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JONO, BEN AND MEGAN CATCH UP WITH CHEALSEA HANDLER · Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Yeah, this microphone looks like it's been around the block.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yours, that's a little bit rougher.
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  Speaker 1: I'll stop complaining.
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  Speaker 3: Don't get your mouth too close to the I will.
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  Speaker 2: You're going to look over and I'll be deep throating.
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  Speaker 2: It's the Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: Right, Chelsea.
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  Speaker 3: Good morning and welcome, Good morning and welcome.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you for having me.
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  Speaker 4: To have you here in New Zealand. We've talked to
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  Speaker 4: you a couple of times over zoom, but it's nice
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  Speaker 4: to actually see it.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I know.
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  Speaker 2: I love coming to different countries that are not my own.
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  Speaker 3: One thing that makes us very happy is that the
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  Speaker 3: weathers okay cold, but we know you like the snow,
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  Speaker 3: but it's nice and clear.
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  Speaker 4: Skuys.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, we went yesterday to Wahiki. We went to a
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  Speaker 1: winery and we sat outside for four hours.
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  Speaker 2: They gave me a blanket and we just looked at
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  Speaker 2: this and we obviously we were drinking because we were
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  Speaker 2: out of winery, which is another thing I never really do.
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  Speaker 2: I never drink wine. So but I know, if I'm
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  Speaker 2: in New Zealand, you know you have to try the line.
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  Speaker 2: So yeah, it's nice to spend time here.
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  Speaker 1: I have like two days of free time?
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  Speaker 2: Do you give and you'll roll In my role as
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  Speaker 2: a person, I got a nice balance of free time
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  Speaker 2: and work time. I like to hit it hard so
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  Speaker 2: that I can vacation hard.
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  Speaker 4: Because last time you were here, you were put the
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  Speaker 4: call out. You put a video out looking.
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  Speaker 1: For a lover, A lover.
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  Speaker 2: I think I found one last time I was here. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: hopefully I don't see I don't run into him again.
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  Speaker 4: I was with a love a lot there. Has he
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  Speaker 4: got your number or you're like, no, we speak of this.
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  Speaker 2: I mean I just yeah, I think everyone has my number.
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  Speaker 2: I think it's pretty public because I got a lot
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  Speaker 2: of incoming calls. I've stopped answering my phone because I
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  Speaker 2: don't want to change my number. Yeah, I don't think
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  Speaker 2: it's hard to get my number. If you're trying to
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  Speaker 2: contact I think you could find it online probably. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not encouraging that. And by the way, like I said,
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  Speaker 2: I don't, I don't answer it. I almost cursed, and
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  Speaker 2: then I caught myself because I know we're on radio,
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  Speaker 2: so you're welcome.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you.
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  Speaker 4: Someone like you would have multiple phones on the go.
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  Speaker 2: No, I'm pretty basic. I don't know I don't have
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  Speaker 2: time for that. I'm not really you know, very good
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  Speaker 2: with technology. So I just you know, if I can
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  Speaker 2: answer the phone at all, that's gonna be a bonus.
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  Speaker 5: What kind of so you've answered the phone to a
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  Speaker 5: couple of widow's, like, what kind of things do they say?
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  Speaker 1: Do you want money? Is usually people?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, people are always If you look through my DMS,
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  Speaker 2: it's like, you know, my dog has some.
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  Speaker 1: Disease and you're you're my last hope, and you want
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  Speaker 1: to help these people.
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  Speaker 2: And in the beginning of my career, I would I
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  Speaker 2: would give money to strangers, and then someone tried to
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  Speaker 2: assue me for giving them money. So I was I
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  Speaker 2: was advised by my business managers. Never, yes, I gave
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  Speaker 2: somebody money to get their teeth fixed because I made
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  Speaker 2: a joke about people who don't have teeth in the South.
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  Speaker 2: And there was a Southern woman and she said, you know,
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  Speaker 2: not everybody can afford teeth, and I was.
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  Speaker 1: Like, well, I'll buy you teeth. Okay, you're right, not
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  Speaker 1: everybody can afford And so.
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  Speaker 2: It was like ten or fifteen thousand dollars to get
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  Speaker 2: this woman a full set of teeth, and then she
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  Speaker 2: didn't like them and wanted another set of teeth. And
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  Speaker 2: then my lawyers are like, please stop responding to people.
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  Speaker 1: You can't buy.
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  Speaker 2: People teeth, and I was like, message received out and clear.
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  Speaker 4: I love the goal of it too.
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  Speaker 1: They don't suit my mouth. I was like, yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 1: She was like I got her tea. It's like and
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  Speaker 1: she wanted to return the tee. So I mean, you
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  Speaker 1: really care you can't.
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  Speaker 4: I guess you can't try before you buy.
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  Speaker 5: No.
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  Speaker 1: No, Now, I just don't open my DMS.
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  Speaker 2: It's like, because you do feel sympathy for people, you
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  Speaker 2: want to help people, but you can't help everybody, and
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  Speaker 2: who knows what these people are up to?
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  Speaker 3: So Bet, I think that's why people are drawn to you,
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  Speaker 3: because you're such a genuine person and I feel like
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  Speaker 3: what you see is what you get with you. And
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  Speaker 3: there's at one moment that I'd love to love to
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  Speaker 3: play with you. It's one of my favorite moments. That's
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  Speaker 3: you and Piers Morgan. So Piers Morgan's interviewing you and
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  Speaker 3: then joying the air break, He's on his phone or something.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, you can't even pay attention for sixty seconds.
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  Speaker 6: You're a terrible interviewer.
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  Speaker 3: Well, you just want keeping my attention.
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  Speaker 1: That's my problem. Your problem. This is your show.
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  Speaker 6: You have to pay attention to the guests that you
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  Speaker 6: invaded on your show. Interesting enough, Yeah, they listen. It
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  Speaker 6: doesn't matter how interesting I am. You signed up for this,
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  Speaker 6: that's why the job is coming to it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's terrible's he's so terrible, the worst interviewer of
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  Speaker 2: all time.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I wanted to know what was he looking at
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  Speaker 3: on his phone?
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  Speaker 1: Who knows? Probably born so annoying. I know, I'm pred
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  Speaker 1: so many times. Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: I'm pretty proud of that clip. When I watch it,
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  Speaker 2: I was like, I mean, I laugh, like, oh my god,
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  Speaker 2: that's so funny that I said that. I must have
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  Speaker 2: been really tired that day and had no you know,
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  Speaker 2: I can't curse, but you know, know what's left in me.
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  Speaker 5: But more than that, it's like you up against a bully,
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  Speaker 5: and in that situation, most of the time we know
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  Speaker 5: what we want to say, but nothing comes out eloquently.
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  Speaker 5: You were so calm and you were just like calling
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  Speaker 5: him out. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was an out of body experience at some point.
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  Speaker 4: Is it awkward afterwards?
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah yeah, I mean yeah, he hates me. I
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  Speaker 1: mean I welcome that.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, after the interview, he's like, wow, you really
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  Speaker 2: did it. I'm like, you're you know, I kept going.
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  Speaker 2: I was like I could have recorded that too, yelling
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  Speaker 2: at him as I'm leaving his.
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  Speaker 7: Chelsea handler here. She's performing in Auckland and also Wellington.
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  Speaker 7: You've been to New Zealand a couple of times. I
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  Speaker 7: wanted to play a quick game with you. I've got
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  Speaker 7: some New Zealand things in the bad. Okay, I'll say
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  Speaker 7: what what the name of it is?
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  Speaker 4: Guess what it does? You get to keep it?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, Okay.
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  Speaker 4: To be honest, he's so nice.
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  Speaker 7: He's going to give you some of Okay, hokey pokey hokey.
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  Speaker 1: No, I don't know what that is.
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  Speaker 4: You got to have a stamb it. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Hokey pokey is like a snack, like something something you eat.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're right, it's ice cream here.
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  Speaker 1: Perfect, I can travel back with.
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  Speaker 3: That's like a bit a burden of a gift to
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  Speaker 3: give you ice cream.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Ginger nuts Ginger nuts are nuts that you eat that
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  Speaker 2: tastes like ginger.
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  Speaker 4: Well, yeah, a lot of they're not quite nuts. They're biscuits.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, that's a legit.
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  Speaker 4: So you kind of yeah, i'll give you, I'll give
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  Speaker 4: you that one.
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  Speaker 3: A bit of a warning about those Chelsea. You do
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  Speaker 3: need to dip them in moisture because they are like rocks.
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  Speaker 3: You would you have to buy yourself new teeth if
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  Speaker 3: you Okay, so you.
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  Speaker 1: Have to dip the nuts and moisture.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I feel like there's a lot of sex.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, where we're going?
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  Speaker 4: Okay?
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  Speaker 1: Pineapple lumps, pineapple lumps. Those are tennis balls.
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  Speaker 4: They were also again we're going again, we've gone down
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  Speaker 4: the food road. Chocolate quite nice.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I had a chocolate fish earlier today. Do you
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  Speaker 1: know about those?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Is that one of the new ZealandI?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I never heard ever heard of a chocolate fish.
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  Speaker 2: It was scary when I first heard about it.
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  Speaker 1: Where's the chocolate from?
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  Speaker 7: We've got Chelsea, Chelsea white sugar, ah, cocaine? It was okay,
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  Speaker 7: but it's five what happens five hundred grams of Chelsea
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  Speaker 7: white sugar. And finally saying, if we said up the wires,
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  Speaker 7: what do you think that would be?
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  Speaker 1: Up the.
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  Speaker 4: Very leading?
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  Speaker 1: Can you use it in a sentence?
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  Speaker 7: You'd say it more support like if you went on
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  Speaker 7: stage tonight Orlandon, you went up the Wars.
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  Speaker 4: You'll get a great.
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  Speaker 2: Cheer because we're going to have a fun night time.
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  Speaker 4: A team called the Warriors. They're a league teams. We've
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  Speaker 4: got the top for you here for the Warriors.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so I don't know anything.
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  Speaker 4: That's what we're trying to teach you.
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  Speaker 1: Well, thank you.
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  Speaker 4: We got the Warriors league team, and everyone says, up.
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  Speaker 1: The should I wear that on stage?
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  Speaker 7: Come out on stage? You say up the Wars.
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  Speaker 4: They would bring the house.
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  Speaker 5: One league team and that's everyone.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah good, yeah, good yeah, but a lot of passionate
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  Speaker 7: support and that was short for Warriors.
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  Speaker 4: I guess that the Wars.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, all right, we're not making you.
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  Speaker 1: Imagine.
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  Speaker 4: They told me. They told me to listen, Chelsea.
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  Speaker 1: This has been and pleasure to hang out with you.
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  Speaker 1: You thanks for having me.
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  Speaker 5: Guys and women, thank you the token chick you know
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  Speaker 5: how Yeah yeah, I know, I know.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Isn't it funny how men get an attitude a minute
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  Speaker 2: you saying you're a choco jo?
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  Speaker 1: What? What? What is not to women? Here?
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  Speaker 4: Is there?
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  Speaker 1: There is the numbers?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you guys, get get out of here. Wellington i'm going,
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  Speaker 2: I'm going, Okay, I just need a straw for that
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  Speaker 2: white sugar.
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  Speaker 1: I'll be I'll be back next time. Guys. Thank you,