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Will and Taylor Recap Vegas/UFC Trip, Bert Kreischer + Shane Gillis Talk Their Start In Comedy, What Life Is Like On Tour + Tell Hilarious Stories · Bussin' With The Boys

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  Speaker 1: A ladies, gentlemen, welcome to another episode of Busting with
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  Speaker 1: the Boys. My name is Tila Lawan. To my right
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  Speaker 1: is a very handsome Will Compton. This is episode two eight.
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  Speaker 1: slash Awards. You can see it in Will's face a
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  Speaker 1: little bit. If you point back the camera back at
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  Speaker 1: Jack McPherson, you can see it. And then, although I'm
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  Speaker 1: speaking fast and my energy seems high, we're a little
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  Speaker 1: bit on e boys because we're from Thursday to Sunday.
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  Speaker 1: The boys were out in Las Vegas, Nevada for some UFC,
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  Speaker 1: some a little bit of gambling with the boys, a
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  Speaker 1: little bit of power and a whole lot of networking. Now,
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  Speaker 1: I will give Will and I some flowers here. Not
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  Speaker 1: a lot of gentlemen in their early thirties, for Will,
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  Speaker 1: mid thirties, are gonna go to Las Vegas, spend business
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  Speaker 1: time working, grinding and not have one sip of alcohol.
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  Speaker 1: And these two gentlemen you're staring at right now did
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  Speaker 1: just that. Now, please go to Jack mcfeers and this man.
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  Speaker 1: Not a lot of people.
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  Speaker 2: Zooming on his face, zooming on his face.
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  Speaker 1: Not a lot of people could go to Las Vegas,
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  Speaker 1: get about four hours total in sleep and still show
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  Speaker 1: up to work on Monday, smoothie in hand, knowing the
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  Speaker 1: grinders upon him this evening when he goes to get
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  Speaker 1: his workout, you know he's gonna be there because it's
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  Speaker 1: get jacked. Twenty twenty three. The boys fucking did it.
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  Speaker 1: And if I'm gonna speak for the whole crew here,
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  Speaker 1: you guys interject if you'd like, there's no way that
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  Speaker 1: we can could have possibly gone better.
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  Speaker 3: William No, the weekend was phenomenal, the UFC whole crew,
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  Speaker 3: the way they hosted, the boys rolled out the red
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  Speaker 3: carpetfore US five star treatment. I'm talking dude, meeting Paul Craig,
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  Speaker 3: meeting Forrest Griffin, meeting.
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  Speaker 2: All the big dogs at UFC.
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  Speaker 3: Man, it was a dude, it was an experience like
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  Speaker 3: you that I will remember forever.
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  Speaker 2: Like we're hitting the pad.
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  Speaker 3: We're like doing the slat pad, measuring the output and
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  Speaker 3: everything and then doing the punching and all that stuff
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  Speaker 3: for content. When you have a one of the big
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  Speaker 3: time agents audio tar, he reps Connor McGregor, whop. He
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  Speaker 3: reps a lot of guys in that space. He's watching us.
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  Speaker 3: You got about twenty people standing around watching us. Paul
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  Speaker 3: Craig basically inserts himself and starts swinging with us. And
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  Speaker 3: at the time, like I'm not as privy to the
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  Speaker 3: UFC rosters as I was back when it was Rampage,
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  Speaker 3: Forest Griffin and all those boys. Paul Craig comes up
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  Speaker 3: and starts swinging with us and measuring it all. He's
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  Speaker 3: got this awesome Scottish accent. Yeah, he sounded cool. Just
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  Speaker 3: a badass dude. And then he takes us into the octagon.
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  Speaker 3: We get to do some face offs and like then
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  Speaker 3: he's teaching me to do a triangle triangle choke, like
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  Speaker 3: he's rolling around a little bit.
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  Speaker 2: It was just fucking awesome. Then you go to the
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  Speaker 2: perform Mass Institute.
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  Speaker 3: We're measuring our output on forest plates, seeing like which
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  Speaker 3: whims which limb is weaker than the other. I'm jumping
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  Speaker 3: trying to like, you know, do like a little mini combine.
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  Speaker 2: Just I'm like in a.
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  Speaker 1: Full sweat by the end of that first day, I
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  Speaker 1: need a lot of ass sweat in the butt.
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  Speaker 2: It was awesome.
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  Speaker 4: Man.
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  Speaker 3: We did fucking Friday with Dana. Dana was all time
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  Speaker 3: miss Crew, Marty Skip Matt. They were a blast. I
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  Speaker 3: et some of the best ty food in my life
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  Speaker 3: that weekend. Like, it was all around, and we did
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  Speaker 3: We didn't drink. You wish we could have got a
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  Speaker 3: little bit more sleep because you know, them hotels are
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  Speaker 3: just pumping in the auction. Next thing you know, we're
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  Speaker 3: out there game. But it's like in the morning. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: but it was all time in and power Slap itself
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  Speaker 3: was incredible.
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  Speaker 1: And I feel like every single night it was like hey,
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  Speaker 1: every single day when we woke up, like hey, early
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  Speaker 1: night tonight, let's make sure get it early night in,
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  Speaker 1: get the juice backflow, and let's not get back to Nashville.
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  Speaker 2: Feeling like we need a vacation. Now.
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  Speaker 1: Luckily the alcohol didn't it wasn't consumed, so we feel
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  Speaker 1: a little bit better. But damn I got back yesterday
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  Speaker 1: like noon, and I was like, I felt I got
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  Speaker 1: myself a little cat napped with my kids. I felt
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  Speaker 1: like clock it was. I was fighting and grinding on Sunday.
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  Speaker 1: Tell me and I keep my composure.
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  Speaker 3: The Daylight Saving spring Ford almost took our lives us up, dude,
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  Speaker 3: almost took our lives.
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  Speaker 2: Dude.
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  Speaker 1: We got to fucking move on from that. Let's move
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  Speaker 1: on from daylight savings. It's such a ridiculous concept at
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  Speaker 1: this point, so much technology and shit. Now with the farmers,
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  Speaker 1: they don't need it. I'm not a farmer. They don't
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  Speaker 1: fucking need it, dude.
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  Speaker 3: I'm with JP's vibe, like we just got to take
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  Speaker 3: a stand as as as a people and just not
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  Speaker 3: set our not change our clocks back.
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  Speaker 2: No, we are not doing this right.
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  Speaker 3: We're not gonna start moving just because you guys change
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  Speaker 3: the Apple I phone, like set the time back so
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  Speaker 3: you keep the time the same.
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  Speaker 1: Don't you guys do that in Arizona. Yeah, there's no
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  Speaker 1: Daylight savings in Arizona. I don't even know about Daylight Savings.
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  Speaker 1: Still got to Michigan.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we need the whole country needs to be operating
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  Speaker 2: on Arizona. Yeah, Arizona really fucking did it right. Dude.
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  Speaker 1: If if you stand for nothing, you'll fall for anything.
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  Speaker 1: This is our opportunity to stand up against the people
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  Speaker 1: of this fucking Daylight Savings thing. I believe something is
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  Speaker 1: going on in the Congress of the Center or something
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  Speaker 1: like that where they're actually trying to do something like that.
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  Speaker 1: So shout out to people up top getting something serious
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  Speaker 1: done because we need that figured out for all of us.
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  Speaker 1: Going back to Vegas real quick. I'm not gonna get
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  Speaker 1: too much into it because there will be a video
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  Speaker 1: coming out.
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  Speaker 3: Well you can tease now, I will tease you want
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  Speaker 3: to get too much into it, you gotta give surface,
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  Speaker 3: So you gotta get a look into the cookie job.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you a look at or I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: verbally tell you what I believe was not filmed. And
• 5:25
  Speaker 1: what was not filmed is Thursday afternoon, we literally fly
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  Speaker 1: in the earliest flight I've ever been in my entire life.
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  Speaker 1: It was a five point fifteen am flight from Nashville
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  Speaker 1: Tennessee to Las Vegas. We get there, it's a full
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  Speaker 1: fucking day of the whole time. We get to uh
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  Speaker 1: the UFC complex. They have fucking Fridays. They're filming on
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  Speaker 1: Thursday and then they're it's gonna come out Friday. That
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  Speaker 1: whole type of thing. Dan is there and your boys.
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  Speaker 1: Got a credit line.
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  Speaker 2: I got.
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  Speaker 1: I got a pretty hefty credit line. Because I'm not
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  Speaker 1: gonna tell you guys the credit line, just know that
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  Speaker 1: it's six figures and it's it's high, Okay. The reason
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  Speaker 1: why if the credit line is not because I'm a
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  Speaker 1: massive gambler. It's one of those I'd rather not have
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  Speaker 1: money in my pocket and you get a nice room.
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  Speaker 1: Things are camped, and I do like to gamble. However,
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  Speaker 1: the most money I've ever put down on a bet
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  Speaker 1: in my entire life was two thousand dollars, and that
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  Speaker 1: was when I was up massively and I was really
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  Speaker 1: trying to push. Ended up losing that weekend. By the way,
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  Speaker 1: if you're wondering Dana White walks in, it's great to
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  Speaker 1: see him at this point.
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  Speaker 2: We have a rapport.
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  Speaker 1: He was at the super Bowl with us, and it
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  Speaker 1: seems like we've been boys forever. At that point, we're
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  Speaker 1: hanging out and everything. I pull him to decide. At
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  Speaker 1: one point, I say, Dana, I've heard about your gambling.
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  Speaker 1: I've heard that you're kicked out of some casinos. I
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  Speaker 1: got myself a little credit line, and I was wondering
• 6:35
  Speaker 1: if you can give me some tips. Before I could
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  Speaker 1: say I was wondering if you can give me some tips,
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  Speaker 1: his eyes lit up, as if his forehead vanished, and
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  Speaker 1: it was all just eyes from the cheek up intensity.
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  Speaker 2: It wasn't an incitement.
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  Speaker 1: He looks at me and says, what's your credit line?
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  Speaker 1: I go, uh, it's X y Z that number, hefty number.
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  Speaker 1: He looks at me and goes, tonight, what do you
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  Speaker 1: do tonight? Are you guys going what are you guys
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  Speaker 1: going out? And I was like, no, I'm not, We're
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  Speaker 1: not going on. He goes, tonight, you and me we're
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  Speaker 1: gambling and we're going, we're fucking And then he gives
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  Speaker 1: me this speech.
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  Speaker 2: Is when Will walks up, he goes where he goes,
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  Speaker 2: where you're staying, Where you're staying. He goes, I'll be there. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, well, let me make a couple of calls.
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  Speaker 1: He goes let me make a couple calls. You do
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  Speaker 1: know whatt better yet, Let's get dinner. So he gets
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  Speaker 1: on his phone, he disappears. I'm fucking scared for my life.
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  Speaker 1: We do the fucking Friday five minute thing. We finished
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  Speaker 1: fucking Friday, and I literally say to Will, hey, the
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  Speaker 1: whole time we were doing that, I was not present
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  Speaker 1: so because I was so focused on what Dana just
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  Speaker 1: said to me, and I'm low key scared. While I'm
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  Speaker 1: finishing that sentence, he walks back up. He goes Red
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  Speaker 1: Rocks Tonight, we're gonna go you guys like ty food.
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  Speaker 1: Will chimes in, I love type videos. I'm gonna blow
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  Speaker 1: your dick off his words. That's what fucking Dana said.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna blow your dick off. So now I'm kind
• 7:47
  Speaker 1: of freaking out. We're kind of have a bit of
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  Speaker 1: a deal. We go through a little more of they're
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  Speaker 1: giving us a tour at the PI, which is the
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  Speaker 1: Performance Institute. We head over to Apex where they're gonna
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  Speaker 1: film The Power Slap and everything, and Dana is there,
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  Speaker 1: Mark Wahlberg is there, The Power Slap guys are there,
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  Speaker 1: and our King is on his way. I pulled Danias
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  Speaker 1: out again and go, hey, let me just tell you
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  Speaker 1: real quick. I don't want to gamble like that. So
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  Speaker 1: what's the deal. Like you and I sit down together.
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  Speaker 1: He goes, no, no, no, no, you're gonna gamble by yourself.
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  Speaker 1: The odds are better, blah blah blah. Starts really just
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  Speaker 1: telling me, like how this game's gonna work. He goes,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta figure out your number. What do you want
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  Speaker 1: to win? We're going after that and we fucking ride.
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  Speaker 1: We goes, we're going to war. You and I are
• 8:24
  Speaker 1: going to war against these people and we're taking everything
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  Speaker 1: they have. Gives me this fucking David Goggains Jocko Willing
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  Speaker 1: like Joe Rogan type of motivational speech. We're I'm fired up,
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  Speaker 1: but the fear is also overwhelming. The fired up in
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  Speaker 1: this I'm because he's like he's he's like, you're betting big,
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  Speaker 1: Like it's all gonna happen within ten minutes. Like we're
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  Speaker 1: not gonna sit there and you're gonna bleed your money.
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  Speaker 1: Like he's like, that's what happens. He's like, you're we're
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  Speaker 1: going there to fucking win, so you gotta bet big.
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  Speaker 1: And he's like kind of giving me the breakdown. Before
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  Speaker 1: I could even finish, he goes there he is, and
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  Speaker 1: around the corner. Literally the oxygen was sucked out of
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  Speaker 1: the room, as if we were in some sort of vacuum.
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  Speaker 1: Just the pressure in the room. Around the corner comes
• 9:03
  Speaker 1: him as Bulah. This man waddles his way up the
• 9:08
  Speaker 1: stairs onto the stage of the Power Slap League where
• 9:11
  Speaker 1: the power Slap finale will be filmed with. There will
• 9:13
  Speaker 1: be a belt given to these individuals. We got a
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  Speaker 1: band of misfits in the corner who are fighting for
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  Speaker 1: a ten thousand dollars purse, and he stands there. No
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  Speaker 1: one says a whole lot, and it's just him. Doesn't
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  Speaker 1: speak a lick of English, has Bulah, and he's just
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  Speaker 1: looking at everybody with the confidence only a god would have.
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  Speaker 1: Mark Wahlberg walks up to him, hits him with an
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  Speaker 1: Aslama Lakan, which I fought was very smooth. Then as
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  Speaker 1: Bulla we start to watch has Bullah as they picked
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  Speaker 1: him up and put him on a chair to slap
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  Speaker 1: all the power Slap guys over and over. It was
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  Speaker 1: an electric time. Now that evening we go to dinner.
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  Speaker 1: It's a great time. We got the bust and crew.
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  Speaker 1: We got Data and his crew. It's a long table,
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  Speaker 1: foods flying out. Don't like to use this, don't let
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  Speaker 1: to say this a lot. It is the best high
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  Speaker 1: food I've ever had in my entire life. It was fantastic.
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  Speaker 1: As dinner's ending, he goes, are you ready? I look back,
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, ah yeah. And here we start walking our
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  Speaker 1: whole crew. We've got about ten people rolling with us.
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  Speaker 1: We walk at the restaurant we're eating in is in
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  Speaker 1: the is in the red rocks. We walk out the
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  Speaker 1: restaurant doors. Waiting for me are two gentlemen in suits.
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  Speaker 1: One man named Joe bald head, full beard, great personality,
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  Speaker 1: a smile on his face. Mister Lawan, great to see you.
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  Speaker 1: We've been texting if you would follow me please. We
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  Speaker 1: walk take a hard left into the high roller room
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  Speaker 1: and I think to myself, okay, public area, very well lit.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be okay. We go past the high roller
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  Speaker 1: room through doors. In there there are two tables. I
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  Speaker 1: turned to my right. There are five people standing there.
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  Speaker 1: Don't know their names, and at that point in time,
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  Speaker 1: I was not interested in knowing any of their names.
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  Speaker 1: From then on, I bet by my myself and I
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  Speaker 1: will wait until this video comes out for the rest
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  Speaker 1: of you to see it.
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  Speaker 2: But my god, was it one of.
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  Speaker 1: The scariest and most exhilarating experiences of my entire life.
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  Speaker 2: It was nuts.
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  Speaker 3: It was wild, bro, it was nuts. We were getting hyper.
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  Speaker 3: Oh fuck, hey, hey, stop count that again.
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  Speaker 2: Count?
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  Speaker 3: You know how it is in blackjack. They start flipping
• 11:22
  Speaker 3: on the cars, they start flipping them cars. They grab
• 11:24
  Speaker 3: my man's chips and pull it in. I go, hey,
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  Speaker 3: got those numbers again. Some don't look right, Like god,
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  Speaker 3: it's twenty two. I was like, all right, all right,
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  Speaker 3: we lost that one. We lost that one. Hey, bounce back.
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  Speaker 1: Though, I'll I gambled for about fifteen minutes day and
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  Speaker 1: gamble for about three and a half hours.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I had to chime in and get
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  Speaker 3: to auber. I'll say, hey, it's time to go to sleep.
• 11:44
  Speaker 3: It's time to go to sleep. My body, my low
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  Speaker 3: back was hurting at that point, always sore as fuck.
• 11:49
  Speaker 3: My bicep, the bottom half of my bicep is still
• 11:52
  Speaker 3: sore as fuck from slapping, from slapping the pad, from
• 11:55
  Speaker 3: throwing the right hooks at the pad, and then like
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  Speaker 3: uh uh, Paul Craig PC. He was showing the old
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  Speaker 3: you know, throwing your hips in for the over under.
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  Speaker 3: Something in my little back I did when you guys
• 12:08
  Speaker 3: kind of called a little bit you know what I mean,
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  Speaker 3: it looks it feels like it looks moot, because it
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  Speaker 3: was like, oh, you look cool doing it, and I
• 12:14
  Speaker 3: was like, fuck, man, I'm in I think something happened
• 12:17
  Speaker 3: when the first time I had heard my back bad
• 12:20
  Speaker 3: was when we were fucking cock fighting in the pool.
• 12:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the the you know last summer. Yeah, when you
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  Speaker 1: bodied me. Yeah, you and that's when you know you
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  Speaker 1: were fucking a beefy boy. Yeah, you were a beefy boy.
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  Speaker 3: And I was fucking hurt and it was kind of
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  Speaker 3: like the same movement and I felt something, so I
• 12:35
  Speaker 3: wasn't I was in a lot of pain. Like I
• 12:37
  Speaker 3: woke up the next morning like fuck yeah, it was
• 12:40
  Speaker 3: a bit of it. It had to get some stretching
• 12:41
  Speaker 3: going on when you were doing that with is it.
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  Speaker 3: Paul Craig Craig, Paul Craig.
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  Speaker 1: I saw you using the low back and stuff, and
• 12:49
  Speaker 1: I thought to myself, man, my boy might be in trouble,
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  Speaker 1: because I know it's been a recurring issue for you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like when it gets slightly a bit healthy,
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  Speaker 3: I bust my nut and I started just going crazy
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  Speaker 3: about you know what I mean, And then of course
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  Speaker 3: I put myself on again. And that's usually that's that's
• 13:01
  Speaker 3: the cycle. That's a vicious cycle. It's like, oh, I'm healthy,
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  Speaker 3: I'm good to go. Boom, something happens now. I don't
• 13:07
  Speaker 3: know if we should go into Vegas any anymore. We
• 13:09
  Speaker 3: have a vlogs coming out that you guys are gonna
• 13:11
  Speaker 3: be able to enjoy.
• 13:12
  Speaker 1: To get more of a visual experience on YouTube, would
• 13:15
  Speaker 1: you like to transition maybe for NFL news or even show.
• 13:18
  Speaker 3: We can do that, but before we do tomorrow. You're
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  Speaker 3: listening to this on Tuesday. Tomorrow, Wednesday, we will be
• 13:24
  Speaker 3: at Tin Roof in Columbia, South Carolina, and there's.
• 13:29
  Speaker 2: Still tickets available if you are well.
• 13:31
  Speaker 3: We're living just Jack over there, just Clavin, there's still
• 13:35
  Speaker 3: tickets available. Like, all of our tickets are up, all
• 13:37
  Speaker 3: of them are live. Every school we're going to, Ohio, State, Texas, UH, Colorado,
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  Speaker 3: l s U. All the tickets should be available on
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  Speaker 3: the site. There'll be a link in the bayo or
• 13:48
  Speaker 3: a link in the description that you can click on
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  Speaker 3: buy those up. We will be there tomorrow bringing the
• 13:54
  Speaker 3: fucking noise we can. Uh, we can transition to some
• 13:57
  Speaker 3: NFL news because there's a lot of shit going on,
• 13:59
  Speaker 3: so should happen right now?
• 14:01
  Speaker 1: First, off the top of my head, in NFL news,
• 14:03
  Speaker 1: Jalen Ramsey has been traded from the La Rams to
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: Miami Dolphins. A lot of people are saying that LA
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: got the shaft on that deal.
• 14:11
  Speaker 2: Your thoughts, William, can you bring up can you bring
• 14:13
  Speaker 2: up what? Uh? It's a third round and a tight end.
• 14:19
  Speaker 3: I think like if my if LA was trying to
• 14:22
  Speaker 3: trade Jalen, right, you kind of get an idea what
• 14:24
  Speaker 3: the market was for Jalen. It was a third round
• 14:26
  Speaker 3: pick and then a tight end that everybody's out there chirping,
• 14:29
  Speaker 3: but yeah, everybody, everybody.
• 14:31
  Speaker 2: The assumption is that LA lost a deal.
• 14:33
  Speaker 3: Like at the end of the day, it seems like
• 14:35
  Speaker 3: they were trying to offload Jalen so that that way
• 14:37
  Speaker 3: they could get some draft capital and maybe potentially, I guess,
• 14:40
  Speaker 3: feel a need for a tight end. My thoughts are, like,
• 14:47
  Speaker 3: you know, I think I think you see the name
• 14:49
  Speaker 3: Jalen Ramsey and you just think boom, they just got
• 14:51
  Speaker 3: the most. They got one of the best corners in
• 14:53
  Speaker 3: the game. Yeah, Jalen can still very much be one
• 14:55
  Speaker 3: of the best corners in the game, but he had
• 14:57
  Speaker 3: a very up and down year.
• 14:58
  Speaker 2: One of my favorite players to watch in the game, his.
• 15:01
  Speaker 3: Physicality, the dog that he has in him when he's
• 15:05
  Speaker 3: trying to violently hit guys, jump routes and everything else.
• 15:09
  Speaker 3: But it'll be interesting to see he's gonna be Mitch
• 15:11
  Speaker 3: you met up a good point earlier. He's gonna be
• 15:13
  Speaker 3: the two corner behind who is then Exavier Xavien Howard.
• 15:17
  Speaker 3: That's right, I had that. I said Xavier, no disrespect
• 15:20
  Speaker 3: Exavien Xavien Howard, who is a dog in Miami. But
• 15:25
  Speaker 3: you know, at the end of the day, it seemed
• 15:26
  Speaker 3: like they're trying to offload Jalen, And if that's the
• 15:28
  Speaker 3: market for Jalen, then it's like, hey, we're gonna get
• 15:30
  Speaker 3: what we can as his way on because it's not
• 15:33
  Speaker 3: like Jalen a player like Jalen. I don't mean this disrespectfully,
• 15:35
  Speaker 3: it's not like he's going to continue to ascend and
• 15:38
  Speaker 3: be the corner that he once was. Like corners, I
• 15:40
  Speaker 3: feel like it's one of those things like once you
• 15:43
  Speaker 3: you have more of a shorter window of that greatness.
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: And I don't think Jalen will continue to be the
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: corner that he was as he won the super Bowl,
• 15:53
  Speaker 3: because when you're Jaalen, it's you think this you got
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: a massive bag. Didn't he get paid twice even with
• 15:58
  Speaker 3: the LA you get two fat bags. You've won a
• 16:01
  Speaker 3: super Bowl, you are an all pro corner. You've won
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: all there is to win. You're a fame, and you
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: made it more of a You built on your brand
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: even more out in LA. Now you're going to Miami.
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: Like he loves the idea of this stuff off the
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: field in my opinion to where it's like I don't
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: think he will be that dog that everyone thinks that
• 16:18
  Speaker 3: he is getting uh to kind of say like he's
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: on the back nine of his career.
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: He's probably in the back nine of his career. I
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: can probably agree with you on that. But a third
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: round pick and it was a Hunter Long. No disrespect
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: to Hunter Long, I don't I don't know who Hunter
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: Long is. I'm not even trying to I'm not trying
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: to be rude, but like a third round pick for
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: a guy that is still a Pro Bowl corner in
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: the NFL. Like it seems like Miami is trying to
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: put the pieces together the way that the La Rams
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: did a few years ago. Now we're seeing the repercussions
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: for the Rams actions because they go, they spend all
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: their draft capital, they go get a bunch of players,
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: their caps super high. They offloaded a little bit that
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: pay getting rid of Jayalen Ramsey and sending him over
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: to Miami. But if I'm an La Rams fan, I'm
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: not the most optimistic individual going into this next season.
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: Unless they do some big things in free agency. They
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: can restructure a couple of guys like we talked about
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: last week in the cap to make sure that they
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: can be a team that is going to fight for
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: another NFC West championships.
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: You're gonna be really fucking hard in that division.
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: Because yeah, you got the Niners shout up lost in
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: the Seattle Studs. Arizona is an absolute fucking dumpster fire
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: right now. But who knows what's goin of that. Maybe
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: that quote that Beacham gave this earlier this week, maybe
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: Calor Murray does grow up.
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: Cardinals don't have a fucking chance.
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: They don't have a shot boys. I'm gonna be honest
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: with you, big Arizona guy. We grew up in Arizona.
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: Cardinals don't have a fuck.
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: Forty nine Ers Seahawks. That's what the NFC West is
• 17:38
  Speaker 3: gonna come down to. And also when I say back
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: nine and talking about Jalen Rams, like Jalen Rams, he's
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: back nine is still a Pro Bowl caliber player. I
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: think they're also doing doing solid on Jalen sending him
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: to a place and a contender like Miami. I know,
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: like when you are that prominent of a player, it's
• 17:55
  Speaker 3: good to see. It's like when there are rumors and
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: talks of maybe essentially trade Derek Kinner from the Titans,
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: you'd almost hope the Titans do right by him by
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: sending him off to somewhere where you can potentially win
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: a Super Bowl in Miami can't compete in that world.
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: And now that they have Howard and Jalen being the
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: two guy like, they have two top dogs, two arguably
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: top what top ten corners.
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're probably the best corner duo in the NFL.
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: And that's off the top of the head. I have
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: to I half the top. That is off the top.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: You've got two big name guys like that, and I
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: could now I could be that fan that's feeding into
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: the names. Yeah, and there's like two duos out there
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: that are absolutely murdering the game. Sexiest duo. That's the
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: sexiest duo. But a couple of good looking guys. Is
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: that what we're talking about?
• 18:37
  Speaker 4: Saying?
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: Even on paper, you see those names again, Jalen Ramsey,
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: it still gives it. It still packs the same punch,
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: like everyone just thinks, like, oh, fucking Jalen Ramsey, He's
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: the best in the game. They are like the sexiest
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: names on paper. Yeah, right, team.
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: Speaking of sexy names, the Kelsey brothers Travis obviously hosted
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: SNL a couple of weeks ago, did a phenomenal job
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: on that, especially in his monologue. Jason Kelsey has said,
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: I have put much thought into whether it makes sense
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: to play another season. After talking it over with my
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: wife and other friends and family, I have decided to
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: return for another year. Thinking to all my supporters and
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: tractors attractors.
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: For fueling me. I ain't fucking done yet. Jason Kelsey's
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: fucking coming back there. He's fucking bad. Football is better
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: with fucking Jason it really is, dude.
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: He just fucking seems like a massive leader. He always
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: has great quotes, he knows what to say. They have
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: an outstanding podcast in New Heights. The Kelsey brothers truly
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: are living their best lives right now. Hopefully. I really
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: want I kind of want the Eagles to win the
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: Super Bowl next year just because of Jason Kelcey. Like
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: that is the kind of respect I have for that man.
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: I know he's already got one, his brother's got two.
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: Maybe he can even even the score in this twenty
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: twenty three season. But that is a big deal for
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: the Philadelphia Eagles and their leadership in that locker room, dude,
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: because he just seems like a dude that is truly
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: one of those fucking guys.
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: I thought he I thought he'd go out. I thought
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: he'd retire high religion.
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: Yet I bet I really think if they would have won,
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: he would have retired.
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because you go out on top like that, do
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: you know how it is? Though? Man?
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: You get there and then next year you're like, hey,
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: we'll be back and a tough motherfucking even like even
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: being uh being competitive in the playoffs, Like it's a
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: hard fucking thing to do.
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: Man.
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: Really, just because you go to the playoffs one year don't
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: mean you go back the next year. Now, Philly is
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: a really good football tact.
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: But all it takes is one injury, right, you get hurt,
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: hurts gets hurt or a j And I'm not putting
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: the demons on those boys at all, but they are
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: those caliber of players of when they get hurt, massive
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: implications happened to another NFL team, their NFL team. It
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: is one of those deals. This league is built to
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: be an eight and eight league. Now nine and a
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: or eight nine given the seventeenth game. But brother, like
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: they have some fucking building blocks. They have a great defense,
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: they have a stacked offense. Their offensive line is an elite.
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: Brother.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: If you're talking about doing right by Derek Henry, imagine
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: Dereck Henry in that backfield, Brother, imagine Derrick Henry in
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: that fucking backfield. Miles Sanders, Miles Centers is a stud.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: Derek Henry is a fucking unit. Now, I don't know
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: if you do very well and the Eagles offense, because
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: Derek's one of those dudes. The more you give him touches,
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: the better he gets. But fuck dude, just seeing that
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: house in the backfield. Goddamn, that would be so terrifying.
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: The Eagles are, I feel like, are more of an
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: RPO type offense because you have Jalen Hurts, who's who's
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: a weapon.
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: And you see Derek mostly in his careers in like
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: your classic eye formation or him right behind the quarterback
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: type stuff.
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: RPO.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: He's not really a turn his shoulders away from line
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: of screamers then back in. I'm not saying he can't
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: do it. I'm just saying, based on his last seven
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: years in the NFL, that hasn't been something that he
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: has done consistently.
• 21:38
  Speaker 4: Well.
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: Everybody's got their strengths and weaknesses. Yeah, stuff like that.
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: But Miami, going back to Miami, dude, they could be contenders. Absolutely.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: We gotta figure out because I heard rumblings they're talking
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: about wanting a quarterback in free agency.
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: It would I didn't know the Miami stuff, like just
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: right now with the roster with two and how they
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: played last year, and then you got coach McDaniels who's
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: running that like they're gonna be a good team. They're
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: gonna be again. You added Jalen Ramsey, they have a
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: good defense. They're gonna keep building on that good defense now.
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: But uh but yeah they are. They have weapons on
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: offense with Tyreek Hill. Who's who's uh yeah, Jalen wall
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: On Tyreek Hill. They like combined, they're like, you know,
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: arguably the best duo receiver duo in the game. Uh,
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: but it will be. I did not know that that.
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: They're kind of looking to wheel and deal in free agent.
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: It's just rumor mills. Right, everyone's fucking over over analyzing
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: everything right now in March and figuring it all out
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: for agency starts.
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: That's what That's what we're here, right, Yeah, it's the
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: tampering period. Now we'll get to see what happens with
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: Big Jeff. You see Deron payin, he just got paid.
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: That's gonna set up that. That's gonna set up the
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: D tackle market, which is you know, I feel like
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: it's going to be expensive this year if teams want
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: to keep all their guys like Quinn Williams, who are
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: some other big time D tackles that are not available,
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: that teams and their first teams are gonna look to
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: extend their own guys. Wills only your three, right, right,
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: But you never know some of those guys.
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Chris Jose just got paid.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: But the best thing to happen to Jeffrey Simmons is
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: who was the individual they got? Yeah, year that just
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: bumped up what Jeffery Simmons is now worth. And it
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: happened the same way that we discussed on this on
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: this show of guys getting paid. Deron Payne, young cat,
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: very talented individual and he reset the market besides Aaron Donald.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: And that's just we we talked about. You got a
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: fucking unicorn out there. That's it's an easy thing for
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: other teams to argue against agents. It's like, yes, Jeffery
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: Simmons might be as good as Aaron Donald is. Now
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: we could even argue that he's better. He's getting he's
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: you're going into year ten, we don't know, Like he
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: didn't have the best year last year, and Jeffer Simons
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: continues to make that climb. However, look at what Aaron
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: Donald did in his first four seasons as an NFL
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: football player, like we're talking about, I think he had
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: a Defensive Player of the Year, he was definitely Pro
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: Bowl all four years. He had a couple of All
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: pros in there, it's some wild fucking shit that that
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: man was able to do acomplished in such a short
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: amount of time. So it's easy for those teams to
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: argue that. But is it Deron pain Deuron pain? Being
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: able to have this contract four year ninety million definitely
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: puts Jeffrey Simons in a great position to probably get
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: something similar to that. I would assume it'd probably be
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: a four year ninety five million or something like that.
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: And when you're Jeff, this is like, this is you know,
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: patience is on your side because you have somebody out
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: here like Doron who gets paid first. It helps kind
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: of solidify that floor or whatever they're out there trying
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: to negotiate right now.
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: But that's yeah, I think it's good for.
• 24:31
  Speaker 4: Big Jeff.
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: Now, one thing you.
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: Did bring up that I don't think we're going to
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: see in free agency is you say we find out
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: little bit more about Jeffre Simmons. I don't think we're
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: going to find out anything about Jeffrey Simmons until we're
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: close to camp. I think you're looking at late July,
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: early August, probably at the at the earliest you're.
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: Talking about, because he's under contract for another center. Contract.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: They picked up his fifth year option based on contract
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: experience of how the Titans do things.
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: Now obviously there's a new GM in.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: There, they probably won't offer or they probably did offer
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: Jeff something last year because he was, you know, doing
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: the whole sit out not sit out thing during OTAs
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: where he was there, he was available, but he wasn't
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: practicing type thing. But the way if you look at
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: history of teams, you can find out when guys are
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: going to get paid. They sometimes they were renegotiating your
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: three going into year four. Some guys wait till four
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: going into five. Those types of things a lot. There's
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: a lot more wiggle room when it comes to the
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: first round picks because you know you have the franchise
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: tags and the fifth year option, so guys can go
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: like her cousins did seven years without getting a second
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: like long term guaranteed contract, right right, right right.
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: But it's it's all I feel like it's all different
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: with the end of it. Like, yeah, time is on
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: the side of it. Really it's on the side. It's
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: both sides have time. But you look at as a team,
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: you do have the fifth year option. You can kind
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: of sit on that it's more of like, hey, you
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: don't want to piss the player off, because Jeff seems
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: to be posturing with deleting everything off of the social
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: media's playing the game, kind of playing that game, you know,
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: within the game, similar to like the AJ Brown incident
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: last year. So you could be looking at a situation
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: you know, you don't know what's being said on over
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: the phone and behind closed doors, but like hey, we
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: want to get something done by this date, or you know,
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: you could fracture the relationship with the player like when
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: you got you got somebody, Like when Kirk's going from
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: Tag to tag and he's still showing up to everything,
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: Like there's just that, you know, it's way play like
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: speaking to the player.
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: What does the player want to do?
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: And it's different when you're a quarterback too, like you
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: got to be in there, you gotta have the leadership stuff.
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: Like yeah, kind of like it's different.
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: It's like again, do you want to you know, play them,
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna go silent. I'm not going to show up
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: to anything. Like it's all I think it's all dependent.
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: It all depends from situation. A situation for a guy,
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: and I think the way Jeff is postering. It seems like, hey,
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: well I don't want to wait until fucking camp or X,
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: Y and Z, like I want to get something with
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: my money now.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean Patians is the best thing for Jeffer
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: Simmons right now. If I'm if based on the way
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: jeff is going, it's really seeming like he's not going
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: to show Protier's he's gonna he should be there at
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: mandatory Mini caamp. Your boy try to miss mandatory miniamp
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: missed out on ninety thousand dollars, so probably should go
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: to that. Have just let you know they don't give
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: it back to you. I even asked John, he said
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: absolutely not. And then get in the camp and see
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: what happens.
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: Man.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: But I think if he's anywhere close to a contract
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: going into camp, you do the whole hey all practice
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: because you don't want to go into go into camp, practice,
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: get hurt, you're fucked, and you're fucking yourselves. If he
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: goes into camp they're working on a deal and there's
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: somewhat getting close to what he thinks, you just tell them, Hey,
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: I'm at camp.
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna go to meetings, but I'm not going to
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: practice until.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: This deal's done right right, and then that way can't
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: get fined for not being there. But you're also putting
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: your foot down knowing that, hey, listen, I need to
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: get paid because I'm looking. You got to look out
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: for yourself in that situation. When you're that close, rolls
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: an ankle, something happens, God forbid. I mean, brother, that's
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: a lot of money you're throwing out the window if
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: you do something like that.
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's definitely that's that's the right way to look
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: at it. I mean, yeah, you hurt yourself. You're just
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: all you're doing is hurting your own position, you're own situation.
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: But you do, you show up, You do all the
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: things where you can still be around the guys, still
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: be in the comrade are you all that kind of stuff,
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: build those relationships going into the season. But being like no,
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: I'm not fucking playing until we get something done right,
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: he is the the best way to go about it.
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: As in the player's shoes selfish, It'll be very interesting
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: to see how far Jeff wants to take this thing.
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: If the deal doesn't get done. We could, I mean,
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: speaking out of both sides of my mouth, we could
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: see something like aj last year where you're in, you're
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: the first round, and all of a sudden, the big
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: trade happens and Jeff is somewhere else. And if I mean,
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: if that happens, I feel like there's just gonna it's
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: gonna be it'll be.
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: Tough that I don't think they're letting Big Jeff leave.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, as much as Brable loves Jeff, dude,
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: it's fucking I mean, I can't see that happening. We
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: hit another ad before we go to uh, do you
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: is there any more NFL news when you talk about.
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: Shout out the boy me or resigning with the Raiders,
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: But yeah, I always always got to shout out the boys. Yeah,
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: the boys going into year nine, going into your nine
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: and looks absolutely incredible. The way he's like changes his
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: body from college being just an absolute stud, built like
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: a pit bull, to now he's he's got all the
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: you know, if you listen to that episode, the way
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: he goes about all of his body work and training
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: and breathwork and everything else. He like he's like transformed
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: his body. But yeah, shout out to the boy forgetting
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: for resigning with the Raiders.
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: Dude, shout out to him and shout out to game
• 29:14
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• 29:15
  Speaker 1: Created by fans for fans, game Time is a ticketing
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• 29:35
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• 29:40
  Speaker 1: July to Nashville, Tennessee.
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna use this game Time app to get that done.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: Because listen, boys, it's an electric time. If you go
• 29:48
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• 29:58
  Speaker 1: The app also allows you to easily share tickets with
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: friends of via text, so so you can get into
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  Speaker 1: the game seamlessly, get the hassle and enjoy the moment.
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: Download game Time app or go to the website and
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: to your email and redeem code. Bust and that's a
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: big deal. Boys, you're gonna go to the website or
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: the app. You're gonna enter your email and when it
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: gives you the redeem code, you're gonna type in bust
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• 30:28
  Speaker 2: Terms apply. That being said, we go to a shout
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: out enough for Shot of the Week. Yeah, let's get
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: a shout out enough for shout Out of the week.
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: It's the big time block it in it.
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: Uh, you know, Bay respects like it's it's comedy week
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: for the boys.
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: We're rolling out some comedians this week. Yeah.
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: Absolutely, we got Burden Shane, we got Brian Callen on Thursday.
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: It's gonna be a fucking awesome week. And everybody who's
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: been subscribing, who's uh, I hope you guys are all
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: enjoying the twice a week episode's going on right now.
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: Now we get into the spring tour, we're gonna have
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: I don't know how many episode but we'll be releasing
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: all the following interviews that we do at the campus
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: location that next week early next week on Monday and Tuesday.
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: So gonna look at it that the boys are fucking
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: we're spewing out content left and right.
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: Bro, we're ripping it. Boys, We're doing it for you.
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: Please do what will said? Subscribe unsubscribed to subscribe the
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: boys in the back. I have a lot of work
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: ahead of them. I have a lot of work ahead
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: of them. It's gonna be outstanding though. They do a
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: phenomenal job. Boss, get on that mic brother, fucking have
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: some confidence behind that.
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: Boys, let's see what we got. Yeah.
• 31:30
  Speaker 5: My shoutout this week goes to something that I'm not
• 31:33
  Speaker 5: sure when we exactly went away from it or when
• 31:36
  Speaker 5: they just kind of like, I guess, stop doing it
• 31:38
  Speaker 5: inside bathrooms. But I went to a friend's house this
• 31:41
  Speaker 5: weekend helped them with some remodeling, and when I went
• 31:44
  Speaker 5: in the bathroom, I noticed that the toilet seed had
• 31:49
  Speaker 5: a padded cover on it. I hadn't seen that in
• 31:51
  Speaker 5: quite some time, but I went in there.
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: I had to go.
• 31:55
  Speaker 5: I sat on it, and it reminded me how comfortable
• 31:58
  Speaker 5: this is and why why did we decided to go
• 32:00
  Speaker 5: away from it?
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: But might need to bring that back.
• 32:04
  Speaker 5: So my shout out, no free shout out goes to
• 32:06
  Speaker 5: the padded toilet seat.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: Interesting take very seventies of your friends very seventies.
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: I like it, Jackie, what you got nothing.
• 32:17
  Speaker 6: Crazy this week, just going along the lines of what's
• 32:19
  Speaker 6: on the schedule. Shout out, no fore, shout out to
• 32:21
  Speaker 6: the Spring Tour. If we're working hard building up to it.
• 32:25
  Speaker 6: We've got six tops coming up the next six weeks.
• 32:27
  Speaker 6: It's gonna be electric, live shows, hanging out with coaches,
• 32:30
  Speaker 6: interviewing players. I'm excited to be traveling with the boys.
• 32:34
  Speaker 6: Check out a couple of new spots I've never been,
• 32:36
  Speaker 6: especially LSU. That one's high on the list. We've talked
• 32:39
  Speaker 6: about it. But yeah, shout out, no free, shout out
• 32:41
  Speaker 6: to the Spring Tour. It's gonna be a fucking time.
• 32:43
  Speaker 6: If you haven't gotten tickets, you're selling out fast, so
• 32:46
  Speaker 6: you better get in there.
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: Tell them fast is relative.
• 32:51
  Speaker 7: Mitch, My shout out no. If you shout out, this
• 32:54
  Speaker 7: week goes too. I mean, as everybody knows, I'm a
• 32:56
  Speaker 7: PB and J guy. Every every everyone knows that.
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah you don't. Everyone knows that I'm a P and
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: you know Mitch, you know he loves PP. And first
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: thing I learn about Mitch when he was sitting in
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: that chair was PP and J guy. Yeah he is,
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: so they call him PP and J.
• 33:09
  Speaker 7: Yeah, and that and it's uh, it's a thing that
• 33:12
  Speaker 7: can happen with every sandwich, but it's that one bite
• 33:15
  Speaker 7: that you like kind of eat around and it's the
• 33:17
  Speaker 7: center and has all the ingredients in it.
• 33:20
  Speaker 4: Like for me, it's the PB and J there's nothing
• 33:22
  Speaker 4: but peanut, butter and jelly.
• 33:23
  Speaker 7: For like, say, it's like a ham and cheese or
• 33:25
  Speaker 7: whatever the Jersey mics sub or whatever for shout out
• 33:27
  Speaker 7: to Jersey Mics. But it's that one bite that you
• 33:30
  Speaker 7: save and it's in the middle and has everything good stuff,
• 33:34
  Speaker 7: and then you take that bite, it's the best bite.
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: Of the sandwich. Oh yeah, uncrustable guy.
• 33:37
  Speaker 4: Yep. My shadow goes to that.
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: All right, you bite down on that bread and that
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: all the ingredients is kind of just like we're out
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: into your mouth.
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: Just nut in your mouth.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah, dude, nothing like a good little fucking taste
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: nut in your mouth from a sandwich.
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: William my shout out, no free shot out. This week's
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: gonna go to the bidet. We were in Vegas. We
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: had a nice room. We had a bidet on the toilet,
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: and uh, it's always an absolute pleasure getting that butthhole
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: sprayed by the bed day when that thing starts oscillating
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: and giving your asshole a little sorely. It's like you
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: think to yourself, yo, I'm in the butt play because
• 34:13
  Speaker 3: of a bidet.
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean, And you learn a lot
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: about yourself. Yeah, you do.
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: It's like at first, you know, you like your asshole
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: kind of squeeze together and you kind of just start
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: giggling to yourself when the doors closed. But then you
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: kind of relax a little bit and you're like, this
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: is kind of nice. You're kind of like moving front
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: and back a little bit. Yeah, you kind of see
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: what gets down here, and then it's got the dryer
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: for you dry it up a little bit, and then
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: you wipe and realize there's not a whole lot there, dude,
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: and then you just.
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: You know. But my shoutout, no free shadowt goes to
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: the bay.
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: Shout out the bidet and teasing P's to Charle for
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: her husband finding out he's in the ass play, so
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: she's gonna.
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: Have to go through something serious there, or put my
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: knees to my head and let it ride.
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: Let it ride.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: My shout out, no free shadow is taking it goes
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: to taking a chance and getting through the fear this weekend.
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: I've obviously done that. I've obviously told you guys about
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: what's happened without the results happening. I was scared for
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: my fucking life. I was nervous, but I took a chance,
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: and spoiler, it paid off fucking big. My shout for
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: shadow goes to taking a chance. Hell yeah, hell yeah.
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: Shall we get into this Burt and Shane episode. Some
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: two of our favorites always have a great, high energy time.
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: Shane, he's uh, you know, didn't say a whole lot,
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: just out there looking cool as fucking those shades.
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah cool, you know. Bert just he's just a storyteller, man.
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: He just take all you gotta say, is Burt welcome
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: to the pod, and then.
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: He's the podcast.
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: Then sit back and fucking watch it happen. Shane did
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: a phenomenal job nursing a hangover and having nice, nice
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: little quick one line hitters in there that made us
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: fucking lose our mind. Yeah but it was, man, probably
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: the best ending to a podcast we've ever had.
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: Too.
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: They talk about which one of us they which one
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: you would want to fuck out of Burt and Shane.
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: M hm, No, out of Burt Shane and me. No, no,
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: it was Shane. We asked them to, like which one
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: of us? No, no, no, Burt asked Shane who he'd
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: rather fuck you or me?
• 36:11
  Speaker 4: Right?
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah, it's a fun time.
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and it kind of that's what leaks over into
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: the Christian McCaffrey pod. Yeah, you'll be able to piece
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: that together. It's fun. I hope you guys enjoyed. Subscribe
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: rate five stars, leaf comments, hit that little ringer bell
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• 36:26
  Speaker 3: the vlogs, the bus scenes, the under the hood, the shorts,
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: the clips, all that stuff drops, but without further ado,
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: big hugs, tiny kisses.
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: Here is Burt and Shane.
• 36:39
  Speaker 8: No if I, if I do, I I'm back one
• 36:41
  Speaker 8: hundred percent for the rest of my life.
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: Oh really, I was addicted to dip.
• 36:47
  Speaker 8: Yeah, like addicted the second the first time I put
• 36:51
  Speaker 8: it in my mouth.
• 36:52
  Speaker 4: Done so loved it, loved it, I loved everything about it.
• 36:56
  Speaker 8: I still to this day will buy cans of DIP
• 36:59
  Speaker 8: and smell of them like a fucking serial killer.
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: Really, and it'll bring.
• 37:03
  Speaker 8: Me back to fucking college great memories. If I smell Copenhagen,
• 37:06
  Speaker 8: it reminds me of being a pledge, being a freshman
• 37:09
  Speaker 8: in college. If I smell winter green, it reminds me
• 37:11
  Speaker 8: of my summers in college, like the like mint.
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: Oh fuck.
• 37:16
  Speaker 4: If I smell Kodiak, I think of ninth grade.
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: That's the first time, first time I had. Yeah, yeah, it.
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: A zero experience.
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: Oh brother, it's really it's really something else, Like there's
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: nothing better you get doing with the practice. You get
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: dealing with the practice. The day has been hard. It's
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: a hot summer day and you sit in your locker
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: drenched in sweat and you take a big fat lip
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: and you put it in. Dude, you're it's truly a nirvana.
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: Oh man, choose the stuff.
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: It's a guy like a it's like a dog logo
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: and it's like ninety nine cents of packet like stokers.
• 37:44
  Speaker 4: No dog logo.
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: It's like a dog logo.
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: You can get tons of stokers, like five dollars, five
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: cans in one. It's just this big tub. Russ Grim
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: Pennsylvania guy, he would do that all the time. Gave
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: him a real bad tough lost his leg about two months.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: I don't know if there's anything to do with it,
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: just something to put on your radar.
• 38:03
  Speaker 8: St red Man really bad because like I ran, I.
• 38:07
  Speaker 4: Randomly, we're rolling.
• 38:09
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, we're rolling. So red Man, I was looking
• 38:13
  Speaker 8: for something. I wasn't drinking, but I was looking. I'm
• 38:15
  Speaker 8: always looking for something, like even if it's cutting, like
• 38:18
  Speaker 8: I'm looking for something. If it works for someone, it's
• 38:20
  Speaker 8: got to work for me. Right, anything, anything, believe you,
• 38:24
  Speaker 8: you name it. If it works someone, it's gotta work
• 38:26
  Speaker 8: for me. It's kind of bring joy to you, bring
• 38:27
  Speaker 8: joy to them. So I have a great time when anything.
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: Dude look good, they look though fucked up is so uh.
• 38:42
  Speaker 8: I'm looking to thin my hair out, so I thought
• 38:44
  Speaker 8: i'll start. So I one day I'm in a CBS
• 38:46
  Speaker 8: and I go, I have man. I never had a
• 38:49
  Speaker 8: problem with red Man. I'll just take some red Man,
• 38:51
  Speaker 8: put Redman in my cheek. And the second the nicktine
• 38:54
  Speaker 8: hit me, I went, I'm back. I'm back, and I
• 38:57
  Speaker 8: have no control over it. I have no control over it.
• 38:59
  Speaker 8: It's the second time that gets you. First time's the hook,
• 39:03
  Speaker 8: but the second time you're like, all right, i'll do
• 39:05
  Speaker 8: I did have a good time.
• 39:05
  Speaker 4: I'll do it one more time.
• 39:07
  Speaker 8: The thing I hate about nicotine, which I know you
• 39:09
  Speaker 8: guys probably deal with is when you are when it's
• 39:13
  Speaker 8: not working for you and it's just making your heart
• 39:14
  Speaker 8: raise and you're like, this fucking I don't even I'm
• 39:17
  Speaker 8: not even enjoying it anymore. Like I've done it four
• 39:19
  Speaker 8: times today and I'm like just going like I'm looking
• 39:22
  Speaker 8: for something.
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it is a searge.
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: After you get like kind of used to it a
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: little bit, you're like, fuck, man, where is that first?
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: That first moment, first time smoking weed, first time doing
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: anything that maybe you shouldn't do, you it might be
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: bad for you. You go in there the first time,
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: you're like, holy shit, this is what life is really
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: all about? That is that is really it? The nicotine,
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: though I only there's anything wrong with the nicotine. You
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: put a couple of these bad boys in there, and
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: there's a bunch of people like Ben Ben Greenfield.
• 39:47
  Speaker 4: You know that's actually that's actually real.
• 39:49
  Speaker 8: Yeah, you know, Huberman went on Two Bears One Gave
• 39:52
  Speaker 8: and he said, I'm paraphrasing, smoking is good for you.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And I did see you guys try to clip
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: that the way it is that nicotine isn't bad for you.
• 40:01
  Speaker 4: Nicotine it's all about delivery.
• 40:03
  Speaker 8: Systems, right, So smoking is a delivery system of fucking
• 40:06
  Speaker 8: zinser a delivery system. If you don't have the healthiest
• 40:09
  Speaker 8: way to get nicotine into your body, then it does offset.
• 40:13
  Speaker 8: I think dementia and Parkers offset offset.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: Shane walked in, walked into this building just like fucking
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: I couldn't have had more slunch, slump shoulders, and I
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: go bro. He puts his hand up like gentle, like this,
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: I got to see you, but taps me on the
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: hip right in the love handle, and I'm like, you're
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: all right. I gues I'm a piece of shit, dude.
• 40:35
  Speaker 4: I'm get a water.
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: He walked away. You walk out, You're hey, boys, what's
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: going on?
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: What's going to hey? I did we take it easy tonight?
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: Brother?
• 40:47
  Speaker 9: And every day I've been here been like all I
• 40:49
  Speaker 9: gotta take this one off, blacked out.
• 40:53
  Speaker 8: Like yeah, yeah, were you hanging out with fucking Chris
• 40:59
  Speaker 8: Long last Yeah, yeah that's pretty sweet.
• 41:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah it was well.
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we made it to the riot house. We saw
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: Chris Long and we were Chris Long just he is awesome.
• 41:10
  Speaker 4: And dophun Yeah it is great.
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: It was a good time.
• 41:13
  Speaker 8: Yeah, but there was a moment, there was a moment
• 41:15
  Speaker 8: where I was like, I was like, yo, if you're
• 41:17
  Speaker 8: a bro, if you're a bro, you're about to walk
• 41:20
  Speaker 8: into a bro orgy because you got us KFC fucking Like.
• 41:26
  Speaker 4: It was like, did you see the one dude?
• 41:29
  Speaker 8: This is the best is one kid is like moving
• 41:31
  Speaker 8: beers around the bar and he yeah, saying he goes, bro, bro, bro,
• 41:36
  Speaker 8: you know my favorite friend comedian, favorite comedian, I think
• 41:39
  Speaker 8: saying says him, well, you're about to have your mind
• 41:41
  Speaker 8: blown when you and then he just turns around, he
• 41:45
  Speaker 8: sees me and he starts sprinting laps around the bar.
• 41:48
  Speaker 9: Going went in the bathroom and saw that kid doing coke.
• 41:54
  Speaker 4: I went to take a pass and he was like,
• 41:57
  Speaker 4: you want to do a bump?
• 41:58
  Speaker 9: You want some Like no, dude, know yeah, I said,
• 42:08
  Speaker 9: tis a dude that came up.
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: And goes, hey, will you call up we make a
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: video and call my friend a bitch.
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: And we were like, slow down, brother, you do it
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: though you gave me a hundred dollars cash.
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: Oh so you did it. You still got the cash
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: on you. Hell yeah, brother, that's amazing.
• 42:20
  Speaker 4: I didn't know you did it.
• 42:21
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: Oh hey yeah, hey we're big money out here. Bum
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: we do whatever, we gotta do hundred dollars.
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: And say all do and then he like one ripped.
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: He's like, oh, don't worry, I got to eat more more.
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: I got a two year old that's sick at home.
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: So last night I was like, hey, I'm not gonna
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: I gotta go home, be a good dad. I wake
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: up to a six thirty text, well's not going to
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: the workout. I'm like, man, it must have been a
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: night and now I got to sit here and have fomo.
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: You guys recap an incredible time.
• 42:47
  Speaker 4: Do it tonight. We'll do it.
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: We'll do it.
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: Brother, I'm free tonight, everybody. I'm free tonight.
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: Everybody said, oh, oh, bert's your tune.
• 42:53
  Speaker 3: I look over Birt's like, you know, got a shirt
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: up taking a photo of somebody wants their shirt up,
• 42:57
  Speaker 3: just having a good time that Patty Spotty is cool too.
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: Has that become overplayed yet for you? To other people?
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: Everyone want to see their shirt off, Like the first
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: time we met you, you walked in the warehouse, we
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: took our shirts off.
• 43:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: No, I love every time you see people. That's never
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: become like.
• 43:09
  Speaker 8: By the way, I don't understand the people that don't
• 43:11
  Speaker 8: love all of it. I love all of it. I
• 43:13
  Speaker 8: love getting recognized. I love people liking me, Like it's
• 43:16
  Speaker 8: the greatest fucking feeling in the world.
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: Today, I go to the fuck ready.
• 43:20
  Speaker 8: Today, I go to the fucking radio row and the
• 43:23
  Speaker 8: guy goes a cop being a little bit to dick.
• 43:26
  Speaker 8: He goes, I said, where's radio Row? And he goes
• 43:27
  Speaker 8: over there, you're not getting in? I said, why is that?
• 43:29
  Speaker 8: And he goes, it's it's it's a whole thing you need,
• 43:33
  Speaker 8: like a VIP pass. And I go, I think I'll
• 43:35
  Speaker 8: be good, and he goes what I said, I'll be fine,
• 43:38
  Speaker 8: and the three cops working with him lose their fucking
• 43:42
  Speaker 8: shit and they're like, what's up, guys, And he's like, so,
• 43:46
  Speaker 8: how do you play it on getting on radio Row?
• 43:47
  Speaker 8: I go, I'm gonna show my face and I just
• 43:49
  Speaker 8: went over. I was like hey, and they're like, oh,
• 43:51
  Speaker 8: come on in. It's like, I fucking love all of that.
• 43:55
  Speaker 8: You skipped so many fucking boring loopholes in life when
• 43:59
  Speaker 8: you when it's someone likes what you do, Like, that's
• 44:01
  Speaker 8: what I'm understand. Like I love Johnny Depp, I love
• 44:03
  Speaker 8: Joaquin Phoenix, all those guys. But the way they just
• 44:06
  Speaker 8: like go like, no, man, I don't want it. I go,
• 44:09
  Speaker 8: what the fuck is that how you get pussy? Because
• 44:11
  Speaker 8: that's I don't It doesn't work for me.
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: That's that's refreshing because some people I really want to
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: act like they don't fucking like it. But how could
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: you not be a little bit of addicted to it?
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: If I get recognized once in a while, I'm I'm
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: fired up. It's not even addicted. It's someone's saying I
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: like what you do, Like I like you make me happy?
• 44:30
  Speaker 4: Like why the fuck? Like I watch I watch it.
• 44:33
  Speaker 8: When it happens to Shane, people come up and going, dude,
• 44:36
  Speaker 8: you're the funniest guy I've ever seen. Never you've seen
• 44:39
  Speaker 8: it in like please my space. Yeah, it's like fucking
• 44:42
  Speaker 8: you go, oh thank you, man, I'm so glad that
• 44:45
  Speaker 8: I made you happy.
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: Shane doesn't make you feeluncomfortable at all.
• 44:48
  Speaker 4: Uh No, you love it? I mean I wouldn't say
• 44:50
  Speaker 4: I love it, brother, You.
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: Love it because you're not allowed to not allowed to.
• 44:54
  Speaker 8: It sounds gross when you say I love it, because
• 44:56
  Speaker 8: then you look like you're a fame war And next
• 44:58
  Speaker 8: thing you know, they think you're doing the masked singer.
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: That's not what I'm talking now.
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: I think I'm like we.
• 45:05
  Speaker 4: Walk out like they did with fucking Juliani.
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: L I feel like we like, huh, not make fun
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: of each other, but we like to lean into it.
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: Like somebody recognized us, were like.
• 45:16
  Speaker 4: Let's take off.
• 45:20
  Speaker 9: It's seam gus.
• 45:21
  Speaker 8: No, there's a difference between being famous for the sake
• 45:25
  Speaker 8: of famous and liking being recognized, liking people all as
• 45:30
  Speaker 8: people liking your ship.
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: What's the difference, like give us a like, how is
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: there the contrast of it? What's the difference of it?
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: So like liking being famous?
• 45:39
  Speaker 8: Like so like I'm trying to think of the right example.
• 45:42
  Speaker 8: Bo Burnham actually was said it brilliantly in one of
• 45:46
  Speaker 8: his specials. Hees, I'm watching celebrities lip sync, Like what
• 45:50
  Speaker 8: what kind of fucking mind that I have? This is
• 45:53
  Speaker 8: my time that I'm wasting of a guy just going
• 45:55
  Speaker 8: lip You're not even doing anything. So it's like that's
• 45:58
  Speaker 8: like carpool carry out and all those things. It's like
• 46:01
  Speaker 8: you're doing or like even sometimes I mean like like
• 46:04
  Speaker 8: the Mass Singer, which I love, the Mass Singer is
• 46:07
  Speaker 8: I guess I've never seen it like dancing with the Stars,
• 46:09
  Speaker 8: Like that's just being in front of the America to
• 46:12
  Speaker 8: be famous, whereas without doing your thing, I only want
• 46:16
  Speaker 8: to do my thing, like I want to make people laugh,
• 46:18
  Speaker 8: I want to do it my way. I want to
• 46:19
  Speaker 8: do podcasts. I'll do a movie. But like just like,
• 46:23
  Speaker 8: hey do you want it? Like I'm here to do this,
• 46:25
  Speaker 8: but this is because it's fun. Yeah, I'm not just like, hey, bird,
• 46:28
  Speaker 8: do you wanna like I've done it.
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: I've done it.
• 46:30
  Speaker 8: I did I've done like like celebrity cooking.
• 46:33
  Speaker 4: Shows or whatever.
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: And you realize you're just you're there's no time.
• 46:37
  Speaker 8: You're just like put you put in your face in
• 46:39
  Speaker 8: front of something to go like remember this, that's different.
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: Think, I don't know, how do you like it?
• 46:45
  Speaker 4: I don't do anything blowing up, do anything.
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: You are blowing up and you're fucking your crush.
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, your ship's literally Actually, dude, this is a funny story.
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: So I'm not gonna say who the person is. You
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: know this individual. Okay, I'm watching the Big Ten Championship
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: at this individu Wool's house and we're talking about comedians
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: and I go, buddy, you've got to watch Shane gillis
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: a special in Austin, Texas. He's fucking I.
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: Start seeing your praise. It's hilarious.
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: You're gonna love it. He makes fun of special ed kids,
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: he makes fun of racism. Yeah, yeah, brother, he gives
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: everybody he's really you're staying.
• 47:22
  Speaker 6: Long.
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: I have sold this I have sold this dream to
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: these these individuals.
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: We pop it on, go to YouTube. They kick it on.
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: Three minutes into it, you're going talking about Fox dads.
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: The guy I'm talking with, the guy Fox News dads.
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: The guy who's I told to watch this is a
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: Fox News dad. We're sitting there, I'm laughing my ass
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: over the corner. He's not saying a fucking peep too much.
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: Five minutes to do it.
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: He goes, let's watch something else and doesn't, doesn't anything.
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: He turns it off.
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: I talked to him two nights ago. It's like, bro,
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: you got to put it back on. And then I
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: rewatched it again. And then you do the Trump thing
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: about how he if he gets murdered, like he'd be
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: the funniest guy, Like nah, can't watch.
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: It, watching it ahead of time?
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: Like okay, yeah, like a parent, like a parent for
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: their kid, and he like, I wonder if Frozen is
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: gonna be like the okay for my kids to watch?
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: Like how much is the other?
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: The other too young?
• 48:09
  Speaker 9: That confuses me when dudes are like, you're too liberal.
• 48:12
  Speaker 9: I get that a lot, do you really?
• 48:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 48:14
  Speaker 9: I get people like, oh, you fucking pussy, why are
• 48:17
  Speaker 9: you talking on Trump?
• 48:19
  Speaker 4: I don't know. I think I'm doing it like the
• 48:21
  Speaker 4: nicest of anybody.
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I would definitely know.
• 48:24
  Speaker 4: And then I get Trump people like he loves Trump
• 48:26
  Speaker 4: or something like that.
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you play both sides of the fence, and the
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: thing is about people getting mad about the Trump thing.
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: People who love Trump hate people that get triggered, but
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: they're in turn getting triggered. It's like it's a it's
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: a vicious circle.
• 48:37
  Speaker 4: We're dealing with.
• 48:38
  Speaker 8: Comics who uh hated Hannah Gatsby and then and but
• 48:42
  Speaker 8: there are edgy comics and they're like, oh, if you
• 48:44
  Speaker 8: don't like when I stage just turned it off, and
• 48:45
  Speaker 8: you're like, well you didn't like what she said?
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: Like right, what did what did she say? I? I
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: don't know that.
• 48:50
  Speaker 8: And it was I mean, it's not it's obviously it
• 48:52
  Speaker 8: wasn't written for me. But I liked it. I liked
• 48:54
  Speaker 8: watching it. Yeah, like yeah, yeah, yeah, there's knowing the
• 48:58
  Speaker 8: thought process.
• 49:01
  Speaker 4: I loved it.
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: I don't know what they're talking about.
• 49:03
  Speaker 4: I fucking loved it.
• 49:04
  Speaker 8: No, no, no, you could argue. I mean you could
• 49:08
  Speaker 8: argue and this will get me in trouble. But Chappelle's
• 49:10
  Speaker 8: doing something very similar now the Hannah gat Yeah, yeah,
• 49:14
  Speaker 8: like doing that destroy comedy and be serious, you know,
• 49:18
  Speaker 8: like he does. He did the fucking fifteen thirty minute
• 49:21
  Speaker 8: thing where he just talked and no jokes.
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I wish, oh hey i'm reading.
• 49:30
  Speaker 4: I'm not. I wish I knew.
• 49:36
  Speaker 2: I know, I gotta watch this.
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: What I'm gathering is apparently this handa chick hates comedy. Yeah,
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: and it's a great comic. And then okay, who is
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: this you say, dall great comic he does?
• 49:54
  Speaker 4: He said, Hannah, you said that?
• 49:59
  Speaker 9: He said five all time was hannagast.
• 50:05
  Speaker 4: You go.
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's tough when you don't know what they're
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: talking about.
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: You're living exactly.
• 50:15
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it's uh, it's fun watching the shame blow up.
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: I hate all this, Oh myde we're chilling. Football football
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: Football Football is about turbulent footballs is turbulent as it
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: could possibly get. Right now, I played twenty games in
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: three years. Oh yeah, Wolf, what's up?
• 50:39
  Speaker 4: That's fine? Yeah is it? I don't know?
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, me either. I'm just trying to figure out wife
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: right now. But the podcasts are great. This is fantastic.
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: I love doing this.
• 50:49
  Speaker 5: Good.
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, pot life's awesome. This whole week has been a
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: fucking crazy deal.
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: Will got banned from the NFL.
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you didn't hear what happened? Remember the game
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: ambling stuff?
• 51:00
  Speaker 4: Not like, actually, oh is that what have happened?
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he was.
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: Gonna sign with the Falcons. He wheeler drove down to Atlanta.
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: They were going to sign in fifteen minutes. No problem.
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: NFL comes back, They want a thousand different things from Will.
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: He ends up having to go back to Nashville weeks
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: and weeks and weeks to go by, not a whole
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: trying to get it figured out. And then eventually it
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: was just like, there's like, what three weeks left in
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: the season. You're like, fuck it, I don't want to
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: tell your story, but I know we have a limited
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: amount of time.
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they made it as difficult as possible.
• 51:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, probably the barstool stuff. I would assume definitely. One
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: of my first text was to Shane like yeah.
• 51:32
  Speaker 4: He was like, I got it, baby.
• 51:34
  Speaker 9: I was like, Yo, that's incredible, Malcauss, come on, nothing
• 51:37
  Speaker 9: ever happened.
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: And I was like on the case race, He's like,
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: will it's over, bro? You one of us now.
• 51:43
  Speaker 4: Talking about like year ten.
• 51:44
  Speaker 9: I was sitting there just blacked out, like Ye're not
• 51:46
  Speaker 9: going anywhere, motherfucker.
• 51:50
  Speaker 4: Your bets are off and you're blacked out. Dude.
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: Oh my h did uh Bert? How was Amsterdam with
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: the boys with KFCU?
• 52:01
  Speaker 3: Was it not?
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: Like fights was telling me and took them like he
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: got back on a Sunday or whatever, and like Wednesday
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: he was like I think I have to go to
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: the hospital. This can't just be Yeah, like something else happened.
• 52:11
  Speaker 8: Yeah, Well I put it on them like I was like,
• 52:13
  Speaker 8: I'm gonna.
• 52:14
  Speaker 4: I want to. I want to. I want him to
• 52:16
  Speaker 4: feel it.
• 52:16
  Speaker 8: Like, but you know, I'm I run at that pace
• 52:21
  Speaker 8: for the whole tour, you know, So I have my workarounds.
• 52:24
  Speaker 8: I get a nap when I want one, and like
• 52:26
  Speaker 8: there's certain like fixes and when I go on stage,
• 52:29
  Speaker 8: all the anxiety or whatever, you're not feeling good. It
• 52:31
  Speaker 8: just goes away. But yeah, we got up. They came in.
• 52:35
  Speaker 8: We started drinking smoking joints at like nine in the
• 52:37
  Speaker 8: morning and then drank all the way into lunch. And
• 52:40
  Speaker 8: then in the morning nine in the morning went to
• 52:42
  Speaker 8: the Bulldog and everyone lit a joint. Everyone had a beer.
• 52:45
  Speaker 8: We had like four beers there, and then just kept
• 52:47
  Speaker 8: it going all day. We went and had Chinese food,
• 52:49
  Speaker 8: We went to a we went to a casino, and
• 52:52
  Speaker 8: then when we ended the night, we overdosed on mushrooms.
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: Like old, what are you about? Overdose?
• 52:57
  Speaker 4: You see, it was we got, well, some mushrooms over there.
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: It's uh, truffles like psilocybin and feuse truffles.
• 53:05
  Speaker 8: No, they can get psilocybin and truffles also, So I
• 53:08
  Speaker 8: guess the mushrooms when it comes out of ground a
• 53:09
  Speaker 8: truffles when it's under the ground. I think I'm not
• 53:12
  Speaker 8: a doctor. But we spent we spent like one hundred
• 53:15
  Speaker 8: and ninety dollars on mushrooms, and then everyone had mushrooms.
• 53:18
  Speaker 8: I did not eat mushrooms, and only because I didn't.
• 53:20
  Speaker 8: I didn't want to flip out and then ruin this
• 53:22
  Speaker 8: great trip for them. I didn't want to like have
• 53:24
  Speaker 8: a moment and then be like, I gotta go to
• 53:26
  Speaker 8: my room. But like Mark Small's like low key overdose
• 53:30
  Speaker 8: and like had to like go. He was like, I'm
• 53:32
  Speaker 8: going into myself. Fiderberg threw up in the casino and
• 53:36
  Speaker 8: then uh, and then we ended up at the Banana
• 53:38
  Speaker 8: Room having an It was a fucking blast. It was
• 53:42
  Speaker 8: so much fucking How many days was it? They were
• 53:45
  Speaker 8: there for three? They were there for three, took we
• 53:47
  Speaker 8: did a big, big venue in Amsterdam. We took a
• 53:50
  Speaker 8: boat on the canal to get there. It was fucking awesome.
• 53:53
  Speaker 8: It was really great.
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: What's been one of your favorite spots to travel internationally?
• 53:57
  Speaker 4: Oh, I don't know. I Australia is pretty sick.
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: I feel like you've been all over.
• 54:02
  Speaker 4: This is pretty cool.
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Australia is great. Is great. You know Shane is
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: this is a shell of who he was. How did
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: you get how did you get so fucked up?
• 54:13
  Speaker 4: Last night? I drank?
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: What time did you get to that he took that
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: bump the bathroom?
• 54:20
  Speaker 4: What time did we leave?
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: Uh, pattiest patties.
• 54:23
  Speaker 4: I meant the other bar two in the morning. Yeah,
• 54:27
  Speaker 4: not that bad, not that bad.
• 54:28
  Speaker 2: But I feel like you've been you did as in
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: a row. Yeah.
• 54:32
  Speaker 3: When I was sexy, I was like, wants showing you
• 54:33
  Speaker 3: want to get beers. You're like, man, I'm trying not to. Yeah,
• 54:35
  Speaker 3: And then once I got there, You're like, chump.
• 54:37
  Speaker 8: This well, the well the old line for the Chiefs
• 54:41
  Speaker 8: rolled in and you can see that's like, that's Shane's pussy.
• 54:46
  Speaker 4: I love it. I want to see big boys.
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess oh, yeah, you're getting it. Was Orlando
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: Brown there. Yeah, God he's he that the biggest fucking
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: human ring of all time.
• 54:59
  Speaker 2: Cool fucking guy is he?
• 55:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah? They were awesome.
• 55:02
  Speaker 8: He comes in, he texts DMS me and he's like, hey, man,
• 55:05
  Speaker 8: I'm trying to roll through with the old line. Do
• 55:08
  Speaker 8: you think you could like get us backstage? And I'm like,
• 55:10
  Speaker 8: and I know this is what Shane loves. This is Yeah,
• 55:14
  Speaker 8: can you make sure to leave your chicks at the
• 55:16
  Speaker 8: door because Shane's gonna want all of you guys.
• 55:19
  Speaker 4: These boys there's a little wit to play. Where did
• 55:23
  Speaker 4: you play college?
• 55:24
  Speaker 8: Dude?
• 55:25
  Speaker 4: Like Oklahoma, My, that's sick. What years bros?
• 55:31
  Speaker 9: The boys those are the boys, young boys we were Yeah,
• 55:36
  Speaker 9: when we did the tour, we're doing like baseball fields.
• 55:39
  Speaker 4: That was that was so sick. But we were in
• 55:42
  Speaker 4: South End and the line came out.
• 55:45
  Speaker 2: The whole time.
• 55:46
  Speaker 4: I remember when you got Ohio State week one.
• 55:48
  Speaker 3: Dude, you're doing one in Indianapolis and we were trying
• 55:53
  Speaker 3: to get Quentin Nelson.
• 55:54
  Speaker 4: You're like, if we get quitted, he's the number one.
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: You love him like that? Yeah, I'm a big fan buddy.
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: After the show, We'll get him on the phone. He
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: he is all fucking time. Well, I'm just be like, hey,
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: Quinn's like he's so quiet.
• 56:08
  Speaker 9: Remember remembering that safety blister against Georgia and he picked
• 56:11
  Speaker 9: him up and fucking leveled him.
• 56:12
  Speaker 4: Dude, that was so said.
• 56:15
  Speaker 9: Remember you chokeslaim that guy against LSU in the bowl game?
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: Did you love Ordo? Orlando Brown rolls in first.
• 56:24
  Speaker 8: I mean I'm talking like like I hate to say,
• 56:28
  Speaker 8: it's like a bit a big, like sweet dude, big hands,
• 56:31
  Speaker 8: like thank you so much, so fucking funny, And I
• 56:34
  Speaker 8: see Shane light up.
• 56:35
  Speaker 9: Yeah, he's like, well, I was also wearing my fucking
• 56:37
  Speaker 9: Eagles hat and I.
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: Was like, ah, they didn't take it off. He pulled
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: like one of those off real quick. They didn't care
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: at all. They were like, hes there, boys.
• 56:44
  Speaker 9: Now, I wouldn't sound friends with the Chiefs, but me
• 56:52
  Speaker 9: and the Chiefs are pretty close.
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: Now is it close enough for what you're rooting for
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: both teams?
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: No? Like if the Chiefs swinger and.
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: Be like, hey my boys did it? No? No, how
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: do you see this game going?
• 57:02
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 57:03
  Speaker 9: I mean, I'm not it comes and goes. I think
• 57:05
  Speaker 9: the Eagles. I think the Eagles are gonna win. I
• 57:06
  Speaker 9: think the point Huh everybody's saying they think the Eagles
• 57:11
  Speaker 9: are gonna win.
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's think the worst thing you do to
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: Patrick mahomes the worst thing Oh yeah, yeah, Pat is dude.
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: Did you watch the AFC Championship game Chief's Bengals?
• 57:21
  Speaker 2: Yes? I did.
• 57:21
  Speaker 8: We were, and we were on our bus when we
• 57:23
  Speaker 8: were watching it, driving through the scottage country side.
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: God, that sounds like that magical or.
• 57:29
  Speaker 8: Bus double duck or bus just fucking roll those pictures.
• 57:32
  Speaker 4: I was like, that's unbelievable.
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: But the game really didn't even happen on Sunday. The
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: game happened Monday through Saturday. The Mayor of Cincinnati does
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: this like press conference where he needs uh Joe Burrow
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: and Patrick Mahomes to do a paternity test to make
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: sure that Joe Burrow isn't Patrick Mahomes's dad. The whole
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: city is basically trashing Kansas City the whole time, because
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: in the beginning of the week, I was like, Bengals
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: are gonna win. They're a better team. They just put
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: it on the Bills. It's gonna be over. They started
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: doing that. By Friday afternoon, I was like, Chiefs are
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: gonna win this game. And that's and that's that's just that,
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: and they fucking did. Mahomes is hobbling on an ankle,
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: he loses all three of his receivers. The whole world
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: is a gads patch of Mahomes and he fucking wins it.
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: And I feel like that's kind of happening here. Eagles
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: are a better football team, They're a better football team
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: through and through, but man, Pat Mahomes is really him.
• 58:17
  Speaker 8: It really goes down for us. Where can we sell
• 58:19
  Speaker 8: more tickets? Yeah, Philly is where it is. Yeah, you
• 58:22
  Speaker 8: can sell some legit tickets in Philly.
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: Fucking Philly fans go crazy.
• 58:26
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I like it. I remember when you know I
• 58:29
  Speaker 9: suck at this. I'm sorry, guys. Yeah, I like, yeah,
• 58:32
  Speaker 9: I like you.
• 58:33
  Speaker 8: You know that, Like what makes you enjoyable on podcasts
• 58:36
  Speaker 8: now is that you do not turn it on? Yeah,
• 58:39
  Speaker 8: or just you like I can be annoying on podcasts,
• 58:41
  Speaker 8: like stop fucking laughing, but.
• 58:43
  Speaker 9: Like you were, you're laughing very man.
• 58:47
  Speaker 3: I just feel like this is gay and then he'll
• 58:49
  Speaker 3: just start going in I just start going in on now.
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: But you're doing an amazing job. We're doing a fantastic right.
• 58:58
  Speaker 4: I was like, yeah, I like it.
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: That's crazy.
• 59:01
  Speaker 4: How bad that is?
• 59:02
  Speaker 2: Tell me? Have you ever thrown up on a child
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: in the football game?
• 59:05
  Speaker 8: Ye?
• 59:05
  Speaker 4: No, Like I did that at the Phillies game. That
• 59:07
  Speaker 4: was wonderful. Yeah you ever you hear that story?
• 59:10
  Speaker 9: No guy and his kid were in front of these
• 59:13
  Speaker 9: Phillies fans and they were like, I guess, talking ship
• 59:15
  Speaker 9: back and forth, and a guy made himself throw up
• 59:17
  Speaker 9: on the guy's kid.
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, a Philly fan did that.
• 59:22
  Speaker 4: The nastiest thing of all time.
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: Philly's gotta be like the skeasiest fans.
• 59:25
  Speaker 4: Did you hear my joke about that?
• 59:27
  Speaker 2: Last night?
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: No?
• 59:28
  Speaker 8: I go who you guys rooting for to win the game?
• 59:30
  Speaker 8: And it was predominantly overwhelmingly Philadelphia and you see a
• 59:34
  Speaker 8: few Chiefs.
• 59:35
  Speaker 4: Fans like chees. Yeah.
• 59:37
  Speaker 8: Yeah, you're afraid to talk up, Afraid someone's gonna throw up.
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: On your hair on fire.
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, you guys are the most savage fan base.
• 59:44
  Speaker 4: They're they're terrible. Dude. I was.
• 59:46
  Speaker 9: I was with Michael Jay and we were talking about
• 59:49
  Speaker 9: going to the Niners Eagles NFC Championship and he's a
• 59:53
  Speaker 9: Niners fan. He was like, I'm going. I was like, dude,
• 59:55
  Speaker 9: do not go. It would be a bad mood. Don't
• 59:58
  Speaker 9: fucking wear Niners gear. If you go, there's gonna be
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 9: ten thousand, like twenty year old white dudes just literally
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 9: spitting on you. Fucking and then they're gonna find out
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 9: you're from snl.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 4: Oh to see you're black, you're gonna have to fight. Yeah,
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 4: they're gonta winnows.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 9: Second, the son of a bitch is black.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 2: Do you do you feel like you would have handled that?
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 3: You feel like you wish you're the one holding the
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 3: camera for the Joey Bosa situation.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 9: Uh yeah, they saw dude most has the perfect Philly
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 9: last name.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 8: Who's who's standing on the thing in his chairs, Like,
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 8: come on, let's go inside.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm rich. Yeah, I'm rich.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: You feel your little bu buddies on Snapchat. He's the man, though,
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: you are awesomes have like the full caveman vibe to him. Yeah,
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: you don't only talk a whole lot. They play video
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: games and it seems like they smoke a bunch of wets.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 9: Unfortunate that he ran into just fucking gremlins, just like
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 9: he saw you fucking.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 4: So it had to be so frustrating. He's like, you're
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 4: a loser.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: It seems like he was triggered from the get go
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: though that video started. He can tell he's already been
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: through it. Like just getting to where he was was
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: that was Hellas were attacking.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 2: The lions, Yeah, and the lion.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 8: Was like if my back, and you know, if you
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 8: focused on one, they get your back.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, he's on your tail.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 4: He's on your tail. And then the other lion was
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 4: like just walking.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 9: Through plumbers coming out just on perks.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: A bunch of plumbers, dude.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 9: Yeah, they're all on perks, dude. It's unbelievable. There stalegates
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 9: are sucking throw eggs at them.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 8: Yeah, my whole family's from Philly, My whole fucking family's
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 8: from Philly.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 4: Didn't know that.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 8: Oh yeah, we got like I think forty or fifty
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 8: cousins that live in Philly. My not I got you
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 8: made uncles, no homis, you got fifty cousins. More than that,
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 8: I think my entire family. My mom's one of nine,
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 8: and then each of her brothers and each her brothers
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 8: they're all brothers. They all have at least five kids,
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 8: and so it's like, fucking we're thick in Philly. And
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 8: so yeah, like my dad went to Malvern, my mom
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 8: went to My mom grew up on the main line
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 8: right across from Valley Forge Military, and so all growing up,
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 8: I was an Eagles fan, die hard hair, Carl Carmichael
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 8: was like my favorite, Ron Jaworski. I was the Eagles
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 8: and Bucks. Doug Williams was my guy Bucks, Eagles and Bucks.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 9: Man when I was a kid, when they when the
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 9: Bucks the Bucks got I mean college obviously Notre Dame.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 9: Uh fucking crazy, well man, you know how football were crazy?
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 4: Wait do you go? Do you root for the do
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 4: you root for your teams where you played college? Right?
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 2: Do you those are the games you watch when I
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 2: was in college? When you no, No, now, oh yeah.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: One hundred percent now absolutely.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 4: I watched Florida State.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 9: Oh the last time I was on I said Clinton
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 9: was better than Michigan my bed.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 4: I was wrong. I was wrong on that.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, good, my.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 4: Best all right, good.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 9: I started rooting for my I was on adderall my
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 9: pa was dark red.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 4: That dude, watch that. You guys have hit me with
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 4: the worst.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 9: Like first time I was in Busting with the Boy,
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 9: you said it when you saw me, you were like, god,
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 9: damn you look he's like I thought you were gonna
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 9: be one hundred punds bigger. I saw you on Busting
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 9: with the Boys. He saw me like a week before
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 9: I'm bust and just yeah.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: Camerangle, the camerangle, but we gotta look good ourselves.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 9: And then me and him did the one It noted
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 9: ame that bright red. Im fucking hammered.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 4: Even the lighting is.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 2: Bad and you're gonna stad have a stroke any.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 4: Minute now, yeah all the time, dude.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 8: Uh. And then I wanted to like want sometimes like
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 8: when you do, like Joe Deros's podcast, he's his lighting's
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 8: really read and the room's red and.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 4: I look red and I go.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 8: So the alternative is I roll in with hair and makeup,
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 8: which I can afford and I do if I do television,
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 8: I can do hair and makeup. And if you find
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 8: that out you think I was a phony by come
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 8: in hungover as fucked well pressure high read as.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 2: Fucking and you're gonna light me up in the comments.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 4: Just can listen to a mother right now, buddies, due,
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah that's uh oh dude, I.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 9: Was fucked up just yapping about college football. That's gave
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 9: out some bad takes. Bad takes. Yeah, thanks, I had you.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 9: You were like, oh, I never thought of it like that.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 9: I was like, yeah, I know, I'm fucking right right right, Yeah,
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 9: well that's true.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 4: They haven't won a Natty since Taylor.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: Who's that, brother, We won one in ninety seven.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 4: Half all right?
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 8: Best best college football game to go to if you're
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 8: going to go to a fucking college, give me best team,
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 8: best best team to go to their stadium to watch
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 8: them play, and then best game to go to like Florida,
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 8: floor State, Ohio.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 9: State, brother, Like I would say, the best stadium a
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 9: white out of Penn State at night.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: In Penn State goes fucking hard.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 4: I've never really been.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: In Beaver Stadium they all were all white unless it's
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: Halloween and everyone's in holl wing costumes and it's fucking loud.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 8: Okay, okay, this is I went to I went to
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 8: I was in Oregon and I went to a Eugene
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 8: I went to a Ducks game. And now I consider
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 8: myself a fun guy, but the energy in that stadium
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 8: was fucking bananas. Yeah, they do the little bit a
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 8: little bit louder now, like that kind of shit now
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 8: in Florida State. When he throws the burning spear into
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 8: the fucking ground, Yes, crying, bawling, crying.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: Emotional, fucking emotional crying, the big moment.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 8: Gave me the spear when I did, uh did Donald
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 8: Tucker Center whatever.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 4: It's called, Donald Trumps.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 8: I did this, I did the I did the reno
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 8: there and they come up and sell it out and
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 8: they're like, you know, for a solid we give you
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 8: a present, and they gave me the spear. They don't
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 8: know that, they don't know how emotional I'm attached to
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 8: that fucking spear. I start crying. I thought they were
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 8: gonna give me a fucking doctorate. They were like, we
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 8: have a special president. I'm dude, maybe a doctor doctor partying.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 8: So they give me the spear. I start bawling, crying.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 8: I take that spearit I understand this is a hate crime.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 8: I take that beer on the stage.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: Yo.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, I'm bawling, crying on stage balling. Best fucking
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 8: experience in my life. White out. I'm putting this on
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 8: bucket list. I'd love to go to a white out game.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: Wow, that's are cool, man, I haven't. I wish i'd
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: been to every same I heard LSU is insane. Really, Yes,
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: it's all about the intro, dude, I'll give I'll give
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: JP some flowers. South Carolina played Tennessee. They upset Tennessee
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: this past fall. Yeah, there fucking it was an electric stadium.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 2: Sandstorm was going.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: I heard that song fifteen times that game. Sorry Jack,
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: where's Jack?
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 4: Sorry?
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 2: Jack? But it's it's awesome. Yeah.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: I wish so we got to go see them all
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: Because I heard L.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 4: S U.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: I feel like the Iron Bowl with iron Ball Alabama. Yeah,
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: Ohio State. Michigan is fantastic. The only knock on Michigan
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: for me is the stadium is not very loud. One
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: hundred and fifteen thousand people and it's not allowed stadium.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: It's the bull It's bowl. Bulls out like this, but
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: the same architect did Notre Dame Stadium, and that ship's loud.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: It's very weird. Notre Dame is a minute.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 2: It depends by.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: When Manta Tao's out there back in twenty eleven, twenty twelve, that.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 4: It was loud. Me there there.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, their intro they had then was insane.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 2: Was Notre Dame.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 3: I didn't feel like he was like that in Notre Dame.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 3: When when when y'all be yeah, storm the field bro
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 3: over Tennessee. I guess I didn't go to South Carolina.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: Fannasy's what one hundred and five one hundred and five
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: thousand people.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 2: Right, they take it. They take a personal They are.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: Big fans Tennessee, Ohio State fan, South Carolina, Alabama fan.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 9: He's Ohio State big safe light field guy.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: They born born on third.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 2: He's like he's like he Dick rides the front runners.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well Gary, well Garrett does too. A good team
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: get to ball club to go both like they were
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: like you just told us you were a fan of
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: Kansas City since they were good.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 2: And he loves Ohio State.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's from Pennsylvania and he's like, well, you know,
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 3: Eagles are my second team.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 8: Both my teams are in the Super Bowl. Like all right, brother, oh,
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 8: can I tell you what I'm into? Well, have you
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 8: ever seen but HBCU cheerleaders.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 2: Go ahead, I like it, Go ahead and work this out.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 2: HBCU cheerleaders fucking rock.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 4: Dude.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 8: I liked one of the videos and then all of
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 8: a sudden they got into my algorithm and now all I.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 9: Know, brother, is fucking college gymnastics, crazy.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 8: Australian sprinters, Olympics, the bridge. One girl one just sprints
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 8: and I watched it in the slow motion, her legs,
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 8: and I'm like, what the fuck, dude, I got.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 2: My altythough.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: This morning on this podcast right now, I got that
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: in there.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 8: But hbc U cheer leaders, this is the one I liked,
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 8: and now they're everywhere.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 4: You say you want no problems, but you.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 2: And the fucking room.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 8: You say you want no problems about you dog like
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 8: you do, you say you want no problem and then
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 8: then they're.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 4: Just boom ba boom, bah boom, back boom. They did
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 4: one where the.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 9: Girl right.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 8: Sands woodn't stands with everyone and the girl goes like
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 8: this uh uh. And then and then the circle around her,
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 8: circle around then this is just packed. The circle around
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 8: her is looking at her, and then they go uh huh,
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 8: and they do the same move. And then the whole
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 8: fucking stands do it. And then they stand up and
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 8: do it now. And I'm going, dude, more of that
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 8: fucking ship. I want to go to an HBCU, like
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 8: like miss was it Mississippi State and Grambling? What's the
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 8: big one that they hold every day? I want to
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 8: go to one of those petitions. That energy, man, that
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 8: energy you don't get like, you don't get that at
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 8: like USF games.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 4: You know, I think it's.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 2: I've never seen this.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: I've never seen an incredible incredible picture.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 9: Of basketball games. I think it's it's insane, insane. Really,
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 9: the video is like twelve years old, tho.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 4: It just came back.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 2: Like competitions against you jump.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 9: Now, it's just the whole gym. It's a bad college
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 9: basketball game about bring it on?
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 4: Uh yeah, right? Is that what you're talking about?
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 8: A little bit like brand On or like do you
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 8: remember in drum Line when he drummed on the.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: Other guys, Hey, you don't do that, Nick Cannon, love
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: that ship.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm there in my algorithm. Thick like if if
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 8: you go on my phone, it's boat launches, it's uh
• 1:10:54
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  Speaker 2: Fucking hot shit.
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  Speaker 8: Bareback in a bikini comes out of the woods. See
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 8: her mouth say it first A and then the horse
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  Speaker 8: looks and goes you have dominion over me and starts
• 1:11:16
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  Speaker 2: code barstool. Back to the episode, Yeah, like full spring,
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  Speaker 2: I grew up on a ranch.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 4: Did you so you can ride a fucking really ride
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 4: a horse?
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: I did when I was like hey, and I haven't been.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: I've been at a horse in like twenty years.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 2: Let me tell you the most Go ahead, I'll.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: Let you tell your thing. Then I gotta tell you
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: something you got to do before you leave Arizona.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 2: The most amazing experience in my life.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 8: We run Buffalo through uh Texas and they take us
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 8: through real horseback riding lessons. How to back your horse up,
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 8: how to spin them, how to walk them sideways, walk
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 8: them this way.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 4: But more important, you go cancer gallop in the stupeen.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 8: Sunsetting had a couple of cold beers. We're getting ready
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 8: to bring the horses and to get on a horse
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 8: and going to break my neck.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 4: My guy goes, that's air amount.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 8: I go, all right, and I go, I go come
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 8: on buck and ah, this thing takes off. Now what
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 8: happens in the canter? And you know this a cancer?
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 2: You're like, ow, yeah, it's bad ball.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 4: Those are my balls.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 8: But when a horse decides to sprint, your body gets
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 8: into a symbiotic rhythm with him, much like the best
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 8: sex you've ever had in your life. His head ducks
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 8: and goes up like almost like this, and your body
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 8: goes with him and you are in the air sprinting,
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 8: hat flies off, grin from ear to ear, And this
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 8: is me and one horse together hauling ass. And then
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 8: when you want to stop, you just put your ass
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 8: into his saddle, put your feet in, pull them back.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 8: He come on.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 4: The fucking greatest goddamn feeling.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: In the world. Oh my god, get me to work that.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 2: Way every fucking day.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 4: I show up with a heart on, brother, how is it?
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: It's I haven't been in a long time. But it
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: is a magical experience, is what you're talking about. When
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: they're in a trot and a gallop, that sh it's
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: not fun. You're trying to figure it out, you're doing
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: a whole bunch of different stuff. But when they start going,
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: it's like the easiest time to.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 4: Ride literally see his head.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: Yes, you so you've seen like raining and cutting and
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: all that stuff.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 8: I've seen, dude, I watch. I watched them clean out
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 8: their hoofs on Instagram. Have you ever seen them clean
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 8: out horse huff?
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 4: Yes? Fucking better than Doctor pimple Popper has ever been.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: But it's all it is is them grabbing their hue
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: and picking it up and then picking it out, taking.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 4: The thing off.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, you like that, buddy. I don't know
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: why I'll watch that ship No, no, I I grew
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: up with that. I'm saying that Doctor pimple Poppers.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 4: Somebody.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 10: I like it.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: It's just I can't stop watching it.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 9: I'll get on it and I'll watch, just watch before
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 9: I watch that.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: Rotten dot Com. Do you remember that back in the day, dude,
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: Hell yes, Rotten dot Com. Oh you go through with
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: your buddies. I'd be in college and we big four
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: of us around one small computer watching it Rotten dot Com.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: Some sawdy guy just fucking harving the head up another dude.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 8: It was crazy, was that Louise joke? He goes the
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 8: worst part of the beheading.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 9: Oh he's talking about how dummy look after you get beheaded,
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 9: like hold your head up, and you're like, okay, that's
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 9: why you got He's like, yeah, you gotta be bald.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so they can't hold your Yeah. Yeah, my god.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: If you uh, you're probably not You're not gonna be
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: able to do it this time. But if you ever
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: come back to Arizona and you have yourself a free
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: Wednesday or Friday night, and you go up to Cave Creek, Arizona,
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: it's twenty five minutes north of here. You go to
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: a place called the Buffalo Chip. It's the only place
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: in the world you're gonna find a horse, a ferrari,
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: and an old truck parks in the same parking lot.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: You go into the Buffalo Chip. You pay ten dollars.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: You get in this little arena. If you have the balls,
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: have a couple drinks, and you pay fifty dollars to
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: send a waiver, you can get on a real bull. Oh,
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: in front of a crowd of like three thousand people.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 4: It was mauled by a bull. You will ever do
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 4: it again by a bull. Yeah.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: Bulls are terrifying creatures.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, terrifying.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 2: But you watch the people get warm.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 8: Let's loosen up and get our pacing down. No, the
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 8: bull goes one hundred percent. I was dressed up full
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 8: rodeo clown gear. They pulled a bull out, he goes sing,
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 8: does a circle. And the one thing the guy says
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 8: to me is what you want to do is you
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 8: want to get in the little nook right here on
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 8: the bull. That's where you want to end up, right
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 8: behind his head, but in front of his body. And
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 8: so I was like, okay. So the bull looks at
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 8: me and I start running. He starts running at me.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 8: I run at him. I go left, he goes right.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 8: We meet my rib cage. He breaks my ribs, steps
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 8: on my foot, breaks my foot. I go to the ground.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 8: I go to get up to leave and my foot's broken.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 8: It doesn't work, so I got to step on it
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 8: just goes eh. And you hear me go, how do
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 8: I get out of here?
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 4: When?
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 8: Getting the wind knocked out of someone is the funniest
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 8: fucking thing.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 9: We were talking about that yesterday. Shane was, hold on,
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 9: I got it. You ran at the bull. I ran
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 9: at the bull because you don't want to run away
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 9: from it.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: You want to stand still.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 2: I don't.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 4: I fucked up, obviously, but you want to stand.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: Still and go right. When he goes right, then you
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: go last.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah I didn't.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: I thought, yeah, we can find out, we see where
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: we made the best shoes.
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 4: And I never fucked with the bull man ever.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 8: Fucked with the Bulls are terrifying, fucking rough too.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: Bulls are the only creatures that people ride, and it's
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: like the most damage you can take for the least
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: amount of money. They hardly make any money, and you
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: have to practice on them. It's not like you just
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: get on and I'm gonna go do the PBR right now,
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: Like you literally go to a ranch, get on bulls,
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: ride them enough and they're like, all, I think I'm
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: good enough to go do this hopefully make one hundred
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: thousand dollars or whatever it is due it is the
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: risk verse reward is so ridiculously bad.
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 8: I tamed lions, I fought a bear, I got mauled
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 8: by a bull. I swim out of the shark with
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 8: a great white shark, out of the cage with great
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 8: white sharks, the MMA fighter I was. I did all
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 8: this for this one TV show, and the bull was
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 8: the one thing that fucked me up. Well, here's what's crazy.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 8: This is like This is like two thousand and three,
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 8: so they don't. Internet isn't what it is today. I
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 8: got mauled by a bull. We got like fifteen seconds
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 8: of footage, and.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 4: They're like, we gotta do it again.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 8: They go, what they we don't have enough footage to
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 8: make a TV show out of this with fifteen seconds
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 8: of fucking footage, get back in there. And so I
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 8: spent with a broken foot in a barrel. They were
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 8: just rolling me around a barrel a bulls knocking a
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 8: barrel around. And you know how hard broken ribs hurt.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 8: I've never but I would imagine.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 4: No, you actually have you ever broken your ribs?
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 2: I had like ribs out, but never broken.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: Oh carlige damage broke.
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 4: I broke in my ribs a lot.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 2: I broke my ribs all sneezing and breathing and.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 4: Sleeping, laying in bed trying to sleep on broken ribs.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 2: You're probably a deep breather too, dude.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 6: We were.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 9: We were on a tour bus, all of us, Dude,
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 9: saus too Big, Jay, Joey. It was unbelievable. It was
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 9: a fucking fart den, just dudes. It was like hot
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 9: from farts back there.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 8: The best Shane and I have bunks facing each other
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 8: and you hear SAME's thing open, you go, hey, hey,
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 8: what's up?
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 2: And then.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 4: Fur us, Yeah that was very fun. They're fucking nice.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 4: I like those a lot.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: Are you Are you still on tour buses? I feel
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: like every time you put out a promotion, you on
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: a zer bus. How many days out of the year?
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 8: Well, this year, it's what what this year? What's today?
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 8: Today is February ninth, very nice with thirty nine days. Men,
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 8: we're living on this war bus. I was, I've been
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 8: home two days this year. I've been home two days.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: How do you find the energy? Because I'm looking at
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: my boy right here?
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 8: You know that, I know I get to hang out
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 8: with you guys like I don't get this every day
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 8: with Shane Mark you guys like, this isn't This isn't
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 8: every day. This is a treat for me. So and
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 8: we got fucking four sold off shows. The Mullet a
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 8: great stage. Fuck face destroyed last night, destroyed, destroyed. You know,
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 8: until you get the shades and there's like there's like
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 8: so much space between where I'm shitting and he's on stage.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 8: I hear him get the biggest laugh that turns into
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 8: a fucking round of applause, like the yeah dude murdered
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 8: last night, thanks man.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, So how you're feeling today, Like how's it gonna
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: go tonight? Like do you are you gonna get over this?
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: Are you gonna be okay?
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 4: What this hangover? Yeah? I'm fine, this is nothing.
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: You're a war dog. You're a war dog.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 4: I'll be all right. And we did Red Rocks.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 8: Yeah, that's one felt on the when we did Red Rocks.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 4: We got after it the night of Red Rocks.
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 8: Right next morning, I got I think, I got Ivy's planning,
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 8: I got everything planned. We go over to Shane and
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 8: he's like, ah, we're going to Wilco that night. Yeah,
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 8: and he's like I'm not getting out of bed. And
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 8: I was like, come on man, and he's like, I
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 8: can't do it. I can't do it the whole day
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 8: and you worry. The end of the night is me
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 8: and Shane and Mark in a limo.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 4: Help kind of no.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 8: By just screaming them like we're not we're making no
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 8: fucking sense. We're screaming Ryan fucking laughing.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 4: You're saying, you're like the whole song for three minutes
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 4: just screaming.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 9: Now, once you do a show, it's gone.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 4: You hangover, it goes.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 9: Away instantly, the second you go on stage, it's gone.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: But was it like that when you first started doing
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: comedy or did you have to become that so you
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: get fired up every single time to get you get
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 1: nervous before?
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 4: No, Yeah, I was nervous last night. Yeah for you.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you could tell fucking walked out there.
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 2: House.
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 4: People are quiring.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I just the guy that got canceled. He's fucking hilarious.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 9: Yeah, they're like, oh, that's that guy. Republicans in here, Yeah,
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 9: there was a lot. There's a lot of Republicans. Yeah,
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 9: they were fire enough. I made fun of Biden once
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 9: and they're like, oh, this guy's a genius.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 4: I was like, Biden as old as fuck.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 10: Right, They're like, dude, he's he fucking first of all,
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 10: I mean like, I'll just say this a lot.
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 8: This is the thing that's impressive. It's like, obviously he murders,
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 8: you know when we do the shows. Right now, San's
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 8: Shane is like, if you cannot see him live, you
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 8: haven't already bought tickets. All his shows are sold out
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 8: for the rest of the year. You cannot see him live.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 8: That's what you want to be as a comic like
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 8: you can.
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 4: You're gonna find.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: Take the flowers, take the flower.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 4: I don't like the flowers.
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 2: You want to be no one likes the flowers. You
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 2: want to be a no.
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 1: The way we started this podcast, you love the flowers,
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 1: one of my flowers. You're a fucking stud brother.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 4: You got rock yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, you got it.
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 1: You got it all.
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 2: Twenty five million dollars.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: Like your YouTube channel you have like seventeen shows, like
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 1: seventeen shows plus.
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 2: To asking about me.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I know, Nate Bargossi said on the Fucking Goat,
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 8: we get it. I'm just selling out the Boston Garden.
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, he's fucking killing it.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 2: Did you think.
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 1: Did you think, like before you told the story on
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 1: the last podcast about how like you did this tour.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna butcher, but you did this tour and like
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 1: you were talking to Sigirl and you're like how much
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: you getting paid? And he's like twenty grand I said,
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 1: You're like, I'm getting paid like twenty five hundred two thousand.
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 1: Oh my bad. I didn't mean to. But if you
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: were there, did you imagine your life being here now.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 8: I never in one million years really thought I'd ever
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 8: be where I am, not in one million years. By
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 8: the way, Shane never thought he'd be where he is.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 8: That's how it works. Is you speaking for you?
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 2: No? But no, he's right, it's just no one a guy.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 4: He's a loser dude. He had no idea who's gonna
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 4: get out of that?
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 2: He was gonna be nowhere.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 8: The dudes that you don't want to see are the
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 8: ones that are like, and who's what happened? And that
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 8: we have them in our business and they're fucking idiots?
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 2: Are they right though? Are they at the point where
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 2: they say they get canceled? Yeah?
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 8: Usually like usually like there's some others stuff in there
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 8: that that message it's a narcissistic mentality and they don't
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 8: take care of people genuinely, genuinely. But the average dude,
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 8: the dude you like hanging out with, like me or
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 8: Shane or we're fucking Rogan.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 4: Right, do you think Rogan every thought he'd be where
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 4: he's gonna be? Rogan?
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 8: If you look at if you read the fucking first
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 8: two chapters of the Joe Rogan story, there's no way
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 8: that child ends up there, it just doesn't happen. You
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 8: get to chapter fucking fourteen of him getting beat up
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 8: by a girl in high school on a bus, You're like,
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 8: this guy doesn't commentate the UFC, So no, I don't think.
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 8: I think the people you the people I like, are
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 8: the people that never saw happening. You know, it's different
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 8: than pro athletes, because pro athletes their whole lives. I
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 8: played with this guy named Brad Raki, and he was
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 8: Everyone knew he was going pro. He he knew he
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 8: was going pro. He's the best player out of all
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 8: of us. US comics are always like I never in
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 8: a million fucking years I thought I'd sell out the
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 8: Boston Guard never never thought I'd be doing an arena tour,
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 8: never thought i'd have a movie. I never thought i'd
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 8: be happily married. I mean, I just was like, I'm
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 8: still kind of shocked. That's the real shocker. Yeah, Like
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 8: I can fuck a fifty two year old with a
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 8: straight face and be like this is where I want
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 8: to be.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 1: I will bump on the HBCU videos and be like, honey,
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 1: where we getting after? Oh yeah, now, yeah, dude, that's
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 1: fucking awesome. It is comedy. Seems like a really like
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 1: it's not a linear trajection, like you gotta kind of
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 1: fall into it. Yeah, maybe not like you gotta go like,
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 1: hey you're funny. You can all sit here and be like, hey,
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 1: we're pretty funny. You should do comedy. But then it's
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 1: like getting the balls to go up and do it.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 4: Will did it right? Yeah too?
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 2: It was good.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 2: I asked both of you guys about a joke.
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 3: Jane looking back at so On brand du, She's like,
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 3: let that one ride.
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 4: Do that joke.
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 2: Tell me a different way to maneuver that joke.
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 4: No word did exactly that way. What's the joke? The
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 4: joke was like, yeah, black people jump high.
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 9: It's like nice, you know, it's a great joke.
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 3: It's like being a new parent. And then it's like, uhh, yeah,
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 3: I wonder. Yeah, I wanted to leave my family. That's
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 3: why I respect you know. Yeah, no, we got up
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 3: a bunch of up. Yeah no, I wrote it's jokes work.
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 8: Its better if you don't say the second part leave
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 8: my family.
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 2: That's what I love about you know.
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 4: Anyway, it sounds.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 8: Like I said, so mad, I just want to drive
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 8: by in a car and shoot people like these guys
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 8: do that you know.
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's fucking crazy man.
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, no, that's the coolest. I'm it's funny.
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 8: You always can appreciate where you were and where you are.
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 8: It's hard to appreciate. It's hard to accept compliments. So
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 8: like when you compliment Shane now, he's like, it's it's
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 8: hard to accept him. But when Shane is wherever he
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 8: is in two years, he'll be able to see happened
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 8: to him and go.
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 4: Like away, like certainly dead.
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 8: If they asked me that, they go, do you think
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 8: you're gonna outlive Shane?
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 4: I was like, I think. He was like, I was like,
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 4: I think so. I mean the way him and Mark
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 4: Norman rebound.
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 9: I think, yeah, yeah, true, yeah you rebound dude. I
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 9: just I'm and then you're hungover, you're laying in bed.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 9: You hear him screaming, Shad, wake up.
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 4: We got Yeah. I almost.
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 9: I almost got my haircut out of like an obligation.
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 9: I went out there and she was like, I'll do it.
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 9: I was like okay. Then I sat there. I was like, no,
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 9: I'm fine, you don't need a haircut. I do kind of,
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 9: but I was hungover. I don't want to sit there
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 9: and get a haircut. Chiropractor. Yeah, we got a chiropractice.
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 2: Is he too much in the mornings?
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 4: No, it's nice. It helps gets you up. I would
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 4: have laid in bed.
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 1: How long does it help before it hurts though? Yeah,
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 1: because you got a buddy in the first three four
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 1: day so like, hey, come on, let's go.
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, God, it's funny.
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 9: I only have something like when we were at Bristol
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 9: the speedway.
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so I was on the bus hungover.
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 9: I was like, I'm not fucking He was like, get up,
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 9: you gotta go, get up, and I was like, dude, No,
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 9: shut the fuck up, dude.
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 4: And then he was like come on.
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 9: And then we get out there and we're literally taking
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 9: laps in the what's the car?
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 4: What's the car called?
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 8: Shane says, I'm going to sleep in And you respect?
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 8: Do you do respect that? For the majority of the time,
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 8: you respect it because I don't know that when I
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 8: say it, I mean it and I need it, and
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 8: I go, gotcha. And then we go over to Bristol
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 8: to the to the speedway and they bring out a
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 8: pace car and they take us on laps at like
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 8: one hundred and seventy miles an hour, hundred fifty miles
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 8: an hour, unbelievable.
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 4: And it's and I was hungover too.
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 8: And the number one thing when I got done, I mean,
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 8: you're inches from the wall and there is so scary.
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 8: It's the scariest, one of the scariest things I've ever
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 8: done in my life. But the second I got done,
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 8: the first thing I thought was, I don't think I
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 8: had a stroke. And then I went, if I didn't
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 8: have a stroke, shame, won't have a stroke. And I
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 8: called him, I said, you need to get the fuck
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 8: up out of bed and experience this. This is once
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 8: in a lifetime opportunity. You and Big Jay need to
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 8: get the fuck out of bedding. Come over here right now.
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 8: And I was like, send a car to get them
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 8: right fucking now, go get them right now. And they
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 8: both got up and they're like no, no. And then
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 8: the second thing got in and was like, that was
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 8: fucking worth.
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 4: That was incredible. Yeah, so it'll be ship like that.
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 9: It's never not if he's making you get up, it's
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 9: something that's actually cool.
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 8: You know, comics and respect, everyone respects her, the boundaries
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 8: of like because sometimes you got it sleeps the best
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 8: thing for you and whatever the thing is. Like, when
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 8: people don't want to party, you try not to push
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 8: them into it. I always try to push them into it.
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 8: Always push him into it.
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 1: Killer.
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 4: Oh I love. I love breaking someone.
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 8: I love when they don't want to party and then
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 8: they do the best personal party with Like I know
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 8: a guy from Red Rocks that didn't wann to eat
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 8: mushrooms and then we had a lot.
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah it was pretty nice.
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, how many when you say taking mushrooms, how much
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 1: you're taking?
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 2: You ask your team much.
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 4: We have great mushrooms coming this week.
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like you guys like you, guys, don't trip you
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 1: just take like enough to feel good.
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 9: Okay.
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 8: I actually, in real honesty, every time I've been around mushrooms,
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 8: I've taken just the babyst nibble in in like fear
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 8: of like I don't want to get into my head
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 8: lately because I'm afraid of death.
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 9: There're fucking staring down the barrel. I dance with it
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 9: a lot. Uh, I'm really afraid of death. Anyway, I
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 9: ran right at this fucking bull.
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 1: Sharks are bad all that stuff.
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 2: Do Sharks move an intension?
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 1: Sharks are like terrifying snakes are the most terrifying thing
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 1: to me, but sharks are up there as well.
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 2: Sharks.
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 8: I was in the water with a great white shark
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 8: and what we were with a bunch of blue sharks first,
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 8: and blue sharks are easy, put your hand on them,
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 8: move them away, very easy.
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 4: What's a blue sharks like of makeup?
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 8: Like, no, not a mako blue sharks. Of blue sh
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 8: It's a type of shark's blue.
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 4: It's called a blue shark.
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 8: Yeah, and so, uh, there's a joke I want to say,
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 8: but yeah, yeah, like a blue shark.
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 4: That's what people call them. Yeah, blue stars.
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, yeah, so they that one blue.
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 8: So all of a sudden, the blue starks disappear and
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 8: uh and I see a shadow in the in the background,
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 8: and I was like, the fuck is that. I went
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 8: this dude named John Manley and he's like, uh, he's
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 8: like an oceanographer and he's like, pops up and he's like,
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 8: I I think there's a bigger shark in the water.
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 8: And I look down and I see this shark. It's
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 8: not like you see when you see the videos on
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 8: YouTube or on where it's it's going slow and the
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 8: guy's filming it go over him and it's going slow.
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 8: When it wants to move, it moves with such intention
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 8: that you could not stop it. It went like dark, dark,
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 8: dart dart, and it was on us. And I was
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 8: on the boat in a fucking second eating a cheeseburger.
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 8: I swear to god, the woman was making cheeseburgers and
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 8: I was like, give me a work. I'm not getting
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 8: back in that fucking water. That thing was scary, great
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 8: white shark. If it wants to teach you, there's nothing
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 8: you can do.
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 1: Was it a great white shark?
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 2: It was great sharks.
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 1: And you were out there free diving in the.
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 4: Water with great white sharks a number of times.
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 1: A number of times. So after the first time, he thought,
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 1: I'll do that again.
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it's magical South Africa.
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 1: Have you seen the video of a guy like in
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 1: like it looks like he's like a glass case and
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 1: the great white shark comes and just fucks the glass
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 1: case up. But you thought this was going to protect you,
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 1: Like it's a crazy and you want to get in
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 1: there just chilling.
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, here's why.
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 8: It's the only only people that get to experience that
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 8: are the people that die from it. Really and so
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 8: when to experience it. Like we were in South Africa,
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 8: the visibility was bad and so they dragged the great
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 8: white sharks up to you, but you could only see
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 8: them at the last second when they've been on the cage,
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 8: much like a shark attack. So get into experience what
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 8: a shark attack would feel like. Was fucking exhilarating. Those
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 8: cold beers taste amazing. When you get in the boat
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 8: and you've done that all day and you're like you,
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 8: I'll take a beer.
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 2: Fuck yeah.
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 8: And then you're taking a boat in the sunset and
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 8: you're like, why I lived life tonight? Like can you?
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 8: You said on the as your bed, good might you
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 8: take off tonight? I gotta do something right fucking nice.
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 8: You're scared, You're scared.
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 3: Of death, but you want to figure out how do
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 3: I get as close to death as possible.
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 8: I have a hard time with impulse, So I love
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 8: the roll of the dice. I love the fucking let's
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 8: do something a little crazy. But I have a terrifying feeler.
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 8: I've done everything there is to do. I've I've skydives,
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 8: I've done bungee jumps, I jumped off stratosphere, I've done
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 8: it all. I'm terrified of it, but I did it.
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 8: I did a non controlled just drop into a net
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 8: from like one hundred and sixty feet. They just dropped
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 8: you into a fucking net. That was fucking scary.
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 1: Was like a ride or did this whole setup like.
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 8: It used to be until it started defecting and oh
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 8: my god?
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, and they were dropping you all onto the ground.
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 3: No, yeah, do you you go get a Christian's gonna
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 3: be here in a minute.
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 4: Christian Okoya and Christian McCaffrey.
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 2: You can bring it down here, is it?
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 4: Mc mcaff Yeah, that's pretty fucking exciting.
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 1: He was great, Great White Hope his hand.
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I wanted to.
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 1: Shake his hand San Francisco forty nine ers running back.
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 1: He was with the Carolina panther Man before I played
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 1: at Stanford.
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 4: Gat White Hope.
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's the one that gives us all like, oh
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 1: we still got it.
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 8: Christianakoya. I interviewed her one time. And so we get
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 8: done and everyone's like, hey, can we get a picture,
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 8: and so they're like yeah, sure, stems in I go,
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 8: I go, and they go anymore and I go, yeah,
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 8: one with me and you with our shirts off and
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 8: He's like huh and I go just like you holding me,
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 8: and he goes, I'm joking and he goes okay, like
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 8: he doesn't Nigerian as he was in the best. So
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 8: the end of the day, we're done shooting and he
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 8: comes up to me and gets in my face. He goes,
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 8: I want to take a picture with your shirts off,
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 8: and I hold you and I want what And he goes,
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 8: now take your shirts off, and I go now, but
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 8: he goes, I got you.
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 2: Funny man, awesome.
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 1: Going back to death. Yeah, yeah, let's ride that again.
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 1: You said you've done everything. What do you have a line?
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 1: Like there's something in this earth you will not do.
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 8: They say base jumping. Once you base jump, you know
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 8: how you're gonna die. That's like this because once you
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 8: base jumping, you go, I'm doing this for the last
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 8: of my life. It is fucking amazing. Really, that's what
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 8: they say. Especially the wingsuits. They're like, you do that
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 8: those little squirrel boys.
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 4: Death though, Yeah, did you see the guy who hit
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 4: the wire and his body just liquefied?
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 1: Just no fucking way.
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 8: You can see it's online. You can see it with
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 8: sharks with his wife. I went diving with sharks with
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 8: his wife.
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 4: Who is uh?
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 1: Who's the guy? Uh?
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 2: I think his name is like Jeremy No, you do.
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 1: You follow uh? Freestyle motocross it all or x GAM
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 1: Travis Pastran and Nitros circus, all those heroes of mine.
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 1: But there was one guy who does base jumping.
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 8: Uh.
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 1: Well, I forget his name though, but he was in
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 1: a squirrel suit and he hit a bridge going like
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 1: one hundred and eighty miles an hour.
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 4: I'd be the same fucking guy. Is he dead?
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 1: He hit a bridge going one hundred and eighty miles
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 1: an hour? But you're a wire?
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, I.
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 4: Gotta look it up.
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 1: I gotta look it up because this dude's fucking That guy.
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 2: Might be I think that might be the same fucking guy.
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 8: Was he with his buddy and then he his buddy
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 8: He ended up all over his buddy, and his buddy
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 8: knew he was dead and had to finish his squirrel
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 8: suit knowing that his friend just died.
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 1: No, I don't earn there's a video of this.
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 2: He said, that's the guy.
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 3: Did you mass just knowing your boy just got gott
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 3: and you're still just in the air like.
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 4: Doing something pretty fun? Yeah, fuck. Who else?
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 3: Do else do you guys have on the show this week?
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 3: We got him Fred Warner? Uh, Jeffrey Starr, Jeffrey Star
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 3: starting to make up Eric.
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 1: Roner Eric Rohner is the guy's name. Yes, I had
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 1: to get that out.
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 2: We're going to tomorrow?
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 1: Oh dude, we got Do you know I kiss him
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 1: for real? I was in Wyoming with him for a week. Yeah,
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 1: yeah I wasn't, but I'll tell you what happened. So
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 1: Jeffrey Starr puts out a picture of him with him
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 1: and this is his lece crossed with another dude wearing vans,
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 1: and he's like, can you guess who my NFL boy is?
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 2: We're going to Wyoming?
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 1: Do you guess me? Well?
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 4: Here we are, buddy.
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 1: So I'm I'm watching all this thing playout. I literally
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 1: just tweet out am I in Wyoming right now? He
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 1: quote tweets it, and he's like do you need an invite?
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 1: So obviously that starts blowing up. He ends up dming
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 1: me and he's like, hey, thanks for having fun with
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 1: this whole thing, Like a lot of people wouldn't do that.
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 1: Like I want to come on your show sometime, and
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 1: I'm like, we'll be out in Arizona for the Super Bowl?
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 1: Are you gonna come out? And he's like, I'll let
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 1: you know. Ends up, we end up talking a bunch
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 1: fantastic individual and he's gonna come on the show tomorrow
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 1: one o'clock. Yes, And it's so cool because it's like
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 1: a lot there's a lot of dudes in my dms
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 1: right now. There's a lot of dudes in my dms
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 1: right now, are trying to get after it still a compliment,
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 1: trying to bust.
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 4: Trying to fucking bust. Which if you had got.
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 8: A word in fifteen minutes one of the boys, which
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 8: one would it be?
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 4: And then if you had to have.
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 8: Wanted to one of them get fucked? Or what are
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 8: we talking here? I don't think. I don't think I was.
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 8: I think me and him will flip a coin. I
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 8: have a feeling.
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 4: I look at you and I'm like, I know the
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 4: world do in disrespect due?
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 8: No?
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 2: I like it?
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 4: You know me? And you would be like, what.
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 1: Probably what I'm talking about?
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 2: Size?
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 8: I'm talking energy. You're saying energy me and you would
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 8: be like, well, I don't know what are you up to?
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 4: What do you?
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 8: We would get the feeling you look at me and like,
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 8: I'm definitely not getting the ass.
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 2: We would we would connect. We wouldn't take it. You
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 2: know what?
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 4: You wouldn't.
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 1: Oh, you don't know me.
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 8: Who would you fucking the ass? And who'd you want
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 8: to be sucking the ass pie? You can put me
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 8: in the mix too, Bro, I won't come.
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 4: In you you won't. What's the point, Bro? I want that.
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 4: That's the whole. That's the best feeling you get as dude.
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 1: You were coming.
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 4: You don't want a cream pie?
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it would be a mess after.
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 4: I'm holding on to it until I give it back
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 4: to you. In the kitchen.
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 2: Comes Chris.
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 1: Christian McCaffery just walked into the Hey buddy, I can't
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 1: wait to have you on the podcast a little bit.
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 1: Thank you for joining us. Literally walked in.
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 2: This is the first.
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we're gonna we're.
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 1: Christian in it too.
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 9: He's also if he did, I would make love with Christians,
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 9: make Christian would make love.
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 2: What do you want, sweetheart?
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 1: I this is the first time I've seen him in
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 1: real life. He seems like a gentle lover, like he's
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 1: a giver.
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 4: Wait where did you grow up?
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 8: Oh?
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Denver.
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, people were really in touch with earth?
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Denver, what who would I you?
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 2: Who'd you look up with?
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 4: Well? Say will so bad?
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 1: Yes they will, dude.
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 2: All I will?
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 8: Whoa?
• 1:39:50
  Speaker 1: What the fun?
• 1:39:50
  Speaker 4: I know this is gonna happen. This is how you
• 1:39:51
  Speaker 4: guys operate? You guys?
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 2: Do you want to do?
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 4: You want to say?
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 2: Do you want to say?
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 1: Why?
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 1:39:57
  Speaker 9: We just had such a good time last night, like
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 9: that crazy almost happened last.
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 1: My kids for making me miss out and getting sucked
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 1: by you.
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 4: Good time.
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 9: And yeah, at one point we almost guessed we like
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 9: buzz leaned in to talk to each other and.
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 2: I played it off, but also like it kind of
• 1:40:16
  Speaker 2: felt nice.
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 4: We're partying tonight.
• 1:40:18
  Speaker 3: We'll see definitely, we'll see you my voice, I didn't
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 3: do any more.
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 1: Do you got to do the dozen trivia tonight?
• 1:40:24
  Speaker 2: Right? Yeah? And I gotta get that passport in the morning.
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 1: Oh brother, what do you have a show Friday night?
• 1:40:30
  Speaker 4: Every night?
• 1:40:30
  Speaker 1: And yeah, I want to go. I'm saying we want
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 1: to go come back and hang out with you us.
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 1: Of course, there's nothing better than meeting somebody and then
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 1: asking them for favors. Of course you will, you guys
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 1: all night, bringing everybody? Yeah, do you want to go
• 1:40:42
  Speaker 1: Friday night with them? You're coming, This is gonna be awesome.
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 1: Add Christian in the mix that would you?
• 1:40:48
  Speaker 2: Would you?
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 1: You Christian over Will?
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 2: Christy?
• 1:40:52
  Speaker 4: Was your hat off off?
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 1: Put your hat off?
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 2: Christian's got Yeah, he's a good looking cat.
• 1:40:59
  Speaker 4: Yeahetics are there's your real teeth?
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 1: Shout out Christians for being cool from the get go.
• 1:41:10
  Speaker 4: That'tyol.
• 1:41:10
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty fucking pissed off, though, I'll be honest, I
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 1: don't know. I thought we could have had something cool.
• 1:41:15
  Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, if I'm not gonna be sloppy, you're
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 1: moving furniture, so you're taking will to I.
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 2: Mean, I.
• 1:41:27
  Speaker 1: Just I might feel like it would be like odd
• 1:41:29
  Speaker 1: man out.
• 1:41:30
  Speaker 2: I feel like I got Jeffrey.
• 1:41:32
  Speaker 1: You do get I got Jeffrey and I got Joey Camasta,
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 1: so I got a good little line up. I got
• 1:41:38
  Speaker 1: a good I got a good roster, a roster of
• 1:41:40
  Speaker 1: dudes that would fuck me.
• 1:41:43
  Speaker 4: How great? I said to this something the other day.
• 1:41:44
  Speaker 8: I'd hate to find out I was gay now and
• 1:41:46
  Speaker 8: know that all my good franchise playing years were behind me. Yeah,
• 1:41:50
  Speaker 8: and I'm just like the guy jerking off the corner going.
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 4: Take your shirt off.
• 1:41:55
  Speaker 2: Well, he's just turned into a foreigner.
• 1:41:59
  Speaker 4: Gay guys from other places. Please remove your shirt, dude.
• 1:42:06
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• 1:42:08
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• 1:42:14
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  Speaker 3: the episode, Yeah not sure. What when is the movie drop?
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  Speaker 2: What's it called?
• 1:43:48
  Speaker 8: The theaters? It's called the Machine is Uh. I think
• 1:43:53
  Speaker 8: everyone's gonna like it. I mean everyone's super excited about it.
• 1:43:55
  Speaker 8: It's a responsible and really good so I'm excited and
• 1:43:58
  Speaker 8: I'll be promoting the living fuck.
• 1:44:00
  Speaker 4: Out of it.
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  Speaker 3: I think we might be doing something again soon because uh,
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 3: this partnership with Netflix, they want us to do like
• 1:44:06
  Speaker 3: a pod with all of our shirts off, so we
• 1:44:09
  Speaker 3: might hold.
• 1:44:10
  Speaker 8: On, hold on so for real, because uh, yeah, we
• 1:44:13
  Speaker 8: just gotta we just got an offer. We just got
• 1:44:17
  Speaker 8: me and Tom got an offer to do a read
• 1:44:19
  Speaker 8: for my movie, like random as fuck, Well you got to.
• 1:44:23
  Speaker 1: Offer to do a read for your own movie.
• 1:44:24
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 1:44:25
  Speaker 2: And Netflix advertising, no, no, no.
• 1:44:27
  Speaker 4: Netflix is my special. This is a movie. This is
• 1:44:31
  Speaker 4: in movie theaters.
• 1:44:32
  Speaker 2: That's so fucking cool, dude.
• 1:44:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:44:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but someone did say, like, hey, in May, three
• 1:44:37
  Speaker 1: of us are gonna do a shirtless pod. Yeah, and
• 1:44:39
  Speaker 1: I haven't eaten.
• 1:44:40
  Speaker 8: Since yeah, four days ago, dude, don't worry. And then
• 1:44:44
  Speaker 8: fucking my body is disgusting.
• 1:44:45
  Speaker 1: No, I've seen, dude, your body.
• 1:44:47
  Speaker 2: Everyone sees your body.
• 1:44:48
  Speaker 1: Always.
• 1:44:48
  Speaker 2: Don't talk to yourself that way.
• 1:44:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, positive thinking. You look fantastic, and that's what the will.
• 1:44:55
  Speaker 4: Don't talk to yourself that way. You're beautiful, Bert, Yeah,
• 1:44:58
  Speaker 4: it was sweet a bad boy.
• 1:45:00
  Speaker 2: Dude, but I kind of like got that.
• 1:45:02
  Speaker 8: I'll be smoking cigarets in the corner fucking tailor, and
• 1:45:04
  Speaker 8: he'd all of a sudden look at himself in the mirror,
• 1:45:06
  Speaker 8: and You're like, are you not looking at me anymore? Bro?
• 1:45:09
  Speaker 4: What I got about?
• 1:45:10
  Speaker 1: Bad move to get off?
• 1:45:14
  Speaker 2: Like, just keep going.
• 1:45:15
  Speaker 1: I'm looking in the mirror, so fucking god, it's missionary
• 1:45:20
  Speaker 1: where I was getting fucked.
• 1:45:21
  Speaker 4: I thought I was getting fucked.
• 1:45:25
  Speaker 1: Look at me. No, I'm looking in the mirror.
• 1:45:29
  Speaker 2: I don't know. How do you? How do you do that?
• 1:45:32
  Speaker 4: No, it's gay missionary. It's the gayest possible set.
• 1:45:34
  Speaker 2: Hey, the thing that flops around right there.
• 1:45:36
  Speaker 1: You're going, no, no, no, no, I'm gonna I'm gonna
• 1:45:39
  Speaker 1: side saddle.
• 1:45:44
  Speaker 10: Like this.
• 1:45:45
  Speaker 2: He said, no, no, abuts, I'm like, all right, yes,
• 1:45:48
  Speaker 2: all right.
• 1:45:49
  Speaker 1: What a fucking way to end this podcast? Willcom It's
• 1:45:51
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• 1:45:55
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• 1:45:57
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• 1:46:01
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