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STIMULATED: THINGS THAT ARE JUST FOR GIRLS · Relatables

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  Speaker 1: Addie, tell me how you would feel in this situation.
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  Speaker 1: I'm ready. You've just pulled up from grocery shopping. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: you have four bags exactly all right, two bags each hand.
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  Speaker 1: It works. As you're closing the door to the back
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  Speaker 1: of your car, you hit your head all right, shit,
• 0:19
  Speaker 1: and you're like, oh shit, close it. You start walking inside,
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  Speaker 1: and then your phone starts buzzing and ringing all right,
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  Speaker 1: and you can't figure out who it is, and you're
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  Speaker 1: like sharding it againside. You're trying to rush to the
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  Speaker 1: kitchen counter. As you walk through the door, the loop
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  Speaker 1: of a belt hole gets caught in a door handle
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  Speaker 1: and you drop a bag. How do you feel like
• 0:35
  Speaker 1: I'm the world's most unlucky person, Stimulator, I tell you
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  Speaker 1: what an easy example would have been. I thought you
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  Speaker 1: were going to say, four of those cardboard like coals
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  Speaker 1: grocery bags, all of them just broke on me. Do
• 0:50
  Speaker 1: you know that happened to me the other day? Or
• 0:52
  Speaker 1: where I was in the car park walking towards my car,
• 0:55
  Speaker 1: like middle of where the cars drive right, and then
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  Speaker 1: my right hand which has all my yogat and in
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  Speaker 1: it hopefully not hopefully obviously it didn't break, but the
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  Speaker 1: bag broke, and then I'd just picking up like fucking
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  Speaker 1: yogurt and like apples and shit they break. Now they
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  Speaker 1: didn't break, but they were in the bag still, so
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  Speaker 1: I was like, thank God for that. But I felt
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  Speaker 1: like the biggest loser, even though it's not my fault.
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  Speaker 1: It's tolls. FO. Actually despised those bags. Yeah, I know,
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  Speaker 1: like honestly, but go to gyg and their bags are amazing.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, Cole, stop cheaping out, bro, you make more money.
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  Speaker 1: I know. They actually are the cheapest fucking company. They
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  Speaker 1: always Woolies. They do it so we buy their other
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  Speaker 1: bags so annoying. It could reuse them, But that's annoying
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  Speaker 1: that I buy bags every time I go. I try to,
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  Speaker 1: but then I forget, and then once I do it,
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  Speaker 1: once I leave them at my house. Yeah, if I
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  Speaker 1: was to pay for the two dollar bags that you
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  Speaker 1: keep in there like proper good cool, I forget them.
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  Speaker 1: I forget them. Yeah, they need to go back into
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  Speaker 1: your car, but I'm not going to do that once
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  Speaker 1: I'm inside. I tried, but it's hard. Well, if I
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  Speaker 1: told you about the time I was at Woolies, and
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  Speaker 1: it's nothing to do with a bag. But I was
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  Speaker 1: picking up a yogat to check the nutrients thing on
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  Speaker 1: the back and I fumbled it. I've done that was
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  Speaker 1: like a big seven serving when I fumbled it everywhere
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  Speaker 1: every I did it an audio and walked away. I
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  Speaker 1: looked down. I would have walked away if this didn't happen.
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  Speaker 1: I looked down. It's broken everywhere. I look up and
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  Speaker 1: there's a worker there and I was like, I'm so sorry,
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  Speaker 1: and he goes, I'll get it. He was defeated. What
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  Speaker 1: are you meant to do by it? I didn't. I
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  Speaker 1: didn't have to pay for it. Yeah, obviously, mate, I
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  Speaker 1: thought that that. I kind of makes sense that I
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  Speaker 1: would have to pay for it. No way, really I
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  Speaker 1: would refuse, man, But I was gonna say, like, what
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  Speaker 1: are you meant to be it's too slippery? What are
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  Speaker 1: you meant to do with? Like you have no pepper towels,
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  Speaker 1: no clean I'm to clean it? Yeah yeah, yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: was just like, the pay for that? So no, you
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  Speaker 1: met people that just like open stuff and eat it
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  Speaker 1: while they're shopping and then you just see like a
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  Speaker 1: half open bag of roll, Like what the hell? It's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: If I was a worker and I saw someone doing that,
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  Speaker 1: I'd be way too scared to say anything. When I
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  Speaker 1: was bulking. I still bought it, but I would buy
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  Speaker 1: a protein shake from that aisle because it was like
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  Speaker 1: the second aisle, and then I'd drink it while shopping
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  Speaker 1: and then you pay for it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I felt like a bit of a bad boy.
• 2:56
  Speaker 1: But all right, Jake, we have something new to start
• 3:01
  Speaker 1: stimulating today. Exciting. I'm very excited. So what we're trying
• 3:05
  Speaker 1: to do in the background is build the Batti community.
• 3:09
  Speaker 1: We have all these different branches of batties. We've got
• 3:11
  Speaker 1: the TikTok baddies, the Instagram batties, our favorite batties, which
• 3:14
  Speaker 1: is the podcast, and then we have Patreon. Maybe they're
• 3:17
  Speaker 1: our favorite. Actually yeah, I don't know. But we're trying
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  Speaker 1: to bring you all together in a way, and the
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  Speaker 1: podcast is the hub weee you can all connect. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: So we put the first ever question on TikTok or
• 3:31
  Speaker 1: a TikTok question. Yeah, we figured out a way how
• 3:33
  Speaker 1: to do it and it was semi successful. I'm pretty
• 3:36
  Speaker 1: happy with the results for the number one. Yeah, so
• 3:38
  Speaker 1: this is describe your ex as a movie or TV character. Okay, okay,
• 3:44
  Speaker 1: and the baddies on TikTok didn't disappoint. Shit, it's okay.
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  Speaker 1: So describe your X as a movie or TV character Voldemort,
• 3:53
  Speaker 1: the name that shall not be named. Oh shit, that's good.
• 3:59
  Speaker 1: I would use that when someone brings up Yeah, when
• 4:02
  Speaker 1: someone brings up your ex, he's like, yeah, you're worried
• 4:07
  Speaker 1: about You're worried about bringing it up in front of them. Yeah, honestly,
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  Speaker 1: that's funny. Al right. Describe your ex as a movie
• 4:15
  Speaker 1: or TV character Pinocchio. He always lied. That's a good one.
• 4:20
  Speaker 1: Fact that guy's got a nose on it. I know,
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  Speaker 1: I don't. I don't lie. I just have a big nose,
• 4:29
  Speaker 1: big old snollers. Maybe that's why I get hay fever,
• 4:31
  Speaker 1: Like it's just so much pollen going in there. Yeah,
• 4:34
  Speaker 1: so maybe everyone has it, but we don't get as
• 4:36
  Speaker 1: much pollen. Maybe I gonna know this job. What do
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  Speaker 1: you reckon? I think it'd be funny, like one of
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  Speaker 1: those cute little bittiggy little nose I reckon do it? Yeah, No,
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  Speaker 1: you've got a little button nose, a little but button.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like, I don't know, it's not worth Your
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  Speaker 1: nose never stops growing either, so you might need one
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  Speaker 1: one day? Is that facts? I'm pretty sure how far
• 4:53
  Speaker 1: or how long does a grand year? I mean, I
• 4:55
  Speaker 1: mean I don't know, Like point you z you're a
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  Speaker 1: one millimeters. It's like it's hangy. Maybe mine's grown because
• 5:00
  Speaker 1: I'm so big, Like it's grown a little bit more.
• 5:03
  Speaker 1: Oh no, why does our nose grow every year? But
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  Speaker 1: WILLI doesn't? Yeah? You know what, God doesn't exist. Worry
• 5:13
  Speaker 1: if he is? Sorry? Yeah, what the hell? Describe your
• 5:17
  Speaker 1: eggs as a movie or TV character? Remy from Ratatuwei.
• 5:21
  Speaker 1: He loved to pull on my hair, but I still
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  Speaker 1: did all the actual cooking.
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  Speaker 2: What.
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  Speaker 1: Oh damn f I haven't seen two in a minute neither.
• 5:36
  Speaker 1: I need to watch that. It's a show. It's a movie, bro,
• 5:40
  Speaker 1: that is a movie. That is such a good movie. Wow,
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  Speaker 1: I'm thinking about my childhood watching that. First watched that
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  Speaker 1: with school, the first time I ever watched that. Do
• 5:48
  Speaker 1: you remember school field trips? We went to the movies?
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  Speaker 1: They were good. Do you remember for the first time
• 5:55
  Speaker 1: watching all of these movies. I remember going to the
• 5:57
  Speaker 1: movie theater with my dad and watching Kong Fu Panda
• 5:59
  Speaker 1: for the first time. Oh, that would have been a moment.
• 6:01
  Speaker 1: That was an experience. I remember watching Avatar for the
• 6:04
  Speaker 1: first time. That was a life change, And in three
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  Speaker 1: D it was an experience. It was like the first
• 6:10
  Speaker 1: time three D came out. I actually don't remember the
• 6:13
  Speaker 1: last time I've experienced something like that. You know what's
• 6:16
  Speaker 1: crazy watching all those movies for the first time when
• 6:19
  Speaker 1: they came out of the movie themes. We were a
• 6:22
  Speaker 1: part of history. We were what happened to three D movies.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. Remember when you used to hire a
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  Speaker 1: movie it would come with little three D glasses and
• 6:30
  Speaker 1: yes you got the three dvose were the days. I
• 6:34
  Speaker 1: hate what they're doing with movies now. Was it you
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  Speaker 1: who told me this?
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  Speaker 2: That?
• 6:37
  Speaker 1: It was you that told me this? We just gossip
• 6:39
  Speaker 1: so much where directors or big companies are only producing
• 6:46
  Speaker 1: movies that have previously had success, so sequels or video
• 6:51
  Speaker 1: games or video games, or like franchises, so they remake
• 6:55
  Speaker 1: like Jumunji, for example, because that's like a nineteen nineties movie,
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  Speaker 1: and they remad it because they know what's going to
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  Speaker 1: do good. Where back in the day they used to
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  Speaker 1: hire or buy a script from someone and then they
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  Speaker 1: would produce it and put all the risk in the
• 7:07
  Speaker 1: actors and the producer and everything like that, and now
• 7:09
  Speaker 1: we're getting bored. I don't want to take any one.
• 7:11
  Speaker 1: Movies have sucked for like the past ten yet that's
• 7:13
  Speaker 1: why they got Robert Downey Junior back as Doctor doom
• 7:15
  Speaker 1: In in Marvel movies. Like, seriously, fucking get someone else,
• 7:21
  Speaker 1: like you just spat out the nerdiest line of They
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  Speaker 1: used to buy scripts, they used to do all this.
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  Speaker 1: That's movies in general. You did, you did some Marvel thing? Yeah, whatever,
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  Speaker 1: movies in general, nerdy whatever, you're your mate. The lego,
• 7:35
  Speaker 1: the lego fucking plane in your office is what's nerdy. Nothing,
• 7:38
  Speaker 1: that's not Marvel. It's nerdy. But all right. Describe your
• 7:42
  Speaker 1: ex as a movie or TV character. Peter Pan. He
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  Speaker 1: is never growing up and maturing fall. Fuck. I have
• 7:50
  Speaker 1: a confession. I've never seen Peter Pan, so I didn't
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  Speaker 1: know if it was good. Really I didn't. Is that accurate? Yeah, okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he never grows. I just had to take a gaes
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  Speaker 1: Yeah wow, had a few likes, So I did it.
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  Speaker 1: That's a good one, this one. I think it was
• 8:04
  Speaker 1: relatable for any baddies to add a bad X. Describe
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  Speaker 1: your ex as a movie or TV character, Ross Gella
• 8:11
  Speaker 1: when he cheated on Rachel and he cried about it.
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  Speaker 2: Oh holy shit, that's oh my god, Gray, we were
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  Speaker 2: on a bride.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god. All right, this one. Tell me if
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  Speaker 1: this works? Okay, okay, I thought it was so intricate
• 8:33
  Speaker 1: that I had to put it in there. It's not
• 8:35
  Speaker 1: really a movie or TV character, but it kind of
• 8:37
  Speaker 1: is relevant. Describe your X as a movie or TV character.
• 8:41
  Speaker 1: Cristiano Ronaldo. Apparently my ex was ampty dexterous. He couldn't
• 8:46
  Speaker 1: stop swiping left and right on Tinder because Renaldo is
• 8:53
  Speaker 1: good with both He's good with both feet. Yeah, lesson right,
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  Speaker 1: five star skills and that. Oh my god. Initially I
• 8:59
  Speaker 1: was like, did does Ronaldo go on Tindril? I thought
• 9:03
  Speaker 1: it was a bit intricate. Okay, this is my favorite one.
• 9:05
  Speaker 1: I like intricate season. I love how we see how
• 9:08
  Speaker 1: people think. Yeah, Describe your ex as a movie or
• 9:10
  Speaker 1: TV character The Lamp from Pixar, because he's stumped on
• 9:14
  Speaker 1: me to death and somehow everyone still loved him. Holy shit,
• 9:23
  Speaker 1: what that is so creative? The accuracy too, Holy shit.
• 9:28
  Speaker 1: Everyone does love that fucking lamb. Yeah, we do pixel.
• 9:31
  Speaker 1: You see that, You're like, that's a movie coming up, Jane, Yeah, movie, Wow,
• 9:38
  Speaker 1: what that's correct. Describe your ex as a movie or
• 9:42
  Speaker 1: TV character. Dory, he kept forgetting we were married. Oh,
• 9:54
  Speaker 1: next one, I haven't watched How How I Met Your
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  Speaker 1: Mother in a while. Tell me if this is true
• 10:00
  Speaker 1: Ted Moseby, because he believed he was the main character,
• 10:04
  Speaker 1: but he was just miniplative, manipulative, no facts. He was
• 10:07
  Speaker 1: facts on that one, yes, sure, okay. And last one,
• 10:13
  Speaker 1: this one's the most relatable. Describe your ex as a
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  Speaker 1: movie or TV character. You know when you watch the
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  Speaker 1: credits and notice a character you didn't even know existed,
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  Speaker 1: like the role of a tree. He was trash pile
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  Speaker 1: number three.
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  Speaker 2: That's fucking so, that's funny.
• 10:41
  Speaker 1: That's funny. The girl's a bad exits out there audio.
• 10:55
  Speaker 1: I believe that was That was on Trey and Maine.
• 10:59
  Speaker 1: Did I get made too? You got that? You definitely
• 11:01
  Speaker 1: got Entrey and Maine on that one. Desert sweet try Am,
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  Speaker 1: I'm dessert, and maybe a little bit of a little
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  Speaker 1: bit of sexy stuff at the end of the night.
• 11:10
  Speaker 1: Sexy stuff finished it up. Okay. I don't like talking
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  Speaker 1: about that with you. I feel like people take that literally.
• 11:23
  Speaker 1: How I've got things that are just for girls. Oh yeah, okay,
• 11:28
  Speaker 1: things that are just for girls. When we shave our
• 11:30
  Speaker 1: legs and they are shiny and smooth and we want
• 11:33
  Speaker 1: everyone to touch them. Oh that is just for girls. Okay,
• 11:36
  Speaker 1: so I know that experience. Okay, here's the thing. I
• 11:40
  Speaker 1: was going to say, some guys shave their legs, but
• 11:42
  Speaker 1: do they go around saying touch my legs? No? So
• 11:46
  Speaker 1: story in school, I was an avid soccer player. I
• 11:51
  Speaker 1: thought it was going to be my career, and that's
• 11:53
  Speaker 1: what everyone did. I wanted to be part of the gang,
• 11:56
  Speaker 1: part of the crew, part of the team. So in
• 11:59
  Speaker 1: like year nine to ten, I don't think it's year eleven,
• 12:02
  Speaker 1: I shaved my legs and I didn't ask people to
• 12:04
  Speaker 1: touch them. But girls, because they think like that, would
• 12:08
  Speaker 1: come and touch my legs because they were like, oh, oh,
• 12:11
  Speaker 1: you shave your legs. Let me see how good you do.
• 12:13
  Speaker 1: What does it feel like? I've never done it. It
• 12:15
  Speaker 1: feels good. Way too much effort for us, because we
• 12:18
  Speaker 1: grow hairway more do we I don't even know. Does
• 12:20
  Speaker 1: it feel windier now? It feels weird when you're getting
• 12:24
  Speaker 1: your sheets? What? Yeah, real, you kind of feel actually clean,
• 12:29
  Speaker 1: to be fair, Yeah, it's actually a good feeling. I
• 12:33
  Speaker 1: went to like pants because it gets a bit thicker up,
• 12:40
  Speaker 1: just like above the kneecaut. Yeah yeah, wow, that's funny.
• 12:45
  Speaker 1: Things that are just for girls from girls. Yeah yeah.
• 12:48
  Speaker 1: Eating pasta without protein fat. By the way, I can't
• 12:55
  Speaker 1: eat a meal without protein. I could not eat a
• 12:58
  Speaker 1: straight carw to waste the calorie, and I could not
• 13:02
  Speaker 1: eat a straight calm meal. Like when we go to
• 13:04
  Speaker 1: a bloody pasta Italian joint, I'm like, I've got to
• 13:07
  Speaker 1: get sick. Yeah, yeah, yeah, or you have to like
• 13:09
  Speaker 1: add chicken to something. Yeah. Literally wow. Things that are
• 13:13
  Speaker 1: just for girls. The booth seat at a restaurant. Oh,
• 13:17
  Speaker 1: it is too and somehow they always get it. I actually,
• 13:21
  Speaker 1: at what point at the start of dating did I
• 13:24
  Speaker 1: forfeit that? Yeah? When did I forfeit that? Because I
• 13:26
  Speaker 1: always just usually they're really slow, but when there's a
• 13:30
  Speaker 1: booth somehow I never get it. And I'm not offering.
• 13:35
  Speaker 2: I want it too.
• 13:37
  Speaker 1: Usually when you do a restaurant, the first thing that
• 13:38
  Speaker 1: he was going to the toilet and touch up. But
• 13:40
  Speaker 1: if there's a booth. The other day I was on
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: a date and with my girlfriend. With my girlfriend, I
• 13:44
  Speaker 1: said it like. I said it like, I've been going
• 13:46
  Speaker 1: on dates with my girlfriend. And I sat on this
• 13:48
  Speaker 1: seat and it's sort of you could tell that it
• 13:51
  Speaker 1: wasn't good for my size and wait and I looked
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: a little bit. It was very small chair. And then
• 13:55
  Speaker 1: she got the booth and she sort of saw that
• 13:57
  Speaker 1: I sat down and sort of went down with me.
• 13:58
  Speaker 1: It was very uncomfortab wh't you just sat there all
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: time in the booth. I was just like you can see,
• 14:04
  Speaker 1: I'm struggling here. Yeah, a ship. Things that are just
• 14:11
  Speaker 1: for girls? This one. I agree with pool floaties? Why
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: can't we have them? What? I can't see a grown
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: ass man on a pool floating like a big like
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: a big flamingo. I cannot look like a flaming cannot
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: see a man, grown man on a pool floating. Come on,
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: it's fun, So cut the stunt. It's like tanning in
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: a cool way. No things that are just for girls,
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: warming your freezing feet between your boyfriend's legs. Ah that
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: is I could never do that either, was that nor you?
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: I hate it?
• 14:41
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: What when Beth does it to me? I don't mind
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: it when Cassie puts a freezing feet on your legs.
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: He doesn't have that cold like, it's not like ice cold.
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: I'm like, Beth gets cold a bitch. But I can
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: see you'd be like, stop it, stop it. Get those
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: fucking hogs off me. Things that are just for girls
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: from girls, the slow lane on the freework, Ah, is
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: that what that's for? From experience with my sister, she
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: just not used the slow lane. I thought that was
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: for trucks. Same things that are just for girls getting
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: the ick ah, they get it more. But guys are allowed,
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: are allowed, you think, But I think girls get it
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: a lot more. Like I'm not allowed to run at a bird.
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: I'm not allowed to have a backpack on. Here you go.
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: Here's one thing, and I'm allowed to do things that
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: are just for girls. Blowing on hot soup. What a
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: bit food? I just blowing on my fork that has
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: like a hot bit of chicken on it. I don't
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: think you can. I just need to, really, man, I'm
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: just going to start stuff. I'm just going to start
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: things that are just for girls. My dinner, but I
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: can have some of yours. That's one of the hardest
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: things to accept about being in a relationship, isn't it. Yeah,
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: you gotta grab one of their chips. No, then you
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: some chips and they get and you're like, what are
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: you doing? I would have ordered extra bowl for you.
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: I don't even care. I would have ordered it. I
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: prefer to have leftovers and we're both full, you know,
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: I not have enough one hundred. Look that's when you
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: say it like that. It sounds selfish. But you're both happy. Yeah,
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: I'm keeping us both happy about exactly, both winning together,
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: not just her. Things that are just for girls, chasing
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: after a ping pong boar, These are just girls. Get
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: they think they're allowed that, they think they're allowed to do.
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: Wait wait wait, I want to like have a good game,
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: Like what if I'm on a roll, got a good rally?
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: Go walk? Yeah, I've just told so. I'm never invited
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: my girlfriend and watched me play ping pong. No, that
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: sounds Things that are just for girls, girl best friends, facts, facts,
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  Speaker 1: patting that one fucking do everything with that true everything.
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: Things that are just for girls forehead kisses. Wait wait
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: wait wait wait wait so when I let her receive
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: what about from them? No? Why not? Really? You don't
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: want a four head kiss from your good friend na,
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: Like you just want to give the forehead kiss. You're
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: like kind of sleeve, like you just had a good
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: cuddle session. I'm not leaning down and letting her kiss
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: me on the forehead. What about like you kiss her
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: first and she kiss your back as well, just kiss
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: on her lips, but like, I feel like her forehead
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: kiss is like a tuck in the bed. Are you're
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: telling me that before you go to bed, You guys
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: have had a little cuss cuddle session right now, don't
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: So you've you've kissed her on the forehead and then
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: you lean down and she gives you a kiss on
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: the forehead. Yeah, I bow and she is my lord.
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: Things that are just for girls arguing with your free
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: friends over who's prettier. Yeah, boys could never if boys
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: do not do that. Like, dude, you are so fucking handsome,
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: imagine walking. Wait, no, you're way more handsome than me.
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: I tell you what we do do a little bit
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: debrogatry is like, nah, you've got a bigger dick. We don't. Yeah, no, no,
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: maybe we do. You've got a pinny. Well, well, when
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: there is someone in the group that's well known to
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: have a big dick. Yeah, we say we told them
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: they have a big Yeah. It don't make me feel
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: like we're outside. You and I wouldn't start talking to
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: each other like no, junr te is big. One on
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: one obviously not in a group, we wouldn't either, girls.
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: We would only say it about our friend that we
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: know has a big doodle. I don't mean seriously, like
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: we take the piss and say you've got the smallest,
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: and then so and so is the bigger, right, Okay?
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: Do you reckon? Girls one on one go like you're
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: so beautiful? And then yes, one on one like striving
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: to an event. They're like, I thought it was only
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: group setting too, I reckon. They argue who's pretty? One
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: on one? Have I ever complimented you and said like
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: how handsome you are? It feels a bit weird to say, no,
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: I get backhanded confidence from you. I said one good
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: about your hair, the other day you said it good
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: all about my hair. But the backhanded compliment I get
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: from you is praying on the downfall of Jake. That
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: means I have somewhere to go, which is down, which
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: means I'm at the top. You will take what you
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: can get, stay bad,