Latest / The Chris and Mike Show / #105 - Peter Vinnicomb - Australian First Responder
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- 0:20Vinicom, Peter Vinicom. Here we go.
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- 0:50For those of you just joining us live on YouTube and those who
- 0:53will be joining us later on, Peter is in Australia, I am in
- 0:57Arizona, Mike is in Illinois. That is the power of technology
- 1:03in a positive way. We have traversed the
- 1:06International Dateline for the first time.
- 1:09And it's, and Peter's living in the future from what I
- 1:12understand, it's when we're recording this, it's, it's 3:00
- 1:16on a Tuesday afternoon in in America.
- 1:18What time was it in Australia, Peter?
- 1:21It is 8:00 Wednesday morning. Wow so so let us know what
- 1:25happens between now and tomorrow morning, because I would like to
- 1:27know I want to know about the stocks I want to know about what
- 1:30what sports teams have won or lost.
- 1:32I want to know what what I should invest in right now.
- 1:35So then I reap the benefits tomorrow.
- 1:37OK. And then if there's.
- 1:38Anything else? And a $70 million Lotto drawer
- 1:40about maybe 12 hours ago. OK.
- 1:43And what are those numbers? Give us the numbers.
- 1:49I'll I'll I'll PM them to you. OK, cool.
- 1:52Because then we'll we'll split it, man.
- 1:53We'll split it three ways. Is and is it it's hilarious.
- 1:57Is it Australian money? It is.
- 2:00So that's 70 million probably the difference is we don't pay
- 2:05tax on our Lotto wins. Really, which is the way it
- 2:08should be? So if you win, 70,000,070
- 2:12million goes into your bank. OK, So what?
- 2:14Can't tell you how many. I can't tell you how many
- 2:16people, Peter, that I hear say if I were going to live anywhere
- 2:19else in the world other than the United States, they all say
- 2:22Australia. So you guys must do a lot of
- 2:24things right down there. Yeah, I was dragged over here
- 2:28when I was 12 years old. I was brought up in England and
- 2:32I wasn't, wasn't impressed to come over.
- 2:33Dad hated the the cold weather. He he worked on a ship and loved
- 2:37the heat. So we came over in in 87 for a
- 2:41holiday and then they said we're moving.
- 2:44OK. So I was brought over in 89 and
- 2:47yeah, I would, I wouldn't live anywhere else.
- 2:49Love it. That's all.
- 2:50Really. So, so we've heard now from
- 2:53America, because America, this is one, this is the question I
- 2:57wanted to ask you. So, so Americans, the viewpoint
- 2:59of Australians, right? And this is sounds so it's
- 3:02usually like when I, when I, when I think of Australia, I
- 3:04think #1 Crocodile Dundee, OK, I think of, I think, and this
- 3:08isn't, this isn't me mocking anybody, but you put another
- 3:10shrimp on the Bobby, right? Those are the, those are the two
- 3:14instant things that comes to mind as an American after
- 3:18Australia. That and the fact that you're on
- 3:20the other side of the world, right?
- 3:21And your, and your toilet water goes the opposite direction than
- 3:24our water. I don't know if that's real or
- 3:25not. But I was guilty of all that
- 3:29until I, you know, did some research myself because so many
- 3:33people said they wanted to live there.
- 3:35I'm like, this has to be a great place.
- 3:36You know, I had the same initiation to Australia that you
- 3:41did. It's silly and everybody over
- 3:43here says the same thing. But I think he's going to say
- 3:46it's nothing like that. Well, and this is my question,
- 3:48what what do Australians think of Americans in that kind of
- 3:54context? Like, do you just think we're
- 3:57all arrogant asshole Donald Trump loving type?
- 4:00You know, from from your perspective?
- 4:03Yeah, from your perspective. What do you what?
- 4:05Yeah. I think Americans in general
- 4:09often don't know much outside of their own backyard in world,
- 4:13world affairs and geography and that type of thing.
- 4:17Yeah, there are a lot of people that think Australia is this
- 4:20tiny backwards hit town, You know, even though it's a massive
- 4:24country, Australians probably one of the friendliest mobs out
- 4:31there. You know, we definitely have our
- 4:34issues. There's we don't have guns, you
- 4:38know, there's, there's, there are guns for people in sporting
- 4:42shooting associations and in on the land.
- 4:46But apart from that, we don't have the worry about guns.
- 4:49Your police don't carry guns either.
- 4:52No, the police do carry guns. Yeah, so, and if I had to guess,
- 4:59I'd say we probably average maybe two to three school
- 5:05shooting, school shootings, just police shootings every year
- 5:10Australia wide. Two to three in the entire
- 5:13continent. Yeah, yeah, there's not a lot.
- 5:18So so. Just so people understand it's a
- 5:20culture thing though, you know, so we athletes don't go up to
- 5:26people in a, in a, in a traffic stop and think that they're
- 5:30carrying. It's, it's an extremely rare
- 5:33thing. I mean, there is organized crime
- 5:34and that sort of thing. So, you know, there's, there's
- 5:37bad players in every country, but generally it's not too bad.
- 5:43So you you, so you open up the can of worms about the mob.
- 5:46Is your mob similar to like the the American mobsters that, you
- 5:50know, gambling, racketeering, prostitution, drugs, all that
- 5:53kind of jazz, Like go over and take over a city and just, you
- 5:55know, bring it down into the absolute, you know, just dregs
- 5:58of society. Are they more respectful?
- 6:04A lot of the organised crime is what we call outlawed bikie
- 6:09gangs. So most, most, most one
- 6:12percenters of the bikie gangs are outlawed and it's actually
- 6:16illegal for them to to to band together and that sort of thing
- 6:20and be found. And I think it's more than three
- 6:22people and stuff like that. So there's a lot of that and
- 6:26they're the bikie gangs are probably the most organised
- 6:30crime over here. But there's definitely, you
- 6:32know, Chinese groups and, and, you know, Lebanese groups and
- 6:36that sort of thing in different pockets around the country.
- 6:40OK, let me ask you this, Peter. From what I understand, and I've
- 6:45done a moderate amount of research on Australia because
- 6:48I'd like to go there one day, isn't it true that the majority
- 6:53of the civilized population lives in a tiny part of a
- 6:57gigantic continent? Is that not true?
- 7:00Absolutely, yeah. No, that is very true.
- 7:03The the mainly the eastern seaboard of Australia is your
- 7:07most populous. OK.
- 7:09If you know roughly how many miles is that wide towards what
- 7:13you guys would call the Outback or?
- 7:17Well, see, I'm, so I'm in Townsville, I live in far North
- 7:21Queensland. So for those that know
- 7:25Australia, you kind of got that pointy bits at the top right.
- 7:28I'm sort of towards towards the northern part of there.
- 7:32But it still probably takes me another 8 hours to get to the
- 7:34tip. OK, driving.
- 7:38And then to get down to Brisbane, which is the capital
- 7:41city of the state that I'm in, is about 1300 kilometres.
- 7:46Wow. Then it's about 1000 kilometres
- 7:50to Sydney and about 1000 kilometres to Melbourne.
- 7:53So they they're your three major cities in, in Australia would be
- 7:57Brisbane, Sydney and and Melbourne.
- 7:59And then across on the other side of the country, which I
- 8:02think think it's about it's either 7 or 8000 kilometres over
- 8:07to Perth. OK, yeah, people don't realize
- 8:11Australia is gigantic. Right.
- 8:15So if so, how many? How many Texas is Australia?
- 8:17Because Texas is pretty big. I knew it one time to be honest
- 8:22with you, I don't want to guess now.
- 8:24I think it's like, well, I'll Google it if you got I got one
- 8:30more question. So explain to the people.
- 8:34So now we know that everybody lives on the Eastern seaboard.
- 8:36As far as civilized society, what is the rest of the
- 8:39continent like from like N to Southeast to West?
- 8:43Is it all the same or is it different?
- 8:46It's different and there are pockets of people throughout.
- 8:50There's a lot of mining goes on in Australia.
- 8:54So a lot of the Outback, what we call the Outback towns are, are
- 8:58pretty much around those, those sort of mines.
- 9:03And then you get little pockets and then there's a lot of
- 9:05indigenous places spread throughout and they can be.
- 9:10So the most, most remote place I've worked is probably a place
- 9:14called Buck Alden. And that's six hours inland from
- 9:19a medium sized city. It's an hour and a half from any
- 9:25clinical backup or, or anything like that.
- 9:29Kangaroos are literally sitting in your front, your front lawn.
- 9:34Yeah, there's a, there's a lot of stereotypes that, you know,
- 9:36we catch Kangaroos to school and things like that.
- 9:39When you're in the Outback there, there are Kangaroos
- 9:41sitting in your front yard. And that's crazy.
- 9:45Yeah. Now how?
- 9:46Are those people living? Are they living in traditional
- 9:49houses? Are they living in huts?
- 9:50Are they poor? Do they you know what?
- 9:52What kind of lifestyle are they living out there?
- 9:57Normal houses, they're normal city, normal towns, often 1500
- 10:04people would be, you know, around 1000 people would be sort
- 10:07of be a minimum kind of thing. There's, look, there's, there's
- 10:10definitely indigenous towns that are, are quite poverty stricken
- 10:15and they, they live a different lifestyle with, with the, you
- 10:22know, there's, there's rampant alcohol problems and crime
- 10:25problems and that sort of thing. And that's, that's probably the
- 10:29biggest ongoing institutional issue that we have is the
- 10:35disparity between Indigenous people and, and, and the common
- 10:40folk. So Indigenous people is the
- 10:42Aborigines, correct? That's correct.
- 10:45And then so. Indigenous, Aboriginal and
- 10:47Torres Strait Islanders. OK, so for those that don't
- 10:51understand that may not truly grasp the concept of Aborigines
- 10:55or what what's their are they like the original settlers in
- 10:58Australia? Yeah, they've got a history
- 11:02here, you know, not forgive me if I misquote times, but they,
- 11:07they've been here thousands and thousands of years.
- 11:10There's rock paintings and stuff going back a long, long time.
- 11:13And then Australia was basically taken over in 1788 when Captain
- 11:21Cook sailed over. And yeah, and basically there
- 11:25was a mass genocide. There was a lot of a lot of
- 11:27people killed. And then then there was a, you
- 11:30know, it's a pretty, pretty piss poor history in dealing with
- 11:33Indigenous folks. Didn't the English make it a
- 11:36prison colony for a while? Yep, that's exactly what who
- 11:40came over in the first fleet was was it was English convicts and
- 11:46then they they basically wiped out indigenous folk left right
- 11:50and centre they came with. All this technology.
- 11:53Yeah, absolutely. And then they tried to, then
- 11:57they tried to breed them out. They would steal their children.
- 12:00And yeah, so there was a big thing called the Stolen
- 12:05Generation where they would actually steal children in this.
- 12:08And we're only talking 70 years ago, 80 years ago this is this
- 12:13is relatively recent. The stolen, the stolen
- 12:17generation, that's what you call it, yes, I mean, I mean.
- 12:21And it was literally the government.
- 12:22The government would go in and they would take Indigenous
- 12:25children an attempt to assimilate them into white
- 12:29people's culture and kind of breed them out.
- 12:32They weren't they, they, they fought for us in the World War,
- 12:35in World War 2, but they weren't actually classified as citizens.
- 12:39I think it was until the 70s, which for me is just, you know,
- 12:43I'm a, I'm a child of the 70s. To me, that is so just.
- 12:47It's so foreign to me that that would even be a thing.
- 12:50Agreed. Yeah, we.
- 12:52Come from the same. 70s yeah, we come from the 70s too.
- 12:55We're all the same age. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 12:58That's crazy, man. The I, I, I mean just, I mean,
- 13:01it sounds cheesy, but the stolen generation that's that's kind of
- 13:04that's a, that's a unique way to phrase something if.
- 13:06We didn't go for a pen and paper there.
- 13:08I'd be real surprised. Yeah, the Stolen Generation.
- 13:12I like that too. Yeah, yeah.
- 13:14So. And the, you know, the, the, the
- 13:16Prime Minister, I think it was in 2006, I think it was around
- 13:21there, the, the Prime Minister actually, it took, it took over
- 13:2450 years for the government to actually make an official
- 13:27apology. And governments now are still in
- 13:32the process of trying to make reparations or come to
- 13:35agreements on reparations because there's still people
- 13:38alive now from the from the stolen generation.
- 13:41And it did. And it's caused multi
- 13:43generational trauma. Oh, I don't, yeah, I could see
- 13:46that because it's it's no different than if, if that
- 13:48people come over. I'm sure you've heard the
- 13:50nonsense of our border wars and stuff with especially in
- 13:53Arizona, like the border wars in Arizona are more it's it's more
- 13:59prevalent than than it is in Texas, than it is in California.
- 14:02I think. I don't know why, but but you've
- 14:03probably heard stories of how when they come across they
- 14:07separating the parents and the kids and things like that.
- 14:09And you know, so I can't imagine that at all.
- 14:12I can't imagine being separated from my kids and and vice versa.
- 14:15So trauma for sure. I could see how that would have
- 14:18a lasting effect generationally, right?
- 14:21Because it's just, you know. That's why I agree with what
- 14:25Peter said. And I always say I'm on team
- 14:27people, right? The whole borders and races, and
- 14:31we're all on this one planet together, and we all have the
- 14:34same pool of resources, right? Why can't we just get along, be
- 14:37cool with each other, do a podcast, meet a guy like Peter,
- 14:41have a good time. You know, I don't understand why
- 14:44that's so hard. If you don't like somebody,
- 14:46don't talk to him. What does a imaginary line have
- 14:49to do with anything? Nothing except for Les Messman's
- 14:53office in WKRP. So so Peter, I like your smile.
- 14:59So you know WKRP. Did WKRP make it to Australia?
- 15:04I'll say yes. Right on and.
- 15:06Not OK. OK, well, it was a it was a
- 15:09sitcom in this in, in the 70s that was, was, was focused on a
- 15:13radio station. And one of the, one of the
- 15:15characters was Les Nessman, who was a news reporter.
- 15:18And he always went in an office, but he wasn't allowed to have an
- 15:20office. So he took duct tape basically,
- 15:22and duct tape a space on the floor.
- 15:24And he wouldn't mind himself going in and shutting his door,
- 15:27you know, and somebody just walked past line, like, wait a
- 15:29minute, Peter, you have to knock and then you'd back up and, you
- 15:35know, just they're famous. The, the most famous scene they
- 15:38have is is on Thanksgiving, the, the, the WKRP Turkey drop.
- 15:43So Les Nessman's on the ground watching the helicopter above
- 15:47pushing out the turkeys and everybody thought they could fly
- 15:51and they didn't fly. So it was raining turkeys and
- 15:55it's just a whole bunch of chaos and the mob, you know, and the
- 15:59last, the last gimmick in the, of the show that episode was was
- 16:03Mr. Carlson, the station manager standing there with Herb
- 16:06Tarlich. The sales guy is like, you know,
- 16:08it's God is my witness. I thought turkeys could fly.
- 16:15It was one of the funniest American sitcoms that we ever.
- 16:17Produced. Yeah, it was great, all the
- 16:19different. We get, we get most of the
- 16:21American sitcoms over here. We are very, very heavily
- 16:25influenced by American culture. So movies as well.
- 16:29Sorry, Chris. No, you're good it.
- 16:31Was a good question. Movies as well.
- 16:34Absolutely. Yeah, OK.
- 16:36So from from your guys's standpoint, since you since we
- 16:39did went to the media thing, do you guys have like like
- 16:42obviously Mel Gibson came out of Australia, the Mad Max trilogy,
- 16:47original Mad Max trilogy, not the one, I don't know about the
- 16:49ones George Mosery doing, but the original ones were all based
- 16:52in Australia, correct? That's correct, yes.
- 16:55Yeah. So do you have your own, I don't
- 17:00know how to like, do you have your own Hollywood, for lack of
- 17:02a better question, like in in Australia where you produce your
- 17:04own movies and TV shows and that kind of stuff.
- 17:07Yeah. And when, when Trump recently
- 17:13announced that a tariff on movies produced outside of
- 17:17Australia, sorry, outside of America, that could cost us
- 17:21hundreds and hundreds of millions of dollars.
- 17:24The Gold Coast is probably our number one thing.
- 17:27Most of the Pirates of the Caribbean were filmed in
- 17:30Australia. Really.
- 17:31I did not know that. I didn't know that either.
- 17:34The Matrix. The Matrix.
- 17:35The Matrix was filmed in Australia.
- 17:37Really. A few of them, Yeah.
- 17:39The Marvels have input. King Kong though, the Kong
- 17:43versus gorilla versus Kong that was made in Australia.
- 17:47So there's a huge Australian thing and and especially in a
- 17:50special. Effect.
- 17:51I know that that's crazy that's good to know So and you've been
- 17:55you've you 20 years in as a first responder basically right
- 18:00Yeah. So I've been a.
- 18:01Paramedic for 20 years. OK, so give.
- 18:04Us a little insight. Over here, our system's slightly
- 18:07different to yours. Yeah, all our, we have state
- 18:13based ambulance services and that's pretty much it.
- 18:16So and they're not, they're not ingrained with fire departments
- 18:21or anything like that. So, you know, and so to give it
- 18:25to and we, we are a very large, very large state.
- 18:29So I, I used to work as a single officer.
- 18:33So I would be on call for what I would do 8 days on six days off
- 18:38with office hours and then be on call for the rest of the rest of
- 18:41the time. So you're pretty much on call
- 18:43for 24 hours a day for 8 days and you are responding on your
- 18:49own. So you may get in some regions
- 18:52or areas, you might have some volunteer first responders who
- 18:57will drive your vehicle so that you can treat in the back.
- 19:01But yeah, sometimes it can take, you know, it can be 8090
- 19:05kilometres down country roads to get to a place.
- 19:08You know, it can take an hour, hour and a half to get somewhere
- 19:11and then it can take an hour and a half to get back to a very,
- 19:16you know, something that's very much a health clinic rather than
- 19:22a hospital. And then often they have to get
- 19:24flown via Royal Flying Doctors Service to to a major tertiary
- 19:30hospital. So that sounds like a like a a
- 19:34potential crisis turning into death If if it's something.
- 19:40That's a three hour round trip. Right, just to get to a health
- 19:43clinic. And then if they're severe like
- 19:46let's let's let's let here's so you see if you can answer this.
- 19:48I'm sure you can. So somebody's having a heart
- 19:50attack, right? So they call you up, you're 90
- 19:53minutes away. You get there, they're still
- 19:55alive. Then you do what you can to
- 19:56stabilize them, I would assume, right?
- 20:01And then you drive them back to 90 minutes.
- 20:02And then if they're still alive after that three hour total
- 20:05window plus whatever time they were suffering from this.
- 20:10That's somebody who who would then be flown to a actual
- 20:12hospital. Yeah.
- 20:15So we, we do carry drugs, clot busting drugs that we are able
- 20:20to give under circumstances that can clear it.
- 20:22I mean they're a high risk drug. We call it Draino for Draino for
- 20:26the heart. I don't know if you guys have
- 20:27Draino but it basically. Dissolves.
- 20:29Everything heart Draino. Yep, but the problem with with
- 20:33heart draino is that if you've got a clot in your brain that is
- 20:38kept you alive, it busts that too.
- 20:40Oh. Oh, so you know, it's one of
- 20:44those cost versus benefit things.
- 20:45You know, you're gonna die from a heart attack if you don't get
- 20:48it, but it can, the actual drug can cause the death of people as
- 20:52well. So, you know, and that and, and
- 20:55it's not a drug given lightly. Sure, we have doctors.
- 20:59We have doctors on call for US 24 hours a day nowadays that we
- 21:03can ring up and get advice. Telehealth is obviously improved
- 21:07massively. So there's a lot of things that
- 21:09can be done. Now if we're going to a job
- 21:14that, you know, it also depends if we're in reach of a
- 21:17helicopter whether or not they can come.
- 21:21You know, they, they only have a certain range and often we're
- 21:24outside of that range. So, and now the, the new thing
- 21:29that they're looking at unofficially is drones, using
- 21:33drones to be able to take product to people to, to scenes
- 21:39that might be able to help them get, you know, how you could get
- 21:42there and get a drug into them before we get there using, using
- 21:46telehealth and talking to doctors and that sort of thing.
- 21:49So there there's a lot of technology that's going to help
- 21:51in the in the future. That's cool.
- 21:53And that's just because it's because you're that's just
- 21:55because all your cities are so spread out.
- 21:57That's like and it's it's so, so every specific city doesn't have
- 22:02those services. It's just a statewide thing like
- 22:04you referenced. So then all of this parts from
- 22:05the same location. Yes, yeah.
- 22:08So each, each so, So for example, I, I worked for the
- 22:12Queensland Ambulance Service and there was 4000 paramedics spread
- 22:17out somewhere. Oh Jesus.
- 22:20I don't even, I don't know what to compare that to, but it's
- 22:23huge. Like I said it to go from the
- 22:25bottom of the state to the tip of the state's probably about a
- 22:2925 hour drive. Wow.
- 22:31OK, yeah, that's crazy. To give you an idea, Chris,
- 22:35because I know you asked earlier, yeah, the United States
- 22:38is only slightly larger than Australia, like by 25%.
- 22:43Oh, that's how big Australia is. Why so when he's?
- 22:45Talking. So so.
- 22:47Now it's. Really.
- 22:48The United States into about 6-6 states.
- 22:52Oh, OK. Wow, wow.
- 22:55So now you can imagine how Western.
- 22:56Australia is about 1/3 the size is 1/3 of the country.
- 23:00OK. Now you can imagine how long it
- 23:03takes to get somewhere because you know how long it takes to
- 23:05get from one state to the next. You'd have to go 6 states to the
- 23:08next state. Wow, that's insane.
- 23:10See Jake, Jake, my son's a Marine and he was when he was
- 23:13stationed in Japan, he actually got an opportunity to be doing
- 23:17the Navy for about was supposed to be 3 months and it being nine
- 23:19months. But during that time they they
- 23:22had, I guess you call it ported in Australia.
- 23:25So he actually got to see Australia, which is cool.
- 23:28Of course she doesn't like share all the fun stuff with us.
- 23:31Just that, you know, he had, he had a Vegemite sandwich that it
- 23:33was disgusting. Yeah, I've never, I've never
- 23:37been able to get into Vegemite. And then he had the Fosters,
- 23:41which is, you know, Americans look at Fosters as Australian
- 23:44for beer might, right? And the only people that drink
- 23:47fosters is people that aren't Australian.
- 23:53That's marketing genius right there you walk into that's how
- 23:57you can tell right we'll. Go overseas and they'll be hard.
- 23:59You want to fosters? It's like I don't drink that
- 24:01shit at home, why would I? Drink it here.
- 24:04So the brilliance of that, you know, when a tourist is in town,
- 24:07right, because they walk into Washington.
- 24:08I like a Fosters please and everybody in the barges.
- 24:12Four stops. OK.
- 24:14That's my question. It's funny because we, I live in
- 24:16a, in a, so Townsville where I live is a big Garrison town.
- 24:21We've got a huge Army base up here.
- 24:23I think it's, it's got about I think 70,000 or something.
- 24:27Wow, no, no, that, that, no, that's way bigger because I
- 24:30think it's only 70,000 Australia wide.
- 24:32But there's a big exercise going on up here at the moment and we
- 24:37went to, so rugby league is probably the big sport over
- 24:40here. And we went to a cow always
- 24:42game. We've got the North Queensland
- 24:43Cowboys, who's our team up here. And we were walking there the
- 24:47other day on Saturday night and in front of us a guy turned
- 24:51around. He said, are you guys, do you
- 24:53guys support the Tigers who we were playing and and I said, you
- 24:58know, I wouldn't be wearing this shirt if I did.
- 24:59He'd go And then he started talking and he was American.
- 25:02He was over here on exercise. And yeah, there was a bunch of
- 25:06them going to going to the rugby league game for imagine the
- 25:10first time. Now Speaking of rugby, because
- 25:13I, I, I spy with my little eye behind you, there's, I don't
- 25:16want to say footballs because I don't think that's what they're
- 25:18called in rugby, right? Actually in a in a in Australia
- 25:22it is called football. I call it football.
- 25:24OK, so you have two footballs behind you then?
- 25:26I'm assuming are from rugby so expand.
- 25:30OK, so so there's two games, there's rugby union and rugby
- 25:33league. Rugby union is is generally
- 25:37called rugby and league is generally called footy.
- 25:41They are slightly different games.
- 25:43League has league has 13 people on the field at once, where like
- 25:4913 people in a team, whereas union has 15 and union union has
- 25:55a a much more sort of upper class history compared to
- 25:58league. League was the you know, the
- 26:00work, the workers or the lower class game, But it's definitely
- 26:04the on on the northern coast. It's it's the biggest game and
- 26:09in the in victory, Victoria and the southern states, it's what's
- 26:14called AFL or Australian rules footy, football and AFL.
- 26:19Other people who don't like it just call it aerial ping pong
- 26:22because you just see it all similar shape to this, just
- 26:25going back and forth over a field that's nearly 200 meters
- 26:28long. That's.
- 26:30Awesome, So so so do you play rugby?
- 26:34No, I, I was a soccer player coming from England.
- 26:37So I, I played one game in my life, didn't know where to
- 26:41stand, didn't know what to do. I was just told I, I think I was
- 26:4513 or 12. And they just said you're big,
- 26:48you're in the front row and yeah, go do stuff.
- 26:53I just didn't have a clue what I was doing.
- 26:56So and, and it's for those that haven't seen rugby league, we
- 27:02don't wear any protection. No, some somewhere a little
- 27:06headgear. And that's purely to stop cuts.
- 27:08It doesn't stop any concussions or anything like that.
- 27:11It it stops lacerations. So yeah, it's a pretty brutal
- 27:14sport, but I love watching it. Oh yeah, I've I've.
- 27:18Seen a lot of. It too.
- 27:19Yeah, it's definitely it's yeah, you know, it.
- 27:22It makes the NFL that in, in in America look like, you know,
- 27:25even more Patsy Cake, flag football.
- 27:28Oh, don't, don't hit me. Oh, I'm a quarterback.
- 27:32Don't touch me. Don't you know, like we should
- 27:35send all the American football? So for the last couple of years
- 27:37and including next year, the NRL, which is the main, the main
- 27:41body like your NFL, the NRL, they, they actually do the
- 27:45season launch in Vegas and they take, they do a couple of games
- 27:49over in Vegas in February. Right on.
- 27:54OK, let me ask you this because I've been sitting here trying to
- 27:58rack my brain and I know you're going to cringe if unless you're
- 28:03a fan of their band. Other than Men At Work, give me
- 28:07a couple other Australian bands that I'm overlooking because
- 28:11Chris and I have been musicians midnight entire lives.
- 28:14Oh, midnight oil. ACDC.
- 28:17Oh yes, ACDC man. Mike, you're going go to your
- 28:21room. Go to your room, Mike.
- 28:22Just go to your room man. Chris is going to finish the
- 28:25rest of the podcast, ladies and gentlemen.
- 28:28In excess. In Oh, I just loved in excess,
- 28:31Michael Hutchinson, Brilliant man, Brilliant.
- 28:35He was just like the the he kind of like.
- 28:38That man, I'm not. Going to pay and I'm not
- 28:40comparing us to Michael Hutchinsons intersex, but but
- 28:43Mike and I had that kind of same vibe that Michael had with the
- 28:46the members of INXS where they would come to him.
- 28:48Here's the song we put together. Then Michael would open up his
- 28:51notebook and be like, OK, this song fits perfectly.
- 28:53Here you go. Done.
- 28:54I'll I'll tell you real quick how I got to get a.
- 28:58I thought you were going to say you were into the erotic
- 29:00asphyxiation. No, not at all.
- 29:02No, I'll tell you how I got to be a fan of their band was when
- 29:06I was in college. I was trying to put a band
- 29:08together just to have something to do.
- 29:10And the drummer in that band was the biggest in excess fan I had
- 29:14ever met in my life. And I just thought it was weird
- 29:17because we were forming a Hard Rock band, right?
- 29:20Yeah. Until I started trying to learn
- 29:23their music and I was like, OK, I get it now.
- 29:25They had some of the coolest beats and melodies and just the
- 29:30musicianship along with his songwriting, outstanding.
- 29:34I I was like, OK, I get it now. And Chris is right.
- 29:38We had that same kind of relationship where we all played
- 29:40off each other. Yeah.
- 29:43Yeah, we're very, very American influenced in our in our music
- 29:47as well now. You guys ruled the Rock'n'roll
- 29:49world, man. ACDC.
- 29:51How did I overlook that? One I know that's that's
- 29:53disappointing. Like all of our all of our
- 29:55viewers are like, wait, Mike's a decision and he forgot what they
- 29:58should do. OK.
- 29:59And we got we got Apple, right? We have a really good habit of
- 30:03if they're from New Zealand as well, if they've if they've been
- 30:05to Australia, we claim them as ours.
- 30:08Where's where's New Zealand in relation to Australia?
- 30:11I'm terrible at geography's better.
- 30:12Just it's about a two hours flight S to the sort of
- 30:15southwest, so bottom right. Yeah, OK.
- 30:19So you, they're basically like, they're our brothers and
- 30:22sisters. You know, we're very close bonds
- 30:25from what we call the Anzacs, which is the Australian and New
- 30:27Zealand Army Corps. So Gallipoli and in World War
- 30:31One and all that sort of stuff. So we're, you know, that we, we,
- 30:34we've got that relationship with New Zealand where we all like to
- 30:38give shit to each other. We'd all die for each other.
- 30:41Right now, that's cool. Now New Zealand, their claim to
- 30:45fame is the Lord of the Rings movies, right?
- 30:49Yep, that's where they were. That's where they were made for
- 30:51sure. Them and sheep shagging, that's
- 30:52what. That's their other claim for
- 30:53fame. Gotcha.
- 30:56So now you married, kids, family.
- 30:59Yep. Wife, two kids, the eldest is
- 31:0222. She just moved out with the
- 31:04boyfriend a couple of weeks ago. So big step.
- 31:08Yeah. So yeah.
- 31:10And it's it's, it's been difficult actually last couple
- 31:12of years because I've been off work.
- 31:14Like I said, I worked, I worked away.
- 31:17I did my week on week off. And then, yeah, I got, excuse
- 31:21me, I got attacked at work and developed PTSD and I've been off
- 31:25work for two years still. Attacked at your paramedic job?
- 31:31Yeah, yeah. I had a guy on ice attacked me,
- 31:36a solo officer at 2:00 in the morning, pitch black.
- 31:39And yeah, he basically tried to kill me.
- 31:41And yeah, it was one of those. But what it did is, is although
- 31:46I wasn't physically hurt from that attack, but we in first
- 31:51responders and same as military, you get really good at siloing
- 31:55memories. You know, you kind of deal with
- 31:57it, put it to the back. But what this did was basically
- 32:00joined all those solos off and let the lid open slightly.
- 32:03So all these memories that you thought you'd forgotten just
- 32:07came back and then. And then they come back at the
- 32:12worst times. Or just like, it could be
- 32:15something on TV. It can be geography, You know,
- 32:17you can be driving past somewhere.
- 32:19Yeah, I went to that. And then you get these vivid
- 32:22memories of a scene. Most of the time they're
- 32:25unpleasant. We we see things that human
- 32:31beings shouldn't see. Yeah.
- 32:33And and that's the nature of the job we get.
- 32:34We get into that knowing that that's going to how it's going
- 32:37to be. And but, but, but but before
- 32:39you, before you go further. But do you really get into it
- 32:42knowing in your mind all the absolutely death and the
- 32:46structure you're going to see? I don't.
- 32:47Think you could could? Right.
- 32:48Or are you getting into it because like, my son wants to be
- 32:51a firefighter when he gets out of the military service and, and
- 32:54we look at that as he's such an impact because he feels what
- 32:57everybody else feels. Yeah, look, I, I got into, I'll,
- 33:02I'll tell you how I got into it. I used to work at a cinema
- 33:06complex, 16 screen cinema complex and I was one of the GD
- 33:10managers there and we used to get a lot go wrong.
- 33:13There was all sorts of, you know, there was seizures, heart
- 33:17attacks, fights, stabbings, believe it or not, a couple of
- 33:20suicides. In a movie theatre.
- 33:23Yep, there we had people jump off the building, we had people
- 33:26hanging themselves in the toilet.
- 33:28That's not and I used to frot Oh.
- 33:32So this is. Routine like.
- 33:34You're good, you're good. This is routine.
- 33:36Like every weekend this is happening.
- 33:37Or every night at the movie theater?
- 33:39Or how often? No, but it was, it was, it was
- 33:43fairly rare, but it was enough where I thrived on it.
- 33:47I that's when I kind of stepped up and and then it became
- 33:51between being a police officer and being a being a paramedic.
- 33:55And like I said over here, you, you don't join the fire
- 33:59department, you join as a paramedic into an ambulance
- 34:02service. And yeah, I applied for the and
- 34:09it and I joined when it was the in service training.
- 34:12So you just did your, all your training in service through your
- 34:16whoever your employer and then did a deployment and and I loved
- 34:21it. I loved it.
- 34:22I, I, I started working at Roma, Roma Street, which is basically
- 34:27in, in the heart, the CBD of Brisbane.
- 34:29So the heart of New York City, for example, our equivalent.
- 34:34So right smack bang in the middle.
- 34:36So really busy, really good exposure to lots and lots of
- 34:39different types of things, especially drugs.
- 34:43Yeah. And then, and then from there,
- 34:46I, I, I kind of went out West and, and did a relief stint in a
- 34:51smaller place and realized that, you know, you can get a much
- 34:54better work life balance when you go out West.
- 34:57Gotcha. Yeah, See the the first
- 35:00responders here from what I understand and what I know it's
- 35:03it's typically a 48 on and like 72 off like you're not.
- 35:08But you, you little tutor earlier.
- 35:09If you're just joining us, this is Peter.
- 35:11We're talking to him. He's from Australia.
- 35:13I spent 20 years as a first responder and his typical work
- 35:15schedule was 8 days on and six days off to where he was
- 35:18consistently on call for 8 consecutive days office hours.
- 35:22So because of that, because that kind of like, wow, that's a lot.
- 35:27What would be a typical day for you during those eight days
- 35:31being being on? So actually though, it was a
- 35:37really good time when I when I was there.
- 35:40So let's let's for example, say Bach Alden, which was a town of
- 35:45about 1500 people. You can Google it.
- 35:48It's six hours from Rockhampton. Some people are aware of Long
- 35:52Reach. I've heard of Long Reach as an
- 35:55Outback place and it's about an hour an hour from there.
- 35:58It in those eight days, one might do 10 actual jobs where
- 36:06you're going to patients, so it's not overly busy.
- 36:09There are others that you'd be doing 40 in that stint.
- 36:12It really varies, but but on an average I'd do about 10.
- 36:16I think my busiest week would have been in those eight days
- 36:20would have been maybe 30-40 jobs, and my quietest would have
- 36:23been one. You get to take your kid to
- 36:27school, you get to pick them up from school, you get to go and
- 36:30do whatever as long as your phone's on, you drive an
- 36:33ambulance everywhere, you're always available.
- 36:36You can pretty much do whatever you want to do.
- 36:40You know, we could go swimming. You could do.
- 36:43So if I went for a swim, if we went to the local council pool,
- 36:46I'd give the pool operator my phone and if it rang, they, they
- 36:50would answer it and come over and give it to me.
- 36:52And then I'd get out and I'd go to a job.
- 36:54And depending on the job is whether I turned out with with
- 36:57dripping wet shorts or or got dried and changed and you know.
- 37:04So your company card was the ambulance?
- 37:07Absolutely. Yep, my kids were.
- 37:09Crazy. With me taking them to school in
- 37:11an ambulance in a fully fledged. Ambulance.
- 37:13Oh, that's fun. Did they get the novel Siren on
- 37:15every day? Yep, they didn't They they were
- 37:19so blase about it. So when we moved to Townsville
- 37:23with, you know, with the kindies and stuff where you often take
- 37:26the ambulance into kindy visits and that type of thing, they
- 37:30just, they didn't care. Like they all the other kids
- 37:33that thought it was awesome and they were like, yeah, that's
- 37:35just a normal vehicle. It's like I.
- 37:37Killed my dad drives. Yeah, yeah.
- 37:41That's really. Cool.
- 37:42So in Australia the the steering wheels on the on the right side
- 37:45of the vehicle, right do you guys?
- 37:48Yeah, we and we drive. We drive on the left.
- 37:50OK, that's what I say. So it's it's kind of like
- 37:51England, which is makes sense because England settled
- 37:54Australia, correct? Yep.
- 37:57That's right. That's right.
- 37:59And and yeah, we use the metric system.
- 38:00I think you guys are pretty much the only ones that.
- 38:03You're the only ones that don't, man.
- 38:06Let me let me give you a piece of history.
- 38:08I'm not. Peter might know this.
- 38:09Chris, this is going to blow your mind.
- 38:11OK, OK. Do you know why they drive on
- 38:13the left hand side of the road? To get there faster.
- 38:16No, OK, because when people wrote, All right, I'm going to
- 38:21teach everybody something here. Ladies and gentlemen, it's
- 38:23history with Mike. Because when people rode horses,
- 38:28only 2% of the population is left-handed.
- 38:31So you wanted your sword hand, You wanted to be on the left
- 38:35hand side, so the people coming at you were at your sword hand,
- 38:39Yes. Interesting.
- 38:40By the time we got to America, we were like, whatever, fuck
- 38:44that, we're going to do it our own way.
- 38:46I'm not sure how that happened because we were still riding
- 38:48horses, but. Speaking of lefties, little
- 38:51man's left-handed. My grandson, which we're like,
- 38:53he's 2. Percent of the population.
- 38:55Which explains why he hated baseball because we were trying
- 38:57to think he's right-handed, that he hated football because he was
- 39:00left-handed. And we were, you know, and then
- 39:02when he was Nikki's, my wife's a teacher, Peter, so she works
- 39:05with him on stuff. And about a month and a half
- 39:08ago, we gave him something to write and he was struggling with
- 39:11the right hand and then came back till later picked it up
- 39:13with his left hand. It was like, what?
- 39:16What is this? And it's 10%.
- 39:18He's left-handed, so it's crazy. That's a big difference between
- 39:222:00 and 10:00, yeah. Huge, man.
- 39:25I'm 2%. I have green eyes, so I knew it
- 39:28was one or the other. Yeah.
- 39:30It's only 2% of the population have green eyes.
- 39:32Yeah. What about you, Peter?
- 39:33What color are your eyes? Mine are like a brownie Hazel.
- 39:38Brownie Hazel. OK.
- 39:39What's the, what's the percentage of that one, Mike?
- 39:41Very common I'm I'm technologically advanced, I got
- 39:46green eyes, and I'm allergic to milk.
- 39:48There you go. So here's another fun question,
- 39:50and this is this. Is this this stupid American
- 39:52enemy? Did Outback Steakhouse originate
- 39:54from Australia or is that just an American made-up nonsense?
- 39:57I. Think it's I think it's American
- 40:02made-up nonsense. Yeah, but I, I don't know it's
- 40:07the name is familiar, but I don't know if it's from movies,
- 40:11you know, seeing it on movies or whether I've actually seen it.
- 40:14It's. Probably movies.
- 40:15What's your biggest? Well, here's here's another fun
- 40:17fact that you guys probably don't know.
- 40:18So you guys have Burger King over here and when they when
- 40:21they brought it over, that name was taken already.
- 40:25So our Burger King is called Hungry Jacks.
- 40:28Hungry Jacks. I did not know that.
- 40:31Now let's talk food. So like American food's
- 40:34terrible. Like I just learned that Ritz
- 40:36crackers are one of the worst things you can put in your body.
- 40:38And I've, I've ingested Ritz crackers since I was like 5
- 40:41years old. So my wife and I are about a
- 40:44month and now we've gotten rid of all the bad starches, all the
- 40:46breads, all the enriched flowers and things like that.
- 40:49Sunday we did decide what the hell, let's have some pizza and,
- 40:52and like just been paying for it for days with the inflammation
- 40:55and the spine and all that kind of jazz.
- 40:56So it's like, OK, definitely can't go back to this at all.
- 41:01So the food in Australia is, I mean, you've never probably been
- 41:05to America, which you probably can't, can't compare the two.
- 41:08But but we've heard Mike and I have heard from people we've
- 41:10been on and the things that he watches and listens to podcast
- 41:13wise, as do I, that American food is so terrible.
- 41:16But everybody else, everywhere else in the world, the food is
- 41:19so much better because how it's it's not processed like we
- 41:21process food and put all the nonsense and shit in it is that
- 41:25is that I mean. Yeah.
- 41:26Do you guys ban all the like dyes?
- 41:29And I would love to say I. Would love to say yes, but no,
- 41:34no, we, we, yeah, our diet is, is very poor as well.
- 41:39Diabetes is on the way up and all that sort of stuff.
- 41:43We, we are very, we are very mishmashed with different
- 41:48cultures. We're, we're a very
- 41:49multicultural country. So we do have a lot of Asian
- 41:52influences and that sort of thing.
- 41:54So our food is a bit of everything and there are,
- 41:58there's a lot of indigenous Tucker, what they call the, the
- 42:02slang for food over here is Tucker.
- 42:04There's a lot of Indigenous Tucker that happens.
- 42:06And there's more and more restaurants that are
- 42:08specializing in that, where they'll use berries and stuff
- 42:13grown in places that, you know, you don't go to the supermarket
- 42:17and buy these sort sort of things.
- 42:18So yeah, explain what that is. What is Tucker?
- 42:22Tucker's just food. Tucker's just, we're a, we're a
- 42:26mad country of lingo. Everything is shortened or has a
- 42:30has a, has a lingo for it. So afternoon is arvo, arvo you.
- 42:36Know like a. Petrol station or a gas station
- 42:39that you call them. We call it a servo A.
- 42:42Servo OK if I look like BBQ with Barbie.
- 42:46Yep. So that's true American.
- 42:48Barbecue is very much infiltrating over here.
- 42:51It's becoming big. Smoking meat, that type of
- 42:54thing. That's that's becoming quite a
- 42:55big scene. You know, all the stuff that
- 42:57used to be cheap is no longer cheap.
- 43:01Now. Used to be able to get all your
- 43:03cheap cuts, yeah. Now, do you guys eat kangaroo?
- 43:07Like, is that a delicacy? Yes, OK, yes and it's.
- 43:10Actually one of the leanest, highest protein meats you can
- 43:13get. Really.
- 43:14It is extremely good for you. It's a very strong flavor and
- 43:18it's quite gamey. There is a lot of people that
- 43:20don't like it. We make most of it when we do a
- 43:24bolognaise. We make it with generally with
- 43:26kangaroo mints. It's lower fat.
- 43:29Yeah, it's got like 1% fat. So now that's something you
- 43:32could buy at like the supermarket there.
- 43:35Yeah, it's it's it probably takes up 1% of the entire meat
- 43:39department compared to your chicken and lamb and that sort
- 43:42of thing. So it's not common.
- 43:46Yeah, it's it's one of those. I think we're the only country
- 43:49that eats the food that's on our coat of arms.
- 43:56We're not allowed to even touch the American eagle.
- 43:58Like if you like, if you if you have a feather in Alaska and you
- 44:00pick it up and it's an eagle feather and you try to go home
- 44:03with it, you get shut down like it's that well protected animal.
- 44:07So yeah, we wouldn't yeah, we wouldn't be eating the American
- 44:10eagle. But so so because you guys.
- 44:12Savage. Yeah, so because you guys can
- 44:14eat the Kangaroos. If you have a kangaroo in your
- 44:15backyard, you can you just shoot it, skin it and process it and
- 44:18have it for dinner. They don't have a gun.
- 44:21No, there are. You you need.
- 44:23To do all that sort of stuff. And there's a lot of, they do
- 44:28have parasite issues. A lot of most, most Kangaroos
- 44:32die in suburbia from getting hit by cars.
- 44:35They're some of the dumbest animals.
- 44:37You know, they'll, they'll be laying, they'll be standing next
- 44:39to 20 of their dead mates and they'll be like, and then
- 44:42they'll try and run in front of you, but then they'll stop, try
- 44:46and turn around, but they'll skid and then you'll hit them.
- 44:51And then you do get a lot of people that when they do hit a
- 44:53kangaroo, they carry their, they carry their young, their joeys
- 44:58in their pouches. And often if they're if they're
- 45:01females, they'll often have a Joey.
- 45:03They nearly always have a Joey in their pouch.
- 45:06And then they keep one kind of incubated until that one moves
- 45:10out really they'll start growing this next one.
- 45:13Yeah, that that's my understanding.
- 45:15I'm not any any in any way. We're going to hold you to that.
- 45:17You heard it here first from Peter in Australia.
- 45:20OK, Kangaroos incubate. Why?
- 45:22They have one growing and then that one leaves and one pops
- 45:25back up. That one leaves, pops back up.
- 45:26It's a non ending cycle, like Jack rabbits in the desert.
- 45:32They are huge when they are in the in the pouch.
- 45:35Like they'll stay in their pouch until their legs and their arms
- 45:38don't fit. Wow.
- 45:40It's yeah, you can, you can have it.
- 45:42Have a look at it. And and some, some Kangaroos are
- 45:45massive and a lot of them are very small.
- 45:48So the average one that you'll see on the side of the road
- 45:51nowadays, what we call Wallabies, they're a smaller
- 45:56thing. They might be in your in your
- 45:58lingo. Foot, foot and 1/2.
- 46:00High. Oh, OK.
- 46:02Or you can get red. Red Kangaroos are probably
- 46:06standing up 910 feet high. Wow.
- 46:10They'll kick your ass. Wow.
- 46:13Shit, yeah. They're the ones that you see.
- 46:14They look like they've been doing steroids.
- 46:16I don't know if you've seen it, where they come across their
- 46:19arms. They got pecks bigger than Arnie
- 46:20Schwarzenegger and it's. I had to look them up on
- 46:24YouTube. I listened to a podcast where
- 46:26they were talking about these Kangaroos.
- 46:28A guy had taken a trip to the Outback and he said, you can't
- 46:31even imagine. You have to see it with your own
- 46:33eyes. So I looked it up on YouTube and
- 46:35I know it doesn't do it, you know, give you the perspective.
- 46:38But Amanda, they're ripped. That's crazy.
- 46:42They. Look like they've been lifting
- 46:43weights for 10 years. So they look like.
- 46:47They've been doing steroids. They they sit on their back tail
- 46:49and they just stand up and it's all about just intimidation.
- 46:52That's how they they win their fights.
- 46:54Let's talk animals. Let's talk species and insects
- 46:57and stuff because over here we we.
- 46:58I got to know about the koala bear.
- 47:00Yeah, well, we hear, we hear, we hear a lot of things and I just
- 47:04want to like we've heard this like I saw something on Facebook
- 47:07within the last month where it was spider season in Australia
- 47:11and there's and face, right. And they cause the caption was,
- 47:14no, it's not snow. It's spider season in Australia.
- 47:17And it it looked like blankets of snow, but it was webs.
- 47:20But because AI is what it is now.
- 47:22Is that legit or is that made-up?
- 47:25That's legit. But I don't know if it's
- 47:28Australian. I've seen that one and I don't
- 47:31know if it's Australian. I thought that might have been
- 47:33in some cotton fields or something.
- 47:34I can't remember. I have seen that same, same
- 47:37thing and I've seen it where they they set it alight and all
- 47:40the lot, all the the webs burn up and yeah, I don't, I don't
- 47:46think there is a spider season. It's pretty much always spider
- 47:49season. There's.
- 47:50OK, let me ask you this. There's another famous meme that
- 47:55has gone around Facebook forever, Instagram as well,
- 47:58where there's this gigantic, I think it's a Huntsman spider
- 48:03like the mother, and then there's just a million babies
- 48:06around her. It's underneath a bed.
- 48:09I think everybody's seen this picture.
- 48:10Is that legit? Yes it is.
- 48:14Yes, it is. I would burn that house down.
- 48:17So, so let me tell you about my first experience with a Huntsman
- 48:20spiders because I I came from England and we, we call, I don't
- 48:25know what you guys call them daddy long legs.
- 48:27The really tiny ones with cricket.
- 48:29Yep, Yep. So that was pretty much my my
- 48:31experience with spiders was Daddy long legs and I came over
- 48:34here and I've heard about these Huntsman spiders and they jump.
- 48:39Oh my God. So the first time I've got 2-2
- 48:43to tell you about the first time I ever saw one, we didn't know
- 48:46how far they jumped, so I didn't know if they jump across the
- 48:50entire route or, you know, an inch.
- 48:53I got to know how far. There's me and my dad.
- 48:55There's me and my dad with a 14 foot fishing pole just kind of
- 49:00prodding this thing, you know, as brain blokes.
- 49:03And yeah, they, they run. They run everywhere.
- 49:06They they do bite, but then they're not venomous, OK, But
- 49:12they do, they do hurt. So this one time I was getting
- 49:15out of the shower and I put on my towel and I felt something on
- 49:20the back. Of my Oh my God.
- 49:21Like just above the the towel and I turned around and I had a
- 49:26Huntsman on me and it no shit it was the IT was the size of my
- 49:30palm. Oh my God.
- 49:32Lift your palm. Lift your.
- 49:32Lift your palm up. Lift your palm up so people can
- 49:35see it. Lift your palm up.
- 49:36OK, OK, so it. Was it was it would it would
- 49:40have been two, maybe two 2 1/2 inches across. 2 1/2 inches
- 49:45spider a hunt for spiders out and it bit you.
- 49:48Well, this thing, I felt every leg and it walked.
- 49:51It didn't run. It walked into the middle of my
- 49:54shoulder blades. It stopped.
- 49:57It turned around and it slowly walked down.
- 50:00Oh my God. And I tell you what, when when
- 50:03it reached the towel, the towel went flying and I was running
- 50:07around like an epileptic tail. How old were you at this time,
- 50:1112/13? Probably 14 at that time, OK, I
- 50:16was, I was almost ready to run, to swim back to England.
- 50:19OK, so Huntsman spiders are real and they're 2 1/2 inches in
- 50:22diameter. Yeah, they can get bigger.
- 50:25So I I was at a friend's barbecue and we, we, there was a
- 50:30large spider that went across the table and he put a ice cream
- 50:34container, an empty ice cream container on the on top of it.
- 50:38OK. And all you could see was this
- 50:40ice cream container lifting off the ground as this spider
- 50:44jumped. You don't like?
- 50:47Spiders, Peter. No, I I'm not a fan or at all.
- 50:52At all, and especially when they're big enough to have a
- 50:54conversation with you. Yeah, and if they've got to get
- 50:58up and brush their hair in the morning and you can have eye,
- 51:00eye contact, I'm just. That's not right.
- 51:03It's not my thing. And, and they're just prevalent
- 51:05everywhere as well as just certain parts of.
- 51:07Australia everywhere. Another very, very everywhere.
- 51:10And they're indoor. They're an indoor spider, so you
- 51:12also find them indoors the the one.
- 51:17But like I said, the good thing about them is they're not,
- 51:19they're not considered venomous. The the funnel web and the red
- 51:24back. They're they're probably your
- 51:26two that you worry about. Don't forget your second
- 51:29Huntsman story. I want to hear that.
- 51:30Yeah, yeah. You had two, you had two
- 51:33Huntsman stories. That was both of them, so one of
- 51:34us was prodding it with the fishing.
- 51:36Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 51:37Climbing on, yeah, OK, but you always check your shoes out and
- 51:41that sort of thing before you put them on.
- 51:43So Chris is. Familiar with that because
- 51:45they're scorpions and scorpions. Owner, right?
- 51:47Right. But.
- 51:48We did the same thing. Scorpions.
- 51:50Over here as well, yeah. And they're been, they're
- 51:52bigger, right? They're like 6 inches.
- 51:54They're like a foot long. You're scorpions.
- 51:56Because everything seems to masturize.
- 51:57The only one I've seen, the only one I've seen here was probably
- 52:01about an inch. It's long and it was in my inner
- 52:04Landry. I was just laying down watching
- 52:06TV with my foot on the ground. I was like lying on the couch,
- 52:09foot on the ground. And and my girlfriend at the
- 52:11time, she just so casually painted as a scorpion next to
- 52:14your foot. I'm like, what?
- 52:16And then I had a look and it was only shit myself because I'd
- 52:19never seen one before. Yeah, don't ever be that calm
- 52:22again when you tell me that woman.
- 52:25Peter, Peter, honey, darling, there's a scorpion down by your
- 52:28foot. I just wanted you to know.
- 52:32Thank you, love. Yeah, the red back spiders, the
- 52:34red back spiders are are are venomous spider.
- 52:37And they're like they're in the populated areas where you live.
- 52:41They are very much so they, they kind of live in their webs are
- 52:47just this messy kind of gooey and they, they're often in
- 52:51corners and, and areas that you just kind of know where they're
- 52:55going to be. Now how big are they?
- 52:58A large mile would be less than a centimeter.
- 53:03OK, oh still it's still, but still, if it has a red back, you
- 53:07want to kill it. Yeah, we tend to leave them
- 53:10because they, they kill other pests.
- 53:12OK, so, and that's the thing, you know, it's a, it's a bit of
- 53:16a delicate thing like Huntsman's.
- 53:18I hate them with a passion, but they kill a lot of the the flies
- 53:22and the mozzies and stuff like that.
- 53:24So they all have all kind of have a role to play.
- 53:27So we try, I try and live, live and live.
- 53:31But you know, there's definitely times when you're like, yeah,
- 53:34yeah, snakes are another big issue there.
- 53:38We, I think we've got something like 9 of the top 10 most
- 53:41venomous snakes, venomous snakes over here.
- 53:43OK so we have 2 1/2 to 3 inch spiders that aren't venomous but
- 53:47they will bite you. Then you have the red back
- 53:49spider which will kill you. Then you have 9 out of the 10
- 53:52most venomous snakes in the world in Australia.
- 53:55Yeah, pretty much anything over here wants to kill you.
- 53:58OK, OK. And Mike, you really want to go
- 54:00to Australia? Oh, I'm reevaluating.
- 54:04Yeah. Do they fumigate the hotels?
- 54:07Yeah, so. If we go to the if we go to the
- 54:10beach here, OK, we actually have netted off areas because they're
- 54:17you can choose what kills you. If you go for a swim in the
- 54:20ocean, there's crocodiles, there's sharks and there's
- 54:24jellyfish. Don't you guys have the
- 54:26deadliest jellyfish? Yeah, they box jellyfish, Yes.
- 54:30I watch a lot of nature documentaries.
- 54:32Yeah, yeah. So as paramedics, we carry the
- 54:36anti venom for boxed jellyfish. It is an extremely painful,
- 54:43very, very deadly. And what happens with them?
- 54:46And that's the one that a lot of people hear about.
- 54:49Vinegar is used as the antidote. So, So what vinegar does that
- 54:54most people don't realize vinegar doesn't stop the pain or
- 54:59doesn't stop the venom. That's all.
- 55:00It's not an antidote. What it does is it neutralize
- 55:04neutralizes the tentacles that are still on you from injecting
- 55:07more into you. So myself you're getting.
- 55:10More in Venom. Yeah, years.
- 55:12When I, when my son, I think was 7 or 8 years old, we went to
- 55:15Mexico with a whole, a whole group of neighbors and we were,
- 55:18he and I were just kind of in the in on the beach, in the
- 55:21waves. The waves were coming up, you
- 55:22know, to my shins type thing. He got a little deeper into the
- 55:26water, you know, and I was following him and, and then it,
- 55:29it felt like electric, but it felt I was equating it to just
- 55:32the sea salt hitting my shins, right.
- 55:35OK, so then, so then my son, I'm looking at him and he just has
- 55:40this look on his face and then just starts screaming like, holy
- 55:43shit. Like you think that Jaws is
- 55:44underneath him taking half his body, right.
- 55:46And I reached down and grab him, lift him up by underneath his
- 55:49armpits and just jellyfish had wrapped around the core of his,
- 55:52his like from his chest down. And he was just just blood
- 55:57curling, screaming that I obviously pulled him out.
- 56:00And and then the the, the Mexican police came down and
- 56:04like you said, vinegar. So there's they got Windex and
- 56:06shit because they don't have vinegar packets.
- 56:08So they're pouring Windex because it's an American, it's
- 56:11an American resort. So obviously they're like, you
- 56:13know, flies on. So they're pouring all it's on.
- 56:16He's screaming. I had one on my It was it was to
- 56:20the point that that it took him years to go back in the ocean.
- 56:24It took him probably 6 or 7 hours just.
- 56:26I can't believe he ever. Did drama of that?
- 56:28You know what I mean? Like I won't, I don't.
- 56:29I just stepped on one and I'm not crazy about going.
- 56:32No, and I'm saying I'm not a big fan of the ocean.
- 56:33You like I'll, I'll sit on the beach and watch it.
- 56:35You know, Nikki's got me to go on cruises now where we're
- 56:37floating on top of it. But I'm, I'm not, I'm not going
- 56:40to go see. Now the difference is, you know,
- 56:43poor Jake, he had it way worse than I did, but I still ended up
- 56:47with two holes in the bottom of my foot for years.
- 56:50Wow. Like there were, they were just
- 56:52there. It took forever for those things
- 56:54to go away. But in Peter's case, we step on
- 56:58a box jellyfish and you and I aren't tell if that happened to
- 57:01Jake in Australia, He's dead. Yeah.
- 57:03Yeah, yeah, the. Trouble with the box jellyfish
- 57:05is their tentacles. Could be they can be sort of
- 57:08ten, I think they can be longer than 10 feet.
- 57:11I think they can be 1520 feet long.
- 57:12And yeah, so and yeah, there, there's been quite a few deaths
- 57:18from, from those. They just cause so much cardio
- 57:22respiratory issues and and pain that and, and kids, kids die
- 57:28from that as well. So, and then the other one, the
- 57:31other jellyfish that causes issues is 1 called Irakanji.
- 57:35Irakanji is about the size of your thumbnail, so it's really
- 57:38small and you won't actually feel it sting you.
- 57:42But about half an hour later, you develop what we call
- 57:45Irikangi syndrome, and it's a pain like a parent never had it.
- 57:49I have a colleague who has had it and says it's a pain like
- 57:52you've never felt. It's a back pain that you can
- 57:55have as much fentanyl, morphine, whatever you want.
- 57:58You can have as much of that as you want.
- 58:00It won't touch the sides. It needs magnesium.
- 58:03The magnesium is is the antidote for that.
- 58:06So these little. Tiny jellyfish are just floating
- 58:09along next to you and they just latch on sting and you're out
- 58:14there swimming, having a good time, and this thing the size of
- 58:16your thumbnail just jacks you up.
- 58:19And The thing is, you've got to remember, jellyfish don't look
- 58:21for you. You kind of.
- 58:24Have to be yeah, it's the tide that takes them into you.
- 58:27So we we have conditions where they won't let you in the water
- 58:31and in the sting at what we call the Stinger Nets.
- 58:34And up here from from November to May, you're.
- 58:38Selling us on Australia, man. Oh shit yeah you are meant to
- 58:42wear full body. Suits when?
- 58:44You go in the water during Stinger season because if they
- 58:46can't contact your skin they don't sting you.
- 58:48OK, so my question is, why doesn't the Department of
- 58:51Tourism? For Australia, have all this
- 58:52listed as reasons come and come to Australia if you can do like
- 58:57Fear Factor really should just be Australia.
- 59:00Remember the show Fear Factor? It's Australia, the Australian
- 59:03version of Fear Factor. In Australia we'll give you 2
- 59:06weeks for free. Like, that's just insane.
- 59:08It's insanity. So we've, we've, I guess we, we
- 59:12grow up with it. So it's such a.
- 59:14Normal part of life, you know, and, and most of the time when
- 59:18people are taken by crocodiles or when you know, you're in
- 59:22their territory, crocodiles generally they're stalkers so
- 59:29that you've generally done something probably not so smart
- 59:33to get taken by a crocodile. And we get big Crocs, like 5
- 59:36metres long. I've, I've seen many myself.
- 59:40I, I, I'm an avid fisherman, love fishing and you see
- 59:43crocodiles all the time. You just stay away from, you
- 59:48know, you can see where they're going to be.
- 59:50You don't fish on the bank and you, you, you know, you go past
- 59:54on the boat and people will be waist deep throwing A and you're
- 59:58like, you are just mad now. So boat you're talking, is it a
- 1:00:02motorized boat or you're just like?
- 1:00:03In a rowboat? No.
- 1:00:05A motorized boat. I've got what we call.
- 1:00:07A tinny yeah. So 100 horsepower on the back.
- 1:00:11Okay, Kind of like what Gilligan's Allen had S s minnow
- 1:00:13something like. That you know, I'm just I'm just
- 1:00:16for relation of size because I don't I don't you know, I just I
- 1:00:19like to I like to when people were talking with the No 10 feet
- 1:00:22pretty small. I liked I like to get Yeah
- 1:00:24mines. About a 15 foot a.
- 1:00:26Mines about a 15 foot. Hilligans Island boat would have
- 1:00:29been like a 3040 foot boat. Yeah, well, I was, I was.
- 1:00:32So I was just trying to get a bearing of the.
- 1:00:33Size of it so people people can understand because when people
- 1:00:36tell us their stories and stuff, it's I like to paint a little
- 1:00:38bit more detailed pictures so they get a well, let me put this
- 1:00:41into perspective for you. OK, nobody.
- 1:00:43Could imagine living in the desert if they didn't have air
- 1:00:45conditioning at this point. This is true history right?
- 1:00:48You live in a very inhospitable climate for humanity.
- 1:00:53I do like you, absolutely. Yes, absolutely.
- 1:00:56Yeah. So last year we had a.
- 1:00:59We call them cyclones because. And they actually go the
- 1:01:01different way to the Hurricanes, so not just the toilets.
- 1:01:05So they spin the different way. We had a cyclone last year that
- 1:01:08came relatively close to us. OK, let me ask you this real
- 1:01:12quick because now I got to know I'm.
- 1:01:14Confused already. What's the difference between a
- 1:01:15cyclone and a typhoon? Typhoon is.
- 1:01:20The Asian version. Oh, it's the same thing, only
- 1:01:24the Asian version Cyclone. Hurricanes and typhoons, I
- 1:01:27believe. Are exactly the same thing, it's
- 1:01:29just where they are. That's just my understanding as
- 1:01:31well. OK so the Asian 1 you have sushi
- 1:01:34in. It the Australian.
- 1:01:35One, you have spiders in it. And then what was the third one?
- 1:01:38Yeah, you got Sharknado. Sharknado.
- 1:01:40Sharknado. Yeah.
- 1:01:41Gotcha. Now we understand what's great
- 1:01:45we we don't get very many tornadoes.
- 1:01:47Over here yeah, I don't either. So the.
- 1:01:50Last year we had this cyclone. Go over.
- 1:01:53And the heat following it was up there with the worst it so it we
- 1:01:59deal in centigrade. I don't know what this is in
- 1:02:01Fahrenheit, but it was it was about 45 with a feels like a 58.
- 1:02:08That would be a probably 1:20 to. 1:30 if yeah, see, see you
- 1:02:13looked at. When July, August come around,
- 1:02:16we, we can be, you know, 120 like I, I lived through the
- 1:02:19summer where it was 128° with the 1970 Camaro with no air
- 1:02:22condition because I just rolled out the windows and went to
- 1:02:24work. So, you know, we're not and I'm
- 1:02:27allowed to talk about the heat because my wife believes you put
- 1:02:30voices on something that all of a sudden it becomes true.
- 1:02:32So you can just Google Arizona summers and you'll see what we
- 1:02:37deal with from a heat standpoint.
- 1:02:38But so I can feel the 120° thing because I've been there, done
- 1:02:41that. Oh, it's the same as you.
- 1:02:42It's 136. Feels like of 100.
- 1:02:44And 36 it feels like of a. 136 and the humidity is what kills
- 1:02:50you up here, right? See and.
- 1:02:51We. Have monsoon season, so when we
- 1:02:53have. The monsoons, that's where
- 1:02:55humidity goes through the roof. Like see Arizona is a dry heat,
- 1:02:58whereas the Midwest, like I, I was born in Illinois.
- 1:03:00Mike lives in Illinois, so it could be it could be 90° in
- 1:03:03Illinois with 90% humidity where it could be 120° in Arizona with
- 1:03:0610% humidity. I would take what I have opposed
- 1:03:09to what he has just because of you know, and most people would.
- 1:03:13You can get in the shade and cool down whereas when it's so
- 1:03:15humid. It's just disgusting, right?
- 1:03:17Exactly. It's kind of like Florida, the
- 1:03:19armpit of America. Right.
- 1:03:21Yeah, that type of thing. So we've been picking your brain
- 1:03:24all about Australian stuff. Is there anything you want to
- 1:03:26pick our brains about being that we're, you know, these these
- 1:03:29Americans? Have you been to America?
- 1:03:31Yeah, no. No me and the misses.
- 1:03:34Were actually talking about. Next year maybe coming over for
- 1:03:37for two weeks and where would you like to go?
- 1:03:40What's your ideal spot? I'd like to do.
- 1:03:44Something in Florida. I'd love to go to Cape
- 1:03:47Canaveral. Cool Vegas and and probably LA
- 1:03:54just do a few days kind of thing.
- 1:03:56OK, so if you if you do that, I'd love to go to Everglades and
- 1:03:59I. Want to do some giant carp on
- 1:04:00fishing? Cool if you do if you do this
- 1:04:03and you. Plan on coming to Vegas, give me
- 1:04:06a heads up and if schedules align my Wi-Fi, I'll pop down
- 1:04:10and hang out for a day or two and in the in the strip and that
- 1:04:14would be awesome. You can lolligag.
- 1:04:16You can lolligag. With two Americans.
- 1:04:19We did want to, we did want to go to the the.
- 1:04:21NRL launch because. My team's over there in
- 1:04:24February. We did want to go and play that,
- 1:04:26go and watch that. But my wife's a personal trainer
- 1:04:29and taking holidays early in the year is probably is not the best
- 1:04:33thing because because that's when that's when most of our
- 1:04:36people are, you know, doing a New Year's resolutions and yeah,
- 1:04:40right. If you if you get them off the
- 1:04:42treadmill, they ain't coming back.
- 1:04:44Right, right, because. Then by March, they're done.
- 1:04:46They realize, oh, this. Is too hard for me, I don't want
- 1:04:48to. So I guess going back to Chris's
- 1:04:49question since you've. Never been here.
- 1:04:52Yeah, yeah. The questions you have, yeah,
- 1:04:55Pick up. Pick the Americans brains, yeah?
- 1:04:58Nothing's you know. You know what?
- 1:05:00Probably the first 10 minutes of most of our news bulletins are
- 1:05:03American based. Really full of them.
- 1:05:06You guys have such a huge influence on Australian culture.
- 1:05:11That's crazy. Good and bad.
- 1:05:13Good and bad. I did not know that.
- 1:05:14I didn't know that either. Yeah.
- 1:05:17What's a good thing? That what's a good thing that
- 1:05:18there are cultures done to Australia.
- 1:05:21It's positives. Oh look, I love the I love the
- 1:05:23movie culture and that sort of. Thing I love the podcasting
- 1:05:28culture. I've got really into podcasting.
- 1:05:31How about our music? What kind of music are you into
- 1:05:33from America? I'm really.
- 1:05:37Easy. So my favorite band.
- 1:05:40Of all times, is Guns and Roses cool?
- 1:05:44Yeah. I'm going to the Metallica
- 1:05:45concert in November when they come over.
- 1:05:48So I'm into, I'm into, I'm into everything.
- 1:05:52Like I I appreciate, I appreciate music, whether it's
- 1:05:56so real quick, Peter, I don't really give a shit.
- 1:05:58Real. Quick a blast from the past.
- 1:06:01Chris and I got. To.
- 1:06:01See the Load Reload tour in 1998 together.
- 1:06:06That was his first Metallica concert.
- 1:06:08I got to be there with him and it, it was awesome.
- 1:06:10Him and his wife both. That's awesome.
- 1:06:12Yeah. I I I remember when I was.
- 1:06:14When I was 15, Guns and Roses and Metallica did a joint
- 1:06:18concert over here. Yeah, that was a world tour at
- 1:06:22Easton. Creek at a place called Easton.
- 1:06:24Creek Raceway and I think there was 150,000 people that went and
- 1:06:28I was about $40 short sort of going and my mum wouldn't let me
- 1:06:32go. Oh no.
- 1:06:35Oh, I was gutted. I had to wait until I.
- 1:06:37Think 2000 and I think it was like 2012 to see Guns and Roses
- 1:06:43live for the first time. So that's my accuracy tour.
- 1:06:48Yeah, that's when I took Jake. That's when I took.
- 1:06:50Jake, you guys saw the same. Tour.
- 1:06:51That's why I was asking. Chris Yeah.
- 1:06:55And. Like a 2500.
- 1:06:56Seat so. Let me tell you a quick story,
- 1:06:59yeah. Crazy how small the world is.
- 1:07:02Peter, the guy who was playing guitar when you saw them, grew
- 1:07:06up 18 miles from me in a smaller town.
- 1:07:09Really. In the middle of a cornfield.
- 1:07:12Yeah, that's so that guy standing on.
- 1:07:14That stage playing for. You.
- 1:07:16Started there. That's just so I just those kind
- 1:07:20of things just make life crazy. So I'll give you another
- 1:07:23example. So I've got a podcast.
- 1:07:25As well. And I had a, an English guy come
- 1:07:29on it. He, he, he was a paramedic for
- 1:07:3050 years. And I rang him the day before
- 1:07:34and he's one of those blokes that makes you look at your life
- 1:07:37going, oh, I've achieved nothing.
- 1:07:39You know, he's just an absolute unbelievable person.
- 1:07:42I call, I call it the life resume.
- 1:07:43I love it. Yeah.
- 1:07:47So he. He's Have you heard of the
- 1:07:49Glastonbury Festival? The music festival, Yes.
- 1:07:52Yep, Yep. So he started.
- 1:07:55And runs the. Charity that does all the
- 1:07:59medical provisions for that. Nice, so they have over 5000.
- 1:08:04People and. Like intensivists, they have
- 1:08:07X-ray machines, you name it. And they all, they all donate,
- 1:08:12donate their time for free. And then the money that would go
- 1:08:15to them goes to this charity and then they do medical stuff
- 1:08:19around the world. But anyway, I rank him and, and
- 1:08:22he, he, I knew he was English, but I was like, and, and we were
- 1:08:25on the phone via Facebook and I said, oh, I said, so whereabouts
- 1:08:29are you from? And he said, oh, a little town
- 1:08:31in the southwest of England called Burnham on sea.
- 1:08:34I said, get the fuck out of here.
- 1:08:37And he's like, what? I'm like, oh, that's where I was
- 1:08:40bought up. And it is a town.
- 1:08:42Of less than 5000 people. Wow, that's half the 1000 town,
- 1:08:47Yeah. Man, yeah, my home, my home town
- 1:08:50just gets in here for. People like 2.
- 1:08:51Years ago. So when he's giving.
- 1:08:54When he's giving all these. Stories.
- 1:08:56It's like, holy shit, like that. Yeah, it was it was really cool.
- 1:09:00Yeah. He he went to Afghanistan and
- 1:09:02taught people how to de mine, like first aid for people that
- 1:09:06do de mining and things like that.
- 1:09:08It was just an extraordinary man.
- 1:09:10Like de mining from from like in the.
- 1:09:13Mine like mining for things or de mining from picking up land
- 1:09:15mines yeah landmines sorry is that we just.
- 1:09:19Had a guy on. Friday, That's what he did when
- 1:09:22he was in the. Military, yeah.
- 1:09:24In the Army, he was I Yeah, yeah.
- 1:09:26And the cool. Thing that that that he
- 1:09:27explained to us, they have these vehicles that are 30 feet off
- 1:09:30the ground and they have the the it's like an angle of iron.
- 1:09:34Whatever the vehicle, it's like V shaped at the bottom.
- 1:09:37Yeah, V shaped the bottom of it. So if they drive over an IED and
- 1:09:40it goes off it. Explodes.
- 1:09:41That way it deflects the IED away from the vehicle.
- 1:09:45Yeah. So the the ones that he.
- 1:09:48Was he, he was teaching they were Afghanis that were.
- 1:09:53So he was saying there's 100 million mines in in Afghanistan.
- 1:09:58And what they used to do, especially, especially the
- 1:10:00Russians, is they would throw these little ones, these colored
- 1:10:04balls that had do you know what Sycamore like what a Sycamore
- 1:10:08seed is? They've got these.
- 1:10:09They're kind of like little wings that come out so they
- 1:10:11spin. Yeah.
- 1:10:13Yeah. So it was, he said.
- 1:10:15They were colored. And they were designed.
- 1:10:16For children to pick them up and then they would explode.
- 1:10:19And they were designed to maim children, not to kill them.
- 1:10:22So designed to blow their hands off.
- 1:10:24That's terrible. So there's A and they would they
- 1:10:26would throw 5. 1000 out of a chopper.
- 1:10:28And they would go anywhere and then these kids would pick them
- 1:10:31up. So now there's 100 million of
- 1:10:33these things laying around. So they're not buried.
- 1:10:35They could just be sitting in a tree or or whatever.
- 1:10:38So they go around picking these things up.
- 1:10:41They're not digging ones up. They're actually picking these
- 1:10:43ones off the surface. And they're, he was saying that
- 1:10:46all around Afghanistan, especially in the especially in
- 1:10:49the mountain areas. And he was saying, yeah, there's
- 1:10:52apparently 100 million of them. And one in seven people in
- 1:10:56Afghanistan are missing a limb. You got to remember the Russians
- 1:10:59were there for 10. Solid years, and then we've been
- 1:11:02there ever since. But what's kind of ongoing what?
- 1:11:06What kind of mind? Does it take to willingly
- 1:11:10construct something that you know is going to be used for
- 1:11:12that? And then you order somebody to
- 1:11:14fly ahead and just throw these things out the side of the
- 1:11:18helicopter knowing like full well knowing you're going to cut
- 1:11:22off children's arms and, and and hands and just to be a Dick
- 1:11:26like. And The thing is, it's not like
- 1:11:28there's an off switch where you can say, okay, we're no longer.
- 1:11:31At war and no longer doing this right.
- 1:11:32They're around forever, that's what I'm saying.
- 1:11:35Like and even then back then. They're doing it for the
- 1:11:37children, like the, like MM and I are fascinated with serial
- 1:11:41killers, right? And the biggest thing about
- 1:11:42serial killers, for the most part, they have a code, right?
- 1:11:44No women, no children, right? There's the there's the bad ones
- 1:11:47that do, but you just you draw a line with the child does
- 1:11:50nothing. Now, yes, the child can grow up
- 1:11:51to be Genghis Kong, right? Or, or you know, Dahmer or you
- 1:11:55know, Donald Trump, right? You know you're going to grow up
- 1:11:58to be somebody who's just just malicious, right, and has just
- 1:12:01just a vile intention in the world.
- 1:12:04But it's a child, man. It's, I just, I can't, I just
- 1:12:10the way he explained it, which which fits into that is, is.
- 1:12:14What better way is there to cause terror than sure,
- 1:12:17potentially maimed children? So as a, as a parent, your job
- 1:12:21is to protect your child. And that's the way to sort of
- 1:12:26yeah, to keep them in line. It's I would, yeah.
- 1:12:28It's I would say you have to understand that that kind of.
- 1:12:31Evil exists in order to combat it, right?
- 1:12:34You can't just bury your head in the sand and say people aren't
- 1:12:37doing that. It doesn't exist, right?
- 1:12:40You have to combat that kind of stuff head on.
- 1:12:42And that's why I say I'm on team people.
- 1:12:44Yeah, look, more people doing the job that I did, doing the
- 1:12:48job that I did. It was.
- 1:12:49I just remember even within the first week, realizing how
- 1:12:54privileged my upbringing was. I say that because it's not
- 1:12:57until you see how the other side live.
- 1:12:59You know. Obviously we, we deal with
- 1:13:01people in abject poverty or drugs or or whatever, and you
- 1:13:06don't realize how well you are off until you see that sort of
- 1:13:10stuff. Correct.
- 1:13:11I, I, yeah, I would agree with that.
- 1:13:13They. Say if you make over. $30,000 a
- 1:13:15year, you're in the. Top 1% of the world, people
- 1:13:18forget that, right? Yeah.
- 1:13:19Yeah. And a lot of Americans don't
- 1:13:21understand that because they always want more and more and
- 1:13:24more, right? Right.
- 1:13:25We're a consumer driven nation. Yeah.
- 1:13:29So that that was the one thing that.
- 1:13:31When he said. About asking you questions, the
- 1:13:33one thing I've never really understood about you guys is
- 1:13:36your is your Healthcare is, is just, it's just crazy.
- 1:13:39I believe it's the leading cause of bankruptcy over there, and
- 1:13:42that it wasn't, it wasn't, it wasn't, it wasn't bad.
- 1:13:46Like when my wife and I, my wife and I've been my wife and I have
- 1:13:50been together for 30 years. So we had our first child for
- 1:13:54like 10 bucks because back then Blue Cross Blue Shield, there
- 1:13:58wasn't, it wasn't monopoly. It wasn't a monopoly.
- 1:14:01It wasn't, it wasn't about the money.
- 1:14:03It wasn't about the pharmaceutical companies.
- 1:14:04You know, like you probably heard how insanely expensive
- 1:14:08diabetes medication is and but you can get Viagra for fucking
- 1:14:11$5. Like really?
- 1:14:12There's a disconnect here, boys and girls.
- 1:14:14OK, let's like, like I, I, there's more and more stuff
- 1:14:18coming out now and again. I don't know how much of his
- 1:14:19tied to AI and all that nonsense because it's hard.
- 1:14:21It's hard to to discriminate what's fact and fiction
- 1:14:24nowadays, but there's been stuff being dropped that I've seen as
- 1:14:27of late that there's there's new medicine, medicine they're
- 1:14:31they're discovering in other parts of the world that they're
- 1:14:33there's one that I saw that I want to say I don't, I'm not
- 1:14:37going to quote, I'm not going to guess the country, but somebody
- 1:14:39developed something to where it's, it can help prevent 14
- 1:14:42different various varieties of cancer, right?
- 1:14:45Or that's true, I don't know. But if you look at cancer in a
- 1:14:49whole, especially in the United States, it's a multi $1,000,000
- 1:14:53a year industry and it's one of the most, you know, given to
- 1:14:57from a charity standpoint, if any other things.
- 1:15:00How long does it take to find a cure, man?
- 1:15:03Like how many trillions of dollars do you have to funnel
- 1:15:05into something? There's no money.
- 1:15:07What's that cure? But right so.
- 1:15:09What are we giving the money for?
- 1:15:10That's the that's the insane. Thing so, so I don't get the
- 1:15:12health care either, but it's it's over the years it's
- 1:15:15completely evolved and it's it's it's turned into more I think a
- 1:15:18more of a money making monopoly than anything else because like
- 1:15:21my wife's a school teacher going on her 20th year she pays her
- 1:15:24medical insurance. So she's the sugar Mama medical
- 1:15:27right and it keeps going up every year so they'll get
- 1:15:30they'll get like this 5% cost of living raise, but the insurance
- 1:15:33will go up 12% So yeah, that's fun.
- 1:15:36Now I'm 6% in the hole again, right so.
- 1:15:39Our daughter her. Husband jacked his ankle up so
- 1:15:43they went to an urgent care 1 I don't know, two weeks ago or so.
- 1:15:46It kind of cost her 5 bucks with the insurance she has, which is
- 1:15:49through the state because the income that they make, which is
- 1:15:53insane. So we have universal healthcare
- 1:15:54over here, right? And see.
- 1:15:56Where I was going with that is then us.
- 1:15:58The other taxpayers, we pick all that up.
- 1:16:00So then, you know, it's it's it's bullshit.
- 1:16:04So universal Healthcare is like a social, it's like socialism
- 1:16:07type thing. I don't want.
- 1:16:09Yeah. So we we, as is called Medicare.
- 1:16:12So all our hospitals and GPS, so GPS are starting more and more.
- 1:16:17In fact, it's getting harder to find one that doesn't have an
- 1:16:20out of pocket because they're the GP.
- 1:16:22Even general raised General practitioner.
- 1:16:24OK, Yes, yes, OK. Yeah.
- 1:16:26I think you guys call them primary practitioners.
- 1:16:28Same thing. Yeah, so, but if, if, if you had
- 1:16:32a heart attack, if you broke your broke your leg, you go to
- 1:16:35hospital. So so earlier this year my wife
- 1:16:38we we discovered she had a football size growth on her
- 1:16:41uterus and just my wife had the same thing like shoot you not
- 1:16:45like 3 or. Four years ago.
- 1:16:47Wow. Like on her?
- 1:16:48Yeah. And.
- 1:16:51She. She.
- 1:16:52So she had a, an MRI done on, on Boxing Day and then and then six
- 1:16:59weeks later it doubled in size and she had to get a full
- 1:17:02surgery and you know, full, full labyrotics, a full zip, zip down
- 1:17:05the stomach and get it, get it all out.
- 1:17:07Hysterectomy. The lot didn't cost us a cent,
- 1:17:09right? And anything, anything like
- 1:17:12that, it just general, General Healthcare doesn't cost you
- 1:17:17anything. Now, if it's, if it's an
- 1:17:19elective surgery, if you have arthritic knees and you need a
- 1:17:23knee replacement, then you might be waiting two years.
- 1:17:28OK. If you have private health
- 1:17:29insurance, which we do, we do have, and that's a choice to pay
- 1:17:34extra. You can go to a private
- 1:17:36hospital, you'll get get in and but there's cost, there's cost
- 1:17:39to that. So you can pay for getting.
- 1:17:42It's not better healthcare, it's generally quicker healthcare
- 1:17:46through a different system. So you.
- 1:17:48So by paying for it, you're not stopping somebody else getting
- 1:17:50it through the public system. You know, you're just kind of
- 1:17:53going through a privately funded 1.
- 1:17:56So but, but if you're sick like I, I, I remember seeing some
- 1:18:01comparisons of drug costs for American versus what we pay.
- 1:18:06This would be interesting. I was blown away.
- 1:18:08So really. Oh.
- 1:18:10I, I, I would love to find that the, the chart, the things that
- 1:18:14you guys were paying $1000 for, we were paying 6-6 dollars all
- 1:18:21Yeah. Wow, wow, that's where our.
- 1:18:24System is what we call the PBS. The Pharm.
- 1:18:27Pharmaceutical Benefits. Scheme.
- 1:18:28And that's where the government subsidizes a vast amount of
- 1:18:32drugs. Vast amount.
- 1:18:34The maximum you'll pay for something on the PBS, I believe,
- 1:18:37is $32. Wow.
- 1:18:40Now let's talk. Let's let's talk.
- 1:18:41About keep this in mind, there's only two countries.
- 1:18:45In the civilized world that allows drug advertising, the
- 1:18:49United States and Peter, New Zealand.
- 1:18:52Thank you, really. So my question.
- 1:18:54My question is this. About money. $32 in Australia
- 1:18:58equates to 32 how many dollars in America I think.
- 1:19:03Any idea? $32.
- 1:19:05I think it's. I think. $1.00 Australian is
- 1:19:09buying about 70 US OK cents OK cents $0.70.
- 1:19:14Yeah, it's so 70. So, so yeah, so if it's if it's
- 1:19:20if let's say it's $30 here, that would be let's say 40, yeah,
- 1:19:24about 40. OK, OK, OK.
- 1:19:26I just perspective, that's all. No, sorry.
- 1:19:29It'd be about 20 dollars, $20 US the other way around, yeah.
- 1:19:31Yeah. OK.
- 1:19:32So I so I like that. I like that.
- 1:19:34We need to. Can we figure out how to make
- 1:19:36that happen here in America? Well, that's why your drug costs
- 1:19:39are so high. Because every 10.
- 1:19:41Seconds. There's an ad on television
- 1:19:42saying, Chris, you need this, Chris, you need this, Mike, you
- 1:19:45need this. No, I don't know how correct it
- 1:19:47is, but I heard that the pharmaceutical.
- 1:19:49Industry over there spends $2 billion a year in advertising.
- 1:19:53That's probably, that's probably conservative.
- 1:19:56And and half of it's for for erectile dysfunction.
- 1:19:59Or testosterone, because that's all they seem to focus on is, is
- 1:20:02just testosterone, wrong erections.
- 1:20:04It's like, OK, let's talk about this, Let's talk about that,
- 1:20:07right? You know, it's, it's ridiculous.
- 1:20:10So again with my ignorance if we will find if a if a new drug.
- 1:20:14Comes on the market that's important and let's say, let's
- 1:20:19say a Zimpick or you know, although that type of drug not a
- 1:20:23Zimpick itself, well that's going to come back to bite
- 1:20:25everybody agreed. Very, very much.
- 1:20:29That potential? Absolutely.
- 1:20:31But but let's say there's something a new white control
- 1:20:34drug comes out on, the government will actually do some
- 1:20:38advertising and say speak to your doctor.
- 1:20:40There's no brands. They'll just say speak to your
- 1:20:43doctor and then your doctor can decide.
- 1:20:46So, yeah, yeah. But at the same time, so you
- 1:20:49can't do any of that. But they'll there's gambling,
- 1:20:54especially sports gambling advertising has gone through the
- 1:20:57roof in the last. Well, here too, man.
- 1:20:59Here too. Just especially once the NFL
- 1:21:01opened. Up gambling and and partnered
- 1:21:04with and sort of the NBA and then it's just it's non-stop
- 1:21:07it's insane. How about casinos do you guys?
- 1:21:09Good question. Are you a casino culture?
- 1:21:13Not really there. There's no way that has.
- 1:21:17I think most major cities have one casino.
- 1:21:22OK, otherwise that wasn't mine. Yeah.
- 1:21:27So, so I mean, we've got, we've got a casino.
- 1:21:29Up here in Townsville, so Townsville.
- 1:21:31'S a a a regional city. We've got about, we've got about
- 1:21:35260,000 people here and there's probably, there's probably six.
- 1:21:42Yeah, there's, there's 11 casino and it's probably got 2 or two
- 1:21:47roulette tables in it, 6 blackjack.
- 1:21:51I can't play craps. There's.
- 1:21:55No craps up here. There is in some of.
- 1:21:57The other ones in some of the bigger ones, That's my game man.
- 1:22:01I love playing craps. Never played.
- 1:22:02It oh fantastic seen it played but.
- 1:22:05Never played it. Fantastic.
- 1:22:06Do yourself a favor. Put it on your bucket.
- 1:22:08List here's Here's a political question.
- 1:22:11Like America, you know. We have a president.
- 1:22:13What do you have in Australia? Are you great, president?
- 1:22:16Democracy. So we use the We're the.
- 1:22:19Westminster system which? Is the same as the United
- 1:22:22Kingdom, so we have a Prime Minister.
- 1:22:23So the way it works over here is the country is divided into
- 1:22:29seats. And I think you did.
- 1:22:33We've only just had the election.
- 1:22:34I'm trying to think of the number.
- 1:22:35I think it was 75. You need 75 seats in your party.
- 1:22:41And then of those people that in that party, they vote for the
- 1:22:45leader and the leader becomes the Prime Minister.
- 1:22:48OK. So there's no one person that
- 1:22:50you're, you're, you're not voting for the leader, although
- 1:22:53they kind of try and make it that way.
- 1:22:56You're voting for your local member.
- 1:22:59And then those local members work out who's going to lead
- 1:23:03them and they, they become the leader.
- 1:23:05So in the middle of, let's say, I don't know.
- 1:23:08So Anthony Albanese is our Prime Minister.
- 1:23:11He just got reelected if in two years time we three years, I
- 1:23:16think is our our cycle for federal.
- 1:23:19If in two years time the the Labour Party who are current
- 1:23:24current government party. If they decide that I don't
- 1:23:27think Albanese stands no chance in hell of being re elected for
- 1:23:30the next one, that somebody can challenge him for the
- 1:23:34leadership. And if he gets and if they he or
- 1:23:36she gets more votes, then they become Prime Minister and he
- 1:23:40gets the boot. He just goes back to the
- 1:23:41backbenchers. So is there a term limb like
- 1:23:44like in America? It's it's 2 terms.
- 1:23:45And that's it. You can't, you can't run for 1/3
- 1:23:47even though, you know, Donald thinks he's going to run for
- 1:23:50another term. But here's it's 2 terms.
- 1:23:52That's it for president, Congress and Senate.
- 1:23:54They can, they can be in office for 70 years and, and not even
- 1:23:58show up to vote because they're, they're so old and decrepit, but
- 1:24:01they're still getting, you know, voted in, which is ridiculous.
- 1:24:03So do you have term limits in Australia?
- 1:24:07No, we don't. No.
- 1:24:08And and and I think that. That's part of the problem.
- 1:24:11Like we're, yeah, there's people been in politics for 30-40
- 1:24:14years, but they, they, so, yeah, we, we have three different
- 1:24:19levels of government. We have local councils, we have
- 1:24:21state governments and federal governments and they, they all
- 1:24:26run off the same type of system. So we.
- 1:24:29So for our federal system, we have what we call the House of
- 1:24:33Representatives, which is where generally, but Yep.
- 1:24:37And then then they're sort of check is what they call the
- 1:24:42upper house or the Senate. So, so basically things have to
- 1:24:46go through the we can see how we stole our system of government.
- 1:24:50Yeah. Yeah, Yeah.
- 1:24:52This is all I think the biggest. The biggest problem is that it.
- 1:24:56It has become very, we are becoming more and more American,
- 1:25:00Americanized and we are becoming more and more polarized, very
- 1:25:05much leading on from American sort of culture.
- 1:25:08So the So that would be the bad side of it.
- 1:25:13Yeah, I think so. It's it's.
- 1:25:14Not something I'm a fan of. So our head of state, a lot of
- 1:25:18people don't know, and I can't imagine too many Americans would
- 1:25:22know we our head of state is the king.
- 1:25:26Oh, OK, King Charles. King Charles.
- 1:25:28So we. Are a part of the.
- 1:25:29Commonwealth from over in England.
- 1:25:31So you're still an English Commonwealth?
- 1:25:34OK. Yes, yeah, we're part.
- 1:25:36We are. Called the our our actual.
- 1:25:37Name is the Commonwealth of Australia.
- 1:25:40So we there was a, there was a what's the word?
- 1:25:47There was a vote of shit. There's a word for a.
- 1:25:50Referendum. There was a referendum a few,
- 1:25:52well probably about 15 years ago to change to A, to leave the
- 1:25:57monarchy and become a, a, a, its own Republic.
- 1:26:01And it got defeated and, and it was simply and, and it was
- 1:26:06defeated simply because there was no real advantage for the
- 1:26:11cost that it would have had. No one could sell.
- 1:26:14It I like I voted. No, because no one sold me on
- 1:26:17the advantage. Like, I don't know, how's my
- 1:26:19life going to get better? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 1:26:22I mean they. They're they're purely.
- 1:26:24In your big, big ceremonial facet, that's all, yeah.
- 1:26:30They're your Big Brother. Yeah.
- 1:26:33Oh yeah. England I.
- 1:26:34Mean again, we're the most. We're the most.
- 1:26:36Epic sporting rivals. But yeah, we're we're the one
- 1:26:40thing I do love about Australia. Compared to other.
- 1:26:43Countries is that sporting rivals over here are fun.
- 1:26:47There's never any any animosity. Like you might have a jab at
- 1:26:51somebody, but it's always done in jest.
- 1:26:54Yeah, you very rarely get get fights at sporting events.
- 1:26:59Yeah, it's, it is. Starting.
- 1:27:00To sneak in. With.
- 1:27:02Clubs that are a lot more ethnically based so that you
- 1:27:08know, that can't that is and that used to be a massive issue
- 1:27:11in soccer. So within soccer back in the day
- 1:27:15before it became what what's now called the A league, they had
- 1:27:19they had clubs based on ethnicities.
- 1:27:23So they had Melbourne, Croatia and, and you know, and so you,
- 1:27:28you were always going to have this massive, massive fight.
- 1:27:31So they, they cleaned that up a lot.
- 1:27:35So yes, so the most, the most epic rivalry or in the biggest
- 1:27:39game is probably what we call state of Origin, which is
- 1:27:44Queensland versus NSW, which is actually what those balls are
- 1:27:47behind. He just got balls.
- 1:27:49And that's like you're. I would call that the equivalent
- 1:27:53of your All Stars. Nice balloons.
- 1:27:56I don't. Know how I did?
- 1:27:58Yeah, I was just going to say. What the hell?
- 1:28:00Just saw balloons going. It would be the equivalent of
- 1:28:03your All Stars, but it's All Stars with meaning.
- 1:28:07So it's, it's, it's mate versus. Mate, state versus state.
- 1:28:10But it's fun and it's, it's there's never any animosity and
- 1:28:15and we don't have to worry about coming out and getting shot.
- 1:28:18Yeah, well, and that's not indicative of everything in
- 1:28:20America. Because the ones of us that are
- 1:28:22adults like Mike and myself, it's it, it, it's a game.
- 1:28:25It is what it is. I mean, if you know, if the
- 1:28:27Giants from the Super Bowl, I'm not going to go outside and and
- 1:28:29and lift my my neighbor's vehicle upside down, you know,
- 1:28:33in celebration, that's just monumentally stupid.
- 1:28:36But you have that mindset still, unfortunately.
- 1:28:39But it's not it's not something that's shared on a whole.
- 1:28:41You have Philadelphia, there's like that.
- 1:28:43Their fans are stupid like that. Well, there's isolated
- 1:28:46incidents, right? Right.
- 1:28:48And. But that's the thing, you take,
- 1:28:49you take. You take the isolated, you know,
- 1:28:52you take one small core of fans that are just idiots and then
- 1:28:55they run it for everybody else. It's like, that's why we can't
- 1:28:56have nice things, right? I think what he's saying no, and
- 1:28:59correct me if I'm wrong, they don't, but.
- 1:29:00That kind of stuff just doesn't happen there.
- 1:29:02Right, Right. That's what that's what I yeah,
- 1:29:04but that's what I was saying like.
- 1:29:06From, from I was, I was kind of debating with him a little bit
- 1:29:09that well, let me also put this into perspective for people
- 1:29:12that's. Also going to be a debatable
- 1:29:14issue, but I don't think so because we have to consider the
- 1:29:18population density, right? There's 350 million people in
- 1:29:22the same size as how many people do you guys have?
- 1:29:263027 million, 27,000,000 I was pretty close.
- 1:29:31That's yeah. So they're basically the size.
- 1:29:33Of Orange County, our biggest city.
- 1:29:35Is I think for maybe 5 million for Melbourne and Sydney.
- 1:29:39They're about 5 million each. OK, So another thing that we
- 1:29:43need to clear up for. Our listeners and viewers.
- 1:29:46Because Australia is completely upside down for us, right?
- 1:29:49Like we could dig a hole and find you is Christmas in July
- 1:29:55we. Have Christmas in summer and
- 1:29:58that is something. I still am not used to after 30
- 1:30:00years. OK, so that's legit.
- 1:30:02That's great question. When is is it?
- 1:30:04Is it December? In the summer.
- 1:30:07December the 25th, but it's in the December 25th so they they
- 1:30:11do do Christmas. In July.
- 1:30:13And that's just a marketing gimmick so that people can wear
- 1:30:17winter, you know, Christmas jumpers and stuff like that.
- 1:30:21So, but yeah, our. Christmas is generally.
- 1:30:24Seafood and sitting around the pool and playing cricket or, you
- 1:30:28know, or or whatever it is. It is not normal.
- 1:30:33It is to me. It's really odd because I came
- 1:30:35from England when I was young and cold.
- 1:30:38Christmas is associated with the cold in every literature and
- 1:30:41movie. Us too, right?
- 1:30:42Yeah, right. I grew up that way.
- 1:30:44Yeah. Me.
- 1:30:45Too so, but it's so it's like 100 and. 20° outside and you're
- 1:30:49hanging out by the barbecue and, you know, playing cricket.
- 1:30:52Yep. Yeah, it's yeah and and.
- 1:30:55Drinking beer and eating. Seafood there's no you know,
- 1:30:59some places do Turkey, but yeah it's it's seafood is probably
- 1:31:03our number one Christmas food now OK and then all your seafood
- 1:31:06obviously is fresh because you. You're surrounded by ocean.
- 1:31:11It's. Crazy, we export way more.
- 1:31:14Than we actually import and eat more imported seafood because
- 1:31:19it's cheap and believe it or not, it's cheaper to get prawns
- 1:31:23or a lot of seafood sent overseas, processed and sent
- 1:31:26back than it is to actually do it.
- 1:31:29Yeah, it's it's just so ridiculous.
- 1:31:31So barramundi is probably our number one most famous fish.
- 1:31:36Yeah, and, and, and it's a bit of a staple.
- 1:31:39And I think it's something like 70% of all the barramundi eaten
- 1:31:43in Australia is imported. Wow, I would have never guessed
- 1:31:47that. So what's it is?
- 1:31:49It's. Just nuts.
- 1:31:51What's the What's 1? Thing that that Australians.
- 1:31:54Like you just gravitate towards from an American thing like like
- 1:31:57like certain countries, like they just they just fall head
- 1:32:00over heels of a red tag of Levi's, right.
- 1:32:02And certain countries, they just got to have the Jordans.
- 1:32:05Is there something like that that Australians would just, you
- 1:32:07know, move Earth and stone to get something that it's
- 1:32:11American? That's a good question.
- 1:32:16Thanks. That is a great question.
- 1:32:21Nothing that, nothing that really.
- 1:32:24Springs to mind. There's a lot.
- 1:32:26Of. I mean, fashion, yeah, fashion
- 1:32:28is very much influenced by all the different cultural, you
- 1:32:32know, influences music or whatever.
- 1:32:36Sure, Yeah. I don't know.
- 1:32:41It's funny, isn't it? Because we.
- 1:32:43The the world is so it's it's come together.
- 1:32:48So much with the Internet like. There's just, you know, and, and
- 1:32:53if we want something from America, we just jump on Amazon
- 1:32:56and buy it right, right now. So that's interesting.
- 1:32:58I was going to bring up Amazon. Because Amazon's worldwide,
- 1:33:01right? Yeah.
- 1:33:03So, so let's. OK.
- 1:33:05So like what's the normal cost of a brand new vehicle?
- 1:33:09In Australia, like here? If you want to buy a 4 door Crew
- 1:33:11Cab pickup truck, you're like 120 grand brand spanking new
- 1:33:14that doesn't have all the bells and whistles right.
- 1:33:16So say like do you have, do you have American products as far as
- 1:33:19vehicles like Fords and Chevys over there, the Chevys and.
- 1:33:24Dodge Rams and that. Sort of thing have just started
- 1:33:26to come over here and then they're around 200 grand.
- 1:33:31Wow. So that's about 150.
- 1:33:34In American. Yeah, probably slightly more
- 1:33:37than that. So yeah.
- 1:33:39They're they're pretty. Expensive.
- 1:33:41So what's the main thing you? Guys manufacture vehicle wise
- 1:33:43over there. Is it the Subaru Outback?
- 1:33:47No, we we lost all our. Manufacturing.
- 1:33:50There is no cars manufactured in Australia anymore.
- 1:33:54I think the Holden factory, we used to do Holdens and Fords,
- 1:34:00the Holden factory closed, if I had to guess, I'd say maybe six
- 1:34:03years ago, seven years ago. So you know how you guys have
- 1:34:07NASCAR, We have super cars over here and the the ultimate and,
- 1:34:12and it was Ford versus Holden and that that was the the big
- 1:34:17thing and it went for many, many years and it was a real rival,
- 1:34:20you a real rivalry. You kind of went for one or the
- 1:34:23other. And they since Holden and Ford
- 1:34:27now go overseas, they're they've now brought in like Nissan and
- 1:34:30other manufacturers and it's lost its kind of lost its
- 1:34:34Australianism of it, that real tribalism.
- 1:34:39So yeah, unfortunately there is nothing that we make over here
- 1:34:44anymore, which is really sad. So with.
- 1:34:49So I don't, I don't, I don't, I correct me if I'm wrong, but
- 1:34:51Trump can't control the whatever you guys do from Australia to
- 1:34:55other countries, only between US and America, right?
- 1:34:57Like he wants to tear a few from American stuff.
- 1:35:00He can do that. But you, you, you're not getting
- 1:35:02tariffs like crazy for stuff that you come from Britain or
- 1:35:04other countries around you aside from America, right?
- 1:35:07No, we've just, we've, I think we've got free trade agreements
- 1:35:10with. Pretty much everywhere, very
- 1:35:12cool. Australia is net positive for
- 1:35:15America. So you guys in you guys export
- 1:35:18more to us than you import. So and one of our biggest
- 1:35:24imports to you guys is steel and it's going to hurt us when with
- 1:35:28that that 20% tariff that's because it was going to be 10
- 1:35:33and then he's doubling it to 20 announced yesterday or day
- 1:35:37before. So that could have some some
- 1:35:41flow on effects. But at the same time, we have
- 1:35:44such broad export partners, then I don't think it's going to make
- 1:35:50too much of a difference. The difference will become will
- 1:35:53be the flow on effects from America's influence on the
- 1:35:57world. So.
- 1:35:59So when when you go when when those tariffs were first arrived
- 1:36:02and your stock market tanked as as followed suit, we just went
- 1:36:05yeah, straight down the game. I think a lot of I think a lot
- 1:36:08of his thing is wishful thinking.
- 1:36:09And then he. He's just, he's who knows what
- 1:36:11the hell he's doing. He's he's a whack A mole.
- 1:36:13But I don't, I don't, I'm hopeful that it doesn't.
- 1:36:15It doesn't do every because every time he's tried to do
- 1:36:18something with guards to that, we've shut it down.
- 1:36:20Like, yeah, you're not doing that.
- 1:36:21Yeah, you're not doing that. Yep.
- 1:36:23Not doing that. Now I get the China thing
- 1:36:24because China has been sticking it to us for years.
- 1:36:27So I'm let's stick it right back to them, right?
- 1:36:31Turnabout is fair play. If we get, if we get charged,
- 1:36:34you know, if any people are charging us to export import,
- 1:36:37then I'm, I'm the same. OK, if they're going to charge
- 1:36:39us 10%, let's charge them 10%. But don't do it to Peter.
- 1:36:43Peter's been my representative. For Australia, as far as the
- 1:36:45Chris and Mike's show goes, and he's been his outstanding
- 1:36:48representative of Australia. So let's not let's not mess with
- 1:36:51Peter. He seems like a friendly fellow.
- 1:36:53Yeah, I guess the the problem with tariffs is that if.
- 1:36:56I'm, If I am a manufacturer over here, I'd probably buy a huge,
- 1:37:01huge proportion of my things from various countries,
- 1:37:05including China. They're obviously the the, the
- 1:37:07world's biggest exporter of pretty much everything, which I
- 1:37:10don't get that because China being.
- 1:37:13That is that just because you know, it's because they're cheap
- 1:37:17slightly. OK, OK.
- 1:37:19Yeah, you. Can do a lot when you
- 1:37:21essentially comes down to what the what.
- 1:37:24They have little hands. Exactly, you know.
- 1:37:27And it's it's one of those things every, everybody gets.
- 1:37:29On their high horse and says our iPhones or Samsung should be
- 1:37:34made in America. But you could probably going to
- 1:37:37be paying $5000 for it right? Well, Apple came out and said.
- 1:37:41They're going to invest $400 billion over the next four years
- 1:37:45so they can actually produce all of their products in America,
- 1:37:49which I think is cool. And and we'll see what kind of
- 1:37:52cost that carries over to the consumer.
- 1:37:54But like, you know, there's the reason why Detroit was Detroit
- 1:37:57was because all the manufacturing cars that were
- 1:37:59made, right? I mean, that's that put the
- 1:38:01industrial revolution was America.
- 1:38:03That's what our foundation is. So now that everything's gone
- 1:38:06and being exported and we're going to go build a factory in
- 1:38:09Mexico to build cars instead of in America.
- 1:38:11Well, you know, it hurts our economy, but it boosted that
- 1:38:14economy. Yeah.
- 1:38:15And then you have all the tariff stuff going back and forth.
- 1:38:17So I think it's just a vicious cycle that you just need to find
- 1:38:19a happy medium. And so, to play devil's
- 1:38:21advocate, do you think that would have happened if Trump?
- 1:38:23Didn't do these tariffs? No, I don't think so.
- 1:38:28So you know, is there a method? Is that you know?
- 1:38:31So. It's one of those things that it
- 1:38:35could have good things for America and very bad things for
- 1:38:39the rest of the world, but it's kind of it's going to take a
- 1:38:42generation or two to actually make up that that difference.
- 1:38:46Well, here's what I told Chris. Many.
- 1:38:48Episodes ago when this first started, in my opinion,
- 1:38:52everybody's looking at it in reverse.
- 1:38:54They're not concerned about what the results are to you and I,
- 1:38:59because what I was seeing was stock market manipulation right
- 1:39:03before everybody's eyes. The rich got richer right there.
- 1:39:07They pulled the market down, they bought it up and they,
- 1:39:10they're starting to drive it back up.
- 1:39:12The rich are getting richer, right?
- 1:39:13That's how they do it. Yep, absolutely.
- 1:39:16Do you have stock market in Australia?
- 1:39:19Yeah, absolutely. OK.
- 1:39:20Absolutely. We.
- 1:39:22Heavily influenced by by America, but it's also the hang
- 1:39:26Sai like the, the the Japanese and and yeah, it's we're part of
- 1:39:31the world, the world economy. Do you guys drill your own oil
- 1:39:34and stuff? You're self-sufficient in that.
- 1:39:36Aspect we actually export. We export.
- 1:39:41We have some of the highest gas and oil prices in a in the world
- 1:39:46and we export the majority of it.
- 1:39:49So see how then how is Mad Max possible man?
- 1:39:51Because. Mad Max was all about dystopian,
- 1:39:53you know, they ran out of everything was at that point,
- 1:39:56but no but. But they were.
- 1:39:58But all those vehicles, man, were.
- 1:39:59Driving, they all had gas. They that's what what they were
- 1:40:03on the hunt for though, remember?
- 1:40:05So they're wasting all the fuel hunting for fuel, yes.
- 1:40:07And then, and then he had the Thunderdome and all hell broke
- 1:40:10loose. Tina Turner just raised hell.
- 1:40:13One man enter. Two man 80s.
- 1:40:15That was 25 lbs of chain link fence she wore.
- 1:40:18Yes, we export more more. Oil.
- 1:40:21And natural. Gas than we actually use how do
- 1:40:23you how do you which is so stupid how do you.
- 1:40:27Export natural. Gas.
- 1:40:28Man. Is it just to?
- 1:40:29Throw a pipe, pipelines and tankers.
- 1:40:33So the pipeline goes under the ocean.
- 1:40:35Ocean. Floor pipeline to yes, OK makes.
- 1:40:40Sense. Yeah, I look.
- 1:40:41I don't. Know enough to.
- 1:40:43Yeah, I don't know how to do it. There's coal.
- 1:40:45Coal is a big one as well. We do a lot of.
- 1:40:47Mining OK. OK, cool all.
- 1:40:51Right. Well, boys and girls.
- 1:40:52This is the Crystal Mike show you can find.
- 1:40:54Us on Instagram, Facebook and YouTube, this is Peter Vinnicol
- 1:40:57as I say that Peter, we're going to, as far as I'm concerned,
- 1:41:00we're going to put. You on our list of people to
- 1:41:02head back because I'm fascinated with Australia and you've been
- 1:41:06awesome, man. Thank you so much for your time
- 1:41:08and humoring us with all our questions.
- 1:41:12And if you want everyone, a couple Americans on your show,
- 1:41:14we'd be. Glad to be guests as well.
- 1:41:15You know, million percent or so. Yeah, absolutely.
- 1:41:19Absolutely. I'll give everything a plug you
- 1:41:22want, man. That's what we're doing.
- 1:41:23Whatever. You want to talk about you'd lay
- 1:41:25it on. Yeah, my.
- 1:41:26Podcast is called Beyond the Call.
- 1:41:28Experiences of high trauma occupations say that one more
- 1:41:31thing have long conversation beyond the.
- 1:41:34Call. Experiences of high trauma
- 1:41:36occupations, OK. And I talked to people in and
- 1:41:41around the high trauma space. So be it defence or, or, or
- 1:41:46first responders. I, I've had a professional, I
- 1:41:49had an NRL referee, I've had a, I had an escort, a high class
- 1:41:54escort from America on there as well.
- 1:41:56Because, you know, all, all trauma, trauma is a lot more
- 1:41:59than what we see and what we think and the, the effects it
- 1:42:03can have is huge. I, I suffer from PTSI hate the
- 1:42:07word PTSD. It's to me, it should be PTSI.
- 1:42:11It's an injury, not a disorder. Nice.
- 1:42:14I like that. I like that too.
- 1:42:16Yeah. Disorder has such a negative.
- 1:42:19Connotation. It does to it internally a dis
- 1:42:23I've got a disorder, whereas an injury is a temporary can, can
- 1:42:27be a temporary thing. So I'm still in the process of
- 1:42:31getting through that. And I found it really
- 1:42:32therapeutic. I've yeah, it's it's it's long
- 1:42:37form, but it's yeah. And it's deep, dark and can get
- 1:42:41graphic. So, you know, if you're easily
- 1:42:44offended, don't, don't go there. But yeah, it's, yeah, it's, it's
- 1:42:48really therapeutic. So from a, from a, from a trauma
- 1:42:51standpoint are. And so you have something like
- 1:42:53I, I went through a fair amount of trauma in my child and
- 1:42:56growing up. So from a vantage points I had
- 1:42:58come on, we talked about my my trauma and stuff.
- 1:43:00Are you somebody that that certified to kind of work
- 1:43:04through the trauma with someone you just kind of sharing stories
- 1:43:07and how they how they adapt, recover and survive through all
- 1:43:09of it. So what I'm generally doing?
- 1:43:13Is trying to get stories. That and no, I'm not certified,
- 1:43:16although it is something I'm interested in, in becoming.
- 1:43:22I've spent time in mental mental facilities myself as a patient
- 1:43:25and got a lot out of that. I get people to come in and tell
- 1:43:29their stories and I like to try and get them to, I want my
- 1:43:34audience to be able to identify if they might be feeling or
- 1:43:39thinking something similar and it might be enough for them to
- 1:43:43reach out and get some help. So I'll go through the emotional
- 1:43:47stuff that people go through and and because the worst feeling
- 1:43:52about any sort of mental health trauma is that you feel alone,
- 1:43:56right? Couldn't agree with you.
- 1:43:58The only person. Going through this, that's why
- 1:44:01we always. Drop our show up with with if.
- 1:44:03If, if you're, if you're feeling down, depressed, suicidal, you
- 1:44:06know Somebody Loves You, somebody's going to miss you,
- 1:44:09make the call. Go on Google, find somebody that
- 1:44:11can help you talk through the problem.
- 1:44:12If if nobody else is there, you can reach out to Mike and I
- 1:44:15because somebody will miss you. You don't, don't create a hole
- 1:44:18in somebody's heart because you were struggling and didn't know
- 1:44:20how to deal. Because everybody on some level
- 1:44:23has dealt with trauma in a similar fashion and has has felt
- 1:44:27the same way at some point in time in life.
- 1:44:28Because nobody can say my life is perfect from day one.
- 1:44:31No matter who you are, what stage you are in life, what
- 1:44:35class level you are, you know, low class, middle class, upper
- 1:44:38class, it doesn't matter. Everybody has to deal with the
- 1:44:41bullshit that everybody else has to deal with.
- 1:44:42It's just different for each person and how they carry it and
- 1:44:45how they process it. So we never let the bad days
- 1:44:48when somebody's going to miss you, Somebody Loves You.
- 1:44:49Remember that. Because that's kind of why we
- 1:44:52started this because we're both recovering out.
- 1:44:54I'm a recovering alcoholic, he's recovering drug addict.
- 1:44:57You know, we both had those dark periods of our life.
- 1:45:00Everybody does. But it's, it's something like
- 1:45:02you, which is really cool. I didn't realize that's what
- 1:45:04your show is about, but that's fantastic because you're you're
- 1:45:06helping people release that and get it out of their systems.
- 1:45:11That could be very cathartic. I know some of the stuff I've
- 1:45:14gone through getting it out. My my benefit was writing and
- 1:45:16singing and performing. I was able to purge that
- 1:45:19darkness and turn into something positive as far as, you know,
- 1:45:23that aspect. But a lot of people don't have
- 1:45:25that. That's a million percent what
- 1:45:26music did for me, right? And a lot of people don't have
- 1:45:29that outlet, so that's a cool thing.
- 1:45:31That you do, man. Well, the next time we have him
- 1:45:32on, well, that will be the whole show, man.
- 1:45:34We'll just talk about this, you know what, how you've started
- 1:45:37and how you got going. And I'm super interested in that
- 1:45:40myself and I'll be tuning into your show.
- 1:45:42So yeah, absolutely. Thanks, guys.
- 1:45:44Yeah, I. Mean the, the the. 2 words that
- 1:45:48are probably the most dangerous, worthlessness and helplessness.
- 1:45:52If you feel worthless or helpless, if you feel those two
- 1:45:56things combined, your risk of suicide is so high that that
- 1:46:01that's a red flag. That's when you need to get some
- 1:46:03help. Because if we don't have things
- 1:46:05that where we're going to look forward, that's yeah, your risk
- 1:46:08is just through the roof. And I've been to so many, I've
- 1:46:12been to hundreds in my career, and every one of them is one
- 1:46:17more than the needs to happen. Yeah.
- 1:46:19Agreed. Amen to that, man.
- 1:46:21That's Peter. He's Chris.
- 1:46:22I'm Mike. Thank you for tuning in for
- 1:46:23Chris and Mike. Sure.
- 1:46:23You can find this episode on YouTube when it drops as well as
- 1:46:26Spotify have a podcast, etcetera.
- 1:46:28Although we were recording this live simultaneously on YouTube,
- 1:46:30which is kind of cool. We will drop a whole bunch of
- 1:46:33information about Peter so you can follow his podcast as well
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- 1:46:37like. We love you all.
- 1:46:39Thank you very much, Peter, for being here.
- 1:46:40We truly appreciate. And and yeah, let's have you on
- 1:46:43again. Thanks guys.
- 1:46:45Sounds great. Feel the trail behind your eyes.
- 1:47:18Feel yourself and need yourself. Take a moment, look until you
- 1:47:27see it. Fight the battle and tear.
- 1:47:32Fight the battle. But you fuck will put you.
- 1:47:37Back there to your. Come down here, we haven't found
- 1:49:01solids in the sand. You can fuck fight him.
- 1:49:07Wait for the dead. Wait for the the wild you.
- 1:49:13Ain't. No creature.
- 1:49:18Quick on the almighty day. You got a dream.
- 1:49:24Who in your life to keep our soul in every man.
- 1:49:30Take the trail behind your eyes. Feel the soul, everyone.
- 1:49:36You shine now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 1:49:44yeah. Take
- 1:50:12a. Moment.
- 1:50:59The.