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Wet N Wild · Scott & Ally on Demand

• 0:00
  SPEAKER_01: Um I do have to laugh at this because Adam, who also is a pain, tells me very funny text.
• 0:07
  SPEAKER_01: It goes, it must be a pain thing, Allie.
• 0:09
  SPEAKER_01: Waking up at the same time to they they do the same thing.
• 0:13
  SPEAKER_01: So you originally started saying, Do you see your birthday every time you look at like a traditional clock?
• 0:18
  SPEAKER_01: Not well, I mean I suppose the same could happen.
• 0:22
  SPEAKER_01: Like for whatever reason, your eyes are just drawn up to look at a digital clock, even and it's like, oh, it's my birthday.
• 0:28
  SPEAKER_00: But if I'm looking if I'm looking at a clock, my birthday is 1126.
• 0:31
  SPEAKER_00: Remember it, put it in your phones.
• 0:33
  SPEAKER_00: Um, but when I'm looking at a regular clock, yeah, you're my eyes, I think, just because it's my birthday.
• 0:38
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 0:38
  SPEAKER_00: So my eyes automatically go, oh, 1126.
• 0:42
  SPEAKER_01: Now, this person is listed as a guest, so I can't give you the proper shout out.
• 0:45
  SPEAKER_01: Either you got logged out and you need to log back in the app, or get in there and and fill out the registration.
• 0:50
  SPEAKER_01: But they uh always see their birthday time 1111.
• 0:54
  SPEAKER_00: No, they see their birthday time and 1111.
• 0:57
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, birthday time and oh, and both.
• 0:59
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, that's fine.
• 1:00
  SPEAKER_01: So you're going through both phases.
• 1:01
  SPEAKER_00: Why do I love an 1111?
• 1:03
  SPEAKER_00: Isn't that weird?
• 1:04
  SPEAKER_00: That is pretty good.
• 1:04
  SPEAKER_00: I did mention that mine was 314.
• 1:06
  SPEAKER_00: Don't know why.
• 1:07
  SPEAKER_00: 314, are you going to catch them and kill them to Allie?
• 1:11
  SPEAKER_00: That's a Pokemon uh reference.
• 1:14
  SPEAKER_01: Is it?
• 1:15
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 1:15
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, because remember when we were doing My kids are into it, but I wouldn't know.
• 1:18
  SPEAKER_00: Right?
• 1:19
  SPEAKER_00: But do you remember when we were doing Pokemon Go?
• 1:21
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 1:21
  SPEAKER_00: And there was that there was always just all these little things around with the app, and then the merch started to gain traction and like catch them and kill them all.
• 1:28
  SPEAKER_00: Anyway, well, that's that's all.
• 1:30
  SPEAKER_01: I got it now.
• 1:31
  SPEAKER_01: All right, I gotta give you this really quick.
• 1:32
  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god! Did you ask Gavin the thing about the costume?
• 1:37
  SPEAKER_01: What uh which thing?
• 1:38
  SPEAKER_00: The yesterday, it was late in the show.
• 1:40
  SPEAKER_00: I totally forgot about the show.
• 1:42
  SPEAKER_00: No, you this is what I texted you yesterday, and you laughed at me.
• 1:46
  SPEAKER_00: Hold on.
• 1:46
  SPEAKER_01: So Allie texted me yesterday.
• 1:48
  SPEAKER_01: Actually, this is a good time to reference what you asked me to remind you to tell about the show.
• 1:52
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, so yesterday, what read to everyone what you texted me.
• 1:57
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, I love this.
• 1:59
  SPEAKER_00: For tomorrow's show, because sometimes I have to we have to remind each other.
• 2:02
  SPEAKER_00: We do this, yeah.
• 2:03
  SPEAKER_00: For tomorrow's show, remind me to tell you about wet and wild lipstick.
• 2:08
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, now hold there for a minute.
• 2:10
  SPEAKER_01: I responded like with something about a unicorn.
• 2:13
  SPEAKER_01: You said you put W-E-T-M.
• 2:16
  SPEAKER_01: What?
• 2:16
  SPEAKER_01: That was supposed to be What?
• 2:18
  SPEAKER_01: Why did I do the TV station?
• 2:20
  SPEAKER_01: What?
• 2:21
  SPEAKER_00: And wild lipstick or something with a unicorn.
• 2:23
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, it's supposed to be wet and wild lipstick, not W E T M.
• 2:26
  SPEAKER_00: And something with a unicorn.
• 2:28
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, okay.
• 2:29
  SPEAKER_01: That's what I and then you just laughed at it like, and I'm like, what is happening here?
• 2:33
  SPEAKER_00: I didn't know what you were saying.
• 2:34
  SPEAKER_01: I didn't know what I was saying either.
• 2:36
  SPEAKER_01: I got autocorrected.
• 2:37
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, we'll do the costume thing.
• 2:38
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know why that's playing either, but let's have a moment of fancy.
• 2:41
  SPEAKER_00: We'll do the costume thing Monday.
• 2:43
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 2:44
  SPEAKER_00: Because it's the most Googled costume, but I don't know what it is.
• 2:47
  SPEAKER_00: And you were supposed to ask Gavin.
• 2:48
  SPEAKER_01: And you were supposed to text me if I asked them what it was, and that's where that whole Wow, you just watched the audience just literally listened to us decipher what in the hell we were talking about.
• 3:00
  SPEAKER_01: All right, well then in that case, what is this wet willy lipstick?
• 3:02
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, okay.
• 3:03
  SPEAKER_00: So my lipstick got discontinued, which really just eats my undies.
• 3:08
  SPEAKER_01: It happens though.
• 3:09
  SPEAKER_00: It does.
• 3:10
  SPEAKER_00: So what did I do?
• 3:10
  SPEAKER_00: I did what every woman would do, and I go on Poshmark and Mercari and try to buy it for way more expensive.
• 3:16
  SPEAKER_01: Because or eBay even try that.
• 3:18
  SPEAKER_00: I know, I know.
• 3:19
  SPEAKER_00: But the lipstick is called Wet and Wild.
• 3:22
  SPEAKER_00: It's the cheapest brand.
• 3:23
  SPEAKER_00: You can get it at Walmart for literally five bucks.
• 3:25
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 3:25
  SPEAKER_00: But of course, my color gets discontinued.
• 3:28
  SPEAKER_00: So when I go on there and I put in, I put in wet and wild, do you know what comes up?
• 3:33
  SPEAKER_00: I got all this all this porn.
• 3:37
  SPEAKER_00: Like it was like old VHS porn.
• 3:39
  SPEAKER_00: Oh my gosh.
• 3:40
  SPEAKER_00: Yes, they were selling on Mercari.
• 3:42
  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, oh, I guess I should be very specific on the wet and wild lipstick.
• 3:48
  SPEAKER_00: Cat suit lipstick.
• 3:49
  SPEAKER_00: Got it.
• 3:50
  SPEAKER_00: Color.
• 3:51
  SPEAKER_00: I can't remember what my color is.
• 3:52
  SPEAKER_00: Flame in the game or something like that.
• 3:54
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, that'll be a different kind of porn.
• 3:56
  SPEAKER_01: Flame in the game.
• 3:57
  SPEAKER_00: I saw so much porn yesterday.
• 3:59
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, good for you.
• 4:00
  SPEAKER_00: Intentionally.
• 4:01
  SPEAKER_00: But as soon as I pulled it up, I thought of you.
• 4:03
  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, oh, wait till you.
• 4:04
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, great.
• 4:05
  SPEAKER_01: She she pulls up porn and thinks of me.
• 4:07
  SPEAKER_01: Thanks.
• 4:08
  SPEAKER_01: I appreciate that.
• 4:09
  SPEAKER_01: I'm going to church.