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- 0:50Speaker 3: It is April twenty ninth, twenty twenty six. We are
- 0:54Speaker 3: The Woody Show. Welcome to it. My name is Woody.
- 0:56Speaker 3: That is Greg Gory. We got Menace, Hi, Jimmy grad
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- 1:17Speaker 3: The trending news headlines. Also the world of entertainment. Birthday's
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- 1:23Speaker 3: The goal as always just to get through it.
- 1:25Speaker 6: Yeah, you know.
- 1:26Speaker 3: Get through it like this makes this a little part
- 1:28Speaker 3: of the day go by as quickly as we can.
- 1:30Speaker 3: That's a that's what we're doing.
- 1:32Speaker 6: Oh.
- 1:32Speaker 3: Speaking of goals, agree or disagree on, some of these
- 1:37Speaker 3: people are asked, what is a popular life goal that
- 1:40Speaker 3: you secretly don't want that you don't want, So you
- 1:42Speaker 3: would think that everybody would be interested in certain things.
- 1:44Speaker 7: Yeah, but not life goal that you secretly don't want. Yeah,
- 1:49Speaker 7: that was my thoughts.
- 1:50Speaker 3: There you go, Oh that's a that's a that's a
- 1:52Speaker 3: perfect example.
- 1:53Speaker 7: Oh okay, I think you a permal Okay.
- 1:56Speaker 3: Okay, this is I'll go to the getting man thing.
- 2:01Speaker 3: Somebody said, I really don't care if I get married
- 2:03Speaker 3: or not. I'm not against long term relationships and kids
- 2:06Speaker 3: are the right person, but I just don't have any
- 2:08Speaker 3: strong desire yeah to tie the knot. Another person said
- 2:11Speaker 3: having a romantic life partner at all.
- 2:14Speaker 7: Damn.
- 2:14Speaker 3: I like to I like to be in love, but
- 2:16Speaker 3: I can't see myself living with a romantic partner.
- 2:20Speaker 7: That's a commitment.
- 2:21Speaker 3: Foe, that's all yeah, or.
- 2:23Speaker 6: Just you know, to me, that's sad.
- 2:24Speaker 3: Well, you know what, I think it's I think it's good.
- 2:26Speaker 3: I don't you don't want to do things like have
- 2:29Speaker 3: kids or be in a relationship just because you feel
- 2:31Speaker 3: like you're supposed.
- 2:32Speaker 8: To, yeah, or you're stary.
- 2:33Speaker 3: I don't think there's anything wrong with just straight up
- 2:35Speaker 3: in that particular case, straight up admitting like you know,
- 2:37Speaker 3: you're selfish with your time and what you choose to do,
- 2:40Speaker 3: like good for them.
- 2:40Speaker 6: I mean good for them is right. Yeah. I can't
- 2:43Speaker 6: imagine being like whatever, forty five and just being alone.
- 2:46Speaker 7: And I also think like a lot of people just
- 2:48Speaker 7: have kids because their friends are family or having kids.
- 2:52Speaker 3: Yeah, you get kind of suckered in the thing. It's
- 2:53Speaker 3: gonna be a good idea.
- 2:55Speaker 6: I also don't believe young couples who got married, let's say,
- 2:57Speaker 6: in their mid twenties, and they say they don't want kids.
- 3:00Speaker 6: I don't believe them. I think young married couples all
- 3:03Speaker 6: want kids for some reason.
- 3:05Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, well, yeah, I mean I think until
- 3:07Speaker 3: you get to a certain point where it's going to
- 3:09Speaker 3: be you know, dried up, dusty eggs and dust shooting dust.
- 3:15Speaker 6: Instead of it's like that ship is sailed. Yeah. All right.
- 3:20Speaker 3: So here's some other ones. What's a popular life goal
- 3:22Speaker 3: that you secretly don't want? This person said buying a
- 3:25Speaker 3: big house. I know it's supposed to be the dream,
- 3:27Speaker 3: but I'd rather have freedom and experiences than square footage.
- 3:30Speaker 7: I respect that, I disagree.
- 3:32Speaker 3: I want the house, not just a house, A big house, yeah,
- 3:37Speaker 3: the house big ish, Yeah.
- 3:39Speaker 6: I don't want to mansion. I had that.
- 3:41Speaker 3: I have that thought every time I'm in a decent hotel,
- 3:43Speaker 3: I'm thinking I could live in here.
- 3:45Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 3:45Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't have wife to have kids, didn't need that.
- 3:48Speaker 4: And I get that because we just moved into our
- 3:50Speaker 4: first house and it's not that big, but it's perfect.
- 3:53Speaker 3: It's perfect, like just enough, just enough room for you.
- 3:56Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, uh, not a secret. But having visible abs.
- 4:02Speaker 3: I'm a curvy, fit woman, I lift, I'm active, I'm healthy.
- 4:05Speaker 3: The degree of restriction it would take for me to
- 4:07Speaker 3: see my abs would not be healthy for me.
- 4:09Speaker 7: Okay, totally respect that.
- 4:11Speaker 6: Yeah, it wouldn't want visible Yeah, but you'd.
- 4:13Speaker 7: Want to do what it takes. And then a blame her.
- 4:15Speaker 3: What's a popular life goal that you secretly don't want.
- 4:17Speaker 3: I don't care about getting a degree. I just want
- 4:20Speaker 3: a job that pays enough to live comfortably. And I
- 4:22Speaker 3: have that. If I want to learn something, I can
- 4:24Speaker 3: learn it on my own time. Yeah, with no stress
- 4:27Speaker 3: involved in no uh debt, no debt.
- 4:30Speaker 4: And there is so much pressure to go to college.
- 4:32Speaker 3: This person said, the strong need or desire to have sex,
- 4:35Speaker 3: get drunk, or do drugs. I don't see the allure
- 4:37Speaker 3: of drugs or alcohol, and I don't get the OMG,
- 4:41Speaker 3: you haven't been laid in how long? It just doesn't
- 4:44Speaker 3: drive me. And I'm fine without all of that, or
- 4:48Speaker 3: super fat and disgusting, like just really ugly, can't get
- 4:51Speaker 3: anybody in the script. That's another one that you just
- 4:54Speaker 3: lean into it. Yeah, because you've gone so long at
- 4:57Speaker 3: that point without it, right, you got whatever. Waiting to
- 5:01Speaker 3: travel until you're retired and putting off experiences to save
- 5:04Speaker 3: more for retirement tomorrow is not guaranteed, and good health
- 5:08Speaker 3: when you're older is not guaranteed. I'd rather have fun
- 5:11Speaker 3: while I'm healthy in my thirties than bank on being
- 5:13Speaker 3: able to do it all in my sixties. Okay, there's
- 5:18Speaker 3: nothing untrue about that. But there's also a balance because
- 5:23Speaker 3: I see a lot of people they take that, they go, oh, well,
- 5:26Speaker 3: I'm not saving anything for when I'm older. I'm gonna
- 5:32Speaker 3: be wildly irresponsible financially because that time will come when
- 5:37Speaker 3: you can't work or there's not a possibility for you
- 5:40Speaker 3: to work and forget travel. You're gonna need money just
- 5:44Speaker 3: to live to eat.
- 5:46Speaker 4: But the people who Nikolin dime their lives saying I'll
- 5:49Speaker 4: do it later. It just breaks my heart because.
- 5:52Speaker 3: Another one with traveling. Frequent travel seems to be a
- 5:55Speaker 3: big one for a lot of people these days. But
- 5:57Speaker 3: being at home with my pets is my favorite place
- 6:00Speaker 3: to be. Greg I think that she participated.
- 6:03Speaker 6: I think there is kind of a stigma if you're
- 6:07Speaker 6: not a big travel bug. You know, people say, yeah,
- 6:10Speaker 6: you gotta.
- 6:10Speaker 3: Go like people, people pressure you would all the time
- 6:13Speaker 3: about my lack of interest in international travel.
- 6:16Speaker 6: Like, big deal. If you don't want to travel, you
- 6:17Speaker 6: don't want to travel.
- 6:18Speaker 3: I have no interest in getting a driver's license. I'd
- 6:22Speaker 3: rather live in a walkable city where everything I need
- 6:24Speaker 3: day to day is nearby, and a few big things
- 6:27Speaker 3: I need could be done with Uber or delivery services.
- 6:30Speaker 6: We get it.
- 6:30Speaker 7: You're afraid to drive.
- 6:32Speaker 6: They don't want to travel.
- 6:33Speaker 3: Yeah, I want the ability to, you know what I mean,
- 6:37Speaker 3: I don't necessarily need the drive everywhere.
- 6:39Speaker 7: I mean before we got back together to do the show,
- 6:42Speaker 7: I think I was without a car for like a year,
- 6:44Speaker 7: But I was I was living in a walkable city, right, but.
- 6:49Speaker 3: A driver's license. But when I lived in Chicago, there's
- 6:52Speaker 3: a lot of times I would just walk to a
- 6:54Speaker 3: lot of places. Public transportation. I had a car, so
- 6:57Speaker 3: it was available to me. I would use it to
- 6:59Speaker 3: get to work because I would leave it a weird time.
- 7:01Speaker 4: And isn't isn't Chicago, like Illinois one of those places
- 7:04Speaker 4: where you can you get your driver's license super late,
- 7:06Speaker 4: like eighteen or something.
- 7:08Speaker 3: Jersey you get at seventeen.
- 7:09Speaker 7: Yeah, it's so weird to me.
- 7:11Speaker 6: I was sixteen everywhere.
- 7:12Speaker 3: No New Jersey is seventeen.
- 7:15Speaker 4: Yeah, you could operate like certain farm equipment by yourself.
- 7:18Speaker 4: You're thirteen in Kansas, I can tell you that.
- 7:20Speaker 3: So again, people, these are all things that people said
- 7:22Speaker 3: when they were asked the question, what's a popular life
- 7:24Speaker 3: goal that you secretly don't want? Climbing the corporate ladder.
- 7:28Speaker 3: I'd rather have time and freedom than a title.
- 7:32Speaker 6: Yeah, I if I was in the corporate world, I
- 7:35Speaker 6: would agree with that.
- 7:36Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, because like it's one thing if you
- 7:40Speaker 3: need to climb the corporate ladder to be able to
- 7:42Speaker 3: make the kind of money that you make for the
- 7:44Speaker 3: lifestyle that you want or the lifestyle that you think
- 7:47Speaker 3: you you know, like you can't like people that go, oh, well,
- 7:52Speaker 3: working at a fast food place. You know, oh, you
- 7:55Speaker 3: can not get my sports car right, You're never gonna
- 7:57Speaker 3: get rich.
- 7:57Speaker 6: That's not the kind of job.
- 7:59Speaker 3: You got to do more than that if you want,
- 8:01Speaker 3: you know, if you have to climb, if you want more, right, Yeah,
- 8:04Speaker 3: exactly so. But I, for me, I don't really understand
- 8:08Speaker 3: because I, you know, I've always been driven to take
- 8:10Speaker 3: the next step and then you know, see.
- 8:13Speaker 6: Where that leads. Yeah, you know.
- 8:15Speaker 3: But there are some people that are perfectly fine with
- 8:17Speaker 3: the time card punchers, punch it at nine, punch out
- 8:21Speaker 3: at five, don't talk to me after five o'clock on
- 8:24Speaker 3: a weekday, and certainly don't talk to me after five
- 8:26Speaker 3: o'clock on a Friday until Monday at nine am when
- 8:29Speaker 3: I punch back in. But those people usually aren't going anywhere. Well, yeah,
- 8:33Speaker 3: that's those are the people that you got to be
- 8:35Speaker 3: comfortable in whatever position you're in, because that's probably going
- 8:38Speaker 3: to be it.
- 8:39Speaker 6: Right.
- 8:39Speaker 3: Companies aren't really going to take a second look at
- 8:41Speaker 3: you for anything more as far as responsibility and or money.
- 8:45Speaker 3: I guess you're only willing to do the bare minimum.
- 8:47Speaker 7: And I can't align myself with those people because I
- 8:49Speaker 7: get too frustrated or I annoyed them to death because
- 8:52Speaker 7: I'm like, what do you mean it's nine o'clock radio
- 8:56Speaker 7: stations don't turn off.
- 8:57Speaker 3: I need your help, right, So what would it be
- 8:59Speaker 3: for you? What's a popular life goal that you secretly
- 9:03Speaker 3: don't want? You get a text over two two nine
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- 10:37Speaker 3: when the trailer for Jackass, Best and Last came out
- 10:41Speaker 3: and people are talking about that. I saw the first one.
- 10:45Speaker 3: I don't I have not seen any.
- 10:46Speaker 6: Other really something you love.
- 10:50Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not again it, Yeah, I'm not again.
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- 11:00Speaker 4: I know what about like Bad Grandpa.
- 11:02Speaker 6: Never saw it.
- 11:03Speaker 3: I saw that.
- 11:04Speaker 7: Oh I got to do like the media thing for
- 11:06Speaker 7: Bad Grandpa. And that's that time. I told you that
- 11:09Speaker 7: I took that private jet with Johnny Knoxville and he
- 11:12Speaker 7: was full bad Grandpa makeup and he's just like giving
- 11:17Speaker 7: drinks to everybody on the plane, like I think as
- 11:18Speaker 7: a bartender and in bad Grandpa mode, and like he
- 11:22Speaker 7: took some chick to the bathroom and pretending to do
- 11:25Speaker 7: the Mile High Club. It was hilarious.
- 11:27Speaker 6: I need to rewatch Bad Grandpa because I don't really
- 11:30Speaker 6: fully remember the movie, but I do remember it being
- 11:33Speaker 6: the only movie that made me like scream, cry, laugh.
- 11:38Speaker 6: I'm just laughing so hard that it was noteworthy. Yeah,
- 11:42Speaker 6: I think it's when they went to the strip club.
- 11:44Speaker 6: Maybe don't they go to a strip club or get
- 11:46Speaker 6: a stripper? I don't know. It was so damn funny.
- 11:48Speaker 3: See going back and watching old stuff, I really want
- 11:50Speaker 3: to go back and watch Chappelle show. Oh yeah, it's
- 11:54Speaker 3: ever well ever since ever since he was talking about
- 11:58Speaker 3: bringing the show back. All these clips are popping up
- 12:01Speaker 3: and I'm watching all these classic Chappelle show things, and
- 12:04Speaker 3: I'm like.
- 12:04Speaker 7: Man, this show I missed the TV.
- 12:06Speaker 3: Yeah, Like I loved it when it aired, but I
- 12:09Speaker 3: have even more an appreciation for it now because they're
- 12:12Speaker 3: like man, how did this ever get on the air?
- 12:15Speaker 3: But you know, Chappelle is one of those guys who
- 12:17Speaker 3: he just doesn't care. And whoever he ends up doing
- 12:20Speaker 3: the New Chappelle Show, if he ends up actually doing it,
- 12:24Speaker 3: it'll be where he can do whatever he wants.
- 12:27Speaker 7: Number one, Netflix'll let him do whatever.
- 12:29Speaker 3: It's not going to be under the restriction of cable television.
- 12:33Speaker 3: Comedy Central kind of thing. It was the whole thing
- 12:36Speaker 3: with the f your couch, you know, with Rick James
- 12:43Speaker 3: and Charlie Murphy tell the story about Rick James going
- 12:46Speaker 3: over to Eddie Murphy's house couch get a new one, man,
- 12:51Speaker 3: like all those all those all those bits were so fun. Yeah,
- 12:56Speaker 3: so jackass, I would you know, Yeah, check it out.
- 12:58Speaker 3: I'll go back and check Grandpa. All right, So check
- 13:01Speaker 3: it out. Greg Gory, huh. Shannon Elizabeth, who was an
- 13:05Speaker 3: American Pie.
- 13:06Speaker 6: I gotta look her up because it sounds familiar. It's
- 13:08Speaker 6: probably one of these people that I know by looks.
- 13:11Speaker 3: Yeah, look her at Shannon Elizabeth, American Pie. She's the
- 13:15Speaker 3: hot oh okay, yeah, the main project of Lust correct. Yeah, okay,
- 13:20Speaker 3: how old is she now? She is fifty two? She's
- 13:22Speaker 3: fifty two. Years old and after her first week on
- 13:26Speaker 3: only fans, how much has she made one week? Oh god,
- 13:32Speaker 3: let's say three grand in her first week.
- 13:36Speaker 7: Oh it has to be in a million, right, no?
- 13:39Speaker 4: Yeah, and the millions for sure, A fifty three year
- 13:42Speaker 4: old Jane Elizabeth.
- 13:43Speaker 3: One million dollars one lover, huh yeah, because she was like,
- 13:47Speaker 3: the life is really hard, right when you're a hot chick.
- 13:51Speaker 6: Life is so difficult.
- 13:52Speaker 10: And for a whole generation, American Pie was like that
- 13:55Speaker 10: first kind of like sexy movie to watch.
- 14:00Speaker 6: Yeah, you know what I get?
- 14:01Speaker 3: You know what, I get really tired of hearing when
- 14:04Speaker 3: they take these old movies and go this is through
- 14:07Speaker 3: today's problematic.
- 14:09Speaker 7: Oh today's lens.
- 14:10Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, through a twenty twenty sixth lam. American Pie
- 14:14Speaker 3: is a problematic.
- 14:15Speaker 7: You know how I don't want to hang out with you?
- 14:17Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 14:17Speaker 3: O god, yeah, especially when it's like dudes, you know
- 14:20Speaker 3: what if I if there was an only fans out
- 14:23Speaker 3: there that I was interested in, I don't think I'd
- 14:25Speaker 3: know how to get on it. Like what do you mean, Like,
- 14:29Speaker 3: I've never gone to only fans. I don't even know
- 14:31Speaker 3: you would start there? You would go to only fans?
- 14:33Speaker 7: Oh, sign up for Amazon.
- 14:35Speaker 3: Oh all right, well then I would or getting a cameo,
- 14:37Speaker 3: Like if you knew somebody that there was somebody you
- 14:39Speaker 3: were interested.
- 14:40Speaker 6: In, I'd probably be able to figure it out.
- 14:42Speaker 3: Yeah, so you would go to OnlyFans, you type in
- 14:44Speaker 3: their name and it would just pop up.
- 14:46Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean I figured out Amazon after one hundred years.
- 14:51Speaker 3: This young couple that's, you know, making all this money
- 14:54Speaker 3: on uh, only fans, and they're like, man, that's got
- 14:56Speaker 3: to be an awkward conversation with your parents because it's
- 15:00Speaker 3: not like you guys got into like you were doing
- 15:02Speaker 3: porn and now you're doing only fans. You're gonna catch
- 15:05Speaker 3: me outside. These pretty much seem to be like girl
- 15:08Speaker 3: next door, boy next door, and they just decided to
- 15:11Speaker 3: go on only fans and now I mean they're they're
- 15:14Speaker 3: posting like these cars that they're buying now, and they're
- 15:17Speaker 3: just they're living it up.
- 15:18Speaker 6: Why not?
- 15:19Speaker 3: And they're together and so they do like you know,
- 15:22Speaker 3: she's there bouncing around and like lingerie or something like that.
- 15:25Speaker 3: I don't know what else they do on their only fans,
- 15:27Speaker 3: but they're they're making enough money where I'm thinking it's
- 15:30Speaker 3: probably some pretty Yeah, a.
- 15:33Speaker 6: Hair more confidence and a brad body. I would do
- 15:36Speaker 6: it today. Why not?
- 15:39Speaker 11: You wouldn't be worried about your parents.
- 15:40Speaker 6: I wouldn't tell them, you think, I'm not going to
- 15:43Speaker 6: have a conversation with them. They would keep his job.
- 15:47Speaker 3: And so when he talks to his parents, how's work,
- 15:49Speaker 3: he'd be talking about the radio show?
- 15:51Speaker 6: Really good, so great?
- 15:52Speaker 7: You know about it? Checks say, somehow they found out,
- 15:56Speaker 7: like a neighbor was like, you know, googling you.
- 15:59Speaker 6: I I wonder if they'd be shocked or they would
- 16:04Speaker 6: not be happy. Oh all right, but do you get
- 16:08Speaker 6: to choose you're not coming to you for money? Yeah? Exactly.
- 16:10Speaker 3: You get to pick your price.
- 16:11Speaker 6: Yeah, Like if you're on only fans, can you make
- 16:13Speaker 6: it as little as a buck ninety nine or ten
- 16:16Speaker 6: ninety nine or whatever?
- 16:17Speaker 7: Yeah, whatever price you want?
- 16:19Speaker 6: Yeah the day.
- 16:20Speaker 3: So would you go for like your pricing? Would you
- 16:22Speaker 3: go more for quantity or yeah, like you would charge
- 16:26Speaker 3: a higher price, but you would give like a higher quality,
- 16:28Speaker 3: meaning like you're really willing to do some dirty stuff.
- 16:32Speaker 6: Do a half hour video as opposed to like a
- 16:35Speaker 6: daily clip.
- 16:35Speaker 4: No, that's not what he's saying. No saying riskue, is
- 16:39Speaker 4: it gonna be dirtier?
- 16:40Speaker 3: Yeah, like not just basic stuff, but you're gonna have
- 16:43Speaker 3: to show you could charge a higher price. But you
- 16:45Speaker 3: got to you gotta be you gotta be like sitting
- 16:47Speaker 3: on table legs and stuff, you know, putting light bulbs
- 16:52Speaker 3: up your butt. There's a lot that I physically cannot do. Yeah,
- 16:56Speaker 3: things that things that are really going to get the attention. No,
- 17:00Speaker 3: I'll go with the Garden Variety.
- 17:01Speaker 7: They had that million market. Yeah things.
- 17:05Speaker 3: Yeah, you're you're gonna really need to work that do
- 17:08Speaker 3: a lot.
- 17:08Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 17:08Speaker 3: Yeah, Channel Elizabeth. I guess she's like, you know what,
- 17:14Speaker 3: I give you some extra money. So I Guly that
- 17:16Speaker 3: was a million and one week, one million dollars in
- 17:19Speaker 3: her first week week. I don't know what she's doing
- 17:22Speaker 3: on there.
- 17:23Speaker 4: Oh, it's probably like someone take one for the team
- 17:26Speaker 4: and find out.
- 17:27Speaker 3: Go for it, Jennaka, Well, your husband and mad because
- 17:30Speaker 3: you looked up Shannon Elizabeth only thrilled.
- 17:33Speaker 6: Yeah, you'd probably be into that.
- 17:34Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, Greg Gory, what do you got for us?
- 17:36Speaker 6: Well, we've always said and believed, and it's probably true
- 17:39Speaker 6: that j Lo has big sea energy. By by all accounts,
- 17:42Speaker 6: by all accounts, it's a rag. She sucks and now
- 17:45Speaker 6: there's even more definitive proof in that Ben Affleck recently gifted,
- 17:51Speaker 6: just said screw it, gifted Jennifer Lopez his share of
- 17:54Speaker 6: their sixty million dollar mansion in LA just to be
- 17:58Speaker 6: done with her.
- 17:58Speaker 7: Wow.
- 17:59Speaker 6: So it had been reported that he is just desperate
- 18:01Speaker 6: to move on and he only wants one thing, and
- 18:04Speaker 6: that's for Jlo to get out of his life. Yeah. So,
- 18:06Speaker 6: initially when they split up in January last year, they
- 18:09Speaker 6: both agreed that they would split the profit of their
- 18:10Speaker 6: thirty eight thousand square foot house. It's been on the
- 18:13Speaker 6: market for years. They reduced the price, kept producing it,
- 18:16Speaker 6: but it's still for sale. And now Ben just said
- 18:18Speaker 6: screw it, you deal with it, and said, whatever his
- 18:20Speaker 6: half of it is, you just take it. I don't
- 18:23Speaker 6: want it anymore. Yeah. And then this one quote insider
- 18:27Speaker 6: said that j Lo is bewildered by this and that
- 18:30Speaker 6: it stings to know that Ben is so ready and
- 18:32Speaker 6: so eager to be done with her that he's willing
- 18:35Speaker 6: to walk away from not millions, tens of millions of
- 18:38Speaker 6: dollars just to be done.
- 18:40Speaker 3: Here's why I don't believe that, because I don't believe
- 18:42Speaker 3: that she cares at all about about what he thinks. Yeah,
- 18:46Speaker 3: other than her kids, I don't think she cares really
- 18:48Speaker 3: about anybody.
- 18:48Speaker 11: Oh, I think she does.
- 18:49Speaker 10: She's if you watched her like documentary thing that she did,
- 18:53Speaker 10: if you remember that and Ben Affleck.
- 18:54Speaker 11: Was in it, she was very insecure.
- 18:57Speaker 10: When it came to Ben, it felt like too and
- 19:00Speaker 10: like watching them together. I believe that she cares because
- 19:03Speaker 10: she also needs so much attention. So when she's not
- 19:06Speaker 10: getting attention, she doesn't like it. So Ben walking away
- 19:09Speaker 10: is not giving her attention.
- 19:10Speaker 7: I have a side theory on this. Okay that's doesn't
- 19:14Speaker 7: involve any of this. But in March of twenty twenty six,
- 19:17Speaker 7: he did sell AI company to Netflix for six hundred
- 19:21Speaker 7: million dollars.
- 19:22Speaker 3: Oh well, so who spent a bunch of money Ashton Kutcher.
- 19:25Speaker 7: Yeah, I think so.
- 19:26Speaker 3: Was he one of the guys in open Ai first
- 19:29Speaker 3: guys on.
- 19:29Speaker 7: That He's had tech money for probably over a decade plus,
- 19:33Speaker 7: Ashton Kutcher.
- 19:34Speaker 4: Wasn't he an original investor in like Uber?
- 19:37Speaker 6: Yeah all that stuff?
- 19:38Speaker 7: Yeah, all that, So he's had tech money for a
- 19:40Speaker 7: long time. But yeah, Ben Affleck made like six hundred
- 19:44Speaker 7: million dollars last month, so you know.
- 19:48Speaker 3: Whatever, I know you're a big justin Timberlake guy.
- 19:51Speaker 7: Yeah, you and you.
- 19:54Speaker 3: And your wife, like you got your kind of super fans.
- 19:56Speaker 3: I'll put you correct because like we go, oh yeah,
- 20:01Speaker 3: we got to town multiple shows. The don't travel international.
- 20:07Speaker 7: I might have you know the last show I went to,
- 20:09Speaker 7: it was like two and a half hours outside of London,
- 20:11Speaker 7: in the middle of a field.
- 20:13Speaker 3: Exactly do you believe that Jessic Beale has threatened to
- 20:18Speaker 3: leave him? I guess he's never home and she does
- 20:20Speaker 3: everything with the kids and she's tired of the public embarrassment.
- 20:24Speaker 3: Yeah you believe that to be true.
- 20:25Speaker 7: I think he, like, I mean, okay, supposedly, Okay, she
- 20:31Speaker 7: was the one that would kind of like try to
- 20:33Speaker 7: be with him since the beginning, Like she just like
- 20:35Speaker 7: randomly supposedly showed up to his house one day because
- 20:39Speaker 7: she like really wanted to like go after him. So
- 20:41Speaker 7: I don't know if he has been like fully interested
- 20:44Speaker 7: at all the whole time.
- 20:46Speaker 6: And that somebody, Yeah, I'm looking at it. I'm looking
- 20:50Speaker 6: at this objectively, and I promise you this is from
- 20:52Speaker 6: the heart.
- 20:54Speaker 12: Uh.
- 20:54Speaker 6: He is the lucky one in that couple.
- 20:57Speaker 7: Yeah, she's pretty perfect.
- 20:58Speaker 6: Trade it up, like you could go to any gas
- 21:01Speaker 6: station and find somebody that looks like justin Timberlake. He
- 21:04Speaker 6: is the most overrated. Yeahs is he a good singer? Yep?
- 21:09Speaker 6: Dancer yep? Can he act yep? But looks wise, he's
- 21:12Speaker 6: the most overrated of our lifetime.
- 21:14Speaker 7: But that's right.
- 21:15Speaker 10: Like even when they were first together, it was she
- 21:18Speaker 10: was always going after him. They were off and on
- 21:20Speaker 10: all the time. He was the one who didn't want
- 21:22Speaker 10: to be with her, and she was having to like
- 21:24Speaker 10: go out with her friends to make it seem like
- 21:27Speaker 10: she didn't care.
- 21:28Speaker 11: And then they finally got back together.
- 21:29Speaker 3: I don't care at all if they're together or not.
- 21:31Speaker 3: I would be curious, like what that settlement would be, Like,
- 21:34Speaker 3: you got kids?
- 21:35Speaker 6: If you just go she's got.
- 21:37Speaker 4: That seventh Heaven money, Yeah, she's rolling in it. What
- 21:41Speaker 4: you got, well, Taylor Swift, I'm just shocked it took
- 21:43Speaker 4: this long. She's the latest celebrity to take those steps
- 21:46Speaker 4: to protect her voice and her image by filing like
- 21:48Speaker 4: the trademarks on herself. So her company submitted three applications
- 21:53Speaker 4: to the US Patent Office AI.
- 21:55Speaker 7: Yeah, and it's.
- 21:56Speaker 4: To cover her voice and to cover phrases like hey,
- 22:00Speaker 4: it's Taylor Swift and hey it's Taylor like those would
- 22:03Speaker 4: be trademark for her.
- 22:04Speaker 3: I don't know if you could say, hey, it's Taylor, well,
- 22:06Speaker 3: I guess, hey, what's Taylor Swift? You could, but how
- 22:09Speaker 3: many tailors are that?
- 22:10Speaker 4: But if Matthew McConaughey can do all right, all right,
- 22:12Speaker 4: all right, and he didn't even right, well, I guess
- 22:14Speaker 4: he did write those words, improvided and.
- 22:16Speaker 3: Also saying it that way isn't part of the whole
- 22:18Speaker 3: like delivery of it. It's not just the words all right.
- 22:21Speaker 7: Well, three all rights in a row like, hey, it's.
- 22:25Speaker 3: Taylor, Like if your name's Taylor, Hey, it's Taylor, Like,
- 22:28Speaker 3: I don't see how you could copy, right, Well.
- 22:29Speaker 4: She's gonna try because the third one protects a specific
- 22:33Speaker 4: image of her, not just her in general. It's this
- 22:35Speaker 4: image of her in a like a colorful bodysuit with
- 22:38Speaker 4: silver boots, holding a pink guitar, Like that's the one
- 22:41Speaker 4: she wants protected good for her.
- 22:42Speaker 3: I saw something with Morgan Freeman. He's doing a bunch
- 22:44Speaker 3: because there's a lot of these guys.
- 22:46Speaker 4: There's Tom Hanks, Scarlett Johanson, Dwayne Johnson, Robert Donny JUNEI
- 22:50Speaker 4: your magic on it.
- 22:51Speaker 3: There are all these people making these movies and they
- 22:53Speaker 3: were using a like a Doug sound, yeah right exactly
- 22:57Speaker 3: of his narration. This is the best it is and
- 23:00Speaker 3: he's got like all these people on it. I guess
- 23:02Speaker 3: he's done very well protecting himself because I mean, everybody
- 23:06Speaker 3: would want Morgan Freeman for a yeah.
- 23:08Speaker 4: Any well, it makes me laughing of like how Tom Hanks'
- 23:12Speaker 4: brother does a lot of the woody stuff, like the extra.
- 23:16Speaker 3: And like he doesn't want to do for the toys.
- 23:18Speaker 4: Eddie Murphy for Donkey and Trek has a guy who's
- 23:21Speaker 4: like known as the guy.
- 23:22Speaker 6: Yeah, the Donkey guy.
- 23:24Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not like Eddy Murphy wants to do all
- 23:25Speaker 3: that stuff, you know, the toys, Yeah, because how much
- 23:30Speaker 3: is that getting, you know for him? He's like, that's
- 23:32Speaker 3: that's that's not worth not worth the time. All right,
- 23:36Speaker 3: talk for your birthdays and your porn of birthday.
- 23:42Speaker 6: This shiverda. We won't sit and you know we don't
- 23:47Speaker 6: do that. All right. We'll start with celebrities.
- 23:50Speaker 3: Happy birthday to Jerry Seinfeld, who is seventy two years
- 23:54Speaker 3: old today. Willie Nelson still kicking in ninety three. Oh yeah,
- 23:58Speaker 3: I thought he'd be two hundred than three. Ye right,
- 24:01Speaker 3: Buma Thurman is fifty six. Daniel day lewis six time
- 24:06Speaker 3: Oscar nominee, three time Oscar winner, Greg take a wild Yes?
- 24:10Speaker 3: How old is Daniel day Lewis today.
- 24:13Speaker 6: On the spot, sixty.
- 24:15Speaker 3: Nine sixty nine years old? Greg, you are so good
- 24:19Speaker 3: at that.
- 24:20Speaker 6: It's just luck.
- 24:21Speaker 3: Not only Tay is Michelle Pfeiffer's birthday. Also it's Eve
- 24:25Speaker 3: Plum's birthday, Greg, jan Jan Brady from the Brady Bunch.
- 24:30Speaker 3: She's got to be in her sixties, right, they are
- 24:32Speaker 3: both the same age. No way, sixty nine sixty eight
- 24:36Speaker 3: years old. Next year is the hell of her birthday?
- 24:38Speaker 6: Oh my god.
- 24:40Speaker 3: Master p the rap mogul fifty six years old. Andre Agassi,
- 24:45Speaker 3: the retired tennis legend, is fifty six. Carney Wilson from
- 24:48Speaker 3: Wilson Phillips is fifty eight and all Richard Klein, who
- 24:53Speaker 3: is Jack Tripper's always horny friend, Larry Arry On Three's
- 24:56Speaker 3: Company eighty two years old. Your porno birthday is Scott
- 25:03Speaker 3: Nails and today's birthday. Boy, he's done more stroking than
- 25:06Speaker 3: a championship golfer two thousand or one hundred and forty
- 25:11Speaker 3: one fine films on his resume, including a bj at
- 25:16Speaker 3: Day keeps the Doctor Away. True, he was in Requreem
- 25:19Speaker 3: for a cream volum rob busting and deep thrusting. He
- 25:25Speaker 3: was in Eleven Inches of Heaven. Also doctorate in anal Sexology.
- 25:31Speaker 3: He was fantastic in Wet Market anal Alice analists. Okay, wow,
- 25:36Speaker 3: they're trying to make a thing out of anal it's analysis.
- 25:39Speaker 3: He was fantastic and romancing the butthole and then who
- 25:43Speaker 3: could forget his unforgive role and hoores don't wear panties
- 25:46Speaker 3: Volumes one and two. That is Scott Nails. Who's forty
- 25:50Speaker 3: four years old today? And that's your porno birthday, your
- 25:53Speaker 3: celebrity birthdays. And that is a little look at what's
- 25:56Speaker 3: happening around the world of entertainment. You're on the Woody Show.
- 26:03Speaker 1: Show.
- 26:05Speaker 3: Well, today's Wednesday, Menace. Today in history, Yes, it was
- 26:11Speaker 3: today in nineteen ninety two that the LA riots began.
- 26:16Speaker 3: Wow after the jury decision to acquit the four LA
- 26:20Speaker 3: police officers in the Rodney King beating trial.
- 26:22Speaker 7: Dude, remember the coverage of that Scared two seven.
- 26:26Speaker 3: That was a nineteen ninety two Wow. Today, April twenty ninth,
- 26:31Speaker 3: Greg be excited. It's a World Stationary Day. Greg seems
- 26:35Speaker 3: to like the kind of guy or Sammy would be
- 26:37Speaker 3: interested in, like, you know, cute station area.
- 26:40Speaker 10: High risk cards, your super cute stationary and then you
- 26:43Speaker 10: came like mail a letter and do the the wax.
- 26:46Speaker 11: Ye yeah, yeah, so cuge.
- 26:48Speaker 3: I'm not in Harry Potter. Today is a Denham Day.
- 26:53Speaker 3: It's National Supply Chain Day, very exciting, National Zipper Day,
- 26:57Speaker 3: Viral video day, menace, So make a viral video making
- 27:01Speaker 3: companies say that all the time.
- 27:03Speaker 6: May we got to come up with a viral video.
- 27:05Speaker 1: I did.
- 27:06Speaker 7: It was one the video that I did last week
- 27:08Speaker 7: of Cindy Sweeney throwing out panties into a crowd.
- 27:11Speaker 3: That's viral, Yeah is it?
- 27:13Speaker 7: Yeah?
- 27:14Speaker 3: I mean I'm considered viral. Well yeah, well okay, that
- 27:16Speaker 3: maybe that's more question threshold.
- 27:18Speaker 7: Yeah, it's like, let's see, just like to be considered viral,
- 27:21Speaker 7: our copy of it, because it got copied, our copy
- 27:25Speaker 7: is like four hundred and thirty two thousand, So that
- 27:28Speaker 7: conser viral anything like over like one hundred thousand probably.
- 27:32Speaker 3: Oh, because you know what I'm seeing where it says,
- 27:34Speaker 3: uh like how many people liked it? It said thirteen
- 27:37Speaker 3: point one thousand.
- 27:38Speaker 7: Yeah, but the actual views is like four hundred and
- 27:41Speaker 7: thirty two thousand on our copy.
- 27:43Speaker 4: I think it helps because I'm seeing it now and
- 27:45Speaker 4: it's pretty clear that you can see nip oh oh rip.
- 27:48Speaker 7: Yeah sweet, all right, contained a couple more views. What
- 27:53Speaker 7: do you show on Instagram?
- 27:54Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 27:54Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm wrong, And today's a National shrimp scampy Day.
- 27:59Speaker 3: You're mentioning red lobster endless shrimp is back noise. We
- 28:02Speaker 3: did the whole thing about that. We are planning to
- 28:04Speaker 3: go make a pilgrimage to a local red lobster to
- 28:08Speaker 3: partake and an endless shrimp, which is only for a
- 28:12Speaker 3: limited time. We called one of the red lobsters. What
- 28:14Speaker 3: they tell us May twenty something?
- 28:16Speaker 7: Yeah, well, first of all, you told them you were Greg.
- 28:19Speaker 1: Hi.
- 28:20Speaker 7: This is Greg calling hi, and then thanks very much again.
- 28:24Speaker 6: Correct, Yeah, give an exact end date.
- 28:27Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like I want to say, it's May twenty
- 28:28Speaker 3: fourth or twenty fifth, which everyone's either probably like the
- 28:32Speaker 3: Friday or a Sunday, I think, is my guess.
- 28:36Speaker 6: Yeah, I'll be going back.
- 28:37Speaker 3: To that and a little follow up to the conversation
- 28:41Speaker 3: earlier in the hour. What's a popular life goal that
- 28:43Speaker 3: you secretly don't want some of the things that people
- 28:47Speaker 3: are sharing with us. This one says, any car that
- 28:52Speaker 3: does more than get from point A to point B,
- 28:55Speaker 3: paying more more for heated seats and an iPad dashboard
- 28:58Speaker 3: sounds absolutely Stick.
- 29:00Speaker 7: With that, Sammy, You've got to be with that.
- 29:02Speaker 1: I do.
- 29:02Speaker 11: But god, the heated seats are so nice. Every time
- 29:05Speaker 11: I'm in someone's car with heated seats, I love them.
- 29:07Speaker 7: I hate heated seats. I always feel like really fever.
- 29:09Speaker 3: No, I feel like i'm paying I feel like it's
- 29:12Speaker 3: too hot.
- 29:13Speaker 10: Yeah, I never use it, but I'm always cold, and
- 29:16Speaker 10: I feel like it relaxes my back.
- 29:17Speaker 7: I like that in a heating steering wheel.
- 29:20Speaker 6: Uh yeah, yeah, I would spend more for the little luxury.
- 29:24Speaker 4: I'd rather have an air conditioned steering wheel. Like when
- 29:26Speaker 4: you get in in the summer, you're like, damn, how
- 29:28Speaker 4: am I supposed touch this?
- 29:29Speaker 3: Well, you're the thing. I don't have a super basic car,
- 29:33Speaker 3: but I'm perfectly fine with the super basic.
- 29:34Speaker 6: Does that make sense?
- 29:35Speaker 7: Yeah?
- 29:36Speaker 3: Like, I wouldn't be bumpy if I didn't have the
- 29:39Speaker 3: car that I have. Like I wouldn't be you know,
- 29:42Speaker 3: I think we're going to Jones and going back to
- 29:44Speaker 3: what I said about hotels, and you know the one
- 29:46Speaker 3: that people said, buying a big house, right, you know
- 29:49Speaker 3: that's one that they said they don't really care about.
- 29:51Speaker 3: And Greg said, no, I want the big houseuse like
- 29:53Speaker 3: and I had that that thought of you know, being
- 29:55Speaker 3: in a hotel. I go, man, I could totally live here,
- 29:57Speaker 3: same all day. Same when I get into like a
- 30:00Speaker 3: really super economy rental car, like, I'd be fine with this. Yeah,
- 30:05Speaker 3: this ain't bad. It's got a little pep.
- 30:07Speaker 7: It's all right, Zippy.
- 30:08Speaker 3: I cannot find an end date for Endless Shrimp. I
- 30:12Speaker 3: gotta call him against say four limited times again, Michael,
- 30:16Speaker 3: I can tell you because if it's a Friday or
- 30:19Speaker 3: Sunday it started, it's the twentieth. Sunday is the twenty fourth,
- 30:23Speaker 3: So it's the twenty fourth. That's the end of that week.
- 30:25Speaker 3: Oh that's the lad that's got it. Because it was
- 30:27Speaker 3: either the twenty fourth or twenty fifth that she said.
- 30:28Speaker 3: I can remember. But because twenty fourth is that Sunday,
- 30:31Speaker 3: it's got it's got to be the last. Oh, dude,
- 30:32Speaker 3: speaking of savings, car I had to move it. Do
- 30:36Speaker 3: you know how long it took just to pull the
- 30:38Speaker 3: seat back? Oh, because she's so short?
- 30:40Speaker 6: Half an hour?
- 30:41Speaker 7: Yeah, forever.
- 30:43Speaker 3: What's a popular life goal that you secretly don't want?
- 30:45Speaker 3: Somebody else said having a super big friend group, and
- 30:47Speaker 3: that's another one, agreed. I don't know why people are
- 30:50Speaker 3: so desperate to have this giant group and hang out
- 30:54Speaker 3: and feel the need to like be friends with a
- 30:56Speaker 3: billion different people. Man, I want that thing small and
- 31:00Speaker 3: I but I want it quality, small and exactly right.
- 31:04Speaker 7: But I mean, if it's a big group and it's genuine,
- 31:06Speaker 7: I think that is cool. Like maybe it's a big group,
- 31:08Speaker 7: but that you went to high school or college together
- 31:10Speaker 7: and you still get together a big group of friends,
- 31:12Speaker 7: I think that is pretty cool. But if it's just
- 31:14Speaker 7: like randos that get together and it's not because we
- 31:18Speaker 7: just want to look like we're having a big party,
- 31:19Speaker 7: then whatever.
- 31:20Speaker 6: The person says.
- 31:21Speaker 3: A lot of people have skydiving or bungee jumping on
- 31:23Speaker 3: their bucket list. I have no desire to do either
- 31:26Speaker 3: never ever, No, thank you, Yeah that's a never. I've
- 31:29Speaker 3: done both and both are fun.
- 31:31Speaker 6: I think bungee jumping would almost be worse and then.
- 31:34Speaker 3: Out here, I'll give you one last one. This one says,
- 31:36Speaker 3: being a millionaire, I just want enough not to stress
- 31:39Speaker 3: about bills. The rest seems like more problems. That's another
- 31:43Speaker 3: one that that's another one that Greg will disagree.
- 31:45Speaker 6: With, highly disagree with that. Who wouldn't want more?
- 31:47Speaker 11: Yeah, you need to be a millionaire in order to
- 31:49Speaker 11: not worry?
- 31:50Speaker 6: Well, yeah, exactly, don't worry about it.
- 31:52Speaker 3: I agree. I agree with the statement. And I guess
- 31:55Speaker 3: that would be a different number based on the person
- 31:58Speaker 3: and what your lifestyle is and how you're live. If
- 32:00Speaker 3: you're comfortable with where you live and what you do
- 32:02Speaker 3: in the and you'll have enough for emergencies. Yeah, so
- 32:05Speaker 3: maybe it's not a million dollars, but to live that
- 32:07Speaker 3: comfortable life that you're living in the way that you're
- 32:09Speaker 3: living it is less than a million dollars. Then Yeah,
- 32:12Speaker 3: Like I guess having a million bucks or being a
- 32:14Speaker 3: millionaire wouldn't be you know, wouldn't be something necessarily would
- 32:17Speaker 3: be you know, end all be all yep. But I'll
- 32:21Speaker 3: tell you you can't tell me you wouldn't take it exactly,
- 32:24Speaker 3: of course she would.
- 32:25Speaker 6: It can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you
- 32:27Speaker 6: the things that make you happy.
- 32:28Speaker 3: I know, right eight seven seven forty four Wooding, you
- 32:31Speaker 3: can send us a text over to two two nine
- 32:33Speaker 3: eighty seven More Woody Shows. Next, hang up, next, you
- 32:38Speaker 3: have this giant load. It's too big and I'm not
- 32:42Speaker 3: laughing The Woodie Show and it's another new hour insensitivity
- 32:47Speaker 3: training for a politically correct world.
- 32:50Speaker 6: Thanks for being here, Woody. Great minute. What there is?
- 32:53Speaker 3: Gina Grady, she's got the trending news headlines.
- 32:58Speaker 4: I do well, King Charles, I usually get a little
- 33:03Speaker 4: I usually get a little finger point.
- 33:05Speaker 3: I thought she's got the trending news headlines, Aurie.
- 33:09Speaker 4: I just didn't know if you were going to say
- 33:11Speaker 4: something else right into the net.
- 33:13Speaker 7: My fault.
- 33:14Speaker 4: Well, King Charles and Queen Camilla's stopped by the White House.
- 33:17Speaker 4: Even with things a little tense lately between the US
- 33:19Speaker 4: and UK, Trump and Charles went to the Capitol, where
- 33:22Speaker 4: the King actually gave a speech to Congress. He talked
- 33:24Speaker 4: about the recent White House Correspondence dinner shooting NATO Ukraine,
- 33:28Speaker 4: and the speech got a full standing ovation, which does
- 33:31Speaker 4: not happen a lot these days. In fact, at a
- 33:33Speaker 4: state dinner later, Trump gave props to the King's speech
- 33:35Speaker 4: and joked that Charles managed to do something he's never
- 33:38Speaker 4: been able to do, which is get the Democrats to stand.
- 33:41Speaker 1: Yep.
- 33:42Speaker 4: Mexican authorities say they've arrested El Jardanaro, who's a top
- 33:46Speaker 4: leader in the Hollisco cartel.
- 33:48Speaker 7: The Mexican Navy led the whole thing, and I know
- 33:54Speaker 7: where they're at them off real quick, back to the
- 34:01Speaker 7: White House thing. Do you think they have like a
- 34:03Speaker 7: VIP dumping area for like special guests or do you think,
- 34:07Speaker 7: like you know, the king has to go like take
- 34:10Speaker 7: a deuce in the public adderal dumping? Yeah, I think
- 34:14Speaker 7: they do bathroom right, I bet they do?
- 34:17Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 34:17Speaker 4: Absolutely, well back, yeah, back to Jardanaro. He tried to
- 34:21Speaker 4: run and hide in a drainage ditch but was caught.
- 34:23Speaker 4: No shots river fired during the rest. Officials call it
- 34:26Speaker 4: a big win against cartels and say they could it
- 34:28Speaker 4: could probably help help with other takedowns in the future.
- 34:32Speaker 4: It's not clear if he's gonna face charges in Mexico,
- 34:35Speaker 4: but the US wants him extradited. They're even offering five
- 34:38Speaker 4: million dollars for his capture. An ex FBI director James
- 34:43Speaker 4: Coney has officially been indicted for threatening to kill President
- 34:47Speaker 4: Trump in an Instagram post. The Attorney General says that
- 34:50Speaker 4: Comy is facing two separate counts, one for threatening to
- 34:53Speaker 4: kill the president and another for quote knowingly and willingly
- 34:57Speaker 4: transmitting an interstate commerce communication contained a threat.
- 35:01Speaker 3: They are out to get this guy.
- 35:03Speaker 7: Yeah, let's break down what they're talking about.
- 35:05Speaker 3: I mean, and I saw something, this guy who used
- 35:09Speaker 3: to work for the CIA, and he's like, Look, they said,
- 35:12Speaker 3: on average, the average person, which I don't necessarily think
- 35:14Speaker 3: this is true. This is the average person technically commits
- 35:18Speaker 3: five felonies per day. Like in other words, if they
- 35:20Speaker 3: want to do like you're doing something in the course
- 35:23Speaker 3: of your day that if they want to get you,
- 35:25Speaker 3: they can get you right. So, you know, just from
- 35:28Speaker 3: small things and not that is a felony, but like
- 35:30Speaker 3: from small things like speeding or other things cutting corners.
- 35:34Speaker 3: You were there, you're not supposed to do. So when
- 35:36Speaker 3: they want you and they decide they want you, they're
- 35:38Speaker 3: gonna get you right. And this is definitely another one.
- 35:41Speaker 4: Well let's have Yeah, let's break down exactly what they're
- 35:44Speaker 4: talking about. Basically, you posted a picture to Instagram that
- 35:47Speaker 4: spelled out eighty six forty seven in seashells with the
- 35:51Speaker 4: caption cool shelf formation on my beachwalk So eighty six
- 35:55Speaker 4: like get rid of forty seven. The forty seventh president.
- 35:58Speaker 4: Comey says he's in a he's not afraid. His lawyer
- 36:01Speaker 4: added that they'll contest the charges. They look forward to
- 36:04Speaker 4: vindicating him and the First Amendment.
- 36:06Speaker 3: I'm surprised. I always thought when I was a kid,
- 36:08Speaker 3: they would tell you about how if you made any
- 36:10Speaker 3: kind of comment whatsoever, the.
- 36:13Speaker 6: Uh huh do you know?
- 36:15Speaker 3: I love the comments section a minute a lot, and
- 36:17Speaker 3: I see people all the time blatantly saying things like
- 36:21Speaker 3: somebody needs to take this guy out. Yeah, like they
- 36:25Speaker 3: think that's clever, Like oh.
- 36:26Speaker 6: Yeah, right, too bad he missed.
- 36:28Speaker 3: Yeah like that not even too bad. They like they're
- 36:30Speaker 3: they're they're calling for really, Yeah, we grew up thinking
- 36:35Speaker 3: that they were just going to come to your door
- 36:36Speaker 3: that day. I was convinced that if you know, let's
- 36:39Speaker 3: say that was when I was a kid, that man,
- 36:42Speaker 3: within three minutes, I'd be in jail, right totally.
- 36:46Speaker 1: Well.
- 36:47Speaker 4: The State Department is rolling out a special limited edition
- 36:50Speaker 4: US passport to celebrate America's two hundred and fiftieth birthday
- 36:53Speaker 4: and it's going to feature Donald Trump. The design includes
- 36:56Speaker 4: his portrait inside the cover, along with the Declaration of
- 37:00Speaker 4: American flag signature.
- 37:03Speaker 3: Like who okay, forget who the president is just for
- 37:06Speaker 3: one second. It could be anybody. It could be anybody, now, Yeah,
- 37:10Speaker 3: do you want to like have it where it's every
- 37:11Speaker 3: president that we've ever had and you get to pick
- 37:13Speaker 3: your favorite president for the two hundred and fifty you know,
- 37:16Speaker 3: you get to customize it. Yeah, like Kennedy, like going
- 37:19Speaker 3: to Disney and picking out what the ears are best
- 37:21Speaker 3: to fit your personality, right, Sam, exactly.
- 37:23Speaker 6: I want fillmore.
- 37:25Speaker 3: Which president do you want? But like in this particular case,
- 37:28Speaker 3: it's one choice, But who wants that?
- 37:30Speaker 7: But also it's about the country, not the president. Yeahh
- 37:34Speaker 7: like who wants that? That's the thing.
- 37:36Speaker 13: Uh.
- 37:36Speaker 4: There's other artwork in it, like founding Fathers paintings or whatever.
- 37:39Speaker 4: But there's only two hundred and fifty thousand of these guys,
- 37:42Speaker 4: so if you want one, you do have to get
- 37:44Speaker 4: it through the Washington Passport Agency while supplies last.
- 37:48Speaker 3: It's gonna be like the new Laboo boo.
- 37:50Speaker 4: Yes, oh my god, and my kid's gonna begging for this.
- 37:53Speaker 6: Yeah. One of the new things the dough the need does.
- 37:56Speaker 4: Yeah, it was the laboo boos than the fugglers, which
- 37:59Speaker 4: is the little monsters. Yeah, and now it's all about
- 38:03Speaker 4: these twenty dollars dumb squishy balls. Well, some crazy ish
- 38:09Speaker 4: went down at a taco bell in Florida when a
- 38:11Speaker 4: twenty year old employee got into this argument with a
- 38:14Speaker 4: group of customers.
- 38:15Speaker 7: He thought, we're trying to.
- 38:15Speaker 4: Get free soda, So these three chicks asked for water
- 38:18Speaker 4: cups and one of them started filling it with soda.
- 38:22Speaker 4: That pissed him off. He started yelling at them. Things
- 38:25Speaker 4: escalated and he ended up pulling a gun out and
- 38:28Speaker 4: shooting at them. One woman was shot in the leg,
- 38:31Speaker 4: another was grazed. The third ran off, and when cops
- 38:34Speaker 4: got there, he claimed it was self defense, but of
- 38:36Speaker 4: course they have security footage that showed him chasing after
- 38:38Speaker 4: the third woman and firing at her outside. He was
- 38:41Speaker 4: arrested and is now facing charges while waiting for court.
- 38:44Speaker 4: But like, that's one down ass employee.
- 38:48Speaker 6: Ethic, get him, one cares about.
- 38:52Speaker 4: When he gets out, there's going to be a hiring
- 38:54Speaker 4: frenzy for him.
- 38:55Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 38:55Speaker 8: Man, they'll never do that again though.
- 38:58Speaker 6: Yeah, Well, so you get fired for that.
- 39:00Speaker 3: I'm sure, right, yeah, damn that of course.
- 39:06Speaker 7: Yeah, and that's what's going on.
- 39:08Speaker 3: You get fired if you stop anybody. Some're gonna be
- 39:10Speaker 3: walking out with the free TV on their shoulder. God forbid,
- 39:13Speaker 3: you stop them as the security guard for the tell them.
- 39:17Speaker 4: A good day exactly. There's window dress.
- 39:19Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know why we even have the charade
- 39:22Speaker 3: the people if they can't do anything.
- 39:25Speaker 4: It's like having an empty parked police car like outside
- 39:28Speaker 4: of building.
- 39:29Speaker 7: Every video the line perfectly.
- 39:31Speaker 3: The videos are the best of the ones where there
- 39:33Speaker 3: actually are people being stopped for things because they think
- 39:36Speaker 3: they assume they're going to get away with it, and
- 39:38Speaker 3: they they're shocked. Yeah, when someone's when they're actually being arrested,
- 39:42Speaker 3: like you're supposed to you're just supposed to cite me.
- 39:44Speaker 3: You're supposed to just give me a citation or a
- 39:46Speaker 3: ticket and let me go. No, no, we're not doing
- 39:48Speaker 3: that anymore.
- 39:49Speaker 7: This is less than nine.
- 39:52Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 39:52Speaker 3: People just think they're just gonna, you know, walk and
- 39:54Speaker 3: no big deal. You're not allowed to touch me. You're
- 39:56Speaker 3: allowed not allowed to stop me in person. If you
- 39:58Speaker 3: recall it, the targe by the UH or at the
- 40:01Speaker 3: airport booze, right right. Oh no, it wasn't booze. It
- 40:04Speaker 3: was just normal stuff.
- 40:05Speaker 1: Uh.
- 40:05Speaker 14: But they where the security guard was holding onto the
- 40:08Speaker 14: cart full of craft that these two ladies were trying
- 40:09Speaker 14: to throw in the back of a pickup truck, and
- 40:11Speaker 14: they were screaming and flailing. The cart was flying everywhere
- 40:13Speaker 14: throwing stuff, and they tried to run me over.
- 40:17Speaker 3: So I saw it in person. It was was quite delightful.
- 40:20Speaker 7: Grags bringing up that one story where he saw the
- 40:22Speaker 7: guy that was here, where the guy where the guy
- 40:25Speaker 7: was he he'd he'd put liquor under his shirt. Because
- 40:29Speaker 7: I noticed this because he's burnted by me and I'm
- 40:31Speaker 7: walking in. I was like, oh, I saw it, like
- 40:33Speaker 7: and then I told because he was he was just running.
- 40:36Speaker 7: He no one was chasing him. I told the security
- 40:38Speaker 7: I called the cops. The cops wouldn't come because the
- 40:41Speaker 7: store wouldn't call them.
- 40:42Speaker 3: Oh my god.
- 40:45Speaker 14: And when I did mention it to somebody like this
- 40:47Speaker 14: random and the customer service employees like it was something
- 40:50Speaker 14: the effect of, well, we don't know, you know, he
- 40:53Speaker 14: needed something alcohol, He apologized, Why.
- 40:59Speaker 6: Do you care so much?
- 41:02Speaker 3: There's the thing with the TV where there was fraud
- 41:05Speaker 3: or something at the store. Oh yeah, you knew where
- 41:08Speaker 3: they were going to be.
- 41:09Speaker 6: Yeah, time debit card got what do you call it?
- 41:13Speaker 6: Not duplicated, but yeah, there you go clone. And they
- 41:17Speaker 6: had been making these purchases with a stolen debit card.
- 41:21Speaker 6: Found out that they ordered a TV at Walmart. They're
- 41:23Speaker 6: going to be there at four pm at the specific
- 41:25Speaker 6: location to pick it up. So we called the police
- 41:27Speaker 6: and said, stolen debit card going to be at Walmart
- 41:31Speaker 6: four pm at the pickup counter getting a TV. And
- 41:35Speaker 6: they said, yeah, there's nothing we can do about it.
- 41:37Speaker 6: What do you mean what do you mean, Yes, there
- 41:39Speaker 6: is information you need. I would be so we're telling
- 41:42Speaker 6: you where the crook is gonna be.
- 41:44Speaker 4: I'd be so indignant. I'd be like, well, there's something
- 41:45Speaker 4: I could do about it.
- 41:46Speaker 6: Yeah, So.
- 41:49Speaker 7: You wouldn't show up there and be like, excuse me, sir, you.
- 41:55Speaker 3: Did Gina show up for that?
- 41:58Speaker 7: I would I wouldn't.
- 42:00Speaker 3: I'd be like, Hi, are you gonna make Andy go
- 42:01Speaker 3: with you?
- 42:03Speaker 7: That kind of stuff. He doesn't like to do with me.
- 42:05Speaker 3: I do do stuff like this, okay, So Greg, I
- 42:08Speaker 3: forget how did you know, like if the debit card
- 42:10Speaker 3: got stolen?
- 42:11Speaker 6: Or whatever.
- 42:11Speaker 3: The number got stolen, How did you How did you
- 42:13Speaker 3: know that it was gonna be at that play the
- 42:15Speaker 3: how'd you get the pick up details?
- 42:16Speaker 6: I would have to ask Mario that he found out
- 42:18Speaker 6: somehow from his bank or something that there was an.
- 42:21Speaker 14: Order give you a dollar amount and a transact and
- 42:24Speaker 14: like a merchant, right, he matched it on the website
- 42:27Speaker 14: or something.
- 42:27Speaker 6: Yeah, how did you get the details? I'm murky on
- 42:30Speaker 6: on that information. But he found out where it was, That's.
- 42:33Speaker 7: What I'm saying.
- 42:33Speaker 4: If it was the amount and where it was, Mario
- 42:36Speaker 4: could have matched that amount to whatever's on the website.
- 42:39Speaker 3: But sometimes I have to decode even who this is.
- 42:41Speaker 3: Like I'll be going through a what is this? And yeah,
- 42:46Speaker 3: I'm email not emailing, but I'm googling. I'm trying to
- 42:48Speaker 3: figure out, like what is this company? And I asked
- 42:50Speaker 3: my wife, this makes any sense to you?
- 42:52Speaker 6: And she's oh, yeah.
- 42:53Speaker 3: Or sometimes I'll be oh, okay, that's the company that
- 42:56Speaker 3: owns this thing.
- 42:57Speaker 6: Gude by what happens with gas stations a lot. Just
- 43:00Speaker 6: say the name of the gas station.
- 43:01Speaker 3: It'll say something it's like company get a payment processing company?
- 43:05Speaker 7: Yeah, and You're like, what what is.
- 43:06Speaker 3: That eight seven seven forty four Wooding, you can text
- 43:09Speaker 3: us over to two two nine eight seven. I'm warning
- 43:12Speaker 3: you right now what I have for you next after
- 43:15Speaker 3: the break might make.
- 43:16Speaker 6: You throw up.
- 43:18Speaker 3: It's morgan, I got I mean, just hearing it might
- 43:24Speaker 3: induce vomiting. Okay, it's bad, all right, I'll have it
- 43:29Speaker 3: for you next, just for be fore warned.
- 43:32Speaker 7: If you say it's bad.
- 43:33Speaker 1: Oh.
- 43:35Speaker 3: Even my wife was like, oh, we were both in
- 43:39Speaker 3: lockstep of this one, and we looked at each other
- 43:42Speaker 3: and go, can you imagine. I'll tell you what it
- 43:46Speaker 3: is next. I give you a little warning but for
- 43:53Speaker 3: the break that what I had for you now could
- 43:55Speaker 3: potentially make you throw up.
- 43:57Speaker 7: I'm scary.
- 44:00Speaker 3: If it makes it's bad, you'll understand. So therapy, right
- 44:06Speaker 3: sea Bass, you know it was good and everyone should
- 44:09Speaker 3: be doing more of it. Okay, So couples therapies, you
- 44:13Speaker 3: go to the therapists, right. It could be for different things.
- 44:15Speaker 3: You ever get into a little bit of puke in
- 44:17Speaker 3: your mouth, already got it. Just just to get things right,
- 44:21Speaker 3: whether it's a communication or maybe sexually, like for the
- 44:25Speaker 3: intimacy part of the relationship. This is Can it truly
- 44:30Speaker 3: be a low high desire partnership that are on the
- 44:34Speaker 3: same page. Like, so one person's like a low desire
- 44:36Speaker 3: person sexually, the other person's a high desire. Honestly, yes,
- 44:39Speaker 3: it can happen, because here's the thing. Many people who
- 44:42Speaker 3: are typically labeled as low desire are more accurately responsive desire,
- 44:47Speaker 3: which means they're not necessarily aroused or turned on until
- 44:51Speaker 3: after they've started some touching or intimate play. That doesn't
- 44:55Speaker 3: mean that they don't enjoy it or see how it
- 44:57Speaker 3: benefits their relationship in a long term. In partnership, maintaining
- 45:01Speaker 3: intimacy requires an effort on both sides, initiating closeness, setting expectations,
- 45:07Speaker 3: clarifying boundaries, being open and flexible, and expressing affection. Okay,
- 45:14Speaker 3: so this thing popped up as like, oh, this is
- 45:17Speaker 3: for couples, and so this is an example that they gave.
- 45:20Speaker 3: So you know, they do those poorly acted out things
- 45:23Speaker 3: in our training videos that we have why at the
- 45:26Speaker 3: radio station, for you know, the sexual harassment stuff, for
- 45:30Speaker 3: violence in the workplace. There's a bunch of these. Yeah, yeah,
- 45:36Speaker 3: so they did the same kind of thing. So what
- 45:38Speaker 3: they just said there about how maintaining intimacy requires things on,
- 45:42Speaker 3: you know, initiating these different things. Here's how you can
- 45:45Speaker 3: do that in your relationship.
- 45:46Speaker 7: Guys.
- 45:47Speaker 3: So this is a husband and a wife, and a
- 45:49Speaker 3: husband is communicating with his wife about what he would
- 45:54Speaker 3: like and this is supposed to be a healthy relationship.
- 45:56Speaker 3: Try not to barf.
- 45:58Speaker 13: Hey, do you want to not the TV? In a
- 46:00Speaker 13: snuggling bad?
- 46:02Speaker 8: Yeah, that's sounds so nice.
- 46:03Speaker 13: What kind of snuggle are you up for?
- 46:06Speaker 15: Let's be naked and let's talk for a bit. I
- 46:08Speaker 15: feel like we haven't had much time to connect this week.
- 46:11Speaker 13: Hey, thank you so much finiciating you know how much
- 46:14Speaker 13: being close means to me.
- 46:16Speaker 16: Thank you for asking me what I am up for.
- 46:18Speaker 16: Didn't feel like pressure and let's see where things.
- 46:21Speaker 3: Go you yuck?
- 46:30Speaker 6: Yeah, a naked snuggle, ugley?
- 46:36Speaker 3: Can you imagine?
- 46:37Speaker 7: It sounds like two AI computers talking to each other.
- 46:40Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 46:40Speaker 3: That, and it's also a good explanation of why the
- 46:42Speaker 3: birth rate is so low.
- 46:44Speaker 4: Another thing, it's like it's one thing if like a
- 46:47Speaker 4: girl wants to be super annoying and be like you
- 46:50Speaker 4: want to snuggle, but guys like, do you want to snuggle?
- 46:53Speaker 7: Thank you for initiating a try, as we.
- 46:56Speaker 3: Haven't had time to connect to the comments section, it
- 46:59Speaker 3: says sex the LinkedIn version made us love never find me.
- 47:06Speaker 3: I had more sexual connection canceling a flight with the
- 47:10Speaker 3: chat bot. This could have been an email, guys, I'd
- 47:17Speaker 3: rather slam my morning Wood in the sock drawer.
- 47:22Speaker 7: There's a small part of society that are telling people
- 47:25Speaker 7: that this is how they.
- 47:26Speaker 1: Need to do.
- 47:27Speaker 3: I guarantee I've been trying to find a way to
- 47:29Speaker 3: tell my wife I'm gay. Thank you for this exactly.
- 47:34Speaker 3: My prostate exam has had more passion.
- 47:37Speaker 6: These are awesome naked snuggles, childlife.
- 47:41Speaker 3: I never thought i'd consider advocating for less consent, Yet
- 47:44Speaker 3: here I am. Oh, that's that's what this is. This
- 47:47Speaker 3: is the natural extension of the consent of consent.
- 47:50Speaker 6: Right. It's like those hair cutting videos when the barber says,
- 47:53Speaker 6: do I have permission to touch you?
- 47:54Speaker 7: I don't understand that the fl so you can come,
- 47:57Speaker 7: I'm in your chair.
- 47:57Speaker 8: I've seen those two and then they're like, what's your pronouns?
- 47:59Speaker 3: BEFO where we get to.
- 48:02Speaker 1: You?
- 48:02Speaker 8: You're here for a haircut?
- 48:03Speaker 6: No, I'm gonna do it magically.
- 48:05Speaker 3: I missed this episode of Love on the Spectrum like
- 48:10Speaker 3: that I'll love at the spectrum.
- 48:11Speaker 7: Is that what they do is like me, you know,
- 48:13Speaker 7: can I have an They're actually way more passionate.
- 48:15Speaker 3: It's way less more normal. This chick says, I'd rather
- 48:19Speaker 3: be hit for serving a cold dinner and being told
- 48:22Speaker 3: I can't my wife. My wife kind of said the
- 48:25Speaker 3: same thing. She goes, I would have to punch you
- 48:27Speaker 3: in the face.
- 48:28Speaker 7: Yeah, that's so gross.
- 48:32Speaker 3: Yeah, if you're if you're just tuning in. This is
- 48:34Speaker 3: a therapist who is trying to counsel couples on how
- 48:38Speaker 3: to have proper communication when one person is a high
- 48:41Speaker 3: desire sexual person and the other person is a low
- 48:43Speaker 3: desire to initiate closeness, set expectations, clarified boundaries, being open
- 48:48Speaker 3: and flexible, and expressing affection. How would you do that
- 48:51Speaker 3: and how would you do that in a real and
- 48:53Speaker 3: a real interaction?
- 48:54Speaker 13: Do you want to turn off the tving a snug
- 48:57Speaker 13: in bed?
- 48:58Speaker 1: Like?
- 48:58Speaker 3: If I said it to my wife again, I would
- 49:00Speaker 3: expect her to punch me in the face.
- 49:02Speaker 7: These guys sounds like he's crying.
- 49:04Speaker 13: Hey, do you want to turn off the TV? And
- 49:07Speaker 13: that's not going to bed?
- 49:08Speaker 8: Yeah that's sounds so nice.
- 49:10Speaker 13: What kind of snuggle.
- 49:11Speaker 15: Are you up for let's be naked and let's talk
- 49:14Speaker 15: for a bit. I feel like we haven't had much
- 49:16Speaker 15: time to connect this week.
- 49:17Speaker 13: Hey, thank you so much finishiating you know how much being.
- 49:21Speaker 16: Close to me asking me what I am up for
- 49:25Speaker 16: didn't feel like pressure and let's see where things go.
- 49:28Speaker 7: Okay, you.
- 49:32Speaker 3: Say you should never feel pressured to have sex in
- 49:34Speaker 3: your relationship. In fact, saying yes when you feel pressured
- 49:36Speaker 3: will increase your resistance next time, So don't do it.
- 49:40Speaker 3: And you can create routines at foster intimacy and keep
- 49:43Speaker 3: both of you feeling close and satisfied in the relationship.
- 49:46Speaker 7: But this does This doesn't make.
- 49:48Speaker 4: Any sense because you know what makes me not want
- 49:50Speaker 4: to have sex?
- 49:51Speaker 7: My husband like, hey, Nila, right, yeah.
- 49:55Speaker 11: And let's get naked and see where it goes. We're
- 49:58Speaker 11: in a relationship, we know where this is going.
- 50:02Speaker 3: Why are we getting naked to talk?
- 50:04Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 50:04Speaker 3: I would like to just so. Now we're lying in bed,
- 50:06Speaker 3: we're both naked. Now what how is how's you let's talk?
- 50:09Speaker 6: And then when she says thank you for initiating, it's
- 50:12Speaker 6: almost as if she said, oh, thank god you brought
- 50:14Speaker 6: it up exactly. You're allowed to initiate too, but I
- 50:17Speaker 6: thought you're gay.
- 50:18Speaker 7: Okay.
- 50:19Speaker 11: What I don't get with me if they're saying, like, okay,
- 50:22Speaker 11: one of them needs a warm.
- 50:23Speaker 10: Up period physically, you know, touching or whatever, and the
- 50:25Speaker 10: other one doesn't really but they're already watching TV on
- 50:29Speaker 10: the couch. Why can't you just snuggle on the couch
- 50:31Speaker 10: and have that sort of be your closeness and touch
- 50:35Speaker 10: and whatever.
- 50:36Speaker 8: Sammy and we need to get naked in bed to
- 50:38Speaker 8: warm up.
- 50:39Speaker 7: I don't said.
- 50:40Speaker 3: This sounds like the adult version of the Ricky jerkin
- 50:42Speaker 3: Off video of the like Hi Ricky, Yeah, I know
- 50:45Speaker 3: what you were doing so good? It felt good?
- 50:48Speaker 7: Was putting out this video. This is how they want people.
- 50:51Speaker 3: To Yeah, they're a therapist and they're they're trying to
- 50:53Speaker 3: instruct them how to do this. Nobody's listening to that.
- 50:57Speaker 8: They have other good videos.
- 50:58Speaker 3: I bet you there's a lot of stuff like this.
- 51:00Speaker 3: College orientations.
- 51:01Speaker 4: Yes, well, remember how many years ago they started making
- 51:04Speaker 4: kids like sign a pledge, like a consent pledge and
- 51:07Speaker 4: a dormy.
- 51:08Speaker 8: There you go, Yeah, when you move into your dorms
- 51:10Speaker 8: the first year you signed some.
- 51:11Speaker 4: Consentkay, fine, I mean that's whatever, But like, you're married
- 51:15Speaker 4: and am I allowed to?
- 51:17Speaker 7: It's not.
- 51:20Speaker 3: How does it start at your house?
- 51:22Speaker 1: Is like?
- 51:23Speaker 6: Is it like a want to do it?
- 51:25Speaker 1: No?
- 51:26Speaker 4: Because I'm married to a clown, as you know, I'll
- 51:29Speaker 4: just get like a very like over the top.
- 51:32Speaker 3: Hey, yeah, that's fun, that's.
- 51:36Speaker 6: Fine, and then you're ready.
- 51:38Speaker 3: God more than him pointing at his job. I would
- 51:42Speaker 3: rather that than this. I said, this dude eats quefs
- 51:46Speaker 3: for breakfast.
- 51:47Speaker 7: Uh is he is?
- 51:50Speaker 3: He doesn't?
- 51:51Speaker 7: Yeah?
- 51:52Speaker 3: Oh man, hey, you said that you had that friend
- 51:56Speaker 3: who would peg boyfriends and stuff. You know this guy's
- 51:58Speaker 3: taking a peg and oh.
- 52:00Speaker 8: For sure, but he probably doesn't even know how to
- 52:01Speaker 8: ask for it.
- 52:05Speaker 6: Now he does.
- 52:06Speaker 3: I want this broom handle on Chritslast the wood Show,
- 52:17Speaker 3: and let's check in on me after hours voicemails. Let's
- 52:21Speaker 3: anytime after the show. You can just leave us whatever
- 52:25Speaker 3: you got that is on that same number you call
- 52:30Speaker 3: in during the show. Eight seven seven forty four, Woody.
- 52:34Speaker 3: That's eight seven seven forty four, Woody. Let's see we
- 52:39Speaker 3: got we got this one here.
- 52:41Speaker 12: Hey, Woodie shows, giving you guys a call about the
- 52:43Speaker 12: Gina thing and her king and the different holes. I
- 52:46Speaker 12: was just calling because I was on board that you
- 52:48Speaker 12: had vinta, but like deductive reasoning is a part of
- 52:52Speaker 12: that test. I'm just questioning how you weren't able to
- 52:55Speaker 12: like figure that out. I'm just really baffled, I guess
- 52:58Speaker 12: on how that is. And I hate I agree with SeaBASS.
- 53:01Speaker 12: That's the MENTA thing doesn't seem to add up as much.
- 53:03Speaker 12: But it really does seem to not add up because
- 53:06Speaker 12: it it feels like my deductive reasoning, you'd be able
- 53:08Speaker 12: to figure out that that's not how it works down there.
- 53:11Speaker 12: But I mean love big time. Ay, Yeah, that's there.
- 53:14Speaker 3: Yeah, the Matthew mathem for him that that you know,
- 53:17Speaker 3: Gina would be mensa.
- 53:18Speaker 4: Well, here's the thing, fir ast all this this discovery
- 53:20Speaker 4: wasn't made yesterday. It was made in my twenties. So
- 53:23Speaker 4: give me a little give me a little room there.
- 53:25Speaker 7: Also, it's crazy, I don't know.
- 53:27Speaker 4: Sea Best doesn't seem to get this, but it's probably
- 53:29Speaker 4: because he's such a genius.
- 53:30Speaker 7: He's never wrong.
- 53:32Speaker 4: But if I know something, then I'm gonna know it all.
- 53:34Speaker 4: But if I don't know it, then I'm not smart.
- 53:37Speaker 4: So where's the common ground? Why can't I just be human?
- 53:41Speaker 3: I know of something stuff and other stuff. Sea best
- 53:44Speaker 3: does know everything? Oh okay, well that's hard to see
- 53:47Speaker 3: where somebody wouldn't know everything.
- 53:49Speaker 7: It's just a question.
- 53:50Speaker 4: Toll always carry with me and ponder, I must be
- 53:55Speaker 4: dumb if I don't know everything, but if I know
- 53:56Speaker 4: everything and know it all.
- 53:59Speaker 3: For Woody, this one is about how Greg called Homeland Security.
- 54:05Speaker 3: We were asking everybody if they agreed. He saw an suv,
- 54:08Speaker 3: big white suv and it had a sticker along the
- 54:10Speaker 3: top of the windshield. Said Caliban.
- 54:13Speaker 6: Yeah, so bad.
- 54:16Speaker 3: I mean as somebody who loves to call, you know
- 54:18Speaker 3: and complain to you know, building management or the cop.
- 54:22Speaker 6: It was more like a just letting you know nothing.
- 54:24Speaker 1: He likes.
- 54:25Speaker 3: He likes to call it narc people out seeing something
- 54:27Speaker 3: and saying something, Yeah, so would would you have done
- 54:29Speaker 3: the same thing? I feel that the actual Taliban doesn't advertised.
- 54:33Speaker 6: Did I think that is what the case was?
- 54:35Speaker 3: I would honestly think it was like a Nathan for
- 54:36Speaker 3: U sketch or something.
- 54:38Speaker 7: No peace.
- 54:39Speaker 3: No, it turns out it's kind of tied into the cartel. Yeah,
- 54:44Speaker 3: that seems to be. That seems to be the consensus, right, Yeah,
- 54:47Speaker 3: all right, So here's after ours voicemail.
- 54:50Speaker 17: I am here to give my full support to Greg
- 54:53Speaker 17: Gory for informing Homeland Security of that creepy car with
- 54:58Speaker 17: the Taliban message on it. But I wouldn't stop there,
- 55:01Speaker 17: you know, I would have called the police Department, the
- 55:03Speaker 17: Sheriff's Department, CIA, Secret Service, the Army, the Air Force,
- 55:08Speaker 17: like I would have called everybody to report that, because
- 55:11Speaker 17: you know, I've never seen anything like that before. That's creepy.
- 55:14Speaker 17: There's nothing cool or funny about the Taliban, those guys.
- 55:17Speaker 17: I love you, Greg Gory, thank you for keeping our
- 55:19Speaker 17: country safe.
- 55:20Speaker 1: We love.
- 55:24Speaker 3: Thank you for your service. I do think he was
- 55:29Speaker 3: really supporting Greg, like legit. We have a new level
- 55:34Speaker 3: called the Coast Guard.
- 55:35Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 55:38Speaker 6: I don't know how many times I can preface things
- 55:39Speaker 6: with I filed the report saying don't know if this
- 55:42Speaker 6: is a thing.
- 55:43Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, here's another after hours voicemail eight seven
- 55:46Speaker 3: seven forty four, Woody Morgan, This one's for.
- 55:49Speaker 17: You, Hey, Woody. Show got a big shout out for Morgan.
- 55:53Speaker 17: What a great show she put on. You're the biggest,
- 55:57Speaker 17: baddest bitch of all.
- 55:59Speaker 3: All right, so he enjoyed, he enjoyed watching the fight. Yeah,
- 56:03Speaker 3: we got a lot of people are reacting to the
- 56:05Speaker 3: Morgan victory Cook.
- 56:07Speaker 6: I just watched your fight.
- 56:09Speaker 1: You did a phenomenal job. That was a great, great fight,
- 56:11Speaker 1: and I'm sorry you took the l on that one.
- 56:14Speaker 1: You're a winner in my book. I loved how they
- 56:16Speaker 1: talked about you going from MMA fans to an actual fighter.
- 56:21Speaker 1: I just think it was a pretty kick assid you rock.
- 56:25Speaker 1: It was great fun to watch, and hopefully you'll keep
- 56:27Speaker 1: it kicking. Ask what you can. So Eyry proud of you, Morgan.
- 56:30Speaker 1: All right, you take care, Love you guys.
- 56:32Speaker 7: Bye.
- 56:33Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 56:34Speaker 3: Somebody had just texted in two two five saying, Hey,
- 56:36Speaker 3: I'm listening to Monday's podcast. It really warms my heart
- 56:39Speaker 3: to hear all the support you guys give to Morgan
- 56:41Speaker 3: and her dreams.
- 56:42Speaker 6: Keep it up. Love the show. I know we are bearing.
- 56:46Speaker 3: Thank you. Let's give you one more eight Whatie, Tyler,
- 56:52Speaker 3: this one's for you.
- 56:53Speaker 6: Here we go. You know what you show? What's up?
- 56:56Speaker 18: I just listened on the podcast about Tyler's whole moving
- 57:00Speaker 18: out thing, and I was totally on Tyler's side until
- 57:05Speaker 18: that's like Tyler is kind of making him stuff look
- 57:08Speaker 18: like a piece of I like the dude until now
- 57:12Speaker 18: he sucks, like seriously that guy.
- 57:16Speaker 3: All right, so Tyler, yea, yeah, I just want to
- 57:18Speaker 3: make sure that No, I do have a question for
- 57:21Speaker 3: you because I don't know how many of this stuff works.
- 57:23Speaker 3: You brought those cards in as you're collateral for the money. Yeah, right,
- 57:29Speaker 3: So did you buy them already graded? Because what I
- 57:32Speaker 3: also didn't understand about this. When you get a car,
- 57:34Speaker 3: let's how you pull one from a pack. This is
- 57:36Speaker 3: what was explained to me yesterday. You pull one from
- 57:38Speaker 3: a pack, you bring it to a place, and it
- 57:40Speaker 3: costs like a bunch of money to get them graded.
- 57:43Speaker 5: So it depends on how you do it. Personally, I
- 57:46Speaker 5: buy mine already graded. Okay, yeah, I get a right.
- 57:48Speaker 6: Right.
- 57:49Speaker 14: The car companies have figured that out, and there's a
- 57:50Speaker 14: lot of them, like he's saying, are sipping that stuff
- 57:52Speaker 14: for you?
- 57:53Speaker 3: Yeah right?
- 57:53Speaker 4: Well, also, it's such a gamble because you're paying. Yeah,
- 57:56Speaker 4: you had to send it away and it's you know whatever.
- 57:59Speaker 3: Fifteen It somewhere.
- 58:03Speaker 4: When my kid had was in his Pokemon phase, that
- 58:07Speaker 4: stuff had to be sent away and paid for, and
- 58:09Speaker 4: then it would come back and he'd be like, oh,
- 58:11Speaker 4: it's a six like.
- 58:13Speaker 3: You and kids are are getting them graded.
- 58:18Speaker 5: So there are a couple of spots where you can
- 58:20Speaker 5: drop them off at like a p S, A authorized
- 58:23Speaker 5: center or whatever, and then they ship it off. I
- 58:25Speaker 5: think the New Jersey.
- 58:26Speaker 7: Yeah, but that one event we went to in Vegas,
- 58:32Speaker 7: they were like grading stuff on site when.
- 58:34Speaker 1: They do that.
- 58:35Speaker 5: So they do that at special special show, special conventions,
- 58:39Speaker 5: like the bigger ones where like the higher cards get seld,
- 58:41Speaker 5: like like the.
- 58:41Speaker 3: People who are selling you know, like copy keys and whatever,
- 58:44Speaker 3: the knife sharpening.
- 58:47Speaker 14: So we're in a giant bubble right now. I'm predicting that,
- 58:51Speaker 14: oh yeah, big time. This is this can't survive, that
- 58:53Speaker 14: all this this inflated fake money can't continue, like all
- 58:56Speaker 14: this grading and stuff because this happened, you know, years ago.
- 58:59Speaker 14: I remember when eighties and nineties that sports cards were
- 59:01Speaker 14: huge and they went away. Now that they've come back
- 59:03Speaker 14: it So that's what I'm saying. That's on I'm like stuck, yeah,
- 59:06Speaker 14: right exactly. So I'm saying this novel thirty years, this
- 59:08Speaker 14: bubble will again break and a bunch of dorks and losers,
- 59:12Speaker 14: especially middle of men, grown men are into this stuff now.
- 59:16Speaker 3: Well if it costs fifty bucks, here's why they don't
- 59:17Speaker 3: get if it costs fifty bucks to get a card graded,
- 59:21Speaker 3: but the card's worth forty dollars.
- 59:25Speaker 6: So that's the gamble.
- 59:26Speaker 5: So yeah, so you can have it raw, which means
- 59:29Speaker 5: it's ungraded. Okay, yeah, you could have it like that.
- 59:34Speaker 5: It's ungraded. It'll let's say it worth it's worth forty bucks.
- 59:38Speaker 5: If it gets a ten, it pretty much doubles it,
- 59:40Speaker 5: so it would be worth eighty. But you gotta you
- 59:43Speaker 5: gotta be real careful with it because while it's grading,
- 59:45Speaker 5: like let's say that player gets hurt that car, it's
- 59:47Speaker 5: worth a lot less than when you sent it in.
- 59:49Speaker 3: So okay, all right, interesting. Now the other part I'm
- 59:53Speaker 3: curious about where are you getting all the money for
- 59:56Speaker 3: these cards?
- 59:57Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 59:57Speaker 5: I mean I have two jobs, and I have extra
- 59:59Speaker 5: money staved up, and I've bought cards, flipped him for
- 1:00:01Speaker 5: more and then use that to buy one.
- 1:00:03Speaker 3: So you're like, you're not still on a stipend from
- 1:00:05Speaker 3: your parents or anything. I don't know. I didn't know
- 1:00:08Speaker 3: if you're still like on your mom's payrollers.
- 1:00:09Speaker 5: Now, business man, I'll be wrong. I got really lucky.
- 1:00:13Speaker 5: I pulled one from a pack I sent it in
- 1:00:14Speaker 5: for grading. If it comes back at ten, it's worth
- 1:00:16Speaker 5: like seven grand?
- 1:00:19Speaker 1: What is it?
- 1:00:19Speaker 5: It is a con Kanupple rookie autograph number to twenty five.
- 1:00:23Speaker 6: Okay, who is that? Greg? Say the name again, Tyler
- 1:00:27Speaker 6: Conkle Conkuple sounds like a muppet. Yeah, that's I guess now.
- 1:00:33Speaker 5: He is the star rookie for the Charlotte Hornets.
- 1:00:36Speaker 3: Have not known that Charlotte Hornets are I have no clue.
- 1:00:41Speaker 6: What's called Charlotte Hornet hockey? No, really, I don't know.
- 1:00:46Speaker 3: That's not a bad guess. It's a sport.
- 1:00:48Speaker 7: Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
- 1:00:53Speaker 14: Tyler just exemplified it, because every sports card collector has
- 1:00:56Speaker 14: a story like what Tyler just said. What I'm saying
- 1:00:58Speaker 14: is that can't there's so much of that supply overall,
- 1:01:01Speaker 14: the value cannot be more than what we're paying for
- 1:01:03Speaker 14: all these things.
- 1:01:04Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 1:01:04Speaker 4: If that's the case, Tyler, you better flip that question.
- 1:01:06Speaker 6: I'm planning on it.
- 1:01:07Speaker 5: I have it supposed to come back from grading, like
- 1:01:09Speaker 5: maybe in two weeks, and I'm gonna flip it immediately because.
- 1:01:12Speaker 3: Like, why would they allow that to happen? Is that
- 1:01:13Speaker 3: what you're talking about?
- 1:01:15Speaker 14: Everybody is making all this money. That doesn't make sense
- 1:01:19Speaker 14: that we're just generating fake money out of nothing.
- 1:01:21Speaker 3: Because isn't that what Nike did? Nike like there was
- 1:01:24Speaker 3: the secondary market, and so Nike's like, why is everybody
- 1:01:27Speaker 3: else making you know, money hand over fist, And they
- 1:01:29Speaker 3: started reissuing and they started reissuing all these things to
- 1:01:32Speaker 3: kind of kill that secondary market.
- 1:01:35Speaker 7: I think the baseball card thing is a little different though.
- 1:01:37Speaker 5: Yeah you can't really reissue. I mean maybe they could
- 1:01:40Speaker 5: figure out why can you for shoes? Then I think
- 1:01:43Speaker 5: because shoes you can just kind of like remake them,
- 1:01:45Speaker 5: like you can't you can't make credit card, Well you can't.
- 1:01:49Speaker 6: Rookie year. Right.
- 1:01:50Speaker 3: The car companies are going the reverse.
- 1:01:52Speaker 14: They're they're creating specialty one off cards with a little
- 1:01:54Speaker 14: tiny piece of so and so's jersey. Yeah yeah, right,
- 1:01:57Speaker 14: they're going there. They're they're creating, they're artificially creating scarcity
- 1:02:00Speaker 14: of the front end.
- 1:02:01Speaker 4: There's a little piece of fabric on the cards.
- 1:02:03Speaker 5: The problem is, I think they're making too much too fast,
- 1:02:05Speaker 5: and that's what's going to burst.
- 1:02:06Speaker 3: It's also kind of like beanie babies, like people like
- 1:02:10Speaker 3: just thinking that this is gonna be the retirement because
- 1:02:12Speaker 3: they had the beanie babies with the perfect tags and oversatur.
- 1:02:15Speaker 7: Yeah, but with the baseball card thing, I think with
- 1:02:17Speaker 7: the ultra excusive stuff like the pieces of jerseys and
- 1:02:20Speaker 7: stuff like that, which is that those were always those
- 1:02:23Speaker 7: will always be worth a lot.
- 1:02:25Speaker 3: See, that's what people keep thinking. That's where the bubbles gonna.
- 1:02:28Speaker 5: So the jersey ones used to be worth a lot
- 1:02:30Speaker 5: of money, but then people found out that one of
- 1:02:32Speaker 5: the companies wasn't using specific game jerseys and they were
- 1:02:35Speaker 5: just getting it from random players, and so those kind
- 1:02:39Speaker 5: of for now, the autographs are still that's where it's at.
- 1:02:43Speaker 6: That's where your money.
- 1:02:44Speaker 11: Also, and Greg Charlotte Hornet's Basketball.
- 1:02:47Speaker 6: Okay, the show.
- 1:02:55Speaker 3: And we get underway another new hour in Sense Activity
- 1:03:00Speaker 3: Training for a politically correct world. What Greg Menace gras
- 1:03:05Speaker 3: phones open eight seven, text us over to two two
- 1:03:10Speaker 3: nine eight seven. I tell you, like iPhone, him, Android,
- 1:03:14Speaker 3: PlayStation and Xbox people have taken sides of the whole.
- 1:03:18Speaker 3: You know, Tyler and Morgan. Yes, yeah, but like the
- 1:03:23Speaker 3: Tyler and Morgan people have their camps. Yeah, like, oh,
- 1:03:28Speaker 3: you guys are being too easy on Tyler. Oh, you
- 1:03:29Speaker 3: guys are being too easy on Morgan. This one like
- 1:03:32Speaker 3: that just came in sixty six to one. You guys
- 1:03:34Speaker 3: are a holes, nothing but good stuff and shout outs
- 1:03:38Speaker 3: about Morgan even though she's been a bitch about this
- 1:03:40Speaker 3: whole time, just issuing on Tyler. When Morgan brought all
- 1:03:43Speaker 3: this upon herself, she's the only person you guys caddle.
- 1:03:46Speaker 3: Do you think that we've coddled you?
- 1:03:48Speaker 2: No?
- 1:03:48Speaker 3: I don't think so.
- 1:03:49Speaker 8: That's my personal opinion.
- 1:03:50Speaker 3: But I think we've been fair on both sides here,
- 1:03:53Speaker 3: extremely fair.
- 1:03:54Speaker 8: Yes, person leave a voice small that you hate me?
- 1:03:56Speaker 8: Then like where are they at?
- 1:03:57Speaker 3: My part is like, I think I think we've been
- 1:04:00Speaker 3: completely fair on both sides. We told you where we
- 1:04:03Speaker 3: thought you were messing up. We told Tyler where he
- 1:04:06Speaker 3: thought he was messing up, like, you know, not giving
- 1:04:08Speaker 3: you the thirty days as an example, you know, things
- 1:04:12Speaker 3: like that for you. I said, Okay, I think you're
- 1:04:14Speaker 3: being maybe you know, kind of getting a little uh,
- 1:04:17Speaker 3: you know, creeped out or whatever about this. You guys
- 1:04:19Speaker 3: made out. He took a shot. Now it's over. Got
- 1:04:22Speaker 3: that kind of thing right, right. We've told you, both
- 1:04:25Speaker 3: of you being kind of big babies, you know. Like,
- 1:04:28Speaker 3: so I think we've been very fair.
- 1:04:30Speaker 6: We've been very fair.
- 1:04:31Speaker 3: But it's funny, man. People are just in there, they're
- 1:04:33Speaker 3: in their camp. Stop.
- 1:04:35Speaker 8: See the messages get on social media.
- 1:04:37Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's it's all right, it's all right, but hey,
- 1:04:41Speaker 3: send your text over. Yeah afterwards voicemails even better. Yeah, yeah,
- 1:04:44Speaker 3: anytime after the show eight seven seven forty for Woodie Man,
- 1:04:49Speaker 3: we got some bitch be tripping stories. Oh, there's there's
- 1:04:53Speaker 3: some really good ones. We're gonna we're gonna get to that.
- 1:04:55Speaker 3: And a couple like real Shysters, one that you listen
- 1:04:59Speaker 3: to a whole podcast about. Yeah, I've heard you talking
- 1:05:03Speaker 3: to Greg about it like that story. Has anybody oh,
- 1:05:09Speaker 3: oh for sure. Has anybody had relationship or somebody just
- 1:05:16Speaker 3: like over the top, fabricated whatever, like.
- 1:05:20Speaker 6: Oh of course, like megalized left and right.
- 1:05:23Speaker 3: Yeah, but on real serious stuff like my ex girlfriend Yanna,
- 1:05:29Speaker 3: Oh she guys hate it.
- 1:05:30Speaker 6: Takes the cake.
- 1:05:31Speaker 3: She takes the cake.
- 1:05:32Speaker 7: That was the craziest person I never met the person.
- 1:05:35Speaker 7: You didn't meet her, No, she was out by the
- 1:05:38Speaker 7: time we started hanging out. Yeah, but I she was
- 1:05:41Speaker 7: she Yeah, but she was a legend.
- 1:05:45Speaker 6: She is the one.
- 1:05:45Speaker 3: She made up, she made up having cancer, cancer, She
- 1:05:49Speaker 3: told me she was going through cancer treatments.
- 1:05:51Speaker 6: She said stuff about her sister that wasn't true.
- 1:05:53Speaker 3: She said that her sister died, yes, because she got
- 1:05:57Speaker 3: in an accident with a drunk driver who was and
- 1:05:59Speaker 3: this is the detail that she went not did her
- 1:06:02Speaker 3: sister die, but her sister was killed by a drunk
- 1:06:04Speaker 3: driver who was a soldier that had just gotten back
- 1:06:07Speaker 3: from deployment. That's very specific. And she found out because
- 1:06:11Speaker 3: in the accident, her sister's cell phone was thrown from
- 1:06:14Speaker 3: the wreckage and person a person who witnessed it picked
- 1:06:18Speaker 3: it up on the side of the road and and
- 1:06:21Speaker 3: and called the contact that said sister. I'm like, you
- 1:06:25Speaker 3: were in her phone as sister, Like I have my sister,
- 1:06:29Speaker 3: and there was Robin and I know that's my sister.
- 1:06:34Speaker 7: You don't have to be like.
- 1:06:36Speaker 3: And so you know, because I know it sounds weird
- 1:06:39Speaker 3: for me and you guys, well you remember Greg, like
- 1:06:43Speaker 3: I was, so I didn't. I didn't want to call
- 1:06:46Speaker 3: BS in case and the off chance it was true,
- 1:06:48Speaker 3: and I was trying to have I was on this
- 1:06:50Speaker 3: fence of like I want to have empathy, but I'm like,
- 1:06:52Speaker 3: this doesn't add up. She was nuts something might be
- 1:06:56Speaker 3: false memory syndrome. Wasn't there something about a stolen watch?
- 1:07:00Speaker 7: No?
- 1:07:00Speaker 6: No, no something?
- 1:07:02Speaker 3: No no, no, she said, I guess she owed somebody
- 1:07:04Speaker 3: money because the dead sister. The reason I found out
- 1:07:06Speaker 3: the sister was alive. Oh so she did have a sister, Yeah,
- 1:07:09Speaker 3: she did. So the sister called me. This is way
- 1:07:13Speaker 3: after we broke up. This is like a year plus
- 1:07:14Speaker 3: after we broke up. She called me and said, oh, hey,
- 1:07:19Speaker 3: this is Yanna's sister.
- 1:07:22Speaker 12: I go, what.
- 1:07:25Speaker 13: I go?
- 1:07:26Speaker 3: Okay? I said, all right, and she's like, well what
- 1:07:29Speaker 3: I go. I'll tell you a second.
- 1:07:31Speaker 6: What can I What can I do for you?
- 1:07:33Speaker 1: Hey?
- 1:07:33Speaker 3: So she owes me money, but she says that the
- 1:07:37Speaker 3: reason she can't pay me is because she got a
- 1:07:41Speaker 3: tax refund, like from filing her taxes, and that I
- 1:07:44Speaker 3: took her check and I cashed it and kept it
- 1:07:47Speaker 3: because it had been sent to because she was living
- 1:07:49Speaker 3: with me at the time, it had gotten sent to
- 1:07:51Speaker 3: my address, and so when I got it, I just
- 1:07:53Speaker 3: cashed it and kept it.
- 1:07:54Speaker 7: I guess that's super easy to do what somebody else's name.
- 1:07:57Speaker 3: First of all, I don't in any way, shape or
- 1:07:58Speaker 3: formed need her money, nor would I ever do something
- 1:08:01Speaker 3: like that, but also crazy, you're calling me because I
- 1:08:05Speaker 3: was told you were dead a miracle. So the person
- 1:08:09Speaker 3: that told you that it is the same person that
- 1:08:11Speaker 3: told me that you died.
- 1:08:12Speaker 6: So how do you take that information?
- 1:08:14Speaker 3: She's like, are you kidding?
- 1:08:16Speaker 16: She was?
- 1:08:16Speaker 3: By the way, I figured that was the case. I
- 1:08:19Speaker 3: figured that was the case. What she was telling me
- 1:08:21Speaker 3: was not true about the check. She knows her sister, Yeah,
- 1:08:27Speaker 3: she was nuts. And then the last I heard, didn't
- 1:08:30Speaker 3: we look her up at some point? She's a kindergarten teacher.
- 1:08:34Speaker 4: Well at least she's at her own like emotional level.
- 1:08:37Speaker 11: Yeah, just raising our youth.
- 1:08:38Speaker 6: And then somewhere in a box somewhere in my house,
- 1:08:42Speaker 6: perhaps the garage is an iPod that I have a
- 1:08:45Speaker 6: photo of Woody and her in my.
- 1:08:47Speaker 3: Hot tub because Greg had a party in his house
- 1:08:50Speaker 3: and there was like everybody was hanging out, So there's
- 1:08:52Speaker 3: a bunch of other people in the hot tub as well.
- 1:08:56Speaker 6: It wasn't like a surveillance photo. There's nothing to see.
- 1:08:59Speaker 3: I think we're having and beers or something.
- 1:09:00Speaker 7: We were we were I don't even know what this
- 1:09:02Speaker 7: person looks like.
- 1:09:03Speaker 11: Yeah, so you lived with this girl, Greg knew her,
- 1:09:05Speaker 11: how long were you with her for?
- 1:09:06Speaker 6: I don't remember a few months, right.
- 1:09:09Speaker 3: Well that's after more than that. We were together before
- 1:09:13Speaker 3: we took that job where I met you, Greg, you
- 1:09:15Speaker 3: were Yeah, So I thought she moved there with me
- 1:09:20Speaker 3: because it's like, I'll see where it goes. It wasn't
- 1:09:22Speaker 3: anything crazy with her.
- 1:09:23Speaker 6: I think her being there from day one. Yeah, I
- 1:09:28Speaker 6: thought she came later. And then there was another crazy
- 1:09:30Speaker 6: one after her too, Nicole, the one who ripped up
- 1:09:33Speaker 6: the photo of your mom.
- 1:09:34Speaker 3: You know, she thought she had a picture. Yeah, I
- 1:09:37Speaker 3: told this story she she found a picture of my mom.
- 1:09:40Speaker 3: She goes, oh, I found some picture of some ex
- 1:09:42Speaker 3: girlfriend that you had, And I go, no, I'm not
- 1:09:45Speaker 3: a photo guy. I don't keep that kind of stuff,
- 1:09:47Speaker 3: like you know, like huh what? And she had done
- 1:09:51Speaker 3: this why I left early for work because doing early
- 1:09:53Speaker 3: morning stuff, right, So I'm like, I don't even know
- 1:09:56Speaker 3: what picture you're talking about, because well, it's in the
- 1:09:58Speaker 3: garbage can when you get home.
- 1:09:59Speaker 6: You'll see.
- 1:09:59Speaker 3: Now it's I got home and I'm like, you bitch,
- 1:10:02Speaker 3: this was a picture of my mother from back when
- 1:10:04Speaker 3: she was like thirty. So it was like an old
- 1:10:06Speaker 3: like ol and Mills.
- 1:10:07Speaker 4: Yeah, because you do that with your girlfriend, like send
- 1:10:10Speaker 4: in a wagon wheel?
- 1:10:12Speaker 7: Can you not look at that?
- 1:10:14Speaker 6: And it's be like, oh, this is clearly somebody's mom. Yeah,
- 1:10:18Speaker 6: was that?
- 1:10:18Speaker 3: That was that the day you broke up?
- 1:10:19Speaker 7: Please tell me, No, it was.
- 1:10:22Speaker 1: It was?
- 1:10:22Speaker 3: It was, it was, It wasn't it wasn't long after that.
- 1:10:24Speaker 11: It was an innocent mistake.
- 1:10:26Speaker 7: It was his mom.
- 1:10:27Speaker 4: And so it's not your picture, bitch, it doesn't matter. Yeah,
- 1:10:31Speaker 4: rip up somebody else's pictures.
- 1:10:32Speaker 6: I think they had sex at the work stairway after
- 1:10:34Speaker 6: that before.
- 1:10:39Speaker 7: That's how they stick around.
- 1:10:42Speaker 3: Yeah, she worked there.
- 1:10:44Speaker 1: She did.
- 1:10:45Speaker 6: She worked like well, she was like in the sales
- 1:10:47Speaker 6: department and she would walk into the studio and just
- 1:10:49Speaker 6: stand there and stare at us.
- 1:10:51Speaker 7: She sounds awesome.
- 1:10:52Speaker 3: Great mistakes for me.
- 1:10:56Speaker 4: One of my best friends for nine years was with
- 1:10:59Speaker 4: a guy that we all tried to tell her there
- 1:11:01Speaker 4: was something up. Turn out he had basically an extra family,
- 1:11:06Speaker 4: and he was always broke and always borrowing money from
- 1:11:08Speaker 4: her friends and saying to them like, don't tell her,
- 1:11:11Speaker 4: don't tell her, I'm asking for money. So randomly, all
- 1:11:13Speaker 4: these people would end up hitting her up and be like,
- 1:11:15Speaker 4: I feel really bad telling you this. He begged me
- 1:11:17Speaker 4: not to, but like, hews me a lot of money,
- 1:11:20Speaker 4: and these calls just came in constantly, and she'd go, oh, well,
- 1:11:23Speaker 4: you know, his paycheck got lost or the company shut down,
- 1:11:27Speaker 4: or the person from accounts payable is sick. And I'd
- 1:11:30Speaker 4: be like, you know what, either he's lying or he's
- 1:11:33Speaker 4: just the most unlucky man on the planet.
- 1:11:36Speaker 7: Yeah, she did that one years. Yeah, Wow, it was tough.
- 1:11:40Speaker 3: Damn that crazy runs deep. Now. The one thing I
- 1:11:43Speaker 3: will give both of these people, and that the one
- 1:11:46Speaker 3: the cancer and the dead sister, Like that's health appere
- 1:11:50Speaker 3: on mental problems, right, the thing with the over the
- 1:11:54Speaker 3: top insecurity jealousy ripping up the picture, which she didn't
- 1:11:57Speaker 3: realize it was my mother, okay whatever. She was like
- 1:12:00Speaker 3: twenty four, Yeah, different category. She's in an early mid twenty.
- 1:12:06Speaker 3: I think everybody that's that's like prime time for yeah exactly,
- 1:12:10Speaker 3: that's not that's prime time for that type of that.
- 1:12:13Speaker 4: That's probably to start a fight about it, not to
- 1:12:16Speaker 4: rip up someone else's picture.
- 1:12:17Speaker 8: Still a red flag's red flash.
- 1:12:20Speaker 3: But I kind of at the same time, it's like
- 1:12:22Speaker 3: you could, I think you can, you can outgrow that.
- 1:12:27Speaker 3: I think I think you could become a better person
- 1:12:29Speaker 3: eventually because you have more life experience, you go through things,
- 1:12:33Speaker 3: you realize that what are you worried about? Okay, so
- 1:12:35Speaker 3: this is a picture of an ex girlfriend. You're worried
- 1:12:37Speaker 3: that I'm gonna cheat on you with this person, or
- 1:12:39Speaker 3: then I'm somehow pining away for this person like that,
- 1:12:42Speaker 3: that in your mind is what's going on, when in reality,
- 1:12:44Speaker 3: like as you get older, you realize that there's nothing
- 1:12:47Speaker 3: you could do to stop whatever is going to happen.
- 1:12:50Speaker 3: So yeah, so that once you realize that and you'll
- 1:12:52Speaker 3: deal with something, if you ever actually actually have to
- 1:12:55Speaker 3: deal with it, is bosted to spending all the time
- 1:12:56Speaker 3: worrying about things that will never happen. Like that comes
- 1:12:59Speaker 3: with maturity, and that comes with experience and age. So
- 1:13:02Speaker 3: I can write off some.
- 1:13:03Speaker 6: Of that to being twenty four, but agree.
- 1:13:07Speaker 7: My thing is like how old did she think you
- 1:13:10Speaker 7: were to not even grasp like this is a super
- 1:13:13Speaker 7: old photograph.
- 1:13:17Speaker 1: My mom?
- 1:13:18Speaker 7: You think you were fifty.
- 1:13:19Speaker 3: Years old today? My mom is sixty eight years old,
- 1:13:21Speaker 3: So yeah, you know what I mean. So she's not
- 1:13:24Speaker 3: she's not old.
- 1:13:25Speaker 6: She had me probably tell by the photo, by the
- 1:13:28Speaker 6: hair or something.
- 1:13:29Speaker 7: Something like just filter the filter of the photo.
- 1:13:34Speaker 3: You can tell Olind mills Man, they make a quality photo.
- 1:13:39Speaker 6: And then it was taken by somebody who was underneath
- 1:13:41Speaker 6: one of those curtains and.
- 1:13:45Speaker 3: A big explosion, fire smoke. Anyway, we got a couple
- 1:13:51Speaker 3: of these bitch be tripping stories and then I'll I'll
- 1:13:53Speaker 3: introduce you. At least there's there's a couple actually, the
- 1:13:56Speaker 3: one that you've been listening to the podcast about this
- 1:13:59Speaker 3: is the whole thing. Yeah, I'm so excited.
- 1:14:02Speaker 6: But some some nut job people out there, dude. Yeah,
- 1:14:05Speaker 6: my top of the heap, entire dating resume has been
- 1:14:07Speaker 6: abusive psychopaths.
- 1:14:09Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what. Look, everybody's crazy, you me, whoever you're
- 1:14:14Speaker 3: with currently, everybody's nuts. You just got to find your
- 1:14:16Speaker 3: brand of crazy, like the level that you can tolerate
- 1:14:19Speaker 3: and then you know the level that they can tolerate
- 1:14:21Speaker 3: from you.
- 1:14:22Speaker 7: That's it.
- 1:14:22Speaker 3: Find your brand and got try though. Yeah well yeah
- 1:14:27Speaker 3: eight seven seven forty four Woodie Text over to two
- 1:14:30Speaker 3: two nine eighty seven More Woody Shows. Next The Woody Show.
- 1:14:33Speaker 6: We'll be right back.
- 1:14:34Speaker 4: Where's you your mother?
- 1:14:38Speaker 6: The Woody Show.
- 1:14:41Speaker 3: We've got some other good bitchby tripping stories.
- 1:14:44Speaker 6: Something in the water. So yeah, texted over nine to nine.
- 1:14:49Speaker 3: I had an ext girlfriend who after anither drinking, we
- 1:14:51Speaker 3: stopped the taco bell. She asked me to get her
- 1:14:53Speaker 3: three taco supremes no sour cream, which I thought that
- 1:14:57Speaker 3: was that's the supreme, is not what makes it supreme?
- 1:15:00Speaker 3: So I ordered three regular tacos, asked them to add tomatoes.
- 1:15:05Speaker 3: Once we got our order, she was complaining that I
- 1:15:08Speaker 3: didn't get her order right, so she threw the tacos
- 1:15:10Speaker 3: out the window while we were driving. Oh yeah, uh,
- 1:15:15Speaker 3: it just be tripping. Back in twenty twenty two, this
- 1:15:17Speaker 3: is also a redneck news story at the time. This
- 1:15:20Speaker 3: woman in Massachusetts unleashed a swarm of bees at police
- 1:15:24Speaker 3: officers because they were like doing an eviction right right.
- 1:15:28Speaker 3: She was bees as a bit.
- 1:15:31Speaker 6: Like something from a movie.
- 1:15:32Speaker 3: Yeah, so that was back in twenty twenty two. I
- 1:15:33Speaker 3: remember covering that as a red neck news story. Well
- 1:15:37Speaker 3: the update is it only took four years, but she
- 1:15:39Speaker 3: was sentenced to six months in jail. Finally, here is
- 1:15:43Speaker 3: the moment that she fought the cops with the container
- 1:15:47Speaker 3: of bees.
- 1:16:00Speaker 6: What are you doing as a charge firm.
- 1:16:03Speaker 7: We're not taking sides, but in front of an eviction.
- 1:16:07Speaker 7: That seems a little obsessive.
- 1:16:08Speaker 9: I think everyone has to agree with us.
- 1:16:11Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, she should get charged by the bee.
- 1:16:13Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, right, like one hundred charges. There was another
- 1:16:16Speaker 3: story this Broad, New York. She was fighting with her boyfriend.
- 1:16:20Speaker 3: She wanted a little revenge, so while the boyfriend was asleep,
- 1:16:24Speaker 3: she decided a rude awakening would do the trick. And
- 1:16:28Speaker 3: so while he was asleep, the boyfriend then all of
- 1:16:32Speaker 3: a sudden, like wakes up. He's got this hissing sound
- 1:16:34Speaker 3: he's hearing. He sees a flame on the floor.
- 1:16:36Speaker 6: This bitch had.
- 1:16:36Speaker 3: Tossed his stick of dynamite into his room.
- 1:16:39Speaker 7: Oh hell.
- 1:16:41Speaker 3: He tried to put the fuse out, but that didn't work,
- 1:16:43Speaker 3: so he grabbed it, attempted to throw it outside, but
- 1:16:47Speaker 3: the stick blew up in his hand. God, so hand gone.
- 1:16:51Speaker 8: Yeah, they don't grab it.
- 1:16:52Speaker 3: Part of his part of his arm had to be amputated.
- 1:16:57Speaker 3: The girlfriend arrested, looking at twenty five years in PRIs.
- 1:17:00Speaker 7: Okay, here's a question.
- 1:17:02Speaker 4: You have a psychotic girlfriend, you either get you know,
- 1:17:06Speaker 4: the the old standard Wiener cut off while you're sleeping
- 1:17:09Speaker 4: or hand blown off while you're sleeping. That's good, which, Yeah,
- 1:17:13Speaker 4: was that Bobby, So you'd rather get your hand blown off?
- 1:17:18Speaker 6: Yeah? I don't want either.
- 1:17:20Speaker 7: Your requested the spirit and the spirit of the question,
- 1:17:25Speaker 7: John Wayne, Bobby got his reattached.
- 1:17:28Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't. It's functioning though I can't. Well, you
- 1:17:33Speaker 3: got another hand. I only have one penis two hands.
- 1:17:36Speaker 7: In that story, I was just like, my first thought
- 1:17:43Speaker 7: is like, I'm going to put the fuse out.
- 1:17:45Speaker 6: No, I'm running the hell.
- 1:17:47Speaker 3: Get out of the through it. Yeah, kick it across
- 1:17:50Speaker 3: the room and go the opposite direction. You get the
- 1:17:52Speaker 3: hell away.
- 1:17:52Speaker 7: I'm going to put the fuse.
- 1:17:54Speaker 6: I had a fire cracker blow up in my hand.
- 1:17:56Speaker 6: That was bad enough. You did, Yeah, because I was
- 1:17:58Speaker 6: trying to do the cool thing. You let it and
- 1:18:00Speaker 6: then throw it instead of just kind of throwing it
- 1:18:03Speaker 6: like a frisbee. I tried to throw it like a
- 1:18:05Speaker 6: baseball and it blew up right when it was next
- 1:18:07Speaker 6: to my.
- 1:18:07Speaker 3: Ear in my hand, and oh, man, that's why you
- 1:18:10Speaker 3: can't hear.
- 1:18:11Speaker 6: Probably.
- 1:18:13Speaker 3: Yeah, This thirty one year old woman was relaxing on
- 1:18:17Speaker 3: the beach and she got into it with this guy.
- 1:18:22Speaker 3: Argument escalates. At some point while the guy was turned around,
- 1:18:26Speaker 3: she pulled out a toothbrush, and she stabbed him with
- 1:18:29Speaker 3: the backside of it in the back.
- 1:18:30Speaker 6: Of the head.
- 1:18:31Speaker 4: She has to have been to prison before, because that's
- 1:18:33Speaker 4: how it's done.
- 1:18:34Speaker 8: Who has a toothbrush at the beach and you got
- 1:18:35Speaker 8: to be strong to get that into someone's head, right.
- 1:18:38Speaker 3: Yeah, guy was bleeding. The cops were called This forty
- 1:18:41Speaker 3: year old woman in Florida.
- 1:18:42Speaker 6: Excuse me, oh, boys over there.
- 1:18:45Speaker 3: Sorry, I don't know what the hell's going on. Forty
- 1:18:48Speaker 3: year old woman in Florida. She was trying her best
- 1:18:51Speaker 3: to rekindle the marriage that she had with her husband,
- 1:18:53Speaker 3: but the things went sideways. She had been living again
- 1:18:57Speaker 3: with her husband and son the past few weeks, but
- 1:19:01Speaker 3: the son noted that his parents would fight a lot,
- 1:19:04Speaker 3: and that his mom would accuse the dad of not
- 1:19:07Speaker 3: having enough time for her. The sun was asleep one night,
- 1:19:10Speaker 3: woke up here and the parents arguing, so he went
- 1:19:13Speaker 3: outside to his car, and that's when he noticed his
- 1:19:16Speaker 3: mom walk out of the house with her stuff packed up,
- 1:19:19Speaker 3: and heard her say, now we both don't have ish.
- 1:19:23Speaker 3: The son looked back to the house and realized that
- 1:19:25Speaker 3: it was on fire, smoke coming out of the windows.
- 1:19:29Speaker 3: He called nine to one one, but betime, the fire
- 1:19:31Speaker 3: department got there. The house total loss. So this crazy
- 1:19:34Speaker 3: bitch arrested for her arson. And when they arrested her,
- 1:19:38Speaker 3: guess what they found in her purse A ble lighter
- 1:19:42Speaker 3: meth and we so there are some drug charges the
- 1:19:48Speaker 3: cherry on the arson Sunday.
- 1:19:50Speaker 7: Damn.
- 1:19:51Speaker 6: That's a case of if I can't have it, nobody can.
- 1:19:53Speaker 3: Well now we both don't.
- 1:19:55Speaker 6: Yeah, we're both screwed.
- 1:19:56Speaker 3: Yeah, in jail.
- 1:19:58Speaker 7: He's so smart. You got one over on him.
- 1:20:01Speaker 8: Yeah, wonder now.
- 1:20:02Speaker 3: Yeah she seven seven forty four Wooding text over to
- 1:20:06Speaker 3: two two nine eighty seven. There's a couple other people
- 1:20:10Speaker 3: I want to introduce you to. Some people will know
- 1:20:11Speaker 3: who this is because, as Gina has found out, there
- 1:20:14Speaker 3: is a what thirteen part fifteen part.
- 1:20:16Speaker 4: Documentary like fifteen part podcast.
- 1:20:18Speaker 3: Podcast document but a podumentary. I I heard a term
- 1:20:22Speaker 3: recently domentary. It's a documentary but a podcast.
- 1:20:24Speaker 7: Those are my favorites. What's it works like?
- 1:20:26Speaker 3: One has not come up? It's on one on one
- 1:20:29Speaker 3: topic and it breaks it down over a number.
- 1:20:31Speaker 7: I mean that's what it is.
- 1:20:32Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like a series on per I can't wait
- 1:20:34Speaker 4: to talk about.
- 1:20:34Speaker 3: Podumentary I don't know.
- 1:20:35Speaker 1: I like that.
- 1:20:36Speaker 6: I saw let's call it that, I saw somebody.
- 1:20:39Speaker 3: Sorry, it's the new podumentary whatever.
- 1:20:41Speaker 7: I mean.
- 1:20:41Speaker 4: Wow, it makes sense what you're saying.
- 1:20:43Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I haven't.
- 1:20:44Speaker 7: Heard of that yet.
- 1:20:45Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 1:20:46Speaker 3: Well, well if I can introduce you to something like
- 1:20:48Speaker 3: that minute, that's a that's.
- 1:20:49Speaker 7: That's a day, it's a podumentary.
- 1:20:51Speaker 3: Yeah, so I'll introduce you to a couple of these people.
- 1:20:54Speaker 3: Donto the umbrella bitchb tripping that is coming up next
- 1:20:57Speaker 3: to her in the wood He Show eight seven, seven
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- 1:22:56Speaker 3: So we have those bitch be tripping stories. Well, I
- 1:23:01Speaker 3: just recently learned about this person, and I guess you've
- 1:23:04Speaker 3: known about this person for a while.
- 1:23:06Speaker 4: Well, Greg's done about it the longest. The second yell,
- 1:23:10Speaker 4: we local angle.
- 1:23:11Speaker 7: Have yeah, a little connection, we do?
- 1:23:16Speaker 1: Yep?
- 1:23:16Speaker 6: Well loosely right, Well I'm friends with the dad.
- 1:23:20Speaker 9: Yeah.
- 1:23:21Speaker 3: Who's the women? Are you seriously?
- 1:23:24Speaker 1: Oh?
- 1:23:25Speaker 6: Yeah? All right?
- 1:23:26Speaker 3: So this chicken Arizona, her name is, her name is
- 1:23:29Speaker 3: Laura Owens, and she is in court multiple counts fraud, forgery, perjury.
- 1:23:36Speaker 3: This is over a fake paternity claim involving this guy
- 1:23:40Speaker 3: who was on the Bachelor, this guy Clayton Eckered.
- 1:23:44Speaker 7: Yeah, season six.
- 1:23:45Speaker 3: So the case dates back to twenty twenty three because
- 1:23:48Speaker 3: Laura Owens filed a lawsuit claiming that she was pregnant
- 1:23:52Speaker 3: with this Clayton dude's twins and was seeking child support.
- 1:23:57Speaker 6: Right shaking him down.
- 1:23:59Speaker 3: She withdrew the claim, saying that she had suffered a miscarriage. However,
- 1:24:04Speaker 3: it turns out that she had faked the present pregnancy altogether,
- 1:24:08Speaker 3: even wore a fake baby, bumped court.
- 1:24:11Speaker 6: Right, even faked the doctors no yes.
- 1:24:14Speaker 3: According according to investigators, Owens allegedly altered an ultrasound image
- 1:24:18Speaker 3: I guess which belonged to her sister, passed urine tests
- 1:24:21Speaker 3: because she was injecting herself with pregnancy hormones, like really
- 1:24:25Speaker 3: trying to sell this whole thing. Took three DNA tests
- 1:24:28Speaker 3: which came back little to no feed old DNA. Those
- 1:24:32Speaker 3: fightings led to the initial criminal charges. So now the
- 1:24:35Speaker 3: case it's taken another turn. In November of last year,
- 1:24:40Speaker 3: this uh, this Laura Owens chick was indicted again on
- 1:24:45Speaker 3: additional felony charges because the investigators said that she made
- 1:24:48Speaker 3: a similar face fake pregnancy claim involving a second victim,
- 1:24:53Speaker 3: another dude in Scottsdale, same situation.
- 1:24:56Speaker 4: Yeah, there have been three or four of these altogether
- 1:25:00Speaker 4: of these dudes. Oh, and the best part the kicker. Yeah,
- 1:25:02Speaker 4: they're four all in all. The best part is Laura
- 1:25:06Speaker 4: Owens and Clayton Eckard never had sex.
- 1:25:09Speaker 3: What mouth parties explain that?
- 1:25:13Speaker 4: And then one uh, she got one old fumbling doctor
- 1:25:17Speaker 4: to say, well, I always say men are like basketball players.
- 1:25:21Speaker 4: You you dribble before you shoot.
- 1:25:23Speaker 7: So it could have happened.
- 1:25:24Speaker 3: Wait, it's making sense now her dad's a radio dude.
- 1:25:27Speaker 3: Yahright now it's coming together.
- 1:25:33Speaker 6: Well I didn't.
- 1:25:35Speaker 3: I didn't connect the story.
- 1:25:37Speaker 4: So she lived or lives or whatever will lived in
- 1:25:41Speaker 4: their backyard like little guest house to see it. Yeah,
- 1:25:44Speaker 4: and yeah, it sounds like okay, So I listened to
- 1:25:48Speaker 4: the podcast called Love Trapped. It's an iHeart podcast hosted
- 1:25:51Speaker 4: by Stephanie Young, and it sounds like there's some.
- 1:25:54Speaker 7: Complicitness with mom.
- 1:25:56Speaker 4: Mom was really on board with yeah, but this story
- 1:26:01Speaker 4: is insane, and all these other dudes came out of
- 1:26:04Speaker 4: the word work that she did the same thing to them.
- 1:26:06Speaker 4: Oh and one of the best discoveries was because everybody online,
- 1:26:11Speaker 4: of course, there's like all these reality show you know,
- 1:26:12Speaker 4: like podcasters and stuff YouTubers that are following this case.
- 1:26:15Speaker 4: And you know when she tried to see some desist
- 1:26:17Speaker 4: all of them that didn't work. When they were doing
- 1:26:19Speaker 4: this investigation of her on a YouTube video in live time,
- 1:26:24Speaker 4: they look at the sonogram and they're like, wait, wait,
- 1:26:27Speaker 4: zoom in, zoom in on that take screenshot.
- 1:26:29Speaker 7: Zoom in.
- 1:26:29Speaker 4: They found a Fiver watermark with you know that fibers
- 1:26:33Speaker 4: that company like you.
- 1:26:34Speaker 7: Can pat like five ts.
- 1:26:36Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like, make me make me a sonogram.
- 1:26:40Speaker 7: Craziness.
- 1:26:41Speaker 4: Well, she denies everything. Oh that happened, that wasn't me.
- 1:26:43Speaker 4: Somebody's done my computer. I don't know, constant excuses.
- 1:26:47Speaker 3: Yeah, somebody said. You guys must have talked about this
- 1:26:49Speaker 3: on a day that I was out and had to
- 1:26:51Speaker 3: have come back. I would have remembered more about that,
- 1:26:53Speaker 3: because I remember you off the air having conversations about
- 1:26:57Speaker 3: the dad and about the crazy daughter, and but it
- 1:27:00Speaker 3: might have been when.
- 1:27:00Speaker 6: You were gone.
- 1:27:01Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 1:27:01Speaker 7: I'm pretty sure you were there because.
- 1:27:03Speaker 3: You kept saying fake pregnancy stuff.
- 1:27:06Speaker 4: Yeah, because I recall you get trying to get Greg
- 1:27:10Speaker 4: to say who it was, and then Greg said something
- 1:27:13Speaker 4: funny like, well, I'm not just gonna come on the
- 1:27:15Speaker 4: air and say it's Ron and Laura Owens.
- 1:27:19Speaker 7: I think you were.
- 1:27:20Speaker 6: I was reluctant because we're friends. But at the same token,
- 1:27:24Speaker 6: it was public at that point, it had been written
- 1:27:26Speaker 6: about in the papers, and it's a case of how
- 1:27:30Speaker 6: the mighty have fallen.
- 1:27:31Speaker 4: And it's just blown up. It's taken on another one life.
- 1:27:33Speaker 3: I mean yeah, because I saw there was a video
- 1:27:36Speaker 3: of her. They asked her to stand up in court
- 1:27:37Speaker 3: this fig baby bump down.
- 1:27:39Speaker 4: Oh yeah yeah, And people like that just keep denying it,
- 1:27:44Speaker 4: like you're backed into a corner and you just keep
- 1:27:46Speaker 4: denying it.
- 1:27:47Speaker 7: How does that work?
- 1:27:48Speaker 11: Because no one can do anything if you just keep
- 1:27:49Speaker 11: saying no, like you're just a stone wall.
- 1:27:51Speaker 4: There's but you look insane because everybody knows.
- 1:27:54Speaker 8: But they don't care.
- 1:27:55Speaker 7: I forgot Greg. Has the dad addressed this at all?
- 1:27:58Speaker 6: Not so much in a round about way. There was
- 1:28:01Speaker 6: some and I won't get into details, but there was
- 1:28:04Speaker 6: a go fundme set up and the only way he's
- 1:28:07Speaker 6: quote involved for her no to make it clear that
- 1:28:11Speaker 6: this was not for her legal defense. So he he
- 1:28:14Speaker 6: hasn't really addressed it publicly.
- 1:28:16Speaker 3: So what was to go fund me?
- 1:28:18Speaker 6: For health issues? Yea, his health is not He's in
- 1:28:23Speaker 6: very bad health. Yeah, and so that was for that
- 1:28:25Speaker 6: and he made it clear and though this is not
- 1:28:27Speaker 6: for what you're reading about in the.
- 1:28:28Speaker 4: Papers, you know, and also in terms of Love Trapped,
- 1:28:32Speaker 4: if you like, like, I'm not really a re enactments person.
- 1:28:35Speaker 4: There is one episode that is just bodycam audio.
- 1:28:39Speaker 7: It rules.
- 1:28:40Speaker 4: It's them like not breaking down her door at like
- 1:28:42Speaker 4: six in the morning. It's crazy.
- 1:28:45Speaker 6: Now one of the dudes you know way more about
- 1:28:47Speaker 6: this than I do. From The Bachelor. Was she only
- 1:28:49Speaker 6: going after like high profile guys.
- 1:28:51Speaker 4: Well, no, these other three dudes were just randoms. But
- 1:28:54Speaker 4: Clayton Eckerd became a realtor in Arizona and she posed
- 1:28:59Speaker 4: as some investment her and I'd love for you to
- 1:29:01Speaker 4: show me some houses, but she obviously had no intention
- 1:29:04Speaker 4: of buying a house and then started flirting with them,
- 1:29:06Speaker 4: and a lot of this was so there was so
- 1:29:08Speaker 4: much blackmail involved because she would in emails and text
- 1:29:11Speaker 4: say like, I'm I'm going to sue you and I'm
- 1:29:14Speaker 4: keeping the baby unless you want to try dating for
- 1:29:17Speaker 4: a couple of weeks and just see if it works out.
- 1:29:19Speaker 7: If not, I'm never having an abortion and you'll never
- 1:29:22Speaker 7: be rid of me.
- 1:29:23Speaker 3: Crazy, Okay, also crazy because I, man, I don't remember.
- 1:29:27Speaker 3: I need to go see a doctor. I think Greg,
- 1:29:29Speaker 3: like you were talking about how I guess I don't
- 1:29:33Speaker 3: think my ear dumbs would not have been closed to
- 1:29:35Speaker 3: something like that. I just it's weird.
- 1:29:37Speaker 7: Maybe it was when he was out to get you
- 1:29:40Speaker 7: to say the text.
- 1:29:41Speaker 3: Saying that now I was here for man, that's concerning.
- 1:29:45Speaker 7: Yeah, that's pretty weird, crazy story.
- 1:29:47Speaker 3: So we'll see how that turns out. That's the Laura
- 1:29:50Speaker 3: Owens debacle.
- 1:29:51Speaker 6: In the name of the podcast.
- 1:29:53Speaker 4: Love Trapped, and it's an iHeart podcast.
- 1:29:55Speaker 6: Okay.
- 1:29:55Speaker 3: Now there's this other one that I became aware of.
- 1:29:58Speaker 3: This is a chick over in Scotland and uh here
- 1:30:01Speaker 3: here's a little report on her.
- 1:30:03Speaker 2: This is twenty three year old Kia Cousins of Scotland.
- 1:30:06Speaker 2: She tricked her mom, her boyfriend and everybody around her
- 1:30:08Speaker 2: into believing that she was pregnant, when in reality it
- 1:30:11Speaker 2: was all a complete hoax.
- 1:30:13Speaker 7: And this is a fake baby.
- 1:30:14Speaker 2: These are pictures from her gender reveal. As you can see,
- 1:30:17Speaker 2: she looks very pregnant. He even claimed that she gave birth,
- 1:30:20Speaker 2: made multiple social media posts with pictures of her baby.
- 1:30:25Speaker 3: Yeah, so she had like one of those real dolls.
- 1:30:26Speaker 3: Oh but those like those ones, I mean they look
- 1:30:30Speaker 3: the ones that Sea Bass met the people.
- 1:30:32Speaker 7: They look very real.
- 1:30:33Speaker 3: Yeah, and this chick, I mean, you know, cute like
- 1:30:36Speaker 3: young chick. Look Yeah, normal looking chick. You can't see
- 1:30:39Speaker 3: the crazy when you just look at her. That's what's
- 1:30:41Speaker 3: so Yeah, that's scared.
- 1:30:43Speaker 8: What's the end game on this?
- 1:30:45Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 1:30:45Speaker 4: These are finite lies, right, Like they're gonna figure it out.
- 1:30:48Speaker 11: We're gonna get a point where someone needs.
- 1:30:49Speaker 8: To see it and see, she looks very pregnant.
- 1:30:52Speaker 2: He even claimed that she gave birth, made multiple social
- 1:30:56Speaker 2: media posts with pictures of her baby, took her baby
- 1:31:00Speaker 2: around to go see people they just weren't allowed to touch.
- 1:31:03Speaker 2: Then one day her mom found the fake baby doll
- 1:31:07Speaker 2: in her closet.
- 1:31:08Speaker 3: Yeah, now imagine finding your grandchild in the closet.
- 1:31:12Speaker 7: But imagine like it gets better come out your kid
- 1:31:16Speaker 7: had a kid and you can't touch it or be
- 1:31:18Speaker 7: near it. To know that it's a fake, like that
- 1:31:20Speaker 7: is wild, Like I could understand, like maybe just random's like, hey,
- 1:31:24Speaker 7: don't touch my baby, but like your own mother, and.
- 1:31:27Speaker 3: Also, where did you if you're with the person you
- 1:31:30Speaker 3: do the gender reveal thing like where where was everybody
- 1:31:34Speaker 3: during the birth, Like you went off and did you
- 1:31:36Speaker 3: go offer to the woods and have this baby? And
- 1:31:38Speaker 3: also surrounded by bunch of people you didn't know?
- 1:31:41Speaker 4: And why doesn't your baby ever blinky?
- 1:31:43Speaker 6: That was always sleeping.
- 1:31:45Speaker 3: If you look up, if you if you look this
- 1:31:48Speaker 3: this story up on online, you could see, you know,
- 1:31:52Speaker 3: this kind of had it like in a hat with
- 1:31:54Speaker 3: a bow on it, so and then in a big
- 1:31:56Speaker 3: pacifier its mouth so kind of also helps kind of
- 1:31:58Speaker 3: cover up the face a little.
- 1:31:59Speaker 7: Bit and from allay, like you wouldn't know.
- 1:32:02Speaker 3: In a pumpkin seat, you know, like one of those things.
- 1:32:05Speaker 3: All right, So how did she do it?
- 1:32:06Speaker 2: Come to find out, Kia had bought the baby bump
- 1:32:10Speaker 2: to wear and look like a pregnant belly.
- 1:32:12Speaker 3: She bought this.
- 1:32:13Speaker 11: Fake baby doll, this lifelike baby doll.
- 1:32:16Speaker 2: Family was buying her car seats and nice things for
- 1:32:19Speaker 2: the home. Like I said before, Kira was even taking
- 1:32:23Speaker 2: said baby to go see other people. They just cut
- 1:32:25Speaker 2: in't touch well. When too many people started asking about
- 1:32:29Speaker 2: seeing and holding the baby, and she just couldn't really
- 1:32:32Speaker 2: hide it anymore.
- 1:32:33Speaker 11: Kara then said that the baby had died.
- 1:32:36Speaker 7: Oh God, sorry.
- 1:32:39Speaker 3: Guys, yeah, sorry, sorry guys.
- 1:32:41Speaker 6: The baby does.
- 1:32:42Speaker 3: Yeah, here's here's the chick.
- 1:32:43Speaker 8: This is what you know, what happens.
- 1:32:47Speaker 3: Look like she's in sales here at the radio station.
- 1:32:49Speaker 3: And then there's there's the baby. You know, just one
- 1:32:52Speaker 3: of these real doll things and.
- 1:32:54Speaker 4: It's just all you know, so like the like, who's
- 1:32:58Speaker 4: going to assume somebody's lying about it? But like you
- 1:33:00Speaker 4: go along with it because it's normal. It looks like
- 1:33:02Speaker 4: a baby.
- 1:33:03Speaker 6: I would think that's a baby, especially if you can't
- 1:33:05Speaker 6: touch it. How sad that somebody is that starved for attention?
- 1:33:09Speaker 3: Oh yeah, mental dude.
- 1:33:10Speaker 2: Apparently she's the talk of Scotland right now. She's been
- 1:33:13Speaker 2: getting bullied, harassed like crazy about all of this. Kara
- 1:33:17Speaker 2: has since gone to social media and confirmed that it
- 1:33:19Speaker 2: was all a hoax and that her mother did find
- 1:33:21Speaker 2: the doll. She went to social media and said, while
- 1:33:24Speaker 2: I'm not condoning any behavior led by myself, I'd like
- 1:33:26Speaker 2: to clear some things up for the people who were involved.
- 1:33:29Speaker 2: He also says maybe in time she will come to
- 1:33:32Speaker 2: address the sadness that led up to this event.
- 1:33:35Speaker 3: Oh up, everyone's oncon of mental health.
- 1:33:39Speaker 7: You don't know me.
- 1:33:40Speaker 6: I thought that was big just wait, I needed an
- 1:33:44Speaker 6: ego boost.
- 1:33:45Speaker 8: But what happens to her?
- 1:33:46Speaker 13: Though?
- 1:33:46Speaker 8: Like, I feel like she should go to jail, but.
- 1:33:51Speaker 6: I don't know for being crazy.
- 1:33:52Speaker 10: It's not illegal to be crazy. She definitely has to
- 1:33:54Speaker 10: move somewhere where nobody knows her.
- 1:33:56Speaker 7: She has to start over.
- 1:33:57Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll play you one little clip here. Nothing to
- 1:34:00Speaker 3: do with people faking pregnancy. But this guy, he wrote
- 1:34:03Speaker 3: a song because his wife is pregnant, and he took
- 1:34:06Speaker 3: all the texts that she sends him and turned it
- 1:34:09Speaker 3: into like a pop punk song. This guy's name is
- 1:34:12Speaker 3: Ethan Lopierre, and the song doesn't suck, okay, it's it's
- 1:34:15Speaker 3: pretty funky. I feel like, I'm so sorry. I didn't
- 1:34:21Speaker 3: have a headache, and I think I'm hungry, but.
- 1:34:26Speaker 8: I cher I'm my mouth is so great and I
- 1:34:31Speaker 8: get chilling.
- 1:34:33Speaker 7: I'm not hungry, but I don't know what to do.
- 1:34:38Speaker 3: I'm sorry to complaints to you.
- 1:34:40Speaker 11: I'm just truly sy.
- 1:34:43Speaker 7: I'm dyet, but I'm diet. No, I can't.
- 1:34:55Speaker 6: Dream.
- 1:35:01Speaker 3: Yeah, I saw our friend Kristin Lamone yesterday. I mean
- 1:35:05Speaker 3: that bitch is real pregnant. She got off the elevator
- 1:35:08Speaker 3: and just looked miserable.
- 1:35:09Speaker 7: That song is incredible, but you said that was a
- 1:35:12Speaker 7: guy singing it.
- 1:35:14Speaker 3: This guy made it about the text, uh, that his
- 1:35:18Speaker 3: wife has been this pregnant wife sending.
- 1:35:19Speaker 7: Him pregnant that.
- 1:35:23Speaker 3: Long.
- 1:35:24Speaker 7: For that reason, you.
- 1:35:32Speaker 3: Can't please all the people all the time. What right,
- 1:35:36Speaker 3: we try, but you know you're guaranteed to fail when
- 1:35:41Speaker 3: you try to please all the people all the time. Now,
- 1:35:43Speaker 3: some people considering, you know, you get what you pay
- 1:35:47Speaker 3: for because the show is free, right, People do take
- 1:35:52Speaker 3: a lot of time out of their life to send
- 1:35:55Speaker 3: emails texts. There was this person the other day because
- 1:35:59Speaker 3: we could see like a history of you know, when
- 1:36:01Speaker 3: you text in even if it was a couple of
- 1:36:03Speaker 3: years ago, it was the last time you sent a text.
- 1:36:05Speaker 6: We see it.
- 1:36:06Speaker 3: Somebody was bitching about something yesterday on the show and
- 1:36:09Speaker 3: then Gina clicked on it and their their text history
- 1:36:14Speaker 3: said that, well, yeah it was up setting I'm setting
- 1:36:18Speaker 3: myself to the crossroads three years ago. Yeah right, and
- 1:36:21Speaker 3: yet they're still here.
- 1:36:23Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 1:36:23Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 1:36:24Speaker 3: So we try our best because you know, look, it's
- 1:36:26Speaker 3: a toxic relationship. At times you're getting so upset you're
- 1:36:30Speaker 3: sending emails and text messages and things like that, and
- 1:36:34Speaker 3: so we feel like every once in a while it's
- 1:36:36Speaker 3: time to clean household spring cleaning with a trip to
- 1:36:38Speaker 3: the WOODI Show crossroads. I know, shit, we got this
- 1:36:44Speaker 3: time around, all right, So sometimes best to go our
- 1:37:00Speaker 3: separate ways. He send these listeners to the crossroads because
- 1:37:03Speaker 3: I don't really think there's much we could do to
- 1:37:06Speaker 3: keep them or get them back, and so off to
- 1:37:09Speaker 3: the crossroads. Now, there's a couple of different things. They
- 1:37:10Speaker 3: can just send an email directly to us email at
- 1:37:12Speaker 3: the Woodies Show dot com. A lot of times they'll
- 1:37:15Speaker 3: just go to the radio station's website and there's that
- 1:37:17Speaker 3: little contact us link and that sends emails to Yes,
- 1:37:21Speaker 3: the management, but then also to some of the other
- 1:37:23Speaker 3: DJs here at the station, because a lot of times like.
- 1:37:25Speaker 6: Oh I was listening and you play the song? What
- 1:37:27Speaker 6: song was that?
- 1:37:27Speaker 3: But everybody sees it.
- 1:37:30Speaker 6: This one.
- 1:37:30Speaker 3: His first one is to that contact of the station feedback.
- 1:37:33Speaker 3: It's from someone named Tie subject supporting child predators on
- 1:37:39Speaker 3: the radio.
- 1:37:39Speaker 1: Oh I did that?
- 1:37:42Speaker 7: I think I know what this is going.
- 1:37:43Speaker 3: Hold on reply requested, Yes, what is your guests?
- 1:37:47Speaker 1: What?
- 1:37:47Speaker 14: He and his support of Michael Jackson in his disbelief
- 1:37:50Speaker 14: of the accusers, undying He called the accusers of Michael
- 1:37:54Speaker 14: Jackson straight up liars, and he said and if it
- 1:37:58Speaker 14: did happen, they liked it.
- 1:37:59Speaker 6: Is what he said.
- 1:38:00Speaker 7: I remember that last hashtag duck butter or.
- 1:38:03Speaker 3: Something, Ty says. I'll be honest, I don't really listen
- 1:38:07Speaker 3: to old timey radio much, but I was in an
- 1:38:10Speaker 3: uber and the driver had your station on.
- 1:38:14Speaker 7: Man, they always get us in trouble.
- 1:38:16Speaker 12: I heard the.
- 1:38:16Speaker 3: DJs talking about slash glazing Michael Jackson and hyping the
- 1:38:21Speaker 3: new movie, and it doesn't sit right with me at all.
- 1:38:24Speaker 3: I asked the driver who these people were, and the
- 1:38:27Speaker 3: two I'm taking the most issue with is Woody who
- 1:38:30Speaker 3: is the host, and the woman on the show, Gina.
- 1:38:34Speaker 3: Both were going on as if he's just other pop
- 1:38:37Speaker 3: icon to celebrate and completely glossing over the serious allegations
- 1:38:41Speaker 3: that have followed him for decades.
- 1:38:43Speaker 7: I don't remember even being in this conversation.
- 1:38:45Speaker 3: It's especially troublesome because I heard what he mentioned how
- 1:38:48Speaker 3: his kids are fans, which is really sick. As a parent,
- 1:38:52Speaker 3: you should be ashamed for supporting Michael Jackson. Just so
- 1:38:56Speaker 3: you know, it's not a good look to openly defend
- 1:38:58Speaker 3: and support a child predator, yikes and cheese. The movie
- 1:39:02Speaker 3: is nothing to celebrate. I hope it flops. And while
- 1:39:05Speaker 3: I had never heard of this show or even heard
- 1:39:08Speaker 3: of this radio station before, I hope it flops too.
- 1:39:12Speaker 3: No one who supports child abuse and trafficking should be successful,
- 1:39:16Speaker 3: right now, Ladies and gentlemen, we lost.
- 1:39:18Speaker 7: Time, damn it.
- 1:39:20Speaker 1: Yeah? But did we ever?
- 1:39:24Speaker 3: Yeah, so be aware bout it. The movie did really well.
- 1:39:35Speaker 3: So yeah. Whoever went to the movie, whoever went to
- 1:39:39Speaker 3: the movie is is not track?
- 1:39:42Speaker 6: How many times is your wife's gone by? Now?
- 1:39:45Speaker 3: Twice?
- 1:39:48Speaker 6: She went by herself yesterday.
- 1:39:52Speaker 3: Let's see this one said to the WOODI show email
- 1:39:54Speaker 3: email at the woodieshow dot com. This is from Carol
- 1:39:57Speaker 3: subject another lost listener.
- 1:40:00Speaker 6: No one, I'm so.
- 1:40:02Speaker 3: Disappointed in what this show has become. We all know
- 1:40:05Speaker 3: Sea Bass has some kind of personality disorder, but during
- 1:40:10Speaker 3: a this Week in Audio segment, he seriously pissed me off,
- 1:40:14Speaker 3: joking about Southwest and having a new rule, which he
- 1:40:16Speaker 3: called quote fatties pay more, that's what they call it.
- 1:40:21Speaker 3: I expect that from a person like Sea Bass, but
- 1:40:23Speaker 3: for the entire crew to pile on with the jokes,
- 1:40:26Speaker 3: laughing at the idea of fat people getting weighed at
- 1:40:28Speaker 3: the zoo instead of the hospital, Like, oh, shut up,
- 1:40:32Speaker 3: you fat phobic boomers, rationally afraid. Just so you know,
- 1:40:40Speaker 3: that's not something people choose for fun or for TV.
- 1:40:43Speaker 3: It's something tied to real bodies and real struggles. I
- 1:40:46Speaker 3: chose it, they choosed it for fun, choose it, did it.
- 1:40:50Speaker 7: It's fun to eat, but it is we're trying to
- 1:40:53Speaker 7: problem solve, like you know, just putting chairs right at
- 1:40:56Speaker 7: the entrance, just like any theme party.
- 1:40:59Speaker 3: Thank you. I used to be someone who had to
- 1:41:02Speaker 3: get weighed on a heavy duty digital platform scale at
- 1:41:04Speaker 3: the hospital, and because of weight bias, I don't even
- 1:41:08Speaker 3: get weighed the doctor anymore because I don't trust that
- 1:41:11Speaker 3: I won't be judged or treated differently because of it.
- 1:41:14Speaker 6: It's just because they right, you need a scale.
- 1:41:19Speaker 3: You were all just mean.
- 1:41:20Speaker 6: Yep.
- 1:41:21Speaker 3: It was honestly humiliating to listen to, and this kind
- 1:41:24Speaker 3: of stuff has real life consequences. I've decided to let
- 1:41:27Speaker 3: all of my friends know about what you said, and
- 1:41:29Speaker 3: everyone I know has said that they refuse to listen
- 1:41:32Speaker 3: to you or the station at all anymore because of it.
- 1:41:34Speaker 3: The consequence was free advertising. So when you see the
- 1:41:38Speaker 3: drop in the ratings, you'll know it was me, and
- 1:41:41Speaker 3: you'll know why. You'll know exactly the drop of the scale. Come,
- 1:41:46Speaker 3: you aren't as cool as you all think you are.
- 1:41:48Speaker 3: You guys are fat and ugly, so we should be
- 1:41:51Speaker 3: able to grow the f up already and leave big
- 1:41:53Speaker 3: people alone.
- 1:41:54Speaker 6: You guys, we have lost Carol.
- 1:41:57Speaker 7: You have to leave ourselves out ugly.
- 1:42:00Speaker 3: They're gonna call their friends, damnit, SeaBASS.
- 1:42:06Speaker 6: Carol's gone, Carol.
- 1:42:09Speaker 3: I no guy to look up with you. His name
- 1:42:10Speaker 3: is Tyler. Hopefully that'll take the edge off. Yeah, Tyler,
- 1:42:14Speaker 3: you want the email? Yeah, Oh that's right.
- 1:42:18Speaker 7: He's a milk MoMA. He loves Milkama.
- 1:42:20Speaker 6: Yeah, I loves that.
- 1:42:21Speaker 14: Because Menace is always said the reason these fat pictures
- 1:42:24Speaker 14: are so angry because he han't gotten laid.
- 1:42:25Speaker 7: Yeah, Tyler's here to help at menace.
- 1:42:28Speaker 6: What if you want more?
- 1:42:31Speaker 3: What do a show crossroads?
- 1:42:35Speaker 6: What do you show?
- 1:42:36Speaker 3: Email from Mia? A plea from a mother? What's with
- 1:42:42Speaker 3: all the fighting?
- 1:42:44Speaker 7: Yeah?
- 1:42:44Speaker 3: Now, says I am a mother of a young son
- 1:42:48Speaker 3: who has bad anger issues, and it means I do
- 1:42:51Speaker 3: not get to brush off the way violence is portrayed
- 1:42:54Speaker 3: in the media and lately, I feel like your morning show,
- 1:42:58Speaker 3: the Woody Show, has become incingly careless about how casually
- 1:43:03Speaker 3: violence and fighting are being talked about, and you put
- 1:43:06Speaker 3: me in a position where I have to put my
- 1:43:07Speaker 3: foot down as a mom and stop listening. One of
- 1:43:11Speaker 3: the members on the show is going to be in
- 1:43:14Speaker 3: a boxing fight a woman, which is interesting and trashy,
- 1:43:19Speaker 3: but that's a conversation for a different time. His trash
- 1:43:23Speaker 3: women should not be allowed to fight. The bigger issue
- 1:43:26Speaker 3: isn't personal. It's about all fighting and turning something serious
- 1:43:30Speaker 3: into light entertainment. It's not even entertaining.
- 1:43:33Speaker 4: It's not bare knuckle brawling.
- 1:43:35Speaker 3: All that's happening here is normalizing and promoting violence.
- 1:43:38Speaker 6: Yep.
- 1:43:39Speaker 3: My son, who as I mentioned, already has anger issues,
- 1:43:42Speaker 3: got into watching things like UFC in various videos and
- 1:43:45Speaker 3: fights online and it resulted into him constantly getting into
- 1:43:48Speaker 3: fights at school.
- 1:43:50Speaker 8: Maybe he should start training, Yeah right, make some money
- 1:43:52Speaker 8: from it.
- 1:43:53Speaker 3: He's never in the car during the fighting talk, but
- 1:43:57Speaker 3: if you were to hear it, it would only encourage
- 1:43:59Speaker 3: him to do it more. Follow your dreams, kid, Stop
- 1:44:02Speaker 3: promoting violence.
- 1:44:04Speaker 7: That is from me.
- 1:44:05Speaker 6: We've lost me.
- 1:44:07Speaker 7: Thank Yeah, he wouldn't be so angry if his mom
- 1:44:10Speaker 7: wasn't such a rag.
- 1:44:11Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying exactly.
- 1:44:16Speaker 7: On Instagram.
- 1:44:17Speaker 4: You're totally You're totally right, though, Morgan, like use that
- 1:44:20Speaker 4: and make it productive and have him joyed more.
- 1:44:23Speaker 8: Artists the Power Yeah or Razor Kid better.
- 1:44:27Speaker 3: It sounds like she's just a bad mom.
- 1:44:30Speaker 7: Yeah, had.
- 1:44:34Speaker 6: Clearly how to get a hold of this.
- 1:44:35Speaker 1: So there you go.
- 1:44:37Speaker 3: What show Crossroads? Everybody? Wow again? Taking a nice dump,
- 1:44:43Speaker 3: fresh light, moving forward, no more anchors. Right, We're gonna
- 1:44:48Speaker 3: take a quick break.
- 1:44:48Speaker 16: We got some more.
- 1:44:49Speaker 3: What do you show for you next?
- 1:44:50Speaker 1: Hang on?
- 1:44:51Speaker 7: Yeah, get out, Get the hell out of my house.
- 1:44:54Speaker 7: In Jesus name, I pray.
- 1:44:58Speaker 6: The Lord Woody Show is a body show.
- 1:45:05Speaker 3: See and for every listener that says that they're gone,
- 1:45:09Speaker 3: that we've lost forever, we're always picking up new people.
- 1:45:14Speaker 3: This is the first time that a number of people
- 1:45:16Speaker 3: in the text a lease they've ever heard the Crossroads
- 1:45:18Speaker 3: when they were there for years. These mean tweets are hilarious,
- 1:45:22Speaker 3: means keeping coming. Yeah, five six two, Thank you for that.
- 1:45:27Speaker 7: This is nice.
- 1:45:27Speaker 3: Nothing like little Wake and Baking The Woodie Show. I'm
- 1:45:30Speaker 3: having cracking up this morning.
- 1:45:31Speaker 7: Thank you.
- 1:45:32Speaker 3: Kelly this one came in seven to four. Hey, their
- 1:45:36Speaker 3: Woodies show. I started listening a while ago and I
- 1:45:38Speaker 3: didn't like it much. It was my husband's station. But
- 1:45:42Speaker 3: now I love this show. It's like sitting around listen
- 1:45:45Speaker 3: to friends talk all in. Oh, ps, today is my birthday.
- 1:45:50Speaker 3: Happy birthdayday, Happy birthday. And thank you for the text
- 1:45:54Speaker 3: and your text over to two to nine eight seven. Greg,
- 1:45:59Speaker 3: you said you had like some kind of show and
- 1:46:00Speaker 3: tell for us.
- 1:46:01Speaker 6: Oh, show and tell. Yeah, well you already know what
- 1:46:04Speaker 6: it is. What he he said he brought something for
- 1:46:06Speaker 6: show and tell me.
- 1:46:07Speaker 3: They are Oh, it's the it's the cardboard box cutter.
- 1:46:12Speaker 6: Because poor Gina is dealing with a lot more household
- 1:46:18Speaker 6: responsibilities now that her husband is out of commission crippled,
- 1:46:21Speaker 6: and she's got like eight thousand Amazon boxes that she
- 1:46:24Speaker 6: has to break down and this thing, the box cutter,
- 1:46:28Speaker 6: makes it so easy.
- 1:46:29Speaker 3: I'm all those Amazon boxes are andyes, right, well.
- 1:46:32Speaker 4: Technically they're full of wheelchairs and toilet ratings right now.
- 1:46:36Speaker 7: But yeah, you keep on saying box cutter. It's an
- 1:46:39Speaker 7: electric it's.
- 1:46:41Speaker 3: A cardboard cutter. Cutter, Yeah, because the box caring about
- 1:46:46Speaker 3: I'm saying, was in the box cutter, also called a
- 1:46:48Speaker 3: utility knife.
- 1:46:50Speaker 7: Yeah, that's another name for it.
- 1:46:51Speaker 3: That's technically what it's called a utility are right, larger
- 1:46:54Speaker 3: than I thought it would be, Yeah, it is. It's
- 1:46:57Speaker 3: just it's about the size of a stapler hand open
- 1:47:00Speaker 3: a staple in my ass. I think it's about the
- 1:47:03Speaker 3: size of a You guys are something. Sea Bass doesn't
- 1:47:11Speaker 3: want to like it because it's for old ladies.
- 1:47:14Speaker 6: It's not for a ladladies. Yeah, you take a task
- 1:47:16Speaker 6: and you make it easier.
- 1:47:19Speaker 7: People, you're scaring me putting your fingers.
- 1:47:22Speaker 6: Okay, that's not about it.
- 1:47:24Speaker 3: It's like the size of a very large hair clippers.
- 1:47:26Speaker 3: Hair clippers.
- 1:47:27Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, oh I see. I was gonna say, where
- 1:47:31Speaker 4: do you put your fingers?
- 1:47:33Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 1:47:33Speaker 3: Don't send it over to Sea Bass. Is a reciprocating
- 1:47:38Speaker 3: blade or a circular songs spinny.
- 1:47:41Speaker 7: Spinning in a time of luxury, Why wouldn't you use it?
- 1:47:44Speaker 6: Because it is so easy? Sure, so much better.
- 1:47:48Speaker 14: So yeah, so it's a spinny spinny reciprocating You would
- 1:47:51Speaker 14: think a guy who preaches all the time about saving time,
- 1:47:54Speaker 14: I would appreciate anything that would save time.
- 1:47:56Speaker 3: Because this is certainly makes it's certainly faster, easier, that
- 1:48:00Speaker 3: task way more efficient.
- 1:48:01Speaker 6: It does.
- 1:48:01Speaker 14: Yeah, I will say this, but my point is, and
- 1:48:03Speaker 14: MENACE's point is, if you grew up at all, like
- 1:48:06Speaker 14: with any kind of manliness to you, it's real fast
- 1:48:09Speaker 14: to break down a box, like superduper fast.
- 1:48:12Speaker 6: Guess what this is? Faster this thing out.
- 1:48:16Speaker 7: We grew up just ripping box and tamp on it
- 1:48:18Speaker 7: before you use them.
- 1:48:19Speaker 3: I think, I I leave I leave ours in the
- 1:48:22Speaker 3: garage right before I go out the door to where
- 1:48:24Speaker 3: the garbage cans are to put the boxes into the
- 1:48:27Speaker 3: recycle bin. Yeah, and we have one of those, like
- 1:48:29Speaker 3: upstairs in a lock box to.
- 1:48:33Speaker 7: The gun vault.
- 1:48:34Speaker 4: We have one of those just like it looks like
- 1:48:35Speaker 4: a steak knife almost, and it sucks and I'm so
- 1:48:37Speaker 4: excited to use.
- 1:48:38Speaker 3: I'm gonna go get a cardboard box. We'll find out.
- 1:48:40Speaker 7: Okay, all right, Well I would like to try it.
- 1:48:45Speaker 7: It's just I think it's just maybe the nostalgia for
- 1:48:47Speaker 7: me of using a box cutter, the nostalgia at work. Yeah,
- 1:48:52Speaker 7: I'm just like, I don't know this is the art form.
- 1:48:54Speaker 3: Of this feeling, guys, but I'm like having to put
- 1:48:56Speaker 3: boxes in the recycling bin overcome with yeah, I do.
- 1:49:00Speaker 7: Okay, It's like you did a job of using a
- 1:49:02Speaker 7: box cutter like every single day, and this is just
- 1:49:05Speaker 7: an art form of cutting down a box quickly with
- 1:49:08Speaker 7: a box.
- 1:49:09Speaker 6: Cut For me, it's the equivalent of why use a
- 1:49:11Speaker 6: leaf blower. You have a broom, just use the broom. Well,
- 1:49:13Speaker 6: leaf blower is a lot easier, man, This thing is
- 1:49:16Speaker 6: a lot easier.
- 1:49:19Speaker 7: Okay.
- 1:49:22Speaker 14: Well, I mean it's going through the cardboards, not especially
- 1:49:28Speaker 14: if I'm pushing hard.
- 1:49:29Speaker 7: Okay, but I will say this'na do well on curves corners. Okay, Well,
- 1:49:34Speaker 7: hold on, Sea Bass, hold on?
- 1:49:36Speaker 3: You know what he looks like. I don't know if
- 1:49:37Speaker 3: you've ever seen those infomercials they go, do you have
- 1:49:40Speaker 3: a problem keeping all your credit cards?
- 1:49:46Speaker 13: Now?
- 1:49:46Speaker 7: Sea Bass?
- 1:49:47Speaker 3: You holding yourself phone?
- 1:49:51Speaker 7: You did cut the box in a non traditional way
- 1:49:53Speaker 7: where you would be almost impossible to cut a box
- 1:49:56Speaker 7: like that with.
- 1:49:56Speaker 14: Well, that's my question because if you're just breaking down
- 1:49:58Speaker 14: the tape, seems that so easy to do with your hands.
- 1:50:01Speaker 14: But I guess you guys are saying if.
- 1:50:02Speaker 6: You have eight foot boxes, like the last thing I
- 1:50:05Speaker 6: ordered was a table and it was like a six
- 1:50:07Speaker 6: foot long box, and they're just yeah.
- 1:50:09Speaker 3: And you like something huge like that you could break
- 1:50:12Speaker 3: down and get to like it takes up a fraction
- 1:50:14Speaker 3: of a regular garbage.
- 1:50:15Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 1:50:16Speaker 7: Now, if you had a regular box cutter activity that's
- 1:50:19Speaker 7: the way you just cut it, you wouldn't be able to.
- 1:50:20Speaker 6: Do that, right.
- 1:50:21Speaker 3: I do like how it has a little mini flashlight
- 1:50:23Speaker 3: on the top, so yeah, you may.
- 1:50:25Speaker 6: I do it in the outdoors.
- 1:50:27Speaker 3: I'm excited.
- 1:50:28Speaker 4: I've taken the trash cans out.
- 1:50:30Speaker 14: I'm doing a lot of My question is, like you
- 1:50:32Speaker 14: pointed out, if these things were truly timesavers and useful
- 1:50:35Speaker 14: professionals would have them. So like the guys you see
- 1:50:37Speaker 14: guys at Trader Joe's, they have a little box cutter
- 1:50:40Speaker 14: in their toolkit.
- 1:50:41Speaker 3: If it was truly a big timesaver, they have these
- 1:50:44Speaker 3: things in there too.
- 1:50:45Speaker 7: They don't know about it. I might not know about
- 1:50:47Speaker 7: Maybe the word is not out yet.
- 1:50:48Speaker 6: We got to spread the word.
- 1:50:49Speaker 4: So anyway, thank you, Greg. I'm really grateful and I
- 1:50:52Speaker 4: can't wait to use it.
- 1:50:53Speaker 3: I'll bring it back tomorrow to help and are There
- 1:50:55Speaker 3: are a few different styles. The one, uh that I've
- 1:50:59Speaker 3: tried that I think is really good. It almost has
- 1:51:01Speaker 3: kind of like a little hook at the top and
- 1:51:03Speaker 3: you put at the top of the box and you
- 1:51:05Speaker 3: just drag it down towards Yeah, and it's got like
- 1:51:07Speaker 3: this reciprocating this. This one spins almost like a circular saw,
- 1:51:12Speaker 3: right or like, yeah.
- 1:51:12Speaker 14: That one, that one, you can actually see it spinning
- 1:51:15Speaker 14: like a little nod notch, I should say, to hopefully
- 1:51:18Speaker 14: keep fingers from getting in there.
- 1:51:20Speaker 3: Which this other one is literally like a hook and
- 1:51:26Speaker 3: you go to the top of the box and drag
- 1:51:28Speaker 3: it down. Zip zip, zip, super super fast.
- 1:51:32Speaker 6: It is fun.
- 1:51:34Speaker 7: No, I don't hate it. Yeah, I don't hate it.
- 1:51:36Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, good, I'm glad you don't hate it, and
- 1:51:39Speaker 6: I will and even if you did hate it, I
- 1:51:40Speaker 6: wouldn't force you to.
- 1:51:42Speaker 3: But again, the biggest thing the step you cannot skip.
- 1:51:46Speaker 3: Don't forget to put your tampon in before you, before.
- 1:51:50Speaker 11: Or you and not during you, because it won't even
- 1:51:53Speaker 11: work if you don't put your.
- 1:51:54Speaker 7: Tamp on exactly.
- 1:51:55Speaker 6: That's the it's got a safety switch and the tampon.
- 1:51:58Speaker 3: What he shows now, Greg was talking about this cardboard
- 1:52:06Speaker 3: the electronic whatever mess like a little cardboard saw. Yeah, okay,
- 1:52:12Speaker 3: you've seen them. They're cool.
- 1:52:14Speaker 6: I like him.
- 1:52:14Speaker 3: And with the number of boxes that we all get
- 1:52:16Speaker 3: these days Amazon, everything's being delivered. It's great breaking down
- 1:52:20Speaker 3: boxes and because you the bin is only so big,
- 1:52:23Speaker 3: but when you have this, it's so much faster to
- 1:52:26Speaker 3: just cut things down to like twelve by twelve squares
- 1:52:29Speaker 3: and frankly safer. Yeah, yeah open. Even though it's nostalgic
- 1:52:35Speaker 3: for your menace, it is safer.
- 1:52:36Speaker 7: Great. You know what, what, I might buy one from
- 1:52:40Speaker 7: my household. What I'm still gonna stick probably with the
- 1:52:43Speaker 7: normal box cutter, but if I get into a situation
- 1:52:45Speaker 7: because you know something, boxes are very large, very long,
- 1:52:49Speaker 7: and yeah, you can cut it in different ways.
- 1:52:51Speaker 6: Oh, it can make shapes. You can watching have fun
- 1:52:54Speaker 6: with it.
- 1:52:54Speaker 3: Watching Sea Mess and Menace use it for the first
- 1:52:56Speaker 3: time was like watching a monkey with a gun. It
- 1:52:58Speaker 3: was like kind of slow and deliberate, and then I
- 1:53:01Speaker 3: showed it all here. Let me show you what experience
- 1:53:03Speaker 3: looks like and zip zip zip. Yeah, I mean it goes.
- 1:53:08Speaker 7: I was confused about that.
- 1:53:09Speaker 3: It goes, It goes right through it. Has anybody ever
- 1:53:11Speaker 3: bought something from a Kickstarter?
- 1:53:16Speaker 6: Yes?
- 1:53:17Speaker 3: And did you get it?
- 1:53:18Speaker 6: Now?
- 1:53:19Speaker 7: You never got it, never launched, so you you vested,
- 1:53:23Speaker 7: but you get your money back.
- 1:53:24Speaker 1: You do you do not?
- 1:53:26Speaker 3: Sometimes?
- 1:53:26Speaker 14: Yeah, I think I'd try something with like a toothbrush
- 1:53:29Speaker 14: one time and it never heard nothing about nothing.
- 1:53:31Speaker 6: Oh really into the ether, that's it.
- 1:53:34Speaker 7: But yeah, mine, uh, I think the project I forgot
- 1:53:37Speaker 7: what it was. It was so many years ago, but
- 1:53:39Speaker 7: it was a product that did not launch.
- 1:53:41Speaker 3: Okay, So there's this thing. It's called the bump box
- 1:53:44Speaker 3: bum It's an old school like boom box. It's huge,
- 1:53:49Speaker 3: but it's got cassette, it's got CD, it's got Bluetooth,
- 1:53:53Speaker 3: it's got an auxiliary thing. It's supposed to sound really cool,
- 1:53:55Speaker 3: like four hundred and fifty watts like it's supposed to be.
- 1:53:58Speaker 3: I mean it'd be pretty. I think like esthetically it
- 1:54:00Speaker 3: would be cool.
- 1:54:01Speaker 6: I'm thinking like this.
- 1:54:02Speaker 3: One area of my house nostalgia by how people have
- 1:54:05Speaker 3: Bluetooth speakers or you know, the mini fridge that looks
- 1:54:08Speaker 3: like a like a guitar amplifier, something cool like that,
- 1:54:11Speaker 3: and if it sounds as good as you know, I've
- 1:54:13Speaker 3: heard people who have seen it or whatever. Now I
- 1:54:16Speaker 3: would buy one, but it's expensive. It's like four hundred
- 1:54:19Speaker 3: and fifty bucks. Now they have other ones that are
- 1:54:22Speaker 3: even more expensive than that, but they do offer ones
- 1:54:24Speaker 3: like four hundred and fifty bucks, but I've never bought
- 1:54:26Speaker 3: anything off of Kickstarter before, and at the time I
- 1:54:30Speaker 3: was looking at it, it stood out to me this
- 1:54:33Speaker 3: morning about how, hey, you could be paying for something
- 1:54:36Speaker 3: here that you never get. Now they're telling me the
- 1:54:38Speaker 3: delivery the delivery on it is going to be in
- 1:54:40Speaker 3: June if I did order it, but that doesn't necessarily
- 1:54:45Speaker 3: mean that's gonna happen.
- 1:54:46Speaker 4: Well, that's a lot of people to give their money
- 1:54:48Speaker 4: back to because they have over they've raised over five
- 1:54:50Speaker 4: and a half million dollars.
- 1:54:51Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it's crazy, and they have all these like
- 1:54:53Speaker 3: I see all these these celebrities and stuff that they've
- 1:54:56Speaker 3: sent it to, like you know, Taboo, I guess from
- 1:54:59Speaker 3: like Black Eyed Peas and some other some other artists
- 1:55:03Speaker 3: and stuff. They're like, oh, and they talk about sounds
- 1:55:05Speaker 3: cool and it looks cool. Yeah, it looks like a
- 1:55:07Speaker 3: cool old vintage boombox. So if you order one, they
- 1:55:10Speaker 3: tell you it might not arrive. Well, the Kickstarter language
- 1:55:14Speaker 3: has that on there because they're they're they're raising capital
- 1:55:17Speaker 3: basically to get these things.
- 1:55:18Speaker 6: Made, right, Because I always thought Kickstarter was more for
- 1:55:21Speaker 6: projects as opposed to tangible stuff.
- 1:55:24Speaker 3: So on this one, this is the BB Triple seven
- 1:55:27Speaker 3: uh play tape, CDs, radio, USB, Bluetooth, keep your Classics
- 1:55:31Speaker 3: Alive so like anything you want to play if you
- 1:55:33Speaker 3: have old stuff or whatever. Two hundred and seventy watts
- 1:55:36Speaker 3: on this one, room filling sounds, in control with real
- 1:55:40Speaker 3: knobs and switches. Fifteen hours of playtime, swap the battery
- 1:55:44Speaker 3: for more time. Seems pretty cool. I mean it's it's
- 1:55:47Speaker 3: designed to look like it's from the eighties, right, Yeah, yeah,
- 1:55:50Speaker 3: that's why I think it's That's why I think it's cool.
- 1:55:52Speaker 7: Would you carry it on your shoulder like old school, you.
- 1:55:55Speaker 13: Know, like.
- 1:55:57Speaker 3: How they introduced the forty nine er players they run
- 1:55:59Speaker 3: out of the They have like some like red ones
- 1:56:02Speaker 3: like all like gotta.
- 1:56:02Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, well there's one like called boom Box that's
- 1:56:07Speaker 7: very boom box. Yeah yeah, this one that that one's
- 1:56:10Speaker 7: just bluetooth. It's not like a cassette player. Yeah, this
- 1:56:13Speaker 7: one's called the bump box. But not to be confused
- 1:56:17Speaker 7: with the pregnancy subscription service. You know, what's getting really
- 1:56:21Speaker 7: popular on TikTok shop is uh CD players. So there's
- 1:56:26Speaker 7: like the portable dismand players. They're like selling these like
- 1:56:29Speaker 7: little CD players, and they come in like all these
- 1:56:31Speaker 7: different colors, like the old school, like iMac colors.
- 1:56:35Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't have a ton of things like I
- 1:56:37Speaker 3: do have a lot of cassettes still from old Yeah,
- 1:56:41Speaker 3: old radio shows from stations I've been on years ago,
- 1:56:45Speaker 3: So it's a giant box that it'd be cool to
- 1:56:47Speaker 3: be able.
- 1:56:47Speaker 6: To play that.
- 1:56:49Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 1:56:49Speaker 4: I actually just ordered a cassette player because I got
- 1:56:53Speaker 4: all my dad's old radio stuff, like when he was
- 1:56:55Speaker 4: doing shows, so I wanted to be able to play those.
- 1:56:57Speaker 4: But I'm not surprised Menace that you said that those
- 1:56:59Speaker 4: are popular, because I see so many people that are
- 1:57:03Speaker 4: like half my age now walking around with actual digital
- 1:57:05Speaker 4: cameras instead of taking pictures on their phones.
- 1:57:09Speaker 7: Yeah, all that stuff's coming back already disposable. One at
- 1:57:12Speaker 7: the best By a young girl was at the counter,
- 1:57:15Speaker 7: and the best Buy workers like teaching how to put
- 1:57:17Speaker 7: the SD card in one of those type of cameras
- 1:57:20Speaker 7: and explained to her how to get the photos D
- 1:57:22Speaker 7: card off the camera onto her computer.
- 1:57:26Speaker 13: Yeah.
- 1:57:26Speaker 3: I bought quite a few things on Kickstarter. Always got
- 1:57:29Speaker 3: the item cool. If it's something that has quite a
- 1:57:31Speaker 3: bit of attraction. I feel it's highly likely that you
- 1:57:34Speaker 3: will get it, but yes, you do run the risk
- 1:57:36Speaker 3: of never getting it. My question, I get if the
- 1:57:38Speaker 3: money goes back to you. Well, I don't think the
- 1:57:40Speaker 3: money can go back to you because if they got
- 1:57:42Speaker 3: the money to bail out the product product, what is
- 1:57:43Speaker 3: kickstargeter to pay you out of their own pocket?
- 1:57:45Speaker 7: Yeah? I think the one that I invested in was like.
- 1:57:49Speaker 3: Invested, I'm looking to invest I got Oh that's a
- 1:57:51Speaker 3: cool product. Yeah, the replace I can just go to
- 1:57:53Speaker 3: buy one. Like, now that you have them, and now
- 1:57:56Speaker 3: that it is a thing and you are producing them,
- 1:57:58Speaker 3: can't you just sell them on it Amazon or sell them?
- 1:58:01Speaker 3: I don't know best buy, go somewhere.
- 1:58:02Speaker 7: Well, a lot of the middleman two they already have
- 1:58:05Speaker 7: the capital, but they're using Kickstarter as a hype mark tool.
- 1:58:08Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, maybe it looks cool. Again, it looks cool.
- 1:58:11Speaker 14: The only problem with bluetooth speakers is I have an
- 1:58:13Speaker 14: aversion to them because every time I'm around one, the
- 1:58:15Speaker 14: person is blasting something in public in a place where
- 1:58:18Speaker 14: they shouldn't be doing it.
- 1:58:19Speaker 3: Yeah, this is from a who's right, So.
- 1:58:21Speaker 4: That's this is I went to the Kickstarter website says
- 1:58:24Speaker 4: does Kickstarter issue refunds. This is the first sentence under
- 1:58:28Speaker 4: that Kickstarter is not a store and we do not
- 1:58:31Speaker 4: issue refunds. When you back a project, you're supporting a
- 1:58:34Speaker 4: creator's right to make something new and agreeing to go
- 1:58:36Speaker 4: along for the ride.
- 1:58:37Speaker 1: The ride.
- 1:58:38Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that might be that guy. Yeah, I'm
- 1:58:41Speaker 3: not looking for a ride.
- 1:58:42Speaker 6: Lost all your money?
- 1:58:45Speaker 1: Look cool?
- 1:58:46Speaker 3: Can I have four?
- 1:58:48Speaker 6: You wish you had one? I do?
- 1:58:51Speaker 7: But yeah, there is a bump box website.
- 1:58:54Speaker 11: Is it the same one? I mean, I think you
- 1:58:55Speaker 11: can just go and buy it.
- 1:58:57Speaker 7: Are it sent you three x's or two x'es?
- 1:59:00Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 1:59:00Speaker 3: Does it send you to Kickstarter?
- 1:59:03Speaker 11: Yeah, let's see if I add to cart item added
- 1:59:06Speaker 11: to KRT.
- 1:59:07Speaker 7: No, that's it. That's a different one.
- 1:59:08Speaker 11: Oh, it's a different one.
- 1:59:09Speaker 7: Huh. This is a different design.
- 1:59:13Speaker 3: Yeah, because everything I'm seeing here to send you right to, uh, Kickstarter,
- 1:59:17Speaker 3: to Kickstarter. I'm on Amazon now, and they do have
- 1:59:20Speaker 3: other this is bump box, but oh y, they have
- 1:59:23Speaker 3: their own site.
- 1:59:24Speaker 7: This they have other product right now.
- 1:59:26Speaker 14: This is correct, And we got a text from mister
- 1:59:28Speaker 14: Grimmis saying the same thing. This Kickstarter thing has been
- 1:59:30Speaker 14: around for a long time, but it's a way to
- 1:59:32Speaker 14: make it seem like, Oh, I'm helping develop and create.
- 1:59:36Speaker 1: Market.
- 1:59:36Speaker 7: Usually can't just buy it, Yeah, you can't just buy it.
- 1:59:38Speaker 7: Oh so the bump box is the one that they
- 1:59:41Speaker 7: bring out with like the NFL players. I guess because
- 1:59:44Speaker 7: that's the one that's super popular.
- 1:59:46Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess.
- 1:59:46Speaker 6: Well, good news for you.
- 1:59:47Speaker 1: You can.
- 1:59:48Speaker 7: Our boss has one in her office. But it's like
- 1:59:51Speaker 7: been sitting there.
- 1:59:51Speaker 3: I've I've wasted four hundred and fifty dollars on dumber things.
- 1:59:55Speaker 4: I mean, like puking scorpions patches.
- 1:59:58Speaker 3: Oh yeah for this neighborhoo, a bicycle, gang of children,
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- 2:01:39Speaker 3: Yeah right, all right, Greg Gory parting words of wisdom please.
- 2:01:41Speaker 6: Yeah, the worst part about going out into public is
- 2:01:44Speaker 6: the public is there.
- 2:01:48Speaker 3: I say that about a lot of cities.
- 2:01:49Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 2:01:50Speaker 3: San Francisco is beautiful, great geographically, like you look around,
- 2:01:55Speaker 3: it's gorgeous architecture. You got to San Francisco Bay great.
- 2:02:00Speaker 3: Use it's the people that ruin it.
- 2:02:02Speaker 6: People ruin it, all right.
- 2:02:03Speaker 3: If it wasn't for the people being awesome.
- 2:02:05Speaker 6: I'd love to be in public if the public wasn't there. True.
- 2:02:08Speaker 3: All right, Thank you very much, Greg Gory, you got it.
- 2:02:11Speaker 6: Ian.
- 2:02:11Speaker 3: Thank you so much for giving the Woodes Show some
- 2:02:13Speaker 3: of your valuable time this morning. You know we'd love it.
- 2:02:15Speaker 3: Appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys can
- 2:02:17Speaker 3: suck it. We'll catch you back here on Thursday. You
- 2:02:19Speaker 3: have yourself a great day. SMDUBM. I quit this bitch,