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Marjorie the Nurse - Episode 35 · The Steve & Jeff Show

0:03
SPEAKER_03: Well, hey everybody.
0:05
SPEAKER_03: Welcome to yet another exciting episode of the Steve and Jeff Show.
0:09
SPEAKER_03: I'm Steve.
0:10
SPEAKER_03: And I'm Jeff.
0:10
SPEAKER_03: How's it going, Steve?
0:12
SPEAKER_03: Oh, Jeff, Jeff, it is going so great.
0:14
SPEAKER_03: You know, you know, the thing about this podcast is we're just reaching, we're touching lives.
0:18
SPEAKER_03: We're touching actual people out there.
0:21
SPEAKER_03: And we're we're making a difference, Jeff.
0:23
SPEAKER_03: We're and you know, it's just so exciting.
0:26
SPEAKER_03: Jeff, you know, it's you haven't been feeling too well lately, but you know, I think we may have some answers for you.
0:31
SPEAKER_03: You were you were a little sick last week, weren't you?
0:33
SPEAKER_02: I was, you know, I had a combination of COVID, the flu, and intestinal discomfort.
0:40
SPEAKER_02: I think that would be the term that we'd want to use for a show like this.
0:44
SPEAKER_02: It was pretty much every part of my body was either leaking or disgusting.
0:50
SPEAKER_02: And um, but I survived all of it.
0:52
SPEAKER_02: And uh I think I'm better for it.
0:54
SPEAKER_02: But you know, Steve, it kind of brings me back to my biggest challenge, which is you gotta find a doctor you trust.
1:01
SPEAKER_02: And I really haven't found one yet.
1:03
SPEAKER_02: And I haven't found a hospital.
1:05
SPEAKER_02: I don't know where to go when I'm sick.
1:07
SPEAKER_03: Oh, Jeff, Jeff, you are gonna love tonight's guest because I'm telling you.
1:13
SPEAKER_03: Is my dad on the show?
1:14
SPEAKER_03: Well, you know, no, you know, we're still looking for him.
1:16
SPEAKER_03: He's he's you know, he we thought we had him, but you know, then it was it was like an Elvis sighting, you know, it wasn't really him, but but but Jeff, but I digress.
1:25
SPEAKER_03: But Jeff, you know how we on this show like to focus on uh kind of the everyday heroes, the people who, when there's trouble, the people who step in, the people who run in, the people who jump in, the people who holiday in.
1:38
SPEAKER_03: And we that we're we're looking to focus on those people.
1:42
SPEAKER_03: And Jeff, we've we've got one tonight.
1:44
SPEAKER_03: We have, and you know, we've always done very well with medical people, science people.
1:48
SPEAKER_03: We've had a lot of scientists and doctors on the show.
1:51
SPEAKER_03: Jeff, tonight, we've got we've taken that a step further.
1:55
SPEAKER_03: We've got a crack nurse.
1:57
SPEAKER_03: Well, she's not a crack nurse, but she's okay, because crack, you know, she's an expert, a skilled nurse at uh Pain Payne Memorial Hospital here.
2:06
SPEAKER_03: And you know, and Payne, uh now it's P A Y-N-E, Jeff.
2:09
SPEAKER_03: I just want to tell you, P-A-Y-N-E.
2:12
SPEAKER_03: And of course, it's it's named after uh, you know, the famous tarsal pain, the the great rock and roller, uh big pain and the metatarsals, you know.
2:19
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, he was a local hero and uh died too young, died too young, stubbed his toe and died.
2:25
SPEAKER_03: You know, they named this hospital after him, and and our guest tonight is head nurse at that hospital.
2:31
SPEAKER_03: Let me introduce Marjorie.
2:33
SPEAKER_03: Marjorie, welcome to the show.
2:35
SPEAKER_00: Thank you.
2:36
SPEAKER_00: Thank you so much for having me.
2:38
SPEAKER_00: Oh, does she?
2:38
SPEAKER_00: Now that's that's interesting.
2:40
SPEAKER_03: She has a healing voice.
2:41
SPEAKER_03: Look at that.
2:42
SPEAKER_03: I mean, that just she sounds wonderful.
2:44
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, plus she's got one of those rare names, Marjorie Marjorie.
2:48
SPEAKER_02: You know, first name, last name, Marjorie Marjorie.
2:51
SPEAKER_02: And I think that's amazing.
2:52
SPEAKER_02: Is that where'd that come from?
2:53
SPEAKER_02: Well, you got a different last name though, right?
2:55
SPEAKER_02: Uh yeah, oh, I'm sorry.
2:57
SPEAKER_02: Sorry.
2:58
SPEAKER_02: My intestines must still be acting up a bit.
3:00
SPEAKER_02: You know, it's affecting my hearing.
3:02
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's it it it goes up connected.
3:04
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's all connected.
3:05
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, oh yeah.
3:06
SPEAKER_03: Well, Marjorie knows about that.
3:07
SPEAKER_03: But oh so Marjorie, what now you first name's Marjorie, last name is Damar.
3:12
SPEAKER_03: Damar.
3:13
SPEAKER_03: Marjorie Damar.
3:15
SPEAKER_03: Uh I think I interesting.
3:16
SPEAKER_03: I think one time.
3:18
SPEAKER_03: I think in Baltimore one time I saw a stripper that was named Marjorie Damar, but I don't think that was you, was it?
3:23
SPEAKER_03: I she was taller.
3:24
SPEAKER_03: But anyway, but that digrass.
3:26
SPEAKER_03: But uh.
3:29
SPEAKER_03: Oh, Damar.
3:31
SPEAKER_02: Oh, I get it.
3:32
SPEAKER_02: I think they pronounce that differently in Milwaukee.
3:34
SPEAKER_03: I think they do, yeah.
3:36
SPEAKER_03: But they ought to know.
3:37
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
3:38
SPEAKER_03: They should.
3:39
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
3:39
SPEAKER_03: Uh so Marjorie, Marjorie, tell us a little bit about your your healthcare practice because you're really one of them that's out there doing that essential work.
3:49
SPEAKER_03: You know, tell us a little bit about you know what it's like at that at a busy hospital like Payne Memorial.
3:55
SPEAKER_00: Steve, I've got to tell you, it's incredible.
3:59
SPEAKER_00: I bet.
4:00
SPEAKER_00: I love people and being a part of their getting well again from being so ill many times.
4:10
SPEAKER_03: And that's really what we what we need in the healthcare practitioner, isn't it?
4:15
SPEAKER_03: Somebody that really cares, somebody that wants to make people well.
4:18
SPEAKER_00: I mean, that's definitely, definitely that's what we need.
4:23
SPEAKER_00: That's that's what I've worked all these years towards.
4:29
SPEAKER_02: Wow.
4:29
SPEAKER_02: And you know, I'm I'm aroused by the conversation.
4:34
SPEAKER_03: Because well, she's not here to talk about that, Jeff.
4:36
SPEAKER_03: She's okay, yes.
4:38
SPEAKER_03: Well, well, maybe I mean nurses do all kinds of things, so maybe well, they're the backbone, they're the backbones of the hospital.
4:44
SPEAKER_03: You know, I mean, who would the doctors date if it wasn't for the nurses?
4:49
SPEAKER_03: How would the doctors know what to do if the nurse didn't tell them?
4:51
SPEAKER_03: I mean, you know, how would the doctors been?
4:54
SPEAKER_02: Are we talking about on dates?
4:55
SPEAKER_02: Are we talking about on dates?
4:56
SPEAKER_03: No, I'm talking, yeah, when you're cutting somebody up, it's like, yeah, you've been good to enough doctors, Jeff.
5:01
SPEAKER_03: You know, you know how that works, right?
5:02
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, I'm with you.
5:04
SPEAKER_02: But yeah, I'm I'm very impressed.
5:06
SPEAKER_02: Love the way you talk, love what you represent.
5:09
SPEAKER_02: I wish you were around when I would needed your help last week.
5:12
SPEAKER_00: I sure that we could have had a good time or that I could have made you feel much differently.
5:18
SPEAKER_00: I bet.
5:19
SPEAKER_03: So, Marjorie, you know how how how'd you get started in healthcare?
5:22
SPEAKER_03: I mean, that's a great field.
5:24
SPEAKER_03: And and was it always a passion of yours to help people?
5:27
SPEAKER_00: I was raised with a bunch of caregivers, and it just it came so naturally, like if it were almost bred into me.
5:36
SPEAKER_03: Now, when you say raised with caregivers, you weren't like you didn't grow up in an institution, did you?
5:41
SPEAKER_03: Because you know, there are a lot of caregivers in an institution.
5:44
SPEAKER_03: It's true.
5:45
SPEAKER_00: I I don't think I want to talk about that right now.
5:48
unknown: Okay.
5:48
SPEAKER_03: Well, we you know what we'll we'll we'll circle back.
5:50
SPEAKER_03: We'll we'll let's do some corporate speed, Jeff.
5:53
SPEAKER_03: We'll put a pin in that and we'll circle back.
5:55
SPEAKER_03: I like I love that.
5:56
SPEAKER_03: I love that line.
5:59
SPEAKER_03: We could be corporate guys.
6:00
SPEAKER_03: Look at this.
6:01
SPEAKER_03: We we are so corporate.
6:03
SPEAKER_03: So now, Marjorie, uh, you know, when Tippi was booking you, Tippi's our producer, one of the bookers here, and she was saying that you um you do things that maybe most nurses don't do, and maybe that's why you stand out.
6:14
SPEAKER_03: You know, tell us a little bit about some of the things that maybe your typical nurse, your average nurse, wouldn't do that you do that makes that difference, gives that extra mile, give that extra healing.
6:25
SPEAKER_00: People are very lethargic when they're in the hospital, they're very ill.
6:32
SPEAKER_00: So when they need an enema, I usually use like a jalapeno enema because it gets their body moving again, not just their bottom, but their whole body.
6:46
SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
6:47
SPEAKER_03: I bet that would work.
6:48
SPEAKER_03: Boy, that would I if you got some intestinal blockage that that I mean that would take care of you know anything short of a boulder, I would think, right?
6:57
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, especially like on Taco Tuesdays.
7:00
SPEAKER_02: Oh my gosh, yeah.
7:01
SPEAKER_03: You know, I probably don't have to on Taco Tuesday, but well, yeah, that's probably jalapeno enema.
7:06
SPEAKER_03: So see, Jeff, I I guess she is gonna talk about some of that things, you know, your arousal earlier.
7:11
SPEAKER_03: Well, here we go.
7:12
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and and you know, Marjorie, should I call you Marjorie or Marge?
7:16
SPEAKER_02: Don't call me Marge.
7:18
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
7:18
SPEAKER_02: Okay, sorry, sorry, uh Marjorie.
7:21
SPEAKER_02: Maybe a a good place to start for me is I wish you were with me last week, but let's assume that you were.
7:27
SPEAKER_02: Can you give me an idea in general how you would deal with say fever and congestion?
7:34
SPEAKER_00: You know, it's sometimes good to have a fever, you know, it it kind of heats everything out of our body and it it evaporates it into the sky.
7:44
SPEAKER_00: So I probably would have put warm blankets on you to make you feel that hot, steamy effect like an sauna.
7:55
SPEAKER_03: It's like it's like those sweat lodges of Native Americans.
7:59
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that would work.
8:01
SPEAKER_02: It totally makes sense.
8:02
SPEAKER_02: I don't know why we don't go back to those, you know, tried and true uh strategies.
8:06
SPEAKER_02: And what about uh the congestion?
8:08
SPEAKER_00: You know, I found that one thing good for congestion is you know things that kind of spray through your nose, like an aerosol or things like that.
8:19
SPEAKER_00: But the really the most efficient thing you can do is use your garden homes.
8:25
SPEAKER_00: It's it's it's it's not expensive.
8:31
SPEAKER_00: You just go out, you unscrew it, you don't have to buy any gadgets, you know, nothing with your nasal or things that sound like snat.
8:40
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, pull it in through the window.
8:43
SPEAKER_00: I could have just shoved, oh, stuck your head gently under the faucet and taken that nice garden hose and just kind of I'm sorry.
8:57
SPEAKER_02: Where were we?
8:58
SPEAKER_03: She's she's she's enjoying the the picture of the garden hose and the stable.
9:04
SPEAKER_02: We have to get Ace Hardware to sponsor us, you know.
9:06
SPEAKER_03: Oh, we do, man.
9:07
SPEAKER_03: And they have one garden hoses, don't they?
9:10
SPEAKER_03: They have they have all links for any kind of nose.
9:12
SPEAKER_03: I mean, for the petite nose, they've got the little ones, and then they got the bigger ones for the bigger noses.
9:17
SPEAKER_00: We would not have had any congestion.
9:19
SPEAKER_00: Your congestion would have been gone instantly.
9:22
SPEAKER_00: Oh wow.
9:23
SPEAKER_03: God, I wish I I wish I had talked to you before.
9:26
SPEAKER_03: Now, do you do you use do you use cold water with that or or would you go with hot water?
9:30
SPEAKER_00: Ice water.
9:31
SPEAKER_00: Ice water because it it helps make the steam in your sauna bath that I created for you just a little bit more interesting.
9:40
SPEAKER_03: That would keep it balanced, you know, so you'd have a regular temperature.
9:43
SPEAKER_03: That would gosh, that makes so much sense, Jeff.
9:46
SPEAKER_03: That is great.
9:48
SPEAKER_03: It does.
9:49
SPEAKER_03: You're probably, I mean, the hospital, you're probably dealing with all kinds of things.
9:52
SPEAKER_03: You have people on probably on life support machines, right?
9:56
SPEAKER_03: You're dealing with them.
9:57
SPEAKER_03: Oh, that's she likes that one too.
9:59
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you can't always be depressed.
10:02
SPEAKER_02: The last thing you need is a nurse who's depressed.
10:05
SPEAKER_00: People I like it.
10:06
SPEAKER_00: To be happy, they want laughter and little children and songs, and they're skipping down the hallways, singing and throwing flowers.
10:19
SPEAKER_00: Just anything I can do to make their lives a little more pleasant.
10:25
SPEAKER_03: See, now now, Jeff, whenever I go to a hospital, it's like everybody looks so you know serious and glum and you know, yeah.
10:31
SPEAKER_03: If there was somebody skipping down the hallway, throwing flowers, that would make a tremendous difference, Jeff.
10:38
SPEAKER_03: That would be it would.
10:39
SPEAKER_03: I feel better just thinking about it.
10:41
SPEAKER_02: You know, Steve and uh Marjorie, it's not appropriate to skip down the hall and throw flowers in every single area of the hospital.
10:49
SPEAKER_02: But I'm thinking hospice, you know.
10:51
SPEAKER_02: I mean, there's a case where you're absolutely needing an uplifting, positive experience.
10:59
SPEAKER_03: I mean, you wouldn't do it, you wouldn't do it in like the nursery because you might wake the kids up.
11:02
SPEAKER_02: No, no, we're not or the outpatient area.
11:06
SPEAKER_03: Don't do that, you know, because they're big even anyway.
11:09
SPEAKER_03: But hospice is perfect.
11:10
SPEAKER_03: I mean, they're not going anywhere, right?
11:11
SPEAKER_03: They're gonna be right there.
11:12
SPEAKER_02: Oh, you know, and they don't have allergies or anything that you know.
11:17
SPEAKER_02: I mean, that would be the least of their problems.
11:19
SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
11:20
SPEAKER_03: So they need who needs cheering up more than that.
11:22
SPEAKER_03: I mean, that would be perfect.
11:24
SPEAKER_03: I agree.
11:24
SPEAKER_03: Well, you know, Marjorie, we got we got a lot more questions to to ask you.
11:28
SPEAKER_03: We're gonna find out all about this this healthcare practice.
11:31
SPEAKER_03: But Jeff, I gotta tell you, we have a brand new sponsor.
11:36
SPEAKER_03: We do, oh, we do, and you know, in fact, we talked about him on on the last show.
11:41
SPEAKER_03: You remember?
11:42
SPEAKER_03: Because I said when it from when I was down in Miami and I had you know the meeting with the rabbi down there, the rabbi uh Schumel Stuzum or Shm, you know, Stuppum or Stuzum, I think was his name.
11:52
SPEAKER_03: Rabbit Schwang was yeah, it was something like that.
11:55
SPEAKER_03: And he uh you know, he writes for that magazine.
11:57
SPEAKER_03: He's also he's a he's an interesting guy, he's also an entrepreneur, and he started a company.
12:02
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, he started a company.
12:04
SPEAKER_03: It's a food company, it makes food.
12:06
SPEAKER_03: You know, we were started talking, he said, Hey, can I can I run an ad for I thought at first he wanted to run an ad for the synagogue.
12:12
SPEAKER_03: And I thought, well, you know, yeah, we didn't create an ad for a church, so why not run an ad for the synagogue too?
12:17
SPEAKER_03: Eco.
12:18
SPEAKER_03: But he said, uh he said no, he wanted to run it for this company that he is starting.
12:22
SPEAKER_03: So uh Jeff, it's a food company, and uh, I'd say let's just um let's go to commercial.
12:29
SPEAKER_03: Sounds good.
12:29
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12:36
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12:41
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12:47
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12:50
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12:55
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13:01
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13:04
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13:06
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13:10
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13:16
SPEAKER_03: I tell you, Jeff, uh, I am hungry for a salty fish snack right now.
13:21
SPEAKER_03: And I'm seriously, when when we're done here, probably get a few drinks.
13:24
SPEAKER_03: But while I'm getting the drinks, I'm gonna run out and get some yum kippers.
13:27
SPEAKER_02: Well, yeah, and you know, it's funny, the timing of everything is just so amazing to me.
13:32
SPEAKER_02: I was talking to my wife the other day, and she pointed out to me that Jews actually invented brunch, which I never knew.
13:39
SPEAKER_02: And yummy kippers, yumppers.
13:41
SPEAKER_03: Yum yum yum kippers.
13:43
SPEAKER_02: Yum kippers perfectly right, because when you're in brunch, do you go with the breakfast first?
13:49
SPEAKER_02: Do you go with the I think we talked about this before?
13:52
SPEAKER_02: We were on the show with uh and yum kippor kind of straddles both of them, and I think it's the perfect fit.
13:58
SPEAKER_02: So I'm so impressed.
14:00
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14:02
SPEAKER_02: I know.
14:02
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, oh it's great for breakfast, it's great for lunch, great for a little Nash with your favorite Biali.
14:07
SPEAKER_03: I mean, I you know, that's just in fact, that's probably what I'm gonna do.
14:10
SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna get some drinks, get some kippers, and get some get a biali.
14:14
SPEAKER_03: That's what I'll do.
14:14
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but but I'd I'm starving now.
14:17
SPEAKER_03: We can talk about this after the show.
14:19
SPEAKER_03: We'll talk offline, but uh Marjorie, tell us how people treat you at the hospital.
14:24
SPEAKER_03: I I bet they have a lot of respect for you, don't they?
14:27
SPEAKER_03: Um I I could just listen to her sound like that.
14:32
SPEAKER_03: I know, I feel better already.
14:34
SPEAKER_03: I do, I'm healed.
14:35
SPEAKER_00: You know, I guess I don't really pay much attention to what they think.
14:41
SPEAKER_03: I've been told I'm a little rough, but I don't rough, huh?
14:47
SPEAKER_02: Well, you know not with that voice.
14:49
SPEAKER_03: You know, I think maybe it's the garden hose thing or or the jalapeno enema, but you know, I think you've got to go with what works.
14:55
SPEAKER_03: Every, you know, everything that works sounded weird before it worked, right?
15:00
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
15:01
SPEAKER_03: I mean, let's let's let's grow some mold on a melon and that'll cure disease.
15:05
SPEAKER_03: Up, you know, I mean that sounds stupid, but but it worked, right?
15:08
SPEAKER_03: So yeah, I mean you're kind of a pioneer in the health area then.
15:11
SPEAKER_00: Oh yes, I've been I've been in this field for 89 years.
15:16
SPEAKER_00: It's incredible the amount of developments, but I find that standardized, you know, just regular household objects can work just as effectively, efficiently, and oftentimes much cheaper and easier to get a hold of.
15:35
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, because you know, I when you go to the hospital, you know, they do it, they do these tests, and boy, you know, you run one of those MRIs, that's a big bill.
15:43
SPEAKER_03: Or you get a CAT scan, it's like, hey, you know, empty your wallet for the CAT scan.
15:47
SPEAKER_03: But that's right, you know, if there are home objects that people have in their own homes that would do the same thing.
15:54
SPEAKER_03: Oh, yes, so much cheaper.
15:56
SPEAKER_03: I mean, that would really save billions.
15:58
SPEAKER_00: You can use that garden hose, not just for your lawn and your nose, but you know, while you're at it, might want to try it with that enema.
16:07
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
16:08
SPEAKER_03: Well, I bet that would with the jalapenos on the garden hose, that would pack a punch.
16:13
SPEAKER_03: I think you'd be cured you know, immediately, you'd see an immediate impact.
16:17
SPEAKER_02: Oh, definitely.
16:18
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, Marjorie, you ought to consider writing a book on that because I think that's a wonderful idea.
16:24
SPEAKER_02: The idea of solving diseases with regular products that you have around the house.
16:31
SPEAKER_02: You know, like I I don't know, somebody discovered that bleach gets rid of COVID.
16:37
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and that's a perfect example.
16:38
SPEAKER_02: Here, we're trying to come up with this vaccine, and it turns out you've got under your sink, down in the basement, you've got the cure the whole time.
16:47
SPEAKER_03: Just do a little Clorox on the rocks and you're and you're good.
16:50
SPEAKER_00: I have all my patients scarble with that.
16:53
SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah, I bet.
16:55
SPEAKER_03: Good idea.
16:55
SPEAKER_03: That would kill because you know, hospitals, there are a lot of germs around hospitals.
16:58
SPEAKER_03: Oh my goodness.
16:59
SPEAKER_00: Definitely, people like iodine and alcohol and things to clean things out with.
17:05
SPEAKER_00: And I'm telling you, at home and even in the hospital, I bring them lemon wedges, lemon wedges and salt.
17:13
SPEAKER_00: Those are probably the most important two things you can have in your medicine cabinet.
17:21
SPEAKER_03: And that's so natural.
17:22
SPEAKER_03: You don't have to worry about medical waste, you know.
17:24
SPEAKER_03: It's lemons and it's salt.
17:26
SPEAKER_00: Refreshing.
17:27
SPEAKER_00: It is.
17:29
SPEAKER_00: Think about how refreshing that is when you squeeze that on.
17:34
SPEAKER_00: It's gotta be it's so refreshing.
17:36
SPEAKER_00: I feel refreshed.
17:38
SPEAKER_03: She enjoys doing that.
17:39
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, and I guess she does.
17:41
SPEAKER_03: I can see why, because she's she's healing and she's healing with natural products, with stuff fruit, fruit and salt, and so efficient.
17:52
SPEAKER_00: So efficient and so fun, so fun for the patient.
17:57
SPEAKER_02: Now, another another thing I had heard that somebody had told me, and I don't know if this is true.
18:02
SPEAKER_02: Maybe Marjorie, you could help me out on this.
18:03
SPEAKER_02: If you don't have a syringe and you need to give yourself an injection, they had recommended using a big pen.
18:10
SPEAKER_02: You remove the inside of the pen.
18:12
SPEAKER_02: Is there is there some truth to that, or is that a wives' tale?
18:16
SPEAKER_00: You could use a pen.
18:18
SPEAKER_00: You'd have to stab it really, really hard, though.
18:23
SPEAKER_00: Uh, really hard.
18:26
SPEAKER_02: Knowing you, Marjorie, you probably want it attached to a garden hose.
18:29
SPEAKER_02: So, you know.
18:30
SPEAKER_00: No, actually, what I prefer to use with my patients, and especially not giving an injection so much as like taking blood or anything.
18:41
SPEAKER_00: I find it utensil that's most important and most valuable to me is my cordless drill at home.
18:50
SPEAKER_00: So I bring it to work with that makes sense.
18:54
SPEAKER_00: I put that.
18:56
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, because not only not only the the drilling, the puncture part of the drill, but the vibration, it would be like a sonic cure.
19:04
SPEAKER_03: You know, it would it would certainly get rid of plaque on your teeth, I bet.
19:08
SPEAKER_03: Probably get rid of your teeth too, but you know, but I digress it.
19:11
SPEAKER_03: You'd have no plaque.
19:12
SPEAKER_00: And it's exact.
19:13
SPEAKER_00: You're not just poking into nowhere, you know exactly where you're going to go.
19:17
SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
19:18
SPEAKER_02: Now, Steve, I don't want to be a downer here, but we might want to just have a disclaimer for the audience that don't try to invent other things.
19:28
SPEAKER_02: The things that Marjorie is saying are are true, those are tried and true, those are things you can trust, but don't start doing turkey basters and stuff like that.
19:38
SPEAKER_02: Those those things are they don't work, and you know, you're not a doctor and you're not a nurse.
19:43
SPEAKER_02: So I just want to get that out there as a disclaimer for Steve and I that listen to Marjorie, and I think too that I'll treat you.
19:51
SPEAKER_03: Oh, no doubt.
19:52
SPEAKER_03: You know, and I think too that we should make clear to all the the millions, really.
19:56
SPEAKER_03: Let's be honest, the millions of listeners.
19:58
SPEAKER_03: We should be honest and tell them that just because she says to use a garden hose, you really should do that under the direction of a skilled healthcare practitioner.
20:08
SPEAKER_03: Don't just run out and start doing your own garden hose thing because you know that's how bad things could happen.
20:14
SPEAKER_03: There's a certain way to do it, and you know, you just or or the pen for injections, you know, don't just stab yourself with a pen.
20:21
SPEAKER_03: You got to do it just right.
20:22
SPEAKER_03: She was just like she was just saying, you know.
20:24
SPEAKER_03: So you gotta be a little careful with that.
20:26
SPEAKER_02: You're right.
20:27
SPEAKER_02: You gotta be responsible.
20:28
SPEAKER_02: I mean, I would think that maybe an ace hardware guy could help with the garden hose.
20:33
SPEAKER_02: As far as the pen.
20:34
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I mean, so many pens out there, Steve.
20:37
SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
20:37
SPEAKER_02: How do you know which one to use?
20:39
SPEAKER_02: And okay.
20:40
SPEAKER_03: Bick.
20:41
SPEAKER_03: I was just gonna say, I bet BIC is the and there you go.
20:45
SPEAKER_02: Use the uh I miss I misheard that for a second.
20:47
SPEAKER_02: I thought I thought you said something else, but BIC.
20:49
SPEAKER_03: Okay, uh Jeff, you're you're still excited, aren't you?
20:53
SPEAKER_03: I can't tell.
20:54
SPEAKER_03: I am still excited.
20:55
SPEAKER_03: You're still excited.
20:56
SPEAKER_00: But come to the hospital, honey, and I'll I'll insert a catheter for you and see how you like that.
21:02
SPEAKER_03: Wow, God.
21:03
SPEAKER_03: I wish I was still sick.
21:05
SPEAKER_03: Oh, Jeff, well, you you could be quote sick, you know.
21:08
SPEAKER_02: I might have to go after that green cork one more time here, and she'll quote heal you.
21:14
SPEAKER_02: I'll take for you.
21:17
SPEAKER_03: I'll take good, yeah.
21:19
SPEAKER_03: I bet.
21:19
SPEAKER_00: Oh, you know, I I think uh my biggest philosophy is that everybody deserves a little pain.
21:27
SPEAKER_03: I think so.
21:29
SPEAKER_03: I think so.
21:29
SPEAKER_03: Well, and and you know, and what a perfect place at Pain Memorial, you know, everyone that that could be their slogan.
21:35
SPEAKER_03: Everyone deserves a little pain, right?
21:38
SPEAKER_00: I wrote that slogan.
21:39
SPEAKER_00: Oh, you did?
21:40
SPEAKER_00: Wow.
21:41
SPEAKER_03: Wow, wow, yeah, and that's a great slogan.
21:44
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and there's a a humanistic side to this, which is you have made me feel better without me doing anything to my body.
21:52
SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
21:52
SPEAKER_02: Just your voice alone has changed the way I feel from the time we started this interview.
21:58
SPEAKER_02: That's very powerful.
22:00
SPEAKER_02: It's hypnosis.
22:02
SPEAKER_03: I tell you, Jeff, you know, it's just listening to her voice.
22:05
SPEAKER_03: It's like it's like maybe it's the frequency or something.
22:09
SPEAKER_03: It's got my qi vibrating, man.
22:11
SPEAKER_03: I tell you.
22:12
SPEAKER_03: And when my chi vibrates, I gotta listen because you know it's right next to right near my ears.
22:16
SPEAKER_03: You know, it's hard to miss.
22:17
SPEAKER_03: So you you know, you gotta listen, right?
22:19
SPEAKER_03: There's something about her that is just healing and hypnotic.
22:23
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
22:24
SPEAKER_02: I Steve, I know that we're supposed to be meet having a meeting after this interview, but might have to delay that a couple minutes.
22:30
SPEAKER_03: I think we should, yeah.
22:31
SPEAKER_03: I think uh at least 10, 15 minutes.
22:34
SPEAKER_03: Put a pin in and then circle back.
22:36
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, uh, let's put a pin in it.
22:37
SPEAKER_02: Okay, now Marjorie, can we put a pin in it?
22:39
SPEAKER_02: Because I guess that's oh, we should probably have Marjorie do that for us, you know.
22:43
SPEAKER_02: Oh a little pain with the pin.
22:47
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, a little prick prick, yes.
22:49
SPEAKER_03: Leave your dad out of this commodity.
22:52
SPEAKER_02: Okay, okay, sorry about that.
22:53
SPEAKER_02: I don't know what I was thinking.
22:54
SPEAKER_02: I know exactly what I was thinking.
22:56
SPEAKER_03: But so you know he is, he is.
22:59
SPEAKER_03: Oh, you have no idea, right?
23:00
SPEAKER_03: Marjorie has a good idea.
23:02
SPEAKER_03: Maybe she does have a pretty good idea, actually.
23:04
SPEAKER_03: Maybe she does.
23:05
SPEAKER_03: But Marjorie, it sounds like most of your healing is is natural based, like the lemons and the salt and the and it's just the big pens and all.
23:14
SPEAKER_03: And it's and it's oh, you see what she's doing with the hands here.
23:18
SPEAKER_03: This thing, oh let me tap on the glass here.
23:19
SPEAKER_03: Let's see, dude.
23:21
SPEAKER_03: Look what she's doing with the hands.
23:23
SPEAKER_03: Wow.
23:23
SPEAKER_03: But but I digress, Marjorie.
23:25
SPEAKER_03: Just like most of this is based in fruit or salt.
23:28
SPEAKER_03: Do you use traditional medication, the way most doctors and nurses kind of do the pills and the shots and everything?
23:35
SPEAKER_00: I guess for me, I was raised a little bit more holistic, if you get uh my drift with everything.
23:44
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
23:44
SPEAKER_00: Um I will give them uh certain medications, but like I said before, I think that everybody deserves a little pain.
23:56
SPEAKER_00: So I I try to reserve those goals for myself.
24:00
SPEAKER_03: Oh, that that makes sense.
24:02
SPEAKER_03: Who needs to be pain-free more than the health practitioners?
24:07
SPEAKER_03: Right.
24:07
SPEAKER_03: I mean, if they can't take care of themselves, it's like the old thing if you can't take care of yourself, how are you gonna take care of somebody else?
24:13
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, if you can't take care of yourself and can't keep yourself pain free, how are you gonna heal all these people?
24:18
SPEAKER_03: Makes sense.
24:19
SPEAKER_03: You should take the pills.
24:20
SPEAKER_03: Absolutely.
24:21
SPEAKER_00: The whining is a little soothing late at night when you work.
24:25
SPEAKER_00: Oh, I bet.
24:28
SPEAKER_02: How do the doctors at the hospital view what you do?
24:31
SPEAKER_02: Do they feel threatened?
24:32
SPEAKER_02: Do they feel aroused?
24:38
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, how do they respond when they when they walk in and they see you with the garden hose and your soothing voice and your patient screaming in pain?
24:49
SPEAKER_02: How how how do they feel about that?
24:53
SPEAKER_00: You know, I I'm not exactly certain because they aren't in there more than a second or two.
25:02
SPEAKER_00: And then they're like suddenly gone.
25:05
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, like they never existed at all.
25:08
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I I bet they probably look at the chart and say, Oh, you're doing good.
25:12
SPEAKER_03: Okay, see you tomorrow, and out the door.
25:15
SPEAKER_00: Once they walk in, they know that they're in good hands.
25:19
SPEAKER_00: Oh, I bet.
25:20
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, too bad they don't do like a Sadie Hawkins day thing with doctors and nurses.
25:26
SPEAKER_02: What do you what are you doing with your hands?
25:27
SPEAKER_02: Oh, you're playing the piano.
25:29
SPEAKER_03: Oh no.
25:29
SPEAKER_03: Now you're now you're doing it's like uh yeah, is it piano or it's like the the Charlie Chaplin thing with the potatoes, you know?
25:36
SPEAKER_02: And the it could be sign.
25:37
SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
25:38
SPEAKER_02: Sign.
25:38
SPEAKER_02: Oh she's got a pen.
25:40
SPEAKER_03: Oh, she's got a bic.
25:41
SPEAKER_03: Oh, look at that.
25:42
SPEAKER_03: Oh boy.
25:44
SPEAKER_03: I think she's uh I think she's self-medicating, Jeff.
25:47
SPEAKER_03: I just took the big and you know, but but I digress.
25:50
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but but you know, I was thinking they should switch roles.
25:54
SPEAKER_02: Oh Marjorie, you're not the only brilliant nurse in the world, and these doctors, it would be okay for the doctors for once to be switch roles to be the nurse and you be the doctor.
26:08
SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
26:08
SPEAKER_02: And I think you would be a an incredible doctor.
26:12
SPEAKER_00: I I've learned a lot over the last 89 years.
26:18
SPEAKER_00: Um really good.
26:22
SPEAKER_00: I really like the attitude that doctors are bred with.
26:27
SPEAKER_00: So I think I would just prefer taking care of them when they're ill.
26:32
SPEAKER_03: I bet you know some doctors that could really benefit from jalapeno enema.
26:37
SPEAKER_03: Sure.
26:37
SPEAKER_00: Many.
26:38
SPEAKER_00: In fact, many of them have.
26:40
SPEAKER_00: Ah, so you're that was cryptic.
26:43
SPEAKER_03: So you're like treating the treaters, if you will.
26:46
SPEAKER_03: You're healing the healers.
26:48
SPEAKER_03: That is so good.
26:49
SPEAKER_03: I knew we had like a local hero here, but I I had no idea it was this good.
26:53
SPEAKER_03: This is amazing.
26:54
SPEAKER_00: I've qualified for retirement so many years ago, and I bet I just keep keep coming back.
27:02
SPEAKER_00: I just live for the pain.
27:04
SPEAKER_02: Well, we are better for that, don't you think, Steve?
27:07
SPEAKER_02: I think the medical industry, the medical profession is better for you staying active, staying involved, coming up with new devices, inventing new things to use on your body.
27:19
SPEAKER_03: And I think not just the medical industry, but I think our community is better off because you didn't go away from pain.
27:28
SPEAKER_03: I mean, pain memorial is what I mean.
27:30
SPEAKER_03: But that you stayed with Pain Memorial and you're still there.
27:35
SPEAKER_03: I mean, you're 80, you've been in the industry 89 years.
27:39
SPEAKER_03: Uh yeah, you must have qualified for retirement, you know, a few times many years ago, but but you're still doing it because it's important work.
27:48
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, my hat's off to you and my and my pants.
27:52
SPEAKER_01: There you go.
27:53
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
27:54
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
27:55
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
27:58
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
27:58
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
27:58
SPEAKER_02: And and when you need a jalapeno, pino, pino, pino, jalap.
28:05
SPEAKER_02: Where where would you find that?
28:06
SPEAKER_03: Pino's more of the wine, but yeah, go ahead.
28:08
SPEAKER_02: Okay, okay, okay.
28:09
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's been great.
28:11
SPEAKER_02: Uh Marjorie, I can't tell you how thrilled I have been to interview you.
28:15
SPEAKER_02: It's been an experience.
28:18
SPEAKER_03: You two, Steve.
28:19
SPEAKER_03: It's been I knew it would be a good show, Jeff, but this has been really eye-opening in so many ways.
28:25
SPEAKER_03: I mean, I'm gonna pay more attention to my own health now, and I'm gonna I'm gonna go to Ace Hardware.
28:31
SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna get a few different garden hoses of different sizes because you know, you get different problems.
28:35
SPEAKER_03: You'd want to use one versus the other and sure get a bunch of big pens and you know, pull the the ink part out.
28:41
SPEAKER_03: I've learned so much today.
28:43
SPEAKER_02: And point to we're all a little smarter, yes, because of you, Marjorie.
28:49
SPEAKER_00: I'm planning on teaching a course on this, we'll be much sooner.
28:53
SPEAKER_03: I'm signing up.
28:54
SPEAKER_03: We want to go, we want to go to that course.
28:57
SPEAKER_03: Marge, it's just been outstanding having you here today.
29:00
SPEAKER_03: You know, I just can't can't tell you how good it's been to have Marge the nurse here.
29:04
SPEAKER_02: Me too.
29:04
SPEAKER_02: It's been great.
29:05
SPEAKER_02: You made my night.
29:06
SPEAKER_02: Thank you.
29:07
SPEAKER_02: It means so much.
29:08
SPEAKER_00: We'll see you in bed sometime.
29:11
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you might see Jeff pretty soon here.
29:13
SPEAKER_02: Okay, I might be getting sick really quickly again.
29:16
SPEAKER_03: So I'm gonna you guys, you know, figure it out.
29:18
SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna go get some uh yum kippers and a biali and uh because we are about to get kicked out of eccentric Lady Land Studios here.
29:25
SPEAKER_03: And you know, I'll pick you up a can of Yum Kippers and you know just eat them when you're done because you you probably want a snack when you're done, if you know you know what I mean, right?
29:32
SPEAKER_03: So you probably will eat a little something.
29:34
SPEAKER_03: So, but listen, Marjorie, thanks for coming in.
29:37
SPEAKER_03: And uh, Jeff, I will see you on another show.
29:40
SPEAKER_02: Sounds good.
29:41
SPEAKER_02: Thanks, Marjorie.
29:42
SPEAKER_02: Thank you.