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75: Temptation (Hoe) Island + Sister Wives Inappropro Speculation · Reality TV Cringe

• Hi Raccoon, Hi trash pandas well, Beatrice, we are here once again year of our Lord, to talk about um Temptation Island, Hoe Island, and we have to address the hoe in the room. Oh my god, which is you? Which is the fact that not everybody likes Temptation Island? Yeah, it's primari But like, I don't want to dog the show that we're watching because I know some people like really love it. Well, you wanted us to watch it. I know you advocated for it. I was thrilled. But you have to go back like three seasons to watch it. Sh how different it was back then? Yeah, so um, we acknowledge this. Yeah, and so I just want to can I propose something to you? I'm want to propose that we just don't take this as seriously. Yeah, we just we have been you know. I take fucking notes, Beatrice. I don't think you realize that about it. She takes like pages of notes. She types them all out. Do you hear these papers? She prints them out before every episode? And I think about it. I'm thinking, like, what's something interesting about this scene that maybe I could glean that has like a higher level. And I think about Beatrix. Yeah, yeah, I'm sick. I'm sick of thinking about this show. I just feel like we need to trash on this show totally and talk mad shit about this show because until Sister Wives comes back on August twentieth, you're twenty three, I'm not. I'm not thinking about anything me neither. Honestly, I don't care about anything. I don't care fairly alive. I know. I'm just waiting for Sister Wives with Bated Brett. And we've also talked about ninety day Fiance last Resort. Oh my god, you mentioned this other day and I was like, you know, Angela is gonna be on there, right and big ed Well, is my cal gonna be on? I think so? Or is it just Angela? Because I have a feeling just Angela. It's just a why terrible plastics? She's so fucking gross to me. The thing about her plastic surgery is she hasn't gone far enough with it. She stopped forty percent in to make herself feel like with my six hundred pound life for example, right, you get somebody who loses four hundred fucking pounds, are you calling her a six D life? I'm just saying they lose four hundred pounds and then they don't get the skin surgery. You gotta go all the way. I feel like with Angela she needs to go all the way. Well, she's a chain smoker too, and that ages your skin like fucking leather. Dude, I swear, well, she needs to like do a little nip in the talk in the face, she's do a little droopy droop in the arms. She just needs to not be on my television anymore? Am I rude? No? I don't want to body shame in. Everyone's saying the same shit about Angela. Everybody but Angela. She wears how clothes. She's almost sixty years old. I know she wears who clamp. We can see everything. I mean, just like, go all the way. Then they're gonna do anything, go all the way. I guess I don't know. But ninety day fiance last resort is coming up. Angela is on it. I know you are big ed lately opposed, and so am I. Yeah, we've talked about it before, but I'm less opposed now. Y you were talking about it, You're like, well, it's a new gramise. They're all on the island together. However, they're all, all of these fucked up couples are on one island at one resort, and to be interesting, they're interacting with each other. So what's Koloney going to think of Angela? Right right? With big fucking Ed. I mean, that is kind of an interesting premise. So I'm willing to watch that and recap that. Will you guys let us know what Instagram and Padron if we should cover that. I mean, of course you guys want us to cover it, will cover it. Like with Sister Wives, I'm going to be going through that ship with a fine tooth call crying about it. Yes, I'm gonna be asking Jesus for the revelation, give me the revelation, what's happening here, Jesus, and then I'm gonna reporting back to the Racoons. It's gonna be forensic, yes, But with ninety day fiance, I feel like we should just fucking get drunk. It's just it's just silly, dude. Absolutely, yeah, we should do it, I think. So are you going to do it? Though? I will do You're already rolling your eyes. Why I am rolling my eyes because I don't want to talk about Angela. But we just won't even mention her much. I will probably mention her looks well. No, but if she's acting up, I might mention her you're gonna respond or you're going to participate. Be oh, I'm sorry. So it's your high standard. If she's abusing people on the show, then I ain't gonna be into it. Girl, somebody's got to call her out. Yeah, but TLC's gonna keep giving her money for it. That's my only problem with it. You watch it, bit, I'm gonna watch it. Watch it. You are incentivizing to you'll. I'm in the dumpster anyway, so I might as well are the dumpsters. This is part of your makeup. It's into, it's woven into You're fucking part of the board. Yeah, okay, resistance is feudal anyway, I think we should do that. Um, but temptation island. I am not being forensic anymore starting today. I fucking can't anymore. No, these people are so vapid and vacuous and without brain cells, dude, and so hoey, Oh my god, Vanessa's nipples are out. Her ass is as swamp ass. I don't need to see all that ass. I'm sure there are people who love all that ass. But Delian Beatrice over here in this fucking dumpster don't need to see that ass. Baby, No, why ain't into that ass? Look? And again I don't want to body shame. No, but if you're going to put your big ass in my face, I mean, make it look good. But Vanessa's grody to me, like she's just like her whole person lesbian sexual perspective. Ugly. No, yes, call anybody, listen. We can't be like that. Why we were literally just talking about you. I was so shocked you were saying it. I did a really was just trying to draw a compare. Okay, whatever, I can't stand for us. She's the worst. And then these last two episodes, which we're going to be talking about, she's like trying to rewrite herself. And I told you she was gonna do this. You did, Yeah, I told you. When she realized nobody wants that ass done? Did she totes? Really, you can totally tell. I'm so bad at that. I think, God, she's proud of that ass. I mean, it's it's an ass. It's there. So you're not sexually stimulated by a big as at all. Well, yeah, by a big ass, sure, but not by her big ass. Well, why, I'm just she Can we break this down? I mean, speaking of forensics, can we talk about this? So you like a big apple bottom, I like a good booty, booty, I'm an ass man, a fat bottom girl. Yeah, like you like. But you don't like this because you were calling it swampy. Yeah, because she's always wearing nothing under there, Like she's not wearing any underwear or nothing. She cannot not be wearing. She's not got being. She has not got to be wearing a thought. She's not. You can tell she's not wearing anything even un her lips are just flapping the sweat and everything in all that moisture down there. She's baking bread. I've got sour dough cooking. Did we warn you guys at a time discuss We are not taking this shit seriously anymore. She's making sour dough, Yeah, making bread. I think she's so so unappealing. She was in the hot tub with Bryce, I know, giving it all she's got, and he's just like, dude, not into you, babe. All he wants to do is hit it once and then he's gonna leave. But I don't even think he wants to hit it once, which I think he wants to hit it because he's a dude. It takes me back to my original point, which I never finished, which is that she has realized nobody wants her. She thought she was going to be a hot fucking commodity. Yeah, none of the men want her because nope. Frankly, they're scared of you because you have a rage disorder. You probably have borderline personality disorder. Not that we should die knows people, but you're such a fucking weirdo with your ass out weird, she's crazy. Nobody wants you. And so now she's changing her tactic to be a little bit more timire, a little bit more quiet, soft soft. I'm not buying it, you know, toxic cloud of toxicity. Manipulative, Yeah, super manipulative. It's just to win Rob back, just so she can berate him more and abuse him more, right, I mean genuinely, I know she's trying to lure him back in. And we see in one of the episodes, because I can't keep him together. They're all the same. It blurs. One of these episodes. He's like, I'm conflicted though, because I still have feelings for her. We've just spent seven weeks with you saying I'm over it, not luring my standards to be with her, nim, but she's embarrassing. She's fucking raged, a sort of bullshit bitch, big ass to like bitch Kissan Diz and fucking squeeze on her cakes and stuff like that. And now all of a sudden, seven weeks in, he's like, but I don't know, man, And I fucking told you that was going to happen, I wouldn't I know. I'm like, dude, come on, what about her? Is great? Is it? Because she grips onto the dick when she's fucking you, Like she said, she crosses her legs. Let's remember she said her her famous sexual position, right, she gets it from the behind and she her legs to make it tighter, gripping my gott Am. I realize I'm of a different generation, Beatrice, me too, But I'm just like, I don't need to have all of that. Am I watching porn? Yeah? Every single episode there's some dumb theme party. I know, everybody's dressed in lingerie. Great's licking some substance off somebody's as they're fucking asshole in the grackle. I'm like, I mean, I'm a com kind of a freaky freak. I mean, you're a real you have worldly experience in this way. But I'm like, I don't need to see this. I'm not into the whole softcore porn hook up culture bullshit stuff like you can make it sexy, like Maricela is kind of look she's straight as how. Yeah, I have kissed a couple of you have, oh yeah, but I am straight as hell. But Maricella is a fucking sexy um yeah, dancing up on Christiane doing that yogo, that downward facing put it in my booty. Christiane's pretty sexy too well. And even when she was making it with Paris, I was like, Okay, get it. If she wants it all, she do want it all. She wants it all. But back to Vanessa and Rob, I wouldn't be a bit surprised if she is slowly but surely manipulating him to stay with her because nobody else wants her, nobody else want At the end, he's please Rob, Please Jesus, can you hear the sound of our voice, Please Rob, at the end of this dumb show, Please don't go back with her. She's abuse, I betch I'm just gonna allegedly. I could just see her being physically oh, totally slapping him up ahead, Oh totally mean, of course, I don't know that this is all alleged. I can see it, though, but I just feel like she's a terrible person and I never want to see her again. And what show was she in before? Didn't we talk? Love Island or some shit? Um Deshaun or what's his name? Oh? That was he was on Love Island? By the way, are you watching Love Island? No? Is it good? I cannot get into it. It's super vapid again, it's boring. God, well, young people are dumb. Hella. Defense, you're twenty six. I can't believe how cool you are. I mean, and I'm gonna be twenty seven this weekend. So she's a leaby, So why don't you love her? You're awesome though, Like you have a brain, I mean's finally fully fused and to get finally yeah yeah, so get started with degrading it with alcohol and drugs, um like I did. Yeah, But you're smart, like you seem to have a really good head on your shoulder, like you have good takes on the world. I mean, these people that we see on these shows, including all of the thirty year olds, fucking Hall Caitlin, they are vapid and boring. They're not intelligent. Yeah, what are you bringing to the planet? How are you helping society? And they're still trying to like party and act like they're young and cool and I'm you're thirty five. You are the least cool person I've ever seen in my entire lib dude, so bored. If I met you at a bar and I was like back in my you know, twenties thirties and I met you at a bar, like I would, I would beat you up. I mean, you're such a beta, You're such a dope. He's so lame dough boy. And he thinks he's so hot though, because he feels like he is wrapping Michaela around her finger. And in this most recent episode, I realized what she is not into him at all? Oh, she's not. She's here for the camera's baby and making sure you can see her Titta, her big old milk. Twenty four years old. And somebody on Reddit says, looks like you've nursed five babies, five babies over the last five years. Your ties are big. I know lady, well, so she's not all that tworking and stuff. They're just hanging a block around and she's tworking all all the time. Is this really how you want to margage yourself on Bravo? I mean, Peacock, I mean you would say, is this really what you want people to say of you? She's twenty four, she doesn't know any better. No, she does not like Hall. She probably got an only fans. In my opinion, she should. I mean, this is probably why it's the run up to her only fans. Maybe it's all clout for all these people. They're all just hooking up and having fun like whatever. But it's just like, don't act like you're trying to fix your relationship or like you care about your relationship. Nobody gives a shit. Well, let's talk about Hall and Caitlin, because these two are the most boring people ever and Hall is just I can't with him at all. But in the second episode, they get messages sent to each other. Right, so, yeah, the couple sends messages. But this season we also have the singles who can send a message, which is interesting, is very interesting. But these messages were so fucking scripted Vanessa. U Yo, Vanessa, I feel like I don't want to lower my standards anymore. And I'm embarrassed by you and your big guess just flopping everywhere, Vanessa, And I hope you find everything you're looking for the end, I mean, everything was so scripted and wooden, and I'm like, what happened to the actual real messages that we used to get on TIMP data? And even Vanessa's message was hella robotic too, because she was just like, well, I hope that you find what you're looking for. I hope that you are the man that I believe you can be. Huck you whatever, bitch bit back to hauling Caitlyn. M so Hall sends Caitlyn this robotic message like, UM, I'm really learning a lot. I hope you are learning a lot too, And I'm discovering myself on a journey to learning a lot about myself. Have a great day. And Caitlyn's like, what kind of word salad? Bullshit? Did I just watch? And then here comes mikaela tits out tit's out as much as they can be out. Oh she Caitlyn to see the tits, of course, and She's like, um than for bringing Hall to the island, because I never knew how much I could love before I met Hall, and I never knew that I had a soul. May thank you so much, Caitlin for helping me to discover my soul. And Caitlyn is just watching her like this bitch, this dumb booby. Oh my god, with her big old lips or big old titty out just press the chest out and say oh. Caitlyn's like okay, bitch. But Caitlin says to the camera like wow, like Haul really said nothing to me. Yeah. Meanwhile, her message to Hall was I love you so much. You are the love of my life. She said, I know. And she's like I hope that you know you're learning more about yourself and that this will bring us back together, like super earnest versus Hall's dumb message. And so Hall's he's it in the men's villa and he immediately gets emotional. He starts to feel guilty, and he's like, I have to see Caitlin right now. First of all, just say no, we're not taking you right, But the producers are into it, so they put him in a fucking car. He goes to the women's villa, marches over to Caitlin and she sees him and she's like, oh my god, what's he gonna say? And he's like, I need to speak to you right now, And of course that's the cliffhanger. Yeah, what do we think Hal's going to say to her? Is he gonna break up with her? No? I think he loves her. I think he's gonna make it some stupid like Prince Charming thing like I love I don't think so, because he's been saying it the bonfire that he just real and he's been saying in the men's villa, I realize. I mean, I've come to the epiphany in my big, dumb cantelot brain. It's saying that she's not for me if he breaks up with her because of this, because I think he wants to go all in ball's deep with Michaela. So I think he wants to break up with her officially before he does. After her message, I feel like, why would you go over there? Why wouldn't you just hook up with me? Kalen? Then at the end be like, yeah, sorry, me and Michaela fucked, We're done. Like, what's the point of the whole theatrics to go over to Caitlin and be like, you know what, bitch, I don't like you, and I like Michaela's tits better, and I'm we're gonna break up. We're not right for each other. He came back to Caitlin. He's come back to her. He's broken up with her before, and then he comes back. I think it's to tell her that it's over. That's stupid, Okay, I don't know what's gonna I mean, I first of all, I don't care a whole lot. I don't care about him at all, opens his mouth and all here. Yeah, it's all and the big boobs because Michaela's right next to him, and they're talking about fucking baby timelines and like did you notice, by the way, when they went on their stupid date in this last episode they're talking. She's like, so, what's your timeline on children? I can't with these people, yes, And he's like, you know, I don't know. I'm flexible. I know you're you're young, and like, if you need a few years, that's fine. I'm like, wait a minute, uh huh. You won't give the same grace to Caitlin. But you're okay to do it for Tits McGee. Yeah, of course, because she's younger. It's fine. So it's not about the timeline. No, it's not about wanting a family right now. What is it about just dumping Caitlin. I don't know. This is where I'm like, I feel like he's going to come back and he's going to profess his love to Caitlin in some stupid fucking way. I really think it's going to be something, Oh, well, we're going to have to meet next week and see what I'm talk about and see or maybe it's going to be anticlimactic. Maybe it's just going to be like, oh, I liked your message to me, it was really sweet. Well, if he comes back and he says that I love you, and you know, I saw your fucking dumb message and now I'm moved and I want to be with you forever. I mean, Caitlin would be an absolute fool to take him back. I mean, but she's going to why I don't know why. Somebody explain this to me. Why was her message being like I love you so much, all you the love of my life. Come on, and she's rubbing up on Sebastian, who's catching feeling. She's also kind of flirting with Mike, who's got the AI beard, who's getting jealous and he's trying to turn her against Sebastian, but that never works. He's dumb. Yeah, I just don't understand what these two people are doing here. This couple is the most weird to me because I just feel like they go back and forth with each other, Like hal Is every episode he's talking about how he doesn't want to be with Caitlin, but he obviously has been with her for eight fucking years. He's broken up with her before because he was tired of her and wanted to fuck other pitches, and then comes back to her, So why do you keep coming back to her? Then it's obviously got to be something. So because nobody else wants him. He's a dope, he's a milktoast. He's a weak dick. What are you offering? Nothing? Money? I don't know. Because she's a professional, she's focusing on growing her career. She seems successful and doing well. Like, what do you see in this guy? They've been together for eight years? Yeah, so it could be codependents, Yeah, trauma something I don't know. She just doesn't know who she is outside of the relationship. Yeah, but she really needs to discover because there are plenty of other men that are better than that dope. I know. Let's move on now to Paris and Great I got Great, this couple. Great, I'm Paris, Yeah, Paris Is. I just it's such a dummy. She's just like a little man. She's took a little puppet, running around just chaotic all the time, making out with whoever she can make out with, constantly getting lap dances yep, but then having the goal to be like offended when she sees lying at the bonfire, Great hooking up on the FISA, It's like, what did you expect? First of all, Great cheated on your ass at the beginning, right, Okay, so you know he's a cheater. Why did you bring him on this fucking island thinking that he wasn't going to sleep with somebody else. I wanted him to prove to me that he could be the man that I wanted him to be. Like, no, I mean not the man. He just wants to get his dick wet. That is all Great wants in the world. And meanwhile, you're also making out with, in bed with taijik, and sleeping with Taiji. I don't understand the gall but both of these people Great seeing Paris hook up, Paris seeing Great hook up. They're both like I can't believe super Mad. I'm embarrassed. Why would she embarrass me like this. I'm like, you're embarrassing yourself. Out of the two of them, Great is just the biggest ding dong totally. He's so gross. Yeah, licking up on all the girls and touching their asses. It's like he's in a big porn video. And that was really funny in this last episode because he started flirting with Tammy again yep, and Nifisa was getting pissed. I know she's getting possessive, very possessive. I'm like, okay, Nafisa, But you know he has a girl, right, yeah, you know he's I don't know if they're engaged or what, but like, why are you getting mad at him for flirting with somebody when he's with somebody else and flirting with you, Like, come on, girl, right and you gave up the cookie and now you're all mad that he's going to the next chick. Like, I don't know, what you expected, honey, Like if you wanted to keep him, you gotta make him earn it, right, Yeah, and you just gave it up. And then now he's going to the next chick because that's what he does. He's a cheater right in front of you in the pool with m he doesn't care. He's just looking at what he can get. And then at the party, he tried to go for Abby. Did you see that? And he's just like, I gotta shoot my shot. Yeah, like I gotta try. I'm just having fun. Yeah, I'm just having fun. And of course Nafisa's watching and Abby's like, um no, mmm, no, I don't but you. But I don't find him attractive at all me neither. There's nothing about him that I find physically attractive, emotionally attractive, spiritually attractive. He's just a dud on every level, like hollowhead, you know, like he's there, there's nothing that he contributes to anything besides his dick. There's no conversation. Then, there's just nothing there. It doesn't give a shit at all. He's just thinking about what he can say to hook up with you. Yeah, that's it. And when he was coming on to Abby, I mean, she turned him down, but it was almost like an energetic you. Yeah, and that's how I feel about him same, And I kind of feel like you for Paris as well. Be totally isn't have any discrimination, Like you're just indiscriminately throwing your punit Taijik, who, by the way, doesn't really want you like that. No, he just wants to hit it and write it. And also, you weren't even into Taijik at the fucking beginning. You were talking about how he was boring to talk to. She has always been into Taiji physics physically, but like I'm the first date or a couple of times, like he wasn't giving her, like verbally what she wanted to hear, but she so sexually attracted to him. Yeah, and I guess he's sexually attracted to her, But I don't think that's going to last past this island. No, if she picks him at the end, she's gonna pick Great, and Great's gonna pick her. Don't you think if they do that would be so freaking stupid. They're stupid, They're so bored there existing the planet is stupid. Yeah, why are they breathing the same air as me. Why are we looking at the same moon under the same sky. You guys suck like you kids don't even know what you want. You want to commit a relationship and you don't even know how to do that. Did you just call them kids? Yes, this is what has your kids? They are that we need older people. I'm sorry, I am I just an old person because you're twenty six and you're saying this. I feel like we need people who are established in their thirty matur who have levels and layers to their fucking psyche and know how to have conversations and do some introspection. We don't need twenty three year old Paris just throwing her poon at anybody and great, just trying to fuck. It's not interesting, No, not at all. It's really stupid. Actually, But this is why maybe we should watch The Big d Maybe we should talk about it. I mean, it doesn't have to be anything crazy, but it's married couples and they're all older and they're all divorced. Maybe we should have been watching that. Maybe we should it's maybe we should do that next after this is done, okay, and talk about it, because I mean, hey, maybe there's gonna be some layers in there, because it's like divorced couples hooking up with other people and the divorced couples get jealous and shit, and they're all older. It looks like, I mean, the premise itself is very intriguing. Yeah, maybe we should check it out. Maybe we should. There is a Temptation Island subreddit on Reddit that is not dead. But I mean the people who are talking about how Hall sucks, et cetera. Yeah, but they are also doubling up with the Big d or whatever he killed and they seem to like it. Mmm. Maybe there's more layers substance. Maybe. Okay, then we have Christopher and Maricella. And when somebody said on Reddit, how come every time Christopher speaks it's like he's trying to recite poetry? Oh my god, I know he thinks he's so intellectual, so eloquent, so deep deep baby. I'm just like, I love being challenged. Should make my dick so hard because like, you can really talk to me, baby. Why God did you see him fucking that chick? Though At the end of the last episode with his jackhammer, we'll see the one jackhammering something with jack hammering from the from behind, and I was so uncomfortable I had I was like, WHOA, don't you guys know there's a camera. Don't you guys know that there are raccoons with their beady little eyes peeking out from the dumpster watching you jackhammer Alexius from come on, Alexeius, don't you have a mama? What is your mom? What? Did you have a grandma? Marius? These people well, and this was all after he saw what Marisella did at the bonfire, right when she was hooking up with Christian, which she says, by the way, that that they haven't had sex, but she'd been asked out titties out in the bank. I don't believe her. Yeah, they're fucking of course for sure. And this is all after that He's like, we're done. I'm done with Marisella. He's not done with her, No, he's not at all. She's so bad. She is a baddie. Yes, she's a hotti as shorty batty. Yes, chrispher you wish you were done with Marisella. I think it really hurt his ego to watch her cheat on him. And let's remember Christopher cheated on her first first YEP, Christopher cheat on her first and probably never concedes a little world where Marisella would get hers with another dude, maybe another woman, right because she's bisexual, and he's like, okay, I get it, but another dude as hot as Christiane and objectively Christiane's very good looking, plus his accent, Oh yeah, totally. And I wonder if he's okay with her being bisexual. I wonder if he's like, this is the fucking jackpot, because to me, I'm like, a dude would love a Maricella, like a Marisella who wants a woman to hook up with every now and then and they can have three sims of ship. Most dudes would be into My husband would never be in well, not yours. Well, but I don't know. Isn't he kind of a normal, average kind of a dude, Like, wouldn't most guys be like, I'm not so sure about that? Or do you think most guys would be super down if they guide it too? I think all men would. I think most men would be into that she really Yeah, if they could hit it too, yeah, well, if they were just even they could watch really, I think yeah, Oh my god, one of the first girls I ever hooked up with was with a boy with one of my guy friends, tell me more. And he's talking about he was okay with us hooking up on the side because he's like, well, first of all, you're a girl, so it doesn't threaten me or anything. But second of all, I think it's kind of cool. Okay, most men are like kind of into that show. I don't know Beatrice on the Instagram by the way, we didn't even mention Instagram and or disclaimer by the way, we're vulgard, so if you're not into it, maybe don't listen. That's our disclaimer. Also, we have an Instagram. You can DM Beatrice some shit at reality TV cringe and we have a patron Yeah, like what about your husband's rack or if you are a husband raccoon, would you be okay with your wife hooking up with the chick? I don't know. I'm on Reddit and I'm on relationship advice. Yeah, And I often see guys say, like, my girlfriend hooked up with the chick at the club and it's cheating. I'm I'm gonna dumper. Well, it's cheating, yeah, if you're lying about it. But I feel like if you had an agreement. You came into the relationship like Maricela does and be like, look, I also have a thing for a while, I love to eat the buck books. Yeah, would you be okay with us having threesomes every now and then? I mean Jeffrey Star people like Jeffrey Starr exist where he's hooking up with people and having orgies and shit, and like people are into that, and there are. I would say, you're probably like an average person and so like, if you're not into it, I think a lot of people wouldn't be into it personally. But maybe I'm a monogamous though. Yeah, I think there's a trend of people being more polyamorous nowadays, of like having open relationships and things like that, and not saying that I agree with that or I think that's I just don't feel like sustainable. It's not okay in my opinion, But I feel like there's people that are into it. So when Maricella and Christopher get married in an alternate universe and she has a baby, like, he's still going to be okay with her hooking up with other women? No, you mean Christian? No Maricella and Christopher or Christian? Would Christian be okay with her hooking up with other women after they have a baby in a house and a white picket fans. I don't know. I don't know. Maybe there's swingers and stuff, there's freaking If it's not okay to me, it's probably not okay to everybody else. No, I don't know what. So Christopher seems really shocked and surprised, Yeah, that Maricella would actually do this, and you can really see how much control has played a role in this relationship. Yes, remember Christopher on that first night at the singles mixer, He's like, you should stop drinking. You're acting chaotic, and she's like, I haven't had anything to drink. He's like, put it down, don't drink. Like he's very fucking controlling. He's a dick, and so you see him in this experiment where he has no control and he doesn't know what the fuck to do. I will say though, that I was surprised that he really didn't fuck around until he saw that she was sucking around, Like he was trying a little bit to be working up on Abby's poon and stuff, and he was still saying, my dick is really hard because you were an intellectual twenty four year old right, who knows how to talk to me at thirty whatever. But I feel like he was holding back. Yeah, he wasn't in bed with another chick, right, And how he saw Maricella and that I think blew his mind totally that she would cheat on him, or that she would do this and so easily, and like she's so happy about it. Yeah, she's like, I found myself. I'm relieved to see him at the bonfire with this other chick finding somebody who's good enough for him. I'm glad you found somebody that meets your needs because that wasn't me. Yep, She's like, and I'm relieved and I'm happy. I love it for her. Queen shit, I'm just like, get it, girl, I don't care if you guys don't end up together at the end. You and Christian not like you know, live it up, find your power. Hopefully you can find a dude who's into the fact that you're bast the actual and you want a sister why, and you can get out of fucking Christopher's controlling grip. Yeah, Christopher is not going to want to leave the island with Alexius because Christopher is in love with Marcella. I know that's the moment that I'm That's the payoff for me, probably the only couple and maybe Rob and Vanessa if Rob can keep it together. The payoff for me is Christopher saying I want you, I love you. I know we made mistakes while we were on the island, but I want to leave here with you, and Marcella saying no. Oh my god. I hope she says no please, But you know, I have a feeling that she's going to say no for TV and then get back together with him. Well, because he's controlling, and I feel like he'll probably still try contacting her and try to like get with her and try to apologize and all of this bullshit, all the manipulative tactics ut Vanessa's doing with Rob, I feel like he will do with Maricella. But he's a little bit I don't know. He gives me kind of scary vibes a little well. He's very punitive because like when they were supposed to send video messages, he didn't even send her a message. I know he's punishing her. He is for what he is seen at the bonfires. Yeah, but she did send the message, right stupid mean girl shit when thank you for sending Christopher that's a great person, blah blah blah, And Marcella's like whatever, I'm cool with that, that's fine. And Marcella was looking hot and her message to him was just like I hope you're happy, like I hope you're finding It was a breakup message. It was it's like, you know, I'm really happy for you that you're experiencing what you're experiencing. I'm really discovering myself and I wish you well. And I'm like, yes, yea queen, queen shit, And it's hurting his egos so fucking bad, and I love to see it. I love to see it as well. Did you see great and Nafissa banging in the truck? Yes? And in the shower. Something about his face is so kickable. I mean he's got his hand up against the window, steaming up the truck and I'm just like, oh my god, call down you big oh so girl, big Frankenstein. Dude can't with him and the FISA is pretty I'm like, girl, you deserve waves better. Dude, like, are you putting yourself through this? Is it just for the cloud and the clicks and the ig for the gram. He cannot be that appealing to straight women. I look at dudes. I can seek guys and I think they're handsome and six baby. Nothing about him, nothing, And he's not smart. I don't know how. He's an engineer. Maybe an engineer. Yeah, he's an engineer. He's an engineer, bitch. Yes, yes, he's twenty five years old and he's an engineer, which is great. So he's got a good career trajectory. But he's so dumb. Oh god, get it. I could not even picture that. Is he engineering the ice cream machine at McDonald's. What are you engineering? My guy? Because this is wild to me. He's dumb. He is so dumb, sounds frustrated. If you're sexy and you're in a truck, I'm down, sure, I mean i'm watching. Yeah, maybe I'm a little scandalized turning away, but I'm looking out of this corner of my eye. I'm like, okay, But if you're not sexy and you're dumb, I don't want to and you're a hypocrite and you cheated before. I can't stand it. No, I can't stand him at all. Pair saying great next to halland Caitlyn are like the least interesting couples. It's really just they're really giving, yeah, and Robin. Marisela is one hundred percent giving dimension. And the thing is they don't really even feature her a lot. They don't. They show her like being sexy on her bowlers skates, doing her downward face up on Christian Oh my god. Yeah, but they don't really spend a lot of time having her talk about her feelings. Maybe she just doesn't do it. Vanessa does yea, And Caitlyn is with Sebastian, and Paris is just a puppet. I don't care. Yeah, I can't hear anything, but you really don't hear Marisela. But you can tell she's got dimension totally. And I believe her when she says that she's figuring out who she is and she's really throwing herself into this experience and she's really experimenting without having sex. Mm. She's the most interesting to me. So that's what I'm invested in. And so Temptation Island, the last episode is you said on August thirtieth, Yeah, We've got four more episodes there for Jesus Christ. So is there like a big ending thing like in ultimatum and stuff where like they need a bonfire. Oh so all the couples know each couple Okay, sits down at the bonfire with Mark, okay, and they make a decision that they're either going to leave together, leave alone, or leave with a new partner like Hall with MICHAELA. Yeah, Rob with does and all that cake her booty cake. Yeah, but I mean she sticks it out. She's pretty though, I don't know. I think she's prettier than fucking Vanessa. Oh my god. Yes, But if he leaves with Vanessa, I'm gonna be so. He's twenty four, she's a narcissist. He's in a legitimate abusive relationship. He's going to get on that bench and she's going to manipulate him totally. But if he can stand up to her and get his shit together and keep with everything he's been saying, then it might be awesome. That'd be so great. Break her heart on TV. Please please her back to New York, yes, or wherever she's from. Send her back with some humility. Put that ass away girl off for real. And those nipples did you see her in that dress with her big old nipples out? You can see her nipples and her ariolas just out. And women have ariolas, Beatrice, I know, I'm just saying, what do you mean Normally they blur that shit out, but they're big. Yeah, like pancake. But yeah, they're pretty big. I'm not body shaming. I'm just saying, you are there, you are. They were on her body shame. I say, you a picture that don't count. Said for a picture while you were away in Iowa. I was watching it. I'm like, look at her nipples. Normally they blur that shit out, even a botch. They blow out the nipples for fucking breast reconstructions. So when nipples aren't erect right and we're not being stimulated, they're bigger. Yeah, but you're saying they're just like super big. It was just out and about and I just was like, why, I mean, can't you just somebody who loves the female form and likes to eat the box. I just don't like Vanessa's family. For her, if she were a nice person, if she had integrity, if she treated people with respect, would you like the booty? No? No, there's no way out. Okay, the raccoons today we learn, you know, I just can't you tell her? I get it. I just she's an odious, nefarious person. I just can't. I sneer when she comes on my television. I stand in judgment. Baby, I judge her so hard every time I see her. And she was in that twelve year relationship he's a marriage, yeah, marriage of your marriage, where she was just dog walking her husband, controlling him, super toxic and just feels like this is the way it's going to be with every man. No, until she meets that one man who's gonna be like no, which is Bryce. Kind of Bryce is young, he's twenty four years old. Is twenty four, and he's twenty four years old. Remember, she only goes for the young one. She was talking about, Oh my god, you're that young? Really not again, she's attracted to him, but he's he does not know how to say no to her. I know, what is it about her? She's aggressive, dude, She's overwhelming, she's mean. She brings male energy. When males are confronted by women with aggressive male energy, they're just like, I can't step to that as a male would to deal with that because she's a woman, and so they're just like, let me just walk away. Let me not be in a conflict with her, because I don't want to get into some situation because can you imagine her popping off if some one of these men said something to her like that's true with your big ass that's always talking, she would get so crazy. Yeah, and that would be a bad situation for a man to be in. So that's true. They look away girl. Gryce never looks at her. Bryce is always looking away. Yeah, he does not look at her in the phase at all ever, yea, because he doesn't actually care. No, he just I don't even think he wants to hit it like you do. He was grabbing her ass cheeks and holding them up close and just caressive, loving it into his hands. I just feel like he wants to do it for the gram. He wants to get follows, and then he wants to pivot. I just don't think he could possibly be into her. I wonder if they'll hook up. That would be kind of funny though, to see her. She doesn't hook up with anybody because she's just Scuzmo. She's de Lulu and di Scuzmo Suzmo. Way all right, Well, it seems to be about all we need to talk about listen. We realize that this show is not just I don't think there's a lot of raccoons out there that are actually watching this. Well, thank you guys for listening anyway. I know you guys are just listening because you like us, and that's what's that's great. I mean, hello, and I think we need to just deal with this show like we did here to be just want to talk about about how ridiculous everybody it's talk about everybody's ridiculous, and let's just deal with it in that way, because again, we are serious about sister wise. Yeah, all we care about is Cody Brown. Is that a perm Yeah? Oh totally yeah, it would be a perm is putting himself in a salon chair what every six to eight weeks and getting a fucking spiral perm. Well his her tight curls, and my mom gets the same. She gets a perm and she'll get the really tight curls and it's always like a six hour thing. But it's like one's every six months to a year, So it's not like super of gotten if you get it right. All right, I don't get perms, so I don't know. Yeah, so okay, but he's meticulously curling his fucking Shirley Temple hair. Yes, and he's probably on steroids and or testosterone, right, because he's got to be on testosterone or something. He's got a young, beautiful wife in Robin, so he's got to be given her the D baby, she wants the D. Maybe he's taken some sealis, probably taking sealis. He's probably taken to I was being facetious about Robin probably taking to stosterone. He's angry, he's is he closeted gay? I could see it, dude, I could see. So you're gay? Right? Yeah? I didn't. I didn't mean to out you right now. I know I shouldn't have said that. You shouldn't have said my secret like Maricela. But I mean, so, can you be gay, a gay guy and have a lot of kids? Yeah, okay, I'm sorry, I'm Lanka Boomer. No, you totally can. The gay men that have marriages for decades because they are so deeply afraid of coming out and being their true selves and they're probably doing the glory whole shit or going to back houses and stuff on the side, you know. And Mormon culture too, Yeah, they believe in gays, but they don't believe in acting on it. Right, So there are gay men. There was actually a whole as series on TLC back in the day where it was all about Mormons, and I can't remember the name of it right now, but I'll find it. Mormon men who are gay, who know that they're homosexual actively admit it, admitted to their wise, admitted to their priests, but they are married to straight women and they do not act on their homosexuality. Allegedly there's a higher level of like sacrifice and suffering. Yeah, well, like they know that their intellectual kingdom and planet. It's just not acting on the sin. Are they hoping that when they die and get their own planet, it's a game planet. Probably a gay planet. Don't gay guys on that planet? Well? Yeah, I was reading on the reddits on the Sister Wife subpreddit and people were talking about how Cody's dad, Win was very a harsh personality. Well yeah, R Cody was flamboyantly somewhat effeminate like all his high school of his high school friends have said that Win would have probably been very hard on him because of it, which would have caused him to go out and become a you know, polygamus. Ultimately and have a lot of babies to prove that he's not gay because his father, the archetype of the father disapproving of the son, caused him to do that. But wouldn't it be an interesting arc if, like in his fifties slash sixties, he comes out as a fully gay man. I would love that because maybe you would actually be happy. Maybe you're such a terrible fucking person because you were hiding and denying this part of yourself, this integral part of yourself, and having to put on this facade with four fucking marriages and all of these kids, and all you want to do is just suck a dick. Oh my god, I know, is it unseemly to discuss sexual orientations and what I mean? They put themselves together and obviously I know you are so you want to do anything, But I mean they've also addressed it on the show. Yeah, so, I mean, I feel like we can talk about it, But I mean I wouldn't. I can see a world where Cody Browns are the very least biosexuals. Is a bisexual person. He's a bisexual, Yeah, I mean I want for him to be his full self because he's so fucking angry, And I'm like, what are you angry about? You're really angry that these wives who adored you and were so loyal to you just wanted to have a sexual relationship with you and got upset because you were neglecting them and their children. Like that's why you're so mad, because they loved you that much, Right, there's something else going on. The only thing that would make me hesitant to say that he is a full on homo is that good Jesus, don't castle us? Is that he and Robin are infatuated with each other and like she became his favorite wife. And I'm like, okay, why though, because I was also have a manly jaw. Sorry, sorry I do that out. Real people make dumb jokes really pretty Yeah, well what was I going to say to that when you were talking about Robin and something about him? Like, oh, I was reading on the Separdits and it was about Mary and cheating and somebody had posed the question like do you think that Mary's catfishing thing was cheating? And a lot of the comments were like, well, yes, but also no, because Cody cut off intimacy with Mary for over a decade, So like apparently, so I told you they hadn't been having sex. So at this point when we were watching in these earlier seasons, we just finished season three, he is probably only hooking up with Mary, Christine sometimes very seldom, and then Robin, because I'm sure he's not hooking up with Janelle. And Janelle probably was the first one he cut off intimate contact with, and she was fine with it. She's probably been the first one that's only been fine with it. So then at some point then it's Mary gets cut off, and Mary deals with it, because we see later in the season that she just takes whatever fucking Cody gives her. And then by season seventeen that's when he cuts off all contact with intimate contact with Christine. So but I'm just like why, though, Like, is he just working himself up to have sex with these women because he feels like he has to to put on? Yeah? So I think then why is Robin his favorite? Because he maybe prefers her sexually? Huh Okay, so maybe she gives great customer service as it were, so he prefers her sexually, and he was already out of the sexual business with Janelle and with Mary, so he just had Christine, and he just kind of tapered off with Christine and she kept forcing him to marriage counseling as a result. Yeah, because she wasn't getting enough affection. By season seventeen, I think they haven't been having sex for quite some time, and so he either sexually prefers Robin or he doesn't prefer women. Yeah, and maybe he's having sex with Robin. Maybe he's not. I mean, she seems very straight to me, and she seems very into him, and they seem like their soulmates. So I'm just like, I mean, but I think there is a world where like a bisexual person is in a relationship with someone they love. Look that's true. Look I mean look at Alex and Alexon Mole. Yeah, so he loves her, but he's also still got his proclivities. I am sure, So sure, Carl, I don't know. I don't flu with so I just know that I can't wait for the new season, which is what started us on this ten. Yeah, because there's so much going on here and I'm going to get my fucking monocle out with my yea and I'm a good eye, my third eye. Yeah, I'm gonna be watching everything that's happening. But as for Temptation Island, fuck this shit. We're just gonna have fun on Monday's slash Tuesdays, depending on whether you're a patron. We're just gonna have fun, talk funck shit ho shit. Yeah. And ninety Day Fiance the Last Last Sort on the fourteenth. Yeah, and Sister Wives Season eighteen on the twentieth. Now, are we coming back this week because we had talked about doing rewinds. Yeah, and what we determined raccoons, everybody come close, close, and we're going to have a meeting, right. Um, we've decided that we are not going to do our Sister Wives rewind which is normally our Wednesday or Thursday episode, because we don't want to do two Sister Wives episodes a week. That seems like a lot. Yeah, Plus plathfills coming probably October or November. My mouth to God, Zeres hold my mouth. And so we're creating space and energy and a sacred chamber for that for October and November. And so we're gonna probably pick up back with the rewinds in the off season. Yeah, that makes more sense. Yeah, yeah, I think so it will be better anyway, because why would we start season four and then cut it a stop, right, Yeah, So for the next couple of weeks until ninety day Fiance Last Resort, You're just gonna come back midweek and do gossip, Sister Wives gossip. We want to talk about Kate Goslin a little bit. I have to say. I'm like, you still have to watch the Vice documentary. I know, but I want to. I'm already triggered. I'm triggered ahead of watching it. It's really good and I saw all the shit Kate Gosslin said and the clip and the press and then on the Instagram. She's a big old fill upset about it. But I will watch it before we start talking about it. But there is just we can just have conversations, yeah, about Sister Wives leading up to season eighteen eighteen bitch. Yes, So we will continue with two episodes a week, Is that right, Beatrice. Yeah, there's a bird in my husband's current book that he's listening to named Bekatris. Oh my god, it's mean. I thought it was really cute. It's cute anyway, So we'll have two episodes a week continuing, But for the next couple of weeks, we're just gonna be talking mad shit, but we really want you to stay with us. Yeah, and we want to remind you bitches that we're going to start releasing video content. We're going to be recording our pod. Yeah, we're gonna put that shit on YouTube. We don't know in what form, but we'll get there. We're also going to be doing some reactions, probably to Sister Wives. That's going to be Patreon only. Yes, and we're going to roll this out in the next few weeks. We will keep you apprized of that, but you want to be a part of it because first and foremost, it's us on camera. Second, it's just like more cool content that we're creating for you. Yeah, we're going to be recording our live reactions to the episodes of Sister Wives. Yeah, and I'm gonna see oh yeah, we are uncensored when we watch this ship. You guys don't even realize. I don't think go to the pod. Yeah, it's totally different. But when we're actually watching the ship, I'm we're both crazy. I'm getting up, yeah, jumping around. Yeah, and I've got shit to say in process. Yeah, that's stuff we probably can't put on YouTube because you know, we can't swear as much on YouTube. No, I am not about to sit for three hours bleeping your ass. You are. I think I swear a lot. I swear a lot, wear a lot, girl, I know, and YouTube don't play that? No, I know. Are we gonna have to go on fucking right wing rumble with fucking Stephen Crowder and Alex job So you're gonna have to tone it down? Bitch, listen. I ain't censor myself. Kind shit bit what pussy wow? Um? Yeah, but we are a lot coming up. Yeah, we do, all right. I feel like we're done. Yeah, I think we're done too. Okay, we'll see you guys later in this week, so stay tuned for that. We'll be back next Monday to talk about Damptation Island again again. We'll make it fun, don't worry, and until then, be interest. Do we have anything else that we need to say to this beautiful revel Well, if you really love our podcast, I hope that you need us say five art nothing less, five you on your favorite podcast platform, please and thank you, Thank you so much, and until next time,