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Hour 3 - The Wheels on the Bus · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Boom, shaka laka. It's our dumb bird three hour three.
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  Speaker 1: and Sunday. But here in hour number three, do you
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  Speaker 1: agree or disagree with Jerome Bettis that these Steelers, even
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  Speaker 1: with Aaron Rodgers, must be a run first team. He's
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  Speaker 1: made that argument. We'll dissect that. Also, what is your
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  Speaker 1: appraisal of Chargers running back Najie Harris injuring his eye
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  Speaker 1: from a night of fireworks gone bad. We'll talk about that.
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  Speaker 1: And what did you make of the NFL media being
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  Speaker 1: triggered by Jim and John Harbaugh visiting President Trump at
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  Speaker 1: the White House. They're freaking out over this. Oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: We'll talk about that and more right now here. It
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  Speaker 1: is our number three. The wheels on the bus go
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  Speaker 1: round and round. The wheels on the bus go round
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  Speaker 1: from Pittsburg, PA. Problem problem in the Land of the Insers,
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  Speaker 1: Holy terrible tower, O Batman, get out those terrible towels.
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  Speaker 1: So I don't even saw this or not? Maybe not.
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  Speaker 1: Hall of Famer Jerome bettis the bus now he is concerned.
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  Speaker 1: Steeler Legends Steeler royalty. He's worried about the Pittsburgh football
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  Speaker 1: team possibly possibly having a major identity shifts after they
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  Speaker 1: acquired Aaron Rogers and DK Metcalf. Now, that is not
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  Speaker 1: my opinion, that is a fact. Appearing with our colleague
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  Speaker 1: Dan Patrick at a celebrity golf tournament, Bettis he was
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  Speaker 1: waxing poetic about the importance of maintaining a run first
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  Speaker 1: approach despite Aaron Rodgers and his preference to throw early
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  Speaker 1: and throw often. Bettis claiming that abandoning the running game
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  Speaker 1: would be a fundamental f up. He said, if you
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  Speaker 1: ask Aaron Rodgers to throw the ball forty times, Bettis
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  Speaker 1: said that it'll be a mistake. He wore now traditionally
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  Speaker 1: traditionally Arthur Smith, who has not had a lot of
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  Speaker 1: very good quarterbacks in his time as an offensive coordinator,
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  Speaker 1: but he is known as as someone who traditionally runs
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  Speaker 1: the ball a lot. Let us discuss the question, do
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  Speaker 1: you agree or do you disagree? With Jerome Bettis that
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  Speaker 1: the Steelers, even with Aaron Rodgers, even with Aaron Rodgers,
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  Speaker 1: must be a run first team. So I've got the
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  Speaker 1: So first of all, do we agree or disagree? We
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  Speaker 1: are fully on board, which means we agree. So we
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  Speaker 1: agree on this now that there is some nuance. There
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  Speaker 1: is some nuance on this, and here's the thing, all right,
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  Speaker 1: so I generally agree, but there is nuance to it
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  Speaker 1: where it's a fifty to fifty split. Let me explain
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  Speaker 1: my rationale. And it's obvious that a running back to
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  Speaker 1: your own bettis is going to advocate for a team
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  Speaker 1: to run the ball. You know, it's like asking a
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  Speaker 1: talk show host whether or not they should talk more.
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  Speaker 1: Of course they're going to say that. But you don't
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  Speaker 1: bring Aaron Rodgers in to Pittsburgh just to play handoff Bengo, Right,
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  Speaker 1: So you don't do that. You don't hide the quarterback.
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  Speaker 1: So well, I don't go all all the way in.
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  Speaker 1: I don't totally agree with your own Bett's I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: I'm on board, but not totally on board. Because you
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  Speaker 1: look at the resume and Rogers has all those accolades
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  Speaker 1: on his Pro Football Reference page. You bring him in
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  Speaker 1: because you think he still can play even in his forties.
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  Speaker 1: He's capable of picking a part of defense. But what
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  Speaker 1: we did here is we activated the Malord think tank.
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  Speaker 1: The Malard think tank has been activated. And my advice
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  Speaker 1: to Mike Tomlin and he always turns to overnight sports
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  Speaker 1: radio for advice early in the NFL season. If I'm
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  Speaker 1: in charge in Pittsburgh, early in the NFL season, you
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  Speaker 1: tee it up September and October. It's like you're a
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  Speaker 1: dome team. Aaron Rodgers comes out there and just is
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  Speaker 1: throwing the duke here, there and everywhere, slinging the ball
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  Speaker 1: to DK Metcalf, Robert Woods, who's in Pittsburgh now, pat
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  Speaker 1: Firemouth to tight end mixing and matching. So you do
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  Speaker 1: that in September and October, and then when the weather
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  Speaker 1: starts to turn a little bit in Pittsburgh, you contact
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  Speaker 1: the Windy's guy in Minnesota, get the Windy's menu, and
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  Speaker 1: when it becomes like the Windy's menu, Frosty, all right,
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  Speaker 1: you pivot. You pivot at Frosty to more of a
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  Speaker 1: running cold weather type team. Now, depending on how the
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  Speaker 1: weather pattern is, you might be able to make it
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  Speaker 1: into November, maybe the middle of November. Before it turns
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  Speaker 1: really bad. And at that point you become a traditional
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  Speaker 1: clock chuning, ground and pound type football team. Assuming the
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  Speaker 1: running back the one two punch is it thunder and lightning?
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  Speaker 1: Jalen Warren and the rookie Caleb Johnson. Are they up
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  Speaker 1: to the task now, Rogers, It's not like he hasn't
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  Speaker 1: played in cold weather before. Last I checked, lambeau Field
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  Speaker 1: has noticed a frozen tundra, right, so it gets colder
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  Speaker 1: there than it does in Pittsburgh. And if he's washed
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  Speaker 1: it doesn't matter. It's all irrelevant. It's all irrelevant if
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  Speaker 1: he's washed up. Now. Meanwhile, we go now to La
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  Speaker 1: La Land. I was reading. I don't know if you
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  Speaker 1: saw this or not. Former Steeler and current La Charge
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  Speaker 1: show me your lightning bolt running back Najie Harris suffered
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  Speaker 1: an eye injury. There was a firework mishap the way
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  Speaker 1: it's being described on the fourth of July. This happened
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  Speaker 1: last week. Some reports came out on the internet, and
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  Speaker 1: I was I was informed of this actually a couple
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  Speaker 1: of days back, and it wasn't from a reliable source,
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  Speaker 1: so I chose not to go with it. But his
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  Speaker 1: agent now has come out and claimed that it's just
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  Speaker 1: a superficial injury, and Harris is expected to be on
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  Speaker 1: the field for the start of the NFL regular season.
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  Speaker 1: So question, what is your appraisal of Charger running back
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  Speaker 1: Nase Harris, former Steeler his eye injury which is being
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  Speaker 1: called superficial from the agent on a fourth of July
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  Speaker 1: fireworks show gone bad. So my appraisal of this, as
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  Speaker 1: we parsed the words watch out for the gas man
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  Speaker 1: er go gas lighting. This sounds like gas lighting. That
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  Speaker 1: is where you say one thing or you do one
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  Speaker 1: thing and you claim the opposite happened, Like, for example,
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  Speaker 1: you really f up your eye, but you claim it's
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  Speaker 1: just a superficial injury. Now that's my opinion. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know whether or not the injury is just superficial or
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  Speaker 1: if it's worse than that. But I do know that
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  Speaker 1: the agent for Najie Harris has a financial stake in this.
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  Speaker 1: He's got skin in the game, so he would be
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  Speaker 1: financially motivated to sugarcoat things. Now, the whispers out of
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  Speaker 1: I believes happened in the Bay Area. The whispers are
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  Speaker 1: that it was not just superficial, that it was actually
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  Speaker 1: worse than that. Now how bad is it? We don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Multiple people were injured by the kaboom gone bad at
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  Speaker 1: the fourth of July fireworks show. And the reason I'm
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  Speaker 1: skeptical that this was just a minor, superficial thing. We
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  Speaker 1: are told that Naji Harris went to not one, but
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  Speaker 1: two different hospitals to seek treatment. So if it was
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  Speaker 1: just a minor thing, why would you need to go
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  Speaker 1: to another hospital? Does that sound like a superficial type situation?
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  Speaker 1: It does not to me. It does not to me.
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  Speaker 1: Right now, you need to at all times protect the bag.
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  Speaker 1: Don't blow the bag up. You got to protect the back,
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  Speaker 1: even a relatively small back. Now, Nase Harris, his career
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  Speaker 1: is at a bit of a crossroads. He got a
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  Speaker 1: lot of years where you got a thousand yards. That's
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  Speaker 1: not really that impressive, it isn't It used to be
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  Speaker 1: impressive when they played fourteen games. When they play seventeen game, eh,
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  Speaker 1: you know. And the biggest knock on Naji Harris is
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  Speaker 1: he is someone that does not have breakaway speed. He
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  Speaker 1: had it in college, but he's a lumbering, plotting running back.
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  Speaker 1: He does not get the home run. So he left Pittsburgh.
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  Speaker 1: They didn't want him back. He goes out to La
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  Speaker 1: hasn't even played a game for the Chargers, and he's
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  Speaker 1: already hurt or will even be on the Chargers now
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  Speaker 1: if you thought, if you thought he couldn't see the
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  Speaker 1: gap when he was with the Steelers, now he's got
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  Speaker 1: an eye injury. Just wait, what's gonna happen if his
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  Speaker 1: eyes messed up? And so let me lay this out
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  Speaker 1: for you, point by point. I'm gonna explain this to
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  Speaker 1: you like you're five years old. So as we understand it,
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  Speaker 1: the boiler plate NFL contract contains a clause and there's
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  Speaker 1: a couple of clauses in there the standard NFL contract
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  Speaker 1: that could indirectly apply to dangerous or reckless behavior such
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  Speaker 1: as using fireworks that aren't safe and sane being put
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  Speaker 1: in risk of injury where you might have an eye
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  Speaker 1: all messed up. Now, Harris signed a one year deal
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  Speaker 1: and it was for a relative nominal fee of money.
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  Speaker 1: But if I got this amount of money, I would
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  Speaker 1: be very very very happy. Five point two million, which
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  Speaker 1: makes him easily expendable for Jim Harbaugh's Chargers. That's nothing.
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  Speaker 1: Chargers drafted are running back if that rookie running backs
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  Speaker 1: as good as advertised, and if Najie Harris is as
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  Speaker 1: messed up as some on the internet are saying, and
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  Speaker 1: they'll likely work out some kind of buyout. Not that
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  Speaker 1: you really have to spend that much to get rid
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  Speaker 1: of the former Pittsburgh still the running back. Now, final thought,
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  Speaker 1: Our next stop the White House. That's right, the Harbaws.
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  Speaker 1: We just mentioned Jim Harball, So Jim Harball was not
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  Speaker 1: available for comment. He went to Washington. Both Harball's Jim
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  Speaker 1: and John Harbaugh, visited the White House. President Donald Trump
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  Speaker 1: invited the two NFL head coaches, the brothers, to visit.
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  Speaker 1: Now nobody seems to know why. There was no reason
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  Speaker 1: given for the invitation. You know, the Chargers coach, the
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  Speaker 1: Ravens coach. They get together there. They have training camp.
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  Speaker 1: The Chargers training camp starts next week. But it didn't matter, right,
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  Speaker 1: This was pretty much of a nine story. It was
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  Speaker 1: a White House pool reporter, political reporter who said, well,
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  Speaker 1: these two guys were there, and okay, people visit the
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  Speaker 1: White House all the time. What happened? What do you
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  Speaker 1: think happened? Oh yeah, oh yeah, alarm, alarm, alarm. Factions
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  Speaker 1: of the NFL media. They they sounded the alarms, all
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  Speaker 1: hands on deck, furious with the harball boys, furious question,
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  Speaker 1: what did you make of this part of the story?
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  Speaker 1: What do you make of the NFL media? A good
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  Speaker 1: number of them apparently triggered because Jim and John Harbaugh
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  Speaker 1: visited President Trump at the White House. So this was
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  Speaker 1: as predictable as broccoli being the last thing left on
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  Speaker 1: the plate of a child. Right, the Harbaws are not demandings,
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  Speaker 1: but in coaching their football royalty, right, leaders of men,
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  Speaker 1: high profile people in sports, who were invited to speak
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  Speaker 1: with a sitting president and the White House. I thought
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  Speaker 1: it was the people's house, right, the White House the
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  Speaker 1: people's house in our lives. But things like this have
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  Speaker 1: always happened. It's it's a gesture of respect, and it's
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  Speaker 1: happened with presidents like Reagan, Clinton, Bush, Obama. It's not controversial.
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  Speaker 1: It's not this is There are other things that are controversial.
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  Speaker 1: This is not controversial. When you combine and I get
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  Speaker 1: it right, When you combine President Trump, NFL media, NFL coaches,
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  Speaker 1: you put all this together, it's like mixing clorox, bleach
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  Speaker 1: and ammonia. It's a highly combustible situation. And so you
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  Speaker 1: set off this moral high ground fire drill thing like
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  Speaker 1: how dare the Harball brothers?
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  Speaker 3: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: I like them? I don't like them anymore. And it's
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  Speaker 1: like some of these scribes they want to sanction the
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  Speaker 1: Harba guys, like they want to re educate them. What
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  Speaker 1: are you doing? This is absurd. You're gonna lose the
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  Speaker 1: locker room. You didn't commit a crime. There was no
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  Speaker 1: crime committed. They didn't even as far as I know,
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  Speaker 1: they didn't speak to the media. They did an issue
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  Speaker 1: a statement. They brought their families to the White House,
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  Speaker 1: say hey, we will walk around the White House. How
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  Speaker 1: cool is that? They talked some football and they left right,
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  Speaker 1: that's it doesn't matter. There are some in the media,
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  Speaker 1: the football media, who are like, oh, that's unacceptable. That
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  Speaker 1: is unacceptable, because many in the NFL media they're they're like, you,
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  Speaker 1: you shouldn't just be a coach. You've got to conform
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  Speaker 1: to what I believe in and my worldview and all
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  Speaker 1: that stuff. So not a shocking fact that people would
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  Speaker 1: be upset in the media about the Harbaugh guys going
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  Speaker 1: to the White House. I just thought it was amusing.
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  Speaker 1: I saw a couple of stories and I was like, really,
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna get all worked up into a tizzy about that,
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  Speaker 1: Like it'd be one thing if they had a news
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  Speaker 1: do that. You know, they just went showed up and
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  Speaker 1: He was criticized for mooning the chair umpire according to
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  Speaker 1: Ocho texto, smiling from Ferg dog Okay Luke Luke, the
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: ending guy says, using vegetable oil to saute spinach and
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: garlic instead of avocado oil. Pretty funny, King Rory says,
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: enjoying Sonic's new big dill meal. That's the pickle thing now,
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: I think that's good. Who else do we have? Page down?
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: Alf the Alien Opiners says he was criticized for sending
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: memes to Justin in Cincinnati. All right, Milkman Mike in
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  Speaker 1: Colorado says he was doing the same thing he does
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: when blind Scott calls in. That's from the Milkman. I
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  Speaker 1: forty n sys Hugh Grant was caught begging Elizabeth Hurley
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: to take him back in the Royal Box. Who else
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: do we have a page down? He was criticized for
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  Speaker 1: shopping on the Sunset Strip reciting Shakespeare's Hamlet in Russia
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: from William the last one I read beforeunately, that is
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: pretty good. Good good answer by William Mason and hunting
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: beach at the Sunset Strip line. Who else do we have?
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: Atomic asphalt? Got it right? That's no fun. Planking from
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: the clam accused of misogyny from Robbie the Mariner fan
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: t bowing from Fudgie in Boston. That's pretty funny. I
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: bet you people did. I don't even know what t
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: bowing is. It's been been Bennett since that happened. What
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: else to a page down? All right, let's see here.
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  Speaker 1: Do you have an answer? Mister irrigation said he made
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: a cup of tea or something like that. Do you
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  Speaker 1: have an answer?
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  Speaker 6: Yes?
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: I think I think he got I think it's because
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: he was clipping his toenails, clipping stones. That would that'd
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: be bad to do with the box, right, what's in
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: the box? Now? Yeah, we can't do that in wround
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: the royal family. But it turns out former long ago
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: Hollywood star now he's old. Hugh Grant criticized for napping.
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: He took a nap at Wimbledon's Royal Box. There's video
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: of Hugh Grant falling asleep while he is seated behind
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: the Queen. He's sitting behind the queen and he falls,
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: Your majesty, that's great. He must have had it quite
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: the night before, right, I have to be out here
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: when there's daytime. Ten. I'm trying to recover. Oh that's great. Uh,
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: supermarket Steve says. When I was a kid, Ben, I
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: used to eat my broccoli first, so I can enjoy
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: the rest of my meal. I guess I'm just weird
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: like that, or not a fat ass like you were. Yeah,
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: you are weird, Supermarket Steve. You've proved that on a
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: daily basis. You were absolutely weird. We had some other
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: good answers we didn't get to from Attillo and JT.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: The Wingman. A few other guys had some pretty funny
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: answers Chris and Kentucky. We didn't We couldn't read everyone's answer,
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  Speaker 1: but we do have time to take some calls here,
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: and let's take advantage of that time that we have.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: And eenie meenie miney moll, let's say hello to Tony
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: in the Bay Area. Hello, Tony, welcome.
• 24:41
  Speaker 7: David Vasse blank my blank and blank you.
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  Speaker 4: O.
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  Speaker 1: Thank gosh, that was beautifully done. Yeah, it's Tony excited that.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: I don't know it's Vasse going to be in San
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: Francisco this weekend. I know the Dodgers are in San Francisco.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: I don't know if I say one on the road trip,
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: I don't know if he's there or not. But are
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: there any slides? He might not go If there's slides
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: in San Francisco, will probably avoid that. He's got I
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: know in Milwaukee he will he didn't go to Milwaukee.
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: So what else do you have? Page down? Let's see here,
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: Let's go to Jed who fled in the Great State
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: of Florida. Hello, Jed who fled?
• 25:19
  Speaker 6: Isn't weed man hippies named blank? So I'm not sure
• 25:22
  Speaker 6: how big of a compliment that is part of it?
• 25:25
  Speaker 6: What kind of cage girl level stys are you pulling
• 25:29
  Speaker 6: with his mouth to lose the prize stuff?
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: Dude?
• 25:32
  Speaker 7: Man impressed?
• 25:34
  Speaker 6: But is it? I mean it is when I.
• 25:37
  Speaker 7: Waited and one time in the time I see this guy
• 25:39
  Speaker 7: was like, if you sell the most amount of subject.
• 25:41
  Speaker 8: You're gonna get a price toy Yoda. People worked hard
• 25:44
  Speaker 8: all of a sudden, so prize day, the girl gets
• 25:47
  Speaker 8: a small green for card, gets a toy Yoda. He
• 25:53
  Speaker 8: gets it's pretty funny.
• 25:54
  Speaker 7: So does he get to that? How prized?
• 25:55
  Speaker 6: What do you think?
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: Well, it's not your art, all right, Calm down. This
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: is not something through Fox Sports Radio. This is not
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: from the company. This is something that mister irrigation came
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: up with. I've seen photos of I know, I know
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: what the.
• 26:11
  Speaker 7: Fox says on that that regard probably very much nothing.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I just want to make sure because I know
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: the legal people here, the lawyers will not want you
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: can't do anything away. We're not We're not technically giving
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: it away. It's a listener is providing it. Uh. And
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: he's you know, he's just he's a fan of the
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: show and he wanted us to have this for for
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: people to get.
• 26:30
  Speaker 7: So why has no one This guy with Alan Roberson
• 26:34
  Speaker 7: has like the face of an artificial intelligence company and
• 26:37
  Speaker 7: I the only one to see people are missing out
• 26:39
  Speaker 7: on that. Also, and in order to amount of color,
• 26:41
  Speaker 7: seemed to be very worried about the umpire revolution going
• 26:45
  Speaker 7: come forward. You ecluded a little bit, but I mean
• 26:49
  Speaker 7: how Altin's like Ben Now he's a double in the gap,
• 26:51
  Speaker 7: Justin Cooper gonna call score from first. Yes, that's gonna
• 26:56
  Speaker 7: be so gridedy man, it's gonna be awesome. Imagine like
• 26:59
  Speaker 7: a one robot part coming in from second trying to
• 27:02
  Speaker 7: stop you know, the Loup Panella guy trying.
• 27:05
  Speaker 8: To steal the base and all that, and they're just
• 27:06
  Speaker 8: so good.
• 27:07
  Speaker 7: They got a base, they're replacing baby base, and I
• 27:09
  Speaker 7: mean would be I don't know what you do you
• 27:11
  Speaker 7: think you're not old it's opstable drive their joints.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: So I hold on, hold on there, I had an idea. Okay,
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: so I think that baseball if they run, I want
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: to run. I want to run this bike. Will you
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: I want you to be the person I run this bike.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: Do you want to do that or no?
• 27:31
  Speaker 7: I'll yes, sir?
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, So baseball really is into robots. Rob
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: Mann fraud loves robots. So why not honor the great
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: robots and entertainment? Like they could have one of the
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: umpires look like C three p O they can have.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: Optimist Prime could be one of the umpires. They can have.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: How nine thousand can be out there? Like, just get
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: all the famous robots Rosie from remember Rosie from the Jetsons.
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: If you're old, you know who that is. Like, get
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: all the great robots out there as umpires. Just embrace
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: fully embrace all of the robots over the years.
• 28:08
  Speaker 7: What say you, Jed, I was addicted by George or
• 28:12
  Speaker 7: that big It'd be better maybe.
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: George Jetson meet George Jetson.
• 28:18
  Speaker 7: Yes, listen, what about friving robot when you like smelling
• 28:23
  Speaker 7: chefs with tobacco or something.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: Now, let me ask you this is the tin Man
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: a robot? Is that technically a robot? The tin Man
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: from the Wizard of Oz is that a robot?
• 28:33
  Speaker 7: Or no, let's go with three require our first reman
• 28:36
  Speaker 7: congratulates you earlier on the having an idea, Welcome to club.
• 28:40
  Speaker 7: The second thing, gang, I was, yes, I could dang.
• 28:44
  Speaker 7: The third thing hit me with it again, dude, that
• 28:46
  Speaker 7: was so that was so good. I thought, well, all right, you.
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: Were doing so well and then you you were attack.
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: How about R two D two is one of the
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: umpire R two R two depot R two D two
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: would be like a really good home plate umpire right,
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: really maybe a little too small, but I think it's
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: pretty good. I think pretty good. You know, meaty fat
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: robot is R two D two is the fat one, right,
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: the little short one. Yeah, he's the white and blue one.
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: I think, yeah, the white and blue one. And see
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: three pos the gold one. Interesting. I think it's I'm
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: a marketing guy. I don't think he liked that very much.
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: I feel like you didn't like that yet.
• 29:21
  Speaker 7: Yes, I'm a more fan of the word t h.
• 29:26
  Speaker 7: I is this as opposed to that? Because it's like this,
• 29:29
  Speaker 7: not like that, and like this and I think they
• 29:31
  Speaker 7: should be equality. But you equal treatments. Well, I don't
• 29:34
  Speaker 7: give to ask about those dudes, so to.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: Win, how about the terminator? How about we bring this,
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: How about the terminator? That'd be a good play. Nobody
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: would fight with the.
• 29:40
  Speaker 7: Terminator if you were you, if you're trying to get fired, dude.
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: Dude, I'm trying. I'm trying to say, you know how
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: hard it is I think of robots. I can only
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: think of so many freaking robots and movies. I don't
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: even watch movies. All my references are fifty years old.
• 29:52
  Speaker 7: What do I know how hard it is? I know
• 29:54
  Speaker 7: how hard it is when you think of robots. That's
• 29:56
  Speaker 7: a very very personal question, man, I fern I thinking
• 29:58
  Speaker 7: about it. But I mean it's sure like it's metallic
• 30:01
  Speaker 7: steel hard. You know what I'm saying, Like blue steel,
• 30:04
  Speaker 7: Blue's good.
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: That's good, dude, Okay, all right, all right. The gentleman
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: from Florida has used this a lot of time. The
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: gentleman from Florida's uses a lot of time. Let's go
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: to Mike the Leprechaun, Lorena's favorite Mike the Leprechaun, who
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: got me in trouble with management. Hello, Mike the Leprechaun.
• 30:22
  Speaker 6: I walked along?
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: Would I be a good Empire baseball Empire? Am I
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: too tall and too short?
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: Uh?
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: Let's see? Would you be a good umpire? Well you
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: only wear green umpires were blue, so you wouldn't be
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: able to be an umpire.
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: I could put on a different chart, but I haven't
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: a teacher, so I have to be there and my.
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: Dad, how does how does it feel Mike that when
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: when you say you're a teacher, I get email? He
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: was never a teacher. He's lying, he was never a teacher.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: There's no teacher like that, you know.
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Well I'm fun and I talked to forty years
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: and that's a fact. Anyway, did you pack along my
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: playlist to a railers?
• 31:04
  Speaker 6: I gave you a past you did?
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: Did you get me?
• 31:09
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: Oh you know I have it's in my No, no
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: it's not, it's in my bag. I have not. I
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: have to. You gave me a bunch of stuff. I
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: only I gave them the gift cards and stuff. And
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: there's other there's other stuff like candy LORAINI you want
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: candy from the Leprechaun?
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: You want?
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: He's got gold coins? Is he? Trying to get me
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: in the back of his van. Ben, No, I'm not
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: would you like candy from this stranger who smells like
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: and got us in trouble.
• 31:41
  Speaker 7: With the management.
• 31:42
  Speaker 3: I don't want to get accuse the abuse. So no, no,
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: thank you.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: No the leprecaun. When I, when I, when I, when
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: I met you, you didn't smell like sun block. There
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: are people saying that you smelled like sun like blo
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: oh you do.
• 31:57
  Speaker 4: I did.
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: Maybe my nose doesn't work. I didn't smell that. People
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: were saying you smelled like sun like sunscreen stuff.
• 32:04
  Speaker 7: I was like, okay, by the way, Ben, two things.
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: Did you look up? The tunnel collapse but they all survived.
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: I did. I did see uh. I don't know where
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: that is, but I saw the story. I saw the
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: headline on that.
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: Yes, it's basically a big story. But your studio is beautiful,
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: and I do want to give you a huge compliment.
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: Your level of preparation, which you shortly is off the charte.
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: People don't realize that. I'm sure it's right.
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: They don't appreciate, they don't understand, Mike. They think I
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: roll in here a minute before the show and I
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: just turned the mic on. That's not how it works, No, ip.
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: With a I showed up with a kitboard, right and
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: a bunch of things you had.
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: You had a bunch of notes, and now, Mike, you
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: need to use I'm still waiting to hear about that
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: big announcement. So I'm waiting. I'm still hanging in the
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: wind here. So I need you to use I need
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: you to use the leprechaun powers to make sure that happens.
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: Then we'll do a mallord meet and greet in in Worcester. Right, yeah,
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: all right, alright, I gotta go, I gotta go, thank you,
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: all right. I don't have time for the final comment
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: because Jed who fled called back because he wants to
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: cash a golden ticket. He's gonna waste a golden ticket, Hello,
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: Jed who fled.
• 33:17
  Speaker 7: I'm trying to stay around the house and be relatively responsible,
• 33:19
  Speaker 7: even though I'm large to it. I help my father
• 33:21
  Speaker 7: who's almost ninety, my sisters. The phone call intew moments
• 33:24
  Speaker 7: ago comes out, What.
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: In the hell do you do?
• 33:26
  Speaker 7: Would be a loud of the yard belt. What's going on?
• 33:28
  Speaker 7: So I don't know. I kind of stumble and sputter
• 33:31
  Speaker 7: a little bit. It might might be helpful. I'm okay,
• 33:33
  Speaker 7: calling al the cars. Maybe a good excuse come like
• 33:36
  Speaker 7: daylight would be helpful. Uh, I really don't know what
• 33:39
  Speaker 7: because I was surevel with Zuber. How's your fault? Man?
• 33:42
  Speaker 6: That's this day?
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: May have it?
• 33:43
  Speaker 7: May I come like unraveled because I've been I've kept
• 33:46
  Speaker 7: Jedi paltt and the real Jed world separate for a
• 33:48
  Speaker 7: long time.
• 33:48
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: All right, hold on, so let me go to my
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: my Rosetta Stone, my lorrainast. What did he say, Lorene?
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: I could not understand that would something not being separate? Ben? Okay,
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: I did hear the part about your dad. Make sure
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: you take care of Jed. I know you're a bit
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: of a loser, but take care of your dad, all right.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: You know that's great your dad big you're probably the
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: you're the the U, the ugly redheaded StepShot. But just
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: take care of your dad. That's all. Appreciate the days
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: your dad has left.
• 34:19
  Speaker 6: All right?
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: I thought I gotta go thank you right there? You
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: go burned a golden ticket for that big Bend's lame jokes.
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: Do we have Wheed Man? Is he there all right?
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: Could he's there? So Big Ben's Lame Jokes of the Week,
• 34:31
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• 34:34
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• 34:37
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• 34:38
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• 36:21
  Speaker 1: has been my hole, hurt, hoh horts, unpaid, underappreciated. He
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: does it for the love of radio. Did you ever
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: think you'd have your own weekly bit on the radio
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: weed Man back in the day?
• 36:33
  Speaker 7: No, I love you, Ben, hurting Miss irrigation. Please send
• 36:37
  Speaker 7: me another ding.
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, he's already beggy, he's already begging. All right,
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: I'm sure he'll take care of you. But you you
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: can also enter the Malor Palooza and win one. You
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: could do that. You could do that, all right, let's
• 36:50
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• 36:50
  Speaker 7: The butt for I know, jndy wy it was beautiful.
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: Eye low yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. Well you
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: you lost it because you had a hoarding problem. Anyway,
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: here we go here, yes, all right? Have you cleaned
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: up your actors? Your place a mess? Now? No? Not
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: pretty great? It's not bad? Okay, good, okay? Well these
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: are actual jokes by actually lists. What is the difference
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: between David Vasse and weed Man after bouncing off a wall?
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: What weed Man wouldn't roll around crying like a little
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: girl to the favorite? What is weed Man's favorite part
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: of the football field? What the hash marks big fan of?
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: That's Dan Dan in South Carolina. Why does weed Man
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: avoid atm machines?
• 37:39
  Speaker 7: Why?
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: Well, besides being broke, he's terrible at withdrawals. That's Drew
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: in Minnesota. All right, Uh, what do you call it
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: when you see weed Man having an unfortunate seizure in
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: the bathtub? What what do you do? Well? You throw?
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: Are you throwing a load of his laundry? Is what
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: you do if you see that in the batub? But yeah,
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: did you hear that? Weed Man's call for love? Advice
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: to Lorena Earlier this week, hear about that. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: Well a lot of people missed it. But she told
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: weed Man the meeting with his parole officer and social
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: worker at the same time was not actually a thropple.
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: That's a Joe in Virginia Beach there, Thank you Joe.
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: What did Lisa? What did Lisa do when weed Man
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: fell off a boat? What she drove the boat away?
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: Is what?
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  Speaker 5: Eric?
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  Speaker 1: Eric?
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  Speaker 6: Eric?
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: In Kansas, it's the Big Ben's lame jokes. A week,
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: Eric sent another one. Did you hear that weed Man?
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: Weed Man is starting a new magazine dedicated to the homeless?
• 38:54
  Speaker 7: Wow?
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: Cool? Yeah, yeah, it's a big deal. It's called no
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: Homes and sleeping in gardens is what it's called. That's
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: not that's not nice. What do blind Scott and weed
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: Man have in common? What they don't work and are
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: really obnoxious? That's Eric again, like that Big Ben's lame
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: jokes of the week. What does poppy have in common
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: with a poppy seed?
• 39:24
  Speaker 7: What?
• 39:25
  Speaker 6: Well?
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: They can both make you positive on a drug test.
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: That's true in Minnesota, Rob and the three two one sentence.
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: What does Shane and des Moine and the scent of
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: a new car have in common? What nothing. People will
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: always love the smell of a new car. There you
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: go are Did you hear that Blind Scott asked out
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: a girl in braille?
• 39:55
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she left him on felt is what? That's uh?
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: That's Noah in Austin. What did I say to Mike
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: the Leprecaun when he said he listens to every episode
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: of the Ben Malors Show? What I said? I respect
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: that Irish spec guy surfer Todd the comedian? What does
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: P Diddy? What does p? Did he say he will
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: do as soon as he gets out of prison?
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: What?
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: Well? He didn't get into specifics, but he said he
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: has big plans for the weekend, is what he said?
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: There's uh? S Todd comedian. H Let's see what do
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: we have here? What do you call an extortion attempt
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: from Mike the Leprecaun? What a shamrock shakedown? Is? What
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: you call it?
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  Speaker 2: Air?
• 40:48
  Speaker 7: What?
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: What? What does Loraina and the FSR Security Yard have
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: in common? What they both don't have the time of
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: day for leprecauns. That's Mike the Leprecaun. Why Why shouldn't
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: Blind Scott be allowed to drive a forklift at Costco?
• 41:05
  Speaker 5: Wow?
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: Why he might run over Loraina and hollering James at
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: the food court and on their blind date. All right,
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: thank you. That's Mike as well, Thank you weed Man.
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: All Right, there you go.