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Hour 1 - It's Still Got Legs · The Ben Maller Show

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Speaker 1: Here in our number one, have the Internet gum shoes
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Speaker 1: cracked the case involving Patriots coach Mike Rabel and NFL
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Speaker 1: insider Diana Russini the love story or was it a
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Speaker 1: love story? Also? Why have Adam Schefter, Ian Rappaport and
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Speaker 1: the other big time, elite mainstream football media guys said
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Speaker 1: mostly bupkis on an active NFL head coach and fellow
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Speaker 1: blown media cover up? Or am I being too generous?
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Speaker 1: an overnight show. Should Ohio State fans be relieved that
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Speaker 1: wide receiver Jeremiah Smith stayed or worried that this is
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Speaker 1: the new normal says you got offered ten million dollars
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Speaker 1: we pass the smell test. It's our number one, it's
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Speaker 1: still got legs.
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Speaker 1: and the story continues to be tabloid fodder, tabloid fodder.
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Speaker 1: Our in depth team coverage continues, follow up, follow up.
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Speaker 1: As we discussed in a previous episode of the radio
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Speaker 1: show The Papa Razzo, the snapshot scene round the football world.
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Speaker 1: An active NFL head coach Mike Rabel, who was in
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Speaker 1: the Super Bowl of the Patriots, and the athletic NFL
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Speaker 1: insider and boy is she and insider Diana Russini spotted
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Speaker 1: canoodling poolside Sedona, Arizona, little sunset action. They had it
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Speaker 1: all going on. Now. Both sides claim that it was
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Speaker 1: totally innocent. Totally innocent. Yes, uh, well have you heard
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Speaker 1: the latest on this? Have you been clicking, refreshed, trying
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Speaker 1: to get updates. No, you're not that into it, all right, Well,
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Speaker 1: I was reading the tableaus, I was checking it out,
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Speaker 1: so you didn't have to, so you did not have
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Speaker 1: to waste your time doing it. And now I will
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Speaker 1: spew out what I've learned. So Diana Russini's cozy outing
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Speaker 1: with Mike Rabel has activated the bugle. The bugle was
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Speaker 1: sounded and the infantry came in. Now I say the
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Speaker 1: infantry is really just a bunch of Internet sluice who
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Speaker 1: have decided to revisit every single thing this woman has
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Speaker 1: said online, everything about Mike Rabel, about her marriage, any
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Speaker 1: train of thought that she had and put on social media.
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Speaker 1: And it appears this one very active on social media,
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Speaker 1: very very active on social media, and so there's a
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Speaker 1: lot to comb through. It's a bit of a war
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Speaker 1: zone as the rampages on from the Internet investigators. So
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Speaker 1: that is a good jumping out point. Let us discuss
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Speaker 1: the question have have the Internet gum shoes cracked the
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Speaker 1: case involving the Patriots coach Mike Rabel and the get
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Speaker 1: together in Sedona, Arizona with NFL insider Diana Rossine, so on,
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Speaker 1: this one. I've got brisket, easter basket, and backstroke, and
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Speaker 1: we will combine all of these things together and it's
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Speaker 1: going to be a pleaser unless it's not so. First
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Speaker 1: of all, to answer the question, have the Internet Scooby
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Speaker 1: Doo Gang done their job? Yes, one thousand percent. The
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Speaker 1: web detectives have unlocked the cold case, if you will.
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Speaker 1: And now this is not CSI, this is more like
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Speaker 1: Wi Fi than CSI. The Web detectives pulling out all
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Speaker 1: the tools, all the tools there, the search engines, the AI,
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Speaker 1: the magnifying glass, the corkboard, they had the red string
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Speaker 1: going through old comments on the tweet machine like the
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Speaker 1: Zebruder film frame by frame, frame by frame by frame,
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Speaker 1: tireless work. And among the things they found, you've got
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Speaker 1: Van Van Titans coach Mike Rabel recorded doing push ups
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Speaker 1: prior to a game, and Diana Russini critiquing Mike Rabel
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Speaker 1: doing push ups, saying awful form. Awful form that was
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Speaker 1: filed the way that was Exhibit A. Then you had
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Speaker 1: comments that she made about her husband, saying that she
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Speaker 1: married she's married to someone average, so she doesn't post
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Speaker 1: about that person online very much. That's exhibit b there
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Speaker 1: were a lot of attempts at humor. He's just trying
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Speaker 1: to tell jokes, which you know, the time's fine whatever.
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Speaker 1: Now you look back in the context, you're like, wall,
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Speaker 1: wait a minute. So it's one of those things on
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Speaker 1: their own, you say, well that who cares. You know,
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Speaker 1: she's trying to be funny and she's just being self deprecating,
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Speaker 1: and you just tossed that in the junk, Droy. But
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Speaker 1: when you put everything together and you put your your
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Speaker 1: corkboard up and you've got your little pins in it,
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Speaker 1: and you're putting photos and you're connecting the dots and
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Speaker 1: all that. So now you're starting to put together a
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Speaker 1: pretty hearty meal that's developing. Now that's say, let's be
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Speaker 1: clear here. While there was a lot of little things
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Speaker 1: that popped up and a lot of jokes that popped
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Speaker 1: up a mile a minute, here it's all circanial. It's
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Speaker 1: obviously all circumstantial. You don't have the smoking gun, which
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Speaker 1: you do have is someone cooking a Texas style brisket
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Speaker 1: in a smoker on a windy day, So there's a
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Speaker 1: lot in the air. There's definitely some smoke there blown around. However,
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Speaker 1: once you see the hand holding the sunset, canoodling, and
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Speaker 1: suddenly the pieces of the cupcake. You know, kind of
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Speaker 1: you think, well, I think there's a bakery there. I
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Speaker 1: think there's a little bakery. And you know, the NFL
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Speaker 1: wants this buried like nuclear waste. They would love for
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Speaker 1: this story to be buried like nuclear waste. Instead, the
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Speaker 1: social media platforms have started a backyard bonfire boom. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: and in the court of public opinion, we're not quite
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Speaker 1: ready to move on. Normally these things have a short
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Speaker 1: lives maan so far though, this story is still very
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Speaker 1: much alive now. Secondly, continuing the theme we mentioned this earlier,
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Speaker 1: but the Scooby Doo gang on social media trying their
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Speaker 1: darnedas to cook up all kind of interesting content about
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Speaker 1: these two and getting into the mud, deep into the mud. Well,
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Speaker 1: the heavy hitters, have you noticed what I've noticed? Very
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Speaker 1: very quiet? What's up with that? The kings of content,
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Speaker 1: the ones that ride in on the high horse, suddenly
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Speaker 1: don't have a lot to say. Question why have gentlemen
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Speaker 1: such as Adam Schefter and Ian Rappaport and the other
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Speaker 1: establishment mainstream pigskin media elites, said Bupkus on the active
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Speaker 1: NFL head coach, the active NFL head coach was just
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Speaker 1: in the Super Bowl, and the insider the reporter drama
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Speaker 1: O rama. Is this a full blown media cover up
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Speaker 1: by the mainstream insiders or am I just being too generous?
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Speaker 1: So this appears to be unless I miss something, and
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Speaker 1: maybe I did, and you can correct me if I'm
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Speaker 1: wrong here, But I didn't see anything here that got
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Speaker 1: my attention. The NFL's version of a blue wall of silence,
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Speaker 1: if you will, in this case, the shield of silence.
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Speaker 1: So these guys are speeding down the insider crowd. They've
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Speaker 1: opened up shop. They're speeding down the highway, and if
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Speaker 1: you look, what's the name of the highway, that's the
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Speaker 1: hypocrisy highway. They're going down the zoom zoom with the
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Speaker 1: windows tinted and the radio blasting Simon and Garfuckle's classic
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Speaker 1: Hello Darkness, my old friend. It's the sound of silence, baby.
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Speaker 1: And so many of these dopes preach transparency and suddenly
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Speaker 1: it's a blackout when it's their girl, Diana Russini. So
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Speaker 1: if this were I don't know, Sean McVay and some
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Speaker 1: rams in turn, I believe we'd have push alerts every
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Speaker 1: ten minutes, possibly every five minutes. Instead, crickets. Crickets is
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Speaker 1: what we've got. Now, you think the League office sent
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Speaker 1: a group text out and tried to put the kebash
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Speaker 1: on this, something along the lines protect the shield, protect
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Speaker 1: your sources, or save your career zippy as in zimbit
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Speaker 1: zibbit zibbit zibbit zippit. Yeah. Now, it is more likely
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Speaker 1: than not that the rest of the NFL media elites
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Speaker 1: got a late Easter basket with a ballgag and a
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Speaker 1: handwritten note, don't ever touch this story. Love you, Park Avenue.
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Speaker 1: Now we get it right. You bite the hand, you
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Speaker 1: lose the scoops. These are great jobs, these are easy jobs.
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Speaker 1: You're hand fed, hand fed these stuff. It's not like
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Speaker 1: these guys really go out of their way to dig
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Speaker 1: up the dirt. It's here, buddy buddy, with agents and
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Speaker 1: coaches and interns at NFL teams and they get all
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Speaker 1: this stuff. But this is a it's a theater. It's
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Speaker 1: not Kabooki theater. It's conflict of interest theater, which is
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Speaker 1: you know in the Grapevine is right next to Kabooki theater.
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Speaker 1: But it says on the Marquis if you look up
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Speaker 1: at the Marque, it's this conflict of interest theater. So
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Speaker 1: you don't torch your sources. You're not supposed to do this,
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Speaker 1: but this is life behind the velvet rope. As crazy
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Speaker 1: as that is. You get those velvet ropes right there
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Speaker 1: in the VIP section at the nightclub. No phones, no leaks,
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Speaker 1: no snatching. It's kind of like going into Derek Jeter's
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Speaker 1: home back in the day and he had the wicker
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Speaker 1: basket where you had to put your phone. If you're
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Speaker 1: one of the the floozies that was dating Jeter, you
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Speaker 1: had to put your phone in the wicker basket and
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Speaker 1: then you could continue on into the home and all.
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Speaker 1: That's kind of what it appear's what that's what the
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Speaker 1: NFL wants. I haven't seen the Big Cahuna. This one
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Speaker 1: has not dropped yet. The Big Kahuna, the nectar of
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Speaker 1: the Gods, has not dropped. We'll keep an eye out
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Speaker 1: for that. Now, final thought, we'll pivot away from that story.
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Speaker 1: I thought this was interesting. From college football and the
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Speaker 1: Star of Stars, this guy was. They said he was
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Speaker 1: ready for the NFL A couple years ago out of Columbus, Ohio.
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Speaker 1: Buck Eyes wide receiver Jeremiah Smith, who recently said, rather surprisingly,
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Speaker 1: Jeremiah Smith says that that there were college teams that
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Speaker 1: were convinced they could get him after he had that
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Speaker 1: breakout freshman campaign for Ohio State. They could get him
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Speaker 1: to enter the portal by essentially making it rain, making
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Speaker 1: it rain money, money, money falling from the heavens. Said quote,
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Speaker 1: teams were telling my agent, this is Jeremi Smith, who's
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Speaker 1: going to be eventually here a top pick in the
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Speaker 1: NFL Draft. He's still in the wilderness of the college game,
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Speaker 1: but he said, teams were telling my agent they had
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Speaker 1: a certain amount of money for me to come there.
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Speaker 1: Smith said, then he gave the dollar amount. Do you
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Speaker 1: hear how much? He claims the dollar amount was over
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Speaker 1: ten million? He said over ten million, easy. And then
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Speaker 1: he pumped his chest out and said, but, which tells
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Speaker 1: you the previous sentence was likely mfellish. But that's not
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Speaker 1: how I operate. Quote continues, no reason to go back home,
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Speaker 1: not when I am at the best place in the country,
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Speaker 1: as good as all the rest. And then the Smith,
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Speaker 1: the wide receiver, said, I came to Ohio State for
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Speaker 1: a reason to win championships. Develop as a player and
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Speaker 1: a person and keep building on this legacy. All right,
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Speaker 1: So the question here, should Ohio State fans be relieved
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Speaker 1: that their star wide receiver Jeremiah Smith rejected the portal
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Speaker 1: or worried that this is the new normal, the new normal,
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Speaker 1: so sparts sparks a little idea. I would say, buckle up, buckeroo.
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Speaker 1: That's how I would handle this. Buckle buckle up, buckeroo,
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Speaker 1: because it is the wild wild West now. President Trump
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Speaker 1: and some other political types are trying to rain that
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Speaker 1: in and then we'll get back to what we had
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Speaker 1: with tons of bureaucracy and red tape and all that.
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Speaker 1: We're not there yet. We're not there yet. So for
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Speaker 1: now it is still the wild wild West, and it
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Speaker 1: would have gotten much wilder had this happened. Jeremiah Smith
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Speaker 1: was saying, ten million dollars dangling in front of him,
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Speaker 1: right in front of his nose, like a carrot to
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Speaker 1: a mule, and he says, no, no, no, I'm staying for legacy.
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Speaker 1: I'm staying for development and all that stuff. Does anyone
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Speaker 1: believe that you would have to suspend disbelief? Come on, now,
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Speaker 1: I yawn at that this is not some kind of
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Speaker 1: loyalty test. It is more of a hostage situation. Now,
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Speaker 1: is it true that Jeremiah Smith stayed with the Buckeyes
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Speaker 1: because he's already doing the backstroke in Scrooge McDuck's vault
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Speaker 1: filled with nil money from major companies like Adidas and
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Speaker 1: Red Bull. Is that possible. He's a walking, talking multinational
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Speaker 1: corporation at this point. And so you got all that
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Speaker 1: endorsement money plus Ohio State. You ask for more money,
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Speaker 1: the boosters will come up with some more money. You're
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Speaker 1: good to go. The sugar daddies are line up and
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Speaker 1: they've all got buck guys shirts on tossing shekels at teenagers.
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Speaker 1: It's a high stakes craps game, is what it is.
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Speaker 3: Now.
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Speaker 1: If you're a fan, I would say, if you're a
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Speaker 1: fan or a booster, do not be relieved because until
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Speaker 1: that legislation goes into play, this is the current geography.
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Speaker 1: This is the landscape that we're dealing with. And if
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Speaker 1: you're a really good player, this kid, Jeremiah Smith was
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Speaker 1: like next level. Most college players are not that impactful.
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Speaker 1: They may live long and prosper, but they're not that impactful.
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Speaker 1: So if you're a stuper duper duper duper star player.
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Speaker 1: Okay, and right over there Cooper Loop at uh Bronco Fan,
22:21
Speaker 1: the Bronco Fan. Your comments can and will be used
22:27
Speaker 1: against you in the court of malon militia, So please
22:31
Speaker 1: act according all right, back to where we go and
22:36
Speaker 1: let's see what do we have here?
22:37
Speaker 5: Yet?
22:38
Speaker 1: A lot of random things here. Nada Berner says, the
22:41
Speaker 1: very first photo of Aaron Rodgers's wife has been discovered.
22:44
Speaker 1: Very funny naked woman holding up a let's do ayahuasca sign?
22:51
Speaker 1: Well it was, you know, it's all covered up. So
22:53
Speaker 1: Doug in South Korea says, Folks are delusion if they
22:56
Speaker 1: don't think the salacious photo drip was not coordinated by
23:02
Speaker 1: one or both spouses. It's from Doug. I thought that too, Nah.
23:10
Speaker 1: I think somebody shopped it around to TMZ and then
23:13
Speaker 1: and then page six and the Daily Mail and they
23:16
Speaker 1: got paid. That's what it was somebody that everyone's got
23:21
Speaker 1: a phone and everyone's got a camera, and somebody laying
23:26
Speaker 1: by the pool, and they happened to notice Mike Rabel
23:28
Speaker 1: was there, and then they maybe I don't know if
23:31
Speaker 1: they knew. How many people know who Diana Russini is.
23:34
Speaker 1: She's not really famous, so I don't Reven knew who
23:37
Speaker 1: she was. But Mike Rabel is just in the Super Bowl,
23:40
Speaker 1: so people taking photos and then shopping them around, and
23:45
Speaker 1: it's possible they didn't even know that he was with her,
23:47
Speaker 1: and then they just tried to sell the photos. And
23:49
Speaker 1: then somebody said, wait a minute, I think I know her.
23:54
Speaker 1: I think I recognized that woman. It's possible. Gunner in
23:57
Speaker 1: Minnesota says, are you going to be able to come
23:59
Speaker 1: to the Minnesota area to my hometown for the Malor
24:03
Speaker 1: meet and greet? I hope so, uh, Gunner, I know,
24:07
Speaker 1: I don't know much about it. I got an email
24:11
Speaker 1: from the leprechaon about something you wanted to do in Minnesota.
24:15
Speaker 1: Could we have the meet and greet at the breakroom
24:18
Speaker 1: at the Walmart? Could you give me the VIP tour?
24:21
Speaker 1: Gun Wouldn't that be cool to do a meet and
24:23
Speaker 1: greet in the back room with the Walmart there. We
24:24
Speaker 1: could all hang out and eat like a tuna fish
24:27
Speaker 1: sandwich and and have a good time. But I'd love
24:32
Speaker 1: to love to check out that area, Gunner, so send
24:34
Speaker 1: me a message. I've not gotten any details specifically on that.
24:39
Speaker 1: Racer X says Mike Rabel being the brisket for the
24:43
Speaker 1: Diana Rossini Easter basket while the paparazzo was doing the
24:48
Speaker 1: backstroke in the Sedona, Arizona Sun. All right, that's Racer
24:52
Speaker 1: X putting all that together, Michael writes, and he says,
24:55
Speaker 1: ben I cannot even give a grade for the opening
24:57
Speaker 1: Mallor monologue. He says he was enjoying it, laughing, et cetera.
25:00
Speaker 1: Here the NFL drama story definitely has legs.
25:03
Speaker 3: Thank you.
25:04
Speaker 1: Has Anthony in Louisiana heard about this and is he
25:08
Speaker 1: now calling Diana Russini couz instead of Loraine, Well, that
25:13
Speaker 1: would be devastating if Anthony's like moved on. I don't
25:16
Speaker 1: know that that's the case. We'll have to check in.
25:17
Speaker 1: When he calls in the number one burner account driving
25:23
Speaker 1: around in his big truck on the highways and byways
25:26
Speaker 1: across North America, he says, just checking in. Ben He says,
25:30
Speaker 1: Benjamin out here saving the world on this fourteen hour
25:36
Speaker 1: trip from Romeoville, Illinois to Fort Worth, Texas. Keep me entertained,
25:43
Speaker 1: says the number one burner account, and he currently would
25:48
Speaker 1: like to reload all the affiliates. He's on South Highway
25:50
Speaker 1: fifty five in Plainville, Illinois or Plainfield, excuse me, plain Field, Illinois,
25:58
Speaker 1: plane Field. It's he sent me a photo of his GPS.
26:04
Speaker 1: So let's play a game. We like to play this game.
26:07
Speaker 1: I have never heard of Plainfield, Illinois. Let's take a guess,
26:11
Speaker 1: so go nobody cheat, hands down, nobody cheat. Let's take
26:16
Speaker 1: a guess how many people live in that town? The
26:19
Speaker 1: plane Field, Illinois population. And I have not looked yet.
26:24
Speaker 1: It appears to be kind of in the suburbs of Chicago,
26:28
Speaker 1: a little bit out in the sticks, a little bit.
26:30
Speaker 1: It's it's definitely not Chicago proper, but it's not in
26:34
Speaker 1: the middle of Illinois bas in the map. Okay, you
26:38
Speaker 1: go ahead that ladies, first, go ahead. I'm going to
26:40
Speaker 1: go with twelve thousand people. Twelve thousand people. All right,
26:47
Speaker 1: let's see here, Cooper Little, would you like to play
26:50
Speaker 1: how far from Chicago, is it? I didn't ask more questions.
26:55
Speaker 1: It's it's not Chicago proper. But it's not that far
26:59
Speaker 1: where you can I'm like, like within twenty miles. I
27:03
Speaker 1: don't know that it doesn't it's hard on the map
27:05
Speaker 1: I'm looking at. It's not very good. It doesn't look
27:07
Speaker 1: that far away. Maybe fifty miles maybe, I don't know.
27:11
Speaker 1: It's all okay, I'm gonna say fifty thousand. Uh okay,
27:18
Speaker 1: I all right, I cheated so I looked. I can't.
27:21
Speaker 1: I can't guess. I can't guess. H Coop, what was
27:25
Speaker 1: your guest? Ryna?
27:27
Speaker 5: Was?
27:27
Speaker 1: Mine was twelve twelve thousand?
27:28
Speaker 6: I think?
27:29
Speaker 1: All right, Well, Coop went over, so you oh, what
27:33
Speaker 1: was what was the What was the answer about forty
27:36
Speaker 1: five thousands? You were real close, but you did go
27:43
Speaker 1: over and as a kid and Bob Barker taught me
27:47
Speaker 1: that that's it. So there you go. As of the
27:51
Speaker 1: last census. Now there is a there's claims that it's
27:55
Speaker 1: actually now over fifty thousand, but ah, there we go,
27:59
Speaker 1: as of the we having as of twenty twenty. Don't
28:02
Speaker 1: they do the census every ten years? It was a
28:04
Speaker 1: little yeah six years ago. There's definitely five thousand more
28:06
Speaker 1: people there. Now, well, I don't know. I'm not died. Yeah,
28:10
Speaker 1: there's a lot of people die. You know. It's people
28:12
Speaker 1: come into the party and then leave the party. That's
28:14
Speaker 1: what happens, man.
28:15
Speaker 6: You know.
28:15
Speaker 1: Come on, let's see how many miles this is a
28:18
Speaker 1: fun game, Plainfield, Illinois. How about the number one burner
28:21
Speaker 1: account giving us content here? Then see Plainfield, Illinois to Chicago.
28:26
Speaker 1: Let's see. I said about fifty Oh, you know, I
28:30
Speaker 1: was pretty close. How about that coop thirty eight miles
28:34
Speaker 1: away from Chicago. That's pretty good. Nice. I did not
28:37
Speaker 1: have any I just looked at a crappy map on
28:40
Speaker 1: my phone and I estimated it was fifty miles outside
28:44
Speaker 1: of Chicago. So I got yeah, pretty close on that,
28:47
Speaker 1: Pretty close on that. So anyway, if you want to
28:49
Speaker 1: send a message in you can do that right now
28:52
Speaker 1: at Ben Malor that is at Ben Mallor. Eileen in
28:55
Speaker 1: San Francisco, says the sports media on Vabel is the
28:58
Speaker 1: cone of Silence, and send a nice little gift there.
29:02
Speaker 1: Appreciate that. Just Josh is damn it, Rabel, It's an
29:06
Speaker 1: inside job. Get your head together, He says, all right,
29:10
Speaker 1: what else do you. Let's see page dan Uh late
29:13
Speaker 1: night drug tester says, you're right. The rabelpool story still
29:16
Speaker 1: has legs, and from what I can tell, Diana Russini
29:20
Speaker 1: does a great job taking care of them. Hello, but
29:23
Speaker 1: I'm bump, but I'm bump, bump bump. Oh, let's see
29:26
Speaker 1: what else do we are? Let's take a call. Why not,
29:29
Speaker 1: it's call in show. We'll take a call. Let's say
29:32
Speaker 1: hello to Eenie Meenie, miney mo. Let's go to Tony,
29:36
Speaker 1: who's in the Orlando area. What's going on? Tony? Welcome?
29:41
Speaker 2: Yo?
29:41
Speaker 5: What's up ben.
29:44
Speaker 1: Tony? If I was any better, I'd be a Vrabel,
29:47
Speaker 1: but not Mike Rabel because he's got issues.
29:49
Speaker 5: You know, yo, I got so so much time passed
29:52
Speaker 5: about that real quick. I'm from originally in Massachusetts, lemon
29:56
Speaker 5: Stall area of outside of Wistow. And it's so funny
29:59
Speaker 5: because I did forty three thousand. Because how much my
30:02
Speaker 5: city's FuMB We'll got forty miles west of Boston. That
30:05
Speaker 5: makes sense?
30:07
Speaker 3: Oh, I was.
30:08
Speaker 5: I was so close. Bob Blanker would have given me
30:10
Speaker 5: that television sh.
30:13
Speaker 1: You would you would? You would have won because he
30:14
Speaker 1: didn't go over Coop's claiming exactly Drew.
30:18
Speaker 5: Carey would have said, new to your bets, and he was,
30:20
Speaker 5: you know good.
30:21
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, exactly.
30:23
Speaker 5: Anyway, I get not some radio. Don't hang up yet.
30:27
Speaker 5: I found it some funny like you anyway, No.
30:31
Speaker 1: I already like it, Tony. You've only been on the
30:32
Speaker 1: air for like a minute. But I can tell that
30:34
Speaker 1: I want you to call more often. I don't know
30:36
Speaker 1: why you don't call.
30:38
Speaker 5: I've fair through the connection between I faired to the
30:40
Speaker 5: same person because.
30:41
Speaker 3: I do the same thing.
30:41
Speaker 5: You were closest we going over top of Steven. I
30:44
Speaker 5: used to have a radio show back in masks w
30:46
Speaker 5: OPZ ninety five points. Well, anyway, I can't advertise Mike
30:51
Speaker 5: Rabel the big thing. I'm a big Patriots fan. I
30:53
Speaker 5: asked me biased there. But Bill Belichick went to a
30:57
Speaker 5: very similar thing in only twenty one. Now he's with
31:02
Speaker 5: Jordan Hudson, so cringy. But what happened was the photos
31:07
Speaker 5: came out and it was in restaurant. I'm like, okay,
31:10
Speaker 5: Bill doesn't have a relationship right now with somebody else.
31:13
Speaker 5: Then weeks later came out, oh they'll actually doating, and
31:17
Speaker 5: then the doorbell came off, Bill leaving the House shirt list.
31:22
Speaker 5: I'm like, this is getting weird. So I don't know
31:25
Speaker 5: if Mike Rabel is in some kind of like, you know,
31:28
Speaker 5: interesting relationship with his wife or it is interesting. But
31:32
Speaker 5: I've seen this episode before with the same exact team.
31:36
Speaker 1: Unfortunately, Yeah, I Belichick wasn't married though, right, He's just
31:40
Speaker 1: gonna he Yeah Linda Holiday or Saturday, I think that
31:45
Speaker 1: was her name or something like that. I don't know.
31:47
Speaker 5: Yeah, he got divorced in the sex I believe.
31:50
Speaker 1: So do you live in Orlando now? Are you just
31:52
Speaker 1: visiting Orlando?
31:53
Speaker 5: No? I, well, I live in Kissimi. I actually worked
31:55
Speaker 5: for the company that goes Oh, I can't say the name,
31:59
Speaker 5: I don't think because I don't know.
32:03
Speaker 1: I don't care. So that's Overnight. Who cares.
32:07
Speaker 5: Want company? I would love the one day hopefully with
32:10
Speaker 5: ESPN and Bristol, Connecticut.
32:12
Speaker 1: Okay, uh, well uh they're still firing people over there,
32:15
Speaker 1: so I don't know that they're hiring people. But I
32:17
Speaker 1: hear you on that good luck calls anytime we're here
32:20
Speaker 1: all night. I appreciate that. Look at that. What a debut,
32:23
Speaker 1: What a great debut from Tony. What a character Tony
32:27
Speaker 1: is work in Bristol, Connecticut. It's not much going on
32:32
Speaker 1: in Bristol, Connecticut, but he wants to work there. I've
32:35
Speaker 1: actually been to Bristol, Connecticut. There's really not a lot
32:37
Speaker 1: going on, not a you know, flying to Hartford and
32:40
Speaker 1: drive up and it's a long drive. Let's say hello
32:44
Speaker 1: to Big Daddy, who would like to talk to his constituents.
32:47
Speaker 1: He's in Memphis, a town that everyone's unloading on all
32:51
Speaker 1: these NBA players ripping Memphis saying how bad my.
32:55
Speaker 3: Fans and killing us many time about our hotels and saying,
33:00
Speaker 3: I'm boy, we just don't stand the cant.
33:05
Speaker 1: Lebron Lebron James tearing that did Michael Jordan ever rip
33:09
Speaker 1: any NBA cities on his way out of the NBA?
33:11
Speaker 2: I don't know, I must know he did not.
33:13
Speaker 3: And the killer part about it, people talking about Lebron
33:16
Speaker 3: saying that, Okay, if you got all this money, why
33:18
Speaker 3: don't you go stay somewhere else? They yet the Peabody
33:20
Speaker 3: come on man.
33:21
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll tell you what. Back in
33:23
Speaker 1: the back of the day many years ago, when I
33:25
Speaker 1: was an autograph holland before I was I was a kid,
33:28
Speaker 1: I chase players around, get autographs. There's a guy named
33:30
Speaker 1: cal Ripkin who played for the Orioles, and cal Ripkin
33:34
Speaker 1: did not stay with the Orioles on the road. He
33:36
Speaker 1: stayed at a different hotel. He did not stay at
33:39
Speaker 1: the same hotel. Yeah, you know.
33:42
Speaker 3: He reminds you of what's what's the guy to do?
33:44
Speaker 3: Howie Mandell? You remember he like that contagious.
33:48
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, he's got issue. Well how he's got that.
33:50
Speaker 1: He can't touch any word, everything's dirty and all that.
33:53
Speaker 3: So yeah, hey, man, I grit a call. But I
33:55
Speaker 3: know the season over with. My birthday is Thursday. I mean,
34:00
Speaker 3: so I'm hoping you give me a present of Doug Golly,
34:03
Speaker 3: just grant rape man. That'll take me on to man.
34:06
Speaker 1: Want you want a little God leave here for you
34:08
Speaker 1: on an early birthday? President, little God.
34:11
Speaker 3: Give me a early birthday present. But that Doug got it?
34:15
Speaker 1: Man?
34:15
Speaker 3: I mean, come on, man, I'm in the box.
34:20
Speaker 2: Now.
34:20
Speaker 1: I will tell you they're big. Well it is. I
34:23
Speaker 1: guess Memphis to Cincinnati's that's too far. That's like four
34:26
Speaker 1: hundred miles. That's how that's not it.
34:28
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, but they want us to go to Nashville.
34:30
Speaker 3: I kept telling you we don't have the money. You
34:32
Speaker 3: don't have the money. That's the only thing I said.
34:34
Speaker 3: I ain't say nothing about the hotels.
34:36
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's all about the corporate sponsors. I've been told though,
34:39
Speaker 1: I don't know got you got FedEx right, they're still there,
34:43
Speaker 1: so you got that.
34:44
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, but Fred, I'm passed on. It's
34:47
Speaker 3: running thing that so you don't know how they gonna look,
34:49
Speaker 3: you know.
34:50
Speaker 1: All right, Well, big daddy, we love you. You know,
34:52
Speaker 1: we don't do shoutouts. I wish you a happy birthday,
34:55
Speaker 1: but we haven't.
34:56
Speaker 3: All right, waiting, baby, wa.
35:00
Speaker 1: This man would like a little gottlid. Can you give
35:01
Speaker 1: him a little gotlieb? Uh yeah, sure, let me find some.
35:05
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, No, we want the pounding the table, Gottlieb, Coach, Gottlieb.
35:10
Speaker 3: You want the evergreen.
35:12
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, the evergreen one.
35:13
Speaker 5: Okay, I got that right here, hold on to seconds.
35:16
Speaker 1: This is big, the exact same, the exact same plan. Yeah,
35:22
Speaker 1: happy happy birthday. Uh yeah yeah, all right is the
35:27
Speaker 1: Baine Malor Show. As we continue on here through the overnight,
35:32
Speaker 1: and the NFL prepare preparing genetically modified zebra's, The plans
35:37
Speaker 1: are set to begin training scab referees scab referees. Everything's
35:42
Speaker 1: in place now and it appears that will be taking
35:45
Speaker 1: that will be taking shape soon in the NFL letting
35:49
Speaker 1: the world know. And uh, I lived through this years
35:52
Speaker 1: ago and the games were fine. There were bad calls,
35:55
Speaker 1: and guess what, there's bad calls with the real referees,
35:58
Speaker 1: and that's fine. But the NFL is formed their teams
36:02
Speaker 1: that they are preparing them the replacement of referees to start.
36:07
Speaker 1: I guess June one, they're gonna start training them. The
36:11
Speaker 1: current labor deal expires May thirty first, so there's a
36:15
Speaker 1: mini camp for the teams April twenty second. But anyway,
36:19
Speaker 1: if the whole point is that they're prepared, the scab
36:23
Speaker 1: zebras are ready to go or or will be ready
36:26
Speaker 1: to go. All right. Time now for the who am I?
36:29
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36:29
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36:31
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36:34
Speaker 1: Reee Hoskins. Reee Hoskins became the first Guardian Slash Indians
36:41
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36:45
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36:49
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36:53
Speaker 1: Since me, who am I? That is the question you answer,
36:57
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39:28
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39:33
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39:38
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39:43
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