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Johnjay's Doctor clearly isn't listening... · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: This woman textes, my husband is in the FBI and
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  Speaker 1: is working that missing lady case in Tucson.
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  Speaker 2: But you didn't hear anything from me, she's anything. We
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  Speaker 2: didn't hear anything from him.
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  Speaker 3: Correct, he did not, and she deals in facts and
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  Speaker 3: facts only in fact.
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  Speaker 1: Jennifer on the line, he's got a dating story because
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  Speaker 1: we're talking about dating. Horrible, horrible first day story, right,
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  Speaker 1: she has one, and she said Tucson, Hi, Jennifer, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: good morning. And I asked, Jennifer, can you drive by
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  Speaker 1: the house.
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  Speaker 2: Have you be our reporter? And you said, you said
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  Speaker 2: arresting people.
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  Speaker 4: If you drive by, Nancy will arrest you. You will
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  Speaker 4: be arrested if you even come close or tried.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, that's weird because I saw that guy who was
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  Speaker 1: in the news yesterday. He was delivering pisa to the
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  Speaker 1: wrong house.
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  Speaker 4: Did they arrest him, Yes, he was taken in for
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  Speaker 4: he was detained by the Sheriff's department, which is not
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  Speaker 4: a fun place. You know, you don't want to be there.
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  Speaker 4: And he was taken in for question.
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  Speaker 2: No, you're thinking the other guy.
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  Speaker 1: There was another guy, Carlos is the guy Rio Rico.
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  Speaker 1: He got arrested, but or not arrested, detained, and then
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  Speaker 1: they let them go. But there was another guy that
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  Speaker 1: was just delivering pizza, but he went to the wrong house.
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  Speaker 2: I heard it was for the news people on the street.
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  Speaker 1: That's what the pizza was for. But he walked up
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  Speaker 1: to the You could see him. He's walking up like
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  Speaker 1: innotantly with pizza.
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  Speaker 2: But anyway, who knows what crime scene.
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  Speaker 5: I know you can't just go to a crime scene.
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  Speaker 5: So you have to understand they're trying to keep it
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  Speaker 5: as pure as possible, and they can't do that if
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  Speaker 5: people are driving by and getting in the way of it.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 1: I have a friend of mine. I don't know if
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  Speaker 1: I'm allowed to say this or not in the news world.
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  Speaker 1: And they walked up to the house a couple of
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  Speaker 1: days ago with a camera and filmed through the window
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  Speaker 1: and filmed on the like the welcome mat and the
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  Speaker 1: welcome mats covered in blood, and she filmed it sent
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  Speaker 1: it to me and there was no one stopped her,
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  Speaker 1: and I was like, what's that.
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  Speaker 2: I remember like.
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  Speaker 5: Right afterwards, it's like they searched the house and then
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  Speaker 5: it was like kind of like they weren't dealing with
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  Speaker 5: the house. And then they went back and it was
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  Speaker 5: like the septic tank and then camera advice.
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  Speaker 2: It was days later.
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  Speaker 1: So anyway, Jennifer is not a reporter on the scene
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  Speaker 1: for that, she's known about a terrible first date.
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  Speaker 2: Am I right?
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  Speaker 4: Yes, you are.
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  Speaker 2: Play your cards right, Jennifer. You might get tickets to
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  Speaker 2: see Wuthering Heights.
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  Speaker 4: Ooh, how exciting.
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  Speaker 2: Play your cards.
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  Speaker 1: Definitely play your cards right, Okay, go ahead, Okay.
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  Speaker 4: A few years ago, just a few years ago, I
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  Speaker 4: went decided to do match dot com and my girlfriend
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  Speaker 4: was over. We're like, okay, let's try this. It might
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  Speaker 4: be fun. Then I felt uncomfortable, so I took my
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  Speaker 4: profile down. Then I put it back up, and I
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  Speaker 4: ended up going on a date with someone. So we
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  Speaker 4: went out to lunch at an Italian place. And I
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  Speaker 4: was teaching at the time and he was in publishing.
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  Speaker 4: So I agreed to go to lunch to this Italian place.
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  Speaker 4: We are sitting there eating, it's a lot of fun.
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  Speaker 4: We're laughing, great banter, great conversation, and apparently he is
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  Speaker 4: comfortable enough and he says to me, I want to
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  Speaker 4: show you something, and I said, okay, you know. He
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  Speaker 4: hands me the square piece of paper. Let's folded up.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, this thing did not feel like paper. It
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  Speaker 4: felt like fabric. It was so soft. I opened it
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  Speaker 4: up and it's the initial profile I put up on
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  Speaker 4: maps dot com. He printed it out. Why is it
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  Speaker 4: creepy that he's carrying my first profile picture around like
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  Speaker 4: in his pocket?
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  Speaker 2: Well he carried I'm sure. I'm sure he was carrying
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  Speaker 2: it to show you on the date. Right, he was like, like.
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  Speaker 4: You sattered in stained and used.
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  Speaker 3: It was not fresh, okay fresh, So he must have
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  Speaker 3: saw it had a crush and you're like, that's my
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  Speaker 3: ideal girl, and printed it up and then finally got
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  Speaker 3: a date on you and he was showing to you
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  Speaker 3: like isn't this great We're finally meeting. But you look
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  Speaker 3: at it like okay stalker.
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  Speaker 4: Right, Well yeah, because he took the first profile I
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  Speaker 4: put up. Then I put up I want to reactivated
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  Speaker 4: with different pictures. So that was like the initial one
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  Speaker 4: and he's been carrying it around for a long time.
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  Speaker 2: I gotta tell you, Jennifer, I don't know if you're
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  Speaker 2: playing your cards right.
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  Speaker 4: I think I am immediately, I mean, but why is
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  Speaker 4: it so tattered? Oh my god? Something I think it's
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  Speaker 4: increased and recreased one hundred times over.
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  Speaker 1: You must have put some little what do you call
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  Speaker 1: those pictures up there? Those t h O T pictures?
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  Speaker 1: No third trap pictures?
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  Speaker 6: Is that?
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  Speaker 1: What was?
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  Speaker 2: Jef?
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  Speaker 4: I'm a picture. I won't even go on a dating
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  Speaker 4: site now. Oh I am not well and I love
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  Speaker 4: being well. Okay, I'm dating, but I just don't want
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  Speaker 4: to date one person.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, there yours. How about we give you a payer
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  Speaker 1: of tickets to go see Wuthering Heights.
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  Speaker 2: She played her cards right, I played your cards right?
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  Speaker 4: Of that a wonderful night.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, hold on the line.
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  Speaker 1: You get tickets to Wandering Heights in theaters Friday. It's
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  Speaker 1: also an imax. It stars Margot Robbie and Jacoblore. You're
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  Speaker 1: a teacher. Do you know the book?
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  Speaker 4: Yes?
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  Speaker 2: I do.
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  Speaker 4: I had to read it for my masters.
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  Speaker 2: Who wrote the book. Oh you are teacher.
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  Speaker 4: You better write your papers right?
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  Speaker 2: Oh god? No, all right, Jennifer, hold on, We'll set
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  Speaker 2: Jeff with those tickets.
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  Speaker 4: Hold on, okay, thank you.
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  Speaker 2: Man.
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  Speaker 1: I went to I went and did this blood cleaning
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  Speaker 1: on Sunday, normal Sunday.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, what is that they take?
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  Speaker 1: They take out your blood, they clean it the toxins
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  Speaker 1: and then they put it back in it, put ozone
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  Speaker 1: in it, and they take out your blood and it's
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  Speaker 1: like dark red and they and it's it's bright red.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know all of it. Maybe I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: It takes like an hour and a half. But what happened.
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  Speaker 1: So yesterday I started to feel a little not bless you.
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  Speaker 1: I started to feeling not so great, right, And then
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  Speaker 1: the vibe I got from everybody like and I went
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  Speaker 1: to the gym, all these people same things.
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  Speaker 2: They say it was allergies.
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  Speaker 1: And they said that the Pallen count right now here
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  Speaker 1: is the highest it's ever been. Something going on, right,
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  Speaker 1: So all these people have allergies. I don't know if
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  Speaker 1: you know anyone like that. A lot of people complaining
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  Speaker 1: and all the symptoms of allergies is what I have.
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  Speaker 1: And then I text my doctor and I'm like, hey,
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  Speaker 1: I think I got is there what alergie pills should
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  Speaker 1: I take?
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  Speaker 2: And she said, you did EBU on Sunday.
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  Speaker 1: You eliminated your whatever fights your antibio system.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah whatever, and she goes, so you probably have a virus.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, well, it also fits with EBU and
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  Speaker 1: also fits with allergies, and I feel like it's allergies.
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  Speaker 2: So you think your doctor's wrong because there's just a text.
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  Speaker 2: She didn't she didn't come look at me.
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  Speaker 4: That shouldn't surprise us.
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  Speaker 3: No, but so John Jay goes to see a doctor
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  Speaker 3: every day. It works out at the doctor's office. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: just in case something happens. Well, you work out yesterday.
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  Speaker 3: The doc says, you probably you know, since you replaced
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  Speaker 3: all of your blood with you know, cleaned blood, your
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  Speaker 3: defenses were down, so you probably caught a little something.
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  Speaker 3: You're like, Nope, it's pollen. It's like other people have
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  Speaker 3: told me, it's pollowed, like a regular.
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  Speaker 2: People who didn't go to medical school.
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  Speaker 1: I was in the gym with people that exact same
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  Speaker 1: symptoms of me, and I said to them, I go,
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  Speaker 1: did you get your blood clean? Someday they're like what,
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  Speaker 1: I go, you have the same symptoms me.
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  Speaker 2: Did you get your blood clean? And he's like, no,
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  Speaker 2: it's allergies. Like that's what I think.
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  Speaker 3: I sure doctor ever said to you, you know, don't
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  Speaker 3: do so much stuff to make yourself feel better.
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  Speaker 1: I had consider all my vitamins I was taking. She
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  Speaker 1: told me to take less than that. Hey, Ken good morning.
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  Speaker 1: What's up you had you bumped into a celebrity?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, good morning Kevin Hart.
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  Speaker 2: Oh wait? Where?
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  Speaker 7: So he had a he had an event on Airbnb.
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  Speaker 7: It was like a golden ticket type event where you
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  Speaker 7: would submit like, uh, you know, a paragraph why you
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  Speaker 7: want to meet him, and he it was only like
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  Speaker 7: limited to twenty five or three people. He has a
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  Speaker 7: club down in Hollywood, you know, he has his own
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  Speaker 7: tequila company and like a little a little venue type
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  Speaker 7: place with a stage where he does stand up comedy.
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  Speaker 7: And so anyway, I got selected and I went down
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  Speaker 7: there and I met him and he's super cool, really
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  Speaker 7: nice guy. He wanted to give back to his fans,
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  Speaker 7: you know, do something, you know, nice for his fans.
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  Speaker 7: And so that's how I met him, and really nice guy.
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  Speaker 2: What's seeing you in right now? Ken?
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  Speaker 7: Right now? I'm in twenty nine Palms, California. I'm from Tucson,
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  Speaker 7: Arizona born and raised. I used to listen to you
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  Speaker 7: guys all the way back from high school.
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  Speaker 2: So thanks brother, thanks for listening. Yeah, thanks, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: thanks for calling in.
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  Speaker 7: So Hey, funny story though with Kevin Hart real quick.
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  Speaker 7: I gave him so I bought a pair of Trump
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  Speaker 7: sneakers when they first came out, like in twenty you know,
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  Speaker 7: twenty four, and I got the wrong size. Yeah, and
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  Speaker 7: they were like, you know, I'm back order and everything,
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  Speaker 7: and and I accidentally got got a women's size eleven
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  Speaker 7: instead of a men's and so they were at nine
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  Speaker 7: and men's and so I googled what what his shoe
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  Speaker 7: size was, and he's a nine because he's you know,
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  Speaker 7: he's a short guy. So I gave him the Trump
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  Speaker 7: sneakers and he really appreciated that. He's like, you know,
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  Speaker 7: it wasn't political or anything, but I was like, hey, man,
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  Speaker 7: I got the wrong size.
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  Speaker 3: And he was like, you know, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, So you really appreciated that anyway.
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  Speaker 2: You know, He's like thank you. Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: He was like, hey, how much were these? And I'm like, yeah,
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  Speaker 7: they're like, you know, two hundred and fifty bucks now
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  Speaker 7: a big deal. He's like, man, thank you so much.
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  Speaker 7: So but he's a really really nice guy, family guy,
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  Speaker 7: and just a really good guy.
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  Speaker 4: You know.
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  Speaker 7: So Kevin Hart's a good guy.
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  Speaker 2: Man, Mark good Mory, you're on the air.
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  Speaker 7: Hey, I just want to say we ran into a
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  Speaker 7: huge celebrity at an Arizona Cardinals game. We saw him
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  Speaker 7: at the casinos, except Olie Eate was the Devia eggs.
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  Speaker 2: His name was John Jays. That is accurate.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I can see him pile driving some deviled eggs
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  Speaker 3: at a football game. Oh yeah, it could have been
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  Speaker 3: like scoring like crazy. You'd be like, you guys, try
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  Speaker 3: the Devil's eggs these areas.
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  Speaker 2: You're hilarious. You're hilarious. Thanks, thanks for listening, dude. Thanks
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  Speaker 2: for it was a big deal.
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  Speaker 4: It was a big deal for our casita to see them.
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  Speaker 2: All right, have a great day, bro, Thanks for calling in. Nikki.
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  Speaker 2: Good morning, what's up?
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  Speaker 6: Good morning, John Jaggs. Earlier this morning, you had mentioned
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  Speaker 6: that you were a little concerned or confused why somebody
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  Speaker 6: delivering Amazon with there was two different drivers and their
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  Speaker 6: personal vehicles and their flask lights. Everything is super early
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  Speaker 6: in the morning. I can explain this to you. Okay,
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  Speaker 6: so Amazon flex they drive their own personal vehicles, and
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  Speaker 6: we can start as early as three or three thirty
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  Speaker 6: in the morning, seven days a week. And then you
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  Speaker 6: also have the rich people like yourself who live in
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  Speaker 6: really fancy mansions and do you not believe in street lights?
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  Speaker 6: So we use our flash lives religiously.
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  Speaker 2: There's no street lights on my street.
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  Speaker 6: No, it's pretty you personally, but I noticed the pattern,
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  Speaker 6: the rich of the houses, the less of street lights.
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  Speaker 2: The driveway. All the lights everywhere go on because people
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  Speaker 2: don't want you.
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  Speaker 6: That's the other thing. That's the other thing. I'll be
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  Speaker 6: looking up to see an address to make sure I'm
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  Speaker 6: at the right house because it's so dark, and then
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  Speaker 6: I got a spotlight blinding me and I can't say
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  Speaker 6: anything at all. So it's interesting. But also the reason
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  Speaker 6: you have two different drivers Amazon Big Each company does
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  Speaker 6: not know how to assign multiple packages to one driver,
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  Speaker 6: so you'll get you'll get multiple drivers as allways. Try
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  Speaker 6: to say, do we run into each other.
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  Speaker 2: At the door?
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  Speaker 4: You know?
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  Speaker 2: Melissa the Amazon driver at all?
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  Speaker 6: Melissa thousands No, because she sent me a DM last night.
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  Speaker 1: She's like, Hi, John Jay, I wanted to show something
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  Speaker 1: cool to happen today. I took over a new out
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  Speaker 1: and I ended up delivering a couple of Chewy boxes
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  Speaker 1: to your house, addressed to your wife. I totally fanned
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  Speaker 1: and a little externally. Yeah, listen to you guys. Since
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  Speaker 1: two thousand and six, back when I first moved to Arizona,
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  Speaker 1: it was a full circle moment for me, looking forward
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  Speaker 1: to more deliveries.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe tell Blake to keep those orders coming.
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  Speaker 6: That's cool. That's a little different though. That person sounds
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  Speaker 6: like they're a DSP driver, So they actually drive the
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  Speaker 6: Amazon van and they get assigned routes in certain neighborhoods,
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  Speaker 6: whereas Amazon Flex, you pick up your route, you don't
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  Speaker 6: know where you're going. You could be assigned anywhere. So
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  Speaker 6: for example, this morning, I have been out in the
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  Speaker 6: head of Cave Creek, about an hour away from when
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  Speaker 6: I picked up my packages. Yeah, that's so gorgeous out
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  Speaker 6: in here.
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  Speaker 2: Every time I'm Cave Creek, my phone never works. You
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  Speaker 2: must what's your What's.
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  Speaker 6: That would be why you guys couldn't get a hold
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  Speaker 6: of me because my phone was not working. I had
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  Speaker 6: no service.
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  Speaker 2: But what's what's your cell service?
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  Speaker 6: Uh? Currk k, it's cricket. But I get a lot
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  Speaker 6: of I get a lot of heat for having crique
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  Speaker 6: because apparently they have bad service. But I'm live on
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  Speaker 6: good seven. Well we can have the down one, all right, nik.
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  Speaker 2: You Hey, have a great day. Thank you for.
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  Speaker 6: Please order Amazon and leave your port slights on for me.
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  Speaker 4: Bye.