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Spider-Man: Brand New Day (Teaser) · Black Men Can't Jump [In Hollywood]

• 0:07
  [SPEAKER_03]: Welcome to Blackman, can't jump on.
• 0:09
  [SPEAKER_03]: He tree on.
• 0:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: But tree on, sit, eh?
• 0:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: By the May.
• 0:14
  [SPEAKER_03]: We don't have, we unfortunately don't have James here today, but if we did, and if he still did this bit, what she does, he doesn't, he doesn't do bits, you know?
• 0:26
  [SPEAKER_03]: Maybe.
• 0:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, I'm pitchin' him.
• 0:29
  [SPEAKER_03]: Maybe he would do.
• 0:31
  [SPEAKER_03]: Maybe he would just do a simple line of.
• 0:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: I love you.
• 0:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: out of everything that's what you put.
• 0:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't even know you.
• 0:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: Uh, the line that was so brutal to me was, oof, there are no thoughts of you in here.
• 0:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: Ha ha ha.
• 0:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, like, that whole sequence, to me,
• 0:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: with some of the best Zendaya acting.
• 0:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: It was like, I like her when she like shakes people.
• 0:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like she did it and now I'm that three-some movie who was it, um, challengers, what to do.
• 1:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: It was like, talking about how much she loves her and then she mixed that meme, that meme face when she's looking at them like, Nica, are you serious?
• 1:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: I, I love when she gets to lean into that.
• 1:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, you know, but yeah.
• 1:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't even think it, like you went, oh, oh, so good, so good.
• 1:23
  [SPEAKER_03]: Well, listen, for those of you, wait, what am I saying?
• 1:27
  [SPEAKER_03]: You guys are here on Patreon, and for those listening to the free portion, yes, we are a film review podcast that reviews the films of leading black actors or we talk about them, the context of race and diversity in Hollywood, but you know what?
• 1:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: Now we do wanna remix, just for Patreon, just for Patreon.
• 1:46
  [SPEAKER_03]: You know what?
• 1:47
  [SPEAKER_03]: We want to provide our Patreon listeners with movies, with recaps of movies that, you know, they've seen and unfortunately, unfortunately, Hollywood ain't shit and therefore, you know, here we are reviewing a film that clearly starts a white actor Tom Holland.
• 2:06
  [SPEAKER_03]: That being said, we got a lot of black actors here, you know.
• 2:11
  [SPEAKER_03]: We obviously got Zendaya, but then we also got, well, I just know I'm for a mission, mission from what's his day?
• 2:20
  [SPEAKER_03]: What's his real name?
• 2:21
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, oh, oh my god, from Mel Tillman.
• 2:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh yeah, Chamele, we also got, was, was, was, was, um, the third league meal check.
• 2:31
  [SPEAKER_03]: It's what I meant to say from meal chicks.
• 2:33
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'm not gonna say this meal check.
• 2:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: The, the, the meal check means that have come out of this movie has been fantastic.
• 2:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: It has been straight up fantastic.
• 2:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: Also, we have, uh, he is the team.
• 2:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: They moved his name down a sucks.
• 2:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh yeah, Jacob, uh, battle on because he's been in all
• 2:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, believe so.
• 2:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: We have the voice of Keith David, which is the biggest ripoff of all time.
• 3:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: I thought he was going to be much bigger in the team.
• 3:03
  [SPEAKER_03]: He's a lion in Filipino.
• 3:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yep.
• 3:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: And then we have Marvin Jones to third.
• 3:09
  [SPEAKER_02]: Who plays a tombstone?
• 3:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: He was also on.
• 3:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: What other like lightning?
• 3:15
  [SPEAKER_03]: And he was just in a movie.
• 3:17
  [SPEAKER_03]: We just reviewed the shadow force, I think.
• 3:20
  [SPEAKER_03]: Let me see.
• 3:21
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I was shadow
• 3:24
  [SPEAKER_03]: Great, Washington.
• 3:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yep, and then we had, are you saying Michael Mandel?
• 3:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's such a good villain, my goodness.
• 3:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: And then, oh, Lisa, how are you saying in last name?
• 3:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: Zayas?
• 3:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: Zayas.
• 3:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: She played the tech tip, the wolf?
• 3:41
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, yeah, it's a double last name, alone Zayas.
• 3:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: Colondas, she was actually a good addition.
• 3:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: It was great.
• 3:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: Spidey, listen, Spidey's New York looks like my New York pretty freaking pepper.
• 3:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: Finally, I know, it's like, what's the deal, finally, anyway?
• 4:02
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, so yeah, it's like basically what we're trying to say is look.
• 4:07
  [SPEAKER_03]: Do we review films of leading black actors?
• 4:09
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yes, we will constantly do that on our main or free podcast.
• 4:14
  [SPEAKER_03]: But Patron, we want to mix it up a bit, mix it up a little, you know, and we've been doing this forever.
• 4:20
  [SPEAKER_03]: And so sometimes you just got a Spider-Man brand new day.
• 4:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: You know, I thought we don't, I thought we were going to do a remix.
• 4:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: We're not doing that no more.
• 4:29
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, no, no weird awkward force transitions.
• 4:33
  [SPEAKER_03]: It's a brand new day.
• 4:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: Damn, now it's pretty good.
• 4:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: God dang it.
• 4:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: God dang it.
• 4:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: Ah!
• 4:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's pretty good.
• 4:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: I got a good team.
• 4:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: Ah, that's pretty good.
• 4:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: Ah.
• 4:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: Take.
• 5:05
  [SPEAKER_03]: All right, well, let's just talk about some of the facts of this film and the the biggest one being this now holds the record for largest three day opening weekend of all time it topped Avengers end game by a few million it opened at three hundred and sixty million dollars, which is
• 5:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: But that is nuts.
• 5:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, look, you know, and his is on par is going to the second week as estimated to make 150, which is a big drop, but it's still 150 million.
• 5:38
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, and it's already passed the billion worldwide.
• 5:41
  [SPEAKER_03]: It's gross $1.6 billion because it's one billion internationally.
• 5:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: In a week, that's crazy.
• 5:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 5:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's so funny, because time hauling keeps having these interviews about, you know,
• 5:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: Transitioning Otto Spider-Man and like they have the plan to he's very open about he's like I know how I want to pass it down to we know how he want to bring miles into it He's like we all is in is in the motion it is someone joked after the movie made so much money They go hey bro, you talking like you bought the leaf You see what they got you jackman doing.
• 6:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: You jackman is about to be like 65 Plantering you ain't going nope.
• 6:16
  [SPEAKER_03]: They're like you ain't going nowhere.
• 6:18
  [SPEAKER_03]: There's no there's no escaping this
• 6:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, and less and it thing is and somebody was like, um, it was just like this discord and it was like, um, Oh, they could do like an movie and kill office by the man.
• 6:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, that will be too traumatic because people have known him for so long.
• 6:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's been 10 plus years of his Spider-Man.
• 6:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: I was like, they can't kill him.
• 6:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: But also, if his character does not die, he is coming back.
• 6:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like, they will pull up like, tell me, well, why is 50?
• 6:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: Daylight Toby, put that suit on, bro.
• 6:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: We back come on with it, what do you mean?
• 6:46
  [SPEAKER_03]: Come on back in this.
• 6:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: Come on, back where are you going?
• 6:49
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, so.
• 6:50
  [SPEAKER_03]: Well, he is now the longest running Spider-Man.
• 6:52
  [SPEAKER_03]: If you didn't count the Marvel, like extended universe movies, you know, he had three Spider-Man movies.
• 6:58
  [SPEAKER_03]: And now he has a fourth one.
• 7:00
  [SPEAKER_03]: So McGuire only had three Andrew Garfield had two, because they,
• 7:07
  [SPEAKER_03]: acts that third one that they were setting up.
• 7:10
  [SPEAKER_03]: Those we finally, yeah.
• 7:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: What they have, they have, um, I've been, like, online, I guess some of the, the designers have been leaking some of the, uh, what did they call it, uh, when you're, yeah, not the, the previous deals of what they send us a six movie would have been like with him and it's just like him battling a bunch of different villains and falling out of planes and stuff and I feel back because I, I really did like Andrew Garfield as Spider-Man.
• 7:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: I thought in the mask, he was such a great Spider-Man because he was so fun.
• 7:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: He was so funny.
• 7:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: Also, the way his Spider-Man moved was very, like he would come up around.
• 7:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: People were like, that felt right.
• 7:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: He just had bad movies.
• 7:52
  [SPEAKER_03]: And in the second movie, they have like a really great time square bystander.
• 7:57
  [SPEAKER_03]: Was like that's very memorable.
• 7:58
  [SPEAKER_03]: They had like a really memorable time square bystander and the amazing Spider-Man, too.
• 8:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: You know what, right?
• 8:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: I honestly, when I watched Brandy, they, I thought about you actually, because I thought about that black guy who appears in it and I became so frustrated with him just like everybody else and like, this is the part you want.
• 8:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like, this is...
• 8:17
  [SPEAKER_03]: I know.
• 8:17
  [SPEAKER_03]: I thought about that too.
• 8:18
  [SPEAKER_03]: I was like, there's like, this just actor just got to do this part, like, one scene, never seen again, but like, you know, he got to do his thing.
• 8:26
  [SPEAKER_03]: Like, I could be the bad guy for five seconds.
• 8:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, he's in a four a minute.
• 8:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like, literally there's no one time.
• 8:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's in a for like 50-some seconds.
• 8:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: And I'm like, he's such a fun.
• 8:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: feeling like I was like anything is I got so hyped in my dumb ass like I was talking about roommate at the for some reason like oh man I forgot these shot this and learned it and I'm like yeah bro like we got like a you know we got a new york got new york like actor on here and then I started following dude online and he started getting interviews and I'm like oh no he's a British black dude I was like oh no not a kid got a kid got a kid
• 8:59
  [SPEAKER_03]: Man, when everybody's British in this movie, baby.
• 9:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: Bruh, it, that got me.
• 9:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: All right, woof, I was like, God, I mean, it's still still black out.
• 9:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's good, but I was just like, damn.
• 9:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: Even into one minute, the one minute?
• 9:13
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 9:13
  [SPEAKER_03]: Well, to be fair, it's the white act.
• 9:15
  [SPEAKER_03]: You know, it's how popular it is also British.
• 9:17
  [SPEAKER_03]: The thing is, okay, so this film has already grossed $1.6 billion worldwide.
• 9:23
  [SPEAKER_03]: So, you know, it's probably probably going, hmm, can we?
• 9:27
  [SPEAKER_03]: Can we get to avatar levels?
• 9:30
  [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know if it'll quite make it there, but it's gonna be in the mix.
• 9:34
  [SPEAKER_03]: It definitely will be up curious.
• 9:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: Avatar one, right?
• 9:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's the one that made all the money.
• 9:41
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, though, I should look and just if we're inflation, what, I mean, not just if we're inflation, what is the all time.
• 9:49
  [SPEAKER_03]: But I think it's still Avatar, because they did like a release of Avatar.
• 9:52
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, they did.
• 9:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: They did it once in game came out.
• 9:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, because they were like, hey, we got a, we got a hold on to this record.
• 10:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: We got a, we got a hold, is they trying to get?
• 10:03
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, Starward, the Force Awakened has the domestic record overall, 936 million dollars just in the US.
• 10:14
  [SPEAKER_03]: Worldwide is, yeah, it's Avatar, it's 2.9 billion.
• 10:19
  [SPEAKER_03]: And that's because they'll re-release, because I know it wasn't like that before.
• 10:23
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's nice 2.9 billion and then Avengers end came is 2.7 to actually 2 billion 799 million almost 2.8 and then the way of the water is third and then this Chinese film
• 10:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: Man, I have a sense of the first one.
• 10:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: Um, yeah, there's no need.
• 10:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, also I feel like that movie should be experienced on a big screen and I feel like if I don't have the right like set up, it makes no sense to watch it.
• 11:04
  [SPEAKER_03]: I have it's our fire and ashes all the way down at 17 though.
• 11:08
  [SPEAKER_03]: I mean, I say I just get way down, but yeah, but yeah, considering how well the first tuted into the third one, the third one, people were finally like, all right.
• 11:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: Uh, makes sense, makes sense, makes sense.
• 11:21
  [SPEAKER_03]: All right, enough of this.
• 11:23
  [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, and then rotten tomatoes wise, the Spider-Man brand new day has 90% Wow, critics score, 98% audience score.
• 11:32
  [SPEAKER_03]: That's crazy.
• 11:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: Hey, beloved.
• 11:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: Listen, I mean, you know, to give everybody a big quick synopsis, this, I like sometimes I'll be trying to, this is, I happen to be on IMDB, IMDB says, Spiderman brand do not brand new day, if we're gotten Peter Parker lives alone as a full town Spiderman until mountain pressure triggers the dangerous change and a powerful new enemy emerges.
• 11:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: All right, Dustin Daniel Craig, what a mixed week he's probably had.
• 12:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: This man has the biggest domestic opening ever, and then was getting ready to go into production on his TV show that has been like one of his actors got eminominated for and then Marvel canceled a TV show.
• 12:15
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, Wonderman.
• 12:17
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, this is the guy who made Wonderman is he also directed this movie?
• 12:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, he directed this, he directed a Shang-Chi and he directed a short term 12, the short film and the feature.
• 12:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: So that's how he got on.
• 12:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: Did he go straight from short term?
• 12:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: I think he did just Mercy as well.
• 12:35
  [SPEAKER_03]: Right.
• 12:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: Cool?
• 12:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 12:38
  [SPEAKER_03]: Shall we do initial thoughts?
• 12:41
  [UNKNOWN]: Thank you.