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Trump shocks in Ireland with golf 'cheat' admission

Aug 8, 2026; Bedminster, New Jersey, USA; President Donald Trump attends the third round of the LIV Golf New York tournament at Trump National Bedminster. Mandatory Credit: Dennis Schneidler-Imagn Images

The Presidency as a Golf Alibi

The Joke Gives Away the Hierarchy

Donald Trump told an audience in Dublin that everyone around a president becomes “collateral damage” when the Secret Service acts. The crowd laughed. He then explained that surveillance by some 250 agents prevents him from cheating at golf—not that cheating would be beneath him, only that witnesses make moving the ball…

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