Why do these people Why are they so obsessed with
- 4:35Speaker 1: ruining people's relationships with their families, the people that love them.
- 4:39Speaker 1: I guess it's the COMMI thing. I guess it's the dirty,
- 4:41Speaker 1: filthy COMMI strategy of alienating people from the people who
- 4:46Speaker 1: actually really care about them, so that they'll trust these
- 4:48Speaker 1: awful people who don't. You want to lead them down
- 4:51Speaker 1: the primrose path to poverty and misery and the first of.
- 4:56Speaker 2: The year, and you would like to shave your head
- 4:59Speaker 2: before you go home for the holidays, I'll do it
- 5:02Speaker 2: for you for free. I think this is your sign
- 5:06Speaker 2: to be unapologetically.
- 5:09Speaker 1: You, that nobody's stopping you from doing anything. Just shut up,
- 5:14Speaker 1: Shut up. You're living in a fantasy world. You're not
- 5:17Speaker 1: a hero, right, You're not a hero. If if the
- 5:20Speaker 1: ladies on the view okay would absolutely wholeheartedly agree with
- 5:25Speaker 1: every single one of your opinions, right, if the ever
- 5:29Speaker 1: host on CNN is totally on board with everything you say.
- 5:33Speaker 1: You're not the resistance. You're not You're not a rebel. Right,
- 5:37Speaker 1: You're not raging against the machine. You're raging on behalf
- 5:40Speaker 1: of the machine. You are the machine. You're a faceless
- 5:44Speaker 1: cog in the machine. You're just an indoctrinated, useful idiot.
- 5:49Speaker 1: There's no joy. Where is all the Aren't they supposed
- 5:52Speaker 1: to be the joy people? Where's all the joy here?
- 5:54Speaker 1: I just see spitefulness, nastiness, meanness. It's the worst advice
- 6:00Speaker 1: you could possibly give to somebody. Intentionally try and alienate
- 6:04Speaker 1: the people who love you the most and then join
- 6:07Speaker 1: our cult, our weird cult. That brings nothing to you,
- 6:11Speaker 1: but I get poverty and misery and depression and probably addiction.
- 6:17Speaker 1: I don't like it. I don't see the appeal in
- 6:19Speaker 1: this at all. Just seems to you like super negative.
- 6:23Speaker 1: And also nobody gives a shit if you shave your
- 6:25Speaker 1: fucking head. Nobody cares. That's not edgy anymore. Anyway. That's
- 6:30Speaker 1: all I'm gonna say about that. Please like, share, and subscribe.
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- 6:36Speaker 1: I will see you next time.