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My inheritance 2 · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_00: Jesus, how are you?
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm good.
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  SPEAKER_00: How are you?
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  SPEAKER_00: What is your inheritance in the form of at whoever's house?
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  SPEAKER_01: So actually this happened a couple weeks ago.
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  SPEAKER_01: My mom our mom passed away, and we're going through some things that are home, and in the back of a closet were um two boxes from each of our grandparents' funerals, so like the keepsake boxes, and underneath is a shoe box.
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  SPEAKER_01: So I'm thinking, okay, this must be really important.
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  SPEAKER_01: I wonder what it is.
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  SPEAKER_01: Sure enough, after I gather everyone around, I open it, and it's a box of mismatched socks.
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  SPEAKER_01: What a great inheritance!
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  SPEAKER_02: You know what you can do with that inheritance, my girl?
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  SPEAKER_02: You can wipe fan blades.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's right.
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  SPEAKER_00: Everybody in the family has absolutely the cleanest fan blades now.
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  SPEAKER_00: You know, here's the thing.
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  SPEAKER_00: You're not getting Nelly tickets for that, but you can have New York State Fair tickets.
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  SPEAKER_00: Would you like two, four, six, eight, twelve?
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  SPEAKER_00: How many can I get you?
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, there's a party of five, so we'll take five.
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  SPEAKER_00: Why don't you take one extra in case somebody wants to bring one with them?
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  SPEAKER_00: That way it keeps our count even too.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's right.
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  SPEAKER_00: Really, it's all about us.
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  unknown: Hold on.
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  SPEAKER_02: Hang on, wait a second.
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  SPEAKER_02: My favorite part is that she gathered everyone around for the unveiling of the socks.
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  SPEAKER_00: I know, I know.
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  SPEAKER_02: Just imagine being there and Huh?
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, look at that.
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  SPEAKER_02: I love this one too.
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  SPEAKER_02: My inheritance is a huge box of beanie babies my father bought on QVC.
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  SPEAKER_02: QVC has been talked about a lot this week, too.
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  SPEAKER_02: They've had their moments recently.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_02: Uh let's see.
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  SPEAKER_02: Wait, hold on a second.
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  SPEAKER_02: Some of them are the state quarter beanie babies.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm not sure what that means.
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't know either, but I love their sarcasm.
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  SPEAKER_00: Kaching.
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  SPEAKER_02: But maybe that kaching is not sarcasm.
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  SPEAKER_02: Maybe whatever the state quarter ones are, maybe those are lots of money.
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  SPEAKER_00: Let me let me just tell you.
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  SPEAKER_00: So I had, you were telling us that your inheritance now lays in lockbacker barker backer baskets.
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  SPEAKER_02: Locker barker baskets, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: And I said, Well, they may be worth something.
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  SPEAKER_00: The problem is getting rid of them.
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  SPEAKER_00: And I said, unless you find a Tiffany.
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  SPEAKER_00: I made this joke.
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  SPEAKER_00: I said, in which case she'll be like, I'll give you$35 and then your closet's empty.
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  SPEAKER_00: I love it.
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  SPEAKER_00: My closet's full.
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  SPEAKER_00: She texted me and she goes, Have you ever priced them?
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  SPEAKER_00: Which I'm gonna answer for you.
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  SPEAKER_00: No.
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  SPEAKER_00: No.
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  SPEAKER_02: No, no desire to do it just yet.
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  SPEAKER_00: A picnic basket version.
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  SPEAKER_00: Does she have one?
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, yes.
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  SPEAKER_02: Actually, she has.
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  SPEAKER_02: I know she has a smaller one and a larger one.
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  SPEAKER_02: Actually, we should.
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  SPEAKER_00: You're about to crap your pants when you hear this.
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  SPEAKER_02: My sewing basket is a logaburger.
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  SPEAKER_00: Logaburger?
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  SPEAKER_00: Picnic basket.
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  SPEAKER_00: Or$250.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, I need to sell that sewing basket.
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  SPEAKER_00: Except here's the problem.
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  SPEAKER_00: What?
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  SPEAKER_00: This is the alright, I'm gonna give you a little piece of advice, and then we're gonna keep going with the text because we do want to give away Nelly tickets and there are tons of texts.
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  SPEAKER_00: So here's the thing.
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  SPEAKER_00: My long past now friend Brad, as you know, we've talked about many times.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh-huh.
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  SPEAKER_00: His dad was an accountant, possibly a little shady from time to time, but whatever.
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  SPEAKER_00: Got me good tax returns.
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't care.
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  SPEAKER_00: Good.
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  SPEAKER_00: So uh, no, I'm kidding.
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't think he was shady.
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  SPEAKER_00: He made a very good, he dealt with a lot of estates and planning and stuff.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh-huh.
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  SPEAKER_00: It was one of his side kind of jobs for it as an accountant.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: He said, Scott, Scott.
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  SPEAKER_00: If you ever want to, because at the time my parents had passed, you know, I wouldn't they were saying and he said, if you ever want to avoid family arguments and problems, liquidate everything to cash and just give cash.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, sure.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: But the problem is selling half this stuff and going to the trouble of selling it.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, that's exactly it, because we had that that whole thing when my grandfather passed, and he had a lot of stuff.
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  SPEAKER_02: He was a hoarder.
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  SPEAKER_02: So don't worry about it.
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  SPEAKER_02: Tough to get some of that.
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  SPEAKER_02: Right.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, you get to the point you're like, I just don't want to deal with it.
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  SPEAKER_02: No.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh love this uh username.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm not even gonna give your digits.
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  SPEAKER_00: Your loop username is great.
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  SPEAKER_00: Loopy1177.
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  SPEAKER_00: Loopy.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh their inheritance in the form of McDonald's Happy Meal toys.
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  SPEAKER_00: All right.
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  SPEAKER_02: Now, some of those are worth something, and then a lot of them aren't.
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  SPEAKER_00: Again, it's the crap you gotta unload.
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  SPEAKER_00: All right, keep going.
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  SPEAKER_02: Uh, this one, uh, this from Tanisha.
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  SPEAKER_02: My life inheritance would be in gnomes.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, we have gnomes for everything, and they're everywhere.
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  SPEAKER_02: There you go.
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  SPEAKER_02: This sounds like Tiffany's um holiday floor mats.
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't think yeah, she's thankfully not a gnome person, I don't believe.
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  SPEAKER_00: That you know right now.
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  SPEAKER_00: We'll have gnome of this.
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  SPEAKER_02: Um my inheritance will be, oh my gosh, and they put, oh my gosh, you cannot imagine the quantity of precious moments totes, totes, totes, totes.
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  SPEAKER_00: Again, they'll all preach.
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  SPEAKER_00: They're worth a fortune.
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  SPEAKER_02: Just recently, uh, Zach's kid was in town, right?
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  SPEAKER_02: And brought um brought their girlfriend Addy, and Addie all of a sudden said, and I'm I you know, I don't know where she got this, but she's like, I'm starting to collect precious moments.
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  SPEAKER_02: I think some of them are collectible.
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  SPEAKER_00: So I Again, you gotta find the convention that they're doing this, you know?
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  SPEAKER_02: 2827.
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  SPEAKER_02: I mean, you better you better look through those and you might have like a little diamond in the rough.
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  SPEAKER_00: But but what are you gonna you just Google?
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  SPEAKER_00: Where can I sell precious moments that might be of value?
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  SPEAKER_00: I guess you could go in there.
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  SPEAKER_00: Church garage sale?
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh god, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: You think you think somebody at a church garage sale's got a big wad of cash ready to fill your inheritance?
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  SPEAKER_00: Second collection.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: I love this one from Hannah.
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  SPEAKER_00: It says, uh, my inheritance in uh uh from my mom will be a holiday collection of Barbies from 1988 till now.
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  SPEAKER_02: Are they still in the box?
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  SPEAKER_02: You might have some money on your hands too.
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  SPEAKER_00: Again, you gotta unload this stuff.
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  SPEAKER_02: Mm-hmm uh my inheritance will be an overabundance of quilts and quilting supplies.
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  SPEAKER_02: Now, at least you'll be cozy.
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  SPEAKER_02: And warm.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_02: Um, this one from 2709.
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  SPEAKER_02: My inheritance will be my mother-in-law's pet cemetery ashes of all her deceased pets in her lifetime.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, lucky you.
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  SPEAKER_00: You definitely get fair tickets.
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  SPEAKER_02: And wait, I love this one because everyone had this phase.
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  SPEAKER_02: 1898.
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  SPEAKER_02: My inheritance will be every cow item I've I've ever bought my mom since I was 14.
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  SPEAKER_02: She loves cows.
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  SPEAKER_02: Picking a winner is gonna be really hard because there's- I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_00: You you somehow skipped over 1756, and that right now is aimed right at my favorite.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'll let you go find out.
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  SPEAKER_02: 1756?
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  SPEAKER_02: I got 1794 is a collection.
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  SPEAKER_00: Right below the my hair my inheritance will be an overabundance of quilts and uh knitting uh supplies.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's right below that.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, my inheritance is in my stripper cousin's G string.
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  unknown: What?
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  SPEAKER_00: I understand that.
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  SPEAKER_02: That sounds a little incestual.