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87. The Human Centipede (First Sequence) (2009) dir. Tom Six

Welp, here we are, folks. In the surgically scrubbed basement of a weirdly modern home deep in the woods of Germany, presumably somewhere near a dance club called Bunker. Join us as we watch the world's most upsetting PowerPoint presentation (and that's saying a lot), learn the perils of indoor swimming pools, and try to figure out the proper etiquette for when you enter a room and find a Surprise Human Centipede.

And most importantly: ALWAYS ASK FOR A WARRANT. Whether you're hiding a Human Centipede or not, ALWAYS ASK FOR A WARRANT.

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